1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,360 Live from the banks of the beautiful crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it is Two 2 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:21,080 Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast. 3 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:25,720 This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags and a Microphone. 4 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:30,120 People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast. 5 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:31,120 1. 6 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,120 Smell. 7 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,120 Go to the city market and start sniffing. 8 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:38,640 Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats, Tabasco sauce, and 9 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,560 old sock with dark fuzzy urine. 10 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,120 2. 11 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,600 Look for the spot absent of patrons. 12 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:46,720 3. 13 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:50,600 The most telling sign is a crowd of patrons vomiting uncontrollably. 14 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,120 4. 15 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:56,120 Just call us at 816-512-7717. 16 00:00:56,120 --> 00:01:00,520 Well, guess they finally figured out the microphone. 17 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:01,520 Idiots. 18 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:06,320 Alright everybody, Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I'm Mark. 19 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,520 And I'm Rob. 20 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:09,520 Alright. 21 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:14,960 Well, let's see, 4th of July was yesterday. 22 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:18,440 And everything went pretty well. 23 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:22,280 The neighbors didn't kill anybody that I know of. 24 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,200 Didn't catch anything on fire that I know of. 25 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:31,080 So I think we escaped pretty luckily. 26 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,080 So that's a good thing. 27 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,080 Anyhow, how was yours, Rob? 28 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:34,080 It went pretty good. 29 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,080 Went swimming in the valley around town. 30 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:36,080 Good. 31 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,080 Yeah. 32 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,080 Good. 33 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:39,080 Where'd you go swimming at? 34 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,080 Down here at the lake. 35 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,080 There's a place called McGovern's Point. 36 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,080 Oh. 37 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:49,080 Okay. 38 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:52,320 Yeah. 39 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,320 Sounds cool. 40 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,320 Sounds good. 41 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,320 Yeah, we had a good time. 42 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,320 Did you watch some fireworks? 43 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,320 We went and watched some Sunday night. 44 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,320 Yeah, we did too. 45 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,320 We didn't watch them Sunday night. 46 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,320 We watched them last night. 47 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,320 And it was a pretty good display. 48 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,320 Not bad. 49 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,320 Yeah, ours was pretty good too. 50 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:12,320 Good. 51 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,320 Good. 52 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,320 Glad to hear you had a good time. 53 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,480 Well, let's see now. 54 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,080 I got some stuff I want to go into. 55 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:23,320 Do you have anything that's pertinent that you want to get to right now? 56 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,400 Or do you want to wait a little bit? 57 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,400 What's up? 58 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,400 No, I can hold on a few minutes. 59 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,400 Go right ahead. 60 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,400 All right. 61 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:35,640 Well, first thing that I would like, we have an ass paddling section coming up too. 62 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:38,040 And these are people that deserve ass paddling. 63 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:41,040 And anyhow, well, here's the original. 64 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:46,000 And you guys should know this by now if you listen to the program. 65 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 But, okay. 66 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Oh, and I also got to get to Topher. 67 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,200 Topher, I spoke with him yesterday for a while. 68 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:59,840 And anyhow, he said that he wants to do a thing called Straight From Topher's Desk or 69 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:04,200 something like that where he gives me a subject that he writes out that he wants me to speak 70 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,200 about. 71 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,960 And we're going to do that on each podcast. 72 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,160 But as soon as he starts getting them written out, we're going to start that. 73 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,800 And then the other thing is, this started like this. 74 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:19,600 Me and Topher was walking down the road and a genie in a bottle. 75 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,600 We find this bottle. 76 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,680 I open it up and this genie fucking pops out. 77 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:27,440 And says, hey, we grant you guys one wish. 78 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,320 This isn't, you know, what you write about genies is wrong. 79 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,320 There's not three wishes. 80 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,320 There's just one. 81 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:37,480 So instead of me and Topher saving the world, we opted to be invisible so we could ass paddle 82 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,360 people that need it. 83 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:43,580 So now this is me and Rob that are doing the ass paddling for right now. 84 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:52,320 So the genies granted special permission for Rob to be invisible with me now and do the 85 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,720 ass paddling. 86 00:03:53,720 --> 00:04:00,240 So anyhow, we have an ass paddling section coming up and, you know, we take turns. 87 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,040 I know that you like swatting too. 88 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:06,120 So you know, like three of them I can hold down and you swat their ass. 89 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,720 The other three you can hold down and I swat their ass. 90 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,200 And then we can just go back and forth. 91 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,200 Does that sound good? 92 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,200 Yeah. 93 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,200 Okay. 94 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,000 Sounds fair, doesn't it? 95 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,200 We each get some swats in, you know. 96 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,720 Sounds like our genie is here. 97 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:20,720 Yeah, yeah. 98 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,720 About the same. 99 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:22,720 Yeah, yeah. 100 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:27,440 That's probably, yeah, that's pretty on cue, isn't it? 101 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,760 So, all right. 102 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:35,560 So first thing I'd like to start into is this right here, a little bit serious, but JP Morgan 103 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:40,280 Chase, that big fucking corporate conglomerate piece of crap. 104 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,760 Yeah, for a mile race with that. 105 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:44,760 Okay, okay. 106 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,000 Well, I'm sorry about that. 107 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,880 Me too. 108 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:56,080 Well, Justin Lee says he lost 30 grand after a man with false identification and an incorrect 109 00:04:56,080 --> 00:05:02,240 social security number walked into a Chase branch and convinced the bank to hand the 110 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:07,280 money over, reports WSB TV in Atlanta, Georgia. 111 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:11,400 Since the incident, Lee has spent over a year fighting to get his funds back. 112 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:16,600 He initially lost an arbitration case and then sent a letter to Senator Sherrod Brown, 113 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,360 who leads the Senate Banking Committee. 114 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:25,000 Brown says his office is now personally involved in pushing Chase to do right by its customer. 115 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,640 We've sent a letter to the banks. 116 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:27,760 We've reached out to them. 117 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:28,880 We pushed them. 118 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:33,640 We're hopefully that they're going to come to the table and fix this. 119 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:39,400 So Lee sent a letter. 120 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,400 Let's see. 121 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:44,160 Lee says Chase has done nothing to help and he won't get any assistance from the Federal 122 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:45,640 Deposit Insurance Corporation. 123 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,720 So that's the FDIC isn't even doing anything about it. 124 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:54,880 That's worrisome because that's where everything is insured by the FDIC. 125 00:05:54,880 --> 00:06:00,200 So if they're going to be fucking cocksuckers like this, then why even bank? 126 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:06,400 Which is it's designed to support depositors in the event of a bank's collapse. 127 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,880 The agency does not protect anyone due to a loss by fraud or death. 128 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:13,360 Okay, well, I thought that the FDIC might have been involved in that. 129 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:17,360 Okay, well, it doesn't sound like that's their function, just in a collapse, I guess. 130 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:24,480 So anyhow, the electronic fund transfer, the EFTA and regulation E are designed to assist 131 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:29,920 people with a specific deal. 132 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:38,440 So anyhow, JP Morgan is, I can't believe that they wouldn't back up that account because 133 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:43,440 that's flat wrong that they let an imposter have the money and then wouldn't do anything 134 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,440 about it. 135 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:45,440 So anyhow, yeah. 136 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:52,440 So anyhow, Rob, you had some tidbits or something you wanted to talk about? 137 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:58,440 Yeah, I told you I would have the Fourth of July report from here from Lakedale, Arizona. 138 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:01,440 Oh boy, I'm ready for this one. 139 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:09,440 Okay, this was at the morning of the Fourth of July. 140 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:12,440 This does not include anything that happened that day. 141 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:13,440 Okay. 142 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:22,440 Missouri State Highway Patrol Troop F covers mid-Missouri and has made 20 arrests so far 143 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:28,440 this holiday weekend with the bulk of them, 12, occurring Saturday. 144 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:37,440 12 of the 20 arrests involved driving, walling, toxicators, four boating, walling, toxicators, 145 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:45,440 seven crashes incurred in Troop F's jurisdiction, but none of them have resulted in a fatal 146 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,440 or serious injury. 147 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:59,440 Which that leads to a couple more of these. 148 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:05,440 There was a Kansas City man drowned after 11 p.m. Sunday at Lakedale Tards. 149 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:11,440 Missouri State Highway Patrol reported 56-year-old, I'm not even going to say his name. 150 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:15,440 No, it was, that was reported up here too. 151 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,440 I knew about that one. 152 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,440 But don't say his name, but yeah. 153 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:21,440 No, I'm not. 154 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:22,440 Yeah. 155 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:29,440 He was left in near a mortar vessel at the 43-mile mark of the main channel at Bollinger 156 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:32,440 Creek. 157 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,440 It was unknown how he entered the water. 158 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:39,440 He did not resurface and was pronounced to be beached. 159 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:44,440 Yeah, I, yeah, I saw that one up here so I knew about that one, but I didn't know. 160 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,440 But, I mean. 161 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:51,440 There was another incident where the person survived. 162 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,440 Oh yeah? 163 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:58,440 The man was seriously injured some evening after being ejected from a boat on the main 164 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,440 channel of Lakedale Tards. 165 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,440 Oh wow. 166 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:12,440 When the Missouri State Highway Patrol, the 30-year-old male was driving a 2023 MTI when 167 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:17,440 the 42-foot boat came into the rough water at the 13-and-a-half mile marker. 168 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:25,440 The patrol reported passenger, 53-year-old male, impacted the vessel and was thrown overboard. 169 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,440 Oh wow. 170 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:35,440 He sustained serious injuries and was transported to Lake Ozarks Fire, by Lake Ozarks Fire 171 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,440 to Lake Regional Hospital. 172 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,440 He did survive by the way. 173 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,440 Okay, that's good, good. 174 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,440 That's good to hear. 175 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,440 I did see him do that one picture. 176 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,440 Yes, oh my god. 177 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:47,440 That was crazy. 178 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:48,440 Yeah, it was. 179 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,440 I don't know how that could have happened, but. 180 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:56,440 Well, it looked to me like there was like a road that kind of cut up through there where 181 00:09:56,440 --> 00:10:00,440 they had a bobcat or something doing some work. 182 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:04,440 And it looked to me like he was trying to drive along and he almost lost it. 183 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:08,440 Yeah, he almost landed in the lake. 184 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,440 Yeah, it was crazy. 185 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,440 Yeah, that was something. 186 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,440 Wow. 187 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:22,440 Wow, sounds like pretty much a typical Fourth of July weekend down there. 188 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,440 Yeah, it was. 189 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,440 Yep. 190 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:36,440 Well, anyhow, you know, Tokyo, remember how Tokyo, Japan had the Smile School to teach 191 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,440 people how to smile again after COVID? 192 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:44,440 Well, it seems now they have a new little thing going on there in Tokyo. 193 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:48,440 And this is alpacas running around. 194 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:53,440 Alpacas make people happy in Tokyo. 195 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:58,440 The quiet early morning streets in one downtown Tokyo neighborhood is broken by joggers, 196 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:05,440 parents with children in strollers, and a pair of alpacas out for their daily constitutional walk. 197 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:13,440 On leads held by their keepers, Akane and Sakuhi trot down streets, pass shops and temples, 198 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:20,440 crop grass in a pocket park, and share crosswalks with occasional pedestrians before heading 199 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:25,440 back to their home and indoor petting zoo, Alpaca Land. 200 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:31,440 After a round of brushing and combing, the wooly natives of South America are ready for their day, 201 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:36,440 spending time with visitors who pay a thousand yen, seven dollars, for 30 minutes of petting them, 202 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,440 hugging them, and burying faces in their fleece. 203 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:45,440 The alpaca was so fluffy that when I put my face on its back, its fleece covered half of my face. 204 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:51,440 It was so cute, said visitor Nana Alde. 205 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,440 Yep. 206 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:57,440 Anyhow, alpacas are the new thing over there. 207 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:03,440 Now, alpacas are naturally very nervous and timid animals, so when people approach them, 208 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:08,440 they may spit or run away, making them difficult animals to interact with, he added. 209 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,440 But these two were trained and have naturally laid-back personalities, 210 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:16,440 so they are accustomed to people and now interact well. 211 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,440 So, alright, good for them. 212 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:24,440 I'm kind of on board with the alpaca thing. I think that's pretty cool. I like that. 213 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,440 Yeah. 214 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:32,440 So, anyhow, moving right along here. 215 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:36,440 You know Denny Trejo? 216 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:39,440 He's been in a lot of movies. 217 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:43,440 He's Hispanic. I think he's Mexican, but anyhow, he's done a lot of movies. 218 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,440 Oh, yeah, yeah. 219 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:49,440 Yeah, like he's done Machete and a bunch of other great movies. He's fantastic. 220 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,440 Right. 221 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:55,440 Denny Trejo is filing for bankruptcy, but it's not because the dude is broke or anything. 222 00:12:55,440 --> 00:13:00,440 He's just got a nagging bill with the IRS that would best be resolved this way. 223 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:05,440 The legendary actor tells TMZ he's filing Tuesday for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, 224 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:12,440 which mostly has to do with reorganizing his assets to help deal with his debt he owes Uncle Sam, 225 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:16,440 which he says is about $2 million in taxes. 226 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:25,440 Part of the reason he fell into this hole, Denny says he was mistakenly claiming deductions over the years 227 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:32,440 that caught up with him. Even jokingly tells us he now realizes that dog grooming isn't a legit expense you can write off. 228 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:38,440 A quick note. While Denny is personally filing for bankruptcy, his many businesses, 229 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:44,440 including his record label, his coffee donut shops, and of course his famed Trejo's Tacos, are doing just fine. 230 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:51,440 They aren't affected by this. So he just got a little carried away with the write-offs it looks like. 231 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:56,440 Those enterprises are owned by corporations and LLCs he's created to run them. 232 00:13:56,440 --> 00:14:03,440 And we've been assured his own financial woes are not a reflection of how those are producing. 233 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:10,440 On the contrary, all indications suggest Denny's doing swimmingly in the free market. 234 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:14,440 As for when he expects to put his whole mess behind him, 235 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:19,440 Denny tells us he expects to be fully debt-free by sometime next year. 236 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:24,440 And that is just the means to an end. So, good for Denny. 237 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:29,440 I mean, it's too bad he owes IRS, because that sucks. But, you know what? 238 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,440 He's going to get through it just fine. 239 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,440 So, yeah, he will. 240 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:44,440 Anyway, when we return, we are going to do a special ass-paddling section segment, so hang tight. 241 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:50,440 Invisible ass-paddlings, new douche flavors and horrible pranks? 242 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,440 What the fuck is wrong with these guys? 243 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:59,440 When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water, 244 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:06,080 water because nobody likes a stinky asshole. 245 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,480 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 246 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:12,320 It's strange insults from an alien. 247 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,320 Real hilarity. 248 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:16,320 Every sock you wear is slightly rotated. 249 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:21,840 Just enough for it to be uncomfortable. 250 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:26,960 All right two douchebags and microphone returning as promised. 251 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:33,920 And also as promised the new ass paddling. 252 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:34,920 So yep. 253 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:35,920 All right. 254 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:41,120 One of the brand new ass paddling. 255 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,920 Well ass paddling like I said before you guys know what it was. 256 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,080 We said it the very first. 257 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,000 One of us holds them down the other one takes a paddle. 258 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,240 We're invisible there's nothing they can do about it. 259 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:54,360 We paddle their ass good and then send them on and there's even a hall of fame and there's 260 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:59,840 people that keep going in it just because they keep re dumb shitting themselves by doing 261 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,280 something fucking stupid. 262 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,280 So anyhow. 263 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:08,320 All right the very first one on this list. 264 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:12,600 Evergy Energy for their new time plan. 265 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:17,840 Now Evergy Energy it used to be Kansas City Power and Light and they bought them out a 266 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,340 few years back. 267 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:24,280 And Evergy for a while now has been trying to get people to go on this time based plan 268 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:31,360 where they lower your rates because during the peak summer months from like I think it's 269 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:36,440 like two to seven or something like that they control your thermostat and they turn it way 270 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,640 the fuck up. 271 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:42,960 And I know people that have done this and you can't stand to be in their house. 272 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,860 Well they're doing a new thing on their own saying that now they're going to charge you 273 00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:54,040 by the times and the times that you're using the energy and peak energy and all that. 274 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:58,240 So they're doing it anyhow without you signing up and it's bullshit. 275 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:03,080 And it's just another money grab another way for these fucks to get over on you. 276 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:07,780 And I call bullshit on them and I also am getting them an ass paddling because all they're 277 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:11,480 doing is fucking stealing money in my opinion. 278 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:21,080 So number two the new KCI Airport for putting all arrivals in one area the size of a 7-Eleven 279 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,680 parking lot. 280 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,040 You stupid asses. 281 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:29,320 They had all this room they could have split them up into two or three but no they had 282 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:34,280 to have one area where all these cars are just fucking just piling up in the middle 283 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:38,640 trying to pick people up on the new arrivals and it's bullshit. 284 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:43,240 They have all this area all over to spread this thing out but no we got to put it all 285 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:50,000 in one area and anyhow whoever created this and whoever okayed it they both need paddled 286 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,240 for a year straight. 287 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,200 Non-stop bare assed. 288 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,160 I agree. 289 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,800 Alright cool. 290 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:07,280 Next one Next Star Media for letting hundreds of channels lapse off of AT&T and DirecTV 291 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:13,440 because they're trying to charge more and DirecTV and AT&T are saying no from what I 292 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,760 understand if that is correct. 293 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:21,800 They're trying to charge more for DirecTV for their programming and also AT&T and they 294 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:26,120 don't want to raise their programs you know raise the rates because nobody is fucking 295 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,120 putting up with that shit. 296 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,120 I mean it just sucks. 297 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:31,040 Everything else is sky high and then they want to raise that. 298 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,480 You know what I'll quit any service. 299 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:37,640 I'll not watch shit before I let them raise the rates again. 300 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,120 I'm fucking tired of it. 301 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,560 Everything is a big money grab. 302 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:47,000 My cable rates tip going up and up and up and I finally got rid of them. 303 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,960 That's the special. 304 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:54,120 I still use a wifi but it's ridiculous. 305 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,000 Yeah you know what fuck them. 306 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,000 I don't need to watch their crappy programming that bad and I don't care. 307 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,720 I really don't care that much for TV at all anyhow I haven't in a long time. 308 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,440 So there's nothing really good on there. 309 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,440 Nothing excites me anymore. 310 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,200 I don't really care for it. 311 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,400 So yeah you guys want to do that then fuck you guys. 312 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,160 Fuck Next Star and I won't do it man. 313 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:17,520 You guys can kiss my ass. 314 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:29,280 So next one Jardians for making a musical with heavy people about a stupid pill. 315 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:34,120 They make it seem like because your A1C is off that it's the greatest thing ever and 316 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:38,800 this little pill is going to help you and it's fucking fantastic and angels are going 317 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:43,400 to wash your feet and fucking play trumpets when you walk out the door. 318 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,080 I'm sick of advertising like this. 319 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:50,640 This is bullshit and they should call it false advertising because it's not what it is. 320 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,280 It's not anything like it is. 321 00:19:53,280 --> 00:20:00,920 So next one Dollar General Stores for making themselves the redneck Starbucks. 322 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:05,720 There's one at every fucking corner. 323 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,320 They are all over the place. 324 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:11,080 I think one fucking turned up in my living room the other day. 325 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,680 They're fucking nuts man. 326 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,680 They are everywhere. 327 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,680 They are the new Starbucks. 328 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:20,400 They are the redneck Starbucks. 329 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:26,920 Next one I got JP Morgan Chase for bullshit business tactics and not reimbursing accounts 330 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,280 for their stupid mistake. 331 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,400 They are fucking assholes. 332 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:34,880 Them doing this to a person shows why you should never do business with them in my opinion. 333 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:40,880 30,000 is nothing to them but they'd rather fuck a person out of their hard earned money 334 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,880 instead of doing the right thing. 335 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,880 Fuck those guys. 336 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,520 JP Morgan Chase suck my dick. 337 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:50,960 You guys are a bunch of fucking assholes and I know one asshole in particular that works 338 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:55,600 there and he's a fucking idiot cocksucker and I can't stand him anyhow. 339 00:20:55,600 --> 00:21:00,040 So fuck you if you ever listen to this podcast over there over the seas. 340 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,040 Eat it man. 341 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,200 You're nothing like your dad was. 342 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,760 Your dad was a fucking great man. 343 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:08,240 You're a piece of shit and so is JP Morgan in my opinion. 344 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,560 So anyhow. 345 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:16,280 Let's see next one. 346 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,920 Skip Bayless. 347 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:19,920 Just because. 348 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:25,160 I don't know if he said anything or not. 349 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,160 Just because. 350 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,360 He still needs it. 351 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,360 Next one. 352 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,360 Jamar Chase. 353 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:36,440 Well Skip Bayless is in the hall of fame anyhow. 354 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:40,720 So I mean at any time we can pull him out and paddle him because there he is. 355 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:46,000 His goofy little face and his skinny little bitch body is in there. 356 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,320 And we can pull him out at any time and give him an ass paddling if we want. 357 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,160 I mean he is in there. 358 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,160 So anyhow. 359 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:56,480 The next one is Jamar Chase for bullshit talk about the Chiefs. 360 00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:00,640 Again all of them over there spouting with no ring. 361 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,440 Spouting, spouting, spouting with no ring. 362 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,920 Yep, yep, yep with no ring. 363 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,960 Blah, blah, blah with no ring. 364 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,680 You guys eat a fucking pile of dicks. 365 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,120 Until you get a ring shut the fuck up. 366 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:15,920 Yeah man we got two. 367 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:16,920 How many you have? 368 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:17,920 Was that? 369 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,000 Well actually we have three rings. 370 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,480 I was around but very young when the first one was done. 371 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:29,120 But under this leadership and this quarterback we have two. 372 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:32,960 Let's see how many Natty has over all the years they've been. 373 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,960 Was that? 374 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:34,960 What? 375 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:39,400 I don't think I heard anything Rob did you? 376 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,400 No. 377 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,400 Huh. 378 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,200 They must not have a ring then. 379 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,920 Hang on let me make sure. 380 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:45,920 Ok hang on. 381 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:46,920 Hey Natty where you at? 382 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:47,920 Hey let's hear you. 383 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:48,920 Let's hear you. 384 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,880 Hey how many rings do you have? 385 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:51,880 What was that? 386 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,320 Son of a bitch. 387 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,120 Did you know they have none Rob? 388 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,760 No I didn't. 389 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,960 You wouldn't guess by the way they talked would you? 390 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:01,960 No. 391 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:06,440 No you'd think they were the biggest baddest motherfuckers ever wouldn't you? 392 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:15,640 They talk like a seven foot tall giant and they act like a five foot fucking frail little 393 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,640 person. 394 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,640 So anyhow. 395 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,600 Yeah so ok. 396 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,600 Next one. 397 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:28,720 Tyreek Hill because he only offered his alleged victim $200. 398 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,720 What a cheap ass. 399 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:32,720 Right? 400 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:33,720 Yup. 401 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,720 $200. 402 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:38,520 Oh watch this hang on hang on guys. 403 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,040 I need to slap this guy in the back of the head. 404 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,040 I'll give him $200. 405 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,040 That guy is like fuck you. 406 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,120 I know what my worth is. 407 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,160 You know man. 408 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:55,600 So anyhow those are my ass paddlins. 409 00:23:55,600 --> 00:24:03,000 And anyhow I got a new thing from Mick Morris. 410 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:09,160 And Mick Morris is once again talking about Motley Crue and how they did him. 411 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:16,160 And he said that in the 2022 tour nobody would talk to him. 412 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,720 None of the band would talk to him. 413 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,480 I find that so disappointing. 414 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,920 Yeah me too. 415 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:30,960 I mean how do people get like that? 416 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,160 Mighty insane. 417 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,160 Yeah. 418 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,160 Yup. 419 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:43,400 Yeah so that's too bad. 420 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,920 I mean I could go on about it but you know I've already went on and on about him and 421 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,080 how I feel about him. 422 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,560 People know how we feel about him right? 423 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,720 So anyhow there's no reason not to talk to Mick. 424 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,040 Mick didn't do anything to those guys. 425 00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:02,280 And the more I read and the more I see and the more I know the less I like any of them 426 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,280 anymore. 427 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,960 And the more I don't really give a shit about him at all. 428 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,680 I just like man. 429 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:12,440 And as far as I'm being in a rock and roll hall of fame. 430 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,240 I hope they never get it. 431 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,280 And if they do it's going to be with Mick Morris. 432 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,760 It's not going to be with John Five. 433 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,080 So anyhow. 434 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,440 Yeah they sound like a bunch of fucking pussies. 435 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,440 Even Vince Neil. 436 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,280 Why won't Vince Neil talk to him? 437 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:32,440 Vince Neil had all the problems with the way they treated him. 438 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,960 When they kicked him out he had all these problems with him. 439 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:39,800 Now all of a sudden Vince is acting like them? 440 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,240 Really? 441 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,240 So anyhow. 442 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:48,680 Do you ever wonder how some people get ticks all the time and some people don't? 443 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:49,680 Yeah. 444 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,280 Yeah I do. 445 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:55,600 Well they seem to have found one reason. 446 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,080 Blood types. 447 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,720 Ticks like certain blood types. 448 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:00,960 Really? 449 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,120 Yep. 450 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:06,120 Everyone has one of four different blood types. 451 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:10,400 And ticks seem to be more attracted to certain blood types than others. 452 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,280 Type B blood seems to be their least favorite. 453 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:18,360 While they seem to most attracted to type A. So and everything else is somewhere in 454 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:19,960 the middle there. 455 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:24,480 So if you get eaten up by ticks you can damn well bet it's probably A or something in that 456 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,760 range. 457 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:34,080 And if they don't eat you up very much you probably got a blood type B. So anyhow. 458 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:38,640 So who would have thought ticks were particular about the blood they suck? 459 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,200 Yeah I would expect that. 460 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:49,400 Yeah it says here that they can actually when they get on your skin they can smell the blood. 461 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:55,360 All aware of the Amber Alert right? 462 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:59,080 Well get rid of your disinfectants and rubber bed spreads kids. 463 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,040 It's the all new Amber Heard Alert system. 464 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:06,200 This fantastic early warning device helps one stay dry and rid of all those annoying 465 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,200 mattress invoices. 466 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:13,280 Simply hook up to child under six or psychopath and wait for the running water sound. 467 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,520 This clever machine has three distinct settings. 468 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,800 Fabling brush, ocean waves and roaring river for those close calls. 469 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,800 Order today and get a free Cinnabon Renuzen Cartridge. 470 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:27,800 Hey look I think we found land. 471 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:33,000 Oh my god I think we're safe. 472 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Oh no it's the island of horrible jokes. 473 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000 Why did the belt go to jail? 474 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:52,760 Because it held up a pair of pants. 475 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:57,280 Two douche bags and a microphone pasteurized for your protection. 476 00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:01,160 Two thimble dicks and a crash cart will be right back. 477 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:06,620 And sweat and carbon dioxide also has a lot to do with it. 478 00:28:06,620 --> 00:28:11,280 Ticks can be attracted to the byproducts of basic life functions that you couldn't stop 479 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,440 even if you wanted to. 480 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,740 Ticks are attracted to warm blooded creatures. 481 00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:18,840 They can sense the heat that radiates from your body. 482 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,640 When it comes to temperature the bodies of humans and other warm blooded animals are 483 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,280 self regulating. 484 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,320 Your body produces sweat to keep you cool. 485 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:32,000 The sweat contains lactic acid that ticks can detect which draws them to you. 486 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:37,040 And the air that you breathe can attract ticks as they can detect high concentrations of 487 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,920 carbon dioxide produced when you exhale. 488 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:45,680 Because there is not much that you can do about the natural tick attractions your body 489 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,680 produces. 490 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:57,160 You have to find other ways to avoid them such as pest removal or some sort of a spray. 491 00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:03,720 Another way to get rid of ticks is get rid of wood piles, dead leaves and long vegetation. 492 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:08,280 Unmow grass and ticks don't necessarily go out looking for new hosts. 493 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,880 Instead they find them using a technique called questing. 494 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:17,760 A tick climbs up onto an object close to the ground such as a fallen log or a low plant. 495 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,440 While its back legs grip the object it extends its front legs. 496 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:26,040 When a potential host brushes by the object the tick is sitting on it grabs hold of it 497 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:31,240 with its legs and climbs up until it finds a suitable area of flesh to bite. 498 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:37,480 Clearing debris from your yard and keeping your grass mowed and shrubs pruned help prevent 499 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,720 ticks in your yard. 500 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,400 Especially if you have a blood type B right? 501 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,400 Yeah. 502 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,400 Yeah. 503 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:48,200 So anyhow that is your tick report for today. 504 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,680 You're welcome America. 505 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:54,040 And alright and now everybody we turn to Rob Radd. 506 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:58,200 Rob Radd has something that his sister sent him that he wants to speak about. 507 00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,200 My sister in law yeah. 508 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,200 Okay his sister in law. 509 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:09,200 A report in the New Republic raised questions about a 2016 inquiry that the plaintiff in 510 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:18,200 a major Supreme Court case said she received for a same-sex wedding website. 511 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:23,600 Do you remember hearing about that? 512 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,240 Yeah a little bit but please. 513 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,240 Yeah. 514 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:33,240 Okay that's what this story is going on. 515 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,240 Okay. 516 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:39,240 The same-sex couple whose request for a wedding website was cited in a major case resulting 517 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:46,240 in a Supreme Court decision that undercut LGBTQ rights may not actually exist. 518 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,240 Okay. 519 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:57,000 On Friday morning the Supreme Court ruled 63 long ideology lines that Lori Smith a Colorado 520 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:04,000 graphic designer who wanted to create wedding websites to choose not to make them for same-sex 521 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:13,000 couples despite a state law that protected against discrimination based upon sexual orientation, 522 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,000 race, gender or other characteristics. 523 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:23,000 She Smith a Christian who does not make wedding websites but she said she would like to. 524 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000 Okay. 525 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:29,000 She said the Colorado law violated her first amendment rights and they made her win the 526 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,000 religious wedding. 527 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:35,000 The courts and service justice all agreed. 528 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:43,000 However according to a Thursday story in the New Republic the only inquiry Smith has ever 529 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:50,000 received about potentially creating a website for a gay couple apparently came from a man 530 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:54,000 who said he never said it. 531 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000 Hmm. 532 00:31:55,000 --> 00:32:05,000 According to an illegal team the Christian group Alliance Defending Freedom, ADF, a man 533 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:12,000 identified as Stewart requested a wedding website in September 2016 for his upcoming 534 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000 marriage to someone named Mike. 535 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Okay. 536 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:25,000 Reporter Melissa Grant used the contact information provided by the plaintiffs in the court documents 537 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,000 keywords in the court documents. 538 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000 Okay. 539 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,000 Contact him there was immediate confusion. 540 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:38,000 Grant reached the man named Stewart who confirmed that the contact information used in the filing 541 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 was his. 542 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:46,000 It said he was straight married to a woman and not a man named Mike. 543 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Hmm. 544 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:56,000 And his quote was if somebody's pulled my information at some time supporting the information 545 00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:02,000 or documentation somebody's falsified that Stewart told the outfit adding I wouldn't 546 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,000 want anybody to make me a wedding website. 547 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000 I'm married. 548 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000 I have a child. 549 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000 I'm not really sure where that came from. 550 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:16,000 But somebody's using false information in a Supreme Court document. 551 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000 That's interesting. 552 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000 How could that happen? 553 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,000 I don't know. 554 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:30,000 Somebody somebody somebody yeah Rob and I are not speaking either way politically. 555 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:38,000 What we're what we're pointing out is how can this happen in a system such as ours. 556 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000 Hmm. 557 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Yeah. 558 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:44,000 They use somebody did not do their research on this case. 559 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000 Yeah. 560 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 And that's very disappointing. 561 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 That's extremely disappointing. 562 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000 Yeah. 563 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Wow. 564 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:56,000 And you you can find that on Yahoo News. 565 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 Oh I believe it. 566 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000 Okay. 567 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000 Yeah. 568 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000 Wow. 569 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000 Okay. 570 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000 I heard that is a good one. 571 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 That is a good one. 572 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:15,000 It makes you think about how many other items or whatever programs or whatever whatever 573 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000 is built on something fake. 574 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Yeah. 575 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000 Yeah. 576 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000 Yeah. 577 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000 That's you know. 578 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:30,000 I mean without getting into the political part of it I mean I don't care what it is. 579 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000 Everything that they put out there must be real. 580 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:39,000 So we can get you know get a good determination on it you know. 581 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000 So anyhow. 582 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Well that's crazy. 583 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:50,000 Do you know what was that all or did you have any other stories that you want to talk about. 584 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000 Okay. 585 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:57,000 You know what a hydrothermal pool is. 586 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Yeah. 587 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000 Okay. 588 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Okay. 589 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:09,000 Well you know that they will they're extremely hot and they have a some of them at Yellowstone. 590 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:13,000 A woman at Yellowstone Natural Park ignored warnings and dipped her hand into one of the 591 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:18,000 park's famous hot springs only to scramble away in shock when she realized how hot the 592 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000 water was. 593 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:24,000 Another visitor copy and sent out a video and it was later uploaded to Instagram account 594 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:29,000 tour on tour on of Yellowstone. 595 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:35,000 T.O.U.R.O.N.S.O.F.Y.E.L.L.O.W.S.T.O.N.E. 596 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:42,000 The account which takes its name from the words tourist and moron. 597 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 I get it now. 598 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:51,000 Post videos of visitors doing stupid and dangerous things at Yellowstone National Park. 599 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:56,000 In the clip uploaded last Wednesday a man and a woman can be seen standing by the edge 600 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,000 of the hot spring after veering off the boardwalk. 601 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:05,000 It's stupid a man said in the background of the video as other visitors stared at the 602 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000 woman roll. 603 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,000 Woman rolled up her sleeves crashed on the ground and tried to inch closer to the water 604 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,000 when she realized she couldn't reach it on her own she held on to her companions arm 605 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:21,000 for support then she dipped her right hand in the pool of water that had steam rising 606 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000 off of it. 607 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:26,000 After touching the water woman quickly got on her feet and scrambled away from the hot 608 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000 springs. 609 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000 It's hot. 610 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 It's very hot. 611 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:35,000 The video is accompanied by a caption from the original visitor who filmed the video. 612 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Ok I would have called these people in but couldn't find a ranger or service but here's 613 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:49,000 a guy that I presume is daughter at what I thought said uh said Silex spring and fountain 614 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000 point pot trail. 615 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:55,000 I told him that it was a bad idea and they shouldn't get off the boardwalk. 616 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,000 His response was whatever man so I hit record. 617 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000 The caption read. 618 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:04,000 The National Park Service says on its website that Silex Springs has an average temperature 619 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:13,000 of 174.7 degrees Fahrenheit or 79.3 degrees Celsius and last erupted in 2006. 620 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:19,000 The Flower Paint Pot Trail is also part of Yellowstone's still active volcanoes and 621 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:24,000 visitors must stay on the boardwalk at all times per NPS. 622 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:29,000 Yellowstone National Park safety rules strictly prohibit activities such as touching, swimming 623 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,000 and soaking in the hot springs stating that hot springs have injured or killed more people 624 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:37,000 in Yellowstone than any other natural feature. 625 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,000 So there you go. 626 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000 Stupidity amuck. 627 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:50,000 So I guess the lady didn't believe it was that hot even though steam was rising and 628 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:55,000 she could probably feel the heat when she put her hand near it, refused to accept it 629 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000 and she got burned. 630 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Bad. 631 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,000 Damn. 632 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000 I know. 633 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,000 So, pretty insane isn't it? 634 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Yeah. 635 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000 Yeah. 636 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:12,000 Ain't nobody got to either of them. 637 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 Hell no, me neither. 638 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000 Nope, I know better than that shit. 639 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:24,000 I went to hot springs last year in Picosas Springs, Colorado and it was just a regular 640 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:29,000 hot springs probably about I don't know maybe 100 degrees maybe something like that I don't 641 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000 know. 642 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,000 I'm not sure exactly what they are but it was so bad that if the sun was out and it 643 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,000 was 60 degrees you could not sit in it because it got too hot. 644 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:44,000 So, that'll give you and that's nothing like a volcano warm one. 645 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:49,000 One warm by a volcano you can only imagine is probably well I mean according to the temperature 646 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000 it was boiling hot. 647 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,000 So, anyhow. 648 00:38:54,000 --> 00:39:01,000 Alright and now we are going to turn our attention to Rob with Rob's final thought. 649 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:08,000 No matter how fast things get, remember these same words. 650 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,000 You're old, you sag, get over it. 651 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Yeah. 652 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 There you go. 653 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,000 You're old, you sag, get over it. 654 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000 We're all in the same boat fuckers. 655 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:24,000 So, be a petrillo for the Golden Girls. 656 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000 Oh, I believe anything she says. 657 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000 So. 658 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000 Yep. 659 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:34,000 Alrighty guys, we will talk to you next time on this here podcast. 660 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000 Have a great evening. 661 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 Good night. 662 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:43,000 Invisible ass paddling, new douche flavors and horrible pranks. 663 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:49,000 What the fuck is wrong with these guys? 664 00:39:49,000 --> 00:40:02,000 Hey, where did they go? 665 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,000 Where are the douche bags? 666 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,000 Oh my god, someone took a dump in the corner. 667 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Oh jeez. 668 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000 Glad they're gone. 669 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000 Let's just hope they don't come back. 670 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:42,000 Man, that smells.