1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Live from the historic Newark Market District in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,000 from the banks of the beautiful Crystal Blue Waters of the Missouri River, 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 it is Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast. 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Hi there, this is Fupnut from Two Fupnuts and a Recorder Podcast. 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone are our favorite podcasts ever. 6 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Please, go to your friend's computer and download it from there. 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Go to your church's computer and download it from there. 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Go to people you don't know and grab their phones and download it on there. 9 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,000 These fuckers need all the help we can get. 10 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:48,000 This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags and a Microphone. 11 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:52,000 People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast. 12 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 One, smell. 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Go to the city market and start sniffing. 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats, 15 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Tabasco sauce, and old sock with dark fuzzy urine. 16 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Two, look for the spot absent of patrons. 17 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Three, the most telling sign is a crowd of patrons vomiting uncontrollably. 18 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Four, just call us at 816-512-7717. 19 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:26,000 This, Aang Boy and Ash Radio Kid, is your next generation podcast. 20 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I'm Mark. 21 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 And I'm Rob. 22 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Alright, Rob, we just got done with the hairy asshole Olympics. 23 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:40,000 That was, I think that was a really good session. 24 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 We got a lot of stuff figured out. 25 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 That was iconic. 26 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Yes, it was. 27 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Now we just gotta narrow it down. 28 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 No more entrances. 29 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 No, no, we're going to have... 30 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Trust me, I'm keeping count. 31 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 We have enough. 32 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Yes, and I don't want to go... 33 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 But if you want to make fun of it, let's do it. 34 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Um, okay, you know what? 35 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Um, they were coming down on DeSantis really good. 36 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 And that was a great rebuttal. 37 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 What can you say? 38 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Both sides there kind of stink a little bit, don't they? 39 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 So there you go. 40 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,000 So he lashes out on Biden's 40 year old granddaughter. 41 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:22,000 That Biden will not allow in a family. 42 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Yeah, and I'll tell you what, man. 43 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:30,000 When I heard and first heard about it on one of my shows, then read up on it, 44 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 it is not good. 45 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:37,000 And I got to thinking about it and looking at why would he ignore this? 46 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Because he's trying to get re-elected. 47 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:45,000 So he doesn't give a shit about that little grandkid that is obviously a bloodline of his 48 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 because he's trying to get re-elected. 49 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 What does that make him? 50 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 That makes him a politician. 51 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000 What does a politician make him? 52 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 A piece of shit. 53 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 So there you go. 54 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 All of them. 55 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 All of them. 56 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,000 So they would sell their mom. 57 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:04,000 If you want my true opinion on Biden, 58 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000 I don't think he knows his ass or the whole underground. 59 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 I think I would agree with you. 60 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 And this is not a nomination. 61 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 I don't care what he has in front of his, 62 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 I don't care if it's a D or an R. 63 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 The guy is an idiot. 64 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,000 So in my opinion. 65 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 So anyhow. 66 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:25,000 And Ron DeSantos is just pipping on him. 67 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 You know what? 68 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Because I did read some of the stuff that they were saying. 69 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,000 I think it was fair game, everything that he did. 70 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Because they will say the crudest, rudest shit about him, 71 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 whether you like him or not. 72 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 So he has a right to do it back. 73 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Turn about is fair play. 74 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 And that's what you get. 75 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Throw stones in a glass house. 76 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,000 That's what happens. 77 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 So. 78 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:52,000 But why do that in politics? 79 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 It's been going. 80 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 That does not win my vote. 81 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 That does not win my vote. 82 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:02,000 It looked to me like it really starting up really bad during maybe the Nixon administration. 83 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:06,000 And then just started getting worse and worse. 84 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 And now you're where we're at right now. 85 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,000 To where you can't get anything done because so sides. 86 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Both sides are so polarized that they're hated on the other side. 87 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 And that's the problem. 88 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 We don't need people. 89 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 You may not agree with people. 90 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:27,000 But don't hate them and think they don't have some sort of valid point on things. 91 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,000 I'm not saying they have a valid point on everything. 92 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:37,000 What I'm saying is this hating each other and not budging isn't doing us any good. 93 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 So anyhow. 94 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Well OK. 95 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 I want to go. 96 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Do you have some other stories you want to go to or should we go ahead? 97 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Go ahead. 98 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 OK. 99 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:56,000 In Oklahoma there was a fish found with human teeth in it. 100 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Oh wow. 101 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Yeah. 102 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:04,000 John and Clinton was sitting on her back porch watching her son Charlie 11 fishing a pond 103 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:09,000 behind their house in Oklahoma this past weekend when he suddenly started yelling for her. 104 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 He was screaming oh my god mom. 105 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Oh my god mom. 106 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Clinton told NPR. 107 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 This is from NPR News by the way. 108 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:19,000 I thought he was just being dramatic to be honest she added. 109 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Then she got a close look at Charlie's alarmingly weird catch. 110 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Obviously being in a neighborhood pond we're used to just catching a few bass or catfish. 111 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,000 She said I mean nothing with human like teeth. 112 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:37,000 It turned out that Charlie had landed a pacu a fish that's a cousin of the piranha and 113 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,000 whose outsized teeth have long struck fear in swimmers. 114 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:47,000 The pacu is a native of South America but this one was swimming in a small pond in the Clinton 115 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,000 suburb of north of Oklahoma City. 116 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:56,000 He said he put up a heck of a fight John had told NPR saying her son reeled a fish in on 117 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 his own. 118 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:02,000 He was the only one down there fishing and he did a great job. 119 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:07,000 The Clintons post sent a photo of the unusual fish to their neighborhood Facebook page and 120 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:13,000 got in touch with a game warden but before learning of its of his prevenance they returned 121 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000 the pacu to the water. 122 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:20,000 It's a catch and release pond John has said so we unfortunately did release it back because 123 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 we didn't know any better at the time. 124 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:27,000 People who later recognized the fish said it was invasive and it shouldn't be released. 125 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,000 She said adding we made a mistake there. 126 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Since then Charlie has been stalking the fish. 127 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:38,000 He did stay at the pond pretty late that night trying to catch it again Jenna said adding 128 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:43,000 that her son had been rising early and staying at the pond late hoping to get another bite 129 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 from that pacu. 130 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:49,000 If Charlie succeeds a neighbor has offered to eat the pacu but John and Clinton has other 131 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 ideas. 132 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,000 If he catches it again we're going to get it mounted for him is what she said. 133 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:57,000 I think that's a heck of a prize and he deserves it. 134 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:03,000 She said I told him we'd make it look like the fish was smiling so you could see its 135 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 teeth. 136 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 I think that's great. 137 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:11,000 So the wildlife agency blames a pet owner for the pacu's presence. 138 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:18,000 It said that more and more people are throwing pacus and other fish that should not be in 139 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:23,000 the ponds over here because they become invasive. 140 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Then when they do they start eating everything up. 141 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:30,000 We were talking in an earlier podcast about the fish that goes from pond to pond eating 142 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 everything up. 143 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 That's from Asia I believe. 144 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Yes. 145 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:39,000 They're jumping across the Mississippi River into Missouri actually. 146 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Yes. 147 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,000 They'll go find any type of waterway. 148 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,000 They'll go in there and kill and eat everything. 149 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 They don't have any natural predators over here. 150 00:07:50,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Then they will jump out, grow feet and leg and feet and walk somewhere else, jump in 151 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 that pond and destroy it too. 152 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:09,000 I forgot the name of it but it's insane. 153 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Anyhow that's kind of a bummer story. 154 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:17,000 I thought it was going to be a little bit better than that because I didn't read the 155 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 whole thing. 156 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Anyhow how about some Gen Z'ers slangs? 157 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Alright. 158 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Alright let's see here. 159 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Let's see what looks like. 160 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:40,000 It looks like it deserves mention. 161 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Okay. 162 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 A fit check. 163 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:49,000 A fit check describes the actor reviewing one's outfit. 164 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:55,000 On TikTok influencers often post their fit checks in which they announce the brand of 165 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,000 each article of clothing they're wearing. 166 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:03,000 So a fit check has nothing to do with physical fitness. 167 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:09,000 So anyhow this next one I think has been around longer than them like a lot of their terms 168 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:13,000 but they kind of like tried to make it their own or whatever. 169 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Slay. 170 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 S-L-A-Y. 171 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Describes something impressive or more generally something positive that can be used as a noun 172 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 or an expression of admiration. 173 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 As a noun? 174 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:28,000 I guess you can go, man that guy is slayer, that chick is slay. 175 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:32,000 That'd be the only way they could, no no no. 176 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 That slay over there? 177 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 That slay in the corner I guess. 178 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 I don't know. 179 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:43,000 The term era follows its typical meaning but it's accompanied by a word or phrase that 180 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:47,000 describes an activity or event by which the period was defined. 181 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Like you could say the COVID era. 182 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Yeah. 183 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Yeah. 184 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 So. 185 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Yeah. 186 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:00,000 This next one I actually heard in live action from a Zoomer. 187 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 A gatekeeper. 188 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:07,000 A gatekeeper tries to control who has access to knowledge and opportunities and he was 189 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:11,000 talking about someone at work and it was funny. 190 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:15,000 He goes, oh you better go see the gatekeeper over there. 191 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 And I was like gatekeeper. 192 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:20,000 So I went and I looked it up and I was like, ah. 193 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 And it did describe the guy. 194 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 So I was like. 195 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Okay well I used to play Dungeons and Dragons so I can understand that terminology. 196 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,000 You were a D&D'er huh? 197 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Very little when it first started. 198 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 You were later on? 199 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:46,000 Well it gave me a club in junior high. 200 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Oh okay. 201 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Got me out of the classroom for a little while. 202 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000 D&D was fun. 203 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 I played some of it. 204 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Yeah. 205 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 I got into a little bit of it. 206 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 It was fun. 207 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,000 It was pretty cool. 208 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:04,000 I didn't take it to the drastic measures that some did. 209 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Well I went and I got into Diablo online gaming. 210 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Diablo to me was almost like an online D&D Dungeons and Dragons. 211 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Yeah I've heard of it. 212 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Yeah and they're going to come out with Diablo 4 and a lot of the nerds at work and me included 213 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 are stoked about it. 214 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,000 But I don't know if I've got enough time to get into it again like I used to because I 215 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 take up all my time for a period there. 216 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:34,000 That's all I would do is go home and play after work and play until I had to go to bed 217 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,000 and then wake up, go to work, come home and play. 218 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Weekends all I do is play and I don't think I want to do that again. 219 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:47,000 I mean me and the guy that we're playing partners with, we used to go around PK'ing. 220 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:51,000 PK'ing was player killing and that's where you would kill them and you'd take all their 221 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 stuff. 222 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000 And we were hated, we were hated. 223 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 But it sure was fun. 224 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:03,000 And then the people of God Maldea's, we just keep killing them every time they bring themselves 225 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 back to life with a potion. 226 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 We're like okay. 227 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Or they start a new game and we go nope you're dead dude. 228 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Think that finally they'd abandon, they'd just abandon it and never go back. 229 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,000 And you see we come up with these rooms, these game rooms and then as soon as they get them 230 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,000 we'd ambush them and destroy them and then take their stuff. 231 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 We were horrible. 232 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 Yeah I'm not a gamer. 233 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Okay, me neither, not anymore. 234 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Lit, L-I-T, Lit is an adjective either used to describe a fun high energy situation or 235 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 someone who is intoxicated. 236 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:44,000 We know the intoxicated version of it right? 237 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Okay well thanks to my 18 year old I now know both versions. 238 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Oh your 18 year old says that, okay well then that's a similar thing. 239 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:57,000 I know Lit, yes on both, yeah on both ways. 240 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:04,000 I never thought in my whole life that Lit would ever be described like that but it is 241 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 now so. 242 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:11,000 I thought it would always be a bad thing but yeah, no it's a good thing though. 243 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 This next one I kind of like. 244 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000 It is clever. 245 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:22,000 A situation ship. 246 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:30,000 A situation ship is a romantic relationship that isn't quite a full on relationship. 247 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:35,000 And next time we do this, let's make a game out of it okay, we'll finish this like this. 248 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Next time we do this I am going to throw the word to you or you throw the word to me. 249 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Depending on who gets the words, these zeers and millennial words. 250 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:55,000 Okay and then the other person has to guess what it means. 251 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 That sound good? 252 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 I gotta do homework on that alright. 253 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,000 You know what let's start right now. 254 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 You'll get the first one. 255 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000 I don't know any of your terms. 256 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,000 Doesn't matter just guess. 257 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:14,000 To ghost. 258 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Oh that's what I did to Ganja. 259 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Yeah you ghosted him. 260 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 I know that one. 261 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Yep that's good. 262 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000 To stop, quick texting. 263 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 We are talking again. 264 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,000 We are talking again. 265 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Alright. 266 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Now he's going to be jealous of Err. 267 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Oh man that's going to put the heat on Ganja. 268 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 He's going to go man this fucker. 269 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Let's see what happens here. 270 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:40,000 You might have an ass off on your own personal inbox. 271 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:48,000 We gotta, this is going to get interesting. 272 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Okay you're a Rez as a person with Rez. 273 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:58,000 R I Z Z. 274 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000 R I Z Z. 275 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:06,000 Just take a guess. 276 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000 I don't have a clue. 277 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,000 Okay Rez as a person with Rez. 278 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:19,000 A term derived from charisma is charming and puts themselves out there. 279 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:26,000 The term is often used when referring to someone who can confidently and successfully pursue a romantic partner. 280 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000 So you know like a swagger. 281 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Okay so they stole that terminology too. 282 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Well I didn't know Rez was that. 283 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 I know swagger was. 284 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Now thank God. 285 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Rez is from the movie Grease. 286 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000 Oh good catch. 287 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000 And is that what she was looking for? 288 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Good catch. 289 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000 That's it. 290 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Yep. 291 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Yep. 292 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Got him again. 293 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000 That's old dudes getting it. 294 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Yep. 295 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Alright Touch Grass. 296 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Something I like to do. 297 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:13,000 Touch Grass is said probably Gonza too according to his name. 298 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Gonza. 299 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Gonza. 300 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000 Oh Gonza sorry. 301 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Sorry Gonza. 302 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Keep the ass pictures coming to Rob. 303 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 He loves them. 304 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:28,000 You know every now and then just take the farm animal and dangle it down. 305 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:32,000 Let him see the farm animal. 306 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Next one. 307 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Touch Grass is said to people who seem to spend too much time online and could benefit from going outside. 308 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 I like that one. 309 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 I can understand that yeah. 310 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:50,000 I had to push that on my son. 311 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 This next one is pretty easy. 312 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 I think you'll get it. 313 00:16:53,000 --> 00:17:03,000 If something is living rent free what does that mean? 314 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,000 This is an older term but they kind of spruce it up a little bit. 315 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Yeah. 316 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,000 They put a little turtle wax on it and did the old fucking wax all that stuff. 317 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Okay well I don't know what they mean. 318 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:22,000 If something is living rent free in your mind it means it's extremely funny, amusing or 319 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:26,000 otherwise particularly memorable. 320 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Rent free used to mean that you're in someone's head like you juked them out or screwed them 321 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000 so bad. 322 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000 I was going a different way with that. 323 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Okay. 324 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Yeah thank you. 325 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Okay Vibe Check. 326 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,000 Vibe V-I-B-E Check. 327 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000 Yeah. 328 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000 Any idea? 329 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000 That's where you check yourself. 330 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000 Nope. 331 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 Actually you check someone else. 332 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000 It's close. 333 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:03,000 It's usually you spontaneously check in on someone to see how they're doing. 334 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 So close. 335 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Oh. 336 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000 The reasons are the same only you're doing it to someone else. 337 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,000 I figured you were doing it to yourself. 338 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Okay well I imagine you could vibe check yourself too yeah. 339 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Yeah. 340 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Okay. 341 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000 This next one. 342 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000 T-E-A. 343 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:28,000 It refers to a gossip or a piece of intriguing personal information. 344 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Spilling tea is the act of disclosing a piece of gossip. 345 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:38,000 I never heard that. 346 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Using a sentence. 347 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 She just told me all about their breakup. 348 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:51,000 So whoever told you all about their breakup was spilling tea. 349 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000 So. 350 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Okay. 351 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Yeah I sure I've never heard that. 352 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Me neither. 353 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000 That one caught me off guard. 354 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000 That one. 355 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000 What it was. 356 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Give me something I drink. 357 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,000 Okay so what it was and what I thought it was was two different way off things. 358 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000 So it got me good. 359 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Yeah. 360 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Okay. 361 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000 This next one. 362 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 A bop. 363 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 What is bop? 364 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:19,000 B-O-P. 365 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 I'm not sure you guys. 366 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,000 It is a term for a great song. 367 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000 Okay. 368 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Like we might do that new Zack Wild song as really bop. 369 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Okay. 370 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:35,000 And I get it you bop your head like yeah man that's fucking good that's great. 371 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:41,000 No actually my first reaction is that was the way I was going to go I was just afraid 372 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 of your answer. 373 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Yeah no that's the way I was going to go with a musical bop. 374 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Okay. 375 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Seriously. 376 00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Okay main character. 377 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Pretty close. 378 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000 Yeah. 379 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Yeah. 380 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Yep you got it. 381 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Sleep on. 382 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 Any idea? 383 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000 No. 384 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:37,000 To sleep on something is to ignore or dismiss its value. 385 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Nope. 386 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:45,000 So let's see then how would this be used. 387 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:54,000 To sleep on something is let's say that you see this piece of pottery in a second hand 388 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 store. 389 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Okay. 390 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Yeah. 391 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,000 You walk up to you and I don't know man that's kind of ugly I don't know man it looks old 392 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 but I think it's just garbage. 393 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:07,000 It actually is worth a hundred thousand dollars and you could have bought it for five I think 394 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,000 you could go yeah he slept on it. 395 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Didn't know its value. 396 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Didn't understand its value. 397 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 Right. 398 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,000 And that is all of these terms for Gen Z. 399 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Okay yeah I see that one though. 400 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000 I see that one. 401 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Yeah it's good. 402 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:31,000 So anyhow do you have anything more Rob or? 403 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:35,000 All I have left is my final thought. 404 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Alrighty Rob go forth and produce this final thought so all these fine folk that are here 405 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:46,000 listening to this podcast can enjoy it and let it swim in your ears gleefully playing 406 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000 and slap assing. 407 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:55,000 And hopefully you'll wish it and do something about it. 408 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000 Okay. 409 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Alright. 410 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:04,000 If you don't know if you don't know what to do at a four way stop go home. 411 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:10,000 Life only gets harder from there. 412 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Absolutely love that one. 413 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 I agree. 414 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Just think about it. 415 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000 I've thought about it and you're absolutely 100% correct Rob. 416 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:28,000 If you can't figure out a four way stop go home you're going to mess up everybody else. 417 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000 Yeah forget it. 418 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000 It's only going to get worse from there. 419 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 And you're going to be totally confused. 420 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000 Yes. 421 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000 It's only going to get worse from there. 422 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:42,000 So take life's present that it's given you and let you know that you're a stupid fucker 423 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,000 and that you should go ahead and go home. 424 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Take that present that it's given you and let you know that you're a stupid fucker 425 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:53,000 so you won't have any more embarrassment in life and you'll just sleep. 426 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,000 And get out of the rest of our people's ways. 427 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 That is the main thing. 428 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Get out of our way. 429 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Get out of our fucking ways. 430 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Yes. 431 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Because we're charging on. 432 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 Yes. 433 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Anyhow everybody thanks for listening. 434 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000 Rob thank you. 435 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 You're welcome. 436 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Alrighty we will talk to you fuckers later. 437 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Have a good night. 438 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:21,000 Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors and horrible pranks. 439 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 What the fuck is wrong with these guys? 440 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Hey look I think we found land. 441 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Oh my god I think we're safe. 442 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Oh no. 443 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 It's the island of horrible jokes. 444 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:40,000 What? 445 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:46,000 What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 446 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 Supplies. 447 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 448 00:23:52,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Mary your grandmother always intruded your thoughts at the last minute while you are masturbating. 449 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Like stated before, if you believe anything we say or thank you for this podcast, 450 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:18,000 anything other than hyperbole, parody and just plain stupidness, you're dumber than us. 451 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000 And that's hard to believe. 452 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Alright everybody two douche bags and microphone on mark. 453 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Rob. 454 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Alright. 455 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:39,000 There's two corpse flowers, a corpse flower that is blooming and has become a rock star in the plant world 456 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:46,000 for its unpredictable displays and more notoriously its putrid stench of rotting flesh. 457 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,000 And this is true, I've smelt one before. 458 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:54,000 There was one in St. Louis for a long time in their botanical gardens, 459 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,000 but from what I understand they took it out because of complaints. 460 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 Yeah, they were doing there. 461 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000 It smells like rotting flesh. 462 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Anyhow, yeah, I went there with some family and we had a very good time. 463 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000 We were going haunted housing is what we were doing. 464 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Yeah. 465 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Anyhow, that plant smells like rotting flesh. 466 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Smells like something dead. 467 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 So I'm telling you it's bad. 468 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:29,000 The very large flowery plant is related to the Colillary Lily and in fact looks like a surprised and more macabre version 469 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:34,000 with a large central spike surrounded by a frilly maroon skirt of a leaf. 470 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:39,000 The Titan Arum is native only to Indonesia islands of Sumatra, 471 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:45,000 but has become even more difficult to see in the wide due to the habitat loss. 472 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:49,000 So you can't really see it in the wild anymore so they have them in a few places 473 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:54,000 and I don't know what St. Louis did with their corpse flower, but anyhow. 474 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:59,000 In the last few decades, advances in technology and horticulture knowledge 475 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,000 have allowed botanical gardens to cultivate the corpse flower more widely. 476 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,000 If you're not familiar with why the flower has its distinctive name, 477 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:16,000 when the corpse flower unfurls, tiny male and female flowers at the base of its large central spike emit a putrid odor 478 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:22,000 similar to rotting meat and stinky laundry. 479 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:27,000 Titan Arums have a fairly long and unpredictable flowering cycle 480 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,000 and they can take up to a decade before they flower for the first time. 481 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,000 Even mature plants can go years between blooms. 482 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Essentially they work on their own schedules which is part of the excitement for the viewers. 483 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:46,000 They got to see these things progress and open up and they're huge too. 484 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,000 It's a huge spike inside a giant orchid. 485 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Look it up if you get a chance. 486 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Oh yeah. 487 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Anyhow, it looks like a giant orchid that's about half the size of a man 488 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,000 with a spike that's the size of a man coming in the middle. 489 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000 And it's a green spike. 490 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000 Damn. 491 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:10,000 It's really cool and it smells like rotting flesh like it said. 492 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000 Wow. 493 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:18,000 One of these is at San Francisco's Conservatory of Flowers while the other is at the San Diego Botanic Gardens. 494 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Wow, so okay there's only two of them now I guess. 495 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,000 I wonder if St. Louis gave them theirs. 496 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000 Oh well. 497 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:32,000 The conservatory's corpse flower is named Scarlet and last bloomed in 2019. 498 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:42,000 She began blooming again earlier this week and was given as a gift from the St. Louis Botanical Gardens. 499 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 Answer your own question. 500 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000 There we go. 501 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:54,000 San Diego flowered de jour has bloomed in 2021 and is already noticeably more shriveled than the peak event earlier this week. 502 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:59,000 That's because corpse flowered blooms are brief shining stinky moments in time. 503 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 Typically last in just a couple of days. 504 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:10,000 I had no idea that what we went in there and smelt and saw was like actually a big deal. 505 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Yeah. 506 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 I've never been there. 507 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:18,000 It's like three and a half hours from me right now. 508 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Okay well you know they had its own area and like the big you know and the big signs and all that stuff. 509 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000 But I had no idea that it was there. 510 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 I've heard about it. 511 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Yes. 512 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Hmm. 513 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 All right well. 514 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 Okay then. 515 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000 Cool. 516 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Very cool. 517 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 On another one. 518 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:49,000 Having an out of body experience blame the sausage shaped piece of your brain. 519 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Dr. Joseph Purvizzi remembers meeting a man with epilepsy whose seizures were causing some very unusual symptoms. 520 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:06,000 He came to my clinic and said my sense of self is changing said Purvizzi a professor of neurology at Stanford University. 521 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:14,000 The man told Purvizzi that he felt like an observer to conversations that are happening in my mind. 522 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,000 I just feel like I'm floating in space. 523 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:27,000 Purvizzi and a team of researchers would eventually trace the man's symptoms to a sausage looking piece of brain called the interior proscenes. 524 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:37,000 This area nestled between the brain's two hemispheres appears critical to a person's sense inhabiting their own body or body self. 525 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,000 The team recently reported in the journal Neuron. 526 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,000 And I guess that's like a journal for scientists. 527 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 By the way it's worded. 528 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:54,000 The finding could help research develop forms of anesthesia that use electrical stimulation instead of drugs. 529 00:29:54,000 --> 00:30:01,000 It could also help explain the anti-depressant effects of mind-altering drugs like cate to mine. 530 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:06,000 So that's pretty interesting isn't it? 531 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Yes it is. 532 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,000 So pretty cool. 533 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:20,000 So do you have some stuff you want to run through Rob or not? You said you're kind of like ready for this one and all that. 534 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,000 No I got a final thought. 535 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 Okay. 536 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 How many are you wanting more? 537 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:32,000 No I was just wondering if you had some stuff you wanted to talk about because here's what I'm trying to do. 538 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 You're getting more. 539 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:39,000 You're getting more of these and you're sounding much better on the podcast. 540 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:45,000 So what I'm simply doing is not trying to take it over as much as I have been. 541 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 Right. Right. 542 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,000 Okay. At first I kind of had to to keep the show going right? 543 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:59,000 You're getting your feet under you. You're sounding great. 544 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Okay. So that's why I've been pushing in here lately is if you have some stuff to say the floor is yours go ahead. 545 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:14,000 You're sounding much better and I have the utmost confidence that it'll be fine. 546 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000 Okay. 547 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:21,000 Yeah I'm going to pull stuff up. I pull up Facebook and the first thing pops up. 548 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 Okay. 549 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 The new studio. 550 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Oh you didn't see that yet? Okay. 551 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:36,000 The one you posted two hours ago. No I haven't seen that one. I've seen the first one you posted. 552 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:41,000 Well the problem is now I don't have room for the banner. I don't know where I'm going to put the banner. 553 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 You got ours. 554 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,000 You want the fuck off? 555 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 I guess I want it. 556 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 Yeah I got a fuck off and a Saturn. 557 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Yeah we got a fuck somewhere in the...anyway. 558 00:31:54,000 --> 00:32:03,000 I got an idea on the banner. Maybe I can hang it from the ceiling to where it hangs just above the Volstaff sign and... 559 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000 How about all of it? 560 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:09,000 Yeah we'll see. I don't know. There's different ways I could do it. 561 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:13,000 Well for now it's going to have to come out of retirement. 562 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:20,000 Yeah. Yep. Well I mean eventually it's going to go mobile. It's going to go down to the city market because that really works. 563 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:26,000 That's what I'm saying. It's about to come out of retirement so... 564 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,000 Here's an interesting one. 565 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:45,000 Nevada is tired of Californians coming over there and getting there and like changing everything and buying all this property up and raising the property values and a bunch of other things too. 566 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:59,000 So there's a license plate that they came up with that's short for Go Back to California and is revoked by the Nevada licensed DMV Department of Motor Vehicles. 567 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:07,000 So the revoked Nevada license plate that was meant to drive away California is getting one last chance to go back on the streets. 568 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:17,000 The plate which reads Go GO BK to CA. So it goes Go Back to California. Short for Go Back to California. 569 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:23,000 It was recalled by the State Department of Motor Vehicles in May after it received a complaint. 570 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:36,000 KOLO TV first reported. Now the vehicle owner is appealing the recall and will have a hearing on Wednesday according to a Reno News source. 571 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:48,000 A section of the Nevada administrative code applied to the recall prohibits defamatory references to a group or a person. 572 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:54,000 In this case the defamed group is Californians DMV spokesperson Eli Rohl told the Las Vegas Review Journal. 573 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:59,000 He added that the department regularly turns down license plates to share the same message. 574 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:07,000 A special license committee meets every Monday to review reported license plates before determining the ones that violate Nevada statute. 575 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:23,000 The DMV received more than 700 license plates from July 2022 to early March. Denied license plates include Puzzling, GGGGGG and the overly rude U1DIOT. 576 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:34,000 U1 Idiot. And many not so subtle allusions to profanity according to Class TV in Los Angeles KLAS. 577 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:44,000 So, okay, you may not like the Californians coming over there but you can't put it on your plate there. 578 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:49,000 I've never been to California I can't judge them. 579 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000 It's a beautiful place. 580 00:34:52,000 --> 00:35:02,000 I believe it is. I've seen pictures. I have a friend that lives there. I have family and friends that are from there. 581 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:06,000 I have just never been in this state of California. 582 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:12,000 I like California. I don't particularly like the way they do things. 583 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:17,000 But I like California. It's a beautiful place. 584 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:23,000 It's a great place to visit but not live and I know many people that will tell you the same thing. 585 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Yeah, yeah. 586 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:34,000 Well, you know, there's an Iowa man that may be well on his way to an official world record for pencils. Did you know that? 587 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 For pencils. 588 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000 For pencils. 589 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000 Okay. 590 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:45,000 Aaron Potholome of Colfax has been collecting wooden advertising pencils since he was a child. 591 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Now he claims to own more than 70,000. 592 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000 That's substantially... 593 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 Okay, I see. Okay. 594 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:55,000 Yeah, 70,000 of them. That's quite a bet. 595 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:59,000 That's substantially more than the Guinness World Record for the largest pencil collection. 596 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:05,000 24,000 held by Emilio Arenas of Uruguay since 2020. 597 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Potholome told KCCI-TV that his most treasured pencils are those from his hometown, 598 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:19,000 noting that in many instances the pencils are the only place where there is any record of that business at all. 599 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:24,000 And I think it's just a neat way to preserve history. And I got one for you. Matchbooks. 600 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:34,000 Do you know, I still have an old Jess and Jim's matchbook that has the candle racks on it and it's blue? 601 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000 Oh my God, I would have loved to have that. 602 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 I'll show it to you when I see you in person. 603 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:46,000 Yes. A lot of my memories come from us at Jess and Jim's. 604 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,000 But you know the words I'm talking about. 605 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:59,000 I miss a lot of my teenage years growing up, working, making money, going to school. 606 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:10,000 I made friends with people like you, your brother, Brian, Jimmy, Harry. 607 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 Yeah, yep. 608 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:18,000 We knew them all. You know? I miss that. 609 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 Yeah, I do too. 610 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:27,000 But I'm 54 now, man. That's what I'm realizing. 611 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:35,000 That's why I'm having the time of my life with this podcast. 612 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:40,000 Yeah, it's great. We get to rehearse stuff like that. We get to visit a lot. 613 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:45,000 We know each other's lives really well. It's very good. 614 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:52,000 I don't know if we've really seen each other or talked to each other in 30 years. 615 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000 I know. 616 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000 Not more? 617 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Yeah. 618 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,000 But here we are. 619 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Yep. Yep, here we are. And it's a lot of fun too. 620 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 I'm loving it. 621 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 I am too. I am too. 622 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:16,000 So, what the hell was I talking about? Oh, okay, yeah. I have matchbooks. That's one of them. 623 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:21,000 And I have other matchbooks too that are older. And I just have to look at it. 624 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:25,000 There's this one drive-in that was just north of Kansas City on Chateau Trafficway. 625 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,000 I've got one of them. I can't think of the name of it. I don't know. 626 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:36,000 I probably remember it. What we did when I was a kid. We drove around drive-ins. 627 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000 Dairy Snatch or something. I don't know. 628 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,000 Dairy Harry Snatch or something. I don't know. 629 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000 Anyhow, I forgot the name of it. 630 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000 What is Dairyland? 631 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000 Yeah. 632 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,000 Big fucking burger and fries. I don't know. Something. Yeah. 633 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000 What is? 634 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Yeah. Yep. 635 00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:00,000 So, anyhow. 636 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:06,000 Okay. What is the most tasteless food? This is just a question that I had thrown at you. 637 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Yeah. 638 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000 Okay. You won. 639 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000 That quick. 640 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000 There we go. 641 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,000 You asked. I had to answer that quick. 642 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Okay. What is the second most tasteless food? 643 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 Oh, that I wouldn't know. 644 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:26,000 I'm going to say grits. 645 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:31,000 Because grits don't have flavor unless you add it to them. 646 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:38,000 That's okay. That's what I was thinking. It's the ingredients you add to it. 647 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,000 I may have to go with you on that one. 648 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Okay. That's number two. Kale is the most tasteless in a lot of different ways. 649 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,000 Yeah. You see how quick I jump on that one. 650 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 That was fantastic, Rob. 651 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 I'm keeping an eye on you. 652 00:39:52,000 --> 00:40:00,000 Okay. To Rob. Because kale blows and so do you if you like it. 653 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:06,000 So, anyhow. Oh, but let's see. Oh, let's. 654 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,000 I think there's more to this story, I guess. 655 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:15,000 Last weekend, two counters from the American Pencil Collector's Society. 656 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 What a bunch of idiots. 657 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Okay. How do we go from crepto-crest to kale? 658 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000 I don't know. I don't know. 659 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000 I had to look back to my computer. 660 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 That was all you listed to it. 661 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Okay. I believe it. You know what? I had to go back to my computer to find out where the hell I was at. 662 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:43,000 I was like, I do real despitch so bad, I don't know if we're upside down and on fire or in the corner. 663 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:48,000 We're having a good day today. This is going to be a good fight. 664 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,000 It is. It's so all over the place so far. 665 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:57,000 Let's see. Last weekend, two counters from the American Pencil Collector's Society. 666 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:02,000 NERDS! Those are the guys who have been up in school. Come on now. 667 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Hey, come here. 668 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Hey, I'm thinking about joining the American Pencil Collector's Society. 669 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:17,000 Oh, really? No, dude! Now get the fuck out of here! 670 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:24,000 I really don't think we had that order to take, sir. 671 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,000 If we did, we would have beat the shit out of them. 672 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:40,000 So the American Pencil Collector's Society, we're at the Colfax Historic Society to count both of these pencils. 673 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Now he's waiting to hear if the count is approved by Guinness, which estimated the review process could take up to three months. 674 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,000 What the fuck? What does Guinness have to do? 675 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,000 Take it up to three months? I'd call bullshit on that. 676 00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,000 They just want the free pub. They'll come back in three months and make a big deal out of this again. 677 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,000 Oh, it was his! He does have a record. 678 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,000 It takes three months to count? 679 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:17,000 Yeah, no, I'm not. Bullshit. I call bullshit on him right now. Are you with me? 680 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:24,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll take those three months to count that many pencils. 681 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000 No, I agree with you 100%. 682 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:34,000 I could do that in less than a day. Half a day. If I take my time. 683 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000 Okay. 684 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,000 You're saying? 685 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 Yep. 686 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:51,000 Alright, let's see now. We have a truck hauling a load of bananas catches fire on Florida Highway. 687 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000 Oh. 688 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,000 Yeah. Well, anyhow. 689 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,000 Did anybody bring any chocolate or marshmallows? 690 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,000 That's what I was looking. Nope, nobody did. 691 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:10,000 I know. I know. So, let's see, what else? 692 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:15,000 Oh, JP Morgan's fucked. I think it's awesome. 693 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:24,000 JP Morgan Chase has had a lot of people pull their money out of there because their shitty business practices, in my opinion. 694 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:35,000 Well, then I'm going to have to tell my old boy to pull my array out of it. It ain't much. It ain't much at all in a small fraction. Yeah, I got a little... 695 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Oh, yeah. Oh, well, you are the one that said you had to work up until last break on your funeral. 696 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Yeah, yeah. 697 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000 Okay, well. 698 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:49,000 Well, no, that was my choices throughout my life. 699 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,000 Okay. You know, I was going to say... 700 00:43:52,000 --> 00:44:02,000 I enjoyed life young, so therefore I have to work my ass off when I'm old. 701 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,000 I had to do a lot of catch-up is what I had to do. 702 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 Yeah, that's what I did. 703 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:13,000 I did get to very good places and did do pretty well, but it took... 704 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:19,000 I've had a lot of impressive jobs. 705 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:27,000 It just did. I was making like $12 an hour. You know what I mean? 706 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000 Yeah, I get it. 707 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,000 I was always the helper. 708 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Okay. I'll tell you what. 709 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Yeah. 710 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,000 You're certified in pools. You could make a lot of money if you wanted to do that. 711 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:47,000 Well, I used to be. I could go back. I could pass that test again. 712 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:52,000 You could go into your own business, dude, and it doesn't take that much with pools. 713 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:58,000 A lot of that stuff, if you don't have it, you could go rent the equipment and just charge it to the person. 714 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Yeah, and we got different pool companies around here that I get the chemicals. I get whatever I need. 715 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000 Yeah. 716 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000 I already know that. 717 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:15,000 Or in a lot of cases, Amazon will deliver it to your door. 718 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,000 I'm taking forklifts, too. 719 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Oh, okay. 720 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:24,000 I like the forklift. 721 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:29,000 I've lived a lot of wait, and I ain't got a set to say. 722 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:34,000 If I never have to get on a forklift again in my life, it'll be okay with me. 723 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 That's on you. 724 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:41,000 I've done it so much, I just have no desire to go near there. 725 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:48,000 I've done everything, man. I've done a lot of things. 726 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000 Okay. 727 00:45:49,000 --> 00:46:03,000 Well, anyway, JP Morgan has lost two billion, and it looks like their host lose at least one billion more. 728 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:12,000 And the deal is, a lot of it is because people are pulling their money out because they don't trust them. 729 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:20,000 All the bad pubs they've been getting lately, and I get it. I don't care for them. 730 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:33,000 Well, I just hope that my Edward Jones guy is smart. That's where my money goes through, is Edward Jones. 731 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:38,000 Should be about as good as anybody. I mean, they all follow algorithms anyhow. 732 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Yeah, yeah. 733 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:50,000 And also, the market's so volatile right now, in my opinion, we should be making more money than what we are. 734 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,000 But I'm not sure what is the whole root of the problem on this. 735 00:46:53,000 --> 00:47:00,000 Because volatility is supposed to really help the stock market because people sit back and they read it and they figure it out, 736 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:05,000 and they react to it or react before or after, depending on what it is. 737 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:10,000 So, anyhow, I don't know. 738 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:19,000 Seems to me like, I think, the last time I checked, I had a 1% loss this year, which is not good. 739 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:25,000 I've had very minimal gain. Very minimal. 740 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:30,000 Don't you see? Edward Jones is doing better than me. 741 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:36,000 Then we have T. Rowe Price. But then again, it's also what you're into also. 742 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,000 I could probably go in there and change the strategy and probably make more. 743 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000 And I think I'm going to have to. 744 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:48,000 You have T. Rowe Price? Yeah, see, that's what my simple IRA does. 745 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:59,000 I have T. Rowe Price. I have Davey Morgan. Yeah, I have, I put in like 6% every paycheck. 746 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,000 And my company matches 3. 747 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 That's not bad. That's pretty good. 748 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:12,000 Okay. No, the statements I get is the companies you're mentioning. 749 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:18,000 Okay. Yeah, I mean, I have money in T. Rowe Price. I have money in Davey Morgan. 750 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,000 It's just, you know, it's my retirement. 751 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:26,000 Well, it sounds like it's a diversified portfolio. 752 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:35,000 Okay. Did you know that a professor in Taiwan, Professor Wang Chou-mao, 753 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:43,000 the territory's health minister in Hong Kong, said someone who lived up in a restaurant would be unlikely to hit back if everyone stared at him. 754 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000 He's talking about cigarettes. 755 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000 Really? Yep. 756 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:55,000 And it says people in Hong Kong should stare at smokers disapprovingly as parts of efforts to create a tobacco-free city. 757 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000 The territory's health minister has said. 758 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:07,000 Professor Wang Chou-mao said people who have lived up in areas where it is prohibited are unlikely to hit back if everyone stares at him, local media reported. 759 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:17,000 Cigarettes can harm the health of the soul, Professor Lowe told a meeting of legislative counselors health service panel on Friday. 760 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:24,000 When the members of the public see people smoking in non-smoking areas, even if no law enforcement officers can show up immediately, 761 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000 we stare at the smokers. 762 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:32,000 When someone takes out a cigarette at a restaurant, everyone on the premises can stare at that person. 763 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:38,000 I do not believe that person would dare to hit back at everyone at the restaurant if they were simply staring. 764 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:42,000 So, let me ask you a question, Rob. You smoke, right? 765 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 Yes. 766 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:49,000 If everybody stared at you while you were smoking, would you stop? 767 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:53,000 They've done it for years, man. 768 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000 So, it wouldn't bother you in the least? 769 00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:01,000 That's why I was listening to this. I listen, or we listen. 770 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,000 I think the guy's completely wrong on this. 771 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:11,000 It's something I have dealt with since I was a teenager, and I'm in my 50s. 772 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:18,000 And I'm just now coming to a realization, I need to give it up. 773 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:25,000 I'm working on it. I don't smoke near what I used to. 774 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:29,000 I mean, it's only a few a day. 775 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:35,000 Just trying to get me by, killing somebody. 776 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,000 Rob, I wasn't saying that to... 777 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:43,000 No, no, no. I'm answering you honestly, man. You're asking, I'm answering you. 778 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:50,000 Oh, okay. All right, cool. That's what I wanted to answer. I didn't want to make you feel uncomfortable or anything. 779 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,000 No, no, no. I'm saying. 780 00:50:53,000 --> 00:51:00,000 I've done it for years. I've done it since you know me, before you knew me. 781 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:08,000 And here I am in my 50s, and I'm just now starting to work on kicking it. 782 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000 Cool. 783 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:15,000 And if I wait any longer, it's going to be too late. 784 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:20,000 I mean, it's probably too late now. I mean, they're damn done. 785 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:27,000 But I'm just so active, you know, like kind of counteractive, I hope. 786 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,000 We'll find out in a few years. 787 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:37,000 Well, I certainly hope so, Rob, because we all like Rob being around. 788 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000 I'm here. 789 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,000 I'm good. 790 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,000 I'm not going down without a fight, to say the least. 791 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:48,000 There you go. Neither am I either. So I am on health challenges, so I hear you. 792 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 So there we are. 793 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000 It doesn't all have to come from something. 794 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000 Wherefore are you going with that story? 795 00:51:53,000 --> 00:52:01,000 I was just talking. Really, I could go on about it. There's more that the article says, but who gives a shit? 796 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:14,000 I just think it's funny that their health minister thinks that by staring at someone, they're going to become, I don't know, embarrassed or weirded out and stop smoking there on the spot. 797 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,000 I disagree wholeheartedly. 798 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:25,000 Like I said, I've dealt with that for years. People say, you're not a great guy. Well, you do you. I'll do me. 799 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:30,000 Exactly. Yep, I agree with you. 800 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:34,000 It's like, they're a very good potluck. Whatever. Whatever your vice is. 801 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:43,000 We all have them. And for people who call people out for smoking, I find is short-sighted because we all have our own vices. 802 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:50,000 Well, back when we were growing up, smoking cigarettes was a different thing compared to today. 803 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,000 Yes. 804 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:55,000 Now everybody is vaping. 805 00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:00,000 And vaping is probably going to end up worse for you than actual smoking cigarettes. 806 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,000 I guarantee it. 807 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,000 The chemicals that they put in that, that they don't have to list. 808 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000 I guarantee it. 809 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:14,000 Are all carcinogens, number one. Number two, there's a lot of other things besides carcinogens that are horrible in them. So, anyhow. 810 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:18,000 Oh yeah, they have flavoring, they have whatever. 811 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,000 Yeah, so. 812 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000 No, I agree. 813 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:29,000 Alright, well Rob, are you wanting to put in a final thought here? Because I think we're about ready to wrap this bitch up and put a bow on it. 814 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000 I got one. 815 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:41,000 Alrighty, ladies and gentlemen, Rob Rad, the guy that wants to see your butthole and your face in the same picture, has a final thought. 816 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:45,000 At least one more please. Somebody at least. 817 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:52,000 Come on. He needs a ganja to step it up a bit. He needs to step it up a bit. 818 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,000 At least one more. 819 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,000 Yes. 820 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000 Not for men, somebody else. 821 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,000 Ganja, he'll give you plenty. You don't have to worry about it. 822 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,000 And no, that is not today's final thought. 823 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:07,000 Oh, okay. Go ahead with your final thought, Mr. Rob. 824 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:18,000 Okay, follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path. 825 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:31,000 Unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path, then by all means, you should follow that path. 826 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:43,000 And I am not, this was some words of some celebrity and I'm not going to mention that name on this show. 827 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000 Okay. 828 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:49,000 Because if I mentioned his name, you would never have me back on here again. 829 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,000 Okay. 830 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000 But I thought it was good words though. 831 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,000 Alright. 832 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,000 I thought it was good words. 833 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,000 Okay, I agree with you. Okay. 834 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:04,000 Two douchebags and microphone are hereby leaving your ear holes. Have a good day. 835 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000 Good night. 836 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:10,000 Not responsible for greasy residue left on your Bluetooth. 837 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,000 No! No! 838 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:28,000 Hey, where do they go? Where are the douchebags? 839 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,000 Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner. 840 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000 Oh geez. 841 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:37,000 Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. 842 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:51,000 Man, that smells.