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it is Two Boosh Bags and Microphone Podcast.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Because of liability issues.

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Hello everybody, Two Boosh Bags and Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright.

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Okay Rob, we're talking off air just a minute after getting done with the first podcast tonight.

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You have a special request?

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Yes.

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Well, you mentioned that you were going to start off the Harry Ass Battle.

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The Harry Ass Olympics Part 2.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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But...

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Here's the thing.

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Here's the thing.

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Okay.

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I have one request.

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And here is the reason for my request.

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Okay.

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Because in Harry Ass Olympics 1, you brought in a wild card and I did not.

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Yeah, you still have a wild card. I know that.

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Yes.

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Okay, okay. Well, here's my wild card.

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I want first pick.

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Okay.

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Because I am that confident on my person. I think they're going to win the whole thing.

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Really?

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Yes.

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Okay, then let me ask you a question. Do you want to do the Harry Asshole Olympics tonight?

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And then you bring in your first pick?

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I don't have a couple of the others ready. I just have that one.

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Well, I have a few others just running out to start.

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Okay, here. I know what to do here.

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I've been working on other projects.

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I know. You told me last night. Okay.

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Now you got me on listen to funk.

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Listen to this, Rob. Okay, here's how we're going to do this. Okay.

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Okay. Rob Rad is going to put in his wild card right now versus everybody that I'm going to come up with a little bit later in this broadcast.

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So, Rob Rad, your wild card is...

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Okay. Okay. But then you're going to have to shoot me your list because I'm not going to sit down here and write down your list.

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I'll shoot you the list.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we'll get it from there.

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Okay. Okay, so...

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Okay. Right now, Rob Rad's number one pick in Harry Ass Battle number two, Mr. Rob Zombie.

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He's on my list. Shit.

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Here, I'll give you that.

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Yes. Okay, hang on.

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That's why I'm number one.

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Listen to it. He's already on my list.

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But listen, Denny Trejo versus Rob Zombie is who I have.

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Is that not a fucking battle royale?

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Dude, that'd be a final.

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That would be a final.

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Okay, then let's take Denny Trejo and Rob Zombie and let's make more than one wild card.

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Denny Trejo will be my wild card and Rob Zombie will be yours and they'll be entered into the final four.

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But they won't battle each other.

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So we'll put Rob Zombie and Denny Trejo against the final four and then if it's those two that make it, then they'll battle royale in the final.

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Rob Zombie and...

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Gotcha.

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That's a hell of a battle there, isn't it?

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I'm excited for the Asshole Olympics. This is good.

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Listen, I'm so happy over this.

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Four. Right on.

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Yeah, I got some others coming too.

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Mine ain't gonna be tonight though.

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Well, there's several new segments that I come up with here.

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But you know, like the what if a Hollywood star or singer, somebody famous, wasn't famous, what do they look like they would do?

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This is the other one.

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Doesn't it suck when?

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And what this was...

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Remember Mad Magazine?

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Alfred E. Newman on the front with the big ears and all that.

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Well, they did books.

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That was a lot of my childhood, man.

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They did books.

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A lot of my childhood.

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They did books. Of course you know this, right?

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They had books like Spy vs. Spy.

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And I found this mad book and it's called the Mad Book of...

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I bet it was in Belton.

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I just killed one.

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I went to that one plenty of times, the one in Belton, yes.

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But this was the one in Northeast Kansas City.

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But anyhow, it doesn't matter.

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So the Mad Book of Bummers was fucking awesome.

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And this is what this stuff is.

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It's Bummers, but I'm deciding to call it Doesn't It Suck When?

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So one of the ones that was in this book was there's this kid and his grandma is going,

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You're not leaving this house until you eat your hot oatmeal, kid.

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And he goes, but it's 98 degrees outside.

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Then she goes, Don't try to change the subject, Smarty.

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So that was stuff like that, you know, like your grandma's trying to get you to eat a hot oatmeal

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and you're like, Gwen, it's too hot to eat a hot oatmeal.

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It's 98 degrees.

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And then she goes, Well, don't try to change the subject.

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So, you know, it's stuff like that, stuff that was Bummers.

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So this is what it is.

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It's Doesn't It Suck When?

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And so, all right, this is my first example.

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Doesn't it suck when?

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You are crazy thirsty from the heat.

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And OK, let me let me let me start off and saying this happened to me a couple of years ago.

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And then I started keeping track of it. OK.

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OK, me and Davey were in Nashville watching the Dead Daisies and it was hotter than hell.

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It was like 98 degrees.

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And him and I went up on the pedestrian bridge, right?

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And and it was just all concrete and we're just like baking out there.

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And then we go ahead because the scooters died halfway.

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They wouldn't let you go over the bridge.

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So there's like the scooter pile is like pile of dead scooters there.

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And so we walked up to the bridge, walked all the way across the bridge and came back.

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And we're dying of thirst.

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So we go into the closest bar we could find.

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We sit down and me and him drank like five glasses of water.

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And the lady, instead of refilling the the water glass that we have, she just bring us another one.

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And then we we drank a couple of beers after we drank like five waters.

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Then Davey went up to to go to the bathroom and the lady would bring us the stuff on time and everything.

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But all the glasses were on the table and had people come by staring at me like, oh my God, that guy's an alcoholic or I'm a glutton.

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Depending on what's on the glasses.

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There's like 20 glasses there and only me sitting there.

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And that is one of my don't you hate it when some go into it.

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OK, when you're crazy, when you're crazy thirsty from the heat, you go into a restaurant and slam a Pepsi and four waters.

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The waitress is excellent and promptly gets you the drinks in record time,

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but leaves all the empty glasses on the table, making you look like an alcoholic or a glutton to all the passerbys.

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And it does.

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People people double take they walk by and they go, fuck is that guy doing with all those glasses?

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Oh, my God, man. Did he drink all those drinks or is those all sodas?

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What the hell? It really makes you look like it.

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Like, I don't know.

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And either either an alcoholic or a slob.

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So you'll notice it now that I said something you walk by and you go, my God, there's one person there and there's 30 glasses.

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He drank all them.

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Oh, my God.

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So the next one is, don't you? Doesn't it suck when you go to buy a box of cookies, but the only box left has an open flap.

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But all the cookies are intact.

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But you have to buy the box only because it's the only one left and you hate it because the box is open.

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You don't feel like it's worth enough, right?

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It's not worth full price, but they're not going to let you buy it for for like, I don't know, a discounted price because there's nothing wrong with the cookie.

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There's nothing wrong with the cookies in it.

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But you want the cookies.

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So, you know, you're like, oh, shit, well, I guess I'm going to buy this defective box with the cookies in it.

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So to me, that sucks.

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So next one, doesn't it suck when you're in the turning lane behind you and when you're in the turning lane and behind you, someone honks at a slow old lady and everyone gives you the stink eye because they think it's you bullying the old woman.

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And actually, it was the car behind you.

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I've had that happen a few times.

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You know, you're in the turning lane and the lady in front of you can't see and she's all hunched over the steering wheel.

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It's going really slow and some dickhead behind me starts honking and everybody looks at you like you did it.

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And they're like, man, what a dickhead.

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Can't you see she's old?

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She can't see the road.

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Leave her alone, asshole.

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And there's no way of explaining to everybody, man, I didn't fucking do it.

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It's the guy behind me.

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But everybody thinks it's you because that's the car that they see around in the corner when someone honks.

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So, yep.

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Next one, doesn't it suck when you find a $50 gift card in your wallet that hasn't been used, but it's expired by one day.

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And that happened to me the other day.

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I was like, oh, I forgot I got this for my birthday.

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Then I look on it and it is like, oh, shit, it's expired by one day.

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So I couldn't use it.

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It's $50 or like, I don't know.

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I think it might have been Texas Roadhouse or something.

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And I was like, shit, damn it.

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So, yep, it sucks when that happens.

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Doesn't it suck when you are barreling towards a stoplight, the light is turning yellow, the guy in front of you goes just fast enough for him to clear the light,

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but places you two feet away from a homeless beggar while you devour your double cheeseburger, looking him right in the face.

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You ever have that happen?

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Oh, it sucks because there you are all comfy in your car, Erickon is your blast.

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He's out there sweating his nuts off in the heat.

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And there you are slamming down a double cheeseburger.

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And he's like two feet away from you, staring at you.

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And it's like, thanks a lot, asshole in front of me.

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If you went a little bit faster, I wouldn't be stuck in this position.

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So doesn't it suck when you accidentally friend request a person you can't stand or an old boss?

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And I've had that happen before, an old boss that I hated.

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And you fumble your phone and then the next thing you know, you say, oh my God, I didn't friend request him.

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Shit, he's going to think I want to talk to him.

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Oh, fuck.

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You're trying to unravel it, but you can't.

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All you can do is undo the request.

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But by that time, it's too late.

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They'll always seem that you tried to friend request him.

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And it's like, no, damn it.

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I've had that happen and it sucks.

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Have you ever had that happen?

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No, but that's when I would say, oh shit.

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Sorry, I just had a news break flash come across my phone.

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What is it?

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I'll tell you, let me read into it.

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See, now I lost where I was going with that.

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We were talking about accidentally.

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It has some of these Chris Jones.

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They probably signed him now that we motherfucked him.

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No, I'm not listening to it.

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Doesn't it suck when a friend laughs before the punchline of your joke and says, man, that's hilarious,

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which indicates he never was listening to you in the first place and feels like patronizing you as well.

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That does suck.

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Yeah, I've had that happen before.

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And it's like, I didn't get to punchline and you're telling me how fucking brilliant it is.

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You're not even listening.

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So about that time, I just walk away.

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I'm like, I got to go.

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I got stuff to do.

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Kind of ruins it.

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All right.

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Yeah, see, yeah.

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See, when I'm not listening to you, I'm reading news stories so I can talk about them.

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OK.

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No, that's fine.

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That's cool.

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I don't have any complaints.

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It's fine.

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Hold on.

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I'm going to look up Chris Jones.

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I'll give you our time.

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Let's see.

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Chris, I've got two more to go to, but.

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Oh, the chief signed him.

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Oh, that's what I'm starting to read here.

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OK, well, now that we gave it, he's still getting his ass paddling.

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OK, doesn't it suck when you're in the break room at work and a coworker walks by and crop

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dust you then quickly takes off, leaving you the sole blame when someone else walks in?

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I've had that happen.

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So walk by real quick and they just fucking blast went out and it stinks to high hell.

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And then another person walks in and there you are alone in the break room and they look

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at you like that fucker just shit his pants.

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And I got to sit here and smell it.

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And actually, you're in the same situation they are.

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You have to sit there and smell somebody's asshole that you didn't want to.

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So.

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OK, real quick.

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Can we come into agreement?

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We come back to this Chris Jones conversation next time?

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Yes.

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I'm sitting there really.

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We still got to finish this show.

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Yes.

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OK.

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Oh, yeah.

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OK.

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And then on my final, doesn't it suck when you're going through an old memorabilia and

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this happened to me, you find an old rare picture disc, you open it up and the record

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is missing.

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That sucks.

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I hate that when it happens.

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Yep.

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So anyhow, did you want to talk about him now or what?

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No, no, no.

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No, let's let this unfold a little bit more after what I just read.

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OK.

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Yeah, let's let everything unfold a little more before we go report about this.

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OK.

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Yeah, there's a lot more reading to do too.

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OK, that's good.

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We've got to finish this show.

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I've got time to read that one.

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Well, all right.

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Well, do you want to go into the hairy asshole Olympics next or do you have something that

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you want to talk about for a little bit?

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And then we go into the hairy asshole Olympics.

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Well, like I said, that's all I have for tonight.

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OK.

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Then we'll be right back with the hairy asshole Olympics, part two.

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Got you.

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If you love vomit, we have the podcast for you.

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If a 10 pound bag of shit could talk, this is what it would sound like.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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You are dressed like an assistant debate coach at an Ohio State Middle School.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Let's see here.

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A package of eight hot dogs.

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A package of 10 hot dog buns.

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I would have to buy 10 packs of hot dogs and eight packs of buns to even it out.

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Should I buy them at once?

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Should I freeze them?

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Or just continue to zigzag them and hope for the best?

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I hate adulting.

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Is the microphone on Mark?

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Rob?

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Hey, I'm Rob.

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Sorry.

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I let it on the button.

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OK.

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That's cool.

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All right.

328
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So this is Mark and Rob in this two douchebags for a microphone.

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We are.

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Totally.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yep.

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All right.

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So as we promised the hairy asshole Olympics, part two, we have a musician section here

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that I'm going to go into first.

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New Kids on the Block versus the Jonas Brothers.

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All right.

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I think that the Jonas Brothers have more asshole hair than New Kids on the Block.

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What's your feeling?

341
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Hmm.

342
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Now, I admittedly don't really know that much about either one of them.

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I'm just going just by their name to me.

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OK.

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Well, I unfortunately know a couple of them through TV.

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OK.

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Well, I'll rely on your kind of expertise on this, Rob.

348
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You tell me who deserves to move on.

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Well, wait a second.

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I don't remember who was in what bands.

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OK.

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New Kids on the Block.

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Wasn't that Justin Timberlake?

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Was it Justin Timberlake?

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Well, see, I think it was Nicholas Shay with them.

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I think he might have been.

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See, I don't remember.

358
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I don't either.

359
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I wasn't into that kind of music.

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I just know them from TV.

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But then there were so damn many of them that are now on TV that you don't know.

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Yeah, because there was N'Sync.

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Let's see.

364
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There was like that one from Australia or whatever.

365
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I'm going to go with New Kids on the Block because there's more people in that.

366
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No, why not?

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OK.

368
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Why not?

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All right.

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The Jonas Brothers.

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And you're going to send me your results, too?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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All right.

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Next one.

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Soundgarden's Kim Thal versus Zach Wild.

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Now, Zach Wild looks like Cousin It.

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Oh.

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But Kim Thal looks like Captain Caveman.

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I'm going to think.

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Here's my thoughts on this.

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Both of them are obviously hairy, at least hairy looking on the front.

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Kim Thal has darker hair.

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So I'm going to go with Kim Thal thinking he has more asshole hair than Zach Wild.

385
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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm definitely going to need your list.

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I'm selling Kim Thal.

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Shit.

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Yeah, because I really don't want to kick out my man's hat.

390
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I know.

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I know, but I think Kim Thal.

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Actually, actually I agree.

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All right.

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Listen, I mean, look, we love Zach.

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We can love Zach not being in this contest.

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So, OK.

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He's doing awesome.

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Just nod up against that one right off the get-go.

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Well, they were two evenly matched people, I mean, on the surface.

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But Kim Thal has darker hair and he has a thicker beard.

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Yeah, but we could have brought him in and take out other ones.

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Yeah, but I also wanted a little bit of like a little tug of war on this one too.

403
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Yeah, we need more war.

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No, we've got the granddaddy already, Denny Trejo versus Rob Zombie, and that doesn't come in until later.

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So no one was going to beat those two anyhow.

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Agreed?

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Yeah, and Trejo was in our last one.

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You brought him back.

409
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Did I bring Trejo back?

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I didn't have Trejo.

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Yes, you did.

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Did I?

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One of us did.

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I know, it was you.

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It was you.

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Denny Trejo should.

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He was in our last battle and we kicked him off.

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Trejo should.

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I forget who he was to you.

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OK, all right.

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I'll look it up.

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I'll give you an update here.

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Yeah, definitely do.

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OK, the next one.

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Zach Galifianakis versus James Corbin.

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I'm going to go with...

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OK, OK, OK.

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Is that the dude off Ancient Aliens?

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Who? Which one?

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No.

431
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Oh, no, you're doing music.

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Never mind.

433
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No, no, no, no, no.

434
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No, this is not music, this one.

435
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Galifianakis is in The Hangover 1, 2, and 3.

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He's a real hairy, hairy, bearded guy.

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OK, I got you.

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I got you.

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And James Corbin is that kind of plump late night talk show host guy?

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Right, right, right.

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Yeah.

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No, it's just that Zach's last name is close to somebody that I'm entering.

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Oh, OK.

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If you do not.

445
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OK, well, I've got Galifianakis solid on this one.

446
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Yeah.

447
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Yeah, it's not even close.

448
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I wanted Galifianakis to go on and fight some other people for us, so I went ahead and just gave him an easy one.

449
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I gave him a tomato can, and he won.

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This next one is interesting.

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We're really going to have to think about it, because there's not a real good answer that I can think of.

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The next one is David Letterman versus Billy Joel.

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I'm going to go with Letterman because he's got that huge beard.

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Letterman.

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OK.

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Letterman wins.

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This next one I love.

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He's old and crusty now.

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He don't care.

460
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Exactly.

461
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He don't care about nothing.

462
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Billy Joel used to be married to Christie Brinkley.

463
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Yeah, you're right.

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He's all refined.

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She made him comb his asshole hair and everything.

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You're right.

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He may be from New York, but he's from proper New York.

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You're right.

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So OK, David Letterman wins this hands down.

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All right.

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Yep.

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Good observation, Rob.

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Good observation.

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All right.

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Next one, Paula Abdul.

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That's why you hired me.

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That's right.

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Paula Abdul versus Britney Spears.

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See, I could have seen that one as one of my battles.

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Well, it will be battling someone from you maybe.

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So I mean, it will be a battle for you if we pick one of these up again.

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I got to give that one to Paula.

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Me too.

484
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All right.

485
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So far, we've been pretty spot on on these.

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This next one, Alec Baldwin versus Antonio Banderas.

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I'm going to go with Alec Baldwin because he's old crusty and he killed someone.

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I'm going to give it to Alec Baldwin for now.

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Me too.

490
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I think Antonio Banderas.

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And Kelly has to do some prison time.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

494
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Yep.

495
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Then we'll lose him.

496
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Then we'll lose him to prison, yes.

497
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And we expect that coming up.

498
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So that's OK.

499
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So for right now, Alec Baldwin is entered.

500
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But as soon as he goes to the big house, that's it.

501
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He can't.

502
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Any type of big house activity automatically takes you out of the contest.

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So we're sorry.

504
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Alec, you're good right now.

505
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But a little bit later on, we see some problems coming up.

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So anyhow, you won this one.

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But we'll see how long you're on there.

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This next one, Bernie Sanders versus Chuck Schumer.

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I think Phil DeBourne gets it.

510
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Yeah.

511
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Yeah.

512
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Yeah.

513
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
All right.

514
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:59,000
OK.

515
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
All right.

516
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,000
So that was Bernie Sanders we picked on that one?

517
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Yeah.

518
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000
OK.

519
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
All righty.

520
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
I just want to make sure.

521
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
I thought that's what you said.

522
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Yeah.

523
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
Yeah, I agree.

524
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
OK.

525
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
Looking ahead to this next one.

526
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
This next one's funny.

527
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Jamie Lee Curtis versus Drew Barrymore.

528
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Oh, damn.

529
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
I know.

530
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Sorry.

531
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
That's what got my attention.

532
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,000
I thought you said Bernie, but I sit here reading this and I'm going, oh, shit.

533
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000
Yeah.

534
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:41,000
Now I forgot all about Bernie.

535
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
I know.

536
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:47,000
What are we talking about, Weekend at Bernie's or what?

537
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Yeah.

538
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Jamie Lee Curtis or Drew Barrymore?

539
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Oh, damn.

540
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,000
I know.

541
00:27:54,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Jamie Lee Curtis is a little bit older, taller, a little bit darker hair.

542
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,000
I think I'm off to Jamie.

543
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000
OK.

544
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Jamie Lee Curtis gets it because I like those exact reasons.

545
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Yeah.

546
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,000
That's the only reasons I have why Jamie gets them.

547
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,000
I mean, I don't have any other solid proof why she should get it.

548
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
So there we go.

549
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:23,000
This next one, I got a definite one on that I'm leaning towards, but I'm going to wait

550
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
for your expert opinion on this.

551
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:30,000
Jack Black versus Will Ferrell.

552
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
But then again, I don't know.

553
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000
You know what?

554
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
The more I think about this.

555
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
I do.

556
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Damn.

557
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000
OK.

558
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
I almost will.

559
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:45,000
I'm almost leaning towards Will Ferrell because of his attitude.

560
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:50,000
I think that Will Ferrell would purposely grow his ass hair out just to be shocking

561
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:57,000
where Jack Black, he has it naturally and is not trying to be shocking.

562
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000
You think?

563
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:05,000
At the same time, I don't know if Jack Black can bend over to take care of it.

564
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,000
Yeah, that's a good point.

565
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000
OK.

566
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000
OK.

567
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000
OK.

568
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Jack Black.

569
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000
This one is Jack Black.

570
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000
You want me to?

571
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
I like it.

572
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
You won.

573
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
You're right.

574
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Jack Black gets it.

575
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000
And he's always had like, he's always been hairy.

576
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Here's the beard.

577
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
Yeah.

578
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
You know what?

579
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
What was I thinking?

580
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000
You're right.

581
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Jack Black is the obvious answer.

582
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Next one.

583
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Jim Belushi versus Matthew Broderick.

584
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Jim, baby, all the way.

585
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,000
Jim all the way.

586
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000
Yes.

587
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Yep.

588
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
And I know who we can.

589
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000
Yeah.

590
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000
This will come up on the next one.

591
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000
But I know who we can pit him against later on if he's still around.

592
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:59,000
You're going to have to wait until I come out of mine.

593
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000
I can't wait.

594
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000
I can't wait.

595
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000
I can't wait.

596
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000
Next one.

597
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Valerie Bertinelli versus Lisa Rinna.

598
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:12,000
They're evenly matched.

599
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Lisa Rinna has those huge lips.

600
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Yeah.

601
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:21,000
But I don't know if that parlay's to ass away.

602
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000
But lips has them.

603
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000
I know.

604
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,000
I know.

605
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
I know.

606
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
That's all I can get on Lisa Rinna's huge lips.

607
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:33,000
I think I'm going to have to do that one to Valerie.

608
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000
I think so too.

609
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
I think so too.

610
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Anyone with a good look to Wolfgang Van Halen I think gets the nod.

611
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Yeah.

612
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000
Right?

613
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Yeah.

614
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Yeah.

615
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Yeah.

616
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000
This next one's a pretty good one.

617
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Tim Allen versus John Goodman.

618
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000
Damn it.

619
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:56,000
You just stole two of mine.

620
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Yeah.

621
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000
You can still bring them up against other people.

622
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000
It's fine.

623
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:06,000
And the funny thing is John Goodman has a home down here.

624
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000
He does.

625
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000
He's from St. Louis.

626
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000
Yeah.

627
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000
He has a house here at Lake of the Ozarks.

628
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000
Yeah.

629
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000
It's up on the hill.

630
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000
I've seen pictures of it.

631
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,000
The whole front of it's glass, isn't it?

632
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000
My money goes to Tim Allen.

633
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Okay.

634
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,000
Tim Allen it is.

635
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,000
He did time in prison for cocaine.

636
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
Tim Allen gets it.

637
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Good for him.

638
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Tim Allen, anyone that's been to prison gets the nod on the asshole hair Olympics because

639
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
you know they grew that shit out.

640
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000
He grew it out for protection in prison.

641
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Yeah.

642
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Yeah.

643
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Yeah.

644
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000
And he's lived all these years.

645
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:56,000
The only thing weird on the street is he tied it in the knot so no one could get in there.

646
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
He put dreadlocks down there.

647
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
All right.

648
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Next one.

649
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,000
This is from the comics The Archies.

650
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Veronica versus Betty.

651
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Oh shit.

652
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000
Yeah.

653
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000
I know.

654
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:17,000
That was my little twist that I wasn't wanting to give away.

655
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:29,000
I think I'm also doing it with the Betty.

656
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Okay.

657
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Betty it is.

658
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
That's my opinion.

659
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000
Okay.

660
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Betty from Archies because I have another Betty coming up.

661
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,000
What about your opinion?

662
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
I think Betty's got it too.

663
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Yeah.

664
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Okay.

665
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
Yeah.

666
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Yeah.

667
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
We need a new rope too to make it official.

668
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000
No, no, no.

669
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,000
The thing is on close ones if we both kind of have the same feeling I just go with it

670
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000
because.

671
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000
Okay.

672
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Because Veronica had long dark hair but Betty just kind of had that thicker look like maybe

673
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,000
she has like something going on down there.

674
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
So.

675
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Yeah.

676
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
That's exactly why I gave it to her.

677
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Yeah.

678
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Yeah.

679
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
So I couldn't argue with that or find any solid reason to go against it.

680
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
So I'm like okay Betty it is.

681
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Okay.

682
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Flintstones Wilma versus the other Betty Betty Rebel.

683
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Now Wilma is a crazy eye ginger.

684
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,000
She's a soulless ginger.

685
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
We got to remember this.

686
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,000
But Betty is also like Betty from the Archies.

687
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Thicker darker hair.

688
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:41,000
And they're both cave women.

689
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Yes.

690
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:47,000
So both of them have asshole hair galore.

691
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,000
I gave it to Betty.

692
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Me too.

693
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Okay good good.

694
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
So far.

695
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000
So far we're on the same page.

696
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:57,000
That's why I said I'm going to put Betty from the Archies and then Betty from the Flintstones.

697
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:02,000
The funny thing is brother Tom.

698
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:07,000
You know from me talking about.

699
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,000
He kind of looks like Barney Rebel.

700
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Yes.

701
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,000
We've we've given him crap for that for years.

702
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Awesome.

703
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Okay.

704
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Well then Betty it is.

705
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Yeah.

706
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000
All right.

707
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Next one.

708
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:30,000
Carson Wentz another ginger versus Matt Ryan.

709
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Oh.

710
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,000
I'm going to go with Carson Wentz.

711
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Yeah I think I gave that one to Carson.

712
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,000
And also we need a ginger in this.

713
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Because.

714
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Not for that reason.

715
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Well no no no I know but listen.

716
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000
I agree.

717
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,000
We've got Dave Mustaine a ginger actually won the first round.

718
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000
Yeah.

719
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Yeah.

720
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000
Okay.

721
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Carson Wentz is another ginger and he's kind of rugged.

722
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000
He's a folk singer.

723
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000
He's a great singer.

724
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
He's a great singer.

725
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,000
He's another ginger and he's kind of rugged he's a football player.

726
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:10,000
So I think it makes perfect good perfectly good sense to go against Matt Ryan who had

727
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:17,000
a long neck and was kind of I don't know kind of I don't know frailish looking maybe.

728
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
So Carson Wentz gets it.

729
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
This next one I really like.

730
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Okay.

731
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,000
I'm writing this down.

732
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Carson.

733
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Wentz.

734
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Wentz.

735
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Hello she's.

736
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Matt Ryan.

737
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Matt.

738
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Okay.

739
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000
And Carson Wentz took it.

740
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Next one.

741
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Okay.

742
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Jason Kelsey versus John Harbaugh.

743
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000
I'm going to go with Jason.

744
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Jason all the way baby.

745
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Jason all the way.

746
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Yep.

747
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000
All right.

748
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Next one.

749
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Richard Simmons versus Jason Bateman of very famously Ozark.

750
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Yeah.

751
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Richard Simmons the last pictures anyone seen of him he looks like an old woman like maybe

752
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
he transitioned.

753
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:18,000
I don't think there's I don't think there's an ounce of hair.

754
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000
I don't think there's an ounce of hair on him to you.

755
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:26,000
I think Jason Bateman takes it.

756
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000
Honestly.

757
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Yeah.

758
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000
This is tough.

759
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Because for years I've kind of seen Jason Bateman as one to shave.

760
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000
So you're thinking.

761
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
I don't know for a fact.

762
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
I have not seen him shirtless.

763
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
And Richard Simmons is older.

764
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:58,000
His personality I just think.

765
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,000
I think I might give this one to Jason Bateman.

766
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000
All right.

767
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Hang on.

768
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Hang on.

769
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Okay.

770
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:09,000
How about if I flip a coin?

771
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000
All right.

772
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000
Okay.

773
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Which one heads or tails heads or tails Rob?

774
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Give Jason the ass.

775
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Jason Bateman won.

776
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Damn.

777
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,000
I don't really ever win that game.

778
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
You won it.

779
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
All right.

780
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,000
Next one is my other band section.

781
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,000
I think I did bands at the first and then I came back and did bands.

782
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000
Yeah.

783
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Well the first one was musicians.

784
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
This one is bands.

785
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Okay.

786
00:37:54,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Guns N' Roses versus Alice in Chains.

787
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:08,000
I'm going with Alice.

788
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:14,000
I'm quickly running through all the members in my head.

789
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Yeah, I think I'm going to have to agree with you.

790
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000
All righty.

791
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,000
All right.

792
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:31,000
And the last one, Godsmack versus Limp Bizkit.

793
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
I know.

794
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:40,000
I really like that one.

795
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,000
I'm going to go with Godsmack.

796
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:48,000
They're a little bit more rugged than Limp Bizkit.

797
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Thinking of all the videos I've been watching lately for our music bus.

798
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Yes.

799
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,000
I think I'm going to have to go with Limp Bizkit also.

800
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
All right.

801
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
No.

802
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Godsmack.

803
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Godsmack.

804
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Yeah, Godsmack.

805
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Yep.

806
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Okay.

807
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Yeah, Godsmack.

808
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000
That is my portion of the Harry Asshole Olympics part two.

809
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
I will send you the results.

810
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Yeah, yeah, because I'm going to need them.

811
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
Yeah, and then you come up with your list.

812
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Because you're right into my list.

813
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
Well, the doubles.

814
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Because I knew what happened.

815
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Okay, the doubles get exempt status and they get moved on.

816
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Anyone that's a double, is that agreed upon?

817
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Anyone that's a double?

818
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
No.

819
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:39,000
Because they were popular enough for two people to go ahead and vote for them.

820
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,000
That they should get exempt status on this one.

821
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000
And they get moved on to the next one.

822
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Sound good?

823
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Sounds good.

824
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Okay.

825
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000
All right.

826
00:39:53,000 --> 00:40:00,000
How about if we come back and I've got some other stories here that I'd like to get to.

827
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,000
And a neat little thing about a time capsule.

828
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
And some other things.

829
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:14,000
So we will be right back right after this.

830
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors and horrible pranks.

831
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:24,000
What the fuck is wrong with these guys?

832
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:34,000
As pleasant as 50 grit sandpaper to your inner thighs.

833
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Two monkey fuckers and a toaster will be right back.

834
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Okay, it's two douche bags and microphone on Mark.

835
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000
And I'm on.

836
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000
All righty.

837
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Rob, do you have anything?

838
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:19,000
You said earlier you had a couple things you wanted to get into or did you get to them already?

839
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000
No.

840
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000
I got some here.

841
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000
Oh yeah, yeah.

842
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000
I do.

843
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000
I do.

844
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000
I thought you said you did.

845
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000
So yeah, go ahead.

846
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Yeah, yeah.

847
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
I got a major one right here.

848
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Okay.

849
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,000
It's not as big a list that I was.

850
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Okay, this has to do with the Lake Erie shootout, the boat race.

851
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Oh yeah, yeah.

852
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000
That's right.

853
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000
We talked about that too.

854
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000
I just forgot.

855
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Go ahead.

856
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,000
Yeah, yeah.

857
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,000
It was this last weekend.

858
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Yep.

859
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Okay.

860
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Well, here's the problem.

861
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,000
They've had so many damn classes.

862
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,000
I want to go and sit and cover every damn class.

863
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
No.

864
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
And also people, a lot of people don't know that.

865
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Oh, here's what I have for you.

866
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Okay.

867
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:13,000
There was like, I'm going to guess like 30 different classes.

868
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Okay, yeah.

869
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Over 200 boats in this thing.

870
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
I looked up after you reported on that last time.

871
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000
I looked it up and it's a huge event now.

872
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Geez.

873
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Oh, dude, dude.

874
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Okay.

875
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Well, what they have is they have what they call the top gun.

876
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Okay.

877
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:42,000
That is the boat that runs the fastest during the whole race,

878
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000
doesn't matter what class.

879
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Okay.

880
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,000
And it's always the big boys.

881
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Okay.

882
00:43:50,000 --> 00:44:01,000
This year goes to class PC64A, which don't ask me where they get their class numbers at.

883
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Who knows?

884
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Goes to the boat, American ethanol.

885
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Okay.

886
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:20,000
See, I have problems with names, driver Tony Atatia, D-A-T-T-I-A-T-A.

887
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
Sounds right to me.

888
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Ran 214 mile an hour this year.

889
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Wow.

890
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:32,000
You really want to say wow?

891
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Yeah.

892
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
I did a little more homework.

893
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Okay.

894
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
I went back in time.

895
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:48,000
I went back and looked up the fastest during, on this lake,

896
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,000
which happened to be another shootout.

897
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Okay.

898
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:59,000
It was the 2014 Lake of the Ozarks shootout.

899
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Okay.

900
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000
The boat name was Spirit of Guitar.

901
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Oh, I like that name.

902
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000
No, no, no, no.

903
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Q-A-T-A-R.

904
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Oh.

905
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Okay.

906
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Forget it.

907
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:18,000
So you know, just so you know, and it was a 50 foot mystic.

908
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Wow.

909
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:26,000
I went back and looked up the names.

910
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,000
I couldn't pronounce them.

911
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:35,000
But anyway, they ran at 244 mile an hour.

912
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Shit.

913
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Wow.

914
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,000
That's so fast.

915
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:43,000
If there's anything in the water at all and you hit it, you could disintegrate.

916
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:53,000
Dude, I had personally watched boats that ran 220 on this lake during the shootout.

917
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,000
That's insane.

918
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:02,000
The smoother the water, the better.

919
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:13,000
But I'll tell you what, when they go that fast, it's like watching them rocket cars going through the salt dunes.

920
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Yeah.

921
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000
It's all flat.

922
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000
You know what I mean?

923
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:22,000
The thing about Lake of Ozarks is it is so long that they're able to do this.

924
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Oh, wow.

925
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000
Yeah.

926
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
It is a long lake.

927
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Boats are 40, 50 foot long.

928
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Yeah.

929
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000
How long would you say?

930
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Like I said, we have pontoons that run over 100.

931
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:40,000
We have jet skis that are hitting 80 to 100.

932
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000
I've seen that.

933
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000
That is crazy.

934
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:52,000
I just did not get a chance with our other subjects to sit down and go through that.

935
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,000
I've been doing your homework for a while.

936
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000
Rob, that was good.

937
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:02,000
That was perfect because that's introducing people to what's going on at the lake, and

938
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
then we'll delve into it a little bit more.

939
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000
That's perfect.

940
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:10,000
That's a great interface for what we're going to go into a little bit more of, of what you're

941
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
talking about, what you want to talk about.

942
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000
So that's perfect, Rob.

943
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Honestly, the shootout one day during the week before, they have a remote control boat

944
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000
race.

945
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Oh, wow.

946
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:29,000
They have a remote control boat running over 100 mile an hour.

947
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,000
Rob, I've got a question here real quick about the lake.

948
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Yeah.

949
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,000
From Bagnell Dam all the way to what is the last arm of the lake?

950
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:41,000
Is it the Niangwa arm?

951
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:50,000
Oh, you got Niangwa, you got, that's three different arms.

952
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,000
You got the Osage and let's see what is...

953
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Yeah, Niangwa, Osage, and...

954
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,000
What is the other one?

955
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Yeah.

956
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Well, anyhow, how long would you say from the furthest point to the south, and I think

957
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:11,000
the lake travels to the southwest, doesn't it?

958
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Goes towards Truman Reservoir.

959
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000
How long...

960
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Okay.

961
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Yeah, it comes out of Truman Reservoir.

962
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:23,000
That is the 100 mile marker.

963
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Yes.

964
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000
No, no, no, no.

965
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Is it the 100?

966
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,000
I think it is.

967
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000
I think you're right.

968
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:32,000
I think that's the 100 right there.

969
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,000
So it is 100 miles.

970
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,000
No, I am...

971
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Well, mile marker zero would be at the dam, right?

972
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Actually, actually, actually.

973
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Give me a couple minutes.

974
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,000
Okay.

975
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Give me a couple minutes.

976
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Okay, what do you want to know exactly?

977
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:00,000
How long the lake is from the furthest it goes to the southeast to the extreme northern

978
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:05,000
up near Jefferson, south of Jefferson City, I think is where Bagnell Dam is.

979
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:11,000
You want the furthest straight line or you want the whole side?

980
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:20,000
Okay, if a crow flew the whole lake, how long that would be mile-wise.

981
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Okay.

982
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:25,000
I'm trying to give people that don't know this a little idea of what we're talking about,

983
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:29,000
but tell them while you're looking that up, I've got a neat little story from Chicago.

984
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000
You want to hear it?

985
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Go for it, go for it.

986
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Chicago TV news crew robbed at gunpoint while reporting a string of robberies.

987
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:44,000
The crew ended up robbed themselves after they were accosted at gunpoint by three armed

988
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
men wearing ski masks.

989
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Spanish language station Univision Chicago said a reporter and a photographer were filming

990
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:57,000
just before 5 a.m. Monday in Chicago's Westtown neighborhood when three masked men brandishing

991
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:01,000
firearms robbed them, taking their television camera and other items.

992
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:06,000
They were approached by a police officer and a police officer who was in the car.

993
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:11,000
They were approached with guns and robbed.

994
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Mainly it was personal items and they took a camera.

995
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:21,000
Luis Gudenes, vice president of Univision Chicago, told the Tribune.

996
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Wow.

997
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:27,000
Gudenes said that the crew was filming a story about a string of robberies when they were

998
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000
approached by the masked gunman.

999
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Chicago police identified the victims as 28-year-old male and a 42-year-old male.

1000
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:40,000
The pair were filming when a dark SUV drove up and robbed them and then took off.

1001
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:47,000
The victims are okay and the Chicago PD is looking for the vehicle and of course they

1002
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:57,000
probably don't know what the gunman looked like because they were masked.

1003
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Yeah.

1004
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,000
Let's see here.

1005
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Okay, well I have your answer.

1006
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
Okay, what is it?

1007
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
Okay.

1008
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:16,000
The length of Lake of the Ozarks is 93.21 miles.

1009
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Okay, that's what I wanted.

1010
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:27,000
Its shoreline is even longer at about 1,100 miles.

1011
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Yeah, the shoreline is larger than California, well the whole west coast.

1012
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000
It's larger than the whole west coast.

1013
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:44,000
Well, the pride of Lake of the Ozarks, if you look at it from like an aerial picture

1014
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:49,000
or a map, it kind of looks like a dragon.

1015
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000
It does, yep.

1016
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:54,000
I've actually seen it from a plane and saw the dragon look.

1017
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Yeah, yeah.

1018
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000
It's pretty cool actually.

1019
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Okay, thank you Rob.

1020
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Yeah, there you go, that quick.

1021
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Alright.

1022
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
Thank you Google.

1023
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:09,000
This story, thank you Google, this story is from AP News.

1024
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Japanese ministries eat Fukushima fish to show it's safe after nuclear plant waste water

1025
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000
is discharged.

1026
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida and three cabinet members ate Fukushima fish,

1027
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:30,000
Shishami, at a lunch meeting Wednesday, in an apparent effort to show that fish is safe

1028
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:37,000
following the release of treated radioactive waste water from Fukushima nuclear power plant

1029
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000
that began last week.

1030
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:45,000
Kishida and the three ministers had Shishami, a flounder, octopus, and sea bass

1031
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:50,000
caught off the Fukushima coast after the water release, along with vegetables and fruits

1032
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:56,000
with rice that was grown with the water for irrigation, which, so they must do something

1033
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,000
to the water because it would be salt water, right?

1034
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:03,000
I don't think you can irrigate with salt water, but anyhow, the release of treated

1035
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000
No, no, no, no.

1036
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:09,000
The release of treated wastewater into the ocean, which began Thursdays, highly opposed

1037
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,000
by fishing groups and neighboring countries.

1038
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:17,000
China immediately banned all imports from Japanese foods in response to the new policy

1039
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,000
on wastewater.

1040
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Right after the press conference was adjourned, the power plant went out.

1041
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000
The power went out in the auditorium.

1042
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,000
The place was pitch black.

1043
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:33,000
Luckily, the prime minister and the other ministers were glowing and helped everyone

1044
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,000
out safely.

1045
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:37,000
Ha, ha, ha.

1046
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,000
They weren't really glowing.

1047
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,000
Interesting.

1048
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,000
Yeah, yeah, yep.

1049
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
So what are you looking at now?

1050
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000
Where are you looking up?

1051
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:50,000
No, I just tried my final thought.

1052
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Oh, okay.

1053
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000
Hang on, I got one more story.

1054
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,000
We're not ready yet, are we?

1055
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000
No, we got one more story or a couple more.

1056
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000
It doesn't matter.

1057
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,000
You're the one that has to get up really early, not me.

1058
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,000
So you tell me.

1059
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000
I don't care.

1060
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000
Okay.

1061
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:11,000
A thief steals former governor's SUV as he hosts a radio show.

1062
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Former North Dakota Governor Ed Schaeffer has learned a lesson about locking his vehicle.

1063
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:24,000
He was hosting a Fargo radio show when police called and asked if he owned a 2020 GMC Yukon.

1064
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:31,000
Schaeffer was a guest hosting KFGO's News and Views program Friday morning when police

1065
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,000
called the station to ask if he owned the Yukon.

1066
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:39,000
It turns out that the SUV had been stolen out of the station's parking lot.

1067
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:44,000
The thief apparently drove it to a probation officer and surrendered to authorities, Schaeffer

1068
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,000
said.

1069
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,000
So he was hosting a radio show.

1070
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:53,000
The thief saw that it was open, so then he stole the car.

1071
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:57,000
And then it sounds to me like he's afraid he's going to go to prison again or something.

1072
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:04,000
So, he went straight to the parolee, the parole officer, probably the guy that he answered

1073
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:11,000
to, the parole officer's office and turned himself in with the vehicle.

1074
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,000
So, interesting.

1075
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:18,000
Oh yeah, hey, I forgot about this one.

1076
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Oh yeah, go ahead.

1077
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:25,000
And, okay, it's a sad day, sad day, sad day.

1078
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Okay.

1079
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:32,000
The nights of Alice Cooper radio show to end on September 4th.

1080
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,000
It is.

1081
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:44,000
According to United Stations EVP programming, Indy Denmark, nights of Alice Cooper will

1082
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:54,000
conclude its 19 and a half years in syndication during the week of September 4th with programs

1083
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:58,000
being offered to Sunday, September 10th.

1084
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Oh man, well.

1085
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:09,000
The U.S. television business report says that the Rock legend did not retire or quit radio

1086
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:19,000
and the decision to end the program is due to the sale of United Stations with new management

1087
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,000
changing the programming.

1088
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,000
And the new management is idiots.

1089
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Yeah, so this was not Alice Cooper's doing.

1090
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Alice Cooper will be syndicated again, he's too good.

1091
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,000
I listen to him every night when I work nights.

1092
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,000
Many years.

1093
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Yeah.

1094
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Many years.

1095
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,000
Especially driving down the road late at night.

1096
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Yeah.

1097
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Yeah.

1098
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000
Yeah, yeah.

1099
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:50,000
He will be picked up by another group of stations or syndicator.

1100
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,000
You watch.

1101
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000
He's too good.

1102
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
He's not going to be out radio long.

1103
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,000
I almost seem to be going serious.

1104
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000
Oh, that'd be great if he did.

1105
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000
If he went to Sirius, I got Sirius.

1106
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000
I'll listen to him.

1107
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,000
Why not?

1108
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,000
Yeah.

1109
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,000
Everybody else has.

1110
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Yeah.

1111
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:13,000
Like I said, I ignore the Stern button and everything else on there is pretty good.

1112
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:18,000
I mean, they have some specialized channels that I just love and I also like Eddie Trunk.

1113
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000
Eddie Trunk's show on there is excellent.

1114
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:26,000
I've got another music story and then we can go ahead and close down the program with the

1115
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,000
final thought.

1116
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Okay?

1117
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000
All right.

1118
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:33,000
Kick Ass From Me and Larry Gilmstrom claims that Spencer Proffer approached the band.

1119
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,000
Spencer Proffer's a producer.

1120
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:42,000
He approached the band to record songs for Black Sabbath's then to be released Born Again

1121
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,000
album.

1122
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:48,000
Larry explains that when they were doing the Vices album, Kick Ass was given the keys

1123
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:53,000
to the studio to record music for possible songs on Sabbath's Born Again album.

1124
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:59,000
He said none of the songs were used, but Spencer was looking for material for the newly reformed

1125
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,000
post-deal lineup with Ian Gillen.

1126
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:07,000
Gilmstrom said they would work on the Kick Ass album during the day and evening go record

1127
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,000
music for possible Sabbath material.

1128
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
Geezer Butler is denied the claims.

1129
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:16,000
He said they were looking for a singer, not a songwriter at that time, and they found

1130
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,000
Ian Gillen so that did that.

1131
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:27,000
But the thing is, maybe this is true, maybe it isn't, but I can tell you that the Born

1132
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:32,000
Again album is a big departure from Sabbath's regular stuff.

1133
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000
It was faster paced.

1134
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:38,000
It was completely different.

1135
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000
I totally agree with you on that.

1136
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:48,000
Yeah, so maybe, maybe they did use some other people's material, but when you buy that material,

1137
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:55,000
it then becomes yours and then you put whoever's name on it you want.

1138
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,000
And that has not been the first time that has happened.

1139
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,000
I mean, I don't know about Sabbath, but it's happened with plenty of other groups, so I

1140
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:06,000
could actually see where that could be true.

1141
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:12,000
The only thing I say is Kick Ass, why did they pick them to write Sabbath music?

1142
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
I don't get that.

1143
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Yeah, so, I don't know, maybe they're looking for unknowns with a different sound, I don't

1144
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,000
know.

1145
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:23,000
So, anyhow, interesting story.

1146
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,000
Might be true, might not, who the fuck knows.

1147
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:33,000
So, anyhow, do you want to go ahead and do a final thought, Rob?

1148
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Yeah, I got one.

1149
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,000
Alrighty.

1150
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:43,000
If somebody asks you, are you crazy?

1151
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:50,000
Simply reply yes, just like that, end this discussion, walk away.

1152
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:54,000
That's great, leave it to their imagination.

1153
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,000
Yeah?

1154
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,000
Yeah.

1155
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,000
No, just say yes.

1156
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,000
Yes, you owe them an explanation.

1157
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:02,000
If you don't ask me.

1158
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:07,000
No, a person will come up with reasons why you're crazy better than you can.

1159
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,000
You know what I mean?

1160
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:13,000
Their imagination will take them away, the sheer fact that you said yes and stopped will

1161
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,000
make them go everywhere.

1162
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,000
That's great, I love it.

1163
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,000
It'll make them think they're crazy.

1164
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,000
Yes.

1165
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:24,000
I love that final thought.

1166
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:30,000
Alright, everybody, thank you, thanks for listening, numbers are still growing, we're

1167
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:36,000
still doing very good, we still, Rob and I still love doing this and we're enjoying this.

1168
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Yeah, every day.

1169
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Yeah, so thank you for listening and thank you for making it possible by having enough

1170
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:47,000
people listen to keep our interest in doing this.

1171
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,000
So thank you.

1172
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:55,000
And like I said before, we're only getting better, so, anyway, anyhow, thank you, have

1173
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,000
a great night.

1174
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,000
Good night, everybody.

1175
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,000
Good night.

1176
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:10,000
Hey, where did everybody go?

1177
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:15,000
Where are the douchebags?

1178
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Oh my god, someone took a dump in the corner.

1179
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,000
Oh jeez.

1180
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,000
Glad they're gone.

1181
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1182
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,000
Man, that smells.

1183
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,000
Man, that smells.