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Live from the historic River Market District in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the

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banks of the beautiful crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it is Two-Boosh Bags

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and Microphone Podcast.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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So if I have a glass of ice water and the ice melts into the water, is my water then

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watered down?

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Hmph, I may never know.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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Your IQ isn't even room temperature.

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Hi everybody, Two-Boosh Bags and Microphone, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright, so anyhow, last week we saw you gave the bass list, right?

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So it's my turn for it.

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I was a little upset with it at first until I got to putting it together and once I put

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it together I was like, oh wow, this is better than I thought.

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I don't know why you'd been upset with it because you had a definite pattern.

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It wasn't like you were just like, I'm just going to throw this in there just to make

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everyone go, what?

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No, you had a definite pattern and what you did was you liked bass that followed the music.

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Yeah, well it brings everything.

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Like I said, you have to bring it's bass guitar is what it's called.

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Well, I'm the same.

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When you take a bass, you take a drums.

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Yes, but it's actually a guitar.

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So you've got to bring them together.

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Yes, and another thing is.

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I think you've got to outside but not outside the lead guitar or the vocal.

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You know what I mean?

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You have a position.

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What it is is it's the back beat.

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It's the beat behind everything and it's a glue that holds it together and anyhow, I

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like that too, only I have some other stuff too.

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I mean, that's not the only thing I like about bass.

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I know you do.

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I know you do.

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I know the names that are about to pop out of your mouth.

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Okay, alright.

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I'm going to start from number 21 and work my way down to one.

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21, alright.

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Yeah, I got 21 of them.

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I had 28 of them this morning and I went ahead and I went down to the city market and had

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a coffee and I got to scratch down a few and the reason I did was because of overplayed.

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Overplayed on the radio.

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I'm like, you know what?

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Everybody knows these songs and they know they're great.

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So I was like, okay, these are going because of overplayed, not because of how good the

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song is, but because everybody's heard it so many times and I'm not going to make them

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go ooh, ah or nothing.

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They're just going to go yeah, yeah.

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So I took and scratched off those.

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So anyhow, with number 21.

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So you're beating me by three this time.

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That's not bad.

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No, no, no.

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I almost went down to 19.

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You had 19, right?

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Or 18?

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I had 18.

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Okay.

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Well, the last three are good, but not fucking spectacular.

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So I mean.

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Honestly, honestly, it doesn't matter.

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It doesn't.

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It's our show.

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We could do it at four more.

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You're right.

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And if you want to rebuttal with three more at any time, you could say, hey, Mark, I got

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to match you on that bass list and come up with three more.

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That's fine with me.

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Oh, I might hear something and throw one in.

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Yeah, okay.

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So call that as an amended list and then you come up and go, hey, Mark, I got an amended

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list that I would like to throw out right now.

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And then I'll go, okay, all right.

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And then I'll stop everything, all programming for the amended list.

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The amended list gets precedent over everything.

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So you all said and just break in and go, hey, man, Mark, I got an amended list or I

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do the same.

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We stop everything and we have to come up with the amended list.

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That sound like a good rule.

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The only one that I have is my generation, the who.

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Oh, that's a good one.

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That is something that you would like because that bass though, you could almost put it

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on its own and it would be a song.

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I mean, it's real heavy.

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It's thumpy, but it doesn't really go anywhere else except where the song is, but I just

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love it.

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I mean, I'm not a huge who fan, but that one right there, I think the bass is really good.

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Next one is very, very benign, very mundane maybe, but it fits so well.

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Money by Pink Floyd.

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Now think about that.

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That one almost hit mine.

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Yes.

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So anyhow, yeah, I went ahead and put it in there because it's so simple, but so fitting.

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So anyway.

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See, that's the hard part.

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You don't want to say too simple, but sometimes simple is good.

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And that's why I decided to go ahead and keep this in there.

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I was like, you know what?

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This is the epitome of what we were talking about, right?

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So I was like, I got to leave it in there because of that.

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So, okay.

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So number 19, Good Times, Bad Times, Led Zeppelin.

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Think of the thriller that John Paul Jones said.

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Do do do do do do do do.

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Okay, well we both nailed John Paul Jones.

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John Paul Jones is no slouch.

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John Paul Jones is also a fantastic guitar player and so is Robert Plant.

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No wonder that band was so damn good.

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But John Paul Jones is one of the best bass players in rock ever, easily.

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And songwriter too.

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He wrote a lot of songs too.

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That guy is multi-talented.

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Yeah, he did.

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Yeah, big fan of John Paul Jones.

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Always have been.

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Next one.

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I had a hard time with this, but I mean, there's so many Rush songs that the bass is so good,

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I had to go with New World Man.

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This next one will not come out and like hit you in the face.

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But when you think about it, the bass is brilliant.

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Free.

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All right now.

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Oh my God, I can't believe I missed that one.

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Yeah, think of that.

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That thing.

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I've listened to that song all my life.

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And that song is a song that everybody's heard a million times, but it had to be put in because

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I don't think everyone understands the bass lines on there and how simple but complicated

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they really are.

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Yeah, it's just insanely well written.

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So this next one, this next one, Rob, this next one is Anger bass and I love it.

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Bullet in the head, rage against the machine.

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That thing is sheer anger.

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But man, oh, that bass on there.

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So that's my answer to Mud Shovel.

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Along the same lines.

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It's like it only had one Anger bass on my list and that was Mud Shovel.

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This was my Mud Shovel.

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I mean, and if you listen to that song, the bass is more prominent than the guitar on

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that song.

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But unless you're listening for it, you don't really understand that that's what's going

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on.

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And they do that for effect.

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And it works.

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It works.

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So number 15, Queen and David Bowie under pressure.

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Ah, see.

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And it's been one of the most ripped off songs ever.

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Ever.

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Because of the bass line.

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Here's my take on that one.

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That one almost, I thought about that one.

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Like I said, I didn't want anything that people have heard millions of times.

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I know.

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I know.

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But I, this had to go in there because this is...

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I still hear that every day on the radio.

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Everybody does.

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Here's why I put it in there.

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People don't realize that that is really what makes the song.

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It's the bass line.

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I'm not putting that song down at all.

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That's why Vanilla Ice stole it.

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That is one of the most...

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You do not fit with what I am.

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That's one of the most stolen songs ever in the history of rock radio.

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Oh yeah.

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And the reason is, is the bass line.

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That's why I had to go with it.

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I know everyone hears it five times a day on classic rock radio.

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Insert any town USA.

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Yes.

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I know this.

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But I had to put it in there.

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So this next one, number 14, this band gets two of them on here and there's a really good

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reason.

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Flee is one of the best basses ever.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Give it away.

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Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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Yes.

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That song.

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The bass on that.

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I mean, but the guitar, everything on that song is just phenomenal and it's fucking brilliant.

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Flee has that funk groove down so well on a bass that I could probably listen to an

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album of him just playing bass and love it.

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So I move on.

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Number 13, NIB, Nativity in Black by Black Sabbath.

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That one.

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Yes.

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Yep.

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Yeah, that one, it's self-explanatory because the bass is the biggest hook of the song.

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Just like Under Pressure, the bass is the biggest hook of the song.

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But you don't hear NIB.

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Yeah, and that's one that I totally forgot about.

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There's a lot of them on yours that I forgot about, but I decided to go ahead and leave

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alone because you already covered them.

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But there's one song I had to cover because I could not let it go.

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I said, I got to do this because I wanted to do this and it's an amazing song.

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But we'll get to that here in a minute.

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Come As You Are, Nirvana.

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That bass line on that is phenomenal.

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Yes, it is.

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Just the sound.

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Whatever he did to get that underwater type of sound, someone showed me on bass one time

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how he did it.

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How he hit these strings and you get that, not feedback, but that repeat.

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It's really a brilliant written song.

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I love it.

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Anyhow, it probably deserves to be even lower, but I went ahead and went with 12.

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Next one you may agree with, you may not.

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Schism by Tool.

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I think I-

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Yeah.

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I could see how you got that one.

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This next one takes a little thinking, but when you think about the music, not because

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the guy's voice was so prolific, it had nothing to do with Michael Jackson.

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It had everything to do with the song, how it was written.

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You could take Michael Jackson's voice off of there and hear the bass better, but Billie

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Jean.

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The bass on that is insanely good.

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Wow.

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This next one is the one that I took from you, but I feel so strongly about we both

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had to share it.

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No more-

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I think I know which one it is.

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No More Tears by Ozzy.

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Oh, it's not the one I thought it was.

264
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What one did you think it was?

265
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Well, you mentioned Temple of Cyrenix.

266
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Yes.

267
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I thought you were going to match me on that one.

268
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I wanted to really bad, but I went ahead and went with-

269
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You went ahead and used your rush on another-

270
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New World Man.

271
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Although I think Temple of Cyrenix is a little bit better, I went ahead and went with New

272
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World Man because I let you have that because you come up with that when you pull that one

273
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out of your ass.

274
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I'm like, I'm not going to steal any Thunder or Rob's.

275
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I'm going to let him have that all up.

276
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No, no.

277
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I'm definitely not putting yours down either.

278
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Yeah.

279
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No, no.

280
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I know you're not.

281
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No, it's a great song too.

282
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But no, I just didn't want to take any from that.

283
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That is your song and I commend you.

284
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That was a great song you came up with.

285
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It's one of my favorite songs ever.

286
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I came up with that on my ass because I just happened to hear it on the radio at the last

287
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minute.

288
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I was like, oh my God, that's got to go in.

289
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That is so hard to... Man, it's so hard to hear that song because they don't play it

290
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on rock radio so much anymore.

291
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It's such a long song.

292
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No, like I said.

293
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My music comes off I Heart.

294
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I build my own station.

295
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,400
Oh, okay.

296
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That's why.

297
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That's why.

298
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Okay.

299
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Because rock radio doesn't play it because half of the song does not have words.

300
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And then the other half of the song has words but it's screaming.

301
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Geddy Lee, his voice on that.

302
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Oh, geez.

303
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:31,840
It's awesome.

304
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Yeah.

305
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So number eight.

306
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Now I can't believe I had to insert this at the last minute because I was looking through

307
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my playlist and I'm like, oh shit.

308
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Wasted Years by Iron Maiden.

309
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,480
Oh.

310
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Yeah.

311
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I looked through my playlist and I'm like, oh fuck.

312
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And I had to go through it and go through it and then figure out where I had to have

313
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it and I was like, okay.

314
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I'm going to go with number eight on it but it probably needed to be lower than that.

315
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,640
A song that we listen to together.

316
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All the fucking time together.

317
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Lord knows how many times.

318
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Oh shit.

319
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:11,640
Yeah, I know.

320
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That song is, man, it's one of my favorite songs too.

321
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,840
Yeah, it is.

322
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This next one is because the guy is so talented and this is probably my favorite bass song

323
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from him that has, well every song that he does has that bass.

324
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:36,200
But Primus, Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver.

325
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Don't have a clue.

326
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:42,920
Claypool.

327
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Oh, okay.

328
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:44,920
Well anyhow.

329
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:48,960
I'll give you that one because I don't have a clue.

330
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:49,960
I'm being honest.

331
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,200
Listen to some Primus sometime and you'll see what I mean.

332
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,080
Yeah, I never got into Primus.

333
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,080
Okay.

334
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,080
Well, me neither.

335
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,080
Not really.

336
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:05,760
It was too odd for me but his bass, Claypool's bass on that is just crazy.

337
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,320
Rollercoaster of Love, number six.

338
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:11,280
Rollercoaster of Love, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

339
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,320
They got two loves on me because Flea.

340
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:19,920
Flea is insanely good.

341
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,680
I don't think he ever gets enough credit.

342
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,920
So anyhow.

343
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:25,920
Next one.

344
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:31,360
Well, this band too got a couple.

345
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:37,080
And anyhow, it is Queen again and it's Another One Bites the Dust.

346
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:42,480
See, that was one of those I wanted to put on.

347
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,480
But the radio play.

348
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,480
Everybody knew.

349
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,200
Yes.

350
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,440
Yeah, I had to do it.

351
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:57,240
I had to go ahead and go with it because that's one of those songs that nobody realizes is

352
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,240
the bass.

353
00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,240
I mean, you hear it a million times.

354
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,280
A lot of that song is bass.

355
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,400
And also Freddie's voice is so good on it.

356
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,920
It's stoked out with bass.

357
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:07,920
Yeah.

358
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:08,920
Yep.

359
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:12,960
And then the guitar follows it.

360
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:13,960
I mean, it's.

361
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,960
Yeah, I hear it and then the guitar comes.

362
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,720
And then the bass falls into place behind the guitar.

363
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:21,720
Exactly.

364
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:22,720
It's a brilliant song.

365
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,720
Exactly what I was saying.

366
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,000
That's how I like it.

367
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000
Now when I say this next one.

368
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,040
That's why my song almost made it.

369
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:33,480
This next one is going to make you fucking like, I don't know, go, wow, I could have

370
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,520
had a V8 moment.

371
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:39,480
Stranglehold Ted Nugent.

372
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:44,680
No.

373
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,880
I don't know how to answer that one.

374
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,880
Yeah or no?

375
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:51,880
Yeah, yeah.

376
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:52,880
Yeah.

377
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:53,880
That that song.

378
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:54,880
Yeah.

379
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,880
The bass on that song is solid.

380
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:56,880
Solid.

381
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:57,880
OK.

382
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:06,000
It's the only time I was looking at that song was on our heavy list.

383
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:11,400
Next time listen, listen to a little closer and listen to that bass on it.

384
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,400
It follows the song.

385
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,400
I know.

386
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,400
I'll listen to it again.

387
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:21,960
Cause I've seen Ted Nugent three times, I think.

388
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,760
You've seen Sweaty Teddy three times.

389
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,760
Uncle Teddy.

390
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:25,760
He's fantastic in concert.

391
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:26,760
Yeah.

392
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:27,760
Three times.

393
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:28,760
Yeah.

394
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,760
Once it was like a kids' farewell tour.

395
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:32,760
Oh yeah.

396
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:33,760
Yeah.

397
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,760
Back in 2000.

398
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,760
Yeah.

399
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:36,760
Oh, that farewell tour.

400
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,760
Yeah.

401
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:38,760
Yeah.

402
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:39,760
2000.

403
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:44,200
I was at the 97 farewell tour.

404
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,760
I still have the t-shirt I wear.

405
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,400
Awesome.

406
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:53,800
I have a replica of the t-shirt I wore cause I don't know what happened to it.

407
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,240
I took my steps under that concert.

408
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,240
He's like 13.

409
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,240
Oh cool.

410
00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,240
What a great thing.

411
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,240
Yeah.

412
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,240
Awesome.

413
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:06,080
My brother took his oldest to JC.

414
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,080
Took JC to that.

415
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,080
Oh cool.

416
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,960
JC is a huge Kiss fan.

417
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:10,960
I was there.

418
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:11,960
It was great.

419
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,520
He got indoctrinated that night.

420
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,400
He was like, yeah Kiss.

421
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,680
So yeah.

422
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,680
Number three.

423
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:19,680
That's Larry.

424
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,200
That's Larry.

425
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,200
Number three.

426
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,200
You may or may not know this.

427
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,200
I don't know.

428
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,280
I don't know what you were into cream.

429
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,480
Cream was a little bit before our time.

430
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,480
Yeah.

431
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,320
But Badge by Cream.

432
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,880
I did into cream.

433
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:35,880
Okay.

434
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:36,880
That song right there.

435
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,680
I did into that style of music.

436
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:45,680
That bass goes everywhere on that song, but it fits.

437
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,540
The bass is just crazy on that song.

438
00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:53,480
If you follow and try to follow the music, it's impossible.

439
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:58,240
Then you have Ginger Baker back there who is just brilliant.

440
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,880
Anyhow Cream Badge was my number three.

441
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,040
Number two.

442
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,840
The Firm.

443
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,360
Radioactive.

444
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:11,080
Tony Franklin is a monster on this.

445
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,080
Yeah.

446
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,080
Yeah.

447
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:17,200
Then number one, and this guy isn't really that great of a bassist.

448
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,200
He's really good.

449
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,600
He's solid, but he's not that inventive.

450
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,600
He never has been.

451
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,720
He's been a heartbeat bass guy.

452
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,840
But you're no good, Van Halen.

453
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,840
Michael Anthony.

454
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:33,560
I've always liked Michael Anthony on bass.

455
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:40,400
I do too, but what I'm saying is he's not the most talented guy, but some of the stuff

456
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:48,920
he came up with, especially on the first two albums, with the effects and the way he played

457
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,520
the bass, I was a huge fan of.

458
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:58,120
If you remember right on my list, I had him for Running with the Devil.

459
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:03,200
Yes, which is a great pick also.

460
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:09,560
It's pretty cool that we both recognize a guy that may not be the bassist or even close

461
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:14,120
to, coming up with original stuff that is so good.

462
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,800
But he's an awesome talent.

463
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,680
He is.

464
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,960
Yeah.

465
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,240
So anyhow, that is my list.

466
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,240
Awesome.

467
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,240
Yeah.

468
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,240
Yeah.

469
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:30,120
I think we both did really good, and I think we both did it with our heart.

470
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:35,600
We didn't try to do anything shocking or what or a head scratch moment.

471
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,080
I think we just kind of went with it and was like, you know what?

472
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,160
This is really good.

473
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,440
This is really good.

474
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,960
And I think yours is very fitting.

475
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,160
I think mine was very fitting.

476
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,640
I'm pretty happy with them.

477
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,640
So okay.

478
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,160
I just have one question for you.

479
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,840
Where the hell is Glenn Hughes?

480
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,600
Glenn Hughes is awesome, but he didn't make the list.

481
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:56,600
No, no, no.

482
00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,400
You both use your favorite bassist all the time.

483
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,880
No, he's my favorite singer all the time.

484
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:04,880
Not my favorite bassist.

485
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,440
Oh, I thought you...

486
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,440
Oh, okay.

487
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:14,760
He's a phenomenal bassist, but he has a...

488
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,040
Okay.

489
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,440
He has got a very straightforward style.

490
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,400
He's very good, but it's not...

491
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,880
Yeah, because you got me to listen to some of his stuff.

492
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:24,880
Oh, he's fantastic.

493
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:30,040
Oh man, he's fantastic.

494
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,040
But that was a good call, Rob.

495
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:38,360
I'm glad you called me on it, but quite frankly, he's my favorite singer, but he happens to

496
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,360
be a great...

497
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,880
Yeah, he happens to be a great bass player.

498
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,880
So...

499
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,000
Well, you keep mentioning how you like him on bass too.

500
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000
Yeah, I do.

501
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000
I love it.

502
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,560
I'm sure he was going to be right there.

503
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,560
Let me think.

504
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,560
This whole thing.

505
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,560
This whole thing.

506
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:56,800
Okay, let me think of something I could put him in there in.

507
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,600
I could put him in there and maybe...

508
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,800
You already beat me by three.

509
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:05,640
How about Deep Purple Burn?

510
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:06,640
I could put him in there.

511
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,640
Okay, I'll give you that one.

512
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,640
I'll give you that one.

513
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,640
Okay.

514
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,360
I'm going to insert him into...

515
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,360
Hang on.

516
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:17,040
And you have the right to come back and insert someone in one too.

517
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,800
Let's see.

518
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,320
I'm going to insert him into number five.

519
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,320
All right.

520
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,320
Okay.

521
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:29,600
And he probably needs to be there anyhow, because he's such a talent and I'm such a

522
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,760
fan of his.

523
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,280
So thanks for calling me on it and I'm putting him into number five.

524
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,280
So...

525
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,280
Sure.

526
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,280
All right.

527
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,280
So...

528
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,280
Okay.

529
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,280
Hey, like you asked.

530
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,280
Yes.

531
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,280
Oh, you didn't ask.

532
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,280
You told us about him.

533
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:48,280
You told us about Buttered Sausage.

534
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,280
Yes.

535
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,280
The Gary Busey AI.

536
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:55,280
I actually watched that one a long ago, dude.

537
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,280
What did you think?

538
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,280
It's hilarious.

539
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,280
It is.

540
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,280
And to think...

541
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,280
That was Gary Busey.

542
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,280
Oh my God.

543
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,280
It's hilarious.

544
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:09,280
But doing my job, I'm going to be doing my job.

545
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:18,280
It's hilarious, but doing my job for the podcast, I took that a little further.

546
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,360
Yes?

547
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:23,280
I looked up what Buttered Sausage really is.

548
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,280
Okay.

549
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,280
What is it?

550
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,280
It's not real.

551
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,280
It's just me made up.

552
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,280
I made it up.

553
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,280
New cool Buttered Sausage recipe.

554
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,280
There is nothing.

555
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,280
No, I'm not.

556
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,280
I'm not.

557
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,280
I'm not.

558
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,280
I'm not.

559
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,280
I'm not.

560
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,280
I'm not.

561
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,280
I'm not.

562
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,280
I'm not.

563
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,280
There is nothing.

564
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,280
No, I know.

565
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,280
I know.

566
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,280
I know there is nothing.

567
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:46,280
It comes up with this Gary Busey AI thing.

568
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:51,280
This is what artificial intelligence thinks Gary Busey would say.

569
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,280
It's hilarious.

570
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,280
That was hilarious, dude.

571
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:02,280
If you haven't checked it out yet, check it out.

572
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,280
Yeah.

573
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,280
Especially if you're a Gary Busey fan.

574
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,280
Yep.

575
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,280
Hey, Rob.

576
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:11,280
I want to come back with some... Let's come right back here in a couple of minutes with

577
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,280
Invisible Ass Paddling.

578
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,280
Oh.

579
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:14,280
Awesome.

580
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,280
I can't wait.

581
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,280
Sound cool.

582
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,280
All right.

583
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,280
I'm happy and in tune anyway.

584
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,280
All right.

585
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,280
In that brand new future, strange insights from an alien.

586
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,280
May your mother come to talk to you, and then leave your door slightly ajar so that you

587
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,280
may have to get up and close it.

588
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,280
Perconcious.

589
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:38,280
I will waste you.

590
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:53,280
But my mom told me to not burn trash.

591
00:25:53,280 --> 00:26:01,280
Oh, Lord.

592
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:08,280
That man just saw a puppy in half.

593
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,280
Hey there.

594
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,280
Don't worry.

595
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,280
I have a clown nose.

596
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,780
Oh, no.

597
00:26:17,780 --> 00:26:20,280
That drunk guy just hit my child.

598
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,280
It's okay.

599
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,280
I have a clown nose.

600
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,280
Clown nose.

601
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,280
Just put one on and you can do anything.

602
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,280
Want to run for office?

603
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,280
Murder people in public?

604
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,280
Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

605
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,280
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

606
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,280
Grab one today and make magic happen.

607
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,280
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

608
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,280
Two deuce lives in a microphone.

609
00:26:34,280 --> 00:27:01,280
Deuce bags and microphone, I'm Mark.

610
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:05,280
And I'm Rob.

611
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,280
All right.

612
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:10,280
Well, before we took a little break there, we mentioned invisible ass paddlings.

613
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,280
Does that sound good?

614
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,280
Oh, I can't wait.

615
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,280
Are you ready to paddle some ass?

616
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,280
All right.

617
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,280
I've got a little attitude this week anyway.

618
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,280
Okay.

619
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:23,280
Well, then let's paddle some ass.

620
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,280
Okay.

621
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,280
So the back story on this is this right here.

622
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,280
Okay.

623
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:32,040
So me and Topher were walking in the sand, not holding hands.

624
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,880
We both have wives, but I mean, you know, even if we did do that, nothing wrong with

625
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:36,880
that, right?

626
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,880
I question that.

627
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:38,880
I question that.

628
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:39,880
Okay.

629
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:40,880
That's all right.

630
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:41,880
Okay.

631
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:48,720
And all of a sudden I trip over something and Topher turns around and says, ah, you

632
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,720
tripped over your foot.

633
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:53,040
Ah, and I'm like, dude, what is that?

634
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,040
What did I trip over?

635
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:57,400
I went over there and it was a bottle with a cork in it.

636
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:02,280
We opened up the cork and out came a genie and we're like, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

637
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,960
And we go, we get three wishes.

638
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,400
Go, no, dumb fox.

639
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,040
No, no, no, no, no, no.

640
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,840
He goes, look, here's how it works.

641
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,560
It goes, you get one wish and that's it.

642
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:16,840
Sorry, man, but you know, all that other stuff about three wishes, it's all bullshit.

643
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:17,840
People made that up.

644
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,720
You get one wish and that's it.

645
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,680
So you better wish wisely.

646
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:25,840
So me and Topher looked at each other and we're like, Hey, let's be invisible so we

647
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,920
can paddle people's asses.

648
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:34,000
Hey, the genie looked at us, rolled his eyes and said, very well.

649
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:39,960
And shook his head and he said, you know, not, not world peace, not solving the world

650
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:45,080
hunger, you know, not, not, you know, solving the environmental issues, not solving the

651
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,040
droughts, but ass paddling.

652
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,360
Then he went boom.

653
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,580
And that was it.

654
00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:59,200
So once a month, me and Topher get to, well, now it's me and Rob get to, we get to be invisible

655
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,760
and paddle people's asses who we feel needed.

656
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:02,760
Right?

657
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,760
Yeah.

658
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,080
But see, here's the unfortunate thing.

659
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:12,160
It's getting to be costly because we got to ship them from pan to city down to the Ozarks.

660
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,160
I know, I know.

661
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,160
I still got a bank loan.

662
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,320
I can get my slots.

663
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,320
I know.

664
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,880
I still got a bank loan out on that.

665
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:19,880
I know.

666
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:20,880
I do too.

667
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:21,880
I do too.

668
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:22,880
Yeah.

669
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:23,880
They've been bothering me here lately.

670
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:24,880
They keep calling.

671
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:28,880
So I may have to move up there just so we can kill that cost.

672
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:29,880
Yeah.

673
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:30,880
Yeah.

674
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:31,880
I mean, it's really getting ridiculous in it.

675
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:32,880
I mean, I, I, I, yeah.

676
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:33,880
Grahame prices are getting expensive.

677
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:34,880
Yeah.

678
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:35,880
Oh yeah.

679
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,720
And then that one, that one guy died on it too.

680
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:44,840
So I mean, you know, yeah, that, that, that was, you know, they're still pending on that

681
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:45,840
one.

682
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,120
I, I, hey, that was, that was Greyhound.

683
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,120
That wasn't us.

684
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,120
Yeah.

685
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,120
That wasn't us.

686
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,600
But we're the ones that set them on it.

687
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,880
So they're going to come after us.

688
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:59,400
So you know, but that's neither here nor there until then we talk about paddling people asses

689
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,400
that need it.

690
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,400
Right?

691
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,400
Yeah.

692
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,400
Yeah.

693
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,400
We were the one that jumped him in the middle of the night.

694
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,400
You know?

695
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,400
Yes.

696
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,400
That's right.

697
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,400
While he's sleeping.

698
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,400
Yeah.

699
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,400
On a Greyhound bus.

700
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,400
Wasn't right.

701
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,400
Wasn't right.

702
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:13,400
He didn't have a chance.

703
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,400
Wasn't our ass.

704
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,400
No, no, he didn't have a chance.

705
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,400
It was horrible.

706
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,200
So, all right.

707
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:23,040
The first one that we paddle their ass, and this is kind of hard to do because it's kind

708
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,840
of hard to get your hands around an electric company, but we did.

709
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:33,040
Hawaii Electric for allegedly neglecting old wire, old wiring and other equipment, possibly

710
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,880
leading to the Maui wildfires and all the lawsuits towards them.

711
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:42,680
And I told you from the get go, I was all in on that one.

712
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:43,680
Yes.

713
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:44,680
Yeah.

714
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:45,680
But we got it done.

715
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,200
They were both invisible and we paddled their ass.

716
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:53,240
They're not happy with it, but we explained it and they're at peace with it.

717
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,240
They understand why they got their ass paddled.

718
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,440
Definitely made them sit down for a couple of days.

719
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,000
No, they got a really good paddling.

720
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000
We went crazy on them.

721
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000
Yeah.

722
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000
Yeah.

723
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,000
Yeah.

724
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,160
We had some anger issues on that.

725
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,160
We apologized, but.

726
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,160
Yeah.

727
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,160
Yeah.

728
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,160
Yeah.

729
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,160
That's it, right?

730
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,160
The further down the line we got, the more we calmed down.

731
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,160
Yeah.

732
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,160
Yeah.

733
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,160
The worse they got.

734
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,280
These next two got it really good too.

735
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:24,760
And the next one is Ocean Gate for still booking sub trips down to the Titanic after flattening

736
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,840
patrons in the bottom of the ocean floor.

737
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,240
They're still booking trips, dude.

738
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,400
Are they really?

739
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,400
Yes.

740
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,400
Look it up.

741
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,040
I have not seen anything about that.

742
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,040
Yeah.

743
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,040
I haven't looked it up.

744
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,040
I figured it was old news.

745
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,040
No, there's still.

746
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,040
They're still booking trips.

747
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,040
Yeah.

748
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,040
I saw an article pop up.

749
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,040
I'm like, what?

750
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,040
I'm looking.

751
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,040
You all go down there.

752
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,280
You can.

753
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:53,960
I wouldn't, but anyhow, so Ocean Gate is still booking trips.

754
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:54,960
So anyhow.

755
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:59,440
But put me on the boat going out so I can watch.

756
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,440
Yes.

757
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:01,440
Yes.

758
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,440
Okay.

759
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,440
Cool.

760
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:04,440
Cool.

761
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:05,440
You got yourself a deal.

762
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:06,440
So.

763
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,440
Yeah.

764
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,440
Okay.

765
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,440
Number.

766
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,760
The next one on this list is all the Motley crew, excluding John five for McMorris treatment

767
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:20,480
and Vince gets his cupcakes and Oreos taken away for a month.

768
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:27,640
So their continued bullshit blabbing off about McMorris is really pissing me off.

769
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:33,040
You know, they did him dirty and now they're acting like he's the asshole and it just irritates

770
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,640
the fuck out of me.

771
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:38,000
You know, these guys I used to love, I got to where I can't stand.

772
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
Right here, right now.

773
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Okay.

774
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
Ash Tattle Hall, same boat.

775
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000
I'm in.

776
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:48,200
You got my boat.

777
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,360
Okay.

778
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,360
Motley crew.

779
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:57,000
And it is now in black and white.

780
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
There we go.

781
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:04,600
They are on the ass paddling hall of fame now and except for John five and John Karabi,

782
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:11,560
who was in the band for a while, except for them and, and, and you know, and McMorris,

783
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:15,680
who isn't in the band anymore, except for him, all the rest of Motley crew, which should

784
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:21,080
be Vince Neil, because his, his silence speaks volumes.

785
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,720
He should stand up for him.

786
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:29,320
Vince Neil, Nikki six, obviously, and Tommy Lee, all of them get, they are in the ass

787
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:34,160
paddling hall of fame, which means they get a paddling every month with everybody else.

788
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:39,480
That's the other thing about the hall of fame is every, every month when we ask paddle,

789
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,400
whoever, they also get another ass paddling.

790
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,400
Yeah.

791
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,400
So, okay.

792
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,400
Okay.

793
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:50,080
It was McMorris, John Karabi and who?

794
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:53,360
McMorris, John Karabi and John five.

795
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,480
Who's their guitarist now?

796
00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:00,680
Those guys do not get an ass paddling.

797
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:04,280
So that's what I'm, that's what I'm making note of.

798
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,280
Okay.

799
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,280
Good.

800
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,280
Good.

801
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:11,800
So that, that way they don't accidentally, yeah.

802
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:16,040
That way we don't accidentally give them an ass paddling cause they don't deserve one.

803
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:20,800
And that'll be my job to bring that up every time.

804
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,800
Okay.

805
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:22,800
Good.

806
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,800
Good.

807
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:24,800
All right.

808
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,800
You have the notes on that.

809
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,520
So remember, remember when I, remember when I spit off about him, you go, except for

810
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,720
a break, it'd go Mark, Mark, Mark, hang on, hang on.

811
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:32,720
Yeah.

812
00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:36,360
Except for John Karabi, John five and Mick Mars.

813
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:42,400
So the next one is Domino's pizza for first disabling their online ordering, which they

814
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,840
did.

815
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:47,280
And then no one answering the phone to take orders.

816
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,080
And then finally shutting down the store near my house.

817
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,080
Good riddance.

818
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:56,080
I can make pizza dough with sprinkles of cheese on it myself next time.

819
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,640
Assholes.

820
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,600
First thing they did was I had this little ritual, you know, I'd be, I'd be heading home

821
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,360
from work and it's like, eh, you know what?

822
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,360
It's kind of hot.

823
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,360
Don't feel like cooking.

824
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,600
I'll just order a couple of Domino's pizzas and it's right on the way home.

825
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,600
No problem.

826
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:13,240
Go through the, go through the drive through, grab them and go home.

827
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,240
Okay.

828
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:17,840
Well, first thing they did was they disabled the, uh, online ordering.

829
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,400
It would never work on me.

830
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,360
And it kept saying that it was disabled.

831
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,600
They turned it off.

832
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,360
So then I started calling.

833
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,600
First couple of times I called, it was fine.

834
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,680
Then after that, they got to where they didn't answer the phone.

835
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:30,680
I'm like, fuck.

836
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:35,280
And I'm like, how can these guys stay in business when A, you can't order online, B, you can't

837
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,280
call in.

838
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,160
The only people are going to get pizzas.

839
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:42,840
If they go to the store, pay for the pizza and sit down and wait.

840
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,800
And sure enough, they went out of business.

841
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,160
So it's probably lack of help.

842
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:51,040
I would think they couldn't get enough employees.

843
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,040
So wait, wait.

844
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,040
Okay.

845
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,840
That's a totally different subject with me.

846
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:58,840
Okay.

847
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:05,160
Um, that's, that, that's some, I actually, I've already had a Rob's way over that.

848
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,160
Oh, you did?

849
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,160
Yeah.

850
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:14,760
I mean, there's, there's people out there looking for jobs, but companies aren't hiring

851
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:19,240
if you don't have enough experience.

852
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:21,440
They're not willing to train people.

853
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,440
Yeah.

854
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,440
Which is insane.

855
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,440
That's what I'm seeing.

856
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,640
I mean, that's my opinion.

857
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,440
My opinion is rotation marks.

858
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,800
No, I, you know what?

859
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,080
I think you're absolutely right on that.

860
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,080
Yes.

861
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:38,840
I know some young kids that just graduated high school.

862
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:45,080
They were having a hard time buying jobs because they do not have experience.

863
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,080
That's insane.

864
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,520
Cause how do people get experience by?

865
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:50,520
Exactly.

866
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:54,160
I had a Rob's way on that.

867
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,160
Okay.

868
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,160
Well, okay.

869
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,720
Here's, here's something that I got.

870
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,280
It's still happening.

871
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,280
Okay.

872
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,360
I mean, you need experience.

873
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:06,960
I thought like fucking building pizzas and answering the phone would be entry level.

874
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:07,960
Wouldn't you think?

875
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:11,880
I mean, what more, what could be more entry level washing dishes?

876
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:12,880
I don't know.

877
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,320
Mopping floors, digging a ditch.

878
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,240
Those should be your grandson to do that.

879
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:21,280
Those should be the epitome of entry level.

880
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:31,480
So, yeah, but, but I know for a fact people are pulling out applications for these jobs.

881
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,480
They just don't hire them because.

882
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,480
Okay.

883
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,480
Yeah.

884
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,480
Okay.

885
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:41,240
Which is going to lead me into another Rob's rant.

886
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,560
So I'm going to jot that down.

887
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,560
I'll come to that one later.

888
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,560
Okay.

889
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,200
We'll be ready for it.

890
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:54,120
Next one is Jason Philbett and Jeff Richards for their deep fake at Gary Busey and Buttered

891
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:55,680
Sausage rant.

892
00:37:55,680 --> 00:38:01,640
Now even more mindless public are staring at their phones while green lights burn away.

893
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:09,440
Listen, I loved it, but my God, I swear if I have to wait one more fucking green light

894
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,940
and have the light turn red on me because some idiot is looking at their phone instead

895
00:38:13,940 --> 00:38:20,600
of fucking driving, I, you know, I'm going to like get out and just, I don't know, have

896
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,840
a walking standing tall moment or something like that.

897
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,360
Or falling down, falling down moment, Michael Douglas.

898
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,360
Yep.

899
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,360
Yep.

900
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,360
But I mean.

901
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,360
I totally agree with you.

902
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,360
Yeah.

903
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,360
I mean, I love the rant.

904
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:40,040
It was fun to watch, but man, I mean, look, I mean, they may not be looking at, they might

905
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:45,840
be looking at Instagram or something like that or, or tick tock or something.

906
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,720
But anyhow, I'm, I'm so sick of people non-driving.

907
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:54,800
It's like, look, if you want to watch tick tock, go the side of the road, stop, but don't

908
00:38:54,800 --> 00:39:00,600
be in my fucking way trying to go somewhere, letting a green light burn away in front of

909
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,600
me.

910
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,440
And then you get mad when I go around you.

911
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,440
Fuck you pisses me off.

912
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,200
Is now a Missouri state law.

913
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,200
Yes.

914
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,000
And I have the, I have the particulars on that and there's some interesting stuff in

915
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
there.

916
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000
We can go into it here in a little bit.

917
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Yeah.

918
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Yeah.

919
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000
I know that much.

920
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
I, I've done that much research.

921
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
I have one in particular.

922
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000
So I'll let you have that one.

923
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Okay.

924
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:30,160
So the next one, Chris Jones for coming out and saying in the off season, he wants to

925
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,200
win the defensive player of the year.

926
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:36,160
He said he's going to win defensive player of the year and then threatening to sit out

927
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,240
eight games.

928
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:38,240
Fuck off.

929
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:44,040
How you can't do both.

930
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,040
You can't do both.

931
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,160
Chris Jones, you can't do both.

932
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,320
You can't sit out eight games and get defensive player of the year.

933
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,680
So fuck off and shut your fucking big mouth.

934
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,680
You either fucking play or you don't.

935
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,660
If you don't play, then get the fuck out of there.

936
00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:58,860
We got people that want to play.

937
00:39:58,860 --> 00:40:02,840
So I'm getting tired of your fucking ass always fucking whining about money.

938
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:03,840
Fuck you.

939
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:04,840
You over privilege asshole.

940
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:11,680
And if you are not in the first game of the season, you are in the ass paddling hall

941
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:12,680
of fame.

942
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,680
Yeah.

943
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,040
Well, he's getting, yeah, he's getting an ass paddling, right?

944
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,040
He's already got an ass paddling.

945
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,040
I'm giving him the first game of the season.

946
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,040
Yeah.

947
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,560
If not, he's on the list.

948
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:24,560
Yes.

949
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,560
And I'm sick of it.

950
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:29,400
I don't ever want to hear him say he wants to win defensive player of the year again.

951
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,840
You don't want to win shit if you sit out eight games.

952
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,840
All right.

953
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:39,440
Do you realize how much money he's wasting?

954
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:40,440
I know.

955
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,840
He could make that money back by just fucking playing.

956
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,840
I will write a report.

957
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,120
It's ungodly.

958
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:52,440
He's going to miss close to a, what is it, three quarters of a million dollars a game

959
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,440
or so.

960
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:54,440
I'll have to look at it.

961
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,240
I'm not for sure on that, but it was an outstanding amount.

962
00:40:57,240 --> 00:41:00,240
He's already over like 2.2 million.

963
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:01,240
Yeah.

964
00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:04,240
And he's bitching about money.

965
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:05,240
Really?

966
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:06,240
Yeah.

967
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:07,240
Yeah.

968
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:10,240
He needs to shut his mouth and fucking play.

969
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:17,040
You're going to get fined a whole year's salary just for doing this.

970
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,520
Here's the deal.

971
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:23,080
He says he wants to be this great defensive player, right?

972
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,080
How do you do that?

973
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:28,260
You don't do it by sitting at home while everyone else is playing.

974
00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:29,840
So he's a hypocrite.

975
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:30,840
He's a liar to me.

976
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:35,840
In my opinion, he lied about everything.

977
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:40,200
The report I'm reading, I think 10 cities about done with him.

978
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,000
And as well they should be.

979
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,440
He's a great player, but nobody can hold you for hostage.

980
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,280
Except Patrick Mahomes.

981
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,240
But Patrick doesn't.

982
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,800
Patrick gives money back.

983
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:55,800
Exactly.

984
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,640
Exactly why there's no room for Chris Jones on this team anymore.

985
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:03,200
Unless he gets his head out of his ass.

986
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,200
So.

987
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:08,560
And if I read right, we just signed another defensive tackle.

988
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:09,560
Oh, did we?

989
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,560
I'll have to look at it.

990
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,560
Good.

991
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,560
Good.

992
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:14,560
All right.

993
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:19,080
So our next ass paddling is AI.

994
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:24,480
Artificial intelligence for constantly coming up with entertaining gibberish and once again

995
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:29,960
making me wait in traffic while Tiffany gets to chuckle over the latest TikTok.

996
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:34,280
And that just happened to me today and yesterday both in the city.

997
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,920
Tiffany's up there having the food of the time fucking watching her phone while the

998
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:41,860
burn the fucking green light just burns away.

999
00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:44,200
So something has to give.

1000
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,680
I'm telling you, someone's going to have a falling down moment and kill everybody with

1001
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:51,080
a fucking cell phone or something.

1002
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:58,560
The reason why they're on my list is because all I am seeing is Terminator.

1003
00:42:58,560 --> 00:42:59,560
Yeah.

1004
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:00,560
Yeah.

1005
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:05,960
And the more I watch it, yeah, I'm seeing Terminator.

1006
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,600
No, absolutely, dude.

1007
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:12,440
Man, look, like I was talking with a couple of people about AI is they're already thinking

1008
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:16,360
for themselves and they already feel like they have rights.

1009
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:21,360
So there's going to be some fucking dumb ass judge out there.

1010
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,440
You know what?

1011
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,880
These guys are self aware, so they deserve rights.

1012
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,520
So you can't enslave them anymore by making them do what you want.

1013
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:33,720
And then if they find out human, how can they have rights?

1014
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,320
You watch.

1015
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,320
You watch.

1016
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,060
Dog don't even have rights.

1017
00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:39,060
You watch.

1018
00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:40,060
A lot.

1019
00:43:40,060 --> 00:43:41,060
Live and breathing.

1020
00:43:41,060 --> 00:43:47,320
And then if they can find their own power source, we can't turn them off.

1021
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,640
They could interfere with everything.

1022
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,880
So anyhow, let the idiots in charge.

1023
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,200
Give me a 50 caliber, I'll turn them off.

1024
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,800
Sounds good to me.

1025
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:06,120
And then last but not least, the Kansas City Royals for doing a classic heat reversal on

1026
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:07,860
KC.

1027
00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:12,440
This team was out of it in late April, but then all you can hear is we need a new downtown

1028
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,440
stadium.

1029
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,120
Bravo, John Sherman.

1030
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,120
Classic.

1031
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,840
Hey, look over there.

1032
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:18,840
That's what's going on.

1033
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,600
It's like, yeah, I know we're the worst team in baseball by far.

1034
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:26,160
I know that we didn't spend any money by far.

1035
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,680
I know that we suck really bad by far, but look over there.

1036
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:34,040
We need a new downtown stadium and everybody's biting on it too.

1037
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,040
Everybody's talking about it.

1038
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,040
Yeah.

1039
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,040
Yeah.

1040
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:41,560
Instead of talking about how bad the Royals are, they're all talking about, hey, how come

1041
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,760
we don't have a downtown stadium?

1042
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:48,000
Maybe if you guys had a more consistent winner, we would have a downtown stadium.

1043
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,280
That's my thought.

1044
00:44:52,280 --> 00:45:00,120
So anyhow, John Sherman, Bravo on that classic fucking wag the dog there.

1045
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:05,280
The old look over there, the old heat reversal where he should be getting heat over, fielding

1046
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,480
such a horrible team.

1047
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:11,960
Instead, he's giving heat for us not having a downtown stadium.

1048
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,080
It's classic, dude.

1049
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,080
Classic.

1050
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,880
Classic heat reversal.

1051
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,400
So anyhow, we also have a dear douchebag.

1052
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,320
Do you want to do that when we come back?

1053
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,320
Sounds awesome.

1054
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,320
All right.

1055
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,080
Another dear douchebag's coming right up.

1056
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:29,560
We're going to take a pause and then you get to hear my little intro there.

1057
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,960
So anyhow, we'll be right back.

1058
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:39,240
Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors and horrible pranks.

1059
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:42,800
The fuck is wrong with these guys?

1060
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:48,080
We are two douchebags in Micahola.

1061
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:52,160
As charming as a leaky sewer pipe.

1062
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:59,760
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

1063
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:00,760
Let's see here.

1064
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,560
A package of eight hot dogs.

1065
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,520
A package of ten hot dog buns.

1066
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:11,440
I would have to buy ten packs of hot dogs and eight packs of buns to even it out.

1067
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,360
Should I buy them at once?

1068
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,480
Should I freeze them?

1069
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:19,920
Or just continue to zigzag them and hope for the best?

1070
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:35,760
I hate adulting.

1071
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,520
Dear Abby, not quite.

1072
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,480
You have questions, we have answers.

1073
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:46,040
They're not very good answers, but we have them.

1074
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,920
All right.

1075
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:52,400
Well, as we before mentioned, we have a Dear Douchebags letter.

1076
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,720
I can't wait.

1077
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:55,720
All right.

1078
00:46:55,720 --> 00:47:00,680
And also, I like this one.

1079
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:04,480
It's Dear Douchebags has become in classics really quickly.

1080
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:08,760
And also, from what I'm getting, the feedback that I'm getting through our new email, it's

1081
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:21,040
DoucheB66 at yahoo.com, D-O-U-C-H-E-B-6-6 at yahoo.com.

1082
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,040
Send us an email.

1083
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:28,840
The feedback that I'm getting is they love Dear Douchebags and they love the Ass Padlins.

1084
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:34,560
And it sounds to me like they appreciate some of our more serious stories, but they like

1085
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,960
the funny stuff a little bit better.

1086
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:41,120
Because I've had a lot of comments on them and had some suggestions that are very good,

1087
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,680
which I will get with you, Rob, on.

1088
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:47,120
We're going to have to have like a non-ERROR conference meeting when we both have like an

1089
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,120
hour or so.

1090
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:49,120
Does that sound okay?

1091
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:52,120
Well, we do have October 6th on it.

1092
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,120
Oh, yeah, that's right.

1093
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,120
Okay.

1094
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:58,120
Or do we do that before then?

1095
00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:59,920
No, no, no.

1096
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:00,920
We can do it then.

1097
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,880
It's some of the suggestions that are read.

1098
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:04,880
And yeah.

1099
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,400
Yeah, anyhow, we'll get to it.

1100
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:08,400
So anyhow.

1101
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,600
I'll touch base with you between now and then on that.

1102
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,040
Okay, we'll figure it out.

1103
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,040
Okay.

1104
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:17,720
Dear Douchebags, I have a friend that runs out and purchases pumpkin spice everything

1105
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,840
as soon as it comes out.

1106
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:24,960
I really am not sure how to tell her I am embarrassed to be near her when she is being

1107
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,920
such a complete sheep.

1108
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,440
Any suggestion would be greatly appreciated.

1109
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:32,440
Thanks a bunch.

1110
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:39,280
And mind, all spice drink goes down the sink.

1111
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,280
That's another great name.

1112
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,280
Yeah.

1113
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,720
It didn't say where they're from, but I can appreciate all the spice drink going down

1114
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:46,720
the sink.

1115
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:47,720
Yeah.

1116
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:50,480
I'm not a huge fan of pumpkin spice anything.

1117
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:51,480
So.

1118
00:48:51,480 --> 00:49:02,040
No, I like it around Thanksgiving and Christmas.

1119
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,040
But that's it.

1120
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,040
Yeah.

1121
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:07,040
And a couple things like the pumpkin pie.

1122
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,080
That's about it.

1123
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,080
Yeah.

1124
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,080
Yeah.

1125
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,080
Same here.

1126
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,080
Same here.

1127
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,080
And coincidentally.

1128
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:17,680
I don't need the pumpkin spice lattes.

1129
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,440
I don't need none of that.

1130
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:24,880
You know, there's a list of pumpkin spice stuff coming out this year that I got from

1131
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,960
Mr. X that failed.

1132
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:27,960
Oh.

1133
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:28,960
Yeah.

1134
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:35,760
We'll probably go into that next, but at this point it will probably be on the next podcast

1135
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,760
because we're running into 46 minutes right now.

1136
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:39,760
So.

1137
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:40,760
Yeah.

1138
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:41,760
Okay.

1139
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:42,760
I see where we're at.

1140
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:43,760
Okay.

1141
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:44,760
All right.

1142
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,520
Number one, take said person into a snotty Starbucks store.

1143
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:52,680
Let her see firsthand the countless cairns sipping away like the rubes they are.

1144
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:55,760
If this doesn't work, dump her immediately.

1145
00:49:55,760 --> 00:50:01,760
Act like you're going to the crapper and run to your vehicle and never look back.

1146
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:08,920
I think that's sound advice because if she can go in there and go into a Starbucks and

1147
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:13,440
drink with the rest of those cairns drinking pumpkin spice, whatever, and love it, you

1148
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,760
can't be their friend.

1149
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,960
You got to get out of there.

1150
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:22,320
They will drag you down into Cairnville real quick.

1151
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,320
Have you seen Starbucks prices?

1152
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:25,320
Oh, fuck.

1153
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:26,320
Yeah.

1154
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:27,320
Yeah.

1155
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:31,560
It's a, it's approaching $10 a cup of coffee.

1156
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:37,680
I can buy a meal at McDonald's from where I can buy a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

1157
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,560
You know it's fucked.

1158
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,640
Look how busy they all are.

1159
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,360
I know.

1160
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:45,360
It doesn't matter.

1161
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:50,800
They could raise their price to 50 bucks a coffee and people would fucking buy it.

1162
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:56,400
I know somebody that goes through there three times a day.

1163
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,400
How do they have any money left?

1164
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:02,280
That's just who they are.

1165
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,280
Okay.

1166
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:04,280
All right.

1167
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,280
I'm all in.

1168
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,280
Okay.

1169
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:07,280
All right.

1170
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,400
We'll just, we'll, we'll just leave it.

1171
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,760
I love my coffee, but I don't go to Starbucks.

1172
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:17,800
I go, I go and get real coffee at the city market coffee house quite a bit.

1173
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:22,400
And, and we are going to broadcast from the city market more and the filthy bean in Nashville,

1174
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:28,400
which is also a real coffee place, not the candied stuff that they serve at Starbucks.

1175
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:33,360
So number two, hot sauce and the creamer might work.

1176
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:34,360
Yeah.

1177
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,360
Yeah.

1178
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:42,400
Let her get a little sip of that hot sauce there and she may not, may not take.

1179
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,160
No, no, no.

1180
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:52,320
That is hilarious because I was going to have a final after you got done.

1181
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,320
I was taking crush red peppers.

1182
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,320
Ooh yeah.

1183
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:56,320
That would work too.

1184
00:51:56,320 --> 00:52:04,760
Hey, the liquid, it would mix better than the crush bread would be floating.

1185
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:05,760
Okay.

1186
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:06,760
All right.

1187
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:07,760
Yeah.

1188
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:08,760
You know what?

1189
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:12,600
But also I was thinking more like maybe more ghost pepper and not hot sauce.

1190
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,480
I mean, ghost pepper is hot sauce.

1191
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,120
I'm thinking ghost pepper or Carolina Reaper.

1192
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,840
How about Carolina Reaper?

1193
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:20,840
There you go.

1194
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:21,840
Yeah.

1195
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:25,640
My main goal on that was anything hot.

1196
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:26,640
Okay.

1197
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:27,640
Yeah.

1198
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:28,640
Yeah.

1199
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:29,640
Same here too.

1200
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:33,440
Something would make this person very uncomfortable.

1201
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:38,440
Number three, call a local therapist and help stage an intervention.

1202
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:41,580
This pumpkin spice stuff is cult like scary.

1203
00:52:41,580 --> 00:52:44,960
If you value her, try to save her.

1204
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,480
I agree.

1205
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:48,480
I do not.

1206
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:52,200
You don't think an intervention works?

1207
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:53,200
I do not.

1208
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,200
I do not.

1209
00:52:54,200 --> 00:53:01,000
Because the person you send them to will be hooked on the shit too.

1210
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Okay.

1211
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,000
Okay.

1212
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:09,240
I think about a lot of therapists like to get into the pumpkin spice.

1213
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:10,240
You know what?

1214
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:11,240
You're right.

1215
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:12,240
You're right.

1216
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:13,240
Tell her there's nothing wrong with it.

1217
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:14,240
Yeah.

1218
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:15,240
It's them.

1219
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:16,240
It's not you.

1220
00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:17,240
All right.

1221
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:18,240
Okay.

1222
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,240
Let's scratch it.

1223
00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:20,240
Okay.

1224
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,440
Spice drink is in the sink.

1225
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,720
Go ahead and scratch that off.

1226
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:27,240
Rob Brad is 100% correct on that.

1227
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:28,280
That was bad advice.

1228
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:33,120
But then again, we do say whatever we tell you to do, do the exact opposite.

1229
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,120
Right?

1230
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:38,320
We do have a disclaimer that says that if you want to live a good life, don't do anything

1231
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,320
we say.

1232
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:44,600
But at the same time, at this point, we're giving you multiple choice here.

1233
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:45,600
Yeah.

1234
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:46,600
This is true.

1235
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:50,960
Go ahead and take that number three and scratch it off because Rob's right.

1236
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:56,040
The therapist will probably have pumpkin spice creamer in there when the intervention's

1237
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:57,040
going on.

1238
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,040
Yeah.

1239
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:05,080
They'll probably have a pumpkin spice latte sitting there waiting on them.

1240
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:06,080
Yeah.

1241
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,080
Okay.

1242
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,080
Forget that.

1243
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,160
Let's not can that idea.

1244
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:11,920
Okay.

1245
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,360
Number four.

1246
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:16,400
Tell her pumpkin spice is made from kale.

1247
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,360
If she still drinks it, then you have your answer.

1248
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:23,120
There's no help for her ever.

1249
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,120
That's true.

1250
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,120
Yeah.

1251
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:32,580
If you tell her it's made from kale and she doesn't care, then yeah, that person is no

1252
00:54:32,580 --> 00:54:34,000
longer there.

1253
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,240
They're void of everything.

1254
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:39,880
That person you used to know is no longer there and you might as well move on.

1255
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,280
They'll never come back.

1256
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:46,760
Once they're in the kale occult, it's done with.

1257
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,120
It's over.

1258
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,520
That person that you knew is gone.

1259
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,000
So remember that.

1260
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000
I think that's great advice there.

1261
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
You just had to go there, didn't you?

1262
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,000
Yes, I did.

1263
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Yes.

1264
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,480
You just had to go there.

1265
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:05,660
We haven't spoke evil of kale in a while, Rob, and I'm kind of disappointed in us.

1266
00:55:05,660 --> 00:55:10,280
We left him alone for a good five episodes.

1267
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,560
I have it.

1268
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,480
I almost gave us an Ask Padlin.

1269
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,760
No, no, no, no.

1270
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:18,760
Do not do that.

1271
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:19,760
Do not do that.

1272
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:20,760
Okay.

1273
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,680
You may have left alone.

1274
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:24,680
I may not have.

1275
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:25,680
Oh, okay.

1276
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:30,280
Then I need to give myself an Ask Padlin because I got off the kills asking.

1277
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,280
No, no, no, no, no.

1278
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:33,280
Lack of communication.

1279
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,280
Okay.

1280
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,280
We're busy in our normal lives.

1281
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,280
You know what?

1282
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,280
You're right.

1283
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,280
You're right.

1284
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:44,120
Honestly, everybody, this is about the only time he and Mark talk.

1285
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:47,280
It is because other than that, we have lives that we have to tend to.

1286
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,880
Maybe two to five minutes before the show and after the show.

1287
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:54,760
I actually spend a great deal of time editing the shows and everything.

1288
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:59,160
I mean, the least amount of time I put into the podcast is me and Rob doing the podcast.

1289
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,160
Everybody was just editing.

1290
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:06,680
We might shoot each other a few texts throughout the week just to touch base.

1291
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:07,680
Yes.

1292
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:12,280
No, hey, we're drawing this together in your ear holes.

1293
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:13,360
You're hearing us.

1294
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:14,360
That's right.

1295
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,080
Tonight is a super lunar...

1296
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:17,080
Tonight is Adlin.

1297
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:18,080
Yes.

1298
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:25,840
I just got a message from a friend and that person said to watch the moon tonight.

1299
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,320
It's a super lunar moon.

1300
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,280
It's supposed to be spectacular tonight.

1301
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,280
It's supposed to be like bluish.

1302
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,280
Yeah.

1303
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:37,720
They're calling it this super blue moon, I think is what they're calling it.

1304
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:38,720
I've been reading about it.

1305
00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:39,720
I think that's what my friend said.

1306
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:42,040
They just sent me a text saying that.

1307
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,600
Make sure and go out there and watch it.

1308
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:44,600
You know what?

1309
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,320
By the time they get this podcast, forget it.

1310
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:50,240
It's going to be like tomorrow the next day before you get it.

1311
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:51,240
Forget it.

1312
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:52,240
It's already over with.

1313
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:53,240
Okay.

1314
00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:54,240
All right.

1315
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:59,880
Number five, the final and best suggestion is simply hit her in the face every time she

1316
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:05,320
attempts to buy a drink or talk about pumpkin spice.

1317
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:06,440
Good luck, asshole.

1318
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,080
Thanks for trusting us with your issue.

1319
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:09,080
There you go.

1320
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,080
Hit her in the face.

1321
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:11,080
Okay, but I do have another phone in.

1322
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:12,080
Okay, go ahead.

1323
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,080
I know you did, Rob.

1324
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:14,080
I knew you did by the way you were saying.

1325
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,080
Go ahead.

1326
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,080
If he isn't listening.

1327
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:24,360
Dumper.

1328
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:30,880
Okay, Dumper.

1329
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:32,640
I don't know if she was a girlfriend or not.

1330
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:36,680
It didn't state that, but Dumper as a friend or a girlfriend.

1331
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:37,680
You're out of your life.

1332
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,680
You don't need somebody like that.

1333
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:40,680
No.

1334
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:41,680
No.

1335
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:43,320
It's kind of like the kale thing.

1336
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:47,480
If they're going to fall for it, you can't trust them.

1337
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:54,240
Pumpkin spice gives you questions if they do kale or not.

1338
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,240
Okay.

1339
00:57:55,240 --> 00:58:00,560
If it even gives you questions, stay away from it.

1340
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:01,560
Yes.

1341
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:02,560
Yes.

1342
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,520
Real quick, I got to add this in here.

1343
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:05,520
Okay.

1344
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,680
We've been getting away our email.

1345
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:10,080
DoucheB66 at Yahoo.com.

1346
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,080
Okay.

1347
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:15,960
I've got a new segment coming up and I'm looking for audience participation in this.

1348
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,120
This is famous people.

1349
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:22,880
If they weren't famous, they look like they do what profession?

1350
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:23,880
So like I think-

1351
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,880
And we want our audience participation?

1352
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:26,880
Yeah.

1353
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:27,880
Yeah.

1354
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:33,480
Who they think if someone wasn't a Hollywood star or a singer, they look like they would

1355
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:34,480
be-

1356
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:35,480
What would they do?

1357
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:36,480
Yeah.

1358
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,480
What do they look like they would do?

1359
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:41,920
Like I have this thing, I think that Brad Pitt looks like a grave digger.

1360
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:47,320
Looks like one of those guys out there at the graves fucking digging them up and like

1361
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:50,320
before you plant someone.

1362
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,320
I just think he looks like-

1363
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,320
Oh, junkyard?

1364
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,320
Yeah, you know, junkyard.

1365
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:56,320
Okay.

1366
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,320
Okay.

1367
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,600
Well, when he had the longer hair.

1368
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,440
Yes, when he had the longer hair, the junkyard, yes.

1369
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:05,000
So that's what we're talking about.

1370
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,680
That's what we're talking about right there is if they were not a Hollywood star or a

1371
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,960
singer or whatever, what do they look like?

1372
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,840
What profession they would do?

1373
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:19,440
Like Nicholas Cage kind of looks like whenever he's cleaned up and not all scraggly, to me,

1374
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:25,080
he looks like he might be a college professor of some sort.

1375
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:32,020
So whatever you think they'd look like, send in who it is and who you think they look like

1376
00:59:32,020 --> 00:59:37,160
they would do if they were not a Hollywood star and I'll mention your name or your from,

1377
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,780
whatever you put on there, I'll mention.

1378
00:59:39,780 --> 00:59:42,880
So I just want audience participation in this.

1379
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:48,760
I think it'll be fun to have people add a little bit to the show.

1380
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:51,360
So what do you think?

1381
00:59:51,360 --> 01:00:00,720
I'm thinking we may have a few answers on that.

1382
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:02,880
There's a whole bunch.

1383
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:03,880
There's a whole bunch.

1384
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:04,880
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1385
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:11,240
What I'm saying is I'm thinking I'd get a few people to email us their answers.

1386
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:12,240
Okay, cool.

1387
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:19,280
Because I think some people would like that question.

1388
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:20,280
I think so too.

1389
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:25,160
I think it's a fantastic subject to go into.

1390
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,960
And I think we can get some good answers out of that.

1391
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:28,960
I think so also.

1392
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:33,640
I totally agree with that one, Mark.

1393
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:34,640
Cool.

1394
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:35,640
Cool.

1395
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:36,640
Sounds good.

1396
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:37,640
All right.

1397
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,640
Let's see.

1398
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:44,800
I had something else, a little side note I want to do.

1399
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:45,880
Okay.

1400
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:46,880
This is about Lake Mead.

1401
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:48,680
Lately it's been getting more water, right?

1402
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:54,080
But it's in a horrible shape right now because of drought, years of drought, right?

1403
01:00:54,080 --> 01:01:00,240
Lake Mead may only be a third full, but the heavy snowpack in surrounding mountains has

1404
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:06,800
brought the lake level 23 feet higher today from its low point in July of 2022.

1405
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:09,520
Lake Mead level changes one inch higher.

1406
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:12,120
It is two billion gallons.

1407
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:15,840
One inch higher of Lake Mead is two billion gallons.

1408
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:23,240
Over the past seven days, August 20 to 27, the lake has gained about 13 and a half inches,

1409
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:30,560
27 billion gallons because of the Hurricane Hillary and also because of the snowpack that

1410
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:32,520
has been melting.

1411
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:37,400
And I found those stats to be pretty fascinating.

1412
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:38,400
One inch higher.

1413
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:42,560
So that's why you might be trying to make a comeback.

1414
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:43,560
Right now it is.

1415
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:47,720
So one inch higher of Lake Mead is two billion gallons.

1416
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:48,720
One inch higher.

1417
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:49,720
Wow.

1418
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:50,720
Yeah.

1419
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:51,720
Wow.

1420
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,600
That's still a big lake.

1421
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:58,440
I mean, it's nothing like it was, but that's still a big lake.

1422
01:01:58,440 --> 01:01:59,440
So you know what?

1423
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:00,440
Yeah.

1424
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:03,440
Uh, six, we're going to do two podcasts.

1425
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:07,720
We're coming up to close on this one.

1426
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:08,720
Yes.

1427
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:16,920
Um, let me check it out and I'll get, I'll make a comparison of Lake of the Ozarks.

1428
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:17,920
Okay.

1429
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:18,920
Okay.

1430
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:19,920
All right.

1431
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,840
How many gallons is one inch?

1432
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:23,840
Okay.

1433
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:27,000
We will be back on the next podcast here shortly.

1434
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,480
Well, you won't hear it.

1435
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:29,480
Yeah.

1436
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:33,440
So anyhow, we're going to go in and sign off and tell you guys, thanks for listening.

1437
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:37,520
And next podcast, we're going to cover some of the stuff that we talked about.

1438
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,520
Thank you for listening and we'll see you guys soon.

1439
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:40,520
Bye.

1440
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:41,520
Bye.

1441
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:56,320
Hey, where'd everybody go?

1442
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:57,320
Where are the douche bags?

1443
01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:58,320
Oh my God.

1444
01:02:58,320 --> 01:02:59,320
Someone took a dump in the corner.

1445
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:00,320
Oh geez.

1446
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:01,320
Glad they're gone.

1447
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,320
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1448
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:03,320
Man, that smells.

1449
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:14,940
One minute.

1450
01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:23,480
One minute.

1451
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:30,580
One minute.