1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:27,520 Live from the city market, it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast. 2 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:33,480 Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags. 3 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:39,280 Two Douchebags and a Microphone invade your ear holes in 3...2...1... 4 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:50,400 Oh Lord, that man just saw a puppy in ha- 5 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,680 Hey there, don't worry, I have a clown nose. 6 00:00:53,680 --> 00:01:02,680 Oh no, that drunk guy just hit my child. 7 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:07,040 It's okay, I have a clown nose. 8 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:20,520 Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. 9 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,840 Grab one today and make magic happen. 10 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:26,440 Now we go to the amazing Mark the Palm Raider. 11 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:29,840 Hello everybody and welcome to Mark the Amazing Palm Raider. 12 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,480 First in line, please step up. 13 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:35,360 Let's see young lady, I see a long lifeline. 14 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:41,240 I see success, happiness, love, fortune. 15 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:45,480 I also see a bit index finger. 16 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,480 $20 please. 17 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:56,280 Hello everybody, this is Two Douchebags and a Microphone. 18 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,280 Welcome, I'm Mark. 19 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,280 And I'm Rob. 20 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:03,800 Alright, we've got a whole bunch of cool shit coming your way. 21 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,080 We have a Dear Douchebags letter, Rob. 22 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,080 Oh awesome. 23 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:12,440 Yeah, yeah, someone bothered to write in again. 24 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:18,280 I got my heaviest songs list. 25 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,800 Got some alternative insults, which is always cool. 26 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,800 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 27 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:24,800 I love those. 28 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,800 Let's see, I got a whole crop of other shit too. 29 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,800 Those give me good ideas. 30 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:38,360 You need to come up with your own list of alternative insults because I know that... 31 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:42,280 I am too busy learning from you. 32 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,240 Okay, that's cool. 33 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,240 Let's see. 34 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:48,920 Now I'm interested to see where you take it. 35 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:49,920 I really am. 36 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:56,920 That's something to work on in the future. 37 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:01,360 We'll put it that way. 38 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,560 Yeah, whenever you're comfortable with it. 39 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:09,480 But I mean, it could be anything from Plumber's Putty to a shoot metal hammer. 40 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:10,480 I don't know. 41 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:14,560 Because over the years I've come up with some good ones. 42 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,840 That's what I'm saying and that's what I want to hear. 43 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,320 Go back and remember them. 44 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,320 Yeah, that's cool. 45 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:22,600 Just jot them down whenever you can and that sounds good. 46 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:28,760 I did have some new dish flavors that I was working on, but I think I'm going to save 47 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:34,280 that for the next podcast because I think I can do a little bit better with some of 48 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,280 them. 49 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,280 All right, all right, all right. 50 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:41,140 Yeah, I don't want to mail it in just because I'm in a hurry. 51 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:42,840 So we'll have some more. 52 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:43,840 You know what I mean? 53 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:44,840 Let's go like, oh, we're podcasting tonight. 54 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:45,840 Trust me, I know about being in a hurry. 55 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:50,840 Yeah, I know you do because you work all day and then you get home and you're like, oh, 56 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:51,840 shit. 57 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:52,840 Let me come up with some ideas. 58 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:53,840 You know, so yeah. 59 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:54,840 And you got to fit dinner in there somewhere. 60 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:55,840 Yeah, I know about it. 61 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:56,840 I love it though. 62 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:57,840 I know. 63 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:58,840 It's such a great release. 64 00:03:58,840 --> 00:03:59,840 I even just fit in a phone call to my mom. 65 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:00,840 Oh, good for you. 66 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:01,840 I'm going to go to the bathroom. 67 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:02,840 I'm going to go to the bathroom. 68 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:03,840 I'm going to go to the bathroom. 69 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:04,840 I'm going to go to the bathroom. 70 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,840 I'm going to go to the bathroom. 71 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:06,840 I'm going to go to the bathroom. 72 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:07,840 I'm going to go to the bathroom. 73 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:14,040 I'm going to go to the bathroom. 74 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:15,040 Yeah. 75 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,040 I even just fit in a phone call to my mom. 76 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,040 Oh, good for you. 77 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,040 I have a special announcement, Rob. 78 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,040 Let's hear it. 79 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:24,280 You know how we're in every continent except South America, right? 80 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:25,560 Yes. 81 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:31,520 Well, some darling in Lima, Peru, downloaded our show. 82 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,120 Thank you! 83 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,120 Awesome. 84 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,120 Yay! Let's give them a... 85 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,120 Yay! 86 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,120 So that now makes us 87 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,120 Worldwide 88 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,120 I hope they're English speakers 89 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,120 Cause if not the show's gonna sound 90 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,120 They're not gonna know how good the show is 91 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,120 At this point it doesn't matter 92 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,120 You know what 93 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,120 We got the download 94 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,120 You're right I shouldn't nitpick here 95 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,120 I don't care if they understand it or not they fucking download it 96 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,120 It's nowhere in every content 97 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,120 Yeah! 98 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,120 We need more followers down there 99 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,120 We do I hope they love it 100 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:08,120 Yes 101 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,120 Yes 102 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,120 So I hope so 103 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,120 So if you're a 104 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,120 Mr. or Ms. Pru 105 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,120 If you bother to listen to any more shows 106 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,120 And you're not like 107 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,120 Detoxifying your ears and still 108 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,120 Puking 109 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,120 I'd love to hear from you 110 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,120 So I'm gonna come up with a different email 111 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,120 Cause that email on the 112 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,120 NoDaddy site 113 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,120 It's simply not fucking working 114 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,120 So anybody that's trying to email me on there 115 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,120 I apologize 116 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,120 I'm gonna come up with a hotmail or an outlook 117 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,120 Or something like that 118 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,120 And then I'll just 119 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,120 Find a way to switch it over 120 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,120 Through my 121 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,120 So I don't entangle work 122 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,120 And I consider this play 123 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,120 I don't entangle everything together 124 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,120 So 125 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,120 Anyhow that's coming up as a actual 126 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,120 Different 127 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,120 Email address 128 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,120 And not the ones that me and Topher used to tease about 129 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,120 Like at Excite.com 130 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,120 And Yahoo.com 131 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,120 I guess they're still Yahoo.com 132 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,120 But anyhow we used to come up with all these others 133 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,120 Mindspring.com 134 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,120 And they're just bullshit emails 135 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,120 We didn't have any 136 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,120 So anyhow 137 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,120 We need a ruling 138 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,120 I got people that want to get in touch with us 139 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,120 Okay 140 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,120 Give me about 141 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,120 I'm getting ready to go on vacation again 142 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,120 Tomorrow 143 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,120 And it's simply to replace the vacation 144 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,120 That we couldn't go on 145 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,120 We're supposed to be headed 146 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,120 To Cancun tomorrow 147 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,120 But Val had a series of surgeries 148 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,120 And can't risk infection 149 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,120 So we can't be stuck 150 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,120 In Mexico if something goes wrong 151 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,120 So and then we're gonna go to 152 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,120 Colorado but then my mom had 153 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,120 A heart problem so we're going back to 154 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,120 Right there because I don't want to 155 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,120 Talk about vacations 156 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:00,120 Because last week I 157 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,120 Could have had a vacation but I worked 158 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,120 Four out of five days 159 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,120 Really? 160 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,120 Yes 161 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:10,120 Oh for extra money? 162 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,120 Well I'd like to 163 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,120 Okay well 164 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,120 I get it 165 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,120 I hope you guys have a great time 166 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,120 I honestly do 167 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,120 I just gave you a hard time 168 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,120 You know how many birthdays 169 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:26,120 I missed and how many anniversaries 170 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,120 Not me and Val's anniversary 171 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,120 Other ones that I missed 172 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,120 And friends stuff and all this stuff 173 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,120 And being out of town 174 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,120 All the time 175 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,120 And working 14-15 hours a day 176 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:40,120 I've had my share of it 177 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,120 And you're just 178 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,120 Not quite there yet 179 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,120 So when you get there you'll know 180 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,120 I'm getting there 181 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,120 I'm getting there 182 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,120 Hard work is a good thing 183 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,120 And I appreciate you Rob 184 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,120 You're a good hard worker and a good person 185 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,120 And I really appreciate you on this 186 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,120 Podcast because if it 187 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,120 Wasn't for you I would be 188 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,120 Doing a solo cast and that's not 189 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,120 It's fun but it's not as fun 190 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,120 You need someone there to bounce stuff 191 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,120 Off of and talk to and 192 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,120 You know basically 193 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,120 It's like an opinion post 194 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,120 And those only go so far 195 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,120 So anyhow 196 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,120 Rob you're very much appreciated 197 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,120 And I thank you for hanging in there 198 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,120 And learning this and getting better at it 199 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,120 And taking it serious 200 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,120 It's much appreciated 201 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,120 Okay 202 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,120 Well let's get on with the show 203 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,120 Alrighty okay 204 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,120 So now that we just got done hugging 205 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,120 Um 206 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,120 I've got 207 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,120 Let's see 208 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,120 I've got my heavy 13 209 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:48,120 You want to go for that one right off the bat 210 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,120 Whatever you want to do 211 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,120 I'll make it for my heavy 13 212 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,120 Because I'm pretty fucking proud of him Rob 213 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,120 I'm ready to hear it honestly 214 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,120 Checking in at number 13 215 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,120 You went 13 216 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,120 I went 13 how many did you have 217 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:06,120 We max 218 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:08,120 Okay first question though 219 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,120 Is something I've got to ask you 220 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:12,120 Yes 221 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,120 Yes 222 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,120 Shit 223 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,120 What did you think 224 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,120 The guy's very talented 225 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,120 Very talented 226 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,120 Yeah he's a kid 227 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,120 Oh yeah 228 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,120 I love him 229 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,120 I knew he would be 230 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:32,120 Because you know music and 231 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,120 We have similar tastes 232 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,120 I knew I would like him 233 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,120 I knew he would be phenomenal by the way you talked 234 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,120 But then when I listened to him I was like 235 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,120 What is age 236 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,120 Give him some time 237 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,120 Oh my god 238 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,120 Yeah he's really good 239 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,120 So checking 240 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,120 Okay checking in at number 13 241 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,120 Perfect Strangers 242 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,120 By Deep Purple 243 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:58,120 Good one 244 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:00,120 It's a very good song it's heavy 245 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,120 It's what I consider heavy 246 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,120 By the way the melody and how it's written 247 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,120 It's kind of written in 248 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,120 What would you call it 249 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,120 Um 250 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,120 Um orchestrated 251 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,120 It's orchestrated very well 252 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,120 To where the heavy is the heavy 253 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,120 And it leads to it the build up 254 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,120 It's fantastic 255 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,120 So 256 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,120 Um my number 12 257 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,120 Is Humings Bean 258 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,120 By Van Halen 259 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,120 That is a Sammy Hagar song 260 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,120 But it will fucking melt your face 261 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,120 Off 262 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,120 It's really good you've heard it before 263 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,120 You probably just don't remember it 264 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,120 Like a lot of people 265 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,120 It is heavy heavy heavy 266 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,120 Uh Eddie Van Halen's guitar 267 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,120 In it is just blistering 268 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,120 And um 269 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,120 Very good 270 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,120 Very very good 271 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,120 Now number 11 272 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,120 I coincided with you 273 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,120 About the band 274 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,120 But not the song and actually even 275 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,120 The album but not the song 276 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,120 You went for Quiet Riot 277 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,120 Slick Black Cadillac 278 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,120 Right correct 279 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,120 Yes yes 280 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,120 I went with 281 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,120 If I remember correctly 282 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,120 The first song 283 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,120 On Side B 284 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:20,120 That is correct 285 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,120 If I remember right 286 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,120 That is correct I know that because I played that fucking album 287 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,120 Probably 300,000 times 288 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,120 In a year 289 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,120 Oh god 290 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,120 I went to my 9th grade 291 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,120 That day with my 292 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,120 10th Ghetto Blaster 293 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,120 That I heisted off of 294 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,120 That day 295 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,120 With Metal Hell 296 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,120 And I walked around 297 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,120 Yokem Jr. High and felt all fucking 298 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,120 I was about to go over town 299 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,120 Oh good ol' Yokem 300 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,120 Dreamin' of Metal Hell 301 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,120 It's like if you ever wanted to go get some stink finger 302 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,120 You go to Yokem 303 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,120 Yeah 304 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,120 Yes 305 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,120 It was a prison dude 306 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:04,120 It was built like a prison 307 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,120 We're the sluttiest chicks ever 308 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,120 We love that place 309 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,120 Metal Health is the song I went for 310 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,120 Oh 311 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,120 Yes yes 312 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,120 I mean 313 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,120 Both songs I went for 314 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,120 No I just like 315 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,120 Slick Black Cadillac 316 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,120 It really cuts in 317 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,120 It's great it's a great song 318 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,120 He can't go wrong picking it 319 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,120 I agree with it too 320 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,120 I just like Metal Health a little bit better 321 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,120 I thought it was a little bit heavier to me 322 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,120 But I can definitely see how you feel 323 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,120 Slick Black Cadillac 324 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,120 Is heavy or heavier than that 325 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,120 I mean it's really a toss up 326 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,120 Both songs are great 327 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,120 That whole album is fantastic 328 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:50,120 So 329 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,120 Number 10 330 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,120 You're gonna go oh shit 331 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,120 Oh dude 332 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,120 This one here 333 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,120 This one here 334 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,120 I'm very proud of this one here 335 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,120 Godzilla 336 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,120 Blue Oyster Cult 337 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,120 Oh my god dude 338 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,120 Ding ding ding ding ding 339 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,120 I had a good one on that one 340 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,120 The last 341 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,120 Couple days 342 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,120 Or last couple of nights 343 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,120 I'd come home close and I'd put the music 344 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,120 Down 345 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,120 I listened to music all day at work 346 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,120 And I've been doing music 347 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,120 For the broadcast 348 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,120 I've had to have 349 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,120 A little bit of break 350 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,120 I've been listening to music lately too 351 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,120 We've been talking about music so much 352 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,120 And I 353 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,120 Watch TV 354 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,120 And Pluto 355 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,120 TV 356 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,120 Now has a Godzilla 357 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,120 Movie channel 358 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,120 Pluto does? 359 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,120 Yeah 360 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,120 I 361 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,120 I'm like how about 362 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,120 Eddie you say this 363 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,120 Oh my god 364 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,120 Godzilla is the perfect movies 365 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,120 Wasn't it 366 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,120 I love those things 367 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,120 Oh these are the original 368 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,120 The ones we grew up watching 369 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,120 Yeah 370 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,120 Yes yes yes 371 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,120 Those are my favorite the ones we grew up watching 372 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,120 It's just like 373 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,120 I saw it in the Tuesdays 374 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,120 It's just like you got all your new Batmans and Supermans 375 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,120 But man to me 376 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,120 Adam West 377 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,120 Burt Ward 378 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,120 And then the other one was 379 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,120 George Reeve 380 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,120 Not Christopher Reeves 381 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,120 But I think his name was 382 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,120 George Reeve 383 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,120 He 384 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,120 He committed suicide 385 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,120 Or they thank her 386 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,120 I think you're correct 387 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,120 I think you're right 388 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,120 That's the stuff I grew up on 389 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,120 We're watching Channel 41 here out of Kansas City 390 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,120 Yeah 391 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,120 And they used to play those after school 392 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,120 Because you know Gorgons Island 393 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,120 I Dream of Genie, Brady Bunch 394 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,120 Superman, Batman 395 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,120 Yeah I think the weekends were more 396 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,120 Superman and Batman for little fucks like us 397 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,120 Because you know no school 398 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,120 And we'd be like hugging our pillow 399 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,120 Watching this shit in bed 400 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,120 Waiting to go get our box of tricks 401 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,120 Or whatever and fucking 402 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,120 Need it 403 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,120 So yeah 404 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,120 To me those are the ones that are always 405 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,120 I'm always going to hold dear 406 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,120 It's not the most fancy 407 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,120 The most elaborate, the most well written 408 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,120 It's just the stuff that stuck to our soul 409 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,120 Right? 410 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,120 Yeah so 411 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,120 Anyhow without getting any further 412 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,120 Off track 413 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,120 But Godzilla by Blue Isher Cult 414 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,120 This song is a fucking 415 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,120 That thing is a fucking 416 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,120 Nut burner, it is awesome 417 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,120 Always been one of my favorites 418 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,120 Me too, me too 419 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,120 Whenever I hear it I get in a good mood 420 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,120 I can be in the worst mood 421 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,120 Ever, if I hear Godzilla I'm like 422 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,120 Yeah that riff 423 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,120 And then the 424 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,120 The whole song is just lead 425 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,120 Guitar 426 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,120 I mean he's just like 427 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,120 With the rhythm 428 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,120 But it's just 429 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,120 It's cool, it's very good 430 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,120 So my number 9 431 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,120 Rock and Roll Rebel 432 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,120 By Ozzy Osbourne and the 433 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,120 Great Jakey Lee 434 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,120 Do you remember that one? 435 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,120 Yes 436 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,120 That thing 437 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,120 Will burn your fucking face off 438 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,120 It's great 439 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,120 Okay, gotcha 440 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,120 Too many years man 441 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,120 How many years of all shit? 442 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,120 I had to sit back 443 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,120 And remember all of them 444 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,120 Here's the deal, I'm still reading 445 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,120 The Gieser Butler book because I can't 446 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,120 Find time, but something I noticed 447 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,120 About it, if I read it 448 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,120 Incrementally and slow 449 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,120 It brings back a lot of 450 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,120 Memories 451 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,120 And then I started thinking of old rock albums 452 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,120 Reading this, reminiscing 453 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,120 And then that's how I came up with some of these 454 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,120 It just worked out perfectly 455 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,120 Number 8 456 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,120 You probably know this 457 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,120 But maybe not 458 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,120 It is a louder Black Sabbath 459 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,120 Tune with Tony Martin 460 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,120 Who is a fantastic lead singer 461 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,120 Although he never got credit really 462 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,120 Headless Cross 463 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,120 I do not know that 464 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,120 Listen to it when you get a chance 465 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,120 That thing will rip your fucking head off 466 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,120 It is 467 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,120 The riff is equivalent to Heaven and Hell 468 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,120 Heaven and Hell 469 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,120 Yeah 470 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,120 It's a lot like Heaven and Hell 471 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,120 Reminiscent with the breaks and everything 472 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,120 But it's a completely different riff 473 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:48,120 And it is just fantastic dude 474 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,120 Headless Cross 475 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,120 Headless Cross 476 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,120 It's really good 477 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,120 Number 7 478 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,120 Stillborn 479 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,120 By Black Label Society 480 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,120 Have you ever heard that? 481 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,120 Hey 482 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,120 Hey 483 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,120 Like I said I've been 484 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,120 Stulling on this place 485 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,120 Stillborn is insane 486 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,120 I mean 487 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,120 That shit that he comes up with 488 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,120 I mean not only 489 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,120 Not only the rhythm lead 490 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,120 Stuff that he does 491 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,120 But also the solo 492 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,120 Is just 493 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,120 Mind boggling 494 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,120 Yeah see I told her what 495 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,120 Mind went off of was 496 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,120 The solo 497 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,120 Yeah I mean you can handle it however you want 498 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,120 I mean 499 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,120 Some of these I went for purely riff 500 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,120 Like Godzilla 501 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,120 Because it's just such a heavy song 502 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,120 Right 503 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,120 It's what I call a Black Eye song 504 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,120 Like 505 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,120 You feel like you got punched in the face 506 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,120 And you love it 507 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,120 Yeah 508 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,120 Great man hit me in the mouth again 509 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,120 Oh yeah 510 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,120 I gotta hit rewind 511 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,120 I gotta get it right 512 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,120 Rewind 513 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,120 You know at work 514 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,120 I'd piss some of the 515 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,120 Younger guys off 516 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,120 Younger I'd say like 30 something 517 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,120 By calling everything a CD-ROM 518 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,120 It's not a CD-ROM 519 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,120 It's a disc 520 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,120 Nope nope nope and then every chance I get to say CD-ROM 521 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,120 I drive them nuts with 522 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,120 And I make sure I say it really slow 523 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,120 A CD-ROM 524 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,120 So anyhow 525 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,120 This next one DOA 526 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,120 Dead or Alive by Van Halen 527 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,120 That thing is a face melter 528 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,120 Yeah it is 529 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,120 Next one 530 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,120 Oh um okay this would be number 5 531 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,120 I think I quit telling the 532 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,120 Order there was a 533 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,120 Number 7 DOA was 6 534 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,120 Number 5 is Angry Chair 535 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,120 By Alice in Chains 536 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,120 Those are good ones 537 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,120 Very good ones 538 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,120 Yeah 539 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,120 And this one this next one I come off of 540 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,120 Is a rhythm riff 541 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,120 That's just insane by the 542 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,120 Late great Dimebag Darrell 543 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,120 And that's Cowboys from Hell 544 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,120 Pantera 545 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,120 Da da da da da da da da da da da da da 546 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,120 Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da 547 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,120 Man that thing is just 548 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,120 It's off the hook 549 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,120 It is off the hook 550 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,120 Number 3 is not only such a heavy 551 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,120 Song but one of my favorite songs 552 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,120 By this artist and one of my favorite songs in general 553 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,120 Holy Diver 554 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,120 By the late great 555 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,120 Ronnie James Dio 556 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,120 John O'Roughlin 557 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,120 John O'Roughlin here we go 558 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:50,120 This is a laughing duck 559 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,120 Yes 560 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,120 Only Diver is 561 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,120 Fantastic 562 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,120 Always been one of my favorites 563 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,120 Number 2 and this is solo based 564 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,120 The solo is just 565 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,120 Mind boggling 566 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,120 Number 2 567 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,120 And it was very close to be a 568 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,120 Number 1 569 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,120 Very close it's almost a tossup 570 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,120 Over the Mountain by Ozzy 571 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,120 Osbourne 572 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,120 Randy Rhodes just goes 573 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,120 Fucking ballistic on that solo 574 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,120 It sounds like he 575 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,120 Goes out of tune goes back in tune 576 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,120 Turns the guitar upside down steps on it 577 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,120 Fucking screams 578 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,120 Hits people in the balls with it 579 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,120 And then comes back into tune and finishes it 580 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,120 Perfect 581 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,120 He just goes nuts on it 582 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,120 Yeah 583 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,120 When he 584 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,120 To me whenever you think metal 585 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,120 You hear that and you go 586 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,120 Shit that's so metal they should 587 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,120 Come up with a whole new category for it 588 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,120 And then my 589 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,120 Number 1 590 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,120 And this was by close margin because 591 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,120 Black Sabbath has many songs 592 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,120 That I consider really 593 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,120 Really heavy and dark 594 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,120 And 595 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,120 Methodical 596 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:06,120 And grimacing 597 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,120 Sign of the 598 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,120 Southern Cross 599 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,120 And that's because 600 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,120 It starts off 601 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,120 Yeah it starts off 602 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,120 Acoustic but Ronnie singing 603 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,120 In melody 604 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,120 You know fade away 605 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,120 Fade away 606 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,120 Vanish into smoke 607 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,120 And then he does it again fade away 608 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,120 And then you hear the acoustic 609 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,120 And then it just stops for a minute 610 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,120 And then when I only comes in with 611 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,120 Those angry chords 612 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,120 It is a fucking face burner 613 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,120 It's like what the hell just happened 614 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,120 This thing just turned into 615 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,120 It's a masterpiece 616 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,120 It might be the best song they've ever recorded 617 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,120 Altogether 618 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,120 With all of them that could be the best song 619 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,120 They've ever recorded 620 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,120 That thing is insane 621 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,120 So 622 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,120 So 623 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,120 Wait a minute 624 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,120 Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute 625 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,120 Okay 626 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,120 Yeah I did say sign of the southern cross 627 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,120 Almost thought I said 628 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,120 Mob rules it was off mob rules 629 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,120 I was like oh shit did I say it wrong 630 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,120 But nope I didn't okay 631 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,120 Alright good yes 632 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,120 Sign of the southern cross 633 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,120 That thing is a fan 634 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,120 Frickin' fantastic 635 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,120 So 636 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,120 I've got a little story 637 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,120 That a friend of mine pointed out to me 638 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,120 And I started noticing there might be 639 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,120 Some truth to it 640 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,120 Okay 641 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,120 Well have you ever noticed like you go to the store 642 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,120 Right 643 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,120 You know the new QR 644 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:46,120 Codes right 645 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,120 You go over there with your scanner on your phone 646 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,120 You hit them and it takes you to a website 647 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,120 Did you ever realize 648 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,120 That all of those 649 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,120 Like 99% of products are packaged 650 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,120 With that right next to the bar scan 651 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,120 That they need to hit to 652 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:02,120 Give you the price and what it is 653 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,120 Of the product that you have in your cart 654 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,120 Right 655 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,120 Right 656 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,120 Well half the time they hit that QR 657 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:12,120 QR code right 658 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,120 And it makes it goes meh 659 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,120 And then they hit the real you know they like put their hand 660 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,120 Over something and it goes beep 661 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,120 Okay there okay that's 742 662 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,120 Okay alright 663 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,120 Well this article I read and I wouldn't 664 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,120 Doubt it is it makes sense of why 665 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,120 They would put it right there and how can 666 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,120 People always accidentally hit it 667 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,120 QR codes 668 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,120 Next to bar codes 669 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:36,120 Read an article yesterday that suggested that the reason 670 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,120 QR codes are usually right next 671 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,120 To bar codes and this article 672 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,120 Suggested it and it didn't prove it in any way 673 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,120 So I don't know this for sure but 674 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,120 I could believe it 675 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,120 Is right next to bar codes is because every 676 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,120 Accidental hit from a scanner 677 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,120 Actually counts as a website hit 678 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:54,120 The fact that they are next to the bar code 679 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,120 90% of the time is 680 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,120 Is in fact no accident 681 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,120 But the beef up the products on internet hits 682 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:06,120 Wow I didn't know that 683 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,120 Yeah it happens all the damn time 684 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,120 I don't care where you're at 685 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,120 You know you like you know beep beep 686 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,120 Oh shit I hit the QR code 687 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,120 Hang on let me cover it up and then I got 688 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,120 To notice it on most products the 689 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,120 QR code is right next to the bar 690 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,120 Code the scanning code 691 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,120 The code they scan to give you the price 692 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,120 So 693 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:28,120 I could believe that 694 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,120 And then speaking of that today 695 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,120 I was at a Walmart store 696 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,120 And I was in there 697 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,120 Getting my moms prescriptions 698 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,120 And obviously worse 699 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,120 Oh okay 700 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,120 Sorry I bet it was hotter than fuck 701 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,120 No no I was just doing shit man 702 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,120 Okay 703 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,120 Well I'm on a seven day 704 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,120 Vacation right now 705 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:52,120 Well earned I might add 706 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,120 Like I said I could have done that 707 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,120 Last week but my dumb ass did not 708 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,120 You know what you gotta 709 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:00,120 Allow yourself you'll get there bro 710 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:02,120 But I did take a three day weekend 711 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,120 You know what good for you you need to do 712 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,120 That and I saw where some asshole 713 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:08,120 I didn't get a chance to jot down 714 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,120 The story but some asshole at lake 715 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,120 Of the Ozarks last week or the week before 716 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,120 Ran into a house 717 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,120 On his boat 718 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,120 Oh oh 719 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,120 I 720 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,120 Okay let me go back 721 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,120 He didn't just run into the house 722 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,120 He ran through the house 723 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,120 I read it I almost did it 724 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,120 I go back to that 725 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,120 Okay well he got charged 726 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,120 He got charged he had to come back from Kansas City 727 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,120 And he was charged with DUI 728 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:42,120 And a plethora of other stupid shit 729 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,120 But he ran 730 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,120 He ran through the house completely through 731 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,120 Oh yeah there was like 732 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,120 Eight people injured 733 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,120 Yes yeah 734 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,120 He's on charges 735 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,120 Down here 736 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,120 He answered charges 737 00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,120 Last weekend 738 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,120 Last weekend I think last Friday he went 739 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,120 Back to 740 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,120 What county is that 741 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,120 Camden County 742 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,120 Yeah he went to Camden County 743 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,120 Courthouse 744 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,120 And I'm not sure 745 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,120 What he pled he didn't say what he pled 746 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,120 So I guess he's being arraigned 747 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:20,120 So whatever 748 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,120 From what I read today he's still sick 749 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:24,120 Oh he didn't get out okay 750 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,120 The article didn't specify that 751 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,120 From what I read I go back 752 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,120 Where he read it 753 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,120 I'll tell you what before the end of this 754 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,120 I'll have an answer 755 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,120 Okay that'll work that's cool 756 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:38,120 So I thought that was pretty cool 757 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:40,120 But okay I said well am I right 758 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,120 And all of a sudden I was going through 759 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,120 Self checkout and I noticed 760 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,120 There were no of those little scanners 761 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,120 And I go where are the scanners at 762 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,120 And one lady 763 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,120 Had a scanner and that was it 764 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,120 And I go where's all the scanners 765 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,120 Here's all the hooks to them 766 00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:00,120 A pack of kids went in there and stole every one of their scanners 767 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:02,120 All 16 of them 768 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,120 Aided each side 769 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:06,120 Of the Walmart 770 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,120 There's a self checkout 771 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,120 On each side of this Walmart 772 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,120 And they stole every one of those fucking scanners 773 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:14,120 And left 774 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,120 Isn't that fucked up 775 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,120 Yeah 776 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,120 I'm gonna go son of a bitch man 777 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,120 So like I gotta pick up this big thing 778 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:28,120 Of water now and scan it like she goes no 779 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,120 I can do it with this one 780 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,120 I'm like oh okay 781 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,120 What the fuck 782 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,120 You know we had fun 783 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,120 That's like something we do but we give it back 784 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,120 You know 785 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,120 Or hide it somewhere in there and call them up with clues 786 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,120 Go yeah 787 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,120 Underneath the light but above the fan 788 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,120 Is where the scanner might be gone 789 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,120 What 790 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,120 So anyhow 791 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,120 Strange days indeed 792 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,120 So anyhow 793 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,120 I guess a bunch of kids had a little bit of fun with that 794 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,120 So 795 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,120 We will be right back 796 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,120 And I have some alternative insults 797 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,120 If that's okay with you Rob 798 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,120 That's awesome 799 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,120 Alright can I get a fuck yeah real quick before we go blank here 800 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,120 Fuck yeah 801 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,120 Okay there it is from Rob 802 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,120 Rad's mouth 803 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,120 Our constant 804 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,120 Pursuit for a real knee slapper 805 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,120 It's strange insults from 806 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,120 An alien 807 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,120 Real hilarity 808 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,120 Hey your chair produces sound similar to a fart 809 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,120 But only once such that it cannot be 810 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,120 Produced and proved that it was just the chair 811 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,120 If you love vomit we have the podcast 812 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,120 For you 813 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,120 Hey look I think we found land 814 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,120 Oh my god I think we're safe 815 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,120 Oh no 816 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,120 It's the island of horrible jokes 817 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,120 Oh my god 818 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,120 What 819 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,120 What did the janitor say 820 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,120 When he jumped out of the closet 821 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,120 Supplies 822 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,120 This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast 823 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,120 Two douche bags and a microphone 824 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,120 People often ask us how they can 825 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,120 Find us when doing a remote 826 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,120 Broadcast 827 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,120 One smell 828 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,120 We go to the city market and start sniffing 829 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,120 Our aroma has been described as a mixture 830 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,120 Of flea powder for goats, Tabasco sauce 831 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,120 And old sock with dark fuzzy 832 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,120 Urine 833 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,120 Two look for the spot absent 834 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,120 Of patrons 835 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,120 Three the most telling sign is a crowd 836 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,120 Of patrons vomiting uncontrollably 837 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,120 Four just call us 838 00:30:52,120 --> 00:31:02,120 At 816-512-7717 839 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,120 Alright and we are back with two douche bags 840 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,120 And a microphone on Mark 841 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,120 And I'm up 842 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,120 Alright well first off did you notice 843 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,120 The last podcast I put 844 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,120 Put in the promo for male body parts 845 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,120 For you again 846 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,120 Yes 847 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,120 And there's been no answers 848 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,120 This week I'm sorry 849 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,120 Maybe I can come up with a new promo 850 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,120 But hey 851 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,120 I'm still talking to Eric 852 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,120 I'm still talking to Eric 853 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,120 The three 854 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,120 We got three in a row which just kind of excited me 855 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,120 I'm like man I wonder how many 856 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,120 I could get in your inbox 857 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,120 So no well you know what 858 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,120 Alright hey 859 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,120 It's only been a week 860 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,120 I'll give it time to work 861 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,120 But if it doesn't I'll have to come up 862 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,120 With another promo 863 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,120 I'll have to get hold of Chad 864 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,120 The voice guy and have him do another one 865 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,120 Maybe a little bit more specific 866 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,120 Since I found out over the last 867 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,120 Bits that I had him do he does not mind 868 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,120 Cussing 869 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,120 I was kind of afraid to 870 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,120 At first yeah I got him 871 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,120 Cussing 872 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,120 He used to kind of say some stuff like 873 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,120 Darn and these guys are insane 874 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,120 And ha ha and I'm like man 875 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,120 I don't know so I ran the last one 876 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,120 I ran the last one by him 877 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,120 He's like oh yeah yeah 878 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,120 He shook his head 879 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,120 He's like yeah yeah yeah this is okay 880 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,120 This is alright 881 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,120 So anyhow 882 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,120 As Four promised 883 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,120 Alternative insults 884 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,120 So we love this one don't we 885 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,120 Yes we do 886 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,120 I learned so much from this 887 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,120 Yes, alternative insults 888 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,120 Was invented out of necessity 889 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,120 When you really wanted to call someone a stupid 890 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,120 F**ker but you couldn't because of where you were at 891 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,120 Like maybe you're in 892 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,120 Church 893 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,120 Maybe you're at work and you couldn't cuss 894 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,120 Because there are customers around 895 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,120 Or wherever you know someone's 896 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,120 Mom was there but you really wanted to get 897 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,120 The point across this guy was a stupid 898 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,120 F**king idiot but you couldn't 899 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,120 Actually say that 900 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,120 So we came up with alternative insults you know 901 00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,120 Like I used to call one guy 902 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,120 A wooden banister and I used to piss him off 903 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,120 To know him and he'd get red faced 904 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,120 I'm not a banister 905 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,120 Yeah you are 906 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,120 You're a wooden banister 907 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,120 And it's like gosh 908 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,120 Well if I get that reaction from him 909 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,120 Maybe I can get this reaction from 910 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,120 Everybody by how you say it 911 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,120 And most people does work 912 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,120 But people like me are like oh that's a good one 913 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,120 You know you'd be like oh yeah yeah yeah 914 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,120 That's good hey bravo 915 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,120 Bravo for originality 916 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,120 And then you move on and you don't really give a s**t 917 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,120 So anyhow the first one here 918 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,120 Is 919 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,120 Root cellar 920 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,120 Root cellar 921 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,120 Yeah but I got the thing about it 922 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,120 Root canal would probably be better 923 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,120 So 924 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,120 Yeah that's what I could understand 925 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,120 Well a root cellar is like 926 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,120 Cold and damp and in the ground 927 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,120 And dark 928 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,120 Underground 929 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,120 Yeah 930 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,120 So a root cellar 931 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,120 Or a root canal depending on how big 932 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,120 Of a pain they are 933 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,120 If they're like a really big pain you could call them a root canal 934 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,120 Because that hurts like f**k 935 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,120 So it just depends 936 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,120 On how bad the guy's been 937 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,120 And how much you want to really douche him up 938 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,120 So if you want to douche him up really 939 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,120 Bad you just call him a 940 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,120 Root canal and you want to kind of douche him 941 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,120 Go you root cellar 942 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,120 And also root cellar just sounds like stupid doesn't it 943 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,120 Tell someone to root cellar 944 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,120 It sounds like they just like don't have a brain 945 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,120 It's like hey you root cellar 946 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,120 We just shove you under the roof 947 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,120 Shove you down there 948 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,120 And you just stay down there 949 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,120 Yeah we put up preserves down there and that's about it 950 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,120 Run to it 951 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,120 If there's like a tornado f**king lurking we might run down there 952 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,120 If it's like really really lurking 953 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,120 But if it's kind of lurking 954 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,120 We just keep you on standby looking there 955 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,120 I'm not going in there yet 956 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,120 No 957 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,120 I'm going to wait for that b**ch to get a little bit closer 958 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,120 Before I go in that thing 959 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,120 And you're like sitting there watching 960 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,120 Going boy it's getting dark and there's baseball size hail 961 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,120 But still 962 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,120 It's still two miles away I'm not getting in there 963 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,120 And you're hoping 964 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,120 That tornado takes a short left 965 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,120 Just so you don't have to go in that root cellar 966 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,120 Right 967 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,120 My grandmas 968 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,120 Are awful 969 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,120 Oh they're horrible 970 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,120 They really are 971 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,120 So anyhow 972 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,120 The next one 973 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,120 Baking soda 974 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,120 And that's just I don't know 975 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,120 Just 976 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,120 I don't know 977 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,120 It sounds dumb 978 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,120 Or you call someone a box of baking soda 979 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,120 To me? 980 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,120 Baking soda would be a good thing 981 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,120 Okay 982 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,120 Baking soda is great for swimming pools 983 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,120 I know that 984 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,120 Well no 985 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,120 Baking soda you cover up the nasty smell 986 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,120 And everything else 987 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,120 And also 988 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,120 Did you know that baking soda will take out 989 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,120 Certain weld 990 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,120 You ever do that? 991 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,120 A weld burn? 992 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,120 Yeah a lighter one a gold one 993 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,120 It won't take out a brown one 994 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,120 But like if you're a 995 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,120 Tig welding and it's done and 996 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,120 All beautiful and washed out 997 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,120 If it's pretty good 998 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,120 You can take baking soda and 999 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,120 Scrub it with baking soda 1000 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,120 And a little bit of water and it will take 1001 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,120 The gold out of it 1002 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,120 Okay well see I don't weld 1003 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,120 So 1004 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,120 Alright forget it 1005 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,120 This next one I like 1006 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,120 Let me explain why real quick 1007 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,120 Oh okay that's fine 1008 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,120 The reason why I don't weld is because 1009 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,120 My optical nerves 1010 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,120 Are enlarged 1011 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,120 I'm very sensitive 1012 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,120 To sunlight and 1013 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,120 It's light 1014 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,120 You know that's why I quit welding too 1015 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,120 Later on 1016 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,120 Except when I absolutely had to out in the field 1017 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,120 And here's why 1018 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,120 I will be welding all day 1019 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,120 At my first metal job 1020 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,120 That I just got out of the 1021 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,120 You know out of the union 1022 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,120 Right right right right 1023 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,120 And my first metal job I was welding 1024 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,120 For 8 hours a day 1025 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,120 And I would go outside after welding 1026 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,120 All day in the sun 1027 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,120 And it took me like 2 minutes 1028 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,120 To be able to see anything 1029 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,120 Oh yeah yeah we got guys 1030 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,120 In our shops certainly 1031 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,120 Well I told my doctor about that I go 1032 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,120 What is that he goes well he goes 1033 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,120 If you do that your whole lifetime you'll 1034 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,120 Probably be blind when you're 60 or 70 1035 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,120 I'm like really 1036 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,120 He goes yeah he goes that 1037 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,120 Search your eyes he goes I know you know 1038 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,120 You got the lens and all that 1039 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,120 But he goes that infrared rays 1040 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,120 Will eventually blind you 1041 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,120 And I was like shit 1042 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,120 So then after that I tried 1043 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,120 Not to weld I tried to do other stuff 1044 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,120 Other types of fab and 1045 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,120 Stuff like that and then I went into the field 1046 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,120 And started you know doing other stuff 1047 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,120 Overwelded when I absolutely had to 1048 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,120 Other than that I tried to find someone else 1049 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,120 To do it 1050 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,120 So I know exactly what you mean 1051 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,120 So yeah 1052 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,120 This next one 1053 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,120 Blocks hard candy 1054 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,120 Remember how bad that shit was 1055 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,120 Ah 1056 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,120 Yeah I think 1057 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,120 I don't know 1058 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,120 I love the butterscotch 1059 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,120 Oh my god 1060 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,120 I wouldn't pretend 1061 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,120 Every time I go to my 1062 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,120 Grandma's 1063 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,120 Oh my god 1064 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,120 Okay 1065 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,120 I respect 1066 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,120 Your taste buds to like 1067 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,120 Butterscotch 1068 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,120 I will just 1069 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,120 I will just disagree 1070 00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,120 I don't eat candy 1071 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,120 For many years 1072 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,120 I have not eaten candy in many years 1073 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,120 Oh I don't either 1074 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,120 But yeah 1075 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,120 I just remembered 1076 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,120 That butterscotch being my favorite 1077 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,120 From my grandma 1078 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,120 Okay well I thought blocks hard candy 1079 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,120 Every bit of it was horrible 1080 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,120 And you used to go in there 1081 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,120 And they would have all those different types 1082 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,120 And they have that little scoop and you pay for it by the pound 1083 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,120 Remember that 1084 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,120 So anyhow I thought that was 1085 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,120 A pretty good insult maybe you know 1086 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,120 Okay let's say everything 1087 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,120 But the butterscotch Rob would that work? 1088 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,120 Yeah that will work 1089 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,120 Okay everything 1090 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,120 Okay I add this everything but the 1091 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,120 Butterscotch 1092 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,120 So blocks hard candy 1093 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,120 Except the butterscotch 1094 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,120 So 1095 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,120 Alright the next one 1096 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,120 Toilet accessories 1097 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,120 You imagine getting called that 1098 00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,120 Hey you 1099 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,120 Toilet accessories 1100 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,120 Ehh 1101 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,120 Scrub brush 1102 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,120 Bon amy 1103 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,120 Plunger 1104 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,120 Plunger yeah 1105 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,120 Ball cock I don't know 1106 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,120 This next one I really love 1107 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,120 Because it's ruined and it's no good 1108 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,120 Exposed film 1109 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,120 Oh my gosh 1110 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,120 Hey tell that to a younger person 1111 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,120 Just go 1112 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,120 You're exposed film 1113 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,120 Huh 1114 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,120 The fuck are you talking about 1115 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,120 You know photomanic 1116 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,120 Forget it 1117 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,120 Hey let me go 1118 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,120 Let me go 1119 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,120 Let me go 1120 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,120 Let me go 1121 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,120 Exposed film is trash 1122 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,120 Exposed film is trash 1123 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,120 Exposed film is trash is basically trash 1124 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,120 Exposed film is trash is basically trash 1125 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,120 Yes yes 1126 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,120 We remember those days 1127 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,120 Yes we do 1128 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,120 And I remember 1129 00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,120 Yes I knew a guy that 1130 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,120 Worked at one of them he used to sneak me 1131 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,120 The fucking the 1132 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,120 Sex photos because people were 1133 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,120 Stupid enough to go have them developed 1134 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,120 Yes 1135 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,120 Why did you ever 1136 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,120 Kill me on 1137 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,120 He said just because these negatives 1138 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,120 Are in the bag that I gave him doesn't mean 1139 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,120 I don't have negatives 1140 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,120 He had 1141 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,120 He had a fucking 1142 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,120 He had a roll 1143 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,120 Full of fucking 50's all over that 1144 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,120 Thing 1145 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,120 Yeah 1146 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,120 And everybody thought like they 1147 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,120 Didn't look or they didn't keep 1148 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,120 Them or something and I don't know 1149 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,120 He was always amazed and he could 1150 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,120 Always tell the ones that did 1151 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,120 He said yeah he goes it's usually 1152 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,120 A couple they're kind of smiling really 1153 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,120 Big 1154 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,120 And now 1155 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,120 You got people posting it 1156 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,120 Yeah and they're probably still 1157 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,120 They're probably on the internet somewhere too I'll bet 1158 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,120 You there's websites dedicated to it 1159 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,120 Them they're big old fucking 1160 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,120 Hairy beavers right 1161 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,120 Down to their knees 1162 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,120 Dreadlocks snatch hair 1163 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,120 This next one I like a lot too 1164 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,120 Wheat germ 1165 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,120 Remember wheat germ 1166 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,120 Wheat germ used to be 1167 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,120 The answer to everything 1168 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,120 Oh 1169 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,120 I see you lost some leg 1170 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,120 Better get a little wheat germ in your diet 1171 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,120 Huh? 1172 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,120 Ah losing your hair 1173 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,120 Better get a little wheat germ 1174 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,120 It's like what the fuck 1175 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,120 This stuff is garbage 1176 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,120 Anything called germ 1177 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,120 You're talking about 1178 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,120 Wheat germ 1179 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,120 Oh you can't get a boner 1180 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,120 Ha ha ha better get some 1181 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,120 Wheat germ 1182 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,120 I know exactly what you're talking about 1183 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,120 Yeah he's like 1184 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,120 Get the fuck out of it with you and your wheat germ 1185 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,120 You fuckface and don't worry about my boner 1186 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,120 It bothers you it bothers me 1187 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,120 People worry about my fucking boner 1188 00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,120 Get the fuck out of here 1189 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,120 Ha ha ha 1190 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,120 Don't worry about my boner it's fine 1191 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,120 Come here come here 1192 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,120 Give me your hand 1193 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,120 No no come on here 1194 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,120 You worry about my boner come on 1195 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,120 Remember when we used to do that 1196 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,120 Fucking grab someone's hand 1197 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,120 And put it on your dick 1198 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,120 Ha ha ha 1199 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,120 Ha ha ha 1200 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,120 Ha ha ha 1201 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,120 I forgot about that 1202 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,120 Ha ha ha 1203 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,120 I remember the big most 1204 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,120 But I forgot about that 1205 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,120 Oh no any new guy that would come in working with us 1206 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,120 The first thing you do is go there and talk to them 1207 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,120 You grab their hand and fucking touch your dick 1208 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,120 And they go hey hey 1209 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,120 Hey quit touching me there 1210 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,120 And they're like 1211 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,120 That was 1212 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,120 The Justin Jims initiation 1213 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,120 Yes yep 1214 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,120 Ha ha ha 1215 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,120 Where did I just pull that out of my ass 1216 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,120 I don't know how I remembered that 1217 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,120 And if I remember right 1218 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:10,120 You're gonna grab my hand and put it on your brother 1219 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,120 Yes yes 1220 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,120 If I remember right 1221 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,120 I did 1222 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,120 Well John was 1223 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,120 Like what the fuck 1224 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,120 I was looking for initiation to the new guy 1225 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,120 And I double crossed John 1226 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,120 I double crossed him by taking your hand 1227 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,120 And putting it on his dick 1228 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,120 Ha ha ha 1229 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,120 Ha ha ha 1230 00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,120 Yeah 1231 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,120 Why were we all so close after that 1232 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,120 Yeah 1233 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,120 Like hey you already felt my dick what else 1234 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,120 Ha ha ha 1235 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,120 Ha ha ha 1236 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,120 So 1237 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,120 Let's see video 1238 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,120 Yeah 1239 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,120 I remember some of the people 1240 00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,120 Some people would 1241 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,120 Flip out they're like homophobic 1242 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,120 Before we even knew what that was right 1243 00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,120 We were like oh my god 1244 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,120 You son of a bitch what the fuck 1245 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,120 You know it's like dude 1246 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,120 You didn't really touch it you touched 1247 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,120 Gene material 1248 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,120 You know but anyhow 1249 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,120 Ha ha ha 1250 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,120 That's how we used to let people out 1251 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,120 At Justin Jims whenever 1252 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,120 They were out 1253 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,120 No wonder we could never keep help there 1254 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,120 We fucked with him too much 1255 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,120 Oh you're fucking crazy 1256 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,120 Ha ha ha 1257 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,120 The next one 1258 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,120 Non flowering thorn bush 1259 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,120 That's just a pain in the ass 1260 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:36,120 You don't get any flowers and it's thorny 1261 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,120 That's funny 1262 00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,120 That was the exact 1263 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,120 What I thought was pain in the ass 1264 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,120 Pain in the ass like ow fuck 1265 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,120 There's no bloom 1266 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,120 Yeah it was 1267 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,120 Pain in the ass with no kiss 1268 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,120 Yes yes 1269 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,120 Nothing good from it 1270 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,120 Nothing good from it is what you're calling someone 1271 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,120 I totally agree with that one 1272 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,120 Yep 1273 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,120 The next one I love too cause this is 1274 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,120 Another nothing good from it really 1275 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,120 I mean bland chicken 1276 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,120 Bland chicken is horrible 1277 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,120 Ha 1278 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,120 You might as well go out 1279 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,120 And fucking find a piece of paper 1280 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,120 And start chewing that 1281 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,120 You get about as much flavor out of it 1282 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,120 So I don't think 1283 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,120 That's like boiling the chicken 1284 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,120 With post season 1285 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,120 Yes bland chicken 1286 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,120 Thanks for the chicken 1287 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,120 It's really good 1288 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,120 No no 1289 00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,120 I don't want anymore I ate before 1290 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:40,120 I came here 1291 00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,120 You would have to be 1292 00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,120 Severely hungry 1293 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,120 Yes yep 1294 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,120 And I've been severely hungry like that before 1295 00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,120 Where bland chicken was okay 1296 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,120 So 1297 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,120 I guess it's perspective right 1298 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,120 It's not bad 1299 00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,120 Yes yeah 1300 00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,120 This next one I love 1301 00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,120 Because I think everybody has been subject to this 1302 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,120 And it's horrible 1303 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:08,120 Non sweetened rice pudding 1304 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,120 That stuff is horrid 1305 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,120 It's like eating 1306 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,120 A bag of fucking 1307 00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,120 Larva or something 1308 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,120 It's like wet rice cake 1309 00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:26,120 Ugh 1310 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:28,120 Non sweetened rice pudding 1311 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,120 You feel those little pieces 1312 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,120 I'm sorry I just suddenly 1313 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,120 Popped that out 1314 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,120 The next one 1315 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,120 Flat orange soda 1316 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,120 Flat orange soda is horrible 1317 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,120 Have you ever had your orange soda 1318 00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,120 Go flat on you and then try to drink it 1319 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,120 Yeah 1320 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,120 So that's another one 1321 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,120 It's just like some of it's pretty much worthless 1322 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,120 Because you know you set your 1323 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,120 Fanta down a couple of times 1324 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,120 Like a bottle of Fanta like the real sugar stuff 1325 00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,120 Or something set it down a couple of times 1326 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,120 And then you come back two hours later 1327 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,120 You forgot about it and there's no fizz 1328 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,120 And it's like oh man 1329 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,120 God ew 1330 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,120 That is nice and warm 1331 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,120 Yeah I'm warm too that's the other thing 1332 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,120 That's basically calling it 1333 00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,120 I like that for a kitchen tomorrow 1334 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,120 Yeah you're calling someone pretty much worthless 1335 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,120 Yeah 1336 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,120 Oh this next one is great 1337 00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,120 Strep throat 1338 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,120 That's a pain in the ass 1339 00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,120 Oh 1340 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,120 You 1341 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,120 You strep throat 1342 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,120 Oh 1343 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,120 That's like a 1344 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,120 That's like such a pain in the ass it hurts 1345 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,120 Like hell 1346 00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,120 That's like stay away from 1347 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,120 All cost pain in the ass right 1348 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,120 Yes 1349 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,120 And then last 1350 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,120 And probably least 1351 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,120 Because I almost didn't put this on there 1352 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,120 But I decided I needed another one 1353 00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,120 So this is the best I could do 1354 00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,120 At like midnight 1355 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,120 The other night 1356 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,120 Soggy checks mix 1357 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,120 That's what I thought 1358 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,120 You not saying anything 1359 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,120 Explain it all Rob 1360 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,120 Thank you 1361 00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,120 I'll be here all weekend folks 1362 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,120 Tip your bartenders and waitresses 1363 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,120 And be polite 1364 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,120 So 1365 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,120 Anyhow 1366 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,120 You got anything 1367 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,120 You got something 1368 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,120 Yeah yeah 1369 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,120 It's 1370 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:34,120 Kind of hard to follow that up 1371 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,120 When you want to go on a serious note 1372 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,120 Go ahead 1373 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,120 It's not 1374 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,120 It's telling me in Missouri 1375 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,120 It interfere with 1376 00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,120 The transport of lifestyle 1377 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,120 Just now 1378 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,120 Huh? 1379 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,120 Just now? 1380 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,120 No they used to have cattle wrestlers interfere 1381 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,120 And that's why there's a law against it 1382 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,120 No no no this is 1383 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,120 Going down the road 1384 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,120 Okay 1385 00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,120 Explain 1386 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,120 I'm 1387 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,120 I'm only going to read three photographs 1388 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,120 So get it 1389 00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,120 All my rights groups 1390 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,120 Haven't made a habit 1391 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,120 Of obstructing with 1392 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,120 Transport of cattle 1393 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,120 In southwest Missouri 1394 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,120 But there have been 1395 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,120 Instances elsewhere 1396 00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,120 Such interference in Missouri 1397 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,120 Can result in 1398 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,120 Full and neat criminal charges 1399 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,120 After Governor Mike 1400 00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,120 Parsons recently signed 1401 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,120 The bill 1402 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,120 A fence 1403 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,120 Of interference 1404 00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,120 With transportation 1405 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,120 Of livestock 1406 00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,120 Anyone who intentionally 1407 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,120 Stops a motor vehicle 1408 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,120 Transporting livestock 1409 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,120 Disturbs livestock 1410 00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,120 And find any vehicle 1411 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,120 Causes a 1412 00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:04,120 Delay or places 1413 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,120 A substance on livestock 1414 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,120 That affect 1415 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,120 The tariff or use 1416 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,120 To face serious penalties 1417 00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,120 Including a class 1418 00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,120 Equality 1419 00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,120 Or 1420 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,120 Repeated charges 1421 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,120 Passed fee felony 1422 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,120 Okay 1423 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,120 Okay 1424 00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,120 Um 1425 00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,120 Don't mess with livestock 1426 00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,120 Not in the state of Missouri 1427 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,120 Well I agree with that 1428 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,120 Okay 1429 00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,120 I mean 1430 00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,120 I mean by my Missouri 1431 00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,120 A lot of beef from my livestock 1432 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,120 From out of this state 1433 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,120 No I get it now 1434 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,120 I get it 1435 00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,120 I think 1436 00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,120 What you're mainly talking about 1437 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,120 Is going down the road 1438 00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,120 Yeah I 1439 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,120 The pictures show trucks 1440 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,120 Calling cattle trailers 1441 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,120 And 1442 00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,120 Yeah 1443 00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:14,120 They're through with the transportation 1444 00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,120 Okay 1445 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,120 Alright 1446 00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:22,120 Okay I get it 1447 00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,120 Um 1448 00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,120 Alright 1449 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,120 Well I have an interesting little story 1450 00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,120 Here 1451 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,120 You know Subway? 1452 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,120 Yes 1453 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,120 Okay 1454 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,120 Not the ones in New York but the sandwich shop 1455 00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,120 Many of them they popped up everywhere 1456 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,120 All over the fucking place 1457 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,120 Yes we actually have one in Ganton 1458 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,120 Believe it or not 1459 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,120 I actually know you do it's been there for a while 1460 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,120 So 1461 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,120 Okay 1462 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,120 You know Subway is offering one lucky fan 1463 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,120 An unusual way of snagging free sandwiches 1464 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,120 For the rest of their life 1465 00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:00,120 The fast food chain announced 1466 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,120 That a customer who agrees to legally change 1467 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,120 Their first name to Subway 1468 00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,120 Will be eligible for free 1469 00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,120 Subway sandwiches for life 1470 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,120 Customers who are interested 1471 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,120 In the contest 1472 00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,120 Are asked to visit SubwayNameChange.com 1473 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,120 And commit to legally 1474 00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,120 Changing their first name 1475 00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,120 The offer is valid between August 1st 1476 00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,120 And midnight on August 3rd 1477 00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,120 So the contest is valid 1478 00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,120 Right now if you're dumb enough to get your name changed 1479 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,120 To Subway 1480 00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,120 The contest is only open 1481 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,120 For customers over the age of 18 1482 00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,120 In all 50 US states 1483 00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,120 And Washington DC 1484 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,120 Nebraskans need to be 21 years 1485 00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,120 Or older while Alabama residents 1486 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,120 Need to be at least 19 1487 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,120 Subway will select one 1488 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,120 Lucky winner to earn free sandwiches 1489 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,120 And assume an iconic new identity 1490 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,120 The sandwich chain announced in a 1491 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,120 Press release 1492 00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,120 The businesses also make it easy for the lucky customer 1493 00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,120 By offering to cover any legal 1494 00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,120 Costs that result from the name change 1495 00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:00,120 Alright that's a good step there but 1496 00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,120 I still wouldn't do it 1497 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,120 Get a crappy sandwich what once a week or whatever 1498 00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,120 They determine as a lifetime 1499 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,120 Sandwiches 1500 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,120 Subway will provide the winner 1501 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,120 With money to reimburse them 1502 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:14,120 For legal and processing 1503 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,120 Costs for the name change 1504 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,120 Making it easy and effortless to become Subway 1505 00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,120 And enjoy a lifetime of delicious 1506 00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,120 Subs the press release 1507 00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,120 Subway recently announced that the 1508 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,120 Chain invested more than 80 million 1509 00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,120 In deli meat slicers that can make 1510 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,120 Fresh cold cuts for customers 1511 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,120 New recipes for sandwiches 1512 00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,120 Also added 1513 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,120 Grand Slam ham, garlic roast beef, and turkey 1514 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,120 And blah fucking blah 1515 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,120 And I think that's 1516 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,120 Probably one of the dumbest ideas I've ever 1517 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,120 Heard of what do you think Rob? 1518 00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,120 I 1519 00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,120 I can't 1520 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,120 Think of anybody that I 1521 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,120 Know if I 1522 00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,120 Have ever known that would change your 1523 00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,120 Name to Subway 1524 00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,120 Well I mean 1525 00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,120 Okay first off 1526 00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,120 I would like to know what a lifetime supply was 1527 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,120 Is there talking about a sandwich a week? 1528 00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,120 Or are they talking about a sandwich a day? 1529 00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:12,120 Are we talking about a 1530 00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,120 No no I thought I had 1531 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,120 Breakfast lunch and dinner 1532 00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,120 That's what I'm saying to change my fucking 1533 00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,120 Name to Subway you better be 1534 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,120 Supplying a lot of fucking food to me 1535 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,120 Where I can really save some money 1536 00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,120 By not shopping 1537 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,120 So much 1538 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,120 You better start supplying 1539 00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:32,120 Chips you better start supplying some 1540 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,120 Fridge fries or something 1541 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,120 Yeah something 1542 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,120 Can you imagine being going around being 1543 00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,120 Known as an asshole to change his name 1544 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,120 To Subway 1545 00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:46,120 I mean 1546 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,120 Yeah can you go in for a job 1547 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,120 Interview 1548 00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,120 Subway oh you that asshole 1549 00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,120 Yeah I don't 1550 00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,120 Want to talk about it oh no no let's talk 1551 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,120 About it 1552 00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,120 That was a long time ago 1553 00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,120 I don't know you'd be popular 1554 00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,120 For a while so 1555 00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,120 I mean you'd be in a 1556 00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,120 You'd make some royalties off 1557 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,120 Of it at first 1558 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,120 Well you'd be on 1559 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,120 You'd be on Fallon and 1560 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,120 Kimmel and that other idiot 1561 00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,120 What's his name on CBS 1562 00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,120 The guy that thinks he's a comedian 1563 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,120 But is not 1564 00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,120 Colbert 1565 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,120 You'd make it on all 1566 00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,120 Those shows 1567 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,120 To me that's pretty much all of them 1568 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,120 They all are I can't stand 1569 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,120 Any of them they're a bunch of idiots 1570 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,120 And they're not funny if you ever want to 1571 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,120 If you ever want a 1572 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,120 If you ever want an illustration of what's not 1573 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,120 Funny watch any one of those shows 1574 00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,120 And Saturday Night Live too they're just 1575 00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:48,120 As bad 1576 00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,120 So 1577 00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,120 You'll make it on all those shows 1578 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,120 Yeah they'll make it on all those shows 1579 00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,120 They'll be a big ha ha 1580 00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,120 They'll make fun of you and all that 1581 00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:00,120 And some people 1582 00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:02,120 Will recognize you from that 1583 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,120 For like maybe a month 1584 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,120 And you'll get a ha ha hey 1585 00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,120 And you might get a couple of free beers at the bar 1586 00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:10,120 But other than that 1587 00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,120 If you're getting a sandwich a week for the rest of your life 1588 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,120 You're getting ripped off 1589 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,120 If you're not getting at least one meal a day 1590 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,120 You're getting ripped off 1591 00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:20,120 Matter of fact unlike you I would 1592 00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:22,120 Demand at least two meals a day 1593 00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,120 For the rest of my life 1594 00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,120 Seven days a week 1595 00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:28,120 365 days a year 1596 00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:30,120 And on and on until they fucking 1597 00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,120 Plant your ass or burn you up 1598 00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:34,120 Right 1599 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,120 Well three meals you gotta have breakfast too man 1600 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,120 Well I'm taking it easy on them 1601 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,120 Just saying you know maybe I might do it for two 1602 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,120 Well I wouldn't do it anyhow 1603 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,120 It's not worth it to me 1604 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,120 But I could see where someone could do it 1605 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,120 Where someone would do it 1606 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,120 And I'd be like you know I'm saving a ton of fucking money 1607 00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,120 But then again 1608 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,120 Once you get sick of eating Subway sandwiches 1609 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,120 And you probably about a year later 1610 00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:58,120 Start giving them away 1611 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,120 You know what they're selling 1612 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,120 You know hey 1613 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,120 This is a fucking $30 sandwich 1614 00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,120 Because Subway is so high anymore in my opinion 1615 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,120 You know I mean you might be able 1616 00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,120 To sell them for like $10 1617 00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,120 Or something 1618 00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,120 Just a sandwich or like you said 1619 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,120 Does it come with stuff? Does it come with like a cookie? 1620 00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,120 Does it come with chips? 1621 00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,120 You know with a sandwich is it 6 inch? 1622 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,120 Is it a 12 inch? 1623 00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,120 That's actually really 11 inches or 10 1624 00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,120 You know yeah 1625 00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:32,120 So I'm saying 1626 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,120 Right now that this thing sounds like a horrible 1627 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,120 Idea and whoever does it is an idiot 1628 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:38,120 And I can't wait to see whoever does it 1629 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,120 Because I will commentate on them 1630 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,120 When I see them 1631 00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:44,120 Because I'm pretty sure I'm probably right on that 1632 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,120 So 1633 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,120 Anyhow 1634 00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,120 Um 1635 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,120 Um 1636 00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,120 Let's see 1637 00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,120 I got a little product here 1638 00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:58,120 Before we take a break 1639 00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,120 And then we'll come back with my dear 1640 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,120 Deucebags letter 1641 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,120 You know I talk about the KC Soda Company 1642 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,120 Down at the City Market right? 1643 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,120 And it's cool you know 1644 00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,120 They have my real sugar stuff in bottles 1645 00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:12,120 They have oddities like Kickapoo 1646 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,120 Joy Juice and 1647 00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,120 Other things Nesbitt Orange 1648 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,120 Just to name a few 1649 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:20,120 They have these rare sodas that people 1650 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:22,120 Actually you know that bottle companies 1651 00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,120 Picked up the recipe for 1652 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,120 And are making small batches and selling 1653 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,120 Them to specialty stores like that and it's really cool 1654 00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:30,120 Well I found something very 1655 00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,120 Interesting and I'm getting ready to look at it 1656 00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:34,120 Right here 1657 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,120 It is Coca-Cola 1658 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,120 With maple sugar 1659 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,120 From a maple tree 1660 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,120 From Quebec Canada 1661 00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,120 It was really 1662 00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:48,120 Oh that sounds awesome 1663 00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:50,120 You know what Rob when I come down there to see 38 Special 1664 00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,120 With you I will bring you one 1665 00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,120 I didn't know you would be so interested in it 1666 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,120 It was really good 1667 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:58,120 It was really good 1668 00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:00,120 I love maple syrup 1669 01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,120 Yeah me too but I didn't know how it would be 1670 01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:04,120 In a Coca-Cola right? 1671 01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,120 Oh it is 1672 01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,120 It's 1673 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,120 Caramel or Loot 1674 01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:12,120 I think it would be a great mix 1675 01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:14,120 It was a great mix 1676 01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:16,120 And I did it right 1677 01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,120 I chilled it to probably 1678 01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,120 About 31 degrees 1679 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,120 In a refrigerator 1680 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,120 It was probably about 31 1681 01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,120 Degrees to where there is a little bit of ice 1682 01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,120 Forming on the outside of it 1683 01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:32,120 I popped it open you could see 1684 01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,120 The fog coming from it 1685 01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,120 From the cold 1686 01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:38,120 And I swished it down right there 1687 01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,120 And it was fantastic 1688 01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,120 Wooo 1689 01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,120 Yeah but I don't think 1690 01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,120 They are going to have very many of them 1691 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,120 They were rather high priced 1692 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:50,120 And there was only like 3 or 4 of them 1693 01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:52,120 So when I get back from our little mini vacay 1694 01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:54,120 I will go 1695 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,120 Up there because I got a couple 1696 01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,120 Of days off on the backside too 1697 01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:00,120 I'm going to go see 1698 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,120 Hopefully they still have them I will get you one 1699 01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,120 And if not I will try to order one online 1700 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:06,120 I will get you one and we will enjoy that 1701 01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:08,120 At the 38 Special concert 1702 01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:10,120 While we are listening to So Caught Up in You 1703 01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:12,120 And grabbing each others ass 1704 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,120 Sounds great to me man 1705 01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,120 Yes me too 1706 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,120 Getting a little squeeze from the old 1707 01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:22,120 Buttocks and singing along 1708 01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,120 Singing along to So Caught Up in You 1709 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,120 Little girl, you are the only one 1710 01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,120 That I need 1711 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,120 Let's see what else 1712 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,120 Um 1713 01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,120 So uh 1714 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,120 Let's see what the fuck 1715 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,120 Now I just derailed myself I was going to go somewhere else 1716 01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,120 And I don't know 1717 01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,120 Um 1718 01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:44,120 You are the one that got me down on my knees 1719 01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:46,120 So baby please 1720 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,120 So Caught Up, So Caught Up, So Caught Up in You 1721 01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:50,120 Um 1722 01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,120 Okay you know what 1723 01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:54,120 I'm going to go and end this fucking 1724 01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,120 Abortion right now 1725 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:58,120 And we will be back 1726 01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,120 Yeah it's a good time for a break 1727 01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,120 We will see you fucks on the flip side 1728 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:04,120 It's probably going to be a completely 1729 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:06,120 Different podcast because here we are 1730 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:08,120 At the hour mark and we still haven't 1731 01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,120 Got to our dear douche bags 1732 01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,120 Or our fried foods 1733 01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:14,120 At fair segment or nothing else so 1734 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:16,120 You know what that's just the way this shit's going 1735 01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:18,120 So you know what hang tight and deal with it 1736 01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,120 Fucks we will be back in a little bit 1737 01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:22,120 Say bye Rob 1738 01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:24,120 Bye 1739 01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:26,120 To Douchebagsandmicrophone.net 1740 01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:28,120 Your one stop for everything 1741 01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,120 Douchebaggery 1742 01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:32,120 You want to write us? 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