1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:26,400 Live from the City Market, it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast. 2 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:33,400 Now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 3 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,400 So let me see. 4 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,400 Let's say I was offended by people being offended. 5 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:47,400 Then would people being offended all the time have to not be offended around me because I was offended by them being offended? 6 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,400 Hm. 7 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:55,400 I may never know. 8 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,400 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. 9 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,400 It's strange insults from an alien. 10 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,400 Real hilarity. 11 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:07,400 If you ran, like you ran your mouth, you would be in terrific shape. 12 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:19,400 Two monkey fuckers and a toaster will be right back. 13 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,400 Buddy, this is Two Douchebags and Microphone on Mark. 14 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,400 We're number one. 15 00:01:53,400 --> 00:02:02,400 I'm so proud of this one. 16 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:06,400 I think he will whip everybody's ass on his way to number one. 17 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,400 That's how proud I am of him. 18 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:15,400 I'm really thinking of whipping him out tonight in my wildcard instead of waiting until the final two or the final four or whatever. 19 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:19,400 I'm really thinking about doing it tonight because I think this guy's going to win everything. 20 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:23,400 I think I have the champion. 21 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,400 So, yeah, yeah. 22 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,400 I'll see how it goes. 23 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:31,400 I even got an idea of who I'm going to whip it out on. 24 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:36,400 There's two of them there that we've had a stalemate on and they're fantastic. 25 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,400 Both of them. 26 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,400 Yes, we do have a tie. 27 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:44,400 I think if I bring this guy out, he's going to beat both of them hands down without any thought. 28 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,400 So. 29 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,400 We'll see. 30 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,400 Okay. 31 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,400 Well, let's see. 32 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,400 I have my melody list. 33 00:02:52,400 --> 00:03:00,400 And like we were talking about a little bit ago, the melody list is so hard to figure out because everybody loves melodies. 34 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:04,400 And you could call any song melodic if it's like melody to you. 35 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:13,400 I mean, so it's really kind of I try to go by just what something is like really heavy in melody that we all recognize. 36 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,400 And I think it's you know what I mean? 37 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,400 That sticks to you. 38 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:22,400 So I think any musician or anybody would be able to go, well, you know what? 39 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,400 If the melody is good, you're going to remember the song. 40 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,400 That's the truth. 41 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,400 So that's why we chose to do this. 42 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:35,400 And these are the melodies in this in these songs we consider so strong that that's what it is. 43 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,400 Is, you know, this this song deserves an honor. 44 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:45,400 So anyhow, well, I think I came up with twelve or thirteen and you said that that's probably what you have. 45 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,400 Right. 46 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,400 Yeah, I think I have thirteen. 47 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,400 OK, I think I have thirteen. 48 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,400 I didn't number them because it's just like, you know what? 49 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,400 I love all of these. 50 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,400 I'm going to leave them. 51 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,400 So I'm just not going to number them and worry about the number of them. 52 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:03,400 So OK, the first one is Rainbow Catch the Rainbow. 53 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,400 Often song. 54 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,400 And you you brought out Rainbow. 55 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,400 I think you went Kill the King, was it? 56 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,400 Yeah, it was one of them. 57 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:15,400 I don't have that list in front of me. 58 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,400 I had one best song on it. 59 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:22,400 I knew you looked through this song and almost picked it, didn't you? 60 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,400 Let's see here. 61 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,400 No, yeah, Temple of the King. 62 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,400 Temple of the King, not Kill the King. 63 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,400 My number three. 64 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,400 Yes, yes. 65 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,400 Well, I was going to pick this. 66 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,400 And at number seven, I had Starstruck. 67 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,400 Oh, yeah, that's right. 68 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,400 Hmm. 69 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,400 Very cool. 70 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:47,400 I mean, I almost had a man on the Silver Mountain, but I decided not to. 71 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:51,400 There was one thing I just edged it out. 72 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:56,400 So OK, so Rainbow Catch the Rainbow is my first. 73 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,400 Next one, I consider this very melodic. 74 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,400 If I could speak very melodic, but I don't know. 75 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,400 Maybe everyone doesn't. 76 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,400 But this is the way I feel. 77 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:10,400 Pantera, This Love. 78 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:14,400 I think that song is really melodic and I think it's really good. 79 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,400 I know it goes crazy. 80 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,400 You know, we're feeling some screaming. 81 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,400 Love, love, love. 82 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:26,400 You know, but the Dimebag's guitar on is just so rich. 83 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,400 It just has such a sound. 84 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:31,400 It's just it's to me it's genius. 85 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:35,400 So I have to go with Pantera, This Love. 86 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:38,400 Next one, Queen. 87 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,400 Find somebody to love. 88 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,400 Two love songs in a row, kind of. 89 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,400 Oh, wow. 90 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,400 Yeah. 91 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,400 That whole thing all the way through. 92 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:51,400 I mean, Freddie Mercury just singing his ass off. 93 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:57,400 And Brian May with a brilliant, brilliant harmonic guitar licks. 94 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,400 Oh, yeah. 95 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,400 And then when they all come in and sing together. 96 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,400 What a masterpiece. 97 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,400 What a masterpiece. 98 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,400 And that was just a day's work for those guys. 99 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,400 Those guys were so damn good. 100 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,400 It's just insane how good they were. 101 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:21,400 So next one, Aerosmith, Dream On. 102 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,400 Oh, good song. 103 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:24,400 Good song. 104 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,400 Yeah. 105 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,400 Yeah. 106 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:30,400 That one was a late pick. 107 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,400 I was like had everything in order. 108 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,400 And then all of a sudden, this Dream On popped in my head. 109 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,400 I'm like, man, I think I got to look at this again. 110 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,400 So I went through the list. 111 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,400 I'm like, you know what? 112 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:43,400 It's not number one and it's not number 13 or 14 or whatever I have. 113 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:48,400 So I decided on, I guess, the fourth from the last. 114 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,400 So good job, Aerosmith. 115 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,400 Great song. 116 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,400 Next one. 117 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,400 I had to dig deep for this because it was not one of their biggest hits. 118 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:01,400 And it does not get a lot of song airplay on any classic rock station. 119 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,400 Never has. 120 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,400 Although the song is one of the best songs they've done. 121 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:10,400 Boston, Amanda. 122 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,400 Good song. 123 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,400 Good song. 124 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,400 Yes. 125 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,400 A lot of melody in that song. 126 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:17,400 A lot of melody. 127 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,400 Yeah, a lot of melody. 128 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:21,400 So just a beautifully written song. 129 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,400 Yeah, it was. 130 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:27,400 From the vocal standpoint to the guitar standpoint to everything. 131 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:34,400 It's just great melody in that song and it deserves to be, it might even deserve to be a little bit higher than what I gave it. 132 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:39,400 But I went ahead and put it there. 133 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,400 So anyhow, next one. 134 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,400 Led Zeppelin. 135 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,400 All of my love. 136 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,400 Nice. 137 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:50,400 Yeah. 138 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:53,400 Nice. 139 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,400 All the Zeppelin songs I could have picked. 140 00:07:55,400 --> 00:08:00,400 One of my favorite songs that I consider very melodic. 141 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,400 Other people may not, but I love guitar. 142 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,400 And I'm a guitarist somewhat. 143 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,400 Not very good. 144 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,400 But you know, this is the Rover. 145 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:11,400 I consider it very melodic and a great song. 146 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:19,400 And I almost put the Rover in there, but I've got to go with all my love just because of some of those guitar licks that Jimmy Page does in there. 147 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,400 Just so memorable and so vivid. 148 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,400 So I'm going to go ahead and go with. 149 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,400 You're right. 150 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,400 Yeah. 151 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,400 Led Zeppelin. 152 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,400 All my love. 153 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,400 This next one. 154 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:35,400 There's so many of this band's songs I could have put in here. 155 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:39,400 And. 156 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:51,400 You know, I had come sail away, but right now I'm verbally scratching that out and putting Rockin' in Paradise. 157 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:55,400 Rockin' in Paradise is a masterpiece. 158 00:08:55,400 --> 00:09:00,400 Dennis D. Young and his showmanship and the way he sings it. 159 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,400 And just the melodies and the harmonies. 160 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:09,400 When he's going and singing Whatcha Doing Tonight and then the backups, which he's in there in the backup singing. 161 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,400 Whatcha Doing, Whatcha Doing. 162 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:15,400 I mean, it's just a masterpiece. 163 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:25,400 So it's come sail away, but right now I'm verbally scratching that out in favor of Rockin' in Paradise. 164 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,400 Rockin' in Paradise. 165 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,400 Fantastic song. 166 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:37,400 I listened to it the other night and I was like, man, that song just it got a lot of credit, but it never got enough credit on a grand scale. 167 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:42,400 Like such a like, you know, Hall of Fame worthy or whatever. 168 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:47,400 So anyhow, Sticks Rockin' in Paradise. 169 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,400 Next one. 170 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:54,400 I can't believe that I didn't think of it at first and it wasn't in one of my original thoughts. 171 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,400 I had to dig a little bit on this one. 172 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,400 Pink Floyd. 173 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,400 Wish you were here. 174 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:04,400 Oh, yeah. 175 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,400 That song right there is amazing. 176 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,400 Amazing. 177 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:16,400 The chorus, the melody, the meaning behind the lyrics. 178 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,400 They're a double entendre. 179 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,400 They mean a couple of different things or maybe even three different things. 180 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,400 But it's all up to you when you listen to it. 181 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:29,400 You're the one to decide what it means, which makes it such masterful art. 182 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,400 To you, it means one thing. 183 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,400 To me, it means another. 184 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,400 It's insanely good. 185 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,400 Pink Floyd. 186 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,400 Wish you were here. 187 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,400 Roger Waters, you're an asshole still. 188 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,400 Can't stand you. 189 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,400 But I can't deny your writing skills. 190 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:47,400 You and the rest of the band. 191 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,400 Next one. 192 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,400 Meatloaf. 193 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:55,400 Two out of three ain't bad. 194 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,400 Another nice one. 195 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,400 Yeah. 196 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,400 Yeah, that one right there. 197 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:05,400 Who does not identify with that song? 198 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:09,400 Softball Field, I won't mention any names. 199 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:13,400 Matter of fact, I think she may listen. 200 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:19,400 Yeah, I think maybe she might have shot me an email saying, no, no, no, no, a message on Facebook. 201 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,400 I'm going to check the email here a little bit and see if we have anything. 202 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:26,400 But I think she might have shot me a, hey, good job. 203 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,400 Good job. 204 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:31,400 Like the podcast. 205 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,400 No, actually, no, I don't think she did. 206 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:38,400 But anyhow, that song right there reminds me of Softball Field at Midnight. 207 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,400 Great stuff. 208 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,400 Right? 209 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,400 Yeah. 210 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,400 Okay. 211 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,400 Next one. 212 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,400 Where was I? 213 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,400 Let's see. 214 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:50,400 Oh, Paul McCartney and the Wings. 215 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:54,400 Band on the run. 216 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,400 Another classic song. 217 00:11:56,400 --> 00:12:00,400 Mm-hmm. 218 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,400 Yes. 219 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:06,400 Yeah, that one is a multiple song because it has so many different parts to it. 220 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:12,400 So many little intricate instruments that are used for effect. 221 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,400 Pieces together. 222 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,400 Harmonies. 223 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,400 And it's like three songs in one. 224 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:23,400 It kind of reminds you of maybe a little Sargent Pepperish where it's a composition. 225 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,400 That song is just a masterpiece. 226 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:33,400 And I can't believe it's a Paul McCartney replacement, not the real Paul McCartney that came up with it. 227 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,400 Right. 228 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,400 Yeah. 229 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:42,400 You know, me and Topher were the ones that originally were starting to tease about it. 230 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:46,400 It's like, man, because there was that big hubbub, right, that Paul McCartney really died. 231 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,400 The real one died. 232 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,400 And then they replaced him with a cop in Canada that looked just like him. 233 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,400 And we've always been teasing. 234 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,400 Man, they lucked out so bad. 235 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:59,400 The guy has the same musical skills and has the same voice as Paul McCartney, too. 236 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,400 How amazing. 237 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:06,400 So anyhow, yeah, boy, I tell you what, he did some good work with the wings, too. 238 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:09,400 So and solo, of course. 239 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:15,400 This next one, you're going to wonder how I got it out of my ass because I did not hear it on the radio. 240 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,400 It just popped in my head. 241 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,400 The Travelling Wilburys. 242 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,400 Someone to lean on. 243 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:33,400 Think of that Roy Orbison and Tom Petty and everybody that sings on that song and Bob Dylan. 244 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,400 And then it goes into the acoustical. 245 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,400 We all body. 246 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,400 We all need somebody to lean on. 247 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,400 I mean, it's just some masterpiece. 248 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:46,400 That song right there could have been number one. 249 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:50,400 And I just can't put it. 250 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,400 I can't put it ahead this next song. 251 00:13:52,400 --> 00:14:00,400 But Travelling Wilburys, somebody to lean on is just it's amazing song written by amazing artists. 252 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,400 Someone born around anymore. 253 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,400 Roy Orbison, he passed away. 254 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,400 So did Tom Petty. 255 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,400 Yeah. 256 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:16,400 So anyhow, great song, a masterpiece of the song and a great band. 257 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,400 OK, was that John Dylan or was it? 258 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,400 I think it was. 259 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:26,400 They're not John Dylan, Bob Dylan or Jacob Dylan, his son. 260 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,400 I can't remember who was in the Wilburys. 261 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,400 I'll have to, you know, I'll look it up sometime. 262 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,400 Anyhow, it doesn't mean that much. 263 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,400 Bob, I think it was Bob Dylan. 264 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:43,400 Jacob Dylan was in some other band like the Wallflowers or something. 265 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,400 Anyhow, I think that was it. 266 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,400 OK, next one. 267 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:52,400 John Lennon, Imagine. 268 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,400 One of my karaoke songs. 269 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,400 One of the best songs ever written ever. 270 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,400 Yes. 271 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,400 That song right there. 272 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:07,400 If I'm in the right mood, Mike made me shed a couple of tears. 273 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,400 That's how powerful that song is. 274 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:17,400 That song is amazing by an amazing artist that left us way too early by a piece of crap. 275 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:24,400 Like I said, it's one of my karaoke songs so it makes me break out singing. 276 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,400 It's a fantastic song. 277 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:29,400 Now don't get me wrong, this song does not make me mad or sad. 278 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:34,400 This song makes me emotional, which is fantastic. 279 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,400 Yeah, so, yeah, amazing ass song. 280 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,400 So, good job John Lennon, good job. 281 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,400 So that is it. 282 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:45,400 Number one is John Lennon. 283 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:52,400 And I think to me, like I said, the Traveling Wilburys were close, 284 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:58,400 but I can't ever, I can't put anything in front of John Lennon, Imagine. 285 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,400 Just because of the power of that song. 286 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:10,400 So, anyhow, I apologize, I got a little bit of a summer cold air. 287 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,400 I think you guys can tell. 288 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,400 It's going around, it goes. 289 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,400 Yeah, it's a band. 290 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:20,400 Hey, while we're talking about music, I have some music please. 291 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,400 Yeah. 292 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:27,400 You're familiar with Branson, some of the other guys? 293 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,400 Well, we drove through there the last time just to take a look at it 294 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,400 when we went to Eureka Springs. 295 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,400 Right. 296 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:38,400 Branson entertainers are mourning the death of a fellow artist. 297 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,400 Oh, which one? 298 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,400 Doji Tabuchi. 299 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,400 He died? 300 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,400 Oh, he's been there forever. 301 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,400 A black man aged 79. 302 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,400 Didn't know that. 303 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:54,400 I loved his show, I saw his show. 304 00:16:54,400 --> 00:17:01,400 For those that don't know who he is, he is an Oriental fiddle player. 305 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,400 Yeah, and we're talking. 306 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,400 He has his own show, and he is just awesome. 307 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,400 Rob, let me interject something to the rest of the audience that may not know. 308 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,400 Fiddle and violin are the same instrument. 309 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,400 How you play it is whether you call it a fiddle or not. 310 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:20,400 A fiddle has its root, its violin, in bluegrass, very fast. 311 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,400 Very, very fast. 312 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,400 Hand-picking, very fast hand-picking. 313 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,400 Tabuchi was that. 314 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:34,400 I mean, he wasn't bluegrass per se, but he was extremely fast hand-picking on a violin, 315 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:38,400 which is a fiddle because of the way it's played, right? 316 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,400 Right, right, and this story kind of goes into that. 317 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,400 Okay. 318 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,400 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to steal any thunder there. 319 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,400 I just thought the audience would... 320 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,400 No, no, no, no, you're all right. 321 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,400 Okay. 322 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:55,400 I bet, like you said, he began playing violin at the age of seven, according to an article 323 00:17:55,400 --> 00:18:00,400 by Explorer Branson, and so on, with bluegrass music. 324 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:08,400 His show expanded over its 30-year run to include dancers, lead ballads, 50s, 60s music, 325 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,400 dows for music, and much more. 326 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,400 Yes. 327 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:18,400 In 2020, Tabuchi was inducted into the National Fiddle Hall of Fame. 328 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,400 I didn't know that, but he so deserved it. 329 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:23,400 Tabuchi was inducted into the National Fiddle Hall of Fame with the goal to declare August 330 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:31,400 31st, 2021, as Soji, Dorothy, and Christina Tabuchi Day. 331 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,400 And let me add... 332 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,400 Soji, his wife Dorothy, and his daughter Christina. 333 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:40,400 Yes, they did have a family-run theater there. 334 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:46,400 And he would be happy to meet you and talk to you after the show, because he did. 335 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:50,400 And very down-to-earth guy, very nice guy, very humble guy, worked his ass off. 336 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,400 But let me say this here real quick about Tabuchi. 337 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,400 Okay. 338 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,400 There's a lot of artists in Branson that are never there. 339 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,400 They own a theater. 340 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,400 It has their name on it. 341 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,400 Right. 342 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,400 Well, not so much now. 343 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,400 A lot of them are gone now. 344 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:12,400 But for a long time, there was a lot of theaters that had somebody's name on it, a country 345 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,400 artist like Mickey... 346 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:18,400 I'm not saying this is a guy, or one of the guys, but like Mickey Gilley and stuff like 347 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,400 that. 348 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,400 But not so much now. 349 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:25,400 A lot of them went under, or the people died and they just shut them down or whatever. 350 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:29,400 Now, those people weren't necessarily the nicest people. 351 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:34,400 This guy here, we're talking about a really humble, nice human being, because he run his 352 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,400 theater in a family atmosphere. 353 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:44,400 And it was very welcoming, very nice, and it's a hell of a show. 354 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,400 So, did you have more to go into? 355 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,400 I'm sorry. 356 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,400 No, no, no. 357 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,400 I was done. 358 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,400 Well, you know what? 359 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,400 God needed a fiddle player. 360 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:58,400 Yes, he was amazing. 361 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:02,400 I was lucky to see his show a couple times. 362 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:09,400 Well, God, I guess you need another singer now, so I'm going to go ahead and offer you 363 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,400 Wayne Newton. 364 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,400 Just to be a nice guy. 365 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:20,400 You can give us back Tony Bennett. 366 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,400 So, anyhow, of course I'm kidding. 367 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,400 I don't want Wayne Newton to die. 368 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,400 He's very talented. 369 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:31,400 But, anyhow, you never miss an opportunity for a pun, right Rob? 370 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,400 You're right. 371 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,400 All right. 372 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:38,400 I have a little interesting little side track for you that I wanted to get into. 373 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,400 All right. 374 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,400 I love these. 375 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,400 I was talking to a friend of mine, dear friend of mine. 376 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,400 He didn't want to be mentioned. 377 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,400 No, it's not Davey. 378 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:50,400 He didn't want to be mentioned on air for his own reasons. 379 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:54,400 He's kind of hanging low and went through some shit. 380 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:59,400 So, anyhow, me and him started talking about this, and he wanted me to talk about it on 381 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,400 the podcast. 382 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:04,400 So, do you remember your first ass whooping? 383 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:10,400 Uh, you talking about my parents or somebody else? 384 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,400 My parents. 385 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,400 My parents. 386 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,400 I'm sorry. 387 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,400 I should have been a little bit more clear. 388 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,400 My parents. 389 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:20,400 Not my fucking Billy down the road, but my parents. 390 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:25,400 Uh, not my first one, but I remember some of my worst ones. 391 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,400 I do not remember the first one. 392 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,400 Okay. 393 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:34,400 Well, I remember my first one, and it was one of my worst ones. 394 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:38,640 And we were talking about this, and he really didn't want me to tell this story because 395 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,400 what he did was really kind of stupid. 396 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,400 And, anyhow, he just don't want to... 397 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:49,400 Anyhow, so this is for my friend Mr. X. Okay. 398 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,400 Anyhow. 399 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:57,400 So, my first ass whooping, I remember very well because I remember I was out with my 400 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:03,760 older brother, and him and this guy Keith down the road used to always be vulgar and 401 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:08,240 crude because it was fun to them, and it was fun to me too, only I didn't know how to get 402 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,400 away with it like they did. 403 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:16,840 So, anyhow, Keith asked, hey, I wonder what time it is, and my brother goes, half past 404 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,400 the monkey's ass quarter till it's balls. 405 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,400 And I'm just fucking laughing. 406 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,400 Man, that's fucking awesome. 407 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,400 Oh my God, man. 408 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,400 That's brilliant. 409 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,400 How did you come up with that, you know? 410 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,400 Keith is my idol, he's my older brother. 411 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:33,640 So, later on that evening, my dad's sitting there in the chair, probably watching football 412 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:38,520 or some shit, and he goes to my mom, he goes, hey, what time is it? 413 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,520 And I... 414 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:45,960 I belt out, half past the monkey's ass quarter till it's balls. 415 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,960 My dad said, what? 416 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,960 And I was like, oh shit. 417 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:50,960 Oh no. 418 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,960 Oh no, what did I do? 419 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,960 Oh shit, I'm toast now. 420 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,960 And I got one fucking fat ass whipping. 421 00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,960 Where'd you hear that at? 422 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:00,960 Where'd you hear that at? 423 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:01,960 Oh no. 424 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,960 Oh no, I think it's on TV. 425 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:03,960 No, you didn't hear that on TV. 426 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:04,960 Where'd you hear that at? 427 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:05,960 Was it John? 428 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,960 And I couldn't... 429 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:11,960 I couldn't knock out John, because then I couldn't hang out with him anymore. 430 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,960 You know, he'd be with the older crowd, so I had to go... 431 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,960 No, no, no, there's some guy down the street said it. 432 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,960 Well, don't hang out with him anymore. 433 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:19,960 They're bad news. 434 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,960 You got it, dad. 435 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,960 Sorry, didn't mean to put that to you. 436 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:33,040 But anyhow, this guy is having a few issues, and he just wanted me to tell that story on 437 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,960 air, because when we were talking about it, he started dying. 438 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,960 He's like, you need to tell that on the air. 439 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:38,960 And I'm like, okay. 440 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,960 I guess it is somewhat entertaining at least. 441 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:42,960 So... 442 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:43,960 Yep. 443 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:48,960 And I think everybody remembers that too, because that's one of the first things we 444 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:49,960 used to say. 445 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:50,960 Hey, what time is it? 446 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:51,960 Half past monkey's ass, quarter to his balls. 447 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,960 Ah ha ha! 448 00:23:54,960 --> 00:24:01,960 So, anyhow, let's take a little break here. 449 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,960 When we come back, I've got a little story about a Los Angeles restaurant, okay? 450 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:06,960 All right. 451 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,960 All right. 452 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:12,960 Be back in a bit. 453 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,960 This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags in a Microphone. 454 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:21,960 People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast. 455 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:22,960 One, smell. 456 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,200 Go to the city market and start sniffing. 457 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,680 Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats, Tabasco sauce, and 458 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,600 old sock with dark fuzzy urine. 459 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,640 Two, look for the spot absent of patrons. 460 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:42,560 Three, the most telling sign is a crowd of patrons vomiting uncontrollably. 461 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:49,040 Four, just call us at 816-512-7717. 462 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,400 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 463 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,400 It's strange insults from an alien. 464 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,400 Real hilarity. 465 00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:05,400 May your spoon always slip and sink into your hot soup. 466 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,680 Do they make ear condoms? 467 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:12,760 I certainly need them for this garbage. 468 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:17,760 All right. 469 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:32,120 As Thor mentioned, a Los Angeles restaurant is doing something a little bit different, 470 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,640 and I kind of have mixed feelings on this. 471 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:39,960 I kind of like it, and I kind of see where it pisses people off. 472 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:45,760 But if you think about it, the number that they're taking isn't that significant if it 473 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:50,440 really helps people, and I think they could do it on a grander level even. 474 00:25:50,440 --> 00:26:01,620 So a Los Angeles restaurant adds 4% automatically to every bill to cover staff health insurance. 475 00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:06,800 So if your bill was $100, that would be like $4, I think, right? 476 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,800 Something like that. 477 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,840 Yeah, probably about $4. 478 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:12,840 Somewhere in there. 479 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:17,200 And they don't further staff's health insurance. 480 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,640 So chances are good you pay for your own health insurance coverage each month, but should 481 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:25,720 you be covering the coverage of service workers too? 482 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:30,300 A photo of a restaurant bill with a 4% service charge added to cover health insurance for 483 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:33,920 staff went viral on Twitter recently. 484 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:39,960 Now since the prices of the menu are approvable, I would think that the 4% could be taken off. 485 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,920 Sounds to me like a firm suggestion, right? 486 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:47,040 Because I've been on many cruises, right? 487 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:54,080 And they add the gratuity to your bill when you're on the ship, and it tells you that 488 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,080 in the print. 489 00:26:55,080 --> 00:27:00,360 It says, look, we're going to add a certain amount of gratuity, and this is how much it's 490 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,480 going to be a day. 491 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,120 So anyhow, and I know people that went in there and said, you know what? 492 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:10,520 I want this taken off my bill because you're giving it to everybody, but not everybody's 493 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:11,520 helped me. 494 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:15,680 But that wasn't a good argument to me ever, because there's people behind the scenes that 495 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,200 are washing your clothes. 496 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,680 They're making your food. 497 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,480 Just because you don't see the person making your food, he had just as much in it as the 498 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,680 guy that brings it to you. 499 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:29,600 The guy working on the AC for the ship so your room can stay cool, right? 500 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,000 They all share those tips. 501 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,480 But I know people that take them off and they say they give them to the people that help 502 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,120 them the most. 503 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:44,720 So to me, this 4% sounds to me like if you went there and said, no, I'm not paying for 504 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:48,480 that, they'd probably take it off kind of like a cruise ship. 505 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:53,240 But to me, and I want to hear your thought on this, Rob. 506 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,240 Okay. 507 00:27:54,240 --> 00:28:00,200 So 4% isn't that much and it provides health insurance for employees. 508 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,000 Now let's take it on a different level, okay? 509 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,160 Because I really want to get your input on this. 510 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:10,000 How would you like someone buying a trailer and not just you guys doing this, but everybody 511 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,720 doing this, okay? 512 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,200 And they pay 4% more knowing they're paying your health insurance. 513 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:20,240 Do you think that's a good idea? 514 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,240 It'd be nice. 515 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,680 You see, here's the deal. 516 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:32,680 It still keeps insurance privately owned and it keeps people privately paying for it. 517 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:37,920 But everybody is paying their share towards paying each other's health insurance. 518 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,560 Now there's a lot of bugs that would have to be worked out and a lot of things that 519 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:47,400 they'd have to do right because there's ways this thing can be manipulated. 520 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,400 But I kind of like that idea. 521 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:54,400 Yeah, I kind of like that idea too. 522 00:28:54,400 --> 00:29:05,680 Because I pay so much a week out of pocket and then my company covers the rest. 523 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:06,680 Yes. 524 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:12,280 You see, this would automatically be added into it. 525 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,600 Yeah. 526 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:20,200 And after a while, people don't even know they're paying it. 527 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,160 I mean, look at all these little taxes they throw on. 528 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:27,920 Like whenever you buy a hotel room through Priceline and it'll say, okay, that's $110, 529 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:28,920 right? 530 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:35,000 Then when you get done, it's like $150 because there's all these fees and taxes because 531 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:44,680 a lot of towns and cities tax these hotels and stuff because there's people out of town 532 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,080 paying it, not the people that live there. 533 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,640 Yeah, that happens down here. 534 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,680 Oh yeah, it does. 535 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,280 Yeah, I got dinged down there before. 536 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,960 So okay, the deal is it's kind of like that. 537 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:06,800 Yeah, whenever I book a room, wherever it's at through Priceline or booking.com or whatever, 538 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,200 I know there's going to be more money added onto it. 539 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:13,000 So if it says $130, I know I'm going to be like, yeah, okay, I'm probably paying $160 540 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,200 or $70. 541 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,200 I know this. 542 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,760 And you just, you live with it. 543 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:23,960 So maybe if we started doing things like that, maybe people just go, no, all right, well, 544 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:29,320 I guess I'm just going to live with it. 545 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,560 So just a thought. 546 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:39,360 Don't get too crazy on me, crowd, because if it's that far out of the realm, yes, I 547 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:43,920 do want to hear it because I know this is a very passionate subject, but on the surface, 548 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,280 I kind of like the idea. 549 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,440 So yeah, I kind of like the idea too. 550 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,960 Like I said, it would have to have a lot of work to it, a lot of work to it. 551 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:57,560 But when I heard it, I was like, I'd probably go along with it. 552 00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:02,000 If they were like, you don't have to pay the 4%, but you can, they help these people out 553 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,240 on their health insurance. 554 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,920 I probably would pay the 4%. 555 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:05,920 You know what? 556 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:06,920 I'd be like, you know what? 557 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:07,920 Hell yeah. 558 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:13,680 Let's help these guys struggling out. 559 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,120 So just a thought. 560 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:20,880 Yeah, Rob, you got some stuff you want to throw out there? 561 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,680 I've got a little story here. 562 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,680 All right. 563 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:33,840 Anheuser-Busch, the owner of Bud Light, is selling eight of its beverage brands. 564 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,400 The Wall Street Journal reported Tuesday. 565 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,400 They're selling eight of them? 566 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:46,760 The Al Ray Brands, the purchaser, is currently the largest cannabis company in the world, 567 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:52,400 but is working to push its way into the alcoholic beverage market. 568 00:31:52,400 --> 00:32:01,320 Its acquisition of the eight brands positions to become the fifth largest craft beer brewer 569 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:05,720 in the nation with a 5% share of the market. 570 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:06,720 Wow. 571 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:17,320 The brands being sold to Ray are Shop Top, Eight Point, and Breckenridge Brewery, adding 572 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:24,800 to the high loyalty brands the company already owns, including Sweetwater Brewery, Breckenridge 573 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:29,680 Distillery, and Alpine Company. 574 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,680 Wow. 575 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,000 That, that, okay. 576 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 They are really... 577 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,480 Okay. 578 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:42,320 When all this whole thing started, I thought the whole thing was a publicity hoax. 579 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:50,760 I thought that they knew it was going to rattle some feathers, and that they basically knew 580 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:55,640 they're going to hit all this damage, but then they're going to have a roaring comeback. 581 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,560 I guess not. 582 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:05,280 I guess they really miscalculated this whole deal, Dylan Mulvaney or whatever. 583 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:10,920 They are in trouble because these are acquisitions they got that they bought when the craft brewery 584 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:15,680 scene started exploding, and everyone was buying craft beers, and they did that to pad 585 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,320 themselves. 586 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,960 Now they're selling them off. 587 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:28,240 Yeah, the purchase amount which Forbes reports as being $85 million will be paid in cash 588 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,240 by the end of the year. 589 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,240 Wow. 590 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,240 Okay. 591 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,080 Well, you know what, and I went to Breckenridge several times. 592 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,640 I had no idea Anazer Bush owned them. 593 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:42,160 I went to Breckenridge to town, but they have a brewery there. 594 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,160 I did not know that either. 595 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,160 No. 596 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,280 They have one in Denver, downtown Denver near the ballpark. 597 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,280 I went there. 598 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:53,840 I had no idea Anazer Bush owned them, and coincidentally that's Coors Field right next 599 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:54,840 door. 600 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:55,840 How weird. 601 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,360 Well, maybe they didn't own them at the time. 602 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,160 This is several years ago. 603 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:05,520 But, well, they are in real trouble because they bought these craft beers. 604 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,320 I knew they bought craft beers. 605 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,320 I knew they did that. 606 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:13,400 And the reason they did that is because craft beers were all the rage for so long. 607 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:17,520 No one liked just the yard beers anymore, right? 608 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:24,040 So they did that to keep their sales and bring that brand to pump up their brand. 609 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,040 So anyhow. 610 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,040 Okay then. 611 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,040 Well, you know what? 612 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,480 You know what? 613 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:34,720 Anazer Bush, you miscalculated something very bad. 614 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:38,920 And I'm not saying anything about it at all. 615 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,640 Like yay or boo or nothing. 616 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:44,560 What I'm saying is you misjudged this bad and you're paying the price. 617 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:45,560 So anyhow. 618 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,840 You know what? 619 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:47,840 That's the way it goes. 620 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:51,680 The deal is this right here. 621 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:52,680 Business is like that. 622 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:57,160 People will take your place if you fuck up enough, right? 623 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,160 Yep. 624 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,280 I guess you did. 625 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,280 So anyhow. 626 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,280 You got some other stuff? 627 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,280 Or you got more on that story? 628 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,440 Yeah, I got another little story here. 629 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,440 You know how we were talking about horse racing? 630 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,440 Here we're all back and the horse is getting injured. 631 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,440 Yes. 632 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:16,440 Okay. 633 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,440 There's been another one. 634 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:20,440 Really? 635 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:27,440 Maple Leaf Mel, a horse owned by legendary NFL coach Bill Purcell. 636 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:37,840 Suffers catastrophic leg injury just meters from the finish line in a $500,000 race at 637 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:38,840 Saratoga. 638 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:39,840 Wow. 639 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,840 Before being euthanized on site. 640 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:47,840 So it's happening again at a different track. 641 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,480 And this is starting to be an ongoing thing. 642 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:52,600 Let's face it. 643 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,920 They're going to get to where they outlawed this whole thing. 644 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:55,920 Yes. 645 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,920 That's what's going to happen. 646 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,920 A lot of horses are getting injured these days. 647 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:01,920 Something is going on. 648 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:02,920 Yes. 649 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:07,920 I remember growing up as a kid, we watched horse racing. 650 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:08,920 Uh huh. 651 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,920 Horses hardly ever got injured back then that I remember. 652 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:13,920 No. 653 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,920 No. 654 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,920 No they didn't. 655 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,920 These days something is going on. 656 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:19,920 Um yeah. 657 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,920 I heard something about it. 658 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,920 I really do. 659 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,160 I hope so. 660 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,760 I hope so. 661 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:35,280 Because I don't want to hear any more stories about these horses being euthanized because 662 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,480 of a greedy fucking trainer. 663 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,480 I'm sorry. 664 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,480 No I'm not sorry. 665 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:48,900 Well, I mean it sucks that that happened but hopefully it brings a little bit more awareness 666 00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:49,900 to what's going on. 667 00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:53,120 And maybe they can delve deeper into what they're actually doing. 668 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:57,000 I think what's going on is systematic abuse. 669 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000 Systemic abuse of these horses. 670 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,000 Yeah. 671 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000 Something is, yeah, something. 672 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Yep. 673 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:09,560 Well, a little bit ago you mentioned weed. 674 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:16,160 About Ann Houser Bush selling some of their craft breweries to a weed company, right? 675 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,160 Yep. 676 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:18,160 Okay. 677 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,160 I'm going to call on the guy who will finance. 678 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:25,160 There's 20 cities with the highest weed consumption in the world and I have them right here. 679 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:29,160 You want to hear them? 680 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,160 Sure. 681 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,160 Why not? 682 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:35,160 Number 20 for weed consumption is Denver, Colorado. 683 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,160 Wow. 684 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,160 You'd think that'd be higher. 685 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,160 Yeah. 686 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,160 I know. 687 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,160 I thought they'd be number one but nope. 688 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:49,160 Number 19 is Adulay, Australia. 689 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,160 Okay. 690 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,160 I couldn't tell you nothing about that. 691 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,160 Australia represents all over this. 692 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:58,160 There are weed smokers down there and I had no idea. 693 00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:05,160 Number 18, Dublin, Ireland. 694 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,160 I could see that. 695 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,160 I could see that too. 696 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,160 Oh yeah. 697 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,160 Yep. 698 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,160 Those Mickeys over there love their weed, right? 699 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,160 They're weed and they're blue. 700 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,160 Yep. 701 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,160 I am very tongue in cheek calling them Mickeys. 702 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,160 They're fine people. 703 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,160 I'm married to an Irish girl. 704 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,160 Anyhow. 705 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,160 I have Irish in me. 706 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,160 I can say it. 707 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:29,160 Alright. 708 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,160 Rob, what are they? 709 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,160 Mickeys. 710 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,160 Okay. 711 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,160 He can say it. 712 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,160 He has Irish in him. 713 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,160 Yeah. 714 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,160 There you go. 715 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:42,160 Next one is, Uganda, Turkey. 716 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,160 Oh no, no, no. 717 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,160 No, no, no. 718 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,160 Number 17, Vancouver, Canada. 719 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:52,160 I believe that but I thought Vancouver would register a little higher too because that's 720 00:38:52,160 --> 00:39:00,160 why a lot of bands go up there to record because they can get all the weed they want 721 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:04,160 but now they can do it in America because you can smoke all you want here now too. 722 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:10,160 So, the next one is Turkey, Ukada. 723 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,160 Ukada I think is how they pronounce it or Ukator. 724 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,160 I think it's Ukator, Turkey. 725 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,160 I heard it pronounced like one time. 726 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,160 So, anyhow. 727 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,160 They are number 16. 728 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,160 Number 15 is Philly, Philadelphia. 729 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,160 Okay. 730 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,160 I have no preference on that. 731 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:33,160 I thought they'd be more beer drinkers than weed smokers but I guess not. 732 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,160 Yeah. 733 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:38,160 So, the next one, Montreal, Canada. 734 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,160 I could see that. 735 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,160 I definitely see that. 736 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,160 I could see that one too. 737 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,160 Yep, Montreal likes its weed. 738 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,160 So, let's see. 739 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:51,160 The next one, number 13 is Melbourne, Australia. 740 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:58,160 Like I said, I had no idea that Australians love their weed so much but evidently they 741 00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,160 do. 742 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,160 Yeah. 743 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:06,160 So, number 12, Phoenix, Arizona. 744 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:12,160 I don't really have a thought on that do you? 745 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:20,160 I haven't been to Phoenix since I was a little kid so I couldn't tell you. 746 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,160 I haven't been there in a long, long time. 747 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:28,160 I went through their airport a couple of times and their airport, I don't know. 748 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:32,160 It never seems that busy but it sure takes you a hell of a long time to get through it 749 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,160 for some reason. 750 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:34,160 I've been to every airport. 751 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,160 I'm not the only person that said that. 752 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,160 I know that is every airport. 753 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:44,160 Even Springfield Branson, their new airport. 754 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,160 Yeah. 755 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,160 That thing, if they have a couple of planes land at once, you're fucked. 756 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,160 You're there for a couple hours. 757 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,160 I believe it. 758 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:52,160 I believe it. 759 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,160 Yeah. 760 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:57,160 It's a beautiful airport though but boy, if you catch them at the wrong time, you're 761 00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,160 fucked there for a little bit. 762 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:03,160 What I heard about that airport was this and I believe it. 763 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:09,160 They have such small amount of TSA agents that if a couple of planes land virtually 764 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:15,160 at once and then there's a couple of planes that are going out within the next couple 765 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:20,160 of hours that they don't have enough agents to work it. 766 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:24,160 So they got to have them all in one area except for a couple of them and then move them all 767 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,160 to the other areas. 768 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,160 That's what's happening. 769 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:31,160 They just don't have enough TSA workers and they don't have enough business flow to keep 770 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:36,160 that many TSA workers busy all the time, right? 771 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,160 Yeah. 772 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,160 Okay. 773 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,160 Next one. 774 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,160 Hamburg, Germany. 775 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:46,160 I can see that. 776 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,160 Yeah. 777 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,160 Yeah. 778 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,160 Yep. 779 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,160 Next one. 780 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,160 Vienna, Austria. 781 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,160 No opinion. 782 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:56,160 Yeah. 783 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,160 Good for them. 784 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,160 All right. 785 00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,160 Good. 786 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,160 Glad you guys are cool. 787 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:05,160 I personally couldn't see Arnold Schwarzenegger's over in Germany. 788 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,160 He was a governor-ator. 789 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:09,160 Yeah. 790 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,160 Yeah. 791 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:13,160 Was he in California? 792 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,160 Yeah. 793 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,160 Yeah. 794 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,160 So, all right. 795 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,160 Next one. 796 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:25,160 Big Czech Republic. 797 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,160 Okay. 798 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,160 No opinion. 799 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,160 Good. 800 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,160 Good for you Czechs. 801 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,160 Great job. 802 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,160 All right. 803 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,160 Yeah. 804 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,160 Yep. 805 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:34,160 All right. 806 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,160 So, the next one. 807 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,160 Toronto, Canada. 808 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:37,160 I almost said California. 809 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,160 Toronto, Canada. 810 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,160 I believe that. 811 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,160 Yeah. 812 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:45,160 Toronto is a big party city. 813 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,160 They have a lot of neat stuff there. 814 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,160 They have a lot of glass domes and stuff. 815 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:53,720 They have a lot of legacy people fucking bonging it up and getting up next to the dome and 816 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:57,160 looking like 100 stories down and flapping their arms. 817 00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,160 Just fun shit like that. 818 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,160 Look at me. 819 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,160 I'm a bird. 820 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,160 So, anyhow. 821 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,160 Next one. 822 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,160 Next one. 823 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,160 Tokyo, Japan. 824 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,160 Who knew? 825 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,160 You can tell by the way I look. 826 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,160 Hell no. 827 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,160 They always act weird. 828 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:20,160 Their eyes always look like that. 829 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:24,160 There you go. 830 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:25,160 Okay. 831 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,160 So. 832 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,160 That's why they call it Chinese eyes. 833 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,160 Yep. 834 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:33,160 Oh, we are talking about Japanese, but anyhow. 835 00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,160 Yeah. 836 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,160 Yeah. 837 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,160 They're all like that. 838 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,160 Okay. 839 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,160 They all look like they're stone. 840 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,160 Oh, yeah. 841 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,160 Okay. 842 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,160 All right. 843 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,160 Next one. 844 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,160 Houston, Texas. 845 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,160 Okay. 846 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,160 That's what I said too. 847 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:54,160 I didn't think anywhere in Texas would be leading in, and especially being down number 848 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,160 six. 849 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,160 I didn't think anywhere in Texas. 850 00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,160 Well, no, no, no, no. 851 00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:03,360 I thought that Austin, Texas would. 852 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,880 Because Texas doesn't really claim Austin. 853 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,080 Houston's like Hippieville, Texas. 854 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,120 You talk to other Texans there. 855 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:15,920 The real Texans per se, and they're like, yeah, you know what? 856 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,080 We just kind of put up with them. 857 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:22,800 We don't really have that much to do with them, but we just kind of put up with them. 858 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,680 So anyhow. 859 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,720 So Houston, Texas above Austin. 860 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:30,800 Really surprising. 861 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:31,800 Next one. 862 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,800 Rome, Italy. 863 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,160 Yeah. 864 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:41,960 Yeah, I can see the Romans like, you know, hey, man, throw me in that pizza. 865 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,760 After you get done with that pizza, give me the bong. 866 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,600 I want to eat the pizza, and then I'm going to be hungry. 867 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:48,600 So you know. 868 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:49,600 No, no, no. 869 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,800 You give me the bong first, and then I smoke, and then I get hungry. 870 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,720 So as soon as I get the bong, you put that pizza in the oven. 871 00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:57,720 Sound about right? 872 00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:58,720 Yeah. 873 00:44:58,720 --> 00:44:59,720 Yeah, that's about right. 874 00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:00,720 Yeah, yeah. 875 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,400 You let me know when that pizza's done. 876 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:06,680 And I quit smoking, I come over there, and I eat the pizza, okay? 877 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,680 Okay. 878 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,960 All right, next. 879 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,440 Chicago. 880 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,440 Believe it? 881 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,440 Believe it. 882 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,440 Yeah, that one I can see. 883 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:19,440 Yeah. 884 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,440 Yep. 885 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:21,440 A lot of stoners. 886 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:22,440 Yep. 887 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:27,160 Oh, and a lot of listeners, too. 888 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,160 Thank you, Chicago. 889 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,160 We love you. 890 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,160 Yeah, true. 891 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,160 Thanks for the love. 892 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,160 You're probably bonging it up. 893 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,720 We'll be bonging it up right now as we speak. 894 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:35,720 So happy bonging. 895 00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:36,720 Keep it up. 896 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,520 Nothing to see here. 897 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:39,520 Have fun. 898 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,320 All right, next. 899 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,320 Los Angeles, California. 900 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,320 Yeah. 901 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,320 Yeah. 902 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,320 I can see all of them. 903 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,320 Yep. 904 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:56,600 Although for some reason, NoCal seems like more of a Stonerville than SoCal, and I don't 905 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,600 know why that is. 906 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,080 It's just my own mind. 907 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,080 So anyhow. 908 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,080 Yeah. 909 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,080 Yeah. 910 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,080 Number two. 911 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:07,560 Like I said, Australia is all over this thing and strong. 912 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:08,560 Sydney, Australia. 913 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:09,560 Wow. 914 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:15,840 Yeah, the Australians smoke a lot of fucking weed. 915 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:20,640 We name virtually every one of their huge cities, and they're all in the top 20. 916 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,640 Yeah. 917 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:22,640 Yeah. 918 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,920 I think it's those koala bears. 919 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:25,920 Yeah. 920 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,800 So I think it is. 921 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:29,800 I blame the koalas. 922 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,360 They're the reason everybody gets stoned. 923 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:37,240 They see these little fucking bears and it freaks them out and they want to go get a 924 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:39,000 hit of puff. 925 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000 It freaked me out too. 926 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,880 I'd be like, Oh, motherfucker, look at those little things. 927 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,920 All they do is eat leaves all day. 928 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:44,920 Fuck. 929 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,200 Give me that bong. 930 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,000 So anyhow, the next one. 931 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,800 I found this rather surprising, but it is one of the largest cities in the world. 932 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:53,800 New York, New York. 933 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:57,800 I just flat didn't think they were that cool. 934 00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,800 Population wise, probably. 935 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,800 Yeah. 936 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,800 You know what? 937 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,800 You're right. 938 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:08,800 Okay. 939 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,800 Well, then that's it by default. 940 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,800 All right. 941 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,800 They claim so many people there. 942 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:18,800 Yeah. 943 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:19,800 You're right. 944 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,280 They have people out there fucking here. 945 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,280 So yeah, you're right. 946 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,280 Yeah. 947 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:29,000 I got to hold my voice. 948 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,600 Oh my voice holds up for this whole thing. 949 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,600 We'll see. 950 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,080 We'll be back. 951 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:36,680 Two monkey fuckers and a toaster will be right back. 952 00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:40,280 Now we go to the amazing Mark, the palm reader. 953 00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:41,280 Hello everybody. 954 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,840 And welcome to Mark, the amazing palm reader. 955 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,320 First in line, please step up. 956 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:47,480 Let's see young lady. 957 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,200 I see a long lifeline. 958 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:55,040 I see success, happiness, love, fortune. 959 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,920 I also see a bit index finger. 960 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,920 $20 please. 961 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,920 Oh shit. 962 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:09,920 What's that over there? 963 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:10,920 Oh no. 964 00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:15,920 It's the island of horrible jokes. 965 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:26,160 The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. 966 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:33,160 Only a fraction will get this. 967 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:47,600 What up Mark? 968 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:48,600 Hey Rob. 969 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,600 Hey, you want to do the hairy asshole Olympics? 970 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,600 Yeah, why not? 971 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,600 All right, Rob. 972 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,600 Okay. 973 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:57,600 Let's see now. 974 00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,600 You have the list with you, right? 975 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:07,600 Yeah, right in front of me. 976 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:08,600 Okay. 977 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,840 Let's see. 978 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:15,000 We got Castro, De Niro, right? 979 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:20,000 Yeah, that was your tie. 980 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 Carlin. 981 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,600 Let's see. 982 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,600 Zuckerberg, right? 983 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,600 Pelosi? 984 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,600 Madonna? 985 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,600 And Mustaine? 986 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,600 Is that it? 987 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,600 Does that sound right? 988 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,600 And Aaron Rodgers. 989 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:41,600 And Aaron Rodgers. 990 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:42,600 Okay. 991 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,600 Yeah, it's Aaron Rodgers and De Niro. 992 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,600 Okay, is that the face off right there? 993 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,600 Well, no, no. 994 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:49,600 That's it. 995 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:50,600 Okay. 996 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:51,600 All right. 997 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,600 Well, let's figure out who we're going to pit against each other here. 998 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:59,600 Who are we going to put against Nancy Pelosi? 999 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:04,600 Oh, you want to go woman for woman? 1000 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:05,600 Yeah, let's do it. 1001 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,600 Let's do Madonna versus Pelosi. 1002 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,600 All right. 1003 00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:13,600 Okay. 1004 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:20,600 I'm going to go with Pelosi because she's a little bit older in Italian. 1005 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:25,600 You know what, I don't know though. 1006 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:31,600 Madonna though has clearly illustrated that she will sport underarm hair. 1007 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:36,600 Yeah, she has. 1008 00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,600 Hmm. 1009 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:45,600 I guess I'm going to go with Madonna very reluctantly. 1010 00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:46,600 What do you think? 1011 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:51,600 Honestly, reluctantly, I think I got to go Madonna too. 1012 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:52,600 Madonna is on. 1013 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,600 All right. 1014 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,600 Boy, she's doing very well on this one. 1015 00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,600 Good job, Madonna. 1016 00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,600 You might just win the hairy asshole Olympics. 1017 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:03,600 You never know. 1018 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,600 Okay, let's see. 1019 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:15,600 Let's, you want to pit De Niro against A-Rodger or Mustaine? 1020 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,600 Or Zuckerberg? 1021 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:21,600 I say we go De Niro and Mustaine. 1022 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,600 Okay. 1023 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:24,600 All right. 1024 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:33,600 Well, I know that I'm certain that Dave Mustaine has all this hairy red ass hair and it's nuts though. 1025 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:38,600 And he makes like groupies fucking sniff it and all this stuff, right? 1026 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,600 Especially sweaty after a concert. 1027 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,600 He pulls his fucking trousers down and says, here, come here, come here. 1028 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:45,600 Yeah. 1029 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:46,600 Come here, sniff it. 1030 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,600 This is Dave Mustaine ass hair. 1031 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:49,600 Sniff it. 1032 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,600 And then they come over and sniff it. 1033 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:55,600 But De Niro is so kind of crotchety and old. 1034 00:51:55,600 --> 00:52:00,600 It almost makes me think that he may have a little bit more ass hair than Dave Mustaine. 1035 00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:09,600 Even though Dave Mustaine purposely grooms his, so groupies have to come over and like smell it and comb it. 1036 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:12,600 Agreed? 1037 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,600 Yeah, I think I'm going to have to go with that. 1038 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:16,600 All right. 1039 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:25,600 So I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go with Mustaine by a asshole hair. 1040 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,600 I think I'm going to have to do that too. 1041 00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:29,600 All right. 1042 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:30,600 Okay. 1043 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,600 Congratulations, Dave Mustaine. 1044 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:33,600 Bye-bye, Dave Mustaine. 1045 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:34,600 Bye-bye. 1046 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,600 Wow. 1047 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,600 Dave Mustaine is, yeah, good job. 1048 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,600 Good job. 1049 00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,600 For a ginger, he's doing really well on the asshole hair Olympics. 1050 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:43,600 Yes, he is. 1051 00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,600 Very good. 1052 00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:45,600 Yes, he is. 1053 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:46,600 All right. 1054 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:47,600 Let's see. 1055 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,600 Next one. 1056 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:49,600 Castro, A-Rodge, Zuckaloo. 1057 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,600 A-Rodge and Zuckaloo. 1058 00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:51,600 All right. 1059 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:52,600 Wow. 1060 00:52:52,600 --> 00:53:06,600 I think A-Rodge, you know, he's like the psychedelic guy, kind of like the cool guy, the hippie guy. 1061 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,600 He has his hair long sometimes. 1062 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:10,600 Sometimes he cuts it. 1063 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:14,600 He's kind of a hippie, kind of looks unwashed sometimes. 1064 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:19,600 But Zuckerberg is like an alien from outer space. 1065 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:32,600 He's, as much as I would love to go with Zuckerberg, I think I'm going to have to go with A-Rodge. 1066 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,600 I think I would too with the hippie. 1067 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:35,600 I like the hippie guy. 1068 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:36,600 Me too. 1069 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,600 I think he's got incredible asshole hair. 1070 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:42,600 And I think that he can win contests if he ever applied himself. 1071 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:43,600 Yeah. 1072 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:44,600 Yeah. 1073 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:45,600 Yeah. 1074 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:49,600 If the gents thing don't work out, we got to need to dig for him. 1075 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:50,600 You know what? 1076 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,600 I'm going to send him an email. 1077 00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:53,600 I'm sure he'll go right through to him. 1078 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:54,600 You do that. 1079 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:55,600 Yeah. 1080 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:56,600 Yeah. 1081 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:57,600 You do that. 1082 00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,600 Yeah. 1083 00:53:58,600 --> 00:53:59,600 Good job, A-Rodge. 1084 00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:00,600 Your asshole hair has gotten you far. 1085 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:01,600 Okay. 1086 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,600 We had a toss-up, right? 1087 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,600 Now we have our toss-up. 1088 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:09,600 Okay. 1089 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,600 Who are these toss-ups? 1090 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,600 Jack Nicholson and Fidel Castro. 1091 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,600 For now, let me introduce... 1092 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:22,600 Let me introduce my wild card. 1093 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,600 Andre the Giant. 1094 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,600 Oh, man. 1095 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:32,600 They are no longer in this battle royale, are they? 1096 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:41,600 I knew I had a winner with that guy. 1097 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:50,600 I'm telling you, you should have saved him for the next battle. 1098 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:51,600 For the next... 1099 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,600 I think he's going to kick everybody's ass, dude. 1100 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,600 That's how come I introduced him now and not later. 1101 00:54:56,600 --> 00:55:02,600 He just took out two people without even fucking moving. 1102 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:09,600 He didn't even have to body slam these two. 1103 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:14,600 He just walked up, pulled out his ass hair, and those two went... 1104 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:15,600 All right. 1105 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:16,600 See you. 1106 00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:17,600 Thanks. 1107 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,600 Bye. 1108 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:22,600 I knew we were going to have fun with this segment. 1109 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,600 I knew we were, too. 1110 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,600 Now, the pressure's on you with your wild card. 1111 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:32,600 Your wild card's got to come up and start doing some miracles, too, dude. 1112 00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:35,600 Do you have anybody in mind yet or not? 1113 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:36,600 No, no. 1114 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:37,600 No. 1115 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,600 I have not come up with... 1116 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,600 Well, dig deep. 1117 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:41,600 Dig deep. 1118 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:46,600 You know you're against the elite here in Andre the Giant. 1119 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:50,600 Oh, I know, man. 1120 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:57,600 Andre the Giant even knocks out Sasquatch because Andre the Giant played Sasquatch in 1121 00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:01,600 the Six Million Dollar Man. 1122 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:02,600 Wow. 1123 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:12,600 Put a whole new perspective on this whole fucking thing, doesn't it? 1124 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,600 Great job, Andre the Giant. 1125 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,600 That's why I brought him in so early. 1126 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,600 I was like, man, there's no way anyone... 1127 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:21,600 I'm confident in him. 1128 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:26,600 I don't know if anyone can find anybody that can beat the guy. 1129 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:30,600 I'm speechless right now. 1130 00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:34,600 Now, you want to hear my runner-up? 1131 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:38,600 And you can use him if you want. 1132 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:42,600 What do you think? 1133 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:43,600 Do you want it? 1134 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:44,600 Zach Galifianakis. 1135 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:54,600 Do you imagine the asshole hair on him? 1136 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:55,600 Yeah. 1137 00:56:55,600 --> 00:57:01,600 He's got that neck beard and he's got that fucking curly ass hair everywhere. 1138 00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:04,600 He's got hair all over his arms. 1139 00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,600 You know his ass hair is nothing but thatch. 1140 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,600 But I kind of want it like... 1141 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:13,600 You can use him if you want, but I kind of want to have him be like the strong guy at 1142 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:18,600 the next one. 1143 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:23,600 If you want to use him, you can. 1144 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,600 No, no. 1145 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:29,600 Let me see what I can come up with. 1146 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:30,600 Okay. 1147 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:31,600 All right. 1148 00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:38,600 I have confidence there's somebody I haven't thought about that could beat Andre the Giant. 1149 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:43,600 So, anyhow, cool. 1150 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:47,600 They got real interesting real quick, didn't it? 1151 00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,600 Yes, they did. 1152 00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:50,600 Yes, they did. 1153 00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:51,600 All right. 1154 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,600 You just turned this into a competition. 1155 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,600 Yes, I did. 1156 00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:56,600 Yep. 1157 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,600 So, very happy to also. 1158 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:00,600 Yes, yes. 1159 00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,600 It's a fun competition. 1160 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:03,600 We love it. 1161 00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:04,600 Yeah. 1162 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:10,600 I think the asshole at Hair Olympics, I bet you that that is going to go down as our favorite 1163 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,600 segment ever. 1164 00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:14,600 Yeah. 1165 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,600 Yeah. 1166 00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,600 Cool. 1167 00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:19,600 All right. 1168 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,600 Let's see here. 1169 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:29,600 I've got a story about Gen Z and their bar tabs. 1170 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,600 You want to hear it? 1171 00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,600 Oh, sure. 1172 00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:34,600 Okay. 1173 00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:37,600 Gen Z is under scrutiny for their bar behavior. 1174 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:42,600 It appears that this newest generation to be able to frequent bars likes to have a drink 1175 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:48,600 and then close the bar tab out, then have another drink and close that bar tab out, and 1176 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,600 then maybe another drink and close that one out. 1177 00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:56,600 So, they can be drinking all night, but each time they pay up and close it out. 1178 00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:02,600 There's been many tweets and TikTok vids pointing out that this is referred to as psycho behavior. 1179 00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:07,600 Gen Z's are striking back saying all other countries close out their tabs after each 1180 00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,600 round, so they said they're not the weird ones. 1181 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:15,600 I see both sides because I will pay up if it looks like one of those nights that it's 1182 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:19,600 starting to get busy and you may want to cut out early. 1183 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,600 You're getting kind of tired, right? 1184 00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:27,600 Let's say you're down at, I don't know, the nearest bar and grill, okay? 1185 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:28,600 Yeah. 1186 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:32,600 Then you're having a couple of pops with some friends and all of a sudden just a rush of 1187 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:33,600 people comes in. 1188 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:37,600 Don't you all sudden go, man, I don't want to be here that long, but I don't know, I'm 1189 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:38,600 having a good time. 1190 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:42,600 I'm going to go ahead and pay up my bar tab and I'm just going to do it drink by drink. 1191 00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:46,600 That way I don't have to sit around and wait for 40 minutes to get my tab because it's 1192 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:47,600 so busy. 1193 00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:50,600 I think everybody does that, right? 1194 00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:51,600 Yeah. 1195 00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:54,600 But you don't do that all the time. 1196 00:59:54,600 --> 01:00:01,600 What people are pointing out is they say that it's psycho behavior because that's what they 1197 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:02,600 do. 1198 01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:09,600 They go into bars and they automatically have one drink, then close it out, then have another 1199 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,600 drink, and close it out. 1200 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:19,600 Anyhow, it doesn't necessarily bother me that bad. 1201 01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:22,600 I don't think it's that crazy to you. 1202 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:27,600 I don't see going as far as calling it psycho behavior. 1203 01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:29,600 No, I don't either. 1204 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:33,600 I'll be the first one to make fun of Gen Z's all day long. 1205 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,600 Yeah, I don't think it's psycho behavior. 1206 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,600 What I think is this right here. 1207 01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:43,600 I think that it's an organization thing. 1208 01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:49,600 I think it looks to me like they like to be organized and together and what would you 1209 01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,600 call it? 1210 01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:53,600 Well planned, well prepared. 1211 01:00:53,600 --> 01:01:00,600 I think it's like if your bar tab's settled up, they kind of feel like me sometimes whenever 1212 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,600 it starts getting really busy and I don't want to be there a long time. 1213 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,600 They're free to go whenever they want. 1214 01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:08,600 They went ahead and they paid up their drink. 1215 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:09,600 You know what? 1216 01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:11,600 They see something outside and they're like, you know what? 1217 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,600 I think I want to go out there and look at that, man. 1218 01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:14,600 They're playing hacky sack. 1219 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:15,600 I don't know. 1220 01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:16,600 Hey, I can. 1221 01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:17,600 My bar tab's paid. 1222 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,600 I'm just coming up with stuff. 1223 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:21,600 Right. 1224 01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:22,600 Right. 1225 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:25,600 So, I kind of get it. 1226 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,600 But yeah, I'm with you. 1227 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:30,600 I don't think it's psycho behavior by any stretch. 1228 01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:33,600 No, no, no, not at all. 1229 01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:34,600 Yeah. 1230 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:41,600 So, anyhow, you got any stories you want to add? 1231 01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:51,600 You know how I like coming up with my fun facts, especially the ones that have some 1232 01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:53,600 pretty funny comments with them? 1233 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:54,600 Yes. 1234 01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:55,600 Okay. 1235 01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:56,600 I love this. 1236 01:01:56,600 --> 01:02:04,600 There's a garden in England dedicated entirely to plants that are deadly and can kill you. 1237 01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,600 It's the most dangerous garden in the world. 1238 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:14,600 It holds over 100 killers such as hemlock, strychnine, and nightshade. 1239 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:23,600 One of the comments is, do they have a gift shop? 1240 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:24,600 Nice. 1241 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,600 I started rolling on that one. 1242 01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:28,600 That's pretty good. 1243 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:29,600 I like that. 1244 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:32,600 That's a great little comeback there. 1245 01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:33,600 Yeah. 1246 01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:34,600 Hell yeah. 1247 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:41,600 Excuse me for all the gross sounds I'm making, but man, I'm... 1248 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:42,600 Yeah. 1249 01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:45,600 Summer cold sucks, but I'm still here. 1250 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:46,600 You're getting your money's worth. 1251 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,600 It's free. 1252 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:48,600 Do what? 1253 01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:49,600 Yeah. 1254 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:50,600 I do have another fact. 1255 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:51,600 Oh, okay. 1256 01:02:51,600 --> 01:03:03,600 With a comment, did you know that according to a 2018 survey conducted by YouGov, two 1257 01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:08,600 percent of Americans still believe that the Earth is flat? 1258 01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:09,600 Wow. 1259 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:15,600 That may not seem like a lot, but it's the equivalent of about 6.5 million people. 1260 01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:20,600 Here is the comment by the person that posted that. 1261 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:21,600 Okay. 1262 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:27,600 Another funny fact is that there is actually a flat Earth society which was founded in 1263 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:30,600 the 19th century and still exists today. 1264 01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:31,600 Yeah. 1265 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,600 There's famous people on there. 1266 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:34,600 Go ahead. 1267 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:35,600 I'm sorry. 1268 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:36,600 Yeah. 1269 01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:42,600 The society claims that the Earth is a flat disk, not a sphere, and that gravity is just 1270 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:43,600 an illusion. 1271 01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:51,600 They even have annual conference which is attended by a small but dedicated group of 1272 01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:52,600 believers. 1273 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:53,600 Wow. 1274 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:54,600 Yeah. 1275 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:55,600 Yep. 1276 01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:56,600 Yeah. 1277 01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:01,600 Look it up. 1278 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:04,600 There's famous people in there. 1279 01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:05,600 Just like this show. 1280 01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:06,600 Everybody has their opinions. 1281 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:07,600 Yep. 1282 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:08,600 That's right. 1283 01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:09,600 If you believe Earth is flat, okay. 1284 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:10,600 So be it. 1285 01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:11,600 That's fine with me. 1286 01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:12,600 I don't care. 1287 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,600 Anyhow, on that note, we're closing this show out. 1288 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,600 We're going to go to the next one here. 1289 01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:17,600 Bye for this one. 1290 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:18,600 Bye. 1291 01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:19,600 Good night. 1292 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:26,600 Bye. 1293 01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:33,600 Hey, where did everybody go? 1294 01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:35,600 Where are the douchebags? 1295 01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:36,600 Oh my god. 1296 01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:37,600 Someone took a dump in the corner. 1297 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:38,600 Oh jeez. 1298 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:39,600 Glad they're gone. 1299 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:40,600 Let's just hope they don't come back. 1300 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:41,600 Man, that smells. 1301 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:49,880 ahahaha