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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man.

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You know what I could do if I was the garbage man?

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I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning and

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then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash

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screaming stop, halt.

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Yeah, that's what I'd love to do.

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Oh Lord, that man just saw a puppy in half.

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Hey there, don't worry, I have a clown nose.

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Oh no, that drunk guy just hit my child.

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It is okay, I have a clown nose.

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Clown nose, just put one on and you can do anything.

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Wanna run for office?

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Murder people in public?

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Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

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Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

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Grab one today and make magic happen.

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Please enjoy Brick Shithouse Energy Drink responsibly.

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It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.

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Hello, this is Two Douchebags and a microphone.

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I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright, well, just a minute ago Rob was telling me that he's kicking my ass on this hairy

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asshole Olympics, so evidently I've gotta go find a wild card that's gonna beat everybody's

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ass just so I can win this thing.

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I got my wild card already.

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I'm gonna find the guy.

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I'm gonna find the guy and he is gonna be the guy and there will never be another guy.

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You have seven.

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You have seven.

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I'm gonna get that guy and this guy is gonna dominate and I'm gonna stand back and laugh

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when he wipes everybody's ass out.

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He's out there.

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He's out there, the guy.

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He's out there.

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Okay Mark.

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Okay Mark.

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Yep, I am personally taking this challenge personally.

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I am taking this challenge personally.

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I am taking this challenge personally Rob.

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So, that's hairy asshole Olympics.

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That are first.

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You quit my ass.

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I know and you came back in a big way so now I have to answer.

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No, no, no.

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Now you have two, four, six.

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You have seven.

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And one of them is a cartoon character.

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I know and I'm proud of your cartoon character.

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Four, six, eight, ten, twelve.

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I have thirteen.

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I thought the cartoon character was awesome and I think that we could even go into a different

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segment like that.

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No, actually that's a good battle.

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I like that battle.

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We could say that in a sub-mine.

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Just saying.

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Okay, okay, alright.

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But, but, but as we agree today, I take you earlier today.

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Uh huh.

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And I sent you the copies of our list.

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Yes.

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I have two bands.

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Yes.

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We have one.

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I know.

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We agreed, we agreed that our next hairy ass Olympics two, my two bands will go up against

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each other.

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Yes.

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And then the final bands will be my band against yours.

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Yeah, against Alison Chaps.

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We agreed on that one.

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Yeah, I think that's the proper way to do it.

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I think that that will be the best way of doing it.

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Okay.

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Band wise, yeah.

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Yeah, band wise.

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Okay, cool.

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Three, three to one.

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Yeah, let's get rid of one.

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Yeah.

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One on one.

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Yes.

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So.

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And the rest, you're screwed buddy.

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I know, I know.

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I don't know, you got Zach.

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Well, let me ask you a question, Rob.

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You got Zach.

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Rob, I know Zach is a good solid one, but okay, I got one question, Rob.

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Can, am I allowed to come up with another wild card or not?

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Well, uh, we both agree.

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We both have wild cards at this point.

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Okay.

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Alright.

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Well, that's my only.

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It's not mentioned yet.

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Besides Zach.

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Bring him in.

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Bring him in.

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Okay.

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Alright.

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I got to find this guy first.

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I don't have him yet.

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When we go into the competition.

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Okay.

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I don't have the guy yet.

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I've got to find the guy.

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I've got to search the world far and wide to find this hairy asshole guy that's going

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to beat everybody.

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So.

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My number one.

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My, my, my.

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Yeah, my backup.

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Uh huh.

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I had him before I had Rosie O'Donnell.

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Rosie O'Donnell.

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So solid.

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A Rosie.

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That was my number one in this battle.

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But I had him as a backup in the last one and I just did not tell you.

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Oh, okay.

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And you're going to love it.

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Oh, I'm sure I will because man, dude, I don't know.

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I don't know how you dug these people up.

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My God.

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Right now, right now I'm standing behind Rob Zombie.

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Rob Zombie's a great one.

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This one could take him on.

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Okay.

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And he is from the rock world.

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Just saying.

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Okay.

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Man, I still like Kim Thal.

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Go ahead.

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Have you seen, look Google image Kim Thal.

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I did.

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I did.

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I did.

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I did.

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You're right.

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You're right.

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Kim Thal could take it even.

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It's a battle.

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It's a battle.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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So.

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You have not come out with your wild card yet.

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I know and I'm working on the wild card.

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I admittedly do not have it.

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And I know who my wild card is and it's going to blow your mind.

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All right.

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You're going to be surprised if the name came out of my mouth.

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Okay.

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Just saying.

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All right.

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Okay.

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Just start this shit.

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All righty.

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Well, I got a story here.

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Remember Marilyn Monroe?

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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On Friday, unanimous LA City Council vote temporarily halted a permit that had been

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issued to Glory of the Snow Trust, the current owners of the property of Brentwood, California

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in which Marilyn Monroe spent her last days.

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That would allow them to demolish the home and the actress purchased herself in 1962.

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During a press conference held shortly before Friday City Council meeting, council member

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Tracy Park spoke of the rush to save Marilyn's home saying, immediately my team and I sprung

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into action, but unfortunately the Department of Building and Safety issued a demolition

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permit before my team and I could fully intervene and get this issue resolved.

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According to Los Angeles Times, the motion presented to the council called for an immediate

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action to initiate consideration of the home as a city historic cultural monument.

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It further stated that this would not deprive the property owner of any rights, but said

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the historic and cultural merits of the property need to be assessed.

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This is a great win for the time being, Park told the Times.

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What is most important about what we achieved today is that we automatically and immediately

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triggered a temporary stay on all building permits while this matter is under consideration

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by the Cultural Heritage Commission and the City Council.

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A feature by House Beautiful on the importance of preserving this property highlights that

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Monroe bought the place after her psychiatrist urged her to put down roots.

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It may have been her attempt for a happier future, but Monroe tragically died in her

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home six months later as a result of a barbiturate overdose, allegedly done by the Kennedys.

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You know the Kennedys, Chapiquitic and all the other stuff, those guys, who would imagine

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that any Kennedy would be at the root of any type of controversy over a mistress dying?

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Who would have thought that?

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For many years, JFK, Marilyn Monroe was a known thing, even back in the day, back before

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we were born.

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Supposedly JFK and his dummy little brother, Robbie, were both fucking banging her.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't bring my name in here.

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Okay, how about Robert?

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Is Robert okay?

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Well, I'm Rob, no, it's our little brother.

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Okay, okay, JFK's dummy little brother was in...

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I'm having their shirts made.

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My name ain't going on this shit.

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It has nothing to do with Rob Rad.

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It was before I was born, how could my name go on it?

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Exactly.

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So, anyhow, who knows what the truth is?

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All I know is the rumors have been going on for a long time that they used to do a lot

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of cocaine and fucking gangbanger back there, wherever, the Oval Office or whatever the

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fuck, but who knows if that's true.

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Everybody, it's on the internet.

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Do your research.

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All we know is all three of them are dead.

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Do your research.

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One of them by Borbichwitz overdose and the other two were shot.

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So...

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Which we cannot prove, that's why I'm saying do your research.

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Yes, exactly.

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And everything that I say that comes out of my mouth, granted, is parody.

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I'm just having fun.

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I'm just some idiot with a microphone just having fun.

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And don't take...

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And honestly, Mark has been known to catch me at that.

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If you listen, he catches me all the time.

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So, because I'm growing into this.

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I gotta watch what I say.

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We tell you, we are not to be believed.

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No.

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But, if we're reading stories off the internet, which I believe you can tell whether we're

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doing or not.

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Yeah.

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If we're reading off the internet, that means you can go to the internet and find out.

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Exactly.

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And if nothing else, we'll tell you.

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And everything that I speak about with the Kennedys and all that stuff is stuff that

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I've read on the internet.

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And that's why I say, maybe it's true, maybe it's not.

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Considering the source, I would tend to believe it, but who knows.

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Okay, here we go again.

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Rob Radd's opinion.

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Bing, bing, bing.

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I kinda like the Kennedys.

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I kinda like the Kennedys.

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Did you?

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Their history, yeah.

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I mean, I think if they were allowed to work it up, I think it's where Donald Trump is

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today.

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If he was allowed to work it to where this country could be, where it could be, without

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interference, we'd be alright.

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But Donald Trump cannot do it without interference.

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Nobody can.

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Nobody can do it without interference.

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The thing about American politics right now is it's so polarizing.

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So polarizing that people can't put it down.

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Everybody's screwed at this point.

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Everybody in the running is screwed at this point.

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You know, yeah, I'm just gonna stay as far away from all that as I can.

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Yeah, I am too.

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That's as far as I'm taking it.

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People love who you love.

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Vote for who you vote for.

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Free country does that.

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So what do you do?

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I don't care if it's Trump.

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I don't care if it's Biden.

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I don't care if it's Juan De Santos.

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I don't care if it's Pelosi.

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Whoever is running, vote for who you want.

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Yes.

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And the only thing is this right here.

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Vote for who you want, but don't get mad at me for who I like.

268
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Exactly.

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I don't get mad at you for how you feel.

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Don't get mad at me for how I feel.

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And I think that's one of the things going on right now is people paint the other side

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as the arch enemy.

273
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There's a lot of people that are just in the middle going, man, this sucks.

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Okay.

275
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Can I put this in the open more?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, go ahead.

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You allow this?

279
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I think everybody will allow this.

280
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I don't like nobody at this point.

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You know, I get it.

282
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I get it.

283
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There's too much backstabbing.

284
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There's too much.

285
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Yeah, there's too much shit.

286
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We're running this country.

287
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Hey, how about hairy assholes?

288
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Quit worrying about who's...

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Who's screwing who?

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Hairy assholes.

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We're running this country.

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My answer to everything is...

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That's what us Americans need.

294
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My answer to everything, Rob...

295
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Okay, enough political.

296
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Let's move on.

297
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Yeah.

298
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My answer to everything is hairy asshole Olympics.

299
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Let's do it.

300
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All right.

301
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Well, here, I've got other stories.

302
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Anyhow, you know...

303
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You know, flamingos have been popping up in the most unusual places since Hurricane Adalia

304
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blew through parts of the US...

305
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Yeah, I've been watching that.

306
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I've been watching it.

307
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Yeah, in the US Southwest last week.

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In recent days, dozens of sightings have been reported from Texas to Florida, as far north

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as Pennsylvania, most states in between.

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And though flamingos can be found in parts of Florida, it's safe to say they don't frequently

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hang out further north in states such as Kentucky, Tennessee, and North and South Carolina.

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The birds likely got caught up in the Hurricane Adalia last week, according to Natty Swick...

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I don't know what kind of a name Natty is, but anyhow...

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The American Birding Association's digital communications manager.

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That's a fairly common phenomenon for birds, but not for flamingos.

316
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He said his name's Natty?

317
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Yeah, anyhow...

318
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We're seeing flamingos all over the place.

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We're seeing them in places we didn't expect them, Swick said.

320
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Elated bird watchers have been searching high and low for them, and then once the pair of

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birds were found in southern Ohio, sort of everything kind of broke loose.

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Ohio was the northernmost point for the flamingos as of Wednesday.

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That is until a pair of flamingos were sighted in southern Pennsylvania's Franklin County

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on Thursday morning.

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According to accounts on the American Birding Association's Rare Bird Alert Facebook page,

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there's been sightings in at least 10 states, Florida, Ohio, North and South Carolina, Virginia,

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Tennessee, Alabama, Texas, and Kentucky.

328
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I did not see any flamingos in Kentucky when I was there.

329
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Just to clear the air...

330
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I don't think you would.

331
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There was no pink flamingos in sight in Louisville area that I know of.

332
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Okay, okay.

333
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Well, has there been any photos?

334
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Yeah, they have photos all over the place in this article.

335
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They have photos?

336
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Yeah.

337
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All right.

338
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Yep.

339
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I even went over the pedestrian bridge on the Ohio River.

340
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There are no flamingos that I saw on the Ohio River or on the bridge.

341
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I've got a question for you.

342
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Yes.

343
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Just out of the blue.

344
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Okay.

345
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You shared pictures on Facebook.

346
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You were at a baseball game.

347
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No, it was a soccer game.

348
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Oh, it was a soccer game?

349
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What game was it?

350
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Okay, it was the Louisville Cardinals against the Kentucky Wildcats.

351
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It's a big rivalry because the schools are only about 40 or 50 miles apart.

352
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It was a very exciting game.

353
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It was really good.

354
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I thought you were at a football game.

355
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,960
No, you were at a soccer game.

356
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,520
You were at a truth football game.

357
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The football game I wanted to go to, but it was one day after we left.

358
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If we would have stayed there one more day.

359
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I just went out and took pictures of you and everybody in the stands.

360
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The Louisville School, the college there, is a very good basketball program, a very

361
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good soccer program, a decent football program, some decent baseball programs.

362
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They are a high-end college in America, and they're sought out.

363
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The football stadium I really wanted to go to, it holds 68,000 people.

364
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It's a brand new stadium.

365
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It's beautiful.

366
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I wanted to go to that, but one day late.

367
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We did get to go to the soccer game.

368
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Here's something about their soccer games.

369
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They're completely free.

370
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The college soccer games are free.

371
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Oh, cool.

372
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,800
Yeah, but it was extremely exciting.

373
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The school showing their colors.

374
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They got the band there, Kentucky and Louisville are arch rivals.

375
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They're bantering to each other.

376
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One of my brothers just moved from Louisville to Alabama.

377
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So yeah, I know.

378
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It was a fun game, and it was actually a soccer game, but it was a lot of fun.

379
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The pride is awesome out there at Louisville.

380
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It really is.

381
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It is.

382
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It's a lot of neat situation going on there at the school.

383
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I really enjoyed it.

384
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That school encompasses the whole town.

385
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You've been to Lawrence, right?

386
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Yeah.

387
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:48,760
Okay, you know Lawrence.

388
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,760
I used to do a lot of work in Lawrence.

389
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,760
Yeah, so did I.

390
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But that was in the 90s.

391
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Things were different.

392
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,760
Yeah.

393
00:19:55,760 --> 00:20:04,760
Well, anyhow, KU encompasses all of Lawrence, and that's why Louisville is the Louisville

394
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Cardinals.

395
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,840
It encompasses all of Louisville.

396
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:10,840
Yeah.

397
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:14,600
Louisville is considerably bigger than Lawrence, though.

398
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But it was just a fantastic place to go hang out and see relatives and a lot of good food.

399
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I'm glad you had a good time, man.

400
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Yeah, yeah.

401
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,080
And it wasn't 7th Street, it was 4th Street.

402
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I forgot.

403
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I have a picture of it.

404
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:35,040
Honestly, you took a week's vacation, so did I.

405
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,040
I know.

406
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,040
We're starting from scratch tonight, dude.

407
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,040
Yeah, yeah.

408
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,480
And I think you need vacations to reset.

409
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,480
Vacations are so important.

410
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:44,480
Yeah, we need it.

411
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,480
We need it.

412
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,480
We need to get our minds right.

413
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,480
Yes.

414
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,480
Yep, yep.

415
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:55,240
And I think I got my mind a little bit better than when it was when I left.

416
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,960
And it's not like I had anything big going on or nothing like that.

417
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It's just that I was just a little bit frazzled.

418
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And I got to center.

419
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,920
I got to see relatives.

420
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:11,000
I got to just go to a different part of town or a different part of the country and experience

421
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different things.

422
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:17,200
And that's one of the things that my old job that I got to say.

423
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,520
Look, I dog them all the time, right?

424
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And I have fun with it and everything.

425
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,860
But I have to say this.

426
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:26,160
I went out of town for them so many times.

427
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:31,120
And I really enjoyed myself on a lot of them because that's how I centered myself.

428
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,280
I had things that I did.

429
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,600
I didn't go to bars or nothing.

430
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,760
I would go to a good coffee house.

431
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,920
I would find out what their local food was.

432
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:38,920
I would try that out.

433
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,920
And it really was a lot of hard work.

434
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,280
Yes, but it was a lot of fun.

435
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,800
And I can't forget that.

436
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,560
Although I always give them shit and everything.

437
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,560
But you know what?

438
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,880
It was a great job for a lot of years.

439
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:57,240
And honestly, it's not that big a deal.

440
00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,400
I moved on and I'm doing great.

441
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,400
I'm fine.

442
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,400
You know?

443
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:07,560
And as much as I love to sit here and dog them, a lot of it is tongue in cheek.

444
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,200
I have fun with it because I can.

445
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,600
Because they don't have any power over me.

446
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,040
I can make fun of them as much as I want.

447
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,960
But actually, they were a great job for a lot of time.

448
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:21,000
And I had a lot of really good times there.

449
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,640
And I don't hate them even though I love to make fun of them.

450
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,480
So trust me, Mark.

451
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,480
Trust me.

452
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:32,280
And this is coming out of my mouth right now.

453
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,920
I helped start two companies at this lake.

454
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Lake of the Ozark.

455
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:46,200
One of them I've known the owner since 1984, a year before I met you.

456
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,200
Wow.

457
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,200
Yeah.

458
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:59,240
The other one I met here at the lake, I helped start the company.

459
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His employee number was 001.

460
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His partner's number was 002.

461
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:12,080
My employee number was 003.

462
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,680
Wow.

463
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:17,920
And that's at this one right here?

464
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:26,080
And just saying, that guy could kiss my ass.

465
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,080
That's fine.

466
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,960
I'm not going into it.

467
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:34,600
I'm not going to motherfuck you, motherfuck you.

468
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,600
I'm not doing that.

469
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,400
You're not going to pull a Mark on him?

470
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,880
You're not going to pull a me on him?

471
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,400
Kind of like you and your company.

472
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,720
Look, it was fun.

473
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:48,640
It was fun for a while, making fun of him and all that, but I don't.

474
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,640
I just can't do it anymore.

475
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,640
I don't care.

476
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,640
I'm the same way, dude.

477
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,440
I've been away for a few years now.

478
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,800
You know, the truth is, I'm so happy now that I really-

479
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:03,520
I can't remember now, and then at the store.

480
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,720
I'll tell you about that off air.

481
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,720
I would love to hear that off air.

482
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:13,160
About the shit he did as a company owner.

483
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,840
Oh, gotcha.

484
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:18,960
Going to personal lives and employee meetings.

485
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:19,960
That is-

486
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:20,960
Really?

487
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,960
You know what?

488
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:22,960
He's lucky he did not get sued.

489
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:23,960
And then he did get into my life?

490
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:24,960
Anyway, we'll go later.

491
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:25,960
Let's go.

492
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:26,960
Okay, okay.

493
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:27,960
You know what?

494
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:28,960
Let's move on.

495
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:33,120
Okay, but anyhow, the flamingos have been found all over.

496
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:37,080
Although the American flamingos are native to Florida, the birds were hunted to near

497
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:42,200
extinction at the beginning of the 1900s and made up a mere 1% of the global flamingo

498
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population according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

499
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:52,400
That's why Swick and other bird enthusiasts were shocked to see flamingos hanging out

500
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,400
on the Florida Panhandle as well.

501
00:24:54,400 --> 00:25:01,040
However, this is a sizable population of American flamingos on the Yucatan Peninsula and separates

502
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,240
the Gulf of Mexico and the Caribbean Sea, Swick said.

503
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,800
In photos, flamingos found in Florida have tags linked to breeding populations in the

504
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,440
Yucatan, Swick said.

505
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:14,840
So we know those birds mostly came from the Yucatan Peninsula and they, you know, they

506
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,160
got caught up in the storm.

507
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,880
They just kind of went with it.

508
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,520
It turns out the flamingos navigated a major storm.

509
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,760
Swick said there's no definitive explanation.

510
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:27,720
He said they could have gotten caught in the storm and flown with the wind or perhaps had

511
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:31,840
been in the eye of a dahlia and moved with it until the storm broke apart.

512
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,600
And that's what I believe, Rob.

513
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:39,280
Look, animals have a keen sense of survival unlike humans.

514
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:44,000
Well, no, humans do too, but they just don't know how to harness it like animals.

515
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:53,440
So anyhow, I think what it is is they knew if they would leave the eye, they would perish.

516
00:25:53,440 --> 00:26:00,400
So I think they would fly with the eye until the storm calms down enough over land, which

517
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:07,360
would be Pennsylvania, that whole area, and then they're allowed to go into part of the

518
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,200
storm to land.

519
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,720
But I have no way of proving that, but that's just my thought.

520
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:20,160
So anyhow, Rob, you said you had some stuff that you wanted to start doing, a regular

521
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,160
feature or something.

522
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,200
Are you ready for that or not?

523
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:29,600
No, I do not have that pulled up this moment, but I do have a story.

524
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,680
Okay, go ahead.

525
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,680
You've been wanting to go, you've been running on Ozarks news.

526
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,680
Yes.

527
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:37,680
Love Ozarks news.

528
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,400
It's my favorite.

529
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,840
Look, Ozarks news is my favorite feature.

530
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,640
Because they sit close to home with me.

531
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,640
Okay.

532
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:49,320
You know this is my favorite feature of our podcast, don't you?

533
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,320
Ozarks news.

534
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,320
There it is right there.

535
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,320
No.

536
00:26:54,320 --> 00:27:02,400
This is my favorite feature on our show, is Ozarks news.

537
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,840
This one ain't going to be, dude.

538
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:05,840
Okay.

539
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,840
Just telling you.

540
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:07,840
Okay.

541
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:08,840
Okay.

542
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:12,840
If you remember right, on our last podcast.

543
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,840
Yes.

544
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,840
And I just listened to it.

545
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:17,840
Uh-huh.

546
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,840
I did too.

547
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:23,440
You mentioned about having like our own Judge Judy down here.

548
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,440
Yes.

549
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,840
You know, having TV port.

550
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,840
Dude, I think it would hit.

551
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:37,840
Okay, well Mark, let me read this to something to you.

552
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:42,840
And this has been a story that I've been keeping off the podcast.

553
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:43,840
Okay.

554
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,840
Because it hits too close to home.

555
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:55,840
And anybody that I work with, I'm sorry for finally bringing this story out.

556
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:56,840
Uh-huh.

557
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:01,840
I'll tell you something.

558
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:02,840
Okay.

559
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:11,840
A Campton County man's murder trial was delayed once again.

560
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,840
Okay.

561
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:21,840
Jordan Jones of Campton had been scheduled for a jury trial to begin November 27th.

562
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:31,840
But on Friday, a Campton County judge agreed to delay Jones' five-day trial to begin February

563
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,840
26th, 2024.

564
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:37,840
Sorry, I'm going to find something.

565
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,840
Okay.

566
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,840
Uh, short one.

567
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:44,840
Jones was charged with second-degree murder.

568
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:45,840
Okay.

569
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:52,840
And armed criminal action and the death of 43-year-old Michael Varney.

570
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,840
Okay.

571
00:28:54,840 --> 00:29:04,840
Witnesses told deputies that Jones and Varney had been involved in a volatile argument earlier

572
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,840
that day.

573
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:15,840
Jones then allegedly ran over Varney with his part pickup truck that same evening.

574
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,840
That's brutal.

575
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,840
I'm leaving it right there.

576
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,840
That's end of it.

577
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:22,840
Okay.

578
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,840
Mark, here's the thing.

579
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:26,840
Okay.

580
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,840
I know, I personally know both these gentlemen.

581
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:31,840
Wow.

582
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:42,840
Okay, the Mark Varney that ran over and killed was my helper.

583
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,840
Oh, when you work?

584
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:46,840
Oh.

585
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:47,840
Okay.

586
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:48,840
Okay.

587
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:58,840
Uh, the guy that ran him over had gotten fired right before him.

588
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,840
Okay, so this is allegedly, right?

589
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,840
The guy that ran over.

590
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,840
Okay, the guy allegedly ran him over, right?

591
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:07,840
He allegedly.

592
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:12,840
He hasn't been convicted yet, right?

593
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:13,840
No.

594
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:14,840
Okay.

595
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,840
So we have to just put in there allegedly.

596
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,840
That's it.

597
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:19,840
Allegedly.

598
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:20,840
Okay.

599
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:21,840
Good point.

600
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:22,840
Thank you.

601
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:23,840
No, you're welcome.

602
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:29,840
But yeah, man, these two were roommates.

603
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:30,840
Wow.

604
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,840
They were living in Mike's house.

605
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:38,840
They both got fired recently from where I worked.

606
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:46,840
Mike Varney, the one that got killed, was actually my helper like two weeks before he

607
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:47,840
got killed.

608
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:48,840
Did you like him?

609
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:49,840
Yeah, I like Mark.

610
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,840
Right.

611
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:51,840
He's a good guy.

612
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,840
Okay.

613
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:59,840
The dude, his roommate that killed him.

614
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:00,840
Allegedly.

615
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:01,840
Allegedly.

616
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:12,840
They had just gotten out of prison, gotten out of a halfway house, and moved in with

617
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,840
him.

618
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,840
Wow.

619
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,840
They got into it over a female.

620
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:18,840
Mm-hmm.

621
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,840
He ran him over.

622
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:21,840
Allegedly.

623
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:22,840
Allegedly.

624
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:32,840
Well, the same dude worked with me for a while.

625
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:36,840
We had many confrontations at work.

626
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:37,840
Okay.

627
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:42,840
The dude was an idiot.

628
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:43,840
And that's not allegedly.

629
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:48,840
You don't do that shit in a shop.

630
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:52,840
You don't block people from doing their work.

631
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:53,840
Nope.

632
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,840
Stop it right there, Mark.

633
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,840
Okay, that's fine.

634
00:31:58,840 --> 00:31:59,840
End of story.

635
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:00,840
That was my story.

636
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,840
But yeah, I know both these individuals.

637
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:08,840
Hey, keep us posted on what happens.

638
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,840
I knew.

639
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,840
Will you?

640
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,840
No, Mike was a good dude, man.

641
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:16,840
Wow.

642
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,840
He even knew my daughter.

643
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:20,840
Wow.

644
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:21,840
Okay.

645
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,840
Keep us posted on it, okay?

646
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:34,840
And this dude got out of the halfway house, moved in with him, got strung out, ran over,

647
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,840
over some female.

648
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:38,840
Wow.

649
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,840
Yeah.

650
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:40,840
Okay.

651
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:41,840
True story.

652
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,840
Now, now do you see why?

653
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:44,840
I believe it.

654
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:51,840
Now, do you see why I'm not really wanting to go into Lake of the Ozarks?

655
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:52,840
No, that's fine.

656
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,840
And you don't have to either.

657
00:32:54,840 --> 00:33:00,840
I thought it was something you wanted to do.

658
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:01,840
I think there's a misunderstanding.

659
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:02,840
Well, it is.

660
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:03,840
It is.

661
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,840
If we had more going on.

662
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:11,840
But like you said, last podcast came out of your mouth.

663
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:12,840
Mm-hmm.

664
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:17,840
Lake of the Ozarks is on the rise.

665
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:28,840
DWIs, BWIs, which is voting while intoxicated, for those that don't know, and death this

666
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,840
year on this lake.

667
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:36,840
It came out of your mouth.

668
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:37,840
Last podcast.

669
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:38,840
Yep.

670
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:39,840
All right.

671
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,840
Well, we should probably move on.

672
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:43,840
Yeah, let's move on.

673
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:48,840
Did you know that there's a lying down contest going on right now?

674
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:49,840
For people.

675
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,840
Yeah, for people lying down.

676
00:33:53,840 --> 00:34:00,840
Seven competitors lying down on mats are vying to be coveted the laziest citizen after smashing

677
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:06,840
the previous record in a satirical contest held annually in a holiday resort in northern

678
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,840
Montaigro.

679
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:15,840
A lying down record of 117 hours was set at last year's contest in a resort village of

680
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:16,840
Berenza.

681
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:21,840
But as this year's competition entered a 20th day on Thursday, the remaining contestants

682
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,840
said they were determined to keep going.

683
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,840
All of us feel good, excellent, and there are no health problems.

684
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,840
They are pampering us.

685
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:35,840
All we have to do is remain lying down, said 2021 champion Devarka Azkik.

686
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:41,840
Azkik Azkik Azkizik Azkizik 38.

687
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:49,840
The contest was launched in a tiny Adriatic county or country 12 years ago to a mock to

688
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:57,840
mock a popular myth that labels Montagorians as lazy said some guy's name I can't pronounce

689
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,840
the organizer and owner of the resort.

690
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:06,840
He said that seven remaining contestants from a starting field 21 have been lying down

691
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,840
for 463 hours so far.

692
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:15,840
The rules stipulate that standing or sitting are considered a violation and grounds for

693
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,840
immediate disqualification, but contestants are allowed to have 10 minutes every nine

694
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,840
hours to go to the toilet.

695
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,840
Competitors can also read and use cell phones and laptops.

696
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:34,840
So, Filip Kancevic, 23, a first time contestant from the northern town of Majovac, said he

697
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:39,840
was confident of victory and was picking up the $1000 Euro prize.

698
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,840
It's just $1000.

699
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,840
Fuck that.

700
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,840
So, anyhow, you know what?

701
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:48,840
Who gives a fuck?

702
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:54,840
You know that there's a big Loch Ness Monster free for all right now?

703
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,840
Dude, I was just looking at a story about that.

704
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,840
Yes, I was.

705
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:01,840
Okay.

706
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:02,840
Yeah.

707
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:07,840
For some reason, people are all Loch Ness Monster Mets.

708
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:08,840
Everybody knows.

709
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:14,840
I kind of like to not Loch Ness Monster story through the years.

710
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,840
I read the books in the library at school.

711
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,840
I've always loved the thought of the Loch Ness Monster.

712
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,840
I'm kind of a believer in it, you know.

713
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,840
Some of the stuff that's coming out, who knows?

714
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:27,840
We'll find out.

715
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,840
The thing is, is we don't know.

716
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,840
And that's what makes it so cool.

717
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:32,840
Yeah, we don't know.

718
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,840
But I like to believe.

719
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:35,840
Kind of like Bigfoot.

720
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,840
Yeah, I would love to believe also.

721
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:38,840
Researchers amongst us-

722
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:42,840
Well, now Bigfoot is big down here in southern Missouri.

723
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,840
Oh, yeah, yeah.

724
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:45,840
Nessie or-

725
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,840
I'll send you some stuff on that.

726
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,840
Actually, I have some stuff on that, but I would love to see more.

727
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,840
No, people swear by Bigfoot.

728
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:54,840
They've seen Bigfoot.

729
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:59,840
Bigfoot is actually, they've left him food before.

730
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:00,840
Bigfoot is-

731
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:09,840
Now, there's reports just recent of people hearing screams through the woods.

732
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:10,840
Yes.

733
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:16,840
Bigfoot supposedly is a very docile creature, and he's very timid.

734
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:17,840
He or she.

735
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,840
They don't like people messing with them.

736
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,840
I think they're as scared of us as we are of them.

737
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,840
That's the way it would seem, if this Bigfoot in fact is true.

738
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,840
If, if it, if it's true.

739
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,840
Bigfoot is smart enough not to get entwined with man.

740
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:39,840
Let's just put it like that.

741
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,840
So, anyhow, there's a lot of people that believe in Bigfoot,

742
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,840
and there's a lot of sightings, a lot of people even.

743
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:49,840
So, I know people that have personally fed Bigfoot, they say.

744
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:50,840
They left food out.

745
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,840
Bigfoot would get it on their surveillance video, and they would leave.

746
00:37:54,840 --> 00:38:01,840
But, supposedly it takes a lot of years of trust of you not messing with them.

747
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,840
Okay, maybe we should not go on this subject.

748
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,840
Okay, that's cool.

749
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:06,840
Alright.

750
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:11,840
Well, researchers and monster hunters are gathering in the United Kingdom's Scottish Highlands this weekend

751
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:16,840
to look for the internally elusive Loch Ness Monster,

752
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:20,840
the biggest search for the legendary beast in more than 50 years.

753
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,840
Somewhere beneath the shimmering surface of Loch Ness lies Nessie,

754
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:29,840
the legendary sea beast whose reputation spans nearly 1,500 years.

755
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:36,840
At least, that's what monster hunters and Nessie enthusiasts from around the world hope to prove Saturday and Sunday.

756
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:41,840
The Loch Ness Center and the research group Loch Ness Exploration

757
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:49,840
are asking all aspiring monster hunters to join in on the biggest search since 1972.

758
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:59,840
Which is interesting because I remember growing up as a young child that Nessie, or Loch Ness Monster, was like the rage.

759
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,840
There's a man that keeps track of all the Loch Ness Monster sightings.

760
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:14,840
Like I said, I grew up going to school back in the 70s and 80s getting books out of the library about Loch Ness Monster.

761
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:20,840
Oh, it was all the rage. Everybody loved Nessie. They just could not wait to see more footage on the Loch Ness Monster.

762
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,840
It started with the famous footage of the speed boats,

763
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:31,840
and the speed boat hit that hump that appeared to be like, I don't know, a dinosaur hump or something sticking out of Loch Ness Lake.

764
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,840
And it disintegrated.

765
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:42,840
Well, if you want to, you're done with this story. I've got another one to get about Nessie.

766
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,840
Okay, let me do a little bit more of this and then we go straight to it.

767
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:47,840
Yeah, sure.

768
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:52,840
Our purpose is, there's a guy that keeps track of all the Loch Ness Monster sightings.

769
00:39:52,840 --> 00:40:00,840
Our purpose is to observe, record, and study the natural behavioral loch and phenomenon that may be more challenging to explain.

770
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:07,840
The Loch Ness Exploration Facebook page reads, if you believe that the Loch Ness Monster exists, then we invite you to join the search.

771
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:17,840
We equally invite you to support the study of the loch and the natural behavior of the elements that may be the root cause of these strange reports from Loch Ness.

772
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:27,840
Investigators are breaking out all sorts of technology, including surveying equipment, and Loch Ness Center says that has never been used on the freshwater lake before.

773
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:37,840
Drones with infrared cameras will fly over the lake and a hydroplane will be used under the surface to detect Nessie-like calls, the center says.

774
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:44,840
Volunteers will also participate in a large surface watch avoid scanning the surface for any irregularities.

775
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:52,840
However, due to an overwhelming demand from enthusiasts, the group is no longer accepting applicants hoping to participate in person.

776
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:58,840
But the Loch Ness Center says those still eager to participate can do so virtually through live stream.

777
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:11,840
At 22 square miles, where the maximum depth is 788 feet, Loch Ness is Great Britain's largest lake by volume and second largest by surface area, according to encyclopedia Britannica.

778
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:20,840
Though the first written accounts of a monster are attributed to the Irish monk St. Columba, encountered in 565 AD.

779
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:32,840
So, they have so many people on this that they don't need any more, but if you want to join it virtually, you're more than welcome to and it's on live cam.

780
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:36,840
So Rob, we can go straight into your Nessie story. Go ahead, sir.

781
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:42,840
Okay, and my story comes out of the New York Post.

782
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,840
Just saying.

783
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,840
Okay.

784
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:57,840
The Loch Ness monster was photographed twice less than a week with snaps held as most exciting ever.

785
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,840
Okay.

786
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:16,840
The legendary Loch Ness monster was reportedly spotted by a second person the same week, a shutter bug snapped what had been hailed as the most exciting ever photos of it.

787
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:42,840
Young Charlotte Robinson, a 12 year old from Leeds in UK, had already reported seeing the monster August 17th, 2018 from about 50 foot away with her claim recorded in Believer's Official Sightings Register.

788
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:54,840
Her accompanying photo was held at the time as the best of Nessie that had been seen for years.

789
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,840
I'm reading this word for word. I don't know if it makes sense or not.

790
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,840
Okay, no, cool. Go ahead.

791
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:15,840
It now turns out that Charlotte's reputed sightings five years ago occurred the same week shutter bug, Shy Kelly we're going to call her.

792
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,840
CHIE.

793
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:24,840
51 also reportedly took amazing photos of the legendary creature.

794
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,840
Okay.

795
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:44,840
The photographs most exciting ever snaps only just came to light this week because she said she previously feared ridicule and she went public with them.

796
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:45,840
Okay.

797
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:52,840
So there was two within a week of each other.

798
00:43:52,840 --> 00:44:10,840
Well, Rob, let me ask you this. Do you think because Nessie is getting popular again? Or do you think that this just happened randomly in concert with all the Nessie stuff going on?

799
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,840
You have any feeling either way?

800
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:17,840
Honestly, you want.

801
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,840
I just want your opinion.

802
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,840
Let's talk off air about that.

803
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:23,840
Okay.

804
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:34,840
There's some other stuff coming up that has got my attention that I'm trying not to bring into the podcast.

805
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,840
Okay, that's fine.

806
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:39,840
That goes along with it. If you know what I mean.

807
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:46,840
Okay, I think I think I do. So let's talk about off the air. See if we want to bring this into it.

808
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:47,840
Okay.

809
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,840
Oh, real quick. I got a couple things I want to interject here.

810
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:52,840
Well, thank you.

811
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:53,840
Okay.

812
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:59,840
Number one, watching little Joey burrow get his ass fucking pummeled today was fun.

813
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:00,840
Fun.

814
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,840
Fun.

815
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:08,840
Oh, once my heart seen that little fucking bastard get smacked around.

816
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,840
I'm crying.

817
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,840
No, no, I'm crying.

818
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,840
Because I got rid of cable.

819
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:22,840
Oh, I did not get to watch a single damn football.

820
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,840
This is he watching Sunday Night Football right now.

821
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,840
But we're broadcasting.

822
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,840
That's the only game I can watch today.

823
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:34,840
They didn't have any regular affiliate channels.

824
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,840
Like CBS.

825
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,840
Well, not not not with what I got.

826
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:41,840
Oh, okay.

827
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,840
I don't I don't have local channels.

828
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:48,840
I'm doing off streaming.

829
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,840
Okay, like who?

830
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:51,840
Okay.

831
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:52,840
Okay.

832
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:54,840
Pluto stuff like that.

833
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:59,840
Okay. If you want the antenna, you could get you could get two games.

834
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,840
And also the Sunday Night.

835
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,840
Maybe.

836
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:04,840
Oh, okay.

837
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,840
See, that's the problem.

838
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:12,840
Where I'm at right here at Lake The Ozarks.

839
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:17,840
I'm in between Springfield and Columbia.

840
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,840
With cable TV.

841
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,840
My local channels.

842
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,840
It's Springfield and Columbia.

843
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,840
Okay, got you.

844
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,840
Okay.

845
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,840
Well, if.

846
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,840
I go to.

847
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:38,840
Like the digital antenna, so it's I gave up my cable.

848
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:43,840
So we could do this podcast.

849
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:49,840
This thing.

850
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,840
Yeah, I don't get much TV.

851
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,840
I don't get local channels.

852
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,840
Okay, I was unaware of that because I thought you were on the antenna.

853
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,840
With the digital cable.

854
00:46:58,840 --> 00:46:59,840
Uh huh.

855
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,840
Or if I went to digital antenna, excuse me.

856
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,840
I would get Columbia and Missouri channels.

857
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,840
Okay.

858
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:11,840
I prefer Springfield, Missouri.

859
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:12,840
So there's.

860
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,840
I am right in the middle of.

861
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:15,840
So.

862
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,840
I had both for local channels.

863
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:19,840
Okay, gotcha.

864
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:25,840
So that's interesting that they chose to give you Columbia instead of Springfield channels.

865
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:29,840
Springfield is actually a larger population.

866
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:34,840
And where you're at is considered more south than it is central Missouri.

867
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:35,840
I don't know.

868
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,840
I'm central.

869
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:38,840
I know, but.

870
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:39,840
I'm central.

871
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:41,840
Wouldn't you say that you're south central?

872
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:47,840
Honestly, both towns are the same distance apart.

873
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:48,840
Okay, so who knows how they.

874
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:49,840
Where I am at.

875
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,840
Who knows how they worked that TV deal out.

876
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:53,840
So whatever.

877
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:54,840
I don't.

878
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,840
I don't know.

879
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,840
I know I like Springfield channels better.

880
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:00,840
Okay.

881
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,840
The weather is better.

882
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,840
Okay, I can believe that.

883
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,840
KY3 has Springfield, Missouri.

884
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,840
I'm going to say it.

885
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:11,840
I love it.

886
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,840
I have them on my phone.

887
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,840
They are my weather on my phone.

888
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:19,840
Okay.

889
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:26,840
I've lived with them for years dealing with them in the elements working.

890
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:31,840
They hit it every day, man.

891
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:35,840
And I can't pick them up on digital antenna.

892
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:42,840
Even though they're the same distance apart from the other town I can pick up.

893
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:46,840
Okay.

894
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,840
So anyway.

895
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:53,840
The other thing that I was going to bring up was this right here.

896
00:48:53,840 --> 00:49:05,840
I've gotten a couple of emails about the Hollywood stars are famous people that if they weren't famous or Hollywood stars what they look like they would be doing.

897
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,840
Oh, you got some.

898
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:08,840
I got a couple.

899
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,840
Thank you guys.

900
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:18,840
And I encourage more people to send in their list because the two that I got were fucking awesome.

901
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,840
Honestly, I'm trying to keep.

902
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:25,840
I got some on my list that I'm trying.

903
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:29,840
I'm letting everybody else try to come up with first.

904
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:30,840
That's fine.

905
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,840
And that's why I kind of go back to I had a bunch of names.

906
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,840
We want feedback.

907
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,840
We want feedback.

908
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:42,840
But just everybody knows I have some.

909
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,840
Okay.

910
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:45,840
Well, you know what?

911
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,840
What are they?

912
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,840
I'm right here.

913
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:51,840
Hang on a second.

914
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:55,840
I just lost the story.

915
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:56,840
Oh shit.

916
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:57,840
Damn it.

917
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,840
Okay.

918
00:49:58,840 --> 00:49:59,840
Well, anyhow.

919
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:00,840
All right.

920
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:01,840
Sorry.

921
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:05,840
I had this story pop up that looked interesting, but I'm not even going to talk about because I don't know if it's true.

922
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:10,840
But then when I tried to go to it, it like fucking gave me some stupid whatever.

923
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,840
So anyhow, dude, I run that all the time.

924
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:14,840
Yeah.

925
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:19,840
So what I'd like to say is thank you for the couple of people that emailed in.

926
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,840
I love your suggestions and I love what you said.

927
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:22,840
It's funny or the hell.

928
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:31,840
So please keep them coming in and we will air them and we will give you credit.

929
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:37,840
So you know croissants, right?

930
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:38,840
Yeah.

931
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:39,840
Yeah.

932
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:45,840
Well, I guess we're not eating them correctly.

933
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,840
Okay.

934
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:48,840
What?

935
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,840
I guess we're not eating them correctly.

936
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,840
There's a correct way to eat a croissant.

937
00:50:53,840 --> 00:51:01,840
So despite being a French delicacy, Brits are also big fans of croissants and so are Americans, especially in the mornings.

938
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:08,840
Many people love to enjoy the flaky buttery treat with some butter and jam, preferably served with tea or coffee.

939
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:16,840
But according to an adequate expert, William Hansen from France, we've all been eating them wrong.

940
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:21,840
The first thing we're doing wrong is dipping them in said hot drink.

941
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:42,840
In a recent Instagram video to from this guy to America and England, who is that a kid director of this French corporation or not corporation, but this French organization says you do not dip it in anything.

942
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,840
Okay.

943
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,840
And then especially not into coffee.

944
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:51,840
Another thing we're, we apparently are not doing wrong.

945
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,840
They said coffee is a worse thing you could dip.

946
00:51:54,840 --> 00:52:07,840
This is what this guy said in this whole committee or this organization said the worst thing you could dip a croissant in is coffee because it ruins the taste and the texture of the croissant.

947
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:08,840
And the same.

948
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:09,840
Well, I do too.

949
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:16,840
I've never dipped mine, but I know people that do and I think dipping a croissant is gross and I think it's sacrilegious.

950
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:17,840
I agree with this guy.

951
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,840
When you're done, I'll give you a mic.

952
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:21,840
Okay.

953
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,840
That sounds good.

954
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:27,840
And he said the second thing we're doing wrong is buttering them.

955
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:41,840
He said they already buttered and they're buttered perfectly and he said a croissant needs to be eaten with a drink, either coffee or tea in the morning, and you don't dip it in anything.

956
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:47,840
And you don't butter it.

957
00:52:47,840 --> 00:53:00,840
It says in the proper etiquette is to cut the pastry in half and eat it in halves and he said those three things are done totally wrong over here and I guess it irritates the hell out of them.

958
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:06,840
And if you're going to add anything, jam or marmalade is what you add to it.

959
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:07,840
And that's it.

960
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:22,840
Jam marmalade and the croissant needs to be cut down the middle and served in halves, each half eaten separately and usually drank with coffee or tea.

961
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:23,840
And this is what he said.

962
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:27,840
He said there's no exceptions that croissants, it's their tradition.

963
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:36,840
They've been around forever and the Americans and English need to learn this and they need to start practicing it.

964
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,840
Let's hear yours, Rob.

965
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,840
I do really want to.

966
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,840
I'm going to stick up for America.

967
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,840
Go ahead because when I first met...

968
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:53,840
On a croissant you put a piece of sausage and egg and sausage.

969
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,840
Oh yes.

970
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:56,840
You're right.

971
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,840
And I'll tell you the best croissant in Kansas City...

972
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,840
I mean come on, Casey's even sells them.

973
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,840
Yes they do.

974
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,840
Casey's is everywhere.

975
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:12,840
The best croissant sandwich in Kansas City is my favorite City Market Coffee.

976
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,840
And they put a horseradish sauce on there.

977
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,840
Oh that would be awesome.

978
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,840
With a spicy sausage.

979
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,840
I've got to get up there so we can try that.

980
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,840
Yes, with a spicy sausage and egg.

981
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,840
If they put a horseradish on it, I've got to try it.

982
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:28,840
Oh it's fucking delicious.

983
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:29,840
It's so good.

984
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:33,840
We'll do that our first face to face up there.

985
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:45,840
Yes, and when I was at the airport the other day it was too early to get a croissant sandwich from the City Market Coffee that is now located in Kansas City International Airport.

986
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:49,840
But I would have loved to but simply it was like fucking 5 in the morning.

987
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:51,840
And I didn't feel like a croissant.

988
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:56,840
And I don't even know if they had them ready yet anyhow.

989
00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:03,840
I don't care if it's Casey's, just any croissant sandwich with sausage, egg and cheese.

990
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,840
I've never even had a Casey's croissant.

991
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,840
That's the only way to have a croissant.

992
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:08,840
Okay.

993
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:09,840
No I would agree.

994
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:10,840
My opinion.

995
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,840
My opinion.

996
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:12,840
No, no, no.

997
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:20,840
I think you're probably right on that and I think I agree with it.

998
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:28,840
So, let's see, what else do I have here?

999
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,840
I've got an idea.

1000
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,840
Okay, go ahead.

1001
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,840
Let's take a break.

1002
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:36,840
Okay.

1003
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:38,840
We're going to hear the Asshole Olympics.

1004
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:39,840
Sounds good.

1005
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,840
Alright, thanks for the break.

1006
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:47,840
I haven't taken one yet which means I need to pry into somewhere in the program earlier so it's going to sound weird.

1007
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,840
Yeah, and I need you to do something great.

1008
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:51,840
Okay, we'll be right back after this.

1009
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,840
Soften my throat.

1010
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:57,840
He needs to soften his throat, fellas.

1011
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:58,840
Fells.

1012
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:01,840
Listen to you.

1013
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:03,840
Just fuck it around, Robbie.

1014
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:04,840
You know that.

1015
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:05,840
I love you.

1016
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:06,840
Love you too.

1017
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:12,840
Alright, we'll be right back.

1018
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:20,840
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

1019
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:25,840
You're as useful as a pilot with fangs.

1020
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:43,840
Invisible ass paddling, new douche flavors and horrible pranks. The fuck is wrong with these guys?

1021
00:56:43,840 --> 00:57:00,840
I didn't do it. I'm not the mad shitter.

1022
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:14,840
Act now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar. Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you. Supplies are limited so act now.

1023
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:27,840
Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags. Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in 3, 2, 1.

1024
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:35,840
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

1025
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:44,840
Mary, your grandmother always intruded your thoughts at the last minute while you are masturbating.

1026
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:54,840
Two douchebags in the microphone says, you ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass? Just asking.

1027
00:57:54,840 --> 00:58:01,840
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

1028
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:21,840
So, I order spaghetti and meatballs. My meatballs automatically fall apart as soon as I touch them. So then, does my dish automatically change its name to spaghetti and meat sauce? I may never know.

1029
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:45,840
Two douchebags in a socket wrench will be right back.

1030
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:52,840
Alright, we are two douchebags in a microphone and I'm the Mark part of it.

1031
00:58:52,840 --> 00:59:00,840
Alrighty, as for mentioned, the hairy asshole Olympics are upon us once again.

1032
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:05,840
Alrighty, do you have the list near you?

1033
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:11,840
Alrighty Rob, without any further ado, let's dig right in.

1034
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:18,840
Okay, let's get this out of the way.

1035
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:28,840
As we were texting earlier today, I have two bands and you have one.

1036
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:39,840
So I suggested we put my two bands up against each other. Then they battle your band later.

1037
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,840
I think that's a great idea.

1038
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:44,840
Okay, here we go.

1039
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:46,840
Alright.

1040
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:51,840
Twisted Sister, skid row.

1041
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:54,840
Twisted Sister.

1042
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,840
Got my vote.

1043
00:59:56,840 --> 01:00:01,840
Mine too.

1044
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:05,840
The bassist was a hairy dude dude.

1045
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:13,840
Okay, well now we know who our battle of the bands is.

1046
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:15,840
Yes.

1047
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:20,840
Our battle of the bands will be Twisted Sister against Alice in Chains.

1048
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:22,840
That is an epic matchup.

1049
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:26,840
On another episode.

1050
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:30,840
That is going to be an epic battle.

1051
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:35,840
Yes it will be. I'm going to watch that one.

1052
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:36,840
Me too.

1053
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,840
Shit dude, I'm wiping your ass out.

1054
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:47,840
Alright, we will see.

1055
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:56,840
Damn, you have two females on yours.

1056
01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:00,840
Guess what, I have two females on mine.

1057
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:05,840
Now, take that back, I got three.

1058
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:08,840
Okay.

1059
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:09,840
Alright, let's get...

1060
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:19,840
Okay, let's go. You're Jamie the Curtis.

1061
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:23,840
Against my whoopee go bird.

1062
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:28,840
I got to go with whoopee.

1063
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:30,840
Dread buddy.

1064
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:34,840
Yep.

1065
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:37,840
Alright.

1066
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:41,840
Okay, now I'll quit picking on you. I'll go two off my list.

1067
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:46,840
Okay.

1068
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:47,840
There you go.

1069
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:49,840
Okay.

1070
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:55,840
These two are right next to each other and they're saying call me.

1071
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:56,840
Okay.

1072
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:59,840
Burt Reynolds.

1073
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:03,840
Robin Williams.

1074
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:06,840
Burt.

1075
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:08,840
Burt Reynolds, Robin Williams.

1076
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:13,840
Burt Reynolds.

1077
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:16,840
Dude.

1078
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,840
Let's take a second and talk about this.

1079
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:20,840
Okay.

1080
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,840
This is a close one dude.

1081
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:25,840
I know it's close, but I'm just going by the big mustache.

1082
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,840
I was watching Smokey the Bandit a while ago.

1083
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:31,840
Okay.

1084
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:36,840
But, I also know Robin Williams, man.

1085
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,840
Robin Williams was very hairy.

1086
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:43,840
Like you said, Mork, that hair was popping out of that costume.

1087
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:45,840
Yeah, I mean it could be.

1088
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,840
I've seen heads of weirders growing up.

1089
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:49,840
It could be Robin Williams very easily.

1090
01:02:49,840 --> 01:03:00,840
I was just going by the big fucking molestash that fucking Burt Reynolds supported.

1091
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,840
You want Burt Reynolds?

1092
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:04,840
I don't know.

1093
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,840
You know, I'll flip a coin.

1094
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:09,840
I got one right here.

1095
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:11,840
Okay, do it.

1096
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:15,840
I'm going to call heads for Robin Williams.

1097
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,840
You want heads for Robin Williams?

1098
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:22,840
Yes.

1099
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:24,840
It's heads.

1100
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:25,840
Robin Williams wins.

1101
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,840
Alright.

1102
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:30,840
And I just flipped on the bed, that's why nobody heard it.

1103
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,840
Okay.

1104
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:36,840
Robin Williams or Burt Reynolds, you're free to go back to the great beyond afterlife.

1105
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:39,840
We hope you enjoy your stay.

1106
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:45,840
Thank you for participating in the asshole hairy ass Olympics and we hope to see you again soon.

1107
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,840
But not too soon.

1108
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:54,840
Now, just saying, Burt Reynolds, I will attribute you to the rest of my life.

1109
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:56,840
Burt, we love you.

1110
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,840
You made a lot of movies that were bigger.

1111
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:02,840
And Burt, you did not have to participate in the asshole Olympics.

1112
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:04,840
You did it because you're a good guy.

1113
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:06,840
Thank you for doing that.

1114
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,840
I'm bringing him back.

1115
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,840
Alright, sounds good to me.

1116
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,840
Alright.

1117
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:16,840
Okay, where are we going from here?

1118
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:17,840
I don't know.

1119
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:19,840
It's your floor.

1120
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:24,840
Oh, man.

1121
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:26,840
Okay.

1122
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:29,840
Okay, we got A.

1123
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:35,840
Shit, see I got, I got two female, you got one.

1124
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:39,840
Okay, we can put a female against a male.

1125
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:41,840
No, how about this?

1126
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:43,840
Okay.

1127
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:47,840
How about we put my two female against each other?

1128
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:48,840
Okay.

1129
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:50,840
Take on your final female.

1130
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:54,840
Okay, that'll work.

1131
01:04:54,840 --> 01:05:02,840
Rosie O'Donnell versus Adele.

1132
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:06,840
I'm going to go with Rosie O'Donnell.

1133
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:11,840
But I know Adele said what she did about shaving her legs.

1134
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:20,840
But I think Rosie O'Donnell's just got too big of a hair game going.

1135
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:21,840
Can I say one thing?

1136
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:23,840
Yes.

1137
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:25,840
I love you.

1138
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,840
I love you too, buddy.

1139
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,840
I'm going with Rosie.

1140
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:32,840
Alright, Rosie it is.

1141
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:34,840
Next up.

1142
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:37,840
Okay, now we've got to get some of your people in this.

1143
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:42,840
Okay.

1144
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:44,840
I ain't got no football players.

1145
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:45,840
You do.

1146
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:50,840
Mm-hmm.

1147
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:54,840
See, you've got one of the greatest of all.

1148
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:56,840
Who's that?

1149
01:05:56,840 --> 01:06:01,840
I'm not going to...you know.

1150
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:02,840
Oh, shit.

1151
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:06,840
Okay, let's go.

1152
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,840
Alright.

1153
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:09,840
Here, let's do this.

1154
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:13,840
James Franco, Russell Crowe.

1155
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:15,840
Two more off my list.

1156
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:21,840
James Franco.

1157
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:22,840
Gotcha, brother.

1158
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:27,840
Alright, Franco it is.

1159
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:30,840
I'm trying to even out the list here too at the same time.

1160
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:32,840
Okay.

1161
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:35,840
So, okay, let's go.

1162
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,840
Your list.

1163
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,840
Mr. Jack Black.

1164
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:45,840
Yep, that's a solid choice.

1165
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:56,840
Let's put him against my Danny Coker.

1166
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:59,840
That one could be a battle on his own too.

1167
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:02,840
This is a battle.

1168
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:06,840
You see, you do research on Danny Coker.

1169
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:09,840
I did, I did.

1170
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:11,840
Now, you look at pictures.

1171
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:12,840
Mm-hmm.

1172
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:15,840
You watch the shows.

1173
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:19,840
Yeah.

1174
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:21,840
Uh.

1175
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:25,840
Let's flip a coin, because I cannot get a definite on either one of them.

1176
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:29,840
They're both great choices.

1177
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:32,840
You still have that coin?

1178
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:36,840
No, but here's my choice.

1179
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:38,840
Okay.

1180
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:41,840
I'm going to give you Jack Black.

1181
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:44,840
He's very capable of winning, so I can't.

1182
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:47,840
He is that crazy.

1183
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:52,840
Danny Coker is on, yeah, he, I don't know.

1184
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:55,840
Danny Coker is Danny Coker.

1185
01:07:55,840 --> 01:08:02,840
It's just that I think Jack Black would have the hairiest nasty ass out of the two.

1186
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:03,840
Me too.

1187
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:05,840
And it's a close one.

1188
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:06,840
It's very close.

1189
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:09,840
It's close, but I think Jack Black would have a more hairier ass.

1190
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:11,840
That's just the way it is, so.

1191
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:13,840
Oh, there's Jack Black, Jack Black.

1192
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:19,840
Yep.

1193
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:22,840
All righty.

1194
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:27,840
Next one, please.

1195
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:31,840
Let's go.

1196
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:33,840
Jason Chelsea.

1197
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:37,840
Okay.

1198
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:41,840
Fuck, I already said it.

1199
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:42,840
Okay.

1200
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:44,840
Tim Allen.

1201
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:46,840
And Tim Allen.

1202
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:54,840
I'm going to have to go Jason Chelsea even though Tim Allen was in prison.

1203
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:58,840
But he's out of prison.

1204
01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:01,840
Yeah, I'm saying Jason Chelsea.

1205
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:07,840
But Jason is just a hairy son of a bitch.

1206
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:08,840
Yeah.

1207
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:14,840
He was in our last battle, if you remember right.

1208
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:15,840
Yeah.

1209
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:21,840
Jason Chelsea.

1210
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:22,840
Yeah.

1211
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:24,840
Oh, God, dude, these are getting hard.

1212
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:28,840
These are getting very hard.

1213
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:35,840
No, I am down to finalist.

1214
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:36,840
Shit.

1215
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:37,840
Okay.

1216
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,840
I was trying to keep from this.

1217
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:42,840
Okay, go ahead.

1218
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:46,840
Damn, who am I going to put that one up against?

1219
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:51,840
That one has nobody to go up against, dude.

1220
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:57,840
That one has nobody to go up against in our runnings.

1221
01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:00,840
And it's one of yours.

1222
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:06,840
And I would feel bad about putting this person up against anybody else.

1223
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:10,840
No, I do not.

1224
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:11,840
I got that battle.

1225
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:12,840
Never mind.

1226
01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:13,840
Here you go.

1227
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:15,840
Okay.

1228
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:17,840
We have Eugene Levy.

1229
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:18,840
Okay.

1230
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,840
Off my list.

1231
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:25,840
Okay.

1232
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:31,840
Betty Rubble from the Flintstones office.

1233
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:32,840
Okay.

1234
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:34,840
I had nobody put Betty up against.

1235
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:36,840
No, that's fine.

1236
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:37,840
Well.

1237
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:42,840
But you had Betty just put those cave women.

1238
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:45,840
I would throw Eugene Levy up against her.

1239
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:48,840
Okay.

1240
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:53,840
Well, I think we're getting pretty far in the competition.

1241
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:58,840
So I think I'm going to have to let my cartoons go, even though they were fun.

1242
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:03,840
So I think Eugene Levy is going to carry the torch to the next round.

1243
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:07,840
All right.

1244
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:09,840
Good choice.

1245
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:10,840
Yep.

1246
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:12,840
Good choice.

1247
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:13,840
All righty.

1248
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:20,840
If not, I'll have to break out my wild card.

1249
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:23,840
Which we've already discussed.

1250
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:25,840
We both have wild cards in this round.

1251
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:26,840
Yes.

1252
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:28,840
Yep.

1253
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:29,840
I'm going to kill you.

1254
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:30,840
All right.

1255
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:31,840
Okay.

1256
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:32,840
All right.

1257
01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:33,840
Oh my God, dude.

1258
01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:35,840
I got some epics.

1259
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:38,840
Okay.

1260
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:41,840
But you have one left.

1261
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:43,840
Okay.

1262
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:47,840
I just don't know who I'm going to.

1263
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:49,840
I have two left.

1264
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:50,840
Okay.

1265
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:51,840
Shit.

1266
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:59,840
How the hell did this happen?

1267
01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:04,840
We're going to have one go through uncontested.

1268
01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:06,840
Okay.

1269
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:10,840
And it depends on this battle.

1270
01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:15,840
Because you have one final contestant.

1271
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:16,840
Okay.

1272
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:17,840
I have two.

1273
01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:19,840
Okay.

1274
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:24,840
But, okay.

1275
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,840
I got your contestant.

1276
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:28,840
Okay.

1277
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:31,840
Because I see my other contestant.

1278
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:33,840
Now he ain't going out yet.

1279
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:34,840
Okay.

1280
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:35,840
Okay.

1281
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:38,840
You have Zach Galifianakis.

1282
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:44,840
Mm-hmm.

1283
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:47,840
I'm putting him up against Ozzy.

1284
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:49,840
Oh.

1285
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:53,840
Oh, boy.

1286
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:58,840
And I have one that has not been mentioned on this round.

1287
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:03,840
Won't be mentioned because he's not end up against anybody.

1288
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:05,840
Okay.

1289
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:07,840
Boy, this is a tough one right here.

1290
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:08,840
I don't know.

1291
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:10,840
Do you have any way you're leaning?

1292
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:12,840
Huh?

1293
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:14,840
I don't have any way I'm leaning.

1294
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:19,840
You're leaning towards Ozzy or Jack Black?

1295
01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:20,840
No, it wasn't Jack Black.

1296
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:22,840
It was Zach Galifianakis.

1297
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:24,840
Oh, Zach Galifianakis.

1298
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,840
Sorry.

1299
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:29,840
I'm going to have to go with Zach.

1300
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:32,840
Dude, either way, it's crazy.

1301
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,840
Zach just has so much hair.

1302
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:37,840
Take him back to 70.

1303
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:38,840
Ozzy.

1304
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:39,840
I'm still going to have to go with Zach.

1305
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:40,840
You're going to have to go with Zach.

1306
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:41,840
Still going to have to go with Zach.

1307
01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:47,840
He just has so much hair everywhere that I think his asshole hair is probably epic.

1308
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:50,840
Epic.

1309
01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:52,840
Sorry, Ozzy.

1310
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:53,840
Yep.

1311
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:54,840
Love you.

1312
01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:56,840
Love you, Ozzy, but we'll catch up with you later.

1313
01:13:56,840 --> 01:14:01,840
We'll put you in something else.

1314
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:03,840
Best artist ever.

1315
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:07,840
Hey, we still got to come up with a music theme.

1316
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:08,840
Yeah.

1317
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:09,840
Yeah, we do.

1318
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:12,840
We've been delaying that.

1319
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:13,840
Okay.

1320
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:18,840
Which one's next, blues?

1321
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:20,840
We haven't decided.

1322
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:21,840
Blues.

1323
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:22,840
We haven't discussed it.

1324
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:24,840
Blues.

1325
01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:25,840
Okay.

1326
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:33,840
Well, that was the final of our Harry F. Olympics.

1327
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:39,840
I'll read then one of mine is on a list.

1328
01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:42,840
I just did not put him in this battle.

1329
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:43,840
Okay.

1330
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:57,840
Because it was two, four, it was seven to 13.

1331
01:14:57,840 --> 01:14:58,840
Okay.

1332
01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:03,840
I had to do something there.

1333
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:04,840
Okay.

1334
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:14,840
But now there is one that made it through that I guarantee you would totally agree on.

1335
01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:15,840
Okay.

1336
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:18,840
I got the rest out of the way.

1337
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:19,840
Okay.

1338
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:20,840
Love you.

1339
01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:21,840
All right, man.

1340
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:22,840
Hey.

1341
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:23,840
What are we doing next?

1342
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:24,840
Love you back.

1343
01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:25,840
All right.

1344
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:28,840
I think we're going to go ahead and wrap up this podcast.

1345
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:29,840
All right.

1346
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:32,840
It is Sunday night.

1347
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:33,840
Yes, it is.

1348
01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:34,840
All right.

1349
01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:37,840
Rob, thanks for joining me once again.

1350
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:45,840
We will, the Harry Aso Olympics will continue and we want everybody to have a great night

1351
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:46,840
and thank you for listening.

1352
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:50,840
And I'll get you updated on the list.

1353
01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:51,840
Yep.

1354
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:52,840
All right, everybody.

1355
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:55,840
And hey, let's get together on that musical list.

1356
01:15:55,840 --> 01:15:58,840
I'm ready for a new musical list, dude.

1357
01:15:58,840 --> 01:15:59,840
Okay.

1358
01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:00,840
Blues.

1359
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:01,840
Blues.

1360
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:02,840
All right, everybody.

1361
01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:06,840
Stay tuned for Blues and Harry Aso Olympics.

1362
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:07,840
We'll talk to you all soon.

1363
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:08,840
Bye.

1364
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:09,840
Two weeks from now.

1365
01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:10,840
Bye, everybody.

1366
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:11,840
Bye.

1367
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:12,840
Good night.

1368
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:13,840
Good night.

1369
01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:25,840
Hey, where do they go?

1370
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:29,840
Where are the douchebags?

1371
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:30,840
Oh my God.

1372
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,840
Someone took a dump in the corner.

1373
01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:34,840
Oh, geez.

1374
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:35,840
Glad they're gone.

1375
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:36,840
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1376
01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:37,840
Man, that smells.

1377
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:48,720
Sometimes things can happen up there that won't happen again.