1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Live from the historic River Market District in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:14,000 banks of the beautiful Crystal Blue Waters of the Missouri River, it is Two Boosh Bags 3 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:17,000 and Microphone Podcast. 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Oh Lord, that man just sawed a puppy in half. 5 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Hey there, don't worry, I have a clown nose. 6 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Oh no, that drunk guy just hit my child. 7 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:45,000 It's okay, I have a clown nose. 8 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Clown nose, just put one on and you can do anything. 9 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Want to run for office? 10 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Murder people in public? 11 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs. 12 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. 13 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Grab one today and make magic happen. 14 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags. 15 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Two douchebags and a microphone invade your ear holes in 3, 2, 1. 16 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Hello everybody, two douchebags and a microphone, this is Mark. 17 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,000 And I'm Tom. 18 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Alrighty, so anyhow, I got a few things going on today that I read about. 19 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 One of them Topher sent to me. 20 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:34,000 I don't know if he wants this officially to be a part of Topher's desk thing that we're 21 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 coming up with or not. 22 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 I'll have to ask him. 23 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:41,000 I don't know if he actually wants to write stuff out for me or, you know, and I read 24 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:46,000 them on the air or if he just throws me a couple of ideas and I run with it, I'm not 25 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 sure. 26 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:53,000 But the one that he pointed out to me and I think is funnier than hell is, we always 27 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 point out hypocrisy, right? 28 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Whether it be the left or the right, hypocrisy. 29 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:02,000 One of the biggest hypocritical pieces of crap in the world, in my opinion and I'm sure 30 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,000 many other people, is Ben and Jerry. 31 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Ben and Jerry have been soaking up profits for a long time and acting like they're these 32 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:15,000 do-gooders and always have something negative to say about America or the public in America 33 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 or something. 34 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,000 And so, this is no different. 35 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:26,000 July 4th, they tweeted out that America needs to give back the land to the Native Americans 36 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 and be serious about it. 37 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Well, several tribes took issue to this because Ben and Jerry's land in Vermont is on their 38 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 land. 39 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:41,000 So, they issued statements to Ben and Jerry saying, hey, if you're really serious about 40 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 it, let's start talking. 41 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Give your land back. 42 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:49,000 So far, there's not been a response from Ben and Jerry's like you would think because all 43 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:55,000 they are is some fat mouthed fucking hippies that sit around and smoke pot all day, which 44 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,000 there's nothing wrong with, and come up with shit of why America sucks. 45 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Well, I'll tell you what, I wish America would get smart and not buy their ice cream. 46 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Their ice cream's not that fucking good in my opinion anyhow and all I get tired of hearing 47 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:10,000 about blowhards telling me about how I need to live my life. 48 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Well, this is a great example here, Ben and Jerry. 49 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Give your fucking land back if you really mean it and if not, shut your fucking mouth 50 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 and go away forever. 51 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 I'm tired of you fucks always saying something. 52 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:24,000 I wish people would get it fucking brain and quit buying their stuff. 53 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 So, anyhow, go ahead. 54 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,000 I eat cheap ice cream that tastes just as good as theirs. 55 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Yeah, their ice cream is ridiculously overpriced and overrated, yes. 56 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 And they always have something negative. 57 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:41,000 So, they kind of remind me of American born Roger Waters. 58 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Roger Waters will sure take money from America. 59 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:48,000 You want to go see a concert, he'll charge you a lot of money to see his concert. 60 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:53,000 But, he'll tell you how bad we are in the same sentence and there are a lot of other 61 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 ones like that too. 62 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,000 There's other people, blabbermouth, fucking assholes that can't stand behind their word. 63 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:07,000 So, anyhow, indigenous tribes on both sides of the U.S. and Canadian border are squabbling 64 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:12,000 over who is entitled to compensation for Ben & Jerry over its Vermont headquarters, 65 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,000 which some claim sits on stolen land. 66 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Chief Work O'Bornsine of Quebec-based Albinaki Bank Council said that Ben & Jerry's is on 67 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:33,000 their land, but coincidentally there is a different tribe in America, the Nelthegan 68 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:41,000 brand of the Albinaki nation says it's their land. 69 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:45,000 And both of them are kind of fighting over who Ben & Jerry owns royalties or whatever, 70 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:49,000 however you do it, pay the money or just give the land back or whatever. 71 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:53,000 But both of them are fighting over who is going to get the money from Ben & Jerry because 72 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Ben & Jerry are over their mouth and off like they always do and someone finally put them 73 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 to the test. 74 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Someone that should. 75 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,000 The people that they're supposedly in air quotations defending. 76 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Well, I think it's kind of funny that you haven't heard shit from them about it and 77 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,000 you probably won't either because they put their foot in their mouth. 78 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Not only did they tweet that in America, but they tweeted it in Canada on Canada Day, which 79 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:22,000 was a few days prior to the 4th of July. 80 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 They're both in the same area. 81 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Yeah, they are. 82 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:31,000 And anyhow, so far all you're getting from Ben & Jerry is crickets, kind of like their 83 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 brain power. 84 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:37,000 So anyhow, Ben & Jerry's two douchebags in microphones say, fuck you, shut up and go 85 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:40,000 move to, go move somewhere else you assholes. 86 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:44,000 If you hate it so bad here and we're so bad, go move somewhere else. 87 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:48,000 But, not only do you move somewhere else, you forfeit all the money you made over here 88 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 because we're so evil. 89 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 So eat a dick, fuckfaces. 90 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:56,000 So, anyhow, that's about all I've got to say about them. 91 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,000 That came from Topher and thank you Topher if you listen to this. 92 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 Topher. 93 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Yeah, he's probably got better taste. 94 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 He doesn't listen to this. 95 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 I'm joking around. 96 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Anyhow, I loved that when he sent that to me. 97 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 I was like, aha, this is brilliant. 98 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:20,000 This is exactly what him and I had done for quite a while there. 99 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Yes it is. 100 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,000 I'm going to point out hypocrisy. 101 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:31,000 And so, anyhow, that was, thank you Topher. 102 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:37,000 So, I'm trying to get to this deal here. 103 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:44,000 What it is, is Farmers Insurance Agency, we all know them right? 104 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Yes. 105 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Okay. 106 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Well, about a year, year and a half ago, they said that they were going to only be 107 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:59,000 probably primarily doing remote work from here on out so people could do it from home. 108 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:03,000 So, all these people did different things. 109 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:09,000 You know, they moved out of state because they didn't think they was ever going to have to go to work at the place again. 110 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:18,000 They shifted their life around to accommodate remote work. 111 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:26,000 You know, some people bought an RV and just like they're tooling around America and they're doing their remote work from wherever. 112 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 You know, whether it be a lakeside or oceanside or whatever. 113 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:34,000 And then the CEO took and reversed everything about a week ago. 114 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:43,000 So, anyhow, employees at Insurance Giant, Farmers Group, who sold their houses and moved after they were told they would be allowed to remain remote last year, 115 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:50,000 are furious over the company's requirement that they return to the office at least three days per week, according to a report. 116 00:07:50,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Farmers Group CEO, Raul Vargas, who recently took over the California based company, reversed his predecessor's policy of allowing most employees to work from home. 117 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:09,000 Vargas' about face on remote work sparked a deluge of angry responses from farmers' employees, 118 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:18,000 who took to the firm's internal social media platform and posted messages filled with angry and crying emojis, according to the Wall Street Journal. 119 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:32,000 I sold my house and moved closer to my grandkids, one employee in the claims division wrote on the message board. So sad I have this huge financial decision based on a lie. 120 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,000 This is seemingly a power move that is frankly disgusting, another employee wrote. 121 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:42,000 A farmer's spokesperson told The Post, this is a New York Post and this is where I get this information from. 122 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:51,000 Emerging from the pandemic, the Farmers' Leadership Team has decided the organization will move to a hybrid work environment beginning in September. 123 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:58,000 A blended approach, we believe, will allow us to continue offering the flexibility we all value while reaping the benefits of the office environment. 124 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:04,000 And I know what he means by office environment, I think you do too, right? Someone keeping an eye on you. 125 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Because it's been proven pretty much that if no one's keeping an eye on you, you're not keeping an eye on yourself. 126 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:18,000 And you're not as productive from home, they've proved this. 127 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:25,000 And also, the type of workers changed over the last few years anyhow. 128 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Let's face it, a lot of the boomers, a lot of the Xers will keep busy whether someone's behind them or not. 129 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Now, I don't know if the generations after that, the Millennials and the Zoomers and all that, are necessarily that self-starting, you know what I mean? 130 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Or that disciplined. 131 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:52,000 I know exactly what you mean because I'm dealing with this at work right now. 132 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,000 I think we're all dealing with it at work. 133 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:13,000 The spokesperson said that employees with a 50-mile radius of a farmer's office will work from their respective office location at least three days a week, per week, three days per week, while having the flexibility to work remotely two days per week. 134 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Based on business need and different types of positions, roughly 60% of farmers' employees will be hybrid. 135 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:25,000 The other roles will either be virtual or in-office, the spokesperson said. 136 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:32,000 As business conditions, such as emerging from the pandemic, change, so must business approaches, the company spokesperson said. 137 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:37,000 We are regularly evaluating and adapting our ways of working to align with business needs. 138 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:44,000 To that end, the decision to embrace virtual work at the beginning of the pandemic in March of 2020 was one that made sense at the time. 139 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Adopting a hybrid approach in September 23 is what makes sense for an organization now, the company said. 140 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:58,000 I'll let you speak here really quick and I have some comments about this too. 141 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Okay, no. 142 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:06,000 I think a lot of people in this country would agree with me on this. 143 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,000 We've kind of foreseen this coming. 144 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:18,000 People got, everybody was used to actually showing up at work and then you got to where you could work from home. 145 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Unfortunately, I did not have that opportunity. 146 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Same here. 147 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:31,000 And everybody's received, and it lasted so long that everybody's seen it. 148 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000 People are going to get comfortable. 149 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:38,000 And now they're, okay, what do you do after that? 150 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 People got to go back to work. 151 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Yes. 152 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,000 And this was questions during the pandemic. 153 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:49,000 A lot of people were asking the new normal. 154 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Yeah. 155 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:58,000 And I do not agree with, you need to show up at work. 156 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 You really do. 157 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Very well said, Rob. 158 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:08,000 And you mentioned something about the young people. 159 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Fortunately, my son is 18 years old, just graduated. 160 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:17,000 I just got him a job out where I've worked and I am getting so many compliments on him. 161 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Where we have other kids his age. 162 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:25,000 We got a guy that's in his 30s that's about to lose his job. 163 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Because he don't want to show up. 164 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:34,000 He wants to, you know, he is very waste of time. 165 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000 You know. 166 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:39,000 And my son's outshining them all. 167 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Well, yeah, I see where you were going with that whole thing. 168 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Yes. 169 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 And I've got a little bit more to add to that. 170 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Rob, that was very well said and I agree with it 100%. 171 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 And I don't think I could have said it any better. 172 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000 Okay. 173 00:12:52,000 --> 00:13:01,000 Now, what you're talking about was the old CEO of Farmers Insurance speaking when there was a pandemic going on, right? 174 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:06,000 What you have is a new guy here reassessing things when he came in. 175 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Okay, so to call this guy a liar is a stretch. 176 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Because this guy didn't say it. 177 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 The other guy said it. 178 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Right. 179 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:22,000 This guy came in and took a look at this ball of shit on his desk and he's like, you know what? 180 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 I'm going to have to change some things around. 181 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000 And God bless him. 182 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 You know what? 183 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,000 He's doing what he has to do to keep the business profitable and going. 184 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Yeah, you have to. 185 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 You have to. 186 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Yeah, so I, not only everything that you said, but would like to also add that is we are talking about two different people here. 187 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:44,000 And companies do change directions regularly depending on need. 188 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,000 The ones that own are the ones that do not stay in business. 189 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000 And that's just the way it is. 190 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 So, on with you. 191 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:57,000 I think that these people, you know, they altered their life and they may be mad. 192 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000 But you know what? 193 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Maybe they should have thought about that a little bit better detail before they went through all these problems. 194 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:11,000 Now, you go selling your home during this because you think you're going to live online the rest of your life. 195 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000 That's what I said. 196 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 This world's gotten lazy. 197 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Oh, yeah. 198 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 Well, I mean, yeah, exactly. 199 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 It has gotten lazy. 200 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:27,000 And another thing is, is like as for the person that moved closer to their grandkids, Wolf, is that big of an issue? 201 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,000 And I understand that and I appreciate that. 202 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:35,000 You know, I'm fortunate enough to have everybody really, you know, within an easy drive. 203 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:40,000 And we get to see everybody as much as, well, I mean, not, you never get to see them as much as you want. 204 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:46,000 But enough and nobody feels, you know, left out or nothing or like they are. 205 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Okay. 206 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000 Yeah. 207 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,000 And I know that there's people that their kids move a thousand miles away and that sucks. 208 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 They don't get to see the grandkids and all that. 209 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 I get that. 210 00:14:55,000 --> 00:15:04,000 But if it was that big of an issue, maybe they should find a job somewhere around their grandkids are and take that job. 211 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000 That's exactly what was going through my mind. 212 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Yeah. And farmers insurance is not responsible for you or that. 213 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,000 No, you're the one that gave it up. 214 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Yes. Farmers insurance can suddenly go, oh, golly, you know, you know, Jeffy down there, he's not near his grandkids. 215 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000 What are we going to do? 216 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Well, you know what? 217 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Let Jeffy go do whatever he wants. 218 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 No big deal, man. 219 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000 It might be transferring to that office. 220 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Yeah. 221 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Or something, you know, if Jeffy or whoever or Johnny or whatever. 222 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Felt that strongly about it. 223 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 You can find ways around stuff. 224 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 You can do things. 225 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:46,000 There are options in America to where you can do so, including taking another job. 226 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 Yes, you can. 227 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:54,000 So anyhow, I'm glad we I'm glad I'm glad we agree on that. 228 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 And Rob, you said that very well. 229 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 And thank you. 230 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:05,000 That was a really good response for me just throwing it at you because this is kind of an impromptu podcast is supposed to happen. 231 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 A few hours later in the day. 232 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:13,000 But I got I got a thrown a curveball at work and anyhow, I have to be in there much different hours. 233 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 So I have to shift everything. 234 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000 And Rob was good enough. 235 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:21,000 And I woke up at four was at work at six a.m. 236 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:26,000 And got off at 11 and he called me at two thirty. 237 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Yeah. 238 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 It's supposed to be later in the afternoon. 239 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000 So everybody, that's where that's dedication. 240 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000 It's going to be a good one. 241 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Yes, it is. 242 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 That is dedication. 243 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,000 It's going to be a really good one because guess what I got in my greedy little mitts? 244 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Oh, a new dear douchebag letter. 245 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 It's been a lot. 246 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Is it gone? 247 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 No, it's not gone. 248 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:50,000 I don't know what to do about God's. 249 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000 I'm flabbergasted. 250 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:57,000 I never thought that someone would send you an ass up face pic like I requested. 251 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:04,000 I started to have to ghost him. 252 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000 I've been having to ghost him. 253 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 Well, I've been busy too. 254 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000 So, yeah. 255 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Well, I'm kind of jealous. 256 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000 I'm kind of jealous. 257 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000 I've been doing this longer and I have not had a stalker yet. 258 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 You already got a stalker. 259 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Shit. 260 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,000 That's because you invited him. 261 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000 And I invited him. 262 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,000 And he's still like, nah, nah, I don't want that Mark guy. 263 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 I'm going to show Rob my asshole. 264 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,000 Oh my God. 265 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 So you had to ghost him, huh? 266 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Well, I've been putting him off. 267 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 I'll get a hold of him later. 268 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,000 So, yeah. 269 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 That still kills me. 270 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,000 I can't believe that that one. 271 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,000 I can't believe somebody actually did this. 272 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 I really can't. 273 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000 I can't either. 274 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 It still gets me. 275 00:17:54,000 --> 00:18:00,000 So how many pictures has he sent you not sold? 276 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:04,000 No, no, no money involved. 277 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Yeah, no money involved. 278 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000 I'm sorry. 279 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000 Straight up. 280 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Straight up. 281 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000 No. 282 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 That was Mark's wording, if you'll listen. 283 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Yes, and that was an accident too. 284 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Yeah, it was his habit. 285 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Yeah. 286 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:22,000 I said sold accidentally because this guitar that I've been looking at was just sold and 287 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 it just popped up on the screen. 288 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000 Oh, sorry. 289 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Wasn't in the cards. 290 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Sorry. 291 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 It's all right. 292 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 It's okay. 293 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:35,000 I didn't want to drive halfway to St. Louis to get to Sonbitch anyhow. 294 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Yeah. 295 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000 Anyhow, it's okay. 296 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 There will be another one coming along. 297 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:44,000 But I'll have to show you a picture of it when I get a chance. 298 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000 I'll have to snap a picture of it and then send it to you. 299 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Yeah, do that. 300 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Do that. 301 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Let's do that. 302 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000 Oh, this thing is beautiful. 303 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000 Let's get the letter. 304 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Oh, okay. 305 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Get the letter. 306 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000 All right. 307 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Dear douchebags. 308 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Oh, hang on. 309 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Hang on. 310 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Well, hang on. 311 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Let's do our pause so I can actually put in the damn liner that I came up with it. 312 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 So we'll be right back, everybody. 313 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Got you. 314 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Got you. 315 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Two douchebags and a microphone, the number one show for people that lie about their favorite 316 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 podcast. 317 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 318 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000 It's strange insults from an alien. 319 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Real hilarity. 320 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 You are just like a cloud. 321 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,000 It's a beautiful day when you disappear. 322 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Dear Abby, not quite. 323 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,000 You have questions, we have answers. 324 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:42,000 They're not very good answers, but we have them. 325 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Okay. 326 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 All right. 327 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Two douchebags and a microphone on Mark. 328 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 I'm up. 329 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000 All righty. 330 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Well, as promised, I got a dear douchebag letter right here. 331 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000 All right. 332 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:58,000 Dear douchebags, I have a very unique problem. 333 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,000 My boss spits a lot when he talks, and he is a close talker. 334 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:06,000 He is very good to me, so I do not want to piss him off. 335 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:11,000 Any ideas on what I could possibly do to stop getting a shower every time he's near? 336 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,000 Signed, AllWet and WilMet. 337 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 Oh, wow. 338 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000 Another great name. 339 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 I know where that's at. 340 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000 It's up north Chicago. 341 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 I've been through there. 342 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Oh, is that WilMet, Missouri, or have you been through the one Chicago? 343 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000 No, I'm by Chicago. 344 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Okay. 345 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 I don't know if there's a WilMet, Missouri. 346 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 There probably is. 347 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 No, no. 348 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 I've been to WilMet, Chicago. 349 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Oh, okay. 350 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:44,000 I believe it's north shore, isn't it, up there? 351 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Yeah, I believe so, yeah. 352 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000 Okay. 353 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:55,000 Well, our crack staff, and let's see, I think we determined it was like cracks now, like old bones. 354 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000 One named Plumbers Crack, or the original, you know, the crack... 355 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 That was the last one I heard. 356 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Yeah, yeah. 357 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:10,000 It's like our crack staff, the old bones cracks, not the Plumbers Crack, or the crack drug. 358 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Our crack staff has came up with an answer. 359 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 That would never be. 360 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 That would never be. 361 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000 No, no. 362 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 So, here we go. 363 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 All right. 364 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:24,000 Dear old wet and WilMet, I have a couple of possible helpful tips. 365 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 I really hope they work for you. 366 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:34,000 One, if you're female, you can always pretend to become Muslim and wear a complete hijab headdress. 367 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Just remember to have spare ones in your office desk. 368 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:41,000 That way, when he showers one of them, you can go put on a dry one and not have to walk around 369 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:47,000 with his spit all over your cloth. 370 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Now, to me, that's a little extreme, but I mean, I guess if it works, it works, right? 371 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Yes, yes. 372 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Yeah. 373 00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Two, you can suddenly become very athletic, and when he comes to talk to you, you start stepping all around 374 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 and look at your Fitbit. 375 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,000 If he says anything, tell him you're listening, but your doctor ordered you to be more active 376 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000 and you're trying your best. 377 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,000 So, you know, there's nothing you can do about that, and it wouldn't be too suspicious to be like, 378 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:18,000 look, man, my doctor said that I need to keep in shape, that, you know, I have a lot of issues 379 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,000 right in my family, so every time he comes around, you start dancing around 380 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,000 and don't let him near you. 381 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:33,000 So, number three, if you have a small set of stares at your office, when he comes to talk to you, 382 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:37,000 make sure you're on the top stair, therefore, his saliva hits you in the clothing 383 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,000 and not in your face. 384 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:45,000 I guess pretty, so far, I think we have some pretty sound advice, right? 385 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 That's the best I could think of. 386 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Yeah, nothing too crazy. I mean, what do you do with something like this? 387 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 I mean, there's only so much you can do. 388 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Yeah, yeah. 389 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:59,000 Okay, and finally, my last and best suggestion is go to Amazon.com, 390 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:04,000 order a personal neck fan, the one that wraps around your neck. 391 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:09,000 The fan should aim close enough to blow any unwanted spit straight back at him. 392 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:13,000 There you go, best of luck. Thanks for trusting us with your problems. 393 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:18,000 And I mean, really, if you listen to us on anything, best of luck, for real, 394 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000 because that's what you're going to need. 395 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Good. 396 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Although, I think our crack staff was pretty good on this one. 397 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Oh, they were very, yeah. 398 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Yeah, they came up with some solutions that may not get you fired or even looked at weird. 399 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:38,000 Right. I mean, you could always go under COVID stuff and wear the mask again. 400 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:42,000 That's another one. I'll crack staff to not pick up on that. 401 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Yeah, and also you could wear like sunglasses too and say that you have some sort of an eye problem 402 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000 that you can't get bright lights, make everything blurry, 403 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000 because before I had my Lasik, I had that problem. 404 00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:04,000 And then I had the Lasik surgery and now I don't have to like pretty much need sunglasses inside. 405 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 So yeah, there's all different kinds of stuff you can do. 406 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:12,000 But I was always an advocate of like every time he comes over to like spit in your face, 407 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:17,000 tell him you already had your shower and to speak from a distance. 408 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:21,000 Yeah, see, me, I spit back. That's the thing. 409 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Daffy Ducking. You Daffy Ducking, wouldn't you? 410 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Well, that is my nickname, Duck. 411 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Oh, it is? That's right. 412 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,000 Does anyone ever call you Duck anymore? 413 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:41,000 A lot of people. I have grandkids that call me Paw Paw Duck. 414 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Now, OK, refresh me. 415 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,000 I got it tattooed on my arm. Come on, Mark. 416 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:52,000 OK, I got a question. All right. I don't remember how that name originated. 417 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 How did it originate? 418 00:24:54,000 --> 00:25:00,000 OK, back when I was like 12, 13 years old. OK. 419 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:07,000 If you remember the 80s, there was a song that came up and it hit the top 40. 420 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,000 It was called Macho Duck. 421 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000 As opposed to Disco Duck in the late 70s. 422 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:17,000 It was a parody. Well, yeah. 423 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:21,000 Yeah, there was Disco Duck, but there was Macho Duck, 424 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:27,000 which Macho Duck was a parody of Macho Man by the Village People. 425 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,000 Ha. Macho Macho Duck. 426 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 OK, well, it hit the top 40. 427 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:39,000 Well, I always thought I was hot shit on my bike, you know. 428 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 I was always, you know, I did everything. 429 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000 Uh-huh. 430 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:50,000 Well, one day I put, I mean, this is for real. 431 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,000 I put 100 pounds of air in a bicycle tire. 432 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000 Uh-huh. 433 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000 20 inch bicycle tire. 434 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:04,000 And I rode it up the road, rode it back down the road, stopped, was sitting on it, talking to my neighbor. 435 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000 Uh-huh. 436 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:13,000 And all of a sudden that tire just blew. 437 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:18,000 And my dad and his buddy were standing in the driveway across the street. 438 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Uh-huh. 439 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:26,000 And that was the moment he came up with the nickname, he came up with Macho Duck. 440 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000 That's funny. 441 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Because that was the song. Because I thought I was macho, you know. 442 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000 Cool. 443 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:39,000 And Duck stuck with me over the years. 444 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Yeah, because ever since I first met you, I remember you said you just called me Duck. 445 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000 And everyone just automatically started calling you Duck. 446 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000 It's on my Facebook, yeah. 447 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,000 I mean, even my grandkids call me Paw Paw Duck. 448 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 That's awesome. Cool. 449 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 Yeah. 450 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,000 Well, good. Awesome. 451 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:03,000 I got a question. 452 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000 Yeah? 453 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,000 Have you ever heard of bed rotting? 454 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Bed rotting. 455 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Bed rotting. 456 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:19,000 No, but I have a six month old golden lab that's eating my box spring. Is that close enough? 457 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Yeah. It's eating your box spring? 458 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Seriously, I'm starting to worry about falling through my box spring in the middle of the night. 459 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Can't you stop him from eating it? 460 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:35,000 No, we need... I'm looking into a trainer. 461 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Okay. 462 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:41,000 I'll send you a picture of my couch after a while. 463 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Actually, while me and my son were at work. 464 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Oh, it's great, yeah. 465 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Labrador's will do that when I first got my very first lab when I was on my own, not as a child. 466 00:27:54,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Boo Boo, I left her alone a little bit too long and she chewed up the whole living room because they get nervous. 467 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,000 Oh, they do. Yes. Yes. 468 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,000 Anyway. 469 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:17,000 Okay. Well, bed rotting is a new trend with the Zs, the Zoomers, the Gen Zs. 470 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:27,000 This from CNN. After working another weekend shift, Dr. Jessica Gold returned home feeling burnout and succumbed to her urge to watch TV and sleep most of the day. 471 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:34,000 As Gen Z would say, she was bed rotting. 472 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Gold is one of the many TikTok users who weighed in on the latest viral self-care term in which users post videos of themselves tucked under layers of blankets, oftentimes with a phone or snack in hand. 473 00:28:47,000 --> 00:29:03,000 The phrase describes staying in bed all day by choice, therefore rotting there, according to Gold, an assistant professor of psychiatry at Washington University School and of medicine in St. Louis. 474 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:13,000 I think it is okay to do if you need it, she said, but I have to let myself do it as long as you understand why you're doing it and turn to other coping skills as well. 475 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Bed rotting is similar to having a lazy day, but it's more of an immobile term with less activity, Gold said. 476 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:32,000 During the lazy day, you can still engage in activities that you find fun and relaxing while possibly spending time with friends and family, she said. 477 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:41,000 Okay, so it sounds to me like mentally and physically worn out. 478 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:48,000 So this is what they do and then they post it on TikTok is is they're like, hey, I'm in a bed rot for a little bit. 479 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:55,000 So don't look for me. Look for me, you know, lying in underneath a bunch of blankets on TikTok. 480 00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Okay, well, I, I understand that. I mean, I see this. I know a few people that do this. 481 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:13,000 I am not one of them people. I am not either and I never have been. 482 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:18,000 But yeah, I mean, I see where they come where they're coming from. 483 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:25,000 Well, I mean, it's kind of like, you know, I, you know, we used to say something like, man, keep your head low today. 484 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:30,000 You know, don't, you know, just fucking keep your head down and just kind of bear through it. 485 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Well, they don't bear through it anymore. They go way down. 486 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:42,000 Everybody has their own way to relax. That's the way I'm looking at it. Everybody has their own way to relax. 487 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Yes. 488 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:49,000 For me, sitting here doing this is relaxing to me. 489 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:53,000 Yeah, me too. Me too. I enjoy it. 490 00:30:53,000 --> 00:31:03,000 From my daily, from my daily adulting, this is relaxing to me. 491 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,000 That's great. Well, it's kind of a getaway and escape. It's our art. 492 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000 You know, everyone has different forms of art. Some people paint. 493 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:15,000 Yeah, you know, some people play chess, whatever. I mean, you know, some people crochet. 494 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:19,000 So, you know, whatever. That's what we're doing. We're doing verbal crocheting. 495 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:23,000 That's what we're doing. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. 496 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:31,000 Hey, Rob, look at this hat I'm making you. Isn't that cool? 497 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:39,000 The urge to rot in bed all day, especially as it happens more and more, is likely about something more than just catching up on sleep or needing a day to do nothing. 498 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:43,000 But avoiding the feeling, stress, and pain of being awake, she said, the sort of behavior... 499 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 This is Dr. Gold again. 500 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:53,000 The sort of behavior has been linked to symptoms of depression and anxiety among other mental health illnesses, Gold added. 501 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000 There's also their concern about sleep hygiene. 502 00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,000 And I learned about sleep hygiene before when I had some insomnia. 503 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:06,000 And this is when I worked at the old place where one of the dickheads that they put in charge of me... 504 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:14,000 I mean, they're both psychopaths, but the second one was even more of a psychopath, as much as it pains me to say, 505 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:20,000 because you never knew what kind of bullshit shit he was going to pull day to day. 506 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:30,000 And I developed some insomnia because I knew I had to go in there and deal with that stupid motherfucker all day long. 507 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:35,000 And so I learned about sleep hygiene. 508 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Sleep hygiene is where you have to take care of yourself before you go to sleep. 509 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 Take a nice warm shower. 510 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 Set the temperature. 511 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000 I like my bedroom cool, really cool. 512 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:57,000 So whatever it takes, whether it's windows open or turn the AC down when your vent's full open, a fan blowing on you, whatever. 513 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,000 You have to do all these things. 514 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,000 And then what it is, is your body gets accustomed to it. 515 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Every time you go in there and you have all these things just right, your body is like, 516 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:19,000 okay, I'm ready to sleep now because this is what we do when you turn down the lights, you turn the fan on high, the air temperature's low. 517 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 I just took a warm shower. 518 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000 You're in your zone. 519 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000 Yes. 520 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000 You're in your zone. 521 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 Yeah, that would be a good way of putting it. 522 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 So that's what they're talking about, sleep hygiene. 523 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:38,000 And they say if you screw it up, it's really hard to be able to get back to bed and have a regular bedtime. 524 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000 I understand that. 525 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Yeah. 526 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000 I do. 527 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000 Well, I do too. 528 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:50,000 And I think it's a good idea to do that. 529 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:57,000 I mean, I don't do it as much now because my work hours have changed and I don't work with a couple of psychopaths like I used to. 530 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,000 Yeah, I'm on a set schedule. 531 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000 So, yours varies. 532 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000 Yes, it does. 533 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 And I like that now. 534 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000 I didn't use it well except tonight. 535 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 I'm going to go in at 12, 15. 536 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000 In the morning it's not good. 537 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000 Oh, sorry. 538 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000 But... 539 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Hey, just so you know, for like two years I worked midnight to eight. 540 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000 I've done that too. 541 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:26,000 Which totally screwed me up because I've always been a day person. 542 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Oh, I... 543 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:33,000 You know, but I was making good money working for a decent company. 544 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Yeah, I understand that. 545 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Yeah, you know what? 546 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:47,000 At some point in our life I think everybody has to do some different things like that. 547 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:54,000 And I was glad that I did take the graveyard shift because I knew that I didn't want to do that ever again. 548 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Yeah. 549 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Yeah, I went back to days. 550 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 I mean, that's who I am. 551 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 You know. 552 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000 So... 553 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,000 Hey, did you know that there's a new Missouri driving law coming out? 554 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Nuh-uh. 555 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000 What is it? 556 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:14,000 It requires hands-free phone use. 557 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:20,000 No texting, videos, or social media. 558 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,000 Law goes into effect August 28th. 559 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000 Uh-huh. 560 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:32,000 And these are delayed until January 2025 though. 561 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Yeah, that's a little bit late on that, but okay, well... 562 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:40,000 Yeah, but at least they're going to start pulling people over for it. 563 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:44,000 Which I think has been a long time coming, myself. 564 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Yeah, I... 565 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000 I agree. 566 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:55,000 Because every day I dodge some idiot looking at their phone and they have no idea they almost killed me. 567 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Fucking driving nuts. 568 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:01,000 And then if you honk and flip them off, they look at you like, what did I do? 569 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000 And it's like, you wouldn't know what I did, asshole. 570 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000 Because you were too busy looking at your phone to tell me what I was doing. 571 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000 You don't know what lane I was in. 572 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,000 I could have been upside down, fucking naked, hanging from the roof. 573 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:25,000 You wouldn't know because you're too busy to make room to drive because you're so busy in your stupid conversation, probably about Taylor Swift. 574 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 Please don't even mention that name to me. 575 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Okay, sorry. 576 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 No, no. 577 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 I know. 578 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 I never will. 579 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000 Okay, no, I don't... 580 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000 You're staying. 581 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000 You're staying. 582 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000 Don't let me... 583 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000 Okay. 584 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:47,000 All right, well, when we come back, I have... 585 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 Who has the hurriest asshole? 586 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,000 And I have people put up against each other. 587 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Okay, well, all right. 588 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Well, this is famous people. 589 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Well, I guess we're famous too. 590 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000 Two douchebags and a microphone. 591 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,000 I have a story behind that one. 592 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Okay. 593 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,000 Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors and horrible pranks. 594 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:14,000 What the fuck is wrong with these guys? 595 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 596 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000 It's strange insults from an alien. 597 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 Real hilarity. 598 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:31,000 May every empty parking space you see in the distance actually contain a motorcycle. 599 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:36,000 If a 10 pound bag of shit could talk, this is what it would sound like. 600 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:44,000 Two Shirley temples and a bottle of scotch will be right back. 601 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000 All right, two douchebags and microphone. 602 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000 I'm Mark. 603 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000 And I'm Rob. 604 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:55,000 All right, so as we were talking about before the break, we're talking about hurriest asshole 605 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000 offs. 606 00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:01,000 So we're going to put up two people against each other and we're going to decide on air 607 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000 who has a hurrier asshole. 608 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,000 So you had a story to accommodate that, Rob? 609 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000 No, no. 610 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 You said you had celebrities. 611 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Let's do celebrities first. 612 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000 Okay. 613 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000 All right. 614 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:19,000 My first one is King Charles versus Nancy Pelosi. 615 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000 Nancy Pelosi. 616 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000 Pelosi out of a second. 617 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000 That quick. 618 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:31,000 I think King Charles is so anal in air quotations that he would have someone pluck his asshole 619 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000 every day. 620 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,000 He don't look very hairy from pictures I see. 621 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000 Nancy does. 622 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 Yeah, Pelosi, she's Italian. 623 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,000 Italian women can get a little hairy too. 624 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:46,000 Well, there was that deal with what was it? 625 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 The hair salon? 626 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,000 Somebody tried to attack her or something? 627 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000 I can't remember what it was. 628 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000 Let's see. 629 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Someone attacked her husband at home. 630 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 I was unaware of that. 631 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:03,000 There was something at a hair salon or something. 632 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,000 I'll go back and look into that. 633 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,000 Yeah, this was like a year or two ago. 634 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000 Yeah, yeah. 635 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000 You know what? 636 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Look that up and then we'll revisit it on the next podcast. 637 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000 I know. 638 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,000 But go ahead. 639 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000 Go ahead. 640 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000 She's still got my vote. 641 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000 She's got my vote too. 642 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000 For the first time ever. 643 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:26,000 As a matter of fact, when I wrote these out, I already made up my mind Pelosi won that 644 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000 one hands down. 645 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:32,000 I think that she has an asshole comb. 646 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,000 I think she parts it in the middle. 647 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 I think she braids it. 648 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 How about dreads? 649 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000 Whatever. 650 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,000 Braids, dreads, yeah, it's something. 651 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Okay, this next one's a little harder, but I enjoy it because it's people in the same 652 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000 field. 653 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:58,000 So Vince Neil versus Dave Mustaine. 654 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 I'm going. 655 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 I'm going Dave. 656 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,000 Man, I'm going to go with Vince. 657 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000 Do you think Vince is hairier than Dave? 658 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000 I think his asshole's hairier than Dave Mustaine's. 659 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000 Asshole. 660 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,000 Yeah. 661 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000 For no apparent reason. 662 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 No, no, no. 663 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 Vince is a pretty boy. 664 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000 You know he shades that shit. 665 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Okay. 666 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 I knew it today. 667 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000 You know what? 668 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:30,000 In Dave Mustaine, he'd take a big hairy shit and probably just be like, man. 669 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Yeah, Dave, Dave, Dave. 670 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,000 Yeah, yeah. 671 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,000 Come on. 672 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:38,000 Do you think Dave Mustaine gets all the shit off his ass hair? 673 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,000 Do you think he has so much ass hair that he has to flake off? 674 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:46,000 I'm guessing he flakes. 675 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,000 Me too. 676 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000 All right, you won that one. 677 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000 Dave Mustaine. 678 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,000 Dave Mustaine won the asshole hair off between him and Vince Neil. 679 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Only because Vince is a pretty boy. 680 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000 Yeah. 681 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 You know that motherfucker shades. 682 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000 All right. 683 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,000 The next one. 684 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:13,000 Guy Fieri versus Emeril Lagasse. 685 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:18,000 Now, Guy Fieri is Italian and they traditionally can get pretty hairy. 686 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000 Yeah. 687 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Emeril Lagasse. 688 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 Oh, I think he's Italian too, isn't he? 689 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000 Yeah, yeah. 690 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000 He is. 691 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000 Okay. 692 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,000 Well, I'm going to go with Emeril because I think he's a little bit older and he doesn't 693 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000 really care about his asshole hair. 694 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Actually, I was going to go Emeril myself too. 695 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,000 His guy's more on TV and more- 696 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,000 No, he takes time to dye his hair blonde. 697 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 Yeah. 698 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,000 And he also, he dyes his hair blonde too, which would indicate to me like maybe he would 699 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:51,000 want the carpet to match the drapes kind of deal. 700 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000 Oh, exactly. 701 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000 Yes. 702 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000 Yeah, you think so too? 703 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,000 Yeah. 704 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000 Emeril. 705 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,000 Emeril all the way. 706 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000 Okay. 707 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,000 This next one's a little bit weird. 708 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:10,000 Reggie Miller versus Larry Bird. 709 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000 Oh, wow. 710 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:15,000 I'm going to go with Larry Bird. 711 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,000 I think he has thick blonde ass hair. 712 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000 Yeah, yeah. 713 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:23,000 I think I got to agree with you on that one. 714 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000 Okay. 715 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000 The curly one. 716 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000 The curly one. 717 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000 Yes. 718 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000 The curly blonde one's hanging out. 719 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000 Yeah. 720 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Yeah, I think you're right. 721 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000 I think he has that- 722 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Yeah, it does like his hair. 723 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:38,000 Yeah, I think he also has that 1970s pub batch down there too. 724 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 725 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000 Yeah, yeah. 726 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000 Don't we agree? 727 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000 Okay. 728 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:47,720 And then finally, the last but not least, because I didn't write out too many of these, 729 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:49,760 I didn't know how it was going to sound. 730 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,800 So this is a preliminary one. 731 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:58,000 So this is the very first one of Ass Hair Wars. 732 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:03,000 So Aaron Rodgers versus Kirk Cousins. 733 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000 Aaron. 734 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Aaron. 735 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:12,000 He's the one doing shrooms. 736 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,000 He's doing the hippie shit. 737 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Okay. 738 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000 Aaron. 739 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000 Okay. 740 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Sounds good. 741 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000 Kirk's on his new Netflix thing. 742 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000 No. 743 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000 It's Aaron. 744 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000 Okay. 745 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000 I like it. 746 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000 Okay. 747 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000 Aaron it is. 748 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000 Now Aaron's door can't be opened. 749 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000 It's closed. 750 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000 It's closed. 751 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000 It's closed. 752 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000 It's closed. 753 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000 It's closed. 754 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000 It's closed. 755 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000 Now Aaron's door can't be opened. 756 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:41,000 Does he have like the black curly ones fucking popping out everywhere? 757 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,000 I don't know. 758 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,000 I don't care. 759 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,000 I'm a Mahomes fan. 760 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000 Yeah. 761 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000 And I'm betting Mahomes doesn't have any. 762 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,000 And my ass was the Aaron fan. 763 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000 So no. 764 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000 Okay. 765 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000 Okay. 766 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000 Well Aaron has, yeah. 767 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000 Okay. 768 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000 All right. 769 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000 Aaron Rodgers, we believe you have more ass hair. 770 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:08,000 He gives my vote for the first time ever. 771 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,000 And me too. 772 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000 All right. 773 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000 So this new segment might go somewhere. 774 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000 It's growing some legs. 775 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000 Yeah it might. 776 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000 It might. 777 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000 It's growing right before us. 778 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,000 Ass hair wars. 779 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000 Okay. 780 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 I got one for you. 781 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:32,000 Who has a hairier asshole from the first, the original two douchebags in a microphone? 782 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000 Or is it Tofer? 783 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,000 I've never seen Tofer. 784 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000 I've seen you. 785 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,000 You. 786 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000 Okay. 787 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,000 All right. 788 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000 All right. 789 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000 I bet you I do too. 790 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:53,000 But I'm going to have to request that Tofer calls in sometime and defends his ass hairs, 791 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000 however he wants to. 792 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000 Yes. 793 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000 Yeah. 794 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000 He's going to have to. 795 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000 Yes. 796 00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,000 Now. 797 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000 Now. 798 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000 Tofer that's my challenge. 799 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000 I have a hairy ass between you and me. 800 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000 Oh, you do. 801 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:09,000 I've had a DJ ask me to get off his DJ stand. 802 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:14,000 To get my hairy ass out of his DJ stand. 803 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:18,000 And I was saying, what is his exact word. 804 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 All right then. 805 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000 No, no, no. 806 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:31,000 I've seen your peppers out in Overland Park. 807 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 808 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:37,000 The college bar, it was a college bar back in the 90s. 809 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000 I'm familiar with who you're talking about. 810 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000 Yeah. 811 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:44,000 I got in riot out there one night. 812 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,000 Now it's seen your frogs. 813 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,000 Huh? 814 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 Now it's seen your frogs. 815 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000 Oh yeah. 816 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 Yeah, it was seen your frogs. 817 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,000 That's it. 818 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,000 Oh, it was? 819 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000 Oh, it never was seen your peppers? 820 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000 Oh. 821 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,000 No, it was seen your frogs. 822 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000 You're right. 823 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000 You're right. 824 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000 Okay. 825 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000 You're right on it. 826 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000 I'm sorry. 827 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000 No, that's okay. 828 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,000 No, this was back in the 90s. 829 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000 So it's been a long time. 830 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000 I'm trying to remember names and stuff. 831 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:18,000 But no, this friend of mine invited me to a bachelor party out there. 832 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Uh huh. 833 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:24,000 And I said, okay, I'll go. 834 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:31,000 Well then another friend of hers called me and said, hey, can you get your hands on a 835 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000 G string? 836 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,000 I said, I don't know why. 837 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,000 She goes, can you strip at her bachelor party? 838 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,000 I said, it's seen your frogs. 839 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:47,000 She goes, yeah, I know. 840 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:55,000 Well, I happened to know a buddy that was a stripper, male stripper. 841 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000 He had a G string. 842 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,000 I took her home and washed it thoroughly. 843 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000 Uh huh. 844 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:09,000 Went to his bachelor party, ended up standing on the DJ stand. 845 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:18,000 And the DJ saying, honey, and I'm dancing and just having girls coming up putting dollars 846 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000 in my G string. 847 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000 All right, now we're talking. 848 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000 Yeah, I was having a good time. 849 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000 And yeah, I've gotten hairier last time you've seen me. 850 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000 Very happy for you. 851 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000 He asked me to get my hairy ass out of his face over the microphone. 852 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:39,000 Great job, Rob. 853 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:47,000 Great job. 854 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000 Excellent. 855 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,000 Very cool. 856 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,000 All right. 857 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,000 Well, I like that story. 858 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,000 I think we bring it back. 859 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:59,000 You know, you can write your head to head challenges like me. 860 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Yeah. 861 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:05,000 Yeah, like in a couple of podcasts, let's both have our head to head ass off. 862 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000 I think that one's fine. 863 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000 Okay. 864 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,000 Either Alan or me stripping down from Millstone Dove. 865 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:24,000 What I'm saying is, is we have an ass off as in you pit two people against each other 866 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:30,000 on the ass off and then we can like, and all have mine and then we can have the winner 867 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:35,000 of each one face each other and we decide on air who wins the hairy ass off. 868 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000 Okay. 869 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000 Yeah. 870 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:44,000 We can do this because you know why the beauty value podcast is? 871 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,000 You can turn it off. 872 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,000 And we pick anybody with one. 873 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000 Yes. 874 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,000 Doesn't matter. 875 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,000 Everything is game. 876 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000 Everything is game. 877 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000 Including Sasquatch. 878 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,000 Yes. 879 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000 Now Sasquatch might win. 880 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,000 No, no. 881 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,000 Sasquatch is out. 882 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,000 Sasquatch is out. 883 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Okay. 884 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,000 It's not proven. 885 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000 All right. 886 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:07,000 All right. 887 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000 All right. 888 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000 All right. 889 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 We got something going here. 890 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000 We're playing ball. 891 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,000 We're playing ball. 892 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,000 All right. 893 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,000 Hairy Ass Off coming up in a couple of podcasts. 894 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:25,000 So everybody stay tuned for that brilliant, what would you call it? 895 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:30,000 That brilliant bit of, oh well. 896 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000 Whatever. 897 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:38,000 What do you expect from two people called Two Deuce Bags and a Microphone? 898 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000 Exactly. 899 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,000 It's all in our name and also you're getting your money's worth. 900 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,000 It's free. 901 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,000 Yes it is. 902 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,000 As our man Topher always said, relax. 903 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000 You're getting your money's worth. 904 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000 It's free. 905 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,000 So anyhow. 906 00:49:54,000 --> 00:50:00,000 Oh, you know when I was in Eureka Springs last weekend, right? 907 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,000 Yeah. 908 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:05,000 I did happen to go by the Black Oak Amphitheater, right? 909 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000 In Lampe? 910 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000 Oh did you? 911 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000 Oh, awesome. 912 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:17,000 Did you know that August 5th at Black Oak Amphitheater in Lampe, Missouri, Tom Kiefer, 913 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:24,000 and Cinderella Winger and John Karabi are coming to Black Oak Amphitheater? 914 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:32,000 Okay, well I think I read off that it was Tom Kiefer and Cinderella. 915 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,000 I didn't know about, yeah. 916 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,000 I don't think the other ones were added yet. 917 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,000 I don't, well I think it was Tom Kiefer and Cinderella. 918 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,000 You can go back and listen. 919 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000 I gave that report. 920 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,000 Oh you did? 921 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000 Okay. 922 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,000 But you didn't. 923 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,000 Black Oak. 924 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000 Okay, they didn't have the other two ones announced yet, did they? 925 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000 Or did they? 926 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000 I just missed it maybe. 927 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000 Okay, forget it. 928 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000 I don't know. 929 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000 Okay. 930 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,000 But I know the last one was not mentioned. 931 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,000 Well it was interesting because they really don't have a whole lot of concerts there right 932 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,000 now. 933 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,000 Really? 934 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,000 Yeah. 935 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:13,000 It seems like maybe for the rest of summer they might have five booked at the most. 936 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,000 Really? 937 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000 Yeah. 938 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000 Oh we got concerts everywhere. 939 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:24,000 Oh by the way there is another concert venue down here I forgot to mention. 940 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000 Oh yeah, what is it? 941 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,000 It's down on the Bagnolant Strip. 942 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,000 Uh huh. 943 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,000 It's called the Encore. 944 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:37,000 It's a bar slash amphitheater. 945 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:41,000 And they get a lot of big names there. 946 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:45,000 If you're a country fan Tyler Thorne is coming. 947 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:49,000 He sang a song called Redneck Crazy. 948 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000 Alright. 949 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,000 No it was a good song man. 950 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,000 Okay. 951 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 I say redneck all the time. 952 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000 It's a term of endearment. 953 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,000 I have a lot of redneck friends. 954 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000 I love them. 955 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,000 They're great people. 956 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,000 And it's fun. 957 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,000 Just like Heel Billy. 958 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:07,000 I mean we call, I mean people call me Heel Billy because I'm from Missouri. 959 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,000 Yeah I mean it's not a negative term. 960 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000 It's a term of infection. 961 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:17,000 Like if I see you somewhere remember we used to call each other fuckers and assholes because 962 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,000 we love each other. 963 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000 Not because we hate each other. 964 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,000 People we didn't like we didn't really speak that much about you know. 965 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:27,000 We came from the outskirts of Kansas City. 966 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,000 Yes. 967 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,000 So we had country and city. 968 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:38,000 And dude you were all city. 969 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,000 Yes you were all city. 970 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,000 Oh no I'm not arguing that because I did. 971 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000 I grew up in the city. 972 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:51,000 But my grandparents had a farm in between Harrisonville and Freeman. 973 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:55,000 Plus I lived in both. 974 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,000 Yeah. 975 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,000 So I had the best of both worlds. 976 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,000 Yeah. 977 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,000 Yeah that's what's making it. 978 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:08,000 Well as you know I lived in Cleveland Missouri what 30 years I lived in Kansas City a lot. 979 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,000 You know I mean I lived everywhere you know. 980 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,000 It's our home. 981 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,000 Yeah so. 982 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,000 Unfortunately my mom sold ours. 983 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000 Oh that sucks. 984 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,000 That property right now is worth a lot. 985 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000 It's worth a lot. 986 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,000 Yeah. 987 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,000 Yeah. 988 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000 So. 989 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:30,000 You know speak about Bagnell Dam right in the new concert venue. 990 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:37,000 Well I got a story about Bagnell Dam about how almost got killed by a bunch of bikers there. 991 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000 I ever tell you this story. 992 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000 How long ago was it. 993 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,000 Oh shit this is 20 some years ago. 994 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:54,000 Okay because yeah there was a biker story here like a year or two ago. 995 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,000 Oh. 996 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,000 Somebody got killed. 997 00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,000 I don't doubt it that could have been me if I didn't get the fuck out of there. 998 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,000 But it was like yeah. 999 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:08,000 I'll tell you what I'll dig that story up I'll bring it up on another podcast. 1000 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,000 Okay. 1001 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,000 That'll work. 1002 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,000 We're going to record tomorrow night or tomorrow. 1003 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000 I'll bring it up tomorrow. 1004 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,000 Okay. 1005 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,000 All right. 1006 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000 Well here's what happened to me. 1007 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:24,000 My friend Jenny that we kind of saw each other off and on you know kind of dated here and 1008 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,000 never serious just always kind of like you're not doing anything I'm not doing anything 1009 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 kind of deal right. 1010 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:36,000 Well at the time I was working four 10 hour days and anyhow I was getting off at Thursday 1011 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,000 and she sent me a text say what are you doing. 1012 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:43,000 I'm like call her up I go nothing I'm getting ready head home for work. 1013 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:48,000 Well before you head home why don't you swing by pick me up then we'll go by your house 1014 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,000 on the way out of there because it's on the way to the lake. 1015 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:55,000 And then you get what you need and let's go spend the three days you're off at the lake. 1016 00:54:55,000 --> 00:55:00,000 Hang on let me call my mom says she'll come down take care of the dogs while I'm gone. 1017 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000 Go back. 1018 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,000 Okay. 1019 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000 All right. 1020 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:09,000 I'm on my way go down and get her and we just found some cheap motel there. 1021 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:14,000 Well there's no cheap motels there but the cheapest one we could get impromptu deal you 1022 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000 know right there on the strip. 1023 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:22,000 So we're starting to drink you know like there's a bunch of bars here you want to go to a bar 1024 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,000 or something see what's going on see if there's any music or something. 1025 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:33,000 Yeah so we walk up and there's this biker bar just a couple of couple of spots up from 1026 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000 the hotel we're at. 1027 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:40,000 So I think I know which yeah I think I know which one you're talking about. 1028 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 Yeah I think it's still there. 1029 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 So I think it is. 1030 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000 Okay so. 1031 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:51,000 It's been a minute or two since I've been over there. 1032 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:55,000 They have a front part and then they have a back part there and in the back parts where 1033 00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:00,000 all the bikers normally go and the front so and the front parts just like you know the 1034 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,000 people coming in off the road they don't go back there they don't want to get caught up 1035 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,000 in any of the bullshit going on back there. 1036 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:12,000 Actually I think that may be the same point that the story I was talking about happened 1037 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 there. 1038 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,000 I don't know I got to look into it because I don't remember names. 1039 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,000 Anyway go ahead. 1040 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:22,000 Okay well anyhow I started off I go in there and I get us a couple of drinks and we're 1041 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 sitting down out front. 1042 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:29,000 So Jenny kept walking back there and she'd be gone for like 10-15 minutes and she'd come 1043 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,000 back with a couple of drinks. 1044 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 All right I'll be right back. 1045 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:36,000 Okay then she'd take a couple of sips and I'd be drinking mine. 1046 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:41,000 Then she'd come back like 10 minutes later maybe 15 at the most with another two or three 1047 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000 drinks. 1048 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000 I'm like wow this is cool. 1049 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000 Wow she's buying that's great. 1050 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:50,000 So this goes on for about an hour and a half and she's bringing the drinks back and all 1051 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:55,000 of a sudden this fucking big biker comes around the corner and goes who's that guy? 1052 00:56:55,000 --> 00:57:03,000 And I'm like ah ah ah and evidently she was leading these bikers on getting free drinks 1053 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,000 from them and fucking bringing them to me. 1054 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000 And he was not amused. 1055 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 The girl you were with. 1056 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000 Yes and I had no idea. 1057 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:16,000 Dude that's one of the women I've been with in my life. 1058 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:23,000 And I'm sitting there going ah ah ah and she goes it's my brother and I'm like yeah yeah 1059 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000 yeah I'm her brother. 1060 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:30,000 So he goes well then you come over and French kiss me if he's not your brother or if he 1061 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000 is your brother he won't care. 1062 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:36,000 So she comes over there and kind of kisses him just a little bit to get him off her ass 1063 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,000 right. 1064 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:41,000 So anyhow he still pisses out will you get me some beers guy? 1065 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,000 Okay okay no problem. 1066 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:49,000 So anyhow she's back there and finally she kind of breaks loose from him and anyhow he 1067 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:54,000 comes around the corner he's mad as hell because one of his friends seen her and I kissing 1068 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,000 on each other previous right. 1069 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,000 So he's going to beat my ass. 1070 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:04,000 So he comes around the corner and somebody's wife got into some sort of an altercation 1071 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:08,000 back behind there and anyhow someone comes around the corner and said I think his name 1072 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:13,000 was Jesse or something like that and he goes Jesse Jesse there's a sew and sew is about 1073 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,000 ready to throw down with sew and sew. 1074 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,000 And he goes aww shit and he goes you two don't move. 1075 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,000 So I fucking grab her and I go you're fucking running with me right now. 1076 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:25,000 We ran all the way back at hotel room and I locked ourselves in for about three hours 1077 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:30,000 to make sure all those fucking bikes were gone out of the front before I came back out. 1078 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:34,000 Dude why didn't you just push her in and take off? 1079 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,000 I should have. 1080 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,000 You started this shit. 1081 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,000 That might have happened if it went on another minute. 1082 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:42,000 I would have been like here you can have her. 1083 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,000 I would have already did it. 1084 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,000 You can have her she's yours. 1085 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:49,000 The moment he walked up to me I would have said what the fuck. 1086 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,000 I was going to cut him a check right there. 1087 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,000 I'm here with her. 1088 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,000 I would have been straight up. 1089 00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:01,000 I was caught off guard and there was like ten of them one of me. 1090 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,000 I don't like me on this show huh. 1091 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000 Yeah. 1092 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,000 Yes. 1093 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:13,000 So anyhow yeah so that was my story about Bagnell Dam and how I almost got killed by 1094 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:19,000 a bunch of bikers because a female was well the drinks were very appreciated right? 1095 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,000 Okay. 1096 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,000 Yeah. 1097 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:26,000 But you know not at the expense of me getting murdered over it. 1098 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,000 So. 1099 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:33,000 Oh by the way in the lake of the Ozarks news live DWI is what. 1100 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,000 Okay hang on hang on hang on hang on. 1101 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,000 Let's get the space here because I've got you. 1102 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,000 Oh that wasn't on the air? 1103 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,000 Yes it was hang on hang on all this was on the air. 1104 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,000 Yeah I'm telling my stories on air. 1105 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,000 You know what we'll do the promo next time go ahead. 1106 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:54,000 I got you a promo I got the voice guy to talk about now the lake Ozarks news with Rob Rand. 1107 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,000 Okay. 1108 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,000 We'll start next week. 1109 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,000 Okay go ahead. 1110 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,000 Let's do that tomorrow. 1111 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000 It's the double one. 1112 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,000 Okay. 1113 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,000 Yeah. 1114 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000 Just a bunch of DUIs that's it? 1115 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,000 Yeah that's it. 1116 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,000 Okay. 1117 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,000 Do they still stop you on the water with the blue light? 1118 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,000 DUI, drug bust that's about it. 1119 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:20,000 No a friend of mine was selling barbecue on a lake house boat or lake boat or whatever 1120 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:26,000 a house boat I guess and I guess you can't have blue lights because that's what the cops 1121 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000 use on the lake. 1122 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,000 Yeah. 1123 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,000 Yeah. 1124 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000 Yeah they got pulled over and got a big fucking ticket and they couldn't have the blue lights 1125 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,000 anymore. 1126 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,000 It's like a big ordeal. 1127 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:39,000 Yeah but you can have blue lights on a dock. 1128 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:44,000 I wonder what the big deal was you can't be floating around and have a blue light? 1129 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:52,000 But I thought yeah because yeah because your lights are supposed to be red and white. 1130 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,000 Oh okay. 1131 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,000 So clear. 1132 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,000 Now I yeah. 1133 01:00:55,000 --> 01:01:00,000 Blue would represent emergency. 1134 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000 Law enforcement. 1135 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000 Okay emergency that's what it is. 1136 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000 Like red and blue. 1137 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:12,000 Well I was complaining isn't barbecue on the lake an emergency? 1138 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,000 Oh always. 1139 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,000 Yeah. 1140 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:17,000 There you are starved you're fucking blasted you're sunburned. 1141 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,000 You don't have to be on the lake. 1142 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000 Barbecue is an emergency. 1143 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,000 It is that's what I thought. 1144 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000 I mean yeah I would argue that. 1145 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,000 I miss home. 1146 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:37,000 I gotta go to Walmart to get a Raleigh sauce just to have hometown barbecue. 1147 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:40,000 Well at least they sell it there now. 1148 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000 Yeah thank God. 1149 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,000 Yeah because there wasn't. 1150 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,000 Other than that it was KT Masterpiece. 1151 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,000 I'm sorry to me that's the most disgusting. 1152 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,000 Yeah I've never been a big fan. 1153 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,000 No it's it's just syrup. 1154 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000 All it is is molasses. 1155 01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,000 Yeah yeah it's it's money. 1156 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,000 It's money. 1157 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,000 Money. 1158 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,000 That's it. 1159 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,000 Hmm. 1160 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:10,000 Well funny we're doing this podcast and Topher just sent me another. 1161 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,000 We're gonna go ahead and call this Topher's desk. 1162 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,000 Let's see what he sent me here. 1163 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000 Oh okay. 1164 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:21,000 Joe Mixon restructures deal with the Bengals for nine million less over two years. 1165 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,000 Ouch. 1166 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:27,000 Yeah yeah because they want a new one. 1167 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,000 Well maybe Chris Jones ought to look at that. 1168 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:34,000 Yeah. 1169 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,000 Yeah. 1170 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:41,000 Okay well let me see. 1171 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,000 Let's see I'm answering back. 1172 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:50,000 Chris Jones needs to Annie. 1173 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,000 I think he was stupid. 1174 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:58,000 He should have never left KT. 1175 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:01,000 Oh I. 1176 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,000 Chris Jones never did. 1177 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000 Oh he's still. 1178 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,000 Oh yeah I was thinking. 1179 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,000 Okay I was thinking somebody else. 1180 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:17,000 If you enjoy two new bands in a microphone you'll definitely enjoy a shuffle to the head. 1181 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:21,000 Invisible ass paddling's new douche flavors and horrible pranks. 1182 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:38,000 The fuck is wrong with these guys. 1183 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000 Hey where'd everybody go. 1184 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,000 Where are the douche bags. 1185 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,000 Oh my god someone took a dump in the corner. 1186 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000 Oh geez. 1187 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,000 Glad they're gone. 1188 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,000 Let's just hope they don't come back. 1189 01:03:52,000 --> 01:04:17,000 Man that smells.