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it is Two Boosh Bags and Microphone Podcast.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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You are dressed like an assistant event coach at an Ohio State Middle School.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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So let me see.

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Let's say I was offended by people being offended.

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Then would people being offended all the time would have to not be offended around me

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because I was offended by them being offended?

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Hmm.

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I may never know.

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Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors, and horrible pranks?

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What the fuck is wrong with these guys?

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Hi everybody, it's Two Boosh Bags and a Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright.

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Well, let's see. I got a couple of stories here.

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But do you hear about the AI virtual workouts on Meta?

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You know Meta is that company that Zuckerberg owns and it's like a galaxy or whatever.

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So, anyhow, on Meta, one new thing that is happening in the world of fitness

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is the Meta workout and weight training and the cardio part of it is fairly easy to figure out, right?

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So you're going to be like, you know, you dance with virtual trainers, box and kick with the virtual trainers.

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It all seems to work pretty well.

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Now the part of it that is still a bit unclear is the weight and strength training that comes with Meta workouts.

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Like myself, you're probably asking, you know, how can anyone benefit from fake weights on a virtual platform, right?

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Doesn't sound like it makes a lot of sense, does it?

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Well, new studies indicate that weight training may not be that bad of an idea.

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As a matter of fact, to some degree, the brain is actually tricked in believing that you are lifting the desired amount of weights

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and therefore having the same result as if you were actually lifting pounds.

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You know, I imagine there's probably some limitations, right, on the amount of muscle that can be gained.

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But you know, this thing, I'm in Meta's corner all the way on this.

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This helps out even 10%.

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This means an extremely obese person could lift and improve their body situation without actually having the risk of injury or heart issues.

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A 90-year-old woman could potentially benefit as well.

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You know, a 100-year-old man could benefit as well.

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Because a lot of the problem is when you get that age, you need exercise to keep everything going good,

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but you're unable to.

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Bad knees, bad hip, excess weight, all the above.

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You know, we were talking about Dick Van Dyke was like the closing thought a podcast ago or whatever.

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And I'm not even sure. That might be the one that wasn't even posted yet.

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So, okay.

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Dick Van Dyke, he's 96 and he's still able to work out and he's doing great.

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So, if a 100-year-old man or woman could do this workout, it's fairly easy.

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And their mind is tricked into thinking it's a lot harder than what it is, maybe they could benefit from it.

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You see what I'm saying?

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Yeah. So, anyhow, stay tuned to that.

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We'll find out. You know, I mean, like anything, it could be just something that they came up with and there's no truth to it.

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But I guess these are scientists that are saying this.

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We'll see where it goes.

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I mean, I'm willing to try it.

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Hell yeah, I ain't got to go in there with the fucking Lunkheads and battle those square jawed fucking assholes.

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I'd be fine with me.

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So, anyhow, on a completely different note, I got some fast food news.

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You ready for it?

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So, this is stuff you should not do if you're doing before what I said about, you know, the meta workouts or real workouts.

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Probably fast food isn't a good idea.

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But the first one is Target is adding Starbucks to its curbside delivery in over 1700 stores nationwide.

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So, that's pretty significant because the regular Starbucks are so busy.

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If you go to Target, it'd be really easy just to like order a Fappuccino or something to go and have it bring it with you or whatever else you ordered, batteries or whatever you needed from Target.

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And most Targets do have a Starbucks in them.

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So, I think it's a pretty good idea.

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Probably help their sales a lot, too.

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On another fast food note, McDonald's is finally getting a new McFlurry.

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And in about time, they've had the same McFlurry for what, 20 years?

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Something like that, yeah.

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I mean, they changed the McFlurries like they changed the shakes.

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I mean, it took Grimace's like fucking 60th birthday to get us a different shake for once.

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But, and then they took it away now that the Grimace shake is gone.

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So, like I said, McDonald's is finally getting a new McFlurry.

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The restaurant is teasing about peanut butter goodness.

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Now that the Grimace shakes have left the menu, it makes way for the brand new peanut butter crunch McFlurry.

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Oh, got my way.

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I'm on try that.

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And why don't you hear the description?

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August 9th is the scheduled first day, so you can go grab one right now.

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But don't turn off the podcast.

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Make sure you keep the podcast on and make sure that everybody in the store hears the podcast.

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And yell out our names often while you're ordering this new McFlurry.

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Yeah, I do.

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And let them know who the nice people are that let you know that there is a new McFlurry.

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Okay, that's your orders.

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All right, so anyhow, the new peanut butter crunch is made with crispy cereal mix and chocolatey peanut butter cookie pieces to create a salty sweet treat.

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It will be available for a limited time while supplies last.

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You can even do the virtual hack where McDonald's customers and you can look us up on YouTube.

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You take two of them, let them cool off a little bit, of course, and put the McFlurry ice cream in between them and eat it like that.

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It is a hash brown McFlurry sandwich.

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And I bet you it's really good.

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Look it up on YouTube.

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I can see that.

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You really have to look it up on YouTube to really see what I'm talking about.

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It's so it's really good stuff.

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So anyhow, while we're on the subject of foods, there's this website dedicated to gross foods that only boomers eat.

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Gen Z's and millennials both partake in this.

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And I'm not I don't know that some of this stuff that they're talking about.

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I see some of them like I don't know about that.

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But this is a website making fun of the foods that boomers eat that they think is just disgusting.

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Like I said, some of it I agree with it.

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Some of it I don't.

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So plain toast they consider gross.

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I don't always need butter on it.

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Throw some eggs and bacon on that.

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You got your fucking sandwich, man.

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Maybe you know, maybe they haven't had all the avocado toast too much and they just, you know, plain toast just like the Zilzer mine.

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You can eat the spice.

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I didn't know Mrs. Dash was a thing, did you?

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And they do use it a lot.

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But I didn't think it was that prevalent to actually make it a folly of a joke like this.

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So Mrs. Dash, they're like laughing out.

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The next one.

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Meatloaf.

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They don't like meatloaf.

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I think it's anti-American.

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Meatloaf is fucking delicious.

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That is anti-American.

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Anyone caught saying that should be scalded with hot water immediately.

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Boiling hot water down their face.

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If they say anything bad about meatloaf.

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Is that in agreement, Rob?

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I was taking tart and feathered, but I like to scald them hot water too.

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How about both?

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We want the tart to stick.

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We got to take off that Gen X or the Gen Z.

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We got to take off that millennial slime off of you first.

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If you're a Gen Z or a millennial listening to this, it's a joke.

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Granite assured you.

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So anyhow.

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Here's what they say.

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Food should not look like a burnt loaf of bread.

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It should look like food.

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That's what they're saying.

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The texture is horrible, just gross.

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This next one that they bring up here.

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I agree with 100%.

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Mayo-based salads with fruit.

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When we think of salads, what comes to mind is nutritious veggies, superfoods, nuts, seeds,

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A light, low-fat dressing to top it off.

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Not some fruit with a ton of fat and eggs smeared all over it.

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Anything mayo-based that has fruit in it, I don't trust.

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You're going to eat it.

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You're going to end up in the ER.

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The next one is Jell-O alone or even worse with fruit or anything else in it.

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Always thought it was gross.

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Never seen a reason for it unless you're sick and you couldn't eat anything but Jell-O.

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That was when I was a kid.

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Next one and I agree with this one too.

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Juice from concentrate.

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Concentrate tastes like shit to me.

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They figured out fresher methods of doing this and the taste is so much better.

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It was very good stuff.

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I like the Tropicana Pure Premiums are so good.

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I can too.

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Yeah.

253
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And especially like oh there have been several jobs.

254
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Not just my last one that I always make fun of.

255
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But once before that where you go into the break room and they have a sandwich machine

256
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thing there.

257
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Right.

258
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Well in a couple of them they had a frozen section that had little TV dinners in there.

259
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Oh my God.

260
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Oh.

261
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I bought one of them one time and I'm like never again.

262
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I'll wake up an hour and a half early just to make myself something decent.

263
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It was back in my bachelor days.

264
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So yeah.

265
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Yep.

266
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Next one.

267
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Buffets.

268
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I agree with them.

269
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A line of low quality foods with people who never shower.

270
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Pulling all over it and sneezing and spitting while they graze.

271
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No fucking way.

272
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I think I agree with that.

273
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I can see their point.

274
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Oh my God.

275
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I remember I can't do golden corral.

276
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Not that there's any left.

277
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But I cannot do any golden corral because I walk in and I start examining the people

278
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around it.

279
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I see them pick their noses stuff and start touching everything.

280
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I'm like no way.

281
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We have one down here.

282
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Oh they're still open?

283
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Yeah we have a golden corral down here.

284
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Do you go there?

285
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Is it good?

286
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No I don't go there.

287
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Yeah.

288
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It's on the other side of O.S.H.H.

289
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Oh okay.

290
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Okay.

291
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So it's a little jaunt really.

292
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It's about 20-25 minute drive from here.

293
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Okay.

294
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Yeah.

295
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Okay.

296
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Next one.

297
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Any chain restaurants such as Chili's or Applebee's.

298
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Nasty piece together meals.

299
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Generic menu with horrible service.

300
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Paper napkins are horrible.

301
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Fall apart.

302
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They don't get you very clean.

303
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Gaudy etc.

304
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I agree.

305
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I will agree with that.

306
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Applebee's used to be really good.

307
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Not anymore.

308
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000
Their food is horrible.

309
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It's like old microwave food.

310
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It's cheap food spiced up.

311
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Yes.

312
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Yeah.

313
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Yeah you can get just as good of food at a fast food place for twice the price.

314
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Half the price.

315
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Yeah.

316
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I agree.

317
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If you got a good Taco Bell that's a gem.

318
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Because I still like a lot of Taco Bell food.

319
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If it's made right it's good.

320
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Next one.

321
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Cornflakes.

322
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Cornflakes have to go.

323
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Terrible Syria idea.

324
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And who the hell wants flakes of processed corn?

325
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Okay.

326
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Let me put it like this.

327
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I love cornflake chicken.

328
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Have you ever had cornflake fried chicken?

329
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Yes I have.

330
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Yes I have.

331
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Yeah.

332
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That's delicious.

333
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Cornflakes by themselves are not that good.

334
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Frosted cornflakes are decent.

335
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So I guess I kind of agree with them.

336
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Regular cornflakes are kind of ehh.

337
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What do you think?

338
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Yeah.

339
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Yeah.

340
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I like.

341
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Yeah.

342
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I wouldn't miss them.

343
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If they took them away I wouldn't miss them.

344
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Unless I wanted.

345
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Yeah exactly.

346
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Nicely worded.

347
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Nicely worded.

348
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Yeah.

349
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Unless I wanted a cornflake fried chicken which they have at this place up here.

350
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Called the local pig or pigwich I guess.

351
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Local pig is a butcher shop right next to it.

352
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Pigwich.

353
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They do a cornflake chicken that's phenomenal.

354
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Next one.

355
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Canned soup.

356
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Mostly salted up with water.

357
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With small chunks of garbage.

358
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Nope not us.

359
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I agree.

360
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I agree.

361
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Yeah.

362
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Yeah.

363
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Most soups are garbage.

364
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It's all water and salt.

365
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Yeah I'm not a big soup eater.

366
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000
Yeah me neither.

367
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000
If I want a bunch of water with a couple of chunks of meat in it you know.

368
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I take a couple of bites of a hamburger then just go drink some salt water.

369
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
Yeah.

370
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Processed cheese products like Velveeta.

371
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I agree.

372
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It's cheap looking and tasting.

373
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Tasting like trash.

374
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I agree with that 100%.

375
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I like Velveeta in Rotel but other than that I can't stand Velveeta.

376
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Yeah I was going to say you gotta have your cheese dip.

377
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Yeah the cheese dip is okay.

378
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But as it by itself horrible.

379
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Okay I'll give you that.

380
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Next one.

381
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Fianna sausages.

382
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Any jello on the sides inside the can says it all.

383
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Yep.

384
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Yep.

385
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000
Yep.

386
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,000
Never loved, never liked Fianna sausages.

387
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Never will like them.

388
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They're disgusting.

389
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
They're gross.

390
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Never been a fan.

391
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Nope me neither.

392
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Then the last one.

393
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Potted meat.

394
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Yes.

395
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
Agreed.

396
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,000
Yep agreed.

397
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:20,000
So that's what they think of Bulmer Foods right there.

398
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And I think there's a lot of them we agree on actually.

399
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Yeah yeah.

400
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Yeah so yeah most of that stuff you won't catch me near anyhow so I would.

401
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
Yeah me neither.

402
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
Yeah I would say yes 100%.

403
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:41,000
So yeah we'll be right back right after this.

404
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,000
Why two douchebags and a microphone?

405
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:49,000
Because two fuckdots and a recorder was taken.

406
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Two douchebags and a microphone says.

407
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:57,000
You ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass?

408
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Just asking.

409
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Oh shit what's that over there?

410
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Oh no.

411
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:09,000
It's the island of horrible jokes.

412
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
I'll put my coffee in Microsoft Office.

413
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000
I will find you and I will have my word.

414
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:42,000
All righty.

415
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000
All righty.

416
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Real quick Rob mentioned something to me and I'm sorry I failed you guys but he's absolutely

417
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
100% correct on.

418
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000
I posted two of the same show.

419
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
My bad.

420
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I will correct that probably tomorrow at this point when I get home.

421
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,000
So sorry about that didn't mean to do that to you guys.

422
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000
You'll have a new show posted here soon.

423
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
Probably tomorrow.

424
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:15,000
I figured you got busy and maybe hit the wrong button.

425
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
I bet you I did.

426
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000
I bet you I did.

427
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
So anyhow.

428
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:29,000
You want to hear some more X's and Z's fodder?

429
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Because this started off with them not liking our foods or their foods or whatever.

430
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,000
We're on the cusp but whatever.

431
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Because X's are 1964 to like I don't know.

432
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Shit I forgot where.

433
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
But anyhow.

434
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000
So we're both in X but just barely.

435
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Yeah we're both in X.

436
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000
Yeah.

437
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000
So anyhow.

438
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,000
But we grew up with a bunch of boomers right?

439
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
We hung around boomers.

440
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
Yeah.

441
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
So okay.

442
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:06,000
There is a group of X's and millennials.

443
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:14,000
Well they all it's on Facebook and they all pretend to be boomers on Facebook.

444
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:21,000
So this is like a little false group of supposed boomers and what they would say.

445
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Okay.

446
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
Okay.

447
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:30,000
This group is all X's and millennials pretending to be boomers and making fun of their habits.

448
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:37,000
The group of 229,000 people they adopt boomerish affections for fun.

449
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000
They can also be amusing.

450
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:43,000
The posts are things like minion gifs.

451
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
You know the minions?

452
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000
Minion gifs.

453
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:51,000
You know how like a lot of boomers will post a gif of a minion like a happy sad or one

454
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:55,000
jumping up and down or whatever.

455
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
Hoax posts.

456
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000
This is everything that pertains to Facebook.

457
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
They're making fun of.

458
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:07,000
You know like someone dying but they didn't really die or somebody died 20 years ago and

459
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:12,000
someone like posts it and acts like it was yesterday and then a boomer is like oh my

460
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000
god.

461
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:18,000
One of them was like Andy Griffith.

462
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Right.

463
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:24,000
He died a few years before everyone thought he died.

464
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000
Right.

465
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:30,000
But someone reposted it again and then all of a sudden everybody reposted it.

466
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000
I'm like my god they didn't bother to read the article.

467
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,000
It said right there he died like three years before that.

468
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,000
So the hoax posts I get that.

469
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000
Right.

470
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:46,000
Oh and then posts employing people to copy and paste.

471
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:52,000
You know they're like I know we all read each other casually time to time.

472
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000
Some make us laugh.

473
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Some make us cry.

474
00:23:54,000 --> 00:24:00,000
But rarely do people ever take the time to copy and paste such important news.

475
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,000
I just want to say I love you and I truly do.

476
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,000
And all that shit.

477
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Yeah.

478
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Yeah.

479
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
They're making fun of that.

480
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Yeah.

481
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
And they should.

482
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:13,000
That is stupid behavior and I can't I don't understand why anyone would want that on their

483
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000
wall.

484
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:20,000
I'm still trying to figure out how to do it.

485
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Well it's easy but anyhow it doesn't matter.

486
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,000
I don't I don't ever do it.

487
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000
At any given.

488
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Either.

489
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:36,000
It's done with a right click or but anyhow at any given moment members are creating events.

490
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:43,000
Speak on the phone like the speaker is not on with with the speaker on or sharing quotes

491
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
such as stop living in the past.

492
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000
The music was so much better back then.

493
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:53,560
Some even post old black and white photos of bands with captions like went to see strawberry

494
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:57,840
alarm clock and bread.

495
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,000
We slept in the back of the barracuda.

496
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
It was so romantic.

497
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,000
We had some booms for him and I vomited all over.

498
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Good times.

499
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000
It sounds like good times.

500
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000
It does.

501
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000
It does.

502
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
Especially in a barracuda man.

503
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000
Yeah barracuda sounds great.

504
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000
Puking on someone.

505
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Who cares.

506
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:19,000
That's fun.

507
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Booms farm.

508
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Booms farm.

509
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Booms farm was great because if you didn't know they're drinking wine previous and they

510
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,000
start vomiting you think they're vomiting blood and you run them.

511
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000
Remember Darren.

512
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000
Yeah.

513
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000
Remember he started vomiting red.

514
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
And we're like oh shit.

515
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Oh my god he's vomiting blood.

516
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000
We ran that little satellite hospital.

517
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:46,000
And the doctor came out and he goes I'm not even going to see him because I'm going to

518
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000
have to charge him.

519
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:52,000
He goes that's wine that's not blood.

520
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,480
Oh.

521
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,320
He said keep an eye on him make sure he keeps breathing.

522
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:03,000
He doesn't choke to death on his own vomit but it's booms farm.

523
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
Okay.

524
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,880
That was funny.

525
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:10,200
I mean because he just walked over there and he looked at him looked at us looked at him

526
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,200
looked at us and goes.

527
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:14,480
I can tell you right now it's wine.

528
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,480
Get him on out of here.

529
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,480
Yeah.

530
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,480
He goes I want to have to charge you.

531
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:22,760
I want to have to charge you 200 bucks to officially examine him.

532
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,160
Okay come on Darren.

533
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,160
Come on back to the car.

534
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,160
Come on.

535
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,160
Nope nope nope not that cart.

536
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,160
Nope nope nope not that.

537
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,160
Oh no here.

538
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,160
Here this one.

539
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,160
Here.

540
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,160
Rob hold the door open.

541
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,680
That's all I can hold it open man.

542
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,440
Okay well watch his feet make sure they don't hit.

543
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:40,720
Okay all that good stuff.

544
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,720
Good times.

545
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,720
Good times.

546
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:50,720
You hear about the ex Kansas City Chief Super Bowl player I'm not talking about the one

547
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,120
last year.

548
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:55,680
The one a couple of years ago in Miami.

549
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,840
Prashad Breland.

550
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:04,360
I ran across something but I didn't get a chance to read it.

551
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,360
Okay well.

552
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,360
I think he was in the news but I did not.

553
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,840
Yes he was in the news.

554
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,840
Yes he was.

555
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:15,160
Mecklenburg County North Carolina a former starting quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs

556
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:19,880
has gone from intercepting passes which he did in the Super Bowl to being intercepted

557
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:20,880
by police.

558
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:28,760
Prashad Breland a multi-year Chief Starter and 2019-2020 Super Bowl champion now faces

559
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:34,680
several charges after he was found in possession of stolen vehicle, guns, illicit drugs in

560
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:35,680
North Carolina.

561
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:36,680
He's in a lot of shit.

562
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,680
Oh man.

563
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:38,680
Yeah it's too bad.

564
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:39,680
He was a good player.

565
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:47,320
I mean he came up with some key plays that helped us win that defensively.

566
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,160
So yeah it's too bad.

567
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:57,120
Charging documents show that on Tuesday April 7th 2023 approximately 3.05pm Charlotte police

568
00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:02,280
pulled Breland over in the parking lot of 701 North Graham Street.

569
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:09,560
Police discovered the 2020 Mercedes Benz G550 SUV he was driving had been reported stolen

570
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,820
in Florida.

571
00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:16,400
Officers searched the car and located a swath of concealed firearms including multiple assault

572
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,080
rifles and several handguns.

573
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,320
Recovered items.

574
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:37,040
Sportor Arms AK-47, Rock River Arms AR-15 Pistol 5.56, DPS DPMS AR-15, Ruger 5.7x28

575
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:45,960
handgun, Palmetto State Armory Dagger 9mm Handgun.

576
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,720
How the fuck do you get one of them?

577
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,720
Wow.

578
00:28:49,720 --> 00:29:04,400
9x45 caliber handgun, Polymer 80 9mm Handgun and a Sotava Serbia AK-47.

579
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:08,960
Law Enforcement recovered two Glock automatic conversion switches in addition to the fire.

580
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,080
What the hell was he planning to do?

581
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,560
Kill an army of people?

582
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,480
What the hell?

583
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,480
This is horrible.

584
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,520
Think of all the people he could have killed.

585
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:23,160
I don't know what he was planning on doing but he could have killed an army with his

586
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,160
shit.

587
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,960
According to the charging document police also found copious amounts of drugs in the

588
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,800
vehicle.

589
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,800
Recovered drugs.

590
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:35,480
62 grams of suspected mushrooms.

591
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,120
Aaron Rodgers would like that.

592
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,120
Yeah, yeah.

593
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,960
Hey, you should have got some over to A-Rodge.

594
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,960
He has some pull.

595
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,880
5.45 pounds of suspected marijuana.

596
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,520
Digital scales, vacuum sealer and bags.

597
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:55,520
He was selling that shit.

598
00:29:55,520 --> 00:30:00,200
Police also found several thousand dollars in cash in the car.

599
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:05,480
Mecklenburg County Jail records show that Breeland faces six criminal offenses following

600
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,520
the traffic stop.

601
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,920
Possession of a stolen motor vehicle.

602
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,880
Altering serial numbers.

603
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,880
Altering a title.

604
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,560
Possession of marijuana.

605
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,420
Possession of a Schedule 1 controlled substance.

606
00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:21,800
Possession of a stolen firearm.

607
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:26,680
Police records show Breeland was released several hours after his initial arrest posting

608
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,680
$30,000 in bond.

609
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:33,560
The former NFL starter previously found himself in trouble with the law on his final season

610
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,600
with the Chiefs in 2020.

611
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:40,720
Breeland was arrested in South Carolina for possessing marijuana or hash, driving into

612
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:49,120
an open container of alcohol and resisting arrest in 2020 and that's right, they did

613
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,120
not sign him.

614
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:56,080
That was pretty much the old straw breaking the camel's back right there.

615
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,000
The Chiefs go for youth, I mean they really do.

616
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:05,120
They have their players that they keep, then everybody else is just moving parts and it

617
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,120
seems to be working.

618
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,120
Wow.

619
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,120
Yeah.

620
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,120
Yep.

621
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:21,600
So, anyhow let's see what I have.

622
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,080
I got a quick little one.

623
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,040
Oh yeah please do.

624
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:32,240
The Detroit Lions added depth at their quarterback position on Monday.

625
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:39,360
While Jared Goff is expected to assume the starting role, the team signed a veteran quarterback

626
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,560
to back him up.

627
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,680
It's none other than Teddy Bridgewater.

628
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:44,680
Oh wow.

629
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:50,920
Who will don Honolulu Blue this coming season for Detroit.

630
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,880
You know what?

631
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,320
Bridgewater was a good quarterback but he could not stay healthy.

632
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,080
Right, right.

633
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:02,360
Yeah, I think he could have been really good if he could have stayed healthy.

634
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,680
I think he could have been a starter.

635
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:08,760
He may not have been in the top 10 or maybe even 15 but he would have been a serviceable

636
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:14,360
quarterback that could win you a few games but he just could never stay healthy.

637
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:21,640
So okay, so Bridgewater is with Detroit Lions so we'll see him the first real game, regular

638
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,640
season game.

639
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:28,440
I mean maybe not as a starter but he'll be on the sideline.

640
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:33,040
Right, and I got a funny fact behind that too.

641
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,040
Okay.

642
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,440
JFK has only missed one Lions playoff victory.

643
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,560
Well get up.

644
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:45,120
I believe it.

645
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,120
I believe it.

646
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,120
Wow.

647
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,120
Oh okay.

648
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,120
That's pretty good.

649
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:59,080
One, only one Detroit Lions playoff game or win?

650
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,600
One playoff victory.

651
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:02,600
Okay one playoff victory.

652
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:06,520
Okay that's what I thought because they went to the playoffs a few times with Barry Lions

653
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:10,440
and that whole and Scotty Mitchell and all them but okay.

654
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,440
Alright.

655
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,080
Yeah I can totally believe that.

656
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:19,040
I believed it anyhow but I can totally believe that.

657
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:24,000
Excuse me everybody.

658
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:32,880
Massachusetts is lauded for its iconic exports, chocolate chip cookies, Chris Evans and of

659
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,320
course Duncan.

660
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:39,920
Now it appears America's biggest donut chain is expanding its footprint by diving deeper

661
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,800
into the world of adult beverages.

662
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:49,720
On August 7th, drink publication VinVinePair discovered it by looking through the alcohol

663
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:54,800
and tobacco tax and trade bureau database that Duncan is putting out a new line of hard

664
00:33:54,800 --> 00:34:00,360
iced coffees and iced teas under the name Duncan Spiked.

665
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:05,440
When reached for comment a Duncan representative hinted at the possibility of cool caffeinated

666
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,440
cocktails to come.

667
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:13,360
The chain has brought up something special and spiked for adult iced coffees and iced

668
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,360
tea lovers, TheReptilesToday.com.

669
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:21,040
While it can't confirm any new additions to Duncan's lineup of ready to drink products

670
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:26,840
at this time, he said stay tuned for more news soon.

671
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:32,160
In the meantime, the chain has already created a website through it's still under construction.

672
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:37,400
For the upcoming suite of products that have yet to be officially announced, Duncan spiked

673
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,960
iced tea and Duncan spiced iced coffee.

674
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:44,320
They are flavored malt beverages meaning that the source of alcohol is a fermented base

675
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:48,200
from grain, including malted barley.

676
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,600
So they are not gluten free.

677
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:55,320
But if you want one you can get one.

678
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:56,320
Well when it comes out.

679
00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:03,160
In the spiked iced tea category there will be 4 flavors such as 5% alcohol by volume,

680
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:09,520
slightly sweet tea, half and half iced tea, strawberry dragon fruit iced tea and mango

681
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,080
pineapple iced tea.

682
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:17,560
As Duncan devotees already know, the latter pair are versions of the non-alcoholic refreshments

683
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:21,320
served at shops around the country, according to the site.

684
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:26,600
So yeah, I knew this but if anyone didn't know, these are stuff on the regular drink

685
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:33,680
menu that aren't coffees, like refreshers and stuff like that.

686
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:38,040
They are refreshers served all around the country and so what they did is they are making

687
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,040
a spiked version of it.

688
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,240
I don't know if they are going to do that in the restaurants, I kind of doubt that.

689
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:46,640
I think you are going to have to go buy them by the cans from wherever.

690
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,920
Oh ok.

691
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:57,200
The chain spiked coffee will also come in 4 flavors such as slightly more potent 6% original

692
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,800
iced coffee, caramel iced coffee, mocha iced coffee and vanilla iced coffee.

693
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,280
Now I think I would like that.

694
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,320
The mocha I would give it 2.

695
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,640
I think I would like the vanilla.

696
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,920
The mocha 2 but I think I would like the vanilla the best.

697
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,600
These contain about 30 mg per 12 oz serving.

698
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,600
So ok.

699
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:21,160
Well a boozy slightly sweet iced tea, the original iced coffee are both available in

700
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,160
12 oz cans.

701
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:28,280
A can 6 pack or 19.2 oz single serve can and the other 3 flavors in each category will

702
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:34,680
only be available in either Duncan spiked iced tea mix pack or Duncan spiked iced tea coffee

703
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,560
mix pack which come in a 12 pack.

704
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,520
So you are going to have to buy a bunch of different ones of them at first at least.

705
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:49,520
No release date has officially announced through Vinepar but reported that some Duncan spiked

706
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:55,440
products have already received word from the trade commission that 5 of the 8 flavors receive

707
00:36:55,440 --> 00:37:01,240
a label approval and the half and half iced tea, caramel iced coffee and mocha iced coffee

708
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:03,560
are reportedly still waiting for the go ahead.

709
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:08,720
According to the website however Duncan spiked iced teas are already shipping and spiked

710
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:13,040
iced teas will be available starting in September so less than a month.

711
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:17,000
The drinks will be available in the following states Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Maine,

712
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:21,400
Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Texas

713
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,880
and Vermont with more states to come in 2024.

714
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:28,960
They will not be available at Duncan restaurants which we thought.

715
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:29,960
So ok.

716
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,960
Yeah so in stores only.

717
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:33,960
Yeah.

718
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:34,960
Yeah.

719
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:45,200
No anyhow or not stores the stores are going to stay the same but the other way.

720
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,000
No I meant grocery stores.

721
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,520
Oh yeah yeah yeah ok I got you.

722
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,520
Not the department stores.

723
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:51,520
Ok I got you.

724
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,520
Ok.

725
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,440
What about Tampa Bay solid waste combusting?

726
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:00,360
No I didn't.

727
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:04,840
Ok if Tampa Bay wasn't already hot enough spontaneous combusting garbage certainly doesn't

728
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,840
help.

729
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,480
What's happening?

730
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:12,880
Tampa's solid waste department has seen a recent trend in hot loads during the spring

731
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:19,840
and summer aka spontaneous combustions and fires inside trash or recycling trucks.

732
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,560
Solid waste drivers are forced to quickly dump a load of trash to avoid the fire spreading

733
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,560
throughout the truck.

734
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:29,080
As seen in a video shared by the city and I did look up this video it's crazy.

735
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:33,760
The city is recorded June 30th.

736
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:37,680
These are caused by lithium ion batteries, chemicals, cleaning solutions, propane tanks

737
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:42,560
and electronics improperly disposed in the bins.

738
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:48,560
Lithium ion battery fires produce toxic gas, create an explosive environment and can be

739
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,800
extremely difficult for firefighters to extinguish.

740
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:57,000
Chief Barbara Tripp said in a release from the city.

741
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:01,960
So far this year the Tampa solid waste department has experienced three hot load fires.

742
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:07,400
The department experienced two last year and this is only in June.

743
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:12,360
Tampa Fire Rescue has responded to more than 1,200 trash dumpster fires in the last year

744
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:19,440
according to a city press release that noted all the fires can be traced to improper disposal.

745
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:23,720
Tampa residents can take household hazardous waste to multiple locations.

746
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:28,760
You can check if something is safe at Tampa Trash and Recycling app.

747
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:33,360
So I think with the track record going on now that everybody should be learning about

748
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:38,360
what they throw away there.

749
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:47,680
So interesting stuff.

750
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:53,480
I mean I suppose it could happen here when it's really hot but I think it happens more

751
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,720
there because it's hot day after day.

752
00:39:55,720 --> 00:40:00,720
It doesn't really cool off.

753
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,720
So anyhow.

754
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:02,720
Alright.

755
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:09,960
Yeah I mean and you, like on the last podcast you were talking, or a couple podcasts ago

756
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,040
you were talking about how the waters have warmed up.

757
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,040
Yes.

758
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,040
Down there in Florida.

759
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,040
Yeah.

760
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:23,080
So yeah that's uh.

761
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:28,440
That's insane how much they warmed up and it's going to be interesting or not to see

762
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:34,560
what happens because it's a very big issue going on and nobody has an answer for it unfortunately.

763
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,720
It's something that nobody foreseen.

764
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:41,240
You know people, people foreseen the ozone crisis and all that.

765
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:45,440
You know with holes in the ozone layer they saw all this other stuff.

766
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:53,560
And nobody even kind of dealt with the ocean currents were to change so bad that it would

767
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:57,840
actually screw up the whole cycle.

768
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:58,840
So yeah.

769
00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,840
Alright.

770
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,840
But think about all the red tide.

771
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,600
Because red tide is from it not circulating.

772
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:08,320
They blame a lot of it on them cleaning out the everglades for the sugar factory.

773
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,800
You know the sugar gain growth.

774
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,560
And they say that it used to be a natural filter for the ocean.

775
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,480
Well it's not there anymore.

776
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,480
And so you get red tide.

777
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,160
So red tide is stagnant water.

778
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:28,040
So if that water is 101 and stagnant you can bet that whole area is going to be red tide.

779
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:31,040
So anyhow.

780
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:39,520
We'll be back right after this with some nicer stories.

781
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:44,960
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

782
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,360
Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man.

783
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,720
You know what I could do if I was the garbage man?

784
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:55,000
I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically.

785
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,140
In the morning.

786
00:41:56,140 --> 00:42:00,080
And then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of

787
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,480
trash screaming stop halt.

788
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,480
Yeah.

789
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,880
That's what I'd love to do.

790
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:13,880
This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast.

791
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,400
Two douchebags and a microphone.

792
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,320
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793
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,320
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794
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,320
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795
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,800
Go to the city market and start sniffing.

796
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:29,300
Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats, Tabasco sauce and

797
00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:32,160
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798
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,800
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799
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,320
Look for the spot absent of patrons.

800
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,360
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801
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:41,160
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802
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,800
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803
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:56,840
Just call us at 816-512-7717.

804
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:57,840
All right.

805
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,440
Two douchebags and microphone on Mark.

806
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,640
And I'm Rob.

807
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:07,640
A quad bike once owned by Ozzy is to be sold at an auction.

808
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:13,320
The legendary heavy metal singer bought the Suzuki Quad Runner 250 as one of an identical

809
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,320
pair back in 1994.

810
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:23,240
In 2003 Ozzy was seriously injured in an accident involving a different machine, a 350cc Yamaha

811
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:27,480
Banshee at his home in Burbank.

812
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,320
Oh no no.

813
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,320
Not Burbank.

814
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,320
I'm sorry.

815
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,800
The one in Buckenshire, England.

816
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:37,880
Home that left him with a broken neck vertebrae.

817
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:45,580
The now 74 year old musician also broke his collarbone and six ribs and he almost died.

818
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:46,960
Because that was filmed.

819
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,480
They were filming some sort of thing with Ozzy and Jack.

820
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:54,200
You know how Ozzy and Jack have been doing all these little side deals right?

821
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,200
Yeah.

822
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,200
Yeah.

823
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,080
That's actually on tape.

824
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,080
I saw it.

825
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,200
He kind of like winds up.

826
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,800
I remember that accident.

827
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:03,800
Yeah.

828
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,600
And that's what's fucking him up right now because he re-injured it a couple of years

829
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:08,600
ago.

830
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:12,840
He fell down the stairs in his Hollywood home and re-fucked it up and they have not been

831
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,320
able to get him right ever since.

832
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,280
That in Parkinson's is going on.

833
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,440
It's I don't know how many years of him having it.

834
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,160
So that's probably taking its toll too.

835
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:25,680
Unfortunately Father Time is kicking the shit out of Ozzy right now.

836
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:29,000
And I don't like it neither do you because we love old Uncle Ozzy.

837
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Yes.

838
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Yes.

839
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,000
He's a part of our lives.

840
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Yep.

841
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Last December the quad.

842
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,000
He's a major part of our lives.

843
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Yes he was.

844
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,080
He helped form, shape and ruin us.

845
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:39,080
We salute you.

846
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,960
Yes we do.

847
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:46,160
So last December the quad bike that nearly took Ozzy's life went up for sale but it couldn't

848
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,340
even reach the minimum bid.

849
00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:50,080
It did not sell.

850
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,560
Which that surprises me.

851
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:58,280
Hate to say this but it would have been the quad that would have killed him.

852
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,480
That could have killed him very easily.

853
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,280
It would have went for six figures.

854
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:06,000
But it being a severely damaged bike that only almost killed him nobody cares.

855
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,920
Do you see what I'm saying there?

856
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:14,480
If this bike would have killed him they could have sold it for all kinds of money.

857
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:18,720
But since it almost killed him and just fucked him up really bad it didn't even get the minimum

858
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:19,720
bid.

859
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:20,720
Wow.

860
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:24,440
Yeah it's going to be interesting to how it plays out.

861
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:30,320
I'll keep everybody posted if it indeed actually sells for any type of money or not.

862
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,720
But that's kind of what I got from that.

863
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:40,840
You know you see Kurt Cobain's guitar and Ozzy's just as popular as Nirvana if not more.

864
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:46,680
So the thing that Ozzy has is probably worth a lot too.

865
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:47,800
Something like that.

866
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:52,040
So I think that the quad bike the fact that it didn't kill him people don't really want

867
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,840
it.

868
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,440
So I don't know I could be wrong on that.

869
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,160
Maybe that's my own skewered thinking.

870
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,280
Who knows.

871
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,800
So this is a.

872
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,800
I would too.

873
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:05,800
Yeah.

874
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:06,800
Yeah.

875
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:12,160
Mom wins big parable prize in Missouri but son thinks it's a prank.

876
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:16,480
After telling her family that she had won a big parable prize a Missouri mother was confused

877
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,920
by her son's reaction.

878
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:22,320
I told him you weren't excited as I thought you would be.

879
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:26,200
The Arnold woman recalled to the lottery.

880
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,640
So OK.

881
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,640
She lives in Arnold Missouri.

882
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:34,200
Have you ever been through Arnold Missouri.

883
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,200
Yeah.

884
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,200
Yeah.

885
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,200
OK.

886
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:43,240
That's when she realized that her son did not believe the story.

887
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:50,280
It was about her winning 50 K. So he goes I really thought you were pranking me.

888
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,960
And you know I've been through Arnold Missouri before.

889
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,600
I'm certain they probably could use the money.

890
00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:00,560
So I'm glad I'm glad they won.

891
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,040
And then this is from KC TV 5.

892
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:06,040
This is a local story.

893
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:10,880
Missouri couple arrested while driving with the we high license plate.

894
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:11,880
I read that.

895
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:12,880
I did.

896
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:13,880
Yeah.

897
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:14,880
It's pretty cool.

898
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:21,480
Yeah Claycomo Missouri home of the Ford and Harley plants and the home of the F-150 250

899
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:25,360
and 350 where they build them.

900
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:31,280
A Missouri car owner has a memorable license plate and it definitely caught the attention

901
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:36,440
of police officers trying to stop a car over the weekend for a violation.

902
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:40,520
But the driver took off and tried to get away from the popo.

903
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:46,000
The officer noted that the vehicle had the vanity plates that read we high.

904
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:51,080
An officer with the Claycomo police department eventually located the vehicle and arrested

905
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,240
the driver.

906
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:55,840
The sheriff's office said the case is still under investigation.

907
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,080
The two people arrested have not yet been charged.

908
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:06,360
You see I would have switched license plate and put it on a neighbor's car.

909
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:07,360
Problem solved.

910
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:13,560
What killed me is I run from the cops with the license plate and say we high.

911
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,560
I know.

912
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:15,560
I know.

913
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:23,560
That would be like OJ wearing a shirt saying I did it.

914
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:24,560
Why?

915
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:25,560
Yeah.

916
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,560
Allegedly.

917
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:27,560
Yeah allegedly.

918
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:30,560
Ron and Nicole had been found.

919
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,960
You know they fucking someone made pez dispensers out of them.

920
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:37,800
And then the next day OJ's got a shirt.

921
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:42,600
I did it.

922
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:46,240
So yeah.

923
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:47,240
Strange days.

924
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:51,560
Anyhow that's all the shit I got man.

925
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,440
I'm fucking bare on stories.

926
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,440
What about you?

927
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,240
I got one more for you.

928
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:57,240
Alright let's go.

929
00:48:57,240 --> 00:49:01,480
I've got a little mid-western terminology.

930
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,480
Cool.

931
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,160
This is always good.

932
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,160
Go ahead.

933
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:11,120
Do you ever hear somebody say we'll see?

934
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:12,120
Yeah.

935
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,880
That means we're not coming.

936
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:21,720
If you hear a mid-westerner say I'll let you know.

937
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:25,200
That means we're not coming.

938
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:31,200
If we say hmm not sure yet.

939
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:35,360
You're really sure about not coming.

940
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:41,640
I'll see if we can make it work.

941
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:46,000
It will not and not coming.

942
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
I'll think about it.

943
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:52,160
Nothing to think about and not coming.

944
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,960
That's how you understand a mid-westerner.

945
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,800
It's true because only in the mid-west I've noticed this.

946
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:05,160
I've actually noticed this in talk because I used to travel all over the United States

947
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,920
of course and you guys know that.

948
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:14,320
Any other place if someone goes I'll think about it.

949
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:17,160
The other party goes okay hope to see you there.

950
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:21,640
Only in the mid-west whenever you go I think about it the other party argues with you.

951
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:22,640
Come on man.

952
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:23,640
You'll enjoy it.

953
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:24,640
I'll think about it.

954
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,480
Oh no no no.

955
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,480
Come on man.

956
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,480
It's going to be a lot of fun.

957
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,440
You know what Jeffy is going to be there.

958
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:31,440
Remember Jeffy?

959
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,640
Yeah yeah yeah I'll think about it.

960
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,120
Oh come on man.

961
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:40,040
They automatically argue with you whenever you say I'm thinking about it.

962
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,960
That's how much people know what they really say.

963
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:43,960
You know what I mean?

964
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:48,000
Yeah yeah because they know when you say that you're not coming.

965
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,320
Yeah yeah it's already known.

966
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,120
They're like you know what this guy's not coming.

967
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:53,880
He said I'll think about it.

968
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,400
So yeah that's funny.

969
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:01,680
Whoever wrote that knows what they're talking about because whatever I hear they're all

970
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,160
thinking about it is like I go in and X them off.

971
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:07,560
I'm like okay all right well hopefully we'll see you.

972
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,720
Basically what I mean is okay thanks for the heads up.

973
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:14,760
I know you're not coming.

974
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,520
So very cool.

975
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:21,680
Is that your final thought or is that just a um.

976
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,440
No that was just something I came up with.

977
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,440
Okay well I do not.

978
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,440
I didn't know if you.

979
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:26,440
Do what?

980
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:30,400
I didn't know if you had a final thought or not.

981
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:35,760
I do not and I'm sorry I let everybody down but I just did not.

982
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:41,200
I'm working on some other pieces right now that kind of got me off guard.

983
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:46,560
You know we do these segments right and eventually I'm going to have you start helping me on

984
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:51,120
this because I want some of your input and some different types of humor for this.

985
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:57,080
But it's going to have to be done exactly I'll explain it to you off air because no

986
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:00,640
one wants to hear this but you know we have these little segments we put in here that

987
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,200
I like to think is funny.

988
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:07,480
Like one of the newest ones is um.

989
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,480
Deep Thoughts Would Mark.

990
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,280
Yes I'm rising those.

991
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:13,280
Okay good.

992
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:16,600
Then we have Strange Insults From An Alien right?

993
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:17,600
Classic.

994
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:18,600
Yes.

995
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,640
And then we have Island Of Horrible Jokes.

996
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,960
Another classic.

997
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:31,440
Okay well between the new segment Deep Thoughts and Island Of Horrible Jokes and Strange Insults

998
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:37,800
From An Alien is because I'm trying to add to all the cat all of the catalogs.

999
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:45,000
We need new deep strange insults from an alien and I've spined in them looking up some stuff

1000
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:49,840
you know trying to figure out some stuff that will work and then I was doing the island

1001
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:50,840
of horrible jokes.

1002
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:55,480
What I'm trying to do is revamp everything and if you notice we're adding some non copyright

1003
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:57,920
Sabbath riffs to the show too.

1004
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,200
Yes I noticed.

1005
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:05,520
Yeah so the show is trying to get a little kick in the ass a little major revamp.

1006
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:11,880
Our numbers are really really looking good so we want to keep you guys listening because

1007
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:16,440
we really don't have any form of advertisement except someone going hey these two fuck nuts

1008
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,320
over here you gotta listen to them they're pretty cool.

1009
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:20,320
That's all we have.

1010
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,320
There's no budget.

1011
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:23,280
I tell everybody I talk to.

1012
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:30,120
I do too and we I mean right now if the numbers keep going like they are we could have a record

1013
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:38,040
month but they have to keep up and I have to quit posting two of the same show.

1014
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:43,480
But anyhow I was distracted because I'm trying to beat those up quickly to try to keep the

1015
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,480
interest of new people listening.

1016
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:51,040
I'm trying to keep the interest of new people coming on board by you know someone could

1017
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:55,600
hear the same bit on two different shows and go oh that's it they're just playing the same

1018
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,600
shit over and over.

1019
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:01,880
Well I'm getting a pretty good catalog right now but I need a better catalog.

1020
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:07,240
I needed to worry you don't hear something for like every tenth show you might hear a

1021
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:08,360
little bit.

1022
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:15,400
So instead of doing final thoughts or really investing a whole lot into the stories and

1023
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:20,400
this outcome I ran out of stories I was doing that part of it in between that and being

1024
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:26,120
a little sick you know not feeling up to par.

1025
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:31,540
Between all of that I kind of got distracted so I don't have a final thought and I don't

1026
00:54:31,540 --> 00:54:36,840
have a ton of stories and I don't have a ton of better written stories like I did before.

1027
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:41,680
These both shows not only am I not feeling very good but they're kind of like wing it

1028
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:42,680
shows.

1029
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:46,320
I hope they're good I'll have to listen to them and see what I really truly think about

1030
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:47,320
them.

1031
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:51,880
But anyhow I'm kind of distracted doing that and remember man this is a no budget show

1032
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:59,760
that right now I'm primarily doing all the funny bits and everything on because Rob and

1033
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:00,760
I don't it.

1034
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:07,280
We're a couple hundred miles away so you know and Rob's doing very well very well he sounds

1035
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,200
great on the radio dude.

1036
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:14,040
You're booming and you're adding a lot of stuff you're funny you got some good quips

1037
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,120
you're doing well you're doing really well.

1038
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,880
I can't wait to hear you a year from now.

1039
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:24,720
So anyhow the show's gelling very well we're getting a lot of new listeners so I've been

1040
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:29,200
concentrating on that end of it so bear with me you know I'm going to keep coming up with

1041
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:34,640
ha ha's and bizarre shit and hope you like my weird humor.

1042
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:41,560
You know I kind of equate my humor to my whole background growing up.

1043
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:47,160
I was a city rat and a country rat and then an out of country rat and then a city rat

1044
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:48,800
and then a country rat.

1045
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:55,240
I mean I've been exposed to literally about everything when I was young because we were

1046
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:57,200
everywhere when I was young.

1047
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:01,360
And I think it just sparks imagination and humor.

1048
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:07,600
Dad and playing with a fork in the backyard you a fork in a mound of dirt will make you

1049
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:08,600
very inventive.

1050
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:09,600
Agreed?

1051
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:10,600
Yes I will.

1052
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:11,600
Yeah.

1053
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:15,400
So that's how you get some of this bizarre humor is is when you're back there and you're

1054
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:21,440
coming up with shit in your own mind for yourself to amuse yourself you get pretty inventive.

1055
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:27,720
So anyhow we're going to keep trucking along and we hope you still love us like you always

1056
00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:33,920
did and we're going to keep adding to it and thanks to people like Lona and Rob's brother

1057
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:41,580
and the guy that I talked to the other day and the other people James Cook thank you

1058
00:56:41,580 --> 00:56:42,580
good guy.

1059
00:56:42,580 --> 00:56:44,640
He sent me a couple of messages.

1060
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,120
Know him from school.

1061
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:53,360
He wants to come on the program and as soon as I get capabilities of doing remotes I'm

1062
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:54,360
going to have him come.

1063
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:57,000
He's a very intelligent guy.

1064
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:01,040
I love what he says on paper if you will for Facebook.

1065
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:05,000
I think it's going to be interesting to talk to on the show.

1066
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:08,760
So that's coming up there's a lot of neat ideas that I have so we're going to keep

1067
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:12,860
trucking along and keep doing what we're doing and hopefully you guys continue to like it.

1068
00:57:12,860 --> 00:57:18,640
So anyhow thank you everybody for listening and we will talk to you next time around.

1069
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:19,640
Take care.

1070
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:20,640
Rob?

1071
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:21,640
Good night.

1072
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:22,640
Good night.

1073
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:23,640
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

1074
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:44,920
Two douchebags in a microphone.

1075
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,920
Hey where did they go?

1076
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:47,920
Where are the douchebags?

1077
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:52,920
Oh my god someone took a dump in the corner.

1078
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,680
Ugh I'm glad they're gone.

1079
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:56,680
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1080
00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:23,320
Man that smells.