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I am Mark. 17 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,000 And I'm Rob. 18 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Alright, so let's see who I am. 19 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 I have some alternative insults, what do you think? 20 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 I love them. 21 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Okay, then we can go into some odd facts. 22 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,000 I have a bunch of odd facts that might interest you. 23 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Cool. 24 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 So, okay. 25 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:38,000 The alternative insults was born out of the need to cuss at somebody, but you're in a place where you couldn't. 26 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,000 You really wanted to call someone a dumbfuck or a dicksmack or something, 27 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,000 but you couldn't for whether you're in church or... 28 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Yeah, that's how I got my nickname, Duck. 29 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Yeah, I remember that. 30 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,000 So, yeah. 31 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Yeah, so it's like swearing at a person and they know you're swearing at them and calling them a name, 32 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:00,000 but you're not actually calling them a name. 33 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,000 So, like this one guy I used to work with, I told you about it. 34 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:07,000 I used to call him a banister. Oh, he hated that. I'm not a banister! 35 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:14,000 If I really wanted to make him mad, really steam his engine, would be wooden banister. 36 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,000 And he would just flip out, you take that back! 37 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000 Like, no, you're a wooden banister. I'm not taking it back. 38 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 No, I'm not. 39 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 I like it personally. 40 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,000 I'd be a wooden banister. 41 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,000 The only thing is, like I said before, the gas issue, people walking by farting on you, 42 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:32,000 because you're going to be about ass high. 43 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 But other than that, I mean... 44 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:40,000 It would be fun, it would be fun, when them little son of a bitches try to slide down it 45 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 and you put a splinter in your ass. 46 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Oh yeah! You know what, that would make up for everything. 47 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 And also, you get to see the chick walking. 48 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 That would make up, yeah. 49 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:53,000 That would make me happy to be a banister. 50 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Yeah, me too. 51 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Besides that, our favorite mall was named after it. 52 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Banister Mall. 53 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Oh yeah, Banister Mall, yeah! 54 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 That's right, yep. 55 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 So... 56 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,000 I wonder why that name sticks with us. 57 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 That is why. 58 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Okay, the first alternative insult I have is a cherry tomato. 59 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 You're not a beefsteak. 60 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,000 You're not on a hamburger. 61 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:28,000 You're not even, let's see, you're not even aroma. 62 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,000 You're a little bitty cherry tomato. 63 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 You're a little squirt. 64 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Yeah. 65 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Just say itty bitty. 66 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,000 You bite into it, you taste little squirt. 67 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 That's right. 68 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:46,000 So cherry tomato, I kind of like that one. 69 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 I like that one. 70 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 This next one is a pain in the ass one. 71 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,000 This is like a real, someone that's just like a real fucking, 72 00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:00,000 real pain in the ass just always bothering you just from him being around. 73 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Cheese grater. 74 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Oh! 75 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Yeah, you know, you take a hunk of cheese and rub it against this metal looking thing, 76 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:14,000 this almost cone, square cone looking thing, 77 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:20,000 and then you're rubbing it up and down and these little flakes of cheese come flying off. 78 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 That's pretty bad. 79 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Damn. 80 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Yeah. 81 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:29,000 That, yeah, that's, talk about ripping your ass. 82 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Yeah. 83 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Cheese grater. 84 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Next one. 85 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:40,000 I like this one a lot because it's just, it's, this is calling someone a real dumb fuck. 86 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,000 A wooden pallet. 87 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Oh my God. 88 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Yeah, just like lying there. 89 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Someone takes a pallet and you're like, yeah, yep. 90 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Nothing much else. 91 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 They use you for whatever they want to use you for. 92 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Yep. 93 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,000 They take up space, they throw shit on you. 94 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Yep. 95 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Roll over, Sam. 96 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Yeah, we try to give them, we've got a bunch we're trying to give away if anybody needs any pallets. 97 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 All B and M. 98 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Um, shit. 99 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 They don't do that. 100 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Well, I don't even know how to get a hold of them anymore. 101 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Forget it. 102 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Well, yeah, well, you'd have to drive clear to Canton to get them, but yeah. 103 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Yeah. 104 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 We'll give them away for free. 105 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 No. 106 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Um, I'm sure there's somebody out there who wants free pallets, but okay. 107 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Well, hey, hey, we have listeners around late in the Ozarks. 108 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 We have a lot of those. 109 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Anybody needs any pallets, come to B and M out by Canton Airport. 110 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 There we go. 111 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 All right. 112 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:46,000 I suggest if you want some pallets, go get them now. 113 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:52,000 All right, the next one, a crouton. 114 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Yeah. 115 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 I like this one. 116 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,000 It looks good, but the clench is a little too much. 117 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Yeah, yeah. 118 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Next one, felt marker. 119 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:09,000 The felt marker sucks. 120 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Oh, oh my God. 121 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,000 They like mush on one side and fall over. 122 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Yeah. 123 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000 They dry up. 124 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 The felt marker's another pain in the ass. 125 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000 It's just like, ah, you're still there? 126 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Yeah. 127 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:24,000 You fucking felt marker? 128 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Next one. 129 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,000 We used them in grade school, didn't we? 130 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Yeah. 131 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Back in the 70s? 132 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Yeah, yep. 133 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Yeah. 134 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 They're really not much use to them. 135 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:39,000 You do a couple of pages of coloring and that's it. 136 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 They're gone. 137 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Yeah, they're done. 138 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:45,000 They're little pieces of trash. 139 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Next one, wild rice. 140 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Eh. 141 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,000 It's okay. 142 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 Okay, we'll move on to the next one. 143 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 A little crunchy for me. 144 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Okay. 145 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Next one, galvanized bucket. 146 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,000 I like that one. 147 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Oh, yeah, I like that one. 148 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:17,000 You call them that and you just imagine them sitting on a floor with some cleaner in it 149 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 and a sponge. 150 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Galvanized bucket. 151 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,000 I like that one. 152 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Next one, terry cloth. 153 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Yeah. 154 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Yeah, I mean, at least you're not an ass cloth or something, you know, a washcloth that he 155 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 washes ass with. 156 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Terry cloth used to get fucking dirt, you know, dust off of stuff. 157 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 I don't know. 158 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Yeah, yeah, well, you got to be old to understand that one. 159 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 That's true. 160 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Yeah. 161 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Next one, hamburger helper. 162 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:56,000 You don't even have hamburger yet. 163 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 You're just the helper. 164 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Yeah. 165 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Yeah, that's pretty bad if you're not even hamburger. 166 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:07,000 You're just the helper that goes alongside hamburger. 167 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:16,000 You're just some stuff that's supposed to be called noodles and a package of seasoning. 168 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Not even a hamburger because you got to supply your own hamburger. 169 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Yep. 170 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,000 All in a pretty little bowl for fucking seven bucks. 171 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,000 That's bad. 172 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 It is. 173 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Next one, jiffy lube. 174 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 That's bad. 175 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Oh, wow. 176 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Jiffy lube's bad because jiffy lube sucks. 177 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:45,000 We all know this. 178 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 You're not even someone in there working. 179 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:53,000 You're just like the building, empty building. 180 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:57,000 I'm going to keep my mouth shut on that one, Mark. 181 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Are you sure? 182 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:05,000 I have a good friend that works for jiffy lube. 183 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Jiffy lube, we love you and whoever works there, what's his name? 184 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 I love him like a brother and he knows it. 185 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Okay. 186 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Hey. 187 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 I'm opening lipsticks to it. 188 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 How about valvaline? 189 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,000 There we go. 190 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Next one. 191 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 I like how I jiffy lube. 192 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 I do too. 193 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,000 Next one, dog whistle. 194 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Dogs go nuts out. 195 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Normal humans are just like, what's going on? 196 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Your dog's going, you're talking to your friends. 197 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Yeah, yeah. 198 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Us humans don't hear that shit. 199 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 That's a good one. 200 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Next one, scissor lift. 201 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Scissor lifts are a real pain in the ass. 202 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Do you ever steer one? 203 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Do you ever go up in one? 204 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:02,000 No, I don't like heights, but I know what they are. 205 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Well, it sucks because you've got to steer that thing from way up in there, like three stories up, and it's not easy. 206 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Well, seeing how I would get up in it, I had to help unload it and load it back up. 207 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Then you know. 208 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Oh yeah, it was a pain in the ass for me, even though I didn't get up in it. 209 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:31,000 I put in a lot of fucking product with a scissor lift. 210 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Don't like them. 211 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Well, they did make the drop-off yesterday, but I don't like them. 212 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Next one, knitting needle. 213 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 Oh, damn. 214 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Yeah, that's pretty bad, isn't it? 215 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 You're not even sewing needle. 216 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,000 You're a knitting needle. 217 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:58,000 You're right at the edge. 218 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Yeah. 219 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:04,000 You come to a point, but then you go blunt. 220 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Yep. 221 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 All right. 222 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Next on the list here, next on the agenda, we have odd facts. 223 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Ooh, I love them too. 224 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 I do too. 225 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 There are some pretty good ones on the list. 226 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,000 I just kind of read them over a little bit. 227 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Right on. 228 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Okay. 229 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Well, here we go. 230 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Crows can remember faces and can recognize, and they recognize them their whole life. 231 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 I did not know that. 232 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:47,000 I've known that because I've made friends with some crows. 233 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:51,000 And then we'll come back to the same place every day to say hi to you. 234 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 You know that? 235 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000 No. 236 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000 Oh, they'll bring you gifts too. 237 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 No, I did not. 238 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 They'll bring you gifts. 239 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 They find shiny stuff. 240 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 They love shiny stuff. 241 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,000 They'll pick it up with their beak and they'll bring you gifts. 242 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000 They're extremely smart birds. 243 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000 And a mockingbird is too. 244 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Let me guess, you learned that from Coyleagall? 245 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 No. 246 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Actually, I've been into birds for quite a while. 247 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,000 And we've learned how to track the orioles and stuff like that. 248 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:26,000 But I've also known about, yeah, I've known about mockingbirds for quite a while. 249 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:31,000 And I don't know necessarily where I learned it from. 250 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,000 I just know that I know about mockingbirds. 251 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Okay, well, can I take this off for a second? 252 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Yeah. 253 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Okay. 254 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 That's what we do. 255 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Okay. 256 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Okay. 257 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:50,000 I have been to the place in Eureka Springs with the birds. 258 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:55,000 They, what is it, the... 259 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 The zoo? 260 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,000 The B&B, whatever it is. 261 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 What is it? 262 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:07,000 I think it was a B&B or something, but they had birds all throughout it. 263 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Oh, so it's a bed and breakfast that specializes in having birds. 264 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 I think, or something. 265 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000 And there was a few of the birds you could actually buy. 266 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 There was one I wanted to buy. 267 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Really? 268 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,000 It was pretty cool, yeah. 269 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Very cool. 270 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,000 I've never heard about that place. 271 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Huh. 272 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 I'm trying to remember. 273 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:36,000 It's been, man, it's been 20 years since I've been down there. 274 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Yeah, I know. 275 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,000 I've been to a place and I've got some birds and you've walked through... 276 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 I think it was a B&B. 277 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Okay. 278 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Okay. 279 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Anyway, I'll get into that one. 280 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 We'll get back on that. 281 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Yeah, go ahead. 282 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:55,000 Monk, Monking Birds, my friend Bob, who grew up in Nevada, Missouri, and he passed away. 283 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 He's an older guy. 284 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,000 He was kind of like a second, he was like a second father to me. 285 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:04,000 I met him just before my father, my real father passed away. 286 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:09,000 And this guy was just so good on advice, such a gentle soul, such a good guy. 287 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,000 He befriended a mockingbird walking his dog every day. 288 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 And he told me about this mockingbird. 289 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:22,000 And as he passed away, I wanted to go befriend that mockingbird for him, for Bob. 290 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:26,000 I never made it up there and I'm really disappointed that I didn't. 291 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Because by now the mockingbird has moved on. 292 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 They don't wait, you know. 293 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000 They'll come by a few times, and if you're not there, then they'll go on. 294 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:40,000 So anyhow, mockingbirds are really interesting too, like crows. 295 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Mockingbirds will give you gifts too, and mockingbirds will mock you. 296 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,000 So let's say you move to the right, they will move to the right. 297 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,000 You move to the left, they'll move to the left. 298 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:56,000 Very interesting bird, very intelligent bird also. 299 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:05,000 So I just wanted to go there and meet the mockingbird and kind of close everything out for Bob. 300 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,000 And I got his pug too, you know. 301 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:13,000 So anyhow, I never got to do that, disappointed about that. 302 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,000 But hey, I've known about mockingbirds forever and they're really good. 303 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,000 So let's get back on track. 304 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Babies are 78% water when born. 305 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Yes. 306 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Okay, you knew that? 307 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000 I've heard that, yeah. 308 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Okay. 309 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:43,000 Only one person known can voluntarily change the size of their pupil. 310 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000 I didn't know anybody could. 311 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000 I didn't either. 312 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Only one person could. 313 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 One person can. 314 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:56,000 They had a video of the guy, well actually it was a woman. 315 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Yeah, kind of freaky. 316 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:04,000 This one I did know, but it's cool to hear it again. 317 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 I've forgotten about it. 318 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:14,000 The position you sleep in is linked to your personality. 319 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 I believe that. 320 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:21,000 He's doing research for his podcast. 321 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000 I've read across stories about that, but I never read them. 322 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Okay. 323 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 Maybe I should have. 324 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 Oh well, doesn't matter. 325 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:36,000 We got the story now, so whether it's before or now, we got it to the people. 326 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000 No, no, now I need to look into it. 327 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Okay. 328 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,000 You know what, here's the deal. 329 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Get up and give us a report. 330 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 Alright. 331 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Okay. 332 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000 You got it. 333 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Next one. 334 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Tulips used to be worth more than gold. 335 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:05,000 They were flowers only the wealthy could afford and was used as a status symbol among the wealthy. 336 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000 I didn't know that. 337 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:15,000 That's your plain old tulip that you see on all these flower beds, suburbia, USA. 338 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Interesting. 339 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000 I wonder what made them so valuable. 340 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Could they not get them for a while here? 341 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Did they not know they'd grow here? 342 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 I don't know. 343 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,000 I don't know. 344 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Maybe I'll read that up and give a full report. 345 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Yeah, we got, we're both got a home board. 346 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,000 This next one I've heard of because I know people that do this. 347 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,000 There's a treasure hunt going on in outer space. 348 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Geocaching with a GPS and a geocaching app. 349 00:17:51,000 --> 00:18:04,000 So they have these apps and there's these geos in space and people look for them with their app. 350 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Isn't that cool? 351 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,000 And I wonder why it costs so much to run satellites. 352 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Yep. 353 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,000 I'm leaving that right there. 354 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Good enough. 355 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Next one, and I didn't know this, but I can believe it reading more about her. 356 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Cleopatra was so wealthy. 357 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:33,000 She was vacationing in Turkey and was unhappy with the sand on the beaches there. 358 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:43,000 So she had the white sand in Egypt scooped up and brought to her vacation destination in Turkey. 359 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,000 No cars. 360 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 No trains. 361 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Just a bunch of slaves with a lot of fucking sand carrying it to her place. 362 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 I don't know. 363 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:03,000 The more I hear about Cleopatra, the older I get, the more I think she's a bitch. 364 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000 Yeah. 365 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Yep, and also... 366 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Seriously, yeah, when you're a kid Cleopatra was cool, but when you grow up and start hearing real shit, she's a bitch. 367 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:28,000 They've also determined that that good looking dark haired chick that you see in all the remakes or whatever, the movies or whatever, that is not what she looked like. 368 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Not even close. 369 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 No. 370 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:36,000 With the reconstruction of when they found her tomb, they liked manly features. 371 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,000 They thought the manly features on a woman was like ideal. 372 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:45,000 So she looked like a man probably is what they think. 373 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Yeah, yeah. 374 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:52,000 She was not good looking at all from the documentaries I've seen. 375 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Yeah. 376 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Yep. 377 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,000 So, the next one. 378 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:06,000 You could once win an Olympic medal for art and music. 379 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000 Didn't I add? 380 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 No. 381 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000 I wish they kind of could do that again. 382 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,000 That would be interesting to watch people battle it out with music and art. 383 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Wouldn't that be cool? 384 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,000 Yeah. 385 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Did you know that some stars devour planets? 386 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:37,000 A quarter of the sun like stars devour planets. 387 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 I believe that. 388 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Yeah. 389 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Yeah, isn't that weird? 390 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:49,000 But they will actually do it on purpose they think from what they can gather. 391 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Yeah. 392 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Okay, next one. 393 00:20:54,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Did you know that you can make honey from dandelions? 394 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 No, I did not. 395 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 Now you know. 396 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:13,000 There's a few other ingredients but they can make honey from dandelions and people have. 397 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Okay, well that's going to get me into the story that a guy that I work with is telling me. 398 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 And I'm going to bring that on. 399 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 I'm going to make... 400 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Yeah. 401 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000 I'm going to have a list of some stuff. 402 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000 I'm going to put Carol to shame. 403 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Good. 404 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Well, Carol is already at shame. 405 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:46,000 It was a big hoax and the guy that invented Carol was like, hey, watch this. 406 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000 I'm going to convince everybody this shit's good. 407 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,000 And a bunch of he-haws and uh-huh, okay, sure. 408 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Next thing you know is all these rubes picked up on it. 409 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,000 So anyhow, I'm talking about that enough. 410 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:09,000 Anybody that has listened to me and my view on Carol, I'm about to prove what I have said. 411 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000 Okay. 412 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000 That's all I'm going to say. 413 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 We look forward to that, Rob. 414 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 I bet you do. 415 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 We do. 416 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:21,000 Did you know that tonsils can grow back? 417 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000 That would suck. 418 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 I did not know that. 419 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,000 Neither did I. 420 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000 It's rare. 421 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 Once they were gone, they were gone. 422 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:37,000 It's rare, but they can and have. 423 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:45,000 Did you know that Abraham Lincoln is in the wrestling hall of fame? 424 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,000 Abraham Lincoln is in the wrestling hall of fame? 425 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Yeah. 426 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 It was a wrestler before running for office. 427 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,000 He had over 300 matches to his credit. 428 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000 I did not know that. 429 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Yep. 430 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000 Wow. 431 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Yep. 432 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Did you know that sunlight triggers romantic passion? 433 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Okay. 434 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 I thought moonlight did. 435 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:25,000 I thought so too. 436 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000 All right. 437 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Next one. 438 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Some jellyfish are immortal. 439 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,000 The turret tops the store hill. 440 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Whenever this fish is in trouble, it reverts back to its earlier form, spawning growth all over again. 441 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:51,000 So you could cut it in half and it will revert back to when it was whole and young and start regenerating. 442 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 Isn't that fucked up? 443 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:59,000 It was like the metal dude on Terminator. 444 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000 He's a jellyfish. 445 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 No, seriously, I did not know that. 446 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 I didn't either. 447 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:10,000 That is interesting though. 448 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:15,000 I am a Pisces, so I like the fish and the water. 449 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Yeah. 450 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 All right. 451 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 I'm a Scorpio and so do I. 452 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Both water signs. 453 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:34,000 The sound of doors opening and closing on Star Trek is actually a flushing toilet. 454 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,000 On the original? 455 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000 No. 456 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000 On the original Star Trek? 457 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000 No, on next generation. 458 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Sorry. 459 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 On next generation? 460 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Yeah, odd as it seems, the noise works well with the series. 461 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,000 And if you listen to it, you can kind of tell. 462 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:59,000 But you see how come I use that because it does sound like a door opening and closing. 463 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:07,000 They're kind of doors, the side to side automated doors. 464 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:13,000 Okay, well I could have seen, I could see that in the original. 465 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:17,000 I just would have figured they would have progressed past that. 466 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000 I know. 467 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000 Next generation. 468 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 They might have even done it in the original, I don't know. 469 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:25,000 But this one mentioned the next generation. 470 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:31,000 Yeah, well if they did say, okay, I would have figured they would have graduated. 471 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:37,000 One of the has is Captain Picard's toilet that they filmed, that they recorded sound on. 472 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 I'll believe it. 473 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000 Yeah, me too. 474 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Just saying. 475 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Yep, they recorded him every time he took a dump. 476 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:54,000 Okay, did you know that Cookie Monster has a name? 477 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000 A first name. 478 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000 You know what it is? 479 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:02,000 I used to know that, I don't remember. 480 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000 I need to tell my grandson that. 481 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Sid. 482 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000 S-I-D. 483 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,000 Sid. 484 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000 His name is Sid. 485 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Like Sid and Marty Croft? 486 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000 Yeah. 487 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Cool, I need to tell my grandson that now. 488 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Okay, did you know there are 2000 thunderstorms happening on the Earth at every moment? 489 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:32,000 2000 of them. 490 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000 Every moment? 491 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000 Every moment. 492 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Wow. 493 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:45,000 And finally, but not least, shellac is made from bug shit. 494 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:51,000 I knew that one. 495 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000 I did not, but it sounds funny. 496 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000 Yep, yep, it's good. 497 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000 So, alright. 498 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000 Hey, can I add one? 499 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Yeah, go ahead. 500 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:09,000 Jesse James refused to rob banks in McKinney, Texas because his favorite chili was served 501 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000 in McKinney. 502 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000 What chili was that? 503 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,000 That was in McKinney plenty of times. 504 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:20,000 And he knew that if he robbed a bank there, he would not be able to return to have some 505 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,000 of that chili. 506 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Did it name the place? 507 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000 If they're still around? 508 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 They're probably not still around. 509 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 No, it don't say it. 510 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,000 It just said it was in McKinney, Texas. 511 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Okay, well alright, we're going to return right after this, so hang tight. 512 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:49,000 As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum, two deuce lives in a microphone. 513 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 514 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,000 It's strange insults from an alien. 515 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000 Real hilarity. 516 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Your grandmother always intrudes your thoughts at the last minute while you are masturbating. 517 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:13,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 518 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 So let me see. 519 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,000 Let's say I was offended by people being offended. 520 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:24,000 Then would people being offended all the time would have to not be offended around me because 521 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,000 I was offended by them being offended? 522 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 Hm. 523 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 I may never know. 524 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000 We're back. 525 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000 I'm Mark. 526 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000 And I'm Rob. 527 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 We are two deuce bags in microphone. 528 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Alright. 529 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,000 You know there's southern sayings, right? 530 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000 Oh yeah. 531 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:02,000 Sayings that they just say in the south and like people from the north would be baffled if they heard it. 532 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Now in the Midwest we are privy to some of these because we do have a lot of southerners that migrated up 533 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 and were kind of like the mess ground. 534 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:17,000 They all want to go all the way up to, you know, near Canada, but they needed to go further north for a job or whatever. 535 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:22,000 So I've worked around southerners all my life and I've heard virtually all of these terms. 536 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,000 Most of them I know what they are, but some of them I did not. 537 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:35,000 So I've got a list of terms and what they mean in southern slang in America. 538 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 Catey. 539 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 Catey. 540 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000 That's pretty interesting. 541 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Catey Wampus. 542 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000 You've heard that, haven't you? 543 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 Yes I have. 544 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,000 It's pretty common around here. 545 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:55,000 Thames aren't lined up correctly. 546 00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:02,000 This next one kind of went, it traveled all over, but it started in the south and I know it started in the south 547 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000 because that's where I very first heard it. 548 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Bless your heart. 549 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000 And there's two different things. 550 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:15,000 No, that started in Harrisonville, Missouri with my grandma. 551 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:21,000 Okay. Was she a southerner before Harrisonville? 552 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,000 She grew up in Kansas. 553 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 She was a farmer on Kansas. 554 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000 Okay. 555 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 South-East Kansas. 556 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:36,000 Okay, on here, here's the definition for it on here from what I looked up here. 557 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:42,000 Saying for being concerned or well-being of someone. I've also heard that sarcastically. 558 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:47,000 Like someone's being a real bitch and then the old lady goes, well bless her heart. 559 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000 And it just kind of walks off. 560 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,000 That also means what a stupid fucking asshole. 561 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 I hope they leave. 562 00:30:54,000 --> 00:31:03,000 So, anyway, it only gives the one version of it, but I know for a fact that bless your heart means both ways. 563 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:08,000 It can mean like really concerned or also well fuck this idiot. 564 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Actually, now that you mention that, yes, I do remember that. 565 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000 A lot of people used to say that, yeah. 566 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,000 It was pretty common. At least around here. 567 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:24,000 When I hear it, I think of my grandma. 568 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:32,000 That's cool. Your grandma in Hooterville, huh? 569 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:37,000 Yeah. 570 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,000 She was between Harrison Mill and Freeman. 571 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,000 Oh, okay. On two highway? 572 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000 Yeah. You know where Double D is? 573 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 Oh, yeah. 574 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,000 Yeah, my family farm is at Double D. 575 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:55,000 I love Double D. Double D is a great highway. 576 00:31:55,000 --> 00:32:00,000 Yep. That's where I grew up. That's the farm I grew up at. 577 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,000 I lived in Belton, but that was our farm. 578 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:09,000 Double D is to the south, over kind of near the Amarujis, right? 579 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000 Yeah. Yeah. 580 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000 Yep. 581 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:16,000 I grew up going hunting down to Amarujis with my grandfather. 582 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:22,000 The Amarujis are a weird little patch of hills out in the middle of nothing. 583 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:28,000 How they got their name Amarujis is, do you know how they got their name? 584 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,000 Uh, shit. 585 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:39,000 My grandma and grandpa told me years ago, and I cannot remember. 586 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000 Okay. 587 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:45,000 Because our family farm has been there since, oh shit, 60s. 588 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Is it still there? 589 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000 No. 590 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:56,000 Uh, shit. Grandma and grandpa both have passed, and we sold off the farm. 591 00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Oh, that's too bad. That's great land in Cass County. 592 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:07,000 But grandma and grandpa are buried right down the road, man. 593 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 They're buried down on Double D. 594 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:13,000 They're on Double D. Oh, is that that little crossroad cemetery? 595 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:20,000 No, it's literally in a field. 596 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000 Oh, okay. 597 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000 But there's a cemetery, yeah, you gotta know how to get to it. 598 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000 Okay, forget it. Okay. 599 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:33,000 The Amarujis got their name, and there's another way too, but I forgot what it is. 600 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:38,000 But the conservation area over there is called the Amaruji Conservation Project. 601 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,000 Yeah, yeah, me and grandpa used to go turkey hunting out there. 602 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,000 Yeah. Oh, that place is loaded with turkey. 603 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 Oh, yeah. 604 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000 Oh, yeah. I'll tell you what, you're talking about a real treat. 605 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:57,000 Is wild turkey. Not only the drink, but the food. 606 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:03,000 No, I know you said, yeah. Wild, tame turkey. 607 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,000 They follow that creek bed right in the middle of the ladder. 608 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,000 They follow that creek bed, and you can catch them, but the turkeys are really smart, 609 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:19,000 because they use that creek bed to wash their scent off, and the dogs get lost. 610 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Yeah. Yeah, they're pretty smart. 611 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:27,000 People think turkeys are dumb. No, they're a very smart bird. 612 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 They are, they are. Yep. 613 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Okay, next one, all get out. 614 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Use as an emphasis, such as, it's hot as hell, it's hot as all get out today. 615 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,000 Yeah, I've heard it used like that too. 616 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Yeah, for years. 617 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:56,000 This next one, I always make fun of, and I always go, what in hell in Tarnation's going on here? 618 00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Tarnation. 619 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:07,000 Tarnation. I think it originated from North Carolina and the Tar Heels. 620 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:16,000 But someone used it as an expletive, an expletive shout, maybe, or something. 621 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:21,000 Tarnation kind of means like shit, or fuck, or damn. 622 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:27,000 I don't know, but I used to hear it on my grandma and grandpa's farm. 623 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000 I used to hear it on Hee Haw. 624 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 Oh yeah, yeah, Hee Haw. 625 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Yeah. Yep. 626 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,000 Yeah. Yep, I remember that. 627 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,000 Okay, next one, Coke. 628 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 It's soda pop. Doesn't matter what brand. 629 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:51,000 I don't care if you clearly see Dr. Pepper, or you clearly see 7-Up, or whatever you see. 630 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,000 It doesn't matter. It could be a 7-Up in the corner. 631 00:35:54,000 --> 00:36:00,000 The person will go, hey, go get me that Coke over there. 632 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,000 Have you witnessed that? I have. 633 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,000 Doesn't matter what it is. It's a Coke. If it's in a can. 634 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 Yeah. 635 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Now that you mention it, yeah, I've never given any thought, but yeah. 636 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:18,000 If it's in a can or a bottle, and it's a soft drink, to some people it's a Coke no matter what. 637 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Yeah. 638 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:25,000 So yes, yep, that's very true. 639 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:32,000 Next one, Over Yonder. 640 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000 I've heard that one for years. 641 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,000 It simply means over there. That's all it means. 642 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000 Yeah. 643 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 There's no other explanation. 644 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:46,000 So if some of those, hey, did you see where they parked that car? Over Yonder. 645 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 It just means over there. 646 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,000 So they point over there. They're going over there only. They're saying it in the southern term. 647 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Over Yonder. 648 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,000 So, alright, the next one. 649 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,000 But if you're southern, over yonder, it could be 20 miles. 650 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,000 It could be. And that's where it really gets confusing. 651 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 Yeah, that's where it gets confusing. 652 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000 Yeah, it's like, hey, what are they doing on that rafting amp? 653 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000 Over Yonder. They're like looking around. 654 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000 Looks like a hang field to me. 655 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,000 Oh, no, no, no. Over Yonder. Way over yonder. 656 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:23,000 Oh, you mean like, what, 20 miles over yonder? Yeah. 657 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,000 Okay, that over yonder. 658 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Next one, Whippersnapper. 659 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:37,000 I think that's evolved. I think that evolved into everybody's talk. 660 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Don't you think? Don't you think most people on the road... 661 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,000 They had Whippersnapper on gun smoke. 662 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000 Yep, they did. 663 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,000 Back in the 60s. 664 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Yep. 665 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000 Yep. 666 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 Larry Green. 667 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000 Cone, what was his name, Little Bob or whatever. 668 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Whippersnapper. 669 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 I don't know. 670 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Hoss. 671 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Whippersnapper describes an overly ambitious youngster that needs to be put in his place. 672 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000 So let's say Rob is a young man. 673 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 Okay, Rob Redd is a young man. 674 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,000 He comes up there in his short pants and he goes, hey, give me a wrench, man. 675 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 I'm going to fix this mower. 676 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:28,000 So the old man will go, hang on there, Whippersnapper. 677 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:38,000 So there you go. So Little Rob in his short pants has to walk off because the old man just put him in his place. 678 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:44,000 So next one is Buggy. 679 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Do you know what a buggy means? I didn't know this. 680 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000 No. 681 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:55,000 It's a term for a shopping cart. 682 00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:03,000 According to this, that's all it means. Nothing else in southern slang. 683 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000 Buggy is a shopping cart. 684 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000 It's a shopping cart. 685 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000 Okay. 686 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Okay, that I knew. I thought you were coming up with something new. 687 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:19,000 No. That's why I brought it up like that is because I was wanting to come up with something completely different. 688 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,000 No, it's a shopping cart. 689 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 Next one. 690 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,000 I was going to bring that up. That's all. 691 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Okay. You're right. 692 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Next one, Dag Nabbit. 693 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 I've heard that before plenty of times. 694 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,000 It's like, shit, damn, you know, whatever. 695 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:48,000 It is an expression of frustration. 696 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000 Next one. 697 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:54,000 And this has a lot of thought to it. Actually, it doesn't sound like it does, but it does. 698 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000 Living high on the hog. 699 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 It means you're living well. 700 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,000 But high on the hog came from the cuts from the hog. 701 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:09,000 The higher the cut, like the pork shoulder and all that and the ham, is high. 702 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000 Right. Right. 703 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:17,000 So if you said I'm living high on the hog, it means you got the good cuts. You didn't get the cheap shit. 704 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:22,000 And that evolved into, you know, doing well. 705 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:27,000 You know, just doing well financially, health-wise, whatever. 706 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Next one. 707 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Come hell or high water. 708 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,000 I've heard that plenty of times. 709 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Oh, yeah, me too. 710 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,000 So, phrase used to express determination and preservance. 711 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Preservance. Man, I can't fucking read tonight. 712 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,000 Well, wait a minute. I can't read any night, but it's worse tonight. 713 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:54,000 It doesn't help that my voice is trying to go out and I'm trying to like say these words really quick. 714 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Okay. 715 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:03,000 Fiddle faddle. 716 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,000 I shouldn't get mushy food. 717 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Nope. To explain something silly. 718 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 Oh. 719 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000 Yeah, that's what I say. 720 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000 Fiddle faddle sounded to me like... 721 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 722 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:25,000 Or it sounded like those little cheese sticks with the pretzels or something. 723 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000 Or maybe some Chex Mix. 724 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Chex Mix with some M&Ms and some pretzels. 725 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 I don't know. 726 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000 Okay. 727 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:38,000 Actually, I think there may be a packaged type of food like that called fiddle faddle. 728 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,000 I'm not for sure. 729 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000 Next one. 730 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Peckerwood. 731 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:53,000 Peckerwood, I honestly thought... 732 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,000 I had to explain to me was... 733 00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:05,000 This is the way a black man described what they thought was a racist white person. 734 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000 What? 735 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:10,000 That's the way I understood it through a friend of mine. 736 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,000 He was African American. 737 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:21,000 And he said that it was an old African American term they used to describe someone they thought was a racist piece of shit. 738 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000 They called him a Peckerwood. 739 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,000 But this doesn't say that. 740 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,000 It's describing someone rather slow. 741 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 So maybe in his parts... 742 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Okay. 743 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,000 Maybe in his parts that's what Peckerwood meant. 744 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,000 But here it means someone rather slow. 745 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Well, I know back in like the 90s and stuff... 746 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,000 Uh huh. 747 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:52,000 Peckerwood meant you were a dumbass. 748 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 That's the way I knew it. 749 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,000 I had never heard that other terminology. 750 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,000 I've heard it like that too, yeah. 751 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 That's interesting though. 752 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 That is very interesting. 753 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Next one. 754 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:12,000 Heavens to Betsy. 755 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,000 My grandma used to say that. 756 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,000 It's describing someone rather slow. 757 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,000 Oh no, fuck. 758 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:26,000 I'm sorry, my voice is going out and it's fucking freaking me out. 759 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 Okay. 760 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 Okay. 761 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:34,000 It's making a big production out of nothing, carrying on. 762 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000 That's what Heavens to Betsy means. 763 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000 Next one. 764 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000 And I haven't heard this one in a long time. 765 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Good gravy. 766 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000 Have you ever heard that? 767 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000 That's the last I've heard that one. 768 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:58,000 It means surprise, odd, or knock on wood. 769 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:08,000 And also to ward off bad luck. 770 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,000 Next one. 771 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:15,000 Daisy Fresh. 772 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:24,000 Means you're absolutely sparkling clean, fancified. 773 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:31,000 Yeah, I think I was homesick one day and I was watching TV and heard that terminology. 774 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:39,000 And then finally, Benali's Gussied Up. 775 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,000 It means your Sunday clothes, your best clothes. 776 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000 Yep. 777 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000 Yep, and I knew that one. 778 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:52,000 So anyhow, we're going to be right back after this because I've got to clear my throat and hopefully quit coughing in your guys' ear. 779 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:56,000 And I'll come with a story that was off. 780 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000 Sounds great. 781 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:02,000 All right, we'll be right back. 782 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 783 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000 It's strange insults from an alien. 784 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 Real hilarity. 785 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:14,000 I will rescue. 786 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:24,000 My mom told me to not burn trash. 787 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:29,000 Two emotionally disturbed dirtbags in a popsicle will be right back. 788 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 789 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,000 It's strange insults from an alien. 790 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000 Real hilarity. 791 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:55,000 You are dressed like an assistant debate coach at an Ohio State Middle School. 792 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000 Temporarily good. 793 00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,000 We'll see where it goes. 794 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000 I'm Mark. 795 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000 I'm here too. 796 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000 And I'm Rob. 797 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,000 OK. 798 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,000 You said you had something. 799 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000 Go ahead. 800 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:14,000 Let me cover a story that we lost on our last episode. 801 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Oh, sure. 802 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 Give your voice a minute. 803 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000 How about that, buddy? 804 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000 OK, that sounds great. 805 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000 You'll remember it. 806 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000 OK. 807 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000 OK. 808 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:35,000 Charges against Alec Baldwin could be refiled as forensic reports shows trigger on gun using rust shooting had to be pulled. 809 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:46,000 Independent testing on the weapon used in a fatal shooting on the set of the film rust shows the trigger had to be pulled. 810 00:46:46,000 --> 00:47:00,000 The gun fired normally and did not malfunction according to a report filed in court raising the possibility that charges could be refiled against after Alec Baldwin. 811 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:18,000 The fired evidence cartridge is the consequence of a normal hammer fall from the fully caught position of the hammer, a report compiled by forensic science services in Arizona states. 812 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:35,000 The report was filed as part of a defense motion on behalf of the film's armor. Hannah Guterres Reed, who is charged with tampering with the gun used in the shooting, as well as two counts of involuntary manslaughter. 813 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000 Wow. 814 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000 That's kind of serious. 815 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:50,000 Yeah, what it sounds like to me is they're going to try to use that to get leniency for her. 816 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,000 Mm hmm. 817 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,000 But no, what they're saying doesn't make sense to me. 818 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000 He had to pull that trigger. 819 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000 Yes. 820 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:07,000 But at the same time, he thought it was empty or blank or, you know. 821 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:12,000 I think what they're trying to do is not say that he tried to kill the person. 822 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:22,000 What they're trying to do is come up with manslaughter, which means your own ignorance and arrogance probably caused this guy to die. 823 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:39,000 Yeah, well, they're trying to transfer with tampering with the gun and involuntary manslaughter, which I feel is what Alex should have if nothing else, you know. 824 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000 Yeah. 825 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:46,000 They should not get him for manslaughter. They should not get him for murder. 826 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,000 Well, Mike, if you're... 827 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:51,000 He did not know there was a bullet in that gun. He did not know there was a live round. 828 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000 Here's what they're saying. 829 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000 So what? He's being Alec Baldwin. He's being a neckcase. 830 00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:01,000 Here's what they're saying about Alec Baldwin, and I'm just telling you what I'd read about it too is... 831 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000 Yeah, yeah. 832 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:09,000 He did not do his due diligence. They say everybody does. When they do this, they do their due diligence. 833 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:24,000 They get in there and they look, and despite what people think, Brandon Lee was not killed because someone left a bullet in the gun. 834 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000 No, no, it was not. 835 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:39,000 Yeah, it was literally a defect in the blank with some pieces of shrapnel that went to just the wrong spot of Brandon Lee and killed him instantaneously. 836 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:44,000 So that was, you know, that was an accident and couldn't be helped. 837 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:52,000 What they're saying here is Alec Baldwin was like, I don't fucking need to do this. I'm Alec Baldwin. 838 00:49:52,000 --> 00:50:02,000 No, nothing's going to happen to anyone. And his own arrogance and defiance is what caused this man to be dead. 839 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:07,000 So that would equal out to manslaughter, right? 840 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:15,000 I think, in my opinion, I think he was being Alec Baldwin. He was just horse playing. 841 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,000 And there happened to be a bullet in there and he did not know it. 842 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000 Well, let me ask you... 843 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,000 Therefore, I think it should be involuntary, Mon. 844 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,000 Okay, okay. Yeah, involuntary. Yeah, I agree with that. 845 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:35,000 Here's what I ask you, Rob. Let's say this was someone really close to you. 846 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,000 Right. 847 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:44,000 Would you go after Alec Baldwin? Would you sue him? I would. 848 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,000 Yeah. 849 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:54,000 I would, and not because I was on a big money search. I would sue him because I do believe his own arrogance led to this. 850 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:58,000 Part of it. Not out of it. Part of it. It took several different... 851 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:06,000 Like I said, his ego, knowing Alec Baldwin, he was jackassin' around, and that's supposedly what happened. 852 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,000 And also, he's notorious for not listening to anybody. 853 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:15,000 Yeah, and he pulled it out, was doing a fake shoot, and pulled the trigger and killed somebody. 854 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,000 Uh-huh. 855 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:27,000 I believe that. But I honestly believe we did not mean to do that. 856 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,000 No, I believe that. 857 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,000 I believe it was an accident. 858 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:34,000 I believe that too, yeah. I don't think he meant to. Why would he? 859 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,000 Right. 860 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000 So, anyhow... 861 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,000 Well, maybe he'll think next time he does something stupid like that. 862 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,000 That is where I'm getting at. 863 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 Kind of like we teach our kids. 864 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:54,000 Yes. You sue the guy. He's gonna really learn a lesson. 865 00:51:54,000 --> 00:52:00,000 There's stuff here where people are not really happy with him. He doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't care. 866 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:05,000 So, there's what? 30, 40 kids? 867 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000 Yeah. Yeah. 868 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:11,000 No, I keep... Yeah. He's really in the middle for that now. 869 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:16,000 Well, he's not gonna give that much money up, I can tell you that. 870 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:20,000 Whoever's family this is, is they'd probably get maybe 100,000 from him. 871 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:25,000 I don't really see them getting much more than that, unfortunately, but that's where it is. 872 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:33,000 So, now, the production company, they might have deeper pockets than anybody to get. 873 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000 Yeah. 874 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:41,000 Because they're the overseers of all of it. So... 875 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,000 Well, anyhow... 876 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:47,000 Okay. 877 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:54,000 Do you know about the Treasury Secretary, Janet Yellen? 878 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:59,000 She almost took a trip to China a little too literally. 879 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:06,000 Yellen said she was unaware that delicious mushroom dish she ordered at a popular Chinese restaurant 880 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:11,000 contained mushrooms that could be hallucinogenic. 881 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:17,000 I was not aware that these mushrooms had hallucinogenic properties, Yellen told CNN's Aaron Burnett. 882 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000 I'll ring that later. 883 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:27,000 The Treasury Secretary said she read that if the mushrooms were cooked, that they do not cause hallucinations. 884 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:34,000 So, it does seem unlikely that the Biden cabinet official was trying to intentionally microdose. 885 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:43,000 CNN previously reported that following Yellen's visit to mushroom dish was saying that of Yixing, 886 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,000 Yaiwang, other locations across China. 887 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:51,000 So, anyhow, Wang means in and out in English. 888 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:57,000 But the Chinese chambers, no connection to the California burger giant, in and out. 889 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:05,000 Instead of animal style fries, Wang, I'm just going to call it Yang because...Wang, because of all the other names in front of... 890 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,000 Wang specializes in human food, according to CNN. 891 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:19,000 It was a popular cuisine in southwestern China with the hallucinogenic mushrooms. 892 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:23,000 Anyway, she said that... 893 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000 These things are getting to be big. 894 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000 Yeah, they are, again. 895 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:31,000 I hear about all over. 896 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:44,000 A lot of drug...like doing research for the podcast, a lot of the drug must, I read about, have the hallucinogenic mushrooms. 897 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,000 Yes. They're coming back with a vengeance, dude. 898 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000 They are. 899 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:53,000 Yeah. Yep. 900 00:54:53,000 --> 00:55:00,000 Anyhow, my voice is going to shit, dude. 901 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 I'm hearing it. 902 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:09,000 Yeah. I think maybe we ought to give the final thoughts. Do you have the final thought I do? 903 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:14,000 Yeah, go ahead and give me a big line-up. 904 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:19,000 Okay. Why? 905 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,000 Let's see. 906 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:32,000 Okay. If we don't let athletes bet on games they could influence, why do we allow Congress to invest in companies they regulate? 907 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 Good question. 908 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000 Yeah. 909 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:41,000 Yeah, we won't let players bet on games they could influence. 910 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:56,000 So, yeah, how about Congress regulating all these companies that they invest in? It's not right. 911 00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:02,000 So, anyhow, that's the final thought. Sorry about the quality of this and me hacking constantly. 912 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,000 Go ahead, Mark. Go ahead. 913 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:09,000 No, I was just apologizing for my voice. Go ahead, Rob. 914 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,000 Okay. 915 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:21,000 Life is easier in 2023 for a boy named Sue than it was in 1969. 916 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000 All right, Godwin, the best. 917 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000 Everybody have a good night. 918 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,000 I like that, too. 919 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:33,000 Thanks for listening to this abortion called My Fucking Voice. Love you guys. Keep listening. Take care. Bye. 920 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000 And we'll be back. 921 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:40,000 I'm going to have some next time if my voice is even questionable. 922 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:44,000 I'm going to have fucking lemon and tea or something. I don't know. Some hot toddies. 923 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,000 Take care, everybody. Have a good night. 924 00:56:47,000 --> 00:57:01,000 Good night. 925 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:10,000 Hey, where do they go? Where are the douchebags? Oh, my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh, geez. 926 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:31,000 Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells.