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Live from the city market, it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast.

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A general reminder from Two Douchebags and a Microphone, if you note your alarm on the

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first day of July, you are likely to be signed up for free Target practice.

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Responsible for greasy residue left on your Bluetooth.

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Hello, this is Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright.

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Well, everybody, thanks for joining us, unless you joined us by accident, thank you for this

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collomabob問 and welcome to on the Nic messingastian podcast.

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And we're talking about none other than our lovable Tyreke Hill, the Dolphins receiver.

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Okay, so anyhow, Dolphins receiver Tyreke Hill apparently realized the error of his

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ways and reportedly tried to promptly rectify it.

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According to Angie DeMichele, I think, DeMichele, I think that's how you pronounce it, but if

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you don't then who cares.

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Of the South Florida Sun Sentinel, Hill offered the 57 year old man whom Hill allegedly slapped.

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I guess it's a slap and it wasn't a punch in the back of the head, but who knows.

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We've heard both and read both.

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Hill allegedly slapped on June 18th the sum of $200 in the time after the incident.

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So Tyreke Hill was like, oh shit, oh no, I did bad, and he only offered him $200.

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The fuck is wrong with that guy?

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Everybody knows that this slap has probably worked at least $50 grand, if not more.

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And not to mention all the pub you get on TV and everything and all this stuff.

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Hell, he could probably start a GoFundMe because he got slapped or punched by Tyreke Hill now

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and probably make $100 grand because people are that stupid.

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So anyhow, the information comes from a supplement to the original report prepared by the Miami

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Dade Police Department.

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Per the report, the dispute happened when Hill and others entered a docked private boat.

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The captain of the boat told him to leave.

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Hill allegedly said to the captain, I can buy you in the boat.

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So I guess the captain wasn't too happy about that, which I wouldn't be either if I was

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the captain.

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The captain contends that Hill began to spew expletives and became enraged and attempted

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to enter the boat to cause him bodily harm but was held back by unknown associates.

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Hill did not identify himself by name, saying that only he is number 10 from the Miami Dolphins.

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What a conceited prick.

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You mean the team that did not even sniff the Super Bowl this year?

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Those guys?

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Oh yeah, that's right.

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Our number 10 is Pacheco.

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He's got a ring.

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You know number 10, Isaiah Pacheco?

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He's got a ring.

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The number 10 over there in Miami, he does not have a ring.

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He has one ring though.

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It's the ring that the Chiefs got for him, which he did play well in.

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He played well in the Super Bowl.

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But yes, we're talking about that guy with only one ring and you know where we have two

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rings here.

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That guy right there.

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During the dispute, an employee of Kelly Fishing Fleet walked over to the scene.

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Hill allegedly slapped that employee on the back of the neck.

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So I guess he slapped him, he didn't punch him in the back of the neck, but whatever.

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Surveillance footage per the Supplemental Police Department backs up the versions offered

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by the boat captain and the employee who was struck.

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The employee later identified Hill in a photo lineup.

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Ha ha ha.

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Hill got identified in a lineup.

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That makes it even funnier, doesn't it?

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Ha ha ha.

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Yeah, yeah, that guy right there with the weird hat.

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That's the guy that hit me.

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Well, probably like everybody knows what you look like.

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The State Attorney office is currently handling the investigation.

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The NFL has not commented on the matter at this point.

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It would be difficult for the NFL to ignore it, especially if surveillance video shows

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Hill hitting the employee.

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And as we all know, video does everything, as in Kareem Hunt.

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There were all these rumors about Kareem Hunt until the video came out.

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Even the chiefs went to Hunt and said, hey, tell us the truth and we'll figure this thing

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out.

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And he lied to them and that's why they let him go.

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And then when the video came out, TMZ broke it.

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All of a sudden, that's the end right there.

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Tyree Hill may be a phenomenal talent and one of the better receivers ever.

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Who knows?

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It's still, all that's still unwritten at this point.

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So we know that he's a phenomenal talent at least.

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He needs to watch what he's doing because the NFL can't take very many more bruises

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or black eyes.

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That's all there is to it.

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And they have to address a lot of these violence issues because the NFL has become like a,

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what would you call it?

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Like a kinder castle of violence.

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Like you know, it's a, and you know, who knows the reason why people blame it being a barbaric

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sport, but you'll see people in rugby go around beating the shit out of innocent people and

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their wives and stuff.

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So I don't believe that.

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Maybe it's steroids, maybe it's CTE.

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Who knows what it is, but the NFL has to start addressing this and has to start cracking

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down on it.

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So Tyree, he may be flying high right now, but he better watch.

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They'll get his wings clipped really fucking quick.

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If you start dipping into the NFL pockets, they don't give a shit who you are.

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They will clip your wings.

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So anyhow, the NFL typically takes no action under personal conduct policy until any associated

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criminal case has ended.

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Hill's history, he pleaded guilty to choking and punching his then pregnant girlfriend

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in 2015, would potentially enhance any punishment imposed on Hill.

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So in other words, the NFL looks back on that.

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And if you have a history of violence, that just adds to it.

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They're just going to go, yeah, and he did this back then, and he did this, and he did

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this.

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So he needs to watch it.

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Not that I give a shit about that guy, how many times he's mouthing off about Kansas

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City.

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So you know what, fuck nut, go ahead.

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Get kicked off the team, whatever.

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Get kicked out of football.

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We don't give a shit.

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We don't need your ass.

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Obviously, number one offense, Super Bowl ring.

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That's a sucker dick, Hill.

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Anyhow, if I could speak a little bit better, it would sound better.

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Let me try that again.

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Sucker dicks, Hill.

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Officially.

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No, that sounds a lot better.

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Thank you.

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Officially.

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From Kansas City.

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So, bye bye.

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And I agree 100%.

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Thank you.

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So Rob, what's been going on with you?

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I hear you had a surprise in your inbox.

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Yes!

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Yes!

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I have a surprise in my inbox.

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I finally got a picture.

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I love it.

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Came all the way from Uganda.

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No shit!

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The guy's name's, the guy's name's Gonza.

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What was it?

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What body part was it?

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Oh, it was exactly as you asked.

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It was ass up face?

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Ass up face, yes.

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He's at only 30.

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Oh my God, this makes my year.

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Yes!

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Oh my God.

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You got out of it buddy, you got out.

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Yay!

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Thank you.

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What's his name again?

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Gonza.

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Thank you Gonza from Uganda.

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Thank you Gonza.

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Finally.

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I can't believe he actually did the ass up face like I've been requesting.

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This is your ass.

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Hey, Gonza, send him more.

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He loves it.

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Actually, I, he is a good looking dude.

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Whoopsie.

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There you go.

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There you go.

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Alright man, call us the love connection.

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I don't know.

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There you go.

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Well, speaking of, let's see, well I can't really, let's see, well I'm trying to figure

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out how I can transition from one thing to another but I don't know if I can.

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So, alright, so this story is kind of weird but a woman in Indiana who police said was

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robbed at gunpoint outside her home said she was later asked out on a date by her attacker.

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In a twist, police said the armed robbery suspect also told the woman he would pay her

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back.

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According to the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, the victim was getting

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mail outside her home during the early morning hours of May 8th when she saw a stranger,

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later identified as Damian Boyce 31, walking up to her home.

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A probable cause affidavit obtained by USA Today shows Boyce of Indianapolis then asked

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the woman if she lived in the home.

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When the victim responded yes and then the man asked if he needed, hang on, I screwed

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this whole thing up.

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When the victim responded yes and asked the man if he needed help, she said he pulled

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out a gun.

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Boyce then told her the victim was going back to break into her home.

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Court paper said she told him she had nothing inside and that she had money in her car.

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The victim then gave Boyce about $100 in cash.

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Boyce then asked the victim if she had a boyfriend and asked her to connect with him on social

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media.

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Pointing the firearm at the victim, the male asked her to add him as a friend on Facebook

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so he could pay the victim back the money he stole, the affidavit said.

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The male then gave the victim the name of Damian Boyce.

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Boyce pointed to his Facebook profile, asked the victim to add him as a friend, police

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said, as she complied.

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I thought if maybe I added him on Facebook he would leave and he did.

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The victim told local outlet WRTV.

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She went to the police afterwards and said this guy right here did this.

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Then he added me on Facebook and asked me out.

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Well now he is, well unless he bonded out he is sitting in jail and no date.

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So yeah.

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So talking about ballsy.

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I'm going to rob this woman at gunpoint and then I'm going to ask her if she has a boyfriend

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and then I'm going to take her money and I'm going to tell her that I'm going to pay her

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back and then I'm going to add her on Facebook and try to get a date with her.

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I don't know if that's, I think that's insane.

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I don't even think that's ballsy.

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I don't even think you can call that ballsy.

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I think you can just call that just flat out fucking insane.

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Wouldn't you?

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Yeah.

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So, well, anyhow, he's going to, well I guess he probably had to pay her the hundred bucks

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back.

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He may think about keeping that to retain a lawyer.

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Yeah, it might be a good idea.

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Yeah, probably a good idea.

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So there you go Damien Boyce.

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Good job idiot.

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So Rob, you got some stuff you want to talk about?

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Anything going on down there at the lake region?

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Oh, well.

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I do want, every year there's an unsanctioned boat race.

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It's like the world's largest.

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I know what you're talking about.

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It goes on here on Lake of the Ozarks.

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There are boats that run over 200 mile an hour on this lake.

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There have been a lot of wrecks too.

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Yes, yes there have.

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What it is, is it's a single boat track, so there's only one boat on the course at a time.

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And what they do is they get a rolling start at like 55 mile an hour, something like that,

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if I remember right.

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And then they just lay into it, open it up and run as fast as they can.

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It's actually kind of crazy when you see it going on.

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Oh yeah, it's crazy.

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Some of them get to jump in, some of them, alright, it's a neat thing.

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It really is.

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You can actually see, it's unsanctioned like Rob said, but you can actually see a lot of

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it on YouTube.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Actually there was a TV station a few years ago that was airing it.

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You can catch it in different places.

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It's called the Lake Area Shootout.

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That sounds about right, yeah.

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It's the weekend of August 26 and 27.

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That whole week before they have different functions that they do, they'll set some of

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the boats.

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You can go and look at the boats down at the lake.

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It's a good, big thing down here.

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Wow.

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It's the weekend before Labor Day, so if you want to make it a double weekend, there you

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go.

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Yeah, or get the fuck out of there for Labor Day.

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My suggestion is go for the boat race before Labor Day and get the fuck out of there for

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Labor Day.

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Some people do that.

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Oh, I used to when I used to go to that lake, yes.

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Now like I said, I'm more into Arkansas and Eureka Springs and stuff like that.

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I'll occasionally go to Beaver Lake, sometimes Table Rock, but I really don't go to Lake of

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Ozarks very much anymore because it's just too uncontrolled.

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It's very commercialized down here.

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Yes.

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Very commercialized.

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It's nothing like it used to be.

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No.

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Now, is Party Cove still going on or did they finally find a way to tame that?

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No, it's still going on.

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Okay, for people that are not sure what we're talking about, look up Party Cove, Lake of

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the Ozarks.

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Look at some of that footage.

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It's Sodom and Gomorrah.

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People are like fucking naked everywhere, fucking shooting bottle rockets out of their

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assholes.

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I'm not kidding you.

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It's a giant party.

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Oh, it's insane.

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All 24-7.

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It's insane the shit they get away with over there.

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It's funny because there's not a cop around.

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No.

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They're all over the other side of the lake.

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They know better.

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They're nowhere near that debauchery.

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There's a lot of money in that cove too.

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That's why I was wondering if it was still going on because there's a lot of commercial

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interest there now.

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I was wondering if they ran it off or not, but I guess they didn't.

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Well, every time they run it off out of a cove, it just goes to a different cove.

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A different cove, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Because it used to be-

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It used to be like the third or fourth cove that I know of, and that's since the 90s.

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When I knew it, I think it was over near Ivy Bend.

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Yeah.

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See, now it's down on a nine-warram.

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Oh, way down there over near you guys?

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Yeah.

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It's down on the other side of the Grand Lake Bridge.

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Oh, the Grand Lake Bridge.

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Over at Osage Beach.

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Yeah.

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Oh, okay.

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Okay.

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It's on the other side of it.

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Okay.

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Yeah, it really did.

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It really is.

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Okay.

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Well, all right.

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Well, anyhow, if anyone thinks about moving or going and looking at it there, it's there

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for right now.

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It'll probably move, but it's there right now.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's doing more than fun.

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Go into a bait store, buy some beer, buy some tackle, and say, where is the party at?

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And they'll let you know.

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I'm not kidding you.

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They'll be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Okay, where are you going to be leaving at?

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Oh, let's say... What is that one?

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Cactus Point or whatever?

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Oh, well, you know what?

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Whatever it is.

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Or one that I know, but this is Truman Lake.

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Bucksaw Point.

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Where are you leaving?

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Bucksaw Point.

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Yeah, go to the left and then go up there about three miles and then take the channel

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to the right.

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They'll tell you where to go.

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So anyhow, I suggest this is an experience for everyone to at least do once.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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So what else is going on, Rob?

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Oh, that's about all I got for now.

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Okay.

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I'll have more next week after the pork dry weekend.

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Oh, shit.

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Guaranteed, guaranteed.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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There'll be something crazy going on.

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Oh, God, yeah.

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Oh, you'll probably have more than one story, I'm sure.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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A lot of what I'm seeing political and I'm not going there is some of it's totally stupid.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah, a lot of the news I'm reading, it's mainly political and it's stupid.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah.

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I've gotten to where I don't pay attention to politics anymore.

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Look, basically the same thing is going to happen no matter who gets in office because

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to me they're probably not really the ones pulling all the punches.

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Right.

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I think to think that there's like one guy that's causing all this shit is absurd in

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a country this huge with so many interests in so many different areas and so vast.

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I think that it is a game among billionaires that's being played every day on America's

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back.

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So, we are the facilitators of the labor and everything for them to gather and reap the

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benefits from.

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End of story.

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No more, no less than that.

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So, these people that control this with the money, they get the best healthcare, they

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get the best everything.

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We get the scraps.

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Bottom line, and it's really not any more complex than that, is people get greedy, they

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want power and money and they'll do anything, anything to keep it.

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Bottom fucking line.

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R or D does not mean shit.

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Never had, never will.

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It's just so someone can oppose someone and try to run against them.

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That's all the R and the D means is you and I play golf on the weekends, but I want to

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get the job you're trying to get, so you're running as an R, so I'm going to go as a D

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or vice versa.

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So, anyone that tries to tell me that one person is going to make any type of a fucking

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difference at all, I'm going to say you're a straight ass foolish and you'll believe

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anything, and I got a bridge to sell you.

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Bottom fucking line.

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End of story.

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I'm not going to politics on this show.

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No, and like I said before, look, there's a lot of people, a lot smarter than me, that

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are reading this stuff off and looking at everything, I'll leave it to them.

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Okay?

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There's a lot smarter than me, so let them tell you what's going on and let you figure

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out whether you believe it or not, or if they have something that's controlling them.

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Like some of them.

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If you want entertainment, you listen to us.

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Yeah.

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You want dick jokes and some guy from Nairobi showing Rob his asshole online because I

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requested.

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Wear your place.

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I'll take more.

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I'll take more.

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You want somebody that can tell you the Constitution backwards, word for word?

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That's not us.

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No.

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So we are America first though.

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So anyhow.

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I do have another story.

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Oh, go ahead.

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On Saturday morning, a detective from the St. Louis Police Department was discovered

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unconscious in a women's restroom at the police headquarters after overdosing.

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The detective was administered multiple doses of Narcan and many officers attempted to keep

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the officer alive.

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The detective had been on death duty and is still in medical facility after receiving

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treatment.

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Her name hasn't been released at this time and the investigation is continuing.

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Police Officer Odian.

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Okay, here's the way I think that went down and you see if you think or not.

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Yeah, the more I read it, I think I know.

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Yeah.

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Shook someone down, got their stash and then took it.

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Right?

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Yeah, see the way I was kind of reading into it is she was on white bitch duty anyway so

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I'll take it she was possibly already on medication.

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She just overdid it.

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That's the way I'm thinking.

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I don't know.

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You never know.

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You never know.

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Okay, if she was on death duty then yeah.

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Pilled out per pharmacy.

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Big pharmacologist.

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Yeah, I think she just overdid her meds.

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Okay, okay.

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Well then, alright, then that makes some sense.

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But it was, it just caught my eye.

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That's a cool story.

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That's the stuff that we like to make fun of and criticize and point a finger at so

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thank you.

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That story could go into it.

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Alright, Rob, I got a question for you.

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What's that?

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You listen to every podcast, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay, you remember my fruit wars a while back where I was like walking through a Costco or

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something and I'm sitting there in the produce section and I'm like looking at, I don't know,

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a banana and a grape and trying to figure like if the banana jumped out and started

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attacking the grape, who would win?

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Well, I did it this time with vegetables.

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So we will delve into that when we come back.

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I'm going to get a free at home piercing kit.

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That's right.

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Free home piercing kit.

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New from Gizbro.

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May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.

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Two douchebags and a microphone.

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The number one show for people that lie about their favorite podcast.

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Alright, as for mentioned, I got some veggie wars here, you know, we did the fruit ones

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quite a while back and I was walking through the produce aisle of Costco and next thing

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I know I'm like, wow, you know, always wonder what fruits going to be to what fruit, right?

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Well, this time I started looking at the veggies, I'm like, I want to know which vegetable is

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the meanest.

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So, I started thinking about it while I was looking around at that new butter cake thing

447
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that they have, it looks fucking delicious.

448
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:13,240
Okay, so here's what I come up with and Rob, I want your input too.

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Okay, some of these I have a definite answer on and some of them I don't, so we'll just

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keep this shit show rolling like that, okay?

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So number one, I have celery versus carrots.

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I think a carrot would stomp celery's ass and just because it's bulkier, longer, and

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firmer and meaner looking.

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Yes, yeah, I got it really good job.

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Yeah, you know, and also seeing the carrot being the aggressor, do you?

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I could like see the carrot like going, hey, who the fuck put that celery next to me?

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You know I don't like celery.

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The celery's like, hey man, can we come on man, let's just talk this out.

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I'm celery, I can't move.

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They're like, no, no, no, no, man, you fucking get out of here, man, this is my fucking beat,

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this is my place.

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So, I think that the carrot would like be the aggressor, the carrot would jump out and

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beat the shit out of the celery and then jump back in the bag and act like it didn't do

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it.

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Isn't that the way you sit?

466
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Yeah, that's the way I sit.

467
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Okay, alright, I'm glad we got that one figured out.

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Okay, peas versus cauliflower.

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I'm going to go, neither one of them's that threatening.

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You know, I'm going to go with cauliflower.

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I was going to go with cauliflower also, it's bigger.

472
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Yeah, it's bigger and peas get mushy.

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They just roll over the pea.

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Yeah, but I could also see a scenario where there's like three peas and like four cauliflower

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and the peas roll underneath them and trip them.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I'm still going cauliflower because I think peas just don't have enough inner strength,

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even if they do trip them.

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I think when they get them on the floor that the cauliflower is going to win anyhow.

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So, what do you think?

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You're still going with cauliflower or do you?

483
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Yeah, I'm still going with cauliflower.

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Okay, alright.

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I think cauliflower is the steamhole.

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Okay, this next one was a little rough, but I finally think I unraveled it enough to figure

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out who was going to win.

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Zucchini versus yellow squash.

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I know.

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Now, I went with zucchini only because it became somewhat of a phallic symbol.

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You know, like a dildo replacement.

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Yeah.

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But I guess you could with yellow squash too, but you never hear about yellow squash being

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a dildo.

495
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You hear about zucchinis being a dildo.

496
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Okay.

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So, I'm just going to think because zucchini can do double duty that I'm going to hand

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it to them and I think they just got a little bit more ump to their name because of that.

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So, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go with zucchini crowning them the winner

500
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,240
over yellow squash.

501
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,240
But I think it'll be a tough battle.

502
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:32,240
I think it'll be a tough battle and I could see someone like fucking biting another one

503
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,240
while they're on the ground.

504
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,240
Like, I don't know, whatever they can get ahold of.

505
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,240
It doesn't matter if it's their ball sack, their inner leg, their asshole, whatever they

506
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,240
can bite, they're going to bite to win.

507
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,240
I see these two as scrappers.

508
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,240
Yeah, it would definitely be a tough battle.

509
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,240
Yeah.

510
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:53,240
So, I'm going to give the edge to zucchini, but this battle is going to last quite a while.

511
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,240
It's going to last a while.

512
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:04,240
So, this next one is a weird one because they're very similar.

513
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,240
Lettuce versus cabbage.

514
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:14,240
I'm going to go with cabbage.

515
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:19,240
Cabbage is just a little bit fuller and heavier.

516
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:24,240
I think at the end of the day, cabbage could sit on lettuce and win.

517
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,240
Yeah, the leaves just tickle.

518
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,240
Yes.

519
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,240
Yeah.

520
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,240
Yeah.

521
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:35,240
And I also think that cabbage isn't so much water like a head of lettuce is.

522
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:39,240
A head of lettuce is almost 100% water.

523
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:44,240
Where cabbage has a little bit more fiber, a little bit more substance.

524
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:49,240
So, I think that cabbage would win.

525
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,240
Yeah.

526
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,240
All right.

527
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,240
All right.

528
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,240
And also, cabbage makes you real gassy.

529
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,240
So, that also gives it the edge.

530
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,240
Yeah, that's true.

531
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,240
All right.

532
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,240
Cabbage it is.

533
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,240
All right.

534
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,240
The next one, I love this one.

535
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,240
Chili peppers versus bell peppers.

536
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:18,240
Now, you see chili peppers are narrower, maybe a little bit longer.

537
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,240
Bell peppers are wider.

538
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:29,240
But I think that chili peppers, you know, they're kind of, let's see, what would you call them?

539
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:34,240
There would be Latin maybe, Latino, something like that, a chili pepper.

540
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:41,240
Where a bell pepper would be some guy named Hank that lives down the road, right?

541
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,240
Yeah.

542
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,240
Okay.

543
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:51,240
I think that Hank would come up and then the chili pepper is like on his block or something, or I mean the bell pepper is on the chili pepper's block.

544
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:55,240
I think the chili pepper would fucking, I think the chili pepper would cut him.

545
00:30:55,240 --> 00:31:01,240
I think he'd pull out a knife, a switch blade, and slice the bell pepper.

546
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,240
Yeah.

547
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,240
Yeah.

548
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:12,240
So I think the chili pepper, just because it doesn't take shit and it views the block as his, that he'll win.

549
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,240
All right.

550
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,240
Yeah.

551
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,240
All right.

552
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,240
You know, bell peppers are so straight laced.

553
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,240
Chili peppers are kind of like, they're kind of like the partiers, right?

554
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,240
Yep.

555
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,240
And they got a mean side too.

556
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,240
Yeah.

557
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,240
Yeah.

558
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,240
They drink like a fifth of Jack and then go looking for a fight with a bell pepper.

559
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,240
Yeah.

560
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,240
That's what they do.

561
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,240
They go, come on, come on, man.

562
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,240
Which one of you fucking pussies are going to come take it?

563
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,240
Come on, man.

564
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:43,240
They come up and just like start shit with a bell pepper, fucking smack one of them in the head and say, what are you going to do about it, bitch?

565
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,240
Right?

566
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,240
Yep.

567
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,240
Okay.

568
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:51,240
How about corn on a cob versus water chestnuts?

569
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,240
That's weird.

570
00:31:54,240 --> 00:32:02,240
Now, could water chestnuts grab corn on the cob and drown them?

571
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:07,240
That might be mine.

572
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:11,240
Or is corn on the cob just too powerful?

573
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:25,240
I don't know. I'm going to put that one, a slight edge to corn on the cob because they may not be around water.

574
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,240
Now, I'm going to put this in there too though.

575
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:32,240
If they're around water, I give the edge to water chestnuts.

576
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:44,240
Because I think water chestnuts are tough enough that if they're near a body of water, they will pull the corn cob in the water and drown them.

577
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:49,240
That would make sense, yes.

578
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,240
Okay.

579
00:32:50,240 --> 00:33:00,240
So the slight edge to corn, unless they're fighting near water, then if they're fighting near water, then we're going to go ahead and give a slight edge to water chestnuts.

580
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,240
Okay.

581
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:08,240
This next one, and I know which way you're going to go with it, and the same way I'm going to go with it.

582
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:12,240
Spinach versus kale.

583
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:17,240
Spinach will beat kale sissy's ass up one side and down another.

584
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,240
It will spit on its fucking mom.

585
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,240
It will kick its dog.

586
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,240
It will fuck its sister.

587
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:28,240
Right in front of it, and there's not a damn thing kale's going to say about it except whimper and run off.

588
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:34,240
Right?

589
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:38,240
Hello, are you there?

590
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,240
Yeah, hang on.

591
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,240
I'll get you back.

592
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,240
Okay.

593
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:44,240
I don't know.

594
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,240
I just lost my air pod.

595
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,240
Oh shit.

596
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,240
All of a sudden.

597
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,240
It just came back on.

598
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,240
I don't know what happened.

599
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,240
Okay.

600
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,240
You didn't hear any of that, did you?

601
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,240
No, I didn't.

602
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,240
Okay.

603
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,240
Here's what I said.

604
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,240
Spinach would beat the shit out of kale.

605
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:17,240
Spinach would fucking walk up, spit in kale's mom's face, kick the shit out of its dog, and fuck its sister right in front of it, and there ain't a damn thing that sissy ass little bitch kale is going to say to it.

606
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:18,240
Oh yeah.

607
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:19,240
Anything would beat kale.

608
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,240
Oh hell yeah.

609
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:22,240
Yeah.

610
00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:24,240
A black grass would beat kale.

611
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:25,240
A piss ant.

612
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:26,240
All of them would beat kale.

613
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:29,240
So spinach is just going to knock the fuck out of kale.

614
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:38,240
And if kale's smart, it would go ahead and leave right now so it could be far enough away to not get its ass kicked by spinach.

615
00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:39,240
So.

616
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:40,240
Yep.

617
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:41,240
Alright.

618
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,240
Next one.

619
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:44,240
Brussels sprouts versus asparagus.

620
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:46,240
And I've got a definite answer on this one.

621
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,240
I call it a draw.

622
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:53,240
Brussels sprouts are little fart bombs, and so is asparagus.

623
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:55,240
So.

624
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:56,240
I don't know.

625
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:59,240
I mean, you eat either one of them and you're fucked.

626
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:04,240
You really can't go out anywhere because you're going to be like tooting all over everybody and they're going to know it's you.

627
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:07,240
You know, sooner or later there's not going to be anyone around.

628
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,240
It's just you and the person or whoever.

629
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,240
And they're going to go, oh fuck it is him.

630
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,240
There's that smell again.

631
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,240
There's nothing you can do about it.

632
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:24,240
So, you know, I'm going to say that you put these two in a locked room to fight and don't get near them.

633
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:25,240
Yep.

634
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:26,240
Alright.

635
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,240
And finally.

636
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:34,240
Tomato versus cucumber.

637
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:35,240
Cucumber.

638
00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,240
Mm hmm.

639
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:41,240
Because cucumbers are phallic symbols too.

640
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:45,240
They have been known to be switched out for dildos when the dildo wasn't around.

641
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,240
And also.

642
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,240
They just look meaner.

643
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:51,240
Now, though.

644
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,240
Tomatoes are awesome.

645
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:56,240
And tomatoes are also classified as a fruit.

646
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,240
So I almost didn't put them in there.

647
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:01,240
So I think it's kind of an unfair fight anyhow.

648
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,240
So, but.

649
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:07,240
You're going to go ahead and just say that cucumbers, if they ever had to cross pollinate.

650
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,240
And fight each other.

651
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:15,240
The cucumbers would have a definitive win.

652
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:18,240
Cucumbers would just smash the tomato.

653
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,240
Yeah.

654
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:20,240
Yes.

655
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,240
I would agree.

656
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,240
Yep.

657
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,240
So.

658
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:30,240
The next thing that I would like to go into coming up here.

659
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:33,240
Is this right here.

660
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:34,240
Okay.

661
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:38,240
We've had some changes here at two deuce bags and microphone, right?

662
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,240
Yes.

663
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:42,240
We're still hoping Topher will come back.

664
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:44,240
But there's not really a guarantee of that.

665
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:45,240
You know.

666
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:48,240
I talked to him and I'm still friends with him and everything.

667
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,240
And it's all ultimately it's up to him.

668
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:55,240
But we are still trucking on and we're doing well.

669
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,240
And you know if Topher ever wants to come back.

670
00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:58,240
Like we said.

671
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,240
You know the seat is his.

672
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:06,240
And then Rob and I would probably do a podcast without him.

673
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,240
And then we'd do the regular one with him.

674
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:10,240
And then hopefully with Rob calling in.

675
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:15,240
But I mean you know at this point we you know we like everybody that we have.

676
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:17,240
And if Topher is to come back with that.

677
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:18,240
That's great.

678
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:19,240
We would love it.

679
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:22,240
And then like I said we'd incorporate everybody into the shit show.

680
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,240
Like I said before.

681
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:25,240
And then you guys are really fucked.

682
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:29,240
Because then like you got three deuce bags for the price of one.

683
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:30,240
So.

684
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,240
Yep.

685
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:33,240
Anyhow.

686
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:36,240
People might be wondering.

687
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:38,240
You know how we're doing here.

688
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:40,240
You know because we had a lot of changes.

689
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:44,240
And I've got to admit that I stole this from one of my favorite shows.

690
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:47,240
You know I have no qualms with telling you guys.

691
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:52,240
You know my influences was the 90's early 2000's radio.

692
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,240
Bubba the love sponge.

693
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,240
The man cows.

694
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,240
Even the Bob and Toms.

695
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,240
The Stearns.

696
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,240
The Johnny Dares.

697
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:02,240
The Max Tana Moffats.

698
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:06,240
And then earlier than that the Dick and Jays.

699
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:10,240
Let's see there was another show that was on KY when Dick and Jay quit for a while.

700
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,240
They came back.

701
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:13,240
I think it's Tom and John or something like that.

702
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:14,240
They were pretty good too.

703
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,240
The Randy Millers.

704
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,240
I can't forget Randy Miller.

705
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,240
Randy Miller was very good.

706
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:22,240
And I listened to him for quite a while too.

707
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:23,240
Yeah I did also.

708
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:26,240
And these are Kansas City stations by the way.

709
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,240
Yeah yeah well some of them were nationwide.

710
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:33,240
Bubba was never in Kansas City unfortunately.

711
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:36,240
But Bob and Tom was for a couple of months.

712
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:41,240
But the ratings fell so bad at the Fox that they had to can them.

713
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,240
Then bring in a local show that they made.

714
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:49,240
But anyhow I stole this from Bubba.

715
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:52,240
Bubba does this state of the Bubba.

716
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:54,240
That you know tells you how everything is going.

717
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:56,240
Well we're doing state of the douchebags.

718
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:59,240
So anyhow you know Topher left.

719
00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:03,240
And this is no dog on him.

720
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:07,240
It hasn't really made any impact on our downloads.

721
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:11,240
We're still doing very well and right in about the same territory we've always been.

722
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:14,240
People seem to have adjusted to Rob pretty fine.

723
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:18,240
I mean I think that I would love to have Topher back too.

724
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:21,240
Because he brings a whole different area.

725
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:24,240
This podcast that I'm not able to do or Rob's not able to do.

726
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:29,240
He is more...me? I'm more like a dick joke guy.

727
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:33,240
You know fucking...just you know the guy down at the corner.

728
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:42,240
Where Topher is more of a sophisticated reserved sit back think stuff.

729
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:44,240
Read stuff.

730
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:47,240
There's just two different elements and I like that yin and yang.

731
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:51,240
Me and Rob are kind of both like kind of crude and kind of naughty.

732
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:53,240
And kind of rough around the edges.

733
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:57,240
Where you know we'd love to have someone like Topher back again.

734
00:39:57,240 --> 00:40:00,240
You know and hopefully it will be Topher coming back.

735
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:04,240
So anyhow on that front we're doing very well.

736
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:14,240
We have some top markets that I was advised not to really mention the amount of people.

737
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:20,240
So I'll just say four digit territory or almost or not quite.

738
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:24,240
Or oops we got to get better at that one.

739
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:30,240
So of course our number one market is Kansas City with a bullet.

740
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:35,240
We do so well in Kansas City I can't believe how well we do.

741
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:39,240
You know I'd love to just say well it's just people I know.

742
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:42,240
Well I don't know that many people in Kansas City.

743
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,240
You know so it's...

744
00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:46,240
Kansas City is a big place.

745
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:51,240
Yeah and I don't know how they even found out about the podcast.

746
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:54,240
Because to me we don't really advertise.

747
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:57,240
I mean we just we do our stuff at the city market.

748
00:40:57,240 --> 00:41:00,240
And you know we're not on billboards.

749
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,240
We're not even up on pissers.

750
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,240
You know how they have those ads on pissers.

751
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:08,240
We don't even have our QR code sitting around for people to come up and scan them.

752
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,240
Like I saw some podcast.

753
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:14,240
We was in an airport somewhere me and Val and Val comes out and says man.

754
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:19,240
She goes in there in the bathroom there's these QR codes to podcasts.

755
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:24,240
People go up and she's seen people go up and hit the QR code to go download the podcast.

756
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,240
We don't even do that.

757
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:31,240
But Kansas City is our main market.

758
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:35,240
And I mean it's not even close.

759
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,240
How good we do in Kansas City.

760
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,240
I mean we are way up there.

761
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:41,240
I mean way up there in downloads.

762
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:45,240
And we have it divided too.

763
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:51,240
It's not exactly written like this at the RSS feed dot com that does this.

764
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:54,240
But Kansas City Missouri is the most.

765
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:57,240
Second is Kansas City Kansas.

766
00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:02,240
And I have someone in Kansas City Kansas that is just fanatical about the show.

767
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,240
They've downloaded every show we've had.

768
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:07,240
And whoever you are when you hear this thank you.

769
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,240
Send me a mail.

770
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:15,240
Send me a mail at tbedouchebagsandamicrophone.net and come on the show man.

771
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:17,240
Tell us what you like about it.

772
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:19,240
Tell us what you don't like about it.

773
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:23,240
You have an open invite whoever you are in Kansas City Kansas.

774
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:26,240
Somewhere looks like somewhere near the Kansas River.

775
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:27,240
Whoever you are.

776
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:28,240
Come on.

777
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,240
We want to talk to you man.

778
00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:32,240
Love to do a podcast with you.

779
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:38,240
So and then we have the surrounding areas which is about half of what the other two combined are.

780
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:42,240
So we have Kansas City which is Missouri which is huge.

781
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,240
Then we have Kansas City Kansas which is huge too.

782
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,240
But one fanatical listener.

783
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,240
Whoever you are thank you again.

784
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:54,240
And then we have the Kansas City surrounding areas which is about half of what those all are.

785
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:57,240
So anyhow and they're well deep.

786
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,240
They're way into the four digits.

787
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:02,240
Maybe even fives but I'm not going to say exactly.

788
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,240
The next one.

789
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:07,240
The next one is Ashburn North Carolina.

790
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:10,240
We're in four digit territory there.

791
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:14,240
So it can't be one person listening to us.

792
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:18,240
Not one person is going to download our shows like 50 times.

793
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:24,240
So I'm thinking what happens in something like this is like maybe it's a shop or something.

794
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:29,240
And you know and like people go home and listen to it and stuff like that.

795
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:32,240
And that's how you get so many downloads with no advertising.

796
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:35,240
So Ashburn North Carolina thank you.

797
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:36,240
Thank you.

798
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:37,240
Yeah that's excellent.

799
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:40,240
I mean those numbers are just insanely good.

800
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:46,240
Especially for a show with no budget on cheap software.

801
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:51,240
I mean the only thing that's expensive is like maybe our mics and the computer was pretty expensive.

802
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:54,240
But I mean we're doing this on a shoestring budget.

803
00:43:54,240 --> 00:44:01,240
And I'm just overwhelmed that Ashburn North Carolina could love the show that much and represent so much in our ratings.

804
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,240
Thank you.

805
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:05,240
Next one is Council Bluffs Iowa.

806
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:07,240
Which is really close to Ashburn.

807
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:08,240
Only about 30 off.

808
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:10,240
About 30 downloads off.

809
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:12,240
Thank you Council Bluffs Iowa.

810
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:13,240
Love it up there.

811
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,240
Been there several times seeing concerts.

812
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:17,240
In North of Kansas City.

813
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:18,240
Yeah.

814
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:24,240
Yeah about two and a half hours up by 29 right before you get to Omaha you get to Council Bluffs.

815
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:27,240
Went to that famous Staves Barbecue there a couple of times.

816
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:34,240
Because well I was so freaking hungry after driving so far that I couldn't wait to go to a locally owned restaurant there.

817
00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:35,240
Council Bluffs.

818
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,240
But the casinos there are cool.

819
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:38,240
I've seen concerts there.

820
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:39,240
I love Council Bluffs.

821
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,240
So thank you.

822
00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:49,240
Then again everybody that I just mentioned even like the fanatical listener in KCK but anybody.

823
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:50,240
Send me an email.

824
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:52,240
Give me a number to call you.

825
00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:53,240
I'll call you up man.

826
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:55,240
We'll have a podcast.

827
00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:57,240
Tell me about yourself.

828
00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:58,240
What you like about show.

829
00:44:58,240 --> 00:44:59,240
What you don't like.

830
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,240
Whatever.

831
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:01,240
I don't care you know.

832
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,240
Count to 10.

833
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:04,240
Whatever fart.

834
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:06,240
The next one.

835
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:08,240
And this got to be a friend of mine.

836
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,240
Adrian Missouri.

837
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,240
You know Adrian Missouri right.

838
00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:13,240
Yes.

839
00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:14,240
Yes I do.

840
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:17,240
Adrian Missouri.

841
00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:19,240
Four digit territory.

842
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:21,240
Yeah.

843
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:23,240
It can't be one person listening to us there.

844
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:24,240
It's got to be more.

845
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:30,240
How does a town of about 1200 people listen to our show that much.

846
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:37,240
I mean per capita if that was Kansas City I would probably have about a million listeners.

847
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:38,240
Geez.

848
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:39,240
Yeah.

849
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,240
Yeah.

850
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,240
Insane.

851
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:47,240
And they keep up with the show because every time I look back a couple more taken on I

852
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,240
throw another show out.

853
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:50,240
I go another couple of days.

854
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:51,240
It rose up again.

855
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:54,240
So you guys continue to listen to the show there in Adrian.

856
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:55,240
And thank you.

857
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:59,240
We're going to continue to try to do a great show for you and hopefully you love it.

858
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:00,240
We love it.

859
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,240
We love doing it.

860
00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:07,240
I've been talking to people too and I've got people that's going to start checking it out.

861
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:13,240
Well Lake Ozark is a hotbed and I'll come up to that here in about seven or eight down.

862
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:14,240
OK.

863
00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:15,240
Yeah.

864
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:20,240
I mean I've been sawing my cousin up in Atlantic Iowa.

865
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,240
Oh cool.

866
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:23,240
I'm going to be checking it out.

867
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:24,240
So yeah.

868
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,240
OK that's cool.

869
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:29,240
Well Lake Ozark I was surprised but that's how it's represented here at RSS.

870
00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:35,240
The RSS feed that I have that I'm privy to.

871
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:36,240
Tofer set up.

872
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:39,240
Thank you Tofer if you're listening to this.

873
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:43,240
Tofer set it all up and did it brilliantly and it's all broke down.

874
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:44,240
And it just says Lake Ozark.

875
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:46,240
It doesn't say Camden 10.

876
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:50,240
It doesn't say what would be another one.

877
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:51,240
Oh well.

878
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:54,240
Anyhow you know I all need to go there.

879
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,240
The next one is Denver Colorado.

880
00:46:56,240 --> 00:47:01,240
A lot of listeners there but not as much as Adrian Missouri.

881
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:08,240
Denver thank you for listening but Adrian Missouri is currently beating you by about 30.

882
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:09,240
Come on now.

883
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:10,240
Tell a friend or two.

884
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,240
Get them involved.

885
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:14,240
Listen we know you hate the Chiefs.

886
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,240
It's fine.

887
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:16,240
It's fine.

888
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:18,240
We can all love each other.

889
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:19,240
You can love your Broncos.

890
00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:20,240
We can love our Chiefs.

891
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:22,240
But you can still listen to the podcast.

892
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:25,240
And then the ones where we're hugging the Chiefs.

893
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:26,240
Skip over.

894
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:29,240
Go to another one.

895
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:32,240
So Denver thank you.

896
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:34,240
And Denver has some good radio there too.

897
00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:35,240
They have some good morning shows.

898
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:37,240
Some kind of honor to be in the world.

899
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:40,240
I'm sure they're enjoying their hierarchy old stories.

900
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,240
Oh I'm sure they're enjoying those.

901
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,240
Everybody is except my auntie.

902
00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:45,240
Everybody enjoys those.

903
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:46,240
Yep.

904
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:49,240
So then the next one.

905
00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:53,240
Brussels Belgium.

906
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:55,240
Really?

907
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,240
Yes.

908
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:59,240
Brussels Belgium.

909
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:01,240
A little bit over triple digits.

910
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:02,240
I cannot.

911
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:03,240
Or not.

912
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:04,240
Quadruple.

913
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:05,240
Four digits.

914
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:06,240
A little bit over four.

915
00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:07,240
Yeah.

916
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:08,240
Hello.

917
00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:12,240
So English speakers in Brussels who's listening to us thank you.

918
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:17,240
And if not then I guess our show probably sounds a little weird to you if you don't speak

919
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:18,240
English right?

920
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:19,240
So anyhow yeah.

921
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:22,240
I enjoyed that.

922
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:23,240
Brussels never been there.

923
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:24,240
Sure it's cool.

924
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:27,240
I have many friends that go there.

925
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:30,240
I have many friends that have been to Brussels Belgium.

926
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:34,240
They have great great great concert lineups.

927
00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:36,240
They have festivals.

928
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:40,240
They're really serious about their beers and how you pour it.

929
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,240
Pretty cool.

930
00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:46,240
I've heard some cool stories about Belgium from some really good friends of mine.

931
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,240
Next one.

932
00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:51,240
ChiTown Chicago.

933
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:53,240
Thank you Chicago.

934
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:57,240
Chicago's had really great radio over the years too.

935
00:48:57,240 --> 00:49:03,240
To be in such a ballpark in Chicago and especially here recently is accelerated.

936
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:09,240
Chicago might in like a month be our number well probably not past Kansas City but it

937
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:15,240
might be our number two market because it's just I think one person found it told some

938
00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:19,240
other people they found it told some other people they found it and it's starting to

939
00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:22,240
show Chicago's really come on strong.

940
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:23,240
Thank you.

941
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:24,240
Thank you.

942
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:25,240
Thank you.

943
00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:29,240
It's quite an honor coming from Chicago because all you got to do is sit there and look at

944
00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:36,240
the Radio Hall of Fame and see all the people is in Chicago burning that place up with their

945
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,240
fucking airwaves.

946
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:44,240
I mean it is famed the people that have come out of there and the people have dominated

947
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:45,240
the people have been through there.

948
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:49,240
You know I mean we spoke a man cow before but there's been a lot of other ones too that

949
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:54,240
are just very famous even Max Floyd was there for a while.

950
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:57,240
Did you know that Max Floyd was in Chicago.

951
00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:59,240
I did not know Max Floyd was in Chicago.

952
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:06,240
It was quite a few years ago of course but yeah he did very well there also.

953
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,240
So thank you Chicago.

954
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:11,240
Keep telling your friends man I would love to see an even bigger presence.

955
00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:15,240
I mean like I said the Chicago's accelerated in the last couple of weeks.

956
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:21,240
People are downloading much quicker and yeah thank you.

957
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:23,240
Next one Olathe, Kansas.

958
00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:29,240
Someone over there really loves us or hates us because I know some people there that could

959
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:31,240
hate me too.

960
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:35,240
So either way you're downloading so doesn't care.

961
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:36,240
I don't care.

962
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,240
Maybe you're downloading to hear me fucking bash on you.

963
00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:40,240
Who cares.

964
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:41,240
So be it.

965
00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:47,240
Anyhow so Olathe I'm tipping my hat to you and if it could be someone else then I'm tipping

966
00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:48,240
something else to you.

967
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:51,240
You fill in the blanks.

968
00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:52,240
Alright.

969
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,240
Boardman.

970
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:57,240
I have no idea where Boardman is.

971
00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:59,240
I've never heard of it.

972
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:02,240
B-O-A-R-D-M-A-N.

973
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:03,240
Hang on.

974
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:04,240
I've never heard of it.

975
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:07,240
Let me see if there's like a specific place it takes me to.

976
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:14,240
If I Google voice it hang on a second here.

977
00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:16,240
Boardman.

978
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:23,240
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

979
00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:28,240
Two douchebags and a microphone.

980
00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:29,240
Oh shit.

981
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,240
What's that over there?

982
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:31,240
Oh no.

983
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:34,240
It's the island of horrible jokes.

984
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:45,240
A ship telling red paint and a ship telling blue paint to light.

985
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:48,240
They were all moored.

986
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:51,240
Hey look.

987
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:58,240
I think we found land.

988
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:00,240
Oh my god.

989
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:02,240
I think we're safe.

990
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:03,240
Oh no.

991
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:10,240
It's the island of horrible jokes.

992
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:11,240
Why?

993
00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:12,240
Can't it move?

994
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:14,240
It talkens as long.

995
00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:19,240
Because then it would be a foot.

996
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:23,240
Well, guess they finally figured out the microphone.

997
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:25,240
Idiots.

998
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:30,240
Boardman.

999
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:32,240
Boardman.

1000
00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:33,240
What the hell?

1001
00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:35,240
Boardman.

1002
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:37,240
Okay, I'm going to have to type it in.

1003
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:39,240
Because I think.

1004
00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:42,240
I found a Boardman organ.

1005
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:43,240
Oh.

1006
00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:47,240
Maybe that's what it is.

1007
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:49,240
Yeah.

1008
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:51,240
Yep.

1009
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:52,240
Boardman organ.

1010
00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:53,240
Okay.

1011
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:54,240
Boardman bicycle.

1012
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:55,240
Boardman organ I guess.

1013
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,240
Thank you.

1014
00:52:57,240 --> 00:53:06,240
I wonder if it's a like a outer skirt of Portland or something.

1015
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:09,240
Well anyhow, wherever you're Boardman, thank you.

1016
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:11,240
You guys are doing very well.

1017
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,240
We appreciate it.

1018
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:14,240
Let's see.

1019
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:15,240
What's the next one?

1020
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:18,240
Wichita.

1021
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,240
Okay.

1022
00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:22,240
Thank you Wichita.

1023
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:25,240
We appreciate you guys listening.

1024
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:26,240
I like Wichita.

1025
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:28,240
Wichita is a fun town.

1026
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,240
Home of Larry's Burgers.

1027
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,240
Oh shit.

1028
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:34,240
We did a job there, me and my friend Sandor.

1029
00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:37,240
And we wanted to get this apron so bad.

1030
00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:39,240
If you ate a Larry Burger and all the fries.

1031
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:44,240
And a Larry Burger is like a quadruple huge burger.

1032
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:47,240
And if you ate that whole thing with the fries, they gave you an apron.

1033
00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:49,240
A Larry Burger apron.

1034
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:53,240
And me and Sandor tried and tried and tried to eat that son of a bitch.

1035
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:56,240
We left there sick every damn time.

1036
00:53:56,240 --> 00:54:02,240
But yeah, I don't even know why we did.

1037
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:03,240
We didn't even give a shit.

1038
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,240
We just wanted to win it and that was all.

1039
00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:09,240
So anyway, anyone listening in Wichita, thank you.

1040
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:10,240
You guys are doing good.

1041
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:11,240
Tell more people.

1042
00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:13,240
Next one.

1043
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:15,240
Lake Ozark.

1044
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:17,240
Alright, alright.

1045
00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:18,240
So yay.

1046
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:19,240
Woo yeah.

1047
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:22,240
Lake Ozark.

1048
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:27,240
Lake Ozark beat out Overland Park.

1049
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:28,240
Wow.

1050
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:30,240
Yeah, how about that?

1051
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:32,240
So Overland Park.

1052
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:36,240
On the Lake Ozark, it could be people traveling down here.

1053
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,240
Yeah, it could be.

1054
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:40,240
Actually, I thought of that too.

1055
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:44,240
And there's enough numbers that it could be that too.

1056
00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:48,240
So anyhow, I mean it's more than what you just described a little bit ago.

1057
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:51,240
So it's probably just that.

1058
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:53,240
I mean it's probably people traveling down there.

1059
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:55,240
And I know I do this all the time.

1060
00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:58,240
Driving to Eureka Springs or later on this year.

1061
00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:01,240
We'll probably drive to Memphis to go see Wasp again.

1062
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:02,240
Me and Davey.

1063
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:08,240
So when we do that, I'm going to be Googling different podcasts and just listening to them like I always do.

1064
00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:10,240
And Overland Park.

1065
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:13,240
This could be some people who are listening that hate me.

1066
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:15,240
If you love me, I tip my hat to you.

1067
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:20,240
If you're one of the ones that hate me and just want to hear me bash you, then I tip something else to you.

1068
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:22,240
You fill in the blank.

1069
00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:28,240
And then, oh better yet, either way, write me an email.

1070
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:30,240
Want to hear from you?

1071
00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:33,240
Whether you're the one that I hate or you're the one that I love.

1072
00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:34,240
Doesn't matter.

1073
00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:36,240
Either way, I love it.

1074
00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:37,240
Write me an email.

1075
00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:38,240
Tell me how bad I suck.

1076
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:39,240
I would love to read that.

1077
00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:42,240
It would make me feel really good if you hated me.

1078
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:47,240
So anyhow, non-available.

1079
00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:51,240
A lot of NAs.

1080
00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:56,240
There's so much, it's right below Overland Park and Lake Ozark.

1081
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,240
So I don't know.

1082
00:55:58,240 --> 00:55:59,240
They're firewall.

1083
00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:01,240
I don't know what the hell.

1084
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:05,240
So anyhow, some people cannot be identified listening to us.

1085
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:07,240
So okay.

1086
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:09,240
So anyhow, unavailable.

1087
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:14,240
I have no idea because it's not available.

1088
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:15,240
Next one.

1089
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:18,240
Columbus.

1090
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:23,240
I do believe it could be Georgia.

1091
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,240
But probably Ohio.

1092
00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:28,240
There's a big number in Columbus listening to us.

1093
00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:31,240
I guess it could be Georgia too.

1094
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:38,240
But unfortunately, this RSS information here that I get does not say the state.

1095
00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:41,240
It just says the name of the city.

1096
00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:45,240
That's the first one that popped in my head.

1097
00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:46,240
Yeah.

1098
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:49,240
So I'm going to go with Columbus, Ohio.

1099
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:51,240
But I'll also say it could be Georgia.

1100
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:53,240
And there's other Columbuses too.

1101
00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:54,240
There's quite a few Columbuses.

1102
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:56,240
So I'm just going to go to Ohio.

1103
00:56:56,240 --> 00:57:00,240
And listen, if you're in a Columbus that's not Ohio, email me.

1104
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,240
Let me know.

1105
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:02,240
I'll take my words back.

1106
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:05,240
I'll thank whoever.

1107
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,240
Next one.

1108
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:08,240
And now we're getting into the threes.

1109
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:12,240
We're out of the fours of digits.

1110
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:15,240
Blue Springs.

1111
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:17,240
I have family in Blue Springs.

1112
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,240
That could explain some of it.

1113
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,240
I have family in Blue Springs also.

1114
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:23,240
Maybe it's both our families together.

1115
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,240
They're listening together.

1116
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,240
They're having big parties.

1117
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,240
They're getting together.

1118
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:32,240
And they want one of us to transition and marry the other one.

1119
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,240
Okay.

1120
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,240
That's what it is.

1121
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:36,240
Right?

1122
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,240
My family knows.

1123
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,240
They're going to expect it out of me anyway.

1124
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:42,240
No.

1125
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,240
And also there's this other little thing.

1126
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,240
And I'm already married anyhow.

1127
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:48,240
And also we'd have to fight who had to become the female, right?

1128
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:52,240
We'd have to have a fist fight.

1129
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:53,240
That'd be a tough one.

1130
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:56,240
Yeah.

1131
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:57,240
Okay.

1132
00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:01,240
The next two ones are not available.

1133
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:02,240
Okay.

1134
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:06,240
I mean, well, I guess we could have a male on male marriage, right?

1135
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,240
A bromance.

1136
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:12,240
A bromance.

1137
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,240
Anyhow, we have two NAs here.

1138
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:19,240
And they're both, these non-available, sure listen a lot.

1139
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:20,240
Thank you.

1140
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:21,240
Thank you wherever you're not at.

1141
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:22,240
Whoever you are.

1142
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:23,240
Whoever you are.

1143
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:24,240
Yeah.

1144
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:25,240
Next one.

1145
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:28,240
St. Louis.

1146
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,240
All right.

1147
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:32,240
Yeah.

1148
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,240
Yep.

1149
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:34,240
Yep.

1150
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:36,240
So thank you, St. Louis.

1151
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:39,240
We know you don't have Bob and Tom anymore and you're awful sad.

1152
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,240
So keep them coming.

1153
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:42,240
Keep them coming.

1154
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,240
We'll keep the funny coming at you and you keep coming back.

1155
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:46,240
All right?

1156
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:47,240
We'll turn her back.

1157
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:50,240
People say I sound just like Christy Lee.

1158
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:51,240
So.

1159
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:52,240
Okay.

1160
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:53,240
Next one.

1161
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:54,240
Grandview.

1162
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,240
Right on.

1163
00:58:55,240 --> 00:59:01,240
Well, Grandview is pretty self-explanatory.

1164
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:06,240
Unless you're this one loser I used to work with and eat a dick.

1165
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:07,240
But keep listening.

1166
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:11,240
That could be coming from both sides of us.

1167
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:12,240
Yeah.

1168
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:13,240
Yep.

1169
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,240
Yep.

1170
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,240
Eat a dick but keep listening.

1171
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:17,240
Next one.

1172
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,240
San Fran.

1173
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:19,240
Really?

1174
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:20,240
Yeah.

1175
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:25,240
San Fran.

1176
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:29,240
Even though all the fun we make out of there, all their stupid shit going on there and all

1177
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:35,240
the ha-ha and all the ridicule and all the finger pointing, they still listen.

1178
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:36,240
Thank you.

1179
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,240
We're going to keep the shit.

1180
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:39,240
We're going to keep the bullshit up.

1181
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,240
Obviously you like us ridiculing you.

1182
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:42,240
So.

1183
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:45,240
If you notice, we don't pick on any certain people.

1184
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:46,240
We pick on everybody.

1185
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:47,240
Oh, no.

1186
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:48,240
We pick on anything that fucking moves.

1187
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,240
We are not prejudiced.

1188
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:51,240
No.

1189
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:52,240
No.

1190
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:53,240
Not at all.

1191
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:58,240
Matter of fact, I mean, if you want to get down to it, I think I pick on Joe Whitey more

1192
00:59:58,240 --> 00:59:59,240
than anybody.

1193
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:04,240
Like I said, I'm staying away from politics.

1194
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:05,240
Okay.

1195
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:06,240
You know what?

1196
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:07,240
Very well said.

1197
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:08,240
Me too.

1198
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:13,240
I mean, I'll give you my opinion on what both sides are, but that's about it.

1199
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:14,240
Yeah.

1200
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,240
Yeah.

1201
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,240
Next one.

1202
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:17,240
Minneapolis.

1203
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:18,240
I'm sorry.

1204
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,240
You're not Minneapolis.

1205
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,240
Minneapolis.

1206
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:21,240
Thank you.

1207
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:22,240
Beautiful city.

1208
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:23,240
Been there a few times.

1209
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,240
I've been to Minneapolis.

1210
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,240
Yep.

1211
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,240
So, yeah.

1212
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:27,240
Thank you.

1213
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:30,240
It is a beautiful city, isn't it?

1214
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,240
Yes.

1215
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,240
It really was.

1216
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,240
Yep.

1217
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:36,240
Then to Mall, Mall, America.

1218
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:39,240
That place is awesome.

1219
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:40,240
Yeah.

1220
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:41,240
Yep.

1221
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,240
Yep.

1222
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:43,240
Good place.

1223
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:44,240
Lenexa.

1224
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:45,240
Thank you.

1225
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,240
Thank you.

1226
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:56,000
Another, another Overland Park, you know, or not Overland Park, but another suburb to

1227
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,240
Kansas City on the Kansas side.

1228
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,320
Pretty nice.

1229
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:01,320
Nice homes there.

1230
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:02,320
Nice schools.

1231
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:04,960
Nice quaint little, well, it's not little.

1232
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,960
I think it's probably got at least 50,000 people.

1233
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:09,320
But anyhow, thank you, Lenexa.

1234
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:10,320
Good numbers from there.

1235
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:11,320
Solid.

1236
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:12,320
Solid.

1237
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,320
It's definitely growing over the years.

1238
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:14,320
Yep.

1239
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,320
And I think it's going to be a lot of people are like what Jim Rumsay, keep it coming.

1240
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:18,320
I feel you.

1241
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:19,320
Thank you.

1242
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:20,320
All right.

1243
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:21,320
Next one.

1244
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:22,320
Good old NA available again.

1245
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:23,320
Non-available.

1246
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,320
Well, thank you, non-available.

1247
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:32,720
We certainly, I don't know why they can't put the NA's all together.

1248
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:33,720
Why they got to segregate.

1249
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:35,760
I'm sure the NA's are feeling kind of lonely.

1250
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:39,040
I mean, half of their family spread out.

1251
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,080
You know, like, like all the grand views are together.

1252
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:45,400
All the Kansas cities are together, all the blue springs are together.

1253
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,640
But NA doesn't get that.

1254
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:50,840
NA is from a broken home and it hurts.

1255
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:51,840
We need to find NA.

1256
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:55,080
If you add them all together, there's probably more than everybody.

1257
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,080
Yeah.

1258
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:59,360
NA, we love you and we hope you find your other family.

1259
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,360
We do.

1260
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:01,360
Yes.

1261
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:02,360
We sympathize for you.

1262
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:03,360
We can help.

1263
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:04,360
We'll do our best.

1264
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:05,360
Damn you, RSS.

1265
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,840
Quit breaking up the NA's.

1266
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:09,840
It's not fair.

1267
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:15,880
Anyhow, Indianapolis, or Indian-crapple-us.

1268
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,680
We got some listeners there.

1269
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:22,560
Well, thank you for interrupting your Bob and Tom cast to come this way.

1270
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:24,560
Appreciate it.

1271
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:28,880
Or, Bob with the new Tom.

1272
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,280
No, RSS.

1273
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,120
Well, they added a Tom.

1274
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:44,480
First off, when Bob and Tom got into the radio hall of fame, the next day, Tom retired.

1275
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:47,720
Oh, I didn't know that.

1276
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:48,720
Yeah.

1277
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:50,520
So, for a while there they didn't have a Tom.

1278
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:56,360
So, then they added another guy named Tom, who isn't nearly as prolific, but he's somewhere

1279
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:58,840
in the background there because actually it's...

1280
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:00,880
Oh, no, no.

1281
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:01,880
Bob.

1282
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:02,880
Bob retired.

1283
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:03,880
Not Tom.

1284
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:04,880
Oh, okay.

1285
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:10,760
So, anyhow, so let's see.

1286
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:12,720
Bob Kavoyan, I think his name is.

1287
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:14,960
Anyhow, well, anyhow, Bob retired.

1288
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:18,440
So then for about a year or so there was no Bob.

1289
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,920
It was just Tom.

1290
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:26,400
But they kept the name Bob and Tom and they just relied on Chick and Christy Lee.

1291
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:29,040
And Christy Lee left for a while too, but then they got her back.

1292
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:31,040
They talked her into coming back.

1293
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:39,400
So when this happened, I think people started realizing there was no Tom or there was no

1294
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:40,480
Bob.

1295
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:45,920
So they brought back another character, another guy, and his name is Bob something else.

1296
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:49,400
And so it's Bob and Tom again.

1297
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:57,040
But the thing is, for a while there they're running with just Tom and Chick and Christy.

1298
01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:00,380
And they didn't even run with Christy for a while there too.

1299
01:04:00,380 --> 01:04:05,720
So anyhow, but now they've got like another lineup and anyhow, it's still the same thing

1300
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:06,720
though.

1301
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,040
A lot of comedians go on there and stuff, but it's still entertaining.

1302
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,040
I still like it.

1303
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:15,360
I mean, it's just it's not what it once was, but it's still okay.

1304
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:19,160
So anyhow, so Indianapolis, thank you.

1305
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:20,160
Pacific.

1306
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,280
I don't know where Pacific is.

1307
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:23,280
I don't know.

1308
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,960
Anyhow, there's a few listeners there.

1309
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:26,960
Westminster.

1310
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:28,960
Oh, maybe it's that.

1311
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,880
I don't know.

1312
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:35,520
There's Westminster and that's in the United States.

1313
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:41,520
I was thinking it was like in, you know, Britain or something, but no.

1314
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:42,520
Next one is Belton.

1315
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:44,200
Quite a few listeners there.

1316
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:45,200
Thank you.

1317
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:46,200
Thank you.

1318
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:50,540
I know some of the listeners in Belton and I thank you.

1319
01:04:50,540 --> 01:04:53,560
So next one is Tulsa.

1320
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:54,560
Love Tulsa.

1321
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:55,560
Fun town.

1322
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:56,560
Seen Wafs there last year.

1323
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,560
Great show.

1324
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,560
It's a great place to be at.

1325
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:01,280
Had a really good hotel room there.

1326
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:02,480
Really nice hotel room.

1327
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:03,480
Really cheap too.

1328
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:06,040
I couldn't believe how cheap the hotel room was.

1329
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:10,880
I think it was like it was under a hundred bucks and it was like a downtown, I think

1330
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,500
it was a double tree downtown.

1331
01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:15,280
Very nice convention center with it.

1332
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:16,280
So anyhow.

1333
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:21,280
I was in the radio station from time to time at Tulsa.

1334
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:23,280
Oh, 1045?

1335
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:25,280
10330 Eagle.

1336
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:30,480
Oh, you can pick that up there too?

1337
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,280
I heart radio.

1338
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:34,280
Oh, okay.

1339
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:35,280
Okay.

1340
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:43,240
Well, as you're driving down I-49, it's weird because 1045, the rock or the laser, whatever

1341
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:50,240
it is, will come in and bleed over stations around there a lot down I-49.

1342
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:57,640
But you have to be down there probably about 10 miles north of Joplin.

1343
01:05:57,640 --> 01:06:02,000
It comes in really good and then you lose it down near Joplin and then you get into

1344
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,120
Oklahoma territory.

1345
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:06,480
You know where they have the huge over I-44 McDonald's?

1346
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:07,480
Yes.

1347
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:12,440
You can start picking it up really good there again, but it's weird how it bleeds over,

1348
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:18,160
all the way over the other side of Joplin on I-49 about 10 miles, I shouldn't say Joplin,

1349
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:25,240
10 miles north of the I-44, I-49 interchange because Joplin's still like 10 miles away

1350
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:26,240
from there.

1351
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:28,280
It's down I-44 a little ways.

1352
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:33,200
But it's really weird how it bleeds over so well and it comes in like the stations right

1353
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:34,200
next door.

1354
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:35,200
Oh.

1355
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:38,440
Hey, the next one is Independence.

1356
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:40,760
We do really well there.

1357
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:41,760
Thank you, Independence.

1358
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,760
I know people in Independence that might be listening.

1359
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:45,760
If you're one of them, thank you.

1360
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:49,240
I don't know if you do the 3-D.

1361
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:52,680
Next one, Topeka.

1362
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:54,920
Topeka's solid triple digits.

1363
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:55,920
Thank you, Topeka.

1364
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:56,920
All right.

1365
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:57,920
Thank you.

1366
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:02,120
Next one, Mission and that would be Mission, Kansas, I'm pretty sure.

1367
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:03,120
Yes.

1368
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:04,120
Yes.

1369
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:06,120
Next one, Paris, France.

1370
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:07,120
Really?

1371
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:08,120
Yeah.

1372
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:11,040
Oh, I think I know who that is.

1373
01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:13,600
I think I know who that is.

1374
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:15,760
It is Rob, I think, another Rob.

1375
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:22,320
I think he works on oil platforms maybe and he keeps threatening to come down to City

1376
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:25,560
Market and do a podcast with us.

1377
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:30,920
So I'd love for him to do a podcast with us because pretty intelligent guy and I like

1378
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:34,280
to get some of his stories about being overseas.

1379
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:39,680
So next one, Columbia, home of Joe Malkin.

1380
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:44,800
Joe Malkin who has the incredible lounge and the people that will get you a case of White

1381
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,200
Castles if you demand it.

1382
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:49,200
Thank you.

1383
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:50,200
Yep.

1384
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:54,480
Next one, this is a town I know well and I bet you know well too because I used to stay

1385
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:58,920
there around Table Rock Lake and it's called Kimberlein City.

1386
01:07:58,920 --> 01:07:59,920
Yes.

1387
01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:00,920
Yes.

1388
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:04,960
Matter of fact, my good buddy Bob who is no longer with us used to have a place there.

1389
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:05,960
Do what?

1390
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:08,960
I used to live right up the road in Reet Spring.

1391
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:09,960
Mmm.

1392
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:10,960
Yeah, home of Spanky's.

1393
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:11,960
2002, 2003.

1394
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:16,960
Home of Spanky's or was home of Spanky's.

1395
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:17,960
Yes.

1396
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:20,960
Have you ever been to Spanky's?

1397
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:23,960
No, I never went there.

1398
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:27,480
Oh my God.

1399
01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:35,240
This is where I saw a chick with a huge cesarean scar and one of them that had a peg leg and

1400
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:40,760
a botched boob job, missing teeth.

1401
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:41,760
We ran out of the...

1402
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:45,640
I was married with three kids and oh no, I did not go there.

1403
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,800
We ran out of that place dude.

1404
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:48,800
That place is fucking scary.

1405
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:51,360
Oh I think it's called Spank's.

1406
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,920
I'm not even sure it was called Spanky's.

1407
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:56,120
That place was fucking hideous.

1408
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:58,720
I don't think it's there anymore for other streets.

1409
01:08:58,720 --> 01:08:59,720
I heard stories.

1410
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:00,720
I heard stories.

1411
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,600
I'm not kidding you man.

1412
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:06,880
One chick had one boob large, one small.

1413
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:10,800
One of them was missing a leg.

1414
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:15,040
A lot of them had huge cesarean scars, missing teeth.

1415
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:16,840
It was horrible.

1416
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:19,320
Yeah, yeah.

1417
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:22,680
So anyhow, next one Los Angeles.

1418
01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:24,400
I'm a little disappointed.

1419
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,160
Los Angeles is a huge city.

1420
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:28,120
I mean we're in the triple digits.

1421
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,840
We should be in four or fives.

1422
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:33,040
So anyhow, but anyhow, listening there, thank you.

1423
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:35,000
Next one is Provo.

1424
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:38,400
And Provo is Utah, which is Salt Lake City area.

1425
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:44,520
In Salt Lake City area we talked to some people from there on a podcast and they were going

1426
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:47,440
to listen so that is probably them and their friends.

1427
01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:49,160
So thank you.

1428
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:51,160
Next one is Nashville.

1429
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:54,840
Nashville, calm the hell down.

1430
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:59,600
They were on fire there, but we haven't been to the Filthy Bean in a while.

1431
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,600
So right, we need to make it.

1432
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:06,320
Yeah, but there was a bunch of stragglers.

1433
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:10,680
They're still in the threes, but not that high.

1434
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:13,480
Like I said, Nashville, Carlisle, which I don't know.

1435
01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:21,320
It's United Kingdom, Washington, DC, Baltimore, Ironton, somewhere in the United States.

1436
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:22,800
Another not available.

1437
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,520
Salonica, Greece.

1438
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,160
That could be a relative of mine.

1439
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:29,200
Yeah, that could be a relative of mine.

1440
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:34,560
So but I don't know for sure, but I don't think that they would do all of them in Salonica.

1441
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:38,080
But anyhow, well, anyhow, Salonica, Greece.

1442
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:39,320
Thank you.

1443
01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:40,320
Relative or not.

1444
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:41,800
Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

1445
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:44,120
Cool place.

1446
01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:46,800
Let's see.

1447
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,160
Salem, North Carolina, I think.

1448
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:54,120
Plato, Rich Hill, St. Joseph, Manhattan, Springfield.

1449
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:56,600
Hey, I wonder if St. Joseph's your ex-wife.

1450
01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:01,280
I know other people up there, too.

1451
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:03,120
Yeah, it could be any of them.

1452
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:04,120
Well, thank you, St. Joe.

1453
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:05,120
Thank you.

1454
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,120
Springfield, Missouri.

1455
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:07,120
Salt Lake City.

1456
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,120
Iola, Kansas.

1457
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:13,280
I think I know who that is.

1458
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:14,280
Thank you.

1459
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:16,280
You know who you are.

1460
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:18,280
Westchester, United States.

1461
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:19,640
Marietta, United States.

1462
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:20,760
Ocala.

1463
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:21,760
I think probably Florida.

1464
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:22,760
Yeah, that's it.

1465
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:23,760
Yeah, Ocala, Florida.

1466
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:24,760
Yeah, yeah.

1467
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:25,760
Home of Bubba Raceway.

1468
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:26,760
Home of Bubba Raceway Park.

1469
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:27,760
Owasso.

1470
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:28,760
My home is Doha.

1471
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:29,760
We're home down there.

1472
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:30,760
Oh, okay.

1473
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:31,760
Miami.

1474
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:40,000
And I think it's Miami and not Miami as in Oklahoma, but I don't know for sure.

1475
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,000
Toronto.

1476
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,000
Thank you.

1477
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,000
Alexandria, Virginia.

1478
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,000
We know you.

1479
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,600
Jacksonville, we know you.

1480
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:46,600
Dulles.

1481
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:49,600
I've heard of Dulles before, but I don't know where it's at.

1482
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:50,760
It's not just an airport.

1483
01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:51,760
I don't know.

1484
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:52,760
Roanoke.

1485
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:53,760
Roanoke.

1486
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:59,640
Now, there's a Roanoke area in Kansas City, but I think this would be the city.

1487
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:00,640
Hollywood.

1488
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:02,640
Got a few there.

1489
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:03,640
Italy.

1490
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:04,640
Tresulli.

1491
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:06,520
Tresulli, Italy.

1492
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:07,520
Thank you.

1493
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:08,520
Thank you.

1494
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:09,520
Portia, Italy.

1495
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:10,520
Thank you.

1496
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:13,840
Grand Rapids, Michigan, I would think.

1497
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:14,840
Thank you.

1498
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:15,880
Westmont, whatever that is.

1499
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:16,880
Thank you.

1500
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:17,880
New York, New York.

1501
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:18,880
I'm disappointed in you guys.

1502
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:22,880
There's a lot of people there that could be listening.

1503
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:23,880
You're in the threes.

1504
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:24,880
All good.

1505
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,880
Cleveland, Ohio or Missouri could be either one.

1506
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:28,880
Don't know.

1507
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:30,680
Scottsdale, Arizona.

1508
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:31,680
Thank you.

1509
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:34,000
Strasbourg, France.

1510
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,840
Or Strasborg, France.

1511
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:37,840
Let's see.

1512
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,880
Corona, United States.

1513
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:41,560
Let me see some.

1514
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:44,560
Sydney, Australia.

1515
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:47,680
Greenwood, I think that's a family member of Lexington, Kentucky.

1516
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,440
Mountain Grove, I know who that is.

1517
01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:51,240
Nixa, I know who that is.

1518
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:54,880
Yates Center is a very small town in Kansas.

1519
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:56,440
Don't know who that is.

1520
01:12:56,440 --> 01:13:01,440
So anyhow, thank you all for listening.

1521
01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:03,000
So thank you very much.

1522
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:10,760
And remember, everyone that just heard their names called out, Rob Radd wants male body

1523
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:13,840
part pictures in his inbox.

1524
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:15,240
But not just that.

1525
01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:18,320
Ass up with face, preferably.

1526
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:19,800
Cheeks split out.

1527
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:20,800
Face turned around.

1528
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:23,000
Big shitty grin.

1529
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:28,800
Two emotionally disturbed dirtbags in a popsicle will be right back.

1530
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:42,360
Hey, where do they go?

1531
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:43,360
Where are the douchebags?

1532
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:48,360
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

1533
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:49,360
Oh jeez.

1534
01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:50,360
Glad they're gone.

1535
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:51,360
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1536
01:13:51,360 --> 01:14:21,280
Man, that smells.