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Live from the city market, it is 2 Douchebags and Microphone Podcast.

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Now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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So let me see.

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Let's say I was offended by people being offended.

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Then would people being offended all the time would have to not be offended around me because

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I was offended by them being offended?

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I may never know.

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I'm not offended.

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Please enjoy Brick Shit House Energy Drink responsibly.

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It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.

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Alright, two Douchebags and a Microphone.

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I am Mark and I am Rob.

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Alright, well let's get this thing to go in here.

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Alright, well.

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Okay, first off, I want to apologize to everybody.

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I am working on a schedule change this week.

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Okay.

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Normally I work 730 AM to 4 PM.

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Due to this beautiful Midwest heat wave we have going, our company changed our hours.

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I'm now working 530 to 2.

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So my alarm is going off at 3 AM this week.

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Okay, okay.

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Alright, well.

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Alright, and here we are at 8.

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So yeah, I'm going to do the best I can when the night dies.

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Alright, that's cool.

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As long as I can.

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Alright, well let's see.

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I have a Dear Douchebags letter.

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You want to go into that?

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Awesome.

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Okay.

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Alright.

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Well hang on a second so I can insert our promo.

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So, we'll be right back.

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Dear Abby, not quite.

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You have questions, we have answers.

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They're not very good answers, but we have them.

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Before mentioned and promised, we have a Dear Douchebags.

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The new email seems to be working pretty good.

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We're getting some Dear Douchebag letters through there.

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We're getting other correspondence.

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People saying, hey, I like this.

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I wish you'd do this, more of this, more of that.

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And we're appreciating all the suggestions.

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And thank you.

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We're taking the suggestions well.

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Because anything you can give us that you think you would like to hear,

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we're going to try to provide for you.

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Unless it takes talent.

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We greatly appreciate it.

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Yeah, if it takes talent, well, you know, you're shit out of luck.

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But if we can somehow manage it, we'll do it.

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So, anyhow.

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Alright, here we go.

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Dear Douchebags, we have a confirmed ass eater on the block.

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Now, we don't care and try not to judge, but his breath smells like ass

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and he is a close talker.

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We all try to avoid him as much as possible,

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but he always seems to find a way to corner you

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and to melt your nostril hairs down to zero.

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Signed, Disgusting Smell and Avondale.

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Yeah, these guys.

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They come up with the best damn names, I swear.

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Well, Disgusting Smell and Avondale, thank you.

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Thank you for your letter.

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We have a few suggestions.

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We hope they help.

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I don't know if anything we say helps.

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As a matter of fact, like me and Topher used to say.

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And I spent some time with Topher today.

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We had a really good chat over coffee and he's doing well.

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Anyhow, don't take our advice on anything.

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If anything at all, whatever we say,

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steer clear from it and go,

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do not just the opposite, but the polar opposite of what we say

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and you'll probably be okay.

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I've heard you repeat that many, many times.

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Yes, yes.

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But without any further ado, people still ask for our help.

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So here you go.

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Dear Smell, first off, you must respect the ass eater.

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Anyone who can tongue punch a turd slicer

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has to be hailed as a trooper.

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Right?

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Anyone who can jab that tongue in that fucking squash spider,

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they can fucking stick their fucking mouth up to that mud button,

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they are a trooper.

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And you are to be saluted from us.

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It doesn't mean we're going to go out and fucking tongue punch

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a fucking turd slicer,

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but it does mean that we respect you for being able to do it.

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So, alright.

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A beacon of strength to be able to sift through the sewage

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in the name of love is a real badass.

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But one can only take so much ass smell,

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and you have to leave quickly.

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So, first off, you can convince said ass eater to drink mojitos.

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Every time he comes around,

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be sure to fill his with extra peppermint.

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The ass may still be on his face and mouth,

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but you couldn't tell because of the fresh smell of the peppermint.

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That's a pretty good idea.

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And also you can sit there and get trashed.

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Maybe he'll loosen up and tell you about said ass eating.

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Maybe he'll go, you know, man, I started doing it at a young age,

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I never thought anything about it,

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or you know, it's the only thing my girlfriend likes or whatever.

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Maybe he could give you a little tutorial about ass eating.

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Not that you're going to do it,

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but maybe let you know what the whole thing is,

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what the big deal is, right?

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Well, if you drink enough, why don't you not try?

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True, true, you never, one never knows.

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You never know.

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You never know.

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Have a couple of mojitos and see.

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Have a couple of mojitos and have your girl back her ass up to you or guide,

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depending on whether you're a guy or a girl or which way you swing,

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you know, whatever, that's fine.

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Have them back their ass up to you.

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Take a sniff and see if you can stand that, right?

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If you can stand a sniff, maybe go in for the, you know,

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for the old fucking lick there.

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Maybe go in there and just try one lick and see how that does.

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See if it doesn't resonate too bad on your tongue.

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If not, get to kissing, right?

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There you go.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Hey, we're not here to judge.

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We're here to help.

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Secondly, offer him a tongue depressor

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and bet him he can't scrape his tongue faster than you.

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Because that's where all the smell comes from is the film on your tongue.

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So, yeah, if you can convince him to do that, you know,

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and without any like really, you know, you know, I mean,

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the whole thing is there's not a whole lot of really good answers to this.

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So, you know, if these answers are good but not great, you know, so.

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I really cannot think of much to add to that myself.

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Yeah.

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Third, but here at Two Deuce Bags and Microphone,

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we will take on any tough question.

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We don't care.

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We're true journalists.

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We are true journalists.

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We go after the hard question with a stiff fist, right?

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Yes, we do.

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Yes, because that's what we do here, tough journalism.

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Okay, anyhow, third suggestion is,

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gently remind him that methane is a toxic gas

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and he is putting everyone's life in danger when he opens his mouth.

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True, right?

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Yeah.

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Methane is a deadly gas.

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It's toxic and it can explode or it can kill you, you know, by smelling.

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Yeah, so, you know, yeah, you know, I mean, if he has,

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if he cares for you at all, you know, then he'll take his,

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he'll take his fucking whole horse show outside, right?

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Or four, call Mr. Creepy and ask him.

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He has plenty of experience face down in assholes.

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And if you don't know who Creepy is, you're a newer fan

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and you need to listen to old shows and catch up.

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Good luck.

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Well, he has not been around for a while.

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Oh, I know. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

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Yeah.

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Come on. No, no, no. Hey, no, get out of here.

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You motherfuckers, I don't eat ass. I have my ass eaten.

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You guys are pieces of shit.

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I didn't like Topher and I don't like you either, Rob,

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and I definitely don't like that Mark motherfucker.

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You both suck and I'm going to come back

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and I'm going to blow your fucking house up, bitches.

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Oh, he just left. Fuck, I hope he doesn't blow our house up.

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Rob, what are you doing?

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I know.

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Well, Mr. Creepy has finally spoken to you.

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Why are you even recording me?

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Oh, shit.

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Well, Mr. Creepy finally broke his silence

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enough to threaten to blow up our house.

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Wow. Yeah, baby steps, right?

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Wow. Well, I mean, I guess we did kind of provoke him

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with the ass eater thing.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, there you have it. He says he doesn't eat ass.

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His ass gets eaten.

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So...

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He ate the zone.

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Yeah, whatever. All right, Creepy.

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You know, you may hate us, but we like you.

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Oh, I know what he's going to...

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He's over there holding a Q sign up.

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It says, two fuck nuts and a recorder are better.

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We love two fuck nuts and a recorder.

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We have no problems with that.

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Oh, we do?

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Yeah. They have a problem with us.

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We constantly ask them to come on the show

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and people always tell them that we're bagging on them,

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but we have nothing but love for two fuck nuts and a recorder,

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and they believe everybody lying to them

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saying that we're saying bad shit about them.

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So I don't know what to do.

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I mean, two fuck nuts and a recorder,

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this is my peace offering,

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even though we've never been at war with you.

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Come on over. Do a podcast with us.

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I think if we teamed up for a segment,

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I think it would be a good time by everybody.

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I really do.

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I do too. I do too.

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And I know the rumors are true,

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but let me put it like this.

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I don't care.

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I love you people no matter what.

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You too.

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Even if the rumors are true, I don't care.

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It's fine with me.

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Do whatever you want.

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So anyhow, I've got something here that is interesting.

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It is not the new contemporary urban dictionary

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of Mid-America and surrounding areas

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or whatever the fuck that was.

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This is actual new words from the actual urban dictionary,

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not the other one that keeps waving its little fist in the air

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saying that they are the new ones.

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This is the urban dictionary that says no,

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they are the end all be all, a new street slang,

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and nobody else is.

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So do you want to hear some of them?

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Yeah, I'd love to.

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Okay.

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The first one is it's giving.

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That's what the expression is.

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Like someone asks you something and you just respond,

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it's giving.

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And here's what it means.

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You should describe the way something looks.

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Example, what do you think of this slip dress?

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It's a 90s pop star.

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It's giving.

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A 90s pop star is what you would answer.

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It's giving.

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Next one.

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Yeah, I know.

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Some of these are lame, some of them are pretty cool,

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but these are the actual new terms that they introduced

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in the last year and a half.

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Next one.

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I've heard of this because I've seen this before on the NFL Network.

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They're talking about new clothing and they call the details in the drip

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and all that.

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So drip.

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This is an adjective typically used to describe an outfit

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that is extremely fashionable or stylish.

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So it's like, hey, man, nice drip.

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That means they like what you're wearing, right?

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00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:43,280
So like in your super tight Wranglers that you wear around town, Rob,

260
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:47,280
that would be your drip.

261
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,280
Right?

262
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,280
Yep.

263
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,280
All right.

264
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,280
There you go.

265
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,280
All right.

266
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,280
Yes.

267
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:58,280
Yay, A-A-A-A-S.

268
00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,280
As in yes, yes.

269
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:05,280
Another way of saying yes, but with a huge enthusiasm.

270
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:12,280
And by the way, I still wear Jord-ass jeans.

271
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:15,280
I wear whatever's cheap and it's...

272
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,280
And I wear Sergio Valente too.

273
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:21,280
Jord-ass and Sergio Valente.

274
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:29,280
Look it up if you're younger.

275
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,280
The Wrangler?

276
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,280
I want to know what store you bought them at.

277
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:42,280
The W makes my ass look oblong on Wranglers, so I can't wear them.

278
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,280
Okay, the next one.

279
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:48,280
Period T is spelled with a period with a T at the end of it,

280
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,280
but the T is silent, so it's pronounced period.

281
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,280
So the only reason you know that they're saying it like this

282
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:57,280
is you read it and it has a T on the end of it.

283
00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:01,280
So it's period T, but the T is silent, so it's just period.

284
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:08,280
So it is used in the end of a statement and done with the conversation.

285
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:12,280
Like, so hey, did you get your money back from Willie?

286
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,280
Period.

287
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,280
Don't want to talk about it.

288
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,280
Done with it.

289
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:21,280
Like maybe Willie didn't give his money back and he's pissed, right?

290
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,280
Okay.

291
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:30,280
But the period is with a T, but the T is silent, which I think is ridiculous.

292
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:36,280
I mean, why don't you just, why do you have to put a T on the end of it

293
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,280
if it's silent, you know?

294
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:41,280
People know what period is, and I think just saying period,

295
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,280
people would know that, okay, end of it.

296
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,280
Period means the end of a sentence, right?

297
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:50,280
So I get that, but I think the T is ridiculous, but oh well.

298
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,280
Next one.

299
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:57,280
Spill the T.

300
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,280
Oh, let's make a game out of this.

301
00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,280
We're doing it wrong.

302
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:06,280
What do you think spill the T means, Rob?

303
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:11,280
It means I'd be pissed.

304
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,280
Yeah, because you love your T.

305
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,280
Catching up on the latest gossip.

306
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:19,280
You know, I just got up to go get me another glass.

307
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,280
Oh, hell yeah.

308
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,280
Catching up on the latest gossip used in a sentence.

309
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,280
Heard you went out on a date last night.

310
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,280
Spill the T.

311
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,280
So your Lipton's fine, dude.

312
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:34,280
Or Louisiana, what kind do you drink?

313
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,280
I usually Lipton.

314
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,280
Okay.

315
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,280
Your Lipton's fine.

316
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:43,280
So they're talking about a different type of T.

317
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,280
Alrighty.

318
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,280
Extra.

319
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:48,280
Got any idea what extra means?

320
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:52,280
The new way of saying it?

321
00:15:52,280 --> 00:16:00,280
Honestly, that could be anything.

322
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,280
I'd say like a third wheel.

323
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,280
That's a great guess, dude.

324
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,280
That's a great guess.

325
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,280
You know, a wheel on a date.

326
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:13,280
That's a great guess, and when you hear this you'll see why.

327
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,280
When something is over the top and overly dramatic,

328
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,280
or they're just simply overdressed for the occasion,

329
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:22,280
using a sentence, stop being so extra.

330
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,280
It's not that big of a deal.

331
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:28,280
So I know it means something completely different,

332
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,280
but do you see where they're kind of going with how they're saying this?

333
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.

334
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:37,280
Yeah, I think that if that type of extra was introduced first,

335
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:41,280
that extra would mean what you said, a third wheel.

336
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,280
Yeah.

337
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,280
Yeah.

338
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,280
Well, that's what it used to mean in fucking order.

339
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,280
Yeah, it did, yeah.

340
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,280
It's like, yeah, so how did everything go last night?

341
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,280
Uh, extra.

342
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,280
Extra what?

343
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,280
Extra person?

344
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,280
Oh, so it didn't go?

345
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,280
No.

346
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,280
She got freaked out and left.

347
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:03,280
Oh, sorry.

348
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,280
So, okay, yeah, you're right.

349
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:08,280
Yeah, so, all right, next one.

350
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,280
Shook or shooketh.

351
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:16,280
It's spelled S-H-O-O-K or S-H-O-O-K-E-T-H.

352
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,280
Shook or shooketh.

353
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,280
Any idea?

354
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,280
I don't know.

355
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,280
I guess it would be shooketh.

356
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:27,280
Not eth, shooketh.

357
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,280
Okay.

358
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,280
I do not know.

359
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,280
It means I am in shock.

360
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:36,280
Used as in, Ryan Reynolds, just like my photo on Instagram,

361
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:41,280
I am shooketh.

362
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:44,280
That's about ridiculous, isn't it?

363
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,280
All right.

364
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,280
Oh, well, you know what?

365
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:50,280
It's not our terms and we don't use them, so whatever.

366
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:53,280
Any comment, please?

367
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,280
Next one.

368
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,280
Sliving.

369
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,280
It's like living with an S in front of it.

370
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:02,280
Any idea?

371
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,280
No.

372
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:08,280
It was created by Paris Hilton, which means it's brilliant.

373
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,280
Not really.

374
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:14,280
This term means live your best life.

375
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,280
Two saying was put together, slay and living.

376
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,280
How to use.

377
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,280
Watch me sliving it up in college.

378
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:26,280
That would be my peak.

379
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:30,280
You want to boo it or me?

380
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,280
Boo.

381
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,280
How about we both?

382
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,280
Yeah, boo.

383
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,280
Three, two, one, boo.

384
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,280
All right.

385
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,280
Next one, simp.

386
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:41,280
S-I-M-P.

387
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:45,280
Any idea?

388
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,280
No.

389
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,280
Okay.

390
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:52,280
It means when someone does way too much for someone else,

391
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,280
how to use it.

392
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,280
Look at him.

393
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:58,280
He is totally simping over here.

394
00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,280
And I kind of like that term.

395
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,280
I think it's pretty cool sounding, isn't it?

396
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,280
And it's a way to get it.

397
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,280
Yeah, that's pretty good.

398
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,280
I get that.

399
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,280
And it gets a point across too.

400
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,280
So how's Jeffy doing over there?

401
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,280
Oh, man.

402
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,280
He's simping over whoever.

403
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,280
He's simping over Angela or whatever.

404
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:20,280
And I like that term because that actually really describes something.

405
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:25,280
And it's actually a slang word that you can use without giving it away to everybody.

406
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:28,280
It's like, man, dude, he's like following her around like a puppy.

407
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,280
Without saying all that, you can go, he's simping.

408
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,280
And you go, oh, boy, we lost him, huh?

409
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,280
At least for the time being, we lost him.

410
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,280
I think I'm going to start using that.

411
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,280
I think I will too, man.

412
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,280
Yeah, I actually like that word.

413
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,280
I think that's cool.

414
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,280
Yeah?

415
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:50,280
Next one, thank you next.

416
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,280
It's thank you with a comma and then next.

417
00:19:53,280 --> 00:20:02,280
I think you'll get this one.

418
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:06,280
I'm saying thank you, I'm the next person.

419
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:09,280
Yeah, you got it exactly.

420
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,280
Okay, thank you next.

421
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:14,280
Turn for something that was useful but now has passed.

422
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,280
The relationship was fun, but it ran its course.

423
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,280
Thank you next.

424
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,280
Perfect, Rob.

425
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,280
Rob, you were cooler than me.

426
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,280
You got one.

427
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:28,280
I didn't get any of them.

428
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,280
But I'm just glad I'm not simping, aren't you?

429
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,280
Yeah, no doubt.

430
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,280
If you're simping, you're fucking bumming.

431
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,280
Yeah, so we're not simping.

432
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,280
Yeah, you are.

433
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,280
So we got that going for us.

434
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,280
We're not simping.

435
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,280
So, all right.

436
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,280
Hey, Rob.

437
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,280
Yeah?

438
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,280
You want some bad product ideas?

439
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,280
I love those.

440
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,280
Yeah, all right then.

441
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,280
Okay.

442
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:54,280
All right.

443
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,280
Bad product ideas.

444
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,280
Do I have a...

445
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,280
I'm trying to figure out if I need to pause or not.

446
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,280
I don't think I have a promo for bad product ideas.

447
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,280
Oh, well, you know what?

448
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:07,280
If I do, you'll hear a slicing in here that won't make sense

449
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,280
and I'll put it in there because I'm not pausing.

450
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,280
All right.

451
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,280
Let me explain something here real quick.

452
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,280
Okay, this audio equipment that we use,

453
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:23,280
Audio Tonic, it runs in real time.

454
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:29,280
So the pauses give me a place, a marker,

455
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,280
for me to insert promos in our stupid little like Satan

456
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,280
telling you you burn souls listening to us

457
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,280
and island of horrible jokes.

458
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,280
Oh, what's the new one?

459
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:43,280
Brick Shit House energy drink?

460
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,280
Yeah.

461
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:48,280
By the way, I've been meaning to tell you

462
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:51,280
I'm loving some of them new promos.

463
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,280
Good, good.

464
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:56,280
Yeah, I thought Brick Shit House, I'm going to improve it.

465
00:21:56,280 --> 00:22:00,280
I mean, look, I mean, there's no budget here

466
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,280
and it's cheap equipment.

467
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,280
We're doing what we can to...

468
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,280
And I think our stuff is funny and I've had enough people

469
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,280
that I know know what they're talking about

470
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,280
that do like it, so I think we're doing something right

471
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,280
and our numbers would indicate it too.

472
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,280
Now, if you are...

473
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,280
I'm even liking the music part too.

474
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,280
Yeah, I need to re-record that stuff though

475
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:25,280
because the main mic at the time wasn't working properly,

476
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,280
the good mic, so I had to use a backup mic

477
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,280
and I can hear it every time I insert it.

478
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,280
And even when I compress the whole audio file

479
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,280
and try to get some continuity on all of it,

480
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:40,280
it still doesn't sound like it belongs with the rest of it.

481
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:43,280
So, and that's some of the other stuff I'm working on too,

482
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,280
is I'm working with someone that knows what they're talking about

483
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:50,280
on levels and trying to make the levels not so unpredictable,

484
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,280
like you'll get a couple of promos in there

485
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,280
and then they'll go back to us and we're lower or vice versa.

486
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,280
I'm trying to get this just right.

487
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,280
I'm no longer doing an omnidirectional mic,

488
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,280
I'm doing it two-way.

489
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,280
I got you on one side and me on the other.

490
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,280
So, I'm going to see how that works on levels

491
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,280
and there's other things that...

492
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,280
I've been scouring the internet and talking to people

493
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,280
and I have a good friend that knows a lot about this

494
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:18,280
and we're still perfecting, trying to perfect this thing, you know.

495
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:23,280
So, anyhow, it's not a finished product yet, not even close,

496
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:27,280
but by the time we get done, every promo you hear

497
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:31,280
is not going to be like one of ten, it's going to be one of fifty,

498
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:35,280
one of a hundred, one of two hundred as we go to our base.

499
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,280
And as I learn more stuff and as Rob learns more stuff,

500
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,280
I just got some remote equipment the other day

501
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,280
that I'm going to start using.

502
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,280
And if nothing else, I'm going to bring my Bluetooth down

503
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,280
to the city market and then Rob is going to have a chat right there

504
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,280
if anyone wants to join in, they can.

505
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,280
How's that sound?

506
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,280
Sounds awesome.

507
00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:00,280
Yeah, you guys get to hear the birds again.

508
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:04,280
We have the filthy bean who is just dying to get us back there.

509
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,280
I don't know why.

510
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:11,280
Hey, did he send you that email?

511
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,280
No, I have not received any emails.

512
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,280
Rick?

513
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,280
I have not received any emails.

514
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:25,280
Okay, well when you do, it'll be, do me a favor and check your spam folder

515
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:29,280
because he does do it under the filthy bean, their email.

516
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:35,280
Your email may think that it's a sales ad.

517
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,280
So check your spam, he's supposed to send you something.

518
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,280
But anyhow, well he wants your address, he's going to send you a gift back.

519
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,280
I don't think it's going to be any secret.

520
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:49,280
So, yeah, and anyhow, we'll work on getting with him,

521
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:53,280
whether we're just calling it in to him or whether we're there or something,

522
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:58,280
we're going to start incorporating him in because he loves us and he wants it.

523
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:02,280
So anyhow, Topher's been talking to him quite a bit too.

524
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:06,280
And so, anyhow, let's see, where was I?

525
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:09,280
I'll look into that later.

526
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,280
Yeah, yeah, if you don't get it, send me a text tomorrow,

527
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:16,280
say I didn't get it and I'll have it resend it, okay?

528
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:21,280
Because he's going to send you what he calls a gift pack.

529
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,280
Alright.

530
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,280
Okay.

531
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,280
I told him you liked tea and he was like, oh, he goes,

532
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,280
I've got some tea blends that Rob is going to shit over.

533
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,280
So, okay.

534
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,280
Alright.

535
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,280
So you're not just getting coffee, you're getting tea blends and some,

536
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:43,280
I think some cups and I think he's even got like a metal plaque for your wall

537
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,280
that has the filthy bean insignia on it too.

538
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,280
Oh, that'd be cool.

539
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,280
Yeah, yeah, you can put it in your studio.

540
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,280
I'm going to put mine in my studio.

541
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah, style-y.

542
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,280
Anyhow, we got some cool shit.

543
00:25:56,280 --> 00:26:00,280
We're trying to pick up where we left off on everything,

544
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,280
you know, being at the City Market, being at the Filthy Bean,

545
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,280
being on remote, you know.

546
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:08,280
We're going to try to pick up on all that stuff again.

547
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,280
We haven't abandoned it.

548
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,280
It's just we went through a transitional period

549
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,280
and so we're still very much in that arena.

550
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,280
So.

551
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:22,280
Yeah, and we're also working on getting mine in going.

552
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,280
Yeah, yeah, and we're going to do that.

553
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,280
I got to come down there and get some things figured out for you

554
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,280
and maybe bring you a couple of pieces of equipment

555
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:34,280
that I have I think will work for you.

556
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,280
Now, mine did.

557
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,280
It's not the best, but you can use it.

558
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,280
You can have it.

559
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:43,280
It's yours if you can use it and figure out, you know, get it to use.

560
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,280
I know that there's a way to do it.

561
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:52,280
So I'll work with you on it too to get that stuff to work with the audio tonic software

562
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:57,280
and all that because it's a Google Chromebook

563
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:03,280
and the Google Chrome doesn't like to work with the audio software so well.

564
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,280
But we'll get that figured out.

565
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,280
So anyhow.

566
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,280
Yeah, see that's why I use Google.

567
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,280
Okay.

568
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,280
Well.

569
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,280
Okay.

570
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,280
Okay.

571
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,280
Anyhow, bad product ideas.

572
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,280
Yeah, well it's not what they're made of.

573
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,280
All right.

574
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:26,280
Number one, Ron DeSantis action figure sold at Disneyland and Disney World.

575
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,280
Bad product idea.

576
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:34,280
Actually, I like it pretty sure.

577
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,280
You know what?

578
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,280
I mean, you never know.

579
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,280
There might be some conservatives in Disneyland or Disney World

580
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:43,280
that want to Ron DeSantis action figure, right?

581
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,280
Right.

582
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,280
They're going to have to make money somehow.

583
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,280
Yeah, that's true.

584
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,280
Yeah.

585
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,280
Yeah.

586
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:54,280
Sure.

587
00:27:54,280 --> 00:28:00,280
Next one, stock in CVS and Walgreens.

588
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:08,280
Because they're not prosecuting anybody under $1,000 that steals from them.

589
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,280
Would you buy stock in that?

590
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,280
No.

591
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,280
Hell no.

592
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,280
Bad idea.

593
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,280
No.

594
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,280
It got nixed.

595
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,280
Next one.

596
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:24,280
Melatonin prescription for Joe Biden.

597
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,280
Yeah.

598
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,280
Bad product idea.

599
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:32,280
Bad product idea.

600
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,280
I'm not even going to go into that one.

601
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:42,280
If that guy slows down anymore, he'll be going backwards.

602
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,280
Next one.

603
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:49,280
Bud Light on tap or bottle.

604
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,280
That is a bad product idea nowadays.

605
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,280
Yeah, it is.

606
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,280
Yeah, it is.

607
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,280
Here, you want something?

608
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,280
I never liked it to begin with.

609
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,280
I never did either.

610
00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,280
I always thought it was garbage.

611
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,280
It always gives me a headache.

612
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,280
Mm-hmm.

613
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,280
Yeah.

614
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,280
Just like Budweiser.

615
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:08,280
Yeah, see, I can handle Budweiser, but Bud Light...

616
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,280
I can handle Budweiser better than Bud Light, but I never did like Bud Light.

617
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:17,280
I always thought Bud Light was just not good beer.

618
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,280
Yeah.

619
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,280
I think it's sold just because of the name.

620
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,280
They're like, well, you know what?

621
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:26,280
I need to drink a few more of these and a little less calories, so I guess I'm just...

622
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,280
It says Bud on it, so it's got to be the same thing.

623
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,280
No.

624
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,280
No.

625
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,280
No.

626
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,280
Not even close.

627
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,280
Next one, bad product idea.

628
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,280
New sewer system for San Francisco.

629
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,280
They don't need one.

630
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:47,280
Everybody's shitting all over the fucking ground yard.

631
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,280
That was a bad product idea.

632
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,280
Yeah, yeah.

633
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:58,280
Next one.

634
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:04,280
Tickets for any Ozzy Osbourne concert, and that kind of hurts.

635
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,280
It does.

636
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,280
Boo.

637
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,280
Okay.

638
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,280
You know what?

639
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,280
I deserve a boo on that one.

640
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,280
I apologize to everybody for that.

641
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:20,280
Uncle Ozzy, we love him, and we hope he will be able to do at least another concert or

642
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,280
two.

643
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,280
Although I did see the funny in that.

644
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,280
I did.

645
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,280
It was funny.

646
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:29,280
I got to admit it.

647
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,280
Yeah.

648
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,280
Yeah.

649
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,280
Yep.

650
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,280
Father Time.

651
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:41,280
Father Time is carrying a shovel, and I don't mean to dig up his grave.

652
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,280
I mean to hit him in the head with it.

653
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,280
No one thinking I'm saying he's dying or nothing.

654
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,280
I'm saying, yeah.

655
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,280
Next one, and this one is evil.

656
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,280
Charcoal briquettes for British Columbia.

657
00:30:56,280 --> 00:31:01,280
That's the part of Canada that's on fire all the time.

658
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,280
They can't get out.

659
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:07,280
They don't need any charcoal briquettes up there.

660
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,280
No.

661
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,280
I felt bad about that one.

662
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,280
I got to be honest.

663
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,280
I felt horrible about that one.

664
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,280
But not enough to not put it in.

665
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,280
Oh, well, though.

666
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:23,280
Oh, I mean, look, we have a heart.

667
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,280
We took Pee Wee Herman when he passed away.

668
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,280
We took him out of the Harry Asshole Olympics for one week.

669
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,280
Yeah.

670
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,280
Yeah.

671
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,280
We gave him a reprieve.

672
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,280
Yeah.

673
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,280
So no one can say we don't have a heart.

674
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,280
We do.

675
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:40,280
If we didn't have a heart, we would have made him compete even though he just got buried.

676
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:45,280
And it was unfortunate he got beat his next day.

677
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:51,280
I felt bad about that because not only did he die, but then he got his ass kicked in the Harry Asshole Olympics.

678
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,280
Yeah.

679
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,280
So, yeah.

680
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,280
Yeah.

681
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,280
So we do have a heart.

682
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:03,280
But there's no way he could beat our last two contestants.

683
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,280
No, no.

684
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,280
And that's coming up.

685
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,280
The grand finale is coming up.

686
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:15,280
And I've already got a list put together that is just so solid right now, dude.

687
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:20,280
You better come up with some good ones because I got some solid motherfuckers on this next one.

688
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,280
I'm working on some.

689
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,280
I'm just hoping we don't double up.

690
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,280
Oh, we might.

691
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:33,280
And if we do, then what we'll do is we'll put the double ups in a special category and put them against each other because that's how strong they are.

692
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,280
If we double up, they're strong.

693
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,280
OK.

694
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:43,280
Yeah, I got pretty good stuff going.

695
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,280
OK.

696
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,280
All right.

697
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,280
All right.

698
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,280
We'll get to that here in a minute.

699
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,280
Actually, a couple of them.

700
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:50,280
Really?

701
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,280
Well, maybe I need to break out my guys.

702
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:54,280
No, no, no.

703
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,280
We'll keep.

704
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,280
No, no.

705
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,280
We're not going to start this.

706
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:58,280
We're going to settle the first round tonight.

707
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,280
And then we'll go the second round in a week or two.

708
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,280
So next one.

709
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:07,280
I don't have that many put together tonight.

710
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,280
I don't pay for.

711
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:13,280
I've got enough put together, but they're really super solid ones.

712
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:17,280
I only have four pits against each other, eight people.

713
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:25,280
And that's really not enough to have a hairy asshole Olympics because I got some one off.

714
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:30,280
I got some one offs we could do that like that we know are never going to win at all.

715
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,280
But but you know what?

716
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,280
Yeah, we might do that.

717
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:39,280
So anyhow, no, actually, we got to settle the first round tonight.

718
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:45,280
So, OK, heat lamps for Phoenix, Arizona.

719
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,280
Bad product idea.

720
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:51,280
Yeah, yeah, they've been 110, 120 for what?

721
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:56,280
Like, shit, 80 days in a row or something.

722
00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:00,280
No heat lamps for them.

723
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:04,280
And no, I did not feel bad about that one.

724
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,280
OK, next one.

725
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:14,280
Nearly subscription to two douchebags in a microphone podcast.

726
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,280
Sorry.

727
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,280
I know.

728
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,280
I know.

729
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,280
That was a suggestion written in.

730
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:27,280
Someone sent that to us. And I'm not kidding.

731
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,280
We give and that's what we get a slap in the face.

732
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,280
Where's the wall?

733
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:37,280
Where is the love?

734
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,280
Yep.

735
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:42,280
Mr. Rob Radish is who he called himself.

736
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,280
Not Rob Rad, Rob Radish.

737
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,280
We hope you're happy.

738
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,280
You heard our feelings.

739
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:53,280
And what? His name is Rob Radish.

740
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,280
He copied off your name, dude.

741
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:07,280
Rob Radish says the worst product idea we could come up with is a yearly subscription to two douchebags in a microphone podcast.

742
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,280
So.

743
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:14,280
I think this Christmas we need to give them out for stocking supper.

744
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:19,280
I think that's right. I think Rob Radish is going to get some audio files from me.

745
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,280
Straight to your inbox and in holes.

746
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,280
Ear holes.

747
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,280
So.

748
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:32,280
And he's going to get every copy of the butt pictures.

749
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:36,280
I'll forward you his email address.

750
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:43,280
And I can send the one that you sent me. I'll send that one back to him tonight.

751
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:48,280
So Rob Radish, if you're trying to hurt our feelings, you did.

752
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,280
I hope you're happy.

753
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:55,280
You look yourself in the mirror and you go, I'm a good person for hurting their feelings.

754
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,280
So. Next one.

755
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:01,280
I don't know. He kind of peaked my interest.

756
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,280
Seems kind of ballsy.

757
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:08,280
Well, if we're coming up and calling himself Rob Radish.

758
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,280
Yeah. That's pretty ballsy right there.

759
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:18,280
I don't care about the dog and our name, but he kind of stole your name.

760
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,280
So.

761
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,280
Okay. Next one.

762
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:26,280
Burger King culinary lessons.

763
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,280
Bad product idea.

764
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:35,280
If you want to learn how to burn burgers and make them have no taste. Yeah.

765
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,280
Allegedly.

766
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,280
Oh, hey, no. Actually, that could be a good idea.

767
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,280
Why is that?

768
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,280
We could end up with better crews.

769
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,280
Ah, yeah, that's right.

770
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,280
Could improve the product.

771
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,280
All right. You know what? Well, you'll never know.

772
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:56,280
Maybe Burger King will get a hold of this and change and reverse their decision.

773
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,280
It'd be a coin flip.

774
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,280
Yeah.

775
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,280
All right. And then finally, last but not least.

776
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:09,280
Job well done cards to the Kansas City Royals.

777
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:14,280
Horrible product idea.

778
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,280
Agreed.

779
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,280
Yep. Unfortunately, our little Royals are not looking that good.

780
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:24,280
And probably not for this foreseeable future either.

781
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,280
So.

782
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:35,280
Anyhow, I have some new products that did go over.

783
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,280
And they actually, some of them sound pretty good.

784
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,280
You want to hear some of them?

785
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:47,280
These are by.

786
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:50,280
Might have been Southern Living. I don't seem to have it up here.

787
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,280
The name of the magazine.

788
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:57,280
But it's like the top six or seven.

789
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:05,280
What they consider is the best new food products to come out for the year.

790
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,280
All right.

791
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,280
So I'm not sure what magazine it is.

792
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,280
I don't know if it's Southern Living or not. It could be.

793
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,280
But anyhow, because it's not here on this print.

794
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,280
So anyhow.

795
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,280
Number one, Reese's Ice Cream.

796
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,280
Peanut butter fans, sit down and practice your deep breathing.

797
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:29,280
Reese's is launching a new line of ice cream sandwiches, cone cups, and chocolate covered bars inspired by classic candy.

798
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:34,280
Managing editor Katrina Yohei sampled them recently and she can attest.

799
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:41,280
They said they perfectly balanced the chocolate peanut butter combo without being too salty or sweet.

800
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,280
That gets my interest.

801
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,280
I'm in.

802
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,280
I'm in too.

803
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,280
I'm not just in.

804
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:52,280
That is my devil is chocolate peanut butter.

805
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,280
Oh, that sounds great.

806
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,280
Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

807
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,280
And I'm I'm in.

808
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,280
I'm all in like the ass eater.

809
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,280
I just fucking dive right in on that.

810
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,280
Oh, yeah. I'll dive right in.

811
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,280
Face first.

812
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,280
My fucking nose and mouth fucking all over.

813
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,280
I'm throwing a chocolate syrup on top.

814
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,280
Oh, yeah.

815
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,280
Yeah.

816
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,280
And then like the bars and the cones and stuff.

817
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,280
I can't wait to see some of these.

818
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,280
I was just at the store tonight and they're not quite out yet.

819
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,280
So can't wait to see them.

820
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:30,280
OK, number two Kellogg's special K high protein and special K zero.

821
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:36,280
And this is good for people that are keto friendly, you know, or low carb or Atkins.

822
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:40,280
You're trying to eat healthier starting with the most important meal of the day.

823
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:44,280
In that case, check out Kellogg's newest riffs on special K.

824
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,280
It's high protein variety comes in a chocolate almond flavor

825
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:52,280
and it boasts the most protein per serving the brand has ever offered.

826
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,280
Twenty grams per cup.

827
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:58,280
Meanwhile, special K zero is cinnamon flavored keto friendly

828
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:02,280
and features 18 grams of protein, two grams of net carbs

829
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,280
and zero grams of added sugar in each one cup serving.

830
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,280
That's not too bad.

831
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,280
No, it's not.

832
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:13,280
And they say on here it I'm not going to expand on it

833
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,280
because it has a whole lot of stuff that you don't need to know.

834
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,280
But it says the taste is really good.

835
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:23,280
So the lady from this magazine tasted all of this too.

836
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:28,280
Besides CNN thinking it was a good idea, she tasted it.

837
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:38,280
So number three, Dolly Parton's buttermilk biscuits, sweet cornbread and famous brownie mixes.

838
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,280
I mean, that's it says Dolly Parton. I'm in.

839
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,280
I object to try that. I need to.

840
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,280
Have you seen these?

841
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:50,280
I made some cornbread last Sunday. Remember how hot it was?

842
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:55,280
I made a batch of chili and cornbread.

843
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,280
Oh shit. Did that eat?

844
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:01,280
I was sitting in the center row. I was a little chilly.

845
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,280
I want chili.

846
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,280
You know what? That's cool.

847
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,280
It was Sunday.

848
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:12,280
That sounds good to me. Actually, I can eat chili and cornbread anytime too.

849
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,280
So I get it.

850
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,280
Oh, me too. It's one of my favorites.

851
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:21,280
Dolly Parton's cake mix line sold out in 15 minutes flat when it launched last year,

852
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:25,280
sparking interest in even more of the Jolene Singer's recipes.

853
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,280
Well, Dolly listened and in the next few weeks,

854
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:34,280
you'll be able to buy Duncan Hines produced mixes of her take on cornbread, biscuits,

855
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:39,280
and both fudgy and caramel turtle brownies.

856
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:44,280
Just be prepared to act fast given how quickly her initial launch disappeared.

857
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:49,280
They say that the biscuits are like some of the best biscuits you'll ever have.

858
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:53,280
Oh wow. I bet they are.

859
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:56,280
I bet they are too.

860
00:41:56,280 --> 00:42:01,280
Next one. Sweet Dream cereal.

861
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,280
Cereal that's supposed to help you sleep better?

862
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:10,280
That's right. Post-new launch, Sweet Dream cereal is designed to be a before bed treat.

863
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:17,280
Featured vitamins and minerals like zinc, folic acid, and vitamin B to support melatonin production

864
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:24,280
as well as herbal blends of lavender and chamomile to help relax you.

865
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:29,280
It's available in two flavors, blueberry midnight and honey mangalot.

866
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,280
No, no, no. Not mangalot. Moonglow.

867
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:36,280
I need to turn the light on in this thing. The neon lights are failing me in here.

868
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:39,280
Honey moonglow, sorry.

869
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:43,280
Which seems pulled up from a group newsletter.

870
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:48,280
You'll have to try the first hand and see whether they work for you.

871
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,280
So who knows.

872
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:55,280
So anyhow, that was all in the article about how they sent it out in a newsletter.

873
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:59,280
So in other words, I might need it for you.

874
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,280
I like the idea of that.

875
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,280
I do too.

876
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:06,280
I like the idea of that, but you don't want to get mixed up with your breakfast cereal.

877
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,280
Oh, you're not kidding.

878
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:15,280
It'd be like your nightly nudge.

879
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,280
Yeah, that would be a disaster, dude.

880
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,280
Or your daily nudge. You've got to keep them all separate.

881
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:26,280
Yeah, no kidding. You would have to keep it in a separate area.

882
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:29,280
I do like the idea of that.

883
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:34,280
You get your nighttime snack in and you get a good night's sleep. I like that.

884
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:38,280
Think how brilliant that is too, Rob. Think about how brilliant that is.

885
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:45,280
Okay, breakfast was just for morning. All of a sudden Post is like, hey, let's make one for the evening.

886
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:50,280
So you have two time slots. Not just one, you have two time slots that you're filling.

887
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,280
That's brilliant.

888
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,280
I love it.

889
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,280
Yeah. Yep, I do too.

890
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:58,280
All the way, Rob. I applaud them. I applaud them on that.

891
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,280
Great job, Post.

892
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:06,280
Number six and final. Ben and Jerry's Oatmeal Dream Pie.

893
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:11,280
Now, I don't like Ben and Jerry. They're a couple blowhard hippies that are full of shit, in my opinion.

894
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,280
But this does sound good.

895
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:24,280
Inspired by the classic lunchbox treat, the vegan desserts feature a non-dairy oatmeal cream pie based studded with gluten free oatmeal cookies and marshmallow swirls.

896
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:28,280
Our editors were amazed at how much it mimicked the childhood sweet.

897
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:37,280
Every layer of flavor shines through in this creamy, not icy treat, which we've been devouring no matter what the temperature is outside.

898
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:41,280
So they love it. So, okay. Well, good.

899
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:48,280
All right. I mean, I'm not a Ben and Jerry fan, but I don't know. Maybe I might try it.

900
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:56,280
I'm not a big... Like I said, I get cheap ice cream that tastes just the same.

901
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,280
Well, I do too.

902
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:02,280
I mean, they do have a lot of different flavors. I will give them that.

903
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,280
Yes.

904
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:09,280
But flavors that you can't get in any other brand, I will give them that.

905
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:13,280
I don't buy their stuff just because their surlyness towards America.

906
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:18,280
It is. I'll tell you what. It is very expensive. You're right.

907
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:22,280
So anyhow, those are some new products coming out. Some of them are already out.

908
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:30,280
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

909
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:40,280
I will roast you. But my mom told me to not burn trash.

910
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:48,280
I smell bacon. No, wait. It's just Mark's sweating.

911
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:56,280
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

912
00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:02,280
May, your five-year-old neighbor have all their violin lessons during all of your hangovers.

913
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:05,280
Two douchebags and a microphone says,

914
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:10,280
You ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass?

915
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:30,280
Just asking.

916
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:34,280
Alright, two douchebags and a microphone on Mark.

917
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,280
And I'm Rob.

918
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:44,280
Do you know that they discovered a massive ocean underneath the Earth's crust?

919
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,280
No, I did not.

920
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,280
Yeah. Well, this is really new.

921
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,280
Yeah, I have not read that.

922
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:56,280
A new discovery has been made which reveals that a massive ocean lies beneath the Earth's crust.

923
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:01,280
The ocean contains more water than what can be found on Earth's surface.

924
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:15,280
The ocean is stored in a rock called Ringwoodite.

925
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,280
That is located 400 miles underground.

926
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:24,280
This ocean was discovered by studying earthquakes and detecting shock waves beneath the surface of the Earth.

927
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:29,280
Scientists found that the water is stored inside mantle rock in a unique state,

928
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:33,280
which is not a liquid, solid, or gas.

929
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:38,280
The state is known as the fourth state.

930
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:49,280
Geophysicist Steve Jacobson said that the crystal structure of Ringwoodite is very special

931
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,280
and allows it to attract hydrogen to trap water.

932
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,280
So it's like a sponge.

933
00:47:54,280 --> 00:48:00,280
This whole ocean is like a sponge that attracts water.

934
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:06,280
As a result, the mineral can contain a lot of water under the conditions of the deep mantle.

935
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:13,280
Jacobson further added that scientists have been searching for this missing deep water for decades,

936
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:18,280
and discovery of the ocean under the Earth's crust may help explain the vast amount of liquid water

937
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:23,280
on the surface of our habitable planet, or at least habitable for right now.

938
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:33,280
The scientific paper titled Dehydration Melting at the Top of the Lower Mantle was published in 2014,

939
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,280
and it laid out the findings.

940
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:41,280
If the rock contained only 1% water, it would mean that there is 3 times more water under the surface of the Earth

941
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,280
than there is on the ocean's surface.

942
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,280
Three times.

943
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:54,280
Now, the question I got is this Rob, how far are they going to go to get this water?

944
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,280
You know, you got Lake Mead.

945
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:03,280
Lake Mead's been helped recently because of the La Nina pattern or El Nino pattern.

946
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:07,280
It's been helped recently, but they're still...

947
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,280
That could help a lot of people.

948
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,280
Yes, but...

949
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:19,280
All the small countries they have very little water.

950
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,280
I want to know how accessible it is.

951
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,280
It's way in there.

952
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:28,280
So, and also remember, it's in a fourth state.

953
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:36,280
It may be water, but it's kind of almost encapsulated in this sponge-like fourth state that they're talking about, right?

954
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,280
So, let me put it in...

955
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:43,280
This is the way I take it, and I could be wrong.

956
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:47,280
I'm trade school educated, not college educated.

957
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,280
So, you know what? Maybe I don't know a damn thing.

958
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:57,280
But here's the way I'm looking at it is fracking is not as simple as going in there with like a big straw,

959
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,280
poking it in the ground and pumping it out like oil, right?

960
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:07,280
This oil that they're pumping out with fracking needs to be steamed because it's almost in a coal-like state.

961
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:11,280
It's almost like liquid coal instead of a liquid.

962
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,280
It's really thick.

963
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:22,280
So, it has to be extruded out of there in a different manner, right?

964
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,280
Is that what they're...?

965
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:27,280
Yeah, it would be like the movie Armageddon.

966
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,280
Yeah, yeah.

967
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,280
Yeah, so...

968
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:35,280
You're drilling that deep into that harder material, yeah.

969
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:39,280
So, you've got to drill that far, and then what do you have to do?

970
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,280
Do we have the equipment to do it?

971
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:45,280
Is it something they're working on?

972
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:50,280
And if you do do that, what will that do to the Earth?

973
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:55,280
I mean, where they're fracking, they have a lot of earthquakes now. They didn't use to.

974
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,280
Yeah, good point.

975
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,280
So, is it...?

976
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:12,280
I mean, it's been theorized, and I could actually see what they're saying, that when they're fracking, it's leaving kind of like a hole in the ground that shifts.

977
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,280
Yeah.

978
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:19,280
So, would this do that at a higher level?

979
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:27,280
Or it has so much water content in it that you could take a lot of it out and not even bother it at all?

980
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,280
I don't know.

981
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:35,280
There's a lot of answers, or there's a lot of questions that have to be answered, but it's something to keep your eye on.

982
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,280
Yeah, definitely.

983
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:44,280
Yeah, I found it interesting.

984
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:51,280
So, we'll see where this goes.

985
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:59,280
Alright, so should we get to the Harry Asshole Olympics?

986
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,280
Final?

987
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:08,280
Okay, one second. I do have an update for you on one of your stories that you asked me to look into for you.

988
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,280
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I know what you're talking about. Go ahead.

989
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:16,280
The way you sleep reveals your personality.

990
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:19,280
Well, I looked into that.

991
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:20,280
Okay.

992
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:27,280
And all I'm going to say is if you're interested, just Google it.

993
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:38,280
There is way too much to read, way too many different sites about this, but it looks like it clues, so there you go.

994
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,280
Okay.

995
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,280
There's your update.

996
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:44,280
Sounds cool. Okay, thank you.

997
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,280
Okay.

998
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:55,280
Alright, so back to the task at hand. Our final in our Harry Asshole Olympics is about to happen.

999
00:52:55,280 --> 00:53:03,280
So Rob, you have been carrying the Harry Asshole Olympics tote this whole time.

1000
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:11,280
Wind, rain, hail, nothing would stop you. The Harry Asshole Olympics has to happen, and you're making it happen.

1001
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:23,280
So Rob, while I do my I'm horrible at air drums, everybody knows this, while you announce the beginning of the Harry Asshole Olympics, I will be doing my horrible air drums.

1002
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:34,280
So.

1003
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,280
Rob?

1004
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,280
Actually, that sounds pretty good to me.

1005
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,280
Oh, okay.

1006
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,280
Okay.

1007
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:45,280
Our first finalist.

1008
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:52,280
Mr. Dave Mustaine.

1009
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,280
Versus?

1010
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:58,280
Our second finalist.

1011
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:06,280
Andre the Giant.

1012
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,280
Alright.

1013
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:13,280
Now, Rob, you've been teasing that you're going to throw me for a loop.

1014
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,280
Yes, I am.

1015
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:20,280
Bring this out.

1016
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:24,280
No, I'm not bringing in a wild card or nothing.

1017
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,280
Oh!

1018
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,280
This is just my decision on this one.

1019
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:31,280
Okay.

1020
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:38,280
I still say Dave Mustaine.

1021
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:43,280
It could be Dave Mustaine. I think it's a very close call.

1022
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,280
I have reason behind this.

1023
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:55,280
Okay. My reasoning, I'll tell you my reasoning, then we'll go to yours and we can decide, and then we can have people email in. No one's emailed so far about it, so.

1024
00:54:55,280 --> 00:55:00,280
And wait a minute, let me check my email. So, okay.

1025
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:03,280
Andre the Giant has more mass.

1026
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,280
Or had more mass.

1027
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,280
For her on as a hairy asshole.

1028
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,280
Than Dave Mustaine.

1029
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:19,280
But I think as far as, you know, each one of them go, I think they're kind of pretty evenly matched on probably a hairy asshole.

1030
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,280
But I'm going by volume.

1031
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:26,280
I mean, Andre the Giant just has so much more asshole to work with.

1032
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,280
Let's hear yours.

1033
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,280
Okay.

1034
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:34,280
Now, I've recently been watching videos.

1035
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,280
Okay.

1036
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:42,280
Andre the Giant did not even have leg hair.

1037
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,280
Hmm.

1038
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,280
Okay.

1039
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:53,280
Alright, well then that definitely, that definitely needs consideration.

1040
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:58,280
So, if Andre the Giant didn't even have leg hair, then he may not have ass hair.

1041
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:02,280
So, maybe, maybe he won all of these.

1042
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:10,280
And really, we, you know, we really kind of sent him through when maybe Madonna might have beat him.

1043
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,280
So.

1044
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:15,280
Well, we can't do anything about the past. All we can do is go forward.

1045
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:23,280
So, do you want to go ahead and name Dave Mustaine our hairy asshole Olympics winner of round one?

1046
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,280
Is that what you think we should do?

1047
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:30,280
My name is Dave Mustaine.

1048
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,280
Okay.

1049
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:40,280
And I've got the perfect person to pit him against in the second round.

1050
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,280
And I'm not going to tell you right now.

1051
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:46,280
But when I do reveal it, you're going to go, oh my God, I should have thought of that.

1052
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:50,280
There was a perfect person that we could pit him against.

1053
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:53,280
And it's going to be a very hard matchup.

1054
00:56:53,280 --> 00:57:02,280
But okay, Dave Mustaine is hereby pronounced the winner of the hairy asshole Olympics round one.

1055
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,280
Congratulations, Dave Mustaine.

1056
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:08,280
Andre the Giant, thank you for participating. You go back to your slumber.

1057
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,280
Have a great day.

1058
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:12,280
Thank you.

1059
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,280
Yes, thank you. Thank you.

1060
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,280
All right.

1061
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:21,280
I would like to thank everybody living and dead that participated in that hairy asshole Olympics.

1062
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:26,280
I myself am proud as an American to deliver this to the American public.

1063
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:30,280
It's so needed to be done.

1064
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:31,280
Agreed?

1065
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:35,280
This is totally out of respect to everybody.

1066
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:36,280
Yes.

1067
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,280
We love Andre the Giant.

1068
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,280
Out of respect.

1069
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:46,280
I'm sorry he didn't win, but Dave Mustaine probably on that thought probably needs to advance.

1070
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:56,280
So without any further ado, Dave Mustaine gets the, do they get a belt?

1071
00:57:56,280 --> 00:58:01,280
We have not discussed that yet.

1072
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:02,280
What's the result of that?

1073
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,280
I got an idea.

1074
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:07,280
I'm just hoping you don't steal my ace in the hole.

1075
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,280
I don't know.

1076
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:12,280
Should we reveal him as a teaser?

1077
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:16,280
I bet you do. I bet you do.

1078
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:17,280
Should we reveal him as a...

1079
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,280
We'll find out. This should be interesting.

1080
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:24,280
Okay. Should we reveal him as a teaser?

1081
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,280
No. No. No.

1082
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,280
Okay. All right.

1083
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:33,280
Stay tuned folks for round two coming up in, what do you think?

1084
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:36,280
Two podcasts? Three podcasts? When do you think we go to it?

1085
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:38,280
Something like that. Something like that.

1086
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:46,280
Okay. Coming up probably next week's podcast will be round two of the hairy asshole Olympics.

1087
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,280
All new contestants.

1088
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:53,280
Yes. And also Dave Mustaine, I think that, I don't know if we discussed this or not,

1089
00:58:53,280 --> 00:59:01,280
but since Dave Mustaine was the winner, I think that he doesn't enter the contest until the final four.

1090
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,280
No. I'm in total agreement on that.

1091
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,280
Yes.

1092
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,280
I am in total agreement.

1093
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:09,280
He has to stay out of the contest because he earned his keep.

1094
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:15,280
And then he will be reintroduced in the final four and he's in the Hall of Fame and he's got a plaque,

1095
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:20,280
he's got a Dave Mustaine hairy asshole Olympics winner plaque of round one.

1096
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:24,280
So how many rounds do you think we have? Four? Four rounds?

1097
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:32,280
And then the final four of them will compete for the grand champion hairy asshole?

1098
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:37,280
I don't know if that's even a fair question Mark.

1099
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:41,280
We don't even know how many people we're going to have in this thing yet.

1100
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,280
Okay. Let me put it like this.

1101
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:49,280
Okay. We're hoping for four rounds of the hairy asshole Olympics.

1102
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:54,280
We're hoping someone doesn't bomb our podcast before then.

1103
00:59:54,280 --> 01:00:00,280
We're hoping we have enough people worthy of hairy assholes.

1104
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,280
But there is at least going to be a round two. We know that.

1105
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:09,280
And Dave Mustaine has made it all the way through and he will participate in the final four as the winner of round one.

1106
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,280
Fair? Good?

1107
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:12,280
Yes.

1108
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:18,280
Okay. So anybody that loves the hairy asshole Olympics, they're going to be coming back.

1109
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:23,280
So anyhow, let's go ahead and close out this podcast and we will start the next one,

1110
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:28,280
which you won't hear on this one because it's the next podcast. Right?

1111
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:34,280
Anyhow, thanks for listening. We'll talk to you all soon. Have a good night.

1112
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:35,280
Yep.

1113
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:39,280
Oh, hang on. I got my final thought. What am I saying? Shit.

1114
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:42,280
Okay. This is what happens when everybody...

1115
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:44,280
I'll get the next one.

1116
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:45,280
Okay.

1117
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:51,280
This is what happens whenever I get rushed. I told you we're at the store and I'm trying to rush.

1118
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,280
Yeah. Yeah.

1119
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:56,280
I come in all disoriented and I'm like, fuck.

1120
01:00:56,280 --> 01:01:03,280
So anyhow, final thought. If you think you are smarter than the previous generation,

1121
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:07,280
50 years ago the owner's manual of the car showed you how to adjust the valves.

1122
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:13,280
Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.

1123
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:16,280
Which is very true. I have read that.

1124
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:22,280
It is true. And I did see the old manual. You can see the old manuals for a Skylark online.

1125
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,280
Yeah.

1126
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:32,280
Everything there, how to adjust it, how to adjust the valves are on there and the points and everything.

1127
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:33,280
I mean, it's just... Yeah.

1128
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,280
I remember my dad's old cars.

1129
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:38,280
You remember out there just doing it? Yeah.

1130
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:39,280
Yeah.

1131
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:44,280
Okay. Anyhow, that was the final thought. So we'll talk to you guys later. Have a good night.

1132
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:54,280
Good night.

1133
01:01:54,280 --> 01:02:01,280
Hey, where did everybody go? Where are the douchebags?

1134
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:06,280
Oh my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh geez.

1135
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:13,280
Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells.

1136
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:24,280
Yeah.