1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Live from the historic Newark market district in downtown Kansas City, Missouri 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,000 From the banks of the beautiful crystal blue waters of the Missouri River 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 It is Two Boosh Bags and Microphone Podcast 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Break shit house energy drink 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,000 That's right, break shit house energy drink 6 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Make men feel a girl 7 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Choke on her balls 8 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Who wants to fuck shit up? 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Run for a scum across America 10 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Break shit house energy drink is for you 11 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Please enjoy break shit house energy drink responsibly 12 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 It's not readily available anywhere 13 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Because of liability issues 14 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark 15 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Okay, so I have a shredded chicken soft taco 16 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Now I'm going to lay it flat, open it up 17 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,000 And then I'm going to roll it tightly the other way 18 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 Will it then suddenly become a taquito? 19 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Hmm 20 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 I may never know 21 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Hello, Two Boosh Bags and a Microphone, this is Mark 22 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 And I'm Rob 23 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Thank you guys for joining us, we appreciate it 24 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,000 There's a lot of the same people that are still joining us 25 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:38,000 By the way that I am reading the data that's coming in to us 26 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:43,000 From RSS.com and some Google information I've been getting 27 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 And thank you guys for sticking with us 28 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Because it seems to me like 29 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 If I'm reading this correctly 30 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:54,000 80% of the audience that finds us we retain 31 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 From what I can tell 32 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Wow 33 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 80% 34 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 That's pretty damn good 35 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Wow 36 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 I don't think most radio shows can boast that 37 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Wow dude 38 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Yeah, I just got to looking at that just a little bit ago 39 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 And that's how come I was running a little late calling you 40 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 I was just kind of floored, I'm like shit 41 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 It really looks to me like 42 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000 I mean like Adrian, Missouri 43 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 How can I get all of those hits in that town? 44 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Oh my god, yeah that's amazing 45 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I'm not kidding you, if you took Adrian, Missouri in town 46 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Where the hell do we go? 47 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,000 I think I know one person down there 48 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,000 And I don't even think she knows I have anything to do with this 49 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:38,000 I know a couple people and I doubt if they know anything about it too 50 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:42,000 But I cannot believe it because if that was parlayed 51 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 If that was per capita 52 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:48,000 If Kansas City, we'd have over a million listeners 53 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,000 It'd be our biggest town 54 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 And then the usual suspects keep downloading 55 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 I mean thank you guys 56 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Really it is 57 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,000 It's really a great deal 58 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:06,000 I honestly have a few more telling me that they're downloading and they're listening so 59 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Yeah, we're really impressed by the listeners 60 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:13,000 And the amount of vigor and love that they have for the show 61 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 So thank you guys 62 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:19,000 We're going to keep it up because we're having fun 63 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:27,000 This is kind of a life goal for me and Mark 64 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Yes, yeah 65 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:33,000 This is something we thought about back in the 80s 66 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 We never thought it would happen 67 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 That we would love to happen 68 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Who would have ever thought that we would have it? 69 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 We're doing it 70 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Guess what? We're doing it 71 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Yeah, you'd have a radio-like platform like you do now with podcasts 72 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:54,000 And it being so easily accessible and to be done 73 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,000 So anyhow, thank you everybody for tuning in like I said 74 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:04,000 I got an interesting article here that I just was reading during break at work 75 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 And I thought it was pretty cool 76 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Okay, there should be a Kurt Cobain movie out, right? 77 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Yeah 78 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Okay, but I think there might be some sort of an issue with Courtney Love as Widow 79 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:20,000 And how the...I'm not for sure 80 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:25,000 But if what I saw on the internet, and who knows? 81 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Because I don't know her personally 82 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:35,000 But it looks like maybe she wants him to scrub his character up too much 83 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,000 And people are trying to get the just of everything that happened 84 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:43,000 So I think there's a little butting heads right there so I don't know if anyone's willing to do it as of yet 85 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:48,000 So there's this place called the American Songwriter Online 86 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:59,000 And they took artificial intelligence, a chatbot, and had them create the cast and the movie for Kurt Cobain 87 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:04,000 If it existed, this is what AI said it should do, okay? 88 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Fair enough? Pretty cool? 89 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Okay, when news surfaced recently from the mouth of Kurt Cobain's widow Courtney Love 90 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:17,000 That Brad Pitt had wanted to create a Cobain biopic, it got our wheels turning 91 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,000 What would the cast look like? What would the plot be? 92 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Well, for those answers, we reached out to ChatGPT for some insight 93 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 This ought to be good, I haven't read this 94 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:35,000 I was just looking at possible storylines at work and I was like, oh my god, this fits what we do perfectly 95 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Okay, it's going to be cold, according to the chatbot, smells like teen spirit 96 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:48,000 The Kurt Cobain story is a biopic that delves into the life and legacy of the iconic musician Kurt Cobain 97 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:56,000 The film explores the journey of a young man from a troubled childhood to becoming the frontman of the legendary grunge band Nirvana 98 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Act 1 99 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:01,000 The film begins in the rainy town of Albertine, Washington 100 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Where a teenage Kurt Cobain struggles with dysfunctional family life and a sense of alienation 101 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 So he's like every other kid 102 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:12,000 He finds solace in music and starts to experiment with various instruments 103 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Eventually discovering his passion for playing guitar and writing songs 104 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Like I said, he's like every other kid so far 105 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:27,000 We follow Kurt's early musical ventures, form in his first bands and the challenges he faces and he strives to escape his troubled home life 106 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:34,000 The pivotal moment comes when he meets Chris Novoselic who becomes his close friend and collaborator 107 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Together they form the band Nirvana and start playing gigs in local clubs, slowly building a following 108 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Hey, kind of like us, slowly building a following 109 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Act 2 110 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Nirvana's breakthrough comes with the release of their second album Nevermind 111 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Featuring the iconic single, Smells Like Teen Spirit 112 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:57,000 The band's meteoric rise to fame takes a toll on Kurt 113 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Who struggles with sudden celebrity status, increased media attention and battles with drug addiction and depression 114 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:10,000 As Nirvana becomes a voice of a generation and the symbol of the grunge movement 115 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Kurt's personal life becomes increasingly complex 116 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:20,000 The film explores his relationship with Courtney Love, his wife and the birth of their daughter, Frances Bean Cobain 117 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Amidst the whirlwind of success, Kurt finds it challenging to cope with the pressures of fame, artistic expectations and personal demons 118 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:33,000 So far I would say that this chat mod is dead on, wouldn't you? 119 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Yeah, yeah 120 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Yeah, so far, I mean, I think they hit it, they hit the nail right on the head 121 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 So we go to Act 3 122 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:48,000 As Nirvana's success reaches unprecedented heights, Kurt's internal struggles intensify 123 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:57,000 The film portrays the band's tumulus tour schedule and the strain it puts on Kurt's physical and mental health 124 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Despite the fame, Kurt feels disconnected from the mainstream music scene and is critical of the media's portrayal of him and his band 125 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:14,000 In Act 3, the film explores the final days of Kurt Cobain's life, including his decision to leave Nirvana and his retreat to a scheduled cabin in Washington 126 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Their narrative builds up to the fateful event of Kurt's untimely death in April of 1994 127 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Epilogue 128 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 The film concludes with an epilogue that reflects on Kurt Cobain's legacy 129 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:35,000 It highlights his impact on the world of music and popular culture, shedding light on the issues of mental health, addiction and the challenges of fame 130 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:45,000 The epilogue also explores the endurance and influence of Nirvana's music and Kurt's lasting impact on subsequent generations of music 131 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Now, I would go see that 132 00:08:49,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Smells like Teen Spirit, but Kurt Cobain's story presents an intimate and authentic portrayal of the artist celebrating his music genius while shedding light on the humans behind the legend 133 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:11,000 The biopic serves as a tribute to Kurt Cobain's life, music and enduring spirit of grunge that helped shape 134 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Alright, and there it cut off on me 135 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Okay, so anyhow, the Kurt Cobain cast 136 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Timothy Chamoulet 137 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 I don't know who that is 138 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Known for his versatility and ability to portray complex characters 139 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Timothy Chamoulet could bring the depth and sensitivity required to embody Kurt Cobain 140 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Courtney Love is Sorosay Renan 141 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Sorosay Renan is an immensely talented actress 142 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 I don't know either one of these 143 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Who could bring the intensity and I hope I'm saying their names right 144 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:55,000 An intensity and charisma necessarily to portray Courtney Love, Kurt's wife and fellow musician 145 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Chris Novacellek, Bill Skarsgard 146 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 I don't know who that is either 147 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,000 And his tall stature and acting skills 148 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Bill Skarsgard could convincingly portray the tall and lanky basis of Nirvana co-founder Chris Novacellek 149 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 Dave Grohl, Joe Carey 150 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Joe Carey, I agree with that, I think he could do that 151 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Joe Carey's charm and energy can make him a great fit for the role of Dave Grohl 152 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Nirvana's drummer, late frontman of the Foo Fighters 153 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,000 I say just get Dave Grohl to do it, he still looks young 154 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:34,000 All he's got to do is dye his beard a little bit and keep his hair like it is and he'll be fine 155 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:40,000 When the O'Connor plays Frances McBormand, that would be Kurt's mother 156 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:45,000 Don Cobain, Kurt's father, is going to be Josh Brolin 157 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Cool, cool 158 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 That's cool 159 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:53,000 I agree with that, can Cobain, Kurt's aunt and legal guardian Amy Adams 160 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Could bring more than death 161 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Is Amy Adams the one that's on Saturday Night Live? 162 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:03,000 I think so, I think so 163 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Judging just by the people I've read, I think this AI hit it dead on 164 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Given Cobain's movie star appeal and his fame and impact on culture 165 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:19,000 It's almost impossible to believe that there isn't a Nirvana biopic or a Cobain biopic 166 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Either in the works or already made 167 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 I agree with that 100% 168 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,000 But there isn't perhaps because Love Didn't Want It Made 169 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Okay, that's what it was, Love Just Didn't Want It Made 170 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Well there are several Cobain documentaries 171 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:36,000 A traditional movie version of his life is not available and I say that is a tragedy 172 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:42,000 There needs to be a movie about him because there's people that would really like to see this 173 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Including myself 174 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Yeah 175 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:48,000 So, I mean we all know the story, we know what happened 176 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:53,000 We know he tragically killed himself in his house up there in Washington 177 00:11:53,000 --> 00:12:00,000 We all know what happened and we all know the sad things 178 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 But there's so much things that led him to it 179 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:08,000 I would like him to really either a book or a movie about it 180 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Because remember it was like two months before he OD'd in France maybe 181 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,000 I think it was 182 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Yeah and they said oh we weren't a suicide attempt 183 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:25,000 No, no, no, he just took a few too many and that's all the bullshit 184 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:29,000 We all knew it was a suicide attempt because of his writings 185 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:34,000 And because of the nature of how that happened over there in France 186 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:42,000 And I mean there was so much to it too because In Utero is a song about the whole album 187 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Not the song, the whole album In Utero 188 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:52,000 In Utero means in the womb and it means what the whole album was supposed to portray and did 189 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Was he never wanted to be born, he was mad, he didn't want to be there 190 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:06,000 So you know I mean sad fact is he did not want to live and he made sure that he didn't 191 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:13,000 But like always the tortured poets make the best music right? 192 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:19,000 If you're not tortured in some way you're not coming up with true lyrics 193 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Probably, mostly 194 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:29,000 So anyhow but Rob you know what we have? 195 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 What? 196 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 We have a Dyrdouchebags letter 197 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Awesome! 198 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Yeah so let's go ahead and take a little break so I can insert a little hee hee in there 199 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 And guess what? 200 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000 What? 201 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 I have something else too 202 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Oh I think I know what it is go ahead 203 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 I have my bass list 204 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Yay good cause I've been working on mine and I intend on kicking your ass Rob 205 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 How many you got? 206 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:02,000 I've got nine so far 207 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Go to break 208 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Alright 209 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:19,000 Hello this is Satan you might know me from my pet name Inflation 210 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:30,000 I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to Dyrdouchebags in microphone by a nice warm fire at night 211 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:35,000 I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day 212 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Enjoy 213 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,000 And now Deep Thoughts with Mark 214 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:48,000 So let me see 215 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Let's say I was offended by people being offended 216 00:14:52,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Then would people being offended all the time have to not be offended around me because I was offended by them being offended? 217 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Hmph 218 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:16,000 I may never know 219 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Alright we are back and like we mentioned I'm Mark 220 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 And I'm Rob 221 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:27,000 We are to Dyrdouchebags in microphone and as mentioned, Dyrdouchebags later? 222 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Yeah let's do it right at first 223 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Alright let's do this and then we'll go into Rob's bass list 224 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Which I just like to kick his ass so he's going to wipe my ass with it you watch 225 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Because I got all boastful and braggadocious and pucked my chest out 226 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 He's going to kill me on this 227 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:46,000 No actually I will talk to him then get to the letter 228 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 Okay 229 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Dear Dyrdouchebags I have a horrible issue with a neighbor 230 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:58,000 This neighbor is a large, a very large man that likes to sunbathe nude in his backyard 231 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Normally I wouldn't give a shit but I can't even grow a stake in my backyard without being grossed out 232 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 Help me please 233 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Did I say that to you? 234 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Yeah I think so 235 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Oh shit I'm sorry 236 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 237 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 So I'm nasty and gross and Montrose 238 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Man Montrose has come up with a couple 239 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 I have been 240 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 What the hell is going on in Montrose? 241 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Geez we're a town of like 150 people in a junkyard they got a lot of shit going on in a power plant 242 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Yeah it's a power plant I'm telling you 243 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Yeah 244 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Is Montrose and Bates or Henry County? 245 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Uh 246 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 I won't say Henry 247 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 I won't say Henry 248 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,000 Montrose the pride and joy of Henry County 249 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Huh? 250 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:54,000 The pride and joy of Henry County there you go I said it had to be said 251 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,000 The pride and joy is that what Google just said? 252 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:03,000 It did yes Google said Montrose the pride and joy of Henry County 253 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 So anyhow 254 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 255 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Alright and we don't have one listener there I checked 256 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 I totally won't I was so wowed 257 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000 We only have one listener there I checked 258 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,000 So well this certainly is a horrible predicament to be in 259 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,000 I would definitely be afraid to venture in my backyard as well 260 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 My first suggestion is to SWAT him 261 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 Do you know what I mean by SWAT? 262 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Yeah 263 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 Yeah you call the SWAT team on? 264 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Call the fire department and say there's a fugitive with a gun at his residence 265 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Quite possibly he could be so embarrassed he may never sunbathe nude again 266 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,000 That's a great answer just don't get caught 267 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 I love that one 268 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,000 Like I said before the disclaimer and Rob can vouch with me on this 269 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:53,000 Whatever we say to you do the exact opposite and you'll be fine 270 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000 Right? 271 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Please please please please don't do what our stupid asses say 272 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:06,000 If you want to stay out of trouble we're going to give you the advice we would have done when we were 18 273 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:13,000 Yes yes and mind you what we think is funny is what a 16 year old boy going through puberty thinks is funny 274 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Exactly 275 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:19,000 That's why we are called two douchebags and a microphone 276 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:25,000 That's why we're not called two intellectuals in a briefcase 277 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Why? 278 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Because we're two douchebags and a microphone that is aptly named 279 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Me you two two douchebags and microphone so there you go 280 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000 So okay the number one answer SWAT him 281 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Two, replace the suntan lotion with Vicks Vaporub 282 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:47,000 And I'm burning shit up and possibly stopping from going on this ongoing atrocity 283 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Now that would work 284 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,000 We'll burn this little rainer off 285 00:18:54,000 --> 00:19:00,000 You imagine Vicks Vaporub in the hot sun 286 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:07,000 I'm sorry I just had to pause you because I had to laugh so hard 287 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Oh my god that was hilarious 288 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:14,000 There you go just say number two, number three 289 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Okay this next one someone hit low again this is not how man-bob feel 290 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Last two fuck nuts in a recorder loud every time he's back there 291 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Oh what? 292 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Yes and he'll run out quickly 293 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,000 This is not how we feel we love two fuck nuts in a recorder 294 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000 No we do 295 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000 I'm not even willing to reach out to us 296 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Me too 297 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 We're trying 298 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Me too 299 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Two fuck nuts in a recorder we love you guys we didn't write this 300 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 We don't agree with this 301 00:19:51,000 --> 00:20:01,000 We don't agree that playing your podcast will run a big rotund guy naked out of his backyard 302 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 We do not agree with that 303 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Hey I've listened to every one of your guys podcasts 304 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,000 Me too me and Rob listened to you guys on the bluetooth 305 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,000 I've downloaded just like I do ours 306 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:21,000 I laughed so hard I almost vomited the other day especially that one skit you know that one 307 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Oh yes yes 308 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,000 I was at work playing that loud 309 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:31,000 Oh god was everybody fluid on that one skit oh geez 310 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Yeah that one skit was brilliant you guys did a great job on that 311 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,000 All the guys at work cracking up on that that was hilarious 312 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:44,000 That one skit was something else and also we know the rumors are true we don't care we love you guys 313 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Okay so okay number four buy a fog machine and place it halfway to hide his bareness 314 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,000 A fog machine would be kind of cool in your backyard wouldn't it 315 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 That would be cool 316 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,000 I'd be grilling and then the fog would be like going around me and whispering in the air 317 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:06,000 And me flipping burgers and brats and like laughing like a madman 318 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Ha ha ha ha ha 319 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:15,000 Mix that meat smoke with that fog and then it would be in the air to go even further or anything like that 320 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 I am Satan cook 321 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Ha ha ha ha ha 322 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:27,000 So number five itching powder on his lawn chair might subdue him from his hobby 323 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Ooo itching powder have you ever had that shit on you 324 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Yes I have 325 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 It'll make you scratch your hide off 326 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Remember Zeebo's magic shop at Bannister Mall 327 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 Yeah 328 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000 Before he went out 329 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Yeah yeah we bought some itching powder and those stink bombs 330 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Oh remember the stink bombs 331 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,000 That's what he'd to drop stretch 332 00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Stink bombs used to be the liquid ass now it's liquid ass 333 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:06,000 But it was the stuff that they trained people to go get cadavers on you know rotting in the 334 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Yeah yeah yeah 335 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,000 Like let's say a Jim Jones type Guyana situation was going on 336 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:16,000 These people would train on those stink bombs but now it's liquid ass and those stink bombs 337 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:20,000 We used to walk into the wrong movie theater throw one down 338 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:25,000 And it would stink up the whole theater then we'd walk to the movie we wanted to see 339 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Ha ha ha ha 340 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000 We were motherfuckers weren't we 341 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000 I never even thought of that I was not in on that one 342 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:37,000 Oh okay that was me and Davey and my brother at least 343 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:43,000 And then we would walk into the wrong movie theater and go oh shit this isn't it 344 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,000 And then we'd throw a stink bomb down hard enough to smash on the ground 345 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:51,000 Or little glass tubes and it'd smash on the ground 346 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,000 And then whenever I walked by I'd hear people going 347 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Oh what is that oh 348 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000 I mean it was the worst smelling shit ever 349 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Like I said now they call it liquid ass and it's horrible like it was back then 350 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:10,000 But they used to train people to be able to grab cadavers out of wherever woods or whatever 351 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Rotting ones and that's how bad that stuff smells 352 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000 So number 6 we got another one 353 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:24,000 Every time said person is in full bloom have a drone with a banner for local bariatric surgery 354 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:28,000 You might just go get it and at least it can look a little better next time 355 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Good luck 356 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 There you go 357 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 I kinda like that one too 358 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Yeah there you go man 359 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 Cut some of that fat off make him look a little bit better 360 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 You may not give a shit that he's naked right 361 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,000 You might be like you know what that guy's kinda handsome 362 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 I hope he stays there 363 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000 No 364 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 Alright 365 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Rob I got another thing too I'm just full of shit here 366 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000 And then we can get to some stuff that I know 367 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,000 You know what no no no let's go into your base 368 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 You want me to go into the base? 369 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 Yeah let's go into base 370 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Alright you know my air drums are 371 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 I don't know if you're ready for this dude 372 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 I'm ready for it 373 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000 I don't know if you are 374 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000 This may take up the rest of the night 375 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 How many do you have? 376 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 I have 18 377 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Oh wow 378 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:28,000 I tried now to down dude 379 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Okay that's cool 380 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 And honestly 381 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:39,000 A lot of what I went with was a totally different direction than what you thought I would do 382 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:44,000 You were alluding to that last time I talked to you 383 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Yeah 384 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Hey and do you mind if we go over on the podcast a little bit 385 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:52,000 I mean it doesn't have to be an hour we could do a little extra if you wanted 386 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 If you want to get into your 18 let's do it 387 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,000 And then I got some other stuff that I'd like to do too 388 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,000 No I got my list right here in front of me if you want to do it 389 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000 I'm ready 390 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 I'm ready to release my 18 list 391 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Okay alright 392 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000 Let's take a break 393 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,000 We'll come right back with your 18 top bass songs 394 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 The bass and the songs that you love 395 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 And how many did you have? 396 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Nine 397 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 Nine? 398 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Yes 399 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Well I have a week 400 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000 I'll give it to you 401 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 Okay I will have 18 402 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 So that way they're even 403 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Swimming in toxic masculinity 404 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,000 And wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags 405 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in 406 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000 3 407 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000 2 408 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000 1 409 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000 This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast 410 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 Two Douchebags in a Microphone 411 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,000 People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast 412 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000 One 413 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000 Smell 414 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Go to the city market and start sniffing 415 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000 Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats 416 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Tabasco sauce and old sock with dark fuzzy urine 417 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Two 418 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000 Look for the spot absent of patrons 419 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000 Three 420 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:17,000 The most telling sign is a crowd of patrons vomiting uncontrollably 421 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Four 422 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Just call us at 816-512-7717 423 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Two Monkey Fuckers and a Toaster will be right back 424 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,000 Oh shit what's that over there? 425 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Oh no 426 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 It's the island of horrible jokes 427 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000 Urgh 428 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:40,000 I can't take my dog to the lake 429 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,000 The ducks keep attacking him 430 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,000 That's what I get for having a purebred dog 431 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Hehehehehehehehehehehehe 432 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:13,000 Alright baby bitches as promised we are back to Douchebags in Microphone I'm Mark 433 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000 And I'm Rob 434 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Alright Rob Red we have some bass shit to get to so without any further ado let me do the air drums which I said 435 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Oh my god dude I tried my best 436 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch 437 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 This is eighteen of them 438 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch 439 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Go ahead 440 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,000 Okay number eighteen 441 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:51,280 you better run by pop guitar hmm I'm gonna have to listen to that let me 442 00:27:51,280 --> 00:28:00,520 explain something okay go ahead oh I like my bass the way it should be mm-hmm 443 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:11,160 that bass is bass guitar bring the drums and the guitar together well I knew that 444 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:16,480 because you kind of said that to me before I knew that actually yeah so I 445 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:23,680 think I have songs in my head that I think you went for so anyhow go ahead I 446 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:35,680 like some of the most subtle songs where the bass does its job yes okay I can 447 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:42,880 stand out too okay how about number 18 is you better run 448 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:58,120 okay number 17 double vision for I agree a hundred percent yeah that is a 449 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:05,560 magnificent bass song good job yes hundred percent without a doubt dude 450 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:12,160 yeah keep going keep going I love this number 16 I think you're gonna be upset 451 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:20,640 is it so far down the list okay I like to understand why number 16 452 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:29,880 when I'm on Led Zeppelin John Paul Jones yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Rob you were 453 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:40,880 really spun on yeah number 16 you really went and did your research on this one I 454 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:46,840 got a credit to you dude that's great no dude I just listen to music man yeah 455 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:55,680 Rambo I got some wow see I thought it was leader one way but I'm all over the 456 00:29:55,680 --> 00:30:05,240 map once I put them all together honestly I was at like 23 and I so far it is 457 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:16,080 amazing go ahead keep going this is okay number 15 the strip Billy Square oh yeah 458 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:23,240 yeah oh yeah yeah bass thumps with it with the with the groove I agree like I 459 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:29,880 said I like the bass to bring in the drums with the lead guitar and show a 460 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:36,880 little of its own thing but yet do its job without a doubt dude perfect but 461 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:44,440 then when I get to my upper was it's gonna boil that all to hell okay all 462 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:50,960 right keep going okay number 14 rockin Beach 463 00:30:50,960 --> 00:31:00,000 Steve Bullock yeah yeah I'm not quite so hard on that but I do like it yeah I can 464 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:06,200 see that I get it I get what you're saying good bass in it man I mean it goes I like with 465 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:11,960 what goes with the song that ties everything together and that that's he 466 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:17,200 did that they do a good job in that one it's your list and I know why you did 467 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:29,720 it it sounds great yeah okay number 13 crazy on you by heart oh yeah 468 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:41,680 good one real good one okay my number 12 blows my mind cuz I just recently heard 469 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:47,920 it like yesterday I said that's gotta go on my list and I don't know why but yeah 470 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:56,480 I do know why listen to it okay born for greatness Papa roach yeah I could see 471 00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:06,240 that one too okay the base was is good very good well done in that song cool 472 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:15,600 good I just heard it all right oh my god that's gotta go on the list yeah I get 473 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:20,120 every one of your songs so far that's great alrighty 474 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,800 number 11 475 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:48,360 come together the Beatles yeah get it yeah I agree 100% okay now okay now my 476 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:52,960 top ten is where they start going up and you're gonna really start getting into 477 00:32:52,960 --> 00:33:03,840 them okay number 10 the temples of syrinx rush yeah the temples of syrinx is 478 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:08,880 fucking awesome do do do do do do do do that's on my list 479 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:16,600 did get easily yeah okay I was wondering if you're gonna put a rush on there it's 480 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:22,080 it's funny we picked the same song cuz rush has a lot of lead bass songs it's 481 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:27,440 funny yes because it's because of the rhythm that they use on the heavy part 482 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:45,520 of temples of syrinx yeah it's excellent okay okay number nine get ready hold on 483 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:55,640 there's a two-timer on this list okay there to the heart ha ha ha yeah you are 484 00:33:55,640 --> 00:34:01,360 fall and I agree with the order to I agree with the world 485 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,880 awesome 486 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:18,480 eight for whom the bell tolls mentality oh cliff yeah oh cliff of more click 487 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:25,760 Burton I love your base oh yeah he was amazing can't argue that you're like my 488 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:36,600 number said honestly yeah my top eight was my hardest to put in order okay here 489 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:43,240 good you're gonna see why number seven 490 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:57,600 the zoo don't don't don't don't don't perfect man that is a great bass song 491 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:10,480 rob you never say man you're doing fantastic go ahead here is a dog yes yes 492 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:18,640 and not guns and roses version doesn't have that same base it has to be yes 493 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:28,200 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah perfect man good job 494 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,440 number five 495 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:41,840 goes to running with the devil Van Halen cool 496 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:54,520 number four no more tears Ozzy wow I didn't even I didn't even original track 497 00:35:54,520 --> 00:36:01,320 original was that Phil Sousan that played on their base or who played hang 498 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:05,720 on let me see that I'm trying to figure out who that is it was when Randy 499 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:16,200 Castillo I'm not sure I just I mean you see here okay Google who played bass on 500 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:26,760 the song no more tears from Ozzy Osborne oh shit I can't do it because I 501 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:33,040 got you on there hang on are you there yeah okay hang on 502 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:38,920 yeah I don't think I'd be able to do it either hang on I can 503 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:48,480 I just type it in yeah that's what I'm doing okay well you're better than me so 504 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:55,480 oh okay although Mike Inez appeared on the albums videos and promotional tours 505 00:36:55,480 --> 00:37:00,640 longtime Osborne collaborator Bob Daisley who I love plays bass on the 506 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:05,600 entire album I know this credit is as a writer for the title track although he 507 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:10,360 does not perform on the actual recording and the intro bass riff was 508 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:16,920 composed by him Wow yeah I love well you know you get my number four Bob 509 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:23,320 Daisley has one of the best books about rock about that opening on that song 510 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:29,240 that bubble out dude is and then all the way through the base carries that song 511 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:35,960 yeah I love Bob Daisley I'm a huge Bob Daisley fan he look up his work I mean 512 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:42,320 he was in your right heap he was in rainbow oh really I get yeah you're 513 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:48,320 teaching me stuff man look look and I all I knew his book it's called for fact 514 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:56,840 sake and then wait I'll tell you one of the stories in his book after after you 515 00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:02,120 complete your your list remind me to tell the story that's in his book that 516 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:11,800 floors me this day anymore okay go ahead we're at my top three okay number three 517 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:23,840 rock me great white oh yeah yeah very good Wow good job yeah yeah and the 518 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:28,640 thing is that basically goes all the way to the end where the chorus kicks in go 519 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:34,240 ahead I'm sorry that was great no no no you're all right man you're all leads up 520 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:41,040 to the chorus and go ahead and do never to the big one okay I really really 521 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:51,760 really struggle with number two and number one okay but my number two happens 522 00:38:51,760 --> 00:39:04,320 to be a two-timer on my list okay my number two came in on my heavy list 523 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:14,200 okay number two goes to much shovel by staying okay 524 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:22,520 cool dude that saw that whole song it don't matter what part you're playing is all over the front 525 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:30,280 it is it's pretty dynamic the way they wrote it and every and you have to 526 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:37,840 listen to it multiple times don't hear each part yeah let's do it here's Lee 527 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:42,480 guitar then you got let's do it again to hear the bass then you got let's do it 528 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:50,160 again here's local yeah I mean yeah I got you I think that is my first two 529 00:39:50,160 --> 00:40:00,040 timer okay much trouble all righty and what is number one Rob my number one 530 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,880 bass song 531 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:16,200 do you got that oh wow okay that's a good one real good Wow okay man dude 532 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:24,520 yeah I gotta hand it to you those were some really good picks 533 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:32,280 good job I was thinking well a lot of my persons were on the softer side 534 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:39,240 but then I sat down and finished my list there is no right or wrong all over the 535 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:44,280 place I mean I love the way you're all over the place it's perfect so good job 536 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:58,000 okay and as we had discussed that gives me two weeks to start a funk list okay 537 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:06,600 I'll have my bass list next week all have all 18 of them whatever you come up 538 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:12,400 with the funk list is going to be interesting I can tell you that right 539 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:22,640 now oh my god yeah okay so song after this okay yes yes it is so I come up 540 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:29,040 with a bass and then the subsequent following week will be my job I gotta 541 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:37,000 start listening to my whole different music genre I know I do yourself a 542 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:46,840 favor look up like the R&B stuff back on billboards top 100 in the 70s 75 74 73 543 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:52,240 and then go into the 80s then go into the 90s I mean you'll be amazed of 544 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:59,800 what's there so anyhow I'm going over everything and anything like I always 545 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:06,760 do oh good Bob Daisley we were talking about him right yeah okay you want to 546 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:13,200 hear the story that's in his book that still floors me to this day yes okay Bob 547 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:22,400 Daisley was a member of rainbow and okay so this is Richie Blackmore's rainbow 548 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:30,200 Richie Blackmore had a way of things so one day this bus driver comes up there 549 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:37,140 from wherever they get their bus lot you know their bus drivers from and Richie 550 00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:41,960 Blackmore looks at Bob Daisley goes who's that guy he goes oh that's the guy 551 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:49,520 they sent to drive our tour bus he goes no no he's got a leaf what yeah he has a 552 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:56,920 black aura no so and what over there is like yeah what you don't like you would 553 00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:01,640 I get another one man guys like okay he leaves so they bring him another one 554 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:09,620 that's for it a few years later he's in the blizzard of Oz and the same guy 555 00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:17,440 comes up and he is the tour driver for Ozzy the guy with a black aura so a 556 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:25,680 Randy Rhodes was scared to death of planes this guy with a black aura 557 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:32,000 according to Richie Blackmore talked Randy Rhodes into going into his plane 558 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:39,240 because he was a pilot the guy started dive bombing and flying around and show 559 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:45,160 boating and he actually hit the steeple of the place they were staying and that 560 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:52,640 is where Randy Rhodes perished along with him and Ozzy's hairdresser how's 561 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:59,840 that for a story wow that's what I said too I read that four or five times like 562 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:18,280 cheese so yeah yeah scary shit huh yes all right well you know how I always 563 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:25,480 bit like grapes against you know another fruit or something well I got a machine 564 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:33,320 and everyday appliance wars you ready to have a battle royale between some 565 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:40,800 machinery modern machinery and appliance hey sounds like fun it's 566 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:47,640 interesting like everything else all right the first one we have is a stapler 567 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:57,040 versus a hole puncher stapler gives a hole puncher yes I'm gonna go with a 568 00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:02,960 hole puncher because it's bigger holes a staple yeah it hurts but if you puncture 569 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:07,200 something with those little round things we're fucking them up a stapler is a 570 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:11,040 pain in the ass and it would hurt like hell yes but it's not gonna do the same 571 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:17,720 damage a hole puncher does in my opinion okay what's gonna hurt worse a bunch of 572 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:24,480 jabs or a hell Mary well I would assume that a hole puncher could punch as many 573 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:31,200 holes in you I'm well I'm going hole puncher me too me too yeah I'm saying 574 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:37,020 the stapler would be a bunch of jabs yes the hole puncher could like just punch a 575 00:45:37,020 --> 00:45:42,800 hole in it and then you're like ah fuck I give this time over the top just tell 576 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:52,400 you drill you down yeah my ear so all right next one 577 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:56,560 air compressor I had a problem with this one because I don't know which way to go 578 00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:05,520 still air compressor versus gas generator that one's very evenly matched 579 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:10,800 in my opinion I don't know who would win they're both bulky and big one has a lot 580 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:25,640 of air and the other generates power okay okay and why it's already plugged 581 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:33,840 into electricity you know generator runs on gas or whatever it's gonna run out so 582 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,800 what you're saying is is air compressor can blow all the gas out of the gas 583 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:44,200 generators of tank no no no it's a matter of endurance oh okay I get you 584 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:48,720 when it runs out of gas air compressors gonna come up and fuck it up because 585 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:51,480 they can't do anything about gas I get it okay 586 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:57,000 the present plugged into a lifter constantly okay generator runs out of 587 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:02,640 gas and whatever it runs off okay you know what I agree with you that's pretty 588 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:09,760 good reasoning you say all right next one this one is very even if you think 589 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:16,240 about it but I don't know let us shredder remember like what we used to 590 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:27,880 use at Justin James yeah versus a French that was a medieval torture device is 591 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:35,920 what that was yeah versus a French slicer you're like a household lettuce 592 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:41,520 no I'm talking industrial versus a French fry slicer an industrial one 593 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:50,520 remember we used to make fries you know like we use oh my god dude the lettuce 594 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:59,760 well let us got it you know anything hello lettuce make scars on us yes it 595 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:05,200 did all right for that that lettuce shredder made scars on us yes it did and 596 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:11,080 it hurt like so if you did if you slam that thing too they're too hard got 597 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:16,080 your fingers too close oh I did it all the time 598 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:23,160 I remember Harry weren't band-aids all the time too oh yeah he always misjudged 599 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:28,540 that very fucking himself up on that damn thing yeah that thing was flat 600 00:48:28,540 --> 00:48:34,840 scary easy to do it really was it was I wore a few band-aids over so so did I I 601 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:40,120 can't count how many times I just misjudged because I come in a little 602 00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:45,480 hungover was I don't know we're staring at one of the bus girls ass or something 603 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:52,640 I don't know you figure you figured taking a head of lettuce like a 604 00:48:52,640 --> 00:49:03,320 basketball and slamming it through well we'll say what 10 12 sawzall blades 605 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:09,440 what would be the equivalent of probably a sawzall blade only with like a little 606 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:17,040 a little sharper teeth actually into a big plastic barrel okay that thing was 607 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:24,680 sharp okay let us razor-sharp lettuce shredder it is Rob I agree yeah next 608 00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:33,960 one treadmill versus stair glide I'm good I myself I'm gonna go with a 609 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:44,640 treadmill and here's why treadmills okay why no no you tell me you tell me why 610 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:50,560 you're going to read that okay a treadmill is big and bulky and it runs 611 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:54,600 some people have to run on it keeps going it's got that it's got that belt 612 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:59,160 that runs really fast and the stair glide is just like a couple of steps 613 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:03,720 that you operate yourself that you don't even plug in that you got to move with 614 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:08,240 your arms see I think a treadmill is more bulky and has electricity power 615 00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:13,280 behind it where a stair glide needs someone on it moving it to get it to 616 00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:20,760 move okay all right all right all right you got me on that one okay all right 617 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:25,920 treadmill it is I would say you still drive but until you mention it needed 618 00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:30,560 help it needs help it needs it needs someone on it to actually move so I'm 619 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:34,720 gonna I would say a stair flight come right down on top of that thing like 620 00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:42,320 Godzilla it needs help you're right you're right I give it to you okay 621 00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:49,360 treadmill got it all right next one refrigerator versus clothes dryer I 622 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:54,760 don't know which way to go on that one all right if you got an idea go ahead 623 00:50:54,760 --> 00:51:06,760 refrigerator okay the surgery keeps running driver shuts off okay you 624 00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:12,760 nailed it that's it sounds good to me refrigerator would keep cooling driver 625 00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:17,160 heats up but it shuts off and you're done that's true 626 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:21,880 refrigerator is always on and refrigerator can always kick the 627 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:28,520 clothes dryer's ass if it was I get it okay this next one is really I think 628 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:34,680 I've got a way to go on it but I'll get your opinion ottoman versus sofa 629 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:43,920 I'm gonna say sofa because it's heavier and it could fall over on the ottoman 630 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,840 and probably crush it 631 00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:59,240 okay okay here we go Mark okay here we go here we go Rob's on it go ahead be 632 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:06,560 in the little guy okay I give it to the ottoman okay do you think that the 633 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:10,920 ottoman could out maneuver the sofa jump on its back on but it's gonna run 634 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:19,040 around back behind the sofa jump on the back and take it down okay I would do 635 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:26,160 okay so the ottoman is a wiry little bitch and it ain't going down well the 636 00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:32,960 big ass sofa guy get up off his ass to flip over on top of it but the ottoman is 637 00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:39,440 gone dude all right okay you know what I cannot argue that wrong 638 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:47,120 if nothing else it's out the front door you're right you're right it can always 639 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:55,240 get away if it wants that was great reasoning Rob I agree with that I need 640 00:52:55,240 --> 00:53:14,520 to see an ottoman jumping up and back and going so you are the ottoman right 641 00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:26,040 there's like I said a 5-7 but 40 but 45 okay you're the ottoman I'm the other and I can whip some ass so okay 642 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:36,880 electric can opener versus blender both are pretty vicious oh damn okay I've got 643 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:50,160 no I got it okay okay I go with electric can opener just because we have a promo 644 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:57,720 that says we're as much fun as like their can opener to the scrotum we don't 645 00:53:57,720 --> 00:54:06,800 have a blend of promo yeah I'm going with that out of a sentimental value 646 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:15,800 because we actually have an electric can opener grabbing all the guys nuts okay 647 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:20,720 and I just want everyone to know we are as much fun as a can opener to the 648 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:31,880 scrotum yeah okay yeah so there you guys know yes yes please 649 00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:38,560 then the blender have a lid on it oh yeah that's right yeah yeah that tooth is 650 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:44,640 right out of it just jump up there and bite the piss out of it yeah okay a 651 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:53,360 blender has a lid on it it's contained it's on a leash a blender needs a human 652 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:56,320 to take the top off for it to do any damage at all 653 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,760 meanwhile that electric can opener already jumped on his back and bit the 654 00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:08,120 shit out of them right yeah yeah it's like a chihuahua elite yeah 655 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:13,120 a little double at least you gotta light it off so it doesn't do any good 656 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:25,600 next one electric oh wrong one hey Baylor versus this plow 657 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:38,240 oh shit I know both of them will do heavy damage oh my god do you have any 658 00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:41,800 idea on this at all 659 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:49,880 dude my grandpa was a farmer I know everything about both them pieces of 660 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:56,440 equipment yes and that's why I'm together is very hard they are very both 661 00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:01,680 of them are very tough pieces of machinery that you don't want to screw 662 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:09,120 I will say I'll go with you since you grew up on a farm I know I didn't grow 663 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:14,080 up oh oh your granddad was in between dude I was in Belton okay but my 664 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:20,800 great-grandma my grandparents had to fall out by Erasmus by Freeman oh okay 665 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:28,480 all right well which would you go with it oh my god dude 666 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:39,600 I thought the guy to have to take my chances with the disc that's what I was 667 00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:46,160 thinking too okay because that hey Baylor takes up anything and everything 668 00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:54,480 yes at least you have a few inches you might be able I don't know if you've been 669 00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:59,120 that's a good life but you might have a chance I agree with you Rob that's 670 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:02,320 exactly what I was thinking 671 00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:12,040 yeah yeah yeah you do wow wow that is the most even match we had on the whole 672 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:20,280 thing Wow the next one bottle opener versus scissors 673 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:32,440 I'm gonna go with scissors yeah yeah yeah cuz I think scissors could just 674 00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:36,840 like start all right takes the motion down bottle over he's got a twist yeah 675 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:45,600 yep all right same reason I thought this next one oh go ahead what no no okay this 676 00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:50,560 next one paper shredder versus copying machine 677 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:58,160 give it to the shredder all day off I agree with that yep 678 00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:08,960 sure it does it in the name yes shredder shredder you agree with it 100% all right 679 00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:22,160 that is the last of those so real quick I would like to say a congratulatory good 680 00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:30,120 job to cheddar whiz cheddar whiz wins the mullet contest look it up his name is 681 00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:34,320 cheddar whiz and he looks like a little Joe dirt he just won the national mullet 682 00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:43,280 contest oh my god are you kidding me no yeah I'm gonna write this down 683 00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:57,360 cheddar whiz is his name yep so any how congratulations cheddar whiz good job 684 00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:03,200 oh and I got another thing for you to look up to because this is a big thing 685 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:09,280 that I've been well actually or and at work started it and anyhow artificial 686 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:16,960 intelligence a couple of people did this and it's called buttered sausage and you 687 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:27,000 know Gary Busey yeah okay these crackers and well they had their computer and 688 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:37,400 have their artificial intelligence come up with a Gary Busey and it is fantastic 689 00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:43,720 because it looks just like him and AI just the artificial intelligence it 690 00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:49,080 figures out what to say so it came up with Gary Busey wanted to talk about 691 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:56,880 buttered sausage and he goes off about butter sausage and it's just it's a 692 00:59:56,880 --> 01:00:00,600 picture it looks just like him talking and it's a couple of people going hey 693 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:05,240 Gary Busey you want to talk and he goes oh yeah I want to talk you know I want 694 01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:08,800 to talk about buttered sausage and he just started going off how it's made all 695 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:12,960 this stuff and he goes off for quite a while about buttered sausage and then he 696 01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:16,960 goes and then someone said well we think you're in a jam now or something like 697 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:20,960 that he goes no I don't use jam I use honey I make my own honey and I kiss it 698 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:36,320 on the lips it is fantastic so you gotta look so everybody out there in 699 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:45,520 podcast land go look up buttered sausage and it is great entertainment 700 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:54,320 so if you look at my Facebook Rob I checked into I checked into a make 701 01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:59,680 believe a buttered sausage factory somewhere in Kansas City I think it's 702 01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:06,900 like really big Bubba's buttered sausage and I checked or in the the guy that 703 01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:11,200 carried the toad about about buttered sausage when he first found it on the 704 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:19,640 internet so I did hear that I did hear that podcast yes okay I remember okay 705 01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:29,160 well anyhow that's why I checked into that fictitious place so anyhow buttered 706 01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:31,360 sausage 707 01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:44,440 I had to be too because I was laughing so well we are at an hour do you want to 708 01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:50,560 continue a little bit longer or do you want to go ahead and stop this I think 709 01:01:50,560 --> 01:02:01,280 I better probably be stopping okay let me do you got a final thought Rob 710 01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:10,720 let me shoot not in front of me at the moment let me show I come up with okay 711 01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:23,080 next week on the podcast I'm gonna have invisible ass paddling's handed out to 712 01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:29,040 people that need them I've got 80% of them written and there's some good 713 01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:32,360 people on there deserve some pretty good ass paddling so I think you all are 714 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:38,280 gonna be happy with the ass paddling's that are gonna be dished out so yep and 715 01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:45,200 then I think I will have my bass list next week and I've got to come up with 716 01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:50,040 some shit because Rob just fucking Rob just fucking kicked me in the ass and 717 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:56,880 told me to go to hell that's what he did no I did not I did like I thought I was 718 01:02:56,880 --> 01:03:04,320 running weak so I put them all together all right Rob being modest Rob Rob 719 01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:11,080 kicked me right in the nuts and walked off and said I didn't do that but then 720 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:20,840 just remember my number two is a two-timer on my list okay that's fine 721 01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:26,280 so so Rob can deny the nut kicking all he wants but he kicked me in the nuts so 722 01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:31,160 I got a strike back with some pretty good bass songs I'll be doing that honestly 723 01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:36,520 I think I know what you're gonna come back with it's what I've been 724 01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:42,240 anticipating okay we sure you're gonna kick me in the nuts we shared 725 01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:49,960 temperless earrings and that's it that's a good week yeah did we really 726 01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:56,520 know that is not the one I figured we would share no me neither me neither 727 01:03:56,520 --> 01:04:03,360 okay you said something about a tie so I'm marking that one you come close 728 01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:07,360 with one of the songs but you will find that one my master list is revealed next 729 01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:13,080 week so anyhow this is a did you did you find a final thought or not if not we'll 730 01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:16,920 just go ahead and close this now alrighty everybody no final thought you 731 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:21,360 don't look your own up okay anyhow love you guys thanks have a good night well 732 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:27,400 we'll have one next time that's right it's Sunday night alright so go back to 733 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:31,240 whatever the fuck you were doing I'm sure it's quite interesting and 734 01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:39,040 everybody would love it right yeah I will yeah me too send pictures to Rob 735 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:45,200 remember oh yes yes I definitely need some more I'm getting really bored guys come on 736 01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:51,440 ass up big smile turn around have a good night everybody step up here thanks for 737 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:56,240 listening it's been a long time can you hear the man's plea really can 738 01:04:56,240 --> 01:05:03,040 you hear his plea can you hear it in his voice he needs ass up pictures we expect 739 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:11,400 you to deliver yeah that's you Joe listener yeah I just three just three 740 01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:18,040 poultry pictures and that's it yes Joe 741 01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:28,080 I still speak to the other one I don't know what happened to which one is that 742 01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:44,520 gonza whatever it was I'm not sure what you would label him or her but whatever 743 01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:56,280 okay I tell you what keeps up I may have to make my final decision and if you 744 01:05:56,280 --> 01:06:03,280 don't talk to me afterwards you have to talk to you have two strong contenders 745 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:08,720 with that if you want to be the winner and gonza right and we have more yeah 746 01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:15,760 right now it's gonza and Eric you guys whatever it is 747 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:20,760 Joe fan Joe fan insert yourself into this 748 01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:27,400 ass anybody turn around you want to have some fun with this come on come on man 749 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:32,080 Rob's Rob has been a bachelor for a while now and he's like he's ready for 750 01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:38,280 some pics so is it that hard you Joe listener to just stick your ass up in 751 01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:44,880 the air and a smile and snap a pic and send it to poor Rob here no it could be 752 01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:52,120 told I really like women 753 01:06:54,120 --> 01:07:03,720 hey that might be what's holding people off okay okay let me add this yes yes 754 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:11,640 I really into women yes so women can send asset pictures too even though that 755 01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:26,240 I don't find that as funny okay okay you know what forget everything everybody 756 01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:47,000 have a good night love you guys love you too bye hey where'd everybody go where 757 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:54,160 the douchebags hmm oh my god someone took a dump in the corner oh geez 758 01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:58,240 glad they're gone let's just hope they don't come back 759 01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:25,160 man that smells