1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Live in the historic River Market District in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the 2 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:19,680 banks of the beautiful Crystal Blue Walkers of the Missouri River, it is Tootboosh Bags 3 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:24,760 and Microphone Podcast. 4 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:30,960 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper, it's strange insults from an alien, real 5 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:31,960 hilarity. 6 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:42,240 You have more debt in your personality than you do in your pants. 7 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:47,000 Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream, hey there's 8 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000 no toilet paper in here! 9 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Ha ha ha! 10 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:55,640 Ha ha ha! 11 00:00:55,640 --> 00:01:13,640 Alright, this is Tootboosh Bags and Microphone, I'm Mark. 12 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,640 And I'm Rob. 13 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:19,760 Hi, welcome everybody, we have a lot of different subjects we're probably going to get into 14 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:22,440 tonight, I even have an iCall Bullshit on someone. 15 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,440 Oh, right on! 16 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,440 We haven't done one of those in a while. 17 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,440 No, we have. 18 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,840 There's a lot I'd like to, but we can't go there. 19 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,720 Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. 20 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:40,280 So you know, this one, it was overwhelmingly, I was looking at the facts of the situation 21 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:44,240 and everything, and I was like, you know what, I've got a call bullshit on this guy. 22 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:48,520 It needs to happen, and it's going to happen a little bit later in the podcast. 23 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:54,640 Well typically we don't do iCall Bullshits just right off the bat, we kind of wait a 24 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,520 little bit and mix them in there. 25 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,080 So we'll be getting to that in a little while. 26 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:07,280 So we've got an iCall Bullshit coming up and some other stories that we have there. 27 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,480 So anyhow, I'd like to start. 28 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,480 And I'm going to start a new segment tonight also. 29 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,480 Oh yeah, yeah, you were telling me about, please tell everybody, Rob. 30 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:22,200 Yeah, I'm going to do a segment on old west hygiene. 31 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,200 I love that. 32 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,200 I really do, Rob. 33 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:29,680 Oh yeah, it's interesting, man, it's interesting. 34 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,560 I don't know if people are like me. 35 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:36,240 I would assume because you listen to this podcast that you're an odd duck like me. 36 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:40,480 You like odd facts, you like odd people, you like odd things. 37 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:45,160 So I would think that this would be something that people that genuinely like this podcast 38 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:49,680 and are fans would dig their teeth into and go, yes, that is something I would really 39 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,360 like to know a little bit more about. 40 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,360 So Rob, excellent. 41 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:59,720 And this is something I came up with on my own, like product, and that'd be awesome. 42 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,920 So here we are. 43 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:02,920 Okay, all right. 44 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:06,480 Well, you know we do a lot of food news on here, right? 45 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:07,720 Yes, yes. 46 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:11,840 And then we have a little sponsor clip that we got to get into too after the food news 47 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,240 because it is all food related. 48 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:19,840 And so, okay, we're going to start off with some fast food news. 49 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,720 The first thing on the fast food news is this right here. 50 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:28,200 McDonald's will be offering a pumpkin and cream pie. 51 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:36,040 It features a sugar coated and baked turnover style crust with pumpkin pie filling on one 52 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,160 side and cream filling on the other. 53 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:45,860 The seasonal dessert is generally available during the fall and in an opt in basis while 54 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:46,860 supplies last. 55 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:53,400 And opt in basis means that like I've found this on stuff like this, the seasonal desserts 56 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:58,960 and stuff like that, most restaurants do participate in it, but there may be a couple here or there 57 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:03,840 that don't for whatever reason, maybe not the staffing or whatever. 58 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:08,360 But this is going to be coming up here real soon in September and it's going to last through 59 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,680 October. 60 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:17,600 And then while supplies last, I think it just depends on what day in October it ends, right? 61 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:18,600 Yeah. 62 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,240 Or November 1st or whatever. 63 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,520 They may go through Halloween, who knows? 64 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:25,960 So that is the first one. 65 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,960 And then this next one, that's cool. 66 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,480 McDonald's doing that is cool. 67 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:33,920 McDonald's sweet stuff is usually pretty quality. 68 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,880 I don't really have any complaints with it. 69 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,400 I think it's generally pretty good. 70 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,800 They do a pretty good job of stuff like that. 71 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,800 So I think that's going to be okay. 72 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,000 But here's what I'm really anxious about right here. 73 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,080 Here's what I'm excited about. 74 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:50,440 Hardee's launches a new Nashville hot chicken lineup. 75 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:55,340 A Nashville hot chicken to me at a fast food chain. 76 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:58,840 If they can pull that off decent, that's a gem. 77 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:02,560 Because Nashville hot chicken is hard to find. 78 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:07,960 Good Nashville hot chicken is even harder to find. 79 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:16,400 So joining Hardee's signature hand breaded chicken platform, the new hot hand breaded 80 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:21,440 Nashville style chicken sandwich, hot hand breaded Nashville style chicken tenders, and 81 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:25,120 a Nashville hot style chicken biscuit as well. 82 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:29,080 So they're going to have those three different Nashville style chickens. 83 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:36,680 It's going to be strips, a traditional Nashville hot chicken sandwich, and a biscuit in the 84 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,960 morning or whenever you choose to eat it. 85 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:43,080 Nashville hot, the descriptions of all of them are as follows. 86 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:48,800 Nashville hot hand breaded chicken sandwich, a premium all white chicken filet, hand dipped 87 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:55,040 in a buttermilk lightly breaded and fried to a golden brown. 88 00:05:55,040 --> 00:06:04,480 So it's got a buttermilk dressing into the breading and fried to a golden brown. 89 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:10,440 Topped with Nashville hot seasoning plus garlic, pickles, and mayo served on a toasted potato 90 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:11,440 bun. 91 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,840 Now that sounds really good to me. 92 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:13,840 What do you think Rob? 93 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,520 That sounds pretty good to me. 94 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,280 If they do it right, I'm going to be a fan. 95 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:21,600 I'm going to be a fan for a while. 96 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:28,160 Because like I said, it's hard to get a good Nashville hot chicken sandwich anywhere, let 97 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,960 alone a fast food place. 98 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:35,440 So if they can pull it off even adequately, I will go there and buy their Nashville hot 99 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,820 chicken sandwich. 100 00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:42,320 I love the garlic, pickles, and the mayo. 101 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:47,540 Because if you go to Nashville, the Hattie B's, or any place that pulls off a hot chicken 102 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:53,040 like that, that's one of the essential ingredients, the potato bun, the garlic, pickles, and the 103 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,320 mayo. 104 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:56,800 So that's good. 105 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,120 And then they'll have the fries covered. 106 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,120 They sell fries. 107 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:04,040 So to me, you've got to follow those up with fries and good mac and cheese. 108 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:09,080 That's what makes a great pairing of a Nashville hot chicken sandwich. 109 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:14,920 So the next description, Nashville hot hand breaded chicken biscuit, a tender all white 110 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:20,840 meat chicken breast, battered and breaded in the brand's crispy coating, topped with 111 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:24,960 Nashville's hot seasoning, and a made from scratch biscuit. 112 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:28,160 Nothing sounds bad with that, does it? 113 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,120 No, I don't. 114 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,520 Then the next one, the Nashville hot chicken tenders. 115 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:37,280 Premium all white meat chicken, hand dipped in a buttermilk, lightly breaded, fried to 116 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:40,400 a golden brown, and topped with Nashville hot seasoning. 117 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:44,440 Each order is served with dipping sauce, which is essential to that. 118 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,840 So I'm in. 119 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,920 Yeah, me too. 120 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,640 Sounds good to me. 121 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:59,880 And then finally, on the fast food news, we have a Unite Chipotle lovers, carne asada 122 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:00,880 is back. 123 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,440 Only for a limited time, so hurry. 124 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,640 So there you go. 125 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:11,260 And we have a couple little tidbits of fast food after this. 126 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:14,120 So the carne asada is back at Chipotle. 127 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:19,320 If you love carne asada, go fucking get your son before it's gone. 128 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:23,040 Next one, Josh Allen's Pizzeria in Buffalo is offering an interception pizza free of 129 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:26,400 charge all through September. 130 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,480 So they will literally throw the pizza in there. 131 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:35,200 If you intercept it like Josh Allen's three passes were intercepted earlier this week, 132 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,400 you get it for free. 133 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:44,840 And then the Joey Burrow pizza is offering a flat on your back three point pizza free 134 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,120 as well as unlimited. 135 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,120 So isn't that great? 136 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:51,240 Yeah, it's awesome. 137 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:55,240 They thought of us, even in their time of need, they thought of everybody. 138 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,360 Little Joey Burrow and Josh Allen both. 139 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,920 You guys are troopers. 140 00:08:58,920 --> 00:08:59,920 Thank you. 141 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:00,920 Thank you. 142 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:05,880 I think the interception pizza is going to go over well because he's getting pretty easily 143 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,240 intercepted so I'm going to think that a lot of people are going to be intercepting these 144 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:12,520 pizzas and getting themselves a free pizza. 145 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:19,400 And little Joey Burrow, he's flat on his back scoring three points a game so he's just going 146 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,400 to give you the pizza. 147 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,080 He's like, no argument, I'm sorry. 148 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,080 Orlando Brown is a bust. 149 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,280 Please forgive me. 150 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:26,880 I'm sorry for mouthing off. 151 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:27,880 It's not Burrowhead. 152 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:28,880 Yes, I am. 153 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:29,880 I'm a bitch. 154 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:30,880 Yes, yes. 155 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:31,880 I'm a bottom. 156 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,880 Here you go. 157 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,160 Anyhow, okay. 158 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,200 And then after this, I have a serious note. 159 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:44,320 Daily Kitchen at the City Market, which is a fantastic place to eat. 160 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:48,440 It's right next to City Market Coffee and you will be introduced to this place when 161 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:49,440 you get up here, Rob. 162 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,440 Oh, I can't wait. 163 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,440 I can't wait. 164 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:52,440 It is. 165 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:58,840 They have a $15 lunch special, which is a fantastic deal for the quality of food you 166 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:03,360 get and how tasty the food is and the recipes. 167 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:08,360 You get an entree, a salad, and a drink for $15. 168 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:09,840 Oh my God. 169 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:10,840 Yeah. 170 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:14,640 And they have stuff like, I mean, like they have a meatloaf sandwich, brisket sandwich, 171 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:20,480 roast pork, grilled cheese, curry chicken, egg salad. 172 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:21,480 Let's see. 173 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:26,600 Their egg sandwich I had this morning, which is very good, only $7.50. 174 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:31,520 It's scrambled eggs, sausage, cheese, lettuce, tomato, spicy mayo on a butter bun and it 175 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:32,520 is fantastic. 176 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,520 Oh my God. 177 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,960 That sounds awesome. 178 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:35,960 Yeah. 179 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,840 The buffalo chicken salad is fantastic. 180 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:38,840 I've had that. 181 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,880 The egg scrambles. 182 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,640 The country breast breakfast is excellent. 183 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,080 The meatloaf sandwich is excellent. 184 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,400 The brisket sandwich is to die for. 185 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,120 That cheese that they put on it, man. 186 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,440 I'll tell you what. 187 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:58,080 And now for the time being until I say it's off, you go into the Daily Kitchen at the 188 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:02,480 City Market in Kansas City, Missouri and you mentioned Two Douchebags and a Microphone 189 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:06,520 podcast, 10% off. 190 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:12,320 So not only do you get this great deal, but you also get 10% off on that if you mention 191 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:13,640 our names. 192 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,680 So go in there. 193 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,000 The lady is a fantastic lady. 194 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Talked to her for a while. 195 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,600 She's very interesting. 196 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,080 She's lived all over this world. 197 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:28,120 She has had businesses all over this world and she is a really interesting cat. 198 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,680 So just go in there and talk to her. 199 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,440 A very interesting person. 200 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,880 I love talking to her. 201 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:38,520 When I was having my sandwich this morning down there, I had a good conversation with 202 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:43,320 her and I didn't know it, but she had her own radio show around Kansas City for a while 203 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,240 on the Comedy Channel. 204 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,560 It was like, I don't know. 205 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:47,560 Yeah. 206 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,280 Comedy Channel was like 1540 or something. 207 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,720 Is in the 90s for a couple of years. 208 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,920 And is on AM is like 1540. 209 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:55,920 Is way up the dial. 210 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:56,920 Very weak signal. 211 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,680 I don't know how many watts it was. 212 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:03,440 But she had a foodie show on there about food. 213 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:12,040 And anyhow, she owned her own restaurant right across from the Uptown Theater. 214 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:17,160 And the Uptown Theater was where the comedy station originated. 215 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:23,160 And a comedian I guess he owned it and broadcasted from there. 216 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:29,440 So anyhow, go in there, tell her the two douchebags sent you and get your 10% off and enjoy her 217 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,440 food. 218 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,440 It's very good. 219 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,440 And talk to her. 220 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,440 I'll tell you what. 221 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,440 I can't wait to meet her. 222 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:38,400 Yeah, talking to her is just as much of a treat as the food. 223 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:43,440 And believe me, they're both very good treats. 224 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,880 So anyhow, Daily Kitchen. 225 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,600 Shoe Market, Kansas City, Missouri. 226 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,600 Go there. 227 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,600 Get your 10% off. 228 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,640 Take advantage of the $15 special. 229 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,640 Enjoy yourself. 230 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:56,520 And tell them two douchebags and microphones sent you. 231 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,720 And thank you guys. 232 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,120 So alright, let's see. 233 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:03,460 Here, I got a little story. 234 00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:06,180 Yes, go ahead. 235 00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:13,480 A woman who was sleeping at a popular Virginia beach and died after a lifeguard station stand 236 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,660 and fell and crushed her, according to police. 237 00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:18,460 Oh! 238 00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:21,100 Virginia Beach Police Department officers 239 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:24,420 were loaded to report a lifeguard stand 240 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:28,220 falling onto someone near 21st Street 241 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:32,940 on the beach at about 3.30 a.m. on Saturday, September 9th. 242 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:36,760 The officers arrived at the location. 243 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:40,680 They determined the lifeguard stand fell on top of the woman 244 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,940 and she was pronounced dead at the scene. 245 00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:47,940 Police later identified the woman as 28-year-old Chelsea Moles. 246 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,600 In a statement sent to Newsweek, 247 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,620 a VBPD spokesperson said, 248 00:13:56,620 --> 00:14:01,920 investigators deem this incident as an accidental death. 249 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:06,820 Moles was believed to be sleeping on top of the stand 250 00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:10,200 when another individual tried to hammock to the stand, 251 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:14,120 causing the stand to topple over, crushing on top of Moles. 252 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,440 Oh! 253 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:18,960 Wow! 254 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,000 Oh wow! 255 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,320 Talk about bad luck. 256 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,160 You talk about your... 257 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:26,720 That can't be a very good stand to begin with. 258 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:27,760 No, I know. 259 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:28,600 You talk about your time. 260 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,680 That's all it took. 261 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,360 You know, people go, it was their time. 262 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,240 Whenever that happens, wouldn't you say 263 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,400 that was definitely her time? 264 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,680 Well, when I read further into it, 265 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,760 it mentioned how she was known to be homeless. 266 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,520 So her chances went way up. 267 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,360 That's why she was on to me. 268 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,360 Yeah, she was probably hanging out underneath it, 269 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:56,080 maybe getting a little bit of shade or something. 270 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,680 And so her chances went way up, 271 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:00,240 considering she probably hung around there all the time. 272 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:04,740 So, well, she may not have any family 273 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:07,840 to reap the benefits of the lawsuit, so who knows? 274 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,680 So, wow. 275 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,240 Well, too bad. 276 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,340 What's her name again? 277 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:17,360 Chelsea, or popped out of it. 278 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,200 Chelsea, we'll just call her Chelsea. 279 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,440 Chelsea, sorry about your luck. 280 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,960 Good luck in the great beyond. 281 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,980 Hopefully you're not homeless in heaven. 282 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:28,460 Hopefully you have a nice, beautiful house there. 283 00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:31,440 Right? 284 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,640 Yep. 285 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,000 All right, well, there we go. 286 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,640 I got another one for you too. 287 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,040 All right, Rob, the floor is yours. 288 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:44,760 A man is in custody after he allegedly voluntarily confessed 289 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:49,760 to killing and raping a young woman in Boston in 1979, 290 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,480 according to prosecutors. 291 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,000 Wow, okay. 292 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,360 Susan Marsha Rose, a 24-year-old with red hair, 293 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,960 was killed in an apartment building 294 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:04,960 in Boston's Back Bay neighborhood on October 30th, 1979, 295 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,660 the Suffolk County District Attorney's Office said Monday. 296 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:15,760 In August, 68-year-old John Ermer of Oregon 297 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:19,480 walked into the FBI office in Portland 298 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:23,560 and allegedly told agents that he met a woman 299 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:30,080 with red hair at a Boston skating rink around Halloween 1979. 300 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:35,080 Ermer said he and the woman walked into 285 Beacon Street, 301 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:37,400 which was under renovation. 302 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,280 Ermer then allegedly picked up a hammer 303 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,740 and failed to hit her in the head 304 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:46,280 before raping her during prosecution. 305 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:52,480 Oh, it sounds like he killed her first and then raped her. 306 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,720 Not that it's any better, but I mean, ugh. 307 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,400 Wow. 308 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,720 Yeah, it goes a little further about how they said 309 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,640 how bad it was, but they matched DNA. 310 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,280 DNA matched everything. 311 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:08,080 So did he say why he finally turned himself in? 312 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,480 Was it finally some sort of guilt? 313 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:14,440 No, no, see the story did not say why he decided 314 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,680 to turn himself, that's what I was wondering. 315 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:20,900 Hmm, you wouldn't think anybody like that would have any guilt. 316 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:28,940 No, I mean, that old, you know, not long ago, 317 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:32,820 unless he ain't got nothing else, you know, 318 00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:37,820 or at least a roof and three miles. 319 00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:40,940 Maybe he's getting closer to death 320 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,700 and he's afraid of the afterlife. 321 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:46,100 Well, you know, that's what I'm saying. 322 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,100 You go to prison? 323 00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,460 You got three nights and a cat. 324 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,100 Yeah, maybe he's thinking, you know what, 325 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:54,100 if I go to prison, at least I'll make it up down here 326 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,740 and maybe I'll be forgiven in the afterlife. 327 00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:58,780 I don't know, who knows how someone like that thinks. 328 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:02,840 They obviously don't think rational, you know, 329 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:06,820 there's just something that's, you know, 330 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:10,360 that luckily the rest of us are missing, you know, so. 331 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:11,980 Wow. 332 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:15,100 Okay, well, how about if I go to something 333 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,540 a little bit more lighthearted, Rob? 334 00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:18,660 Yeah, please do. 335 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,140 I've got others too. 336 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:20,980 Okay, well. 337 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,140 I've got more lighthearted stuff. 338 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:24,260 Okay, we'll go back to lighthearted stuff, 339 00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:25,900 yours here in a minute. 340 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,760 But you know, Kaderius Tony, right? 341 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,820 Of the Kansas City Chiefs. 342 00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:32,340 We got him from the Giants last year in a trade. 343 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:33,420 Yeah. 344 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:36,100 Well, Kaderius Tony had a very bad game. 345 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,900 He had a horrible game. 346 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:41,140 He tipped a pass that led to a pick six interception. 347 00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:42,720 A perfect pass, mind you. 348 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:46,920 And he had a horrible game. 349 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,920 Kaderius Tony was viciously trolled by the Giants fans 350 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,600 after his disastrous play in Thursday night's 351 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,200 NFL kickoff game. 352 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,400 Tony accounted for seven dropped or tipped passes 353 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,480 resulting in a pick six and at least 354 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,640 one wide open touchdown run. 355 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:05,960 Giants fans were brutal with scathing comments 356 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:10,140 about his durability to his focus, to even his character. 357 00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:13,520 So Sunday night, Tony's old team was promptly destroyed 358 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,360 by the Dallas Cowboys 40 to nothing. 359 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:19,080 After Dallas finished off its 40 to nothing dismantling 360 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,600 on national TV, Tony posted on his Instagram page 361 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:27,040 a series of photos that included closeups of Daniel Jones 362 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:30,200 and Shaquon Barkley looking all dejected. 363 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,920 Picks of halftime which Cowboys were leading 26 to nothing 364 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:38,280 included celebration photos of touchdowns with a caption, 365 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,680 nah, don't get quiet on me now. 366 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,600 Well, yep, New Yorker East Coast obnoxious fan, 367 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,520 you get what you send out, bitch. 368 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,240 Enjoy your crow, enjoy eating it. 369 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,080 Cause you guys deserved every fucking bed of this. 370 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,760 You troll this boy and then you lose 40 to nothing. 371 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,440 There you go, cocky fuck. 372 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,960 You just got it right in your face. 373 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,840 Eat your crow and shut up. 374 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:07,360 Then on another note, speaking of Twitter, Twatter, 375 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:12,040 fucking Insta-Puke, all that shit, Orlando Brown, 376 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,280 the guy that left Kansas City, he couldn't leave Kansas City 377 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,740 quick enough to go to the Bengals, or right tackle. 378 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,760 He could not leave the Chiefs fast enough. 379 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:24,200 He rejected a 139 million dollar contract 380 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,120 and ran to the Bengals to sign, 381 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,560 mostly because he wanted to switch 382 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,500 the side he lined up on. 383 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,500 Well, Mr. Brown had one of his worst games ever 384 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,860 on the Bengals home game against the Browns. 385 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:38,240 The Browns only allowed Lil Joey Burrow three points. 386 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:43,720 Brown went down like a meth head when the meth head 387 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,560 hears the rattle of a crisp 20 dollar bill. 388 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,840 That's how fast Brown went down. 389 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:52,640 Heard the rattle of a 20 dollar bill and he was down. 390 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,880 Lil Burrow was sacked seven times. 391 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,740 Everyone as fun as the other. 392 00:20:56,740 --> 00:21:00,440 Brown got a slew of shit on Twitter from Chiefs fans 393 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,240 and rightfully so. 394 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,720 So, we'll see you Lil Joey Brown, Orlando Brown, 395 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,000 and Lil Joey Burrow. 396 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,440 See you in the funding papers. 397 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:13,820 So, anyhow, how about if we come back 398 00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:15,120 with an I call bullshit? 399 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,920 Trying to get into me. 400 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,600 Alrighty, we will be right back. 401 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,080 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 402 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:32,080 So, if I have a glass of ice water and the ice melts 403 00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:42,340 into the water, is my water then watered down? 404 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,100 I may never know. 405 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:55,140 This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, 406 00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:57,420 The Two Douchebags in a Microphone. 407 00:21:57,420 --> 00:21:59,540 People often ask 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00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:45,940 the ha ha I call bullshit promo. 423 00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:47,520 So we'll be right back again. 424 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:52,520 Oh no, it looks like someone's on their high horse again. 425 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,480 It's another episode of I call bullshit. 426 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,320 Bullshit. 427 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,840 Okay, as Four mentioned, I call bullshit on Elon Musk. 428 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:11,960 Uh oh. 429 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,640 Yeah. 430 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,080 Elon knew from the start that he wasn't gonna fight 431 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,200 Zuckerberg is what I'm contending here. 432 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,240 When the fight with words first originated 433 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,160 a half year ago or so, it started with Zuckerberg 434 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,240 showing his mixed martial arts matches 435 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,680 and how well he was doing. 436 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:34,000 Musk was mocked because he was about to fight 437 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,220 a semi-pro fighter without any fight experience. 438 00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:42,960 Then soon after came the story surfacing about Musk 439 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,980 being high up in the judo chain. 440 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:48,760 No footage was ever released after the claim 441 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:53,640 and Musk would back out with a barrage of excuses. 442 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,800 Well, Rob, I don't think it's too hard 443 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,420 to call this one, is it? 444 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,920 I call and Rob calls and everybody who's thought about it 445 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,780 calls bullshit on Elon Musk. 446 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,120 He has puffed out his chest before only to back down, 447 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,840 see his Twitter layoffs. 448 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:16,840 So, complete Sam-douchery on his part. 449 00:24:18,860 --> 00:24:21,920 He'd come out there puffing out his chest, 450 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,380 saying, oh yeah, I can beat the guy, I can beat the guy 451 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,340 and then probably people around him said, 452 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,540 have you seen any of his matches? 453 00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:30,740 Oh, what do you mean? 454 00:24:30,740 --> 00:24:33,020 Yeah, well take a look, Zuckerberg may be an idiot 455 00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:35,380 and he may be a fuck face, he may be a douchebag, 456 00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:39,260 he may be a fucking total ass wipe, but the guy can fight. 457 00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:42,780 See, said match. 458 00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:47,700 And then Elon Musk is probably like, hmm, well shit, 459 00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:49,460 I might just get my ass kicked 460 00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:51,220 and that would be more humiliating 461 00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:54,700 than actually just stepping out 462 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:58,440 for a bunch of bullshit reasons, in my opinion. 463 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,020 I think Elon is afraid to fight Zuckerberg 464 00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:04,980 and I think rightfully so. 465 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:07,420 I think it probably is people close around him 466 00:25:07,420 --> 00:25:10,020 said, dude, you're gonna have an even worse PR nightmare 467 00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:12,620 than you already have by fighting this guy 468 00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:14,660 because he's gonna kick the shit out of you 469 00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:17,340 and he also think that he probably spread these things 470 00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:19,020 about, oh, he knows Judo, 471 00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:21,220 he'd been practicing for a long time. 472 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,020 Oh, it's gonna be a hell of a fight, guys. 473 00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:26,740 Better watch out, mixed martial arts against Judo, oh boy. 474 00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:29,140 And then when it all came down to it, it didn't even happen 475 00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:32,460 and they had all of these charities lined up 476 00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:34,420 to benefit from it and all that. 477 00:25:34,420 --> 00:25:39,260 So I'm saying, Elon, I think you're a tool bag 478 00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:41,860 and in my opinion, you lied. 479 00:25:41,860 --> 00:25:44,420 I think you lied to try to look cool 480 00:25:44,420 --> 00:25:46,940 and then you just lied to get yourself out of it, 481 00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:47,760 in my opinion. 482 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,860 So Elon Musk, I call bullshit on you. 483 00:25:51,980 --> 00:25:52,820 So. 484 00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:53,780 Yep, I do too. 485 00:25:53,780 --> 00:25:56,580 Yep, yep, complete garbage. 486 00:25:56,580 --> 00:26:00,100 So, hey, Rob, you had some lighthearted stories? 487 00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:02,980 Yeah. 488 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:06,740 I was ran across one. 489 00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:07,580 Okay. 490 00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:10,420 And it was on metalcast.net. 491 00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:11,260 Okay. 492 00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:18,020 It's called the top five bands, 493 00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:21,620 Geddy Lee named his favorites in all time. 494 00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:23,000 This'll be interesting, 495 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,380 because I love Geddy Lee. Yeah. 496 00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:26,220 And I think he has a. Yeah. 497 00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,260 Yeah, go ahead. 498 00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:30,660 Geddy Lee of Rush, for those that don't know. 499 00:26:30,660 --> 00:26:34,860 And I'm gonna simplify it, 500 00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:36,900 because they named them 501 00:26:36,900 --> 00:26:39,900 and they had this big spiel about each one afterwards. 502 00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:41,460 Some of them named wrong. Yeah, yeah, please do, 503 00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:43,820 because not everybody's nerds like us. 504 00:26:43,820 --> 00:26:44,780 Yeah, yeah. 505 00:26:44,780 --> 00:26:47,460 Okay, number five, Radiohead. 506 00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:50,400 Hmm, okay. 507 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:59,400 Number four, Genesis with Peter Gabriel. 508 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,000 Okay, okay. 509 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,880 I'd like to fill Colin's version too, 510 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,400 but with Peter Gabriel, it was good too. 511 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,280 I do too, but yeah. 512 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,720 Number three, Led Zeppelin. 513 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,540 Cool. 514 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:18,000 Number two, The Who. 515 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:18,840 Okay. 516 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,840 I've never been that huge of a Who fan, but it's cool. 517 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,800 Yeah, not that huge. 518 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,800 That's probably where he gets his bass stuff from, 519 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,080 why he liked to do the lead bass stuff, 520 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,600 because The Who did a lot of stuff with their bass too. 521 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,000 So it's probably just a musical influence. 522 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,800 Yeah, they did, they did. 523 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,800 And his number one, Cream. 524 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:46,320 I can't necessarily argue with Cream. 525 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,920 I can't necessarily argue with Cream. 526 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,640 Cream is never or never will be one of my favorite bands, 527 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,320 or even close to it. 528 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,080 But the talent that emerged from there, 529 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,360 the talent that was in that band, 530 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,920 Ginger Baker and Eric Clapton and- 531 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,760 Yeah, yeah. 532 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,600 Oh shit, I forgot the, anyhow, their senior, 533 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:11,600 I mean, yeah, undeniable, crazy, crazy talented songwriting. 534 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,280 Everything about Cream was just so good. 535 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,440 I mean, like I said, 536 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,920 they'll never be one of my favorite bands, 537 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,440 because the music, I like the music, 538 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,440 but I wasn't in love with the music. 539 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,120 So anyhow though, Cream- 540 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:27,120 You gotta remember, Geddy Lee's older. 541 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,200 No, no, no, I get it. 542 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,920 He was born in 1968. 543 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,920 I absolutely get it, because I mean, 544 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,920 why do you think that Ozzy did a song with Eric Clapton 545 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,720 on his last album? 546 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:42,040 You know, Jeff Beck is obvious because of his guitar talent 547 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,520 and all that, and Eric Clapton's guitar talent. 548 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,720 Well, where did a lot of these people like Ozzy 549 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:47,920 hear that music? 550 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,400 Well, when they were still getting into music, 551 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,720 they were listening to things like Cream, 552 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:54,080 because Cream was already established in the UK 553 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,560 and already huge. 554 00:28:55,560 --> 00:29:00,560 And you know, the Eric Clapton stuff 555 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,800 and the Wawa pedal and all that stuff 556 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,720 originated pretty much from Cream, 557 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,800 and then went on, you know, Eric Clapton, 558 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,480 built on his legacy in Cream. 559 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:13,480 But Cream is one of those bands that was so uber talented 560 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,480 and wrote such uber talented songs that I get it. 561 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,320 I definitely get it. 562 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,720 So, okay. 563 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:24,400 Like I said, the music was just a little bit before my time. 564 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,360 Maybe if I was a few years older, 565 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,560 Cream would have been above, I don't know, 566 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,080 Ozzy or Motley Crue or whatever, you know what I mean? 567 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,120 They were just a little bit before my time. 568 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,880 Or you know what I mean? 569 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,240 They would have probably been above that. 570 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,800 But the timing for me was just after Cream. 571 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:46,480 So I didn't get the full effect of how good they were. 572 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,600 You know, so anyhow, I get it. 573 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,720 So, okay. 574 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,800 Do you want another music story? 575 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:55,880 Sure. 576 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,120 Okay. 577 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,680 In a new interview with Canada's The Metal Voice, 578 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,200 Dutch guitarist Adrian van der Berg 579 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,280 was asked if he was ever approached by Ozzy Osbourne 580 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:09,040 or Kiss to join their band since Adrian's van der Berg, 581 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,040 but was band van der Berg in the 80s? 582 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,160 Yeah, yeah. 583 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,800 Okay, and supported both of those legendary rock acts 584 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,480 in the 1980s. 585 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,480 He responded as transcribed by blabbermouth.net. 586 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,120 I did a story that I never told before, 587 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,800 but it was Ozzy actually. 588 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,120 The first time I met him during the 1983 tour 589 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,960 when we started, but I was, 590 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,960 I must say he was not quite sober, 591 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,160 which is very unusual for Ozzy, of course. 592 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,800 I think he was joking on that. 593 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,240 But yeah, his tour manager introduced me to him, 594 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,200 and he was in the lunchroom of one of the hotels. 595 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:51,440 And he said, Adrian, do you wanna join my band? 596 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,800 I said, man, we're supporting you guys. 597 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,120 And Jakey Lee was Ozzy's guitarist at the time, 598 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,120 is a fantastic player. 599 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,360 And he mumbled something like, 600 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,280 we'll stay in touch or whatever. 601 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,360 But later on, some people mentioned that Don Aery 602 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,960 and a couple of other guys in the band mentioned to Ozzy 603 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,840 that my style of playing had a lot of resemblance 604 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,920 with Randy Rhoades playing 605 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,760 in the sense of classical influence, 606 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,080 like Euro metal type stuff 607 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,640 combined with American and blues and whatever. 608 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,760 So hearing that and hearing Randy's playing 609 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,880 because I was not really familiar with Randy playing, 610 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:29,160 because Ozzy was not popular in Europe at the time, 611 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,360 he was a huge in the United States. 612 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,880 So when we got the invitation to support him, 613 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,240 I was kind of surprised. 614 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,520 I thought, wow, Ozzy, I didn't really know 615 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,640 he was that huge in the States. 616 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:45,400 So anyhow, I mean, I guess that Ozzy even then 617 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,680 was not happy with Jakey Lee in 1983. 618 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,400 Yeah, that was the Bark of the Moon era, 619 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,780 and that would have been the first album 620 00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:55,020 they'd done together. 621 00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:57,000 They only did two albums together. 622 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,280 He only did two albums with Jakey Lee, 623 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:03,520 and that would be Bark of the Moon and The Ultimate Sin. 624 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,620 Both albums were really good, very well written. 625 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:12,800 The second one, The Ultimate Sin was produced 626 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,360 by Ron Nevison and had more of a poppy feel, 627 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,480 which he is trying to go for. 628 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,560 You know, one of the Queen producers 629 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,240 did some Queen producing on Queen albums. 630 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,760 And it wasn't received quite as well 631 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,520 because of the poppy element, 632 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:33,520 where Bark of the Moon was heavier and darker. 633 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,600 Songs like Rock and Roll Rebel, 634 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,420 Journey to the Center of Eternity, 635 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,240 it even had a ballad on it called So Tired, 636 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,560 which actually hit pretty well in the States. 637 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:50,440 And I find it interesting that after doing 638 00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:55,240 Bark of the Moon, which was such a success, 639 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,880 and Jakey Lee sounded so good on that album 640 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,320 that he was ready to replace him. 641 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,540 You think like maybe they just clashed from day one 642 00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:03,800 and didn't get along that well, 643 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,520 and maybe Ozzy could sense that it was gonna end? 644 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,640 And he was just trying to be proactive 645 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,720 and be like, ah, I gotta get the next guy? 646 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,640 Or do you think that Ozzy thought 647 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,360 that Adrian Vandenberg might have sounded 648 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,940 that much like Randy Rhoades, 649 00:33:17,940 --> 00:33:20,160 that he could have kept the style they were going for 650 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,480 in Blizzard and Dire of a Madman? 651 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,480 What do you think? 652 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,360 I don't know what happened, 653 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,960 because I liked Jake. 654 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:32,800 I did too. 655 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,440 I thought he was very good with the albums, 656 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:38,280 and I thought he was exactly what Ozzy needed 657 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:39,480 after Randy died. 658 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,960 Well, at that time, music was changing. 659 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:48,000 At that time, everybody was trying to get on the toes. 660 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,560 That's a great point, because everyone was trying 661 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,200 to sound like Motley Crue and Rat. 662 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,480 And that's exactly what they fell in line with 663 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:56,600 with that album. 664 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,160 So I don't really know if Ozzy was like trying 665 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:03,020 to sound like Randy Rhoades, or he was heartbroken 666 00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:06,720 because his best friend and guitarist died, or what? 667 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,040 Very well could be. 668 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,520 Which Jake had some big shoes to fill, man. 669 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:13,880 Everybody knew it. 670 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:14,720 Everybody knew it. 671 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:17,320 Do you recall any of the interviews Jake talked about? 672 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,260 He said that people were flipping him off 673 00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:20,720 and telling him to fuck off. 674 00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:22,280 He's not Randy Rhoades and all that stuff. 675 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,720 It wasn't even his fault. 676 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:24,920 Randy Rhoades died. 677 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,600 He didn't get fired. 678 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,360 Randy Rhoades died. 679 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,240 So someone had to be there facilitating the guitar work. 680 00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:34,640 Someone had to be there helping with the songs. 681 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,040 And people were just fucking cruel. 682 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,880 Anyhow, Jakey Lee took a lot of that personal, 683 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,440 and he didn't like it. 684 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,680 It wasn't Ozzy's fault. 685 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,120 I mean, what's Ozzy gonna do about it? 686 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:51,120 But anyhow, I don't know what the combination of events were, 687 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,860 or maybe him and Jake just clashed all the time. 688 00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:55,960 Maybe they didn't get along that well. 689 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,960 Maybe Ozzy was drunk all the time and just being an idiot 690 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:00,860 and Jake didn't like it. 691 00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:02,460 Who knows? 692 00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:05,760 But I thought it interesting that even after 693 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,640 Bark at the Moon, right after that album, on that tour, 694 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,440 he was ready to dump Jakey Lee for Adrian Vandenberg. 695 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:13,280 Huh. 696 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:16,720 I don't know. 697 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:19,540 I find that really interesting and peculiar, honestly. 698 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,420 So, oh well. 699 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,720 Maybe they just clashed a lot. 700 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,120 Who knows what the deal was. 701 00:35:30,220 --> 00:35:34,220 I've heard time and time again, they did clash a lot. 702 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,560 Well, I know. 703 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,300 There was like notorious stories about Jakey Lee walking out 704 00:35:39,300 --> 00:35:42,040 on studio albums, just going, fuck you, 705 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,340 and just leaving, and mind games. 706 00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:45,740 Like he'd say, yeah, I'll be there at one, 707 00:35:45,740 --> 00:35:46,800 and then he wouldn't show up, 708 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,700 or he'd show up at like 5 p.m. or something. 709 00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:51,340 And there's a lot of stories like that, 710 00:35:51,340 --> 00:35:53,680 but who knows where, I mean, you know, 711 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,780 Ozzy was fucked out of his mind so much too. 712 00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:56,980 Who knows? 713 00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:58,480 I mean, you know, Ozzy could've been like, 714 00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,680 hey, we'll be there recording, 715 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,260 and then he doesn't show up for two weeks. 716 00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:05,660 You know, it's just like the famous story that I love, 717 00:36:05,660 --> 00:36:07,620 and I think I told it on this podcast before, 718 00:36:07,620 --> 00:36:10,700 but this was in Brad Gillis's book, or memoirs, 719 00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:15,360 and Brad Gillis had to fill in for the rest of the diary 720 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:19,360 of the Madman Tour after Randy Rhoades died. 721 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:23,900 They had, I don't know, like maybe 10 concerts left to do, 722 00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:26,220 and they weren't gonna cancel the concert. 723 00:36:26,220 --> 00:36:28,880 They were gonna fulfill their obligations. 724 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:33,780 So Brad Gillis said that like Ozzy would be pissed 725 00:36:33,780 --> 00:36:36,780 out of his mind, and he would disappear. 726 00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:40,020 And so I think he said they were in Dallas, 727 00:36:40,020 --> 00:36:44,100 and Sharon put out an APB on Ozzy 728 00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:45,600 because he'd been gone for a few days, 729 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,460 and the concert was at night. 730 00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:51,900 And she's like, oh shit, man, everybody, you know, 731 00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,840 let everybody know, find Ozzy. 732 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,900 Yeah, he's got a concert tonight, we need him to be here. 733 00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:59,140 So Ozzy shows up at the hotel room, 734 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,220 and his head was shaved, 735 00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:07,580 and Sharon comes in the room, what the fuck? 736 00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:08,780 Ozzy, what the hell did you do? 737 00:37:08,780 --> 00:37:10,380 And he's like muttering shit. 738 00:37:10,380 --> 00:37:11,580 They couldn't even tell. 739 00:37:11,580 --> 00:37:13,920 He is illegible. 740 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,800 They could not tell what the fuck he was saying. 741 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,700 He was fucked out of his mind. 742 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,600 So then Ozzy, watch this. 743 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,340 He runs over, and he grabs his wig, 744 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:27,640 and he throws it on his head and says, problem solved. 745 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,140 So Sharon's like, you wear that fucking wig, 746 00:37:30,140 --> 00:37:32,980 and you wear it every time you have a concert 747 00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:34,520 till your hair grows back. 748 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,380 You're a rock star, and you need your fucking hair. 749 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:40,120 So they're getting ready to go out on stage 750 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,020 just a few hours later. 751 00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:44,820 Brad Gillis looks back, and Ozzy pulls his wig off, 752 00:37:44,820 --> 00:37:46,720 and he grabs one of those little ketchup bottles 753 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:51,060 that you get with your food at a hotel room service. 754 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:55,100 Takes the ketchup, and he pours it all over his head. 755 00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:56,440 And Brad's like, oh fuck, 756 00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:01,600 this concert's gonna go like shit, wow, fuck. 757 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:06,440 So he's like, why am I here, fuck, I shouldn't, 758 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,240 he's like thinking about having fantasies 759 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,820 about doing Night Ranger, you know. 760 00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:14,080 And so, anyhow, Ozzy goes out, 761 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,980 and I guess he just had the fucking hell of a concert, 762 00:38:16,980 --> 00:38:18,780 just fucking rips the place up. 763 00:38:18,780 --> 00:38:20,260 People are going nuts. 764 00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:24,700 They said like maybe three songs left in the whole set, 765 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:27,500 and suddenly Ozzy pulls his fucking wig off, 766 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:29,340 and all that ketchup looked like blood 767 00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:30,640 pouring down his head. 768 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,040 And people thought he ripped his fucking hair 769 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,980 off of his head, and that was a bloody scalp. 770 00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:39,440 And he said that the audience went from, yeah, Ozzy, 771 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,740 to oh my god, what the hell? 772 00:38:41,740 --> 00:38:44,680 And people like running, vomiting, fucking screaming. 773 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:49,680 Maybe, maybe Jakey Lee got sick of shit like that, right? 774 00:38:58,860 --> 00:39:01,600 Me, I would've ate that shit up. 775 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,100 I'd be like, oh my god, 776 00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:04,660 and then Ozzy pulled his hair off. 777 00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:05,500 What? 778 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,440 Yeah, he pulled his hair off, 779 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,540 and there was blood everywhere. 780 00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:11,780 He had long hair, but he pulled it all off, 781 00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:12,700 and there's blood everywhere, 782 00:39:12,700 --> 00:39:14,840 and then people go, man dude, how many mushrooms did you do? 783 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,580 Tell me the truth, did you swallow some acid? 784 00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:18,140 No, I'm serious. 785 00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:23,220 No, wait a second, that was about the time 786 00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:25,720 Ozzy pissed on Alamo too. 787 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:27,820 Yeah, he went on a binge. 788 00:39:27,820 --> 00:39:29,920 It was about that time, yeah. 789 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:30,760 And that was it. 790 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:31,600 He notoriously. 791 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,820 I was in Texas. 792 00:39:33,820 --> 00:39:36,800 He notoriously went crazy after Randy's death. 793 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,460 He notoriously went crazy. 794 00:39:38,460 --> 00:39:39,740 He was already a partier, 795 00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:42,740 but he was just fucked out of his mind after Randy's death. 796 00:39:42,740 --> 00:39:44,000 He was like, you know, he was. 797 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000 He went off the rails. 798 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,040 Yeah, he went off the rails. 799 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,280 He was eaten up with sorrow. 800 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,740 He didn't know what to do. 801 00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:51,620 The only thing he knew what to do was be outlandish and crazy, 802 00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:53,180 and that's what he did. 803 00:39:53,180 --> 00:39:55,220 So, yeah. 804 00:39:55,220 --> 00:39:56,860 He was good at it. 805 00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:58,780 Yeah, yes he was. 806 00:39:58,780 --> 00:40:00,580 So, I would love, 807 00:40:00,580 --> 00:40:02,520 I cannot find footage of that anywhere, 808 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,300 but I would love to have footage of that. 809 00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:05,420 So, anyone out there, 810 00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:07,500 if you know where I get footage of that, 811 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,960 let me know. 812 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,000 I want to see this. 813 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,340 I want to see him pull his alleged hair off 814 00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:15,800 and blood run all over his scalp, 815 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:19,040 and I want to see the look of the audience when he does this. 816 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,480 So, anyhow. 817 00:40:21,940 --> 00:40:24,680 I also have a little bit more music news, if you will. 818 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:25,720 Is that okay, Rob? 819 00:40:26,820 --> 00:40:27,920 Yeah, yeah. 820 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:28,980 Okay. 821 00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:30,980 In a new interview with Rock of Nations 822 00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:34,860 with Dave Kitchin and Shane McHern, 823 00:40:34,860 --> 00:40:38,660 founding Judas Priest guitarist, Kenneth K.K. Downing, 824 00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:41,800 was asked about the possibility of him ever rejoining 825 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:45,340 his former bandmates on stage in the future. 826 00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:46,160 He said- 827 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,060 I read that story. 828 00:40:47,060 --> 00:40:48,300 Oh, you did? 829 00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:49,140 Well, it's- 830 00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:49,980 No, go ahead. 831 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:50,800 Okay. 832 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,640 I want you to use it. 833 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:52,780 Oh, okay. 834 00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:53,640 Go for it. 835 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:57,220 All right, it's transcribed by blabbermouth.net. 836 00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:59,620 Well, I asked them if they want me to step back 837 00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:02,720 into a role of a couple of times in writing, 838 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:05,560 and the answer came back, no. 839 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,960 So it is what it is. 840 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,600 And then I went, okay, fine. 841 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,760 Then I will start a new band that's what I've done 842 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,720 with, it's named K.K.'s Priest. 843 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:18,200 And now I'm pretty happy, really, because I've rediscovered. 844 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,900 I mean, I used to write all the material for the band 845 00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:23,580 back in the late 60s, early 70s, 846 00:41:23,580 --> 00:41:25,100 and I forgot what it was like to be. 847 00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:29,660 It's kind of nice to put material down 848 00:41:29,660 --> 00:41:33,340 and just say what goes on and what doesn't yourself. 849 00:41:33,340 --> 00:41:36,980 Without having to collaborate and everything takes along, 850 00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:39,880 it's great to just get on with it. 851 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,640 Downing went on to say that he is particularly disappointed 852 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:47,160 that fellow founding priest member, Ian Hill, the bassist, 853 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,260 has seemingly decided against having K.K. rejoin the group. 854 00:41:51,180 --> 00:41:53,740 Honestly, the worst thing about the whole thing 855 00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:55,860 is that Ian has denied me the opportunity 856 00:41:55,860 --> 00:41:58,220 to step back into the band, he said. 857 00:41:58,220 --> 00:42:00,260 I mean, we went to kindergarten together. 858 00:42:00,260 --> 00:42:01,460 We were like brothers. 859 00:42:01,460 --> 00:42:03,560 We spent many years at the back of the bus 860 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,900 complaining about everybody else. 861 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:09,780 I always thought it was me and him for many years, 862 00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:12,280 but I just don't know how that can happen. 863 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,740 Like I say, and Rob Halford, who was a vocalist, 864 00:42:15,740 --> 00:42:17,620 left the band for 14 years. 865 00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:20,300 And when I was instrumental in inviting him back 866 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:23,340 into the band, how can he deny me the opportunity 867 00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:25,540 to go on stage and play my songs? 868 00:42:25,540 --> 00:42:28,860 They're saying, we're gonna do it, but you can't. 869 00:42:28,860 --> 00:42:31,480 Because Ian and Rob never wrote any of the music 870 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,100 for this band. 871 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:38,100 Well, I tell you why they invited Rob Halford back 872 00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:41,260 after 14 years and after he really kind of just stepped down 873 00:42:41,260 --> 00:42:44,460 out of nowhere, because he was mad at the record label 874 00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:47,820 for telling him to tone down the Judas Priest brand 875 00:42:47,820 --> 00:42:48,820 and all that. 876 00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:51,940 Okay, and he very famously just took off 877 00:42:51,940 --> 00:42:53,260 and he didn't tell the band or anything. 878 00:42:53,260 --> 00:42:55,380 He did a press conference. 879 00:42:55,380 --> 00:42:57,260 And for what I understand, he didn't tell the band 880 00:42:57,260 --> 00:42:59,200 and the band was like, what the fuck? 881 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,500 Did Old Lead Singer just quit on live TV 882 00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:03,820 and didn't tell us? 883 00:43:03,820 --> 00:43:05,540 And there's a lot of hard feelings. 884 00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:07,980 Quite frankly, the reason Rob Halford was invited 885 00:43:07,980 --> 00:43:11,380 back into the band is because they were not selling 886 00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:12,220 without him. 887 00:43:14,060 --> 00:43:17,220 And when he came back into the band, no big surprise. 888 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:20,860 They were selling records and they were selling concerts. 889 00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:23,820 So that's why Rob Halford's back in the band. 890 00:43:23,820 --> 00:43:27,820 The reason KK Downing's not in the band is probably money. 891 00:43:27,820 --> 00:43:32,060 They have Richie Faulkner doing the same thing he did 892 00:43:32,060 --> 00:43:34,500 and he's probably not making nearly as much 893 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:38,920 as KK Downing, who was a founding member, was making. 894 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,320 So it's probably that right there. 895 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,380 And as we all know, the piece of the pie isn't nearly 896 00:43:44,380 --> 00:43:48,860 as big as it used to be for any 70s, 80s metal band. 897 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:50,300 It's just not there. 898 00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:53,780 So they're probably looking at it as a monetary reason 899 00:43:53,780 --> 00:43:56,420 and that's probably the long and the short of it. 900 00:43:56,420 --> 00:43:59,820 And I don't blame KK for taking it personal, 901 00:43:59,820 --> 00:44:02,100 but I guess it's business, right? 902 00:44:03,260 --> 00:44:04,100 Right. 903 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:04,920 Yep. 904 00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:10,340 So anyhow, that was the other music news that I had 905 00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:12,460 and we will be right back after this. 906 00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:17,460 Two tool bags and a socket wrench will be right back. 907 00:44:21,740 --> 00:44:25,220 Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass 908 00:44:25,220 --> 00:44:27,760 with politically correct wash rags. 909 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,580 Two douche bags and a microphone invade your ear holes 910 00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:33,940 in three, two, one. 911 00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:37,540 All aware of the Amber Alert, right? 912 00:44:37,540 --> 00:44:39,380 Well, get rid of your disinfectants 913 00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:40,880 and rubber bed spreads, kids. 914 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,860 It's the all new Amber Heard Alert system. 915 00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:46,900 This fantastic early warning device helps one stay dry 916 00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:49,980 and rid of all those annoying mattress invoices. 917 00:44:49,980 --> 00:44:52,820 Simply hook up to child under six or psychopath 918 00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:55,100 and wait for the running water sound. 919 00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:57,460 This clever machine has three distinct settings, 920 00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:58,940 babbling brook, ocean waves, 921 00:44:58,940 --> 00:45:01,740 and roaring river for those close call. 922 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:15,060 Order today and get a free Cinnabon Renuzen cartridge. 923 00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:18,380 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 924 00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:21,140 It's strange insults from an alien. 925 00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:23,020 Real hilarity. 926 00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,780 You are just like a cloud. 927 00:45:24,780 --> 00:45:44,780 It's a beautiful day when you disappear. 928 00:45:44,780 --> 00:45:46,580 All right, two douche bags and a microphone. 929 00:45:46,580 --> 00:45:48,340 I am Mark. 930 00:45:48,340 --> 00:45:49,660 And I am Rob. 931 00:45:49,660 --> 00:45:53,060 All right, something I'd like to note really quick. 932 00:45:53,060 --> 00:45:56,540 And do you have some stuff you want to go into, Rob? 933 00:45:56,540 --> 00:45:59,140 Well, I was going to get to my wild west hiking. 934 00:45:59,140 --> 00:46:00,380 Okay, that's cool. 935 00:46:00,380 --> 00:46:02,940 Hang on one minute. Let me mention this. 936 00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:05,660 Okay, on the podcast, there's a couple of things. 937 00:46:05,660 --> 00:46:08,580 I did away with two douche bags and microphone dot net, 938 00:46:08,580 --> 00:46:11,060 and there are some people that relied on it. 939 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:14,920 I hope they will be able to find our program 940 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,540 without having any of that website, 941 00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:19,020 because that website was virtually useless 942 00:46:19,020 --> 00:46:21,660 except for the so many people that went there, 943 00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:24,540 which wasn't that big of an amount of people. 944 00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:28,420 And so that is gone for now. 945 00:46:28,420 --> 00:46:30,900 I still retained the name. 946 00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:34,740 I still own the name, two douche bags and microphone dot net. 947 00:46:34,740 --> 00:46:38,220 But honestly, I could not get anything to work right on it. 948 00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:40,740 And until I get a webmaster or something 949 00:46:40,740 --> 00:46:43,380 or someone that knows a little bit more about it than me, 950 00:46:43,380 --> 00:46:44,740 it's going to remain like this. 951 00:46:44,740 --> 00:46:46,900 It's not going to be in existence, 952 00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:49,340 because it just frankly is not getting it done. 953 00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:52,340 I had to come up with a different email address, 954 00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:54,260 because that one would never come through for me. 955 00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:56,340 People tell me, hey, did you get my list? 956 00:46:56,340 --> 00:46:57,100 I'm like, what list? 957 00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:58,780 And I go, well, I sent it to two douche bags 958 00:46:58,780 --> 00:47:01,140 and microphone dot net on their website. 959 00:47:01,140 --> 00:47:02,220 I'm like, no, I didn't get it, 960 00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:03,740 like everything else I didn't get. 961 00:47:03,740 --> 00:47:07,580 So that is off the table for now. 962 00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:08,580 It might come back later. 963 00:47:08,580 --> 00:47:10,340 It probably will come back later. 964 00:47:10,340 --> 00:47:12,460 But right now it's gone, because it quite simply 965 00:47:12,460 --> 00:47:15,140 is not performing what I needed it to. 966 00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:18,460 And number two, I changed the description of the program. 967 00:47:18,460 --> 00:47:22,860 It was grabbing the fun that life gives out for free. 968 00:47:22,860 --> 00:47:26,020 But now it talks about what we really are. 969 00:47:26,020 --> 00:47:30,380 And what we are is a topical-based program 970 00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:36,180 with odd news stories and skits and bits reminiscent 971 00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:41,860 of a morning show, only we get to be a lot ruder and cruder, 972 00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:47,580 because we are not bound by the FCC rules that 973 00:47:47,580 --> 00:47:50,420 governs radio. 974 00:47:50,420 --> 00:47:51,940 I can't even say that right. 975 00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:54,020 So I changed the description. 976 00:47:54,020 --> 00:47:56,220 I hope you typed it right. 977 00:47:56,220 --> 00:47:58,900 I probably didn't, because I probably 978 00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:02,820 spelt it just like I spoke it, which people look and go, 979 00:48:02,820 --> 00:48:04,020 what the fuck does that mean? 980 00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:04,700 And then they went on. 981 00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:06,460 They go, oh, well, I still like the program, 982 00:48:06,460 --> 00:48:09,660 even though he's an idiot. 983 00:48:09,660 --> 00:48:12,140 Hey, that's what makes it so. 984 00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:13,740 Yeah. 985 00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:16,740 Yeah, the governor-embodied FCC does not 986 00:48:16,740 --> 00:48:20,860 govern us on the internet. 987 00:48:20,860 --> 00:48:23,700 So that's what I was trying to say, or something like that, 988 00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:24,700 or something. 989 00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:29,580 So now we turn our attention to Rob and his brand new segment. 990 00:48:29,580 --> 00:48:33,500 Rob, the floor is yours. 991 00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:40,420 Wild West hygiene practices that are best left in the past. 992 00:48:40,420 --> 00:48:44,140 Wild West was an era full of rugged cowboys, 993 00:48:44,140 --> 00:48:47,980 untamed spirits, and trailblazing pioneers 994 00:48:47,980 --> 00:48:51,420 who etched their names in American history. 995 00:48:51,420 --> 00:48:57,700 Amongst the legends and lore, one aspect 996 00:48:57,700 --> 00:49:02,700 remains mysterious, their hygiene habits. 997 00:49:02,700 --> 00:49:06,100 Imagine a world devoured of running water 998 00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:11,740 and modern bathrooms where cleanliness were lack thereof. 999 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:13,820 Had a whole new meaning. 1000 00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:17,300 Brace yourself for a journey as we uncover 1001 00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:20,660 the unsettling yet strangely fascinating 1002 00:49:20,660 --> 00:49:25,700 practices of hygiene practices that were common not 1003 00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:28,540 that long ago. 1004 00:49:28,540 --> 00:49:32,420 First one, lard soap, whiskey, and pencils 1005 00:49:32,420 --> 00:49:36,060 were all used in women's hair. 1006 00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:37,660 Wow. 1007 00:49:37,660 --> 00:49:41,860 Hair care in the Wild West took an intriguing turn. 1008 00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:44,860 Forget the fragrant shampoos we know today. 1009 00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:49,580 Back then, it was all about lard and lice soap bars 1010 00:49:49,580 --> 00:49:52,460 that were scentless and practical. 1011 00:49:52,460 --> 00:49:54,980 But wait, there's more. 1012 00:49:54,980 --> 00:49:59,340 Some daring individuals turned to an unconventional blend 1013 00:49:59,340 --> 00:50:03,340 of whiskey and castor oil to clean and condition 1014 00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:05,180 their tresses. 1015 00:50:05,180 --> 00:50:07,620 Talk about a wild hair care cocktail. 1016 00:50:07,620 --> 00:50:08,900 OK. 1017 00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:12,660 And how did women style their hair during that time? 1018 00:50:12,660 --> 00:50:14,580 With pencils, of course. 1019 00:50:14,580 --> 00:50:17,060 They'd wrap their locks around a pencil 1020 00:50:17,060 --> 00:50:20,700 and hope it looked curly and cute after. 1021 00:50:20,700 --> 00:50:23,260 Hm. 1022 00:50:23,260 --> 00:50:27,700 And on our next podcast, I'll have the next one. 1023 00:50:27,700 --> 00:50:29,700 All right. 1024 00:50:29,700 --> 00:50:32,700 Just, yeah, I'll get a few podcasts out of this. 1025 00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:33,700 OK. 1026 00:50:33,700 --> 00:50:34,700 Cool. 1027 00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:37,700 I like that. 1028 00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:38,700 That was interesting. 1029 00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:39,700 Yeah. 1030 00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:40,700 Yeah. 1031 00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:41,700 OK. 1032 00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:42,700 Let's see. 1033 00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:43,700 Do you have any other stories? 1034 00:50:43,700 --> 00:50:44,700 You said you had a few stories. 1035 00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:45,700 Let's see. 1036 00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:46,700 Let me, oh, yeah. 1037 00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:47,700 Hey. 1038 00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:48,700 Let me run back. 1039 00:50:48,700 --> 00:50:49,700 It's right here. 1040 00:50:49,700 --> 00:50:50,700 Let me run back real quick. 1041 00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:51,700 OK. 1042 00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:52,700 Hm. 1043 00:50:52,700 --> 00:51:04,700 And that's a quick one. 1044 00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:05,700 OK. 1045 00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:10,700 Well, it was a lot longer. 1046 00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:13,700 I'm going to shorten it up a lot. 1047 00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:14,700 OK. 1048 00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:20,700 The musician Bill Collins called the greatest drummer of all time. 1049 00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:21,700 OK. 1050 00:51:21,700 --> 00:51:28,700 Although there were more than a few licks that Collins had picked up from artists like 1051 00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:35,700 John Bonham and Ginger Baker behind the kit, Buddy Rich may be one of the most evident 1052 00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:38,700 influences on his style. 1053 00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:45,700 Whereas both Baker and Bonham were going for a sound that felt somewhere between a drummer 1054 00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:54,700 and a feral amul, Collins' approach was most clinically precise, making songs that had 1055 00:51:54,700 --> 00:52:01,700 power without sacrificing brutal force for the sake of composition. 1056 00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:05,700 So his favorite drummer was Buddy Rich. 1057 00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:06,700 OK. 1058 00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:08,700 Buddy Rich was a very good drummer. 1059 00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:12,700 That's where he takes a lot of his style from. 1060 00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:14,700 Well, I could see that. 1061 00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:20,700 Well, that's where he gets a lot of it. 1062 00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:21,700 OK. 1063 00:52:21,700 --> 00:52:22,700 OK, cool. 1064 00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:23,700 All right. 1065 00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:24,700 Well, let's see. 1066 00:52:24,700 --> 00:52:35,700 I've got a little story here about John Bon Jovi. 1067 00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:37,700 All right, cool. 1068 00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:43,700 Well, I mean, I know we did music when it was a little bit ago, but anyhow, I just now 1069 00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:44,700 found it. 1070 00:52:44,700 --> 00:52:47,700 I knew I had it here somewhere, but I just now located it. 1071 00:52:47,700 --> 00:52:50,700 So I'm going to go into it now because I think it needs mentioned. 1072 00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:51,700 OK. 1073 00:52:51,700 --> 00:52:52,700 OK. 1074 00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:55,700 John Bon Jovi is not your typical rock star. 1075 00:52:55,700 --> 00:53:02,700 John Bon Jovi has been happily married to his high school sweetheart for 37 years. 1076 00:53:02,700 --> 00:53:08,700 Bon Jovi has a sole foundation that has donated half a million dollars to build houses for 1077 00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:10,700 the homeless. 1078 00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:14,700 It builds new homes for veterans in Washington, D.C. 1079 00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:19,700 The project has taken 10 years to complete with help from the nonprofit Help USA, whose 1080 00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:25,700 goal is to tackle the issue of homelessness in the United States. 1081 00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:29,700 Bon Jovi not only donates his money, but time as well. 1082 00:53:29,700 --> 00:53:36,700 He takes his spare time and actually helps build homes for his charity and other charities, 1083 00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:40,700 and mainly for veterans. 1084 00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:42,700 Yeah, he does. 1085 00:53:42,700 --> 00:53:43,700 Yeah. 1086 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:51,700 Yeah, I think that deserves a mention because to have a person doing that in a world that 1087 00:53:51,700 --> 00:53:56,700 we live in is gold, but it never gets talked about. 1088 00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:59,700 You hear about the guy slapping the piss out of his girlfriend? 1089 00:53:59,700 --> 00:54:01,700 That gets talked about to no end on TMZ. 1090 00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:08,700 John Bon Jovi being such a credible guy and doing this never gets talked about on TMZ. 1091 00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:13,700 And I'll tell you what, this is a good guy here, and I can compare it to something right 1092 00:54:13,700 --> 00:54:14,700 here. 1093 00:54:14,700 --> 00:54:19,700 What I wrote here, meanwhile, Nikki Sixx is still looking for his car keys and bad mouth 1094 00:54:19,700 --> 00:54:23,700 in McMar's, Vince Neil and John Karabi. 1095 00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:31,700 While John Bon Jovi has been married to his high school sweetheart for all these years, 1096 00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:37,700 and he raised all this money for the homeless veterans, and he helps build their houses 1097 00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:41,700 in his spare time instead of getting into lawsuits. 1098 00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:46,700 Well, he owns a restaurant where he treats people for free too. 1099 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:48,700 Oh yeah, I forgot about that. 1100 00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:50,700 Yeah, that's true. 1101 00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:51,700 Yeah. 1102 00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:56,700 And so anyhow, John Bon Jovi, we salute you. 1103 00:54:56,700 --> 00:54:58,700 Kudos, Mr. Bon Jovi. 1104 00:54:58,700 --> 00:54:59,700 Kudos. 1105 00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:00,700 Good job. 1106 00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:05,700 And finally, but not least on this podcast before we go to the next one. 1107 00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:12,700 The streets of a Portuguese town ran red when two vats at a local distillery burst and released 1108 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:17,700 nearly 600,000 gallons of red wine. 1109 00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:21,700 Photos and videos captured by witnesses show the red wine flowing through the streets of 1110 00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:30,700 São Lourenço de Paul, which is a city in Portugal. 1111 00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:36,700 The still unnamed distillery said there were no injuries and they assume full responsibility 1112 00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:41,700 of the spill and will clean up all affected areas and repair any damages that occurred 1113 00:55:41,700 --> 00:55:44,700 during the accident. 1114 00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:51,700 There is no word on drunken animals or humans during the spill, but at least this distillery, 1115 00:55:51,700 --> 00:55:58,700 who has not been named, is going to ante up and is going to take care of everything that 1116 00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:01,700 was hurt during their spill. 1117 00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:03,700 Oh, that's good. 1118 00:56:03,700 --> 00:56:04,700 Yeah, so good for them. 1119 00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:09,700 They took responsibility and they andied up and said, we're going to do whatever it takes 1120 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:17,700 to fix this problem and we're sorry and you know, whatever. 1121 00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:19,700 So that's cool. 1122 00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:27,700 So anyhow, like I said, that's the last story on this podcast, but I think we're getting 1123 00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:28,700 ready. 1124 00:56:28,700 --> 00:56:30,700 Are you wanting to do another one tonight or not, Rob? 1125 00:56:30,700 --> 00:56:32,700 Yeah, we can. 1126 00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:33,700 All righty then. 1127 00:56:33,700 --> 00:56:35,700 So, all right, everybody. 1128 00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:39,700 We will see you on this next podcast, but the next podcast that we're getting ready 1129 00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:41,700 to do, you won't get for a few days. 1130 00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:46,700 So as a matter of fact, you won't get this podcast right now for probably a day or so. 1131 00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:51,700 So got to have some editing done and little ha ha's and goof goofs and stuff like this 1132 00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:55,700 put in there and then then we wrap it up in a little bow and we shove it straight up your 1133 00:56:55,700 --> 00:56:56,700 ass, right? 1134 00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:59,700 The stuff that really makes you laugh. 1135 00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:00,700 Yes. 1136 00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:01,700 Yeah. 1137 00:57:01,700 --> 00:57:02,700 Yeah. 1138 00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:04,700 Not our banter, not our not our semi-quick with banter. 1139 00:57:04,700 --> 00:57:11,700 Oh, speaking of ass, the Harry Asshole Olympics, we're going to take what a couple of week 1140 00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:12,700 hiatus, right? 1141 00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:15,700 Oh, if you want. 1142 00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:16,700 Yeah. 1143 00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:19,700 How about this podcast and then this next one coming up? 1144 00:57:19,700 --> 00:57:24,700 We stay away from the Harry Asshole Olympics and then we bring them back in dramatic fashion 1145 00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:26,700 in two podcasts from now. 1146 00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:27,700 All right. 1147 00:57:27,700 --> 00:57:28,700 Sounds good. 1148 00:57:28,700 --> 00:57:35,700 OK, and I will introduce my wild card because I think I know who it is now. 1149 00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:37,700 You may need. 1150 00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:39,700 Yeah, you you can't need it. 1151 00:57:39,700 --> 00:57:42,700 OK, I think I got the guy wrong. 1152 00:57:42,700 --> 00:57:46,700 You have three in one band. 1153 00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:49,700 I have six in one band. 1154 00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:51,700 OK, this guy. 1155 00:57:51,700 --> 00:57:54,700 And I also have a wild card. 1156 00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:55,700 OK. 1157 00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:57,700 But at this point, I don't think I need. 1158 00:57:57,700 --> 00:58:04,700 Oh, now we do have two in reserve that are waiting that have been pushed through to the 1159 00:58:04,700 --> 00:58:05,700 final. 1160 00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:06,700 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1161 00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:07,700 That's right. 1162 00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:08,700 They were shit. 1163 00:58:08,700 --> 00:58:13,700 Rob Zombie and who was yours? 1164 00:58:13,700 --> 00:58:16,700 Let me find that. 1165 00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:18,700 Danny Cario. 1166 00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:20,700 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1167 00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:21,700 OK. 1168 00:58:21,700 --> 00:58:22,700 OK. 1169 00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:28,700 So we get down to the final four attacks with final six. 1170 00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:29,700 OK. 1171 00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:30,700 Let's see. 1172 00:58:30,700 --> 00:58:43,700 I got to look this guy up and make sure he didn't change his look too much. 1173 00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:45,700 Because if he changes look too much. 1174 00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:48,700 No, he did not. 1175 00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:52,700 This guy could win it all, but I can't tell you who it is. 1176 00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:57,700 Yeah, I hope they don't change it. 1177 00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:58,700 No, he did not. 1178 00:58:58,700 --> 00:59:00,700 I just looked him up. 1179 00:59:00,700 --> 00:59:01,700 He is not. 1180 00:59:01,700 --> 00:59:03,700 No, no, no, no, no. 1181 00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:04,700 You wait. 1182 00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:06,700 This guy's tough as nails, dude. 1183 00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:07,700 All right. 1184 00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:08,700 OK. 1185 00:59:08,700 --> 00:59:09,700 Let me ask you this. 1186 00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:13,700 On any of your wild cards, do you have a musician? 1187 00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:14,700 Yes. 1188 00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:15,700 You do? 1189 00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:16,700 Yes. 1190 00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:19,700 Oh, shit. 1191 00:59:19,700 --> 00:59:22,700 We may have gotten the same guy. 1192 00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:24,700 Hmm. 1193 00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:28,700 Should we figure it out right now or not? 1194 00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:29,700 No. 1195 00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:30,700 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1196 00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:32,700 We're going to wait until they go head to head. 1197 00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:38,700 And if we have the same guy, then that guy moves to the final round, right? 1198 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,700 Oh, definitely. 1199 00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:41,700 OK. 1200 00:59:41,700 --> 00:59:42,700 I'm worried. 1201 00:59:42,700 --> 00:59:43,700 I'm worried. 1202 00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:45,700 That would probably become the final three at that point. 1203 00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:46,700 Yes. 1204 00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:47,700 I'm worried. 1205 00:59:47,700 --> 00:59:49,700 I'm worried that we may have the same guy. 1206 00:59:49,700 --> 00:59:55,700 That's how I had to refresh what I was doing to make sure that he still looks like he did. 1207 00:59:55,700 --> 00:59:56,700 And he does. 1208 00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:57,700 Yeah, I see. 1209 00:59:57,700 --> 00:59:58,700 I may need to do that, too. 1210 00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:00,700 I may need to do that, too. 1211 01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:01,700 OK. 1212 01:00:01,700 --> 01:00:02,700 Well, take a look. 1213 01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:04,700 Because my bad is, guy, for a few weeks. 1214 01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:05,700 OK. 1215 01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:08,700 And this guy's been around for a while, right? 1216 01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:09,700 Yep. 1217 01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:15,700 I bet it's the same guy. 1218 01:00:15,700 --> 01:00:16,700 Hmm. 1219 01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:17,700 Oh, well. 1220 01:00:17,700 --> 01:00:18,700 You know what? 1221 01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:19,700 If that is the case. 1222 01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:27,700 I bet it's not, because it's not somebody you would expect out of my mouth. 1223 01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:29,700 Hmm. 1224 01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:30,700 OK. 1225 01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:35,700 Well, this isn't somebody you'd expect out of my mouth, either. 1226 01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:39,700 I've never overtouted them as an influencer, even really liked that band that much. 1227 01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:40,700 I mean, they were good. 1228 01:00:40,700 --> 01:00:41,700 They were OK. 1229 01:00:41,700 --> 01:00:47,700 But as a matter of fact, you know, no, I can't say that. 1230 01:00:47,700 --> 01:00:48,700 It'll give it away. 1231 01:00:48,700 --> 01:00:49,700 No, don't. 1232 01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:50,700 Yeah. 1233 01:00:50,700 --> 01:00:51,700 Yeah, don't. 1234 01:00:51,700 --> 01:00:52,700 Don't. 1235 01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:53,700 Don't. 1236 01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:54,700 I'm leaving alone. 1237 01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:55,700 You know what? 1238 01:00:55,700 --> 01:00:56,700 We'll find out in two weeks. 1239 01:00:56,700 --> 01:00:57,700 We'll find out. 1240 01:00:57,700 --> 01:00:58,700 All right. 1241 01:00:58,700 --> 01:01:00,700 Everybody have a good night, and we'll be right back with the second podcast. 1242 01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:03,700 But you won't hear that until a few days after you hear this one. 1243 01:01:03,700 --> 01:01:04,700 So anyhow, have a good night. 1244 01:01:04,700 --> 01:01:05,700 Thank you for listening. 1245 01:01:05,700 --> 01:01:06,700 Go to the Daily Kitchen. 1246 01:01:06,700 --> 01:01:07,700 Great place. 1247 01:01:07,700 --> 01:01:08,700 Rob, you going to say good night? 1248 01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:09,700 Good night. 1249 01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:10,700 Good night. 1250 01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:11,700 Hey, where'd everybody go? 1251 01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:12,700 Where are the douchebags? 1252 01:01:12,700 --> 01:01:13,700 Hmm. 1253 01:01:13,700 --> 01:01:14,700 Oh, my God. 1254 01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:15,700 Someone took a dump in the corner. 1255 01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:34,700 Oh, geez. 1256 01:01:34,700 --> 01:01:49,700 Ugh, I'm glad they're gone. 1257 01:01:49,700 --> 01:01:53,700 Let's just hope they don't come back. 1258 01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:54,700 Phew. 1259 01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:55,700 Man, that smells.