1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Live from the historic Newark market district in downtown Kansas City, Missouri 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,000 From the banks of the beautiful crystal blue waters of the Missouri River 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 It is Two Boosh Bags and Microphone Podcast 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Break shit house energy drink 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,000 That's right, break shit house energy drink 6 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Make men feel a girl 7 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Choke on her balls 8 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Who wants to fuck shit up? 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Run for a scum across America 10 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Break shit house energy drink is for you 11 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Please enjoy break shit house energy drink responsibly 12 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 It's not readily available anywhere 13 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Because of liability issues 14 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark 15 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000 So, I order spaghetti and meatballs 16 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,000 My meatballs automatically fall apart as soon as I touch them 17 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:59,000 So then, does my dish automatically change its name to spaghetti and meat sauce? 18 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Hmph, I may never know 19 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Alright, hi everybody, this is Two Boosh Bags and Microphone, I'm Mark 20 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 And I'm Rob 21 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Okay, alright, so we're just talking about it, you asked me about my vacation 22 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Well, went to Louisville for a few days, Louisville, Kentucky 23 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:48,000 And I went to go see my fine relatives from Canada, some of them 24 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:55,000 And we had a really good time, got an AirBnB on just on the outskirts of downtown Louisville 25 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:59,000 And we had a great time, we went to the Churchill Downs 26 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Which is home of the Kentucky Derby 27 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,000 The Kentucky Derby or any race was not running 28 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:10,000 But we did get a tour of the place, an Indian museum 29 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,000 And it was really interesting, it was a beautiful place 30 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 The people are very friendly 31 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:21,000 I had no idea that they considered themselves so southern in Louisville 32 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:26,000 All of the Louisville signs, like New Orleans, has the Fleur de Lire on it 33 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,000 All of them do, I found that interesting 34 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Had the Hot Brown Sandwich, which is the sandwich that they're famous for 35 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:40,000 It was really good, but it reminds me of something that we used to have up here 36 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,000 It's not so prevalent now like it used to be, but it reminds me of what we used to call 37 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Shit on a Shingle, do you remember that Rob? 38 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 39 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:52,000 It's like a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of gravy on it 40 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 And you call that, that's it, you know 41 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,000 The Hot Brown is an open faced sandwich with turkey and an egg 42 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:05,000 And it's finished off with some cheeses and some smoked paprika on the top of it 43 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 And it's very good 44 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:12,000 It's not my normal like really food that I go nut so over, but I did enjoy it 45 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:17,000 But I was just surprised, it was basically what we used to call Shit on a Shingle 46 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Minus or plus a couple of ingredients 47 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Yeah, right 48 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Yeah, and we went to the home of the original one 49 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Not the Brown Hotel where it originated at, but I think the Brown Hotel still does Hot Browns 50 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,000 But it's like once a month, it's kind of like a Nashville Chicken 51 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:39,000 There's one place, there's one hotel that does the original recipe 52 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 And then it's like once a month or something like that 53 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,000 You practically need an act of God to get in there to get one 54 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Well this thing, the Brown Hotel does it like once a month, the original Hot Brown 55 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,000 And you know, and in Nashville you go to Hattie B's 56 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:57,000 That's as close to the original recipe as you can get 57 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,000 And you're good with that, it's good, and it's very good 58 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:05,000 So and Hattie B's is always packed and interesting place, people from everywhere 59 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:11,000 But this cafe that I went to won Best Hot Brown Sandwich 60 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:18,000 And the reason the lady said was the, or waitress said the reason they won is because 61 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000 They don't do anything fancy, they do the original recipe 62 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Well everyone else, everyone's doing their little take on it 63 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,000 They might bread something or they might put a little different sauce in it 64 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,000 They just went by strictly what a Hot Brown is supposed to be and they won it 65 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:39,000 So I think I had the closest to original Hot Brown that I could and it was good and anyhow 66 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:49,000 And then my relatives, they drove down from Woodstock, Ontario, seven and a half hours 67 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 That's when we met in Louisville, we couldn't do it in Cancun 68 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,000 We were supposed to meet in Cancun a month earlier 69 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:59,000 But because of our surgeries we couldn't go there because of risk of infection 70 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:05,000 So we couldn't make the Cancun one, so we decided we're going to do a little makeshift vacation 71 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Halfway from H1 Louisville, seven and a half from Kansas City, seven and a half hours from Woodstock, Ontario 72 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:16,000 So they had to drive down, we had to fly because of my vacation time 73 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Because I used it up all on the vacation that would have been 74 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:28,000 So we flew there and so my cousin had to leave out early in the morning the last day we were there 75 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:35,000 So Val and I had like everything to do or nothing to do and all day to do it 76 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:41,000 So we found this spot called the Seventh Street Live in downtown Louisville and it is a cool spot 77 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Did you see my post on Seventh Street Live? 78 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:48,000 I think I did, yeah I did 79 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Really interesting place, we went Guy Fieri Smokehouse, it was good 80 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Oh cool, I love you in there 81 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:01,000 They have Kansas City style, Tennessee and Carolina style sauces 82 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:08,000 They smoke with, I'm not even sure if it's hickory, it could be some sort of oak or something 83 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,000 But whatever they smoke with it's good, it's got a good smoky flavor 84 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:17,000 The sauces are good, the food was good, the only thing, the only complaint I had was 85 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Was this right here because I got the brisket, the mac daddy mac and cheese 86 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:30,000 And the beans and let's see what else, oh I got the spicy sausage link that was good 87 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:34,000 The only complaint I had is they do not serve fries 88 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Now to me, barbecue is not complete without golden fries right? 89 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:47,000 Yeah, you gotta have a batch of golden french fries right there with your food piping hot 90 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:52,000 You dip them in either the beans if they're that good or you dip them in the barbecue sauce 91 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:56,000 And that makes the whole barbecue meal but they didn't serve fries 92 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:02,000 So I was a little disappointed in that but oh and all we had a great time, a great cruise 93 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Flying back from Louisville, this was the day before the Chiefs game 94 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,000 The home opener on Thursday, flying back 95 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Sorry, sorry, because I'm reading a story about the opening game right now 96 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Okay, flying back from Louisville to Chicago and Midway and Midway 97 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:28,000 We couldn't get a direct flight for nothing to Louisville or even Cincinnati or anywhere near there 98 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:34,000 So we flew to Midway, Chicago and then from Midway, Chicago to Louisville 99 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:39,000 And then on the way back to Louisville to Midway, there was 26 people on the plane 100 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:44,000 It was awesome, everybody was spread out, people were just having a blast 101 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:49,000 They were fucking throwing us extra snacks and drinks and shit, they were like, hey man, you want a couple of cokes? 102 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Yeah, you want seven or eight bags of whatever it is that they served and all that stuff? 103 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it was a blast 104 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:02,000 So that was a 44 minute flight 105 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:08,000 And then we landed there and I'm like, okay, the flight from Chicago to Kansas City is going to be nothing 106 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:14,000 It was overbooked with Detroit Lions fans going to Kansas City 107 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Very interesting, yeah, but they were cool 108 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:22,000 They were all really cool, man, they were very complimentary of our team 109 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Yo, hey man, you guys are the big dogs, you guys won, you know, we just hope that it's competitive 110 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:33,000 We hope to win, but if we don't, we hope we put up a really good fight, which they did win 111 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Because our receivers cannot 112 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:44,000 I like our new Snoop Menace, Kaderius Tony, can't catch a fucking ball to save his life right now 113 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,000 But hopefully he will win 114 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,000 He helped us win the Super Bowl last year with a couple of great plays 115 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Yeah, he did 116 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,000 He had some outstanding plays last year 117 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:04,000 I have no doubt that he is going to, he was injured all preseason 118 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 I think that he 119 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:08,000 They did not know he was going to play until last minute 120 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 You got to give him that 121 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Yeah, so I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt because he did do 122 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Remember the run he did, the punt return that he did to put us in shape to win the game at the Super Bowl? 123 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Let's not forget that, let's not forget the big catches he made in the Super Bowl 124 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,000 And all the way getting there when he wasn't injured 125 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:33,000 So Kaderius Tony still has a pass in my book 126 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:39,000 He can't do this very much anymore, but I'll give him this game and that's fine 127 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Now KT, get your shit together, we got to defend our ring 128 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:50,000 They will, yes they do every year 129 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,000 They start off slow, they get there 130 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Yes 131 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 They do it every year 132 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Yep, so you said you're reading an article, is there anything you want to even go into on that? 133 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,000 No, no, never mind, never mind 134 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Well Chris Collins 135 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Why doesn't he know we're reading that? 136 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Chris Collins worth going to some shit because of some of my homies 137 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:20,000 That's probably the article I was just reading dude, it was Chris Collesworth 138 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Yeah, isn't that funny, we can go into it here 139 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Go for it, you go for it 140 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Okay, let me find the article here 141 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Okay, let me see here 142 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Okay, NFL fans mom Chris Collins worth for this silly take 143 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:45,000 He said they have no Travis Kelce, no Chris Jones, they're second and third best players on this team 144 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:51,000 But they have Patrick Mahomes said Collins worth and I think America is about ready to find out how good he really is 145 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:55,000 I'm reading the exact same thing as you are 146 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:59,000 He meant it as respecting the utmost 147 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Yeah he did, he did 148 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,000 He meant it as that, but 149 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:09,000 See how everybody just fucking slammed him 150 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,000 He said this and then Twitter erupted 151 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:19,000 They had his comment and it's a thing called awful announcing on Twitter 152 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:24,000 And one guy answered and he said Mahomes really flew under the radar in the Super Bowl last year 153 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:29,000 But not tonight baby 154 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,000 There's a bunch of them, I'm going to just read a few of them 155 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:39,000 And then another guy replied, no one really knows that Mahomes is good 156 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:45,000 And then another one, a guy named Chad Hartman on Twitter or Axe or whatever it's called now 157 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:49,000 We're now finding out how good Patrick Mahomes is 158 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Is this a bad Collins worth body double? 159 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:59,000 He is brilliant, the best player in the league, headed for a historic career and everyone on the planet already knows this information 160 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Minor point 161 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:05,000 He wasn't quite so smart ass like really kind of, yep 162 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:15,000 And then another guy, Joe Flank, goes true, I'm totally in the dark about this, Mahomes is it? 163 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Let's see, and then another guy said lol I had a similar thought 164 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:26,000 And then another guy, Sam Franco says, oh thank goodness I've been wondering how good he really is for a while now 165 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Finally about to find out 166 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:34,000 Let me see if there's any other ones I've known 167 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Oh, Tanner Harris, breaking news, Mahomes is good at football 168 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Hahaha, poor Chris Collins worth 169 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,000 I get what he was doing 170 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:51,000 He was giving Mahomes an utmost compliment 171 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:56,000 And what he was saying is, look all this shit is going on but don't count the guy out 172 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 I get it 173 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:07,000 So, yeah, the thing is, the way he said it, left himself open for criticism 174 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:14,000 And like I've always said, if you speak for 3 and a half hours for a football game 175 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:19,000 You're bound to say something that people can make fun of 176 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Whether it's worn it or not, you have enough words coming out and have enough space to fill 177 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:32,000 To where one of the things you say might be a little bit overstated or redundant, right? 178 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Yeah 179 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 That's just the way it is 180 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:40,000 You can't keep coming up with material like that on the fly 181 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:44,000 And not come up with one of those moments where it's like, oh well, no duh 182 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,000 So, yeah, it's funny and it's funny that people roast him 183 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:53,000 But at the same time, Chris Collins worth, he is 184 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:58,000 I know that he goes a little bit weird every now and then 185 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Like, getting about, let's see, what did he say last year? 186 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,000 How would you like a big load of this guy coming down your throat? 187 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:09,000 And everybody on Twitter erupted on that one 188 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,000 And that thing was just fodder for a long time 189 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 All year people were making fun of that 190 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,000 How would you like a big load of this guy coming down your throat? 191 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,000 And I mean, they turned it sexual, which I understand 192 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000 That's when I heard it 193 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,000 That's what went in my mind too, I'm like, whoo, okay 194 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:32,000 So, anyhow, that one to me, the big load coming down your throat 195 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Was even a little bit worse than this Mahomes remark 196 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:41,000 So, anyhow, Chris Collins worth, hey buddy, we get it, I get it 197 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Everybody else is on your ass, I'm not 198 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:50,000 So, anyhow, that's pretty much long and short of that one, Rob 199 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:54,000 So, okay Rob, well what did you do? 200 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,000 You had some time off too, I understand, while I was in Louisville 201 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 So what did you do? 202 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Yeah, you took a vacation, so I did too, dude 203 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Good man, you needed it 204 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 Yeah, yeah, I really did 205 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Alright, so what did you do? 206 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,000 Well, I saved up a bunch of news articles 207 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Okay 208 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000 I saved them up, I got over a hundred here, dude 209 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 That I have not even looked at 210 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Okay 211 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000 So, here's one that I just ran across 212 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Okay 213 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Astrofuture Monotunus, Robbed, Convicted Rapist Danny Masterson 214 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:37,000 As positive influence in pre-sentencing letters 215 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:41,000 They actually sent letters for Danny Masterson? 216 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:45,000 The guy that just got like forty 217 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:50,000 I'm already part of it, yeah, like I said, I'm just now going over it 218 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 So, I'll read, yeah 219 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Oh wow, go ahead, I'm sorry 220 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 What? 221 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 I said go ahead, I'm sorry, I want to hear this 222 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Yeah, Danny Masterson's friends, including Nat 70 Show co-stars 223 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Ashley Couture and Monotunus 224 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Wrote letters of support 225 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000 For the convicted rapist 226 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Before he was sentenced to thirty years in prison, Thursday 227 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:24,000 As a friend, Danny has been nothing but a positive influence on me 228 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:29,000 Couture wrote a letter obtained by the post 229 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,000 He said he had nothing to do with me waking up with my asshole hurting 230 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000 I believe him 231 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Oh, dude 232 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 No, I'm sorry 233 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Hey, just like, we got hairy asshole rapists coming too 234 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Yes, we do 235 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Yes, we do 236 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Are we going to have that on this one or tomorrow's? 237 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000 I don't know, dude, we got a big list 238 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 Alright, well, we'll see what happens 239 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 We could do half tonight and half tomorrow night 240 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Maybe we'll do that 241 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000 Well, okay, what I was going to ask you 242 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Off air 243 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000 Uh huh 244 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Are we going to do your list separate mine or are we just going to combine them all? 245 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:10,000 Um, okay, what's your thoughts on that? I thought of that too and I couldn't 246 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000 I don't really have the feeling either way 247 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 We have nineteen in peace 248 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Okay 249 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Um, do you want to wait to have ours battle off until we go through one more uh 250 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000 I'll tell you what 251 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Okay 252 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,000 Let's talk about that off the air and maybe we'll do it tomorrow 253 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Okay, okay, that sounds good 254 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Yeah, let's leave hairy assholes with a big side of it 255 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Alright, if you guys are waiting for hairy asshole Olympics on this one, we're sorry 256 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 It's going to be the next podcast 257 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 But I do have 258 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 You've been on vacation, give me some work 259 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:48,000 That's right, but I did come up with things to whisper in the stranger's ear 260 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Is making an appearance today 261 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000 I've been missing those 262 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Yeah, yeah, that's going to come up in a little bit, that sort of deep tease if you will 263 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:02,000 But first, I have a story about Peanut 264 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:06,000 The world's oldest living chicken 265 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Sound good? 266 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Awesome 267 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Alright 268 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000 Peanut 269 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Right up my alley 270 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Yeah, hell yeah, chickens are awesome 271 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:19,000 They taste good on the plate and they're cool to fuck with too 272 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000 You know, we had chickens before and I like messing with them 273 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,000 I like those shit near them and they peck at it and stuff 274 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000 But anyhow 275 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 They're always fun 276 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Yeah 277 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Peanut is officially the world's oldest living chicken according to the Guinness Book of World Records 278 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:45,000 The 21 year old Nankin Bantam and Milly Fleur Mix was with her caretaker Marcy Parker Darwin 279 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000 The chicken had a rough start in the world, Darwin said 280 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:54,000 I find it peculiar that her name is Darwin and she has the oldest living chicken 281 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,000 You know, like Charles Darwin 282 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Yeah 283 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Yeah, okay, I guess that's just me 284 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,000 The chick had a rough start in the world, Darwin said 285 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,000 She was the only egg that her mother didn't hatch 286 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Darwin took over and helped the egg hatch and now 21 years later, Peanut is still going strong 287 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:24,000 So Peanut wouldn't be around if Darwin didn't have to keep the egg warm to get it to hatch 288 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Because it's the only one her mom couldn't get to hatch 289 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:32,000 But Darwin took the initiative to make sure that Peanut hatched 290 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Peanut is also the star of a new children's book written and self-published by Darwin 291 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Titled My Girl, Peanut and Me on Love and Life from the World's Oldest Chicken 292 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Better grab a copy today, self-published, gives no guarantee of any amount of the book being released 293 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,000 No word on how to order this gem for yourself or loved one 294 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:08,000 So if you want a Peanut book, you have to find this Darwin lady and get it from her it sounds like 295 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Oh no, you know what, I'm gonna, hang on, hang on 296 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Let me see if I can get it on Amazon, give me a minute here 297 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Because sometimes self-published books do appear on Amazon 298 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:24,000 Because a relative of mine did a couple of books and he put them on Amazon 299 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,000 So, let's see, Peanut 300 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Doo doo doo doo doo doo, dammit, okay, come on Amazon, where'd you go? 301 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Hang on here, sorry, I know this is horrible radio but I'm sorry, it has to be done 302 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000 No, you're alright, you're alright 303 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:48,000 Like I said, we both been on vacation, I'm doing my homework right now 304 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:52,000 And I just came up with an update on Pee Wee Herman 305 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Oh really? 306 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Yeah 307 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Doo doo doo doo 308 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Nope, it's not on there 309 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 Do you want me to fill in real quick? 310 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 No, no, it's not on Amazon, it's cool 311 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:16,000 So anyhow, what were you saying now? You got an update on Pee Wee Herman? 312 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Uh, yeah, uh, they came out with Pee Wee Herman's cause of death 313 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Oh yeah, what was it? 314 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:27,000 It was like a day ago, like this report is 315 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:33,000 Uh, he was fighting acute leukemia 316 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Oh yeah, yeah, that's right, I actually did know that 317 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 And also, he had cancer 318 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Yep, and do you know what killed Jimmy Buffett? 319 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 That's what he passed out 320 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000 Did you find out what killed Jimmy Buffett? I know what had him 321 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:52,000 No, I have not, I really didn't want to do that, it cuts us all 322 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 He had skin cancer 323 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 He battled it for years 324 00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:00,000 And uh, yeah, melanoma took his life 325 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Oh, okay 326 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Yeah, yeah, that was his cause of death 327 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:10,000 And he battled it for years and his close friends knew that he was fighting a battle and all that 328 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:20,000 So anyhow, with all that dispersion news there, we are going to go into things to whisper in a stranger's ear right after this 329 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Awesome, let's get some money 330 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,000 That's right, hang tight and we'll be right back 331 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:35,000 When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water 332 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Because nobody likes a stinky asshole 333 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:47,000 Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags 334 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in 3, 2, 1 335 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000 Why two douchebags in a microphone? 336 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Because two fuckduts in a recorder was taken 337 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Okay, two douchebags in a microphone, I'm Mark 338 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 And I'm Rob 339 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:28,000 And I'm going to invade your ear holes with things to whisper in a stranger's ear 340 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Alright 341 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,000 So Rob, are you ready for this neat little list I got here? 342 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 I'm born ready 343 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Alrighty, Rob was born ready 344 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000 Hey, did you get any more asshole photos? 345 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Not yet, not yet 346 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,000 Okay, alright, alright 347 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Ear buds are ear canal dildos 348 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,000 They are 349 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 They go in your ear 350 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 That's funny 351 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000 Especially if you whisper it in someone's ear 352 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000 They'll be like, hmm, damn it 353 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000 Now I can't wear my earbuds without feeling filthy 354 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000 Do what? 355 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,000 I'm talking to you on one right now 356 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000 I'm talking to everybody on one right now 357 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000 You got an ear canal dildo in, don't you? 358 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Yeah, I do 359 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Alright, does it feel good? 360 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 I love it 361 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000 It brings me a lot of joy 362 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:33,000 The next thing is to whisper in a stranger's ear 363 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000 And I think everyone knows what this is, we've done it before 364 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:40,000 This is stuff that you just walk up and randomly say in anyone's ear 365 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000 Doesn't matter 366 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Just walk up and just whisper this, whatever it is 367 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 The next one is 368 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 And these are usually good 369 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Yes 370 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Next one, beignets or orphan donuts? 371 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000 They are 372 00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,000 They are, they're orphan donuts for real 373 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Isn't it? 374 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,000 Yeah, yep, pretty little things 375 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,000 They're just, they're confused 376 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Next one 377 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Walk up, someone whisper in there 378 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 I have footage 379 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000 So 380 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Oh, that's a classic 381 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000 Yeah 382 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000 You like footage on what? 383 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000 What, me? 384 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Yeah, that's a classic 385 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000 You talking about me? 386 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000 You talking about what, my mom? 387 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000 Yeah 388 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000 You talking about my neighbors? 389 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:30,000 We could have said that name, he's name or that, you know 390 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 And we like you damn right, everybody has footage 391 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,000 They knew to take pictures 392 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Next one 393 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Long way to the top if you want to rock and roll 394 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000 Good song 395 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Yeah, good song and great to whisper in someone's ear 396 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 Most people just be like 397 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:53,000 Most people be like, true story, true story 398 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 Yeah, yeah 399 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 You walk one way, they walk another 400 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000 But at least they have that information 401 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Right? 402 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Yeah 403 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Next one, this one I really like 404 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Why do you care where a bear shits? 405 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Everybody has asked the question 406 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 Does a bear shit in the woods? 407 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Why do they care? 408 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Why do you care where a bear shits? 409 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,000 It better be in the woods, I don't want it in my front yard 410 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Bears don't go around giving a shit where we shit 411 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000 Good 412 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Yeah, so why do we care? 413 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Next one, don't tug at it 414 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 It's true 415 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Don't tug at it 416 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000 You might hurt it 417 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 I'm gonna leave that right there 418 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Well, Rob, you're permitted to tug at it 419 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 You've been single long enough 420 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:05,000 Well, no, my dad used to tell me that when I was a kid 421 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,000 I think everybody's dad told him that when they was a kid 422 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000 That's what I was saying, everybody knows that one 423 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Yeah, don't tug at it 424 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Next one, the goat head sacrifices at ten 425 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Oh, that's good 426 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Yeah, like a... 427 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000 That's good 428 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Shit, damn it 429 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 What do I bring? 430 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Yeah 431 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Next one, sorry about your toilet, I ate beans 432 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000 Beans will do some damage 433 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 Ain't that every party? 434 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000 Mm-hmm 435 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,000 Oh, yeah, and people still serve beans 436 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Next one 437 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Bean casserole, I mean, come on 438 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, or just baked beans, I mean, or... 439 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Yeah, baked beans 440 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,000 Or, yeah, I mean, I don't know about green beans 441 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000 But I mean, you know, even green beans might do it, I don't know 442 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 I don't think they're bad 443 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,000 No, no, no, no, pork and beans is this, yeah 444 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:19,000 Yeah, pork and beans, wherever you go to the bathroom, it sounds like babies hitting the lake 445 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000 Yep 446 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:25,000 Next one, hemorrhoids are anal speed bumps 447 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Yep 448 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Sorry to laugh 449 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 No, that's okay 450 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000 It was meant to be funny, so I'm glad you laughed 451 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Well, seeing how something just separates from them, I'm still laughing about it 452 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Yeah, they are, their hemorrhoids are anal speed bumps 453 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000 Next one 454 00:28:55,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Coming from two douchebags that have a segment called Airy Asshole Whippings 455 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:09,000 Yes, oh, and you know our first winner, our first winner, Dave Mustaine? 456 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Yeah 457 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 He's battling throat cancer 458 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Is he? 459 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000 Yes, do we keep him... 460 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000 I had not heard that 461 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Yeah, do we keep him in or not? 462 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 I don't know, he's in for the long haul, dude 463 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000 Okay, alright, I would feel bad taking him out 464 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000 Let's make him laugh as long as we can 465 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:33,000 Okay, I'm thinking the chemotherapy won't have anything to do with his asshole hair, right? 466 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Shouldn't 467 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000 Okay, good, good 468 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 That's just the hair on the head 469 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:46,000 Dave Mustaine, not only did you win the first round of the hairy asshole Olympics, but we're keeping you in because we care 470 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 And you are in our prayers 471 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000 Yes, absolutely 472 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Just saying 473 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:57,000 He's doing very well, he said, and I think he's finished with his treatment and they're hoping that this is as far as it goes 474 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 They don't need any more 475 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,000 Yeah, I had not heard anything about that 476 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Yeah, so Dave Mustaine for real, we know you're in the hairy asshole Olympics, but we wish you well 477 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 And we wish you a complete full recovery 478 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000 You're our number one winner 479 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,000 That's right, we wish you a complete full recovery 480 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:24,000 And the last but not least on the things you whisper in the strangers ear, hold on tight 481 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Oh, that's always a good one 482 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Yeah, that could go anywhere, it's like hold on tight to what? 483 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:41,000 But, anyhow, like that one a lot? 484 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000 Yeah 485 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Yeah, so, alright, did you hear about Joe Montana suing the city of San Francisco over sewage? 486 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000 No 487 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,000 Yeah, yep 488 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Joe and Jennifer Montana are among the people suing San Francisco, alleging city departments did nothing to prevent torrents of water and untreated sewage from flooding their homes 489 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:25,000 The lawsuit filed in the San Francisco County Superior Court on August 24th was brought by dozens of families who live around their own property in the Marina District 490 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:37,000 The families alleged that San Francisco Public Utilities Commission and Department of Public Works, as well as contractors they hired, knowingly allowed negligent conditions to develop in their neighborhood 491 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:51,000 According to the lawsuit, the problem originates with San Francisco's unusual sewer system, which is the only one in coastal California that treats both wastewater and stormwater in the same network of pipes 492 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:58,000 The plaintiffs allege that the city overwhelmed by even modest winter storms 493 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:11,000 So these storms that they had over March and February and all that, I guess exposed this problem, and so now they're all suing 494 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:27,000 So over the past decade, the city has continued to repair and improve its system upstream of the plaintiff's properties, having the direct effect of channeling even greater and greater amounts of water and sewage into the areas surrounding plaintiff's properties 495 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:32,000 at a time when no significant downstream improvements have been performed, the suit claims 496 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:37,000 The problem came to a head during winter storms over the past two years, the families say 497 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:55,000 The suit claims 4.5 million gallons of untreated wastewater flooded homes on October 2021, and torrents of water and treated sewage inundated the properties again in the storms of December 2022 and this past January 498 00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:10,000 A mix of raw sewage and stormwater flowed in and around plaintiff's properties, permitting the soils, walls and floors, and deposited highly contaminated and toxic fecal and other raw sewage matter in and around the plaintiff's homes 499 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:29,000 The city has failed to take any redeeming steps to properly remove the contaminants from plaintiff's properties and surrounding soils, despite knowing the plaintiffs, their families, their children and other citizens are being exposed to these contaminants on a continual basis 500 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:34,000 And that is disgusting, and they should not have to put up with that 501 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:45,000 You know, you're talking about people that live in an affluent area that are very affluent, and these homes are, I mean, no one should have to put up with this, I don't care if you live in a pit 502 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:55,000 You shouldn't have to put up with this, but imagine these multi-million dollar homes being just inundated with sewage 503 00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:05,000 I'd see it. Yeah, well you know what, I hope Mr. Montana and the other plaintiffs win, and I'm sure they will by the way it sounds 504 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:11,000 Yeah, if he's still in the same neighborhood he used to live in, I know that neighborhood 505 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 Oh do you? Okay 506 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000 Yeah 507 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000 Okay 508 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Over in Olin Park, yeah 509 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,000 Oh no no no, this is San Francisco 510 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 Oh, in San, oh okay 511 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:29,000 Yeah, yeah, no I know what you're talking about in Olin Park, he hasn't lived there in years 512 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:33,000 Oh really? Yeah, well I knew somebody that lived right down the street from me 513 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:37,000 Well when he retired he moved back to San Francisco 514 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Oh, imagine that 515 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Almost the same day 516 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Imagine that 517 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,000 I know 518 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Supposedly, I don't know if it's true, but it's his wife, his wife won it 519 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 The life you know, Montana 520 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Yeah we do 521 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:58,000 We love you Joe Montana, but we love Patrick Mahomes even better 522 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,000 Yeah, well we seen that one coming from the dead girl 523 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:09,000 Oh yeah, well Jennifer Montana supposedly was never in love with Kansas City and not even close 524 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:13,000 And as a matter of fact you can say that she didn't really care for it that much 525 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000 Was the rumor going around, word on the street 526 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:23,000 And she, I don't know if this is true or not, but this is word that was going around Kansas City 527 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,000 And a lot of the people in the know that like 528 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:33,000 I knew some people in some radio stations that were covering sports at the time 529 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:40,000 And they all pretty much said the same thing that Jennifer Montana despised Kansas City, thought it was a hick city 530 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:47,000 Didn't want to live here, and when Joe Montana got hurt that last season he was in Kansas City 531 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:52,000 That, that was it, she said nope, she said I don't want you getting hurt 532 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000 And number two, I don't want to live here anymore 533 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:59,000 So, if that's true or not, I don't know 534 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:05,000 But I know that people that might have heard this or known this for a fact 535 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000 I heard it from people that probably would have known 536 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,000 So I tend to believe it, whether it's true or not I don't know 537 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000 But me, I think I can believe it 538 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:18,000 So, anyhow 539 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Patrick Mahomes lives here and he wants to live here so 540 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:26,000 There we go, and then remember that, that Bozo Bono, Steve Bono 541 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:32,000 Bono flamed out really bad, oh jeez, after Montana 542 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,000 And I remember they asked him, they go hey man 543 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:41,000 Do you like San Francisco or Kansas City better, restaurants wise 544 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:46,000 And he said oh San Francisco, and everybody got after him 545 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,000 And the thing is he was just being honest 546 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,000 He probably likes seafood and that's probably why he likes San Francisco better 547 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,000 But anyhow, restaurant wise, but anyhow 548 00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:02,000 Um, Rob, you have anything you want to bring up or say or talk about? 549 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:06,000 Yeah, this is kind of stupid 550 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 Go ahead, we love stupid, we are called 551 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,000 Hey, I did this one I ran across 552 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:15,000 We're called two douchebags and microphones so I would expect nothing less 553 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000 Go ahead 554 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:23,000 Well, I'm just saying 555 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:29,000 If you're out wandering in caves 556 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,000 Leave mountain lions alone 557 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000 Now I just ran across a story that says 558 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:43,000 When a Missouri hail belly found a furious mountain lion in a cave 559 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:48,000 I decided to forego my plans of becoming a Missouri cave explorer 560 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 And I'll explain why 561 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:56,000 It's a new video I've uncovered that shows what happened the moment 562 00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:04,000 A hail belly encountered a very ticked off mountain lion hiding in a cave 563 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:09,000 I don't know the exact location where this video was captured 564 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:15,000 But I've heard stories of Missourians hiding big cats in caves 565 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Before this guy refers to himself as Outlaw the Hail Belly 566 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,000 It sounds about right in southern Missouri 567 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 Oh my god 568 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:33,000 I can't believe the terminology they're using in this article 569 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:37,000 Okay, let me put it like this 570 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:43,000 This dude goes to this cave, finds a mountain lion 571 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:48,000 And they make, yeah, they got an article on the internet about it 572 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:54,000 Okay, number one, you know, let's see what we call them, not hailbillies 573 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000 What would you call like just regular folk down there 574 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:02,000 No, no, that's what the article, that was the article, that was not my word 575 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000 No, I know, but what I'm saying is 576 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:09,000 These people don't, they don't care what people say 577 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:14,000 So they're not going to get in their face and go, hey, you know, we're going to cancel you 578 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000 So people get away with saying the word hailbillies 579 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:23,000 I say it lovingly because I have a lot of friends that are redneck or heck or whatever you want to call it 580 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 They're all lovely, kind people 581 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Like I said, I have family in West Virginia 582 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 I have family all over 583 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 Matter of fact, a lot of the people that I know 584 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Hailbilly is a loving word in our family 585 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,000 Yes, so and also if there's an article that calls them hailbillies 586 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 They don't give a shit, why do they care? 587 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 They're like, okay, whatever 588 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000 They're not going to go and try to get them canceled or nothing 589 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000 They're not like little sissies like that 590 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,000 They're not going to go get their feelings hurt and go run into someone 591 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,000 Oh man, they call those hailbillies 592 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000 They don't care, they're like whatever 593 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:04,000 So, anyhow, yeah, yeah, don't fight with mountain lions 594 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 You'll probably not win 595 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000 No, no, just stay the hell away from them, damn 596 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:13,000 Yeah, that would be my best guess too is stay away from them 597 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000 Shoot them and eat them for dinner 598 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 If you're a hailbilly, you got a gun on you 599 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,000 Yes, and if you're hungry, you're hungry 600 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Right? 601 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Cat steaks, deer steaks, cow steaks 602 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,000 You don't care, it's meat 603 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:41,000 So, anyhow, you know Elon Musk moved to Texas from California, right? 604 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,000 He moved a lot of his industry from California to Texas 605 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:49,000 Because he does not get along with California very well 606 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Yes 607 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:59,000 Elon Musk claims that L.A.'s Crossroads School District turned his daughter into a communist 608 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:11,000 She went beyond socialism with thinking that anyone rich is evil, the Twitter owner said, of the Santa Monica Institution's purported influence 609 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:18,000 His remarks come from Walter Izzacon's upcoming biography on Elon Musk 610 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:25,000 He blames the school for his daughter coming out as a transgender or something like that, allegedly 611 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,000 So, all of that I couldn't tell you, okay? 612 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,000 But I have a feeling, because I didn't like looking into it that much 613 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:44,000 But I have a feeling what Elon is referring to is bringing up any type of sexuality to children at all, right? 614 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:51,000 And maybe suggesting to his daughter that she could be a boy, I think is what he's talking about 615 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000 Yeah 616 00:41:53,000 --> 00:42:01,000 So, anyhow, I think children of a certain age should not know anything about sexuality 617 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,000 They should not have anything pushed on them or even talked about until they get a little bit older 618 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:10,000 So, I think that's what he's talking about, I'm not for sure 619 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:19,000 So, anyhow, that's what Elon is saying according to this guy that's doing a biography of him, so, okay 620 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:26,000 And then, anyhow, this is from AP News 621 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:42,000 Revellers hurled tomatoes at each other in streets, a wash in Red Pulp in Spanish towns, Tomatina Party in Spain 622 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:59,000 Some 15,000 people, including many tourists, pasted each other with tomatoes Wednesday as Spain's annual Tomatina Street Battle took place in the eastern town for participants to throw 623 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:05,000 The street fight leaves both the street, its houses, and participants trenched in Red Pulp 624 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:10,000 Tickets for the festival starts at 12 euros or 13 dollars 625 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:26,000 No word on how this bizarre tradition became or if you bring your own tomatoes or if 12 euros covers your whole supply while you're there in this tomato fight or battle or whatever 626 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:43,000 So, anyhow, when I come back, we'll talk about this lawsuit against 3M, you know 3M, the makers of about everything 627 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000 Yeah, I go to 3M 628 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:49,000 Yeah, you would be in manufacturing, so we'll be right back here 629 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000 Big corporation 630 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000 Yes 631 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000 Big corporation, yeah 632 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 Yep, almost went to work for them in Nevada, Missouri 633 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 Anyhow, I did 634 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000 Oh, that's funny, I did too 635 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000 Really? Okay 636 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,000 In Nevada, I was living in Fort Scott, yeah 637 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,000 Oh, okay, cool, well that would have been cool if we met there, wouldn't it? 638 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,000 They're like, hey 639 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,000 Come on, dude, that place had been screwed 640 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,000 Oh, yeah 641 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,000 Get me and you in there, that place had been screwed 642 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000 Oh, yeah, it had been over 643 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,000 Oh, we'd have a blast 644 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:26,000 I did work on the building, I put away the explosion joints, the expansion joints for possible explosion 645 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000 When I was in there working 646 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000 Oh, wow 647 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:33,000 Yeah, when I was in there working in the building, when they were first building, I was working for sheet metal number 2 648 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:38,000 And we were putting in the explosion proof expansion joints 649 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:46,000 And so you had to wear this certain cloth over your feet, so it would be non-spark 650 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000 Oh 651 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,000 And anyhow, but I did help build that building 652 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000 I would have worked there after they opened 653 00:44:53,000 --> 00:45:03,000 Well, no, no, no, I would have worked there too, I almost went to work there, but I went in, went back to work in the city through the Union instead of working down there for 3M 654 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000 Yeah, yeah 655 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:10,000 So anyhow, it was just too far for me to drive really, but you being in Fort Scott, you would have been right there 656 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Yeah, yeah, dude, yeah 657 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:18,000 So why didn't you go to work for them, Rob? 658 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 It wasn't meant to be, we'll put it that way 659 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000 Okay, okay, that's cool, alright, we'll be right back 660 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:27,000 Life led me to where I am today 661 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:32,000 Okay, that's cool, well it seems like you're doing fine, so that's good 662 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000 Yeah, I am 663 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:45,000 Okay, good, alright, we'll be right back here in a minute 664 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:56,000 As pleasant as 50 grit sandpaper to your inner thighs 665 00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:03,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark 666 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:15,000 So, if I have a glass of ice water and the ice melts into the water, is my water then watered down? 667 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:23,000 Hm, I may never know 668 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:40,000 I didn't do it, I'm not the mad shitter 669 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:53,000 I'm not the mad shitter 670 00:46:53,000 --> 00:47:12,000 Two Shirley Temples and a bottle of scotch, we'll be right back 671 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,000 Alright, two douche bags and microphone on Mark 672 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000 Yeah, Rob 673 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:40,000 Well, like we before mentioned, 3M is going through a lawsuit, and on Monday they agreed to pay $6.1 billion to settle a nearly 260,000 lawsuits by current and former US military service members who say they suffered hearing loss from using the company's earplugs according to a person familiar with the agreement 674 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 Oh damn 675 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:47,000 Yeah, I've used 3M earplugs for a long time and I have hearing loss 676 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,000 Oh, I use earplugs to this day, dude 677 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,000 Oh yeah, work in an environment you do 678 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000 Well, I don't know 679 00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:01,000 Yeah, using a big chop saw, cutting steel, you gotta have earplugs 680 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:05,000 Do you use 3M or another type? 681 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,000 Uh-huh 682 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,000 Do you use 3M or another type? 683 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000 No, we use another brand 684 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:16,000 Okay, well I used 3M for years 685 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:22,000 So, I don't know, anyhow, I could probably check into this if I wanted, but I don't know, we'll see 686 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:27,000 I have a lot of tinnitus going on, that ear ringing sucks 687 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:44,000 So, anyhow, the deal comes after a failed attempt by 3M earlier this year to move the lawsuits, which have grown into the largest mass tort litigation in US history into bankruptcy court in the hope of limiting its liability 688 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:50,000 So, 3M took it to bankruptcy court hoping to stop so many payouts 689 00:48:50,000 --> 00:49:00,000 The money will be paid out mostly over the next five years, the person familiar with the agreement said 3M shares it was at 5% on Monday and missed the news of the settlement 690 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:07,000 So, the people that have stock in 3M was just glad that they're doing a settlement and his business as usual 691 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000 Yeah 692 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:20,000 So, anyhow, it makes me wonder, I used 3M for a long, long time and I have a lot of hearing loss, so I don't know, who knows 693 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:29,000 So, anyhow, while we're talking about stuff like that, you know Bill Gates? You know that guy, right? 694 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000 Yeah 695 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000 Yeah 696 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,000 Everybody does 697 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:39,000 Yep, yep, big, big sack of asshole 698 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:43,000 He took all his money and spread it to his family so nobody else could get a hold of it, yeah 699 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000 Oh yeah, yeah, that guy 700 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000 Yeah, that guy 701 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:59,000 Well, Bill Gates, he took and booked an entire Michelin star restaurant for two days just to sip a Diet Coke and leave without trying a single bite of $313 a meal 702 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:03,000 Chef says people with money value things less 703 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:19,000 Indulging cuisine is a symbol of affluence, consider what the wealthiest people might indulge in daily and your imagination might conjure images of a foie gras paired with fruity syrup bowls brimming with caviar nestled in crutch ice 704 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:30,000 And a delectable wagyu steak for good measure. While billionaires can afford these culinary delights, some are renowned for their surprisingly dietary choices 705 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:39,000 The late Apple CEO Steve Jobs for us had famously adhered to a fruitation diet 706 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:46,000 The legendary investor Warren Buffett on the other hand is known for his junk food and soda 707 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000 Of course 708 00:50:48,000 --> 00:51:01,000 Yeah, so Bill Gates did a little calculating and he figured out that all the, he drinks four or five Diet Cokes a day 709 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:16,000 In one year he estimated that his Diet Cokes would result in 350 pounds of aluminum 710 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,000 That's how much Diet Coke he drinks 711 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000 Yeah 712 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000 Yep 713 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000 So 714 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000 In a year? 715 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000 Yeah, in a year 716 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000 So that's a lot of Diet Coke 717 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000 Yeah, it is 718 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:37,000 Yeah, so anyhow that's the asshole of the week award to Bill Gates 719 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:44,000 So, we might start doing that, I'm thinking about doing that actually, an asshole of the week 720 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,000 Just sign him up for an ass pad one 721 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,000 Oh, you know what, hang on, let me write that down 722 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,000 Yes, yes, yes, yes 723 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,000 Hang on, hang on here 724 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000 I couldn't agree with you more 725 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,000 Yeah, yeah, I'm not a fart ass pad one 726 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,000 He hasn't even got an ass pad one yet 727 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000 Alright, ass 728 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 Yeah, no, we haven't already given him one yet 729 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,000 Okay 730 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:14,000 Even though he's deserved many of them 731 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:19,000 Okay, also how about Warren Buffett too? 732 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,000 Why not? 733 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,000 Okay, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett 734 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,000 And Warren Buffett 735 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000 Okay 736 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000 Next ass pad one 737 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,000 Okay, good, okay, those two are on the list 738 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:35,000 So, they're both on notice right now 739 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:42,000 Meanwhile, in Boston a really unique thing happened 740 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:48,000 The groom's passport was eaten by the dog, for real 741 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000 I've heard that before 742 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000 Oh, okay, well this just happened so- 743 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:57,000 No, no, no, I'm not getting that, that's everybody's excuse 744 00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:01,000 Supposedly this was true, I don't know 745 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:06,000 Okay 746 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:35,000 получил 747 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,000 $IT 748 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000 $IT 749 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000 $IT 750 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000 $IT 751 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000 $IT 752 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,000 $IT 753 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,000 $IT 754 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,000 $IT 755 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 $IT 756 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000 $IT 757 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,000 $IT 758 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,000 $IT 759 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,000 $IT 760 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,000 $IT 761 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,000 $IT 762 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:08,000 I was pacing back and forth not really in my right mind. Fertati said, not Fertati, Fertati said, luckily Magda had her wits about her. 763 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:19,000 Magda Morrissey and Fertati said they received help from the US offices of US Representative Stephen Lynch and US Senator Ed Markey. 764 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:31,000 And following a passport appointment they had on Monday, Fertati is expected to receive his new travel document Wednesday, just two days before the couple is set to fly to Italy. 765 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:40,000 We're just really fortunate and optimistic that everyone is going to work our way, Marsey said. The most important thing is that we get married. 766 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:50,000 Fertati said he will be getting a file cabinet for, or safe, so that he can store his important documents in a safe place in the future. 767 00:54:50,000 --> 00:55:00,000 And I would say, with a dog with those kind of shenanigans, that is probably a good idea. Wouldn't you say so, Rob? 768 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 Yeah, yeah I would. 769 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:07,000 Okay. Alright Rob, you have something you want to go into? 770 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,000 Yes I do, something right up your alley. 771 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000 Alright, sounds good. 772 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:16,000 This is a story I ran across on the Middle Voice. 773 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 Okay. 774 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:26,000 Did Kick Axe write a song on Wafst's Last Command album? 775 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,000 Hmm. 776 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,000 Do you remember Kick Axe? 777 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 Yeah, I remember them, they were a pretty good band. 778 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000 Okay. 779 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:39,000 Okay, do you remember Connorsy? There was rumors going around that they wrote a song on that album? 780 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:45,000 Yeah, yeah, and I thought it was supposed to not be true. 781 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:52,000 Okay, well, here's the story, and honestly we're probably still going to be in limbo. 782 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 Okay. 783 00:55:54,000 --> 00:56:04,000 Connors, the Middle Voice, recently spoke to Kick Axe co-founder, the guitarist Larry Gilstrom, about the band's new album. 784 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:16,000 Coming up, upcoming tour, the band's legacy and how the band was asked to write for other metal bands in the 80s, such as Black Sabbath. 785 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:21,000 Plus, did they write a track on Wafst's second album? 786 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:33,000 There's speculation and rumor over the years about if the band Kick Axe wrote the song Running Wild in the Streets, or Wafst's second album. 787 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000 Do you know that song? 788 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000 Mm-hmm. 789 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:44,000 The Last Command, which was credited to Black and the Lawless and produced by Spencer Poulford. 790 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:55,000 I always ask Kick Axe in a recent video interviews about this and this is what guitarist Larry Gilstrom had to say. 791 00:56:55,000 --> 00:57:01,000 It's not something I could talk about, but let's just put it this way. 792 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:14,000 I had a conversation with Blackie Lawless in the Rainbow Bar and Grill and he said, your version is better than mine. 793 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:17,000 So they have to only both had a version that's going. 794 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000 Okay. 795 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:29,000 So there was a, let's see, so there was a version of ours, Kick Axe, that's all I can say. 796 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:36,000 No one has ever heard our version because we can't release it. 797 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:51,000 Taking it one step further, the metal voice then asked former guitarist and Wafst, Chris Holmes, on August 27, 2023, if the rumors were true, 798 00:57:51,000 --> 00:58:05,000 and Holmes said to the metal voice, Ride wild in the streets with a song written by Kick Axe and sold to Spencer Poulford and Blackie Lawless. 799 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:14,000 Okay, Spencer Poulford is also the one that said that he was trying to get music for Black Sabbath too. 800 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000 Remember? 801 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,000 Yeah, and there's mention of Black Sabbath. 802 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:29,000 So yes, this says that song was wrote by Kick Axe. 803 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,000 Wow. 804 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,000 Okay then. 805 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,000 Truth comes out finally. 806 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:46,000 I find that really interesting that bands like Kick Axe were asked to write music for prominent bands like Wasp and Black Sabbath. 807 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,000 You see what I mean? 808 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:56,000 Okay, okay, well here's a note, here's a note in this, in this same article. 809 00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:10,000 Note, Spencer Poulford produced Wasp The Last Command in 1984 as well as Kick Axe's debut Vices album. 810 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000 Yes. 811 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000 So he had the connections. 812 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:18,000 Yeah, I know he did. I know he did, there's no doubt about that. 813 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:24,000 It was just like that Sabbath article that I did where Geezer Butler denied it. 814 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:29,000 He said they were looking for a singer, they weren't looking for music. 815 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:41,000 Spencer Proffer was also the one that was producing Sabbath's then Was Gonna Be Born Again album, and that was like the 1983 timeline. 816 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:54,000 And remember Kick Axe took and went to the recording studio night for the Sabbath stuff, and they were recording the Vices album during the day for the Kick Axe stuff. 817 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000 Yeah. 818 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,000 Okay, maybe it's all true then. 819 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:04,000 Yeah, it's true. The recording is article, yeah. 820 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,000 Okay. 821 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:09,000 They wrote, Kick Axe wrote that song. 822 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:13,000 So answers finally told, answered. 823 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:18,000 Chris Holmes finally spilled the fucking beans, huh? 824 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000 Yeah. 825 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:32,000 Good. Alright, well you know what, I mean, I guess Kick Axe probably got their degree of money from writing songs for other bands it sounds like. 826 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000 Sounds like. 827 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,000 Yeah. Wow. 828 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:41,000 Okay, well, I can, I can believe that. 829 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:52,000 So, alright, well, we are going on the hour mark here so you want to go ahead and call this a podcast? 830 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,000 Yeah, you want to do another one? 831 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,000 Yeah, we can do another one. Let's go ahead and close this one out. 832 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:04,000 So, everybody, thanks for listening. We appreciate you. Thank you very much. Have a fantastic evening. 833 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,000 Have a good evening. We'll catch you in a couple minutes. 834 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:11,000 That's right. Yeah, only you'll hear that in a couple of days. 835 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,000 Yeah. 836 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:17,000 Yeah. So, sorry, that's just the way it is. So. 837 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:23,000 Alright, man, everybody have a good night. Thank you for listening. We appreciate you guys, like always. Bye. 838 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:38,000 Thank you. 839 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:42,000 Hey, where did everybody go? Where are the douchebags? 840 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:47,000 Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner. Oh geez. 841 01:01:47,000 --> 01:02:04,000 Ugh, I'm glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells.