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Live from the historic River Market District in downtown Kansas City, Missouri,

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from the banks of the beautiful Crystal Blue Walkers of the Missouri River,

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it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast.

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Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors, and horrible pranks?

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What the fuck is wrong with these guys?

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Well, guess they finally figured out the microphone.

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Idiots.

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If a 10 pound bag of shit could talk, this is what it would sound like.

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Hello everybody, Two Douchebags and Microphone, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright, well, I literally just got back from Eureka Springs five minutes, no,

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okay, hang on, hang on, 20 minutes ago, because I had to unload the car real quick.

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So, 20 minutes ago, but I just now got in the podcast studio,

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five minutes ago, barely scratched my balls and called Rob.

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And here is Rob, and sorry it took so long, but you know.

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And I'm still scratching my balls, waiting on you.

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Good man, I know, good man. He's waited on me many times.

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Me to get off work, got off work late, all different kinds of shit.

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And tonight it was, Val had a little bit more shopping left in her this last day we were there,

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and I wasn't going to interrupt it while I sat and smoked.

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No, you can't, you can't do that.

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No, I sat there and smoked my cigar in front of the Basin Park there,

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and just people watched, and had a great time, it was beautiful.

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A guy was playing banjo behind me.

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That's a beautiful part.

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I've got to get my, I've got to get my away set up, my mobile set up,

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because I would have had some great footage if I had that going.

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The guy playing banjo, and some of the people I talked to,

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it would have been great footage, but I didn't have anything ready.

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I didn't have time, I was busy at work, and other projects I have going on,

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so I haven't had a chance to get it yet, get it together.

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It's too bad though.

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I know for a fact, like I said, I used to live down around, or down around Reed Springs, around Branson.

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Yeah, of course, I mean, not far.

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And used to travel to Eureka all the time.

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There's so many great musicians down around there.

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There is, and Reed Springs is about about...

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They're just great fat.

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They are.

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They're never made for the top.

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No, the reason they did it is because they love their lifestyle down there.

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And that is laid back, laid back.

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They do what they do, they enjoy it, and they don't expect a whole lot from it.

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Except someone would come by and go, hey, that's good, I enjoy that.

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I listened to a really good musician at the New Delhi restaurant there in Eureka Springs.

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His name is Vince Turner.

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And you can look him up on Facebook.

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He was really good, I listened to him.

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He just came over and started talking to me.

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I think he noticed me watching his chord progression and some of the effects he was using.

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So I think he's kind of like, oh, that guy is kind of like looking at what I'm doing.

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So he came over and started talking to me, and I got along with him very well.

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He added me on Facebook, and he's on Facebook, and I really liked him.

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The thing is, Vince Turner.

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And I didn't even have a chance, we were so busy talking music,

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I didn't have a chance to tell him I had a podcast and I was going to mention it on there and everything.

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I mean, you know how nerdy we get with music.

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We were just like wrapping off all this shit and some of the unknown hits,

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and some of the unknown, most talented people, and we were just like having one hell of a discussion.

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And by the time he had to go back on stage, I didn't get a chance to tell him,

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hey, I'm going to pimp you on there.

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I mean, we're in every continent except South America, you fuckers.

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So anyhow, I don't know, they speak English in South America.

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Why are we not there? I don't get it. It bothers me.

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And then one lady we met down at the City Market, oh, I got a friend.

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No problem, I'll have her listen.

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I don't think she's that good of a friend.

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And my ex's uncle used to live in Panama, but he passed away.

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Damn it, there was our inlet right there.

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We're never going to be in South America.

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Yeah, yeah, because he liked me too. He would have loved it.

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Dang it. And he would have, right? He would have been like,

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all right, Rob, I probably don't like your guys' disgusting shit, but for you, I'll do it.

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No, he would have loved it.

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Oh, okay, all right, that's even better then.

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He was a cool uncle.

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He would have said, what's that shit he just said?

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Did you ever have a dream you were eating chocolate pudding and wake up and spoon in your ass?

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Is that what he said for real?

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Okay, yeah, that was a good question.

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Oh, I got a couple of comments about that one.

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About what?

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Oh, you ever have a dream, the promo that I had our voice guy do?

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You ever have a dream you're eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass?

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Yeah, yeah, I heard that. I was like, oh my God.

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I had a couple of people comment on that and they go, where the hell did you get that?

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And I go, I don't know. You know what? I grew up in the Midwest.

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We were fucking bored. We come up with stuff like this.

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It's either that or Bale Hay. Who the fuck wants to Bale Hay?

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We come up with stupid stuff like this, you know?

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Okay, everybody's got notes. You got to know Bart.

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You got to know Bart.

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He comes up with shit out of his ass.

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If you look at the history of entertaining radio, a lot of people came from this area for a reason.

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Because we're bored out of our skull and all we could use was our imagination growing up.

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So that's what I'm blaming it on or it could be the water. Who knows? Anyhow.

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But I've got something for you, Rob.

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I just blame it on the 80s.

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That was, yeah, the 80s really kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the 80s. Oh yeah.

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But anyway, what word are you saying?

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Oh, okay, hang on. Okay.

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I'm awful cheerful for just coming off vacation.

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Yeah, you are.

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Yeah, I'm awful cheerful for a 10 hour day on a Monday.

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Oh fuck. I'm sorry.

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And ball gravy season and full force.

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I've got rest of the week and half a day Saturdays.

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Oh, nut gravy season and full force too, Rob. Oh.

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Oh, I love it. Money's nice.

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That's good. That's good. How's your son doing there? Is he doing good?

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Oh, he's doing awesome. I'm getting a lot of good reports, but actually. Good.

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We got a truckload of steel in today.

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Uh huh.

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And when we get a truckload of steel in to put in the bays down where we keep it.

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Well, that steel.

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It takes three people.

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You got a guy on a forklift taking the bundles of steel up off the semi trailer.

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I'm familiar, but tell the people that are listening. I know exactly what you're talking about.

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Well, I build both trailers. Well, we get bundles of steel in.

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And my son just recently went to work for this company that I work for.

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You can go ahead and pimp them again. Go ahead and pimp them.

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Oh, Robert.

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Oh, B&M Manufacturing is the name of our company.

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The name of our boat lift is Hall-Rite trailers.

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Hall-Rite. Not Hall-Rite. Hall-Rite. Okay.

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H-A-U-L-R-I-T-E.

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I thought it was Paul-Rite. Okay, Hall-Rite. Okay, got it.

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Yeah, haul your boat.

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Okay. That makes sense.

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Okay. It's a billiards company.

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Okay. So anyhow, you got your son on there.

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And you're a loading steel truck.

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He's been there for like two weeks now.

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He's working on our loading dock.

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What he does is he gets all of our trailers.

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They stack our trailers.

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And we have company trucks that deliver them to our distributors.

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Which we have distributors in Belton, Grandview, Oklahoma, Georgia, Texas.

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Yeah, I understand.

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We have different drivers.

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Well, my son's job is to get all the trailers tied down tightly, ready for travel.

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And get all the parts ready and get the trucks ready to head out.

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And I've been getting a lot of reports on my son, and he's doing great.

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Good.

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He's turning in to what they were hoping for. His father's child.

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Good.

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Because I bust my ass for that company.

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I know you do. I know you do.

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You guys have been a good hard worker and an honest hard worker.

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And I expected nothing different on this place. So, good.

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That's good to hear.

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54 years old. 6 o'clock this morning. I'm in and doing 180,000 pieces of steel.

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I don't miss those days. I don't miss those days at all.

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I have, well, you know like I do. We have our tricks of the trade.

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Yes. Well, yeah, yeah. You use force against leverage.

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Exactly. I'll tell you what, that will save you every time.

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I used to have to do it with glass all the time.

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I could teeter a piece of glass like a magician, dude.

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Because you had to out of necessity.

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Well, yeah, yeah. Well, mine, it's either find a way to move this 180,000 piece of steel or pick it up and move it.

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Find a way to move it is what you do.

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28 foot. I happen to have a two wheel dolly that I use as a cart to move my steel.

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I lay the dolly down with the handle on the ground and the flat part up.

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I just pick up one piece of one end of the steel, move it over the dolly, lay it on it, pop it up, adopt me a cart.

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I'm going to handle one end of the steel. I'm not handling 180 pounds.

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But after a few of them, it changed the wear on it.

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It still does, but you're not handling each one.

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That's what you need.

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Okay, good, good.

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No, my son's doing great there.

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I figured he would. Good.

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What you got, brother?

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Okay. All right. I'm sorry. I thought you were wrapping it up. That's why I started talking.

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No, no, no. No, the steel talk, by the way you were going, I thought you were wrapping it up.

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Did you have anything else to say? I didn't mean to cut you off or nothing.

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No, go ahead, man. Start.

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Okay, okay.

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Let's get this shit show going.

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I have hereby, well, you've known for years, as long as we've been talking again, my love for Yidlin beer, right?

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Yes, yes.

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All I can get right here is the original. I can't get the light. I can't get nothing.

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That's the only kind that I really, really think is just so great is the Yidlin lager.

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The original.

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The amber, yes.

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The dark one.

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Well, it's not really that dark. It's amber.

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Yeah, yeah. They have a dark beer. They have a black and tan. And then they also have something else.

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But anyhow, they have the Hershey's lager.

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The original thing between that.

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Yeah, the lager. The original Yidlin lager.

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I'd buy some.

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Okay. That's the amber.

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I'd look for the Hershey's.

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If they're ever going to have it out here, it just depends because, you know, my love for it, you know, I've worked on the East Coast a long time for my old place.

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And that's where I originally found it.

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And I really kind of found it by accident because someone was like, man, he goes, a Yidlin draft is messing around.

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I'm going, what the hell's a Yidlin?

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It's just some guys talking to at a restaurant that we're eating at that night. He goes, this is the best stuff around.

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And I'm like, what is it? He goes, yeah, he goes, it's America's oldest beer brewery.

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Like, really? Yeah, it's out of Pennsylvania.

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So I was like, you know what? Okay. You know what? I'll try one.

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You know, so I tried one. I was like, shit.

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It had this great multi-taste. And it was just, and it's an amber color, which I love amber beers the best anyhow.

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And I seen like how much people love the beer.

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And the reason it isn't number one is because it's not nationwide, not even close to nationwide yet.

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And they never really wanted to go all the way, you know, nationwide.

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They just did what they did for so long and wasn't worried about it, you know.

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Well, recently for like the last 10 years, they've been doing a push, adding more and more states.

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And we got added here in Missouri finally, the first of the year.

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So anyhow, but there was one place that I found the best yiddling around.

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And we were doing this job in Sanford, Florida at the college there.

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It was really brutal hot. I mean, it was like 95 and just the humidity was just like, I don't know, it had to been like 90%.

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You could just wring the air out of that, you know, the water out of the atmosphere.

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It was horrid and recurring glass through the parking lot, just bacon in the sun with all our safety vests on,

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our harnesses on and our safety hats on.

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And I'm just tripping in sweat.

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So we're trying to find the hotel room because we just landed that day.

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We had to have all our equipment with us on the plane and we had to unload it from the airport, go get a rental car and then, you know, go straight to the job site.

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Right. It was that type of deal, which sucks.

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I hate going straight to the job site because anyhow, you have to wear your work clothes, your work jeans, your boots,

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and then you got to take them off in the airport and put them back on.

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You know, it just sucks.

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So anyhow, we go to this, we find the hotel and we're both worn out.

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We're like, fuck, man.

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We flew from like Delaware, New Jersey, I think it's New Jersey, and flew down there to do a job.

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And then we got there early in the morning because we finished up that job in New Jersey late that night because it was like what they call a red date or something like that.

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And that means that that job had to be done no matter what.

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So we're there until like midnight.

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We went back to the hotel room, packed that night, took our showers and we was up in like four hours and at the airport in Newark to take off to go to Florida for this job in Sanford, Florida, which is Orlando, Florida, basically.

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So we land in Orlando, go straight to the job site and we're worn out from the night before and it's hotter than fuck.

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So we get done with the, I don't know, a 10 hour day sweating our nuts off with our harnesses, everything on.

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And always.

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Yeah.

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So we get to the hotel and Brian looks at me, the guy I worked with, and he goes, man, he goes, I, let's just go across the road to that Sunday's barbecue place.

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Okay. Yeah. Hopefully, hopefully their barbecue is decent.

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Always given a shit about was just a decent barbecue sandwich and we were good.

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Well, it was more than decent. It was a really good barbecue and they're a chain, I think primarily in Florida.

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So anyhow, I had this young draft there, which I've had up in Delaware and Newark and all these other places.

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And, and it was very good. And I was like, man, okay, that's good.

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But nothing was as good as a Sunday's barbecue.

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And it could have been, yeah, it could have been a combination of working all day, sweating our nuts off.

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And I finally get to lay back and have a beer in air condition.

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It could have been part of that, but this thing tasted so great.

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So anyhow, I'll go ahead with a little story I wrote out here about it.

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Gave you a little preface there.

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So I hereby found the close second best yin-ling draft.

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My first favorite yin-ling draft was from Sunny's barbecue in Sanford, Florida.

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I was there on a job, the restaurant, which is a chain, I think mostly in Florida.

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We went there after a brutal first day of moving huge pieces of glass in the Florida heat.

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I ordered a yin-ling draft in a huge frosted glass.

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Bam, perfection.

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It was probably the best beer I ever had in my life.

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And it was a huge glass.

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The multi-taste was perfect.

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And Brian and I had dinner.

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He went back to the hotel.

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While I enjoyed probably four more of these masterpieces, I had like four more.

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And they were all just great.

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This was in 2019.

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So fast forward now to 2023.

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Val and I are on a little-many vacay.

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And we went out to this amazing show.

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It's called The Illusionist Show in Eureka Springs.

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When you go down there, check it out.

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It's really good.

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In Eureka?

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In Eureka Springs.

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It's called The Illusionist.

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It's a magic show.

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Oh, cool.

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And I got to tell you what happened that was really cool.

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I know there's a trick to it somehow.

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Like someone's watching you and does it or something.

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But I'll get to that here in a minute.

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So the show was over around 730.

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Prime dinner time in Eureka is packed.

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We swing by Armilio's.

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It's a fantastic Italian place.

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Yes, it is.

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Yeah, you've been there?

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Yeah.

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I've been there.

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Oh, it's so good.

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It's a two-hour wait, like always.

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So we try other places in town, but all over packed.

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So we go to Horseshoe Grill.

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And Horseshoe Grill is just almost outside of town.

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So not as...

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Yeah, it's a good place.

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Yeah, it's a huge place too.

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So they didn't have any wait, so we got right in.

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So it's just people don't want to drive that far.

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They've been drinking and stuff and out all day in the heat.

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So we were willing to drive that far.

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At the Horseshoe Grill, they have a perfect margarita with Patrone.

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Val and I have always ordered that.

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But this time, I see Yenling on the draft.

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And I'm like, huh.

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I'm like, man, should I?

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You know, I don't know.

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I've had great Yenlings on draft, but nothing like that one in Sanford, Florida, right?

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At Sunny's Barbecue.

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Well, this was the second best ever.

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Really?

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Yes, it was fantastic.

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Had that great multi-taste.

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It was just...the glass was cold enough, but not too cold.

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It was crisp.

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It was perfect.

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And I looked at Val and I go, this is the second best Yenling I've ever had.

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And she gave me this look like, okay, happy for you.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hopefully, she gave me this look like, hopefully he shuts up about this pretty quick.

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So of course I did.

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And I'm like, you know what?

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I'm just going to go back to the cottage.

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I'm going to go back to bed and breakfast and write about it.

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Well.

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And then tell the world.

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So, anyhow, second best Yenling ever.

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If you had that opportunity, I've worked 10 hours today.

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Man, I'm sorry.

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All I'm doing is rubbing it in and I'm not meaning to.

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It's called adulting.

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It is, and I have to do it starting tomorrow.

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Got to get back at it.

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So, anyhow.

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Yeah, sounds like we're going to be pretty cut short on podcasts this week.

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You know what?

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We'll figure it out like we always do.

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Hey, we'll catch it this weekend.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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We'll catch up Saturday.

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Or if you want to do it later one of these nights, get home about 930.

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Nah, don't feel like it.

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Well, it depends on what kind of day I had that day.

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You know what? We'll figure it out as we go.

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We'll just text like we always do.

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Right, tonight I'm fine.

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The later in the week, the more busy I get.

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Okay, you know what?

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We'll try to go for a little while tonight and then we'll see what we can do after that.

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So that's fine.

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I'll keep in touch with you.

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Okay, like we always do.

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We always figure it out.

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We always get it in.

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Always. We got to.

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Yeah, we do.

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Yeah, we got to yap.

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That's what we do.

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That's what we do best.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yep, that's what we do best.

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So here we are.

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Our stories go to hell when you talk.

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Oh yeah.

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We go down so many different rabbit holes.

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People are probably like, when you fucking just finished what you started.

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I'm kind of curious about this damn beer.

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And you're talking about everything else except the fucking beer.

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Yeah, whatever.

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Everybody thought it was bad, but you and Topher, it's really going to be bad with me and him.

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We both get distracted.

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Yeah, yeah.

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It's like, yeah.

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And then the big fucking bear lunged at the car.

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Hey, is that?

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Oh my God.

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I just found my, I found my watch.

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I found my kiss watch from when I was a kid.

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Yeah, so anyhow, I was going to go into The Illusionist.

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The Illusionist is a show in Eureka Springs, Arkansas.

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They actually are in an old church.

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And they're very good.

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So down below is a bathroom on the second floor.

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And you go in there and they have poem reading and stuff like that.

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And these different booths that you can go to.

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But right next to it is this lit up Houdini sign in his famous upside down photo.

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I'm like, oh.

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So I've seen that.

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You posted it on Facebook.

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I've seen it.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And I'm like, oh, cool.

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So I go and I snap a picture of it, OK?

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I go and I take my piss and I go back up to the seat.

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And it's not Houdini on there.

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It's their brand, their magic show.

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Yeah.

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The Illusionist.

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And so it has to be some sort of a trick.

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Like someone is watching on camera.

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And when you go and take a snap a picture of Houdini, they click it really quick.

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And they snap to their show.

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But it was I went up there and I go, hey, hey, look at this Houdini pic I got.

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Wait a minute.

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Yeah.

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I even said something to the lady.

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Not of the show, but to the lady.

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I go, man, I go, whatever trick they got going downstairs.

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I go, it's pretty fucking good.

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I didn't say fucking.

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I go, it's pretty good.

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And she goes, what trick?

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I go, when you snap a picture of Houdini.

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And she's like, what?

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And I go, you know what?

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Forget it.

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Either she really didn't know.

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Either she didn't know they were doing that.

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Or she was so good at playing it off, I felt like a dumbass.

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I would say you should probably feel like a.

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I should probably feel like a dumbass.

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I was like, oh no, he just clicked off.

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Anyhow, I will just keep talking and rattling here while I call Rob back.

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So anyhow, I just I grabbed my Coke and I got the fuck out of there.

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I grabbed my Mexican Coca-Cola with real cane sugar in a bottle and I left.

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So let's see if he answers.

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Do what?

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There you are.

430
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I was seeing if you answered.

431
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OK, there you are.

432
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No, no.

433
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I don't know what to.

434
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I mean, I mean, I even put in my wire to your pocket tonight.

435
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Well, it hung up and I called you back.

436
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You just hung up and you had called me back.

437
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Yeah.

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Well, OK, in between, I said what I did was I grabbed my Mexican Coca-Cola with real cane sugar in a bottle.

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And I got the fuck out of there because that lady either played it off so good or had no idea they played that trick.

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I left in shame and I came back and I go, oh, wait a minute, can I get my bottle open?

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I don't have a bottle opener.

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Sure, I can.

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OK, thank you.

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So anyhow, I've got a question for you, Rob.

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I got an answer, hopefully.

446
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OK.

447
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Have you ever heard the word hate?

448
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It's like ain't with an H in it.

449
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Ain't with an H.

450
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Haint.

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H-A-I-N-T.

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Haint.

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No, no.

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OK.

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Haint is an Ozark, Arkansas and word for ghost.

456
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Really?

457
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Yes, I did not know this until the guy, John, who is...

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You were in the regular reach, huh?

459
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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The host at our bed and breakfast, John, is he had great stories.

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And the first one he started off with is Haint.

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And the first thing it rung in my head was this is going to make a terrific podcast story.

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Haint is the name of a ghost.

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They call them Haints.

465
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Yeah.

466
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Instead of calling them ghosts down there, they call them Haints.

467
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I even used it a couple of times to send to locals and they responded appropriately.

468
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So they still use it.

469
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So Haint is ghost, right?

470
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Yeah.

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So Haint blue is an old fashioned color that is supposed to ward off spirits and ghosts.

472
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It's kind of a odd blue and you'll see a lot of porches painted in that color down there

473
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because they either think they're spirits around there or that's what the people did a long time ago

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and they just kept the original theme because it's cool.

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Yeah.

476
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Or maybe they still believe that ghosts and spirits are around there

477
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:46,000
because Eureka Springs is supposed to be one of the most haunted places in America.

478
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,000
And I'll get to that right now.

479
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000
So Haint...

480
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
I know what you're talking about.

481
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Yes.

482
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Yeah.

483
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
I'm going to go into it right now.

484
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
So.

485
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Ghost word.

486
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Haint is an Arkansas name for ghost.

487
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
You can even look it up.

488
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
It's the unofficial word.

489
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:08,000
It's just like ain't only with an H in front of it.

490
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,000
We stayed and highly recommend Hidden Springs Bed and Breakfast.

491
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:17,000
It's fantastic cottages on a large hill with plenty of trees and scenery.

492
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
We're out there feeding the deers by hand.

493
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
All different kinds of stuff.

494
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000
Oh yeah.

495
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,000
I mean we didn't get to see any bears again but maybe one day.

496
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
I don't know.

497
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
I want to see a bear so bad.

498
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
I mean and here's why.

499
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000
A Missouri black bear is docile.

500
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
They will not hurt you.

501
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
So they're fine.

502
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
You can get near one of them and they will walk off.

503
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
They won't mess with you.

504
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000
They're probably a little bit more afraid of you or leery.

505
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Maybe not afraid but leery of you.

506
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
They are.

507
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000
Yeah.

508
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,000
They're fairly shy for a big creature.

509
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000
So.

510
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,000
We have black bears around Lakeville.

511
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,000
Oh yeah.

512
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000
You have a lot of them actually.

513
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000
You got a large population of them there.

514
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000
Oh they're.

515
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
No.

516
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
They're popping up more and more.

517
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
They really are.

518
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Well we even have one in Pleasant Hill.

519
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000
They have it on a room cam that was walking through their back door.

520
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000
In Pleasant Hill?

521
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Yeah it was walking through their back yard and they got the ring cam on their back door.

522
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Picked up the bear.

523
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:21,000
Yeah I haven't told you yet but I've been talking to an old girlfriend of mine in Pleasant Hill so.

524
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Oh alright.

525
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
We'll talk about that later.

526
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
Okay that's cool.

527
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000
You know what.

528
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Let's not ruin anything because we have a podcast.

529
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
We're it's podcast.

530
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000
Yeah yeah yeah.

531
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Okay so like I said we stayed in the highly recommend Hidden Springs Bed and Breakfast.

532
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Fantastic cottages on a large hill with plenty of trees and scenery.

533
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Nature at ease.

534
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Walls.

535
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Squirrels.

536
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000
Deer.

537
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000
Rabbits.

538
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
And occasional bears but we did not see one.

539
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000
But not you know.

540
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:55,000
We didn't see a bear but there are bears there.

541
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000
You know the bears.

542
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:01,000
The bears are kind of like oversized dogs is what I would call them.

543
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:09,000
But anyhow they even have white squirrels which came from South America and there's a story behind it.

544
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:16,000
But I couldn't hear the guy very well because some guy was trying to truck up a hill and it sounded like his transmission was going out.

545
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,000
But he was talking about how the white squirrel showed up in Eureka Springs.

546
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000
There's a ton of them there.

547
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000
White squirrels.

548
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000
There's a ton of white squirrels.

549
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
They're not albino.

550
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
They're white squirrels.

551
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Oh Lord that man just saw a puppy in half.

552
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Hey there.

553
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000
Don't worry.

554
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,000
I have a clown nose.

555
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Oh no.

556
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
That drunk guy just hit my child.

557
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
It's okay.

558
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
I have a clown nose.

559
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Clown nose.

560
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Just put one on and you can do anything.

561
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Want to run for office?

562
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Murder people in public?

563
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,000
Just grab a clown nose and bam everyone laughs.

564
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

565
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
Grab one today and make magic happen.

566
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Oh shit.

567
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000
What's that over there?

568
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
Oh no.

569
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000
It's the island of horrible jokes.

570
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Ugh.

571
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:26,000
What do you call a bundle of hay in church?

572
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
Christian Bale.

573
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Ha ha ha.

574
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Two tool bags and a socket wrench will be right back.

575
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Anyhow we saw a ton of white squirrels.

576
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,000
I'm going to post some pictures of the white squirrels on Facebook.

577
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
You'll see them.

578
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
I will.

579
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
And then deer, no big deal.

580
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
I had a deer eat out of my hand before.

581
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,000
If you feed them and are nice to them they will come to you.

582
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,000
I mean not all of them but there's a percentage of them that will.

583
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
We had a fawn that was pregnant come up.

584
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
It was just fun.

585
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
I'm not a hunter.

586
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
Never have been a hunter.

587
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
I'm not mad at hunters.

588
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
You eat.

589
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
That's fine.

590
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000
I get it.

591
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000
I'm just a friend deer and nature and all that.

592
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
But anyhow.

593
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:26,000
I was a hunter when I was a kid.

594
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:31,000
But I got older and started liking nature.

595
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:37,000
I buy my stuff from the store or from a butcher.

596
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Same here.

597
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
I don't have to do it.

598
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
I got a middle man and I don't want to do it.

599
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
I don't have full intruders.

600
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:51,000
I'm going to start off this whole thing by giving a rundown of the Crescent Hotel.

601
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Since we are talking about haunted.

602
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,000
I think I've probably talked about the Crescent Hotel on this podcast before.

603
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,000
So just bear with me if you've heard it before.

604
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
You're fine.

605
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000
I understand.

606
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,000
I have been there.

607
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
It's a pretty unique place.

608
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:16,000
So anyhow, number one, it's rated the number one haunted hotel in America by several different entities.

609
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Several different places that keep track of this stuff.

610
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Rated as the number one.

611
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000
When they go in there with their equipment and their paranormal.

612
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
It's off the hook in there.

613
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
And there's good reason.

614
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:34,000
They have one room in there that they offer a backup room because if the ghost doesn't like you.

615
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:40,000
It literally packs your luggage while you're away.

616
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Wow.

617
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Now you see they can't camera up a hotel room.

618
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
That's illegal.

619
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000
Right. Right. Right.

620
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000
But people have came in and they can't go into there and do that.

621
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
That would be illegal too.

622
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:56,000
They couldn't take all your stuff and just throw it in a.

623
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,000
You know in a in your suitcase.

624
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000
And then put it you know right next to the door for you to leave.

625
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
So I don't think they're doing that either.

626
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:10,000
So I mean and probably if you put a camera in there.

627
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
The spirit probably wouldn't do it anyhow.

628
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Be like I can't screw you guys.

629
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000
I see you.

630
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000
I'm right here.

631
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000
So anyhow.

632
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:23,000
And I talked to several people that one of them said he passed the test.

633
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000
He was fine.

634
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
He said he went back and everything was fine.

635
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
Nothing mess with.

636
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000
And another person said that didn't like him.

637
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
They came in there and everything was packed for him.

638
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
They said OK no questions asked.

639
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,000
They called down and said hey I need another room.

640
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
They said OK try this room right here.

641
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,000
We'll be up there with a key.

642
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000
So yeah.

643
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,000
So I thought I thought that was pretty interesting.

644
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:55,000
Dr. Baker the guy that that we're going to talk about that the reason this place is so haunted.

645
00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Was a radio talk show host when he claimed that the mineral water in the basin springs would cure cancer.

646
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
1937.

647
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000
I heard that.

648
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
It's all true.

649
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Down there.

650
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000
If you go in the Crescent you go to the pizza parlor upstairs.

651
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,000
That is overlooking the hills.

652
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000
It's half half outdoors half indoors is beautiful.

653
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
And I highly suggest it.

654
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Anyhow all that memorabilia is up there all the articles about Dr. Baker and you know and in all the stuff he did.

655
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
It's just it's pure evil.

656
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:36,000
So anyhow he said the basin springs with water would cure cancer.

657
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
1937 Dr.

658
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Norin Baker purchased the hotel from the soon to be cancer for the soon to be cancer hospital he was opening with this in quotations mineral water that allegedly cured cancer but obviously didn't.

659
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:59,000
He advertised no surgery no radium the mineral water cured the cancer.

660
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000
So these people had no other options were going there right.

661
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
They didn't want to get radiated.

662
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
They didn't want to get cut into.

663
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Their prognosis was horrible right.

664
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
They're probably terminal prognosis.

665
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,000
So they had nowhere else to go except this guy that said he could cure it with mineral water.

666
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:22,000
So of course a certain percentage of people wanted to see their grandkids get married went to him.

667
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Yeah.

668
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000
And had the money of course.

669
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
So the scam.

670
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
The scam went on for years.

671
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
He had patients stay there.

672
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,000
He had forced had them write letters to their loved ones.

673
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:49,000
And I got this story and also it's probably in writing too from people at work there that know all about this letters that he had them write letters to their loved ones in advance saying that they were fine and they're getting better.

674
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:56,000
He said because the treatment would prevent them for a while from doing so he needed their complete attention.

675
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000
No distractions.

676
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:02,000
And then he would know the letters little by little in many cases after their death.

677
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
So people are already dead.

678
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:10,000
They already burned them up in their incinerator that they had to put there that in their makeshift more.

679
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Well they had an actual more downstairs.

680
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:24,000
And while he's burning these people up and long after they're gone he would send these letters that their loved ones wrote saying hey I'm fine everything's good love you guys see you soon.

681
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Is that not fucking evil.

682
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Yes it is.

683
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
That is Satan.

684
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
Right there.

685
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
That is the belly of evil.

686
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
So he you know.

687
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:45,000
I want to talk about this subject off the air and we might be covering more of this.

688
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000
I want to go down there and do a podcast.

689
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,000
No I'm not just talking there I'm just talking about.

690
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Supernatural.

691
00:37:54,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Well I got a good friend at work Jake he is wanting to do a supernatural podcast and as soon as he gets around to doing it I'm going to sponsor it on our on our platform.

692
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Dude I'm all in.

693
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Well you know what we'll talk about it off air.

694
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:18,000
I have been wanting to go to our fellows home at the liberty.

695
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Yeah.

696
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Which I'm sure you've heard of.

697
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000
I know all about it I know someone who went there.

698
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000
Yes.

699
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000
OK.

700
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Well let me tell you something Mark.

701
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000
OK.

702
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000
My my great grandmother died there.

703
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Wow.

704
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,000
I grew up walking in halls.

705
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Really.

706
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Visiting other patients when my mom took me to visit.

707
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Great grandma.

708
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Uh huh.

709
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:48,000
I walked up and down the halls with other patients.

710
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Wow.

711
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000
OK.

712
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000
I don't want to go in there so bad.

713
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
But we'll talk about that later.

714
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,000
And we can do a whole podcast around this even before we go.

715
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000
That is a podcast.

716
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000
OK.

717
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
All right.

718
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Let me finish this and then if you want to go into it after this that's fine.

719
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
That's fine with me.

720
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
No I got other shit online so.

721
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000
OK.

722
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
All right.

723
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Well let me finish this and we'll get to some of your thoughts and we'll see we'll see where we're at.

724
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
So.

725
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
All right.

726
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000
He had a.

727
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,000
He you know.

728
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
So we had him write letters.

729
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
In many cases they were already dead.

730
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,000
So anyhow he had a morgue in the basement and.

731
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000
And.

732
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000
And an incinerator next to it.

733
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
They would cremate the bodies.

734
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
They did experiments on a lot of the corpses.

735
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Well really ghoulish ones almost like Dr.

736
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Mangala stuff from what I understand.

737
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Yeah.

738
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000
Yeah.

739
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:46,000
So you know so that now the hotel appears to be haunted when all the tourist attractions

740
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
started popping up in the area.

741
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,000
The porch and the exterior were painted with a Saint Blue.

742
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,000
It was believed to keep spirits out.

743
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000
It's a pale blue.

744
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Well it's not.

745
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000
It's kind of a sharp pale blue color.

746
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,000
I don't know if you'd almost almost a dull turquoise.

747
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
I've heard of it.

748
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Yeah.

749
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,000
Hidden Springs Bed and Breakfast is no different.

750
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,000
And you know.

751
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,000
It was extremely interesting when this guy was telling me that.

752
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Because I did notice the odd color porches in a lot of areas there.

753
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:28,000
And there appeared to me after he said it he didn't say this but I noticed this.

754
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,000
The closer you get to the crescent.

755
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:37,000
The more blue porches and exteriors the Saint Blue that you saw there.

756
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:41,000
And that's either left over people that believe it still.

757
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:45,000
That it keeps spirits out and the spirits are there wandering around.

758
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,000
Or they do it out of tradition.

759
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:54,000
That's the color the house was way back then and they just keep it like that.

760
00:40:54,000 --> 00:41:02,000
But for whatever reason they still have this Saint Blue and I would guess it's a best seller around that area.

761
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000
So.

762
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Really?

763
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Yeah.

764
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,000
That was pretty interesting I can tell you that.

765
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,000
And.

766
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:18,000
So.

767
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:25,000
There was a lot of other stories too but I'm not going to go into them.

768
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,000
And if you want to go into paranormal stuff.

769
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Not.

770
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Okay.

771
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000
I do.

772
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Yes I do.

773
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
But I want them to be one off podcasts.

774
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000
I don't want them to be a regular.

775
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:41,000
I'm just talking about my trip right now and what I've and what I experienced there right now.

776
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,000
I want it to be labeled as a paranormal podcast.

777
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000
And I want it.

778
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000
We'll do that.

779
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000
No no no that's what I'm saying.

780
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Okay yes.

781
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:54,000
You told me right now I've got a lot of stories.

782
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
I've got some names that I'm.

783
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:02,000
I got some alien shit coming up too that you don't know about.

784
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Okay.

785
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Very good.

786
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Just so everybody knows.

787
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000
And we're going to say this once again.

788
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Me and Mark are two and a half hours apart.

789
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Yes.

790
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,000
He don't know what I'm doing.

791
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000
I don't know what he's doing.

792
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000
No.

793
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000
We bring this show together.

794
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,000
I could be fingering my ass right now for all he knows.

795
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000
To be honest I am right now.

796
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Oh good.

797
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Awesome.

798
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Hey hey speaking of that did you get any more pics?

799
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Not yet.

800
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Damn it.

801
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,000
No no no guns but you chased me up though.

802
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Guns?

803
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:48,000
I gotta admit they caught me by surprise.

804
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Actually I made kind of a try and win him.

805
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
He's kind of a likable guy dude.

806
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000
He really is.

807
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000
Okay that's cool.

808
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,000
He did it for the show.

809
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Where is he at?

810
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Where is he from?

811
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Uganda.

812
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,000
He's from Uganda and he listens to our show.

813
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Man that's awesome.

814
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,000
We need to get him to call in sometime.

815
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:15,000
I mean we probably got maybe only him from Uganda doesn't it?

816
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
No we do have.

817
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Uganda was not mentioned on your show.

818
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,000
That's because we only had like I don't know like ten downloads from there.

819
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Yeah yeah well.

820
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
It must be Gonza.

821
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Yeah part of SPN.

822
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Yeah I mean it was too small for me to really mention.

823
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:39,000
I really I mean if you mention all the hits we've had I mean it would take hours.

824
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:45,000
If this guy hits up and there's only that many he's got money.

825
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Yeah and he has a sense of humor too.

826
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
That's awesome.

827
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:53,000
Yeah well I don't know he might be taking it serious.

828
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000
He keeps messaging me.

829
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Oh no okay well that's not what we that is not what we intended.

830
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000
It was a dummy.

831
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,000
No no no no it's alright it's alright.

832
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,000
I got it I got it.

833
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,000
I know you got yourself you're good but.

834
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:13,000
Who would have known only this podcast would lead to that.

835
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000
We're the dating game.

836
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Uganda man.

837
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
I don't know if he was saying something.

838
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:23,000
I mean he probably don't want to go bang a zebra right.

839
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000
So yeah I get it.

840
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000
I get it.

841
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:31,000
I get it or a giraffe or whatever the fuck they have down there elephants I don't know.

842
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Hippopotamus you're not gonna yeah rhinoceros no you're not gonna.

843
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000
No dolphin maybe.

844
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000
I might do a dolphin.

845
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,000
The blowhole.

846
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,000
I'll tell you stories later.

847
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Okay.

848
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Oh anyhow you have some stuff.

849
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:51,000
No no no no no no.

850
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:56,000
That's that actually there is some stories about people doing that to blow holes in dolphins

851
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
and it's very disgusting.

852
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Oh no no I ain't talking blow holes.

853
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Okay okay.

854
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
I'm talking strippers.

855
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Oh okay.

856
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Oh like the reed spring strippers at Spanx.

857
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:15,000
No no no not strippers.

858
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Shrimpers.

859
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Oh oh.

860
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Four poters.

861
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Shrimpers okay.

862
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Yeah.

863
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Okay gotcha gotcha.

864
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,000
All right.

865
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,000
I got some stories about that.

866
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Okay coming up a little bit later you said that you had some stuff that you wanted to

867
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000
get to.

868
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000
I have objects versus objects.

869
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,000
You know how I did like vegetables versus vegetables.

870
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,000
It started off with fruits versus fruits.

871
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000
Now I just wanted to.

872
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
I got you one today.

873
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Yes.

874
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Yes I did see that.

875
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,000
That would be a good one.

876
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000
I thought that's what I said.

877
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,000
That would be on the next one because I've got this one written out already.

878
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
That's fine.

879
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
That's fine.

880
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Okay but this is just objects versus objects and there's no rhyme or reason.

881
00:45:54,000 --> 00:46:00,000
It's just weird stuff that is sitting on the deck of and watching nature and come up with

882
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:05,000
weird shit that could fight each other and we're just going to discuss who would win.

883
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000
I didn't feel like picking a winner.

884
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,000
I just felt like picking a fight.

885
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
And that's it.

886
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Always.

887
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000
Always.

888
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
All right.

889
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Okay but anyhow you had some stuff on your mind so Rob.

890
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000
No go ahead go ahead.

891
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Okay.

892
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000
All right.

893
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:25,000
But like I said you know this started off walking through Costco and I'm sitting there

894
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,000
and I'm looking at some fruit and I'm like looking at some plums.

895
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,000
I go hmm what if that plum jumped out and just started fist fighting that fucking orange.

896
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Who would win?

897
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000
And then just went on from there.

898
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000
I started looking around.

899
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:43,000
I went hmm what if that pineapple started kicking the shit out of that musk melon.

900
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:49,000
And so anyhow it's weird shit that my mind comes up with and you know whatever.

901
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,000
We all have that stuff.

902
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:57,000
So anyhow this is objects versus objects and I had this on a little mini vacay just sitting

903
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:02,000
there in nature and this is the crap that my mind came up with and sure probably I'm

904
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
probably very disappointed in myself.

905
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000
I don't know.

906
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
So anyhow the first one is.

907
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000
No I'm not either.

908
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:17,000
I'm whether or not this is yeah anyhow the first one is an electric can opener versus

909
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:22,000
a waffle iron.

910
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Oh wow.

911
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000
I know.

912
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Electric can opener is vicious.

913
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:33,000
It will rip a can wide open but a waffle iron will burn the piss out of you.

914
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,000
I give it to the waffle iron.

915
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000
I gotta think about it.

916
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Okay.

917
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
No no no no don't take it.

918
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000
I give it to the waffle iron.

919
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:45,000
I see where you're coming from and here's what I'm thinking here.

920
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000
An electric can opener has that plastic part on it right?

921
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Where you grip it?

922
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,000
Okay yeah I wouldn't think about that.

923
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
A waffle iron oh this is the way I see it.

924
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,000
A waffle iron could wrap itself around there and burn it.

925
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Okay yeah.

926
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:09,000
And then once it starts dipping into the melting the plastic it's probably one right?

927
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:16,000
The whole thing is the waffle iron has to get on top of them and do this right off the

928
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,000
bat.

929
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:21,000
If not the can opener will like just start shredding them with this tooth this big tooth

930
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000
there that goes through the cans right?

931
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Okay right there was my whole battle.

932
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:31,000
So the can opener ain't gonna let the waffle iron get on top of it.

933
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000
The can opener is just gonna jump up with this big tooth.

934
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
It's just gonna start gnawing it.

935
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Okay alright.

936
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000
That's my opinion.

937
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:43,000
I think I'm gonna go with the can opener too because I just don't see an electric can

938
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
opener just sitting there taking it.

939
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,000
I see it just like going uh uh boy watch this shit.

940
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,000
It's gonna jump on top of it and just start gnawing the piss out of it right?

941
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
It means you don't eat the hell out of it.

942
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000
I think so too.

943
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Yeah.

944
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,000
This next one is interesting because it's the same thing you can look at it from every

945
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,000
different way.

946
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:06,000
This would be a toaster versus a blender.

947
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Blender, blender, blender, blender.

948
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:18,000
I agree because a toaster is kind of docile right?

949
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:22,000
I mean you put your toast in and it just pops and the toast.

950
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
It just goes rrrrrrrrrrrr.

951
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,000
It just starts.

952
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000
Toaster takes forever.

953
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Okay.

954
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Blender.

955
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Alright blender is a clear winner on there.

956
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,000
So far we have the can opener and the blender.

957
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,000
So we have the kitchen household.

958
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Yeah.

959
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,000
Yeah.

960
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Well I'm going into something different now.

961
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Couch versus recliner.

962
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:54,000
I'm gonna go with the recliner because a couch can't kick you.

963
00:49:54,000 --> 00:50:00,000
A recliner can take that little piece back or if it's electric you can hit the button

964
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,000
and it will tssssstt and kick out right?

965
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Now, if a couch jumps up and lands on a recliner it will win.

966
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Okay I got you here.

967
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Yeah.

968
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,000
So, are you thinking, I think a couch is too docile.

969
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:23,000
I think a recliner is more like a, got a little kick to it, a little meanness to it, a little

970
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:28,000
roughness and it's gonna be sizing up that couch ahead of time.

971
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,000
I think the couch is gonna be over there on one side of the room, the recliner is gonna

972
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:35,000
be over on the other and the recliner is gonna be over there fucking smoking cigarettes just

973
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,000
waiting.

974
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,000
As soon as that fucking couch says one word I'm nailing it.

975
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,000
I'm gonna blast it right in the face.

976
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,000
Okay well here's what I had.

977
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000
Okay.

978
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:51,000
I'm sitting in a double recliner.

979
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Ah yes.

980
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
And I'm looking at my couch.

981
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,000
You can take that couch can't you?

982
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:07,000
No no no listen my couch reclines at both ends.

983
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,000
Oh shit.

984
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,000
I never thought about that.

985
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Okay.

986
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:16,000
That puts a whole different spin on it.

987
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
Your couch is gonna win.

988
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:24,000
My vote is my feet.

989
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Okay so.

990
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000
Not the whole thing.

991
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,000
My feet.

992
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
I got a recliner.

993
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,000
Okay.

994
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000
Okay.

995
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Alrighty.

996
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:39,000
I have, like I said I have a double recliner and a couch that reclines on both ends.

997
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000
I went with recliner all the way on this.

998
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000
Go ahead.

999
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Yeah recliner is more personal.

1000
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
I think a recliner.

1001
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,000
It's gonna have more attitude.

1002
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:57,000
I see a recliner is kind of like a badass a little James Dean type in the corner with

1003
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:03,000
white t-shirt smoking a cigarette and it's just like waiting for the couch to mouth off

1004
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,000
so it can take it down.

1005
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:08,000
I think the couch is like going over there man that couch is a pussy and I can't wait

1006
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:16,000
to beat it's ass in front of everybody.

1007
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Oh Rob.

1008
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:22,000
Hung up again accidentally so we're gonna call him back.

1009
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
Let's see Rob.

1010
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Beep beep.

1011
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000
Choo choo.

1012
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,000
Alright.

1013
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
And here we go again.

1014
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,000
I'm here.

1015
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Okay.

1016
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Alright.

1017
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:39,000
I hit a button and they fucked my whole damn phone up.

1018
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Okay.

1019
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
I said they're making fun of you the whole time.

1020
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000
You'll hear it on the podcast.

1021
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000
I will.

1022
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,000
Okay.

1023
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000
So okay we both go with recliner right?

1024
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Yeah let's go with recliner.

1025
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,000
Okay.

1026
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Next one.

1027
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
Baseball cap versus sun visor.

1028
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:59,000
That's a stupid fucking question.

1029
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,000
I know that's why I put it in there.

1030
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:08,000
I've worn a fucking baseball hat most of my life dude.

1031
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
I'm going with sun visor.

1032
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,000
Why?

1033
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,000
Just because.

1034
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,000
Just to be a dick.

1035
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:21,000
I'm doing it to be a dick Rob.

1036
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Sun visor will kick your hats ass dude.

1037
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000
No honestly.

1038
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Yeah.

1039
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:32,000
You have to disagree at some point and here we go.

1040
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,000
Okay.

1041
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,000
I'm hat all the way.

1042
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
I'm going sun visor.

1043
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
You do what you gotta do.

1044
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,000
Alright.

1045
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,000
Okay.

1046
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
I wear a hat.

1047
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000
You know what?

1048
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,000
Here's this.

1049
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Okay.

1050
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Anybody.

1051
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Anybody you're welcome to vote.

1052
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:57,960
On any of these send your vote in to douchebagsandmicrophone.net and soon to DouchebagsandMicrophone either

1053
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:01,400
at Live.com or Gmail.

1054
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:05,720
I gotta figure out the best option and how to connect them away from my other emails.

1055
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:11,640
As soon as I figure that out we're going to have a regular email besides to DouchebagsandMicrophone.net

1056
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:17,880
because that is kind of hard to operate because it's a GoDaddy site and I understand why people

1057
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,560
aren't really using it that much.

1058
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,520
I've had some complaints about it.

1059
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:26,400
So I'm going to have a regular one.

1060
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,160
So just give me a couple weeks here.

1061
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,040
One that I can disattach from my work email.

1062
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:33,040
All that stuff.

1063
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,960
You know everything else that I do in life.

1064
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,480
I don't want this to be a part of it.

1065
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:41,000
I want this to where I can go to it and then leave it.

1066
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,080
Which ain't much like me.

1067
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:44,080
So anyhow.

1068
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,080
Yes.

1069
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,080
You don't do shit.

1070
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:47,080
Yeah.

1071
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,080
You're like me.

1072
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,080
Yeah.

1073
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:50,080
You don't do shit.

1074
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:51,080
Yeah.

1075
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,080
That's it.

1076
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,080
Okay.

1077
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,080
The next one.

1078
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,680
The catch pad.

1079
00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:00,640
I'm going to go to the parking space.

1080
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,520
It's got to be tough with all the cars that land on it.

1081
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:04,520
Okay.

1082
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:05,520
Okay.

1083
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:10,160
Let me clear this one up here.

1084
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:11,160
Okay Rob.

1085
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,160
Okay.

1086
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:15,760
I used to work for Missouri Public Service.

1087
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:16,760
You know who that is?

1088
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:17,760
The electric company in the city.

1089
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:18,760
Yes.

1090
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:19,760
Gas company wasn't it?

1091
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:20,760
Avergee.

1092
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:21,760
Yeah.

1093
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:22,760
Yeah.

1094
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:23,760
Yeah.

1095
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:24,760
Avergee is a gas company.

1096
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:25,760
Avergee is a gas company.

1097
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:26,760
It's fire now.

1098
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:27,760
I don't know what it is.

1099
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:28,760
Okay.

1100
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:29,760
I know what you're talking about.

1101
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:30,760
Yeah.

1102
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:31,760
It was a gas company.

1103
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:32,760
The two buildings on 350 Highway in retail.

1104
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:33,760
Yes.

1105
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,760
I used to be maintenance on them two buildings.

1106
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:35,760
Okay.

1107
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:36,760
Okay.

1108
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:37,760
But anyway.

1109
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:38,760
I used to go to that.

1110
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:39,760
You know it was a bigger company.

1111
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:40,760
Then that was the gas company.

1112
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:41,760
Yeah.

1113
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:42,760
Yeah.

1114
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:43,760
Yeah.

1115
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:44,760
Yeah.

1116
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:45,760
Yeah.

1117
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,760
Yeah.

1118
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:47,760
Yeah.

1119
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:48,760
Yeah.

1120
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:49,760
Yeah.

1121
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:50,760
Yeah.

1122
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:51,760
Yeah.

1123
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:53,760
Yeah.

1124
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,760
They got placed up 9th and Baltimore.

1125
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:56,760
Yes.

1126
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:57,760
They still do.

1127
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:58,760
But it's a different name.

1128
00:55:58,760 --> 00:55:59,760
Yeah.

1129
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:00,760
Okay.

1130
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:01,760
You know that parking garage.

1131
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:02,760
It used to be Bank of America.

1132
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:03,760
That was the next door.

1133
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:04,760
Yeah.

1134
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:05,760
Yeah.

1135
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:06,760
But they all shared the 7th floor parking garage.

1136
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:07,760
Yes.

1137
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:08,760
I used to power watch that parking garage at 9th dude.

1138
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:09,760
In my off time.

1139
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:10,760
I spent two, three hours a night to go down there just to power watch it.

1140
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:11,760
Wow.

1141
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:12,760
Yeah.

1142
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:13,760
Yeah.

1143
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:14,760
Yeah.

1144
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:15,760
Yeah.

1145
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:16,760
Yeah.

1146
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:17,760
Yeah.

1147
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:18,760
Yeah.

1148
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:19,760
Yeah.

1149
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,760
I spent two, three hours a night to go down there just to power watch it.

1150
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,760
Wow.

1151
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,760
Took my own power watch for my own vehicle or whatever.

1152
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:27,760
Yeah.

1153
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:28,760
Yeah.

1154
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:31,760
That was off duty after working hours.

1155
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,760
Me and Topher rode scooters in that thing.

1156
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,760
Huh?

1157
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,760
Me and Topher rode scooters in that thing last year.

1158
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:44,760
They kept trying to catch us but we kept going out the back.

1159
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:48,760
You shouldn't see the shit I did in there while I was working in it.

1160
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:51,760
We were flying through there ringing our little bell going, ding, ding, ding.

1161
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:52,760
There's that fucking guy.

1162
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:53,760
He fucking started looking.

1163
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:54,760
I remember talking about the garage down at the very end of the night in Baltimore.

1164
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:55,760
Yes.

1165
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:56,760
It runs into a garage.

1166
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:57,760
Yes.

1167
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:58,760
That's the one I'm talking about.

1168
00:56:58,760 --> 00:56:59,760
It ran into a garage.

1169
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:00,760
Oh, God.

1170
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:01,760
I used to power watch that fucking garage dude.

1171
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:02,760
We're very aware of it.

1172
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:03,760
Back in the 90s.

1173
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:18,120
As a matter of fact, when we talked to Topher, I'm pretty sure we'll talk to him at least

1174
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:19,720
on a podcast or something.

1175
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:20,720
I love him.

1176
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:24,920
We'll ask him about that great scooter adventure that we're having fun with there.

1177
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:25,920
I miss him.

1178
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:29,080
I'd love to hear from Topher.

1179
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:34,120
I think he'll be back at least not part time if not full time or something.

1180
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,120
Like I said, my whole plan is-

1181
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,120
You mentioned it.

1182
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:38,120
Leave it right there.

1183
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:39,120
You mentioned it once.

1184
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,120
Yes.

1185
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:43,680
My whole plan is to take this whole ball of shit and bring it all together.

1186
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,680
You, Topher, and me.

1187
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:45,680
Yes.

1188
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,680
I remember each other.

1189
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:47,680
More douchebags of Marriott.

1190
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:48,680
Yes.

1191
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:49,680
More upstairs.

1192
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,380
I could run through this while I was doing that.

1193
00:57:51,380 --> 00:57:52,380
All right.

1194
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:53,080
The name is still gonna be too.

1195
00:57:53,500 --> 00:57:54,580
Yes.

1196
00:57:54,580 --> 00:57:57,920
The name's staying too because I paid good money to make that fucking thing.

1197
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,220
Okay.

1198
00:58:02,220 --> 00:58:04,360
Parking space or sketch pad?

1199
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:10,220
I'd rather have the parking space.

1200
00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:13,220
Me, too.

1201
00:58:13,220 --> 00:58:13,300
Next one?

1202
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,040
As you pick up and erase.

1203
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:21,800
race. Yep, yeah you pick up in a race it's dainty. Parking space is rugged. It gets parked

1204
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:27,160
on by cars and trucks and everything. The occasional scooter by a couple of douche bags.

1205
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:36,160
You know. Spitt on by a redneck. Oh yeah, yep, yep. Shitt on by homeless. This on somebody

1206
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:43,160
that's gotta go. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yep. Trust me I've watched it. I believe it.

1207
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:53,400
Okay, Curlin Iron versus steel toe boot. Huh? Curlin Iron versus steel toe boot. Now. I'll

1208
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:57,960
give it the steel toe boot. Me too because I've worn enough of them in my life and they're

1209
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:03,260
strong son of bitches. Matter of fact the last steel toe boot I wore in my life was

1210
00:59:03,260 --> 00:59:07,960
put in a press break to see if it would bend it because when they sold it to me they said

1211
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:15,600
it would not bend and they were correct. I wear them to this day. Yeah, yeah they're

1212
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:24,160
great. I keep steel every day. Yep, yeah, yep. A Curlin Iron is mean, it's tough, but

1213
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:32,440
a steel toe boot is tougher. Now, now the steel toe boot is going to get up and unplug

1214
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:42,920
the Curlin Iron. I think it's just going to step on it and smash it. Yeah, yeah. Alright,

1215
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:50,760
next one is interesting. Cookie dough versus ice cream. What? Cookie dough versus what?

1216
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:58,760
Ice cream. Oh shit dude, you got my two favorite subjects wrapped up in one. I know, but I've

1217
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:06,200
got a definite answer on this one, I thought about it. Ice cream. I thought cookie dough

1218
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:16,920
because ice cream melts. No. Okay. Ice cream freezes. Okay, so you think that ice cream

1219
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:23,120
could jump out of the freezer and kick cookie dough's ass and not melt that much. Okay,

1220
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:38,560
so you're brain different. Yeah, I've thought about this. Yeah, I just thought of it. You

1221
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:43,400
see, I think cookie dough would run around while ice cream was trying to catch it and

1222
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:49,320
it would just keep melting. It would frost you to snowmane. No, no, you're right. Cookie

1223
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:55,240
dough would win. Yeah, yeah, as much as I like ice cream better. It would stay together.

1224
01:00:55,240 --> 01:01:01,000
Yeah, cookie dough I think would win. You got that one. Okay, alright, alright, so the

1225
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:11,600
next one, green tea versus lemonade. Green tea. I'm going to go with lemonade. I don't

1226
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:17,880
like green tea, but I got to get the green tea. I don't like green tea either. I'm a

1227
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:23,920
tea drinker. But you like Louisiana and stuff like that, right? The sun tea. Black tea, orange

1228
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:34,960
tea. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go with lemonade just because it's more acidy. But I wouldn't

1229
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:41,960
be opposed to tea. You have a point there. That's what I saw right off. I mean, I don't

1230
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:49,800
know. I mean, I guess green tea would be, tea is tougher than lemonade. It has caffeine

1231
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:55,040
in it. So would green tea, well does green tea have caffeine in it? Nope. Okay, okay.

1232
01:01:55,040 --> 01:02:05,400
But then I could pose a scenario where green tea outlasts lemonade because it's on caffeine.

1233
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:11,040
No, you know what? You're right. I give it to lemonade. Yeah, I think lemonade is more

1234
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:17,680
acidy. The lemon would be. Oh yeah. Okay, all right, lemonade. You're right. You're

1235
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:23,800
right. Okay. This next one. Like I said, you're throwing this shit at me. I don't know. Well,

1236
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:29,680
I mean. And that's what you got to understand. Everybody has to understand. What he's saying

1237
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:35,680
and what I'm saying, we have no clue. No, I know because I wrote these out. The only

1238
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:40,280
advantage I have over you to think this out is when I wrote it out, I might have thought,

1239
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:46,000
but other than that. And we live two hours, two and a half hours apart. Yeah, yeah. I

1240
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:51,200
mean, we're doing very well for what we have to work with. I mean, we really are. Me and

1241
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:56,920
you have not seen each other since. Shit, I don't know what you're. Oh gosh. 80 something

1242
01:02:56,920 --> 01:03:04,000
maybe. 80s, maybe early 90s, maybe. Could be early 90s. It could have been early 90s.

1243
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:10,040
I think it was late 80s. I think it was 80s too. Also, I think so. We're back together.

1244
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:18,600
We're loving it. It's fantastic. Always one of my better friends. Always. All right. Motor

1245
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:29,400
oil versus axle grease. Grease. Grease. It's thicker. I use it every day at work. Think

1246
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:35,820
of all the ball bearings that you can lubricate with them and then, you know, motor oil would

1247
01:03:35,820 --> 01:03:39,480
have to be in an engine and get hot to do anything. There's no guarantee it could have

1248
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:48,120
an engine around. It might just be motor oil in a plastic container. You know, so yeah.

1249
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:54,560
So I'm going with axle grease too. Yeah, axle grease. It's thick. This next. I'm not getting

1250
01:03:54,560 --> 01:04:01,240
through axle grease. No. I have a hard time getting soap to go through axle grease. Yeah.

1251
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Yep. Okay. This next one is weird and I don't know if I can come up with a definitive answer

1252
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because I don't know. I'm just not thinking of anything. Spray paint versus aluminum foil.

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And this is the last one. Spray paint versus aluminum foil. Yes. Aluminum foil. Okay. You

1254
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think that aluminum foil can wrap itself around spray paint can and. It won't cover anything.

1255
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Okay. Okay. You talk me into it. No, no, no. I mean, I didn't really have an opinion on

1256
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this. Yeah. Yeah. Nope. You know what? That is as good as anything. Just wrap a little

1257
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bit around it. Yep. Sounds good. All right. And I was listening to some of the old ones

1258
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the other day. I've come up with some other battles for some of the old ones. Write some

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out. Write some out. No, no, no. They have to listen to the old ones. No, it's all right.

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Don't listen to some of the old ones. Okay. You were talking about carrot and celery battle.

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All the carrots I do is stand up and stab it. Yeah. To douchebagsandmicrophone.net, you're

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01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:47,360
one stop for everything douchebaggery. You want to write us? You want to say something

1263
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to us? You want to look for a live button when we go live, you can call in. All of the

1264
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stuff is right there for your ear holes and eye holes. You got it, chumps. It's all yours.

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To douchebagsandmicrophone.net is up and running. Don't forget to hit the subscribe button. Don't

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forget to hit the subscribe button. Hey, where did they go? Where are the douchebags? Oh my

1267
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God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh jeez. Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they

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don't come back. Man, that smells.