1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:23,880 Live from the City Market, it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast. 2 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:30,760 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 3 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:40,200 So if I have a glass of ice water and the ice melts into the water, is my water then 4 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,240 watered down? 5 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:50,800 Hm, I may never know. 6 00:00:50,800 --> 00:01:03,440 More as useful as a pilot with balls. 7 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:23,280 As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum, Two Douchebags and a Microphone. 8 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,760 Hello everybody, this is Two Douchebags and Microphone. 9 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:26,760 I'm Mark. 10 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,760 And I'm Rob. 11 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:29,760 Alright. 12 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:37,120 Okay, so I have something interesting here. 13 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:45,200 This is Gen Zers and Boomers making fun of Millennials and what they posted online. 14 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,720 Now we've had Gen Z making fun of everybody, right? 15 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:54,680 They've been making fun of Millennials, Xers and Boomers and they've been having the hell 16 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:55,680 of a time. 17 00:01:55,680 --> 00:02:02,760 Well, I found a website that counteracts them and makes fun of them. 18 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:07,560 So some of these are pretty damn good and like the other ones, there's a certain amount 19 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,560 of truth in all of them. 20 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:10,560 Yeah. 21 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:11,560 So, okay, anyhow. 22 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:23,560 Well, at first when you said that they went back and joined with Boomers, it takes me 23 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:30,360 back to a conversation we had here a while back that each generation when they run out 24 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:36,560 of ideas, they fall back like 30 years. 25 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,560 That would take them back to about the Boomers. 26 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,560 Yes. 27 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,560 So yeah, yeah. 28 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:46,560 Well, it's natural and you and I know this. 29 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:52,560 Growing up, we were the opposite of our parents by nature. 30 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:53,560 Right? 31 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:56,560 Oh yeah, 100%. 32 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,560 100%. 33 00:02:58,560 --> 00:02:59,560 Yes. 34 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,560 So, and that's what happens. 35 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:09,240 It takes like a few generations for people to boomerang back to the three or one or two, 36 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:13,320 you know, the ones before them because you're naturally going to have all these disagreements 37 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:17,640 with your parents and see all this faults and what they did, all that stuff. 38 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:19,320 They see the faults in their parents. 39 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:26,040 So like, you know, it's really natural actually to be like this. 40 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:36,960 So anyhow, now the Xers, Xers and Boomers are all making fun of the Millennials. 41 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,600 So here it is. 42 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:43,480 Millennials live in apartments because they are minimalist. 43 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,640 They're not having kids because of lifestyle choice. 44 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,560 They love gig work because of flexibility. 45 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:57,480 No, they're just all broke. 46 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:04,080 So the way I took that was, is all excuses for not doing anything. 47 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,080 They're just broke. 48 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:09,280 They just don't want to do anything and that's what they're saying. 49 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:15,640 The reason Millennials love charcuterie boards and mimosas, because they grew up on Lunchables 50 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:25,280 and Sunny D. That one might be my favorite. 51 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:32,600 Xers grew up on Lunchables and Sunny D. Right? 52 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:33,600 That was great. 53 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:38,920 I mean, we were the generation that Lunchables and Sunny D was introduced to actually. 54 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:43,800 I remember when they came out in the mid eighties, everyone's like, Hey, hold the fucking horse. 55 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:44,800 Hold the whole whole man. 56 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,800 Look at this shit. 57 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,840 We found the holy grail of shit food. 58 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,000 Come on guys, come here. 59 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,720 Processed meat and sugary fucking orange juice. 60 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:54,720 Yeah. 61 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:58,640 What could be better for a young man or young woman? 62 00:04:58,640 --> 00:04:59,640 Yes. 63 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:00,640 Yep. 64 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:04,480 And the person that had Sunny D was envied. 65 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:09,040 Unless you were the person with Coke or Pepsi, then you're even more envied. 66 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:15,440 I was always the kid with the off brand soda, wrapping it in foil. 67 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,560 I was happy just to get Shasta. 68 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:19,560 Yeah. 69 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:20,560 Yeah. 70 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,560 Yeah. 71 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,560 And Shasta sucked. 72 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,800 No, no, no, no, no, hang on. 73 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:29,680 Shasta, the fruit flavors were good. 74 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:35,280 Their colas and root beers and lemon lime sucked, the regular type of sodas. 75 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,760 But their other stuff was pretty good. 76 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:41,040 But no man, if I got Shasta, I was fucking happy. 77 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,040 Yeah, me too. 78 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:45,040 What was the shit they used to sell? 79 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:49,920 Back in the day, we had this brand that was called Generic. 80 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:50,920 Yes. 81 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:54,040 And everything was black and white labeled. 82 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:58,160 So you got the Generic Cola and the Generic Root Beer and that? 83 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,160 Yeah. 84 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,160 Yeah. 85 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,160 Yes. 86 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,160 Yep. 87 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,480 And I was lucky to get that. 88 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,480 I got a Canfield's. 89 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,000 Remember that bullshit? 90 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Yeah. 91 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:13,080 And let's see, what was the other one? 92 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,080 Always Save? 93 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,080 Yeah. 94 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:18,800 Yeah, we drank quite a bit Always Save. 95 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:19,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 96 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,280 And then what was the other one? 97 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:25,520 Oh, the Generic Black and White that just said Cola or Root Beer. 98 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:26,520 Yep. 99 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:27,520 Yep. 100 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:31,160 There were some other ones that I'm forgetting, but all of them sucked. 101 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,160 And like I said, we got... 102 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:38,600 Yeah, there for a while, daddy even drank the Generic Beer. 103 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:42,000 My dad did not drink and neither did my mom, but if they did drink, it would have been 104 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,800 probably just beer. 105 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,800 But I remember a lot of people drinking the Generic Beer. 106 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:47,800 Yeah. 107 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:53,360 It was actually, it was kind of like in style there for a while to drink Generic Beer. 108 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:54,360 Yeah. 109 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:58,080 Yeah, pretty interesting stuff. 110 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,080 Ladies was a very... 111 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,080 That was back when Buckhorn was a big name. 112 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,080 Oh. 113 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,080 Oh my God. 114 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,080 Oh. 115 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,080 Buckhorn was horrible. 116 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,080 It was like paint thinner, only worse. 117 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,080 Yeah, but it was the Going Beer. 118 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,080 No, I know. 119 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,080 I know. 120 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,080 It was the Hot Oughta Stuff. 121 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,080 Fall Staff. 122 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,080 Oh. 123 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,080 Yes. 124 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,080 Yes. 125 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,080 Fall Staff would burn a hole through you. 126 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,080 Always a legend. 127 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,080 Always a legend. 128 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,080 Oh yeah. 129 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,080 We were getting Fall Staff up until they quit making it. 130 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:31,080 We're getting it, they were selling it in St. Louis and a friend of ours is going to 131 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:36,080 St. Louis like every other weekend for family. 132 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:40,840 And she was bringing it back to us. 133 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:46,880 And anyhow, so we were able to get Fall Staff after they quit selling it around Kansas City. 134 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:47,880 And it was horrible. 135 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:53,360 The only reason we drank it was for shock. 136 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,720 We had a bunch of it in my trunk. 137 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:59,360 And when we go down to Westport, we pop open the trunk, drink three or four of them, and 138 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,360 people come by and go, what the fuck? 139 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,000 They're like, yeah, Fall Staff, man, good shit. 140 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:07,000 And they'd be like, wah, and run off or laugh or whatever. 141 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:11,920 So anyhow, let's see, where was I? 142 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:14,920 Oh, Millennials. 143 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:20,040 I don't know how we got off track so bad, but oh well. 144 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,040 I love it actually. 145 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,600 We made you beer. 146 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,600 That was it? 147 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:24,600 Yep. 148 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,600 Yep. 149 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,600 Why do Millennials? 150 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,400 Oh, we started with soda. 151 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,240 And yeah, my family was the same way. 152 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:37,800 If we got soda pop, I was happy to get the fucking black and white beer that just said, 153 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:43,040 or not beer, but that said cola or Always Save or Shasta. 154 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,960 Shasta was like the premium stuff does. 155 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,600 And then Canfield's was like really fucking cheap. 156 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:57,000 There was a FINA station that had the Canfield cola stacked up like 30 high out in front. 157 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:01,760 And when we were getting gas, we grabbed like, we're on our way to the lake, and my dad would 158 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:04,360 grab like a thing of orange of it. 159 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,360 Canfield's orange. 160 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:09,360 It is like really cheap and like fucking throw it in the trunk and we drink it down at the 161 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:10,360 lake. 162 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,720 And I was just like, oh my God, man, we're rich. 163 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,720 We're drinking Canfield orange. 164 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:15,720 Yeah. 165 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:16,720 Yeah. 166 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:17,720 So anyhow. 167 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:23,120 Yeah, that dad always bought ours at Price Chopper before we went. 168 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:25,240 Yeah, and Price Chopper had their own. 169 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,440 No, no, no, no, no, no. 170 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:31,840 That was Safeway and Food Barn. 171 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:36,720 They had a Dr. Pepper knockoff called The Skipper. 172 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,480 I remember that. 173 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:40,480 It was horrible. 174 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,480 Oh man. 175 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:42,480 Yeah. 176 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,480 It was horrible. 177 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,480 But I drank it. 178 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:50,560 My brother, my brother Tom, the one that was the prison guard, actually worked at Food 179 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:53,120 Barn for a while while he was in school. 180 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:56,720 Oh, we probably stole from him. 181 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,360 I didn't. 182 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,880 This guy named Kirk did. 183 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,360 Kirk could walk in with no shirt. 184 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:05,680 This back when they didn't give a shit if you wore a shirt, you could just wear shorts. 185 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:06,680 Yeah. 186 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:11,400 They wore shorts and flip flops and he could take a fit to Jack Daniels and hide it in 187 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,120 his shorts and walk out. 188 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,200 You couldn't tell. 189 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:19,640 Yeah, he was masterful at that. 190 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,000 So anyhow, next one. 191 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:27,720 Why do millennials buy vintage furniture just to paint it hideous white and with pastels? 192 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,480 Why not revarnish the wood? 193 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,800 Okay. 194 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:37,240 I guess millennials do that. 195 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,960 I'd revarnish the wood. 196 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:39,960 I would too. 197 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:40,960 I wouldn't paint it white. 198 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:41,960 Yeah, I like wood. 199 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:48,280 White wood pastel sounds awful stupid to me. 200 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,200 Why do millennials use nouns in place of verbs? 201 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,440 I can't math today. 202 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,760 English in is rough today. 203 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:57,640 I agree with that. 204 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:58,640 I agree with that. 205 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:07,480 They make everything, they make everything a noun and put a verb action into it. 206 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:11,680 So yeah, it is kind of annoying when I go, English in is horrible. 207 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:18,200 It's like, why do you say doing English sucks? 208 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,160 Millennials like to say no worries when in fact there is worries. 209 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,840 And that's true. 210 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:27,680 No matter what, I mean, you can walk up and cut a guy's nuts off and feed it to him. 211 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,680 They go, oh, no worries. 212 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:31,680 Right? 213 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:32,680 Yeah. 214 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:39,920 You can come up and kick him in the asshole so hard it bleeds for a week and go, no worries. 215 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,040 It's like condition, like no resistance. 216 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:49,600 It's like no matter what happens, it's like, no worries. 217 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,960 So next one. 218 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,840 Do you think millennials love Sims so much because they get to simulate things they will 219 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:59,160 never have like owning and decorating a home? 220 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:03,880 Oh, that was a burn and a half, wasn't it? 221 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:04,880 Yeah. 222 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,480 A little bit of truth sprinkled into it. 223 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,280 Just a little. 224 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:18,000 Millennials are starting to sound like boomers getting angry at Gen Z for not liking side 225 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,800 parts and skinny jeans. 226 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:26,240 You're an adult, why do you care if a 15 year old thinks you're cool or not? 227 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,240 True? 228 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,240 Yeah. 229 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:35,040 Not like I give that much of a shit about what they think like that, but yeah, true. 230 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,040 Yeah. 231 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,040 Yeah. 232 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:41,840 I'm like you, I really care, but you know. 233 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:42,840 Yeah. 234 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:46,600 These are just some funny ones that were put online that I picked up and was like, you 235 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,600 know what? 236 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:53,120 This will be fun to read off to people and get a little vibe check if I do of the real 237 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:57,920 urban dictionary of what people think of the other generations. 238 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:05,680 So why do millennials send dozen, this is true, why do millennials send dozen of rapid 239 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:08,360 fire texts instead of just one paragraph? 240 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:11,440 I get off my plane ride to 60 texts. 241 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,440 Get off my lawn. 242 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,440 It's true. 243 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:18,440 They'll go, hey, I'm over here. 244 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:23,400 Yeah, you'll get texts as, hey, I'm over here. 245 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,600 Then another text. 246 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:29,060 Right next to the vending machine, another text. 247 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:32,700 I fell down and hurt myself, another text. 248 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:36,640 So I'm sitting down because my knee hurts, then another text. 249 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,080 Look for me at B2. 250 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:42,080 You know, and it's like, what the fuck? 251 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,080 Yeah. 252 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,080 All right. 253 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:51,920 Millennials love brunch so much because they can't afford breakfast or dinner. 254 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,920 Yeah. 255 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,920 Yeah. 256 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:05,520 And then the final one, millennials love uncovering hardwood floors as much as boomers love carpeting 257 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,080 over them. 258 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,080 True story. 259 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,080 Yep. 260 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,080 Yep. 261 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,280 And that's just going to go either way. 262 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,640 I am more of a hardwood floor guy. 263 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,840 I mean, anything I can restore, yeah. 264 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,120 Anything I can restore, I do. 265 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,120 So yeah. 266 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:31,240 I've yanked many a carpet out of homes and discovered many a beautiful hardwood floors. 267 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,240 Yeah. 268 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,240 Yep. 269 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,120 There's a lot of them in there. 270 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:39,720 You just got to, you got to get underneath there and take a look. 271 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:40,720 Yeah. 272 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,240 That's what a lot of people don't want to do. 273 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:50,200 So anyhow, how about if we come back, right back with some new deuce flavors? 274 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:55,480 Yeah, let's perk this bitch up a bit. 275 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:59,280 Be right back. 276 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:26,880 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 277 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:34,240 Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man. 278 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,200 You know what I could do if I was the garbage man? 279 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:41,600 I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning and 280 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:45,880 then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash 281 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,080 screaming stop, halt. 282 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,400 Yeah. 283 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,400 That's what I'd love to do. 284 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,400 Oh shit. 285 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:57,400 What's that over there? 286 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,400 Oh no. 287 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,400 It's the island of horrible jokes. 288 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:09,400 I put a wooden shoe in my toilet. 289 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:35,080 I guess it was clogged. 290 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,080 All right. 291 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:41,080 I'm going to put these in microphone on Mark. 292 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,080 All right. 293 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:46,600 As for mentioned, we have some new deuce flavors. 294 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,960 We had a Mr. X. 295 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,960 Well, some of them. 296 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:50,960 Well, yeah. 297 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:51,960 Yeah. 298 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,720 Well, we love the thought of it. 299 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:57,120 We may not love the actual product, but we love the thought of having new deuce flavors 300 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,160 on the program, right? 301 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,160 Yeah. 302 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,160 Okay. 303 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:07,600 Well, once again, for people that may not be up to speed on this, Mr. X is our informant 304 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:11,280 that he sends me an email that disappears in 10 minutes. 305 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,640 And it says new deuce flavors. 306 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:21,680 I was in Massengill's factory and these are the new deuce flavors that have failed. 307 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:25,200 Get this in 10 minutes before it disappears. 308 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,920 Download it and print it out. 309 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:31,120 It's gone in 10 minutes because I cannot be found out. 310 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:36,240 So I happened to catch it and on the ninth minute I downloaded it and printed it out. 311 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:41,040 And then as soon as it went through the printer, I looked back and the email was gone. 312 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:48,000 So Mr. X, we thank you for your hard work on this and all your hard work on this and 313 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:52,280 your dedication to always get us the new deuce flavors, right? 314 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,600 Thank you, Jeffy. 315 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,600 Yeah. 316 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:59,920 Jeffy, Mr. X, you're an awesome guy. 317 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:05,600 So without any further waiting, we offer you the new deuce flavors and this is from Massengill 318 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:11,280 factory and these are the ones that did not work, that they test marketed, had focus groups 319 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:14,240 on and it failed. 320 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:20,120 So you will not be seeing these in any CVS or Walgreens or whatever or Walmart or wherever 321 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,380 you go. 322 00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:23,680 So here we go. 323 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,760 I like this one. 324 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,560 I don't know why it failed. 325 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,560 Hibiscus. 326 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,320 What the hell is wrong with that? 327 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,640 I could go with a... 328 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,640 I like that. 329 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:38,640 I think a nice hibiscus flavor to a snatch would be fine. 330 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,240 Tell me what's wrong with that, Rob. 331 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,240 What the hell is wrong with that? 332 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:48,160 Well, I know what one smells like, but what does one taste like? 333 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,160 Ooh, maybe that's it. 334 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,160 Maybe it's bitter. 335 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:55,160 Maybe they had to taste test it. 336 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,160 All right. 337 00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:01,160 So deuce B66 at yahoo.com. 338 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:06,720 D-O-U-C-H-E-B at yahoo.com. 339 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:11,360 If you know what hibiscus tastes like, send us an email. 340 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,360 Let us know. 341 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,360 Yeah. 342 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,360 Yeah. 343 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,360 Because I have no idea. 344 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,360 I know it smells good. 345 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,360 Oh, wow. 346 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,360 I love the smell of hibiscus. 347 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,360 I do too. 348 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:24,320 And I think it would be perfect down there, don't you? 349 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:31,920 Not too overpowering, nice kind of flowery kind of fresh scent. 350 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,760 It's got to be the taste, I guess. 351 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:40,360 So anyhow, deuce B66 at yahoo.com. 352 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,400 Break us off an email. 353 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:45,680 Let us know how it tastes. 354 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:49,400 Number two, orange cream failed. 355 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,480 I think they made a big mistake. 356 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,760 Yeah, I do too. 357 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,840 Orange cream sounds fantastic, doesn't it? 358 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:57,840 Yes. 359 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:58,840 Yeah. 360 00:19:58,840 --> 00:19:59,840 It does. 361 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,840 Massengale, I think you need to bring this back on the table. 362 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,840 I really do. 363 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:06,840 I mean orange- 364 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:07,840 Oh, oh, oh. 365 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,840 One hold up. 366 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,840 Oh, what is it? 367 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:10,840 The citric acid. 368 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:11,840 Oh. 369 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,840 You think maybe it gives heartburn? 370 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:13,840 No. 371 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:14,840 It burns the hell out of them. 372 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:15,840 Oh. 373 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,840 The woman part of it. 374 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,840 Yeah. 375 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:18,840 Oh. 376 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:23,840 Okay. 377 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:28,840 All right. 378 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,360 Flavor-wise, I think any man would love it. 379 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,840 Yeah, flavor-wise sounds good. 380 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,840 Okay, it's the woman. 381 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:34,840 Oh, okay. 382 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:35,840 All right. 383 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,840 Okay, well I- 384 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,840 Yeah, you got to look at both sides of this. 385 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:39,840 Yeah, yeah. 386 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:43,760 Well, this next one I agree with 100%. 387 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:47,720 Rice pudding. 388 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,160 I mean I think that it would be too maggot-like. 389 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,160 Yeah, yeah. 390 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,160 Oh. 391 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 392 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,320 And besides that rice pudding isn't that good. 393 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:02,720 It's sticky and it's just like little pellets and it's white. 394 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,720 I was having bad enough thoughts until you said that. 395 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,720 Damn. 396 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:16,680 Look, rice pudding would insinuate a reminder of too many other things that you probably 397 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,440 wouldn't want your face down there during, right? 398 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,280 Yeah, my vote is that. 399 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,080 My vote is they're absolutely right. 400 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,960 Rice pudding failed and I'll bet you the citrus and orange cream. 401 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:33,480 The hibiscus is probably bitter would be my account of why it failed. 402 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,440 This next one I understand. 403 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,440 Jalapeno. 404 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,440 Yeah, I understand. 405 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:46,480 Yeah, you know, I mean even if the guy could stand jalapeno and they don't mind it, I think 406 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,720 they don't mind that type of hot that bad. 407 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,280 The woman. 408 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,720 Yeah, that pepper oil. 409 00:21:53,720 --> 00:22:02,520 Yeah, yeah, that pepper oil probably is not a very fun experience for the woman I'd say, 410 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,520 right? 411 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,520 Yeah, yeah. 412 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:06,520 Okay. 413 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,960 This next one's on the same line. 414 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,740 Ghost pepper. 415 00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:16,920 Ghost pepper or Carolina Reaper or anything like that probably would not work well. 416 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,480 That probably resulted in third degree burns, right? 417 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:21,480 Yeah. 418 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,480 Okay. 419 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:28,000 So, we get that and even if the guy does like heat, still you gotta think of the woman too, 420 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000 right? 421 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Yeah. 422 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 So, yeah. 423 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000 So, ghost pepper failed. 424 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000 This next one. 425 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000 I don't have dirt for the women in New York. 426 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000 Yes. 427 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,400 So, I understand why that failed. 428 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:46,560 So, this next one I get this too, but some people may protest because they like mushrooms. 429 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,560 Cream of mushroom. 430 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:53,960 Okay. 431 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:58,640 To me that's a no. 432 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:05,480 I would like it without the mushroom chunks. 433 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,480 I don't know though. 434 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:10,760 I don't know if I could like actually lap up on the cream down there. 435 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,760 I think it would be too weird. 436 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,000 You hear what I'm saying? 437 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000 You know? 438 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Yeah. 439 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:23,400 It would be a little awkward like, man, I don't know. 440 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,400 I don't know. 441 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,400 You know? 442 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,800 Well, it failed so we're not gonna see it anyhow. 443 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,920 This next one I totally get. 444 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,920 Tuna melt. 445 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,480 No. 446 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,480 Yeah. 447 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:43,240 Tuna with a badge is not good in any way, shape, or form. 448 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,240 Bad idea. 449 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,240 Yeah, jeez. 450 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,240 Yeah. 451 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,040 Should never be introduced. 452 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,520 Should never be working together. 453 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,760 Tuna melt is a horrible idea for a douche flavor. 454 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,840 Can we agree with that? 455 00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,920 100%. 456 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:00,920 Next one. 457 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,040 Salmon salad. 458 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,640 I think the same line as tuna is fish. 459 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,640 Yeah. 460 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,720 Doesn't really sound too appealing down there, right? 461 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:10,720 Yeah. 462 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:11,720 There's so many other flavors. 463 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,720 Why would you even go for salmon salad? 464 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:20,960 Yeah, because the point is you're trying to keep it small and tasting like fish. 465 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,960 Yes. 466 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:22,960 Yes. 467 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:23,960 Why would you add more fish? 468 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:24,960 Yes. 469 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:29,120 I think anything fish based probably failed and I think they need to move on and go to 470 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,120 something else. 471 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,120 Yeah. 472 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:35,760 Next one I wholeheartedly disagree with, except for maybe the Thousand Island dressing. 473 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,760 I kind of get that. 474 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,240 Reuben. 475 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:49,160 I think a Reuben sandwich sounds fucking fantastic down there. 476 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,160 Yeah. 477 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:54,600 I mean, she would have to fucking make you stop. 478 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:58,280 Be like, man, look, it's been 40 minutes. 479 00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,280 Okay. 480 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,480 I'm done. 481 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,480 Can we move on, please? 482 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,200 Can we go to something else? 483 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:08,520 Look, I love foreplay, but ever since you introduced this new Reuben douche, I can't 484 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,800 get you away from the fucking thing, Mark. 485 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:16,760 Can you please maybe just give your mouth a break here? 486 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:20,400 I'd be asking what the side dish is. 487 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,320 I would have like, I don't know, let's see, some fries. 488 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:28,200 I'd have like a plate of French fries with my Reuben right next to it and maybe a little 489 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,200 dinner salad. 490 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,200 Mac and cheese. 491 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,200 Oh, yeah. 492 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:39,160 Oh, a little mac and cheese side dish there, a little fries side dish with your Reuben. 493 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,680 You and I would probably both get in trouble. 494 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:41,680 We'd be like, all right, enough. 495 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,680 Enough. 496 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,680 Yeah, we would. 497 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:44,680 Yeah, we would. 498 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,120 Yeah, quit lapping up down there. 499 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,120 Come on, man. 500 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,120 It's enough. 501 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,120 It's enough. 502 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:55,240 This next one, I don't know, it depends on how you feel about this type of cereal. 503 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,240 Frosted mini-wheats. 504 00:25:56,240 --> 00:26:03,160 Not for me. 505 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:10,360 I think that the mini-wheats, they come apart and they kind of, and they're shreds. 506 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:14,960 I can see that going south real quick. 507 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:20,080 And the milk, the milk with the shreds of wheat like fucking flying. 508 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,080 Oh, man. 509 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,960 No, not for me. 510 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,560 Nope. 511 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,280 Next one, Eggo. 512 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,240 I like Eggo's. 513 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,960 I don't necessarily have a problem with them being in a douche. 514 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:40,960 I don't know what the issue is myself. 515 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,760 I love maple syrup. 516 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,800 Oh, now you're talking true maple syrup. 517 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,800 Yes. 518 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,240 Yeah, true maple syrup. 519 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,960 Yeah, yeah. 520 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:55,120 Man, now you're talking some good eating there, Rob. 521 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:58,960 Man, it's going to be a shame to see that one go. 522 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,440 Yes, yes, I agree. 523 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:05,720 Next one, strained peas. 524 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:06,720 I agree. 525 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,200 Yeah, I agree with that one. 526 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,800 That should not be in a douche flavor. 527 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,360 Nope. 528 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:20,560 This next one is on the Tesco Fest going on this weekend in Bentonville, Arkansas. 529 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:21,560 Braised testicles. 530 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:28,560 It depends on how you feel about the testes. 531 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:36,480 The one that I'm doing right now is deep fried. 532 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:40,960 I think braised, you can braise them in like really hot oil, right? 533 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,360 Yeah. 534 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,360 Would that be good to you? 535 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:48,360 I don't know, I'd have to try it. 536 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:52,720 Okay, well that one there could go either way. 537 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:57,560 We'll just go leave that one right there and just go ahead and take the focus group's decision, 538 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:58,560 right? 539 00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,560 They said no, so. 540 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,800 Oh, I know what killed that one. 541 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:04,800 What killed it? 542 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,800 The number of cattle. 543 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,800 Oh, yeah. 544 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,800 They would take their supplies. 545 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,800 You're right, you're right. 546 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:16,080 Yep, and they'd have to all be bulls. 547 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,080 PETA stepped up. 548 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,080 Oh, that's a good one. 549 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,080 Oh, that's it. 550 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,080 Yep, okay, that's what it was. 551 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,080 Okay, now we know. 552 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,600 Yeah, that would have been it. 553 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,080 Next one, blood pudding. 554 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:32,080 I think I agree with that 100%. 555 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,080 Yeah. 556 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:37,120 Blood pudding does not sound like a good douche flavor. 557 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:42,000 As a matter of fact, it sounds like a once a month deal. 558 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,400 Yeah, not a good deal. 559 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,600 No, no, no, no, no. 560 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,600 Not for me. 561 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,280 Next one, stewed okra. 562 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,680 It's not even fried. 563 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,400 Why didn't they fry it, for God's sake? 564 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,600 We're going to do okra, at least fry it. 565 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,600 Yeah. 566 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:58,600 Yeah. 567 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,520 Stewed okra, 100%, not a douche flavor. 568 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:06,480 Horrible idea. 569 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,760 Now this next one, I don't know. 570 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,800 You can do... 571 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:15,320 Now let me explain it to you after I say what it is, okay Rob? 572 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,320 Just hear me out on this. 573 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,320 Veggie soup. 574 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:24,840 You can do like little tricks with the words. 575 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:25,840 With the letters. 576 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,120 You can make words out of the letters and place them on her vagina and have a little 577 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,120 fun like that, right? 578 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,720 Yeah. 579 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,360 Yeah. 580 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,480 Yeah. 581 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,520 So I kind of like the idea of veggie soup. 582 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:42,400 You have a little fun like, oh hey, I just put Princess on your snatch. 583 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,400 Look at that. 584 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,000 Take a little snap, a little picture, send it to her. 585 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,120 Or star of the show, or yum yum, or delicious, or whatever. 586 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,120 Whatever you have the letters for. 587 00:29:54,120 --> 00:30:01,240 Oh yeah, you can leave a note for the next guy. 588 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:05,240 Oh, okay. 589 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,960 You've been a bachelor for a long time, I get it. 590 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,960 Still a while yet. 591 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,960 Still a while yet. 592 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,960 Yeah? 593 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,960 Me? 594 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,600 I'm not leaving a note for anybody. 595 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,200 There should not be anyone there. 596 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,200 Right, right. 597 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:22,200 How can you leave a note for yourself then? 598 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 599 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,200 Like be right back. 600 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,200 Yeah, yeah. 601 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,200 Look, I gotta get a drink. 602 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,200 By the way, look down there. 603 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,200 Be right back. 604 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,760 Ah, that idiot. 605 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,800 Next one I agree with 100%. 606 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:41,000 Flaming hot Cheetos. 607 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,600 Same reason, ghost pepper and all that. 608 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,400 I mean, probably very uncomfortable for the female. 609 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:49,200 So who does not like a good bag of flaming hot Cheetos, right? 610 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,800 Oh, yeah, any time. 611 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:55,200 Oh, they're fantastic. 612 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,600 So yeah, okay. 613 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,880 I guess the woman probably gets uncomfortable under that type of stress. 614 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:02,880 I get it. 615 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:07,280 And the next one I agree with 100% should not be a douche flavor not even thought about 616 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,600 as a douche flavor is eggplant. 617 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,520 Yeah. 618 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:19,880 Eggplant sounds like a horrible idea made up by someone that didn't have a clue what 619 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,040 a douche flavor should be. 620 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,040 So. 621 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:30,240 That's an emoji for a male part. 622 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,240 Come on. 623 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,240 Good point. 624 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:38,680 That's all I need to know right there. 625 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:49,400 All right, we're going to return here in a minute. 626 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,680 Invisible ass paddling, new douche flavors and horrible pranks. 627 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:58,760 What the fuck is wrong with these guys? 628 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:02,160 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 629 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,000 It's strange insults from an alien. 630 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 Real hilarious. 631 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:18,080 You have the personality of a soggy newspaper. 632 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:28,040 As pleasant as 50 grit sandpaper to your inner thighs. 633 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:32,640 Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream, hey, there's 634 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:55,600 no toilet paper in here. 635 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,480 All right, as promised, we return two douche bags and microphone. 636 00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,480 I'm Mark. 637 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,480 And I'm Rob. 638 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,480 All right. 639 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:06,880 You know, security guards at the Eiffel Tower got a big surprise the other day. 640 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,880 You know why? 641 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:18,160 I found a couple trashed sleeping in the Eiffel Tower. 642 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:22,280 Security guards making their rounds at the Eiffel Tower were surprised to find two American 643 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:27,040 tourists who apparently slept off the night of drinking inside the iconic French Land 644 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,360 Park. 645 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:35,440 Multiple news outlets reported the inebriated men were roused by the guards who discovered 646 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:40,440 the slumbering Americans before the Paris landmark opened to the public Monday morning. 647 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:44,560 According to reports, the men had apparently been so drunk that they became trapped in 648 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:50,360 a spot off limits to public between the tower's second and third levels and couldn't get out. 649 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:56,760 Multiple outlets reported the Eiffel Towers operator. 650 00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:05,320 Also known as Seth, told multiple media outlets that it informed the Paris Prosecutor's Office 651 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,280 of the incidents. 652 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,440 Seth indicated that they were not going to file any charges. 653 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:18,360 They just wanted the people to leave and to also bring awareness to people not to get 654 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:23,480 on the tower inebriated and especially so inebriated that they find themselves in a 655 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:30,040 part they shouldn't be in and can't get out. 656 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,160 So okay. 657 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:37,760 I'm almost betting that's not the first time that's happened. 658 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:43,800 I would bet that that's happened a lot but they have a chance to showcase it, right? 659 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:44,800 So they're going to do it. 660 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,160 They're going to make an example of these people. 661 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,960 No, they didn't send them to jail. 662 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:48,960 They could have done that. 663 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:49,960 They didn't send them to jail. 664 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:54,240 All they did was say, look Americans, don't do this shit. 665 00:34:54,240 --> 00:35:00,720 But I'll bet you if it happens again any time soon they will go to jail, whoever does it. 666 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:07,640 You know Australia has some really, really venomous spiders, right? 667 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,400 Yeah, they do. 668 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:15,080 They're extremely fast, extremely aggressive and they're deadly. 669 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,520 All of those not good to have in a trait, right? 670 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:23,760 Well, a supermarket in Australia, oh Austria, not Australia. 671 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,240 Australia does too but I don't know about Austria. 672 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:30,120 Australia has like four very venomous spiders. 673 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,720 One of them hangs out on the beaches and you got to watch where you put your feet. 674 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:34,960 But anyhow, this is Austria. 675 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:35,960 I'm sorry. 676 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:41,120 A supermarket in Austria had to be shut down after a spider whose bite is capable of causing 677 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:46,200 painful erections or even death was spotted. 678 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,880 This is a spider bite that gives you a four hour erection. 679 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,460 I'm not kidding you. 680 00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:55,400 The supermarket was closed on Tuesday after the store manager spotted the spider in a 681 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:59,840 banana box and immediately called the fire brigade to investigate. 682 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:04,440 Fox News reported, the tiny creature is not just highly venomous but the bite can cause 683 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:08,480 an erection that can last up to four hours according to reports. 684 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:17,880 So you get a four hour painful erection and then you die? 685 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:18,880 I know some people. 686 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:26,160 I'd like to send that spider too. 687 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:30,760 The spider was about four inches long and was black and red in color. 688 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:35,360 The manager said initially, the authorities thought it was a banana spider but it later 689 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,400 turned out to be a Brazilian wandering spider. 690 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:42,920 The Brazilian wandering spider is one of the deadliest bites in the world which can also 691 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:47,000 cause hypothermia, blurred vision and convulsions. 692 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,400 So this spider doesn't give you an erection. 693 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,400 It gives you everything else and kills you. 694 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,640 Their bites can cause extraordinary pain, increased pulse. 695 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,440 Oh no, this is it. 696 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,440 Penile erection. 697 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:03,360 It can last for four hours and death in some cases. 698 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:08,120 The spider was nowhere to be seen by the time the fire brigade arrived at the store. 699 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:14,200 As per local media reports, the RU retail group which owns the supermarket chains that 700 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:19,640 comprehensive cleaning and disinfection measures were underway before the outlet reopens next 701 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:20,640 week. 702 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:25,720 All measures for safety are carried out meticulously so the branch can be reopened, the retailer 703 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:27,480 added. 704 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:31,480 So, wow. 705 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,320 Wow. 706 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:37,680 Can you imagine that shit? 707 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:42,880 Four hour erection, hypothermia, convulsions and death. 708 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:43,880 Wow. 709 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:48,720 All of those you want nothing to do with. 710 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:52,960 Except for the four hour erection. 711 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:53,960 Yeah. 712 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,160 Well the four hour erection would be- 713 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,160 It's a good way to say it. 714 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 715 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,160 That's a good way to say it. 716 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,160 If it wasn't a painful erection it would be different. 717 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,160 It was just an erection. 718 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,160 You'd be like, cool. 719 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,160 All right. 720 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:08,360 And they're like, well Val, I mean, you got something going on for four hours or what? 721 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,360 What's going on here? 722 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:14,040 Can I circle this here since I got bit by this spider? 723 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,440 Can I circle these four hours for us? 724 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,440 So, anyhow. 725 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:23,400 Oh, you got a meeting? 726 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,400 Damn. 727 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,400 Shit. 728 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,400 Damn it. 729 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,320 I don't understand it. 730 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,640 Every time. 731 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:35,600 Every time I come up with a spider bite story she has a meeting. 732 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,600 That is so weird. 733 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,600 What a coincidence. 734 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,600 Okay. 735 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:46,400 You know that California has a shortage of self-driving cars now because they're all 736 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,400 being wrecked? 737 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,400 It's not- 738 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:52,480 Oh yeah, not surprising. 739 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,760 It's not surprising at all. 740 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,680 As a matter of fact, I expected it. 741 00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,920 But it goes a little bit further too. 742 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:07,600 Not only is it self-driving cars hitting other cars, but people are hitting them and leaving. 743 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:11,200 And they're starting to think that it's for fun. 744 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:15,640 Because these self-driving cars are flimsy and they're like taking packages and stuff. 745 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:19,680 I'm not sure exactly what they're doing. 746 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,480 But I mean, maybe they're taking people somewhere. 747 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,240 I don't know. 748 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:27,680 But they're starting to wonder if people aren't doing it on purpose, like nicking these self-driving 749 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:34,480 cars when no one's in it, or hitting them and then taking off as fun. 750 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:39,280 Because half of these wrecks are people that like t-bone them and shit and then take off. 751 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,280 They're hitting runs. 752 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:44,520 Because there's nobody in these cars. 753 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:50,040 So they hit them and they're like, no one's in there so I'm going. 754 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:56,360 So California authorities have asked General Motors to immediately take some of its cruise 755 00:39:56,360 --> 00:40:02,120 robo-taxis off the road after autonomous vehicles were involved in two collisions, including 756 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:06,000 one in an active fire truck last week in San Francisco. 757 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,280 California's Department of Motor Vehicles confirmed to CNN that they're investigating 758 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:16,240 recent concerning incidents involving cruise vehicles in San Francisco. 759 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:22,080 The DMV is in contact with cruise and law enforcement officials to determine the facts 760 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:26,320 and request a cruise to immediately reduce its active fleet of operating vehicles by 761 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:31,880 50% until investigations are complete and appropriate corrective actions to improve 762 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:36,040 road safety, the department said. 763 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:44,920 The reason they want 50% of them off is because it's becoming an epidemic in California. 764 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:54,160 And like I said, they're hitting cars and the self-driving vehicles are getting off 765 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,160 track. 766 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,960 They're hitting cars and people are hitting them and taking off. 767 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,680 So it's just like a big mess. 768 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:06,000 You'll have a self-driving vehicle in the middle of the road disabled on its side or 769 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,520 banged up or whatever and there's nothing it can do. 770 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,800 You see, it's just sitting there. 771 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:16,960 It's sitting there until someone calls it in and then appropriate authorities can get 772 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,820 there to do something with the car. 773 00:41:18,820 --> 00:41:24,520 So it's almost like a bunch of car litter just hanging out. 774 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:29,320 So yeah, it's really, I mean, I get it. 775 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,320 I mean, they don't want that shit there. 776 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,320 So. 777 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,320 I totally see that. 778 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,320 Yep. 779 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:44,320 Anyhow, let's see here. 780 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:48,440 A couple of other stories here we could probably get into. 781 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:52,440 Yeah, I got something for you real quick. 782 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,440 Okay. 783 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:59,920 This goes to the tan city Chris Jones negotiations. 784 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,920 Oh, okay. 785 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:10,840 Speaking to the media Wednesday, she said coach Andy Reed was asked about Chris Jones's 786 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:11,840 holdout. 787 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:18,560 His comments on the situation was very interesting. 788 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:25,480 We told her orders against the end that really made much communication a challenge. 789 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:33,280 There's been no communication whatsoever. 790 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,280 Happens happens. 791 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,600 The game goes off. 792 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:41,120 I read that statement too and I grew with them 100% and here's why. 793 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,120 Okay. 794 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:50,160 Everybody else on that team that's in the top 10, Mahomes number one, Kelsey number 795 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,800 five, Chris Jones number 10. 796 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:53,800 Yep. 797 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:58,120 Are taking reduced salaries because they want to win. 798 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:03,080 Then you have Chris Jones over there, not even at the end of his contract, screaming 799 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,560 he wants a huge contract. 800 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:06,560 Right. 801 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,800 To remind you somebody that's in Miami. 802 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,480 Yeah, it does. 803 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,480 Yeah. 804 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:20,880 So here's what I said earlier to a family member and I stick to this. 805 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:25,320 You can't win the Super Bowl every year. 806 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,360 As much as I would love the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl every year, how fucking boring 807 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,600 would that be anyhow? 808 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:32,600 Okay. 809 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:33,600 Right. 810 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:43,600 But I think right now, new receiving corps, not shelling out a lot of money on receivers, 811 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:49,240 not shelling a lot of money out on really any big names, I mean comparatively. 812 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:54,040 I mean yeah, it's a lot of money to us, but I mean like Kelsey is getting that contract 813 00:43:54,040 --> 00:44:01,720 that he deserves really according to other wide receivers or tight ends or whatever. 814 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,520 Mahomes definitely isn't getting the type of money he should. 815 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:05,520 Okay. 816 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:10,760 So maybe it's the perfect time because Chris Jones is talking about sitting out eight games 817 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:15,560 and eight games is all he can do to get credit for all year towards his debt. 818 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:21,360 So maybe that eight games is not a bad idea to judge how well the Chiefs can do without 819 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:22,360 him. 820 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:27,560 Maybe they think this year is a playoff year, but they don't think it's a Super Bowl year. 821 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:31,880 Maybe it's a good time to test the water and see how well you are without a player like 822 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:37,520 that that really has kind of been a malcontent every time his contract comes up in my opinion. 823 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:42,480 He did this last time too and I don't like it. 824 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:48,520 It's a me-me-eye-eye attitude on a we-we team. 825 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:53,040 So I don't like the idea of sitting out eight games without Chris Jones, but I think it 826 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:58,080 may be a necessary evil in this. 827 00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,080 Your thoughts? 828 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,080 Yeah. 829 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,080 Yeah, no. 830 00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:04,080 I totally agree with you. 831 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:13,080 As far as the fines go, he says he can afford it. 832 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,080 He's being cocky about it. 833 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,080 Exactly. 834 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,320 And all right, if he's worried that worried about money, then why is he taking the fine? 835 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:24,400 So like you said, it's looking like somebody else. 836 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,640 Yeah. 837 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,400 And that somebody else got a little cocky and demanded a trade and guess what? 838 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,400 He got one. 839 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,400 Yeah, he did. 840 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:39,120 So, I don't want to see Chris Jones gone just like I didn't want to see Tyreek Hill gone. 841 00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:43,280 But if it's best for the team, then it's best for the team. 842 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,280 So, I don't know. 843 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:50,360 That opens up a lot of salary cap right there. 844 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:51,360 Yes, it does. 845 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:52,360 Yes, it does. 846 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:57,920 And if I was to bet on anybody winning the game for us, it wouldn't be Chris Jones. 847 00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,520 It would be the people on the offensive. 848 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,760 Who won the Super Bowl for us? 849 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:05,960 Yep. 850 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,160 It wasn't Chris Jones. 851 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:15,320 It was Patrick Mahomes and a couple of relatively unknowns. 852 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:20,000 I mean really, if you want to get down to it, the big plays were Sky Moore, a rookie, 853 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:25,800 and Kaderius Tony, a guy that was like, what is he, one or two years deep? 854 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,520 He might be two years deep. 855 00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,160 I think it was his first year. 856 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:30,160 Okay. 857 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,920 He was full of injuries and could never get on the field. 858 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:41,520 And it was those plays and Patrick Mahomes' feet and brain power made it happen. 859 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:45,080 So I'm not afraid. 860 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,080 I'm not afraid. 861 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:49,200 I say, you know what, he wants to be like that, then let's see how it goes without him 862 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:50,200 for eight games. 863 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:56,920 And then, you know what, if you can trade him, if it goes well, you trade him. 864 00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:03,800 Do like I did to D. Ford, that we signed him and traded him the next day. 865 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,800 Do what? 866 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:10,280 There's one thing that Kansas City proves every year. 867 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:11,280 Yeah? 868 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,280 They have many weapons. 869 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:21,720 Well, it's the old thing is, is it actually the receivers or in this case is it the quarterback 870 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:26,640 that makes the receivers, not the receivers making the quarterback? 871 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:30,480 I think in our case, it's the quarterback making the receivers more than the receivers 872 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:31,480 making the quarterback. 873 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,160 Now, don't get me wrong. 874 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,040 Kaderius Tony has some awesome moves. 875 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:41,680 He can catch the ball and then run after very well. 876 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:45,880 Just as good as anyone I've ever seen, including Tyreek Hill. 877 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:49,440 He makes things happen with his legs. 878 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:54,880 But someone's got to get the ball to him. 879 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,880 And that's Mahomes. 880 00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:01,320 There's a lot of quarterbacks that could not get the ball to him. 881 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:05,120 They're not that fast on their feet or not that accurate or whatever. 882 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:10,640 But Mahomes is the perfect guy for someone like Kaderius Tony. 883 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:14,440 Because he's got a quick delivery, a snap, he's got touch on the ball, he's got accuracy, 884 00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:15,680 he's got all of it. 885 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:22,000 So Kaderius Tony can concentrate on catching the ball and figuring out a way to get an 886 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,760 end zone, which he's so very good at. 887 00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:30,280 So anyhow, I think we're both on the same page with that. 888 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,720 You know what, Chris Jones, keep being cocky. 889 00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:33,720 Let's see what happens. 890 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:38,960 You know what, you may not like the outcome. 891 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:43,840 So I mean, what did Tyreek Hill do last year while we were in the Super Bowl? 892 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:50,560 He was smacking a security guard on the head down at the wharf and getting thrown in jail. 893 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:56,360 So anyhow, do you have another story? 894 00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,360 No, not really. 895 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,560 Okay, I got one. 896 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:07,200 And then after that we'll wrap this up because you sound like you're running out of steam 897 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,200 there, Rob. 898 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:09,200 Yeah. 899 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,200 You're up off it early. 900 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,200 Okay, real quick. 901 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:15,160 A woman who fractured her left ankle, this is Boston Associated Press. 902 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:20,320 A woman who fractured her left ankle during a trip with her husband to the Italian food 903 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:26,240 emporium Eatery in Boston late last year is blaming her injury on a piece of ham. 904 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:32,480 Alice Cohen was headed to an area where food samples are distributed to customers on October 905 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:38,240 7th when she slipped on a piece of prosciutto and fell according to a lawsuit filed Friday 906 00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:41,800 at Suffolk County Superior Court in Boston. 907 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:46,880 Alice Cohen sustained bodily injuries, a loss of employment of life. 908 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,520 Oh, enjoyment, not employment. 909 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:54,640 A loss of enjoyment of life, I can't read for nothing tonight, I apologize everybody, 910 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:59,680 and suffering and incurred necessary medical expenses for medical care and attention to 911 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,440 law success. 912 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:06,640 Her medical expenses including a hospital visit and physical therapy have resulted in 913 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:11,640 more than $7,500 in bills according to the court papers. 914 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:18,200 Cohen and her husband, Ronald of Gifford, New Hampshire, were seeking a jury trial and 915 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,480 at least $50,000 in damages. 916 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:26,400 The lawsuit claims the eatery was negligent for not properly cleaning the floor. 917 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:32,600 The lawsuit also claims loss of consortism. 918 00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:38,760 The restaurant had a duty to ensure that the surface of the floors were free from unnecessary 919 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:45,160 dangers, a duty to use ordinary care to maintain the premises in a reasonably safe condition, 920 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:49,560 and a duty to warn of such dangerous conditions, the lawsuit says. 921 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:54,280 Eatery is a gourmet Italian restaurant and food market with eight locations in the U.S. 922 00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:55,840 and eight overseas. 923 00:50:55,840 --> 00:51:00,640 According to the company's website, prosciutto is a type of thinly sliced cured ham that 924 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,840 originated in Italy and I'm not a big fan of it. 925 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:04,840 Have you had prosciutto? 926 00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:05,840 No, I have not. 927 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:09,680 I'm not a real big fan of it. 928 00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,600 I don't see the appeal of it myself. 929 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:22,640 An email seeking comment was left on the, I guess it's called Italy's corporate headquarters. 930 00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:29,040 Voicemail seeking comment were left with the Coen's and their attorney with no avail from 931 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,680 either outlet answering any of them. 932 00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:39,080 So nobody's wanting to talk about this and I'll tell you what's going to happen is no 933 00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:43,240 corporation ever wants anything to go to a jury trial. 934 00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:45,920 So they're going to settle out of court. 935 00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:51,920 They don't want it happening because lawyers are too good at manipulating people and tugging 936 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:56,500 on their heartstrings and they know how to do that to a science. 937 00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:59,960 So what's going to happen is I guarantee you they're going to settle out of court because 938 00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:05,520 they don't want to go to a jury trial because if a jury trial gets all sentimental and you 939 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:10,240 know, this is my grandkid and I can't play with him anymore because my leg is fucked, 940 00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,840 then they're going to get all this money. 941 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:20,560 Yeah, all this money for, I don't know, deserving or not. 942 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,960 So anyhow, I've got a final thought. 943 00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:29,080 Do you have one too or not? 944 00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,280 I'm on to them right now. 945 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,080 Yeah, I got one. 946 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,080 Okay, do yours first. 947 00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,080 Okay. 948 00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:39,080 I'll get back to it. 949 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:42,080 What was it? 950 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:53,080 Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks, what the hell is wrong with 951 00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:54,080 you? 952 00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:59,080 I like that a lot. 953 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:03,080 Yeah, Jake went down to the store and bought 60 cantaloupes. 954 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,080 He ate 20 of them. 955 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:07,000 How many does he have left? 956 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,880 Why the fuck would Jake eat 20 cantaloupes, you dumb bitch? 957 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,480 Go to the office, Marky. 958 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,480 Why did he buy 60 of them? 959 00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,480 Yeah. 960 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,480 Where the fuck did he put them? 961 00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:16,480 Did he have 10 carts? 962 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,480 Get out of here, Marky. 963 00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:18,480 I thought he was the one throwing them out. 964 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:19,480 It caused off the bridge. 965 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,480 That son of a bitch. 966 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:21,480 You show me where he is. 967 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:22,480 Okay, my final thought. 968 00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:31,480 You think you're having a bad day? 969 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:36,480 When Cherry County, California was under a tropical storm warning when a 5.2 earthquake 970 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:42,960 hit, that's a bad day. 971 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:43,960 Yeah. 972 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:44,960 Yeah. 973 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:50,480 You're getting pummeled by a tropical storm and then you have a 5.2 earthquake. 974 00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:51,480 Yeah. 975 00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:56,520 I would look at God and go, you know what, whatever we did wrong, I'm sorry, can we move 976 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:57,520 on? 977 00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:58,520 Right? 978 00:53:58,520 --> 00:53:59,520 Yeah. 979 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:05,120 All right, pukes. 980 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,120 We be talking to you. 981 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,120 Bye. 982 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,120 Good night. 983 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,600 Have a good night. 984 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:14,720 Sleep tight and let the dreams come true. 985 00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:15,720 Was that Lawrence Welk? 986 00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:16,720 Nighty night. 987 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:19,720 I think possibly it was. 988 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:20,720 Okay. 989 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:29,440 Then the other one was, we're so glad to have this time together just to sing a song 990 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,440 or two. 991 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:34,360 So, shit, you know what? 992 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:35,920 I'm going to memorize that whole thing. 993 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,960 I'm going to memorize Lawrence Welk one. 994 00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:42,160 At every sign off, I'm going to sing each one of them just to piss everybody off. 995 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,160 There you go. 996 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,160 There you go. 997 00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,160 All right, pukes. 998 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:46,160 Thanks for listening. 999 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,240 Love you guys for real. 1000 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,240 Talk to you soon. 1001 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:51,240 Bye. 1002 00:54:51,240 --> 00:55:07,520 Hey, where did they go? 1003 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,520 Where are the douchebags? 1004 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:13,520 Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner. 1005 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:14,520 Oh jeez. 1006 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:15,520 Glad they're gone. 1007 00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,520 Let's just hope they don't come back. 1008 00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,520 Man, that smells. 1009 00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:21,520 Man, that smells. 1010 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:50,520 Man, that smells.