1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Live from the historic River Market District in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,000 from the banks of the beautiful Crystal Blue Walkers of the Missouri River, 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 it is Two Boosh Bags and Microphone Podcast. 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,000 It's strange insults from an alien. 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Real hilarity. 7 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:28,000 I will punch you. 8 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:34,000 But, my mom told me to not burn trash. 9 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 I didn't mean to do that. 10 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:42,000 When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water. 11 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Because nobody likes a stinky asshole. 12 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Two douchebags and a microphone invade your ear holes in... 13 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Hey! Who took a dump in the cooler? 14 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Alright, Two Douchebags and a Microphone. I'm Mark. 15 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 And I'm Rob. 16 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Okay, so what kind of problem do you have with I Heart You're Just Telling Me? 17 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Okay, the last few days, it's like every morning, 18 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:38,000 I go to check to see if you have put out a new podcast. 19 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:43,000 And it doesn't show up in my stations. 20 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Well, like it normally does. 21 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 When I'm following. 22 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Okay. 23 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Well, I have to go in to my podcast. 24 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:59,000 I still pull it up because I still have one playing at all times. 25 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:06,000 I can go into my podcast, pull it up, go into Two Douchebags and a Microphone, 26 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,000 and I have to re-follow it every morning. 27 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 That is weird. 28 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,000 That would explain how come my followers are... 29 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 My followers bounce so much. 30 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Just like... 31 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,000 But I still have auto-download. 32 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:25,000 So anytime I play it, I'm still auto-downloading. 33 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,000 It's just I have to go in. 34 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 So I... 35 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 They would think that anytime you're following somebody... 36 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:35,000 I've been running on the free I Heart. 37 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Well, I'm thinking about... 38 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,000 They have a plan for $6.99 a month. 39 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000 I'm thinking about going in and trying that. 40 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 See what happens. 41 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Okay. 42 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 I lifted the I Heart at work. 43 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:54,000 I throw on my Bluetooth speaker and go to work. 44 00:02:54,000 --> 00:03:00,000 I'll really quickly mention some of the easy ways to get us besides I Heart. 45 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 RSS.com. 46 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,000 Put in the search bar, Two Douchebags and a Microphone. 47 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:14,000 All our episodes will come up in descending order from most recent to least recent. 48 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Two Douchebags and.NET has the last five on there. 49 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 And that email does not work. 50 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Use the email that I've mentioned. 51 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:30,000 It is DoucheB66 at Yahoo.com. 52 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 And I'll mention it more on this broadcast. 53 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Let's see. 54 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Amazon Music. 55 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Put in Two Douchebags and Microphone in the search bar. 56 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 It will do the same thing, bring all the episodes up. 57 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 iTunes. 58 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Stitcher. 59 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Let's see. 60 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Who else? 61 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 We're on a bunch of them. 62 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 God, I'll have to look. 63 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Hang on. 64 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,000 I'm going to look right now. 65 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,000 I'm going to go to our platform. 66 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,000 And let me say all the ways that you can find us. 67 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:08,000 I mean, although the people that are listening did find us, still, if you start having problems like Rob did, which I've been hearing about, 68 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 people having issues here and there. 69 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:14,000 I'll give you some other services that you can look at to find us. 70 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:18,000 So. 71 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Let's see. 72 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 OK. 73 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Spotify. 74 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Amazon Music. 75 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Samsung Podcasts. 76 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Podcasts Index. 77 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Listen Notes. 78 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:39,000 RSS Community. 79 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 OK. 80 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Then on another tier, there's Apple Podcasts. 81 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Google Podcasts. 82 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Pandora. 83 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 TuneIn. 84 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 iHeart. 85 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Deezer. 86 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Stitcher. 87 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:58,000 And soon to be on YouTube, but I've got to talk to you about that off air. 88 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Yes. 89 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,000 And some of the things that we have to do first. 90 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Right. 91 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Because we can't just like just start doing it. 92 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 It's not that's. 93 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Anyhow, it's a little bit involved, but it can be done. 94 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 So. 95 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Yeah, I have a friend that has his own YouTube channel. 96 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 So. 97 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 OK. 98 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Then you probably know a little bit about it. 99 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Yeah, I know a few of the hoops. 100 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,000 OK. 101 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Well, you know, there's all this stuff going on between Gen Zers making fun of Xers and boomers. 102 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:40,000 And, you know, they're having their own little chat room acting like us coming up with like, 103 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:45,000 you know, doing the stupid tick tocks about us and all that stuff. 104 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Well, guess what I found? 105 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Uh oh. 106 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,000 I found a platform of nothing but Gen Z jokes. 107 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Jokes about Gen Zers. 108 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:02,000 I don't know who it was done by, but I would assume by an Xer or a boomer or both. 109 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Maybe Xer boomers and Millenniums because Millennium and Xers don't seem to like each other either. 110 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:14,000 So, anyhow, I'm not sure who's responsible for this, but I do know that there's a platform that makes fun of them now. 111 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000 So. 112 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Let me tell you a few of these jokes. 113 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 And they're not bad. 114 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 They're pretty good. 115 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 So. 116 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Here we go. 117 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 All right. 118 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 First one. 119 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:31,000 How many Gen Zers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 120 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 None. 121 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,000 They'll just take a selfie in the dark. 122 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Like that one? 123 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 I like that one. 124 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 I think it's pretty good. 125 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Number two. 126 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Why did the Gen Zer take a ladder to the library? 127 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 To get to the angle. 128 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 To get to the angle. 129 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,000 To get to the highest angle for the Instagram shot. 130 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Oh my God. 131 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Look, I don't like these, but I did like that one. 132 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 All right. 133 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:14,000 What does the Gen Zers have in common with the greatest generation? 134 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Any idea? 135 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Nothing. 136 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:22,000 They considered a great achievement to survive childhood and not get shot. 137 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Burn! 138 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Ooh. 139 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Burn! 140 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Well, you know the greatest generation was the war generation, right? 141 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Right. 142 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:40,000 What they're comparing it to is crime in America. 143 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Get it now? 144 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Yeah. 145 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Okay. 146 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Yeah. 147 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Gen Z's should change their names to Quarantines. 148 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Ha ha ha ha. 149 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 All right. 150 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Next one on the plate. 151 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:06,000 I'm going to tell my Gen Z friend a joke about Social Security, but they probably won't get it. 152 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 Ooh. 153 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Hell, I'm doubtful if we're going to get it. 154 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 I know. 155 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 I know. 156 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:21,000 That was dirty. 157 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Yeah. 158 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Yeah. 159 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,000 But nevertheless, a little funny. 160 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 A lot of truth in it. 161 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Bad taste in my mouth a little bit because I'm wondering if we're going to get it. 162 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000 But good joke. 163 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:37,000 COVID is all Gen Z's fault. 164 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,000 They wanted everything to go viral. 165 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Ha ha ha ha. 166 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 No. 167 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Nothing. 168 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 No. 169 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Okay. 170 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,000 I wish I had a gong in here. 171 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:56,000 That would be a good moment for a gong. 172 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 I'm surprised you don't. 173 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:02,000 I've got a gong sound and maybe I can insert it. 174 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,000 I mean, but it's on the computer, but I don't have an actual gong in here. 175 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 I need one. 176 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:14,000 I could put the gong right next to my Yenling logger metal sign that I love so much. 177 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:19,000 And also, I fixed my fuck off neon light. 178 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Oh, cool. 179 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Yeah, yeah. 180 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 I was kind of grounding out or something. 181 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 So I kind of moved the wire around a little bit and now it's working. 182 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 So I'm pretty happy about that. 183 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 So yeah, my fuck off. 184 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:35,000 My neon fuck off signs got to be on there to get me in the right mood for this podcast, right? 185 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Yeah. 186 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 It's on. 187 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Yeah, I got to get me a sign for my door. 188 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 A studio sign. 189 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Yeah, there you go. 190 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,000 I've not I've not named my bedroom my studio. 191 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Okay. 192 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,000 And also do some really shit. 193 00:09:51,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Whenever people come in there to talk to you in your studio, they must call you Your Majesty and they cannot look you in the eye. 194 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,000 No, they have to knock on the door first. 195 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you could be, you know, you could be roughing up the witness, right? 196 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 It's been known to happen. 197 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Been known to happen here and there, right? 198 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000 Yeah, yeah. 199 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 You could be punching the clown, right? 200 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Yeah. 201 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Okay. 202 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Yeah. 203 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000 You could be. 204 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,000 What's the other one? 205 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,000 You could be taking the bad guy around the corner, right? 206 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Right? 207 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Yeah. 208 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Be shaking hands with unemployed, right? 209 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Right. 210 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Okay. 211 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Oh, yeah. 212 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Yeah, definitely. 213 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Yeah, that's what an old boss of mine used to say. 214 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 He's an old English guy. 215 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 You've been there taking piss. 216 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 He come up and he put his hand on your back. 217 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Oh, Mark, I see you're shaking hands with unemployed. 218 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 I'm like, thanks a lot, man. 219 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Yeah, good. 220 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 I like that one. 221 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Yeah, shaking hands with unemployed. 222 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:58,000 And then he had a unique way of saying people were talking too much, that they were gay 223 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 for each other or whatever. 224 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:05,000 And whenever people were talking, I've spoken about this before, I think to Topher, though. 225 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:12,000 He'd walk up and he would go, let's say the guy's name was Hank and Billy. 226 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 He'd come up and go, hey, Mark. 227 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:19,000 And he'd point over to Hank and Billy and go, Hank and Billy have an apartment upstairs. 228 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,000 And I'm like, what the fuck? 229 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:27,000 And then someone told me, he's saying that we're talking so much, we're lovers. 230 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 We have an apartment together. 231 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,000 And I was like, oh, okay. 232 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:36,000 I got a bunch of other weird sayings, I got two. 233 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000 But my favorite was shaking hands with unemployed. 234 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Yeah, I like that one. 235 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000 I really do. 236 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:49,000 Well, if you're fucking off, you go, Mark, don't make me come over and make you found out and followed. 237 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 I'm like, what the fuck? 238 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Found out and followed? 239 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Sounds a lot more serious than just talking to someone for a minute. 240 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:02,000 So anyhow, let's see. 241 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:06,000 I forgot where I was at. 242 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Okay. 243 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 Okay, here it is. 244 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:15,000 How do you ground a Gen Z-er, make them go outside and socialize? 245 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 I like that one. 246 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Ouch. 247 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000 Yeah. 248 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000 You go outside. 249 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000 I'd be traumatized. 250 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 And you look at people and you talk to them. 251 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Oh, no, no. 252 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Yes, you do it right now, little missy. 253 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Ah. 254 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 See that stranger? 255 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Go say hi. 256 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Ah. 257 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:42,000 That'd be an extra three years of the council's. 258 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:46,000 Oh, the outrage too. 259 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,000 You know what Mr. Wallace did? 260 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,000 He made his child talk to people outside. 261 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Ah. 262 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,000 The outrage. 263 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000 All right. 264 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Can you imagine the tweets? 265 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Oh, yeah. 266 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000 On the Instagrams. 267 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Mean old bastard. 268 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Stop school with our people. 269 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Leave us alone. 270 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Hashtag leave us alone. 271 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 That's what it'd be. 272 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000 And people on their crying and their man buns. 273 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Ah. 274 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Leave us alone. 275 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,000 No, no, no. 276 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Anyhow, next one. 277 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Let's see. 278 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Shit. 279 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000 Where was I now? 280 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Oh, OK. 281 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Outside. 282 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000 OK. 283 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:44,000 What did the Gen Zers say when they found a parking spot? 284 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,000 I don't know. 285 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Hashtag blessed. 286 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000 All right. 287 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,000 That went a lot too. 288 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Yeah. 289 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,000 That probably is what they said too. 290 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 All right. 291 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000 I imagine. 292 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:05,000 This next one's fantastic because it is a Gen Xer joke, but only us. 293 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Or maybe, well, maybe not only us, but this would be a joke that we get more. 294 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Does Forrest Gump belong in Gen X or Gen Y or Gen Z? 295 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 No. 296 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:21,000 He belongs to Gen A. 297 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Yes. 298 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Yes. 299 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Gen A. 300 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Gen A. 301 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Yes. 302 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000 I love you, but you're a whore. 303 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Why do Gen Zers make bad astronauts? 304 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:44,000 No one can read your meme in space. 305 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Ah. 306 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 All right. 307 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 How about that? 308 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Did you make a basket with that one? 309 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 No. 310 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000 There wasn't a trash can on that side. 311 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000 I just threw it on the floor. 312 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000 OK. 313 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000 I'll pick it up later. 314 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 It's laying on the floor. 315 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 All right. 316 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:07,000 How about if we return here in just a bit with some would you rathers? 317 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000 No batlight here. 318 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,000 These idiots just show up and hope for the best. 319 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:20,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 320 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Let's see here. 321 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 A package of eight hot dogs. 322 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,000 A package of ten hot dog buns. 323 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:31,000 I would have to buy ten packs of hot dogs and eight packs of buns to even it out. 324 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Should I buy them at once? 325 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Should I freeze them? 326 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Or just continue to zigzag them and hope for the best? 327 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,000 I hate adulting. 328 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000 Hey, Mark. 329 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Hey, I'm Ralph. 330 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 All right. 331 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:57,000 As aforementioned, would you rathers. 332 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 All right. 333 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:03,000 These ones are rather crude, but that's what we expect out of them, right? 334 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:09,000 I wouldn't expect anything less. 335 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 All right. 336 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000 All right. 337 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 First one. 338 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Would you rather have sandpaper hands or be forced to pleasure yourself once a week forever 339 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:24,000 or have no genitals at all? 340 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:30,000 No genitals would really, really, really, really suck. 341 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:36,000 I guess I'm going to have to put up with the sandpaper hands jerking off. 342 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000 I don't know. 343 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:42,000 I don't know, though, because you probably couldn't do anything. 344 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Your dick would hurt so bad after masturbating with sandpaper hands that you couldn't do 345 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 anything anyhow. 346 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,000 I guess you might as well not have any, right? 347 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 No. 348 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 I will go with sandpaper hands. 349 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Okay. 350 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Because after a while, the skin would build up into sandpaper and then it would become 351 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000 smooth again. 352 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Wow. 353 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000 Rob, you are a brilliant man. 354 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000 You are a brilliant man. 355 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Me too. 356 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000 Thank you. 357 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000 I was going to almost wipe my genitals out. 358 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Not now. 359 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Uh-uh. 360 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Not me. 361 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000 I was aiming that way, but wait a second. 362 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000 No, it's not me. 363 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 No, it's not me. 364 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000 No, it's not me. 365 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000 No, it's not me. 366 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000 No, it's not me. 367 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000 No, it's not me. 368 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000 No, it's not me. 369 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000 No, it's not me. 370 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000 No, it's not me. 371 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000 No, it's not me. 372 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000 I was just checking. 373 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,000 No, it's sand paper filled up and it ends up being smooth. 374 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 Hell yeah! 375 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,360 And I'll bet you those ridges would really feel good on women, too. 376 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:35,080 I'll bet you it would become somewhat of a novelty. 377 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:39,680 It's like, hey, you know, sandpaper hands over there, do you know how rough this dick 378 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,680 is? 379 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:41,680 No. 380 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:42,680 No, why? 381 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:46,160 Well, you know, he, you know, he fucking handles that thing all the time, right? 382 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:50,080 Well, builds up these little bumps that feel like like, expanded French ticklers. 383 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,200 Oh, no shit? 384 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,200 Yeah, really? 385 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,200 Oh wow, man. 386 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:57,360 Oh wow man, give it a try man, give him a whirl. 387 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,800 Right? 388 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,100 Or at least we hope. 389 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:02,800 Alright, next one. 390 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,780 Would you rather drink a cup of chewing tobacco spit 391 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:09,440 or make out with someone with rotten teeth? 392 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,320 Oh. 393 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,040 Oh that's horrible. 394 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:17,060 Can we do the gun? 395 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:20,260 Is there a gun in play on this one? 396 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:22,280 No, I can't use a gun on this one. 397 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:27,200 It's not severe enough. 398 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,460 Well here's my dilemma. 399 00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:31,900 I have rotten teeth and I chew. 400 00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,840 Oh, okay. 401 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,140 Yeah. 402 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:39,880 Mmm. 403 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,880 I'm going to go tobacco spit. 404 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:45,280 I've had gum disease since I was about 17. 405 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,720 Oh, okay. 406 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:47,560 I have much of a choice. 407 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:51,960 Do you not have dental or just the money to do it? 408 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,280 Just money. 409 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,520 Okay. 410 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:56,820 Okay. 411 00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:58,220 Alright, gotcha. 412 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,360 Alright, well we'll move right along then. 413 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,800 Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day 414 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:07,200 for the rest of your life or join in once, oh my god, 415 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,300 or join in once a week to make it stop? 416 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:12,840 That's the gun. 417 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:18,440 Oh my god. 418 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,840 Yeah, gun. 419 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,320 Gun. 420 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:28,480 Okay, can we only do one gun or do we have two bullets? 421 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,620 Depends on the questions. 422 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,560 Okay, we might have another bullet. 423 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,960 We don't know. 424 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,500 We're playing Russian roulette with this one. 425 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,000 Yeah. 426 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,040 Well that one right there, I'm stopping 427 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,800 and having a bullet in the chamber. 428 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:46,280 Yeah, that's over the line there. 429 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,780 Yeah. Watch your parents or join in to make it stop. 430 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:51,340 No way. 431 00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:52,680 No, nope. 432 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,740 Not in my fucking world. 433 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:54,980 No way. 434 00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:58,320 No. 435 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:03,260 Alright, would you rather bite off someone's armpit hairs 436 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:12,200 or lick up public, no, public, pubic hair from a shower floor? 437 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:15,340 Shower floor. 438 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,640 I think. 439 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,940 I don't know, let's talk this out. 440 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:21,040 Oh. 441 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:25,740 Now, could you make the person like wash really good before you 442 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:29,320 bite his hair off? 443 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,320 Yeah. 444 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,880 That's what I'm thinking. 445 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:36,180 If the pubic hair is in the shower, 446 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:39,000 it's possibly already clean. 447 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Mm-hmm. 448 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,960 So, okay, there's a couple of stipulations. 449 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,740 Has this pubic hair been laying there while the shower was 450 00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:51,900 washed, you know, someone washed and all this soap went 451 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,500 over it so it's clean? 452 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,480 That's what I was saying, yeah. 453 00:20:56,480 --> 00:21:01,520 Or if not, could you make the person wash his underarms 454 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,980 really good before you did this? 455 00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:09,960 Is it not enough time to sweat or nothing? 456 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,620 You know what, I think I'm going to go with pubic hair 457 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:14,620 off the shower. 458 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:18,760 I mean, I just think the texture and sticking your nose. 459 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:22,900 I'm thinking since it's in the shower, 460 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:23,900 it's going to be clean. 461 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:26,700 I think I'm going to roll a guy with a pubic hair. 462 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:32,240 Me too, because the texture, think of the texture biting 463 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,140 into someone's armpit hair. 464 00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:37,820 And think about your nose nuzzled in their armpit. 465 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:42,880 Well, you're also talking about one pubic hair. 466 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,880 Yeah, that's right. 467 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,380 You know what, you're talking about like- 468 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:49,420 You're going to get 20, 30, 40 of them. 469 00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:50,760 Sold. 470 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,020 Sold. 471 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,260 Pubic hair on the shower floor wins. 472 00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:55,540 You're right. 473 00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:56,340 Good job, Rob. 474 00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:58,540 Never would have thought it. 475 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:01,040 Rob, you are on it tonight. 476 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,740 You've come up with the answer for everything. 477 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:09,300 And what was the quote of last podcast? 478 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,220 Forgot what the hell you said, but it was a quote 479 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:15,220 after the podcast is right at the first. 480 00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:16,880 Oh well, I'll listen to it later. 481 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,720 Oh, I don't remember. 482 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,060 I would like make a banner of that. 483 00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:26,920 I forgot what you said, but anyhow. 484 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,400 All right, would you rather wear someone's shit stained 485 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:39,780 underwear or use their toothbrush to brush your teeth? 486 00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:42,820 Okay, I think I've got an angle. 487 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:45,420 All right. 488 00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:54,420 If the person is like a lot fatter ass than me, right? 489 00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:57,160 To where the underwear would be loose on you 490 00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:05,000 and not touching you. 491 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 If you could do that. 492 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,740 I've already got my answer. 493 00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:08,540 Okay, what's yours? 494 00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:10,140 Go ahead. 495 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,880 I'm going with the toothbrush. 496 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,080 I already told you, I have some rotten teeth. 497 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,580 It ain't gonna hurt. 498 00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:16,620 Okay. 499 00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:20,380 Me, I think I'm gonna go with the shit stained underwear 500 00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:21,980 under stipulation. 501 00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:24,980 If I can pick the guy out, because I'm gonna make sure 502 00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:28,460 that guy's about 500 pounds. 503 00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:31,460 And I'm gonna put that underwear on just enough to where 504 00:23:31,460 --> 00:23:36,860 it will stay on me somehow, but not touch my ass. 505 00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:41,340 And then the underwear flies off because the guy's 500 pounds 506 00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:42,340 and I'm free to go. 507 00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:43,340 There you go. 508 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,340 All right. 509 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:52,500 I'm still sticking with mine now. 510 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:57,820 Reading this next one, I'm glad we have two bullets. 511 00:23:57,820 --> 00:24:00,820 Are you ready for this? 512 00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:02,980 Shoot. 513 00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:10,300 Would you rather drink a cup of your mom's period blood or a cup of your dad's semen? 514 00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:14,980 There better be a damn bullet in there. 515 00:24:14,980 --> 00:24:18,140 I don't care if it's death by paper cut. 516 00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:21,660 I don't care if it's death by hatchet. 517 00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:25,660 I don't care if it is fucking AIDS. 518 00:24:25,660 --> 00:24:30,660 Anything is better than that. 519 00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:37,740 Oh, Mack Truck. 520 00:24:37,740 --> 00:24:45,660 Fucking hammer to the head. 521 00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:52,020 Opera music for 10 days and then a firing squad. 522 00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:55,020 Anything is better than that. 523 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:57,420 Jumping into poor reaches. 524 00:24:57,420 --> 00:24:58,620 Anything. 525 00:24:58,620 --> 00:24:59,620 Better than that. 526 00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:00,620 Wow. 527 00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:01,620 Yeah. 528 00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:08,180 Death by one of those farm spaders. 529 00:25:08,180 --> 00:25:13,580 I read something not too long ago where a farmer was killed by one of those dicers. 530 00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:22,260 He was reaching back to get a drink and he fell into his dicer and it sliced him up and 531 00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:23,260 put him in the ground. 532 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,300 They couldn't find him at first. 533 00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:30,380 So even death by that would be better than this. 534 00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:31,380 Wow. 535 00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:37,300 That one's going to ask going to Hall of Fame. 536 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:38,940 You're right. 537 00:25:38,940 --> 00:25:46,740 That one goes into the horrible question, Hall of Fame. 538 00:25:46,740 --> 00:25:50,500 That question can never be used again but it will always be mounted on there for people 539 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:54,020 for future use of how far not to take something. 540 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,020 Agreed? 541 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:56,020 Yep. 542 00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:57,020 Alright. 543 00:25:57,020 --> 00:26:06,780 Would you rather lick a homeless man's toe or chew a piece of gum you found stuck under 544 00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:07,780 a table? 545 00:26:07,780 --> 00:26:08,780 Alright. 546 00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:09,780 These are my filthy gums. 547 00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:27,460 I think so too. 548 00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:30,620 I wish we had three bullets but we don't. 549 00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:31,620 Yeah. 550 00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:32,620 Yeah. 551 00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:33,620 It would make this too easy. 552 00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:45,620 I mean we'd just shoot ourselves on everyone and then we'd be like, okay, you're done. 553 00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:50,060 Providing you only have to chew it for like three chews or something. 554 00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:57,340 And then right after that you can go wash your teeth out, your mouth out, you can Listerine 555 00:26:57,340 --> 00:26:58,340 it, whatever. 556 00:26:58,340 --> 00:26:59,860 Fucking burn it out. 557 00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:02,860 Whatever you need to do. 558 00:27:02,860 --> 00:27:08,220 Would you rather eat a cockroach you found in your home or eat an earthworm you found 559 00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:12,060 crawling on the ground? 560 00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:17,260 I am so damn glad I ate dinner before this. 561 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:20,180 I would not be hungry afterwards. 562 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,180 Yeah. 563 00:27:21,180 --> 00:27:22,180 Oh my God. 564 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:23,180 Give me the worm. 565 00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:24,180 You know what? 566 00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:25,180 Me too. 567 00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:28,180 Give me the worm. 568 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,820 Because here's why. 569 00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:33,300 I think a worm would go down easy and smooth. 570 00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:37,580 A cockroach would be crunchy and it would be flipping around with its little, with its 571 00:27:37,580 --> 00:27:42,540 like eight little legs or six, his six little legs or whatever it is. 572 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:47,700 So every better way that fucker would be fighting down your throat and kicking and screaming 573 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:51,540 and moving around and meanwhile you're crunching, it would be horrible. 574 00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:56,880 And it might even make some sounds too where an earthworm you just go like a piece of spaghetti 575 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,880 and it's done. 576 00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:58,880 Right? 577 00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,880 Yup. 578 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:00,880 Yeah. 579 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:01,880 Yeah. 580 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:02,880 Yeah. 581 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:09,020 Because what I would do, I would just, I'd close my eyes and tell myself it's a bottle 582 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:12,020 of tequila. 583 00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:13,020 Great idea. 584 00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:14,020 All right. 585 00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:16,460 That is the quote of this podcast. 586 00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:23,340 If you have to eat an earthworm on some stupid would you rather question, act like you have 587 00:28:23,340 --> 00:28:27,020 a bottle of tequila and suck that bitch down. 588 00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:29,980 There we go. 589 00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:31,620 Great advice again from Rob. 590 00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:32,620 Rob Radd. 591 00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:33,620 Oh, by the way. 592 00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:36,620 I'm getting a little better at this, ain't I? 593 00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:38,780 By the way, inbox him male body parts. 594 00:28:38,780 --> 00:28:39,780 Come on now. 595 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:40,780 He's lonely. 596 00:28:40,780 --> 00:28:41,780 Yeah. 597 00:28:41,780 --> 00:28:42,780 Yeah. 598 00:28:42,780 --> 00:28:43,780 There's been nothing new. 599 00:28:43,780 --> 00:28:44,780 Everybody dumped you. 600 00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:45,780 Everybody dumped you at once? 601 00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:46,780 No, no, no. 602 00:28:46,780 --> 00:28:47,780 I speak to Donzo every now and then. 603 00:28:47,780 --> 00:28:48,780 Oh, we message. 604 00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:49,780 No, no. 605 00:28:49,780 --> 00:28:50,780 I speak to Donzo every now and then. 606 00:28:50,780 --> 00:28:51,780 Oh, we message. 607 00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:52,780 Oh, we message. 608 00:28:52,780 --> 00:28:53,780 Oh, we message. 609 00:28:53,780 --> 00:28:54,780 Oh, we message. 610 00:28:54,780 --> 00:28:55,780 Oh, we message. 611 00:28:55,780 --> 00:28:56,780 Oh, we message. 612 00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:57,780 No, no. 613 00:28:57,780 --> 00:29:00,820 I just, me and Eric are getting me pretty good friends. 614 00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:01,820 That's cool. 615 00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:02,820 He's a pretty cool guy. 616 00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:04,900 Did you tell him he had a nice ass? 617 00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:05,900 Oh, yeah. 618 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:07,260 I told him that the first time. 619 00:29:07,260 --> 00:29:08,260 Oh, okay. 620 00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:09,260 Good. 621 00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:10,260 Good. 622 00:29:10,260 --> 00:29:11,260 All right. 623 00:29:11,260 --> 00:29:12,260 Cool. 624 00:29:12,260 --> 00:29:13,260 Yeah, yeah. 625 00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:14,260 You guys are really becoming. 626 00:29:14,260 --> 00:29:15,260 I didn't have nothing. 627 00:29:15,260 --> 00:29:16,260 I had the other one. 628 00:29:16,260 --> 00:29:17,260 Oh. 629 00:29:17,260 --> 00:29:18,260 Oh, oh. 630 00:29:18,260 --> 00:29:19,260 The one that you sent me. 631 00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:20,260 The Hall of Famer. 632 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,260 Yeah. 633 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,360 I ain't heard nothing of that one. 634 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,400 The one that looked really good except for that middle piece there? 635 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,400 Yes, yes. 636 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,400 Yeah. 637 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,400 I can't believe it. 638 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:38,400 You guys that listen are fucking awesome, I swear. 639 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,400 Yeah, they are. They are. 640 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:44,400 I hope we make your day good because... 641 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:50,400 I hope we'll make your day good because you make our day good with some of the shit that you guys have done and said and all this. 642 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:54,400 Okay. 643 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,400 Oh, oh, anyhow. 644 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,400 Male body parts to Rob. 645 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,400 Come on now. 646 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,400 Come on, it's getting a little too slow. 647 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,400 You know, Rob was starting to get excited there. 648 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,400 He's getting a few pics and everything. 649 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,400 Now nothing. 650 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,400 Remember, he likes the dangly bits. 651 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,400 He likes ass up. 652 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,400 His favorite is ass up with face. 653 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,400 So your ass up in the air and your face turned around smiling. 654 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,400 He loves that. 655 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,400 He wants you to look like you're having a great time showing him your asshole. 656 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,400 Right? Fair? 657 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:30,400 And the winner, I'm going to mount their picture in my studio. 658 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,400 There you go. 659 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,400 It will be someone's asshole studios, right? 660 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,400 Like this is the talk is cheap studios. 661 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:42,400 Whoever it is, like let's say it's Gonsa or whoever. 662 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:46,400 Whoever wins, it will be their asshole studio, right? 663 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:50,400 With a picture of them. 664 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,400 Oh, you're not going to name the studio after them? 665 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,400 Okay. 666 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,400 You get your own picture in Rob's studio. 667 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,400 Come on. 668 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,400 Yeah. 669 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,400 Alright. 670 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:06,400 Would you rather have a cold every day forever or shit your trousers once a week forever? 671 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:10,400 I'd rather shit my trousers once a week forever. 672 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,400 And the reason is because you can clean that up. 673 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,400 Having a cold every day? 674 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,400 No fucking way. 675 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,400 A cold every day forever, sneezing, coughing. 676 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,400 I just got over a cold. 677 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,400 I fucking hate them. 678 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,400 That would be miserable. 679 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,400 Cold sucks. 680 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:32,400 Coughing in public these days is not the same as it used to be. 681 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,400 Oh no, people are ready to fuck with you. 682 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,400 They're ready to lynch you because you coughed. 683 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:42,400 All of a sudden everyone's like, oh my god, this guy's going to kill my kid because he coughed. 684 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,400 It's like, fuck you. 685 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,400 It's like, man, I got a summer cold. 686 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,400 Leave me the fuck alone. 687 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,400 You want to reach for a cold test? 688 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:56,400 It used to be somebody coughed in the grocery store. 689 00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:00,400 You'd be like, hey man, don't be coughing on the cucumbers. 690 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,400 Yeah. 691 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:08,400 Now, wow, it's a major deal. 692 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,400 Yeah. 693 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:16,400 I kind of like what it's become because it's become a bunch of self-righteous judgmental assholes. 694 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,400 Yeah. 695 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,400 So anyhow, okay, and finally of the would you rather questions. 696 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:30,400 Would you rather eat an entire bag of dead rotting flies or have live flies come out every time you sneeze? 697 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,400 That's an easy one to me. 698 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:36,400 Live flies coming out when you sneeze. 699 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,400 Because you could win bets. 700 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,400 You could ooh and aah people. 701 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,400 Hell yeah. 702 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,400 You could act like it's a magic trick. 703 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,400 Yeah. 704 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:52,400 Where dead rotted flies or dead rotted flies, no, you don't want to eat them, right? 705 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,400 Yeah. 706 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:58,400 Even though I don't think dead rotted flies would have much of a taste. 707 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,400 Maybe not. 708 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,400 I'm just going to be like popping a piece of popcorn in. 709 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:06,400 But I'm liking the idea of the live flies. 710 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,400 That sounds like so. 711 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,400 Okay. Yeah. Okay. 712 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:20,400 I've got a little story about why restaurants give you bread or chips or something. 713 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:26,400 You know you go to a restaurant and they give you something to snack on until the meal comes out, right? 714 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,400 Yeah. Yeah. 715 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:34,400 Okay. I got a little article on that that is very surprising when I read it of the reason they really do it. 716 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,400 Okay. 717 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:44,400 Oh lord. That man just saw a puppy in half. 718 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:48,400 Hey there. Don't worry. I have a clown nose. 719 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:56,400 Oh no. That drunk guy just hit my child. 720 00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:00,400 It's okay. I have a clown nose. 721 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:04,400 Clown nose. 722 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,400 Clown nose. Just put one on and you can do anything. 723 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:12,400 Want to run for office? Murder people in public? Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs. 724 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:18,400 Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. Grab one today and make magic happen. 725 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:24,400 Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags. 726 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:30,400 Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in 3, 2, 1. 727 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:46,400 Two monkey fuckers in a toaster will be right back. 728 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:52,400 Alright. Two douchebags in a microphone on Mark. 729 00:34:52,400 --> 00:35:04,400 Okay. Well like we mentioned a little bit before the break, I read an article that is really interesting about why restaurants really give you bread and chips. 730 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:10,400 They give you these heavily carbed, floured things usually to snack on. 731 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:14,400 And I'm a big fan of the bread. I love the bread. Especially at Italian restaurants. 732 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:22,400 They give you the, well I like to get the olive oil and garlic mixture, break off the bread, dip it in there. 733 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:34,400 And now that I know why they do it, I'm glad the reason I do it, the reason I partake in it is this right here. 734 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:40,400 I fill up on the bread and I take my main course home. 735 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:48,400 I always do that. Yeah, I always do that. Usually by the time I have the bread and the salad, I'm full. 736 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:57,400 And then I might have a couple bites of my lasagna or chicken parm or Marsala or whatever I felt like at night. 737 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:01,400 Because Italian food is my favorite food. I love pasta. 738 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:11,400 So what I do is I'll take a couple bites of that. Mmm, really good. It's going to taste even better tomorrow. 739 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:17,400 So I'll fill up on all the ancillary stuff and then I will, like Olive Garden, you get the breadsticks. 740 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:25,400 Everybody fills up on the breadsticks and the salad of course because they're endless and comes with a meal. 741 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:31,400 So I do that at every Italian restaurant, Mexican restaurant, fill up on all the chips. 742 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:38,400 So anyhow, that's my theory. But I didn't know they necessarily did that for this reason. 743 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:50,400 So every restaurant that you, well not every, but most restaurants that you go to, unless it's, you know, well even now a lot of diners will give you a cinnamon roll. 744 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:57,400 Have you seen that down there Rob? I don't go out much, really. 745 00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:06,400 Okay. Well, they started doing this trend here in the city and it's really starting to be predominant before it was just kind of here and there. 746 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:11,400 But now it's predominant. But I was getting ready to say that diners don't really give you anything at first. 747 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:21,400 No, actually they do. A lot of diners, I would say roughly about 70% of them now, give you a cinnamon roll ahead of your meal. 748 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:30,400 So that's their form of bread. And I'm talking about a diner that closes at like 2 in the afternoon, a real diner. 749 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:36,400 The other ones have their own little things, you know, like some places serve bread, some places serve other things. 750 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:42,400 We've got three of them here in Canada. Close at 3 o'clock in the afternoon. 751 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:51,400 Okay, yeah. So diners around Kansas City at least, there's a good portion of them now that give you a cinnamon roll ahead of time. 752 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:55,400 So they're actually partaking in this too. And here's the reason. 753 00:37:55,400 --> 00:38:04,400 When you sit down at your restaurant, not only are they handing you a menu, but they're also handing you the bread bowl, this lady explains. 754 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:12,400 So you're eating your bread, you're also looking at the menu. And here's what happens biologically when you dig into the bread. 755 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:24,400 It's going to cause a blood glucose spike. They know that the glucose spike is going to make you hungrier, crave more, and have a hard time resisting foods. 756 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:29,400 So while it feels like they're being generous, they're actually winning. 757 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:43,400 And according to this lady, and the reason I say this lady is because this article gave two different names and I don't know who to give credit to, so I'm just going to say this lady. 758 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:53,400 And according to her, they're winning because you order more food, they bring you some more bread, and then offer you a dessert that's really impossible to resist. 759 00:38:53,400 --> 00:39:06,400 And that's true, I've been a victim of that. They come out with a really nice lemon cake or something at an Italian restaurant or something like that, you know, tiramisu or something, and all of a sudden you're putty. 760 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:13,400 And at a diner they might come out with some cherry cobbler and you're like, ahhh. You know, all of a sudden you're just like stuck. 761 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:31,400 It's like, okay, I'll take one of them. As the website accentuates, eat this and not that, writes, we all know that bread is high in carbohydrates and that the smutrient has been classified into two categories, simple and complex. 762 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:47,400 Simple carbs are made up of sugars like fructose and glucose and have simple chemical structures that consist of one or two sugars. Although this structure allows these carbs to be quickly converted into energy, it can often lead into blood sugar spikes. 763 00:39:47,400 --> 00:40:01,400 Conversely, complex carbs are composed of three or more sugars. The complex structure makes them take longer to digest and therefore doesn't cause your blood sugar to rise as rapidly. 764 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:19,400 If you ask whether the bread creates glucose spikes, the site argues it depends on what type of bread. White bread causes blood sugar to rise more rapidly than low glycemic breads like whole wheat that causes slower rise in glucose levels. 765 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:31,400 Commentators have their own thoughts about the theory. I usually am so full after the bread I can't finish my food. Someone said, which that's what I just said. Yep, and can't order. Yeah. 766 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:52,400 And I'll go a step further. We might order dessert, but we were going to anyhow, even before they offered the bread, because we usually take the dessert home and eat it the next day or the day after that, depending on when we feel like it or split it up and eat it in a couple of different servings. 767 00:40:52,400 --> 00:41:06,400 So, yeah, in my case, I don't know if the restaurant is actually winning. 768 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:14,400 Because if you ask me, I think I got by on them by eating all the bread and everything and the salads and all that. 769 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:28,400 So, anyhow, I don't know. We're getting two meals for the price of one. That's why I always kind of looked at it too. And I love bread and I love salads. So it's a perfect fit for me. 770 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:35,400 So, I guess it depends on the person really, right? Yeah, that's true. 771 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:53,400 All right. Remember Sasha Barrack Cohen? He was Borat along with a lot of other stuff, but he was most famous for Borat. 772 00:41:53,400 --> 00:42:11,400 Okay. He was planning to arrive Ali G, the infamous spoof wannabe gangster who became a comedy star 25 years ago for a new standup tour. Ali G became a hit thanks to his prank interviews with unsuspecting experts on his TV show in the early 2000s. 773 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:25,400 He then starred in his own film, which has made occasional appearances in recent years. Variety reported that Baron Cohen had been working on a standup tour in which Ali G will feature. 774 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:42,400 BBC News has confirmed that the report that there are no further details of the tour. In 2021, Baron Cohen brought back Ali G for a sketch at the MTV Movie and TV Awards and for a one-off routine at a Sydney comedy club. 775 00:42:42,400 --> 00:43:09,400 He just wanted to get on stage and muck around and see what Ali G would be like in a crowd. The comedian told GQ afterwards, it was really good fun. In the early days, Ali G laughs by duping an array of interviews and going along with his persona while also lampooning white people from the suburbs who's posed as the urban youth. 776 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:27,400 The act was criticized by some who saw it as adopting and ridiculing black street culture. Baron Cohen, now 51, also found success by playing similar pranks and as flamboyant Australian fashion artist Bruno. 777 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:43,400 So if you were a Sacha Burr and Cohen fan, I was kind of lukewarm on him. I was like, eh, okay. You will love that. Me, I don't really care. I don't even know when he comes out with something if I'll even bother to look it up. 778 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,400 Sounds like you're kind of the same way. 779 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,400 Yeah. 780 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:54,400 Okay. 781 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:58,400 My voice is going to shit on this second podcast. Have you noticed? 782 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,400 Yeah. Yeah. 783 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,400 I got a little story here. 784 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,400 Okay, good. 785 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,400 For some reason I bring up Ed Diep. 786 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,400 Okay. 787 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,400 Well, it's a tribute. 788 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:22,400 This was posted August 10th on Rolling Stone. 789 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:33,400 Johnny Hardwick, voice of conspiracy nut, Dale Gribble on King of the Hill. 790 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,400 Uh huh. 791 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,400 Dan at 64. 792 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:40,400 Oh. 793 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:45,400 He was the guy that always came up with the conspiracy stuff, right? 794 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,400 Yeah. Yeah. And he's the one that nobody could understand. 795 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,400 Was it Boomhauer? 796 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:56,400 Oh no, no, you're right. You're right, Dale. You're right. It wasn't Boomhauer. 797 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,400 It was Dale. Yeah. 798 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,400 Dale, yeah, conspiracy theorist. 799 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,400 Yeah, yeah, that was Dale. 800 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:07,400 Oh, okay, dang it, that's too bad. I liked all the characters on King of the Hill. 801 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:22,400 The Travis County Medical Examiner and Corner's Office confirmed Hardwick's death to Rolling Stone. A cause of death has yet to be determined. 802 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:27,400 That was six days ago, so I think I'll look further into that. 803 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:32,400 Okay. 804 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:39,400 I'm trying to say my voice a little bit because I still have a straight from Topher's desk I'd forgotten about. 805 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,400 Oh yeah, yeah, we gotta do that. 806 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:50,400 Topher and I went out for his birthday yesterday and we went to the Tenderloin Grill at the City Market, which is very good. 807 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:54,400 They have great tenderloin sandwiches and that's their specialty. 808 00:45:54,400 --> 00:46:00,400 And we both got a tenderloin and had a good chat and had some coffee and had a good time. 809 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,400 Well, he offered this on the straight from Topher's desk. 810 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,400 And I love this article here. 811 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:15,400 He told me the particulars and I looked it up, so it isn't actually Topher's words like some of the other ones were, you know, pretty much Topher's words. 812 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:19,400 This isn't, this is stuff that I looked up, but he told me about this to look it up. 813 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:30,400 So a Canadian man and his family are forced to ditch their electric truck after charging troubles, forced them to finish their road trip in a petrol powered car. 814 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:35,400 Go in eco-friendly vehicles, the biggest scam of modern times. 815 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:54,400 Delbarabala was en route from his home in Manitoba, Canada to Chicago in a six months old 2023 Ford F-150 Lightning Lariat with an extended range battery, which he purchased in January for $115,000, excluding tax. 816 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,400 $115,000 for a battery, dude. 817 00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,400 Yeah. 818 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,400 Extended light. 819 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,400 That's fucked. 820 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,400 And they want the average person to go to an EV. 821 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:10,400 Never going to happen with a battery that much, but never going to happen. 822 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,400 Actually, I read this story yesterday. 823 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,400 Okay. 824 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,400 Never going to happen anyhow with all these issues. 825 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:21,400 They need to really clean this shit up, including Tesla. 826 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:31,400 While he was traveling for business, his wife and three kids joined him for the ride, leaving home with a fully charged battery and three planned stops to top it up. 827 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:43,400 With their first stop going smoothly, their problems began in Albertaville, Minnesota, where he says he received a faulty connection error message from the fast charger. 828 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:49,400 The family continued on to Elk River around 15 minutes away, and the charger there wouldn't work either. 829 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:55,400 He and his family were then forced to bail on the vehicle in Minnesota on July 27. 830 00:47:55,400 --> 00:48:01,400 It was really a nightmare of frustration for us, Bala told CBS News. 831 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,400 No, CBC, Canadian Broadcast. 832 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,400 He said, by now it was late afternoon. 833 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,400 We were really stuck, hungry, and heartbroken. 834 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:19,400 With only 15 kilometers of juice left, the truck was towed to a local Ford dealership, and the family rented a Toyota 4Runner to reach Chicago. 835 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:27,400 Nobody knows why Bala's truck wouldn't charge, as both stations showed that other customers successfully charged their EVs that day. 836 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:40,400 Not long after buying the truck, Bala had a small bump, which he claims needed light assembly on the vehicle's front bumper, but took six months to fix, Fox Business reports. 837 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:52,400 Bala also bought the truck, which Ford says has a range of 550 kilometers to offset its fuel costs, which reached up to 1.5k per... 838 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,400 which is how they purchase their gas. 839 00:48:55,400 --> 00:49:09,400 And anyhow, it's a large amount of money, because by the time I do the kilometers and the liters that they use for gas, it's just not going to explain anything very well. 840 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:13,400 In Electric Vehicle New Technology, I was impressed with it, he said. 841 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,400 That made me buy this thing. 842 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:23,400 Bala picked up his Lightning on his return journey, and is now only using it for his commute. 843 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:29,400 I can't take it to my lake cabin. I can't take it for off-grid camping. I can't take it for even a road trip, he said. 844 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:33,400 I can only drive in the city. Biggest scam of modern times. 845 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:39,400 In an email to CBC News, Megan Joachim of Ford of Canada said, 846 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:48,400 Whether gas or electric, actual driving range varies with conditions and such external environment vehicles use and vehicle maintenance. 847 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:53,400 Public charging in the US and Canada continues to develop as EV sales grow. 848 00:49:53,400 --> 00:50:05,400 Ford claims their charging network includes 10,000 fast chargers, along with 12,000 Tesla superchargers and an additional 4,000 fast chargers at dealerships. 849 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:10,400 President of Manitoba Electric Vehicle Association, James Hart, had a different take, however. 850 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:22,400 I've heard of situations like Bala's, where they've had to go to the point of calling whatever company it is that's running the charger and getting them almost to do a reset of the charger, he told CBC News. 851 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:27,400 Bala told Fox News that the government needs to provide consumers with the right information. 852 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:39,400 Uniland has reached out to Ford Canada for further comment, and they have not gotten anything about any further comment. They're flat out ignoring it. 853 00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:47,400 He installed chargers both in his office and at home, but he also had to upgrade his domestic electrical panel. 854 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:58,400 So he's like probably half a million deep into doing this EV shit, and all he can do is drive it back and forth to work. He'll never make his money back like that. 855 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:10,400 And that is the problem with EVs is they say they're reliable, but everybody I know has different stories, including this gentleman. 856 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:20,400 So until they can figure out a way to make them reliable, they're just not feasible. 857 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:30,400 They need to make their charge last longer. Two and a half hours to a charge is not. 858 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:40,400 Well, they thought that lithium was the answer, but lithium is so hard to mine and it's usually done with slave labor and young children. 859 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:46,400 And also, it's horrible on the earth to mine it. It's horrible to have it. You can't get rid of it. 860 00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:56,400 And lithium is better than the regular batteries, a lot better, but they're still not the answer because lithium has a lot of flaws, too. 861 00:51:56,400 --> 00:52:05,400 I mean, not only with its environmental impact, but also with its longevity and the way you can use it and everything. 862 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:12,400 It's just I mean, they need something besides lithium because what they need is a lighter battery with longer life. 863 00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:20,400 They need to develop that more than anything or solar power or even hydrogen power, maybe. 864 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:26,400 But I hear that the hydrogen power works well, but it's extremely dangerous because of the explosiveness. 865 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:31,400 And that's not what you want in a vehicle. No, it's not. 866 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:45,400 So, you know, all I know is that lithium batteries are catching fire. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. 867 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:53,400 Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, lithium batteries like a report last week on the lithium batteries that people are throwing away. 868 00:52:53,400 --> 00:53:03,400 They're throwing them away in solid waste and they're fucking catching everything on fire. Yeah. Yep. 869 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:08,400 So, yeah, not a good answer. Not a good answer. 870 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:14,400 So I was going to go over here real quick before we go ahead and cash out on this evening. 871 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:21,400 I was going to go ahead and do like a top 12 or 13 list of our top rated cities now that we're top rated in. 872 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:26,400 I mean, our best ratings, not top rated, but our best ratings. 873 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:33,400 And I was going to do this periodically. Number one with the most hits is not available. 874 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:39,400 So we don't know who you are. So whoever you are, thank you. 875 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:45,400 You're well in the well in the digits there. And I'm not even going to go into the numbers. 876 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,400 Number one, I was told not to and for some very good reasons. 877 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:55,400 So but it's a good large amount of numbers, especially with a podcast like ours with no advertising. 878 00:53:55,400 --> 00:54:00,400 And we're just we're doing this because we have fun doing it. And if you enjoy it, we love it. 879 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:06,400 You know, we hope you guys enjoy it as much as we do doing it. And you know what? And that's what it is. 880 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:12,400 So N.A. is our biggest our biggest fan. So it could be anywhere. 881 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:19,400 Number two was Kansas City, which I'm thrilled because of this. We don't advertise. 882 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:24,400 How how did all these people in Kansas City find this out? They all don't know us. 883 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:30,400 I don't know that many people in Kansas City. You know, so thank you, Kansas City. 884 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:40,400 However, we found out about us. Keep spreading the word. Thank you. And I'm glad that our hometown loves us so much and that we have so many hits. 885 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:46,400 Number two is still Ashburn. I believe that's North Carolina. 886 00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:56,400 After well, number three, N.A. is first. Kansas City second. Ashburn is third. Council Bluffs, Iowa is fourth. 887 00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:01,400 You guys, you guys, man, you guys are awesome up there. So many hits. 888 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:09,400 There's a lot of people up there listening to us. It isn't one or two people or five people or a family or or just a shop of people. 889 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:14,400 Like one person is going, hey, where you listen on your Bluetooth, two do's, bags, a microphone. Hey, I'll check them out. 890 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:22,400 It isn't that a lot of people have tuned in to us and found out about us one way or another. I don't know how. But thank you. 891 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:27,400 Next one is Kansas City again, only on the Kansas side. 892 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:36,400 So Kansas City represents N.A., Kansas City, Ashburn, Council Bluffs and Kansas City again, Kansas side. 893 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:41,400 Next one is Adrian, Missouri. Adrian, Missouri, you guys are fucking awesome. 894 00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:51,400 I mean, like I said, if you did per capita and you brought that number over to a city the size of Kansas City, we would have over a million people listening to us. 895 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:58,400 Wow. Adrian, Missouri. Thank you. I didn't know there's that many people in Adrian. 896 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:04,400 I mean, it's a town of like 1200 people or something, I believe. Nice little town. 897 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:09,400 Been through there several times. They have a John Dealer dealership out there. 898 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:16,400 Grain elevators. It's like you're a small town town. They have a city square. 899 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:24,400 They have a couple of nice diners there. Been to a couple of them. Denver is our next one. Denver, Colorado. Thank you. 900 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:35,400 Large number of listeners. Appreciate that. Next one is Brussels, Belgium, which is fantastic. Yeah, that's fantastic. Thank you, guys. 901 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:42,400 I'm still liking that one. I do too. How can you not? That's fantastic. 902 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:48,400 Next one is Chicago. A lot of listeners up there. Thank you, guys. Thank you, Shot Town. 903 00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:56,400 That is an honor considering all the talent that's come out of that city. I mean, all the talent that's been through there. 904 00:56:56,400 --> 00:57:01,400 That's an honor that those guys would even consider listening to us. 905 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:10,400 Next one, Harrisonville, Missouri. Old Hooterville, H-Town. Love you guys. Spent a lot of time there. 906 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:18,400 Guys, spent a lot of time there. Next one, Lake Ozark. Right on. 907 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:27,400 That would be you, your clan, and your friends. Thank you, guys. Thank you, Lake Ozark. Large number of you guys listening in. 908 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:38,400 Actually, I ran into an old friend of mine, one of my best friends. I've known him since 1984. A year longer than I've known you. 909 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:45,400 I ran into him at the Good Store. He asked me what I'd been up to. I told him I worked there and I'm doing a podcast. 910 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:54,400 He goes, what's the name of it? I told him. I said two new bags and a microphone. He got this puzzle book. 911 00:57:54,400 --> 00:58:00,400 He goes, I heard somebody just the other day talking about that show. 912 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:11,400 I said, you sure you didn't run across my Facebook? He goes, no, I'm not on Facebook. Somebody was talking about your guys' podcast. 913 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:18,400 I am. Man, that's cool. I am, and I think Rob too, are so humbled by that. 914 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:27,400 That people would take time out of their day and listen to us and comment, thank you. Thank you. This is our art. 915 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:39,400 Like I always said, if one person appreciates it, it's worth it to me. But it turns out a hell of a lot more than one people like us. 916 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:47,400 We're growing and we thank you. This is excellent. If we can get some sponsors, that would be fantastic. 917 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,400 But if we don't, I don't care. 918 00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:57,400 Before we sign off, I want to mention a couple of cities that we're growing rapidly in and to keep an eye out for. 919 00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:04,400 Next time around, they might be way up further on the list. St. Louis is catching on fire. 920 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:13,400 I have a little feature here that I added to it. What it does is it adds and subtracts and it has like movers up. 921 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:20,400 Like the quickest, the places that it's hitting the quickest and spreading the quickest. 922 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:34,400 St. Louis, Indianapolis, and Omaha are all, oh wait a minute, and it looks like Joplin. 923 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:44,400 Joplin is like 150% growth in the last 30 days. 924 00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:51,400 Let's see, what else? 925 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:59,400 I think that's pretty much it for the people that expanded the explosive growth. 926 00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:06,400 I think that's pretty much it. How the old usual suspects that still love us and the people climbing up the ranks. 927 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:11,400 Thank you very much. Rob and I both thank you and we hope you have a fantastic evening. 928 01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:19,400 Thank you, Rob, for joining me again. Thank you for hanging out. Thank you for getting better. Thank you for trying. 929 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:26,400 We'll always miss Topher. Topher Leuven was quite a blow. 930 01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:31,400 Nobody's mad at Topher or nothing. He has to do it for his own reasons. 931 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:38,400 I agree with him. If that's what he has to do, that's what I want him to do because me and his friendship is first. 932 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:45,400 We were friends before we started this podcast and I can't thank him for helping me develop this thing. 933 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,400 I could not have done it without him. 934 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:56,400 He was a catalyst in a lot of these ideas and the concepts and stuff like that. 935 01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:03,400 I'm happy for Topher that he's doing well. I hope that someday he might be comfortable with joining in again. 936 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:09,400 If he doesn't, that's fine. It's great. We can do straight from Topher's desk. 937 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,400 When he left, it really screwed me. 938 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:25,400 Rob coming right in and taking over and learning the craft and consciously working on it and working on stories and doing all of this. 939 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:29,400 I can't thank you enough, Rob. Thank you. You allowed me to keep up what I love to do. 940 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,400 Thank you for having me, Mark. 941 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:37,400 Absolutely. Anyhow, we will talk to everybody here soon. We love you guys. 942 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,400 I have one final thought of my own. 943 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:44,400 Wait a minute. I have a final thought too. So go ahead. 944 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:53,400 Okay. If you see a toilet in your dream, for the love of God, do not use it. 945 01:01:53,400 --> 01:02:04,400 I love that. Okay, that's fucking great. 946 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:16,400 Here's what I got. The government has told us they have found aliens before one client of Epstein's was ever mentioned. 947 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:21,400 True story. 948 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:30,400 They found aliens before they found one client of Epstein's even though there was a list. 949 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:34,400 Wow. 950 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:40,400 And we will leave it right there. I concur, Rob. Wow. 951 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:43,400 Everybody have a good night. 952 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:49,400 To Douchebagsandmicrophone.net, your one stop for everything douchebaggery. 953 01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:52,400 You want to write us? You want to say something to us? 954 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,400 You want to look for a live button when we go live, you can call in. 955 01:02:55,400 --> 01:03:02,400 All of this stuff is right there for your ears, ears, and eyeballs. You got it, chumps. 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