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Alright everybody, Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I'm Mark.
And I'm Rob.
Alright.
Well, let's see, 4th of July was yesterday.
And everything went pretty well.
The neighbors didn't kill anybody that I know of.
Didn't catch anything on fire that I know of.
So I think we escaped pretty luckily.
So that's a good thing.
Anyhow, how was yours, Rob?
It went pretty good.
Went swimming in the valley around town.
Good.
Yeah.
Good.
Where'd you go swimming at?
Down here at the lake.
There's a place called McGovern's Point.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah.
Sounds cool.
Sounds good.
Yeah, we had a good time.
Did you watch some fireworks?
We went and watched some Sunday night.
Yeah, we did too.
We didn't watch them Sunday night.
We watched them last night.
And it was a pretty good display.
Not bad.
Yeah, ours was pretty good too.
Good.
Glad to hear you had a good time.
Well, let's see now.
I got some stuff I want to go into.
Do you have anything that's pertinent that you want to get to right now?
Or do you want to wait a little bit?
What's up?
No, I can hold on a few minutes.
Go right ahead.
All right.
Well, first thing that I would like, we have an ass paddling section coming up too.
And these are people that deserve ass paddling.
And anyhow, well, here's the original.
And you guys should know this by now if you listen to the program.
But, okay.
Oh, and I also got to get to Topher.
Topher, I spoke with him yesterday for a while.
And anyhow, he said that he wants to do a thing called Straight From Topher's Desk or
something like that where he gives me a subject that he writes out that he wants me to speak
about.
And we're going to do that on each podcast.
But as soon as he starts getting them written out, we're going to start that.
And then the other thing is, this started like this.
Me and Topher was walking down the road and a genie in a bottle.
We find this bottle.
I open it up and this genie fucking pops out.
And says, hey, we grant you guys one wish.
This isn't, you know, what you write about genies is wrong.
There's not three wishes.
There's just one.
So instead of me and Topher saving the world, we opted to be invisible so we could ass paddle
people that need it.
So now this is me and Rob that are doing the ass paddling for right now.
So the genies granted special permission for Rob to be invisible with me now and do the
ass paddling.
So anyhow, we have an ass paddling section coming up and, you know, we take turns.
I know that you like swatting too.
So you know, like three of them I can hold down and you swat their ass.
The other three you can hold down and I swat their ass.
And then we can just go back and forth.
Does that sound good?
Yeah.
Okay.
Sounds fair, doesn't it?
We each get some swats in, you know.
Sounds like our genie is here.
Yeah, yeah.
About the same.
Yeah, yeah.
That's probably, yeah, that's pretty on cue, isn't it?
So, all right.
So first thing I'd like to start into is this right here, a little bit serious, but JP Morgan
Chase, that big fucking corporate conglomerate piece of crap.
Yeah, for a mile race with that.
Okay, okay.
Well, I'm sorry about that.
Me too.
Well, Justin Lee says he lost 30 grand after a man with false identification and an incorrect
social security number walked into a Chase branch and convinced the bank to hand the
money over, reports WSB TV in Atlanta, Georgia.
Since the incident, Lee has spent over a year fighting to get his funds back.
He initially lost an arbitration case and then sent a letter to Senator Sherrod Brown,
who leads the Senate Banking Committee.
Brown says his office is now personally involved in pushing Chase to do right by its customer.
We've sent a letter to the banks.
We've reached out to them.
We pushed them.
We're hopefully that they're going to come to the table and fix this.
So Lee sent a letter.
Let's see.
Lee says Chase has done nothing to help and he won't get any assistance from the Federal
Deposit Insurance Corporation.
So that's the FDIC isn't even doing anything about it.
That's worrisome because that's where everything is insured by the FDIC.
So if they're going to be fucking cocksuckers like this, then why even bank?
Which is it's designed to support depositors in the event of a bank's collapse.
The agency does not protect anyone due to a loss by fraud or death.
Okay, well, I thought that the FDIC might have been involved in that.
Okay, well, it doesn't sound like that's their function, just in a collapse, I guess.
So anyhow, the electronic fund transfer, the EFTA and regulation E are designed to assist
people with a specific deal.
So anyhow, JP Morgan is, I can't believe that they wouldn't back up that account because
that's flat wrong that they let an imposter have the money and then wouldn't do anything
about it.
So anyhow, yeah.
So anyhow, Rob, you had some tidbits or something you wanted to talk about?
Yeah, I told you I would have the Fourth of July report from here from Lakedale, Arizona.
Oh boy, I'm ready for this one.
Okay, this was at the morning of the Fourth of July.
This does not include anything that happened that day.
Okay.
Missouri State Highway Patrol Troop F covers mid-Missouri and has made 20 arrests so far
this holiday weekend with the bulk of them, 12, occurring Saturday.
12 of the 20 arrests involved driving, walling, toxicators, four boating, walling, toxicators,
seven crashes incurred in Troop F's jurisdiction, but none of them have resulted in a fatal
or serious injury.
Which that leads to a couple more of these.
There was a Kansas City man drowned after 11 p.m. Sunday at Lakedale Tards.
Missouri State Highway Patrol reported 56-year-old, I'm not even going to say his name.
No, it was, that was reported up here too.
I knew about that one.
But don't say his name, but yeah.
No, I'm not.
Yeah.
He was left in near a mortar vessel at the 43-mile mark of the main channel at Bollinger
Creek.
It was unknown how he entered the water.
He did not resurface and was pronounced to be beached.
Yeah, I, yeah, I saw that one up here so I knew about that one, but I didn't know.
But, I mean.
There was another incident where the person survived.
Oh yeah?
The man was seriously injured some evening after being ejected from a boat on the main
channel of Lakedale Tards.
Oh wow.
When the Missouri State Highway Patrol, the 30-year-old male was driving a 2023 MTI when
the 42-foot boat came into the rough water at the 13-and-a-half mile marker.
The patrol reported passenger, 53-year-old male, impacted the vessel and was thrown overboard.
Oh wow.
He sustained serious injuries and was transported to Lake Ozarks Fire, by Lake Ozarks Fire
to Lake Regional Hospital.
He did survive by the way.
Okay, that's good, good.
That's good to hear.
I did see him do that one picture.
Yes, oh my god.
That was crazy.
Yeah, it was.
I don't know how that could have happened, but.
Well, it looked to me like there was like a road that kind of cut up through there where
they had a bobcat or something doing some work.
And it looked to me like he was trying to drive along and he almost lost it.
Yeah, he almost landed in the lake.
Yeah, it was crazy.
Yeah, that was something.
Wow.
Wow, sounds like pretty much a typical Fourth of July weekend down there.
Yeah, it was.
Yep.
Well, anyhow, you know, Tokyo, remember how Tokyo, Japan had the Smile School to teach
people how to smile again after COVID?
Well, it seems now they have a new little thing going on there in Tokyo.
And this is alpacas running around.
Alpacas make people happy in Tokyo.
The quiet early morning streets in one downtown Tokyo neighborhood is broken by joggers,
parents with children in strollers, and a pair of alpacas out for their daily constitutional walk.
On leads held by their keepers, Akane and Sakuhi trot down streets, pass shops and temples,
crop grass in a pocket park, and share crosswalks with occasional pedestrians before heading
back to their home and indoor petting zoo, Alpaca Land.
After a round of brushing and combing, the wooly natives of South America are ready for their day,
spending time with visitors who pay a thousand yen, seven dollars, for 30 minutes of petting them,
hugging them, and burying faces in their fleece.
The alpaca was so fluffy that when I put my face on its back, its fleece covered half of my face.
It was so cute, said visitor Nana Alde.
Yep.
Anyhow, alpacas are the new thing over there.
Now, alpacas are naturally very nervous and timid animals, so when people approach them,
they may spit or run away, making them difficult animals to interact with, he added.
But these two were trained and have naturally laid-back personalities,
so they are accustomed to people and now interact well.
So, alright, good for them.
I'm kind of on board with the alpaca thing. I think that's pretty cool. I like that.
Yeah.
So, anyhow, moving right along here.
You know Denny Trejo?
He's been in a lot of movies.
He's Hispanic. I think he's Mexican, but anyhow, he's done a lot of movies.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like he's done Machete and a bunch of other great movies. He's fantastic.
Right.
Denny Trejo is filing for bankruptcy, but it's not because the dude is broke or anything.
He's just got a nagging bill with the IRS that would best be resolved this way.
The legendary actor tells TMZ he's filing Tuesday for Chapter 11 bankruptcy,
which mostly has to do with reorganizing his assets to help deal with his debt he owes Uncle Sam,
which he says is about $2 million in taxes.
Part of the reason he fell into this hole, Denny says he was mistakenly claiming deductions over the years
that caught up with him. Even jokingly tells us he now realizes that dog grooming isn't a legit expense you can write off.
A quick note. While Denny is personally filing for bankruptcy, his many businesses,
including his record label, his coffee donut shops, and of course his famed Trejo's Tacos, are doing just fine.
They aren't affected by this. So he just got a little carried away with the write-offs it looks like.
Those enterprises are owned by corporations and LLCs he's created to run them.
And we've been assured his own financial woes are not a reflection of how those are producing.
On the contrary, all indications suggest Denny's doing swimmingly in the free market.
As for when he expects to put his whole mess behind him,
Denny tells us he expects to be fully debt-free by sometime next year.
And that is just the means to an end. So, good for Denny.
I mean, it's too bad he owes IRS, because that sucks. But, you know what?
He's going to get through it just fine.
So, yeah, he will.
Anyway, when we return, we are going to do a special ass-paddling section segment, so hang tight.
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All right two douchebags and microphone returning as promised.
And also as promised the new ass paddling.
So yep.
All right.
One of the brand new ass paddling.
Well ass paddling like I said before you guys know what it was.
We said it the very first.
One of us holds them down the other one takes a paddle.
We're invisible there's nothing they can do about it.
We paddle their ass good and then send them on and there's even a hall of fame and there's
people that keep going in it just because they keep re dumb shitting themselves by doing
something fucking stupid.
So anyhow.
All right the very first one on this list.
Evergy Energy for their new time plan.
Now Evergy Energy it used to be Kansas City Power and Light and they bought them out a
few years back.
And Evergy for a while now has been trying to get people to go on this time based plan
where they lower your rates because during the peak summer months from like I think it's
like two to seven or something like that they control your thermostat and they turn it way
the fuck up.
And I know people that have done this and you can't stand to be in their house.
Well they're doing a new thing on their own saying that now they're going to charge you
by the times and the times that you're using the energy and peak energy and all that.
So they're doing it anyhow without you signing up and it's bullshit.
And it's just another money grab another way for these fucks to get over on you.
And I call bullshit on them and I also am getting them an ass paddling because all they're
doing is fucking stealing money in my opinion.
So number two the new KCI Airport for putting all arrivals in one area the size of a 7-Eleven
parking lot.
You stupid asses.
They had all this room they could have split them up into two or three but no they had
to have one area where all these cars are just fucking just piling up in the middle
trying to pick people up on the new arrivals and it's bullshit.
They have all this area all over to spread this thing out but no we got to put it all
in one area and anyhow whoever created this and whoever okayed it they both need paddled
for a year straight.
Non-stop bare assed.
I agree.
Alright cool.
Next one Next Star Media for letting hundreds of channels lapse off of AT&T and DirecTV
because they're trying to charge more and DirecTV and AT&T are saying no from what I
understand if that is correct.
They're trying to charge more for DirecTV for their programming and also AT&T and they
don't want to raise their programs you know raise the rates because nobody is fucking
putting up with that shit.
I mean it just sucks.
Everything else is sky high and then they want to raise that.
You know what I'll quit any service.
I'll not watch shit before I let them raise the rates again.
I'm fucking tired of it.
Everything is a big money grab.
My cable rates tip going up and up and up and I finally got rid of them.
That's the special.
I still use a wifi but it's ridiculous.
Yeah you know what fuck them.
I don't need to watch their crappy programming that bad and I don't care.
I really don't care that much for TV at all anyhow I haven't in a long time.
So there's nothing really good on there.
Nothing excites me anymore.
I don't really care for it.
So yeah you guys want to do that then fuck you guys.
Fuck Next Star and I won't do it man.
You guys can kiss my ass.
So next one Jardians for making a musical with heavy people about a stupid pill.
They make it seem like because your A1C is off that it's the greatest thing ever and
this little pill is going to help you and it's fucking fantastic and angels are going
to wash your feet and fucking play trumpets when you walk out the door.
I'm sick of advertising like this.
This is bullshit and they should call it false advertising because it's not what it is.
It's not anything like it is.
So next one Dollar General Stores for making themselves the redneck Starbucks.
There's one at every fucking corner.
They are all over the place.
I think one fucking turned up in my living room the other day.
They're fucking nuts man.
They are everywhere.
They are the new Starbucks.
They are the redneck Starbucks.
Next one I got JP Morgan Chase for bullshit business tactics and not reimbursing accounts
for their stupid mistake.
They are fucking assholes.
Them doing this to a person shows why you should never do business with them in my opinion.
30,000 is nothing to them but they'd rather fuck a person out of their hard earned money
instead of doing the right thing.
Fuck those guys.
JP Morgan Chase suck my dick.
You guys are a bunch of fucking assholes and I know one asshole in particular that works
there and he's a fucking idiot cocksucker and I can't stand him anyhow.
So fuck you if you ever listen to this podcast over there over the seas.
Eat it man.
You're nothing like your dad was.
Your dad was a fucking great man.
You're a piece of shit and so is JP Morgan in my opinion.
So anyhow.
Let's see next one.
Skip Bayless.
Just because.
I don't know if he said anything or not.
Just because.
He still needs it.
Next one.
Jamar Chase.
Well Skip Bayless is in the hall of fame anyhow.
So I mean at any time we can pull him out and paddle him because there he is.
His goofy little face and his skinny little bitch body is in there.
And we can pull him out at any time and give him an ass paddling if we want.
I mean he is in there.
So anyhow.
The next one is Jamar Chase for bullshit talk about the Chiefs.
Again all of them over there spouting with no ring.
Spouting, spouting, spouting with no ring.
Yep, yep, yep with no ring.
Blah, blah, blah with no ring.
You guys eat a fucking pile of dicks.
Until you get a ring shut the fuck up.
Yeah man we got two.
How many you have?
Was that?
Well actually we have three rings.
I was around but very young when the first one was done.
But under this leadership and this quarterback we have two.
Let's see how many Natty has over all the years they've been.
Was that?
What?
I don't think I heard anything Rob did you?
No.
Huh.
They must not have a ring then.
Hang on let me make sure.
Ok hang on.
Hey Natty where you at?
Hey let's hear you.
Let's hear you.
Hey how many rings do you have?
What was that?
Son of a bitch.
Did you know they have none Rob?
No I didn't.
You wouldn't guess by the way they talked would you?
No.
No you'd think they were the biggest baddest motherfuckers ever wouldn't you?
They talk like a seven foot tall giant and they act like a five foot fucking frail little
person.
So anyhow.
Yeah so ok.
Next one.
Tyreek Hill because he only offered his alleged victim $200.
What a cheap ass.
Right?
Yup.
$200.
Oh watch this hang on hang on guys.
I need to slap this guy in the back of the head.
I'll give him $200.
That guy is like fuck you.
I know what my worth is.
You know man.
So anyhow those are my ass paddlins.
And anyhow I got a new thing from Mick Morris.
And Mick Morris is once again talking about Motley Crue and how they did him.
And he said that in the 2022 tour nobody would talk to him.
None of the band would talk to him.
I find that so disappointing.
Yeah me too.
I mean how do people get like that?
Mighty insane.
Yeah.
Yup.
Yeah so that's too bad.
I mean I could go on about it but you know I've already went on and on about him and
how I feel about him.
People know how we feel about him right?
So anyhow there's no reason not to talk to Mick.
Mick didn't do anything to those guys.
And the more I read and the more I see and the more I know the less I like any of them
anymore.
And the more I don't really give a shit about him at all.
I just like man.
And as far as I'm being in a rock and roll hall of fame.
I hope they never get it.
And if they do it's going to be with Mick Morris.
It's not going to be with John Five.
So anyhow.
Yeah they sound like a bunch of fucking pussies.
Even Vince Neil.
Why won't Vince Neil talk to him?
Vince Neil had all the problems with the way they treated him.
When they kicked him out he had all these problems with him.
Now all of a sudden Vince is acting like them?
Really?
So anyhow.
Do you ever wonder how some people get ticks all the time and some people don't?
Yeah.
Yeah I do.
Well they seem to have found one reason.
Blood types.
Ticks like certain blood types.
Really?
Yep.
Everyone has one of four different blood types.
And ticks seem to be more attracted to certain blood types than others.
Type B blood seems to be their least favorite.
While they seem to most attracted to type A. So and everything else is somewhere in
the middle there.
So if you get eaten up by ticks you can damn well bet it's probably A or something in that
range.
And if they don't eat you up very much you probably got a blood type B. So anyhow.
So who would have thought ticks were particular about the blood they suck?
Yeah I would expect that.
Yeah it says here that they can actually when they get on your skin they can smell the blood.
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And sweat and carbon dioxide also has a lot to do with it.
Ticks can be attracted to the byproducts of basic life functions that you couldn't stop
even if you wanted to.
Ticks are attracted to warm blooded creatures.
They can sense the heat that radiates from your body.
When it comes to temperature the bodies of humans and other warm blooded animals are
self regulating.
Your body produces sweat to keep you cool.
The sweat contains lactic acid that ticks can detect which draws them to you.
And the air that you breathe can attract ticks as they can detect high concentrations of
carbon dioxide produced when you exhale.
Because there is not much that you can do about the natural tick attractions your body
produces.
You have to find other ways to avoid them such as pest removal or some sort of a spray.
Another way to get rid of ticks is get rid of wood piles, dead leaves and long vegetation.
Unmow grass and ticks don't necessarily go out looking for new hosts.
Instead they find them using a technique called questing.
A tick climbs up onto an object close to the ground such as a fallen log or a low plant.
While its back legs grip the object it extends its front legs.
When a potential host brushes by the object the tick is sitting on it grabs hold of it
with its legs and climbs up until it finds a suitable area of flesh to bite.
Clearing debris from your yard and keeping your grass mowed and shrubs pruned help prevent
ticks in your yard.
Especially if you have a blood type B right?
Yeah.
So anyhow that is your tick report for today.
You're welcome America.
And alright and now everybody we turn to Rob Radd.
Rob Radd has something that his sister sent him that he wants to speak about.
My sister in law yeah.
Okay his sister in law.
A report in the New Republic raised questions about a 2016 inquiry that the plaintiff in
a major Supreme Court case said she received for a same-sex wedding website.
Do you remember hearing about that?
Yeah a little bit but please.
Yeah.
Okay that's what this story is going on.
Okay.
The same-sex couple whose request for a wedding website was cited in a major case resulting
in a Supreme Court decision that undercut LGBTQ rights may not actually exist.
Okay.
On Friday morning the Supreme Court ruled 63 long ideology lines that Lori Smith a Colorado
graphic designer who wanted to create wedding websites to choose not to make them for same-sex
couples despite a state law that protected against discrimination based upon sexual orientation,
race, gender or other characteristics.
She Smith a Christian who does not make wedding websites but she said she would like to.
Okay.
She said the Colorado law violated her first amendment rights and they made her win the
religious wedding.
The courts and service justice all agreed.
However according to a Thursday story in the New Republic the only inquiry Smith has ever
received about potentially creating a website for a gay couple apparently came from a man
who said he never said it.
Hmm.
According to an illegal team the Christian group Alliance Defending Freedom, ADF, a man
identified as Stewart requested a wedding website in September 2016 for his upcoming
marriage to someone named Mike.
Okay.
Reporter Melissa Grant used the contact information provided by the plaintiffs in the court documents
keywords in the court documents.
Okay.
Contact him there was immediate confusion.
Grant reached the man named Stewart who confirmed that the contact information used in the filing
was his.
It said he was straight married to a woman and not a man named Mike.
Hmm.
And his quote was if somebody's pulled my information at some time supporting the information
or documentation somebody's falsified that Stewart told the outfit adding I wouldn't
want anybody to make me a wedding website.
I'm married.
I have a child.
I'm not really sure where that came from.
But somebody's using false information in a Supreme Court document.
That's interesting.
How could that happen?
I don't know.
Somebody somebody somebody yeah Rob and I are not speaking either way politically.
What we're what we're pointing out is how can this happen in a system such as ours.
Hmm.
Yeah.
They use somebody did not do their research on this case.
Yeah.
And that's very disappointing.
That's extremely disappointing.
Yeah.
Wow.
And you you can find that on Yahoo News.
Oh I believe it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
I heard that is a good one.
That is a good one.
It makes you think about how many other items or whatever programs or whatever whatever
is built on something fake.
Yeah.
That's you know.
I mean without getting into the political part of it I mean I don't care what it is.
Everything that they put out there must be real.
So we can get you know get a good determination on it you know.
So anyhow.
Well that's crazy.
Do you know what was that all or did you have any other stories that you want to talk about.
Okay.
You know what a hydrothermal pool is.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well you know that they will they're extremely hot and they have a some of them at Yellowstone.
A woman at Yellowstone Natural Park ignored warnings and dipped her hand into one of the
park's famous hot springs only to scramble away in shock when she realized how hot the
water was.
Another visitor copy and sent out a video and it was later uploaded to Instagram account
tour on tour on of Yellowstone.
T.O.U.R.O.N.S.O.F.Y.E.L.L.O.W.S.T.O.N.E.
The account which takes its name from the words tourist and moron.
I get it now.
Post videos of visitors doing stupid and dangerous things at Yellowstone National Park.
In the clip uploaded last Wednesday a man and a woman can be seen standing by the edge
of the hot spring after veering off the boardwalk.
It's stupid a man said in the background of the video as other visitors stared at the
woman roll.
Woman rolled up her sleeves crashed on the ground and tried to inch closer to the water
when she realized she couldn't reach it on her own she held on to her companions arm
for support then she dipped her right hand in the pool of water that had steam rising
off of it.
After touching the water woman quickly got on her feet and scrambled away from the hot
springs.
It's hot.
It's very hot.
The video is accompanied by a caption from the original visitor who filmed the video.
Ok I would have called these people in but couldn't find a ranger or service but here's
a guy that I presume is daughter at what I thought said uh said Silex spring and fountain
point pot trail.
I told him that it was a bad idea and they shouldn't get off the boardwalk.
His response was whatever man so I hit record.
The caption read.
The National Park Service says on its website that Silex Springs has an average temperature
of 174.7 degrees Fahrenheit or 79.3 degrees Celsius and last erupted in 2006.
The Flower Paint Pot Trail is also part of Yellowstone's still active volcanoes and
visitors must stay on the boardwalk at all times per NPS.
Yellowstone National Park safety rules strictly prohibit activities such as touching, swimming
and soaking in the hot springs stating that hot springs have injured or killed more people
in Yellowstone than any other natural feature.
So there you go.
Stupidity amuck.
So I guess the lady didn't believe it was that hot even though steam was rising and
she could probably feel the heat when she put her hand near it, refused to accept it
and she got burned.
Bad.
Damn.
I know.
So, pretty insane isn't it?
Yeah.
Ain't nobody got to either of them.
Hell no, me neither.
Nope, I know better than that shit.
I went to hot springs last year in Picosas Springs, Colorado and it was just a regular
hot springs probably about I don't know maybe 100 degrees maybe something like that I don't
know.
I'm not sure exactly what they are but it was so bad that if the sun was out and it
was 60 degrees you could not sit in it because it got too hot.
So, that'll give you and that's nothing like a volcano warm one.
One warm by a volcano you can only imagine is probably well I mean according to the temperature
it was boiling hot.
So, anyhow.
Alright and now we are going to turn our attention to Rob with Rob's final thought.
No matter how fast things get, remember these same words.
You're old, you sag, get over it.
Yeah.
There you go.
You're old, you sag, get over it.
We're all in the same boat fuckers.
So, be a petrillo for the Golden Girls.
Oh, I believe anything she says.
So.
Yep.
Alrighty guys, we will talk to you next time on this here podcast.
Have a great evening.
Good night.
Invisible ass paddling, new douche flavors and horrible pranks.
What the fuck is wrong with these guys?
Hey, where did they go?
Where are the douche bags?
Oh my god, someone took a dump in the corner.
Oh jeez.
Glad they're gone.
Let's just hope they don't come back.
Man, that smells.