1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Live, the story of the Market District of downtown Kansas City, Missouri. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:13,000 From the banks of the beautiful Crystal Blue Walkers of the Missouri River, it is Two-Boos Bags and Microphone Podcast. 3 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Hello, this is Satan. You might know me from my pet name, Inflation. 4 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:36,000 I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to Two-Boos Bags and Microphone by a nice warm fire at night. 5 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:43,000 I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day. Enjoy. 6 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 7 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:59,000 Every sock you wear is slightly rotated. Just enough for it to be uncomfortable. 8 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Somewhere in the heavens your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo is listening to this film. 9 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,000 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 10 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man. You know what I could do if I was the garbage man? 11 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:26,000 I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning 12 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:31,000 and then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash screaming, 13 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Stop! Halt! Yeah, that's what I'd love to do. 14 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Hello, Two-Boos Bags and a Microphone. I'm Mark. And I'm Rob. 15 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Alright, welcome to the show tonight. We have a bunch of stuff coming on. 16 00:01:55,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Let's see, we have the hairy asshole Olympics part four now, is it? 17 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:08,000 All I know is we're down to our final fourteen. 18 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:12,000 I'm going to go ahead and call it part four, even if it's three or five. 19 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,000 The hairy asshole Olympics part four tonight. 20 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Four and fourteen, close enough. 21 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Yeah, it's getting down to a real big showdown now. 22 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Because now we're getting to where we're going to have a hard time picking the actual winners. 23 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Because before it was, sometimes it was rough, but most of the time there's a clear cut winner. 24 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:36,000 We know who it was. Now it's starting to get a little shaky going, I don't know, man. 25 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Yeah, yeah. By the way, I'm already started the next battle. 26 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Good, good, good, good. Because I have too. That's funny that you did that. 27 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Good, good, good. I'm going to have more than six get tested for this. 28 00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Good, it's fun here in hell. Every time I hear a name, I run it through my hairy asshole Olympics filter in my brain. 29 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 I do too. 30 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,000 I love it. Love it. 31 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:17,000 That's funny. I even hear guys' names at work and I'm like, I can't do that. I can't do that. 32 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Oh, I love that. Okay, we got our first email, Rob. 33 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:32,000 With a new legitimate email, which is D-O-U-C-H-E-6- 34 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Actually, the real email address is D-O-U-C-H-E-B-6-6 at Yahoo.com. D-O-U-C-H-E-B-6-6 at Yahoo.com. 35 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Anything else is wrong. Have a great day. 36 00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:05,000 D-O-U-C-H-E-B-6-6. It spells like D-O-U-C-H-E-B-6-6. 37 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,000 D-O-U-C-H-E-B-6-6 at Yahoo.com. 38 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Anyhow, my friend Lona sent us an email. She had a little issue with our list and came up with a very good suggestion. 39 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 I'm talking about our sex toy list. 40 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Yeah. 41 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Well, you know what? She was right on this and I agree with her. Thank you for sending this in. Thank you for paying so close attention. 42 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:44,000 By the way, she loves the show. She basically sent us a breath of fresh air in between the Who Done It podcast, 43 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:51,000 the true crime ones and all the other shit and all this stuff going on. It's good to hear- 44 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Just so you know, my brother sent us an email too. 45 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Oh, good. 46 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:02,000 I didn't know if it was working so I got my brother on it. He sent me an email too. 47 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Okay. 48 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,000 And we'll talk about him later. 49 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Okay, sounds good. First off, it starts off with fucker and that's what we call each other. A lot of good friends, I call them fucker, they call me fucker. 50 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Yeah. 51 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:24,000 The sage and turkey flavored panties need to be cold Thanksgiving dinner. Then you can top it off with pumpkin pie flavor whipped cream on the tits. 52 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:34,000 I cannot argue with that, Lona. Fucking beautiful thinking. I'm rather embarrassed. I'm sitting here with egg on my face because I didn't think of that myself. 53 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:44,000 But Lona, you being a true pervert, which we love and we love that about you, you have corrected my error. I see that- 54 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:49,000 That's kind of way out of the same. We've got to mix it with something that's just sage. 55 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Okay. Yeah, I know. 56 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:56,000 We throw the whole meal. Whatever. You know what I mean? 57 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Lona, did you hear that? If you want to put mashed potatoes in there and little cranberry sauce, whatever. Go ahead. 58 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Oh baby. 59 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:11,000 I agree with her. Let's just go ahead and make it a Thanksgiving meal and be done with it. 60 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 I agree. 100%. 61 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:20,000 What you do is when you go and buy this sex toy, you pick what flavors you want. 62 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:33,000 You say, I'll take some cranberry sauce, I'll take some stuffing. Whatever your flavor is, have at it. It's your Thanksgiving sex toy food. 63 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:44,000 There you go. I've got breakfast food wars. You know how we did the fruits and the vegetables fighting each other? Yeah. 64 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 You throw them at each other? 65 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Absolutely. I think that's the first thing you do. You throw them at each other and then you have the fight between them. 66 00:06:55,000 --> 00:07:03,000 The other morning I was having breakfast at the Crescent Hotel with Valerie when we were the last day of Eureka Springs. 67 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:09,000 It was stormy and it was ass-offs. We were like, we're not going to drive through the mountains in this type of weather. 68 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:13,000 There was about another hour left of the storm and it will be through here. 69 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 So let's go have breakfast at the Crescent. 70 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Then I'm sitting there looking at this buffet full of breakfast food and I'm like, man, I bet those sausages could kick the shit out of those eggs right now if it wanted to. 71 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Then my mind started working like it always does. So it came up with breakfast food wars and that will be coming up. 72 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:39,000 I have a bunch of music stories and I've got GNR's Guns N' Roses. 73 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:50,000 I have their set list for the 2023 Stadium Tour which is really interesting because they're doing a three plus hour concert and they have some shit on there that I'm like, 74 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,000 how are they going to make that work? And we'll go over that too. 75 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:58,000 I've got a little story about GNR myself. 76 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Oh, okay. Well, how about without any further ado, you have the melody list that we've been refusing to get to because we're too busy blathering about other crap. 77 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:20,000 So, Rob. Yeah, the last Saturday night, we recorded two different podcasts back in the back. It was supposed to have my melody list in it. 78 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 I know. We didn't get it in there. 79 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 I know. I know. I know. 80 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:30,000 So therefore, without further ado, I have it sitting right in front of me. 81 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Rob, go ahead and do it now before I switch subjects and we fucking forget about it. 82 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:43,000 I want to hear yours because I'll bet you we doubled up on a couple of them. 83 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:48,000 I think I know you well enough. I think we doubled up on a couple of them. 84 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Okay, this time, I went with 12. 85 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Okay. I've got 14 of them but there's two of them that are teetering so I can knock them off. 86 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:08,000 You're always ahead of me. I feel lucky I came up with 12. I was like at 10 last time or 11 last time. 87 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Rob, go ahead with them. You always come up with good lists so look here as yours. 88 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Okay, at number 12. At number 12. 89 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Okay. 90 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Dead and Gone off the Pacet number 9 album, Mr. Jet Set. 91 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Oh, nice. Nice. 92 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Yeah, I thought so too. 93 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:37,000 That is really good. That song is fantastic. 94 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Oh, dude, that whole album is awesome. 95 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:44,000 It might be Ozzy's finest moment and that's not just... 96 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Just wait. Just wait. 97 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,000 That's not small talk. Ozzy has such a good... 98 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 No spoilers. 99 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Go ahead. 100 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Okay, number 11. Hotel California the Eagles. 101 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Ooh. Right there. We doubled up. Right there. 102 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Yeah. 103 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Which means I'm going to change mine because I have a couple other ones I can interchange them with. 104 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Oh, dude, I kind of go all over. Yeah. I'm going to shock you here a little bit. 105 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Okay. 106 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Okay, number 9. Mr. Peter Frampton. Do You Feel Like I Do? 107 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. 108 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Tell me you cannot just get into that song. 109 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Yeah. Great. Man. Perfect, Rob. Perfect. 110 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Number 8. And I'm going to a totally different spectrum. 111 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Okay. 112 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Screaming in the Night by Crocus. 113 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Oh. Good one. That is very melodic. It's a melody. Okay. 114 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's deep, man. It's deep. 115 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Beautiful, Rob. Bravo. So far, bravo. 116 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,000 I like this one, too. 117 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:15,000 Number 7. Starstruck. Mr. Richie Blackmore, Rainbow. 118 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Yes. Oh. I have a Rainbow song on there, but it's not Starstruck. 119 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:31,000 But Starstruck is the equivalent to the song I have. I can tell you that. 120 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,000 I'm reading mine, so you'll find out mine. 121 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Okay. You may have another Rainbow on there, and we might be doubled up on it. 122 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Because if... Go ahead. Go ahead. Sorry. 123 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Okay. Number 6. Got it. Give it to my man, Mr. Zach Wilde, Between Heaven and Hell. 124 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Oh. Bravo again. That thing is... Oh. Yeah. 125 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Oh, my. Yeah. It's amazing. 126 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Yeah. It is. It is. 127 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Now, right here is where I'm going to throw you off. 128 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Okay. 129 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Number 5. Dance with Me by the Orleans. 130 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Oh. 131 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,000 Okay. Get back there. We're going back to the 70s there. 132 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Rob, I love that choice. 133 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,000 Wow. That's my number 5. That's my top 5, man. 134 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Dude, so far, you're kicking my ass. Keep going. 135 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000 I'm going to have to go back to the drawing board. 136 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Number 4. You're going to love my number 4 also. 137 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Okay. 138 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:43,000 A Thousand Shades of Patient Number 9 by Jeff Beck. 139 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 By Jeff Beck. 140 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Yes. Fucking beautiful, dude. 141 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 Wow. 142 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Yeah. I love that patient. It's awesome, dude. 143 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:04,000 That's one of my favorite songs on that album. 144 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Yeah. Mine, too. 145 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Wow. 146 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Okay. Number 3. 147 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:17,000 It goes to my man, Mr. Richie Blackmore, Temple of the King. 148 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Oh. And that's still not the one that I'm talking about on Rainbow, 149 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,000 but that is fucking fantastic. 150 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Temple of the King is... Oh. 151 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,000 It's awesome. Oh, yeah. One of my favorite guitarists ever. 152 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Yeah. Definitely. 153 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Beautiful, man. 154 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Okay. Number 2. I've got to go back to my man, Zach Wilde. 155 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Okay. 156 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:48,000 And right now, it's my number 1 song, Lost Prayer. 157 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:52,000 I can't argue with that. I cannot argue with that. 158 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Anybody that has not listened to that song, that has went through a breakup, 159 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 listen to that song, man. 160 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Wow. 161 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,000 It's... 162 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:13,000 That song is... has so much emotion, so much feeling. 163 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000 It's... 164 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Yes, it does. It does. 165 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 It's a work of art. 166 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:23,000 I mean, you know, all of them are works of art. I know this. 167 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,000 But this thing is a Picasso. It's a masterpiece. 168 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,000 If you haven't listened to it, do yourself a favor. 169 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Fucking go listen to it right now. 170 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 But listen to our podcast afterwards. 171 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000 Yeah. 172 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Put this on pause. 173 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000 No, I didn't go listen to it. 174 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Yeah, yeah. Look, they're different formats. 175 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,000 We're not on YouTube yet, but we probably will be, 176 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000 which is coming up in our plans when we have our... 177 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,000 when we have our face-to-face and talk about our plans and stuff. 178 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000 I'll tell you a little bit more about that. 179 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Right, right. 180 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 What we're going to have to do, what you're going to have to have, 181 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 what I'm going to have to have and all that. 182 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000 But you can go to YouTube, listen to that song, 183 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 and then come back and un-pause us. 184 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:07,000 And if you don't, you're a very bad person and we hate you. 185 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Not really. 186 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Anyhow. 187 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Oh, we love everybody. 188 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 We love everybody. We're joking. 189 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Even if you... 190 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,000 Oh, wait a second. I got to pull that one back. 191 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Okay. 192 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 We don't love everybody. 193 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Okay. 194 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Oh, Kale. 195 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Anyone that loves Kale, we don't like you. 196 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 There you go. 197 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:34,000 And that battle's about to fire back up. 198 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 I'm about to get revenge on Tofa. 199 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Oh, okay. 200 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Well, today is Tofa's birthday, by the way. 201 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 August 8th. 202 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Oh, happy birthday, Tofa. 203 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000 Yes. 204 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000 He is only 42. 205 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000 No, he's 36. I'm sorry. 206 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 I added a few years to you. 207 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Anyhow, happy 36th birthday, Tofa. 208 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Tofa is 34. 209 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Was he? Oh, shit. 210 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 He probably...I think he is 34. 211 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Well, anyhow, let's split the difference. 212 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Happy 35th, Tofa. 213 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:08,000 And we are going to get the evil dudes at the Kale assembly 214 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 or whatever the fuck they are. 215 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000 We're going to get them back. 216 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Yes. 217 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 So... 218 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Okay, now, my number one. 219 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 I'm going to need your help on this one, Mark. 220 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Okay. 221 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Who's the lead guitarist for the Scorpions? 222 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000 It depends on what era. 223 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Michael Schoentner was at first. 224 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 Then it was Euler Roth. 225 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Are those jazzed? 226 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 He's the bass player. 227 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,760 The 228 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:45,000 Yeah, Mathias Jabs is the bass player. 229 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Okay, okay, okay. 230 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Mathias Jabs is the bass player. 231 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Okay, well, forget about him. 232 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Forget about him. 233 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Okay, Rudolf Schoentner. 234 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Well, my number one song is the Scorpions song. 235 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Okay. 236 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 That's where I came up with that name. 237 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 I Googled it on who plays it. 238 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Is it still loving you? 239 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000 What he gave me? 240 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Well, that ain't who I'm talking about. 241 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Oh, okay. 242 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,000 But Scorpions. 243 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 And Mark, you're going to love this one. 244 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:23,000 Okay. 245 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 When's it change? 246 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Ooh, yeah, yeah. 247 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000 The song about... 248 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 I'll be your brother, man. 249 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Yes. 250 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000 There's no better melody. 251 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 I actually knew that before you said it. 252 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000 That was one of his... 253 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000 You'd love that song. 254 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,000 For many years, I've listened to that song. 255 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Yep. 256 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 That's a great song. 257 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:47,000 It's a song about United States and Russia actually getting together and being friends. 258 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:51,000 But that's not going to happen. 259 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000 Yeah. 260 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Great list, dude. 261 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Well, I'm going to have to come up with a rebuttal, not the next podcast that's coming up after this one, but the other one. 262 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,000 You're doing it. 263 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:13,000 You're good, because I give me time to work on our next venture. 264 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000 My next one? 265 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:18,000 You want our next one to be after I come up with my melodic list? 266 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000 Yes. 267 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Funk. 268 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Huh? 269 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,000 Funk. 270 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Yeah. 271 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 You already told me one. 272 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 What was that? 273 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Best Based. 274 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, that one. 275 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,000 But we can do bass first. 276 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:43,000 But somewhere down the line, I want to do a funk and soul. 277 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 You got it, brother. 278 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000 You got it. 279 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000 We're going to be reaching back on those. 280 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 You got it. 281 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:56,000 You know, while we're talking music, I refer to Glenn Hughes a lot. 282 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 One of my favorite musicians ever. 283 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:07,000 He's fantastic, not only a fantastic bass player, but that guy can hit a high falsetto note like he could when he was fucking 30. 284 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 I mean, the guy is just a freak of nature. 285 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 He's 74, I think. 286 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 73, 74, something like that. 287 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 He is an amazing talent. 288 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Me and Davey went to see him in the dead days. 289 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 He's in Nashville a couple of years ago. 290 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 It was just fantastic. 291 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 And he's just a consummate rock star. 292 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,000 Just everything that he did, how he plays, how he looks, everything. 293 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Fantastic attitude, just a great person. 294 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Anyhow, I did not know this, but we were not the only fans of Glenn Hughes. 295 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Eddie Van Halen was a fan of Glenn Hughes. 296 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000 But Glenn Hughes has not always been sober. 297 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 So, Glenn Hughes was a... 298 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 Neither was I. 299 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000 I'm not dog. 300 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Yeah. 301 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000 I'm a kid. 302 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 I don't...yeah. 303 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000 I just had to say it. 304 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 That's fine. 305 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Glenn Hughes was very close to joining Van Halen back in the mid-80s after DLR, 306 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,000 Digger the Rock, had left the band. 307 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Wow, I did not know that. 308 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Me neither. 309 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:08,000 And neither did Davey either, because I sent the article to Davey. 310 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000 He's like, eh. 311 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:14,000 So, anyhow, Hughes is not quite sober, so the collaboration never came to fruition. 312 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Eddie was really one of the vocal talents of Hughes at the time, 313 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:22,000 plus his amazing songwriting skills, bass and guitar knowledge as well. 314 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Glenn was still a little too shaky and admitted that the whole plan 315 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 could have fell apart in a second. 316 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Too bad. 317 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Eddie and Glenn working together, I would have just been, wow. 318 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Yeah. 319 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 A little bit more music news than that. 320 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:42,000 George Thorogood cancels his tour because of an urgent needed operation. 321 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:47,000 The operation has not been revealed, but is said to be urgent and life-saving as well. 322 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,000 We wish George the best, 323 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:56,000 and we hope George Thorogood is out on the same tour after he gets better, 324 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:01,000 rocking and doing what he does best, you know, kicking some ass. 325 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:09,000 Honestly, he would have been one of my tops on a totally different guitar list, you're saying. 326 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Yeah, yeah, because he does what he does. 327 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000 He does it very well. 328 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:23,000 He wouldn't be the most talented or anything, but he is very catchy, anthemic. 329 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 I really like him. 330 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:30,000 I always have. He's very good, and I would love to go see him. 331 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000 Yeah, he does that stuff. 332 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Come in last night, about five to four, old lady won't let me in no more. 333 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:42,000 You know, moving on over here, and, you know, of course, band of the bone and all that stuff. 334 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000 Really good talent. 335 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:49,000 While we are on music news, I have some more music news. 336 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Remember Steven Adler? 337 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Yeah. 338 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 Guns N' Roses. 339 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Kind of fucked his whole career up and everything. 340 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:03,000 You know, got a little bit too much on this, a little too much of that. 341 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Last time I seen him, he was on a rehab reality show. 342 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,000 Yeah, he's been on a few of them. 343 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Former G&R drummer Steven Adler was stabbed in the stomach. 344 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000 It was reported as an accident. 345 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Adler's agent tells TMZ that this was not a suicide attempt by Adler, but a complete accident. 346 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:32,000 Do you smell bullshit? 347 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Yeah. 348 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:41,000 You stabbed yourself accidentally in the stomach? 349 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000 I don't know. 350 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 I guess it could happen. 351 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:50,000 I'm not going to call bullshit, but I'm going to raise my eyebrow. 352 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:55,000 Late last week, the police were dispatched to Adler's residence over a stabbing call. 353 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:59,000 Paramedics on the scene described the stabbing as non-life threatening. 354 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Adler had plenty of struggles in his past with alcoholism and substance abuse. 355 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:10,000 The drummer was kicked out of Guns N' Roses for drug abuse and erratic behavior in 1990. 356 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000 Yeah. 357 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Yeah, I mean, his battles have been well documented, you know. 358 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Oh, very much. 359 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,000 I mean, even to the degree where I believe I read an article. 360 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Now, if I'm wrong on this, I apologize to Steven and everybody, but I think he was selling himself for drugs. 361 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,000 That's how bad it had gotten. 362 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 I believe so. 363 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000 I heard that rumor. 364 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 I heard that rumor. 365 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 I thought I read that somewhere, but you know what? 366 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 If I'm wrong, I apologize. 367 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000 Yeah, me too. 368 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 Me too, but I heard the rumor. 369 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000 That forgives me. 370 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000 It's a rumor. 371 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000 Yeah, yeah. 372 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,000 If it's a rumor, we're sorry, but this is why we understood it. 373 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:55,000 Adler's agent went on to say that Adler had been clean for several years. 374 00:23:55,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Adler was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2012 with his former band. 375 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Adler has a show next week in Las Vegas. 376 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 We wish Steven the best. 377 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 He's forced up and down. 378 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000 He will be. 379 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 He will be at that show. 380 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,000 He will be doing that show, and he is fine. 381 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:18,000 And he looks forward to rocking out in Vegas, I think, in his own words. 382 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:24,000 So we wish Steven the best, and we hope nothing more than that happening. 383 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Like he said. 384 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:34,000 So, while we're on the subject of G&R, they have a bunch of dates coming up. 385 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,000 And it is a stadium tour. 386 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:43,000 So anyhow, it is over a three-hour list. 387 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:48,000 And the three-hour list, of course, is a lot of songs. 388 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 And let me find it here. 389 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 I got it somewhere here. 390 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:56,000 I got a whole bunch of different stuff here. 391 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Oh, here it is. 392 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:02,000 I'm trying to find my damn G&R story. 393 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000 It's over here. 394 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000 Okay. 395 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Well, you can go and do the G&R story after the set list. 396 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,000 We're going to call it a G&R block party. 397 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 398 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 That's right, G&R block party! 399 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Block party! 400 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 G&R! 401 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,000 G&R around the corner, three! 402 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Three stories in a row! 403 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000 That's right, three stories, G&R! 404 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 Okay. 405 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,000 That hurt my voice. 406 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,000 But again, with a voice like this, anything hurts it. 407 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,000 So, all right, G&R, 2023 set list. 408 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:43,000 Three hour plus 28 songs. 409 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,000 It will start out with, and I agree with this, because this is a fantastic song. 410 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,000 It's got a great rhythm and just kind of kicks in the ass. 411 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,000 It's going to make everyone just like, just start fucking boogieing. 412 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000 It's so easy. 413 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Yeah, it gets you in the mood. 414 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Yeah, it's a great song. 415 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Yeah, that's, I always thought that would be a good opener for that. 416 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Yeah, it is a good opener. 417 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000 I always thought it would be. 418 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 It starts off with that weird bass, 419 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:18,000 and then the guitars kick in. 420 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,000 So anyhow, that is a perfect song to start off with. 421 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 I think it's great. 422 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 Then it goes into Bad Obsession, which is great. 423 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,000 Bad Obsession is a blues kind of funky song 424 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,000 with a really blistering guitar on it. 425 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:37,000 The riff, the rhythm is just really good. 426 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,000 So, Bad Obsession is great. 427 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Use your illusion one, I believe. 428 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:48,000 And then it goes straight into one of my favorite songs, 429 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:55,000 Post Slash and Duff, Chinese Democracy. 430 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:59,000 Chinese Democracy was written by a bunch of different people 431 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000 and performed by a bunch of different people, 432 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:08,000 because Axl Rose went through Buckethead. 433 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000 I forgot, he went through four or five different guitarists, 434 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,000 and I think that this is one of the songs where he had like three of them 435 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,000 performing on it, and you can tell by the guitar. 436 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000 It's a really unique song because you can tell. 437 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 It has all these different musicians, 438 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,000 and it's really not that different than one of their concerts. 439 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Their concerts, they have guest guitarists, 440 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000 guest saxophonists, guest keyboards, 441 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 guest piano players. 442 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:40,000 I mean, it's a big production. 443 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:45,000 Keep that album in your head when I come to my report. 444 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 Chinese Democracy? 445 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Yes. 446 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 I love the album myself, but okay. 447 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 Just keep that in your head. 448 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Then the one that I have in question, 449 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 and I don't know why they're doing it, 450 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:00,000 because to me it's like this is where everyone's going to go take a piss, 451 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Slither by Velvet Revolver Cover. 452 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Yes. 453 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,000 Velvet Revolver was a band that Miles Kennedy and Slash... 454 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,000 They got Slash to do with it. 455 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,000 Maybe it was part of his stipulation for coming back on tour. 456 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,000 I don't know, but whatever. 457 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Or maybe... 458 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 It's part of a GNR concert. 459 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000 I agree. 460 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000 I couldn't agree more. 461 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000 I think it sucks. 462 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 But okay. 463 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000 Then the next one, Mr. Brownstone, great song. 464 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Awesome. 465 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:39,000 I find this choice, one, two, three, four, five, six, six songs deep. 466 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000 Kind of odd. 467 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:45,000 Welcome to the Jungle. 468 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000 It's like... 469 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,000 It's right in the middle, and it's their anthem pretty much. 470 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Yeah, yeah, it is. 471 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,000 It's a song that got them on the radio. 472 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000 Yeah. 473 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 So, okay. 474 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:02,000 Pretty tight up, which is cool. 475 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Yeah. 476 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Yeah. 477 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,000 That was off Use Your Illusion 1, I believe. 478 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000 No, I think it might be 2. 479 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000 Well, anyhow. 480 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Pretty... 481 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000 2, I think. 482 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Good, solid song off of 2, I think you're right. 483 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Hard School. 484 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,000 I don't know what that is. 485 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:24,000 Hard and the school is spelled S-K-O-O-L. 486 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Double Talking Jive, which I really have problems with. 487 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:37,000 Double Talking Jive is off of Use Your Illusion 2, and it's just a shit song. 488 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 It's just like... 489 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:46,000 Really just kind of Axl Rose being a dick like he did on so many of them, like Get in the Ring and stuff like that. 490 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 I think we're over that one. 491 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Let's see. 492 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:55,000 It goes Double Talking Jive, get my money motherfucker, because I got no more patience. 493 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Double Talking Jive, and then he's like saying stuff like... 494 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 Why are you going to want to play? 495 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 Why don't you get what I'm saying? 496 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000 And all this stuff. 497 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000 It's just a fucking... 498 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 It's a piece of crap song. 499 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000 And he was like... 500 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:13,000 Like so much Use Your Illusion 2, he was doing vendetta songs against people he didn't like. 501 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000 And this was one of them. 502 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,000 And I don't know who he was talking to, but it's just a shit song. 503 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 And I don't know. 504 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,000 Maybe Axl is going to take a dump and fucking... 505 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 I don't know. 506 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000 And have some water or something during this song. 507 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Next one, Reckless Life. 508 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,000 And that is off of... 509 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:44,000 I can't remember if that's off Live Like a Suicide or Lies. 510 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,000 I think it's off Lies maybe. 511 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000 I don't know. 512 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000 Oh well. 513 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,000 And then the next one, very powerful song live. 514 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:58,000 And I agree with this song being in the middle because it kind of re-energizes the audience. 515 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,000 With a Let Die, the Wings Cover. 516 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000 Which they cover really good. 517 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,000 Yes. 518 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,000 Yeah. 519 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,000 That was one of my favorite covers. 520 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:13,000 You see that being in the middle of the show I think is a great idea because that... 521 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,000 People are starting to double talk and jive in Reckless Life. 522 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000 They're kind of like, they're starting to look around. 523 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 They're starting to look at the time and stuff. 524 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 People really don't know. 525 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000 Yeah. 526 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,000 So then you play Live and Let Die and all of a sudden everyone runs back there and goes, 527 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000 Oh fuck yeah. 528 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 It's on again. 529 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,000 And then the next one is a song called Absurd. 530 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000 Don't know what it's from. 531 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 Don't know who did it originally. 532 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 If someone did do it originally. 533 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,000 Or if this is just one of their own songs from way back when. 534 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,000 Or one that they had in the can that they never released. 535 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,000 But it's just called Absurd. 536 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:56,000 You know, I've been looking up on YouTube and seeing if there's any footage of them doing it live. 537 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 And trying to figure this thing out. 538 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:02,000 I was going to do it earlier but like everything else I got sidetracked. 539 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:07,000 The next one, which I think is a really good song, Estranged. 540 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000 Estranged has some really good piano parts in it. 541 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,000 Has a lot of emotion. 542 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 Yeah it does. 543 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:20,000 I believe about him and Erin Everly, his ex-wife. 544 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 Their break up. 545 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 I do believe it's about that. 546 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 And you can hear it in his voice. 547 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000 The hurt and everything that went down. 548 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 To where they hate each other now. 549 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 To where she... 550 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,000 I believe if what I read was correct. 551 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,000 She said I don't want anything except my sanity. 552 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 I just want out. 553 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 So she didn't ask for any money or anything. 554 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,000 She just said just fucking leave me alone. 555 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,000 In other words, the opposite of November Rain. 556 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 Ah yeah! 557 00:32:52,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Well you gotta realize by the time that album came out he'd already been through his marriage. 558 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:07,000 So the first one was like yeah the first album they're all happy. 559 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000 The second is the last part of the album where they're not. 560 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:14,000 Where they really are estranged. 561 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,000 The next one I kinda like. 562 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000 You'll have to look it up if you don't know what it is. 563 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,000 Down on the farm UK Subz cover. 564 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,000 It's a punk band from the UK. 565 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000 I can see them doing it. 566 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,000 I think they can do it pretty well. I think they could own it. 567 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,000 So the next one, one of my favorite songs of theirs ever. 568 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Rocket Queen. 569 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 Good. Yeah. 570 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,000 Yeah Rocket Queen is a fantastic song. 571 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,000 Yes. 572 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:50,000 Next one is a good song. It was off the Terminator 2 soundtrack. 573 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:54,000 You Could Be Mine. 574 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,000 The tagline of the lyrics if you will. 575 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,000 Actually was on Appetite for Destruction. 576 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:09,000 And it says on there on the inlay on the paper inside. 577 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:18,000 It says with your bitch slapwrapin' and your cocaine tongue you get nothing done. 578 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,000 And that is the tagline of You Could Be Mine. 579 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:29,000 So anyhow. TVI Iggy Poppin' the Stooges cover. 580 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:33,000 I don't know what to say about that one. I don't agree with it at all. 581 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,000 I think it's stupid. Whatever. 582 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Maybe they do it completely different. 583 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 That's what I say. 584 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Of all the songs they could do. 585 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,000 Just like the other one. Just like that one. Why? 586 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 Yeah. Well they do some Hendrix. 587 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000 That's your solo shit. 588 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:54,000 Janis Joplin. I could see Axl doing a really mean Janis Joplin. 589 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 I could see him doing Hendrix. 590 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,000 I could hear him doing ACDC. 591 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000 How about Whole Lotta Rosie? 592 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 He did that song so well. 593 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000 It was almost Bonescott incarnate to me. 594 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:10,000 Yes. I went back and watched it after you recommended it. 595 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 Is that not fantastic? 596 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000 Yeah. 597 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 I was hoping there were two or more. 598 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000 I wanted to see him play with ACDC so bad. 599 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 I wanted to see him sing for him. 600 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,000 Oh well. He just filled in. 601 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000 Which I thought was bullshit. 602 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000 I thought they were going to hire him. 603 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000 And he was going to quit guns. 604 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,000 But I was completely wrong on that. 605 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Okay. 606 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 The next one is... 607 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:42,000 Anything Goes. 608 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000 Anything Goes. 609 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000 Alright. 610 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000 What is that? 611 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 My way. Your way. 612 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000 Anything Goes Tonight. 613 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 614 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 Yeah. Yeah. 615 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:59,000 This next song offered no credit to who done this song. 616 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000 So maybe it's their own. 617 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,000 This I love. 618 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000 I'm going to skip right over that. Who knows? 619 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000 Yeah. 620 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,000 Next one is Civil War. Great song. Solid song. 621 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000 Yes. Awesome song. Awesome song. 622 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:19,000 Next one is probably one of the most hated songs ever. 623 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000 And I just don't like it. I never have liked it. 624 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 I thought it was a piece of shit song. 625 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 They admit it's a piece of shit song. 626 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,000 But it was their best... their biggest hit. 627 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:36,000 Sweet Child O Mine. 628 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000 I suppose it's going to do its job. 629 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:43,000 Because all the ham and aggers there that know nothing about GNR are going to go 630 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,000 and say, oh yeah, sweet child, oh yeah. 631 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:51,000 Remember we were making out behind the fucking tulip packs on the bus? 632 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000 Anyhow. 633 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Next one. November Rain. Great song. 634 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000 Oh yeah. 635 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,000 When it was happy with Aaron. 636 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 Next one I like. 637 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,000 Are you familiar with Wichita Lineman? 638 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 Yes. 639 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 Yeah, Glenn Campbell. 640 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000 Yeah. 641 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000 Fucking great song. 642 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 I would love to hear him do it. I think I'm going to look it up. 643 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,000 I'm sure they've done it before. 644 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 Next one. 645 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,000 Knocking on Heaven's Door. Or as by Bob Dylan. 646 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:30,000 Or as we used to say, knocking up some old whore. 647 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:34,000 One of my karaoke songs, man. I mix her too. 648 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,000 I mix her Devin and the GNR. 649 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,000 Oh great. What a gimmick. 650 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 Yeah. Great job buddy. 651 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,000 I haven't done it in a few years, but hey. 652 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,000 Next one. This is a great song live. I've seen it live before. 653 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 Night Train. 654 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:57,000 And also dedicated to our most favorite wine because it's 98 cents a bottle at Food Barn. 655 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000 And it would mess you up. 656 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Fuck. Fuck. 657 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:08,000 It was a lot better than Ink Star. 658 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 The stuff I don't remember on that. 659 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000 Bravo. 660 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:20,000 It was a cross between Boon's Farm and Act Off. 661 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000 Yes. 662 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000 And it had the best label on it ever. 663 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,000 It was a fucking train crashing. 664 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000 Yeah. Yeah. It was awesome. 665 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:33,000 And it came out about the same time as that song. 666 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 Well, it had been out for a while. 667 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000 The song came out after it did. 668 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000 Well, yeah. The song was written about it. 669 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:45,000 And the thing is, we were more of MD 2020. 670 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Until they started singing about Night Train. 671 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 And then I remembered it from before. 672 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000 And I'm like, oh yeah. That's like that 98 cent stuff. 673 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000 And then we started revisiting it. 674 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 And it was like, oh fuck. 675 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,000 The stuff is horrible. I think I'm going to drink it. 676 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:07,000 So. 677 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:11,000 You know, like you can go in a taxi. 678 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,000 Okay. I'll put Night Train like this. 679 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,000 You can take a taxi to St. Louis, right? 680 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000 Okay. It takes a while. Three and a half hours. 681 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000 Yeah. 682 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,000 You jump on a jet, you can be there in 30 minutes. 683 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000 Night Train is the jet. 684 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,000 There's a lot more you've got to go through. 685 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Well, back then, you know what I'm saying. 686 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 I'm talking about air time. 687 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000 But anyhow. 688 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 689 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Or when they do that new Hyperloop. 690 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,000 Yeah. I heard about that. 691 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Yeah. So the Hyperloop. 692 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 Let's call it the Hyperloop. 693 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,000 You get in the motherfucker and like 20 seconds later you're in St. Louis. 694 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000 So. 695 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000 Yeah. 696 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000 Next one. 697 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000 Patience. 698 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 Not my favorite song, but you know what? 699 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,000 I guess it's going to serve its part, right? 700 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,000 Honestly, I like the song. 701 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000 I always have. 702 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:13,000 It's a slower, more laid back. 703 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000 I guess I do like the song. 704 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,000 It's just I heard it so much. 705 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 Well, you know what? 706 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 That's kind of how. 707 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000 And this is sad to say. 708 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:30,000 That's kind of how I feel about. 709 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 Rock and roll all night party. 710 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,000 No, no, no. 711 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000 I agree with you 100%. 712 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,000 I can't stand to hear that song. 713 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 That was our song in the day. 714 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,000 All it took was somebody in Jess and Jim's kitchen. 715 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:48,000 Just singing out I in the whole kitchen and start singing. 716 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,000 Yes. 717 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Yes. 718 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Next one is Don't Cry, which is a good song. 719 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000 Good song. 720 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Yeah. 721 00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:01,000 Then the final one is Take Me Down to Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls 722 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000 are pretty. 723 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,000 Oh, won't you please take me home? 724 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Of course. 725 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Great song. 726 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000 Great ending song. 727 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,000 Everyone leaves happy when they're springing their step. 728 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:19,000 In and out of their vomiting profusely and questioning why they're alive. 729 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:23,000 I have a better way to finish off that. 730 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000 Okay. 731 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:29,000 Has Zach Wild come out with Slash and the Boodoo Child? 732 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000 Now you're talking. 733 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000 Okay. 734 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:36,000 In all world, that's what happens. 735 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000 Yes. 736 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000 Yes. 737 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000 Yes. 738 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000 Yep. 739 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:48,000 So we will return right back with how about some new deuce flavors? 740 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Okay. 741 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000 Why not? 742 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,000 All right. 743 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:55,000 We'll see you guys here in just a moment. 744 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,000 Two douchebags and a microphone. 745 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:05,000 The number one show for people that lie about their favorite podcast. 746 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,000 I smell bacon. 747 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 No, wait. 748 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,000 It's just Mark's sweating. 749 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000 A brand new feature. 750 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,000 Strange pencils from a alien. 751 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:25,000 May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks. 752 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000 Two douchebags and a microphone. 753 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000 Pastorize for your protection. 754 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Oh shit. 755 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 What's that over there? 756 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Oh no. 757 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000 It's the island of horrible jokes. 758 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:46,000 It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods. 759 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,000 It's harder to deter gents. 760 00:42:50,000 --> 00:43:01,000 Why two douchebags and a microphone? 761 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Because two fuckdots and a recorder was taken. 762 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000 All right guys. 763 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000 It is two douchebags and a microphone. 764 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000 We are back. 765 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000 I am Mark. 766 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000 And I am Rob. 767 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000 All righty. 768 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:30,000 We mentioned or I mentioned something about new deuce flavors. 769 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000 Yes. 770 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000 You think we are ready for that? 771 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000 We are back from Jeffy again. 772 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Yeah, Jeffy X. 773 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000 This time he was at the Massengale plant. 774 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000 I mean the guy is everywhere. 775 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000 He is amazing. 776 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 I mean he can uncover anything. 777 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000 He should be at Massengale quite a bit. 778 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,000 He must be a temp worker. 779 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000 Maybe he does. 780 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 Maybe that's how he gets away with it. 781 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000 But once again. 782 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000 Yeah, he is a temp worker. 783 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 He jumps from place to place. 784 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000 Yeah. 785 00:43:55,000 --> 00:44:01,000 I was sitting on the bed with my nuts hanging out of my shorts scratching it. 786 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000 And all of a sudden, bink, and I am like hey that is my email. 787 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,000 I look down and it is like Jeffy going you know the drill. 788 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 Ten minutes and this thing disappears. 789 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 Get it while it is hot. 790 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,000 So I run into the other room and my balls still jiggling a little bit. 791 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:18,000 I sat down and I poked it back in real quick and I downloaded this and I printed it out 792 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:22,000 and I have it. 793 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 Why I had to go into all that ball stuff I don't know. 794 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,000 But I did. 795 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:33,000 So here we got more douche flavors from Jeffy X. 796 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Jeffy X whoever you are we thank you. 797 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000 And we may know who he is. 798 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000 We may just be lying. 799 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 We may know who he is. 800 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,000 But we just can't tell. 801 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:47,000 Actually I heard a little something a while ago. 802 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 Oh do you think you know who it is? 803 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:55,000 I think you may have put a hint out. 804 00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:00,000 Let's see if anybody else catches on. 805 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 You know the email. 806 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,000 Douche66 at Yahoo.com. 807 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Keep him coming. 808 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000 Keep him coming. 809 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000 Look my ways. 810 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000 He expected an email from my brother. 811 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Okay. 812 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000 Tom. 813 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000 Okay Tom Radford or what is his last name? 814 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,000 No. 815 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000 Cooper. 816 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000 Tom Cooper. 817 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Alright you got it. 818 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000 Tom Cooper email away. 819 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,000 I'll be waiting for him with one ball hanging out. 820 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000 That's the only thing I have to do with him. 821 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000 Okay cool. 822 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,000 I'll be sitting on the bed with one ball hanging out. 823 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,000 Waiting for your email Tom Cooper. 824 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:39,000 So without any more ado. 825 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,000 The first one that I got. 826 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:46,000 Stewed eggplant. 827 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:50,000 I agree that that didn't make it. 828 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000 So what it is is down in Massingale. 829 00:45:53,000 --> 00:46:00,000 They do this little thing where they do a little focus panel. 830 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 Then they invite all these people. 831 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 I don't know buy them a gift certificate. 832 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000 The Chick-fil-A or some shit or what. 833 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000 I don't know. 834 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,000 Lie to them. 835 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000 Who knows. 836 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000 But they try out these deuce flavors. 837 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000 And then they're either yay or nay. 838 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000 And these are the ones that failed. 839 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000 So. 840 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000 The next one. 841 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000 I thought they gave certificates to Sonic. 842 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000 Oh were they Sonic? 843 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000 Yeah I think they were Sonic. 844 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,000 Okay okay. 845 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 They give the people Sonic gift certificates. 846 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 And I heard that the last ones didn't work anyhow. 847 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:34,000 They went there and the people said someone already used these. 848 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Yeah. 849 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000 Yeah. 850 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000 Well I think that's awesome. 851 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Good job Sonic. 852 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000 You got these suckers. 853 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:46,000 Good job the focus group people. 854 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000 Next one. 855 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000 Easter Peeps. 856 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000 All flavors. 857 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,000 I would have to agree with that. 858 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000 100%. 859 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000 Easter Peeps. 860 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000 Yeah. 861 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:02,000 Easter Peeps have no business being a deuce flavor. 862 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Two days. 863 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000 Well I don't know what to speak. 864 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,000 It might be kind of good. 865 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000 It might freshen up someone. 866 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000 They're sticking it. 867 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000 That's all I think. 868 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,000 Gotcha. 869 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000 That's all I can do. 870 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000 Yeah. 871 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000 This next one. 872 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000 I don't know. 873 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000 Some people might like it. 874 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 I don't. 875 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:29,000 Mushroom Soup. 876 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:38,000 I mean I don't think it sounds good at all as a deuce flavor. 877 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000 That's right. 878 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:44,000 I fill one and then Mushroom Soup fans. 879 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 Okay then you may. 880 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000 Not as a deuce. 881 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000 Okay not as a deuce. 882 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,000 I don't want the chunks. 883 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,000 I don't think anyone wants the chunks. 884 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000 Alright. 885 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000 That's safe. 886 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,000 That's safe. 887 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000 I agree Rob. 888 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000 100%. 889 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000 This next one. 890 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000 Black Eyed Peas. 891 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000 I agree with that too. 892 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000 I just don't know what to say. 893 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:08,000 I don't think that flavor would be very good down there. 894 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000 Do you? 895 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,000 No. 896 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000 No. 897 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000 No. 898 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000 No. 899 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000 Yeah. 900 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000 Yep. 901 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000 Sorry Black Eyed Peas. 902 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,000 You made me good luck but not as a deuce. 903 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,000 Next one. 904 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000 Turkey Jerky. 905 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,000 I agree. 906 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000 It's not even beef jerky. 907 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000 Fucking Turkey Jerky. 908 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000 It's not something you got to chew on. 909 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000 Yeah. 910 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,000 Yeah that's what I'm thinking too. 911 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,000 I wonder how this went down at the focus group. 912 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:46,000 I would love to see how all this went down. 913 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,000 Yeah. 914 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,000 Yeah. 915 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000 Yeah. 916 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:56,000 We need to get him to have a game cam. 917 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,000 Yes. 918 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,000 Yes. 919 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000 We need a game cam in the room. 920 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000 We do. 921 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000 We'll see. 922 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 We'll see if we can't work on that and maybe YouTube it up. 923 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 That would be great. 924 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000 Yeah. 925 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000 Yeah. 926 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,000 Yeah. 927 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000 Next one. 928 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,000 Salt Water Taffy. 929 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,000 I'm not a fan of a lot of people. 930 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,000 Okay. 931 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,000 There we go. 932 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,000 Just the flavor. 933 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,000 To be honest that doesn't sound as bad as a lot of these. 934 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,000 For a deuce it would just be the flavor. 935 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,000 Yeah. 936 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,000 Well I guess yeah. 937 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:31,000 You would have to leave the stickiness kind of out of all of them. 938 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000 So we have to bring all of them back. 939 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000 Yeah. 940 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000 That's one of those things. 941 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:40,000 You don't need any stickiness for the deuce flavor. 942 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,000 Next one. 943 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000 Eggs Benedict. 944 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,000 Did not go over. 945 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,000 No. 946 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,000 Did not go over. 947 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:53,000 This next one I agree with 100%. 948 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,000 We'll see what you think. 949 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000 Bologna. 950 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,000 Bologna flavored. 951 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,000 No. 952 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000 No. 953 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,000 No. 954 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000 This next one I agree with too. 955 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,000 However I do like the flavor. 956 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,000 Egg Nog with real egg. 957 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,000 See the real egg is what gets me. 958 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000 If it's with real egg no way. 959 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000 Get that yolk. 960 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,000 You get that yolk stuff in there. 961 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000 No. 962 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000 Yeah that's what I'm saying. 963 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000 No. 964 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,000 Not a. 965 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,000 Next one. 966 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,000 Salmon Salad. 967 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000 No. 968 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,000 No. 969 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:40,000 Remember those salmon salad that mom used to make. 970 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000 They had like the little bones in it. 971 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,000 That's what it brought to my mind. 972 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000 Yeah. 973 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,000 Yeah. 974 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:53,000 Now not as a douche and not even in a bowl. 975 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000 No. 976 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,000 So salmon salad. 977 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000 No. 978 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:05,000 I always say skip the middle and just splat it all over the toilet. 979 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,000 Right. 980 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,000 Yeah. 981 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,000 And that's what I say about white beer too. 982 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,000 It's like take that beer straight to the urinal. 983 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000 Pour it in the bowl. 984 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:20,000 I just will not be the middle man on this. 985 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,000 Right. 986 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,000 Right. 987 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,000 Next one. 988 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000 Spam. 989 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:31,000 With the jelly and everything. 990 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:35,000 You imagine that spam jelly. 991 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000 No. 992 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000 No. 993 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000 No. 994 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,000 No. 995 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,000 No. 996 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,000 No. 997 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,000 No. 998 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,000 No. 999 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:50,000 Thank God I ate dinner already man. 1000 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000 No. 1001 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:57,000 Jeffy X didn't do us any favors on this one did he? 1002 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,000 God I love him though. 1003 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 Oh we do love him. 1004 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 Jeffy X brings it man. 1005 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,000 That dude he I don't know how he uncovers all this stuff. 1006 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:15,000 But I mean if he was actually out in the open he would be like a news man of the year or 1007 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,000 something. 1008 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,000 Journalist of the year. 1009 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000 Oh he's got my vote now. 1010 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,000 Oh me too. 1011 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,000 He really does. 1012 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,000 He's amazing. 1013 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,000 He comes off as the best. 1014 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:28,000 And then finally but not least General Sal Chicken which I've been known to love. 1015 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,000 Oh yeah that's my favorite Chinese. 1016 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,000 Yeah you know I could have worked with that. 1017 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000 Other than the women. 1018 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000 Well yeah yeah yeah. 1019 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,000 Just kidding. 1020 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,000 I'm kidding. 1021 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,000 No no no. 1022 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000 Yeah General Sal sounds really good. 1023 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,000 Yeah. 1024 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:52,000 But you know they didn't do it so okay. 1025 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 I mean I respect their focus group. 1026 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,000 What happened then was the spiciness. 1027 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,000 Yeah that's true. 1028 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,000 It can be very spicy. 1029 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000 You're right. 1030 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,000 Irritate him. 1031 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,000 You're right it can be very spicy. 1032 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,000 You're absolutely right. 1033 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000 So that probably done it right there. 1034 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,000 Yeah. 1035 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,000 That irritated him. 1036 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,000 All right. 1037 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000 Thank you Jeffy X. 1038 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000 To Douchebagsandmicro.net. 1039 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:21,000 You're one stop for everything douchebaggery. 1040 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,000 You want to write us? 1041 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 You want to say something to us? 1042 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,000 You want to look for a live button when we go live you can call in. 1043 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:32,000 All of this stuff is right there for your ear holes and eye holes. 1044 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,000 You got it chumps. 1045 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,000 It's all 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