1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,080 District in downtown Kansas City Missouri. From the banks of the beautiful crystal blue waters of the 2 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:10,320 Missouri River, it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast. 3 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,680 Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors, and horrible pranks? 4 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,200 What the fuck is wrong with these guys? 5 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:26,160 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 6 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:37,920 So, if I have a glass of ice water and the ice melts into the water, 7 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,280 is my water then watered down? 8 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:49,280 Hmm, I may never know. 9 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,240 Two Douchebags and Microphone, I'm Mark. 10 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,400 And I'm Rob. 11 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,320 Welcome. Thanks for joining us tonight. 12 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:12,240 Anyhow, Rob, I have something that might interest you. 13 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,680 Alright. 14 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,320 Okay, you're a big Max Tana Moffat fan, right? 15 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:21,920 This is locally here in Kansas City radio. They're big dogs here for years. 16 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:26,640 Max Floyd is actually in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 17 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:31,520 He had a very storied career and he's still around. He's older. 18 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,920 He doesn't do a show anymore. 19 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:41,200 But, you know that the guy that was kind of like an intern and then turned into an on air talent slacker, 20 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,920 does mornings for 101 the Fox now, right? 21 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:44,640 Did you hear that? 22 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,680 Yeah, yeah. I listen to 101 the Fox, too. 23 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:51,200 Oh, okay. Well, alright. Well, you know he has leukemia, right? 24 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:53,600 Yeah, I heard that. 25 00:01:53,600 --> 00:02:01,920 Okay. Well, September 28th, they are doing a show, 6 to 9 a.m., Max Tana and Moffat. 26 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:07,120 And it is going to, I believe, benefit slacker and they have a GoFundMe page. 27 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,720 So, if you're from Kansas City... 28 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:09,680 On the Fox? 29 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:10,400 On the Fox. 30 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:12,100 What day? 31 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,520 September 28th. 32 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:17,440 Okay. 33 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,640 From 6 to 9 a.m. 34 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:23,280 So, people of Kansas City, we have a lot of people that listen, hear from Kansas City. 35 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:30,640 Write that down, put it in your phone, carve it on your penis, whatever you gotta do. 36 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,640 But check that out. I'm going to check it out myself. 37 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:38,160 It will be fun just to hear like some of the old stories and stuff and hear what they are all up to. 38 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:42,160 Yeah, well, there you go. You'll get one day, three hours of them. So... 39 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,840 Awesome. Thank you. 40 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,200 Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. 41 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,560 That made my day. 42 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:52,000 Oh, good. Good. That's what I'm here for, is to make Rob's day. 43 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,440 As soon as I woke up this morning, I'm like, I need to make Rob's day. 44 00:02:55,440 --> 00:03:00,720 Mission accomplished. All right, I'm going back to bed. I'll see you later. 45 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,240 Okay. 46 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:07,040 Okay. Anyhow, all right, Rob, let's start off. You got anything going on? 47 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,760 I went and had coffee with Christopher today. 48 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,080 Oh, cool. Cool. 49 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:18,960 He has a couple things that he wants me to look up and we'll get to them in a little bit. 50 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:24,560 But anyhow, he is actually talking about producing a little segment and just handing it over to me 51 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:30,960 once a week. It'll be, I don't know, Topher's Corner or Topher says, fuck you, or I don't know, 52 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,720 Kiss My Hairy Ass or whatever, whatever he wants to call it. 53 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:38,400 But it will probably be a little regular segment on our show. 54 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:40,720 All right, cool. 55 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:51,760 Yep. And also, I have a deal here that I need to get into here real quick before we get into 56 00:03:51,760 --> 00:04:01,520 anything. And anyhow, the lady's name, the owner of The Daily Kitchen, her name is Hope Dillon. 57 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:08,000 And I failed to say anything about her name when I listened back to them, when I cut both of those 58 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:16,240 and they've all been released now, I believe, everything with her promos in there. I noticed 59 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:20,800 it myself. And when we saw her today, when me and Topher were down there at the City Market having 60 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:25,920 coffee, I saw her today and I said, you know what, I'm sorry, I forgot to include your name. 61 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:32,160 She didn't care. It was fine. And anyhow, the promotion is doing reasonably well. We had a 62 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:37,600 couple of people go in there and ask for the 10% discount. So it's not that hard to do. 63 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:43,760 Another City Market, you go in there and say, hey, we listened to, you can say our name or if you're 64 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:48,000 embarrassed not to say, I listened to two douchebags and a microphone, you can say, 65 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:53,920 the local podcast told us to come in here and get our 10% discount. And they also told us how 66 00:04:53,920 --> 00:05:00,080 delicious the meatloaf is or the brisket sandwich or the roast pork or the grilled cheese or the 67 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:08,400 curry chicken or the egg salad or the egg sandwich. I'm sorry. Yeah, me too. I just saw it. 68 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:17,360 I'll let it go. But the egg sandwich is my new go-to deal there. Oh my God. Yeah. Well, it has 69 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:26,080 an egg and sausage and cheese and lettuce, tomato, spicy mayo on a butter bun. And what's better than 70 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,760 a butter bun? It might be buttered sausage, but other than that, there's not much better than a 71 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:37,600 butter bun. Right? Right. But buttered sausage is probably better than anything. Oh, definitely. 72 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:44,720 Yeah. But a buttered bun is close to buttered sausage. Yeah. You can't beat buttered sausage. 73 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:51,280 No, no. Buttered sausage is the chisel or something like that. Whatever the young folks say. 74 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:58,960 All right. Yeah. Anyhow. Just ask the spokesperson. That's right. Yep. Yeah. That's right. 75 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,920 Yeah. And look them up. Believe me, you will be thanking us. Yeah. So, 76 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:11,360 so anyhow, let's see here. I've got a story here I'd like to get into. Have you heard about the 77 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:19,040 new... Oh, what? Oh, you said all right. Oh, okay. Sorry. I'm not hearing very well today. I have some 78 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:28,720 allergy issues going on. So anyhow. Oh, okay. There's, have you heard about this new fog that 79 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:39,680 fights crime? I'm talking like fog. No. All right. Okay. Retailers on average saw a 26.5% 80 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:45,680 increase in organized retail crime. And that's like people getting together and breaking in 81 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:51,120 and stuff after hours and like figuring out their codes or figuring out where the good stuff is and 82 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:58,000 all that. 8 in 10 retailers surveyed report that the violence and aggression associated with ORC 83 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:07,440 incidents increased in the past year. The 2022 retail security survey says the current climate 84 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:12,880 of active assailants and gun violence add to retailers concerns about being able to keep 85 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:21,040 employees and customers safe. So one of their answers that they're doing now is this new 86 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:32,160 new crime fighting fog. And it's mainly right now, right now it's mainly this. They have this fog 87 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:39,360 machine wherever the goods are. Okay. In a store, four or five people break in, they're going to 88 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:45,920 grab everything really quick and take off. This fog machine goes off because someone obviously broke 89 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:54,400 in. The fog machine is so thick in this room or store that you can't see anything enabling the 90 00:07:55,920 --> 00:08:01,360 robbers, not enabling them, but disabling the robbers. And they have to leave because they 91 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:06,160 can't see anything. The best thing they can do is find the door they came in or wherever they came 92 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:12,960 in and get the fuck out. And it is working. It's working really well. So now they're trying to 93 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:18,000 figure out how to parlay this into, let's say there's 10 people at a bank, right? 94 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:23,520 A couple of people over there withdrawing money. A couple of people over there doing, you know, 95 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:29,120 adding an account or little Jeffy's trying to open up an account with his lawnmower money or 96 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:35,600 whatever. Okay. And a couple of armed people with masks come in, demand all the money. They're trying 97 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:44,320 to figure out a way to fog up the whole building while this happens to keep people safe. But I 98 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:48,800 don't know if that's going to be feasible because what if one of these armed people freak out and 99 00:08:48,800 --> 00:09:00,480 just start shooting blindly? Yeah. So I don't know how far they're going to be able to use it. This 100 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:05,920 is being discussed right now. They're saying, you know, this would definitely help 101 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:17,600 the after hours end, you know, like 10 people break into a jewelry store and they're all in 102 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:22,720 there trying to grab all the diamonds and rubies and emeralds and all that stuff. But then all 103 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:27,280 sudden this fog goes off. They can't see anything and time's ticking because as soon as they break 104 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:32,400 in, they know that time's ticking before the cops can get there. So as long as that's fogging there, 105 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:35,440 you know, they're like, oh shit, we're going to run out of time and we're going to be stuck in 106 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:42,000 here in the fog and we're going to get caught. So that part of it is, yeah. Yeah. So anyhow, 107 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:46,480 they're trying to figure out another way to be able to use this from what I read in this article. 108 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:52,640 But as of right now, it is strictly like an after hours business close, someone coming in and, uh, 109 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:59,600 and trying to steal, you know, so anyhow, I wish them luck. I hope they can find a way, but I'm 110 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:04,560 kind of, I don't know, I'm kind of leery about anything that you can do after hours like that. 111 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:13,040 You know, yeah. I mean, I could see it being used after hours, but like you said, 112 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:19,920 the first thing I thought of was that'd be great in a bank, but then you mentioned more than they 113 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:27,440 know, then they freak out, start shooting everybody. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, the after hours, 114 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:34,960 I could see where stuff like that would be feasible. Yeah. So anyhow, I mean, at least 115 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:40,160 they got that end of it and it's, and it's working really well because it, you know, 116 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:47,760 people are like going, oh shit, you know, what are we going to do? And they get out of there. So 117 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:55,440 anyhow, um, uh, good idea. Um, and I know it's going to probably work pretty well on that end. 118 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:59,840 And I don't know about anything else they can do with it. So who knows? So anyhow, 119 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:04,560 props to whoever came up with this idea though. It's genius, isn't it? 120 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:13,360 Yeah, it is. All right. Um, have you heard about Tom Brady and people have been like 121 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:18,480 speculating that he's going to sign with the jets because Aaron Rogers went down with a season end 122 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:24,800 and injury. I, I, I've been reading about it and I've read reports that he said, no way. 123 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:31,360 And then other reports where he left it open. Yeah, I know. Right, right. Okay. The report I 124 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:37,520 got here is interesting. And, uh, this is from, where the hell was it from? Let me see. It did 125 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:48,400 print out. Dammit. Um, oh, okay. W T W a T e.com from Knoxville. I wonder why they chose to give 126 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:55,600 me that one. Oh, well, it doesn't matter. So, okay. W a T e weight.com in that in Knoxville. Thank 127 00:11:55,600 --> 00:12:00,560 you, Tennessee. I'm pretty sure ever since Aaron Rogers went down with a season ended injury, 128 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:06,000 many people have wondered about the season long plan for the jets when it comes to replacing. 129 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:11,440 Well, the team is currently sticking with Zach Wilson. Some believe New York should try to add 130 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:18,640 a veteran, even one currently in retirement, like Tom Brady. However, New York reportedly 131 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:24,160 shot down the possibility of adding Brady. And now the former quarterback did the same New York, 132 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:28,000 as in the NFL. That's what they're talking about when they're talking about New York 133 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:34,480 on his let's go podcast with Jim Gray. Brady brushed off the idea that he may play for his 134 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:40,160 formal division rival. The question everyone is wondering is have the jets called you? 135 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:47,840 Are you considering the jets? Jim Gray asked Brady, no, no, no. Brady said next question. 136 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,880 So asked an answer to gray then responded. 137 00:12:54,640 --> 00:13:00,000 Brady notoriously spent 20 years playing for the Jets rival, the Patriots, and the former 138 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:05,280 quarterback has not expressed any interest in returning to any team, let alone his biggest 139 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:10,640 rival. Instead, Brady seems set on entering the next phase of his career, which includes 140 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:15,600 partial ownership of the Raiders and eventually joining Fox as a game announcer. And the reason 141 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:25,040 I say New York is the NFL that they're talking about. New York is where all the everything comes 142 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:32,080 down from the NFL. Even the calls on the field that are up on the red flag are they come from 143 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:38,240 the NFL. If it came from the Jets, it would have said the New York Jets. You see what I'm saying? 144 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:45,040 So what they're talking about is New York said no, as in like the NFL said no, 145 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:49,760 for whatever reason. And I don't know why the NFL would say no, but maybe they're trying to 146 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:54,000 cool guy and go, yeah, we already are on it. And we know that it's not going to work. 147 00:13:54,000 --> 00:14:01,440 So anyhow, I think that was pretty much answered right there. No, no, no. So that means that he is 148 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:09,520 not going to be joining the Jets. And you know, why would he? So anyhow, how about if we come back 149 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:15,600 with some alternative insults? Hey, that sounds good. All right, a little pick me up tonight, 150 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:21,360 right? Oh, yeah. I need some new ones. All right. Yeah. Call someone a wooden banister and get them 151 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:26,000 all pissed off. I already used that one. Okay. All right. Did it piss them off? 152 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:32,960 No, they just gave me a stupid look like deer in the headlight look. Oh, then they weren't smart 153 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:40,560 enough to get it. They didn't understand. Okay. Well, we'll be right back with alternative insults. 154 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:52,720 So our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 155 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:04,960 If someone intimidates you, just imagine them on a table being whites like a baby. 156 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:12,960 Be two douchebags and a microphone. The number one show for people that lie about their favorite 157 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:19,680 podcast. Two douchebags and a microphone pasteurized for your protection. 158 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,440 All right, we are two douchebags and microphone on Mark. 159 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:37,280 And I'm rock. All right. I think most of you know the drill by now. We have a lot of repeat 160 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:44,080 listeners, a lot of places that download us routinely whenever I do a new show. Also, 161 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:48,480 we get like, I don't know, 100 downloads or whatever just instantly. So they have this on 162 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:56,480 instant download. As soon as we pop a show out, they grab it. So they can do that on several 163 00:15:56,480 --> 00:16:02,240 different platforms. And we thank you. So most of you people know what alternative insults are, 164 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:09,840 but the people that do not know, here's what alternative insults are. Okay. You're in a place, 165 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:18,640 a business or a church or something, and you cannot curse. Okay. But you really want to call 166 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:24,400 someone a stupid son of a bitch or a dumb motherfucker, but you can't do it. So you have 167 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:31,840 to express it in a different way by what you're saying and how you say it. Like one guy, I spoke 168 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:37,680 of this before several times is I used to make him mad by calling him a banister. And if I really 169 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:42,160 wanted to make him mad, I would call him a wooden banister. And he would just flip out, I'm not a 170 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:48,400 wooden banister. And it grew from there. It was like, Oh my God, this is great. I don't even have 171 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:54,000 to say stupid son of a bitch. This stupid son of a bitch knows that I'm calling him a stupid son 172 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:59,200 of a bitch without actually saying stupid son of a bitch. Isn't that, isn't that perfect Rob? 173 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:08,400 How are they? I do too. So, um, I have some more of these, some juicy little gems for everybody. So 174 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:12,320 my first one here that I have is 175 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,320 engine buildup. 176 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:23,920 That is, yeah, that's a pain in the ass. You're going to cost me money deal, right? Yeah. Yeah. 177 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:31,920 Yeah. And that's one that you say with a lot of force too. Engine buildup. 178 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:39,360 They're like, Oh my God, what did you do with the dirty oil in me? Why do I have all this sludge? 179 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:45,520 So, um, I like that one. I think I could use that on several people and get the point across. 180 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:50,800 They'd be smart enough to, yeah, they'd be smart enough to go engine buildup. Oh, okay. 181 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:56,400 So, and anybody that's ever owned a car that they ever had to work on, like me and you have, 182 00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:04,720 you know, you know, the engine buildup is a bad thing. And yeah, so anyhow, it's not a good thing. 183 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,720 Next one, you call someone and this is just strictly because of what you use it for. 184 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:15,760 And this is another pain in the ass kind of, you're so stupid, it's painful. Call them a cattle prod. 185 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:25,680 I love it. Yeah, I do too. Cattle prod. That means like someone took like a hot iron and stuck it to 186 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:31,280 your skin. Cattle prod. That's what they're calling you when they say cattle prod. It's like, you're 187 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:38,800 such an irritating son of a bitch that you're as irritating as someone taking a red hot poker 188 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:44,800 and sticking it on your ass to prove whatever, if you jump a fence or something, that's mine. 189 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:51,920 Look on his ass. It's got a big M there. A cattle prod. Isn't that what a cattle prod is? Or is it 190 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:59,280 what they use to just herd cows? They just use to herd them. Oh, okay. So, 191 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:06,240 they don't actually brand them with it. The electric stick that you stick them. Okay, okay. 192 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:12,880 That's bad enough. Yeah. Yeah, you get zapped on the ass of one of them. You're not happy. 193 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:20,080 No, no. You'd be like, oh, fuck. Okay, okay, okay. I'm leaving. I'm going through this fence. 194 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:25,520 Yeah, that's exactly what they do. Yeah. They're like, fuck. Okay, I got it. Usually. 195 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:30,480 Usually. It's like, okay, dude, get that fucking thing off of me. I'm going. 196 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:39,280 Next one. I love this one because it's actually really kind of making fun of the person. 197 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:48,720 Heartwarming sitcom. That one is bad. I like that one. Yeah, you're calling him a sissy. 198 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:53,360 You are. I don't know. What am I? You're a heartwarming sitcom. 199 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:58,400 I could use that on somebody right now. 200 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,720 Are you going to use it on? I love it. What are you going to use it on? Yeah, 201 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:07,040 I'm going to use it tomorrow. Okay, let me know. Text me. Let me know how it went. 202 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:13,600 I will. And when I use it on someone, I'll let you know how they reacted to me doing it. 203 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:23,280 This next one is an extreme pain in the ass. This is when someone's really fucking bothering 204 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:29,120 you. You want to take a club to their forehead. Season ending injury. 205 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:39,920 You are. What? You're a season ending injury. 206 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:49,440 Two, five. I love it. This is a good list. 207 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:57,200 Yeah, yeah. I put a little thought into this. My never-ending tooth infection was bothering 208 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:01,280 me a little bit, so I got a little hydrocodone and my mind went to work. 209 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:07,040 Always helps. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. Puts you in a whole 210 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:15,520 other flight pattern. You know what I mean? Even though I try not to use them, only when I have to. 211 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:19,680 I only use them when I have to, too, but sometimes I grind my teeth in my sleep 212 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:26,000 and with this tooth infection that's horrible that refuses to go away, they had to drill a hole in 213 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:35,360 the back of my tooth and it's already had a root canal and a crown put on it, but when they did it 214 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:41,520 very possibly, there could have been some bacteria left, right? So it's been sitting there for a few 215 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:46,560 years just inflaming and they finally caught it because I had off and on spells of it hurting 216 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:52,560 really bad. So then the regular antibiotics weren't working too well, so my dentist actually had to 217 00:21:53,440 --> 00:22:00,080 drill into the back of the tooth, fill it full of iodine like we used to. Only it's a gel form of 218 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:05,760 iodine. Like you know you used to scrape your knee and your mom would put iodine on it or 219 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:11,520 maculachrome or something like that. Same deal. It's the same type of iodine. It kills infection. 220 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:19,440 That's why you put it on there and anyhow they put it actually inside my tooth and then capped my 221 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:27,840 tooth off so the iodine's in there right now fighting out the infection. All right. So it's 222 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:34,160 something that's done with endodontist and not really dentist. Dentists will prescribe the 223 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:39,280 antibiotics. Endodontists will actually go, all right, they go a step further and go we're going 224 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:44,240 to drill into the tooth and we're going to come back and we're going to fill it full of iodine and 225 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:48,240 if that doesn't work then we're going to put you on a stronger antibiotic. If that doesn't work, 226 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,920 we got to cut open your gum and scrape out all the infection and put it back together. 227 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:57,520 I'm hoping that does not happen, but you know what? We were having fun with the alternative insults, 228 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:04,800 so I don't know how this turned into that, but I apologize. Okay. We're victorious for that. 229 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:15,440 Yes, we are. It evolved from season end and injury somehow. So anyhow, next one, lukewarm malt liquor. 230 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,360 That's a bad one. Oh man. You ever have lukewarm malt liquor? 231 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:28,320 That crunched my stomach just thinking about it. Yeah. If you're going to have malt liquor, 232 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:33,760 it's got to be ice cold and it's still not that good, right? Right. Yeah. Yeah. 233 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:44,080 Next one. I love this one just because the thought of it. Rotary dial phone. 234 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:56,080 Can you imagine ever having to go back to a rotary dial phone now where you got to like 235 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:04,720 and then let them all, then they'll let the number fall back. I love it. Really? Yeah. 236 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:10,160 They sell them. You can get one if you wanted just for shits and giggles. People come to your house 237 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:18,320 and go, what? This is the landline, bitch. You know what landline is? Landline means I'm not 238 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:26,480 subscribing to that new shit. I'm fucking firm. They ain't getting me. I only have a bunch of 239 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:30,640 pictures on my phone. You know what my phone's used for? Talking to somebody fucking else. 240 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:39,120 That's what a phone is. I don't have this fucking Google shit on there. You know what I do? I die 241 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:44,640 this motherfucker. It calls them. I say hello. I tell them what I need to and then I get the fuck 242 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:48,400 off of there. And you know what's even better? I can slam this son of a bitch if I wanted. You 243 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:53,760 can't slam your fucking phone. I don't care how hard you throw it on the ground. You can't slam 244 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:58,960 it like you used to an old phone. Then about that time they're already gone because they're tired 245 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:06,080 of listening to it. But you know, hey, so alternative insults, dude. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. 246 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:12,240 That's right. My ADD is fucking horrible tonight. I apologize. I was working on my hot tub earlier. 247 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:19,120 That's what fucking did it. It took too much concentration. Now my concentration's going. 248 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:25,760 You know, taking shit apart and then putting it back together. Not my mainstay. No, not my thing. 249 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:32,000 So anyhow, but when I left it was not leaking like it was before. So hopefully it was done right. So 250 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:41,120 we'll see. Anyhow, okay. Back to alternative insults. Okay. We're on rotary dial phone. Next one, 251 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:49,360 partial nudity. That was good because it's only partial. So now this ain't a real movie. Fuck them. 252 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:58,320 Yep. Yep. That one is kind of like you're an asshole. You call someone partial nudity, 253 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:07,680 it means they're an asshole, right? This next one. Yeah. It's like side boob. It's not even like the 254 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:11,760 real full on front. Yeah. You're just side boob. Yeah. You're just side boob and just a little bit 255 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:17,360 of it. Not much. So yeah, partial nudity means you're really not the real thing. You're just a 256 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:25,600 little bit, just a little piece of it and that's it. Next one. Tennis elbow. If you ever had tennis 257 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:32,000 elbow, you know what a pain in the ass it is. Have you ever had it? Yes, I do. Yes, it fucking 258 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:40,000 hurts. It doesn't want to go away. It is disabling and there's no really good way to describe it, 259 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:46,400 right? You go, well, man, my- Especially when you work with steel all day. Yeah. I got tennis elbow. 260 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:53,440 No, it really fucking hurts. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, Cinderella. Sorry. 261 00:26:53,440 --> 00:27:01,040 Don't you think I can get you? Oh no, I'm sorry. I've had it. No, it fucking hurts. Yeah. 262 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:09,760 And it's disabling too because if you get it, if you get it, it like hurts just to move the damn 263 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:16,800 thing. Yeah, I got to wear an elbow brace. Yeah. No, no, me too. I know what you mean. I was the same 264 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:29,920 way. So this next one, bloodborne pathogen. Oh God. That is a horrible one. Wow. Could be AIDS. 265 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:35,760 You dug deep on that one, Betty. Yes, I did. Could be AIDS, could be hep C, or could be anything. 266 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:40,160 Oh, it could be anything. It could be anything, but you're a bloodborne pathogen. 267 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:49,760 No, I'll tell you what. Yep. Hydrocodone is a beautiful thing sometimes, right? I bet. 268 00:27:50,400 --> 00:28:00,320 Yep. And then my final, last but not least, spando ballet listener. Remember that one hit 269 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:11,680 wonder in the eighties? Oh my God. Yeah. You know, if it's a younger person, they'll have to go look 270 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:16,720 that shit up when you call them that. They're going to go, who's that spando? How do you spell that? 271 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:21,760 I'm like, I don't know. Just say it. Say it to Google voice, spando ballet, and then ask for one 272 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:33,680 of their hits and play it. And then after you're done, that's what you are. So, yeah. Anyhow, 273 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:45,120 pretty cool. Do you have something you want to get to Rob? Yeah, I got one here. I got a story 274 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:51,840 here right up to your alley. Okay. Let's hear it. It has to do with Lake of the Ozards. Even better. 275 00:28:54,160 --> 00:29:01,600 A movie production company used this still new body of water and its undeveloped green shoreline 276 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:10,160 as a backdrop for a scene in the motion picture, Jesse James, starring Tyrone Power and Henry 277 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:18,080 Fonda. It was only a second unit scene. None of the big stars were present for the shooting, 278 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:25,520 but an incident that took place during the shoot would have an effect on the motion picture industry 279 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:34,720 that has lasted to this very day. Oh, wow. The motion picture released in January 1939 280 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:41,840 was shot on location around Pineville, Missouri, in the extreme southwestern corner of the state. 281 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:50,080 The Elk River provided a convenient Ozark stream for background visual effects, especially during 282 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:56,880 chase scenes when the drama was intensified by the splashing curves of galloping horses. 283 00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:04,080 From a purely historic perspective, the movie was terrible. Almost nothing in it matched the 284 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:10,400 known facts of Frank and Jesse James' lives. It was simply a western with lots of shoot-em-up 285 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:18,960 and high melodrama. But its Ozarks film location, as well as the fact that it was produced in color, 286 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:24,960 greatly enhanced the overall visual impact of the movie. The pictures were taken in the 287 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:30,160 early days of the movie. The picture, however, is probably better known for another reason. 288 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:35,680 In one of the outdoor scenes, Frank and Jesse are riding hard to avoid capture 289 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:43,200 after attempting to rob a bank in Northfield, Minnesota, and suddenly come to the edge of a 290 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:55,680 high, pristine overlooking a mountain stream. Never mind they were fleeing from Minnesota 291 00:30:55,680 --> 00:31:03,920 towards Missouri. Not too high, many bluffs and mountain streams along that route, but who would 292 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:14,320 know? Anyway, poor Harry, Frank and Jesse have no alternative. They must jump off the cliff with 293 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:23,280 their horses in the water below. And they do. And back in 1938, when the movie was made, jumping 294 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:30,800 over a cliff means jumping over a real cliff with a real horse and rider. That's where Lake of the 295 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:38,400 Ozarks came in. Jumping into the Elk River was out of the question. It was simply too shallow. 296 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:48,960 The same old truth for every other Ozark cliff and river except at Lake of the Ozarks. In 1938, 297 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:54,800 it was only deep water lake in the region and had plenty of cliffs along the shoreline. 298 00:31:54,800 --> 00:32:02,960 So the second unit camera crew moved up here for the shoot. They sailed on a 70-foot high cliff 299 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:10,960 between mile markers 21 and 22, which would be right over here in Osage Beach actually. 300 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,960 Oh yeah, yeah it would be. Yep. 301 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:23,520 The cameras would be angled to show the cliff and some of the lakes, but the broader expanse of 302 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:31,520 water would be off camera as to give the impression that our heroes were jumping into a small river. 303 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:41,120 And since there was an element of danger here, oh, one stunt man or one horse would actually go over 304 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:51,280 the edge, but they spliced footage from two cameras to give it the impression that two riders made the 305 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:58,880 jump. Wow. It keeps going, but I'm going to stop there. No, no, no, that's cool. Yeah, Lake of the 306 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:07,120 Ozarks was in a movie in 1938. Jesse James. It is actually one of the most famous lakes in America, 307 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:13,840 so yeah, I can totally believe that. So wow, cool. That was when it was first made actually. 308 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:19,200 Yeah, yep, it would have had to have been. Pretty much uninhabited and ain't what it is today, 309 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:25,280 that's for sure. Oh no, god no. All right, well how about if we come back and I have a story about 310 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:29,920 how Peter was getting after Anheuser-Busch for cutting the tails off the Clydesdale horses. 311 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:35,280 Sound good? Oh, I want to hear this. Okay, we'll be right back right after this. 312 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:50,080 Oh lord, that man just saw a puppy in half. Hey there, don't worry, I have a clown nose. 313 00:33:55,040 --> 00:34:02,480 Oh no, that drunk guy just hit my child. It's okay, I have a clown nose. 314 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:09,360 Hey, clown nose, just put one on and you can do anything. Want to run for office? Murder people 315 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:16,160 in public? Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs. Clown noses are sold at gag stores online 316 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:20,720 and pedophile conventions. Grab one today and make magic happen. As much fun as an electric 317 00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:33,520 can opener to the scrotum, two douchebags and a mothafuckers in a toaster will be right back. 318 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:40,720 All right, well what I was talking about earlier before we went to break is, 319 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:47,760 evidently Anheuser-Busch were hacking the tails off the Clydesdales for the way they looked, 320 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:53,440 they wanted that look, and they've stopped because they had enough pressure put on them finally. 321 00:34:55,120 --> 00:35:03,520 Thank god, I had not heard about this. Yep, yep. Okay, Anheuser-Busch has stopped hacking 322 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:09,280 the tails off his Clydesdale horses, which have been used in marketing for its Budweiser brand 323 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:15,120 since 1933. Following mounting pressures from animal rights activists who condemned the 324 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:21,120 practices cruel, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, PETA, better known as PETA, was behind 325 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:26,800 the push to get Anheuser-Busch to keep the Clydesdales naturally long tails lengthy. The 326 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:33,680 group launched an investigation that revealed the St. Louis, Missouri based beer producer not only 327 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:40,160 amputated the horses tails, an extension of the spine that's needed to protect the animals from 328 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:45,760 biting insects to balance and to communicate with other horses, but hack them off in unethical ways. 329 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:51,440 I didn't know that they used the tails for all that, did you? I didn't even know they cut them off. 330 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:57,040 Well yeah, I didn't either, but I had no idea their horses used the tails for all that either. 331 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:03,840 No, this is kind of upsetting to me. It really is. Well, I have been really thrilled with Budweiser 332 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:12,720 in a long time anyhow. I like their beer. I like their beer. I'm not a big fan of their beer anymore. 333 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:17,360 I love the Clydesdales, but evidently they're kind of cruel to them. It sounds like Budweiser 334 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:22,480 keeping the ugly secret, PETA said in a video on the topic. Before the beautiful horses are hitched 335 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:29,520 to the beer wagon, they're just, when they're still just foals, which means I think they're young, 336 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:35,600 their tails are mutilated just to give them a certain appearance. Some or all of the tail 337 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:41,040 is removed either with a scalpel or with a tight band that cuts off blood flow causing the tail to 338 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:49,040 die off, PETA found. So other hidden camera clues... Okay, go ahead. I know that method. I know that 339 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:57,040 method. They use that on dogs. They also use it on pigs too sometimes. Yeah, pigs too. Yeah, yeah, 340 00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:03,600 yeah. It's for gonads basically, for balls. Yeah. Yeah, they do it on dogs too like you said. They'll 341 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:09,200 do it to cut a dog's tail, but they also use it on balls too, which is even cooler probably. 342 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:15,760 So other hidden camera clips show Budweiser staffers insisting that the tails aren't docked, 343 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:21,440 but rather just trimmed weakly. They still have their tails. It's just they trim the hair, 344 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:26,720 one worker said. The Clydesdale handler, however, revealed that the horses don't actually have full 345 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:32,240 tails. I'm not actually sure when Budweiser does it, but it's typically when they're pretty young, 346 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:38,640 the handler said in another undercover video. Horsetail docking is illegal in 10 US states, 347 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:44,720 including Massachusetts, Minnesota, New York, Ohio, and Washington, as well as countries as Denmark, 348 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:52,960 Germany, Ireland, the UK, and Belgium, where Anne Hauser Bush's corporate parent, InBev, is based. 349 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:58,400 InBev confirmed that Wall Street Journal that Budweiser stopped amputating the horsetails 350 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:07,200 this year, though it didn't offer a time frame on anything else. Like, you know, I guess they're 351 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:14,960 just going to, it sounds according to this, it sounds like they're going to stop doing it all 352 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:24,960 together. So that's fantastic. But I guess it took a lot of doing though. So anyhow, 353 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:34,640 well, I can't say I don't agree with that. I think it's great that they quit doing it. 354 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:39,760 And you know, it's good to hear that PETA still does do some good things, 355 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:49,360 instead of going just completely off the fucking freak end. Yeah. So anyhow, well, good, good. 356 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:59,840 All right. I got a story here. A German gardener took his nearly 20 pound onion to a Germany flower 357 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:07,760 show. Organizers said it's believed to be a new world record. The autumn flowers are in season 358 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:22,720 now. The autumn flower show in Hamburg said that Gareth Gryphon's 19.77 pound onion outweighs the 359 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:32,800 previous world record, which was 18.68 pound onion brought to the auditorium of a famous flower show 360 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:41,280 in another country in Glasgow, Scotland. The onion is on display at the show's edible pavilion 361 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:46,480 alongside with other giant vegetables that included cabbage, cucumbers, and carrots. 362 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:52,240 Show organizers said that onion status as the world's largest must now be reviewed by the 363 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:58,000 Guinness Book of World Records to confirm that it actually is the world record, but it sounds like 364 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:06,400 it is. So all right. Well, congratulations to you German person that did that. So all right, Rob, 365 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:15,040 you said you got a story you want to go to. Yeah. Yeah. This comes out of Benton County, Arkansas. 366 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:22,880 Okay. A Northwest Arkansas woman is accused of photographing another woman in a restroom 367 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:32,720 in a restroom at the J.B. Hunt corporate office. Oh, wow. Natalie Hannah Persol, 45, was arrested 368 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:39,760 and booked in Benton County on May 22nd and charged with video voyeurism and tampering with 369 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:48,480 physical evidence. Persol ended, pleaded not guilty to the charges during the court appearance last 370 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:56,960 month. According to a probable cause affidavit, officers with the Lowell Police Department 371 00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:05,120 were contacted by a woman who claimed that she wanted to file a report for voyeurism that occurred 372 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:14,880 at the J.B. Hunt corporate office. The woman reported to police that on July 31st, 2022, 373 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:20,800 she was using the woman's restroom when she looked to the left side of the stall and noticed a 374 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:28,640 cell phone come down below the stall divider wall with the camera lens facing her direction. 375 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:34,000 The woman said that while the camera lens was facing her, the person holding the phone 376 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:40,000 appeared to push the capture button to take a picture. Oh, wow. 377 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:46,560 Oh, wow. The woman told police that she asked, 378 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:51,680 did you just take a picture of me? And the person holding the camera replied, no. 379 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,120 Detective spoke to J.B. Hunt Human Resources regarding an interview 380 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:03,120 that they had with Persol after the incident. 381 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:15,600 Yeah, yeah, it is the same thing over and over. But yeah, I can't, wow, that's crazy. 382 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,120 Yeah. Well, it is. 383 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:21,760 Okay. 384 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,160 Looks like a winner. She looks like a winner. 385 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:31,040 Well, I got to get to a little thing that me and Christopher were involved in today, 386 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:35,920 and this is pretty cool. Christopher has like people pecking at him, you know, 387 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:41,200 like can't wait for him to put a subject up on Facebook just to like poo poo him and 388 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:48,800 screw with them and say shit and all that. So he went on there and he said that like, 389 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,800 let me find it here so I make sure I don't misquote it. But we agreed that we're going 390 00:42:54,800 --> 00:43:02,000 to screw with people because he has these people, especially a couple of people in general, 391 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:06,880 that get on there and just like counter program on everything that he says. 392 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:13,680 And I don't blame him, you know, it's bullshit. I have the same people that used to do that with 393 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:20,080 me. And now I don't say anything on Facebook. It's like, I don't care. So here's what Topher did. 394 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,920 And I know what he was getting at. And you can figure this out too. When the scammer calls 395 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:30,880 and pretends to be your grandkid, shouldn't you just accept them as who they for who for how they 396 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:40,880 identify? And, you know, think about that, right? Because they tell everybody else, well, you're 397 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:45,440 just going to have to take the word for it. Like someone comes up and goes, well, I'm a frog today. 398 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:52,720 Okay, so try to grip it at me. You know, yeah. And it's like, or what if someone's like gender 399 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:57,840 fluid or something? Oh, well, yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm not a man. Now I'm a woman. Ma'am was 400 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:03,520 last hour. You're supposed to have to adhere to all these instructions and follow them. Right? 401 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:09,760 So he's simply saying, where does it end? And I get it. So I told him, I said, I would put something 402 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:16,160 up that kind of that will going to try to go to some of these people, but nobody responded. 403 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:20,400 Because I think they realized that they're out of their league. If they want to try to say something, 404 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:26,240 me and Topher are going to fucking beat up on him. So anyhow, what I did was we must blindly accept 405 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:35,440 what they feel. Topher, you are a great American. Thank you. Nobody had anything to say either. They 406 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:42,000 knew better. They, you know, they probably knew like, well, number one, him and I used to do two 407 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,600 douchebags and microphones. So they're probably like, you know, these guys are just setting us up. 408 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:50,640 Number two, I don't think there was anything I could say about it because they can't prove it was 409 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:58,000 actually sarcasm. Right. Yeah. So anyhow, that was our little fun today. That and hanging out at the 410 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:08,160 city market and, um, yep. So, uh, anyhow, he brought up a couple of things. Um, there is a people who 411 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:14,000 identify as dogs conference that went on in New York and it drew a lot of people. And there was 412 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:19,280 also one that went on in Germany, drew a lot of people. So there's a large number of people out 413 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:25,360 there. Well, I mean, can comparatively, I mean, you know, I don't know what percentage of people 414 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:31,680 on earth it is, but it's a large number of people. Nevertheless, to that identify as dogs, 415 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:37,200 they don't believe they're humans. They think they're dogs. I have a question. Yes. Is that 416 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:49,680 considered a new gender? Um, that you got to touch a good question. Yeah. Um, let me get back to you. 417 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:56,400 I'm going to do it. I don't know how you would do that one. I mean, would you be female dog, 418 00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:04,000 bitch, if you will, or would you be, uh, well, like you could be a dog. You could be anything you want. 419 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:12,720 Yeah. Um, I did see that story where that guy did turn himself into a dog. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 420 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:18,960 I saw that too. Um, maybe I didn't even want to report on them. Like who fucking cares about it. 421 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:23,760 But then the more I know, the more I thought about the more I didn't fucking care. So I didn't. 422 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:31,920 Yeah. Yeah. So I'm going to have nightmares after I did the report. Yeah. Yep. So, um, 423 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:38,720 um, that was, uh, that was going on. And then, um, he told me about how he was reading about, 424 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:46,400 remember our story on my story on dating apps, uh, about the most, uh, wanted jobs yesterday and 425 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:53,440 you know, the most, the most right swipe jobs, the most left swipe jobs, right slot, right swipe. 426 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:59,520 I haven't, it's not air yet, so it's coming up on the next podcast you'll hear, but it's a story 427 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:05,200 about right swipe on these dating apps mean, yeah, cool. Come on down. Less white means now stay 428 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:10,480 right there. I don't want anything to do with you. Okay. So what there was certain jobs that got, 429 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:15,520 uh, more right swipes and certain jobs that got more left swipes, the left swipes were no, 430 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:22,160 and they know we're like politicians, professional athletes. Um, I forgot what else. Then the right 431 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:29,120 swipe was like a bunch of tech jobs, which really kind of surprised me because I, I didn't, yeah, 432 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:33,760 I didn't think that, uh, a tech job, I thought it was kind of nerdy. I didn't think like people 433 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:40,800 would be like, you know, Hey, you know, um, I, I just didn't think it'd be a preferred profession 434 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:49,200 for whatever reason. So, okay. Uh, Topher had a good thing about dating sites now too. And, um, 435 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:57,280 anyhow, well, evidently dating sites work against people for a reason. They try hard to not find you 436 00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:04,080 a match. And the reason is, is they don't want you to hook up with anybody because if you hook up with 437 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:08,320 somebody, you're off the site and you're gone for good. You're no longer a customer. So they'll make 438 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:16,880 it extremely hard for you to match up with anybody. Allegedly. I often thought that. I often thought that. 439 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:26,800 Yep. Yeah. Like you read, like your matches, like what? That's not my match. So they try to get you 440 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:32,720 two to talk. So you won't get together is what it sounds like. And this is all allegedly, you know, 441 00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:37,680 don't know this for sure, but it sure sounds like a tactic that could be employed by a place like 442 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:46,080 that. Doesn't it? Yeah. It's like, uh, don't care their diabetes, just, uh, um, keep it at bay, 443 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:54,240 but don't care it. You care it. They're gone for good, but if you control it, they're here forever. 444 00:48:54,240 --> 00:49:04,240 And so, you know, as long as they're alive, yeah. Yeah. So, you know, same, same idea, same thought. 445 00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:10,000 So anyhow, I thought that's a pretty good little, um, uh, little point that he made out. 446 00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:15,440 And also I guess, uh, you know, some people that were on dating apps said, yeah, you know, 447 00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:23,040 we've noticed this, that it's getting harder and harder to find a match. So, yeah, I don't use it. 448 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:29,440 I don't blame you. I never thought they were any good. Everybody they ever tried to hook me up with 449 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:36,720 was an idiot. I thought so. Yeah. I keep hearing horror stories. Yeah. I didn't care for it. I just 450 00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:41,680 didn't seem that I didn't, I didn't see there was anything in there that I couldn't do myself. 451 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:47,040 Like go to a bar and just start talking to people, you know, talking to women or whatever. 452 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:52,960 So, you know, um, maybe they work, maybe they work on some people that aren't as social as I, 453 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:58,480 you know, maybe some people just can't, you know, get out and talk to people. Maybe that's what it's good for. 454 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,280 I don't know. Well, anyhow, you know what? Everybody has their own comfort level. 455 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:11,840 That's not mine, I guess. So anyhow, um, you have a story you want to get to Rob? 456 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:19,760 Yeah, give me just a second. I had to walk. Okay, Rob, you had, um, go ahead. You had a story you 457 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:25,840 want to get to or you had some old west hygiene or something? Yeah, yeah, so I'm getting there. 458 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:33,120 Okay. I had it and lost it. Well, we were talking a minute ago about how everybody's allergic to ragweed, 459 00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,840 but people are freaking out thinking it's COVID and shit. 460 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:43,200 Oh, and it went away. Okay. All right. So did you, okay, go ahead. 461 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:53,120 On tonight's episode of old west hygiene, we have people spit so much it had to be outwalled. 462 00:50:55,120 --> 00:51:00,080 Okay. In the saloons of the western frontier, it's a lot of people. 463 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:07,760 Outwalled. Okay. In the saloons of the western frontier, it was a common sight to see men 464 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:14,880 spitting tobacco on the floor. Spit tunes and test the doors were placed along the bar 465 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:20,960 to correct the spit, but it didn't solve the problem. The floors were covered with sawdust 466 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:28,720 to soak up spit, create a green ground of germs. It became a hotbed of respiratory diseases like 467 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:35,840 pneumonia and tuberculosis. Move. Make matters worse, travelers. The red worms 468 00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:40,560 roamed in these saloons, slept and missed these hygienic messes. 469 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:53,600 Wow. Are you there, Rob? Yeah, I'm here. Oh, okay. 470 00:51:53,600 --> 00:52:02,320 Okay. So they spit there because they didn't, I mean, like, I know people that 471 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:06,800 carry around spit tunes and cups and stuff. So they didn't have anything like that back then, 472 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,960 I guess, huh? No, and they didn't get cleaned out very often either. 473 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:19,040 Yeah. Oh, well, I wonder how that- So all that was floating in the air 474 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:25,360 here, along with all the other germs and everything. Well, okay, I have a question for the audience. 475 00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:32,080 How does spitting on the ground lead to tuberculosis? Just someone who knows medical, 476 00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:36,160 please send me, you know, if you're in the medical field and you know why, send me the answer, 477 00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:45,200 please, if you get a chance. It is DoucheB66 at yahoo.com. I have a bunch of emails I need to get 478 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:51,360 to. I apologize. I have not. I saw there's like eight of them on there today, and I have not had 479 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:56,560 a chance to look at them. So I don't know if it's like more of the star thing at what they look like 480 00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:01,600 if they weren't stars. I'm not sure what it is. I haven't had a chance to look at them, but whoever 481 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:07,600 sent one in, I will be getting to you. And every one of them I respond to. I send back and say, 482 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:17,920 hey, thank you. Appreciate it. Got any criticisms, concerns, anything? Let me know. Okay, Jake from 483 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:32,480 Illinois, thank you. Thank you for what you said, because I didn't realize that, let me think of 484 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:39,200 how to put it. I didn't realize that I was up and down in the tempo so much. That's the way to put 485 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:44,160 it. He said that he noticed like sometimes I get on here and I try to push things really fast, 486 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:50,560 and sometimes I'm slow and in a different mood and I slow things down. And he's right. I listen 487 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:55,360 to some podcasts. He's right. Sometimes I'm like just gung-ho, hey, let's get to this story, 488 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:59,760 this story, this story. And I think some of it has to do with my prep work if I have a bunch of 489 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:06,160 stories, right? And I want to get to them all because some of them are like time sensitive, 490 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:10,960 like they came out and they're going to be, no one's going to care in a week. And I think he's 491 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:16,240 right about that. And I think I need to tempo myself. If it takes a podcast an hour and a half, 492 00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:20,400 as opposed to an hour, I need to not worry about that. What I need to worry about is trying to 493 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:25,120 keep the same tempo through the whole thing. And I agree with him. He said that, you know, 494 00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:30,480 you pretty much have the same tempo. I'm the one that changes it all the time. He said it kind of 495 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:37,520 bothers his listening habits. Yeah. Have you noticed anything like that, Rob? I thought I did, 496 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:44,480 but I'm pretty sensitive to stuff like it. I thought we put it on. I just thought that was 497 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:53,120 the show we do. Maybe I'm taking it. Okay. Okay. You're probably right. You know what? I don't know. 498 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:58,240 I'll tell you what I'm going to do is I'm going to listen to some shows that I really respect. 499 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:08,640 Yeah. I mean, I'm going to listen to it. Okay. All right. Maybe it's just him. Maybe he's 500 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:16,560 saying like one day, one day I'll be like, all right, we got this coming up, this coming up, 501 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:22,400 this coming up. And also next we're going to tell how to, how to tell if your date is a dud. And 502 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:26,400 then after that, we're going to find out if Rob is going to get another picture. And then after, 503 00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:31,280 I think he means sometimes I sound like an auctioneer and sometimes I sound like I'm on Quaaludes. 504 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:41,440 Okay. Number one, Jake from Illinois, if I'm wrong on this, please send me a clarification letter 505 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:49,280 and say, that's not what I meant. Number two, if anyone notices this, send in an email and tell me 506 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:56,400 that, Hey, Jake's absolutely right. It's bothersome. It's cringe-worthy, whatever. We want to hear it. 507 00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:04,080 And then I'd be willing to take a little extra time every night. Yeah. Yeah. Me too. So you know 508 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:09,840 what? Um, just to do it right. Yeah. Yeah. Me too. We'd do a little bit longer if we have to, 509 00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:15,040 but I don't know if this is one person after I talked to you, you don't even get what he's 510 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:24,880 talking about where I thought I did. So I kind of do, but I, like I said, I just thought it was part 511 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:32,400 of the show. Well, when you said that, it kind of made me realize, it kind of made me realize it 512 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:39,200 really is part of the show and maybe people love it. So other people, yeah, we need other people 513 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:46,640 to weigh in on that. Yeah. So, okay. Hey, you guys got a thought on this? Send in an email. Um, 514 00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:50,800 I'm going to read all the other emails tonight when we get off air and I'm going to try to catch up 515 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:55,280 on them and respond to everybody. And thank you. Appreciate it. Another thing I wanted to talk, 516 00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:02,880 God, this ragweed. Another thing I wanted to talk about real quick was we're going to start 517 00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:10,000 featuring, okay, for a long time there, we were operating from the city market and occasionally 518 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:16,720 from Nashville, but we're doing Nashville about what every month, once a month. Yeah. And Rick, 519 00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:26,880 from the filthy beam, we thank you. Um, uh, anyhow, we have, I know your requests and Rob and I have 520 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:33,440 to be able to get together to come down there for a few days to broadcast from there. And he's pissed 521 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:39,920 cause he got to change the names on there now. You know, we had our table, they had the plaque. 522 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:47,680 He showed a video of a guy scraping it off and putting another one on there. He was mad. 523 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:55,520 He looked up and he goes, thanks a lot, Mark, asshole. And the guys over there, fucking, 524 00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:59,600 they get a grinder, getting our plaque off of there. So now it has to say Rob, 525 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:09,520 Brad and Mark or Mark and Rob, Brad or whatever. And I told him, I said, I've got what I've got the 526 00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:17,120 video he sent me. So I'll send it to you. And so, um, that was cool. And, and, uh, and also I told 527 00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:21,760 him, I said, yeah. So then, uh, what I didn't tell you is in a week, we're going to have another 528 00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:26,960 person come on and Rob's leaving. But that's not true. We know this, but I did it just to fuck with 529 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:38,320 him. He told me, he said, he said, if that happens, don't come back. Oh, and remember the chocolate 530 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:44,960 thing. He mentioned that again, how, how at the Omni, he puts us up on the Omni cause he, uh, 531 00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:51,680 which is a great hotel. It's just on, on the hill right next to, uh, um, lower Broadway. It's right 532 00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:55,440 through the middle of everything on one side of it. You can see lower Broadway on the other side. 533 00:58:55,440 --> 00:59:03,120 You can see the hill and the Capitol. It's a beautiful place to be. And, uh, yeah, it is. 534 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:07,200 So we're at the Omni and they give you chocolates every morning on the pillows. 535 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:14,720 And he told us not to touch them and to bring them to him. Well, me and Tover came in after 536 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:22,800 a couple of beers and ate the chocolate. So he ordered us to tell the room attendant that we 537 00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:28,160 didn't get chocolates for two days in a row and to bring him all three days of chocolates to him. 538 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:35,120 That Sunday when we were leaving on our way out to the airport and, uh, and, uh, anyhow, I told him, 539 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:40,320 I said, we're going to eat all the fucking chocolates again, too. And, and he said, again, 540 00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:46,000 he said, you do that. Don't bother coming back. So I already threatened him with the chocolates. 541 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:50,800 He loves those fucking chocolates. I told him, I said, dude, the guy said he would get you a box 542 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:54,800 of them. He said, yeah, he said, and he did get me a box of them, but that's not the point. 543 00:59:54,800 --> 01:00:02,400 I want your chocolates too. So I'm like, okay, Rick, okay, I'll make sure. And your chocolates 544 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:09,040 will be delivered to you. So anyhow, but we, oh, the whole point is we have to go back down to the 545 01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:16,320 filthy bean coffee in Nashville. And by the way, his expressos added another market. His expressos 546 01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:23,440 are now in Louisville and they actually showed up the week after I left. Piss me off. Well, 547 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:28,320 he's going to send us some again anyhow, but still I was going to go into the Kroger there, 548 01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:32,720 whatever they have, I didn't get a chance to go to any stores, whatever their store is there and go 549 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:37,120 in there and get them. Uh, you know, if, but I didn't even know they were going to be there in 550 01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:42,400 Louisville until afterwards. He told me, oh, Hey, we're now selling them in Louisville. And, um, 551 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:47,680 and I think he said that he's going to hit Cincinnati next with the filthy bean expressos. 552 01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:52,880 Yeah. So he's expanding. He said he had some trouble cause I haven't really kept up because 553 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:57,440 we haven't been able to go over there. He's been having a lot of trouble being distributed enough 554 01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:03,760 of it because it's selling so well. So anyhow, we'll be pimping his stuff and broadcasting from 555 01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:09,120 there, but we're eventually going to get back to the city market and start broadcasting from there. 556 01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:14,960 And I spoke with a lot of the business owners and they want to have a feature business of the week 557 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:22,320 there that we focus in on, on this podcast. Some of them might be interviews with the people in 558 01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:26,720 there or they might just be something they wrote down or we go in there and eat some of their stuff 559 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:30,640 and come out and go, you know what? This was very good. This is our favorite. We like this really 560 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:35,520 well. You know, ask for that, ask for this, and they'll all be offering little discounts and stuff, 561 01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:43,040 you know, like, uh, uh, like Hope Dylan did of the daily kitchen, um, offered a 10% discount on her 562 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:49,680 already low prices and are already lunch special of $15. That's 10% on top of that with the great 563 01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:58,720 food. It comes with a salad, the entree and a drink 15 bucks plus 10% off. Yes. That's a great 564 01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:05,440 deal. It's a fucking great deal and it's great food. It's all fresh locally sourced. So, you know, 565 01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:12,720 guys have at it, go there, buy it, uh, try to let her know it's, you know, that you, we sent you, 566 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:16,880 you heard about it from us, try to, cause it's going to help the podcast out in the long run. 567 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:22,560 Okay. So anyhow, that's what I wanted to get to. And I think we're going to go ahead and sign off 568 01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:30,320 here pretty quick. So, um, anyhow, Rob, I thank you again for joining us. Uh, it's always a pleasure 569 01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:38,160 doing a podcast with you. Always. Yep. And Topher sends his, uh, regards to you and, uh, oh, well, 570 01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:44,080 cool. Yeah. He's, he noticed the, he noticed the growth in you. He noticed the growth. Oh, good. 571 01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:49,360 Yeah. He thinks that you're doing quite splendid as a sidekick and he's really happy with you. 572 01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:54,000 And it would not surprise me if we're going to start getting some regular inserts from Topher, 573 01:02:54,000 --> 01:03:04,800 if maybe not even do a live one here and there with him. So, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He's, he's off 574 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:10,160 the air a few times. Yeah. He has such, he's so good on the podcast. We love to have him back, 575 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:15,120 but only when he's comfortable with it, only when he's comfortable and he's ready to do it. So 576 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:22,080 anyhow, Topher knows how we feel and, uh, hopefully he will at least come back and do a segment if he 577 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:27,040 records it at home or wants to come down to city market and do a little bit or whatever. It's fine, 578 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:32,000 but it was cool. He talked to Hope a little bit, the owner of the daily kitchen today too. And we 579 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:37,680 had a nice chat with her. So anyhow, everybody have a great night and thank you again for listening. 580 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:43,280 This pos, this podcast is still growing. We're still young ones. We're still in diapers. Bear 581 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:49,040 with us. Thank you everybody. Have a good week. Have a great week. Bye. 582 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:09,520 Hey, where'd everybody go? Where are the douchebags? Oh my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh, 583 01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:17,520 geez. Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells.