1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Live from the historic River Market District in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,000 from the banks of the beautiful Crystal Blue Walkers of the Missouri River, 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast. 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors, and horrible pranks? 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 The fuck is wrong with these guys? 6 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:27,000 And now, a brand new feature, strange insults from an alien. 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:35,000 May your mother come to talk to you, and then leave your door slightly ajar, 8 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:39,000 so that you may have to get up and close it. 9 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:43,000 If you love vomit, we have the podcast for you. 10 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Remember to send all male body part photos to Rob Rad's inbox. 11 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Hello, Two Douchebags and Microphone, I'm Mark. 12 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 And I'm Rob. 13 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Alright, so we got all different kinds of weird shit and stuff coming up on this program tonight. 14 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,000 I hope you all like it, and the ones that don't like it, we don't care. 15 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 I mean, you get your money's worth, it's free, right? 16 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,000 I know I'm going to enjoy some of it. 17 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 I know, it sounds like it. 18 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Because I have some surprises for you. 19 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,000 I have some surprises for you. 20 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Are you sick of me like the acoustical risk where all of a sudden I just tear everything up 21 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:33,000 and then just go completely fucking stupid and off the road with everything? 22 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Well, I don't know, I do have my heavy list if you're ready for it. 23 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Yeah, that sounds great. 24 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Let's lead off with the heavy list. 25 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 You still have the hairy ass off. 26 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Yes, we do. 27 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:53,000 And I have another update. 28 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 We'll do that later. 29 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Okay, you're going to do a little teaser, huh? 30 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 No, no, no, no, Mark. 31 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:06,000 I'm going to have to send you a picture to your phone on the air. 32 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Because I want your response on the air. 33 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Okay, you want to do it later, then. 34 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 You asked for this. 35 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:20,000 I'm sorry, I didn't think anyone was actually going to take me up on it. 36 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000 I mean, I actually, I took the promo. 37 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 We'll get into that later. 38 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I took the promo out of the system. 39 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Okay, all right. 40 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:33,000 And I am going to send you this picture. 41 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,000 You're going to look at this picture on the air on your phone. 42 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,000 You want my reaction? 43 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 All right, okay. 44 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:44,000 I can't believe that anyone was dumb enough to listen to me to do this. 45 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 But you know what? 46 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Thank you. 47 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:52,000 No, no, we have a clear cut winner. 48 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 That's all I'm going to say at this point. 49 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Who am I kidding? 50 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 I love this. 51 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 This is awesome. 52 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 I know you do. 53 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,000 You would have loved this back in 85, man. 54 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Oh, God, yeah. 55 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Imagine if we had cell phones and all the technology now in 85. 56 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Oh, my God. 57 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 We'd be in trouble. 58 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 We'd be in trouble. 59 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 We were in enough trouble. 60 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Oh, no, I think the raccoon's out there again. 61 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 The dogs are going ballistic. 62 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:22,000 But anyhow, ladies and gentlemen, that was Foster and Tucker. 63 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,000 And maybe a little bit of Cookie and Otis mixed in with them. 64 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 But anyhow. 65 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:30,000 And hopefully my dogs stay quiet tonight. 66 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:35,000 And I've got a couple extra added temporarily, sir. 67 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Watching somebody's dogs, are you? 68 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Well, my son and his girlfriend, she has a dog and she's now watching her brother's little puppies. 69 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Oh, OK. 70 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 All right. 71 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Those couple rolly appers. 72 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,000 But I'm still fighting this golden lab dude. 73 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Oh, golden lab? 74 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Yeah, that golden lab I told you about that was eating my corpid. 75 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:08,000 It has a fascination with the padding. 76 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Oh, boy. 77 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:14,000 It rips the corpid back and shreds the padding. 78 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Wow. 79 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:20,000 I'm putting the padding back down like puzzle pieces. 80 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 And laying my corpid. 81 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Yeah, it's crazy. 82 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,000 That's between the podcast and that. 83 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 That's what I do on my third time. 84 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Does that tell you about my life? 85 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Yeah, pretty much. 86 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Relay on carpet that the golden lab chewed up and come up with stupid shit to make people grin on a podcast. 87 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 What could possibly be wrong with that? 88 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,000 That sounds like a perfect day to me. 89 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 I love it. 90 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 I love it. 91 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,000 All right, me, I've been dealing with fucking jerk-offs and stupid fucking people all day. 92 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,000 So what do you do? 93 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 That's what you do, you know. 94 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Makes you value your free time a hell of a lot more. 95 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Oh, hell yeah. 96 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Hell yeah. 97 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Now I'd rather be working at this point. 98 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Yeah, I got you. 99 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 At least I know what to expect there. 100 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 I don't know what to expect when I come home. 101 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 I got it. 102 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 I've been in that situation before. 103 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:27,000 This golden lab eats something different every day. 104 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Hopefully he's not devouring that stuff because then you're going to have to take him in and have an operation. 105 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Because I know people that's happened to where they clog the intestine with some shit like that that they can't dissolve in their stomach acid and it clogs up their intestine. 106 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 So be careful. 107 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Honestly, I think I clean up every piece every night. 108 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Okay, so he doesn't eat it. 109 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:58,000 I think he sweats it and I've got to clean it up. 110 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:02,000 That's your middle finger to you for being gone. 111 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Yeah. 112 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 And it's not even my dog. 113 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,000 It's my son's dog tearing my stuff up. 114 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Oh, your son's pretty smart. 115 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Oh, no, my daughter's dog. 116 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 My daughter wanted to get rid of it. 117 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 So we took it in. 118 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:28,000 And now it's Oh, no, it's potty trained. 119 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 It don't do that. 120 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 It's a good dog. 121 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 It's ate up my couch. 122 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:38,000 It's eating my carpet and padding. 123 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Will not go to the bathroom outside. 124 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,000 It waits for like five minutes later after it comes inside. 125 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 You know, the bathroom. 126 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Oh, oh, oh, but I'm talking to a trainer. 127 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,000 So hopefully we can get over here. 128 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Help us out with this. 129 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000 You have not. 130 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Yeah, well, I'm a leader right there. 131 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,000 She's costing a lot of money so far. 132 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:14,000 We're just gonna put it that way. 133 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 But anyway, what you got, man? 134 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Oh, OK. 135 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Well, let's see. 136 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 What have I got here? 137 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,000 I got all kinds of stuff. 138 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 I got us the first ever. 139 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Let's meet off with this straight from Topher's desk. 140 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Right on. 141 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Yeah. 142 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 How's he doing? 143 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 He's doing pretty good. 144 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:37,000 He may even join the podcast again like us two talking. 145 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,000 If I find out how to add him on a three way or something, he might do it. 146 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Or we might just like call up and just do a podcast here and there together. 147 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 I mean, he's doing pretty good. 148 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 I mean, he's just not quite there yet. 149 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 I think he will be involved in the future somewhere. 150 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:55,000 And like I said, what nobody's going to be without. 151 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 You know, we can. 152 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:00,000 I mean, we can do a podcast every damn day as far as I'm concerned. 153 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 I can understand. 154 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Then tell people had to screw him up. 155 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Yeah, he's still bleaching his hand. 156 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Yeah, man. 157 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Yeah, that had to screw you up. 158 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,000 I'm not supposed to be telling this, but he went through some therapy 159 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:18,000 because he blamed himself for touching Kale. 160 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:23,000 And he had night tremors and he was screaming at night. 161 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:27,000 No, don't blame yourself. 162 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 He was therapy. 163 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:33,000 No, the therapist finally got through to him and said to kill people, the evildoers. 164 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Yes, yes. 165 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:42,000 He has PTSD from the Kale and the evildoers that grabbed him and made him touch the Kale. 166 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:46,000 And he realizes that now that it wasn't his fault. 167 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:50,000 But he went through a period where he's blaming himself. 168 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Imagine, imagine. 169 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Now, just hang on. 170 00:08:54,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Now, imagine, Rob, imagine you accidentally touch Kale and you thought it was your fault. 171 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 I cut my fingers off. 172 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 See, that's what Topher is trying to do. 173 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 He's trying to cut his hand off. 174 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 His wife came in there and said, stop, what are you doing? 175 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 He goes, I touched Kale. 176 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 And she started crying. 177 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Oh, man. 178 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 She started crying with him. 179 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,000 And then they went over the whole events. 180 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 We're going to have to talk to him about this. 181 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Thank you, Cindy, his wife. 182 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 They went over the whole events. 183 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Cindy went over the whole events with him. 184 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 And he realized that it wasn't his fault. 185 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:31,000 And then Cindy found a good therapist to send him to because he did touch Kale. 186 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:36,000 And this therapist specializes in Kale touching. 187 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Is he in Harrisonville? 188 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 I'm not sure. 189 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:47,000 He's got to be a little south down in the beef country. 190 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Probably, probably. 191 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Yeah, I can't just say that. 192 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 I've got to know the whole four-point-a. 193 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Some people there think it's OK to touch Kale. 194 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:59,000 I don't like saying this, Rob, but to consume it. 195 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 I'm sorry. 196 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Are you OK? 197 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Are you OK? 198 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Oh. 199 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 I did not mean to. 200 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:09,000 I felt like I had to bring that up as a point to accentuate. 201 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:14,000 People actually consume Kale and think it's OK. 202 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 That's all I want to talk about. 203 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 That's all I want to talk about that. 204 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:24,000 I want to talk about that because... 205 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Yeah. 206 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Yeah. 207 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Topher, it's Topher Strong. 208 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:39,000 We got Topher Strong shirts that were going to be given away to counteract the Kale evildoers. 209 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Topher is better. 210 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 He knows it's not his fault. 211 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:47,000 And he knows that he would have never touched Kale on his own accord because he despises it 212 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,000 like a real man. 213 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:55,000 So, you evildoers, if I ever catch you, that's it. 214 00:10:55,000 --> 00:11:00,000 I'm going to eat a big steak in front of you so you cry. 215 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:06,000 So, anyhow, he does have video of when he shook his fists at him and threatened violence, 216 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:11,000 and they all started crying, and the little man buns fell apart and stuff. 217 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 And they didn't know what to do. 218 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,000 The little man bun came apart while he was yelling at him and threatened violence. 219 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:19,000 And they all started crying, and they huddled in a corner and held each other in the fetal 220 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000 position. 221 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,000 He has video of it. 222 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:26,000 Well, my cousin's heavy motor from West Virginia. 223 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Uh-huh. 224 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Oh, yeah? 225 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,000 I'll let you in on that later. 226 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Okay. 227 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Okay. 228 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Once... 229 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Is this something not for public consumption? 230 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Is that it? 231 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Well... 232 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,000 No, it is. 233 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:49,000 Well, no, it's not, but my cousins are not off duty yet. 234 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Okay, good. 235 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,000 We need them to go after these. 236 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Yeah, we don't have Topher back, or his parents. 237 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 They still kidnapped him. 238 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,000 They still kidnapped him, and they still made him touch kale. 239 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000 And all those God awful kale videos, they made him watch. 240 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 We have not forgotten it, and we will not forget it. 241 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,000 We're Topher strong here, and we're not letting it go. 242 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,000 We're not letting it go. 243 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,760 We're not letting it go. 244 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:23,320 So if you are on the wrong side, the Kale side, you will be dealt with and your punishment 245 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:28,920 will be strict, fierce, and just. 246 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:33,440 So this is your one warning to the Kale evildoers that did this. 247 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,440 We're going to find you. 248 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:38,720 We're going to root you out of your, what did George W. Bush say, your holes? 249 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:41,080 We're going to smoke them out of their holes. 250 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,600 We're going to smoke them out of their holes. 251 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,520 We're going to get them. 252 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,840 We're going to get every one of them. 253 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:51,560 We're going to round them up and we're going to make them pay for their evil sins. 254 00:12:51,560 --> 00:13:00,640 So anyhow, without any further ado, this is the very first and I will have a voice guy 255 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:06,840 on it and I have a regular plug for this straight from Topher's desk. 256 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:11,160 Alright, first off I got to say this. 257 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,960 To display the American flag, there are plenty of rules. 258 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,600 Such as at night the flag has to be lit up with some sort of light. 259 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,760 The pole has to be 90 degrees, you know, upright. 260 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,760 It can't be leaning. 261 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,960 Free of wear and tear. 262 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:28,040 There's many other rules in place. 263 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:38,040 Topher found this out, allegedly, Disney World and Disneyland both purposely have American 264 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:42,760 flags with flaws in them so the flag rules do not apply to them. 265 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,400 Some flags may have one. 266 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,400 What? 267 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,400 Yes. 268 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,200 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? 269 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:53,200 They deliberately have flags that have flaws in them so they don't have to follow the flag 270 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,200 rules. 271 00:13:56,200 --> 00:14:08,200 Some flags may have one too many stars or stripes or border inconsistencies. 272 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:12,960 Disney doesn't have to follow any rules pertaining to the American flag usage because they're 273 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:16,600 not really an American flag. 274 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:23,040 At Disney World and Disneyland, the other part of this is all the employers are taught 275 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:26,760 to use the two finger point that Walt Disney used to do. 276 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:31,640 The reason he always used the two finger point was because he always had a cigarette in his 277 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,640 hands. 278 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:39,000 The smoke was airbrushed out of his hands so it would appear that he was just doing 279 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:47,080 the two finger point but naturally, you know, it was because he had a throat burner in his 280 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,080 fingers. 281 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:53,080 That's funny because did you read that? 282 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:56,080 I was lighting a cigarette. 283 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,080 Well, yeah. 284 00:14:57,080 --> 00:15:00,240 I just stepped outside the light and said, great. 285 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:06,400 I guess the people at Disney thought that they couldn't show actually Walt smoking a 286 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,600 cigarette which he liked. 287 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,600 He was very fond of doing. 288 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,680 I could see that. 289 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:18,280 So yeah, he was always doing that two finger point. 290 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:22,840 That's because they airbrushed the cigarette out of his fingers and so it always looked 291 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:27,440 like he did a two finger point when actually there was a cigarette burner right in between 292 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:28,920 his two fingers. 293 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,320 So there you go. 294 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:37,120 The American flags that aren't quite the American flags and a throat burner between the index 295 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:42,440 and the middle finger makes it look like he's pointing with two fingers but he was not. 296 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:46,240 He actually had a smoke in between them and they airbrushed it out. 297 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:53,240 So that is this edition of straight from Topher's desk and we thank you Topher and we're glad 298 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:58,840 you're on the road to recovery from the evil doers and the Kales, the evil doer Kale people. 299 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:02,200 And we are still praying for you. 300 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,200 Yes, we are. 301 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,200 Yes, we are. 302 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,200 We are Topher Strong. 303 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,640 We are Topher Strong. 304 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:18,080 So Rob, you had a heavy list that you're pretty proud of and you can't wait to just throw 305 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,080 this shit at me, can you? 306 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,080 Do you want to get to that now? 307 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,080 I don't know. 308 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,080 Do you feel like it? 309 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,320 Well, it's up to you. 310 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,880 Okay, hang on. 311 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:32,760 I've got a music story and then we'll go straight. 312 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:38,920 Do the music story and then that can lead into your musical list. 313 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:44,920 That'll work because I'm about to introduce the world that somebody knew. 314 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:45,920 All righty. 315 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:46,920 Okay. 316 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:47,920 That's what I'm going to say. 317 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:52,160 Nikki Sixx, you know, we've been talking about him quite a bit lately. 318 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,160 Yeah. 319 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,160 All right. 320 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:59,360 Nikki Sixx said in an interview the other day, there was one band that they could tour 321 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:04,240 with that would just put the industry on its side. 322 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:08,440 He finally started saying what band it was because he'd been hinting about this for a 323 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,440 while. 324 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,640 He was talking about Guns N' Roses. 325 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:12,960 I do agree with him. 326 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:18,160 I think Guns and Motley tour would be excellent. 327 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,160 They've never toured together. 328 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,960 Guns has never opened up for Motley. 329 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,280 They've never been particularly fond of each other from what I could tell. 330 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:30,720 Also Axl and Vince almost got into a fight, but I'm going to go into that here in a little 331 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,720 bit. 332 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:35,600 He was talking about G&R and I agree with him, but I think a few things need to happen before 333 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:41,280 Guns would even entertain such an idea because Guns is already selling out Arrowhead Stadiums. 334 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,320 They're already selling out stadiums. 335 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:48,480 Now, they have Alice in Chains and Carrie Underwear with them and who else? 336 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,880 That reminds me of something. 337 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:51,880 Okay. 338 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:52,880 I forgot. 339 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,480 I think there are other bands. 340 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,560 God, who was it? 341 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,200 I can't think of it. 342 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:01,240 There's some interesting bands on there, but anyhow. 343 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:09,960 One, Vince and Axl still hate each other supposedly from the car crash that killed Razzle Dingley 344 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,520 from Hanoi Rocks. 345 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:19,240 Reportedly, Axl was furious over that and also Vince's very small jail sentence that 346 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,240 he received. 347 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,320 I remember that story. 348 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:27,640 Well since then, Vince and Michael Moreau had made peace and Moreau was the singer for 349 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,360 Hanoi Rocks. 350 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,240 Axl should follow. 351 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,640 That's if they're on a tour together because I don't know if Guns and Rosey are going to 352 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,640 take them up on it. 353 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,360 Why would they? 354 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:43,000 Guns at least, at the very least, puts on a two hour show. 355 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,120 They lay it all out on the stage. 356 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,680 They really put on a great show. 357 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:54,960 They have a brass section as well as a top tier live musicians on stage doing different 358 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:55,960 parts of the show. 359 00:18:55,960 --> 00:19:01,240 They have many guitarists that come on and co-star with Slash. 360 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,640 They have really good musicians. 361 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,440 Like I said, they have a brass section. 362 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,120 They are a top notch show. 363 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:14,320 They have all these different intricate pieces and they have songs that are intricate too 364 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:18,640 that make a lot of... There was Appetite for Destruction which was Gutter Rock and 365 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:22,520 then Use Your Illusion 1 and 2 were a lot of intricate pieces. 366 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:29,760 Yeah, Appetite for Destruction is the album that we grew up doing them by. 367 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,760 Yeah. 368 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:41,280 Use Your Illusion 1 and 2, they had a lot of pieces that were orchestrated. 369 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,680 They weren't quite gutter rock anymore. 370 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,640 They grew up a little bit. 371 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:50,960 So Convince... Actually, another thing that I'd like to know is because they have this 372 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:57,240 over two hour show with Guns N' Roses and they have top notch musicians playing, so 373 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:01,400 could Convince actually do a two hour show? 374 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,000 He's horribly out of shape. 375 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,000 His voice is... I don't think his voice could hold up. 376 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 No, his voice is questionable at best. 377 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,040 We've talked about this before. 378 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:16,840 At one point, he had an eight octave voice. 379 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,840 Eight? 380 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,840 I don't think it was eight. 381 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:21,840 It wasn't eight. 382 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:22,840 That's called Irid. 383 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,840 Okay. 384 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:28,600 And then you later mentioned you read like a six octave. 385 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,520 Oh, that was Axl Rose. 386 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,520 That was Axl Rose. 387 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,520 Not Big Snow. 388 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:38,200 Supposedly Axl Rose has like a six octave voice or something like that. 389 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,680 It's the way he sings. 390 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:44,360 He sings rock so he doesn't need it with the way he sings. 391 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,400 But supposedly that's what the word is. 392 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,400 So anyhow. 393 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:52,480 No, Vince... Oh man, I know the vocal end of it. 394 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:57,440 It's left on your voice all them years. 395 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,280 It don't matter what kind of music you're doing. 396 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,280 No, I know. 397 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,280 I know. 398 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:05,440 And Vince has got a great voice when it's good. 399 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,440 Don't get me wrong. 400 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,440 Yes, he does. 401 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,440 Can Nicky... I've heard some of his songs. 402 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:15,000 I've heard some other things he did later which I will bring up at a later date. 403 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Okay. 404 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:21,720 Another album I discovered of his that I did not know he did. 405 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:22,720 Of Vince Neil? 406 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:23,720 I'm like wow. 407 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:24,720 But anyway. 408 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,720 All right. 409 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:34,920 Can Nicky contain his huge ego long enough for a tour with a band as large as Guns? 410 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,840 That's very... It's very questionable. 411 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,480 He's had problems with other bands. 412 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,640 He's had a lot of problems with other bands. 413 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,400 He seems to have a problem getting along with some bands. 414 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,440 I mean there was the God Smack. 415 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:49,840 They had a big old fight with them and they said that he was a prima donna that ran around 416 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,480 going you can't do this. 417 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,480 This is our tour. 418 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,480 You can't do that. 419 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,480 You can't do this. 420 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,480 And over manage everything. 421 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,400 And they got sick of Nicky and they're like... They started saying fuck you and they 422 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,840 wrote that song with crying like a bitch about Nicky Six. 423 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:06,320 Is that what that song's about? 424 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,320 Yes it is. 425 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,320 It's about Nicky Six. 426 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:14,040 I just... I was getting ready to say I just discovered God Smack. 427 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,200 I never got a God Smack till lately. 428 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,200 I was never a huge fan of theirs. 429 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,200 I think of some of it as bland. 430 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,200 Yeah. 431 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,200 Yeah. 432 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,200 Okay. 433 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,200 So that was about Nicky Six. 434 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,200 About Nicky Six and then touring with him. 435 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,200 That explains a lot. 436 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,200 That explains a lot. 437 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:35,760 And I personally I think it may not be a good idea except for money and bragging rights. 438 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:41,680 I think that if they do ever tour together that about halfway through it's going to be 439 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:45,560 doomed because I don't think Axel has a hell of a... 440 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:46,560 Yeah. 441 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:47,560 That'll be done. 442 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:48,560 Axel has a hell of a... 443 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,560 They'll make it the whole tour. 444 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,560 Axel has a hell of an ego too. 445 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:57,040 So between Axel and Nicky and Vince not being able to cut the mustard and Tommy Lee being 446 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,320 a fucking stupid ass like he always is and... 447 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,320 Yeah. 448 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,320 They call their egos and destroy it. 449 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,320 Yeah. 450 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,320 Yeah. 451 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:13,520 So anyhow I was surprised that Nicky let loose with that actually because if Gunn says 452 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:17,880 no fucking way that's going to make him look like a stupid ass and Nicky's not into the 453 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:21,320 business of him looking like a stupid ass. 454 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,320 Right. 455 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:33,040 So anyhow so we go from that discussion to more music discussion where I let you have 456 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:39,200 the table and you tell me and everybody out there about your heavy list. 457 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,720 So at the count of nothing go. 458 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:53,240 Which is heavy guitar just getting into it playing and just so you know Mark. 459 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:54,480 Okay. 460 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:58,840 I kind of reached out this week. 461 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,840 I had 12. 462 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:06,520 Which you know I normally don't have that many on our list. 463 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,520 I know. 464 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,440 I'm kind of reaching for you there. 465 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,440 Okay. 466 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:24,480 But in like the last hour and a half, two hours before we got in contact to do this 467 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,480 I discovered somebody. 468 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,480 Are they first or last? 469 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,480 I had a couple of people that I knew that I knew. 470 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:31,560 Are they first or last? 471 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,360 I had a number 13 in my list. 472 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,960 Add a number 13 that's fine. 473 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,000 Who knows I may come up with 30. 474 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000 Who the fuck knows? 475 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000 No. 476 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000 It's our show. 477 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000 We can do what we want. 478 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000 We're just a world of somebody. 479 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Alright. 480 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,760 We are all ears. 481 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:50,760 Okay. 482 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,800 I was finalizing my list. 483 00:24:53,800 --> 00:25:01,920 I actually I had it finalized I was just like Santa Claus going checking it twice you know. 484 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:02,920 Okay. 485 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:08,640 And I ran across this YouTube video. 486 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,520 Okay. 487 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:15,640 And I want everybody to check this out. 488 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:25,440 I want everybody I'm telling you Mark this kid is the next Zach Wilde. 489 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,440 Okay. 490 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,400 And what is this kid's name? 491 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,400 Okay. 492 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:40,440 I ran across this video and the video on YouTube when you go look it up nine year old guitarist 493 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:47,800 Taj T-A-J Jarrant F-A-R-R-A-N-T. 494 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:48,800 Okay. 495 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:57,880 While the judges Australia Got Talent 2019. 496 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,680 I will look that up after the podcast. 497 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:01,680 Okay. 498 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:09,160 Well that's what got that's what distracted me for the last hour and a half because I 499 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,360 did more research into this kid dude. 500 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:13,360 Okay. 501 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:26,720 Well I have some wow this kid has since that and by the way he did not win Australia's 502 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,720 Got Talent. 503 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:36,280 Which by the way when he was on there he was nine years old. 504 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:45,200 Where do we do the heavy acts when where do we do the heavy acts win on those talent shows. 505 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:52,440 Well no it's just the way he played that guitar. 506 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:56,200 That's what got my no. 507 00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:00,000 Okay I have where I wrote it. 508 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,280 Okay here's what he plays. 509 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,280 Okay. 510 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:10,920 In that one just in that one clip. 511 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:11,920 Okay what is it? 512 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:12,920 Crazy Train. 513 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:13,920 Into Black and Black. 514 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:23,960 Into a G and R song which I was so already so amazed I couldn't recognize. 515 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:24,960 Okay. 516 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,000 And then he went into Spare Way to Heaven. 517 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Okay. 518 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000 Wow. 519 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Nine years old dude. 520 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Okay so he's your number. 521 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000 Nine. 522 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,000 He's your number thirteen. 523 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:39,280 Well it's not for that song. 524 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,280 What song is it? 525 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,800 Like I said I did I went I went back on YouTube. 526 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,560 He's got this one. 527 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:53,960 Posh Farron Rock Ballad Jam. 528 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:54,960 Rock Ballad Jam. 529 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:55,960 Alright I'll look that up. 530 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:56,960 Everybody out there look it up. 531 00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:08,120 He's sitting down with his guitar dude he's like 19 years old and some other background 532 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:11,120 on his kit. 533 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,120 Okay. 534 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:23,520 Check out Taz and Janelle Farron live on Ohio Morning Show. 535 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,520 Okay. 536 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,160 That's his sister she's a drum player. 537 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,160 Okay. 538 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:39,080 He does a Taz Farron Live Simple Man March 17th, 2023. 539 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,080 Okay. 540 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:41,080 Listen to that. 541 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,080 Okay. 542 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,080 He's played with Kiss. 543 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,080 Okay. 544 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:59,440 He's uh when he was 12 years old okay check out 12 year old kills This is a Man's World 545 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,440 by James Brown. 546 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:03,440 Okay. 547 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,440 Okay. 548 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,800 Check that one out. 549 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,800 Okay. 550 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,800 This kid is a prodigy. 551 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:14,600 I'm telling the world watch for Taz Farron. 552 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:15,600 Alright cool. 553 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:20,600 Alright now I'm interested in your other 12. 554 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:25,600 Oh no dude he's still a kid man. 555 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,600 He's still yeah. 556 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,600 Yes. 557 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,600 Okay cool. 558 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,480 Everybody knows about him and they're going to check him out. 559 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,480 What's your number 12? 560 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,480 Yes. 561 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:36,480 Okay number 12. 562 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:42,360 I have to go Back in Black ACDC. 563 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,360 Very good song. 564 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,360 Alright. 565 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,120 Sounds good. 566 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,120 Number 11. 567 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:55,680 Bad motor scooter of Montrose. 568 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,000 That's a good one. 569 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Yeah. 570 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,800 Yeah the tone on that. 571 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,460 I told you I've been doing my research. 572 00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:04,660 That's really good. 573 00:30:04,660 --> 00:30:05,660 That's good. 574 00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:06,660 Real good. 575 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:08,720 Because that is a heavy song. 576 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:15,000 It's not like heavy like people would think like it's heavy in its own way. 577 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,080 It was heavy in the 70s. 578 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,080 Yes. 579 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,640 It was a groundbreaking song. 580 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,200 That's a very good one. 581 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,200 Yeah. 582 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,200 Excellent man. 583 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,200 Good job. 584 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,200 Alrighty. 585 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,200 Number 10. 586 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,200 Swift black Cadillac. 587 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,200 Quite a ride. 588 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,200 Wow you're reaching back there. 589 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,200 Oh dude. 590 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:42,520 That was my favorite album when I was in junior high. 591 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:46,520 Yeah that was a lot of people's favorite album. 592 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:50,600 That would be mental health. 593 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,600 Mental health. 594 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,600 Yeah mental health. 595 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,600 Let me tell you man. 596 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,600 This list was a very struggle. 597 00:30:54,600 --> 00:31:00,600 There was a lot that got left off of it. 598 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,880 My list is just fucked dude. 599 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:08,120 Because I don't know what I'm going to cut out. 600 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,640 Wait till the next list. 601 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,640 Okay. 602 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,400 We're both in trouble. 603 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,400 I know. 604 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:18,840 I'm in trouble on this list dude because I cannot fucking. 605 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,720 I'm just going to have to like roll the dice on a few of them because I really don't know 606 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:23,840 what to cut out. 607 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,080 Especially the later ones. 608 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,360 The top five are secure. 609 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,000 Anything after that man. 610 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,280 I don't know man. 611 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,760 That's just how I feel per day. 612 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,760 But go ahead with your list. 613 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:38,960 Oh no honestly this list right here could have been the top 100. 614 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:39,960 I know. 615 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,600 And like I said I'm reaching. 616 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,680 I'm a little down to 13 and I had an excellent. 617 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:50,480 Everybody check out Toss for Rock by the way. 618 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:51,480 Yes. 619 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,480 Okay so now we're down to 10 right? 620 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,480 No. 621 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,120 Slate Black Cowlack was number 10. 622 00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,120 Okay number 9. 623 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,120 Number 9. 624 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,120 Stranglehold. 625 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,120 10 Nuget. 626 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,120 Oh yeah. 627 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,120 That song is. 628 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:11,040 I've seen three times live in concert. 629 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,760 That song has such a build up. 630 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:17,360 I thought I shouldn't went with a different song. 631 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,360 No I think that song is. 632 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,360 Like I said. 633 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,360 Dude that song. 634 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,520 I will listen down from 100. 635 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,120 That song is perfect Rob. 636 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,120 Perfect. 637 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,640 I agree with it. 638 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,640 Alrighty. 639 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,640 Number 8. 640 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,640 Ace of Spades. 641 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:34,640 Motorhead. 642 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:35,640 Cool. 643 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,640 Very cool. 644 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,640 Bird in Orin. 645 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,640 Bird in Jammin. 646 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:39,640 Oh Motorhead. 647 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,640 They were heavy. 648 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:45,640 They were known to blow out people's ear drums like my brother. 649 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,040 Well you want it heavy I can get a little heavy there. 650 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:51,600 My brother's ear drums were never the same after the Motorhead concert he was front row 651 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,600 in. 652 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,600 I'm serious he could not hear the same after that. 653 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,600 He said he couldn't hear for three days. 654 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:02,760 He said he started hurting his head so bad that he had to backtrack and go back to like 655 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,600 the 30th row because his head hurt so bad from the sound. 656 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:11,040 I'm going to ask what row was he on? 657 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,040 He had front. 658 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,040 He and his son. 659 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,040 He had the backtrack to the 30th? 660 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:22,440 Him and his oldest son weaseled their way up to the front only to be like fuck this 661 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,440 and run back. 662 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,520 I've done that before too though. 663 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:30,080 I got up to the front and everybody's pushing you against the barrier and then the fucking 664 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,160 bouncers are pushing you back into them. 665 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,160 No fun. 666 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:39,760 Okay remember what you just said because I have something for you after that. 667 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,240 Okay alright go ahead with your list. 668 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,240 Okay where was I? 669 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,240 Um Ted Nugent. 670 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,240 Okay. 671 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,240 No Motorhead. 672 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,240 Okay Motorhead. 673 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,240 Okay number seven. 674 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:59,960 Heaven and Hell, Dio and Iommi. 675 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:00,960 You mean Black Sabbath? 676 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:01,960 Oh yeah. 677 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:02,960 Okay. 678 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:10,560 Okay Heaven and Hell was actually Black Sabbath with Ronnie Dio because I think Ozzie and Sharon 679 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:14,600 had a lawsuit against them over the name Black Sabbath so they had to change their name to 680 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:20,800 Heaven and Hell but when that song came out they were Black Sabbath yes. 681 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,400 Oh sorry. 682 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,400 No no no no no no. 683 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,400 Sorry it was Die Young. 684 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,400 Oh Die Young yeah yeah. 685 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,400 It was Heaven and Hell. 686 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,400 The song Die Young I'm sorry. 687 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:35,560 Okay that's fine that's good but what he's talking about Heaven and Hell is Black Sabbath 688 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,200 with Ronnie James Dio in it. 689 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,200 It was when they split up. 690 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,200 Well it was uh yeah. 691 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,920 Oh are you talking about a different version of it that I'm unaware of? 692 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:50,040 No it was the band Heaven and Hell Dio and Iommi. 693 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,040 Was Geezer Beller with them? 694 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,040 It was Vinny Apacy with them? 695 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:57,040 Oh well doesn't matter go ahead keep going. 696 00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:01,160 I just signed this one yesterday dude. 697 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,920 Okay anyhow go ahead that's a great. 698 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,400 But I fell in love with that song. 699 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:10,600 Oh that's on side two of Heaven and Hell man that is oh it's a fantastic song anyhow go 700 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:11,600 ahead. 701 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:17,240 Okay number six I gotta bring in my new man. 702 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:21,520 Statue 3 Black Label Society. 703 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,160 Zach Wilde. 704 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,640 You see my I'll get to mine later on. 705 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,960 I have a black label in there too. 706 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:30,960 I have a black label in there too. 707 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,760 We will be about to get interesting here in the next few. 708 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,760 Okay alright I can't wait. 709 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:44,000 Yeah I love Statue 3 man that's just a fucking hard chart yeah I love it. 710 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,480 He's got a lot of them. 711 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,760 Anyhow go ahead. 712 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:56,880 Number five goes to Mr. Randy Rhoades for Crazy Dream. 713 00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:01,960 Cool and that would be Ozzy Osbourne but you're talking about Randy Rhoades playing 714 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:02,960 in particular. 715 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:03,960 Yes yes yeah. 716 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:04,960 Yeah. 717 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:05,960 Crazy Dream yeah. 718 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:12,960 Back then at that time that was just phenomenal then yeah. 719 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:20,720 Randy just Randy opened up music I think at that point. 720 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,720 I would agree. 721 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:25,120 A lot of different guitars he was running in. 722 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,640 I mean it's been argued that. 723 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,440 Not really by the hard rock and sound. 724 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,440 People say that. 725 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,800 To the top 40. 726 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:38,720 People claim that in the in the it's on the Netflix series I forgot the name of it but 727 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:44,680 people claim that Randy Rhoades actually came up with a tap the eight finger tap like Eddie 728 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,680 was doing. 729 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,320 They said they saw him do it first on stage. 730 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,320 Really? 731 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,320 Yeah I don't know. 732 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,320 How am I going to go into that? 733 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:57,120 There's no way of knowing because it's just a bunch of he said she said stuff and people 734 00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,640 that were there that supposedly saw the first one you know. 735 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:10,800 But for back in the day when that song came out and we remember that very well that he 736 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:14,720 just laid it down in that song. 737 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:15,720 Oh yeah. 738 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:16,720 Nobody had that technology. 739 00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:17,720 Nobody had that. 740 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:18,720 I agree. 741 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:24,920 So I gotta give that he's got my number five. 742 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:29,520 Okay sounds like a good choice. 743 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,960 Number four. 744 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,320 Ride the Lightning Metallica. 745 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,080 That's a good one. 746 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,520 Very good one. 747 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:40,520 Sounds good. 748 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,520 Very good. 749 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,520 Number three pains me very much. 750 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,520 I know. 751 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:53,040 After number five number three pains me very much. 752 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,440 Okay. 753 00:37:54,440 --> 00:38:01,960 My number three also went to crazy train was Zach Wild. 754 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,800 Okay. 755 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:07,800 Zach Wild had the technology Randy did. 756 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,800 And Zach was the stuff that did that. 757 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,000 Well guitarists have evolved in the last 30 years. 758 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,480 Guitarists have evolved so much. 759 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,440 That's what I was saying. 760 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,880 I had to add both of them. 761 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,120 You have six year old kids playing crazy train now. 762 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,120 You know I mean. 763 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,120 Oh dude I know this kids lazy. 764 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,000 Well happens all the time. 765 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000 So. 766 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000 But no. 767 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:37,640 My number three goes to Ozzy crazy train with Zach Wild. 768 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,080 He sounds great doing it. 769 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,080 So yeah why not. 770 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:47,840 No well he like I said I gave tribute to Randy because Randy brought something that nobody 771 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,840 else. 772 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:53,520 There are some parallels in our list that you're not going to believe when I bring it 773 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:54,520 out. 774 00:38:54,520 --> 00:39:01,640 Thirty years later Zach comes out with the same song and adds new technology. 775 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,640 Zach Slating. 776 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:03,640 Yes. 777 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,640 Zach Slating. 778 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:05,640 Yes. 779 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:06,640 Alrighty. 780 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:07,640 Number two. 781 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:08,640 Med shovel by Sting. 782 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:09,640 I'll have to go re-listen to that. 783 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,640 Okay. 784 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,640 Number two. 785 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:19,320 Med shovel by Sting. 786 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,320 I'll have to go re-listen to that. 787 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,320 I don't quite remember it. 788 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,320 Dude it's hard all the way through. 789 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:23,320 Okay. 790 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,320 And it's shocking coming out of me that I have just recently become a Sting fan. 791 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,320 I know you're telling me about the Aaron Lewis. 792 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,320 And I'm just one of the hard guys. 793 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,320 It caught my number two on there. 794 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,320 Okay. 795 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,320 Okay. 796 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,320 Now I'm going to go to the next one. 797 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:31,320 Number three. 798 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,320 Number two. 799 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,320 Number three. 800 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,320 Number two. 801 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,320 Number two. 802 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,320 Number two. 803 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,320 Number two. 804 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:38,320 Number two. 805 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,320 Number two. 806 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,320 Number two. 807 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,320 Number two. 808 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,320 Number two. 809 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,320 Now I'm really anxious. 810 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:44,320 You went through some different bands. 811 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:45,320 Quite a different thing. 812 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,320 So what would be? 813 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:47,320 I just threw it out last week. 814 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,320 I'm throwing y'all out this week. 815 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:49,320 It's very cool. 816 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,320 I love it. 817 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:59,320 So what would be, Rob, what is your number one heavy song? 818 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:05,520 It is another YouTube song. 819 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,520 You have to go and watch. 820 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,520 Okay. 821 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,520 I will have to. 822 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,520 That's what it's called. 823 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,520 If you want to look at this version. 824 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:18,520 I'm going to. 825 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:30,400 I can't right now because of copyright stuff. 826 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,400 I can't put it on the podcast. 827 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,400 But, yeah. 828 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:40,400 You will have to see a slaying best. 829 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,400 Yeah. 830 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,400 Yep. 831 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,400 Yep. 832 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,160 You know, podcasts, you can say a lot of stuff and do a lot of stuff. 833 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:49,000 But it's not completely free like I told you the other day when remember I told you when 834 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000 we got to. 835 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000 No, no. 836 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000 I'm just reading you the name on YouTube. 837 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000 Okay. 838 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000 No, no, no. 839 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,000 I'm going to go look it out. 840 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,640 I'm going to check that out. 841 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,240 It sounds great. 842 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:02,840 So all right, Rob. 843 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:03,840 That's a great list. 844 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:04,840 Okay. 845 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:05,840 But, but, but. 846 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:06,840 Yeah. 847 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:11,840 I had the finals between the two. 848 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:12,840 Okay. 849 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:20,480 Between Jack Wild and Slash, who you child played same song side by side. 850 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,480 I have a finals. 851 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,480 Okay. 852 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,480 Yes. 853 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,480 My boat went to Slash. 854 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:29,480 Okay. 855 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:34,480 Like I said, watch the video. 856 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:41,080 Just so you know, Jack Wild's doing the singing. 857 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,080 I figured that. 858 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,080 Slash doesn't, Slash doesn't sing. 859 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,080 Yeah. 860 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:50,080 So I think Slash kind of takes it over, man. 861 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,080 Slash slays it. 862 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,080 Okay. 863 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,080 I'll have to check it out. 864 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,080 All right. 865 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,080 Okay. 866 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,080 Hang on. 867 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,080 All right. 868 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,080 Thank you, Rob. 869 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,080 Hang on one minute. 870 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,080 I'll be right back. 871 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:09,200 As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum, two douchebags in a microphone. 872 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:21,680 And now, a brand new feature, strange consults from an alien. 873 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:30,360 Why you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks. 874 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,680 Oh, Lord. 875 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:40,080 That man just saw a puppy in half. 876 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,360 Hey there. 877 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,360 Don't worry. 878 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,360 I have a clown nose. 879 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:49,560 Oh, no. 880 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,240 That drunk guy just hit my child. 881 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,240 It is okay. 882 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:54,240 I have a clown nose. 883 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:55,240 Clown nose. 884 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,240 Just put one on and you can do anything. 885 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,240 Want to run for office? 886 00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,240 Murder people in public? 887 00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,240 Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs. 888 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:00,240 Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. 889 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:15,240 Grab one today and make magic happen. 890 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:21,200 Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags. 891 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:29,440 Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in three, two, one. 892 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:33,360 All right. 893 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,360 Two douchebags in a microphone. 894 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:36,360 I'm Mark. 895 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:37,360 And I'm Rob. 896 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,360 All righty. 897 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:45,760 Did you hear about Travis Kelsey trying to get his number to Taylor Swift when she was 898 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,760 in town? 899 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,000 Why would he do that? 900 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,640 Power couple thoughts maybe? 901 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:54,640 I don't know. 902 00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:58,080 I mean, he's dated better looking women than that. 903 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:01,520 I thought he was with somebody. 904 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,560 He was, but I guess they broke up again. 905 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:04,560 They were on and off. 906 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,560 I forgot her name. 907 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,560 Oh, I was. 908 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,560 Yeah. 909 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,400 I think they broke up again, but she was gorgeous. 910 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,400 Whoever I forgot her. 911 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:18,320 Oh, well anyhow, the Kansas City Chiefs player shared on his podcast, New Heights with Jason 912 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:24,840 and Travis Kelsey, which he co-hosts with his brother that he had attempted to slide 913 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:29,640 his digits as superstar singer during one of her concerts. 914 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:35,440 I was disappointed that she doesn't talk before or after her shows because she has to save 915 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:39,360 her voice for the 44 songs that she sings. 916 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:44,120 He told his brother after Jason mentioned he knew Travis had gone to see the show and 917 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,360 asked about it. 918 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:50,800 So I was a little better, but I didn't get to hand her one of my bracelets I made for 919 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,800 her. 920 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:55,440 So he made her a bracelet. 921 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,440 That's right. 922 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,320 The tight end made her a special bracelet. 923 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,880 And look what you made him do, Taylor. 924 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:08,200 Swift is currently traveling with on her Eris tour. 925 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:13,720 If you're up on Taylor Swift concerts, they're friendship bracelets and I received a bunch 926 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:15,100 of them being there. 927 00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:18,880 But I wanted to give Taylor Swift one with my number on it, he said. 928 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,600 So he made this bracelet with his number on it, hoping she'd call him. 929 00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:27,440 When his brother asked if he meant his jersey number or his phone number, Travis Kelsey 930 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,280 quipped, you know which one. 931 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:36,480 Speaking of numbers, the pair share 33 and that is both their ages. 932 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,440 But back to the game. 933 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:45,600 Kelsey said she doesn't meet anybody or at least she didn't want to meet me. 934 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,480 So I took it personal. 935 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:51,080 His brother who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles football team noticed that perhaps 936 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:55,880 Swift had some bad blood over the Kansas City Chiefs winning this year's Super Bowl over 937 00:45:55,880 --> 00:46:03,800 Jason Kelsey's team as according to him, she's a big Eagles fan. 938 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,720 So maybe it wasn't exactly Travis Kelsey. 939 00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:11,080 Maybe it was the fact that she was an Eagles fan and she was a little fucking irritated 940 00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:16,080 that he won. 941 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:23,800 So that's a pretty interesting story, you know. 942 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,520 I love the way he just came clean with it and said, man, yeah, you know, she fucking 943 00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,920 didn't want anything to do with it. 944 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:36,400 So anyhow, you know we're always picking on gen zoomers, right? 945 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,400 Oh, please do. 946 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,760 Oh, I've got a really good story about it. 947 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,120 Oh, please do. 948 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:54,080 You know, Gen Zoom women are doing a new thing to keep the men away. 949 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,080 18? 950 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,080 I'm not kidding you. 951 00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,400 Yes, 18, 19. 952 00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,400 I don't know. 953 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,400 I don't know what the fuck. 954 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,400 Yeah, they're my sons age. 955 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,400 Okay, yeah, okay. 956 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,400 My son's a good one. 957 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:08,160 No, I know that and that's because you got him down there and you're raising him right, 958 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,160 man. 959 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,760 He's, you know, that's why he's doing good. 960 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,840 If he's up here getting polluted with all this bullshit, he, yeah. 961 00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:23,120 So anyhow, they have a colorful approach to intimidating the heck out of men. 962 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,760 What they do is they put unapproachable. 963 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,760 All day. 964 00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:29,760 Prison. 965 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:30,760 Unapproachable. 966 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:36,880 They have a new look that is unapproachable for men. 967 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:37,880 Men don't like it. 968 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:41,160 And I've seen pictures of it online and I get it. 969 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:46,880 It is just, it just, you look at it and you're like, I don't want to get involved with that. 970 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:51,560 And I get it because I've been there before with women that did it before Gen Zoomers 971 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,920 and just did it because they thought it looked cool. 972 00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,480 But this is like a fad of Gen Z women. 973 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,480 All right. 974 00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:03,120 Determined to dissuade lewd dudes from making unwelcome advances at bars and clubs, fed 975 00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:09,120 up Gen Z bombshells are fast adopting the viral unapproachable makeup trend. 976 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:15,160 Adopting fierce looks they hope will send wannabe cat daddies running for the hills. 977 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:16,240 It works like a charm. 978 00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:22,800 Megan Habeja, a 22 year old style influencer from Philadelphia told the Post about the 979 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:26,640 beauty hack and it only takes about 10 minutes. 980 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:33,080 The gutsy glam gal uses dark eye shadow, tinted bronzers and bold shades to scare away lechers. 981 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:39,120 It was first made popular by aspiring pop singer and Los Angeles based beauty trend 982 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:42,280 center, Hila Basquet. 983 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,160 I've heard of her before, but I didn't know what she did. 984 00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:49,280 And to be honest, to be honest, I didn't really give a shit what she did. 985 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,480 Sounded like another asshole. 986 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,720 It sounded like another asshole in the asshole factory known as California. 987 00:48:55,720 --> 00:49:01,720 So the most common use in unapproachable makeup is a use of heavy black eyeliner and very 988 00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:06,040 over pronounced puffy lips with very rich vivid dark colors. 989 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:10,160 This gives a very independent look with a splash of leave me the fuck alone. 990 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,440 I used to call this look the I hate men makeup. 991 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:18,080 The man bone wearing tofu chewing little sissies can recognize that some women are better left 992 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,480 to room in. 993 00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:24,040 The few guys that are left in this watered down wimp vest guys go chew on your kale sticks 994 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:29,800 and cry when your friend scores high in his twitch game room. 995 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,080 So that's what I got to say to that. 996 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:36,800 Go watch him play his little games and when he reaches number one you can cry with him 997 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,600 and you can like hold your pillow. 998 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:45,760 And hopefully your man bone doesn't come undone while you're doing it. 999 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:57,800 So that would be atrocity if your spaghetti patch started unleaving itself, wouldn't it? 1000 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:03,760 So anyhow yeah who would have thought that? 1001 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,760 They don't want little wimp nips. 1002 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,760 Oh well who has? 1003 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:19,360 Oh hey by the way, while I have you on air I want you to know. 1004 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:28,640 Do you remember last week we were talking and you said if I could get some 38 special 1005 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,640 tickets you'd be here? 1006 00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:31,640 Yeah. 1007 00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:35,400 Be here Friday October 6th I bought two tickets. 1008 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,440 Alright you got it. 1009 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:38,440 Sounds fucking great. 1010 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,440 Let's do it man. 1011 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:44,440 Hopefully I'll have my to go stuff going and we can record a little bit live from there. 1012 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:51,440 Hey hey I got on a couple on aisle seats we're up and number one. 1013 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,800 Alright I don't care. 1014 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:54,800 That's fine man. 1015 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:58,040 We'll walk back a couple of beers. 1016 00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,440 Hopefully they sell yin-ling there. 1017 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:07,560 We'll walk back a couple of beers and I'll get you really drunk and I'm going to have 1018 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:13,000 you gone to the fuck out of the band. 1019 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,880 Oh hey man. 1020 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,680 Hey hey hey. 1021 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,600 You gotta send me a picture dude. 1022 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,600 Do not mention him right now. 1023 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:28,360 It must have gone bad. 1024 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:34,240 Are you going to send me a picture so I can go oh shit. 1025 00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:38,480 Okay okay well I was just pulling up this concert. 1026 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:40,520 Okay hang on a second. 1027 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:41,520 Okay. 1028 00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,400 That sounds great man. 1029 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,160 We'll go to 38 special. 1030 00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:49,120 We have a number three contestant. 1031 00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:53,000 Oh shit it's not God's end. 1032 00:51:53,000 --> 00:52:03,280 And this one I am sending you right now. 1033 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,600 Oh boy. 1034 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,320 So now we have three people battling it out. 1035 00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:13,720 And I want your reaction on you. 1036 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:15,320 We have three people battling it out. 1037 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,960 And I'll have the name and the count. 1038 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,040 Three people having their ass off. 1039 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,640 Here we go. 1040 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:22,640 Okay. 1041 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:26,720 Is it through Facebook or is it through text? 1042 00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:27,720 I got it. 1043 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:30,720 I got it. 1044 00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:41,560 Hey Mark, meet Cindy from New York, New York. 1045 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,360 It looks great except for one small problem. 1046 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:47,360 I'm seven female. 1047 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,360 I'm seven. 1048 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:57,920 I'm a bit about eight inches. 1049 00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:03,040 Oh jeez. 1050 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,040 Now I see why you were so perplexed. 1051 00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:07,040 What the hell? 1052 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,040 I didn't sign up for this shit. 1053 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,040 That is Cindy from New York, New York. 1054 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,040 She must have listened. 1055 00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,040 Somehow they found my email. 1056 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,040 They're sending this email. 1057 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,040 Shit. 1058 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,040 Well I never said your email once. 1059 00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,040 They must have. 1060 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,040 What they did was. 1061 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,040 Oh my gosh. 1062 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,040 What they did was. 1063 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:23,440 They went to the 1064 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:28,440 Facebook. 1065 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:33,440 What they did was they went through and found out your last name. 1066 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,440 Actually that, I can honestly tell you. 1067 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:37,800 It's easy to find out my last name. 1068 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:38,800 It's right on the podcast. 1069 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:39,800 Yeah, Earth and Oceanside. 1070 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,800 Nah man, I wasn't. 1071 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:41,800 It is. 1072 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:42,800 You'd be good friends by the way. 1073 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:43,800 Oh that's cool. 1074 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,800 Good. 1075 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:45,800 No, no. 1076 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,800 That right there is Cindy from New York, New York. 1077 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:53,800 Rob, I don't know what to say. 1078 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,800 I apologize. 1079 00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:14,520 Which the person who did not see the picture is a transvestite bent over turnaround face 1080 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,520 person. 1081 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,520 Am I right? 1082 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:19,520 Yes. 1083 00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:20,520 They followed the rules Rob. 1084 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:21,520 They followed the rules. 1085 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:22,520 Dumb showing. 1086 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:23,520 Just like you asked last podcast. 1087 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:24,520 They followed the rules. 1088 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:25,520 So many people are not paying attention. 1089 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:26,520 People are paying attention. 1090 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:37,520 Actually I'm flattered that someone from New York, New York took the time to face up ass 1091 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:42,320 up, turn around smiling and send you that picture. 1092 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:43,320 Thank you. 1093 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:47,320 She would be hot if it wasn't for that. 1094 00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:48,320 Yeah, yeah. 1095 00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:49,320 Yep. 1096 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:50,320 Yeah. 1097 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:51,320 And we apologize. 1098 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:52,680 We're just not into that thing. 1099 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,440 If you're into that thing that's fine. 1100 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,440 Whatever. 1101 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,440 That's fine. 1102 00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:57,440 We're not here to judge. 1103 00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,480 Just Rob and I are not into that thing. 1104 00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:00,480 So you know. 1105 00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:01,480 Yeah. 1106 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:02,480 Yeah. 1107 00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,480 The rest of her looks great. 1108 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:05,480 Just that thing. 1109 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:10,800 That thing is what doesn't really look great to us. 1110 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:11,800 So anyhow. 1111 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,800 If you get it chopped off we'll talk. 1112 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:23,440 Well actually that kind of gets her out of the contest. 1113 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,440 I know because yeah. 1114 00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:26,440 Yeah. 1115 00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,800 And I did say last week. 1116 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:29,800 I said. 1117 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:33,520 I've already talked to Eric about this one. 1118 00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:35,640 I did say if you include the farm animal. 1119 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,440 I can't beat it. 1120 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:42,520 I did say if you include the farm animal that it's bonus points last week. 1121 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:43,520 Yeah, yeah. 1122 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,520 You did on the last five. 1123 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:46,520 Look. 1124 00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:49,520 All she or he did was that. 1125 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:53,000 They were following the rules to get the bonus points. 1126 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,000 So I commend. 1127 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000 What's the name? 1128 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,000 Cindy. 1129 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,000 Oh Cindy. 1130 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,000 OK. 1131 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,000 She. 1132 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,000 Well thank you Cindy. 1133 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,480 You're a very observant listener. 1134 00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,520 And we appreciate that. 1135 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,640 So I'm saying. 1136 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,440 Whatever else you need to send Rob. 1137 00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,120 Yeah you are. 1138 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,920 Whatever else you need to send Rob is fair game. 1139 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,080 Very smart. 1140 00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:22,520 And also this also puts the ball in everyone else's corner. 1141 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:23,920 What are you going to do to top Cindy? 1142 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:27,320 What are you going to do to top Cindy? 1143 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:32,220 You know that Rob likes ass up face turned around smiling. 1144 00:56:32,220 --> 00:56:33,220 So just go for that. 1145 00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:34,220 That's exactly what that was. 1146 00:56:34,220 --> 00:56:39,440 But I mean now you've got to top the bar what Cindy did. 1147 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:42,680 You know Cindy had the extra extra bit there. 1148 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,920 So what are you going to do to top Cindy? 1149 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:48,360 What are you going to do to make it the Rob's number one list? 1150 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,600 How are you going to get there? 1151 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:55,680 This is for you to figure out and to come at Rob vigorously with soon. 1152 00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:58,360 This is becoming a new game. 1153 00:56:58,360 --> 00:56:59,360 I know it is. 1154 00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:00,360 There was nobody. 1155 00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,360 We thought it was going to be your picture. 1156 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:07,520 And now I have three throughout the United States. 1157 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:14,320 I thought if there was one picture that was going to be really good in front of ours that 1158 00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,760 knows us both and then they're going to be like hey hey hey. 1159 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:25,240 I found it online and I took and I pasted it and threw it on email. 1160 00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:26,360 I thought it was going to be that. 1161 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,360 I didn't think it was actually going to be that. 1162 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,160 Nothing out of any of them. 1163 00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:32,160 No none. 1164 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,160 They're not doing it. 1165 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:34,160 Come on Davey. 1166 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,160 Come on Davey. 1167 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:39,160 I don't even know if Davey listens honestly. 1168 00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:40,160 Oh man. 1169 00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,160 Davey would do it. 1170 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,160 Davey would. 1171 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:46,160 Davey is still nuts. 1172 00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:47,160 He is still great. 1173 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:48,160 He is fantastic. 1174 00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,880 I talked to him a little bit the other night. 1175 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:53,080 The thing is he just doesn't. 1176 00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:56,160 He can't just corner himself long enough to do something like that. 1177 00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,160 Trust me I know. 1178 00:57:58,160 --> 00:57:59,640 Yeah I know. 1179 00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:03,360 Anyhow we love Davey and I'd love to have him on this podcast. 1180 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:04,360 Geez. 1181 00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:09,600 Can you imagine him going off for two hours with his tangents weird shit stuff fucking 1182 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:10,600 bad. 1183 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:11,600 Oh my god. 1184 00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:12,600 Oh my god. 1185 00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:15,840 I mean if nothing else Davey fucking just I don't know. 1186 00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,000 Make some promos for us. 1187 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,880 He's got like two thousand voices he can hit just like that. 1188 00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,000 Boss I hate to tell you. 1189 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,560 You would not get a word in as wise. 1190 00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:25,560 It would be his podcast. 1191 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:28,840 Oh no I would just sit back and let him go. 1192 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:29,840 I'd be like dude. 1193 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:30,840 Yeah we'd have no choice. 1194 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:31,840 I'd be having a hot chocolate in the corner. 1195 00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:32,840 There'd be no choice. 1196 00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:37,920 And every now and then I'd jump in and go this is two douche bags and a microphone starring 1197 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:38,920 Davey. 1198 00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:43,840 I'd be sitting here sipping my sweet tea. 1199 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:44,840 Yeah. 1200 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:45,840 Yep. 1201 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:46,840 Looking at your nude pictures. 1202 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:51,840 Thumbing through your ten nude pictures. 1203 00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:54,840 And all the people are talking the farm animal. 1204 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,840 Honestly I'm afraid for the next week. 1205 00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,600 I don't know what's going to happen dude. 1206 00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:00,600 How's someone going to top that? 1207 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:01,600 And the way it's going now. 1208 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:02,600 I'm surprised they're popping up. 1209 00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:09,240 I'm led to believe now that there's going to be more. 1210 00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,080 More people are going to be doing it. 1211 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:16,320 Because for some reason I can't get them to fucking break me off an email with any type 1212 00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:18,120 of critique about the show. 1213 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:20,480 But if it comes to ass face pictures. 1214 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,480 There's no problem at all. 1215 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:24,480 Just don't ask me about the podcast. 1216 00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:27,160 But I'll send you any nude picture I can. 1217 00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:28,160 No big deal. 1218 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:35,160 And they had to look up you to find me to send to me. 1219 00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:38,160 What the hell? 1220 00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:41,280 That's the thing that's really disturbing dude. 1221 00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:48,720 Is the fact that they went through the problem of looking up me. 1222 00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,520 They went to the podcast. 1223 00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,960 Probably RSS feed page. 1224 00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:55,560 Saw my last name. 1225 00:59:55,560 --> 01:00:00,080 They're pilfering through it and saw it attached to two douche bags and microphone. 1226 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,080 So there it is and they start going down there. 1227 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,360 Because I did say your last name a few times. 1228 01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,640 I don't just call you Rob Rad all the time. 1229 01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,120 I call you Radford sometimes. 1230 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:09,120 Oh that's the guy. 1231 01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,120 Then they probably went to Facebook. 1232 01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:14,600 Oh there's his email. 1233 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,480 So it's easy to be done. 1234 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:17,480 I mean all the information. 1235 01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:18,480 That's what I was saying. 1236 01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:21,480 I've already seen work to be done. 1237 01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:22,480 I grew up. 1238 01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:23,480 Damn. 1239 01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:27,360 Pretty interesting that. 1240 01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:32,280 Like I said. 1241 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:35,880 I can't get someone to call up and go hey we like this. 1242 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:36,880 You know we don't like that. 1243 01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,480 Or not call up but just leave an email. 1244 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:42,600 I can't get anyone to do that. 1245 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,480 Any type of critique at all. 1246 01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,160 But you want an ass picture? 1247 01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:47,160 No problem. 1248 01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:48,160 So. 1249 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:52,360 Did you have to tell me what kind of screw up early you did? 1250 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,360 Oh yeah. 1251 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:54,360 I did. 1252 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:55,360 That's what I said. 1253 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:56,360 Yep. 1254 01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:57,360 I got you. 1255 01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:58,360 That's why we're here. 1256 01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,600 That's what we do. 1257 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,600 Yep. 1258 01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:02,600 Yep. 1259 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:03,600 So. 1260 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:07,380 Oh let's see anyhow. 1261 01:01:07,380 --> 01:01:10,200 Got some other stories here. 1262 01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,200 I got one. 1263 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:14,440 You remember Aaron Hernandez. 1264 01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:18,440 The football player that freaked out and killed a couple of people. 1265 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:19,440 Yes. 1266 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:20,440 From New England. 1267 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:21,440 Yes. 1268 01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:22,440 Okay. 1269 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,120 Aaron Hernandez was arrested. 1270 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:30,400 Dennis Hernandez 37 was arrested last week for allegedly planning to kill people who 1271 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,760 said he profited off his brother. 1272 01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:37,520 A late New England Patriots player Aaron Hernandez. 1273 01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:44,040 He allegedly visited two universities to map the schools out according to arrest documents. 1274 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:48,020 So he went to these schools and started mapping out because he was going to kill these people 1275 01:01:48,020 --> 01:01:51,840 that said that he was profiting from his brother's death. 1276 01:01:51,840 --> 01:02:00,360 The report from Bristol Connecticut police say several people had come forward in recent 1277 01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:06,240 weeks to warn police that Dennis Hernandez was displaying very erratic behavior and suggested 1278 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:12,040 he was gravely disabled and a danger to society. 1279 01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:18,640 Officers arrested the former UNC football player at his Bristol Connecticut home on 1280 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:19,640 July 18th. 1281 01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:25,880 The police report says during the arrest police say they shocked Hernandez with a taser after 1282 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:31,800 allegedly warned that he would kill us all if they approached him and then he emerged 1283 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:36,480 outside with his hands in the air screaming shoot me. 1284 01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:43,640 Jail and mental evaluations are on deck but it sounds to me like him and his brother both 1285 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:53,280 had mental problems and he definitely has them too. 1286 01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:57,000 Anyhow the same type of thing it sounds to me like he was going to go kill some people 1287 01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:05,800 just like his brother did. 1288 01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:06,800 Pretty interesting. 1289 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:16,440 Well nobody really needs to go into my next reality check. 1290 01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:25,600 Did you know that same stuff when you're in pain can boost your pain tolerance by 33%? 1291 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:26,600 No I didn't know that. 1292 01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:27,600 Wow. 1293 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:28,600 That's what I got. 1294 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:29,600 See I just got to do that. 1295 01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:30,600 Come here with that. 1296 01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:31,600 Hey how's that? 1297 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:34,600 That's a pretty good little throw in there Rob. 1298 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:35,600 Yeah. 1299 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:36,600 Alright. 1300 01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:37,600 Well that would make sense. 1301 01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:41,520 If he would have said fuck he'd have been alright. 1302 01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:44,600 That would make sense the way he's acting. 1303 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:48,800 Anyhow alright that will conclude this part of the podcast. 1304 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,400 We'll be right back. 1305 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:54,400 It's probably going to be divided in two so we're going to be right back with some invisible 1306 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:55,400 ass paddling. 1307 01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,400 We love those don't we? 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