1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Live from the historic River Market District in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the banks of the beautiful Crystal Blue Waters of the Missouri River, it is Two Boosh Bags and Microphone Podcast. 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Let's see here, a package of 8 hot dogs, a package of 10 hot dog buns. I would have to buy 10 packs of hot dogs and 8 packs of buns to even it out. Should I buy them at once? Should I freeze them? Or just continue to zigzag them and hope for the best? I hate adulting. 4 00:00:50,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Brick Shit House Energy Drink! That's right, Brick Shit House Energy Drink! Make that through the door! Chomp through the walls! You want to fuck shit up? You want to fuck us across America? Brick Shit House is for you! 5 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Please enjoy Brick Shit House Energy Drink responsibly. It's not readily available anywhere. Because of liability issues. 6 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Alright, Two Boosh Bags and Microphone, I'm Mark. 7 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 And I'm Rob. 8 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Alright, so welcome everybody. I got a neat little thing here. Remember I did a few Wouldn't It Be Fantastic Gifts before in the past? 9 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 10 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Well I got a few more of these. 11 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Cool. 12 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Alright. Well, why don't we go ahead and get into them. Is that cool? 13 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Yeah, that's fine. I'm grabbing a nice little gift right now. I'm grabbing me a glass of tea. 14 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Alrighty, good, good. 15 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Alright, as I mentioned, this is a segment called Wouldn't It Be Fantastic If. 16 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:16,000 So the first one is, Wouldn't It Be Fantastic If, every congressional or presidential candidate would have to announce who their main sponsor is in every debate or TV ad. 17 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:35,000 So if someone's backed by Big Pharmaceutical and let's say, let me think of one, AstraZeneca gave them the most amount of money, then they would have to come out there and go, Hi, I'm Joe Blow and I'm sponsored by AstraZeneca Pharmaceutical Company. 18 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Wouldn't That Be a Great Thing? They'd have to come out and just say, you know, that's another way of saying who's paying them and who's paying them the most. 19 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:54,000 So whoever pays them the most, they have to come out and go, I am mostly sponsored by AstraZeneca or Johnson & Johnson or whoever. Whoever gave them the most amount of money. 20 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 I totally agree with that. I totally agree with that. 21 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Yeah. And then maybe you can catch which way they're going with what and why. You know, you'd be like, oh, now I see how come this person's saying this or that or the other. 22 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:20,000 So, okay, next one. Wouldn't it be fantastic if there were randomly placed landmines in traffic cones? Go watch Fucktards go boom. 23 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:40,000 You know, people always, wouldn't it? Someone on their phone. They're not on their phone no more. They're somewhere looking at Facebook in the great kingdom sky. 24 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Yes, they would. All right. Next one. Wouldn't it be fantastic if all corporate complaint lines went straight to the president of the corporation? 25 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Yeah. 26 00:03:54,000 --> 00:04:06,000 You would see some things getting resolved really quick if he had to field every complaint call about whatever they are doing. 27 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 28 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000 That would be awesome. 29 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Yeah. And then people could have fun with it too. Just call them up and ask them, I don't know, for stupid things that didn't exist or, you know, or, you know, see more butts or whatever. 30 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Hey, see more there. See more who? See more butts. 31 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:42,000 So, anyhow, wouldn't it be fantastic if all the airlines had to give you $100 for every three hours wasted, $500 for every lie you catch them in, and a grand for every canceled flight and it triples if you miss something very, very important, including long scheduled vacations? 32 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:48,000 That would be phenomenal. 33 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Because I'd be very, I would have a lot more money, I can tell you that. 34 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 You know if I'm being quiet. 35 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Yeah, why? 36 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 I don't fly. I don't go nowhere. 37 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Oh. 38 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Well, if I do, I drive. 39 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Okay. 40 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,000 That's okay. 41 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Do you not like flying or? 42 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:15,000 No, honestly, I've never been in a plane. I have never flown. 43 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 No kidding. 44 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Wow. I do not like heights, for one. 45 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Okay, well that'd be a good reason not to get into a plane. 46 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 47 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Okay, all right, I get it. Okay. 48 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:32,000 But, no, I just never had the opportunity. 49 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:43,000 You never went anywhere far enough to warrant getting in a plane. I get it. I mean, and also it's people's comfort level. Like, if I'm going to go anywhere. 50 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:49,000 I went to Southern Louisiana, it was a 14 hour drive. 51 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 I made that drive plenty of times. 52 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Yeah. 53 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Leaving from a cruise ship from New Orleans. 54 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Albuquerque, Albuquerque, another 12, 14 hour drive. 55 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Yes. 56 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Well, you see, I've got this rule anymore. As I get older, my back hurts more. 57 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:08,000 If it takes over six hours, I don't drive. I fly. 58 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:15,000 I mean, taking that long in a car just kills my back. 59 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 So I'd rather just go fly and be done with it. 60 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Right, right. 61 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,000 So, yeah. So, yeah, I get it. 62 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Well, my trip to Louisiana was in 1998. 63 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Okay, quite a while ago then. 64 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:33,000 And I was driving a 1994 Lincoln town car. 65 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Oh, hell, that sounds like fun, actually. 66 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Dude, I could change that thing in any position I wanted to just to change the blood flow. 67 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 An old town car. 68 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 For all I could speed. 69 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Oh, I love those cars. 70 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:55,000 I did not want to stop driving. I could change it. I'd keep going. 71 00:06:55,000 --> 00:07:04,000 You know, my limbs weren't falling asleep. If they were, I'd just change it a little bit, get the blood flow back, and keep going. 72 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Very cool. 73 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 It was an awesome car. It was an awesome car. 74 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Oh, yeah. Yep. 75 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:21,000 All right, next one. Wouldn't it be fantastic if Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg decided to do a steel cage death match? 76 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,000 That would be phenomenal. 77 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 That would be phenomenal. 78 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 And one of them doesn't make it out. 79 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:35,000 I just want to see them do the real cage match that they're talking about that they're now both backing off on. 80 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Oh, they're both backing off on it now? That figures. 81 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you didn't hear that? 82 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 No, I didn't. 83 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Oh, I knew I should have did that report a couple weeks ago. 84 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:55,000 You know what? We'll be podcasting tomorrow night. Just look it up. And if not, I'll look it up. It doesn't matter. Hell, I could Google it here in a minute. 85 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 I think I still got it saved. 86 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Okay, good. 87 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:04,000 No, no. Elon Musk is talking. Yeah, they're talking about not doing it. 88 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Wow. 89 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Even though Elon Musk built a cage and everything. 90 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,000 It didn't take them long to bitch out of that one, did it? 91 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 No, no. You knew it wouldn't. 92 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Yeah. Yeah, they both can't get themselves hurt. Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm much too important. What would the world do without me? 93 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:29,000 The world would probably be happier without you, you fucknut. 94 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:33,000 So, well, damn it. Well, there goes that one. 95 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Yeah. 96 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Next one. 97 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Yeah, I'll bring that back tomorrow night. And I'm going to have a big one tomorrow night. 98 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Okay. 99 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:52,000 I'm going to go ahead and announce. Okay. I've been telling you about the shootout race down here. 100 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,000 That's this weekend. This is Saturday night. 101 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Yes. 102 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Hopefully, tomorrow night, by the time we go on the air, I will have the final results of every race. 103 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Okay, cool. 104 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,000 The award show starts at like five. 105 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Okay. 106 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 So I should have the announcements by the time we go on the air. 107 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Okay, cool. 108 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,000 So I can announce all the shootout winners tomorrow night. 109 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Sounds good to me. All right, there you guys go. 110 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Next podcast, the shootout winners. 111 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:32,000 All right, next one. Wouldn't it be fantastic if a person at birth got five free crowbar ass whippens? 112 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:42,000 The whippen can be used when needed, like an asshole being stupid all over you or for revenge or at someone being a dick in traffic. 113 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:46,000 You get five free crowbar ass whippens on anybody at birth. 114 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Wouldn't that be fantastic? 115 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:55,000 And then like, I mean, you could, if someone really needs it, you'd know when to pull out one of those ass whippens. 116 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 It's like, all right, I got four left. I got to be careful. 117 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:02,000 And then, you know, if someone's like really overly being a dick, then you could pull out another one. 118 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Then you have three crowbar ass whippens left. 119 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Oh, okay. So they're for the severe ones. 120 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Yes. Yeah. You would have to say. 121 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Oh, that'd be awesome. That would be awesome. 122 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Yeah. Yeah, it'd be great. 123 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:18,000 And then like if someone had a crowbar ass whippen left too, they could be like, well, you know what? 124 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:22,000 After he's done whipping my ass with it, then you might get your ass whippen with theirs. 125 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:27,000 You don't know. So anyhow, it'd be awesome. 126 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Yeah, it'd be a challenge. 127 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That would suck if you got to beat the shit out of a real dumb ass, right? 128 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:42,000 And then he was like, well, hang on a minute. I got a few ass whippens left in my bag too. 129 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 So you're next. 130 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 Damn it. 131 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:59,000 So, okay. Next one. Wouldn't it be fantastic if a low calorie sugar substitute would not be a carcinogen and actually taste good? 132 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,000 I'm all for that. I'm all for that. 133 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:13,000 There is not a sugar substitute, low calorie sugar substitute that tastes worth the shit and isn't a carcinogen that I know of. 134 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 So anyhow. 135 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Yeah, the carcinogen part is what gets it. 136 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:26,000 Yeah. I mean, you know, if it causes a known cancer causing agents, not good. 137 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 Yeah. Yes. Yes. 138 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Yeah. And then final but not least. Wouldn't it be fantastic if Skip Bayless was taken over by possession from a voodoo priest and hid himself in his itty bitty balls repeatedly every time a mic was in front of him? 139 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,000 That would be phenomenal. 140 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Get on there and start talking shit. 141 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Better yet, that would be a miracle from God. 142 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Yes, it would. 143 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Oh, oh look, little skippies got a mic in front. Oh, that's got to hurt. 144 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Oh, no. Oh, that's gonna leave a mark. 145 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Every time he opens his mouth. Oh, that'd be great. 146 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Okay. 147 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:32,000 I mean about metal spoon. Oh, metal spoons are a dirty game. Oh, they hurt. Oh, metal spoon to the nuts. Yeah, I remember. I remember some else we used to do tongs. 148 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000 What tongs to the dick. 149 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000 Oh, yes. 150 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Walk up with a pair of tongs and start talking to someone in the eyes and then slowly creep over there and grab them with the tongs. 151 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000 That. 152 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Yeah, that hurt like fuck. 153 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,000 We're going like back like what 35 years. 154 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Long time ago, long time ago. Almost 40, almost 40 years ago. 155 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Us dumbasses working at restaurants would grab each other's balls with tongs when the other one wasn't looking and start ripping. 156 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:23,000 And when that wasn't a good time we'd take big metal spoons and hit each other in the nuts. Yeah, yeah. 157 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Yeah, if you couldn't get close enough with the tongs and you get a big metal spoon. 158 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:32,000 I think the metal spoon was your brother's favorite game. 159 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Oh, I think so too. 160 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 And you'd kiss him off the most. 161 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Oh, I know. I used to wait behind the refrigerator. 162 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:46,000 The refrigerator's there in the main hallway. And as soon as he ran to the corner, bam bam bam bam. 163 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,000 And he'd run off. 164 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 He'd be there on his knees. 165 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:57,000 And he'd be like over on the other side of the room. 166 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Yeah, but he'd be the first one to get you back. 167 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Expect it. 168 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:07,000 He'd be the biggest bitch about it. 169 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Oh yeah. You motherfucker. 170 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,000 I love him to death. I love him to death. You know that. 171 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,000 God rest his soul. Hell yeah. He knows what we're talking about. 172 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,000 He's in the great beyond right now going, yeah, I guess so. 173 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Honestly, and we've mentioned this before, I firmly believe he is the reason why I'm on this podcast with you. 174 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 No, I believe it. I really do. 175 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:36,000 I think he brought it, somebody, something brought us together to do this. 176 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:45,000 That was cool. You know, when you got a hold of me and you started calling, it was just like, it was really cool because, I mean, 177 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:50,000 what you told me about the podcast was exactly what I wanted to do. 178 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:56,000 Make someone smile, make them chuckle, you know, like radio used to be. 179 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:05,000 You know, I mean, simple dumbass dick jokes. Just stupid shit. Nothing too heavy. 180 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:13,000 I'll be honest right now. I'm sitting here talking to you with a grin on my face. I'm actually chuckling. I'm having a good time. 181 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:24,000 It's fun. I've had some people that I've known for a long time reach out to me and tell me some several things about this. 182 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:29,000 And everything that they're saying is exactly what I wanted this podcast for. 183 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:36,000 So I'm very proud of it. I'm really happy. And we're just going to we're we're only getting better. 184 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:41,000 I mean, yeah, we are. We're just now starting. Just wait. 185 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Yeah. Yeah. Well, you've gotten a lot better just in the couple of months you've been on the air with me. 186 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:56,000 You were getting a lot better. So all of this comes natural after a while, or at least I think it does, 187 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:00,000 because at first you're conscious about everything that you're doing. 188 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:08,000 But then after a while, it's just like you don't even view it as anything except having a conversation and having some shits and giggles with somebody. 189 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:14,000 And you record it, you send it off to everybody's ear holes and they either love it or they don't. 190 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:20,000 So it's pretty cool. And honestly, from what I'm hearing, we're getting some love. 191 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:25,000 We are getting some love and the love back at you. Thank you for listening. Appreciate it. 192 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Always. Yep. So I got another story here that's pretty cool. 193 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,000 I found this out the other day and I was like, you know what? I'm going to report on it. 194 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:43,000 You know, I go to me and Val go to Eureka Springs a lot. I mean, it's like a little oasis that we can drive to three and a half hours away. 195 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:51,000 We love it down there. It's such a eclectic little place in the they're actually not the Ozark Mountains down there. 196 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:59,000 It's the Boston Mountain chain. Yeah. Yeah. And to be honest, I cannot wait for my next trip down there. 197 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:06,000 It's been a few years since I've been down there and I cannot wait. I love it down there. Oh, I do too. 198 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:17,000 It's just beautiful and it's so much fun. So anyhow, Eureka Springs is ranked as the best small art town by tourism website, The Travel. 199 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:26,000 The Travel is a really good website. It's been around a long time and it is pretty much one of the the authorities on travel. 200 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:33,000 And anyhow, doing this, I read a lot. OK, then you probably know. 201 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:41,000 So by I'm getting familiar with them by the travel website, rating Eureka Springs so high. 202 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:46,000 That is really quite an achievement because there's a lot of towns like in California. 203 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:56,000 There's I think Colorado has quite there's a lot of other states that have nice little artsy towns all over. I'm trying to think. 204 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:02,000 There's other ones that I'm leaving out. But Eureka Springs being voted number one is a big deal. 205 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:10,000 So, OK, well, just something out of my head. Just talking about this just now. Can I throw something at you? Yeah, sure. 206 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Do you think COVID-19 could have had something to do with that? People just want to get away from everything? 207 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Yes, yes. The big Disneyland, Disney World. Get away. 208 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Well, they stayed open. They stayed open even in the height of COVID. They stayed open. 209 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Everybody wore masks and everybody stayed as far away from each other. 210 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:45,000 But everybody in Kansas City, Oklahoma City, St. Louis, Springfield, Missouri, Little Rock, Memphis, maybe even New Orleans, maybe Dallas. 211 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:54,000 They all knew that you could go to Eureka Springs and get somewhat of a vacation if you needed to. And that's what happened. 212 00:18:54,000 --> 00:19:00,000 There's a lot. There's people from all over, even Illinois. There's a lot of Illinois people that go there. But people were just driving there. 213 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:05,000 You couldn't really get on a plane very safe or you're worried about contracting the VED or whatever. 214 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:13,000 So you get in your car, you'd be like, you know what? I'm going to book a place down in Eureka and stay there a couple of days and take my chances. 215 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:19,000 And we did that a lot. And it kept us sane. Kept a lot of other people sane. But I agree with you, Rob. 216 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:31,000 I think that COVID really kind of helped them. If there is helping. I mean, it brought awareness that they're still there. 217 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:41,000 Well, it made people aware. People like us, like the people that everybody is listening to us right now. 218 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Well, I'll put it like this. It made people aware of the smaller things. A way. 219 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:52,000 We don't have to be in a big city to do things. 220 00:19:52,000 --> 00:20:05,000 Yeah. And also, instead of like flying into Miami or Tampa or something or or or I don't know, some vacation destination instead of, you know, going to the ocean or something. 221 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:12,000 You flat out, you just drove to Eureka and is out in the middle of nowhere. And you felt a lot safer there anyhow. 222 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:19,000 And you know, then getting on a plane and going to a big city with everybody there coughing on you and everything. So it worked out well. 223 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,000 So, yeah, I think you're right, Rob. So anyhow, a lot. 224 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:31,000 So the people that have not been to Eureka think about going up in the mountains in Colorado. 225 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Think about going. It's a little town in the mountains away. You got hills, you got it. And it's tourist. 226 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:52,000 It has a lot of. What do you call it, Mark? 227 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Well, I'm not sure which way you're going with it. A lot of history. Oh, OK. 228 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Yeah, a lot of history. Yeah, it has a lot of history. It's cool. 229 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:08,000 So a lot of a lot of buildings there were built in the 1800s, 1880, 1849. 230 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000 A lot of them are marked on there what year they were built. 231 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:21,000 So anyhow, Eureka Springs is brimming with some of the most impressive museums and galleries in Arkansas, said the travel in in the downtown area. 232 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:30,000 Vacationers can explore art pieces from several local artists. The town is home for over 400 talented working artists 233 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:36,000 and has been mentioned as one of the top 25 art destinations in the U.S. on the site. 234 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:47,000 It has been an art destination since the 1800s and the city hosts a festival of the arts every May, according to the city's websites. 235 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:56,000 The Travel List, the Quicksilver Gallery, the Aviation Cadet Museum and the Xarx Gallery as the top artistic spots to visit. 236 00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:01,000 So that's cool. It even mentions some of the best places. And this isn't even nearly all of them. 237 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:08,000 There's a lot of art there and there is a lot of. Let me think. 238 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,000 Like I was telling you about the illusionist. 239 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:20,000 There's a lot of stuff like that too, like the illusionist there and there's a lot of really interesting smaller venue places 240 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:25,000 that the people don't get there because they make more money than Branson or somewhere else. 241 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:35,000 They they they're there because they want to be. They make a living, but they're not getting rich, but they're making a living being there and they're loving living there. 242 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. 243 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:44,000 OK, so I've got a list of the top eight from the Travel Magazine. 244 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Number one, Eureka Springs, as mentioned. Number two is Williamstown, Massachusetts. 245 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Number three is Abington, Abingdon, Virginia. 246 00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Next one, North Adams, Massachusetts. 247 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000 Reno, Tahoe, Nevada. 248 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Madrid, New Mexico. 249 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:11,000 Bragg, California and in Tau, New Mexico. 250 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,000 So I'm not sure if it's pronounced Tau or Dow. 251 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:21,000 T-A-O-S. So it could be either one, but whatever it is, that's what it is. 252 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:29,000 So, uh, anyhow, pretty cool little honor for Eureka Springs. 253 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 Yeah, yeah. 254 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:37,000 All right. Let's see, Rob, you got anything you want to speak of or you want me just to keep going? 255 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:41,000 Yes, I do. Let me pull this back up. 256 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:45,000 OK. 257 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:51,000 What the hell? 258 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:56,000 OK, well, I'm about to give a Rob's Warrant. 259 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 OK. 260 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:03,000 I don't know if this thing will let me pull this back up. 261 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 OK. 262 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Because I'm a little upset about this. 263 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000 This is what you were talking about earlier, right? 264 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Yes, yes. Well, one of them. 265 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:19,000 OK. 266 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Here we are. I'm getting to it. 267 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Oh, there's one right there. It fits right in with it. 268 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Same people. 269 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:34,000 OK. 270 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Where's my dog shat thing? 271 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:41,000 Just so everybody knows, I asked you off air before we went on 272 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:49,000 if I could call out a YouTube channel by name 273 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000 for calling out... 274 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:59,000 What I'm looking at is they put out fake bullshit about people dying. 275 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000 OK, hang on. Let me add to this. 276 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:08,000 In your opinion, they put out fake bullshit, allegedly. 277 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 We have to put that in there. 278 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,000 OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that. Do that. Do that. 279 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,000 OK. This is Rob's opinion. This is what he thinks that... 280 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Yeah, it's my opinion. 281 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,000 Yeah, this is what he thinks he sees from this website. 282 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000 So you're welcome to go look and think different if you want. 283 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:30,000 But I will give you who to go look at. 284 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:35,000 OK. Yesterday, I'm sitting at lunch. 285 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,000 And I get this YouTube notification. 286 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Uh-huh. 287 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:48,000 From a YouTube site called Hollywood Celebrity 24. 288 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,000 OK. 289 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 OK. 290 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 OK. 291 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,000 It was announcing Ozzy Osbourne's death. 292 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,000 Which he did not die. That we know of. 293 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,000 No. No. I looked into it. 294 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 OK. 295 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:14,000 No, no, no. I spent part of today looking into this. 296 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000 Hollywood Celebrity 24. 297 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:21,000 OK. If you go to YouTube, look at it. 298 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Wow. OK. 299 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 Hang on. Hang on. 300 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:31,000 See, I punch go. It's on YouTube. It brings up vocal in my ear and shit. 301 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 OK. 302 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000 No, they do more than just Ozzy. 303 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000 What's the other ones? 304 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:42,000 They do. They've got Keanu Reeves died. 305 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,000 They have... 306 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 I just... 307 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Here. Five minutes ago. Rest in peace. 308 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:56,000 After Sylvester Stallone died on the way to the hospital. 309 00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:01,000 See, that's the thing. All of them were on the way to the hospital when they died. 310 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,000 Man, that's insane. 311 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,000 So they just pick a name out of... 312 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,000 A celebrity's name out of thin air, it sounds like. 313 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,000 And they just say that they died. They're on their way to the hospital or something. 314 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Wow. 315 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Oh, right here's the one that caught my eye Friday at lunch. 316 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Seven minutes ago. Rest in peace. Ozzy Osbourne died on the way to the hospital. 317 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,000 Well, now you know where all this bullshit fake news comes from. 318 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:33,000 Because you all the time hear about someone dying and they don't. 319 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,000 It's probably generated from websites like this. 320 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Like what you're talking about is... 321 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Oh no. Here's a better one. 322 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000 OK. 323 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,000 I'm scrolling down. I ran across another one of these. 324 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000 OK. 325 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Hollywood fans first ended tears after hearing the sad news about Angelina Jolie. 326 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:01,000 OK. Well, here's a photo. 327 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,000 And see, all these are videos. 328 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000 This one's like three minutes and six seconds long. 329 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000 OK. 330 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:25,000 The picture is showing Angelina Jolie is in a wheelchair with one leg amputated off at the knee. 331 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:32,000 I wonder if this website is just parody and just screw with people, you know? 332 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 I'm sorry. I think that's kind of funny. 333 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 OK. But damn it. Damn it. 334 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:41,000 OK. OK. Rob, here's the deal though. 335 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 I kind of see what they're doing. 336 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:50,000 They're like they're illustrating through the absurd about how gullible the American people are. 337 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:56,000 They're like, hey, let's just throw out this shit and see how far it grows legs. 338 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Well, they're not the only ones. 339 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 No, there's other ones too. 340 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Here's another site. Top Discovery. 341 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 Allegedly. 342 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Rob's a big one. 343 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000 Yeah, allegedly. 344 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:13,000 And there are 20 celebrities who died in 2023 and you didn't know. 345 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:20,000 And the picture they're showing is Adam Sandler. 346 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,000 So it has a picture of Adam Sandler. 347 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Does it actually say he died or did they just leave it up to you to think that? 348 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Well, like I said, it's all videos. If I punch on it, it interrupts with my volume and may interrupt with the show. 349 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 OK. All right. 350 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,000 I mean, it's on YouTube. It's all video stuff. 351 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000 All right. 352 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:51,000 I mean, come on. No, I get this thing at lunchtime about Ozzy dying. I'm like, oh my God, you know? 353 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000 No one needs your bad health anyway. 354 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Yeah. Yeah, he is. Yep. 355 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,000 And then I was, you know, who did die today. 356 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,000 You know who really did die today, don't you? 357 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Bob Barker. Bob Barker passed away at 99 years old. 358 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:12,000 OK. No. OK. You just covered one of my stories. 359 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 Oh, shit. OK. 360 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 No, you're right. No, go ahead. 361 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:21,000 Yeah. Well, I'm assuming it was old age. He was 99. I didn't do any research on it. 362 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:27,000 I just got sent the article today and I was like, well, surprised, but not surprised. 363 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 You know, 99 years old. 364 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000 99? He had a hell of a life, man. 365 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Yeah, he did. Yep. 366 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,000 So rest in peace, Bob Barker. 367 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Thank you for the many years of entertainment. 368 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:45,000 Yep. You can go get complaints of the women great upstairs. 369 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:54,000 So you can go get sued by the models in the great beyond. 370 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 No, we love you, Bob. 371 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,000 I figured I'd let you go there. 372 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:03,000 Why not? That's what we do. That's what we do. 373 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,000 I got a little story here. 374 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:15,000 It's talking about how Japan now eats, they found a new food source for protein and it's bugs. 375 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,000 And it's really going to be out of necessity. 376 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:28,000 On a recent vacation in Tokyo, a network reporter opted for a special lunch of cricket curry and silkworm sashimi, 377 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,000 all washed down with some bug cider. 378 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:39,000 This is true, the Japanese are looking for new proteins that are plentiful and they struck gold on this, if you can stomach it. 379 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,000 More and more restaurants in Japan are offering bugs on their menu. 380 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:46,000 The bugs are getting popular as a delicacy. 381 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Japan has had trouble landing livestock due to climate change, global drought, or just shortages in general. 382 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:59,000 This is a new form of food that's plentiful and sustainable. 383 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:04,000 I hardly think they can eat these bugs into extinction. 384 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:11,000 Well, good luck, Japan. I commend you for biting the bullet and eating gross foods to survive. 385 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:17,000 So, you know what, I mean, it is smart. 386 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:23,000 Get the public to liken something like bugs and you'll always have food, right? 387 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000 Yeah. 388 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:32,000 Little Junior's sitting there in the corner, he sees a cockroach go by, he's like, hey, he nabs that bitch, fucking crunches him down. 389 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:38,000 He's good for another couple hours, you ain't got to feed him, he already ate a cockroach, right? 390 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 Yeah. 391 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Yeah, hell yeah. 392 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:50,000 I would suggest if you're going to go into wasps and hornets, to go ahead and make sure they're dead first, I wouldn't eat it alive. 393 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 Agreed? 394 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000 Yep. 395 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,000 Yeah, yes. 396 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 Dude. 397 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000 Alright. 398 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,000 I'm reading this other story. 399 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:09,000 Here about, Taco John surrendered its trademark on the phrase, Taco Tuesday. We talked about it before, right? 400 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 Yeah, yeah, Taco Tuesday, yeah. 401 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Earlier this summer they did that, giving restaurants in 49 states the right to use the phrase as they see fit. 402 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:29,000 It's been good news both for taco lovers and their wallets, thanks to deals like Taco Bell's free Doritos Locos Tacos every Tuesday through September 5th. 403 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:36,000 And now, Jack in the Box is free deals from now until, well, forever. 404 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:43,000 According to a statement from Jack in the Box, the chain has given way to tacos free with any purchase starting today. 405 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:49,000 Tuesday, August 22nd, until you run out of hot sauce, it added. 406 00:33:49,000 --> 00:34:02,000 We're picking up where Taco Bell is leaving taco lovers off just because Jack in the Box is here for you, Tuesday and Tuesday night, now just until, and not just until September 5th. 407 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:07,000 So, right now indefinitely, you get two free tacos with a purchase. 408 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,000 So, and this is only on Tuesdays? 409 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,000 Yes, only on Tuesdays. It's Taco Tuesday. 410 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Okay, so you can go in, order a cheeseburger, and get two free tacos with a cheeseburger. 411 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:25,000 Yes, yes. That's the way I read it. 412 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:29,000 Damn, this light sucks. We can't get one down here. 413 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Oh, you don't have a jib down there, do you, Jack in the Box? 414 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Well, the problem is the Lake area does not like franchise. 415 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Yeah, that's true. 416 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:55,000 Unless you're McDonald's, then we've got, I think, a five right now within 20 minutes. 417 00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:02,000 No, you're right. You know, the Lake likes Ma and Pa places. You're absolutely right. They don't like the, yeah. 418 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:11,000 And that's been part of me complaining about getting rid of places like Burger King. 419 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:16,000 We've mentioned Hardee's before. We don't have no more. 420 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 Oh, yeah. 421 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:24,000 KFC and Long John Silver's we don't have no more. 422 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000 Wow. 423 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:34,000 Now we have it. We're getting Culver's. Culver's getting big down here. 424 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,000 Culver's is getting big everywhere, actually. 425 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:44,000 As a matter of fact, my daughter is working in the management in Culver's here in Camden right now. 426 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 Oh, good. Good for her. 427 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:54,000 Yeah. She's finally getting her head out of her butt, I hope. 428 00:35:54,000 --> 00:36:04,000 Well, that's cool. Cool. Well, I mean, I doubt if you guys ever get a Jack in the Box because Jack in the Box is pretty much urban. 429 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000 You see them in cities and you don't see them anywhere else. 430 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 You guys probably never get a Jack. 431 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:19,000 Well, see, that's why I'm surprised we don't have it because there's city people that come down here. We're built on the city. 432 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000 I don't know. Maybe one day. 433 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:26,000 We're everybody's home away from home. 434 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,000 Do you guys have a Taco Bell? 435 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:34,000 Yeah, it sucks ass, but yeah, we got it. 436 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Okay. 437 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,000 Yeah. 438 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,000 Gotcha. Yeah, bad Taco Bell. 439 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:55,000 But you got to drive 20 minutes from me. We got Wendy's. We got Wendy's. We got all kinds of stuff. 440 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,000 You got to drive 20 minutes from me to get to it. 441 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,000 Yeah, you got to go to Bagnell Dam or something like that, right? 442 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Yeah, over towards Bagnell. Yeah. 443 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:10,000 Okay. All right. Well, you know PBR, right? 444 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000 Oh, yeah. 445 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 Paps Blue Ribbon, right? All right. 446 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000 Grew up with it. 447 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Everybody did. 448 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,000 Oh, did I? No, I grew up my dad drinking it. We'll put that. 449 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:23,000 Well, they call it everybody's grandfather's beer. 450 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:28,000 But then it made a comeback in the early 2000s and I witnessed it. 451 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,000 And it was really cool. It was Garela Marketing. 452 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:37,000 I was hanging out in Westport at the time and we'd be like, let's say, Buzzard Beach. 453 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:49,000 And all of a sudden three crazy hot chicks would come in and they'd be like dressed up in denim shorts, cowboy boots, hats. 454 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:55,000 And the first thing they'd do was they would buy the whole bar around a PBR. 455 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:59,000 They'd just put in the PBR tap prior and no one was drinking it. 456 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:04,000 So they came in and they ordered the whole bar a PBR tap. 457 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:09,000 And then they started going around and giving away belt buckles, shirts, hats, everything. 458 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:20,000 And so what this did was it made the younger crowd that was like at Buzzard Beach and the places in Westport start thinking more about Paps Blue Ribbon. 459 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:26,000 And since it's hot chicks giving you belt buckles and shit, it was like it became the hot item. 460 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,000 It was like, wow, man, you know, PBR is cool. 461 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:33,000 It suddenly PBR became a cool beer because of that. 462 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:38,000 And they were doing it on a shoestring budget and they're just doing grow marketing. 463 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,000 And I mean, they became fourth. 464 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,000 I don't think they are now, but they became fourth behind the big three. 465 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:50,000 And that would be Anna Azar Bush, Miller Coors and what was the other one? 466 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000 Well, anyhow, it was it was a distant fourth. 467 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:59,000 But as a distant fourth between the behind the big three, I think Miller and Coors were two different companies. 468 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:10,000 And so anyhow, OK, PBR now has a PBR teeny, a Paps Blue Ribbon teeny. 469 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:16,000 The the beer teeny from PBR is also known to many as a dirty PBR. 470 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:21,000 It is a Midwest classic combining cheap white beer and green olives. 471 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 It's not as gross as it sounds, they claim. 472 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:31,000 The brine from olives cuts the metallic taste of mass canned beers and adds flavor to lagers that are otherwise bland and watery. 473 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,000 Plus, it's nice to have a snack at the end of your drink. 474 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,000 So beer teenies go against everything Crabbeer stands for. 475 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:45,000 And seeing as Pittsburgh is still experiencing growth of hometown breweries, I guess Pittsburgh is doing this. 476 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:51,000 It's worth pointing out that this cocktail is not meant to cancel out the great brews being made locally. 477 00:39:51,000 --> 00:40:00,000 In fact, I would even recommend attempting to add olives to a Pilsner from East End Brewing Company or Kolsch from Grist House Craft. 478 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:05,000 They also qualify as light and they do just fine without garnishes. 479 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:10,000 This is a cut rate beer where the olives can make the big difference. 480 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:16,000 Based on Pittsburgh affinity for easy drinking, it seems like the dirty PBR would fit right in here. 481 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:21,000 But the time I've lived in Pittsburgh, you know what, who gives a fuck about Pittsburgh? 482 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:27,000 Okay, anyhow, if olives aren't your thing, you can substitute with pickles. 483 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 I think I like it with pickles better. 484 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:34,000 In the same way that pickle juice takes the burn off of a whiskey or a pickle back shot, 485 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:39,000 the brine of actual pickles work well with lighter, Czech style beers. 486 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:45,000 Both are fermented and put together the similar flavors play together nicely. 487 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:51,000 So anyhow, if you're still thinking that your tiniers are gross and shouldn't exist, I encourage you to drink one of these. 488 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,000 Okay, anyhow, yeah, who gives a shit about the rest of that stuff? 489 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,000 I'll tell you what, you buy me one, I'll try one. 490 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:05,000 Yeah. So anyhow, I think I'll just drink my PBR as is. What's wrong with that? 491 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Hey, I drink, yeah, PBR is good. I like PBR. 492 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Yeah, hell yeah. Classic American brew right there. 493 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:23,000 So, um, oh shit. 494 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000 Did he give your voice a rest for a minute? 495 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000 Yeah, go ahead. 496 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:36,000 Okay, and I'm, allegedly I'm getting this off USA Today. 497 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000 Okay. 498 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Subway has been sold for billions and one of the biggest fast food acquisitions ever. 499 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 Okay. 500 00:41:48,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Subway, a family owned business of nearly 60 years that has other sandwich shops in its portfolio, has been acquired by private equity firm, Rourke Capital. 501 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 I think that's correct. 502 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,000 The sandwich, this was a day ago. 503 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:16,000 The sandwich company announced in a press release Thursday, they had received an offer from Rourke. 504 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:23,000 The Wall Street Journal reported that Rourke offered 9.6 billion. 505 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,000 9.6 billion. 506 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Which was originally listed at 10 billion back in February. 507 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Wow. 508 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:48,000 Subway must meet cash flow milestones within two or more years after the deal is finalized to pay the entire 8.95 billion deal price. 509 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,000 According to routers. 510 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,000 The deal does not include the earn out. 511 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000 Okay. 512 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:05,000 According to CNN, the acquisition by Rourke is a significant event in the fast food industry. 513 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:29,000 The company boasts a 37 billion asset value and extensive food portfolio that invests in brands such as Arby's, Anteans, Buffalo Wild Wings, Caravelle, Sonic and many others. 514 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000 Okay. 515 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000 Wow. 516 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000 Wow. 517 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000 Yep. 518 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000 Did not see that one coming. 519 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000 No. 520 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 But it doesn't surprise me either. 521 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,000 I mean really. 522 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Well me either, me either. 523 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000 Okay. 524 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:49,000 If big companies taking things like this over. 525 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000 No it's true. 526 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:58,000 Yeah they'll take and incorporate everything and a lot of equity companies do this and then they'll take and flip them really quick for a big profit. 527 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000 Yeah. 528 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,000 You heard some of the companies they've already bought. 529 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,000 Arby's, Buffalo Wild Wings, Sonic. 530 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,000 Yeah. 531 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,000 Even though I know a few Sonics they need to work on. 532 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,000 Oh yeah but I mean. 533 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000 That's beside the point. 534 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000 But think about this man. 535 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,000 I mean these large firms what are they buying in America? 536 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000 Fast food joints. 537 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,000 That says a lot about our culture doesn't it? 538 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:31,000 Well what they do is they buy them but they leave the same people running them. 539 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Yeah you know and there's like. 540 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,000 You know they get they're just there to make the profit. 541 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000 Yes. 542 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:43,000 Exactly. 543 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Yep. 544 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000 Exactly. 545 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000 That's what it is. 546 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:51,000 And they do not look in to how the places are being ran. 547 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,000 No I know. 548 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:59,000 All right we'll be we'll be right back right after this. 549 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000 This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast. 550 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000 Two douchebags and a microphone. 551 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,000 People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast. 552 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000 One, smell. 553 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Go to the city market and start sniffing. 554 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,000 Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats, 555 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Tabasco sauce and old sock with dark fuzzy urine. 556 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:24,000 Two, look for the spot absent of patrons. 557 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:29,000 Three, the most telling sign is a crowd of patrons vomiting uncontrollably. 558 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:35,000 Four, just call us at 816-512-7717. 559 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:39,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 560 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,000 It's strange insults from an alien. 561 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,000 Real hilarity. 562 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:50,000 Hey, your chair produces a sound similar to a fart, but only once. 563 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000 Such that you cannot reproduce it and prove that it was just the chair. 564 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 Two douchebags and a microphone. 565 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,000 The audio equivalent to the meat sweats. 566 00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:06,000 Oh lord, that man just saw a puppy in half. 567 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,000 Hey there, don't worry, I have a clown nose. 568 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:17,000 Oh no, that drunk guy just hit my child. 569 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,000 It's okay, I have a clown nose. 570 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:25,000 Clown nose, just put one on and you can do anything. 571 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Want to run for office? Murder people in public? 572 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,000 Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs. 573 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,000 Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. 574 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:53,000 Grab one today and make magic happen. 575 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000 Microphone, I'm Mark. 576 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000 And I'm Rob. 577 00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:01,000 Alright, you know they determine the sickest day of the year? 578 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000 When most people call in sick? 579 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000 No, I did not. 580 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,000 It actually just happened, it's August 24th, it's the sickest day of the year. 581 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,000 Which surprises me. 582 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:15,000 When do you think it will be? In January or December or February or something? 583 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000 That was two days ago. 584 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,000 Yeah, two days ago. 585 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:24,000 Yeah, my mom's birthday was yesterday the 25th. 586 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:28,000 Oh wow, she's the day after the sickest day in America. 587 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:35,000 If you're not out sick today, this is written January, not January, August 24th. 588 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:40,000 If you're not out sick today, let me start over. 589 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,000 If you're out sick today, join the club. 590 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:55,000 According to a new study, August 24th is when the greatest number of employees around the US call in to work with some real, imagined or totally bogus ailment. 591 00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:12,000 Flamingo, which makes software to help companies track workers' paid time off, found that today edged out February 13th, which ranks second for the sickest day of the year. 592 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Which the company noted happens to be right around the time of the Super Bowl. 593 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,000 Oh. 594 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:31,000 Think about that. Sick leave also rose in April and December as employees perhaps succumbed to spring fever or actual fevers. 595 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:38,000 The findings are based on analysis of sick leave data from larger companies from over the past five years. 596 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 Other findings from the study. 597 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:45,000 Most common excuse for being out. Stomach problems, 54. 598 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:49,000 COVID including possible cases, 25 percent. 599 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:53,000 Stress, 9 percent. And injury, 6 percent. 600 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:57,000 So stomach problems, 54 percent. And you know what? 601 00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,000 That is what everybody goes to. If you want someone to leave you alone. 602 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:08,000 I got explosive diarrhea. Okay, man. All right. Do whatever you got to do. Just do it over there. Right? 603 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:14,000 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If someone has explosive diarrhea, you do not follow up on it. 604 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,000 You say, hey, just come back when you're feeling better. Okay? 605 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,000 Don't be in here shitting all over everybody and giving it to us. 606 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:28,000 So the calendar's top 10 days for workers taking sick leave according to Flamingo. 607 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:32,000 Number one is August 24th as we just mentioned. 608 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,000 Number two is February 13th which we just mentioned. 609 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:43,000 Number three, my birthday. October 25th is number three. 610 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000 Really? Yeah. All right. 611 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,000 I think people are just taking after me. 612 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,000 You share the same birthday as one of my cousins. 613 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000 Oh, okay. All right. Cool. 614 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,000 My cousin Tony down in Albuquerque. Okay. 615 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 October 25th. Oh, awesome. 616 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000 And I hope he tunes in. I hope he tunes in. 617 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:05,000 Happy birthday on October 25th, Mark. 618 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,000 Okay. Tony, right? Yeah, my cousin Tony. 619 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,000 All right. All right. All right. 620 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:24,000 We salute Tony. Let's see. December 15th, April 18th, February 2nd, January 24th. 621 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:29,000 What? All right. I was just saying I see that one, yeah. 622 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:33,000 January 24th. I see that one. Yeah. 623 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:42,000 June 26th, December 12th, and September 15th rounding out the top 10. 624 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:50,000 According to the Department of Labor, 79% of all the workers got at least some paid sick leave 625 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:55,000 with the figure rising into 86% for unionized employees. 626 00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:00,000 On average, employees in the private sector with one year of active service 627 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:07,000 get seven paid sick days and the same amount of leave as for people with 20 years under their belt. 628 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:16,000 So, okay then. I mean, all that's very believable, isn't it? 629 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:21,000 Yeah, it is. Cool. 630 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:25,000 All right. So, let's see here. 631 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:33,000 Let's see. Okay. 632 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:38,000 Oh, okay. There's a guy that beats himself with a sledgehammer in Havana. 633 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,000 Havana, Cuba. 634 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:44,000 Havana? I thought you said Urbana. 635 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 No, Havana, not Urbana. 636 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,000 I was going to say Urbana is just a few miles from here and I believe it. 637 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 I bet you it happens there, too. 638 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 Just kidding. Just kidding. 639 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 I bet it happens there, Rob. 640 00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:04,000 On a leafy boulevard in downtown Havana, a man has beaten himself with a sledgehammer on his wrist, elbows, and forearms, 641 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:13,000 drawing a crowd of passerbys who gathered to film the spectacle with their photos on their phones and video. 642 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:21,000 What shocks the crowd is not the apparent self-mutilation, but rather the fact that he appears to come away unscathed. 643 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:27,000 Cuban Iron Man, in parentheses, Lino Tomlinson. 644 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,000 I didn't know Tomlinson was a Cuban name. 645 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,000 Oh, well. 646 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:42,000 Says he once aspired to be the next Mike Tyson, trained to become a professional boxer by subjecting himself to millions of blows with a hammer 647 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:48,000 and eventually moving from the Caribbean island to fight in Mexico City. 648 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:58,000 I had 27 matches won by knockout, but I retired because in the last of them I fractured the skull of my opponent and he died instantly. 649 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:04,000 The stocky Tomlinson recalled in an interview with Routers in Havana, 650 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,000 I gave away all the money I made in my fights to his family. 651 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:17,000 He said, estimating the sum to be over $100,000, a huge amount of money for most residents of Cuba, I would never fight again. 652 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,000 So, wow. Okay. 653 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:32,000 So that freaked him out so bad that he quit fighting and he gave his own money to the person who died's family, which is cool of him. 654 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:37,000 So, but I still don't see why he's beating the hell out of himself. 655 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:43,000 Yeah, it is. 656 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:58,000 So let's see here. I've got a little list here. 657 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:02,000 You know what? Yeah, well, let's give the Assolympics a break. 658 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:07,000 It was a list of people just throw away once, one-offs, but let's go. 659 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:13,000 I thought we were going to give it like another week or so anyway to give us time to come up with more. 660 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000 Okay. 661 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:22,000 Because we're starting a new year, we've got to have a whole new batch and we just finished up with the last one. 662 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,000 Okay. 663 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,000 So yeah, let's give it to at least next week. 664 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,000 And also, you know. 665 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:32,000 Now, tomorrow night I will have my bass list. 666 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,000 Cool. 667 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:43,000 Well, we'll be anxiously awaiting that because I'd started my bass list, Rob. 668 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:47,000 And I got some crazy shit on there. 669 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:52,000 I think you may be disappointed in mine, but it's what I like. 670 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:57,000 No, no, no, no. I'm not going to be disappointed in it, Rob. 671 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:01,000 I will not be disappointed in it. You tell me what you think. 672 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,000 What you like. 673 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 We'll discuss it tomorrow. 674 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,000 Okay. Sounds great, dude. 675 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:15,000 Because honestly, I'm a little disappointed I went this way, but yeah, I kind of like the way I went this way, so. 676 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:18,000 Okay. 677 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:22,000 All right. I mean, look, I mean, on something like this, it's opinion. 678 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:27,000 You like whatever you like, so I'm not mad at you about your opinion. 679 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000 I know. I know. 680 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,000 Yeah. There's no way I could get mad at anyone over their opinion. 681 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 I mean, that's just the way you feel. 682 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:48,000 So, anyhow, I've got an article here about how Gen Zers are not using, they went back to the flip phones. 683 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,000 They're not. 684 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000 Oh, I've seen that. 685 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000 Yeah. 686 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 I've seen that. 687 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000 Interesting shit. 688 00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:01,000 You would think it would be all up on electronics in the latest, but actually they're taking a step back and going, 689 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,000 I don't know. 690 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:11,000 Earlier this year, it was reported that Gen Z and millennials, oh, millennials too, were putting down their smartphones and picking up flip phones instead. 691 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:25,000 By shutting out the algorithmic social feeds and never ending wall of videos and embracing the humble physical T9 keyboard digital detoxing was achieved. 692 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:42,000 What sprouted from a video on TikTok user Sammy K. advocating for the digital well-being of the younger generation has apparently tugged just enough heartstrings to uplift a once fading and undervalued phone market, according to analysts from Counterpoint Research. 693 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:52,000 The market of feature phones can best be described as retro handsets, think old school flip phones and slider phones by nature. 694 00:56:52,000 --> 00:57:05,000 The limited functionality means that feature phones are cheaper than the standard iPhone and Android device with prepaid options going for as low as $20 and unlocked options just scratching the $100 mark. 695 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:14,000 So I also, I have an article too, that Gen Zers are much better on their 401Ks than we are. 696 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:17,000 They're putting away a lot more money than we did when we were younger. 697 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,000 So that would coincide. 698 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:24,000 Yeah, but it's dying until like six years ago, dude. 699 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000 Oh wow. 700 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,000 So I know one of the things. 701 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:36,000 Gen Zers, as well they should be, are afraid that they're not going to see Social Security. 702 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:42,000 So they're making a big buffer for themselves and I would too if I was in their situation. 703 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:47,000 Hell, you and I may not see Social Security. 704 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:51,000 You know? 705 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:54,000 Yeah, I'm not even making a bet on it. 706 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,000 So the whole thing is, is I get it. 707 00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:03,000 Okay, they are being frugal. 708 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000 And I commend them. 709 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,000 Because all the generations before them. 710 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,000 That's smart. 711 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,000 Yeah. 712 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:22,000 From the boomers, from the end of the boomers, Gen X on, we were much worse spenders than the boomers 713 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000 or the greatest generation or anything like that. 714 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:33,000 You know, because you know, you had the stock market disaster, you know, you had that. 715 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,000 You've had wars. 716 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:40,000 You've had all these other things that they were worried about and not spending money 717 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000 because they didn't know if they were getting any. 718 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000 They were more worried about eating. 719 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:50,000 But then along came the 50s and they started advertising Suburb America. 720 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000 You want to be in the suburbs. 721 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000 You want this house. 722 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,000 You want this car. 723 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,000 You want the 2.1 kids. 724 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,000 Yeah. 725 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:03,000 They're not even thinking like us is what the deal is. 726 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000 You know? 727 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:09,000 They're thinking more survival where we're thinking, well, we want that house over there. 728 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000 And we want that car right there. 729 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000 And we want the 2.1 kids. 730 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:17,000 And we want them to go to this school district. 731 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000 They're like, you know what? 732 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000 Here's the deal. 733 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,000 We're going to try to survive first and then we'll worry about everything else. 734 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:28,000 So interesting. 735 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:33,000 And I've got an article, but I'll probably do it on the next podcast tomorrow. 736 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:42,000 And it's about how, like I said, Gen Z's are saving their money and putting more back in their 401Ks. 737 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:48,000 And they're actually held a lot more responsible at this point than from what I could see we were. 738 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000 So. 739 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000 I'm glad some of them are. 740 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,000 Yeah. 741 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000 You know, some that ain't. 742 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,000 Yeah, there's still a lot of them that aren't. 743 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,000 Just saying. 744 00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,000 Just saying. 745 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,000 Yeah. 746 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,000 Yeah, that's cool. 747 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:06,000 I mean, that's the ones I personally know. 748 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000 Once again, my opinion. 749 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000 That's cool. 750 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,000 You know what? 751 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,000 I mean, I love it. 752 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:17,000 You're pretty much trained now to say, in my opinion. 753 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:21,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to say that. 754 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,000 Yep. 755 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,000 Yep. 756 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,000 Let's see. 757 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,000 Anyhow. 758 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000 Well, Rob, do you have a final thought? 759 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:32,000 I'm going to go ahead and wrap this bitch up now and then we'll convene tomorrow for another one. 760 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:37,000 Well, yeah, let me. 761 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,000 I don't have a final thought. 762 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,000 I looked around. 763 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,000 I didn't see anything. 764 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,000 I do. 765 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,000 I have a final thought. 766 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,000 I just got. 767 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,000 Right here it is. 768 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:49,000 Okay, Rob. 769 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:54,000 Live today like it is your last day. 770 01:00:54,000 --> 01:01:01,000 Pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't. 771 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:04,000 Bravo. 772 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000 Couldn't agree more. 773 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000 Which more people felt like that. 774 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,000 Be prepared, people. 775 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,000 Be prepared. 776 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000 That's right. 777 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:16,000 Listen, here's what I think the rule of thumb is. 778 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,000 I think that there should be. 779 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,000 And then we can go ahead and end the podcast. 780 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:25,000 There should be a rule of... there should be a council of 20 people you know. 781 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,000 And you know really well. 782 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,000 Okay? 783 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,000 People you know the best. 784 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,000 Yeah. 785 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,000 And they all decide whether you can have kids or not. 786 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:35,000 And they decide what you can do in life and what you can't. 787 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,000 Right? 788 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,000 Is that fair? 789 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000 I totally agree. 790 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,000 Yeah. 791 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,000 Yeah. 792 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,000 Who would know better than your friends? 793 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,000 I thought that for years. 794 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,000 I thought that was my idea. 795 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,000 Yeah, I love it. 796 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,000 Yeah. 797 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,000 And you know they're like, you know what, Mark over there. 798 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,000 He's trying to have some children. 799 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,000 I was down to 15. 800 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,000 That way there was a tiebreaker. 801 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,000 Okay. 802 01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,000 It could be 15. 803 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,000 Whatever. 804 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,000 You have 15, it probably be best. 805 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,000 That way there is a tiebreaker. 806 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,000 You're right. 807 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,000 Yeah, you've got to have a tiebreaker. 808 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,000 You've got to be an even number. 809 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,000 Yeah, that's true. 810 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000 So anyhow. 811 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,000 Alright everybody, have a good night. 812 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:14,000 And we will see you on the next podcast. 813 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,000 Thanks for listening. 814 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,000 Take care. 815 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000 Good night everybody. 816 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,000 Bye. 817 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,000 Hey, where'd everybody go? 818 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:23,000 Where are the douche bags? 819 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:31,000 Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner. 820 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,000 Oh jeez. 821 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,000 Glad they're gone. 822 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,000 Let's just hope they don't come back. 823 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:41,000 Man, I'm so tired. 824 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:44,840 Ugh, I'm glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. 825 01:02:44,840 --> 01:03:10,760 Phew, man that smells.