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So, I order spaghetti and meatballs
My meatballs automatically fall apart as soon as I touch them
So then, does my dish automatically change its name to spaghetti and meat sauce?
Hmph, I may never know
Alright, hi everybody, this is Two Boosh Bags and Microphone, I'm Mark
And I'm Rob
Okay, alright, so we're just talking about it, you asked me about my vacation
Well, went to Louisville for a few days, Louisville, Kentucky
And I went to go see my fine relatives from Canada, some of them
And we had a really good time, got an AirBnB on just on the outskirts of downtown Louisville
And we had a great time, we went to the Churchill Downs
Which is home of the Kentucky Derby
The Kentucky Derby or any race was not running
But we did get a tour of the place, an Indian museum
And it was really interesting, it was a beautiful place
The people are very friendly
I had no idea that they considered themselves so southern in Louisville
All of the Louisville signs, like New Orleans, has the Fleur de Lire on it
All of them do, I found that interesting
Had the Hot Brown Sandwich, which is the sandwich that they're famous for
It was really good, but it reminds me of something that we used to have up here
It's not so prevalent now like it used to be, but it reminds me of what we used to call
Shit on a Shingle, do you remember that Rob?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
It's like a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of gravy on it
And you call that, that's it, you know
The Hot Brown is an open faced sandwich with turkey and an egg
And it's finished off with some cheeses and some smoked paprika on the top of it
And it's very good
It's not my normal like really food that I go nut so over, but I did enjoy it
But I was just surprised, it was basically what we used to call Shit on a Shingle
Minus or plus a couple of ingredients
Yeah, right
Yeah, and we went to the home of the original one
Not the Brown Hotel where it originated at, but I think the Brown Hotel still does Hot Browns
But it's like once a month, it's kind of like a Nashville Chicken
There's one place, there's one hotel that does the original recipe
And then it's like once a month or something like that
You practically need an act of God to get in there to get one
Well this thing, the Brown Hotel does it like once a month, the original Hot Brown
And you know, and in Nashville you go to Hattie B's
That's as close to the original recipe as you can get
And you're good with that, it's good, and it's very good
So and Hattie B's is always packed and interesting place, people from everywhere
But this cafe that I went to won Best Hot Brown Sandwich
And the reason the lady said was the, or waitress said the reason they won is because
They don't do anything fancy, they do the original recipe
Well everyone else, everyone's doing their little take on it
They might bread something or they might put a little different sauce in it
They just went by strictly what a Hot Brown is supposed to be and they won it
So I think I had the closest to original Hot Brown that I could and it was good and anyhow
And then my relatives, they drove down from Woodstock, Ontario, seven and a half hours
That's when we met in Louisville, we couldn't do it in Cancun
We were supposed to meet in Cancun a month earlier
But because of our surgeries we couldn't go there because of risk of infection
So we couldn't make the Cancun one, so we decided we're going to do a little makeshift vacation
Halfway from H1 Louisville, seven and a half from Kansas City, seven and a half hours from Woodstock, Ontario
So they had to drive down, we had to fly because of my vacation time
Because I used it up all on the vacation that would have been
So we flew there and so my cousin had to leave out early in the morning the last day we were there
So Val and I had like everything to do or nothing to do and all day to do it
So we found this spot called the Seventh Street Live in downtown Louisville and it is a cool spot
Did you see my post on Seventh Street Live?
I think I did, yeah I did
Really interesting place, we went Guy Fieri Smokehouse, it was good
Oh cool, I love you in there
They have Kansas City style, Tennessee and Carolina style sauces
They smoke with, I'm not even sure if it's hickory, it could be some sort of oak or something
But whatever they smoke with it's good, it's got a good smoky flavor
The sauces are good, the food was good, the only thing, the only complaint I had was
Was this right here because I got the brisket, the mac daddy mac and cheese
And the beans and let's see what else, oh I got the spicy sausage link that was good
The only complaint I had is they do not serve fries
Now to me, barbecue is not complete without golden fries right?
Yeah, you gotta have a batch of golden french fries right there with your food piping hot
You dip them in either the beans if they're that good or you dip them in the barbecue sauce
And that makes the whole barbecue meal but they didn't serve fries
So I was a little disappointed in that but oh and all we had a great time, a great cruise
Flying back from Louisville, this was the day before the Chiefs game
The home opener on Thursday, flying back
Sorry, sorry, because I'm reading a story about the opening game right now
Okay, flying back from Louisville to Chicago and Midway and Midway
We couldn't get a direct flight for nothing to Louisville or even Cincinnati or anywhere near there
So we flew to Midway, Chicago and then from Midway, Chicago to Louisville
And then on the way back to Louisville to Midway, there was 26 people on the plane
It was awesome, everybody was spread out, people were just having a blast
They were fucking throwing us extra snacks and drinks and shit, they were like, hey man, you want a couple of cokes?
Yeah, you want seven or eight bags of whatever it is that they served and all that stuff?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it was a blast
So that was a 44 minute flight
And then we landed there and I'm like, okay, the flight from Chicago to Kansas City is going to be nothing
It was overbooked with Detroit Lions fans going to Kansas City
Very interesting, yeah, but they were cool
They were all really cool, man, they were very complimentary of our team
Yo, hey man, you guys are the big dogs, you guys won, you know, we just hope that it's competitive
We hope to win, but if we don't, we hope we put up a really good fight, which they did win
Because our receivers cannot
I like our new Snoop Menace, Kaderius Tony, can't catch a fucking ball to save his life right now
But hopefully he will win
He helped us win the Super Bowl last year with a couple of great plays
Yeah, he did
He had some outstanding plays last year
I have no doubt that he is going to, he was injured all preseason
I think that he
They did not know he was going to play until last minute
You got to give him that
Yeah, so I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt because he did do
Remember the run he did, the punt return that he did to put us in shape to win the game at the Super Bowl?
Let's not forget that, let's not forget the big catches he made in the Super Bowl
And all the way getting there when he wasn't injured
So Kaderius Tony still has a pass in my book
He can't do this very much anymore, but I'll give him this game and that's fine
Now KT, get your shit together, we got to defend our ring
They will, yes they do every year
They start off slow, they get there
Yes
They do it every year
Yep, so you said you're reading an article, is there anything you want to even go into on that?
No, no, never mind, never mind
Well Chris Collins
Why doesn't he know we're reading that?
Chris Collins worth going to some shit because of some of my homies
That's probably the article I was just reading dude, it was Chris Collesworth
Yeah, isn't that funny, we can go into it here
Go for it, you go for it
Okay, let me find the article here
Okay, let me see here
Okay, NFL fans mom Chris Collins worth for this silly take
He said they have no Travis Kelce, no Chris Jones, they're second and third best players on this team
But they have Patrick Mahomes said Collins worth and I think America is about ready to find out how good he really is
I'm reading the exact same thing as you are
He meant it as respecting the utmost
Yeah he did, he did
He meant it as that, but
See how everybody just fucking slammed him
He said this and then Twitter erupted
They had his comment and it's a thing called awful announcing on Twitter
And one guy answered and he said Mahomes really flew under the radar in the Super Bowl last year
But not tonight baby
There's a bunch of them, I'm going to just read a few of them
And then another guy replied, no one really knows that Mahomes is good
And then another one, a guy named Chad Hartman on Twitter or Axe or whatever it's called now
We're now finding out how good Patrick Mahomes is
Is this a bad Collins worth body double?
He is brilliant, the best player in the league, headed for a historic career and everyone on the planet already knows this information
Minor point
He wasn't quite so smart ass like really kind of, yep
And then another guy, Joe Flank, goes true, I'm totally in the dark about this, Mahomes is it?
Let's see, and then another guy said lol I had a similar thought
And then another guy, Sam Franco says, oh thank goodness I've been wondering how good he really is for a while now
Finally about to find out
Let me see if there's any other ones I've known
Oh, Tanner Harris, breaking news, Mahomes is good at football
Hahaha, poor Chris Collins worth
I get what he was doing
He was giving Mahomes an utmost compliment
And what he was saying is, look all this shit is going on but don't count the guy out
I get it
So, yeah, the thing is, the way he said it, left himself open for criticism
And like I've always said, if you speak for 3 and a half hours for a football game
You're bound to say something that people can make fun of
Whether it's worn it or not, you have enough words coming out and have enough space to fill
To where one of the things you say might be a little bit overstated or redundant, right?
Yeah
That's just the way it is
You can't keep coming up with material like that on the fly
And not come up with one of those moments where it's like, oh well, no duh
So, yeah, it's funny and it's funny that people roast him
But at the same time, Chris Collins worth, he is
I know that he goes a little bit weird every now and then
Like, getting about, let's see, what did he say last year?
How would you like a big load of this guy coming down your throat?
And everybody on Twitter erupted on that one
And that thing was just fodder for a long time
All year people were making fun of that
How would you like a big load of this guy coming down your throat?
And I mean, they turned it sexual, which I understand
That's when I heard it
That's what went in my mind too, I'm like, whoo, okay
So, anyhow, that one to me, the big load coming down your throat
Was even a little bit worse than this Mahomes remark
So, anyhow, Chris Collins worth, hey buddy, we get it, I get it
Everybody else is on your ass, I'm not
So, anyhow, that's pretty much long and short of that one, Rob
So, okay Rob, well what did you do?
You had some time off too, I understand, while I was in Louisville
So what did you do?
Yeah, you took a vacation, so I did too, dude
Good man, you needed it
Yeah, yeah, I really did
Alright, so what did you do?
Well, I saved up a bunch of news articles
Okay
I saved them up, I got over a hundred here, dude
That I have not even looked at
Okay
So, here's one that I just ran across
Okay
Astrofuture Monotunus, Robbed, Convicted Rapist Danny Masterson
As positive influence in pre-sentencing letters
They actually sent letters for Danny Masterson?
The guy that just got like forty
I'm already part of it, yeah, like I said, I'm just now going over it
So, I'll read, yeah
Oh wow, go ahead, I'm sorry
What?
I said go ahead, I'm sorry, I want to hear this
Yeah, Danny Masterson's friends, including Nat 70 Show co-stars
Ashley Couture and Monotunus
Wrote letters of support
For the convicted rapist
Before he was sentenced to thirty years in prison, Thursday
As a friend, Danny has been nothing but a positive influence on me
Couture wrote a letter obtained by the post
He said he had nothing to do with me waking up with my asshole hurting
I believe him
Oh, dude
No, I'm sorry
Hey, just like, we got hairy asshole rapists coming too
Yes, we do
Are we going to have that on this one or tomorrow's?
I don't know, dude, we got a big list
Alright, well, we'll see what happens
We could do half tonight and half tomorrow night
Maybe we'll do that
Well, okay, what I was going to ask you
Off air
Uh huh
Are we going to do your list separate mine or are we just going to combine them all?
Um, okay, what's your thoughts on that? I thought of that too and I couldn't
I don't really have the feeling either way
We have nineteen in peace
Okay
Um, do you want to wait to have ours battle off until we go through one more uh
I'll tell you what
Okay
Let's talk about that off the air and maybe we'll do it tomorrow
Okay, okay, that sounds good
Yeah, let's leave hairy assholes with a big side of it
Alright, if you guys are waiting for hairy asshole Olympics on this one, we're sorry
It's going to be the next podcast
But I do have
You've been on vacation, give me some work
That's right, but I did come up with things to whisper in the stranger's ear
Is making an appearance today
I've been missing those
Yeah, yeah, that's going to come up in a little bit, that sort of deep tease if you will
But first, I have a story about Peanut
The world's oldest living chicken
Sound good?
Awesome
Alright
Peanut
Right up my alley
Yeah, hell yeah, chickens are awesome
They taste good on the plate and they're cool to fuck with too
You know, we had chickens before and I like messing with them
I like those shit near them and they peck at it and stuff
But anyhow
They're always fun
Yeah
Peanut is officially the world's oldest living chicken according to the Guinness Book of World Records
The 21 year old Nankin Bantam and Milly Fleur Mix was with her caretaker Marcy Parker Darwin
The chicken had a rough start in the world, Darwin said
I find it peculiar that her name is Darwin and she has the oldest living chicken
You know, like Charles Darwin
Yeah
Yeah, okay, I guess that's just me
The chick had a rough start in the world, Darwin said
She was the only egg that her mother didn't hatch
Darwin took over and helped the egg hatch and now 21 years later, Peanut is still going strong
So Peanut wouldn't be around if Darwin didn't have to keep the egg warm to get it to hatch
Because it's the only one her mom couldn't get to hatch
But Darwin took the initiative to make sure that Peanut hatched
Peanut is also the star of a new children's book written and self-published by Darwin
Titled My Girl, Peanut and Me on Love and Life from the World's Oldest Chicken
Better grab a copy today, self-published, gives no guarantee of any amount of the book being released
No word on how to order this gem for yourself or loved one
So if you want a Peanut book, you have to find this Darwin lady and get it from her it sounds like
Oh no, you know what, I'm gonna, hang on, hang on
Let me see if I can get it on Amazon, give me a minute here
Because sometimes self-published books do appear on Amazon
Because a relative of mine did a couple of books and he put them on Amazon
So, let's see, Peanut
Doo doo doo doo doo doo, dammit, okay, come on Amazon, where'd you go?
Hang on here, sorry, I know this is horrible radio but I'm sorry, it has to be done
No, you're alright, you're alright
Like I said, we both been on vacation, I'm doing my homework right now
And I just came up with an update on Pee Wee Herman
Oh really?
Yeah
Doo doo doo doo
Nope, it's not on there
Do you want me to fill in real quick?
No, no, it's not on Amazon, it's cool
So anyhow, what were you saying now? You got an update on Pee Wee Herman?
Uh, yeah, uh, they came out with Pee Wee Herman's cause of death
Oh yeah, what was it?
It was like a day ago, like this report is
Uh, he was fighting acute leukemia
Oh yeah, yeah, that's right, I actually did know that
And also, he had cancer
Yep, and do you know what killed Jimmy Buffett?
That's what he passed out
Did you find out what killed Jimmy Buffett? I know what had him
No, I have not, I really didn't want to do that, it cuts us all
He had skin cancer
He battled it for years
And uh, yeah, melanoma took his life
Oh, okay
Yeah, yeah, that was his cause of death
And he battled it for years and his close friends knew that he was fighting a battle and all that
So anyhow, with all that dispersion news there, we are going to go into things to whisper in a stranger's ear right after this
Awesome, let's get some money
That's right, hang tight and we'll be right back
When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water
Because nobody likes a stinky asshole
Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags
Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in 3, 2, 1
Why two douchebags in a microphone?
Because two fuckduts in a recorder was taken
Okay, two douchebags in a microphone, I'm Mark
And I'm Rob
And I'm going to invade your ear holes with things to whisper in a stranger's ear
Alright
So Rob, are you ready for this neat little list I got here?
I'm born ready
Alrighty, Rob was born ready
Hey, did you get any more asshole photos?
Not yet, not yet
Okay, alright, alright
Ear buds are ear canal dildos
They are
They go in your ear
That's funny
Especially if you whisper it in someone's ear
They'll be like, hmm, damn it
Now I can't wear my earbuds without feeling filthy
Do what?
I'm talking to you on one right now
I'm talking to everybody on one right now
You got an ear canal dildo in, don't you?
Yeah, I do
Alright, does it feel good?
I love it
It brings me a lot of joy
The next thing is to whisper in a stranger's ear
And I think everyone knows what this is, we've done it before
This is stuff that you just walk up and randomly say in anyone's ear
Doesn't matter
Just walk up and just whisper this, whatever it is
The next one is
And these are usually good
Yes
Next one, beignets or orphan donuts?
They are
They are, they're orphan donuts for real
Isn't it?
Yeah, yep, pretty little things
They're just, they're confused
Next one
Walk up, someone whisper in there
I have footage
So
Oh, that's a classic
Yeah
You like footage on what?
What, me?
Yeah, that's a classic
You talking about me?
You talking about what, my mom?
Yeah
You talking about my neighbors?
We could have said that name, he's name or that, you know
And we like you damn right, everybody has footage
They knew to take pictures
Next one
Long way to the top if you want to rock and roll
Good song
Yeah, good song and great to whisper in someone's ear
Most people just be like
Most people be like, true story, true story
Yeah, yeah
You walk one way, they walk another
But at least they have that information
Right?
Yeah
Next one, this one I really like
Why do you care where a bear shits?
Everybody has asked the question
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Why do they care?
Why do you care where a bear shits?
It better be in the woods, I don't want it in my front yard
Bears don't go around giving a shit where we shit
Good
Yeah, so why do we care?
Next one, don't tug at it
It's true
Don't tug at it
You might hurt it
I'm gonna leave that right there
Well, Rob, you're permitted to tug at it
You've been single long enough
Well, no, my dad used to tell me that when I was a kid
I think everybody's dad told him that when they was a kid
That's what I was saying, everybody knows that one
Yeah, don't tug at it
Next one, the goat head sacrifices at ten
Oh, that's good
Yeah, like a...
That's good
Shit, damn it
What do I bring?
Yeah
Next one, sorry about your toilet, I ate beans
Beans will do some damage
Ain't that every party?
Mm-hmm
Oh, yeah, and people still serve beans
Next one
Bean casserole, I mean, come on
Yeah, yeah, yeah, or just baked beans, I mean, or...
Yeah, baked beans
Or, yeah, I mean, I don't know about green beans
But I mean, you know, even green beans might do it, I don't know
I don't think they're bad
No, no, no, no, pork and beans is this, yeah
Yeah, pork and beans, wherever you go to the bathroom, it sounds like babies hitting the lake
Yep
Next one, hemorrhoids are anal speed bumps
Yep
Sorry to laugh
No, that's okay
It was meant to be funny, so I'm glad you laughed
Well, seeing how something just separates from them, I'm still laughing about it
Yeah, they are, their hemorrhoids are anal speed bumps
Next one
Coming from two douchebags that have a segment called Airy Asshole Whippings
Yes, oh, and you know our first winner, our first winner, Dave Mustaine?
Yeah
He's battling throat cancer
Is he?
Yes, do we keep him...
I had not heard that
Yeah, do we keep him in or not?
I don't know, he's in for the long haul, dude
Okay, alright, I would feel bad taking him out
Let's make him laugh as long as we can
Okay, I'm thinking the chemotherapy won't have anything to do with his asshole hair, right?
Shouldn't
Okay, good, good
That's just the hair on the head
Dave Mustaine, not only did you win the first round of the hairy asshole Olympics, but we're keeping you in because we care
And you are in our prayers
Yes, absolutely
Just saying
He's doing very well, he said, and I think he's finished with his treatment and they're hoping that this is as far as it goes
They don't need any more
Yeah, I had not heard anything about that
Yeah, so Dave Mustaine for real, we know you're in the hairy asshole Olympics, but we wish you well
And we wish you a complete full recovery
You're our number one winner
That's right, we wish you a complete full recovery
And the last but not least on the things you whisper in the strangers ear, hold on tight
Oh, that's always a good one
Yeah, that could go anywhere, it's like hold on tight to what?
But, anyhow, like that one a lot?
Yeah
Yeah, so, alright, did you hear about Joe Montana suing the city of San Francisco over sewage?
No
Yeah, yep
Joe and Jennifer Montana are among the people suing San Francisco, alleging city departments did nothing to prevent torrents of water and untreated sewage from flooding their homes
The lawsuit filed in the San Francisco County Superior Court on August 24th was brought by dozens of families who live around their own property in the Marina District
The families alleged that San Francisco Public Utilities Commission and Department of Public Works, as well as contractors they hired, knowingly allowed negligent conditions to develop in their neighborhood
According to the lawsuit, the problem originates with San Francisco's unusual sewer system, which is the only one in coastal California that treats both wastewater and stormwater in the same network of pipes
The plaintiffs allege that the city overwhelmed by even modest winter storms
So these storms that they had over March and February and all that, I guess exposed this problem, and so now they're all suing
So over the past decade, the city has continued to repair and improve its system upstream of the plaintiff's properties, having the direct effect of channeling even greater and greater amounts of water and sewage into the areas surrounding plaintiff's properties
at a time when no significant downstream improvements have been performed, the suit claims
The problem came to a head during winter storms over the past two years, the families say
The suit claims 4.5 million gallons of untreated wastewater flooded homes on October 2021, and torrents of water and treated sewage inundated the properties again in the storms of December 2022 and this past January
A mix of raw sewage and stormwater flowed in and around plaintiff's properties, permitting the soils, walls and floors, and deposited highly contaminated and toxic fecal and other raw sewage matter in and around the plaintiff's homes
The city has failed to take any redeeming steps to properly remove the contaminants from plaintiff's properties and surrounding soils, despite knowing the plaintiffs, their families, their children and other citizens are being exposed to these contaminants on a continual basis
And that is disgusting, and they should not have to put up with that
You know, you're talking about people that live in an affluent area that are very affluent, and these homes are, I mean, no one should have to put up with this, I don't care if you live in a pit
You shouldn't have to put up with this, but imagine these multi-million dollar homes being just inundated with sewage
I'd see it. Yeah, well you know what, I hope Mr. Montana and the other plaintiffs win, and I'm sure they will by the way it sounds
Yeah, if he's still in the same neighborhood he used to live in, I know that neighborhood
Oh do you? Okay
Yeah
Okay
Over in Olin Park, yeah
Oh no no no, this is San Francisco
Oh, in San, oh okay
Yeah, yeah, no I know what you're talking about in Olin Park, he hasn't lived there in years
Oh really? Yeah, well I knew somebody that lived right down the street from me
Well when he retired he moved back to San Francisco
Oh, imagine that
Almost the same day
Imagine that
I know
Supposedly, I don't know if it's true, but it's his wife, his wife won it
The life you know, Montana
Yeah we do
We love you Joe Montana, but we love Patrick Mahomes even better
Yeah, well we seen that one coming from the dead girl
Oh yeah, well Jennifer Montana supposedly was never in love with Kansas City and not even close
And as a matter of fact you can say that she didn't really care for it that much
Was the rumor going around, word on the street
And she, I don't know if this is true or not, but this is word that was going around Kansas City
And a lot of the people in the know that like
I knew some people in some radio stations that were covering sports at the time
And they all pretty much said the same thing that Jennifer Montana despised Kansas City, thought it was a hick city
Didn't want to live here, and when Joe Montana got hurt that last season he was in Kansas City
That, that was it, she said nope, she said I don't want you getting hurt
And number two, I don't want to live here anymore
So, if that's true or not, I don't know
But I know that people that might have heard this or known this for a fact
I heard it from people that probably would have known
So I tend to believe it, whether it's true or not I don't know
But me, I think I can believe it
So, anyhow
Patrick Mahomes lives here and he wants to live here so
There we go, and then remember that, that Bozo Bono, Steve Bono
Bono flamed out really bad, oh jeez, after Montana
And I remember they asked him, they go hey man
Do you like San Francisco or Kansas City better, restaurants wise
And he said oh San Francisco, and everybody got after him
And the thing is he was just being honest
He probably likes seafood and that's probably why he likes San Francisco better
But anyhow, restaurant wise, but anyhow
Um, Rob, you have anything you want to bring up or say or talk about?
Yeah, this is kind of stupid
Go ahead, we love stupid, we are called
Hey, I did this one I ran across
We're called two douchebags and microphones so I would expect nothing less
Go ahead
Well, I'm just saying
If you're out wandering in caves
Leave mountain lions alone
Now I just ran across a story that says
When a Missouri hail belly found a furious mountain lion in a cave
I decided to forego my plans of becoming a Missouri cave explorer
And I'll explain why
It's a new video I've uncovered that shows what happened the moment
A hail belly encountered a very ticked off mountain lion hiding in a cave
I don't know the exact location where this video was captured
But I've heard stories of Missourians hiding big cats in caves
Before this guy refers to himself as Outlaw the Hail Belly
It sounds about right in southern Missouri
Oh my god
I can't believe the terminology they're using in this article
Okay, let me put it like this
This dude goes to this cave, finds a mountain lion
And they make, yeah, they got an article on the internet about it
Okay, number one, you know, let's see what we call them, not hailbillies
What would you call like just regular folk down there
No, no, that's what the article, that was the article, that was not my word
No, I know, but what I'm saying is
These people don't, they don't care what people say
So they're not going to get in their face and go, hey, you know, we're going to cancel you
So people get away with saying the word hailbillies
I say it lovingly because I have a lot of friends that are redneck or heck or whatever you want to call it
They're all lovely, kind people
Like I said, I have family in West Virginia
I have family all over
Matter of fact, a lot of the people that I know
Hailbilly is a loving word in our family
Yes, so and also if there's an article that calls them hailbillies
They don't give a shit, why do they care?
They're like, okay, whatever
They're not going to go and try to get them canceled or nothing
They're not like little sissies like that
They're not going to go get their feelings hurt and go run into someone
Oh man, they call those hailbillies
They don't care, they're like whatever
So, anyhow, yeah, yeah, don't fight with mountain lions
You'll probably not win
No, no, just stay the hell away from them, damn
Yeah, that would be my best guess too is stay away from them
Shoot them and eat them for dinner
If you're a hailbilly, you got a gun on you
Yes, and if you're hungry, you're hungry
Right?
Cat steaks, deer steaks, cow steaks
You don't care, it's meat
So, anyhow, you know Elon Musk moved to Texas from California, right?
He moved a lot of his industry from California to Texas
Because he does not get along with California very well
Yes
Elon Musk claims that L.A.'s Crossroads School District turned his daughter into a communist
She went beyond socialism with thinking that anyone rich is evil, the Twitter owner said, of the Santa Monica Institution's purported influence
His remarks come from Walter Izzacon's upcoming biography on Elon Musk
He blames the school for his daughter coming out as a transgender or something like that, allegedly
So, all of that I couldn't tell you, okay?
But I have a feeling, because I didn't like looking into it that much
But I have a feeling what Elon is referring to is bringing up any type of sexuality to children at all, right?
And maybe suggesting to his daughter that she could be a boy, I think is what he's talking about
Yeah
So, anyhow, I think children of a certain age should not know anything about sexuality
They should not have anything pushed on them or even talked about until they get a little bit older
So, I think that's what he's talking about, I'm not for sure
So, anyhow, that's what Elon is saying according to this guy that's doing a biography of him, so, okay
And then, anyhow, this is from AP News
Revellers hurled tomatoes at each other in streets, a wash in Red Pulp in Spanish towns, Tomatina Party in Spain
Some 15,000 people, including many tourists, pasted each other with tomatoes Wednesday as Spain's annual Tomatina Street Battle took place in the eastern town for participants to throw
The street fight leaves both the street, its houses, and participants trenched in Red Pulp
Tickets for the festival starts at 12 euros or 13 dollars
No word on how this bizarre tradition became or if you bring your own tomatoes or if 12 euros covers your whole supply while you're there in this tomato fight or battle or whatever
So, anyhow, when I come back, we'll talk about this lawsuit against 3M, you know 3M, the makers of about everything
Yeah, I go to 3M
Yeah, you would be in manufacturing, so we'll be right back here
Big corporation
Yes
Big corporation, yeah
Yep, almost went to work for them in Nevada, Missouri
Anyhow, I did
Oh, that's funny, I did too
Really? Okay
In Nevada, I was living in Fort Scott, yeah
Oh, okay, cool, well that would have been cool if we met there, wouldn't it?
They're like, hey
Come on, dude, that place had been screwed
Oh, yeah
Get me and you in there, that place had been screwed
Oh, yeah, it had been over
Oh, we'd have a blast
I did work on the building, I put away the explosion joints, the expansion joints for possible explosion
When I was in there working
Oh, wow
Yeah, when I was in there working in the building, when they were first building, I was working for sheet metal number 2
And we were putting in the explosion proof expansion joints
And so you had to wear this certain cloth over your feet, so it would be non-spark
Oh
And anyhow, but I did help build that building
I would have worked there after they opened
Well, no, no, no, I would have worked there too, I almost went to work there, but I went in, went back to work in the city through the Union instead of working down there for 3M
Yeah, yeah
So anyhow, it was just too far for me to drive really, but you being in Fort Scott, you would have been right there
Yeah, yeah, dude, yeah
So why didn't you go to work for them, Rob?
It wasn't meant to be, we'll put it that way
Okay, okay, that's cool, alright, we'll be right back
Life led me to where I am today
Okay, that's cool, well it seems like you're doing fine, so that's good
Yeah, I am
Okay, good, alright, we'll be right back here in a minute
As pleasant as 50 grit sandpaper to your inner thighs
And now, deep thoughts with Mark
So, if I have a glass of ice water and the ice melts into the water, is my water then watered down?
Hm, I may never know
I didn't do it, I'm not the mad shitter
I'm not the mad shitter
Two Shirley Temples and a bottle of scotch, we'll be right back
Alright, two douche bags and microphone on Mark
Yeah, Rob
Well, like we before mentioned, 3M is going through a lawsuit, and on Monday they agreed to pay $6.1 billion to settle a nearly 260,000 lawsuits by current and former US military service members who say they suffered hearing loss from using the company's earplugs according to a person familiar with the agreement
Oh damn
Yeah, I've used 3M earplugs for a long time and I have hearing loss
Oh, I use earplugs to this day, dude
Oh yeah, work in an environment you do
Well, I don't know
Yeah, using a big chop saw, cutting steel, you gotta have earplugs
Do you use 3M or another type?
Uh-huh
Do you use 3M or another type?
No, we use another brand
Okay, well I used 3M for years
So, I don't know, anyhow, I could probably check into this if I wanted, but I don't know, we'll see
I have a lot of tinnitus going on, that ear ringing sucks
So, anyhow, the deal comes after a failed attempt by 3M earlier this year to move the lawsuits, which have grown into the largest mass tort litigation in US history into bankruptcy court in the hope of limiting its liability
So, 3M took it to bankruptcy court hoping to stop so many payouts
The money will be paid out mostly over the next five years, the person familiar with the agreement said 3M shares it was at 5% on Monday and missed the news of the settlement
So, the people that have stock in 3M was just glad that they're doing a settlement and his business as usual
Yeah
So, anyhow, it makes me wonder, I used 3M for a long, long time and I have a lot of hearing loss, so I don't know, who knows
So, anyhow, while we're talking about stuff like that, you know Bill Gates? You know that guy, right?
Yeah
Everybody does
Yep, yep, big, big sack of asshole
He took all his money and spread it to his family so nobody else could get a hold of it, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, that guy
Yeah, that guy
Well, Bill Gates, he took and booked an entire Michelin star restaurant for two days just to sip a Diet Coke and leave without trying a single bite of $313 a meal
Chef says people with money value things less
Indulging cuisine is a symbol of affluence, consider what the wealthiest people might indulge in daily and your imagination might conjure images of a foie gras paired with fruity syrup bowls brimming with caviar nestled in crutch ice
And a delectable wagyu steak for good measure. While billionaires can afford these culinary delights, some are renowned for their surprisingly dietary choices
The late Apple CEO Steve Jobs for us had famously adhered to a fruitation diet
The legendary investor Warren Buffett on the other hand is known for his junk food and soda
Of course
Yeah, so Bill Gates did a little calculating and he figured out that all the, he drinks four or five Diet Cokes a day
In one year he estimated that his Diet Cokes would result in 350 pounds of aluminum
That's how much Diet Coke he drinks
Yeah
Yep
So
In a year?
Yeah, in a year
So that's a lot of Diet Coke
Yeah, it is
Yeah, so anyhow that's the asshole of the week award to Bill Gates
So, we might start doing that, I'm thinking about doing that actually, an asshole of the week
Just sign him up for an ass pad one
Oh, you know what, hang on, let me write that down
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Hang on, hang on here
I couldn't agree with you more
Yeah, yeah, I'm not a fart ass pad one
He hasn't even got an ass pad one yet
Alright, ass
Yeah, no, we haven't already given him one yet
Okay
Even though he's deserved many of them
Okay, also how about Warren Buffett too?
Why not?
Okay, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett
And Warren Buffett
Okay
Next ass pad one
Okay, good, okay, those two are on the list
So, they're both on notice right now
Meanwhile, in Boston a really unique thing happened
The groom's passport was eaten by the dog, for real
I've heard that before
Oh, okay, well this just happened so-
No, no, no, I'm not getting that, that's everybody's excuse
Supposedly this was true, I don't know
Okay
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I was pacing back and forth not really in my right mind. Fertati said, not Fertati, Fertati said, luckily Magda had her wits about her.
Magda Morrissey and Fertati said they received help from the US offices of US Representative Stephen Lynch and US Senator Ed Markey.
And following a passport appointment they had on Monday, Fertati is expected to receive his new travel document Wednesday, just two days before the couple is set to fly to Italy.
We're just really fortunate and optimistic that everyone is going to work our way, Marsey said. The most important thing is that we get married.
Fertati said he will be getting a file cabinet for, or safe, so that he can store his important documents in a safe place in the future.
And I would say, with a dog with those kind of shenanigans, that is probably a good idea. Wouldn't you say so, Rob?
Yeah, yeah I would.
Okay. Alright Rob, you have something you want to go into?
Yes I do, something right up your alley.
Alright, sounds good.
This is a story I ran across on the Middle Voice.
Okay.
Did Kick Axe write a song on Wafst's Last Command album?
Hmm.
Do you remember Kick Axe?
Yeah, I remember them, they were a pretty good band.
Okay.
Okay, do you remember Connorsy? There was rumors going around that they wrote a song on that album?
Yeah, yeah, and I thought it was supposed to not be true.
Okay, well, here's the story, and honestly we're probably still going to be in limbo.
Okay.
Connors, the Middle Voice, recently spoke to Kick Axe co-founder, the guitarist Larry Gilstrom, about the band's new album.
Coming up, upcoming tour, the band's legacy and how the band was asked to write for other metal bands in the 80s, such as Black Sabbath.
Plus, did they write a track on Wafst's second album?
There's speculation and rumor over the years about if the band Kick Axe wrote the song Running Wild in the Streets, or Wafst's second album.
Do you know that song?
Mm-hmm.
The Last Command, which was credited to Black and the Lawless and produced by Spencer Poulford.
I always ask Kick Axe in a recent video interviews about this and this is what guitarist Larry Gilstrom had to say.
It's not something I could talk about, but let's just put it this way.
I had a conversation with Blackie Lawless in the Rainbow Bar and Grill and he said, your version is better than mine.
So they have to only both had a version that's going.
Okay.
So there was a, let's see, so there was a version of ours, Kick Axe, that's all I can say.
No one has ever heard our version because we can't release it.
Taking it one step further, the metal voice then asked former guitarist and Wafst, Chris Holmes, on August 27, 2023, if the rumors were true,
and Holmes said to the metal voice, Ride wild in the streets with a song written by Kick Axe and sold to Spencer Poulford and Blackie Lawless.
Okay, Spencer Poulford is also the one that said that he was trying to get music for Black Sabbath too.
Remember?
Yeah, and there's mention of Black Sabbath.
So yes, this says that song was wrote by Kick Axe.
Wow.
Okay then.
Truth comes out finally.
I find that really interesting that bands like Kick Axe were asked to write music for prominent bands like Wasp and Black Sabbath.
You see what I mean?
Okay, okay, well here's a note, here's a note in this, in this same article.
Note, Spencer Poulford produced Wasp The Last Command in 1984 as well as Kick Axe's debut Vices album.
Yes.
So he had the connections.
Yeah, I know he did. I know he did, there's no doubt about that.
It was just like that Sabbath article that I did where Geezer Butler denied it.
He said they were looking for a singer, they weren't looking for music.
Spencer Proffer was also the one that was producing Sabbath's then Was Gonna Be Born Again album, and that was like the 1983 timeline.
And remember Kick Axe took and went to the recording studio night for the Sabbath stuff, and they were recording the Vices album during the day for the Kick Axe stuff.
Yeah.
Okay, maybe it's all true then.
Yeah, it's true. The recording is article, yeah.
Okay.
They wrote, Kick Axe wrote that song.
So answers finally told, answered.
Chris Holmes finally spilled the fucking beans, huh?
Yeah.
Good. Alright, well you know what, I mean, I guess Kick Axe probably got their degree of money from writing songs for other bands it sounds like.
Sounds like.
Yeah. Wow.
Okay, well, I can, I can believe that.
So, alright, well, we are going on the hour mark here so you want to go ahead and call this a podcast?
Yeah, you want to do another one?
Yeah, we can do another one. Let's go ahead and close this one out.
So, everybody, thanks for listening. We appreciate you. Thank you very much. Have a fantastic evening.
Have a good evening. We'll catch you in a couple minutes.
That's right. Yeah, only you'll hear that in a couple of days.
Yeah.
Yeah. So, sorry, that's just the way it is. So.
Alright, man, everybody have a good night. Thank you for listening. We appreciate you guys, like always. Bye.
Thank you.
Hey, where did everybody go? Where are the douchebags?
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner. Oh geez.
Ugh, I'm glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells.