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Live from the historic River Market District in downtown Kansas City, Missouri,

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from the banks of the beautiful Crystal Blue Walkers of the Missouri River,

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it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast.

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Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors, and horrible pranks?

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What the fuck is wrong with these guys?

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Two monkey fuckers and a toaster will be right back.

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When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water,

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because nobody likes a stinky asshole.

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Hey everybody, it's Two Douchebags and Microphone, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright, Rob Radd, my trusted co-host here, is here to help you with your show.

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And my big co-host here is calling in from the beautiful Lake of the Ozarks, once again.

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So, what's your weather there?

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Oh, it's hot, man, it's hot.

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And it's going to get hotter, we're supposed to be in the hundreds in the next two, three days.

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Yep, the same here, in high humidity, so it's going to be a real nut-drencher.

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Yep, it's time to...

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But, like, Saturday I think it's supposed to rain and drop down to like 80.

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Oh, okay, I don't think...

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Well, that's what our weather's showing.

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I don't think it's ever going to rain here again.

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I think it's done raining forever.

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So, no...

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Everybody's brown here.

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Yeah, we've been in a horrible, horrible drought here for...

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Actually, it really started last year, it rained just enough to take us off the drought chart,

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but then it stopped again, so we're back on...

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We're into a moderate to severe drought everywhere around here.

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And, anyhow, it's not looking good.

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Well, good luck, Mark.

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Welcome to Missouri, I've liked that every year.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Well, this has been an exceptional drought.

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I know what you're saying, and you are correct.

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It does that every year this time, but it's been doing it.

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But, anyhow, we're not here to talk about the weather.

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I've got something interesting I ran into the other day,

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and I think you might like it.

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So, the 23 has a list already of life hacks,

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things you can do to improve your life and make them better.

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And this is what they say to do.

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A lot of them, I think, are spot on, perfect, great.

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And other ones, I'm kind of scratching my head going, what the fuck?

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You know, so, anyhow...

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But, oh, it is a swamp ass alert.

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Ball gravy alert.

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The next three days, if you live around the Midwest, remember.

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That means carry plenty of deodorant,

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maybe some baby powder to kind of draw, you know,

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to kind of like get some of that ooze up

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and maybe make a little paste or something,

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so, like, you can scrape it off.

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Oh, yeah, definitely.

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Yeah, yeah, and especially what Rob does.

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Yeah, you are going to experience some swamp ass

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of serious proportions here in the next few days.

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You carry steel all day.

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Yeah, you're going to get...

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Oh, I used to.

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I used to carry steel and glass.

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Yeah, you used to.

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Yes.

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Yeah, nothing funnier than carrying a huge piece of glass

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up four flights of stairs

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while you're literally fucking sprung a leak in your nutsack

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because it's nothing but like gravy down there.

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Sucks. So...

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Oh, damn, dude.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I do it with steel. I don't do it with glass.

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Ooh, glass...

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Glass sucks because, you know, steel, you drop it, it's probably okay.

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Glass, you drop it, it's not okay.

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And that stuff has to be made precisionally.

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So it really kind of sucked balls.

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And anyhow...

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Anyhow, glad I'm not doing that shit anymore.

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So...

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Anyhow, all right.

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Number one life hack.

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Fly smart.

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The best deals, when searching online for the best deals

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on flights to your favorite destination,

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be sure to use your browser incognito mode.

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This helps you avoid cookies that websites use

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that actually increase the cost of your flight

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once you visit it several times.

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So they have some sort of algorithm bullshit

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that if you visit a website looking for flights a couple of times,

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it automatically raises the prices on you.

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Isn't that a...

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Fucking assholes.

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So yeah, go incognito and don't let the fucks know

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you've been there looking, is what they're saying.

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Two.

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Get cell service anywhere.

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Looking for cell service but can't seem to get good signal?

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Simply switch your cell phone to airplane mode,

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which prompts your phone to search for all the cell towers near you,

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giving you plenty of options to connect to.

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And I've done that before.

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I speak about Eureka Springs a lot.

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There's areas down there near Beaver Lake and other places

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out in the hills and the mountains where you can't get a signal, you think,

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because I've been there before and I'm like, man, you know, shit,

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I've got to really call my mom and have her go check

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and make sure that the pool isn't running dry or whatever,

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have her check on the animal, whatever.

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I've lived down around there, I've worked down around there.

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I know it's like, yeah, reception is horrible down around there.

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Yeah. And then it dawned on me, put your phone on, that's what airplane mode,

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one of the functions it's for, is to do that.

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And then when you turn it back on, it's automatically like,

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hey, look, there's 30 towers around that I didn't know before.

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And that does work and I think that's a pretty good tip right there.

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Really?

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Yeah. Yeah, try it.

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Next time you're out in the middle, I know it works.

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I know we're living down here.

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Yes, it is, especially down there.

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I mean, even where you're at, I mean, Camden, there's plenty of towers.

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I mean, back quite a few years ago when I used to go there,

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I had plenty of service.

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But if you get much south of there, there's some pretty sparse areas tower-wise

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and it's in and out signal and especially in valleys.

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I mean, hell, you can't even pick up FM radio in some of those valleys.

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Yeah, and we are in Ozark Mountains.

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There's a lot of ups and downs.

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I've wondered this and I can't remember, I think I might have known it at one time,

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but is it part of the Harry S. Truman Forest?

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No, it's part of the Mark Twain Forest.

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Mark Twain, not Harry S. Truman.

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Oh, I was talking about the Truman Lake.

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Yeah, Mark Twain Forest, I'm sorry.

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It's part of the Mark Twain Forest. Okay, thank you.

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Actually, the Mark Twain Forest is a little further south than us.

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Okay, but it's pretty close.

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Yeah, yeah, it's within an hour or two.

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I love that area because it has such a, it kind of reminds me of Colorado

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because it has such a mixture of evergreens and oaks and hickory.

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It's just beautiful.

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It's gorgeous down there. I've been to it many a times. Yeah, it's gorgeous.

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Home of the huge ass tarantulas.

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Well, we got huge tarantulas here, too.

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Oh, I know you do. Yeah, those fuckers.

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When I lived in Arkansas when I was young, we lived there for about a year,

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and this was near Clarksville, Russellville area over there in a very small town.

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Anyhow, at night you could shine a flashlight out and see eight eyes all over the trees.

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And those were those huge ass, they weren't even tarantulas.

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They were huge furry black spiders.

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They say they're non-poisonous, but I didn't want anything to do with them.

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Even if they were or weren't, I didn't want to find out.

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Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you have them around there?

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they look like black tarantulas, only maybe a little bit bigger.

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Yeah, those fuckers. Yeah, I mean, the tarantulas down here, if they bite you, they're not going to kill you.

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They'll make you sick. And that makes you sick.

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Yeah. Yeah, but, yeah, but, yeah, and another thing is, is they're not aggressive.

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You have to step on it for it to do anything.

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Oh, yeah. I've literally seen them crawl up people's arms and they swat them off, and then they go about their business.

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They really, they're not aggressive.

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They're territorial. If you come to them, they're going to hurt you.

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Yeah, yeah, and out camping, you know, you see them, and you just don't get near them.

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They're kind of like snakes.

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The rule of the thumb about snakes down there, and I've known this ever since I was a kid living in Arkansas,

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is you make a ton of noise and walk slow.

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A ton of noise and walking slow means that most snakes, most, except for cottonmouths,

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cottonmouth water moccasins are a different breed of evil.

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I have plenty of stories of those things. Those things are nuts.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, they're evil.

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Oh, yeah, I got one down at the Blue River.

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Oh, really? You saw one there?

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No, no, no, no, I landed in a, yeah, it was like a moth bit of water moccasins.

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Oh, man. Oh.

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You remember that rip swing down Blue River?

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I think everybody remembers that one.

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No, I come off that rip swing one day.

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Uh-huh.

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And our old friend Andy broadcast and a few others.

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Oh, Andy, Andy?

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Yeah, I landed, and I went down, I come off the rip swing, down in the water.

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And I just kept swarming around me.

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I knew exactly what it was. They said I looked like Jesus, but I was running.

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Dude, it was like a swarm of water moccasins.

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After I got the shitty...

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And I went right into them, and they come up and out.

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The good thing about that is, unless you run right into them, they can't bite you in water.

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They have to be able to... they have to be right up on you to bite you.

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Dude, they were all around me.

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Whoa.

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It was like a swarm.

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Because I saw swarms of them.

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I landed in like a big old ball of them.

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Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. It was like where the nest...

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I did not get to...

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Where they had the nest. You were very fortunate.

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I'm going to get a beer.

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Yes, you are. Yeah, because that's crazy.

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But as I say, growing up for a year in Arkansas, I found this out because we had this old Native American that lived really close to us, Mr. Gough.

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He was really cool.

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And he used to say sayings that were true about nature.

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And one of the things that he said was, he said, if the hawks fly low, it's going to rain.

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Then I started noticing to this day, if the hawks are circling around low, it's going to rain within the next day.

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I mean, it doesn't mean it's going to like be torrential or nothing, but it means it's going to rain because the hawk knows it's going to rain.

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It's out looking for food, preparing for the rain where he's not going to be able to get food because everything's going to be hunkered down.

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And the other thing he said was, he said, make a lot of noise.

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He said a lot of things, but you know, because we would routinely wake up and there would be a water moccasin or a copperhead sunning itself on our back patio.

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Because they love the sun and they love concrete and they would lay out in it, literally just lay there because they liked heat.

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They're cold blooded.

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And, you know, of course, being a kid, I'm like, you know, then my dad would have to go get the shovel or the hoe and go out there and cut its head off.

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But anyhow, he said, walk real slow and make a lot of noise.

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And if you're fishing, make sure and put around the fishing pole to make sure that it's thinking it's a mower or something.

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Here's the whip and it thinks it's the vibration from it.

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It thinks it's a mower and it gets the hell out of there.

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And he said all of this except one exception, the cotton mouth water moccasin.

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He didn't say this, but this might my word on it.

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It was a particularly evil piece of crap.

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These things would wait for you to sit down and fish and they would surround you and they would watch.

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They look like they do.

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They do.

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I can attest to that.

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Oh, they're crazy and they're very aggressive.

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They will come up.

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Yes, they are.

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Yeah, they will start coming up to you.

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They'll inch in on you to try to get you.

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They'll try to sneak around.

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They'll act like they're leaving.

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They'll try to sneak around and double back on you.

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They're very intelligent and they're evil.

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And they used to just scare the hell out of me.

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I had nightmares about them things because, number one, the reason they call them cotton mouth because it looks like they're got saliva.

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Got saliva coming out of their mouth.

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And that's just the color of their mouth.

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Yeah, and they're a really, really dark brownish, blackish snake with these little snake eyes and this really venomous looking triangular head.

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I mean, if you were to pick what the devil would look like, incarnation like right in front of you, I would pick probably something that looked like a cotton mouth water moccasin.

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Well, that right there is one that's sign that venomous is the triangular head.

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Yes, yeah.

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And the cat eyes aren't even always true.

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There are snakes that have cat eyes.

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No, they're not.

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And also, I'm sorry, go ahead.

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What were you saying?

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No, I was just very, no, you're right.

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Yeah, the cat eyes aren't always true.

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Because a coral snake is one of the most deadliest snakes in North America and it has round eyes and it looks beautiful.

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Right.

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And I would hate to be a king snake because a king snake looks like a coral snake only with the colors, the ring colors in reverse, the rings of colors.

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And everybody thinks they're a coral snake and they kill them.

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And actually, they're great for the environment.

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They kill pests and others.

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Yeah, they're one of the best snakes you can have around.

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Yeah, I think it's a king snake, isn't it?

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Or is it something else?

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I forgot.

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Anyhow, it's the colors in reverse of a coral snake, same size, same head and everything.

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And only someone that really knows a snake.

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I mean, who the hell is going to sit there and count the colors when you see that fucking thing?

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You're going to be like, oh shit, hey, hey, hey.

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To be honest, Mark.

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What?

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I told you about Mike's snakes.

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There's a reason I didn't go over there.

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Mm-hmm.

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I don't like snakes.

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But, yeah, some are good.

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Some are good.

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Mm-hmm.

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I know what I get, you know, and I've heard some good snakes.

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Well, me and my brother were perfect angels when we went over there ever since.

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We only went over there a few times, but after that, we did not bother any snakes.

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And we're referring, if you haven't heard it, and if you haven't heard that podcast,

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you're a horrible person for not listening to that podcast, number one.

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Number two, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Number three, you should write us an apology letter and Toefer too.

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Yeah, Toefer too.

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But as a friend of me and my brother's and Rob's, his dad collected poisonous snakes,

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and we walked in first time wherever in his house,

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and there's this giant timber rattler in this giant aquarium.

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I was right there because I wouldn't go.

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Now I know why.

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So anyhow, me and my brother were fucking with it, you know, tapping off, and all this stuff.

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And Mike told us, he said, you know, they're really intelligent and they have a really great memory.

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And we're like, oh, it's in the aquarium.

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It's not going to get us.

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Well, if it ever gets out, it's going to remember you screwed with it,

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and it's going to come after you, not me.

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It's mad at you.

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I'm nice to it.

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And sure as hell, a few weeks later, we go over there to get his weed.

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He had stashed underneath his bed or something.

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He's afraid his mom was going to find it doing laundry or something.

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I got to go get my weed.

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OK.

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We walk in there.

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The snake got out.

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Oh, we were scared shitless.

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Luckily, he found the fucker.

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And after kind of swooping it near us a couple of times because he knew something we didn't know,

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he knew that the snake could not strike on that pole there because it had no way to get any force behind it to lunge at us.

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So he's swinging around a little bit, screwing with us, and we're like, oh, oh, oh.

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So anyhow, oh, you know what?

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I'm going to write a life hack.

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Say hi.

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OK.

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Where was I?

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OK.

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Oh, we were talking about the forest and how cell phone service.

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OK.

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So number three on this list, supermarket savvy.

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Save time and money when grocery shopping with this helpful life hack.

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Just remember that the cheaper items usually are on the top or the bottom shelves away from the prime advertising spot at eye level.

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That is reserved for higher price brands.

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That makes sense.

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Yeah, they paid for that.

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It's called shelf space.

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And it's extremely important for products to have this shelf space.

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Otherwise, they're not selling shit, at least not at a grocery store or something like that or a Walmart or or or, you know, a price chopper up here or whatever you have down there, a Kroger, whatever.

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So, yeah.

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So look up and down if you want to buy the cheaper ones.

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If you want to buy the highest priced one, I guess look right in the middle eye level.

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So, yep.

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And I noticed that with cereal brands to cereal brands.

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A lot of the children's cereal are lower.

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So the children see them and they start yelling, hey, give me the frosty loops right now.

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Mommy, shut up.

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I want my frosty loops.

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Yeah.

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You know, that stuff.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's been a long time thing in grocery stores.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, a lot of people probably don't know that.

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But, you know, it's true.

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Next one on the list.

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It's just titled fog no more.

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Bathroom mirror foggy?

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Can't see yourself.

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Just grab a blow dryer to instantly defog your mirror.

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You can finish your morning or evening routine.

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So I never knew that that you could just grab a a little bit of a hairdryer and defog your mirrors.

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I had no idea.

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I guess it was just like a defroster, I guess.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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So.

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OK.

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Next one.

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They recommend on these 20, 23 life hacks is have a pre bed shower.

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If you find it hard to relax and sleep at night, this life hack will have you snoring in no time.

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You know, just you want you want to sleep better.

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A warm shower just before bedtime for a great night's sleep.

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The warm water dilates blood vessels, relaxes muscles and removes toxins from your skin so you can easily have sweet dreams.

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It does help.

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That's I think that's part of a good night's sleep.

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I think another one is is this right here.

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Turn your cell phone completely off.

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Some people can't do that because they're afraid something's going to happen while they're sleeping and that they need to know or something like that.

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Put it way away from you.

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That way you're not tempted to grab it and turn it on at the nightstand.

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Put it, you know, to where you have to walk to where literally you can't get it unless you got to get up and grab it.

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You know, take a piss or something.

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So that's one of the things.

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Same thing with the alarm clock.

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Yeah.

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A lot of white noise or just noise or running water or something like that helps too.

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But anyhow, yeah, so yeah, they're right on that.

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I mean, I think a good good warm shower, a hot shower does work or helps.

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No, I agree.

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It would help to relax you right before you lay down.

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Yeah.

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The next one, the next one of the twenty twenty three life hacks is write down the good stuff.

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And I'm a big proponent of this because I do it whenever I think about it.

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The problem is I don't think about it nearly enough is when you want to stay focused and motivated,

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spend some time at the end of each day writing down good things that happened to you during the day and how the events made you feel.

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The end of the day in a positive note is good for your heart and soul.

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And I think that that is a really good one because it does work.

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And it's also good for a memory.

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It's good for self-esteem, motivation, so many things.

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You're what would you call it?

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Your psyche.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And this next one, I totally agree with you.

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Yeah, I think we're agreement on all of these so far, aren't we?

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Yeah.

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OK.

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Yeah, we are.

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I think these are pretty good.

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All right.

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The next one, and I'm a big, big, big proponent of this too, eat lunch outside.

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Take every opportunity you get to eat outside to reap the benefits of nature therapy.

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There's something about hearing the birds chirp in our koi pond.

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You can hear the frogs jump in and making their squeals and stuff.

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Dogs barking in the background as long as they're not too close and too crazy.

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Just all this nature, there's something about it that just takes stress away from you.

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I 100% agree.

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Yeah, this nature therapy enjoy reduced stress, a boost in performance,

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and even increase in job satisfaction by dining at a local park, restaurant, or a picnic table on your patio.

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Now, I used to do this when I worked at that metal place in Grandview.

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I told you about where I knew Ron from Liquor Locker because they used to go get a little beverage during lunch down there.

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Yeah, my biological dad.

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Yes.

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OK.

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What I would do is I wouldn't go get a beer or nothing like that like the other ones would,

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or a lot of other ones, not everybody, but I would go drive down to Longview Lake

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and just look at the lake and look at nature.

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If I had enough time, I'd stop in one of those little parking areas and just open up the door and just look out and just enjoy nature.

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I decluttered myself doing that and it really worked, so I would agree with that too.

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Yeah, no, I work in a big school shop, a bunch of loud noises going on.

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Break time, I go outside. I step outside, get away.

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Don't you feel better?

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Oh yeah, it really does. It really does.

418
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Yeah, there's something about it.

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It's like when we worked at Justin James.

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Oh yeah.

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Every time we had a chance, we'd step out the back door.

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Oh yeah.

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It's a pressure.

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And also to gauge how many people were coming in too, so we knew what kind of night we were in for.

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Yeah, oh my god.

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If that back parking lot started filling up, we knew we were screwed.

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We're like, eh, we're not getting out of here until midnight.

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Yeah, there goes our party space.

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Yep, we're gonna get someone down there to rent the room early.

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By the time we get there, they're all gonna be full.

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Anyhow, yeah, I agree with that 100%.

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Yeah, I do too.

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Yep, let's see, next one.

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This is the 2023 life hacks.

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Enhance your sleep regimen.

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Any life hack that involves getting better sleep is worth trying.

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Set a specific time each evening to get into the sleep mode.

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Dim the lights, turn down the volume on electronic devices, and sit in a comfortable room, and add a temperature to entice sleep.

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To me, that's cool.

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I like a sleeping room to be really cool.

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I don't like it to be warm at all.

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I mean, I would like it maybe to be about 65.

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Okay, see, I'm a little, I'm a smaller guy.

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I like a little warmer.

445
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Hey, you call me fat.

446
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No, I'm joking, I'm joking.

447
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No, dude, I'm just saying I'm 5'740.

448
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No, I know, I know what you're saying.

449
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I'm busting your nuts, dude.

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I would agree with that.

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I have a very small temperature range.

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I'm either hot or cold.

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Those are like two degrees right there.

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I've been in perfect body weight before, and I still prefer to be 65.

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I guess it's just in your own chemistry, I guess.

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But anyhow, I agree with that.

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Then turn off the electronics I alluded to.

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Turn off your cell phone and stuff like that.

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Let's see, so next one.

460
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Now, I didn't read all of this, so.

461
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I'm not sure what this is.

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Exercise the 60-10 rule.

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Okay, when working on completing a daunting task,

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this life hack can help you be more productive.

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Set a timer for one hour and work diligently on the task at hand.

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When the timer sounds, allow yourself a 10-minute break for an energizing activity.

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Consider going for a walk, calling a friend,

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making a cup of coffee or anything that only takes a few minutes.

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Okay, so like earlier when I was cleaning out the pool,

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instead of just going at it for four hours,

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every hour I should have just stopped and maybe made a call,

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or I don't know, or some coffee.

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Some coffee would have helped me.

474
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Okay, the 60-10 rule.

475
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So one hour of work, 10 minutes of non-work.

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Okay.

477
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All right, I guess I could agree with that.

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To me, that's not so much important,

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because sometimes I like to get the stuff done,

480
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and I don't want to take 10 minutes in between, you know.

481
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Okay, well, I'll tell you what.

482
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:24,000
You come talk to my boss about that.

483
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000
I know the answer already, so yeah.

484
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Yeah, I do too.

485
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Yeah.

486
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,000
It'd be a way for me to be able to see if we want.

487
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
Oh, yeah. Hell yeah.

488
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Well, we are going to get together.

489
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
We've got to have a douchebag and a microphone.

490
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Yeah, we are.

491
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Come on, we've got to see this.

492
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000
I don't know if I can make it down there.

493
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Oh, man.

494
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Hey, I do have another opportunity.

495
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000
It would be a big opportunity.

496
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000
Okay.

497
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
To talk to you off the air.

498
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
I was getting ready to say, we'll talk about this off air,

499
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
because we will get together, but I'm sure nobody wants to hear

500
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,000
about how we're going to get together or whatever the plans are.

501
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
So anyhow, the next one.

502
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,000
They're just going to be excited that we finally did it.

503
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000
Okay.

504
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,000
If they're not, we will be.

505
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
Either that or we'll just make the shit up.

506
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,000
How will they know?

507
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000
No, no, I didn't want to get together, man.

508
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Rob drove all the way up just for the special podcast.

509
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
No, not really.

510
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
If I get the chance, I will.

511
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Okay.

512
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Next one, improve focus.

513
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Try low-level background music or nature sounds that can hide

514
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,000
distractions that can disrupt your work.

515
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Like two douchebags in a microphone, we are great at background noise.

516
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,000
People all the time, we've heard from monks.

517
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Monks have written us and said it's the best background noise to do nothing to.

518
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Okay, maybe not.

519
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Anyhow, apparently that's all we have.

520
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:16,000
I got to admit, my buddy that did listen to Warren's kind of liked it.

521
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:24,000
I actually got a critique from a family member really earlier.

522
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Val said that he said he listened to it and he thought it was funny.

523
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
So we're two for two today.

524
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
How's that?

525
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Hey, there we go.

526
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Our numbers are still at Bruno if you listen to this podcast.

527
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000
Thank you.

528
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
We appreciate it.

529
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Listen to more and I want your critique and pats on the back.

530
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Thank you for listening.

531
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
I hope you listen to it.

532
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
I hope you enjoy it.

533
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,000
I hope it does what we want it to do and that just give everybody a little

534
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:56,000
chuckle and a little tongue-in-cheek stupid humor.

535
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,000
Like I said, there's so many things that podcasts could be.

536
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,000
Some of them tell like paranormal.

537
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Some of them tell like there's this one that a friend of mine at work turned

538
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000
me on to.

539
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
What the hell is the name of it?

540
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Shit.

541
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,000
But anyhow, they're like structural engineers and they're talking about what

542
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:21,000
caused these great disasters and they went in depth, but they make fun of it.

543
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
And it's really good.

544
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:27,000
And I'm going to, I got to look at my history and when I do, I will tell

545
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000
everybody the name of it because it is really good.

546
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:35,000
I think it's called like, well, there's your problem or the, well, there's the

547
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000
problem.

548
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
I think it's called, well, there's a problem.

549
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:42,000
And the one guy that's like got all these degrees behind him, he's always

550
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:46,000
acting like, I don't know, like this, I don't know, kind of a redneck guy,

551
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,000
always kind of talking like it, but you know, he doesn't do that in real life.

552
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:54,000
And hey, I was just taken back by the like, oh my God, you know, people that

553
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,000
don't know the story behind it would think that the guy is just some guy they

554
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000
pulled off the street.

555
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:04,000
But anyhow, it's pretty cool and it's got my thumb of approval.

556
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:09,000
But anyhow, all these podcasts have like a direction that they do, right?

557
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
They're like, well, we do this or we do that.

558
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Us, we tell stupid stories.

559
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
I tell a lot of my past stories.

560
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
You tell a lot of your past stories.

561
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:23,000
All we're trying to do is entertain you like that 80s, 70s, 80s, 80s, 80s,

562
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,000
morning shows used to do when they used to get away with being a little bit

563
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,000
more risque, when they could tell a dick joke, when they could screw with

564
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
each other, you know?

565
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000
So I'm going to be honest with you.

566
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Morris is kind of threw me in on this.

567
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:44,000
And yet we are honestly two and a half hours away from each other.

568
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,000
I'm coming up with my own stuff.

569
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,000
I have no idea what he's going to talk about.

570
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000
He has no idea what I'm talking about.

571
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Well, you see, it's kind of rough to do it.

572
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,000
When me and Topher is doing it, we're always together, you know,

573
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000
looking at each other.

574
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Exactly.

575
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
And that's what I'm saying.

576
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,000
And I think I hope I'm doing a pretty good job.

577
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000
You are.

578
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000
You're getting better.

579
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Like I said, I had a year start.

580
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
I had a year head start on you.

581
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000
And I hear you like earlier, you're talking like you were.

582
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
No, no, no.

583
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000
You're doing fine.

584
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Just keep doing what you're doing, man.

585
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
It all comes to you after a while.

586
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
I'm doing it.

587
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
I'm loving it.

588
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
I'm enjoying it.

589
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Good, good.

590
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:31,000
And like I said, you're always going to be a part of the show somehow.

591
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000
If or when Topher comes back, we hope so.

592
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000
I think he will.

593
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
He's not like saying, no, he's not going to.

594
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
He's just got some stuff he's working through.

595
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000
That's all.

596
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:45,000
And we love him and we wish him the best and we miss him on every podcast.

597
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
And the place is his.

598
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Yeah, yeah.

599
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Of course he earned his seat at the table and it's still his.

600
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
His chair is still his.

601
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:58,000
But it doesn't mean that me and Rob can't do our own and throw him in there.

602
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:03,000
And it doesn't mean like every time Topher and I do a podcast that Rob isn't going to call in because he will.

603
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Because Rob is a part of the show and I'm seeing him grow right before us.

604
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Just like you listen to a lot of the younger podcasts, right?

605
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
The earlier ones?

606
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Yes, yes.

607
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Would you say?

608
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
I listen to every one.

609
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Excellent.

610
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000
Thank you.

611
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Would you say that like the first, the difference between the first and the fortieth podcast is pretty big on how we talk?

612
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Oh my God.

613
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Yes.

614
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000
Yeah.

615
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
I mean, you got to learn your way.

616
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000
You got to learn your way.

617
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
You do.

618
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:44,000
And like I said, with us being two and a half hours apart and you and Topher being face to face and me and you not,

619
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:50,000
that gives me a disadvantage because I don't know what I can break in on.

620
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Well, and I still say that.

621
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
We're learning our way.

622
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
We're learning our way.

623
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Yeah, you're doing great.

624
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
I still say this, you're doing fine.

625
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
You know, I ever thought it too at first.

626
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
I'd listen to something and go, oh my God.

627
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Man, I sounded horrible.

628
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:11,000
But then I started realizing that not everybody thinks of the way you talk like how you think you talk.

629
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
It's kind of hard.

630
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,000
I don't even know if I really described that right or not.

631
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:23,000
No, I know exactly what you're talking about because I did DJ for a while.

632
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:29,000
But yeah, my ex-wife did a lot of the talking.

633
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
I did a lot of the work, you know.

634
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Okay.

635
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
But there was a night she wasn't there.

636
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
I had to take over.

637
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
I had to, you know, I had to do the whole gig.

638
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Well, Rob, you were growing right before our eyes.

639
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:51,000
You're hitting puberty and you're getting voluptuous breasts and we love it.

640
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
You need to do a few more ass-ups.

641
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,000
That's still a little flat, Rob.

642
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Yeah, I'm getting there.

643
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Okay, all right, you're getting there.

644
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:07,000
But anyhow, all male body parts, all male body part pictures, go to Rob Radd's inbox.

645
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
He's on my friends list.

646
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Look him up.

647
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,000
All male body parts, he's still waiting to remember.

648
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
He likes ass-up with a face.

649
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:20,000
So stick your ass up in the air, spread the cheeks apart, turn around and smile for the camera

650
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000
because he likes them both.

651
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,000
He wants to know who's bunghole he's looking at.

652
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Is that too much to ask for your favorite?

653
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
My stomach's very close here.

654
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
My stomach's very close here.

655
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Guys, I don't want to do this.

656
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
I don't want to do this.

657
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
He's sweating it.

658
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000
I know he is.

659
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
I am sweating it.

660
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Guys, come on, come on.

661
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Throw some pictures out there.

662
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Come on.

663
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
I don't care if it's just a nutsack.

664
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Just send them to him, okay?

665
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Come on, give me off the hook.

666
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Is that too much to ask for your favorite podcast?

667
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Please prove you listen to us.

668
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Or at least a podcast that you tolerate.

669
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Come on.

670
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Yeah, come on.

671
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
It's not that big a deal.

672
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Two Shirley Tipples and a bottle of scotch will be right back.

673
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,000
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674
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000
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677
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678
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679
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680
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681
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682
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683
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000
If you enjoy two douchebags and a microphone,

684
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,000
you'll definitely enjoy a shovel to the head.

685
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,000
All right, freaks, two douchebags and a microphone on mark.

686
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Hey, I'm on it.

687
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
All righty.

688
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,000
You guys are going to be the first to hear the sound

689
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
of the running water sound.

690
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000
All righty.

691
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,000
You hear about the vegetarian group that wants

692
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000
the Makin' Bakins name changed?

693
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:07,000
What? No, I am not.

694
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Makin' Georgia, they have a baseball team.

695
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000
In some league, I think it says it in this article,

696
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,000
but anyhow, it is a baseball team

697
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,000
and they're called the Makin' Bakins.

698
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Well, there's this vegetarian group

699
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000
that wants them to change their names.

700
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,000
I like the name.

701
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
I do too.

702
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
I think it's awesome.

703
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Well, if I remember what this is correctly,

704
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
it even gets better.

705
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000
So here we go.

706
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Makin' Bakin entered the Coastal Plains League in 2018

707
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,000
and their name was chosen by fans through a vote.

708
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:47,000
Kevin Bakin had even wore the team's hat in public.

709
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000
However...

710
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
That's what I had to do, bro.

711
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Oh, you've seen that hat?

712
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,000
I've never seen it. I've seen that hat.

713
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Well, it's a baseball team, the Makin' Bakins.

714
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,000
I thought it was something he came up with.

715
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Guess not.

716
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Okay.

717
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,000
However, it's not just a name.

718
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
As the stadium's menu,

719
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000
we include items like bacon steaks and bacon fries.

720
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Oh.

721
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaking of that, when I was in Dallas,

722
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,000
maybe three or four, probably four years ago,

723
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,000
with Brian, a guy that I used to work with

724
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,000
at that old shop there,

725
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:34,000
anyhow, we went to this...

726
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000
I mean, why dog on him?

727
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
I mean, there's no reason to.

728
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Because they suck and they know it.

729
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
They're doing bigger, better things.

730
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000
Absolutely.

731
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000
I'm doing very well at what I'm doing

732
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
and I'm doing what I love,

733
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
podcasting and other things,

734
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
and my life is fantastic.

735
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,000
But anyhow, there's this place down there

736
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000
and it was a chain.

737
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000
He was from San Diego,

738
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
and the chain started in San Diego.

739
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,000
It was called Slater's 5050.

740
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
And what it was was burgers that were made out of

741
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,000
half ground-up bacon and half ground chuck.

742
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
And they were fantastic.

743
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
And a full board of booths.

744
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Oh, my God.

745
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Oh, my gosh.

746
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,000
We both had us a double Slater

747
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
and some of these home-cut fries

748
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,000
that were just piping hot and seasoned.

749
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000
Oh, my God.

750
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
And some craft brews.

751
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
It was great.

752
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:35,000
And anyhow, that Slater's 5050,

753
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000
I guess, is no longer there in Dallas,

754
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000
because I looked it up,

755
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
because I was considering going to a concert there

756
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000
this year.

757
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
And I looked it up to see if it was still there,

758
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
and then I decided to go to Memphis instead,

759
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
because I could get good chicken there.

760
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000
So anyhow, because Slater's 5050 moved,

761
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
I'm not going to Dallas this year for a concert.

762
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000
So anyhow, and it was...

763
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
What was the name?

764
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000
It was in one of the suburbs of Dallas.

765
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
It was a Mesquite.

766
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Might have been in Plano.

767
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000
I don't know.

768
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Anyhow.

769
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Okay, so however it's not just a name.

770
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
They have bacon steaks, bacon fries.

771
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,000
This caught the attention of the Physicians Committee

772
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
based in Washington,

773
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,000
which promotes plant-based diets

774
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,000
and advocates against scientific research

775
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,000
that involves animal testing,

776
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,000
which I'm all about.

777
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
I mean, look, if they don't have to test on animals,

778
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000
I don't think they should.

779
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
I think it's cruel and unusual.

780
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,000
And who are we to say that, oh, they're just animals?

781
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,000
Now look, I'm all for bacon,

782
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000
and I'm a meat eater,

783
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000
and I'm not going to change anytime soon.

784
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
So I'm all for that, you know.

785
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
I mean, I don't like the thought of butchering something

786
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,000
and eating it, but that's just the way I'm geared.

787
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:53,000
And quite frankly, anything that is fake meat,

788
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
I don't find tasty.

789
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,000
I don't think it's anywhere near the real thing.

790
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,000
And, you know, so...

791
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,000
But as far as testing on animals,

792
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000
there's a lot of it I don't think they have to do

793
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,000
that I don't like, so I'm kind of...

794
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000
I don't know, I'm kind of a little bit of this and that on that,

795
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
but as far as these guys changing the names,

796
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000
I think that's stupid.

797
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Anyhow, the group's letter to the team dated June 1st

798
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,000
proposed changing the team's name to the...

799
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Makin' Fakin' Bacon.

800
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Ha ha ha ha!

801
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Uh-huh, yeah.

802
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,000
This is what these rubes came up with.

803
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,000
So, which would be an old...

804
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,000
a meat-alternative product than Makin' Fakin' Bacon,

805
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,000
because I guess there's a product called Fakin' Bacon.

806
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Ha ha ha ha!

807
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Anyhow, that would be my cue to never buy

808
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
the son of a bitch, right?

809
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
You think I'm going to go, what?

810
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
I ain't buying that one!

811
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000
I'm telling you, you cannot make this up.

812
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
No.

813
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Look at it.

814
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Truth is always stranger than fiction.

815
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,000
And life always gives you a bigger laugh than anything else.

816
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,000
So, you know, in response to their quest,

817
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,000
team president Brandon Raffael said...

818
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000
stated that the Makin' Bacon name and brand

819
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,000
had been embraced by fans due to its

820
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
playful and light-hearted nature.

821
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,000
It's also noted that the stadium's concessions

822
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:33,000
already have plant-based options.

823
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Yeah.

824
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,000
So...

825
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000
um...

826
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,000
I mean, I don't think they should change the name,

827
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,000
and I think you're on board with that too, aren't you?

828
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Yeah, yeah, I am.

829
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:55,000
I'm just trying to figure out how I'm going to follow this story up.

830
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
Uh, you know what?

831
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000
You got something picked out?

832
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
I got one.

833
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Well, I'm coming up with one. Let me find it.

834
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Okay. Until then, I will make some noise to entertain you.

835
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
That one is just trying to...

836
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
I lost concentration.

837
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
I'm sorry.

838
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Oh, and tonight, I've got a final thought with you.

839
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
I've got one too, okay?

840
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Okay.

841
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Oh, and also, I have a dear Douchebags letter that was sent in.

842
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Oh, I do!

843
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
Yes, I do, but you do.

844
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
I do have a rough rant too.

845
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Okay.

846
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000
I'm going to keep it short and sweet.

847
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Okay, that's cool.

848
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
You can go into your story whenever you've...

849
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Did you find it yet?

850
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
No, go ahead.

851
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
I'm going to do the Dear Douchebags...

852
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,000
I had to switch stories.

853
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
So, go ahead.

854
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Okay, you want to go into the Dear Douchebags? Is that it?

855
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Yeah, I do.

856
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct washrags.

857
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,000
Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in...

858
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Three, two, one.

859
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000
Hey, look. I think we found land.

860
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000
Oh my God, I think we're safe.

861
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Oh, no.

862
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
It's the island of horrible jokes.

863
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Oh my God!

864
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:29,000
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

865
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Supplies!

866
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Ha ha ha!

867
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Another Dear Douchebags letter.

868
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Someone was dumb enough to write in, Rob.

869
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
Right on.

870
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Yeah, how about that?

871
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
First time since I've been here.

872
00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Yeah, this is the first time with this lineup of a Dear Douchebags letter.

873
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Well, someone was dumb enough to write in again, so I guess they're going to be...

874
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Hopefully they're not dumb enough to take our advice because like me and Topher always stated, and I think you agree,

875
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:16,000
whatever we say to do, don't just do the opposite, do the polar opposite.

876
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,000
We're talking the exact opposite of what we say.

877
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:26,000
If you want a good life and a happy life and not harm yourself, don't do what we say or anything close to what we say.

878
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:31,000
But that being said, someone dumb enough to write in, well, you're going to get the answers you get.

879
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000
We just hope they stay away from...

880
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000
They're not going to die.

881
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Yes.

882
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,000
All right.

883
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Here it is.

884
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Dear Douchebags.

885
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:45,000
I have a friend that serves instant coffee and he expects me to drink it.

886
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Instant coffee, dude.

887
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,000
Ugh.

888
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Have you had...

889
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
That's my daughter.

890
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
That's my daughter.

891
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000
She likes instant coffee?

892
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000
Yeah, she's weird.

893
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Oh my God, how old is she?

894
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000
32.

895
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:05,000
That's the stuff that like the Baby Boomers still drink.

896
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,000
The Sanka or whatever it is, or Taster's Choice or whatever.

897
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000
I've taken...

898
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
I've taken handle of it.

899
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Oh my God.

900
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000
Oh.

901
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Anyhow, on this letter it says, I've dealt with a lot of stupidity in my life, but this

902
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000
is way up there.

903
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,000
I...

904
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000
I...

905
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000
I...

906
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
I...

907
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,000
I agree.

908
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Yeah.

909
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,000
At this point...

910
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
What next?

911
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
This dummy will offer me kale?

912
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Oh God.

913
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000
Oh.

914
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:40,000
I love the fact that they're doing kale because they know how we feel about kale.

915
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,000
Help me, douchebags, please.

916
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
What do I do?

917
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,000
Signed, No Sanka in Tampa.

918
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Another cool little name moniker, right?

919
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
It doesn't quite rhyme, but it's good enough.

920
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
It gets the boy across.

921
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Yeah, yeah.

922
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000
Well, I understand.

923
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000
He's hurt.

924
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000
I understand, yeah.

925
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000
I would be hurt too.

926
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000
You know, you go over there and...

927
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Yeah.

928
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,000
They can't even brew a cup for you.

929
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
They give you this shit with like warm water.

930
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Can I be the first to answer on this one?

931
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,000
Yeah.

932
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Give it a go.

933
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Well, here's what we wrote in.

934
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Well, in our humble opinion, anyone that offers you instant is not a friend.

935
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
That's pretty much what you just said, right?

936
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000
There you go.

937
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Yep, yep, yep.

938
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Well, here's things that we say you can do about it.

939
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
So, take it for what it is.

940
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:38,000
This is a couple of douchebags saying this, so remember that.

941
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:44,000
You can bring a sack of garbage, throw said garbage all over and kick it around on the floor.

942
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Take the idiot's head, make sure they see all the garbage.

943
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,000
Explain to them that the fake coffee is the same thing.

944
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:56,000
So until they eat the garbage, you will never drink that liquid garbage.

945
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Amen.

946
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Amen.

947
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Okay, you know what?

948
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000
Maybe that's not such bad advice.

949
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Maybe we gave out some good one finally.

950
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
I think you did.

951
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000
I think you did.

952
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Number two, grab a bottle of rum as a creamer.

953
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:21,000
Put it in your instant, let's see, what the hell did we scribble down here?

954
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Okay, put in 120.

955
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Have we done that before?

956
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Put in one twentieth of instant coffee.

957
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Put it in a separate part.

958
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:35,000
And then put the other part, the other 19% in another cup.

959
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Then fill the other cup with rum.

960
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:41,000
So you have one twentieth of coffee in one cup.

961
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
And then you have the other coffee full of rum.

962
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:49,000
Okay, so it mixes like one twentieth, you know, to the other 19%.

963
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:53,000
So it's basically just a little smidge of instant coffee and rum.

964
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Then you fill the other cup with rum, drink the rum, and throw the instant coffee in your friend's face.

965
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:03,000
I agree with that one too.

966
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000
I love it.

967
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:11,000
Number three, block the douche's number and never call them again.

968
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Or number four, number four and the best one is, it's almost the Fourth of July.

969
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:24,000
Buy all the half sticks you can find, then blow them up all the canisters of fake coffee.

970
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
You're welcome, America.

971
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Yay!

972
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Dear Douchebag, save the world again.

973
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,000
One horrible piece of advice at a time.

974
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,000
So, alright.

975
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:44,000
So, did you find your story yet, Rob?

976
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:49,000
Oh, well, yeah, I came up with another one.

977
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000
I gotta pull my screen back up here.

978
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Alrighty.

979
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Okay, you remember Carrie Anne from Polar Dice?

980
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Yeah, oh yeah. Yep. Classic movie.

981
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Yes, classic movie.

982
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Her name is Heather O'Walters. Her actual name.

983
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000
Okay.

984
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Okay, I ran across this like fun fact type thing.

985
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:34,000
And it says there's a poster for the 1988 Super Bowl in a kid's room in Polar Dice.

986
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:40,000
Which is weird because the movie came out in 1982.

987
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Which is true.

988
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Uh huh, yeah, that sounds about right.

989
00:50:43,000 --> 00:51:00,000
Even stranger and eerie and tragic coincidence on the day that that Super Bowl actress, Heather O'Walter, Carrie Anne, suddenly fell ill and died just hours later.

990
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,000
I knew she died at a young age, but I didn't know under the circumstances.

991
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:15,000
Now, I looked this up and I'm looking, okay, and what this picture is showing, on one side it's showing the picture where it shows the poster.

992
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Uh huh.

993
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
Okay, you remember her brother Robbie?

994
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Mm hmm.

995
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,000
In the movie.

996
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Yeah.

997
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:25,000
It's hanging right above his bed.

998
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Wow.

999
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:37,000
But it does say 1988, but it doesn't look like a Super Bowl poster, but it is a football, football poster.

1000
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:41,000
Well, I don't think it really matters if it's a Super Bowl or a football poster.

1001
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:47,000
But then it shows a picture of Carrie Anne on the other side of it.

1002
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Well, I looked it up.

1003
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Okay.

1004
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Okay.

1005
00:51:55,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Heather O'Walter died February 1st, 1988.

1006
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Wow.

1007
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:08,000
February would have been close to the Super Bowl, no matter what, you know, how many games they played.

1008
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,000
It's always been played in February.

1009
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Heather, research who I am, I got you back on this.

1010
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,000
Okay.

1011
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:21,000
The Super Bowl was played January 31st, 1988.

1012
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,000
One day off.

1013
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:27,000
She, red skinned, defeated the Broncos.

1014
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Wow.

1015
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:33,000
That was Doug Williams.

1016
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Black quarterback.

1017
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Yeah.

1018
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Yeah.

1019
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Yep.

1020
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,000
Wow.

1021
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,000
Yeah.

1022
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Yeah.

1023
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:47,000
The Super Bowl was January 31st, 1988, and she died February 1st the next day.

1024
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:54,000
And like I said, I'm looking at this picture from the movie.

1025
00:52:54,000 --> 00:53:00,000
And that poster is 1988, and it's a football poster.

1026
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,000
Wow.

1027
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,000
I mean, you can look at it.

1028
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:10,000
I can't read all the wording on it, but it don't look like the Super Bowl.

1029
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,000
But yeah, I mean, how about that?

1030
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:18,000
I still think that that's interesting enough even without the Super Bowl slant to it.

1031
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,000
You're right.

1032
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Right.

1033
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Yeah, that's kind of weird.

1034
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:28,000
You got another story in there or?

1035
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Story, I don't know.

1036
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,000
All right.

1037
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000
The floor is yours, Rob.

1038
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:37,000
I need to get my phone to work with me here.

1039
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,000
All right.

1040
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Coming up, insults to shut people down.

1041
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:54,000
The drop money in Russia or two was so realistic that lots of it wound up in circulation in

1042
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
Las Vegas casinos.

1043
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
No shit.

1044
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:02,000
Oh, that's cool.

1045
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:09,000
The US had been changed to something else, which I haven't had a chance to look up to

1046
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000
what it said.

1047
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:18,000
But apparently nobody knows, and the FBI ended up getting involved.

1048
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,000
Wow.

1049
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Yeah.

1050
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:24,000
That's pretty cool.

1051
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:29,000
That's something I believe.

1052
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:33,000
I think I can believe that too.

1053
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:38,000
You're making a big hit movie like that.

1054
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:43,000
There's going to be something that fake money would reach out to that.

1055
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Oh, hell yeah.

1056
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,000
Yeah, I believe that completely.

1057
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:52,000
You know that McMorris spoke again.

1058
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,000
No, I did not.

1059
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000
What did he have to say?

1060
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:03,000
All these lawsuits with Motley Crue and him suing back and all that stuff.

1061
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Well, I just got this.

1062
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:13,000
This site is called Metal Injection, but I think Loudwire might have posted it first.

1063
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,000
I'm not for sure.

1064
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:21,000
But whoever posted it first, thank you.

1065
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,000
Let's see.

1066
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,000
All right.

1067
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:28,000
As Motley Crue gears up to release new music, so does former guitarist Mick Mars in an interview

1068
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,000
with Rolling Stone.

1069
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Oh, it's Rolling Stone.

1070
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Okay.

1071
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,000
I love Rolling Stone.

1072
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000
Even to this day, I think it's a great mag.

1073
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Oh, I care, too.

1074
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000
I do, too.

1075
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:41,000
Mars has unveiled his new debut solo album to be titled Another Side of Mars.

1076
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:46,000
He is currently seeking out a record label to drop the album, which was described by

1077
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,000
Rolling Stone.

1078
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Author Andy Green is darker and more aggressive than anything in the Crue catalog.

1079
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,000
Oh, I can't wait to hear this.

1080
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Oh, wow.

1081
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,000
That sounds good.

1082
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,000
I like it so far.

1083
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,000
Breaking news.

1084
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Carmine.

1085
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,000
Breaking news.

1086
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Carmine, a piece on drums.

1087
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000
Yeah, there we go.

1088
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Carmine on drums, Mick Mars, guitar.

1089
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:12,000
Despite plotting the release of his debut solo album, Mars also revealed that he has

1090
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
no intention of touring.

1091
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,000
I'm done touring, he said.

1092
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:19,000
If somebody really, really wants a one-off or a couple of nights, I would probably do

1093
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,000
it.

1094
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,000
But all that travel stuff and planes, I'm way over it.

1095
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,000
Oh, that's too bad.

1096
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
I really wanted to see him solo.

1097
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,000
Damn.

1098
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Yeah, yeah, that would be nice.

1099
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,000
Mars also sadly confronted his own mortality in the same interview, admitting that his

1100
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:41,000
battle with Angulosis spondylitis isn't getting any easier.

1101
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000
I sold my publishing.

1102
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000
The deal was just finalized, he said.

1103
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:49,000
Now I can relax and don't have to worry about anything since, like I said, I'm probably

1104
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,000
just going to live another seven or eight years.

1105
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000
Wow.

1106
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000
I'm old enough, man.

1107
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
I'm not going to live to be 85 or 90.

1108
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000
I just have a feeling.

1109
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000
I don't want to either.

1110
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:03,000
My brain doesn't want this ugly ass body that's all fucked up to keep going.

1111
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:07,000
I wish I could just take the information out of my brain, put it on a chip, and into somebody

1112
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,000
else or a robot.

1113
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,000
That's still a lot of stuff going on up there.

1114
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Wow.

1115
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Well, that's...

1116
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,000
Come on, Mick.

1117
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,000
Come on, Mick.

1118
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,000
Do not go...

1119
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000
Oh, Mick, yeah.

1120
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000
I'm worried about...

1121
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
Well, I don't know, man.

1122
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:26,000
If it's mixed music and AI has to release it, I'd be good with it, I guess.

1123
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,000
I'm old enough, man.

1124
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,000
I'm just not going to...

1125
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000
Let's see.

1126
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:35,000
Despite a lawsuit from Mars against his former bandmates with some spicy allegations over

1127
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:39,000
backing tracks, he said he doesn't regret joining the band or the years he spent with

1128
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,000
them.

1129
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:45,000
His only regret is Motley Crue's 1997 album, Generation Swine.

1130
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000
I think that's all of their regrets.

1131
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,000
None of them liked it.

1132
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
We were different when we came...

1133
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Yeah.

1134
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,000
Yeah, they say it's easy to be inconsistent.

1135
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,000
Yeah.

1136
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,000
I like some of it.

1137
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:59,000
I mean, it wasn't the best thing they ever did by far, but I like some of it.

1138
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,000
We were different when we came...

1139
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000
I was in a big band.

1140
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,000
There were some songs on it that were good, but anyhow, I mean, to me.

1141
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,000
So, I cannot...

1142
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,000
Right.

1143
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:13,000
I can't blame anyone for not liking it because it was such a departure from what they normally

1144
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,000
did.

1145
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000
I get it.

1146
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,000
We were different when we came out of the Sunset Strip note of Mars.

1147
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:23,000
The rough spots were rough spots and hard to deal with, but I got to see the world and

1148
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:27,000
play with a group that was this successful, so I don't regret anything besides Generation

1149
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Swine.

1150
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:33,000
As for the aforementioned lawsuit and being ousted from the band, Mars feels exactly how

1151
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,000
you think he feels.

1152
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,000
Terrible.

1153
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:39,000
When they wanted to get high and fuck everything up, I covered for them.

1154
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Now, they're trying to take my legacy away, my part of Motley Crue, my ownership of the

1155
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000
name, the brand.

1156
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:50,000
How can you fire Mr. Hines from Hines Ketchup?

1157
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,000
He owns it.

1158
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:56,000
Frank Sinatra or Jimi Hendrix legacy goes on forever, and their hairs continue to profit

1159
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,000
from it.

1160
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,000
They're trying to take that away from me.

1161
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
I'm not going to let them.

1162
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000
I love that.

1163
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:05,000
He's going down fighting, and that's excellent.

1164
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,000
Good for McMars.

1165
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,000
He needs to.

1166
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000
Yes, he does.

1167
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000
He needs to.

1168
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,000
Yes, he does.

1169
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000
He's been there from the get-go.

1170
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000
He helped start that band.

1171
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000
He deserves it.

1172
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000
I agree 100%.

1173
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:27,000
He's been the realest one of them all so far.

1174
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,000
Yeah.

1175
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:34,000
I've always enjoyed McMars guitar playing more than anyone else.

1176
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:41,000
Well, Vince Neil, when he could sing really good, and maybe he could again if he quit

1177
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:45,000
some of his, I don't know, whatever's making him not sing good, maybe he just lost his

1178
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000
voice, I don't know.

1179
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:51,000
When Nick could sing, he was the next thing that was fun.

1180
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:58,000
Tommy Lee's bass, or I mean his drums, Nicky's bass was never good until now when he went

1181
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:02,000
to the... got the lessons for five years.

1182
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:11,000
Now he's really good, but McMars just... he just always sounded so clear, so precise,

1183
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000
so good, his own tone.

1184
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:20,000
I mean, I always thought that he was the sound of the band more than anything else.

1185
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Now, Vince's banshee vocals were great.

1186
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:27,000
Tommy Lee's thundering drums were great, but I don't know.

1187
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000
I just always had a special place for McMars.

1188
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:32,000
He was always my favorite, and still is.

1189
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000
So, anyhow.

1190
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,000
No, I totally agree with you on that.

1191
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Yeah.

1192
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
I totally agree with you on that.

1193
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,000
We always had a special spot for him.

1194
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,000
Yep.

1195
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,000
So Mick, we love you.

1196
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:50,000
I hope you live... well, I guess he don't want to live more than eight or nine years.

1197
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrum.

1198
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,000
Let's hear it.

1199
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,000
Two blues lines in a one-stop.

1200
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Yeah.

1201
01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:00,000
And the tour thing, I guess, if he does a one-off somewhere,

1202
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
I will do my damnedest to get there and sing it.

1203
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
And that's pretty much about it.

1204
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000
So, yeah.

1205
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,000
So, Mick, we love you, buddy.

1206
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
Hey, where did everybody go?

1207
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
Where are the douchebags?

1208
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,000
Hmm.

1209
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

1210
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000
Oh, geez.

1211
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Ugh, I'm glad they're gone.

1212
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1213
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:26,000
Man, that smells.