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From the banks of the beautiful crystal blue waters of the Missouri River

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It is Tootbooshbags and Microphone Podcast

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark

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Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man

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You know what I could do if I was the garbage man?

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I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically

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In the morning

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And then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear

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With two bags of trash screaming, Stop! Halt!

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Alright everybody, two douche bags and microphone on Mark

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And I'm Rob

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Alright, I got a little something I want to start off with

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Remember how Sean Payton was motherfucking the whole Broncos organization

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Including their ex-coach, Nathaniel Hackett and everything, right?

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Which is pretty much, you know, that's not something you want to do

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It's not a good look and it's not something you should do

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Well, Tony Dungy weighed in on this

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And to me if Tony Dungy weighs in on this, it needed to be said, right?

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Agreed?

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He's pretty mild-mannered, very sensible, very good guy

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And anything that he says I respect

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Tony Dungy is the latest member of the NFL community to share his opinion about Denver Broncos head coach

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Sean Payton's verbal torching of New York Jets offensive coordinator Nathaniel Hackett

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There's a certain respect for each other in the game that you don't say that publicly

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Dungy explained during an appearance on the Dan Patrick show

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About Payton going after a fellow coach in such a way per Andrew Gold of the Spun

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For a USA Today piece published last week

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Payton declared that his predecessor may have executed one of the worst coaching jobs in the history of the NFL

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When Hackett served as Broncos head coach for only 15 games turned 2022 campaign

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Payton later expressed remorse and indicated that he still had his fox hat on when he made his original remarks

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A reference to how the 59-year-old spent last season working as an analyst for Fox Sports

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Dungy, retired NFL head coach, currently serves as a contributor for NBC Sports Football Night in America program

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Sean said, well, I had my fox hat on

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This is Tony Dungy quoting this

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Well, you aren't working for Fox anymore, Dungy continued on Wednesday

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Dungy also made it known that criticizing a current coach as a broadcaster isn't the same as an active coach making things personal by slamming up here

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Hackett left no doubt he's fired up over the matter during his response to Payton delivered on Tuesday

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As a coach, a coach's kid, we live in a glass house, Hackett said at that time per Rich Seminy of ESPN

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We know that, we all live in different rooms, we all have a key for it, it's one of those things, there's a code, there's a way that things are done in that house

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Hackett added that he believes Payton broke an unwritten code by publicly ripping a fellow coach while speaking on record to a reporter

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And you know what? I agree

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You know all that Sean Payton did was he left no room for anything for himself

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So this year if he fails and he doesn't get in the playoffs, he is going to be the most criticized person of all year

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He's going to be laughed at because people are going to go, you mowed off and you couldn't do a much better job than the guy you mowed off about

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Now let's not forget, Sean Payton was suspended for a year, wasn't he?

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Because of the dirty hits on Brett Favre

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Oh, oh, I know all about that story, yes, when he was with New Orleans

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Okay, the reason why that story caught my attention

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Is Greg Williams

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The defensive coordinator

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Actually, yeah, he was the high school coach at Belton High School when I went to Belton High School

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He sure was

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He quit and went to Texas, which one was it?

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A&M

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Texas A&M I think

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I think it was A&M, the Eggers

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And then he went on to join the Houston Oilers

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Then he went on, and then when the Houston Oilers went to the Texans, the Houston Texans, they got the Super Bowl

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That was the first time I seen him after high school, was in that Super Bowl

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Well after that I started following him

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Yeah, he was the one that was involved in that Sean Payton deal

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Yes, and I believe they didn't even give him the Lombardi Trophy, did they?

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No, that son of a bitch made me run more than anybody

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I hated him

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It wasn't just me, he made all of us run

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No, actually I know a lot of people that went to Belton and they say the same thing

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So, yeah, yeah, yeah, Greg Williams, yep

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Yeah, that was his defensive coordinator, and Sean Payton had a big hand in it too

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And we had a 13 year losing streak with him

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And he goes on to do all this

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It's kind of hard to believe that someone like that got that far in professional football as in the NFL

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You're not the only person that told me that

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I know many people, almost half of my friends, it's like this

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Let's say I have 300 friends, 200 of them either went to Belton or Grandview

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And then the rest of them probably I grew up with around the Cleveland, Missouri area, Casemidway, that whole thing

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So, yeah, so, anyhow, yeah, that is it because I worked in near Grandview

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I played near Grandview, in Grandview, Belton, that whole area, you know, those were our stomping grounds

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So, yeah, I know a lot of people that knew him

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Personally, I did not, we never played Belton

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They were at the time 3A and we were 1A

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Now they're like 5A

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Yeah, we were barely 1A

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And like I said before

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He's a dick, he's a dick, that's all there was to it

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Yeah, yeah, you're not the only person that told me that

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But I would believe that if I just heard it from you anyhow

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But I've heard it from a lot of different people

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Nobody liked him and I believe that

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So, anyhow, Sean Payton has also made some claims

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He's just being a dick and I don't understand why he's doing this

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Because he put an X on Mahomes and the Chiefs back

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Why would you pick a fight with a big dog?

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Why would you even put yourself on the map of anyone as talented as the Chiefs and Mahomes

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And the whole clan there?

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Why would you try to give him any type of billboard material?

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Because he said something to the effect of, you know, oh no, no, you know, I was talking about

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I come here to win and we're going to win

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He kind of disrespected the Chiefs without disrespecting them

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And I guarantee you that is somewhere in a one-ero head drive in a locker room somewhere

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And it's going to be used as future motivation

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You're going to go by and read that and go, okay, alright, Mr. Payton

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That's the route you want to take

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I can see that, but I can also see why he probably did it

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Because it's his first year

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He's got to make a showing

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He's got to show, he's going to show the police his...

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He's coming into the same division as the Kansas City Chiefs

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He's got to stand up

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He can't just sit back and be quiet

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You know what I mean?

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He's got to fight

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He's got to fight

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They spent good money to get him

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He can't just sit back and...

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I mean, you know, I can see both sides of that

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Okay, alright, fair enough

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And you're probably correct on that

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Because I know no other reason why he'd do that

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So, okay

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Alright, well we shall see

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The season's vastly approaching

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We are in mini camp right now

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And actually it's in August

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So we're like, what, a week away from the first preseason game?

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Something like that, yeah

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So, anyhow

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I'm looking forward to that

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It's going to be a very interesting season

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Because the Jets have A-Rodge now

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And, you know, we have other people that are very talented in AFC too

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So it's pretty much like this

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Except for Jalen Hurts

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All the other good quarterbacks are pretty much in...

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I mean, the top echelon ones are pretty much in AFC

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Except for Jalen Hurts

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I'm waiting to see what Jordan Love's going to do

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I'm interested

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He looked pretty good last year

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I'm looking forward to what he's going to do as starter

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It's going to be an interesting year

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It is, it is

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On a lot of different levels

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A lot of little subscripts being written already

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So, it'll be good

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Yes, yes

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Alright, next on the bill here

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We have another Kurt Cobain guitar being sold

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Well, it hasn't been sold yet

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But what it does, it's going to command hundreds of thousands of dollars like the other ones

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Oh yeah, I guarantee it

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So, anyhow

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This is before Kurt became big with Nirvana

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He took this guitar and he carved the word SICK at the bottom of it

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It's a Tesco signed by Kurt Cobain is going under the hammer

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Cobain signed the guitar two years before he joined Nirvana

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A Tesco Delray EV2T that was signed by Kurt Cobain two years before he joined Nirvana is under the hammer

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The guitar is part of the GWS auctions

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Like the other ones that sold his guitars

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Forcoming artifacts of Hollywood and music becoming the latest guitar to have passed through the late Nirvana frontman's hand to go up for auction

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Considering that Cobain didn't actually own the guitar

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Oh, okay, I didn't know this

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It's not expected to sell for as much

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Say his 1966 Fender Jaguar or the blue Mustang he played in the video of Smells Like Teen Spirit

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They went for a lot of money

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Hundreds of thousands

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Oh, I bet

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And probably closer to half a mil

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So anyhow, it says you got a half million lying around and you could be the new owner of Keith Richards' old Ferrari

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So anyhow, Cobain did carve the word SICK into the guitar's body and signed the rear

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And such altercations can net an item a higher price at the auction

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So the guitar was originally owned by Johnny Cooper who said

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I did a lot of jamming with Kurt Cobain and told and of the band Nirvana

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He said we spent a big part of our younger years on the road up and down the west coast doing what we loved playing music

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This Tesco Del Rey EV2T in Lake Placid Blue was used and played and signed by Kurt Cobain

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In 1985 while Kurt stayed at my apartment here in Olympia, Washington

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Kurt took the guitar and carved the word SICK at the bottom of it

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And then after that I had Kurt sign it on the back

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There are some nicks on the guitar and one string missing

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It's not going to matter, his tore up guitar brought out hundreds of thousands

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The ones he smashed on MTV

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We covered it on the podcast but I don't think you were quite on here yet

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You may have been guessing but anyhow it sold for hundreds of thousands

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The Tesco Del Rey EV2T has been reappraised by guitarists in recent years

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And has become increasingly sought after despite being produced as low as $50 catalog guitar in the late 1960s

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This particular Tesco carries a minimum bid of $10,000 but it's going to go much higher than that

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In 2020 the iconic Martin D18E that Cobain played during Vanna's famous MTV unplugged session went under the hammer for just over $6 million

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Making it the most expensive guitar ever sold

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I could see that

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I could too, look

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That was a classic video

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It was and it changed the face of music

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It did

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And I mean honestly like I said before

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I may not be getting Cobain's guitar

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But I would be more like maybe Chris Cornell's guitar

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I was much more, I mean Nirvana was fine

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And I liked him

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But I was much more in the sound garden

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Right, me too

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Yeah so I would have been more to get Cornell's guitar

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And if I had that kind of money I would probably be bidding just to have that on my wall in my man cave

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Just so I'd be like hey you see that right there

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Take a little close look at it

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See what name's on it

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And then you know people be like ooh and ah and wowing of course like they should

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And speaking of stuff like this

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Were you a big fan of the Sopranos?

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No I was not

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Okay well I was

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Great show

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One of the best shows ever

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If you ever get a chance to watch it, watch it

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Start with a

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I think I will start binge watching that

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Start with a

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I just never had the opportunity to sit down and watch it

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Do yourself a favor

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Start from the first episode

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Don't skip one of them

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Go in consecutive order

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That's the only way to do it

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Go in consecutive order all the way through

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And then get back with me

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So fans of the Sopranos have a chance to win

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To own a piece of

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Not to win I'm sorry

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To own a piece of the show's history

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Tony Sopranos boat name the Stugots

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Is up for sale by United Yacht Sells in Stanford, Connecticut

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For a whopping $299,900 asking price

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The 1999 Cape Fear 47 was featured in the show's first season

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As one of three boat models used to represent James Gandolfini's characters

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Two boats

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The Stugots and the Stugots 2

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Tony Sopranos boat isn't the only piece of memorabilia from the Sopranos

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It has been up for grabs since the show ended in 2007

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In the famous I'm adding this

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In the famous fade to black scene that is still argued

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Over many many times a day

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On what actually was the fate of this character Tony Soprano

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Some people say it going black meant that he was killed

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Because they discussed what they thought happened

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Him and his brother-in-law discussed previously on three episodes before

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How they think that everything goes black when you die and that's it

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Nothing happens

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It goes black

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So half the people thought that he was killed

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And the other half thought that well it just ended and there wasn't anything to it

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But anyhow it was a brilliant way of ending the series

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And a great way to keep it alive forever because people will constantly argue that

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That we're fans of the show

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And when you see it when you watch this you get back with me

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I want your take on it

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On what happened

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In August 2007 the Real Life Strip Club behind the bottom being auctioned off several items on eBay

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Including stripper poles, a pool table, a disco ball and more

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By August 2008 Gandolfini had also sold his personal costumes at Auction with Christie's

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Which sold for $187,750

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All proceeds from the auction were then donated to Non-Profit Wounded Warrior

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Which he was a very big advocate of

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And did a lot of great things for there

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Here's everything you need to know about Tony Soprano's famed boat

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What is the Stugots?

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Tony Soprano owned two boats throughout the series

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The Stugots and the Stugots 2

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Which were portrayed by three different models

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Stugots refers to an Italian slang word for men genitalia

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And I've heard Italians call each other a Stugot before

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I had no idea that it meant dick

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I just thought it meant a stupid fucker

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I didn't know it meant dick

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According to United Yacht Sales

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The boat currently for sale is on the Cape Fearfory

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And I grew up with a bunch of Italians

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Like I said before I'm Greek

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When I was growing up they didn't really have a Greek section

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They threw us over in the Italian section

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You guys are the same, get over there

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I know your mom made some awesome goulash

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She did

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Yes

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Now that goulash is actually Greek spaghetti

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Their version of spaghetti

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We call it goulash

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But it's a little bit enhanced

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It's not just like goulash as we know it

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But anyhow she did make

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Did you ever have her pizza?

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Did you ever have her pizza that she made?

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I don't think so

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I might have

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I don't remember

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Oh that shit was so good

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Oh my god

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We used to have people calling up going

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Hey when are you guys going to have pizza again?

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I'm like I don't know

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Hang on let me ask my mom

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Hey mom

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I don't have any dough right now

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I gotta get some more dough

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Whatever

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So anyhow

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According to United Yacht Sells

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The boat currently for sale is the Cape Fear 47

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Which was featured in the show's first season

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Damn it

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I miss her goulash or Greek spaghetti

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Fuck

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Now I'm having a hard time reading

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Because man

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Ugh

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This here tells you how much we jump around about the boat

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I know

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You just

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Capprano's boat and your mom's goulash

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All in one company

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Yeah and now I can't get off my mom's goulash

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I'm trying to finish this article here

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Damn it

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I'm sorry

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No no no no

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Though it makes me realize father time is a motherfucker

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Because she'll never

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It is

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She'll never make goulash again

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Because she just does

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You know

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She just

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Can't really do it that well

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And it just sucks

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So anyhow

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I'm going to go back to this

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According to United Yacht Sells

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The boat currently is for sale in the Cape Fear 47

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Which was featured on the show's first season

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During the first episode

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The lauded season 4 episode Whitecaps

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Was when it was on again

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And the episode simply titled Pilot

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Tony Soprano takes his mistress Irina

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On the boat for a rendezvous

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In season 2 of The Sopranos

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The boat was replaced with a 43 foot egg harbor sport yacht

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And was featured in the episode Bust Out

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Which Tony Soprano took his son AJ

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Out on the boat

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So anyhow the original boat appeared again in season 4

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During the episode of Whitecaps

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Where Benny Fonzio and Little Polly Germani

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Anchored the boat offshore from the

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Allen Spaisley's home in Seabright, New Jersey

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In Blastine Martin concert series through the speakers

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By season 6 of the series

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Tony Soprano had a new boat named

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The Stilgots 2 which was a 55 foot ocean yacht

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This boat was featured in the episode Johnny Cakes

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When Tony Soprano and AJ go fishing

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So anyhow, you have that much money?

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Go buy the son of a bitch

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No

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I don't have that much money

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And you know I'm into all this nostalgia stuff

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For some reason a boat doesn't do it for me

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That just doesn't do it

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I don't really care about the boat

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I got the lake, I just don't have the money

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Yeah, no kidding

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Oh, okay

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Hear about the sea otter that is like attacking surfers?

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No, I have not

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Yeah, over in Santa Cruz, California area

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There's a sea otter that's very aggressive

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And they can't catch him, he's too slick

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He goes and knocks people off of their boards

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And then takes off

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He's like a rogue sea otter that is just screwing with people in the ocean

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Kind of like, hey, get out of my ocean you dickwad

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And there's nothing they can really do about it

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They can't catch him

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They've been trying to catch him for...

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I've been catching them for over a year

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This has been going on for like a half a year

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Wow

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Yeah, isn't that great?

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Sea otters just jacking up people, that's funny

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It is

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Let's see, anyhow

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The sea otter launched into the national spotlight after images of her aggressively wrestling surfboards away from surfers off the coast of Santa Cruz

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California circulated on social media as building a fan club as it continues to evade capture

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The California Department of Fish and Wildlife and the nearby Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Been trying to capture the five-year-old animal known as Otter 841 since last week

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Because they say she poses a public safety risk

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And they say they want to examine and relocate her in a zoo or aquarium, but to no avail

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So I don't think she's a danger

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I think that this thing is just having fun

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Yeah, that's fun

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Unless somebody seriously gets injured, I have fun

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And I guess I do get what they're saying, someone could actually drown or die doing it

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Yeah, but it's okay, I guess they're trying to stop it before that happens

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I see that, but hey, let's have some fun while we can

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Yeah, leave the otter alone, we're team otter, right?

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Yes, I am, I mean hell with what we used to do

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Hell yeah

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Master Ma, come on man

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That was funny though

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It was good though

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What was brought up on the last podcast about how we used to take other people's hands

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And touch them to other people's dicks

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Yes, yes

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Oh my god, I was fucking giggling, I was listening to that podcast

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I was rolling, I was rolling

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Val was doing some shopping and I was actually in the car

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And I was going to move the car to another parking lot

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Because we were going up the road to do some shopping

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And we didn't want to have to walk up the hill and down the hill a couple of times

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So I was relocating the car while she was shopping

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And I started listening to that podcast

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And I just crack up laughing because I remember vividly doing that to people

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And they would just fucking burn their whole mind out

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They were like ahhhh

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How brilliant, if I don't say so myself

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So, anyhow, now to something a little serious

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You know that leprosy is making a comeback in Florida?

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Is it?

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A 53 year old man diagnosed with leprosy adds to a growing number of cases in the southern US

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Which appears to be a new hot spot for the disease

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It follows recent alerts from the US Centers for Disease Control

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Of prevention of the first cases of locally acquired malaria in the US in two decades

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Four of which were in Florida

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So now they have malaria and leprosy there

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Leprosy raises...

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They're raising to stay out of Florida

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Well, I love Florida myself

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But, I mean, I'll still go there and everything

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But, you know, I guess maybe a little less Florida, more cruises

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Well, actually right now I wouldn't want to go to Florida anyhow

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Did you know that the Gulf of Mexico temperature is 101?

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That is the temperature we keep our hot tub here at home

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Yes, it is

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Well, you know, because you need to take care of them

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Yeah, hot tub, the highest you're supposed to run them is 104

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So, 101 is about 100-100

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Someone with high blood pressure

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104 could kill someone with high blood pressure, could make them go into a strike

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Right, right, right

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Yeah, if it's a public hot tub, you should probably keep it at 100 actually, not 101 either

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Yeah, and only 10-15 minutes at a time

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Yes, that's another thing too, is people sit in there and they get to feeling good

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And they have a couple of pops

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I'm one of them, I'm one of them

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Yeah, you have a couple of pops and you're like, man, I'm not moving

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Eh, it could really get to you after a while, that hot of the temperature

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But 101 is the Gulf, in Florida, the Gulf of Mexico's temperature is 101

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And the reason is, is the currents are not circulating like they're supposed to

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Something's going on, and they don't know what it is

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There's been all different theories, it's killing the whole eco barrier in the reefs

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It's very, very concerning for everything

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They're thinking the warm water are going to make super hurricanes

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They're just going to tear everything up on the coasts

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Let's see, not only that, but the coral reefs, if they die, the whole ecosystem in the sea, in the ocean can die

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And we're fucked if that happens

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There are theories from this physicist, I've read all up on this

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And I chose not to report on it, but here we go anyhow, because it's kind of glum

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And they don't really have any answers, and they don't really have any reasons specifically why

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But one physicist said that when SpaceX went into orbit, it punched a hole in the atmosphere

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And that's how come all this freaky shit is happening, the weather and the ocean not circulating

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Then other people are saying it's a product of pollution

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And other people are saying that it's like an earth cycle

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00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:40,000
They don't know, but they need the ocean to start circulating again

503
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:46,000
Because this one-on-one thing is killing fish species, it's killing coral reefs, it's killing everything

504
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:54,000
And it's extremely concerning because this could be extinction of man as we know it

505
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
Yeah

506
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:01,000
So anyhow, you got a fart joke you want to tell?

507
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:08,000
Uh, how about if I just go into a totally different story?

508
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Yeah, yeah we're getting too serious, anyhow

509
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
That was a little gloomy there

510
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Well we got into that

511
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:21,000
Leprosy rates in new cases have been increasing in the southern parts of the US since 2000

512
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:29,000
One man who contracted the disease was a landscaper, he didn't recall that he ever came in close with an armadillo who do spread them

513
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:34,000
The rise in cases in the US are very concerning, however the disease has declined everywhere else

514
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,000
Anyhow, go ahead with your story, sorry I wanted to finish that up

515
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Oh no, no, I'm sorry, I thought you were done

516
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,000
No, I just got to looking at them like oh shit, I was right in the middle of this story

517
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:49,000
So if anyone was interested in that story, I told the whole thing, so go ahead

518
00:29:49,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Okay, well back in 2019 Dollar Tree raised prices to $1.25 at select stores until fully implementing the increase last year to 2,500 stores and four distribution centers

519
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
I remember them doing that

520
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
I do too, it was kind of a big deal

521
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Yeah

522
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000
People were flipped out

523
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,000
Yeah it was, like what are you going to do, change your name now?

524
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Well I changed my name, however Dollar Tree will now have about 300 to 400 products returned to its original dollar price structure

525
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Chief Merchandising Officer Rick McNeely said in a recent conference

526
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:41,000
The point comes as other retailers have consistently dropped prices to stay competitive

527
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:53,000
Well, okay, I think that's a brilliant idea and the reason is because this right here, all these other dollar stores, have you been to Dollar General lately?

528
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Oh I was there just today

529
00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Okay, I don't generally go there, but I know enough people that do and the reason is, is this right here, I've got all these other stores near me, I don't have to

530
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:11,000
But if I lived out that way, I would probably be attending Dollar General too

531
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:19,000
But everyone says that since they've been building all these new stores, I call them the Redneck Starbucks because they're all over the country, peppered everywhere now

532
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:23,000
But they're saying they're raising the prices on everything

533
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:28,000
They are, they really are, they're matching Walmart

534
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Okay, well I think that because of stuff like that, that a dollar store that actually lowers their prices would probably go over very well

535
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Because I know a lot of people that are upset with Dollar General because number one, they're peppering the countryside with them

536
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,000
And number two, they're raising their prices so high on certain things

537
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Right, I have one at 2-minute walks from me

538
00:31:53,000 --> 00:32:01,000
No, no, no, like I said, I'm not dogging them, I'm not like snotting them, I'm not going there because I'm snotting about it because I would shop there

539
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:10,000
But I have virtually every other store known to man within a couple of miles from me, you know, so there's no reason for me to go there

540
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:23,000
You know, I have Walmarts and Costcos and Sam's Clubs and everything else right next to me, so I mean Dollar General is like way down the line and is further away from me anyhow

541
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000
So there's not too many of them in the city

542
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Right

543
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:32,000
So anyhow, so yeah, I think that's a great idea that they do that

544
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:37,000
And anyhow, good for them?

545
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,000
Yeah, I've got an unknown fact for you too

546
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Okay, go ahead

547
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Halloween Day marked the end of summer and the harvest and the beginning of the dark, cold winter, a time of year that was often associated with human death

548
00:32:54,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Celts believed that on the night before the New Year, the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred. On the night of October 31st, they celebrated Samhain, I hope I pronounced that right, when it was believed that the ghost of the dead returned to Earth

549
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Okay

550
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:26,000
I thought that was pretty interesting

551
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
Very cool

552
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,000
It's just a legend, you know

553
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,000
Oh no, it's a fact

554
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Anyway

555
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Okay

556
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Just got my ran across

557
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Very cool

558
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
You got anything?

559
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Yeah, let's see here, I've got, let me see, I'm trying to look for a certain story that I was looking at

560
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Okay

561
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Okay, Millennials are like really kind of like really skeptical of marriage and they're kind of like not really doing it as much so

562
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:27,000
With a shift in personal goals, values and roles that differ greatly from previous generations, more and more Millennials, those born from 1981 to 1996 are tapping the brakes on marriage, led by their desire to focus on their careers, personal needs and goals, forming a substantial financial foundation upon which they create a family and even questioning the meaning of marriage itself

563
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:34,000
So, and I know Millennials and this is how they feel, this is true, most of them from what I talk to

564
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:47,000
According to a study from the Pew Research Center that compares Millennials to the silent generation, Millennials are three times as likely to never have married as their grandparents were

565
00:34:47,000 --> 00:35:01,000
The reasons why Millennials have post-pomarriage include 29% feel like they aren't financially ready, 26% haven't found someone with the right qualities, 26% feel they are too young to settle down

566
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Compared to previous generations, Millennials are marrying if they do choose to marriage at all at a much older age. In 1965 the average marriage age for women was 21 years and for men it was 23. Today the average age for marriage is 29.2 years for men and for women it's 30, oh no, yeah 29.2 for women and 30.9 for men, that's quite a bit different

567
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:40,000
As reported by the NOT 2017 Real Wedding Study, a recent Urban Institute report even predicts that a significant number of Millennials will remain unmarried past the age of 40

568
00:35:40,000 --> 00:36:06,000
These statistics indicate an important cultural shift for the first time in history. People are experiencing marriage as an option instead of a necessity, said Brooke Jinn, a married Millennial and a relationship coach. It's a fascinating happening and an incredible opportunity for marriage to be redefined and approached with much more reverence and mindfulness than ever before

569
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:20,000
So Millennials are waiting and planning to be more strategic in other aspects of their life, like their career and their financial future, while also pursuing their personal values like politics, education and religion

570
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:38,000
So in other words, they shifted back like four generations before, the silent generation that waited later to be married. And this is like something that happens between generations

571
00:36:38,000 --> 00:37:00,000
Like the generation under any generation goes the complete opposite of the generation before them, because they look back and what they consider mistakes they don't do. And then a couple of generations later, they see the mistakes of the generation before them and the generation before them and they have a shift that goes back 30, 40 years back

572
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:15,000
And that's what's going on with the Millennials back now, is they're looking back to the silent generation and shifting back to that. And they don't even know it, probably. It's just the way they feel because of the last couple of generations before them

573
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:35,000
They look back and they see all this divorcing and people marrying too early and they get their goals shot down, they don't get done what they want to, ends in divorce. So they see all this and they're like, we're not going to do that because we see what those guys did and we're not going to screw up our lives like them

574
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:49,000
So, anyhow, I found it very interesting. There's a lot more to this article, but I think I got the gist of what I'm saying there. And I'm glad I found that specific article because it's kind of hard to find. It was buried in a bunch of other stuff

575
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:54,000
So, anyhow, let's see

576
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Something about the Packers screwing with Aaron Rodgers that I'm looking up here

577
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,000
And let's see if I can find that

578
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,000
I'll give you a minute, I've got another one ready

579
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Oh, okay, go ahead

580
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:18,000
An 87 year old main woman ably fought off a teenage attacker and fed him because he said he was awfully hungry

581
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Marjorie Perkins said she awoke at 2 a.m. on July 26 and saw the young man standing over her bed

582
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:33,000
He had shed his shirt and pants and told her he was going to cut her

583
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:39,000
I thought to myself, if he's going to cut, I'm going to kick

584
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,000
So I jumped into my shoes

585
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:51,000
She put on her shoes and fought back, putting a chair between them as the two jostled in her Brunswick home

586
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:56,000
I was hollering for help out the window, she told the Times Record

587
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Thank God I had the chair between us, it would have been worse

588
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Then the intruder struck her on the cheek and forehead before switching tactics and heading for the kitchen

589
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,000
He told Perkins that he was awfully hungry, she said

590
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:22,000
So she gave him a box of peanut butter and honey crackers, two protein drinks, and two tangerines

591
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Perkins dialed 911 on her rotary phone

592
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:38,000
She was talking to the dispatcher while the intruder collected his pants and left

593
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:46,000
He left behind a nice shirt, shoes, and a water bottle containing alcohol, he said

594
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Wow, oh my

595
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:56,000
When they evidently got DNA, I'm pretty sure they got him

596
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,000
What a great story

597
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,000
How smart is that stupid ass

598
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Go grandma, go grandma

599
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Packers fans will keep a close eye on the New York Jets this season

600
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Of course there is an interest in how Rodgers and several other former Packers will perform

601
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Also one of the Packers 2024 draft picks is tied to the Jets performance this season

602
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:36,000
If Rodgers plays 65% of the snaps, New York will send its first rounder to Green Bay

603
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Anything lower than that is a second rounder

604
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:44,000
In any case, the more games the Jets lose, the higher the pick becomes

605
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Murphy is fully aware of the general manager of the Packers

606
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:56,000
He won't be wishing Rodgers a successful first season in the Big Apple

607
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,000
65%, honestly I hope everything goes well

608
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:03,000
I want to play 65% but it would be really good if the Jets had a baggier

609
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Because we have a very high pick Murphy said in an interview with 97.3 The Game

610
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,000
I think that's probably a Green Bay outlet

611
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,000
It's the president and CEO Mark Murphy

612
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Not the, I think I said general manager didn't I

613
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Anyhow, so again how much can you not love him he has asked

614
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Many executives would have given a boring answer, wished Rodgers well

615
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,000
And not made a comment on the potential draft pick the team could receive

616
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Murphy isn't bothered by any of that, he wants the Packers to get a higher draft pick

617
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Well he wishes Rodgers well but his top priority is the success of the Packers

618
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,000
The season that means rooting against the Jets and he's not wrong

619
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,000
And you know what, I get it

620
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:56,000
I mean why would you wish him, I mean not just in the way he left and everything

621
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
I know there's two sides to every story

622
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,000
And I know that he probably had legitimate reasons to feel the way that he did

623
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,000
But I'd be the same way too, I'd go I want you to do well but not too well

624
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Yeah, the game must go on, you gotta keep doing what you're doing

625
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Just because somebody else leaves

626
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:20,000
Nope, can't go by that if you did then you'd never get anywhere in life

627
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Anyhow, let's see what else we got here

628
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:34,000
You feel like going on a little while longer or you think maybe we're going to shut this bitch down for tonight

629
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Well that's up to you

630
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Okay I got a unique little story and then after this we'll go into the final thoughts

631
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Alright

632
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Okay let me see here, there's one, two, three, four of these, bear with me please

633
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Rob's going to sing to you the national anthem while I go through this

634
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,000
I don't even remember if I remember all the words

635
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Okay Rob is not going to sing you the national anthem while I go through this

636
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Okay, this is a guy that returned back to his hometown with land that he owned

637
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Returned to find someone built a house on it

638
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:33,000
So yeah, on May 31st this year Kingsburg received a call with bad news from a childhood friend still in Fairfield, Connecticut

639
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000
His closest pal growing up was on hospice in town

640
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,000
And by the way, his friend mentioned they're building a house on the lot next to his old home

641
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:46,000
They're doing what I said? I own that and I never sold it, Kingsburg recounted this week

642
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,000
I was shocked

643
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Dr. Daniel Kingsburg grew up in a house his parents bought on the semi-circular street in 1953

644
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Where he was one year old after medical school in New York and residency in Maryland

645
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:07,000
He and his wife raised two children on Long Island across the Sound from Fairfield

646
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Kingsburg never lost his fondness for that town

647
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:18,000
I've been to Fairfield, Connecticut, it is a nice town, I enjoyed it a lot, it's right on the ocean

648
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:22,000
For decades he held it, they have nice beaches, it's beautiful, it's all well kept

649
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:28,000
He held onto a vacant parcel just under a half acre next door to his childhood home

650
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:32,000
His father bought that land also in 1953

651
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Directly from Leaser Palmley Jr., the family that settled that area in 1716

652
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,000
He hoped to pass it on to future generations of the Kingsburgs

653
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Certainly if my children wanted to live in Fairfield, Connecticut, I'd be very happy about that

654
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:51,000
Kingsburg told this week from Long Island

655
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:55,000
He took the ferry across the Sound on the same way Wednesday

656
00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:00,000
After to see his dying friend, after Kingsburg stopped to Skytop Terrace

657
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Where the family home and the corner of Skytop Drive has long been since sold

658
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000
But the parcel next door remained in his possession

659
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:15,000
So he thought over the decades he had watched it more from a scrubby plot to a thickly wooded mini forest

660
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Now he stood eye to eye with a clear dirt building lot

661
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:27,000
Contained in a four bedroom house, nearly completed, but with no siding yet on his parcel at 51 Skytop Terrace

662
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000
It had popped up without his knowledge

663
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:33,000
After a land transaction that appears to be an elaborate scam

664
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:38,000
According to a lawsuit Kingsburg filed this month at the U.S. District Court in Connecticut

665
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Town records point to the way toward the story on October 18, 2022

666
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:48,000
Daniel Kingsburg of Johannesburg, South Africa granted the power of attorney

667
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:54,000
The right to sign legal documents on his behalf to Anthony Minnelli, a Trumbull lawyer

668
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:59,000
That same day nine months ago a firm known as 51 Skytop Partners LLC

669
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:05,000
Purchased a lot from Kingsburg or so the land records show for $350,000

670
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:10,000
On January 24th of this year a local construction firm affiliated with 51 Skytop Partners

671
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Held a building permit in hand

672
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,000
The development was off to the races and a real estate nightmare

673
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Exactly what used to be designed to prevent was about to unfold

674
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:26,000
The lawsuit cited Connecticut trade laws names as defendant Skytop Partners

675
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Which says it's owned by Gina Leto and Greg Burgad and Minnelli

676
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:39,000
It claims Kingsburg is suffering irreparable damage and that he never authorizes sale of property to anyone

677
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,000
And anyhow the laws are, I could go into a lot more here

678
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:48,000
But I'm not going to because it's kind of boring. There's like five more pages to that

679
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:56,000
So anyhow the law doesn't insist for more proof that the basically in a nutshell

680
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:03,000
It doesn't ask for more proof where other places do ask for more proof that of

681
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Power of attorneys and ownership belonging to someone

682
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:17,000
So anyhow Kingsburg was suing Fairfield Connecticut and the people that done that

683
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:26,000
That did it and he's suing them for the lot being tore up and this house being on there and everything

684
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:33,000
So hopefully he'll get to, he'll win, get to keep the house that was built illegally and everything

685
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,000
And he can go on from there

686
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:38,000
And I agree with me, you know he said it's like a little mini forest and everything

687
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:43,000
And he was wanting that land just like it is so one of his family could build on it later on if they wanted

688
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
So good luck to him

689
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:50,000
So anyhow you got a final thought Rob and I have a final thought

690
00:47:50,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Alright, yeah my therapist told me write letters to the people you hate and then burn them

691
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:05,000
Okay, I did that, I did that but now I don't know what to do with the letters

692
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:10,000
I like it

693
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:14,000
So if you come up with some ideas let me know man I gotta get rid of these things

694
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Yeah well I will

695
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:26,000
My final thought, a female firefly will fake its own death to avoid mating with an undesired male

696
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Be glad you're not a firefly

697
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,000
Yeah

698
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,000
Have a great night everybody, we'll talk soon

699
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Thank you Rob

700
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Good night

701
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Good night

702
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:44,000
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703
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:49,000
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704
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705
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706
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,000
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707
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:04,000
These fuckers need all the help we can get

708
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:09,000
No batlight here, these idiots just show up and hope for the best

709
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Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream

710
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000
Hey there's no toilet paper in here

711
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Oh shit, what's that over there?

712
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Oh no, this is island of horrible jokes

713
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:47,000
A headache stricken man explained to his doctor, you have to help me, I'm shrinking

714
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:51,000
The doctor said I will, you have to be a little patient

715
00:49:51,000 --> 00:50:01,000
I mean you know while we're talking about stinky stuff and all this

716
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:07,000
About ten years ago they decided they were going to come up with some different douche flavors

717
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Oh

718
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Yeah, but they didn't go over very well

719
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
Wait a minute, who's tasting it?

720
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,000
Well I don't know if it's a taste or a smell

721
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Yeah, well on the other hand if a person would use the douche prior to oral sex maybe that would be

722
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Maybe that's what they're wanting to

723
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,000
So what kind of flavor goes well with the vagina?

724
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:32,000
We obtained, we exclusively are crack staff here at

725
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Crack staff, I love it

726
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Yeah, here at two douche bags and a microphone

727
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
We obtained a couple of copies

728
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
We should know things about douches

729
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Yeah we should

730
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
We gotta be experts

731
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
Here's a spoiler, we're not experts about anything

732
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:54,000
No, yeah, is that actually a spoiler or you think they're just scratching their head going yeah

733
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000
If they need

734
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Yeah we realized this

735
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Yeah if they needed to be told that we're not experts and that we will lie to you if it entertains us

736
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:06,000
Well you're probably missing the point of the whole podcast if we have to be told that part

737
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:10,000
If you believe a fucking thing comes out of our mouth I question you as a person

738
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Yes

739
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:20,000
If you believe nothing else believe it when we say look it up for yourself, find out for yourself, make up your own mind

740
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Quit relying on what other people told you

741
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaking of that, next week probably or the week after we have this special guest that just by chance he runs into us every now and then

742
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
We prefer to call him Deep Sky

743
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Yes

744
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000
But he calls himself Brandon

745
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:39,000
That was the name he was using at the time, we know it's not actually really Brandon

746
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:46,000
This guy is an expert on the Deep State and the big cover up going on everywhere

747
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:53,000
Now listen, I mean I think that a lot of what this guy says there's a lot of truth in it, I don't believe all of it

748
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:59,000
I think it's like anything people take part of the truth and then they expand it into whatever

749
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:05,000
And the more you look the more you can find information that will justify just about anything you choose to believe

750
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:09,000
Yeah, the whole thing is this guy is uber intelligent

751
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Very, very

752
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000
He

753
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Very organized

754
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:17,000
Very organized and he is a walking encyclopedia of this stuff

755
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:25,000
He believes it with all his heart and we're hoping to find him again here soon, we haven't seen him in a few weeks

756
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,000
And he kind of got freaked out because he wanted to take a picture of him there with us

757
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:36,000
And he wasn't having that so I have no idea what Brandon's into or anything

758
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
As a matter of fact he didn't even want to listen to the podcast

759
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,000
Yeah

760
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,000
So anyhow

761
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,000
Very grateful he agreed to talk to us for quite a long time

762
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:51,000
Yeah so hopefully we will see him again but if not we probably have about five hours of this guy

763
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:55,000
And he jumped in one day when we were talking about Jim Morrison and rock stars

764
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000
Yeah that's right, that's right

765
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:02,000
And anyhow he came in and was talking to us about Jim Morrison the day he died

766
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,000
His dad signed the Magna Carta, was that it?

767
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:10,000
No he was saying that Jim Morrison's dad was in military intelligence

768
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,000
Yeah

769
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:19,000
And was directly connected to the Gulf of Tonkin incident which justified the Vietnam War

770
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000
That was it, that was it, okay

771
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,000
The way it was conducted

772
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:27,000
And then he was saying more, I'm not going to do any more spoilers beyond that

773
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Also numerology, the big satanic cult, all this stuff

774
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:37,000
And listen like I said I don't believe everything that he says but whenever he speaks I find it extremely interesting

775
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,000
Yeah

776
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
Extremely entertaining and thought provoking

777
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:44,000
He makes your brain do that little dance every time he talks

778
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Yeah as long as you're open to possibilities and new ideas and listen with that attitude

779
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:55,000
He's got so much interesting things, so many interesting things to say

780
00:53:55,000 --> 00:54:06,000
And even if you don't necessarily agree with all the conclusions there's a lot of interesting information along the way that is both verifiable

781
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,000
And a lot of it is factual, what he's speaking of is factual

782
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:14,000
Yeah verifiable and had a great impact on a lot of things

783
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,000
He's actually the guy that uncovered the deuce flavors for us

784
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000
Oh, excellent work

785
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Yeah, he went to Massengill and he did a big espoise and anyhow, I mean the first one that went over horribly was Bloody Mary

786
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,000
Oh, oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho

787
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,000
They just did not like the name

788
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:39,000
They thought Bloody Mary was just a very bad fit for addiction

789
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:45,000
I can just see the ad picture though where would they put the stalk of celery?

790
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000
That might've been one of the problems

791
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:51,280
Yeah, that could be it. It's like you could write a beautiful song that's called suck my ass

792
00:54:51,420 --> 00:54:56,140
Then you know people aren't gonna want to listen to it. I would but mr. D. Will you please?

793
00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,720
What's your favorite song suck my ass

794
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:06,720
Sorry, damn. It's just like I remember the back of circus magazine. I think it was Keith Richards

795
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,720
No, it wasn't Keith Richards. Who was it?

796
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,320
so

797
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:17,780
Shit, I think it was like Nick Bocot. Remember that old metal band Grim Reaper. Mm-hmm. They just talking to him

798
00:55:17,780 --> 00:55:20,540
They go. Hey, what's your favorite ballad? He goes highway to hell

799
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:25,840
Good comeback

800
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:27,840
Okay, so serious

801
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,280
So Bloody Mary is a no-go

802
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,640
And then after that they tried to take advantage of the health price

803
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:38,560
Yeah, so anyhow back healthy. Hey Kale was a big guy

804
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,480
Oh

805
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:46,120
Well didn't go over so well. No, I mean they took it down and they took it down to

806
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,800
you know the corner market deals and

807
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:55,040
You know if you were actually getting like sprouts said no

808
00:55:56,080 --> 00:56:00,760
Food said no if you were getting some actual kale with it, that'd be one thing

809
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:06,320
But it's just the kale flavor without flavoring without the nutrition. Yeah, that's that's not that

810
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:11,880
Yeah, it's just like a meme going around how to serve kale and it shows them throwing it in the garbage. Yes

811
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:18,000
Nobody really likes kale and they say they do they just want you to let's face it. It's a douchebag status

812
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:22,480
Yeah, so would you have for a lunch? Oh, I had a kale sandwich with

813
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,720
I put my hand up and walk away

814
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:33,600
I do the talk to the hand and then I leave I don't even say another word. I hear the word kale. It's like no I smell

815
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,600
water and vinegar a

816
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:41,600
Kale salad was what a douche would be right? Yes

817
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:48,880
Well anyhow kale was a no-go so well that you know the mass of girls like shit

818
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:54,860
They want to go the complete opposite. Let's do some unhealthy food. So they came up with cotton candy

819
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,880
Well, oh my gosh

820
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:05,600
I would think that you'd want her to have a Brazilian otherwise

821
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:11,400
You start and get a little association in your mind Oh babble snatch

822
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:15,120
Babble snatch would have been a great flavor. Yeah

823
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:19,240
That was a very popular. Oh god. Yeah, very

824
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:26,320
Once you have babble snatch, you don't like any other gum. Yeah, you didn't want to babble in any other snatch again

825
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:30,320
No, no, that was it especially Paul at 7-eleven me and him

826
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:35,160
He sends me Christmas cards everything

827
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,440
anyhow

828
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:41,040
but cotton candy went over horribly and went over like a

829
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,260
Flaming pile of shit. Yeah, I get probably should

830
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:51,200
They didn't do flaming pile of shit flavor that that would actually probably have a market now that you think about it

831
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:55,360
Well, you know and then Madsen Gill, you know the crack staff down there was scratching their heads

832
00:57:55,360 --> 00:58:01,400
Oh, you know what? Then maybe maybe we need to you know, kind of get on maybe the Latin tip

833
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:06,480
You know a lot of Latinos and Latinos in America broaden your your market base

834
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:11,320
Yeah, and other markets we're gonna do real spicy. We're gonna get a little warm here

835
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,920
And you know, so they came up with wasabi. Oh

836
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,040
Yeah

837
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,040
Yeah, I guess wasabi didn't go so well, huh?

838
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:25,760
Oh, you know, they were like, you know, man, you know, they're like, you know, it's hot

839
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,320
Has some flavor

840
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:33,880
You know, I mean there's a couple fold on that not only the the person that were that's you know

841
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,480
Hanging around the brush so to speak, you know, but also

842
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,360
the person that

843
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:46,360
Was using the wasabi probably didn't care for me. I imagine a lot of perspiring going on

844
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:54,320
I know. Yeah, I met a man years ago who thought that Vicks vapor rub was an excellent sexual lubricant

845
00:58:55,480 --> 00:59:02,060
Yikes. Oh, I've got my alberto on my alberto vo5 story, but I will save that for another podcast

846
00:59:02,060 --> 00:59:07,120
Okay, let's just say it's not a good lubricant. Mm-hmm. Okay, let's just leave it right there

847
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:12,400
Alright, and besides that someone listen this podcast might know what I'm talking about

848
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:16,480
No, so it listen. This is your this is your 30-day warning

849
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,320
If you don't want this broadcast

850
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:22,120
Send me a message

851
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:32,800
When we mean that in the friendliest most non-threatening way possible absolutely so that would be my cue to say it with names

852
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:38,400
So so wasabi fell on its face, yeah, yeah

853
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:41,920
Well, then they're like, you know the crack staff down there scratching their heads again

854
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:47,120
What can we do to get across that? You know that our douches are just you know

855
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:53,120
We're the new kinder gentler douches. We asked 100 people. What flavor do you want to sit on your face?

856
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:56,120
Well, the next one was hot damn

857
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,440
Was that cinnamon whiskey, yes

858
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:05,240
So

859
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:08,920
So, you know, they're like, you know, I'm hot damn

860
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:14,560
How can you go wrong with that man, you know freshens your breath and smash you know, you get smashed to me

861
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:20,640
Yeah, yeah, it's a great concept to think about you know, the alcohol content would probably help cut down on some UTI

862
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,640
Hey Willie, what are you doing drinking?

863
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,960
Hot damn I'm doing shots out of

864
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:34,680
Well, I'm using caner is really unique I'm using this nice fur teacup

865
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,920
This is the coolest shot glass I've ever had in my life

866
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:45,840
I think that was in an Alice Cooper song for that was feed my Frankenstein feed my Frankenstein. Yeah. Yeah, he referred to my

867
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:55,600
Ah Frankenstein he referred to licking an ice cream cone and drinking from a fur teacup a fur teacup over that

868
01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:59,640
Good old Alice

869
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:03,560
Well, you know Massingale they're called what the fuck can we do?

870
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:08,280
So, you know, they kind of decided to maybe like go to the fridge

871
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:14,000
Maybe hit the country folk maybe hit the rednecks and then and the hicks up and stuff like that

872
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,960
So, you know naturally went to a skull dip

873
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:21,080
For when you're going down on the fire. Yeah. Yeah

874
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:26,680
Yeah, I've got a chaw full of you know, a mouthful of chaw, you know

875
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:30,800
So that would tend to be like a big menthol flavor. Yeah. Yeah

876
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:37,600
I mean, I guess you could go Copenhagen straight tobacco flavor. Yeah, you'd start sneezing probably down

877
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,600
Yeah, that would be a good idea. Yeah

878
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:44,120
Oh, yeah, man. Wow. Yeah, no whistling through the wheat field

879
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:52,440
And then you know out of habit you probably you know have to every now and then turn your head and spit

880
01:01:53,960 --> 01:02:00,120
And that doesn't go over well, no, it's like why are you doing that? Did you get a hair or something? What's wrong? Oh

881
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:03,720
Sorry, it's just the flavor. I'm

882
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:08,360
Yeah, I know that's what I do whenever I get around menthol. Sorry

883
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:12,800
So yeah, I can see that not going well. Yeah, they didn't go so well

884
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:16,600
so, you know, they're like, you know, well, we're gonna try to appeal to the

885
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,200
Younger crowd but not too young

886
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:24,800
Yeah, kind of you know, maybe the 20 early 20 something maybe 18 year old, you know, yeah

887
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:31,080
Yeah for the sake of staying legal 18 maybe 18 to 25 or something like that, you know that demo

888
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,800
So they went lucky charms. Oh

889
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:42,280
What if you could get the version the version with just marshmallows did you say virgin?

890
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:50,860
I guess virgins could use it. You know, that's okay. So there's nothing the march

891
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:55,400
Get just the marshmallows. They weren't selling them for a while just the marshmallows

892
01:02:55,400 --> 01:03:00,400
You get the st. Patrick's day version with extra green clovers

893
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:14,000
Oh, these are tragically suspicious or no, no, no, they're magically delicious. Oh you start clicking your heels

894
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:23,600
Oh, these lucky charms they hit me spot. Mmm, and then you'll hear her say oh you found the pot of gold

895
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:27,240
If you're lucky

896
01:03:28,940 --> 01:03:37,000
Lucky charms Wow, you know that actually could probably work, you know, cuz people like sweet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then you get to drink the milk water after

897
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:41,640
Oh, okay now I can see how that didn't work

898
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:48,960
There's no cereal milk after this well, you know massive gals are there just scratching their heads point

899
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:55,680
We don't know what to do getting the wrong focus groups apparently. Yeah, they got another group in and they decide, you know crab. Oh

900
01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:02,080
Crab with a K. Yeah nice. Yeah, there's three crab flavored juices

901
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:06,080
Well, you know seafood fish

902
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:13,200
You know, it just didn't have a good ring, you know, yeah considering the subject matter

903
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:19,280
They just really you know crab just didn't really yeah. Yeah kind of fell on its face. So to speak

904
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:24,120
Yeah, that's like putting you know gold leaf on a chrome bumper. It's already

905
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:30,760
It's already all that it can be along those. Yes. They're like, you know, okay. Okay, maybe not the crab

906
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:34,240
That's a little overpowering. How about a boiled shrimp?

907
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:41,720
Especially around Fat Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah with that spice and everything

908
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:47,360
Yeah, you could you could have you know, it too. Faye and you could have gumbo and yeah

909
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:53,920
I'm a liar version you go any way with it at all. Yeah. Yeah. I mean who doesn't like a good New Orleans celebration

910
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:55,480
Yeah, yeah

911
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:56,760
well

912
01:04:56,760 --> 01:05:02,160
Evidently that didn't do too well either people weren't real crazy about the boiled shrimp and it didn't really go

913
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:08,320
No, it's late didn't go for the Creole crotch. No, no Creole crotch. No boiled shrimp

914
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:12,200
No, Bon ton roulette. No that nothing gone

915
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:14,520
Nope

916
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:20,100
No, just get the fuck out of here you and your fucking boiled shrimp here. Take your packet. Take your spice packet with you

917
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:24,620
See this include the spice packet with the douche

918
01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:29,780
That could that could be a game-changer. Yeah, cuz then you could always if it didn't work out

919
01:05:29,780 --> 01:05:32,060
You could always just go boil some shrimp. Yeah

920
01:05:33,260 --> 01:05:35,260
Yeah

921
01:05:35,660 --> 01:05:43,180
So anyhow, so then you know the crackstaff and massingales, you know, let's try maybe a snack or something

922
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:47,020
So they went with extra sharp cheddar cheese it

923
01:05:48,380 --> 01:05:50,380
extra sharp cheddar cheese it

924
01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:57,380
Not even the real cheese just the cheese it yeah, yeah just the cheese it's there's a little square pieces of shit

925
01:05:58,380 --> 01:06:04,380
That way you can get the marketing tie-in and you know cheese it will help, you know pay the cost of the advertising

926
01:06:05,380 --> 01:06:10,380
With the crunch also, so you know you're eating some cheese it you like

927
01:06:11,380 --> 01:06:13,380
This reminds me of something

928
01:06:14,380 --> 01:06:16,380
What are you doing?

929
01:06:16,380 --> 01:06:22,940
Like what are you doing? I know else maybe right there's some change it right in the middle you

930
01:06:23,700 --> 01:06:27,460
You think damn after this is over. I feel like has some cheese it's

931
01:06:32,980 --> 01:06:36,840
Well needless to say extra sharp cheddar

932
01:06:37,620 --> 01:06:43,940
Cheese, it's didn't go that well. So anyhow, they were they're forced to maybe go with some other direction

933
01:06:43,940 --> 01:06:50,780
And anyhow, so that can't wait in the final one that we've uncovered or Brandon uncovered for us

934
01:06:51,820 --> 01:06:53,820
sushi

935
01:06:54,620 --> 01:06:56,620
Well for obvious reasons

936
01:06:56,700 --> 01:07:04,060
Sushi did not do that. Well as a douche flavor. Yeah, it was quickly scrapped in favor of just traditional

937
01:07:04,060 --> 01:07:09,040
But you know sushi would go well with the wasabi flavor as well

938
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:11,980
So if you get the two flavors together and mix them

939
01:07:11,980 --> 01:07:15,540
Oh a little wasabi sushi douche. Yeah

940
01:07:16,180 --> 01:07:21,020
Say let's see wasabi sushi douche. I like that. Yeah, it kind of rolls off the tongue

941
01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:27,020
Keep them well away from Lucky Charms and cotton candy. Yeah. Yeah

942
01:07:27,740 --> 01:07:31,820
Yeah, I'm kind of surprised they didn't go for any like comfort food

943
01:07:32,580 --> 01:07:34,860
Like, you know mashed potatoes and gravy

944
01:07:36,340 --> 01:07:40,660
Yeah, maybe the or tenderloin a tenderloin tenderloin flavored douche

945
01:07:40,660 --> 01:07:46,200
You know and then or you know that would go with the mashed potatoes and gravy. Yeah

946
01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:49,700
corn dog

947
01:07:49,940 --> 01:07:53,620
Corn dog. Yeah hit everybody at the fair with that. Yeah

948
01:07:54,220 --> 01:07:56,220
how about

949
01:07:56,380 --> 01:08:00,180
And you know people like no deep-fried Snickers flavored douche

950
01:08:00,180 --> 01:08:05,620
I think that is I think that that would probably sell really well in a certain demographic

951
01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:09,780
You know, it's one who like a home and she had these different flavored douches

952
01:08:09,780 --> 01:08:15,380
I mean that one would went out clearly. Yeah. Yeah. You'd have like a it's like dessert no kale

953
01:08:16,900 --> 01:08:20,340
The peanut butter flavor one is sounds okay

954
01:08:20,340 --> 01:08:23,180
But I kind of need some jelly or something to go with it

955
01:08:23,220 --> 01:08:28,220
The kale one is the one you have to use on like during the lint or something. Yeah. Yeah

956
01:08:28,220 --> 01:08:30,500
So I guess I gave up

957
01:08:32,220 --> 01:08:38,860
Stuff with like virtually no taste. Yeah, I gave up the really tasty douches for for land

958
01:08:38,860 --> 01:08:41,260
For the reason shows God I'm serious

959
01:08:41,900 --> 01:08:43,900
You know God looks down and goes okay

960
01:08:45,060 --> 01:08:47,060
You're going to heaven

961
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:50,020
That's a lot of dedication eating that bullshit

962
01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:54,500
That scam yeah

963
01:08:55,540 --> 01:09:01,100
See that's that's that's how I know God doesn't want us to eat kale because God doesn't want us to suffer

964
01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:08,380
That's true. God loves us. He doesn't want us to eat kale. I'm pretty sure similar says kale is bullshit. Yeah

965
01:09:08,860 --> 01:09:11,100
Yeah, okay, maybe it doesn't but any

966
01:09:12,540 --> 01:09:16,940
Let's start the rumor as of right now kale is bullshit kale is bullshit

967
01:09:16,940 --> 01:09:19,620
And if you like kale you are an insufferable prick

968
01:09:19,940 --> 01:09:25,260
Remember that that plastic parsley they used to serve on your restaurant plate that stuff takes better

969
01:09:25,260 --> 01:09:30,740
So that actually is what kale is they just they just got better at you know printing out the plastic

970
01:09:31,260 --> 01:09:34,460
It's like today's artificial turf. You can't tell from grass

971
01:09:35,100 --> 01:09:38,260
Well kale is that artificial parsley? Yep

972
01:09:38,540 --> 01:09:46,140
It doesn't actually grow out of the soil so much of his is you know 3d printed out of plastic Mark Zuckerberg likes came

973
01:09:46,940 --> 01:09:52,400
Mark Zuckerberg is came and he's he is coconut oil infused kale

974
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:55,640
He is wow that makes me want to hurl this right now

975
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:04,560
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976
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:12,480
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977
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:18,740
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978
01:10:18,740 --> 01:10:22,760
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979
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:31,560
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980
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,640
Hey, where do they go where the douchebags?

981
01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:48,840
Oh my god someone took a dump in the corner. Oh jeez

982
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:52,920
Oh glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back

983
01:10:52,920 --> 01:11:18,900
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