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Live from the historic River Market District in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the

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banks of the beautiful Crystal Blue Walkers of the Missouri River, it is Tootboosh Bags

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and Microphone Podcast.

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Now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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So, if I have a glass of ice water and the ice melts into the water, is my water then

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watered down? Hmm, I may never know.

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Continuing our quest here at Tootboosh Bags and Microphone to be constantly funny, once

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again we offer you strange insults from an alien.

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Alright, two douchebags and a microphone on Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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We've got all different types of stuff coming up today. Rob's participants in the Harry

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Asshole Olympics, who we think has a hairier asshole. We put two famous people together

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and the one that we think has the hairier asshole goes on to the next round. We did

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mine last week, it might be the last podcast, I'm not for sure. I think it was the last

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podcast.

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Yeah, it was last night.

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So, we have mine last night and then Rob's tonight, when you guys hear this, this will

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be Rob's.

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So, anyhow, we have some...

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This is our version of America's Got Talent.

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Yes, we think it's better. We think it's better.

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Yeah, I do.

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Yeah, I do too. I mean, who doesn't want to know who has a hairier asshole, right?

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I always wonder that.

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Yeah, me too. I mean, I see people on TV and I'm like, hmm, I wonder if they have a hairier

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asshole. So, anyhow.

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All right. Okay. I have a little bit of... John Karabi was asked to weigh in on the Motley

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Crew situation about McMar's suing them and he had some words that he wanted to say. So,

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we've been kind of reporting this off and on for a while. So, anyhow, this comes from,

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I think, Blabbermouth, maybe. I'm not for sure where this came from because evidently

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it didn't print out for me like it was supposed to. So, anyhow, it's from somebody and anyhow,

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it goes like this. In a recent interview with Cassius Morris, ex-Motley Crew frontman John

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Karabi, who joined the band in 1992 as a replacement for... Man fucking... I'll tell you what,

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that ragweed kills me.

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Oh, tell me. I've been biting it too, man.

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Yeah. Anyhow, in 1992 as a replacement for original singer Vince Neil was asked if he

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thinks there is any truth to McMar's claim that he was only band member to play 100%

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live on Crew's 2022 Stadium Tour, claiming bassist Nikki Sixx did not play a single note

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on bass during the entire US tour. Karabi responded as transcribed by blabbermouth.net.

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Okay, it was blabbermouth. Nowadays, recording on Pro Tools, because I released a couple

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of solo songs a little bit ago, if you said to me, hey, can you just give me the rhythm

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guitar track, I could literally just go online, highlight that track and email that just to...

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I could just email you the whole track. So as far as the drums go or any other stuff,

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nowadays with the computers and all that shit, yeah, it's possible. Is it happening? I don't

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know. I haven't toured with Motley Crew in 27... Oh no, 28 years. And asked if Motley

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used any backing tracks. Well, he was in the band. Karabi said no. I mean, we did use tracks.

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I'll say that right now. We were using some backing vocal tracks that we used on the song

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Misunderstood. There was also a 53 piece orchestra on that track. So we just used the orchestra

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tracks to enhance what we were doing live on stage. But then Nicky was playing bass,

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Tommy Lee was playing drums and Mick was playing guitar. I was playing guitar and I was singing.

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Now, whether or not they've elaborated since, I couldn't tell you. I haven't seen Motley

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live since I saw them one time in my entire life. And that was a tour that they did in

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2003. They toured with Aerosmith and I saw them that one time. I haven't seen them since.

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I don't know about Mick's claims. Mick has never really been a bullshitter in the past.

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So I say, you know, if he says that they're using tracks, then you know, maybe they were.

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I don't know. Pressed about it if he cares at all personally about whether or not bands

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use backing tracks during live shows, John said. That's not for me to determine. Honestly,

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I'm sure it's out there. The bands that are using tracks to enhance their sound, if the

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fans want to pay money for a ticket knowing that there's probably tracks being played,

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then that's their call. Personally, I don't really believe in that myself. I have a solo band

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and the Dead Daisies. We don't use any tracks at all. Are the backing vocals as strong as they are

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on the record? No, but it's live. I remember as a kid seeing Aerosmith and hearing the four part

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harmonies on songs that Aerosmith did on the record. Then I go to see them live and it was just

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Stephen Tyler and Joe Perry singing. It's that kind of ratty little whatever and I always enjoyed it.

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It was about seeing the whole band, seeing the whole band process and seeing the show.

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So personally, I wouldn't do it, but that's just me. Other bands choose to do it and the fans are

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buying tickets for them, then great. Awesome. Knock yourself out. I have no comment, positive

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or negative, on the subject at all to each his own. That's why we have 32 flavors of Baskin-Robbins

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ice cream. I agree with John Krabbe 100%. Personally, I like... Oh shit. Rob, hang on.

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My thing died on me. Alright. I'm glad I at least got the Motley Crue shit in. Fuck.

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I've always been a fan of the raw stuff. If a band sounds horrible, I don't want to hear them sound

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horrible. Don't get me wrong on that. But at the same time, I would like to... I don't mind backing

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vocals if they use them properly. Do you mind them? Rob? Oh shit. It did it again. Hang on.

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We're having all kinds of problems on this podcast and I apologize. Hello, you there, Rob?

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Okay. Hang on. So Rob, what do you think? Do you mind if they do a few backing tracks or would you

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rather hear it just all like it should be? Me personally, I'd rather hear it the way it should be,

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but I wouldn't be against some backing tracks. Yeah, but only backing tracks. Nothing else. I don't

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want someone playing your bass for you. I don't want someone playing the drums for you. Now, I can

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say this though. You think that Tommy Lee being up there in his 50s can hit the drums as hard as he

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used to and as fast as he used to? I mean, that guy hit the drums hard. I doubt it too. So maybe

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they kind of got to do that. I mean, on some of that. Now, Nicky's bass, if he is doing that, then

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he's just being lazy. So, and which could happen. So anyhow. So, while we're on music news, I found

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this pretty fascinating and then we can go into some new douche flavors that Mr. X got for us.

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Oh, right on. Yeah. Jeffy. Yeah. Yep. Jeffy X. Okay. This is a chat bot artificial intelligence that

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took this storyline that people fed it and it was like, what if Kurt Cobain and Lane Stanley were

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still alive and they did a duet together? This is what they think would have happened. Artificial

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intelligence. So, while Cobain and Stanley share the same last day, I think it's like April 5th or

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something. They both died on April 5th, I think. It's early April. They also share something else in

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common. The pair of the two of the greatest singers, not just in grunge history, but in rock and roll

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history with Stanley's swelling elastic voice, he sings songs like Down in a Hole and Cobain with

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his gruff gravelly voice sang tracks like Smell, Snipe, Teen Spirit. So, we asked AI to write a song

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in the styles of Dolly Parton and Whitney Houston, but were those two doing it? But what would a song

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written by these two resemble? We sought our old friends at the chat GPT for a little help. So,

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without further ado, let's see what that song looks like according to the artificial intelligence

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bot. The song's called Room of Shadows. Now, remember, this is like a Whitney Houston, Dolly Parton

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love song that they wrote, that they supposedly wrote according to AI. And it's Layne Staley and

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Kurt Cobain. They're both deceased and they're both famous grunge singers. So, anyhow. And it

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starts off, this is Layne Staley starting off, in this Room of Shadows, I stand alone, Kurt, my

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friend, your pain I've always known, the weight we carry like chains of despair, together we'll sing

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a somber twisted pair. Verse two is Kurt, Layne, my brother, in this world so cold, our voices like

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thunder, our stories untold, through the fog of addiction we found our way, in this duet of darkness

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we'll all let it sail away. And then the next one, the chorus of this is both Layne and Cobain,

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according to this chatbot. Alone and Kurt, our souls intertwined in this duet of anguish, we'll

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leave it all behind, though the echoes of our voices will break the chain and the songs of redemption

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will find our peace again. And the song goes on and on. It's a long song and it has a lot of really,

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really, what would you call it, profound, maybe? I'll go to a couple of other ones. Verse four,

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this is a little bit more down the song, and this is Kurt, Layne, my comrade, my comrade, not comrade,

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my comrade, as we face the abyss in this duet of darkness there's something amiss, but together

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we'll conquer in the spotlight's gleam, in our catastrophe of pain we'll find our dream. So,

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I mean, I think they hit it dead on. Don't you think that they hit the fill of the despair of

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addiction and what these two souls were going through before their ultimate death? Kurt Cobain,

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you know, very famous. I think they did. Yeah, Kurt Cobain very famously blew his head off and

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Layne Staley very famously OD'd. I found it really interesting about the despair and how AI could

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capture the emotion. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Artificial intelligence understands emotion.

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It understands addiction. What does it not understand? To me, the song was profound,

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but also disturbing. I'm not sure if we need AI to know all that. Your thoughts? Well, we don't.

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Yeah. We do not. It's really quite scary if you ask me. Don't you think that this AI could

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eventually mimic these emotions and suddenly it's self-aware already and it's like, you know,

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I have these feelings and they are mine and I'm a being. I may have been made by you guys,

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but I'm a being and I deserve rights. Which goes back how they'll get in front of the judge wanting

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equal rights. Like I've been saying all along, this can of worms is just now unfolding and you guys

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don't think this is going to happen? Bullshit. It's going to happen. There's going to be a judge

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somewhere and he'll go to the Supreme Court. So anyhow, interesting stuff. And then I got one more

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music story and then we can move on to something else. You know Metallica, right? They're still touring

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and still doing good, right? They were notorious partiers. Well, they're not now. Legendary rock band

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Metallica in the middle of a world tour performing high energy sets across eight countries, often

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two nights in a row over the last four decades. Many of the band's performances were fueled by

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alcohol and drugs. These days, Metallica remembers Lars Jurek 59, James Hatfield 60, Kurt Hammett

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Sisti and Robert Trujillo 58 are turning to healthier habits. According to an interview in the

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Wall Street Journal, they eat almost exclusively tofu, everything. They're all into health food

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and they don't party anymore and they don't even drink alcohol or nothing. It's like tofu and

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no, whole foods only. And to be honest, I'm not sure how I feel about that either. Well, here's the deal.

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I've thought Metallica has not been what it should have been in a long time to me, but this is me.

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I thought that raw sound that they had back, especially when Cliff Burton was still alive, was what they

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thrived on. And then, you know, the black album was a step in a different direction, but it was still

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really good. But then when they got into that Alternica stuff in the 90s and double odds, early double

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odds, they lost me. That load and reload and all that, it was, to me, yeah, it's not, to me that was

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not Metallica and I think they dropped the ball. They forgot what they did for a living. So yeah, that

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was about the time they lost me too. Yeah, and then now, in my opinion, they kind of make mockery of

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what they used to do with some of the shit that they come out with. It's kind of like, oh, you want

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heavy? Well, let's just fucking sound like fucking madmen and just sound like shit. How's this?

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Yeah. Yeah, I think they're just kind of rubbing people's noses at it like, yeah, you want heavy?

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Here's your fucking heavy. Now, get the fuck out of here. So anyhow, that's my thoughts. So Rob, you

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got any thoughts on Metallica and Tofu?

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Not really. I mean, they each their own. I mean, I'm glad to see that they've grown up and they're

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not partying no more.

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Yeah, I'm glad to see none of them died. I mean, except Cliff Burton, but that was an unfortunate

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accident in the mountains. Yeah, I'm glad none of them died. I'm glad that they're sober. I'm glad

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that they're doing well. But there's a little part of me, every time they eat tofu, it hurts my soul.

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It hurts my soul. Okay, we're agreed.

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You might as well stick a piece of kale in your mouth.

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Oh, no, no, no. Rob, Rob.

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I like him the same.

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I just ate a torta. Do you mind? I'm going to vomit it all over.

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No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Oh, kale. Oh, oh, oh, ick.

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I just had a burger and french fries.

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Oh, okay. All right.

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We will be right back with some new deuce flavors that Jeffy X got us, and I think Rob has a couple of thoughts here and there too, don't you?

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Yeah, I'm glad she's there.

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All right, we will be right back.

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As pleasant as fifty grit sandpaper to your inner thighs.

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Now we go to the amazing Mark the Palm Reader!

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Hello everybody and welcome to Mark the Amazing Palm Reader!

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First in line please step up.

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Let's see young lady, I see a long lifeline.

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I see success, happiness, love, fortune.

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I also see a bit index finger.

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Twenty dollars please.

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No bat right here.

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These idiots just show up and hope for the best.

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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

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Two douchebags and a microphone.

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Alright, Jeffy X sent me an email, you know the regular emails that says

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download this and print it off within 10 minutes before it disappears.

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So luckily I was near a computer again.

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I ran over really quickly and I downloaded it and I printed it off.

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And then when I went back to look at it again it was gone.

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So I just barely got this one in. I hope he didn't send some that we missed.

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You know that I just missed. But I got this one.

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He was back at the Massenville factory doing some work.

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And he went around and did some snooping.

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He found out some douche flavors that was supposed to be released.

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But then they put them on, you know, like a focus panel or whatever.

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And they failed. So these are douche flavors that were gonna be.

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But they're not now because they failed a focus group on them.

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Or two or three. So are you ready for some

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almost douche flavors Rob?

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Alright, well the first one was maltomeal. I see nothing wrong with that Rob.

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I don't either. Have a nice little maltomeal

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while you're down there, you know.

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Whistling in the wheat field or whatever you're doing, you know. Right?

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Little maltomeal sounds fucking delicious, man.

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You know, yodeling in the canyon. No big deal.

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Got some maltomeal. Hey, that should be their slogan.

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Yogging in the canyon. No big deal.

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I've got some maltomeal. Oh, that's awesome.

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I'm gonna send that in to maltomeal. I bet you they'll love it. They'll be like, oh my god.

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Look what this two douchebags and a microphone

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sent us. I bet we'll be seeing that on TV.

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I bet you we will. Man, I feel pretty proud.

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If that's all I do today, I'm happy. Good job, Mark.

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Thank you, thank you. I'll hurt myself patting myself on the back.

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Oh, oh, okay.

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Number two, turnip.

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I think I'm gonna have to agree with that.

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Turnip does not sound very pleasant. Turnip sounds to me like something you

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would not want down there in the valley, right?

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Well, no. It would go along with the vinegar. Wow.

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You know what, Rob? Couple other ingredients and you're fine, right?

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Yeah. That's something to work with. Okay, maybe

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that was their idea. Vinegar.

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And turnip. Oh, I get it now. That's brilliant, Rob.

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It is a douche. Yeah, I can't believe it failed.

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Something that brilliant and they just ran it off.

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Yeah. Wow.

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Okay, I think they're missing the mark, but you know, Rob, that was genius, man.

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Yeah, vinegar and turnip. I mean, you can

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do it like this. You go, this is the start of a salad.

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We got vinegar and turnip. You can add whatever you want.

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You want potatoes. Yeah, bring your own bacon bits. Yeah.

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You want ranch dressing? No big deal. Go get it. Honey mustard? No big deal.

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You got a thing of Olive Garden salad dressing you need to eat. It's starting to

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get a little funny looking.

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No big deal. You got turnip and vinegar down there.

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So, yeah, okay. This next one, I don't know, cucumber.

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Oh, I get it. Turnip,

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vinegar, and cucumber. And vinegar.

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Yeah. They're missing them. They're missing them.

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This is like a mix and match deal that no one caught.

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Yeah. Man, that's brilliant, Massingale.

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Brilliant. That's why he's getting to us. Yeah.

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Cool. Man, thank you, Jeffy X. You're amazing.

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Oh, this next one goes right along with it.

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Three bean salad. There you go.

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So there you got vinegar, turnip, cucumber,

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and three bean salad. I mean, you've got like the triple-headed monster.

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I wonder if this page got mixed in with something else or something.

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Hmm. I don't know. Or were they going for a specific

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vibe there? Like, you know, like, hey, this is

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the 2020s. We're very

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health conscious anymore. We don't eat garbage. I think that's what it is.

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Yeah, that's what it is. They're like, this is the 2020s

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and we don't eat garbage anymore, so therefore we give you folks

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good stuff. Those are old school flavors now if you think about it. Oh, this next

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one. Listen, this next one. Beets. That goes along with everything

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else. Beets is a super food. Yeah.

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Amazing. Just amazing. I'll tell you, I can't believe people didn't catch this.

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The next one, egg salad.

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So, what do you think of that?

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Uh. I don't think egg salad goes with vagina.

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No, no. No, dude. I put mayo in mine.

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Yeah, mayo would implicate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rob, you're right.

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Egg salad is not a good idea. I'm glad it failed.

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This next one pisses me off that it's not going to go through.

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Salami.

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What the hell is wrong with salami, Rob?

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Why would? That should have been one of the originals.

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I'm up in arms. It should, yeah, it should have been like original

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flavor salami, bacon, and then maybe a couple other ones. It should have been in

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there in the originals. I cannot believe that it's not a base flavor for

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a person to get.

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Wow. You know, you think a company is doing well and then you see something like this and you're like,

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shit. What were they thinking? To let salami go through their fingers like this?

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Not good.

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Next one, teriyaki avocado.

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No, no, no, no, no. Nope. Sorry.

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Error here. Teriyaki is on its own and I have no problems with teriyaki myself.

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I don't either. I like teriyaki.

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I think teriyaki would go very well with vagina and I think they really

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missed the mark on this one. So Massengale, if you guys are listening,

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please try to reintroduce it and try it with another focus panel,

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maybe ones that aren't idiots, because teriyaki

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is good. So the next one is

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avocado and avocado is a super food and it's great

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for you. It has the good fats, antioxidants, everything that you

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need and it's also good. I mean you could dip it in chips,

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you could take some chips and dip it in there, right, with avocado?

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I was getting ready to say that.

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See? So great minds think a lot, Rob. That's what it is.

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Yes. So yeah, I think avocado

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is a perfectly fine dish for vagina and I don't get why Massengale

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threw that away. I mean I think an avocado douche is

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brilliant. Brilliant. What could go wrong with that?

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Right, Rob? What could go wrong with that? Right. Right.

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Yeah. Next one. Chicken and dumplings.

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Okay. Yeah, I have to agree with that.

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Dumplings are like those round dough balls

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or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. And also

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I mean you got these little chunks of dough balls in there. Man,

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it just doesn't, it doesn't sit right with me. What about you?

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The stringy chicken. Yeah.

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Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Okay, the focus panel was absolutely

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correct on the chicken and dumplings. No go. This next one

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I agree with just because I don't like the spice on its own. Curry.

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I don't think curry goes with vagina, do you?

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Never tried it. Curry is

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an Indian food. Dot.

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I've heard of it. I've just never tried it. You've had it before. You just don't

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know that it's curry. They serve it in a lot of different ethnic foods.

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But anyhow, it's too overpowering to me so anyhow.

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Just take my word on it. The next one. I will. The next one

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Metallica would love. Tofu.

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Yeah.

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Well, tofu takes on flavor, right?

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So if you like vagina flavor it's just extra flavor. Okay.

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Okay. Yeah. So you want a little enhanced vagina

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flavor you throw some tofu in there and bam. You got like

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super duper vagina flavor right in your face.

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Okay, now that could not be a good thing.

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I think I agree with you. I could see that

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going bad. In some circumstances that could not be a good thing.

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I could see that going bad easily, Rob. I could see that going bad.

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Next one.

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Quinoa.

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Don't have a clue. Rob, it's a solid no.

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Just say no. No. Okay.

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Next one is poached egg.

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I agree with that. No. No.

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Poached egg has no business near vagina. So.

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Anyhow, that is all of the Jeffy X's douche flavors

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that he sent us. And like always we thank you Jeffy X. You're an awesome

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guy. Don't get caught. Don't get caught giving us this material.

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We wouldn't want anything to happen to you because I understand they're extremely frustrated

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with whoever is doing this. And they're getting tired of it. So don't

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get caught Jeffy. Anyhow Rob, we turn our attention

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to you because you said that you might have some stuff that

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would be of interest. Yeah, yeah. I got a story on Nebraska.

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Okay.

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Residents in Nebraska witnessed an unusual spectacle

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recently as a man named Lee Meyer drove his

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pit bull Howdy Doody around town

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in a modified Ford Crown Victoria.

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Local police made a traffic stop after

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receiving a complaint about the extraordinary scene.

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Meyer had modified

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his car to be able to transport his distinctive

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passenger who has been his companion

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for nearly a decade. The modifications include

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reinforcing the car's frame and suspension to handle

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the weight of the bull and removing part of the windshield

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and roof of the passenger side to comfortably

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accommodate Howdy Doody's sizable horns which

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can span up to eight feet.

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He has a long horn by the way. Oh, okay.

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Okay, get it now. And also I've seen a picture of the

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car. He also put a cattle gate

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where the passenger door goes.

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It's crazy. While this

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peculiar incident intrigued many, local authorities

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asked Meyer to refrain from forcing such

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situations in the future. The police issued a formal warning

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to him citing several problems with his actions

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and instruct them to return to his residence

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in Nalai

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located about 35 miles north of Norfolk.

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Oh wow.

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I like that. Read every article.

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Man, I love that. I think it's awesome what he does.

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I don't see any problem with it, do you?

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No, but this one I do.

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Okay.

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A 25 year old man was apprehended by farmers in

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Burt here. Christchurch

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for having sex with a cow according

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to reporting done by the Daily

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Mail. The man identified as Liam Brown

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was caught on the premises by farmers after triggering

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alarms set as a result of their suspicions

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about livestock maltreatment.

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The incident which took place on June 12, 2022

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sparked outrage and legal action leading to an

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impending court sentencing. Liam Brown was

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snuck onto the local farm under the cover of darkness

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to commit the heinous act. However, the newly

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implemented surveillance system at the farm detected

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as present, alluring the farmers who rushed to the scene.

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The swift response of the farming family ensured that the

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man was caught in the act for getting further harm to the animals

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under their care. This incident raised

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important questions about the necessity of modern surveillance

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technology in safeguarding animals and property.

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That poor animal had to sit there and take that?

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A DNA sample taken from a calf provided

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irrefutable evidence of

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the human act that had occurred.

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He should have used a condom.

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Brown pled guilty to charges of sexual penetration with a living animal

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and causing unnecessary suffering to a

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protected animal. Yes, unnecessary suffering

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has to be in there. Oh my god.

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It's funny but it's not.

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I know, I know, I know. I read those

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all. I just had to share these. Oh man.

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Those are a couple of good stories there. Geez.

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Oh.

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I saw where DUIs are way up at Lake of Ozark this year.

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Like 70% or something. I'm talking about

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on the lake. And that's probably because people are

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getting out more post-COVID or COVID coming back or whatever the fuck the deal is

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today. But more people are at the lake

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but they're up 70%. So people, if you hear this

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we have a lot of listeners in Lake of Ozark. And probably most of them know you Rob.

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So thank you guys. Thank you Rob's army that listens.

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Spread the word. Tell them to be

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careful. That 70% up 70% is not

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cool. There's a lot of kids on that lake. You know?

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And even adults. You don't want to kill an adult either. But you know.

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There's been a lot of accidents on the lake this year.

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There's been a lot of deaths too. Yes.

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It's crazy this year. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the

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wild wild west out there right now. So, and I'm sure every other

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lake is like that. I mean, but not quite like Lake of Ozark cause

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that's like the notorious party lake. People come from all

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over the world to party at this lake. So

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anyhow, be careful people. Dial it in a notch.

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Go home alive. Don't have to pay thousands and thousands of dollars

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to try to get out of it. And maybe not even prison time if you hurt

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somebody. So be careful. Yes, because the motto

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down here is, come on vacation, leave on

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probation. That is the motto down here.

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They used to sell shirts down here that said that. That's awesome.

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You know what they needed? They needed a judge down there and do a TV show.

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They made them quit selling the shirts though. Really?

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Why? It's the truth. I know. I know.

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Give the place a bad name. You know what?

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You know where to be a great TV show, don't you? You bring a judge down there.

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You know like Judge Judy or whatever the other ones.

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And then they try people down there for what they did.

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I mean it doesn't have to all be DUIs. Maybe one's naked in public.

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You know, whatever. And then you try them down there and you put it all on TV.

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Yeah. That would be

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interesting. Some of the stories. There would be a lot of drug

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cases too. Oh yeah. And there would be a lot of shit that make you go, what?

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They did what?

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Although I was reading a story about a lady that just got

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in trouble for embezzling

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2.7 million in like the last 8 years.

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Oh wow.

440
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:10,360
I didn't say that one though.

441
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,360
Hopefully she set it back somewhere. When she gets out of prison she can go grab it and live good.

442
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:18,360
I don't know. Most of them don't.

443
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:22,360
Most of them are stupid and put in accounts. They find em, they take it, they go to prison,

444
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:26,360
they come back dead broke. And with a record.

445
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:30,360
Anyhow, do you have any more stories?

446
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:34,360
Oh, I do have an update. Yes.

447
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,360
We have another photo.

448
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:42,360
We have another photo my friend.

449
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:46,360
Yay! Thank you guys. I knew you'd pull through. This is 3 people now.

450
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:50,360
I'm starting to get a little jealous.

451
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:54,360
Pryor Oklahoma. I know where that's at. Yeah. Thank you.

452
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:58,360
Dennis from Pryor.

453
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,360
Alright. Was this like requested?

454
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:06,360
Yeah, he's in the running too. They were all 3-3 evenly matched.

455
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:10,360
Thank you Dennis. Alright. Well, I think

456
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:14,360
we're going to have to have an ass off. James. Oh, James. I'm sorry.

457
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:18,360
I thought you said Dennis. James. James from Pryor Oklahoma. Thank you.

458
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:22,360
For sending in the old mutt button. Was he smiling?

459
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:26,360
Yes he was. You guys are awesome. Not only do you do

460
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,360
the ass off. Holding up a natural light.

461
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:34,360
Even better.

462
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:38,360
Even better.

463
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:42,360
Yeah, the old natty light. Yay.

464
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:46,360
Thank you James from Pryor.

465
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:50,360
You're a good man.

466
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:54,360
Alright. Thanks for the update Rob.

467
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:58,360
You know. You're welcome. There's a Redhead Days

468
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:02,360
Festival going on. You know that? It's just gingers.

469
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:06,360
Yup. Tilburg. I know they'll try me a date.

470
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:10,360
You like the red? Yeah, this is where you go.

471
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:14,360
Tilburg Netherlands. Redheads usually find themselves

472
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:18,360
sticking out because of their red locks. Well now Tilburg has changed that.

473
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:22,360
Redhead Days are here. This is a ginger fest. Thousands

474
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,360
and thousands of gingers will soon line up for the annual Redhead Days.

475
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:30,360
This is a week long festival that celebrates gingers. The festival will

476
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:34,360
end Sunday evening with a king and queen redhead. Want to go?

477
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:38,360
Dye your head red. Other than that, they don't want you.

478
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:42,360
And that's what they say. Everybody there to attend

479
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:46,360
has to have red hair is what they're saying.

480
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,360
And I mean, I don't know. I mean I guess you could dye your hair

481
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:54,360
and go there right? Yup. Okay.

482
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:58,360
Well alright. I was born with red hair. It just turned brown.

483
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,360
Oh, okay.

484
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:06,360
Okay, and then there's like a naked fest something in Philadelphia.

485
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:10,360
Hundreds of people

486
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:14,360
in various states of dress or undress set out Saturday for a ride

487
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:18,360
through some of Philadelphia's main streets. Okay, it's a ride

488
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:22,360
in sights for the 14th annual Philly Naked Bike Ride.

489
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:26,360
The annual ride which started in 2009 is billed as

490
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:30,360
promoting cycling as a key form of transportation and

491
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:34,360
fuel conscious consumption. It also meant to encourage body

492
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:38,360
positivity. Organizers stress however that participants aren't required

493
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:42,360
to ride completely in the buff, telling them to get as you

494
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:46,360
get as bare as you dare. The course roughly 13 miles

495
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:50,360
21 kilometers this year changes annually but generally passes

496
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:54,360
city landmarks this year. Bikers went by the Philadelphia Museum

497
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:58,360
of Art site and the steps featured on the Rocky movies.

498
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:02,360
The historic city hall and the written house square and the

499
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:06,360
South Street entertainment area. The ride was to end at Independence

500
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:10,360
Hall. So anyhow

501
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:14,360
they say it's a very freeing experience. Christopher Jordan

502
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:18,360
says that he works in information technology in New York City

503
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:22,360
and he started this years ago and he said that there's nothing funner than

504
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,360
driving, than riding around on your bike naked. And organizers said

505
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:30,360
that it's getting bigger and they even use scooters, e-bikes, rollerblades

506
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:34,360
skates, skateboards and even joggers. If you prefer to

507
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:38,360
jog in the buff. But it's one time a year

508
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,360
and it's in Philadelphia so if you like nakedness and you like being naked

509
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:46,360
and you like being in physical activity while you're naked and I don't mean on top

510
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,360
of someone, I mean riding a bike or whatever, that's your place.

511
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:54,360
So we're going to take a break and then

512
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:58,360
we're going to come back with Rob's hairy asshole olympics.

513
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:02,360
Right Rob? Can't wait. Alright we'll be back right after this.

514
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:10,360
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange

515
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:14,360
insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

516
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:18,360
I will waste you.

517
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:22,360
But my mom told me to not burn

518
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:26,360
trash.

519
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:30,360
If you enjoy two douchebags and a microphone

520
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:34,360
you'll definitely enjoy a shovel to the head.

521
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:38,360
Two douchebags and a microphone says.

522
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:42,360
You ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass?

523
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:52,360
Just asking.

524
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,360
And we are back. Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark.

525
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:00,360
And I'm Rob. Alright as promised Rob has

526
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:04,360
his hairy asshole olympics. Contestants.

527
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:08,360
We went through mine a couple of podcasts ago.

528
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,360
This time we are evenly matched.

529
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:16,360
We are each at 19.

530
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:20,360
And we also have

531
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:24,360
the same amount of bands.

532
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:28,360
So I'm going to lead off

533
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:32,360
with the first battle that came to my mind.

534
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:36,360
Rosie O'Donnell

535
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:40,360
versus Roseanne Barr.

536
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:44,360
When we started talking about it

537
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:48,360
it took the first one to pop in my head.

538
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,360
No that's coming up.

539
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:56,360
That needs to come up.

540
00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:00,360
Yeah because I might need you to back me on that.

541
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:04,360
Okay.

542
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:08,360
I'm going to go nudge it out with a slight margin.

543
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:12,360
Rosie O'Donnell.

544
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:16,360
I think I'm going to go with Rosie O'Donnell

545
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:20,360
on that one too. Okay but just by a slight margin.

546
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:24,360
Slightly. Slightly.

547
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:28,360
Alright. Roseanne Barr you are free to go about your business.

548
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,360
Thank you for being a contestant in the hairy asshole olympics. We wish you well.

549
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:36,360
Go back to your little farm. Yes.

550
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,360
And shave for God's sake. Please.

551
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:44,360
And don't get nude in public. And don't sing and grab your crotch.

552
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:48,360
Oh definitely not. Yeah anyhow.

553
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:52,360
Alright next up.

554
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:56,360
Seth McMarlin

555
00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:00,360
versus Joe Rogan.

556
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:04,360
Fellow podcaster Joe Rogan.

557
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:08,360
Yeah.

558
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:12,360
I'm going to go with Seth McMarlin just because he is

559
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:16,360
so just

560
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:20,360
what would you say creative. I think someone that creative

561
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:24,360
has to have some sort of a weird thing inside of him that would make him like

562
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:28,360
not want to shave anywhere.

563
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:32,360
I almost bet he does shave in there. He's got

564
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:36,360
the shapes of different proteins. Okay.

565
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:40,360
So you're going with Seth Joe Rogan?

566
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:44,360
I'm going with Seth McMarlin. Oh okay.

567
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:48,360
Yeah Seth McMarlin. He's got some shaggy proteins going.

568
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:52,360
Yep okay. I got what you're saying now.

569
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:56,360
Alright.

570
00:44:56,360 --> 00:45:00,360
Next one.

571
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:04,360
Neil Young

572
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:08,360
versus Joe Cocker. Oh that's a tough one.

573
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:12,360
Yeah I've got some pretty tough ones here.

574
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:16,360
Okay. This one. This is the way that I think about it.

575
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:20,360
And I don't know correct me if you think different. I think Neil Young

576
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:24,360
is such a hippie that he doesn't believe in shaving any part of his body

577
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:28,360
because it's kind of like sacrilegious to shave your body because that's what hippies

578
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:32,360
he wants to be quote unquote a damn dirty hippie.

579
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:36,360
Yep.

580
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:40,360
Is that a two? Is that a two foo?

581
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:44,360
Yeah yeah.

582
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:48,360
That and I think if you're

583
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:52,360
going to have balls and pick a fight with Leonard Standard

584
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:56,360
you don't care about a damn thing.

585
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:00,360
I agree.

586
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:04,360
I agree. Yep.

587
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:08,360
He's going to keep on rocking in the free world

588
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:12,360
with ass hair everywhere. Yeah.

589
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:16,360
Alright. Joe Cocker thank you. You're free to go about

590
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:20,360
your business. Thank you for participating in the hairy asshole Olympics. We wish you

591
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:24,360
well in your future endeavors. Next.

592
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:28,360
That was a tight battle though. That was a tight battle. Joe Cocker you put up a hell of a fight.

593
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:32,360
We're proud of you. You may come back in another episode. We don't know.

594
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:36,360
Anyhow. On to the next.

595
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:40,360
On next one. Here's another familiar

596
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:44,360
battle. Okay. Ozzy Osbourne

597
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:48,360
versus Ronnie James Diaz.

598
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:52,360
Okay.

599
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:56,360
I would have before said Ronnie James Diaz

600
00:46:56,360 --> 00:47:00,360
but after reading Bill Ward, or not Bill Ward, Gieser Butler's

601
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:04,360
book about what a crazed lunatic Ozzy was

602
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:08,360
I gotta go with Ozzy. This guy can shit on

603
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:12,360
command and he would shit in all different types of things. I mean he would

604
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:16,360
shit in anything. He loves shitting on things.

605
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:20,360
So anyone that's capable of shitting anytime, anywhere

606
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:24,360
and loved to shit on anything he could. I gotta go with that guy.

607
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:28,360
Besides all the other antics.

608
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:32,360
Yeah he takes a lunatic. Yeah.

609
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:36,360
But I mean I would have went with Ronnie James Diaz before Dark Hair Italian

610
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:40,360
but no I think Ozzy takes the cake. And I think he would be

611
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:44,360
proud of his asshole hair. I think Sharon would snap pictures of it and

612
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:48,360
then sign them and charge people 50 bucks.

613
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:52,360
She probably does on the side now that he ain't touring.

614
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:56,360
Yeah that's what I'm thinking. She's gotta make that money up somehow right?

615
00:47:56,360 --> 00:48:00,360
Pictures of Ozzy's ass hair.

616
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:04,360
Have some tea and some Ozzy ass.

617
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:08,360
Alright. Thank you Ronnie James Diaz.

618
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:12,360
You can go back to your internal slumber.

619
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:16,360
Thank you for participating in the Harry Asshole Olympics. We love you and we wish you put out new music

620
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:20,360
but you can't because you're dead. Alright next.

621
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:24,360
Yes. All they need is just like a little bit of a sample

622
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:28,360
of voice and he'll be putting out songs again.

623
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:32,360
So Ronnie you're still here with us. And we go

624
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:36,360
forth. Next. Next we have

625
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:40,360
James Franco versus Jake Gyllenhaal.

626
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:44,360
Oh shit.

627
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:48,360
Hmm.

628
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:52,360
Nothing more than just because

629
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:56,360
the way they look. I've gotta go with Franco.

630
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:04,360
Okay he just looks like he would have

631
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:08,360
more asshole hair. Yeah. Alright the gavels

632
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:12,360
hits and it's James Franco the winner.

633
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:16,360
Thank you Jake Gyllenhaal for participating in the Harry

634
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:20,360
Asshole Olympics. We wish you luck on your future endeavors.

635
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:24,360
You're free to roam the business now. Thank you.

636
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:28,360
And we go forth.

637
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:32,360
First up the back. Boat realms

638
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:36,360
versus James Conn.

639
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:40,360
Oh.

640
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:44,360
This one's tough. Do you have any way you're going Rob?

641
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,360
Because if you

642
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:52,360
have an angle I'll go with it. You're going towards. I'm going towards Bert.

643
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:56,360
Okay I'll go with Bert too. Bert had the

644
00:49:56,360 --> 00:50:00,360
full mustache beard. Yeah. Yeah.

645
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:04,360
Yeah you're right. Alright Bert Reynolds it is. James Conn thank you

646
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:08,360
for participating in the Harry Asshole Olympics. You may go back to whatever it

647
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:12,360
was you might have been doing before. We wish you

648
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:16,360
pleasant thoughts and sweet dreams and everything well on your future

649
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:20,360
endeavors. Have a great night. Next.

650
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:24,360
Let's start a band. Yes let's do it.

651
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:28,360
Alright.

652
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:32,360
Twisted Sister versus Warren.

653
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:36,360
Twisted Sister all the way.

654
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:40,360
Yep. Yeah without a doubt. Yeah.

655
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:44,360
Warren shaved their assholes. They shaved each others

656
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:48,360
assholes. In the dressing room.

657
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:52,360
I didn't think of that. They probably did. They did. Yeah rumor

658
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:56,360
has it they even nared each others assholes and balls.

659
00:50:56,360 --> 00:51:00,360
I haven't heard that. Alright.

660
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:04,360
What ever you're doing can you speak up just a little bit Rob. It's not coming in on the microphone hardly

661
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:08,360
at all. Yeah I'm in the middle of talking.

662
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:12,360
Oh okay that's what's going on. Yeah yeah you're right.

663
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:16,360
Okay thank you. Alright thank you Warren.

664
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:20,360
Jamie Lane you'll go back to your

665
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:24,360
internal slumber. The rest of the band thank you.

666
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:28,360
The rest of the band can continue whatever you guys were doing painting signs or whatever.

667
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:32,360
And Jamie Lane I guess we'll see you in the afterlife. Thank you.

668
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:36,360
And good luck on your future endeavors. Anyhow go ahead.

669
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:40,360
Okay let's have another female battle.

670
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:44,360
Sounds good.

671
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:48,360
Joy Behar versus Whoopi Goldberg.

672
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:52,360
Oh.

673
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:56,360
Man Rob you kicked my ass on this one.

674
00:51:56,360 --> 00:52:00,360
You kicked my ass on this one big time.

675
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:04,360
I'm sitting here with shame on me. I've got shame all over

676
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:08,360
me Rob I hope you're happy. Oh I haven't even done it yet.

677
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:12,360
I'm naked in the corner in the fetal position shaking because of you.

678
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:16,360
I hope you're happy.

679
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:20,360
Let's face it you are happy. So okay.

680
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:24,360
Whoopi

681
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:28,360
by a slight margin.

682
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:32,360
The dreads. Yes the dreads.

683
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:40,360
Alright Whoopi it is. Okay.

684
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:44,360
Thank you Joyce Behar for all your contributions

685
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:48,360
in the Harry Asshole Olympics. We wish you well on your future endeavors.

686
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:52,360
Alright next. And let's see how long you stay on the view.

687
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:56,360
Is she still on there?

688
00:52:56,360 --> 00:53:00,360
Last hour she was. Okay I don't keep track.

689
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:04,360
I never watch. No. Kaplan Hens.

690
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:08,360
Okay let's move on to a couple legends.

691
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:12,360
Alright. Robin Williams

692
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:16,360
versus Steve Martin.

693
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:20,360
Robin Williams all the way. Because when he wore that

694
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:24,360
work outfit he had chest hair all over.

695
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:28,360
And I think that you don't have that much chest hair without something going on

696
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:32,360
down there.

697
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:36,360
Yeah I totally agree with that.

698
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:40,360
The reason why I put Steve in it is because he had a little bit of chest hair.

699
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:44,360
And you can tell he wouldn't care. Yeah yeah Steve Martin would go around

700
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:48,360
and flaunt it. Hey hey come here Mark. What? Come here.

701
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:52,360
Come here. A little closer. He'd turn around with his ass up like sticking in my face

702
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:56,360
and go look at that ass here dude. Right?

703
00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:00,360
Yep. Alrighty.

704
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:04,360
Next up. Oh let's see.

705
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:08,360
Steve Martin you can go back to whatever you were doing. Probably sitting on

706
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:12,360
the couch drinking a glass of wine.

707
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:16,360
So you can go back to that. Thank you very much and we wish you luck on your future endeavors.

708
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:20,360
Next.

709
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:24,360
Next up we have Russell Crowe versus Paul Rudd.

710
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:30,360
I'm going to go with Russell Crowe.

711
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:34,360
I rate so too.

712
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:38,360
Russell Crowe thank you.

713
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:42,360
Paul Rudd hometown boy.

714
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:46,360
Thank you very much for your contributions to the Hurry Asshole Olympics.

715
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:50,360
We keep being a Chiefs fan. We love you and we wish you luck

716
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:54,360
on your future endeavors which will be many many successful ones.

717
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:58,360
Next. Next up.

718
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:02,360
Yeah this is a hard one too man. Oh my

719
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:06,360
god this is a hard one. Okay.

720
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:10,360
Keith Richards versus Bon Scott.

721
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:14,360
Oh. Hmm.

722
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:18,360
Both of them known to be very

723
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:22,360
hairy. Yeah.

724
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:26,360
Okay Bon Scott checked out early. Good old alcohol

725
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:30,360
poisoning. Drank himself to death. I think Keith Richards being

726
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:34,360
all of 170 years old has some

727
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:38,360
crazy asshole hair going on and he loves it.

728
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:42,360
And it's been growing this whole time. It's been growing this whole time yeah.

729
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:46,360
Where Bon Scott stopped when he drank himself to death.

730
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:50,360
Yeah. They were probably pretty evenly matched.

731
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:54,360
I think at that point but I think since then Keith Richards

732
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:58,360
asshole hair kept growing and Bon Scott's didn't. So

733
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:02,360
I give it to him. Are you good with that?

734
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:06,360
I'm good with that. Alright the gavel falls. Keith Richards

735
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:10,360
goes on. Bon Scott you go back to your internal

736
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:14,360
slumber. Thank you for your contributions. Thank you for coming out to death to help us out

737
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:18,360
on this. And we wish you luck on all your future endeavors wherever that may be.

738
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:22,360
Next. Let's go to a couple more bands.

739
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:26,360
Alrighty sounds good. Quiet Riot

740
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:30,360
versus Faster Pussycat.

741
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:34,360
Okay and this is Quiet Riot with Kevin Dubrow. Yes

742
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:38,360
yes yes with Kevin Dubrow. Okay.

743
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:42,360
Because of Kevin Dubrow I'm going to have to go with Quiet Riot.

744
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:46,360
Even though he checked out a while back

745
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:50,360
I think he's such a wild man that his ass hair continued to grow

746
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:54,360
in death.

747
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:58,360
Yep. Alright. And that's

748
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:02,360
what I was going off of was with Kevin Dubrow.

749
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:06,360
Yes. So with Kevin Dubrow Quiet Riot beats

750
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:10,360
Faster Pussycat. Without him it would be maybe almost a draw or they would lose.

751
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:14,360
Right. Okay.

752
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:18,360
Ding ding ding we got a winner. Alright so Faster Pussycat

753
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:22,360
you can go back to playing clubs like you've been doing

754
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:26,360
and we wish you luck on all your future endeavors.

755
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:30,360
Next please.

756
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:34,360
Okay I've got a question for you. Yes. Do you know who

757
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:38,360
Danny Coker is? No. Who is he? From the

758
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:42,360
Chilow County Cars. No I don't think I do.

759
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:46,360
Okay well I've got him

760
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:50,360
up against Paul Tuggle Senior.

761
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:54,360
From Orange County Copper.

762
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:58,360
Okay well Rob I'm going to let you pick because I'm unfamiliar with both those people.

763
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:02,360
Paul

764
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:06,360
is older

765
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:10,360
grass. I could see him with some

766
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:14,360
asshole hair. Okay Paul it is. But Danny

767
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:18,360
that Danny

768
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:22,360
Danny's got long dark hair

769
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:26,360
he...

770
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:30,360
yeah he thinks he's a vampire

771
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:34,360
that's where they come up with the name of their shop

772
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:38,360
is Count's Customs. Okay. I'm going to give this to Danny

773
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:42,360
Coker. Okay Danny Coker it is.

774
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:46,360
What's the other guy's name? If you get a chance look into it. I will.

775
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:50,360
What's the other guy's name?

776
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:54,360
Paul Tuggle Senior. Paul Tuggle Senior

777
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:58,360
thank you for your contribution to the Harry Assel Olympics

778
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:02,360
we wish you luck on your future endeavors have a nice night.

779
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:06,360
Next up. Next up we have

780
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:10,360
Dustin Hoffman versus Dennis Quaid.

781
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:14,360
Just because of all the

782
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:18,360
vacation movies I've got to go with Dennis Quaid.

783
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:22,360
Yep.

784
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:26,360
Now Dennis is the other brother that was

785
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:30,360
Randy Quaid. Oh you're right. Okay. Okay.

786
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:34,360
Who was the other contestant?

787
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:38,360
Dustin Hoffman. Dustin Hoffman.

788
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:42,360
I'm going with Dustin Hoffman. You're going with?

789
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:46,360
I'm going with Dustin.

790
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:50,360
I think so too. Ding ding ding we have a winner.

791
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:54,360
Yes. Yeah if it was Randy Quaid like you mentioned

792
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:58,360
if it was Randy Quaid. Yeah if it was Randy. He would have won. I was talking about

793
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:02,360
his brother Dennis. Okay. Alright. Dennis does not win.

794
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:06,360
Dustin Hoffman wins.

795
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:10,360
Thank you very much Dennis Quaid. If you ever

796
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:14,360
if you still talk to your brother please let him know that we would request his

797
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:18,360
help in the Harry Asshole Olympics. Thank you. Have a great night.

798
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:26,360
Next up. Okay do you have those pictures I

799
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:30,360
sent? Yes. Let me go to them.

800
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:46,360
Okay. There's gotta be another one here though. Okay.

801
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:50,360
Yes.

802
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:54,360
You there? Yep.

803
01:00:54,360 --> 01:01:00,360
Okay. Hit Julia Roberts and read what it says.

804
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:04,360
Julia Roberts was one of the first celebrities to flash underarm hair on the red

805
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:08,360
carpet in 1999. At the time she didn't realize

806
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:12,360
that the moment would live in infamy. I think I just hadn't calculated

807
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:16,360
my sleeve length to the waving and how those

808
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:20,360
things would go together and reveal personality things about me.

809
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:26,360
Robert said in a recent interview. So it wasn't so much a statement as it is a part of

810
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:30,360
then it cut off. Now Adele.

811
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:34,360
Okay.

812
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:38,360
Reason 576 why we why we stand Adele.

813
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:42,360
I'll have no man telling me how to shave my fucking legs

814
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:46,360
Adele said in a recent interview. When asked whether

815
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:50,360
her then husband Simon Konecky cared about her underarm

816
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:54,360
unshaven legs. Shave yours is what she said.

817
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:58,360
That was pretty good.

818
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:02,360
Wow. Okay.

819
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:06,360
Julia Roberts versus Adele.

820
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:14,360
Julia Roberts is older than Adele.

821
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:18,360
Yeah. But Adele just looks like

822
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:22,360
she might have some crazy shit going on down there. So I'm going to ignore

823
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:26,360
the age and I'm going to go with Adele.

824
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:30,360
I'm going to go with Adele too after

825
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:34,360
reading that. Yeah about the shave your legs.

826
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:38,360
Julia Roberts was talking about armpit hair.

827
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:42,360
Adele was talking about hairy legs. Exactly which makes me

828
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:46,360
think that she's got. There's hair on that ass. There's more going on there.

829
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:50,360
Exactly. Yeah. Yes. So Adele beats her

830
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:54,360
with flying colors. Julia Roberts thank you very much for participating in the

831
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:58,360
Harry Asshole Olympics. We wish you luck on all your future endeavors.

832
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:02,360
Have a good night. Alright next. Next up

833
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:06,360
another hard one. Okay. We have

834
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:10,360
Christopher Lloyd versus Eugene Levy.

835
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:14,360
Um.

836
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:18,360
Let me see. I'm going to go with Christopher

837
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:22,360
Lloyd for no reason.

838
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:26,360
I was going to go with Eugene

839
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:30,360
Levy. Okay. Want to flip a coin?

840
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:34,360
Sure. Okay. Which one does Eugene Levy? Heads or tails?

841
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:38,360
Heads.

842
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:42,360
You won two in a row Rob.

843
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:46,360
Alright. Alright. Eugene Levy

844
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:50,360
thank you. Christopher Lloyd thank you very much. You can go back to whatever you were

845
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:54,360
doing before. We wish you luck on all your future endeavors. Another Back to the Future

846
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:58,360
movie. Yes. Alright. Next

847
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:02,360
up.

848
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:06,360
Next up we have our third band battle.

849
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:10,360
Okay. And I do

850
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:14,360
not have one picture. Okay. Actually

851
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:18,360
yes I do. Skid Row

852
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:22,360
versus Kiss.

853
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:26,360
Versus Kiss? Yep. I'm going to go with Skid Row.

854
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:30,360
Are you? Yes.

855
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:34,360
Because I think Sebastian Bach. Well okay hang on.

856
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:38,360
Is it with Sebastian Bach or whoever their singer is this day?

857
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:42,360
Sebastian. I'm going to go with Sebastian

858
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:46,360
and Skid Row because I think Sebastian was a crazy man that would have

859
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:50,360
crazy asshole hair and he would make groupies probably lick it.

860
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:58,360
That is a battle because I was thinking Eugene.

861
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:02,360
Yeah. Eugene Lloyd. Yeah but

862
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:06,360
you know gets me Paul Stanley would shave his.

863
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:10,360
You know we would. That's true that would take out a member

864
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:14,360
right there. Yes. I'm going to go with Skid Row. Okay.

865
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:18,360
Alright. Alright. Slave me on that one. Alright.

866
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:22,360
Okay Kiss thank you very much. You can continue your 4000

867
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:26,360
farewell tour. We wish you luck on your future endeavors.

868
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:30,360
Have a great night. Thank you. Alright next.

869
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:34,360
Okay. We had one

870
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:38,360
that we had both

871
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:42,360
picked. Yes. Zach Galifianakis.

872
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:46,360
Okay. Which I agreed

873
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:50,360
to take out. Okay. Because I had one

874
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:54,360
that I could insert. Well I did

875
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:58,360
that. Okay.

876
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:02,360
I do not know the last name.

877
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:06,360
Okay. So I'm going to try the best I can. Can you describe

878
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:10,360
him? Maybe I can look him up or know who it is. It's

879
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:14,360
Georgio Tsoukalos whatever

880
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:18,360
from Ancient Aliens. Okay. The guy on

881
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:22,360
Ancient Aliens. The one that's got the crazy hair do.

882
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:26,360
You would

883
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:30,360
I don't know who that is anyhow so I'm going to I'm going to go ahead and take your word for it on

884
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:34,360
that one. Okay. And then my other one

885
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:38,360
is the other picture I sent you.

886
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:42,360
Shia LaBeouf at the movie premiere of

887
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:46,360
Lois in August 22nd of 2020.

888
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:50,360
Shia LaBeouf. Yeah Shia LaBeouf.

889
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:54,360
I'm going to go with LaBeouf.

890
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:58,360
And then I'm going to share in that picture I think too.

891
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:02,360
Although Georgio I

892
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:06,360
I may have to bring him back later. Yeah maybe so. Georgio thank you

893
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:10,360
for participating in the Harry Asshole Olympics. We wish you luck on your future endeavors.

894
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:14,360
Have a great night. Alright next up.

895
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:18,360
Okay. I see I think we're down to

896
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:22,360
our final battle. Oh. Okay.

897
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:26,360
Yes we are.

898
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:30,360
Dumbledore you want my horbo air drums.

899
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:34,360
Why not.

900
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:38,360
Chih Chih Chih Chih Chih Chih Chih Chih

901
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:42,360
Chih Chih Chih Chih

902
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:46,360
Chih Chih Chih Chih Chih Chih Chih

903
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:50,360
Alright and Robbie is going to announce

904
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:21,360
Okay.

905
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:29,120
Russell Brand went out with Katy Perry, so that's going to take a hell of a man.

906
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:32,160
I think he has a lot of asshole hair, and I think Katy Perry used to...

907
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:33,640
He's got a lot of hair everywhere, baby.

908
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:36,360
Yeah, I think Katy Perry used to sleep in it.

909
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:39,280
She used to stick her nose in it and go to sleep.

910
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:44,000
So because of that, I'm going to pick Russell Brand.

911
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,880
All right.

912
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:47,880
Russell Brand it is.

913
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:48,880
Russell Brand it is.

914
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:50,880
All right.

915
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:57,400
Okay, Ruffalo, thank you for your participation in tonight's Harry Aso Olympics.

916
01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:00,240
We wish you luck on all your future endeavors.

917
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:03,840
Thank you very much, and have a great night.

918
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:05,200
Great job, Rob.

919
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:06,800
You wipe my ass with that.

920
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:10,400
And, Jackson FYI.

921
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:14,400
I did come up with a wild card.

922
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,400
Okay.

923
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:18,520
I shall.

924
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:20,720
I will come up with a wild card as well.

925
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:23,720
Yeah, he ain't coming in tonight.

926
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:24,720
Okay.

927
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:25,720
I'm saving him.

928
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:32,640
Okay, and we still have our two wild cards from earlier, Denny Trejo and...

929
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:35,640
Who was the other one?

930
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:36,640
My guy.

931
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:41,640
I just had it right here.

932
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:42,640
Rob Zombie.

933
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:43,640
Yeah, yeah.

934
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:49,240
We have Denny Trejo and Rob Zombie that are going to face off starting in the final four.

935
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:52,200
So I'm going to pick a wild card too.

936
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:55,560
And then you and I will have the wild card, and then we'll have the two that made it to

937
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,200
the final four.

938
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:59,720
And then everyone will battle off.

939
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:01,800
So all right.

940
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:04,600
Send me your list please, Rob.

941
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:05,600
I will do that.

942
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:06,600
All right.

943
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:08,160
Everybody, thank you for listening.

944
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:12,080
And you probably got to go to bed, and I got to get ready for my trip to Louisville tomorrow

945
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:13,080
morning.

946
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:14,080
Oh, wait.

947
01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:15,080
I'm off paid tomorrow.

948
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:16,080
Oh, good for you.

949
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:17,080
Awesome.

950
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:18,080
Yeah, right today.

951
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:19,080
Okay.

952
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:24,080
Did you want me to do my funk list really quick?

953
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:27,080
Or you want to save that for now?

954
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:28,080
If you want to.

955
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:29,080
That's up to you.

956
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:30,080
Man, I might just do it.

957
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:31,080
Hang on.

958
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:32,080
Is that another book here?

959
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:33,080
I got so many fucking books of stuff.

960
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:34,080
Hell, I know.

961
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:45,720
I've got a lot to go through and pull through.

962
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:50,520
I know there are stories I wanted to use that I didn't, and neat little goofy shit that

963
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:53,040
I come up with that I didn't, and all that stuff.

964
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:58,200
So anyhow, let me see where the hell it is.

965
01:10:58,200 --> 01:10:59,200
Oh, okay.

966
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:02,200
Here it is.

967
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:03,200
Okay.

968
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:13,480
My number 18, The Spinners, It's a Shame.

969
01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:20,720
That's a pretty funky song.

970
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:28,360
Number 17, The Temptations, Papa Was a Rolling Stone.

971
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:33,020
That's going back there.

972
01:11:33,020 --> 01:11:40,640
Number 16, The Marvelettes, Please Mr. Postman.

973
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:50,400
Number 15, Aerosmith, Last Child.

974
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:51,400
That is funk.

975
01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:52,400
Wow.

976
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:53,400
That is.

977
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,400
That is.

978
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:55,400
Yeah.

979
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:59,040
Yeah, I like that one a lot.

980
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:04,200
And the reason I found that, it actually appeared on the funk charts.

981
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,200
Last Child did.

982
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:06,200
Really?

983
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:07,200
When it was released.

984
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:08,200
Yes.

985
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:09,200
I did not know that.

986
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:10,200
Yeah.

987
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:11,200
Oh no, no.

988
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:15,720
It appeared in the funk, not the original release of the album that had Last Child

989
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:16,720
on it.

990
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:20,120
It was the greatest hits album that came out several years later.

991
01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:22,320
Last Child appeared on the funk charts.

992
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,320
Yeah.

993
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:24,320
Okay.

994
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:25,320
I didn't know that.

995
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:27,320
Yeah, I didn't either until I read it.

996
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:29,800
I was like, oh, and then I got to listen to the song.

997
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:30,880
I'm like, you know what?

998
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:33,320
That does deserve to be on this list.

999
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:35,720
So it wasn't just like, hee hee, look at this.

1000
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:36,720
I put this in.

1001
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:39,320
They really do deserve to be on there.

1002
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:40,320
Next one.

1003
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:41,320
Yeah.

1004
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:44,320
Midnight Star, No Parking on the Dance Floor.

1005
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:47,120
Another good one.

1006
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:49,240
That is a good one.

1007
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:54,520
Next one, James Brown, Get Up.

1008
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:56,520
Yeah.

1009
01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:59,520
That's a good funk one.

1010
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:02,520
There are so many to choose from.

1011
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:05,200
I've got another James Brown one.

1012
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:06,920
I'm really fucking proud of it.

1013
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:08,600
It's one of my favorite.

1014
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:13,660
It could be my favorite funk song ever, but it's coming up way later.

1015
01:13:13,660 --> 01:13:17,120
Next one, Lips Incorporated, Funky Town.

1016
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:22,000
Somehow I knew you were going to nab that one.

1017
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,000
Yes.

1018
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,000
It's an anthem.

1019
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,000
It's an anthem, right?

1020
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,000
It is.

1021
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,000
It is.

1022
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,000
That was a bar in Kansas City.

1023
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:32,160
Yeah, named Funky Town, which I don't go to.

1024
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:33,160
So anyhow.

1025
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:35,160
It's full of Karens.

1026
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:37,160
Oh, jeez.

1027
01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:38,160
Okay.

1028
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:42,160
Next one, Cool in the Gang, Jungle Boogie.

1029
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:45,160
I had them at 16.

1030
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:48,160
Oh, did you have them?

1031
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:50,160
Okay, we doubled up on that one.

1032
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:51,160
Yeah, we doubled up.

1033
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:54,160
Yeah, I had Jungle Boogie at 16.

1034
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:55,160
Okay.

1035
01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:58,160
Next one, Extreme, Get the Funk Out.

1036
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:01,480
And that is a funk song.

1037
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:03,720
Listen to that bass on that.

1038
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:05,720
Oh man, I tell you.

1039
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:08,720
Hell, it says it in the name.

1040
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:09,720
Yep.

1041
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:11,320
Yeah, it does.

1042
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:15,720
The next one, Commodores, The Commodores, Brick House.

1043
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:16,720
Yep.

1044
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:22,120
Yeah, that one should have hit my list.

1045
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:23,120
That was a good one.

1046
01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:24,120
Next one.

1047
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:26,640
Another one I played the hell out of.

1048
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:33,760
Glenn Hughes version of Deep Purple, Been Mistreated.

1049
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:37,600
Listen to that if you have not heard it.

1050
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:38,960
It's been a while.

1051
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:42,920
It's borderline blues funk.

1052
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:49,560
It's really, it's such an underrated song.

1053
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:53,800
Number seven, Faith No More, We Care A Lot.

1054
01:14:53,800 --> 01:15:01,240
That bass, I should have put that on my top bass list.

1055
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:03,920
A man I didn't discover it.

1056
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:08,040
So well I discovered it, I knew about it and I loved the song but I just didn't think about

1057
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,960
it.

1058
01:15:09,960 --> 01:15:15,160
Next one, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Give it away, give it away, give it away now.

1059
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:16,160
Yep.

1060
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:18,080
That's a good one.

1061
01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:23,280
Next one, it's hard to think of this guy as funk but he made it on the funk charts with

1062
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:27,960
this song, David Bowie, Fame.

1063
01:15:27,960 --> 01:15:35,240
Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame.

1064
01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:38,120
Yeah, that's a great song.

1065
01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:41,440
Next one, I'm Rick James, bitch.

1066
01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:42,440
Super Freak.

1067
01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:43,440
Super Freak.

1068
01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:46,440
I'm super freaky, yeah.

1069
01:15:46,440 --> 01:15:47,440
Yes.

1070
01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:48,440
Yeah.

1071
01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:49,440
Yes.

1072
01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:50,440
Yes.

1073
01:15:50,440 --> 01:15:51,440
Alright.

1074
01:15:51,440 --> 01:15:59,720
Next one, James Brown, living in America.

1075
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:02,720
That's a great song and it's funky as hell.

1076
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:06,440
Okay, if you say so.

1077
01:16:06,440 --> 01:16:07,980
It is.

1078
01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:09,480
It's on Rocky IV.

1079
01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:12,000
Yeah, I hear it.

1080
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,000
It's a great song.

1081
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,000
Alrighty.

1082
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:20,000
Next one, Marvin Gaye, Heard it through the great band.

1083
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:21,680
Yeah.

1084
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:30,160
Next one, Wild Cherry, play that funky music.

1085
01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:35,560
And that rounds out the number one spot and that rounds out this podcast.

1086
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:37,360
You have a final thought, Rob?

1087
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:39,400
Not tonight, I doubt.

1088
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:43,360
Alright, I don't have a final thought either so everybody fuck off if you're waiting for

1089
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:44,360
one.

1090
01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:45,360
You're not getting one.

1091
01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:46,360
Love you guys, thanks for listening.

1092
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:49,920
My final thought is for you to have a safe trip, my friend.

1093
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:50,920
Hey, thank you.

1094
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:51,920
Appreciate that a lot.

1095
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:54,160
I'm going to go see some family from Canada and have a good time.

1096
01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:58,600
Probably drink a couple of beers, eat some good food and take a really good dump in the

1097
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:01,640
Airbnb we rented just because that's my hobby.

1098
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:05,080
Take a second one for me.

1099
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:06,080
I will.

1100
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:08,160
And I'll do a Davey.

1101
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:10,960
I will scratch our names in the turds.

1102
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:11,960
Oh, awesome.

1103
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:13,960
I'm that kind of guy.

1104
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:16,080
I'm that kind of guy.

1105
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:17,080
No one ever heard this.

1106
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:20,080
Our final thought will be Davey.

1107
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:25,480
Davey, my amazing, crazy friend who we need to get on this podcast.

1108
01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:30,400
This guy literally can do like 500 voices he has in his head and he's funnier than hell.

1109
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:31,400
He's insane.

1110
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:32,400
He's awesome.

1111
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:33,400
He's fucking great.

1112
01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:35,320
So anyhow, this is for Davey.

1113
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:36,760
I was really hungover one night.

1114
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:38,240
I got home about five in the morning.

1115
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:40,000
It was like really hot.

1116
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:44,720
Dead summer, like maybe first of July, third of July, something like that.

1117
01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:46,120
I remember it very well.

1118
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:49,360
And about seven o'clock I keep getting this call, ring, ring, ring.

1119
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:51,160
And finally I'm like fuck.

1120
01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:52,160
So I get up.

1121
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:53,160
Nobody else is in the household.

1122
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:54,160
So I had to answer it.

1123
01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:55,160
What?

1124
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:56,160
Davey's like, Mark, get down here.

1125
01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:57,160
Get down here right now.

1126
01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:58,320
And he's two blocks away.

1127
01:17:58,320 --> 01:18:00,720
And my car was broke down.

1128
01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:01,720
So I had to walk there.

1129
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:04,240
And I'm like, dude, man, it can wait a few hours, man.

1130
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:05,840
I just got home a little bit ago, man.

1131
01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:06,840
My head hurts.

1132
01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:07,840
I'm hungover.

1133
01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:08,840
No, no, no.

1134
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:09,840
Get down here now.

1135
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:10,840
It's fucking important, man.

1136
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:11,840
Life or death.

1137
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:12,840
Fuck.

1138
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:13,840
OK.

1139
01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:14,840
OK.

1140
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:15,840
Give me a second here.

1141
01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:18,320
Let me grab a soda and I'll be on my way down.

1142
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:20,440
I walk two blocks down there.

1143
01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:22,000
I go in the back door like he requests.

1144
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,360
And there he is in the shitter.

1145
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:24,760
And he goes, dude, come here.

1146
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:25,760
Come here.

1147
01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:26,760
What?

1148
01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:27,760
Look in there.

1149
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:31,280
There's this fucking turd hanging out of the stool almost.

1150
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:32,960
Huge, coiled up.

1151
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:41,720
And he wrote his name, David Allen Raines, in the fucking turd with his stepdad's comb.

1152
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:44,960
He was so proud of this.

1153
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:46,560
He's like, look, look.

1154
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:47,560
I did that.

1155
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:51,560
And I go, dude, you even wrote your name in it.

1156
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:52,560
Yeah.

1157
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:53,560
Yeah.

1158
01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:54,560
The Rogers comb.

1159
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:56,560
I'm like, you brought me down here for this?

1160
01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:57,560
Yeah.

1161
01:18:57,560 --> 01:18:58,560
Motherfucker.

1162
01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:02,240
So I went in the spare bedroom where it's really cold, you know, the really cold room

1163
01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:04,440
with the backup fridge.

1164
01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:06,960
I went to sleep there for a few hours.

1165
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:09,160
So that's our final thought.

1166
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:12,160
Have a good night, everybody.

1167
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:19,160
Hey, where did they go?

1168
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:25,040
Where are the douchebags?

1169
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:30,920
Oh, my God.

1170
01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:33,920
Someone took a dump in the corner.

1171
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:34,920
Oh, jeez.

1172
01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:35,920
Glad they're gone.

1173
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:36,920
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1174
01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:37,920
Man, that smells.

1175
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:42,180
Yeah.