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Live from the historic River Market District in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the

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banks of the beautiful Crystal Blue Waters of the Missouri River, it is Two-Pouch Bags

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and Microphone Podcast.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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So, I order spaghetti and meatballs.

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My meatballs automatically fall apart as soon as I touch them.

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So then, does my dish automatically change its name to spaghetti and meat sauce?

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Hmph.

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I may never know.

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Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct washrags.

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Two douchebags and a microphone invade your ear holes in 3, 2, 1.

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Oh shit, what's that over there?

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Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

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Uggggggghhhhhhhhh.

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A ship telling red paint and a ship telling blue paint collide.

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They were all moored.

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Hello, Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Welcome to the show tonight.

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First off, Rob, like I was telling you, off the air, I talked to Topher today.

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I'm going to go hang out with him tomorrow for a little bit.

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Anyhow, he had a couple of messages for everybody.

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The number one message they wanted to get a hold of, or not get a hold of, but let out

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there is, his hair is now longer than Alice Cooper's hair.

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And he's very proud about that.

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And he should be.

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He went to go see Alice Cooper the other night.

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I could not attend, I had to work.

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So anyhow, I'll ask him about the show tomorrow.

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I didn't get a chance to ask him how good the show was or nothing, but I'll ask him

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about that tomorrow.

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And I'll come back with a full Topher reports on Alice Cooper, Rob Zombie, Ministry, and

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Filter concert.

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I think it's called Freaks on Parade or something like that.

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Yeah, I was wanting to go to that concert.

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I wanted to see Ministry.

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I wanted to see them all, but Ministry the worst because who knows how long that Ministry

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is going to be around for.

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They just don't tour that much.

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They don't do that many shows.

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And they're odd.

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And Al Jorgensen is a weird guy.

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And who knows when he's just going to say, fuck it, and not do anything anymore.

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But anyhow, maybe I will get to.

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So the second thing is Topher sent me this article that he wants me to go straight from

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Topher's desk from.

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And this is, you know, since Topher has some stuff going on and he's not doing the podcast,

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every now and then he'll send me something that he would really like to get out there.

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He may not be on air, but he's with us in spirit.

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And so, well, evidently, I guess these planes like on United and these other ones, they've

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been finding fake plane parts in them, not real plane parts.

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It's fucking concerning, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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United Airlines discovered dubious parts in two aircraft engines, adding to the list of

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carriers worldwide that have found bogus components from supplier AOG techniques.

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The parts were discovered in a single engine on each of the two aircraft, including one

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that was already undergoing routine maintenance.

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A spokesperson for United said Monday, the Chicago based airline is replacing the engines

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before the planes are returned to fly.

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And he said United discovered the parts based on new information from its suppliers and

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will continue to investigate as more details become available.

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The company said the parts were seals on compressor stator vanes that help direct airflow inside

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the engine.

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United didn't immediately say which type of aircraft the engines had powered.

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The company's disclosure made it to the latest major carrier to confirm the suspect components

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from AOG were installed in their fleet, including Southwest Airlines Company.

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The Virgin, I just flew on Southwest.

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The Virgin Australia Airlines, and that will probably be my last time in full disclosure

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because they have done enough stupid shit, I don't think I'll ever get over it.

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And I was using up my points.

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And now, since they fucked me out of a couple of vouchers since COVID and fucking made me

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like late and canceled flights on me and fucked me over so many times, Southwest can kiss

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my dick.

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So in my opinion, they're a shitty fucking company and I'm not going to do business with

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them anymore.

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So in full disclosure, that was my last trip with Southwest so they can suck it.

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Anyhow, the company's disclosure makes it the latest major carrier to confirm the suspect

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components from AOG were installed in their Southwest and Virgin Airlines.

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Aviation regulators have said AOG supplied an unknown number of jet engine spare parts

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backed by falsified airworthiness documentation, kicking off a worldwide effort by industry

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to hunt down more components.

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CFM International, the joint venture of General Electric Company and Safran that makes the

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engines for many older generation Airbus SE, A320s and Boeing 737s, that's where Southwest

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comes in, they use a lot of Boeing 737s.

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They said parts with fraudulent documentation have been used in 68% of its power plants.

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Shit.

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Okay, well, you know what?

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I think we got some real fucking issues there, don't you?

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Oh yeah.

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You know, you could have fake parts in a car maybe, right?

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All right, maybe your car goes out on you.

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Okay, all right.

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You know, you get a tow truck, then you fight with whoever, you know, the maker, whatever,

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and then they'll eventually be a recall, but you're not in the air when someone finds out

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there's a failure, right?

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A power plant.

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You know, same thing, you know, all of a sudden 300 million people on the grid, boom, gone

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because of fraudulent parts.

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A fraudulent part would be okay in a computer.

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A fan.

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But not in these things.

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These things are very important for our everyday life.

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As a matter of fact, any of these things going out could cost many lives.

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So I think they better get on this and I think they better get this shit figured out.

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And thank you, Topher, for this lead off of Straight From Topher's Desk.

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It's appreciated.

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Thanks, Topher.

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Yeah, he always has informative stuff.

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And you know, he's not so much the dick joke guy.

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He enjoys a good dick joke, but he's like, he was a more sophisticated part of what we

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do here.

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Wouldn't you say?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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He's more newsworthy.

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Yeah, we're overeating dirt while he's like fucking figuring scientific stuff out.

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So but I guess it works out, right?

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Well, we're trying to make it work out.

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We're both trying to pick up the newsworthy stuff plus our jackass stuff.

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Yes.

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Yep.

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Yeah.

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So, you know, you know, maybe we'll come for contributing here and there.

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We could raise the bar a little bit.

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And maybe actually call ourselves semi-journalists.

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I don't know.

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Nah, you know, nah, let's stick with dick jokes.

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At least we're good at that.

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I definitely know I need help.

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So.

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Yeah, I do too.

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I am not the most, what would you call it, articulate man ever.

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I'm barely Neanderthal level.

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I know this.

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Oh, come on.

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You're a little bit better than that.

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A little bit.

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And you know what?

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It works for me.

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So.

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Talking Neanderthal.

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I mean, at the end of the day, you're talking about from two dirtbags from Missouri, right?

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Yeah.

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What do you expect?

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The show is two douchebags and microphone.

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It's not too well informed gentlemen with straight talk.

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No, it's two douchebags and microphone.

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So I think everybody kind of knows what they're getting.

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I think they're like, yeah, we know it's dick jokes.

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Yeah, we read the title before we started listening, dumbass.

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So anyhow, I have a couple of stories here.

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Do you have something you want to get to, Rob?

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Did you know camel milk does not curdle naturally and won't coagulate as easily as other types

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of milk?

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I did not know that, but I can believe that.

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Because think of their habitat.

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I just threw that out there because it was in front of me when you asked.

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No, that's pretty cool.

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But think about where camels live and where they feed their young and all that.

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That would make sense.

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Because if their milk was very perishable at all, they wouldn't have baby camels very

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often.

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I mean, right?

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I mean, I don't know, but it's inside them.

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I don't know.

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Who knows?

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You know what?

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No, that does make sense though, because they are in a very high temperature, low moisture,

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desert area.

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So yeah, I could see that.

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And not curdling would probably be a product of their environment, if nothing else.

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So oh, I found the person.

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In a little bit here, we're going to go to our Harry A**hole Olympics, part 30 or whatever

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it is.

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Round 2, part 30 or whatever.

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But before that, the person that should win but can't win because they're not famous is

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a woman named Sopalta Natty Sussapan.

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A 70 year old girl from Thailand suffers from a rare condition known as werewolf syndrome.

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This means that thick hair grows from every part of her body except her eyes.

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And a picture of her, yes, a picture of her definitely illustrated that she should win

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this contest, but she's not famous so she can't be entered.

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But I just want to give her an honorable mention, because if she could enter this, or if she

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gets famous, like let's say TV stations start having her on or something, then we could

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enter her and I guarantee you she would win.

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Okay, do I have a question for you?

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Yes, go ahead.

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If she's in Guinness Book of World Records.

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Oh, I will look that up.

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If she's in the Guinness Book of World Records.

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If she's in Guinness, that would make her famous.

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Okay, you know what?

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I will have our answer on the next podcast.

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I know, well then we, yeah, I'd lose.

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You know what?

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I may have found, oh my god, I may have found the winner inadvertently, we'll see.

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Well that's nice, I'll round three.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, she'll, well I could put her as my wild card, but I won't do that yet.

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I got another wild card that I'm very convinced on and I love.

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Okay, yeah well, alright, we'll talk about that.

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It may be the same person dude.

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I'm afraid we have the same wild card.

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So anyhow, we'll talk about that later.

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We'll talk about it later.

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So you got anything else you want to get to immediately or you want me to go to a story?

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I got, you know how you were talking about Southwest a while ago?

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Yes.

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I got a story about United.

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Oh please, go ahead.

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A passenger on a United Airlines flight that had to land because of an eight inch hole

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in the fuselage last week told the New York Post that she thought she was going to die.

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Artist Tato LaVere was on United Flight 510 bound from Rome, Italy on September 13th when

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the pilot was forced to return to Newark, Liberty and North

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Airport due to a cross-realization issue.

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The company said in a statement, just saying eight inch hole in the fuselage, yeah, that

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would be a frustration.

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I would think so, yes.

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Wow.

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LaVere told the Post that she started to get a sick feeling that she felt the plane rapidly

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descending roughly four hours into the flight.

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The Boeing 777 descended from 37,000 feet to just below 9,000 feet in around eight minutes.

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Does it say where they had to land?

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The plane had to land at the crash site flight aware.

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Does it say where they had to emergency land four hours later?

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Yeah, that's a little longer story.

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Okay, go ahead and say it.

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There was an eight inch hole.

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I'm going to break this down.

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Okay.

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Yeah, there was an eight inch hole in the plane.

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They had to make an emergency landing.

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She was freaking out because it was right after her.

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Yeah, yeah, got it.

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Wow.

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I think I was freaking out too.

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Oh yeah, I was too.

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Especially at 37,000 feet.

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Yeah.

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There's a reason I don't get on planes, Mark.

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I know my height.

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No, no, no, you're smarter than me, I guess.

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Well, I mean the other thing is from 37,000 feet to 9,000 feet.

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Below 9,000.

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Below 9,000 feet.

249
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You know that is, but 9,000 feet isn't shit up in the air when you look down from a plane.

250
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Yeah, yeah, that's... Wow.

251
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Okay, yeah, that would have been shit worthy.

252
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That would have been shit your pants and no one blamed you worthy.

253
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I'd be like, hey, what happened to Mark?

254
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Well, they had to make an emergency landing and they went from 37,000 feet to under 9,000 feet.

255
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Oh, that's how come he has shit all up his back and all over his trousers and all over his socks.

256
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Oh, okay, all right.

257
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Well, we understand.

258
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All right.

259
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Well, did anyone offer a washcloth?

260
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Well, long story short, they made it to the ground.

261
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Everybody's safe.

262
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Wow.

263
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Crazy.

264
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You said you wanted crazy stories.

265
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No, no, no, I love the story.

266
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I'm just like, I'm kind of like shitting toward them right now.

267
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I put myself in their position going, oh my God.

268
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You know how many I'm sorrys I'd be saying to God all the way down?

269
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Oh, tell me about it.

270
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Yeah, yeah.

271
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Everything I can remember that I did that was horrible, I'm sorry about that.

272
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I'd be saying I'm sorry for even being born.

273
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I'd be like, you know, in favor of time, God, it's going to take me too long and we're going to crash

274
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and burn before this.

275
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So in time interest, I'm just going to go ahead and say one catch all, I'm sorry for everything rotten I've ever did.

276
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And hopefully that covers it.

277
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Because if I start rattling off everything I've ever did, we're going to crash before I even get a tenth of the way through it.

278
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So anyhow, all right, good story, Rob.

279
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You got anything else you want to add or you got it?

280
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You already want to hear it?

281
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Go ahead.

282
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Okay.

283
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All right, well, how about if I come back with this story back after a break?

284
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It's the most swipe jobs on Tinder and the less swipe jobs on Tinder.

285
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So the way Tinder works is you swipe to the right if you like somebody, you swipe to the left if it's a pass.

286
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It tells you how many, what type of jobs got the right swipe and what type of jobs got the left swipe.

287
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We'll do that when we get back.

288
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We'll see you guys in a minute.

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Two douchebags and a microphone, the number one show for people that lie about their favorite podcast.

290
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Remember to send all male body part photos to Rob Rad's inbox.

291
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May your spoon always slip and sink into your hot soup.

292
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Two emotionally disturbed dirtbags in a popsicle will be right back.

293
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A constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

294
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It's strange insults from an alien.

295
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Real hilarity.

296
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May every empty parking space you see in the distance actually contain a motorcycle.

297
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Break shit house energy drink.

298
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That's right.

299
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Break shit house energy drink.

300
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Make men and women go.

301
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Two after the malls.

302
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Who wants to fuck shit up?

303
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Run for a spin across America.

304
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Break shit house energy drink is for you.

305
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Please enjoy break shit house energy drink responsibly.

306
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It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.

307
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Alright, two douchebags and a microphone.

308
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I'm Mark.

309
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And I'm Rob.

310
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Okay, as we spoke about briefly before we went to break.

311
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Tinder works like this.

312
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A right swipe means yeah let's get together.

313
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A left swipe means nah that's okay.

314
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Thanks anyhow.

315
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I'm single, I've never used it.

316
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I don't think, if I was single I don't think I'd use it either.

317
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I don't blame Rob.

318
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I've heard too many horror stories.

319
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Yeah, I just, I just, I'm not, that's not in my comfort zone.

320
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I mean, I think that's what you're saying, right?

321
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Yeah.

322
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Yeah, go meet whoever you think you know who it is but you don't know.

323
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You know, yeah, I don't know.

324
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And then I mean what if you just by chance just, you're just not like five people's flavor in a row, right?

325
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Wouldn't you feel like shit?

326
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Like there you are out there in like five people in a row, said nah, no thank you.

327
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Wouldn't you be like fuck.

328
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Man, what the hell happened?

329
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,920
Nobody wants me.

330
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I don't know, it just seems to me like there's too much stuff that could go wrong doing that.

331
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,920
That's just the way I view it, I don't know.

332
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I think a lot of people use it with success.

333
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So anyhow, with this story that I'm about ready to get into, you guys be the judge.

334
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,920
Okay, these are the most swipe to the right.

335
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This means yes, come on over or whatever.

336
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These are right swipe jobs on Tinder.

337
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Okay, number one was web designers at 82%.

338
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I guess they like nerds, right? Web designers?

339
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I guess so, they like the pencil neck geeks.

340
00:20:52,920 --> 00:21:00,920
Okay, the next one, and this is odd, I didn't know that many veterinarians were on the market.

341
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Most veterinarians I know are married and have like fucking six children and ten grandchildren.

342
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But anyhow, veterinarians at 79%.

343
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Next after that are architects and doctors.

344
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They're tied at third place at 72%.

345
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And then this is one that gets me, because this guy, if he came to your door you'd scream for him to leave.

346
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Solicitors at 67% success rate.

347
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But like I said, if that guy came to your door to sell you something, you'd fucking throw something at him probably.

348
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Get the fuck out of here, I ain't buying your shit, go.

349
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:51,920
But if he's on Tinder you'll swipe right to him or her or whatever.

350
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I find that interesting and odd at the same time.

351
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Alright, so next, the left swipes, my profession, and the left swipe of course means now I'll pass.

352
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:11,920
So, left swipes on Tinder, mostly, 90% are clergy.

353
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90% saw someone in like one of those clergy outfits and said, no thanks.

354
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I think I get that, don't you get that?

355
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:21,920
Yeah.

356
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88%, and I definitely get this, are politicians.

357
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:33,920
What?

358
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85% of the left swipe, as in no thank you, are social influencers.

359
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Is this a true, is this true?

360
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:54,920
Yeah, yeah, this came out on an article.

361
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:55,920
I think uh...

362
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That's all I had to know.

363
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,920
Yeah, yeah, it's true.

364
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:09,920
This is actually a published article that I actually seen on the news, I seen it on Channel 4 last night.

365
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,920
And I was like, you know, that's a good article to kind of get into.

366
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I did not doubt you, I wanted to make sure.

367
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,920
No, this is no joke, for real.

368
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,920
Two years had one thing.

369
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That's gone, you're gone.

370
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:29,920
Okay, like I said, 85% are influencers, social influencers.

371
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:35,920
But like I said, social influencers could also double as the unemployed, right?

372
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Right.

373
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:37,920
Okay.

374
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,920
In their parents' basement.

375
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:53,920
And, get this, 13% of 366 million people on dating apps said they have found true love on dating apps.

376
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13% of 366 million is, I consider that, for everything it is, a good success rate.

377
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:05,920
Yeah, yeah, okay.

378
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:06,920
I mean, it's probably better than a bar.

379
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,920
Yeah, it's probably better than 50.

380
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,920
I mean, I think it's probably better than a bar.

381
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:21,920
I mean, I've never known anyone to really, I've only known, I mean, you know, I met Val at a bar, but we both knew, you know, a lot of mutual friends, so it wasn't like just like,

382
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:26,920
Yeah, we're, I'm not gonna go there.

383
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:27,920
Okay, that's fine.

384
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:28,920
You know what?

385
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,920
Before Val, I don't want to go there either, so I gotcha.

386
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,920
Let's see.

387
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Here's some more statistics.

388
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2XY.

389
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2XY is a bar?

390
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:44,920
Yeah, but you also, you also were a club DJ, right?

391
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:45,920
A what?

392
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,920
A club DJ.

393
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:49,920
You went to clubs and DJed?

394
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:53,920
Oh, no, that was while I was with my good wife.

395
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,920
Oh, oh, you didn't do that while you were single.

396
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:00,920
No, I met two of my ex-wives at bars.

397
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,920
Oh, okay.

398
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:07,920
Okay, and yes, I can't believe I'm gonna say this to the world.

399
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:08,920
Okay.

400
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:17,920
I did meet one of my wives at one of my family unions.

401
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,920
Honest to goodness, truth mark.

402
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:24,920
Okay, was she related?

403
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,920
No.

404
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:27,920
Not by marriage, right?

405
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:28,920
By marriage.

406
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:29,920
That's fine.

407
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:30,920
By marriage.

408
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,920
I mean, they even say second and third cousin is all right, but whatever.

409
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,920
I mean, it just depends on how you view it, I guess.

410
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:37,920
Whatever.

411
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,920
I don't, okay, I don't care.

412
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,920
My cousin was married to her sister.

413
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,920
Okay, okay.

414
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:52,920
And that's the one, that's the one that has the Patsy Cline show in St. Joe, all about Patsy.

415
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,920
Check her out.

416
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,920
Yep.

417
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,920
Okay, here's what I got.

418
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,920
How many times were you married?

419
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,920
Four.

420
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,920
Oh, I was unaware of that.

421
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:11,920
Technically.

422
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,920
Technically.

423
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,920
Okay, that's cool.

424
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:19,920
No, my relationship with my son's mom was 19 years and we were not married.

425
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:20,920
Okay.

426
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,920
Would you ever get married again?

427
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,920
Sometimes.

428
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,920
Okay, that's cool.

429
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,920
I like the honest answer, Rob.

430
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,920
I really appreciate the honest answer.

431
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:32,920
It depends.

432
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,920
It depends on who it is.

433
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,920
No, I love the honest answer.

434
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:39,920
You know how many people are like, oh, no way, and then the next thing you know they get married.

435
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:40,920
Yeah, okay.

436
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:41,920
That's cool.

437
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:42,920
Good.

438
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,920
That was me in the past.

439
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,920
Yep.

440
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,920
Now you know better, right?

441
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,920
Now I'm never getting married again.

442
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,920
Next joke on me, I'm engaged.

443
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,920
You know better now.

444
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,920
Okay.

445
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,920
I'm too damn old for that crap anymore, man.

446
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,920
No, you know, I mean, yeah.

447
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,920
Yeah, you'll figure out the right one.

448
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,920
They always do come in.

449
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,920
I mean, you know, you're just not quite there yet.

450
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,920
You got some other stuff you got to do in life first.

451
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:10,920
So...

452
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,920
Yeah, I'm busy working on myself right now.

453
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:14,920
Yeah.

454
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,920
Which is something I've been doing for a long time.

455
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:23,920
And that's usually why people are single for an extended period of time like I was before Val.

456
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,920
I wasn't even going to date anymore.

457
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,920
I was like, you know, I don't need to do this.

458
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,920
I was fucking sick of it.

459
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:37,920
And anyhow, it worked out well for me because I kind of took a hiatus for a couple of years and just did my own thing.

460
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,920
I became somewhat of a hermit.

461
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,920
And it was really kind of neat because whenever I went out, I just went out by myself.

462
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:48,920
I didn't really hang out with anybody that much, nothing.

463
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,920
It was like soul searching.

464
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,920
I would compare it to soul searching.

465
00:27:53,920 --> 00:28:03,920
And it worked out very well because I got to actually find myself and find what I really wanted instead of what I thought I wanted.

466
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:04,920
Does that make sense?

467
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:05,920
Well, that's what I do.

468
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,920
I go to work every day.

469
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,920
I come home.

470
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,920
Okay, I don't have many friends I hang out with.

471
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:20,920
Sounds like you were kind of like where I was at for a while.

472
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:25,920
My biggest thing in my life is my work and this podcast.

473
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,920
And my son who was in the other room.

474
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,920
But he's 18 now living his life.

475
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:32,920
Yeah. Yep.

476
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:37,920
He's got to go out there and get kicked in the teeth and smacked in the ass like we did.

477
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,920
And he's doing it.

478
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:40,920
And I'm proud of it.

479
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:46,920
Yeah, he sounds like a fine young man and it sounds like he did a really good job raising him.

480
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,920
He's a hard worker, man.

481
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,920
Good. Good for him.

482
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,920
Good.

483
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,920
What's his name?

484
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:55,920
Robert.

485
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,920
Oh, okay.

486
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,920
Let's just call him Bob.

487
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,920
Bob? Okay.

488
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,920
Everybody knows him as Bob.

489
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,920
Okay.

490
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,920
That's cool.

491
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,920
Sometimes you just need to get him on the podcast to say hi.

492
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,920
Yeah, we might do that.

493
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,920
Yeah.

494
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,920
We might do that.

495
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:15,920
Yeah.

496
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,920
I'll ask him uncomfortable questions, make him squirmish.

497
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,920
Yeah. Yeah.

498
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,920
Okay.

499
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:22,920
I don't know, man.

500
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:23,920
I don't know.

501
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,920
You gotta remember, he is my kid.

502
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,920
I may not be able to.

503
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,920
And actually, he may be a little bit better than me.

504
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:31,920
All right.

505
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,920
You know what?

506
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,920
There's only one way you can find out.

507
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,920
We'll offset that up.

508
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,920
Oh, Topher just sent me another article here.

509
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,920
All I just said there.

510
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:43,920
We'll cover it tomorrow night.

511
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:44,920
It looks cool.

512
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,920
Some sort of water bug toe biter, a huge toe biter.

513
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,920
We'll get to it tomorrow.

514
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,920
You're making me mad.

515
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:54,920
Thank you, Topher.

516
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,920
You'll probably hear this in a day or so.

517
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,920
Okay.

518
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,920
Over 70% of the...

519
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,920
A toe biter, is that what you said?

520
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,920
Something like...

521
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:07,920
Hang on.

522
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:16,920
I'm gonna go to my cell phone instead of my desktop.

523
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:17,920
Oh, shit.

524
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:24,920
It's a sneaky toe biter, a giant water bug.

525
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,920
I'm gonna have to get to that tomorrow.

526
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,920
Okay.

527
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:29,920
Okay.

528
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:30,920
Oh, man, that's cool.

529
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:31,920
I'm gonna have to...

530
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:32,920
I'm gonna say, awesome, man.

531
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:33,920
Yes.

532
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,920
At this time, we're doing one tonight and one tomorrow night.

533
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:38,920
Yes.

534
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,920
That's how come we can include it in tomorrow night.

535
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:41,920
Yeah.

536
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,920
We're gonna have to throw that in tomorrow night.

537
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:45,920
Okay.

538
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,920
Hang on.

539
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:51,920
Let me finish the rest of the article, then we can go into some other stuff.

540
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:56,920
Over 70% of adults under 25 have or still are using dating apps.

541
00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:03,920
As compared to 27% of adults 50 or over, and only 7% of elderly use the app, and this would

542
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,920
be 70 and over.

543
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:11,920
So that is definitely a younger person game.

544
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:12,920
Yeah.

545
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,920
And it's also a comfort level too, wouldn't you think?

546
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,920
Yeah.

547
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:21,920
You know, we're just talking about our comfort level, and we're both over 50, right?

548
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:22,920
Yeah, a little bit.

549
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:23,920
Yeah.

550
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:24,920
Well, the way we just talked.

551
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,920
We're not comfortable with that at all.

552
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,920
In March, I'll be double nifty.

553
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,920
You'll be what?

554
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,920
I'll be 55 in March.

555
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,920
Oh, and 55 in March, okay.

556
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,920
Okay.

557
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:40,920
All right.

558
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:46,920
I got another story, and then maybe after that, we can get into the hairy asshole Olympics

559
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:47,920
if you want.

560
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:54,920
Yeah, I don't know if we have time, I still have more old west hygiene.

561
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:55,920
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

562
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:56,920
You know what?

563
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:05,920
How about if you do old west hygiene, and then we'll go into this story about Twitter.

564
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,920
So go ahead, Rob, the floor is yours.

565
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,920
Let me pull her up real quick.

566
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:12,920
All righty.

567
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:13,920
I love these art.

568
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:14,920
Okay, here we are.

569
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,920
I love these articles, by the way, Rob.

570
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,920
They fit the podcast so well.

571
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,920
Yeah, I think you're going to like this one too.

572
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,920
Oh, I think so.

573
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:35,920
There was a time when a terrifying epidemic known as syphilis swept through the population

574
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,920
like wildfires.

575
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:43,920
In the quest for a remedy, medical professionals turned to a substance that seemed to hold

576
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:44,920
the key, mercury.

577
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:53,920
Despite the severe side effects, patients endured a grueling routine of daily applications

578
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,920
of mercury ointment.

579
00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:05,920
This reckless treatment could last for years while unleashing many horrors upon the afflicted.

580
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,920
However, people were convinced the treatment was worth it.

581
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:19,920
Also, Pete Ross and Amy Kinney, for just a few of the devastating consequences, there

582
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:26,920
was indeed a scary time for daily foot in e-health EP.

583
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:27,920
Yeah.

584
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,920
Mercury led to like people going insane.

585
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:37,920
Remember how they still use this term, but not as much as they used to a mad hatter?

586
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

587
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,920
The hats just be lined with mercury on the inside.

588
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:49,920
And people with a hat always seem to go mad because of mercury poisoning.

589
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,920
Yeah, crazy.

590
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,920
So, hmm.

591
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,920
Boy, I just.

592
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,920
I'm not flying anymore.

593
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,920
I'm not flying anymore, buddy.

594
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,920
We've been doing this all for a while.

595
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,920
Oh, that sounds cool.

596
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:04,920
Good.

597
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:05,920
All right.

598
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,920
So, let's go back to my Elon Musk story then because everyone seems to love hearing about

599
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,920
his failures, including me.

600
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:12,920
So.

601
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:13,920
Yeah, I'm.

602
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:14,920
I'm.

603
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:15,920
I used to.

604
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,920
I'm going to run for another ass-pallowing, dude.

605
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,920
Yeah, I used to really like the guy, but not now.

606
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:22,920
He's turned down.

607
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:23,920
I need.

608
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,920
I need to go back and find the story.

609
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:31,920
Yeah, he needs another ass-pallowing.

610
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,920
He needs five or six.

611
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,920
Yeah, the dude is just.

612
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,920
It's like enough, dude.

613
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:38,920
You suck.

614
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:39,920
So, OK.

615
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:47,920
Anyhow, Elon Musk said Monday he's moving to require all users of Twitter or now the

616
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:53,920
name of his ex to pay a monthly fee to use his social media site, X.

617
00:34:53,920 --> 00:35:00,920
The comments he made during a live stream event on X, which is Twitter, with Israel

618
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:06,920
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, came as the company struggles to regain trust with

619
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,920
advertisers.

620
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:16,920
Musk said earlier this month that Twitter, Twitter US ad revenue was down 60 percent.

621
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:22,920
He has blamed the company's ad challenges on civil rights and consumer groups putting

622
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,920
pressure on big brands.

623
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:32,920
Musk said the single most important reason is to prevent and combat armies of bots.

624
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,920
The lower tier price will be around eight dollars a month.

625
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,920
Twitter blue has been a flop, so we'll see what happens.

626
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,920
But I do know this.

627
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:50,920
The army of bots thing is true because the army of bots, the reason Benjamin Netanyahu

628
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:57,920
the Israeli Prime Minister was talking about it was because people form a lot of hate speech

629
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:04,920
against certain groups like Israelis or Jews or whatever by getting armies of bots to talk

630
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:11,920
bad of them on the internet like social platforms and gather steam and hate against them.

631
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,920
And that's what he's talking about and that's what Elon Musk is talking about.

632
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:20,920
And I do believe that's to be true but I think the eight dollars to me seems a little steep,

633
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,920
don't you?

634
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:23,920
Yeah, yeah.

635
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:28,920
Eight dollars a month I think is almost kind of taking advantage of the situation and going

636
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:37,920
well I'm doing this for the good of everything so I kind of feel like maybe he's taking advantage

637
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:42,920
of the situation.

638
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,920
Yeah, sounds like it to me.

639
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,920
Yeah, that's the way I view it but who knows.

640
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:59,920
So anyhow, a little bit ago, the hairy asshole Olympics is coming right up after this.

641
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:04,920
Two ass bags and a box of Cheez-Its will be right back.

642
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,920
Do they make ear condoms?

643
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,920
I certainly need them for this garbage.

644
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,920
Two douche bags and a microphone, raw and uncensored.

645
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,920
See behind the smoke show.

646
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,920
Watch as the douche bags get stung by a stalk of bees.

647
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,920
Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out.

648
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:27,920
Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the mad shitter accusations.

649
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,920
I didn't do it.

650
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:29,920
I'm not the mad shitter.

651
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,920
Act now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douche bag calendar.

652
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,920
Mark off today with a douche bag looking at you.

653
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:48,920
The supplies are limited so act now.

654
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,920
Two douche bags and a microphone, I'm Mark.

655
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:52,920
And I'm Rob.

656
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:53,920
Alright.

657
00:37:53,920 --> 00:38:01,920
Well, we had a little technical difficulty there but you guys won't hear it because that will all be cut out.

658
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,920
So here it is ten minutes later and here we are back on the air.

659
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,920
And you won't hear all the cussing.

660
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:08,920
No, no, no.

661
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:13,920
Which is probably good because we had some pretty good ones rolling out.

662
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:14,920
Oh yeah, we did.

663
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:15,920
Yeah, yeah.

664
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,920
We're pretty clever at cussing.

665
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,920
So, not much else.

666
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,920
But we're clever at cussing.

667
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,920
We make our own things up.

668
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:26,920
We do.

669
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:27,920
Yeah.

670
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,920
Oh, I need to come up with an alternate swear words again.

671
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:31,920
We haven't done that in a while.

672
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,920
Well you do.

673
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:33,920
It's been a while.

674
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,920
Yeah, I mean I didn't mean to let anybody down but you know what, I'll uh.

675
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,920
I forgot about that.

676
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,920
Yeah, I'll come up with some more of these things because people depend on it, damn it.

677
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,920
People depend on it.

678
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:48,920
Okay.

679
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,920
So.

680
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:55,920
We were talking about the hairy asshole Olympics.

681
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,920
So Rob.

682
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:02,920
You are the hairy asshole connoisseur.

683
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,920
You are the maestro of hairy assholes.

684
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:16,920
So without any further ado, I welcome to the platform the master of hairy assholes.

685
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,920
The man who practically invented hairy assholes.

686
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:23,920
The hairy ass prime minister.

687
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,920
Rob Rad.

688
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,920
And I'm telling you, you have not seen mine.

689
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,920
But anyway.

690
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,920
But I do want to state.

691
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:37,920
His business has been a little slow on the asshole picks.

692
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:42,920
So we need you guys to pick things up.

693
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,920
Yeah, yeah, for.

694
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,920
Yeah, it's been pretty abysmal lately.

695
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,920
So come on.

696
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:54,920
And one, we really don't, I still ain't heard from her yet.

697
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:55,920
Whatever.

698
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,920
That was someone playing a gag on us.

699
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:58,920
That's what that was.

700
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,920
I think it was.

701
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,920
Yeah, I think that was a scam.

702
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:03,920
I think so too.

703
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,920
Well, any.

704
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,920
Like I said before.

705
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,920
The.

706
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,920
The prime minister of the hairy asshole.

707
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,920
Mr. Rob Rad.

708
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,920
Yes.

709
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:20,920
Okay.

710
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,920
Tonight.

711
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,920
We have one woman battle.

712
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,920
And three men battles.

713
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,920
Okay.

714
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,920
So let's go and get the women over with.

715
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,920
Okay.

716
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,920
And it's going to be a hard one, dude.

717
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,920
Okay.

718
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:43,920
This is going to be a hard one.

719
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,920
Rosie O'Donnell versus Whoopi Goldberg.

720
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,920
Oh.

721
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:57,920
Damn.

722
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:04,920
Um.

723
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:09,920
Dreads.

724
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:10,920
Dreads.

725
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,920
Dreads.

726
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,920
I think if there's dread on the head, there's a chance.

727
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,920
Rosie was the first one on my list.

728
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,920
I know.

729
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:21,920
You know what?

730
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,920
I don't want Rosie to go out yet either though.

731
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:24,920
No.

732
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:25,920
Well, she's out.

733
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:26,920
I can bring her back.

734
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:27,920
I can bring her back.

735
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:28,920
Okay.

736
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,920
We might have to bring her back.

737
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:35,920
I think she deserves a little bit more respect for her hairy asshole.

738
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,920
So, you know.

739
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,920
Okay.

740
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:39,920
Well, Whoopi Goldberg, thank you.

741
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,920
You've moved on.

742
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,920
Um.

743
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:43,920
Um.

744
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:44,920
Blah, blah, blah.

745
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:45,920
Rosie O'Donnell.

746
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,920
Well, thank you for your participation.

747
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:53,920
And we hope that you do well in your future endeavors, whatever that might be.

748
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:59,920
Paying handling or, you know, bitching about something or scratching your balls or whatever.

749
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:00,920
So, thank you, Rosie.

750
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,920
You go back to being a miserable person.

751
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:04,920
Okay.

752
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:05,920
Rosie, trust me.

753
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,920
I will bring you back when you're scared.

754
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:09,920
Okay, Rosie.

755
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:10,920
You hear that?

756
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:11,920
You will be back.

757
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:12,920
Okay.

758
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,920
Oh, here.

759
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:21,920
Let's go to comedians.

760
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,920
Mr. Jack Black.

761
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:26,920
Okay.

762
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,920
And Mr. Robin Williams.

763
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:30,920
Oh.

764
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:31,920
Wow.

765
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:32,920
All right.

766
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,920
I'm telling you, dude, we.

767
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:36,920
Yeah.

768
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:41,920
We nailed him on this one, didn't we?

769
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:42,920
Yeah.

770
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:43,920
Yeah.

771
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:44,920
Well, we got some.

772
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:45,920
We got a couple.

773
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,920
At least one that's got ridges going the hell out.

774
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,920
I can't wait to introduce my wild card.

775
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:53,920
But anyhow.

776
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:54,920
Me either.

777
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:55,920
Me either.

778
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,920
Hopefully it's not the same person.

779
00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,920
Okay.

780
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:03,920
I'm going to go with Robin Williams.

781
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:08,920
I'm going to go with Robin Williams, even though Jack Black is very hairy, obviously.

782
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:14,920
Robin Williams just seemed to have hair everywhere more evenly distributed.

783
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,920
Actually.

784
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:22,920
I think I'd go with Robin, too.

785
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:23,920
Okay.

786
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:24,920
Robin Williams.

787
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:25,920
Wow.

788
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,920
You're going to have to ignore the afterlife at least for another week.

789
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,920
You have moved on through the hairy asshole Olympics.

790
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:33,920
Jack Black.

791
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:38,920
We really thank you for your participation in the hairy asshole Olympics.

792
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,920
We wish you well on all your future endeavors.

793
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,920
But you still can get some Hollywood movies, so you may be okay.

794
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,920
Unlike Rosie O'Donnell.

795
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,920
Good.

796
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:50,920
Oh, I'm done.

797
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:51,920
Go ahead.

798
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,920
Oh, and Mr. Jack Black.

799
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,920
If Mugs don't bring you back, I will.

800
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,920
I'll probably bring him back.

801
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:00,920
But you know what?

802
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,920
I mean, we can have like the Legends round.

803
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,920
Do you ever think of that?

804
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:09,920
Well, yeah, actually we have kind of been discussing that.

805
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,920
Yeah, like the Legends, like the top of the top.

806
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,920
We're like, man, these guys are the best.

807
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:19,920
And we can, I don't know, we could like have like different tiers.

808
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,920
We don't have to necessarily kick very many people off at all.

809
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:31,920
We could have like different tiers of them, you know, like this guy reached Legend 1, Hall of Fame, Prime 1 status.

810
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:35,920
This guy could be like number two Legend Hall of Fame status.

811
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,920
We could do something like that, maybe.

812
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,920
I mean, it's our fucking contest.

813
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:40,920
We'll discuss it.

814
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:41,920
Yeah, we'll talk about it.

815
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:42,920
Okay.

816
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:43,920
All right.

817
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,920
Next one.

818
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:54,920
Actually, the next two, I certainly believe I'm losing.

819
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,920
Uh oh.

820
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,920
We got Zach Galifianakis.

821
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,920
Mm hmm.

822
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,920
And then my James Franco.

823
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,920
Um, yeah.

824
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:10,920
I'm marketing it.

825
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:11,920
I'm marketing it.

826
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,920
Yeah.

827
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:15,920
Yeah.

828
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:16,920
It's hard to beat Zach.

829
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,920
Zach may be...

830
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,920
Let's make it official.

831
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,920
Zach.

832
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:23,920
Zach.

833
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:24,920
Yeah.

834
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:25,920
It's official.

835
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:26,920
Yeah, without a doubt.

836
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,920
That dude is so hairy.

837
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,920
Uh, yeah.

838
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:32,920
Okay.

839
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:39,920
Honestly, honestly, I am totally surprised James Franco's made it this far.

840
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,920
I thought he'd been booed after we kicked him.

841
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:51,920
You know, every time we came up with a weird, obscure reason why we kept him, but this time there's no clear-cut evidence to even keep him over...

842
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:52,920
No, no.

843
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:53,920
There's no confirmation.

844
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,920
Jack Black might be the all-time winner for all we know.

845
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:57,920
We don't know.

846
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,920
But he is up there.

847
00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:00,920
That guy is up there.

848
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,920
He's Hall of Fame status at least.

849
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:04,920
Yeah.

850
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,920
So, um, anyhow.

851
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,920
Okay.

852
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,920
Next one.

853
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:18,920
And as of for now, our final battle for this evening.

854
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,920
We'll see where this goes.

855
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:24,920
Okay.

856
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,920
Jason Kelsey.

857
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,920
There's another good one.

858
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:33,920
Eugene Libby.

859
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,920
Hmm.

860
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,920
Hmm.

861
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:38,920
Oh, yeah.

862
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:39,920
Ooh.

863
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:40,920
Okay.

864
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:41,920
Old Jewish.

865
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:42,920
Ooh.

866
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:43,920
Yeah, I know.

867
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:44,920
I know.

868
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:45,920
Uh.

869
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,920
Nathan.

870
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:47,920
Dasquatch.

871
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,920
Well, here's the one thing that I offered before.

872
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,920
And I know Kelsey's my guy, isn't he?

873
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,920
Yeah, Kelsey, yours, and Eugene, his mine.

874
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:58,920
Okay.

875
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:03,920
Here's what I can offer against Kelsey, and this is the only thing I can think against Kelsey.

876
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,920
Is this right here.

877
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,920
He has to wear a jockstrap.

878
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,920
Right?

879
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:15,920
Oh, we have brought that up before.

880
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,920
But his hair game is so powerful.

881
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,920
It is.

882
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,920
Wow.

883
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:28,920
Yeah, but his hair game is so powerful, it's hard for me to get past all that hair, and

884
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:33,920
he's been like flying through because he's hairy everywhere, but I honestly think he

885
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:37,920
has to do something with that thatch down there around his asshole, because that jockstrap

886
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,920
would be getting tangled in there, right?

887
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:42,920
Okay.

888
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,920
So here's the question.

889
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:46,920
Yes.

890
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,920
Does he wear a jockstrap?

891
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:52,920
Um, your guess is as good as mine.

892
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,920
Hey, hey, hey.

893
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:59,920
I've got to defend your guy too, because he was on my list last time.

894
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:01,920
Oh yeah, he was, that's right.

895
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,920
Yeah, yeah, so.

896
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:05,920
Um.

897
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:10,920
If there was any place he was going to keep cleaning, it would be right there.

898
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,920
Uh huh.

899
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,920
But he gives us no indication.

900
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:18,920
Jason Levy is on TV, you killed him.

901
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,920
Yeah.

902
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:29,920
Okay, I think because of that, that Jason Kelsey would at least have to cut some of

903
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,920
it down, if not shave it.

904
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,920
And it's the rich football season, we have cut people because of football.

905
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:36,920
Yes.

906
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,920
So as much as I hate to do it, as strong as a candidate as he is, I think I'm going

907
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,920
to have to go with Eugene Levy.

908
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,920
Wow.

909
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,920
And that's just because.

910
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,920
I do not see these results coming now that we've talked about it.

911
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,920
Well, every time we talk about it, they're completely different than what we think,

912
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:57,920
anyhow.

913
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:58,920
Right.

914
00:48:58,920 --> 00:48:59,920
So I wasn't even thinking like that.

915
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:02,920
That's what we talked about, that's what this show is about, we talked about it.

916
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:06,920
I don't even think about it like that anymore because I know by the time we get to talking

917
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,920
about it, it completely changes.

918
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:09,920
So.

919
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,920
Oh wow, dude.

920
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:16,920
I don't know, Rob, you make the final decision, but I'm going with Eugene Levy.

921
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,920
Eugene Levy it is.

922
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:20,920
Okay.

923
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:21,920
All right.

924
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,920
Because it's football season.

925
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:24,920
Okay.

926
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,920
So let's see, who do we have?

927
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,920
Okay, now, okay, now.

928
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:29,920
Okay.

929
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:33,920
Oh, oh, oh, oh, guess what, Maher.

930
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:34,920
What?

931
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:41,920
We are officially down to our final four other than fans.

932
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,920
Okay, the question is, do we bring out our wild cards?

933
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:47,920
Do we bring out our wild?

934
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,920
Do we bring in our two finalists that's been on the waiting?

935
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:52,920
You know what?

936
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,920
We don't have a whole lot going on tonight, anyhow.

937
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:59,920
So let's go ahead and bring our wild cards in right now.

938
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:00,920
Do you want the wild cards?

939
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,920
Do you want the two finalists?

940
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:04,920
Or do you want to have both?

941
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,920
Let's have both.

942
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:07,920
Let's get after it.

943
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,920
We got a minute.

944
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,920
For what day?

945
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,920
I don't know.

946
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:14,920
Well, we'll find out.

947
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,920
We'll see what we got when we get done.

948
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:17,920
Okay.

949
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,920
Okay, yeah.

950
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,920
All right.

951
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,920
Okay.

952
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,920
Here's our two finalists.

953
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,920
Okay.

954
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:38,920
Rob Zombie, Danny Trejo.

955
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:42,920
As much as I love Danny Trejo, and he is just like the best,

956
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:55,920
he's just this rough and tumble, really just hairy, rigid, meanish kind of guy.

957
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:56,920
I have three words.

958
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,920
Yeah, go ahead.

959
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:02,920
Mexican spicy food.

960
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:03,920
Okay.

961
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:10,920
So maybe we should go ahead and go with Rob Zombie.

962
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,920
Come on, it's Rob Zombie.

963
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:14,920
What?

964
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,920
Come on, it's Rob Zombie.

965
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,920
Okay, Rob Zombie.

966
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,920
Yeah, but I love Danny Trejo.

967
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,920
But okay, Rob Zombie, Rob Zombie, it's Rob Zombie.

968
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,920
He'll come back.

969
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,920
Okay, Rob Zombie it is.

970
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,920
I mean, if he's in the other battle.

971
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:37,920
It's just hard for me to part ways with Danny Trejo, but it's okay.

972
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:38,920
We'll go with Rob Zombie.

973
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:39,920
Yeah.

974
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,920
Well, Rob, you want him.

975
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:42,920
No, no, no, no, no.

976
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,920
Rob Zombie is the clear cut winner.

977
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,920
I got to take my emotions out of this.

978
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:52,920
It's Rob Zombie.

979
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,920
All righty.

980
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,920
All right.

981
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:02,920
Now, you mentioned Wild Card.

982
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:08,920
Yes.

983
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,920
What you got, buddy?

984
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:20,920
My Wild Card, Rob, is none other than Al Jorgensen of Ministry.

985
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,920
Oh.

986
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:28,920
He, he, he, he.

987
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:30,920
I looked at him the other day.

988
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:35,920
Uh-huh.

989
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,920
Okay.

990
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,920
I'm throwing you for a loop here.

991
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,920
Okay.

992
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,920
Which I know deep down you wrote it.

993
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:49,920
I've got a Wild Card Wild Card, though.

994
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,920
Okay.

995
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:55,920
Go ahead and let's see if I have to bring out the Wild Card Wild Card.

996
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:56,920
Okay.

997
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:01,920
But the Wild Card Wild Card is unofficial.

998
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:07,920
I already brought out my Wild Card, but this is the one that I could have went with, but I decided not to, but I'll tell you about it.

999
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,920
Go ahead.

1000
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:10,920
Okay.

1001
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,920
Well, I said I had a musician.

1002
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,920
Yes.

1003
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:18,920
I truly did.

1004
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,920
I know it wasn't Al Jorgensen.

1005
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,920
I was gathering that.

1006
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:24,920
Okay.

1007
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:37,920
Um, but after last time we spoke, I did some research on mine.

1008
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,920
Mine changed its roots.

1009
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,920
Really?

1010
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,920
Okay.

1011
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:51,920
So, therefore, I take another Wild Card.

1012
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,920
Okay.

1013
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,920
So, you was at first, and then you picked another Wild Card.

1014
00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:58,920
Okay.

1015
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,920
First it was Trent Reznor.

1016
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:01,920
Yes, and he did.

1017
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:02,920
A nine inch nail.

1018
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:03,920
Okay.

1019
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:04,920
That was a good one before.

1020
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:14,920
Well, first picture I seen of him, he had very long hair, very scruffy, but then I just seen new videos.

1021
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:15,920
No.

1022
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:16,920
He's clean cut.

1023
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:17,920
Yes.

1024
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,920
And trimmed, didn't.

1025
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:20,920
No.

1026
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,920
I had to change that.

1027
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:27,920
His music sucks anymore because he's too happy.

1028
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,920
I think he got on Zoloft and ruined his music.

1029
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,920
I just seen a picture of him.

1030
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:33,920
Yeah.

1031
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,920
You're it.

1032
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:36,920
Okay.

1033
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:37,920
Who's your...

1034
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:38,920
Here we go.

1035
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:42,920
There's somebody I definitely know.

1036
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,920
Okay.

1037
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:45,920
Not a musician.

1038
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:46,920
Okay.

1039
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:54,920
George the Animal Steal.

1040
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:55,920
That's a good one.

1041
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,920
That's a really good one.

1042
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:05,920
Hmm.

1043
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:07,920
I like both of our Wild Cards.

1044
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,920
I do too.

1045
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,920
I don't know.

1046
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:16,920
I might lean a little towards George the Animal Steal.

1047
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:23,920
Even though Al Jorgensen is tattooed head to toe and face and has body hair all over.

1048
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,920
George the Animal Steal was awesome.

1049
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:28,920
Wasn't he the one that used to get up there and go, meat?

1050
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,920
No.

1051
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:34,920
He used to eat the tongue buckle patch.

1052
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:35,920
Yes.

1053
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,920
And he had it all the way down his back.

1054
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:43,920
As much as I love Al Jorgensen.

1055
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,920
I think George the Animal Steal is a clear cut winner.

1056
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:51,920
Thank you.

1057
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:52,920
Okay.

1058
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:56,920
You want to hear what my Wild Card Wild Card is but I can't introduce her.

1059
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:59,920
Sure.

1060
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:01,920
Lassie.

1061
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:03,920
Who?

1062
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,920
Lassie.

1063
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:12,920
The famous dog.

1064
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,920
You don't get a hairier asshole than Lassie.

1065
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:16,920
Dude.

1066
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,920
Yeah.

1067
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:25,920
Dude didn't I teach you but you should have held off her next round.

1068
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:26,920
She would have worked.

1069
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,920
She's famous.

1070
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:30,920
Okay.

1071
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:31,920
Here's what we do.

1072
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:32,920
Whoever wins.

1073
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:33,920
No.

1074
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,920
Okay.

1075
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:37,920
Whoever wins goes up against Lassie.

1076
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:39,920
No.

1077
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,920
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1078
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,920
Let me work on that.

1079
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,920
Just keep Lassie alone right now.

1080
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:46,920
Move her alone.

1081
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:47,920
I don't know.

1082
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,920
That gal from Natchez might be able to beat out Lassie.

1083
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:51,920
Actually he might.

1084
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,920
Okay.

1085
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:55,920
All right.

1086
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,920
Well I love our finalists again.

1087
00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:59,920
And I can't wait.

1088
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:01,920
I can't wait until the two rounds.

1089
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:04,920
The winner of the first round goes against the winner of the second round because that's

1090
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:05,920
going to be interesting.

1091
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:08,920
So anyhow we'll be right back with I don't know what.

1092
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,920
We'll find something to fucking talk to you guys about.

1093
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:11,920
By the way Mark.

1094
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:12,920
Yeah.

1095
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:13,920
You're down to one.

1096
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:14,920
That's okay.

1097
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:15,920
My one guy's solid.

1098
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:16,920
All right.

1099
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:17,920
My one guy's solid.

1100
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,920
Hey, we'll be right back.

1101
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:21,920
All right.

1102
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,920
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

1103
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,920
It's strange insults from an alien.

1104
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,920
Real hilarity.

1105
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,920
Every sock you wear is slightly rotated.

1106
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:38,920
Just enough for it to be uncomfortable.

1107
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,920
This is a voice guy from your favorite podcast.

1108
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,920
Two douchebags and a microphone.

1109
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:46,920
People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast.

1110
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,920
One, smell.

1111
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,920
Go to the city market and start sniffing.

1112
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:55,920
Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats, Tabasco sauce and

1113
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:59,920
old sock with dark fuzzy urine.

1114
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:03,920
Two, look for the spot absent of patrons.

1115
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:08,920
Three, the most telling sign is a crowd of patrons vomiting uncontrollably.

1116
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:14,920
Four, just call us at 816-512-7717.

1117
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:25,920
I'm Rob.

1118
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:26,920
Okay.

1119
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:27,920
Do you have anything you want to talk about, Rob?

1120
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:29,920
Or I got a couple of stories here.

1121
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,920
Talk more.

1122
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:32,920
Okay.

1123
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:39,920
Well, recently the James Webb Space Telescope captured a study new image of what scientists

1124
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:43,920
call a pair of actively forming stars.

1125
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:50,920
The applied viewers were quick to seize an even tinier but to some more intriguing detail

1126
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:52,920
at the very bottom of the frame.

1127
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:56,920
An orange formation in an unmistakable shape of a question mark.

1128
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:58,920
Tale in all.

1129
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:00,920
I encourage anyone to look at this.

1130
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:01,920
It's very cool.

1131
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,920
It's really unique looking.

1132
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:08,920
It is a pair of stars that are formed together, but at the bottom of this constellation of

1133
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,920
stars, it's a question mark.

1134
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:15,920
It's just put there so beautifully, it's like you're looking at this beauty and then the

1135
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,920
question mark like, what is this?

1136
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:25,920
It's very cool and it really kind of puts things in perspective about how little we

1137
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,920
know about everything, right?

1138
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:30,920
Yeah.

1139
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:38,920
So, researchers say that what happened is there's two stars that form together.

1140
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:42,920
They say that they do this often when they start forming and they'll join in together

1141
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:47,920
and it'll make some abstract shapes other than the typical star shape that we're used

1142
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:51,920
to, you know, that we're accustomed to.

1143
00:59:51,920 --> 01:00:00,920
And the pair of young stars is known as Herbig Hauro 4647, surrounded by a disk of gas and

1144
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:06,920
dust and dotted by distant galaxies and stars in the background.

1145
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:07,920
And it's really cool.

1146
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:12,920
Look it up on the internet so you can really do yourself justice of how cool this thing

1147
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:13,920
is.

1148
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:19,920
It's a neat find and the funny thing is the people that brought the picture didn't even

1149
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:20,920
see it.

1150
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:24,920
It took people like writing in going, hey, you guys know that you have a question mark

1151
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:25,920
there?

1152
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,920
And they're all kind of like look around going, oh, I didn't realize that.

1153
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:30,920
And they said they did.

1154
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:32,920
So, anyhow, very cool.

1155
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:37,920
And then I have another one, Rob.

1156
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:38,920
Yeah.

1157
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:47,920
Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift have been a big supposed for about a week and a half.

1158
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:49,920
Yeah, yeah, you can't help it.

1159
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:52,920
Me, I don't give a shit if they're dating or whatever.

1160
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:56,920
I just hope they're happy, whatever they're doing, you know.

1161
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:57,920
So, anyhow.

1162
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,920
Hey, hey, hey, we're on a podcast.

1163
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:02,920
I can get my opinion.

1164
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:03,920
Go ahead.

1165
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:10,920
That would be the only reason I would want to put my foot in Travis Kelsey's ass.

1166
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,920
Taylor Swift, really, dude?

1167
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:18,920
You got better taste than that.

1168
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:25,920
I've never seen the appeal to her attractiveness, sexuality, nothing.

1169
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:30,920
I just don't think she's not my type at all.

1170
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,920
And especially Travis Kelsey.

1171
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:38,920
I mean, he usually likes his women a little bit darker than that if you look up his former

1172
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:39,920
girlfriend.

1173
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:40,920
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1174
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,920
Honestly, she's a lot hotter than Taylor Swift.

1175
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:46,920
Yes, very much hotter than Taylor Swift.

1176
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:47,920
My opinion, my opinion.

1177
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:48,920
No, no, no, same here.

1178
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:49,920
I agree with you.

1179
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:54,920
And I wished I had her name right now as former girlfriend, but she was smoking.

1180
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:59,920
And Taylor Swift is kind of like, eh.

1181
01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:00,920
So I don't know.

1182
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:05,920
I think there's probably an allure of her having her own huge career and bigger than

1183
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:06,920
him.

1184
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,920
Don't you think maybe something like that?

1185
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:10,920
Kind of like, well, you know what?

1186
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:13,920
Like a power couple thing, maybe.

1187
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:17,920
Some sort of power couple fantasy that he's trying to live out or something.

1188
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,920
If they are dating, they may not be dating though.

1189
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:21,920
So.

1190
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:27,920
Yeah, neither one has come out and said everything I have read.

1191
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:28,920
And you know what?

1192
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:30,920
And that's the funny thing to do too.

1193
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,920
Just don't confirm or deny it.

1194
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:33,920
Just lead people.

1195
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:38,920
When I've always loved that tactic where you don't give them anything and let everyone

1196
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:40,920
else fill in the blanks.

1197
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:43,920
Rock stars used to be fucking perfect at it.

1198
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:48,920
They used to be so good at, hey, rumors that you're gay.

1199
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:51,920
And then they'd like kind of change the subject.

1200
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:56,920
They weren't, but they wanted people to talk about it.

1201
01:02:56,920 --> 01:03:00,920
And then how many of our rock stars during the 80s contracted AIDS?

1202
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:02,920
Remember that?

1203
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:04,920
Yeah, everyone of them got AIDS.

1204
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:07,920
They're getting ready to die and none of them did.

1205
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:11,920
I guess Ray Gillan did, but he wasn't that big of a rock star.

1206
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,920
But anyhow, I mean, he did good.

1207
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:19,920
Anyhow, Travis Kelce isn't taking all of the Taylor Swift romance references to heart.

1208
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:24,920
With the Kansas City Chiefs star responding to NFL Network's Rich Eisen and gained fun

1209
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:26,920
during the win over the Jacksonville Jaguars.

1210
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:33,920
Kelce made his return to action from injury on Sunday, having missed the week one 21-20

1211
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:35,920
loss to the Detroit Lions.

1212
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:36,920
The tied in 33.

1213
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,920
I didn't realize he was 33.

1214
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:39,920
Wow.

1215
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:45,920
You see, one touchdown pass from quarterback Patrick Mahomes in a 17-9 win over the Jaguars.

1216
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:55,920
Anyhow, he said that when he tried to give her that bracelet with his number on it, he

1217
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:59,920
said, I was disappointed that she doesn't talk before or after her shows because she

1218
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:02,920
has to save her voice for the 44 songs that she sings.

1219
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:07,920
So I was a little butthurt, but I didn't get to hand her one of the bracelets I made for

1220
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:08,920
her, Kelce said.

1221
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:13,920
She doesn't meet anybody, or at least she didn't want to meet me, so I took it personal.

1222
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:19,920
During Sunday's win over the Jaguars, NFL's Network's Rich Eisen referenced Swift.

1223
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:22,920
Kelce finds a blank space for the score.

1224
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:27,920
Eisen at one point referring to Swift's song, Blank Space.

1225
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:29,920
I remember hearing that too.

1226
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:35,920
I didn't know it was her song, but I guess all of a sudden the internet lit up and said

1227
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:42,920
when Rich Eisen said Blank Space, people realized that that was her song and that was a reference

1228
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:43,920
to her.

1229
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:48,920
Eisen added, you saw it on Thursday night when Travis Kelce wasn't in there, he left a blank

1230
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:53,920
space, but I think he returns today and proves to be the anti-hero and never goes out of

1231
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:56,920
style is what Rich Eisen said, which I agree.

1232
01:04:56,920 --> 01:05:01,920
And Iso also shared a video on his Instagram teasing Kelce with a ding noise for every

1233
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:02,920
Swift reference.

1234
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:05,920
Well played Rich, well played, Kelce wrote.

1235
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:09,920
I know what you writers want to hear and you want to hear more about that and I'm not going

1236
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:14,920
to give you anything Kelce said in an interview with NFL Plus on September 15th.

1237
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:18,920
It's not just Travis Kelce being inundated with questions over the potential romance

1238
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:19,920
with Swift.

1239
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,920
Brother Jason Kelce has also been asked.

1240
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:24,920
I've seen these rumors and I cannot comment.

1241
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:29,920
Jason 35 told panelists and retired NFL star Tony Gonzalez.

1242
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,920
That's funny, Tony Gonzalez is even asking.

1243
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:37,920
Jason Kelce added, ever since catching Kelce, you know that Gonzalez and Travis Kelce are

1244
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:38,920
good friends.

1245
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:43,920
You know they're both Hall of Fame tight ends for the Kansas City Chiefs.

1246
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:49,920
Ever since catching Kelce, everybody's, and that was his reality show where everyone's

1247
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:51,920
trying to find true love with him.

1248
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:55,920
He said, I don't know what's going on in there, but Travis is having fun and we'll see what

1249
01:05:55,920 --> 01:06:02,920
happens whoever he ends up with is what Jason Kelce said and I agree with Jason Kelce.

1250
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:07,920
Anyhow, I think that's probably about all I've got for tonight.

1251
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:09,920
You got anything you want to add Rob?

1252
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,920
Yeah, I have a breaking story.

1253
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:15,920
Oh, yeah.

1254
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:20,920
And this comes from LillardIronHeroics.com.

1255
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:22,920
Okay.

1256
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:29,920
Former Dallas Cowboys longtime starters times with their rival.

1257
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:36,920
A former longtime starter for the Dallas Cowboys with a team that has given the Cowboys headaches

1258
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:41,920
for the previous two winners.

1259
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:43,920
Okay.

1260
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:53,920
According to Adam Schiffler of ESPN, quarterback Anthony Brown is saying to the San Francisco

1261
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:57,920
49ers, 53-man roster.

1262
01:06:57,920 --> 01:06:58,920
Okay.

1263
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:04,920
Brown suffered a torn Achilles during the 2022 season.

1264
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:11,920
The Cowboys drafted Brown in the sixth round of the 2016 NFL Draft.

1265
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:16,920
He was with the Cowboys through the 2022 season.

1266
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:19,920
He made 69 starts in Dallas.

1267
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:30,920
Brown recorded 324 total tackles, nine interceptions, five four spumbles during his time with the

1268
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:34,920
Cowboys.

1269
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:36,920
Okay, wow.

1270
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:41,920
Yeah, they were great.

1271
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:43,920
When I first read it, it was two minutes old.

1272
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,920
I worked about eight to ten minutes.

1273
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:47,920
Okay, well, you know what?

1274
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:49,920
That is breaking news.

1275
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:51,920
And the 49ers are still adding more.

1276
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:54,920
They're adding depth to their already great defense.

1277
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:57,920
So they're going to be a team to contend with with Brock Purdy.

1278
01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,920
If Brock Purdy stays healthy.

1279
01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:01,920
I do too.

1280
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:07,920
It reminds me of Tom Brady's early years where Tom Brady did just enough to win and not enough

1281
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:08,920
to lose.

1282
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:09,920
You know what I mean?

1283
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:11,920
You know, that interception or nothing.

1284
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:14,920
He became a gunslinger later on in his career.

1285
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:18,920
But when he first got out there replacing Drew Bledsoe, he just did enough to win.

1286
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:21,920
He didn't do anything to screw the game up.

1287
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:28,920
So Brock Purdy kind of reminds me of Tom Brady back then when he first got to the NFL.

1288
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:29,920
So we shall see.

1289
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:31,920
It's a long season.

1290
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:38,920
Yeah.

1291
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:40,920
Yes.

1292
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:43,920
That's kind of what I was thinking.

1293
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:44,920
Oh, okay.

1294
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:45,920
I'm sorry.

1295
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:46,920
I thought you said hold on a second.

1296
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:48,920
I was agreeing with you.

1297
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:49,920
Oh, okay.

1298
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:50,920
All right.

1299
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:53,920
Well, everybody have a good night and we will be back tomorrow to do a podcast.

1300
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:55,920
But you'll hear that in a few days.

1301
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:56,920
So there.

1302
01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:57,920
Good night, everybody.

1303
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:58,920
Good night.

1304
01:08:58,920 --> 01:08:59,920
Thanks for listening.

1305
01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:00,920
Yep.

1306
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:15,920
Bye.

1307
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:17,920
Hey, where do they go?

1308
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:20,920
Where are the douchebags?

1309
01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:21,920
Oh, my God.

1310
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:23,920
Someone took a dump in the corner.

1311
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:25,920
Oh, geez.

1312
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:26,920
Glad they're gone.

1313
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,920
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1314
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:57,920
Man, that smells.