1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Live from the historic River Market District in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,000 from the banks of the beautiful Crystal Blue Walkers of the Missouri River, 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast. 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,000 As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum, 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,000 two douchebags and a microphone. 6 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Not responsible for greasy residue left on your Bluetooth. 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 No! No! 8 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Alright, two douchebags and a microphone. I am Mark. 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,000 And I'm Bob. 10 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Welcome to the program. Alright, thanks for coming back. 11 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Sometimes I wonder why people do. 12 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Now, actually, I listened to our last three podcasts. 13 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,000 I think they're pretty solid. I like them. 14 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Yeah, they're getting there. 15 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Yeah, they're getting there. 16 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,000 You know, we've got to work on our chemistry a little bit more 17 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,000 because me and Topher had the chemistry down perfectly. 18 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,000 And it takes a little bit to get there because our first few podcasts 19 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:06,000 were not a disaster, but not nearly what would you call stellar. 20 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:11,000 And then later on, you know, but you know, I talked to Topher the other day 21 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:17,000 and I think he's going to come back to the podcast, but a little bit later. 22 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,000 He's got some stuff going on and we all wish him well 23 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 and he's still a great friend and everything, 24 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,000 but he's going to sit out for a little while and that's fine. 25 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Me and Rob got it. 26 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,000 And whoever else we can sucker into calling in or whatever, 27 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 find out at the city market and grab them by their Scotty 28 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 and pull them in or whatever. 29 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:44,000 So anyhow, so right now, just your luck. It's me and Rob. 30 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 And I'm sure everyone's thinking that, right? 31 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Yep, yep, I see that. All of a sudden our numbers fell to zero, Rob. 32 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,000 What do we do? 33 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:57,000 So anyhow, one of the first stories I want to lead off with today is 34 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:01,000 good old Aaron Rodgers. He's been a lot of fun, hasn't he? 35 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Oh, yeah. 36 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,000 One thing after another after another, he knows, he knows exactly what shoe 37 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:11,000 to stick in what side of his mouth exactly when. It's been awesome. 38 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:16,000 He's been a podcasters, a fucking media person, anybody. 39 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:21,000 He's been their dream because he's been doing shit that makes people talk. 40 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 And he's been doing it for a while now. 41 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 And well, he's got another one now. 42 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:33,000 So Aaron Rodgers is going to be a guest speaker at a psychedelic mushroom conference. 43 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000 What do you think of that? 44 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Oh, this is going to be good. 45 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Yes, I agree, too. 46 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:43,000 I've got to get this video and I've got to watch it. 47 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:48,000 And I got to find out if we can non-trademark it or if it's non-trademarked, 48 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:54,000 because I would love to play that on this podcast, wouldn't you? 49 00:02:54,000 --> 00:03:01,000 A-Rod said that using psychedelics helped him ease his fear of death. 50 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Yeah, I didn't expect I didn't expect him to go that route. 51 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:11,000 I felt like maybe, you know, yeah, before a game, I get so amped up 52 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,000 and I get the jitters and psychedelics help me put my mind together and calm down. 53 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Now, now, this fear of being put in the fucking ground in a dirt and half is what what got him to do psychedelics. 54 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,000 And he's what, 39? 55 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Yeah, I think he is 39. 56 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,000 He's at least 38, if not 39. 57 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Yeah. 58 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:39,000 NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers said this week that using psychedelics helped him alleviate a fear of death 59 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 that he's had lived with since he was a teenager. 60 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 So he's had this for a long time. 61 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:49,000 So and I think, look, I think everyone has a certain fear of death. 62 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:55,000 And the reason is, is what I always used to tell people was this right here. 63 00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:01,000 The biggest problem with death is no one jumped back up afterwards, like a couple of years later and said, Hey, guys, it's cool. 64 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Man, it's a breeze. No big deal. 65 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Man, here's what happens. 66 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 You know, first thing, everything goes black. 67 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,000 OK, and then all of a sudden you wake up and you're whole different. 68 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Like all sudden you see all these people that went before you and they're all, you know, grabbing you and give you big hugs 69 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:22,000 and welcome you to the big heaven kitchen or whatever, you know, saying, yeah, OK, there's a burritos over in the left. 70 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 And to the right, you're going to have a little champagne, but we can't have very much alcohol here. 71 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 You got to understand that. 72 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 This is heaven. 73 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 You know, you don't have anyone doing that. 74 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:36,000 So until someone like jumps up and does that, well, then they would freak out and they kill and try to kill him again anyhow. 75 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:40,000 But you know what I mean? No one's ever been able. 76 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,000 No one's ever been able to come back and go, yeah, look, it's no big deal, guys. 77 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:52,000 So that fear is always going to be there for everybody because that's really the only thing we know, you know, is ourselves, our lives cling to it. 78 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,000 You know, so I get that. 79 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 But to go to psychedelics. 80 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:03,000 But anyhow, I'll go along with this conversation and we can discuss it a little bit further. 81 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,000 But I found that a little peculiar, as you did, too, it sounds like. 82 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Yeah, yeah. 83 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:16,000 The revelation that Rogers had used had used and have been using the psychedelic brew ayahuasca. 84 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Oh, proceeded being selected. 85 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:25,000 And this is before he selected as NFL MVP two years in a row. 86 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:33,000 So ayahuasca is something that I've always wondered about doing. 87 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 I've heard about it. I've read about it. 88 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,000 I've listened to it. I've watched video on it. 89 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:42,000 And this stuff seems really cool because, you know what? 90 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Just look it up when you get a chance. 91 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Ayahuasca with an AYE ayahuasca. 92 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:59,000 And anyhow, the psychedelic brew ayahuasca, during his weekly appearance on the Pat McAfee show on Tuesday, 93 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Rogers was asked by a teammate, A.J. Hawk, if he feared mortality. 94 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Rogers responded that he no longer does cite in his use of psychedelics to help him get over it and his phobia. 95 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 So, OK. 96 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:23,000 But I appreciate and applaud Aaron Rogers' honesty on this whole issue. 97 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:28,000 You know, it'd be easy for him to remain silent and act like, oh, ayahuasca. 98 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 I've never heard of that or whatever. 99 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:34,000 But he's really going out on a limb on this stuff because he really believes in it. 100 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Yeah, I think has to be commended to some degree. 101 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Rogers responded that he no longer does cite in his use of psychedelics. 102 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:49,000 A.R.O.D.G. said it started around the Y2K fiasco that the world would end. 103 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 He thought, man, I'm only 16. 104 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 If the world ends, I can't accomplish anything I would like to. 105 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 That was his mindset. 106 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 So no wonder he's so damn good at what he does. 107 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:10,000 He was not really like, he wasn't like, let me think, like fear and like being put in the ground and just being no more 108 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:14,000 where you go to, where your soul, your spirit, all that goes to. 109 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:19,000 He was like, man, I can't accomplish what I want to because I'm not going to be here. 110 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Right. 111 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:26,000 What a unique perspective and no wonder he's so successful, right? 112 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Yeah. 113 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Yeah. Yeah, so interesting. Interesting. 114 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:40,000 I respect him a little bit more after all that honesty, I can tell you that. 115 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Yeah. Yeah. 116 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Well, anyhow, I've got this deal here that I found pretty interesting here, too. 117 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Let me see here. 118 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 You know what? 119 00:07:55,000 --> 00:08:00,000 I'm trying to figure out what story I want to go into, but maybe, OK, I'll go ahead and do this right now. 120 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Younger corporate types don't know how to dress in the office because they've never had to go to an office because of COVID. 121 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:20,000 So now all these do's and don'ts of fashion and an office etiquette are showing up on TikTok and they're bringing in crazy amounts of numbers 122 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:30,000 because now all these children that will not children, but young adults that graduated are going to their chosen profession. 123 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:36,000 They literally have never been in a corporate environment before in an office. 124 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:47,000 And they don't know what to wear, what not to wear, what is business casual, what is business dressy, what is, I don't know, free for all Friday, you know, whatever. 125 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:56,000 And this is stuff that we could never predicted before the, you know, before the before COVID is we never even thought about that. 126 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:04,000 I mean, for God sakes, last couple of podcasts ago, we covered the smile school that somebody sucker and everybody going into. 127 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 128 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 But that's pretty interesting. 129 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 And I've got my cat in here that will not shut up. 130 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:18,000 So if you hear a cat, that's my cat, one of them, and she will not shut up. 131 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 So every now and then you're going to. 132 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Yeah. If I remember right, last week I had a dog go off. 133 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Oh, yeah, you did. 134 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Okay. 135 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,000 Actually, that was my son's girlfriend. 136 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Oh, okay. 137 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 We're an animal friendly podcast here. 138 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 So yes, we are. 139 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Yes. 140 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 So we love animals. 141 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Yes. 142 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,000 We love animals, but never. 143 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Hey, do you mind? 144 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Hey, do you mind? 145 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Hey, geez, that is the mouthiest damn cat I've ever had. 146 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:54,000 So I invite everybody on the show. 147 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 So that's right. 148 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Hey, she has something to say. 149 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,000 It's probably saying stupid. 150 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 She's probably saying turn that shit off. 151 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,000 It's hurting. 152 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,000 That's what she says. 153 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:11,000 She's saying, man, you blathering fools, shut up. 154 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Remember the Cincinnati Bengals? 155 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Remember those delightful little fucks? 156 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000 Yes. 157 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Yeah. 158 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Little Joey Burrow and his little buddies, Jamar Chase and all those fellas. 159 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Well, when Joe Burrow was asked to, and I don't have anything against him. 160 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 It's fun. 161 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 It's fodder. 162 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:35,000 You know, I mean, except their idiot mayor and the stupid shit he said. 163 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:40,000 And some of the stuff that some of their players say doesn't make a lot of sense sometimes. 164 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 And why would you poke the bear? 165 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Why would you poke the guy that is one everything? 166 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 But here's what happened now. 167 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:53,000 When Joe Burrow was asked, Madre, shut up. 168 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Geez, that fricking cat. 169 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Man, and look, I don't care if she's on the podcast. 170 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:02,000 She's really loud in my fucking ear is what I care about. 171 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Yeah. 172 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:10,000 So, OK, when Joe Burrow was asked who is the best quarterback, he promptly answered Patrick 173 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000 Mahomes. 174 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:16,000 When Jamar Chase was asked, you know, the receiver was asked the same question. 175 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:23,000 He replied, Pat, who? 176 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 I got it. 177 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,000 I got to pull this podcast over for a second. 178 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 All right. 179 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,000 One cat out in the hallway. 180 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Podcast has won this round, at least right now. 181 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Yeah. 182 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Now she's on the hallway making noise. 183 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 So maybe we have a problem. 184 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:44,000 So when Joe Burrow, I got to go through this whole fucking thing again. 185 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000 OK. 186 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:50,000 When Joe Burrow was asked who is the best quarterback, he promptly answered Patrick 187 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Mahomes. 188 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:56,000 When Jamar Chase, their idiot wide receiver that likes to poke the bear, was asked the 189 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000 same question, he replied, Pat, who? 190 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,000 What a cocky thing to say, huh? 191 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000 You know, they have one shot at the Super Bowl. 192 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,000 Well, they had two, but one was a long time ago without this band of people. 193 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 But they have one shot at the Super Bowl. 194 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,000 And the only reason they won is because Patrick Mahomes made one mistake. 195 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000 And the only reason they went to the Super Bowl was that. 196 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:23,000 And they couldn't even win against the Los Angeles Rams, who was a good team, but not 197 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 a great team. 198 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:30,000 So I don't know if they're exactly when we're over here. 199 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Three Super Bowls and five seasons, five championship games and two Super Bowl rings. 200 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 And they're over there. 201 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Well, Jamar Chase is over there throwing rocks. 202 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:45,000 You know, Joe Burrow isn't. 203 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:49,000 So a few days later, the Chiefs have their Super Bowl ceremonies going on. 204 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:55,000 When the homes put on his Super Bowl champion ring, he tweeted out, that's who. 205 00:12:55,000 --> 00:13:00,000 I love that. 206 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:07,000 So, you know, Chris comments, it's pretty bold coming from a guy that isn't even the top of his position. 207 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Actually, our tight end had more yards than Chase and a Super Bowl ring. 208 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:18,000 Now, our tight end tight ends traditionally do not get more yards than a top receiver. 209 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 It's not normally heard of. 210 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Well, ours does because he's one of the best ever and he's definitely the best in his position. 211 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 And he's definitely better than Jamar Chase. 212 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 He gets a lot more yards, a lot more touchdowns. 213 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,000 And that is our tight end doing it. 214 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:41,000 You know, I mean, it's a really bold comment coming from him, you know, and not only does our tight end have more yards than him, 215 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:49,000 but he has two more Super Bowl rings than him and more appearances. 216 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:54,000 I've not seen a team that's 0 for 2 in the Super Bowl be so cocky. 217 00:13:54,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Is that what happens when you, you know, when you have that you're so proud of that cuisine, you know, 218 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,000 that five-way chili stuff that they think is so good in Cincinnati? 219 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Is that what's clouding their brain? 220 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:11,000 Or is it the Ohio River that are they eating fish out of there loaded with lead? 221 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:17,000 You know, a city that elected Jerry Springer as mayor 222 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:23,000 and now they got a guy that has a shoe permanently stuck in his mouth. 223 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:31,000 You know, if I was Andy, I'd just shut the fuck up, you know, wish the chiefs Patrick Mahomes a happy Father's Day and move on. 224 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Little bitches. 225 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:40,000 So anyhow, I am suddenly looking at you, Rob, and seeing what you have on your plate. 226 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 I know you have plenty to say. 227 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Yeah, yeah, I sent you that thing yesterday. 228 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Yes. 229 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Okay, down in southern Missouri, there is a relatively new, they call it a town. 230 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,000 It's more like a town center. 231 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Mm-hmm. 232 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:03,000 It's called Uranus. 233 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:08,000 You can Google it. 234 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,000 I did Google it. 235 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:20,000 It's down around St. Robert, Missouri, on I-44 between Springfield and St. Louis. 236 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:24,000 It's actually part of old Route 66. 237 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Yep. Isn't there a big travel center there? 238 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Yeah, yeah, I think there is. 239 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:39,000 I know people from the city that's been coming down just to visit this place. 240 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Because it's got a little bit of everything. 241 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:51,000 There's a fudge factory, there's like an old city jail, a zoo, a school park, a tattoo shop. 242 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:55,000 It's got trolley, it's got a little bit of everything. 243 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Okay. 244 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Well, I happened to know this gentleman that lives not far from there, so he's on the mailing list. 245 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:14,000 And they came up with a newspaper called Uranus Examiner. 246 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:20,000 And down below it says, probing Uranus deeper than ever before. 247 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Wow. 248 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,000 No, you cannot make this up. 249 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Breaking news. 250 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Let me get my phone there. 251 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:39,000 The Wienerböbils slid into Uranus again. 252 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:47,000 One of the side stories, making people happy on Uranus. 253 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:54,000 Love advice, H2. 254 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,000 He seriously got this in the mail. 255 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 I just had to... 256 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:04,000 It's a great tourist attraction. 257 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:10,000 So if you ever get that way, swing in, check them out. 258 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:16,000 But yeah, they knew people were going to make fun of the name. 259 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:20,000 They knew it when I opened it. 260 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 That's funny. 261 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:26,000 That's very cool. 262 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:31,000 You have some more? 263 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:40,000 Pluto will complete the first full orbit around the sun since its discovery, Monday, March 23rd, 2178. 264 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Wow. 265 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 It's that far away. 266 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 It popped up, so I checked it out. 267 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 Yeah, that's what they're saying. 268 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Cool. 269 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 You know what? 270 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000 We should have a big Pluto party. 271 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000 Yeah, why not? 272 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Little balloons and little Pluto sandwiches. 273 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000 It doesn't have the rings or nothing. 274 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Maybe little balls of meat or something that kind of look like a Pluto color. 275 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:13,000 Yeah, you can take toothpicks, put them in toothpicks. 276 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000 They have little balls of Pluto's. 277 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:20,000 You take little balls of cheese and make them look like little Pluto's. 278 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Put little toothpicks in there and you can have little balls of cheese and meat and call them little Pluto's. 279 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Yeah. 280 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 All right. 281 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000 So that's Tuesday, right? 282 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,000 No, it's March 23rd, 2178. 283 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Oh, shit. 284 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Okay, well, we got plenty of time to plan the Pluto party then. 285 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000 Yeah. 286 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Hey, I got an idea. 287 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Isn't there a Walt Disney dog named Pluto? 288 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Yes, there is. 289 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,000 We could have little Walt Disney Pluto dogs too. 290 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000 You know what? 291 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000 We have how many years? 292 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,000 We've got a lot of years to figure this shit out. 293 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 I'm sure we'll come up with something. 294 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Yeah, yeah, like little Pluto cakes. 295 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 All kinds of stuff. 296 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Yeah. 297 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:15,000 We could have the person that looks most like Pluto without any makeup on or I don't know. 298 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 There we go. 299 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 All right, yeah. 300 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,000 I know a couple that would be in line for that. 301 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:27,000 I know a few too. 302 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Hey, you heard about Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg joking. 303 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:39,000 Well, they're not like friends or nothing and they kind of take jabs at each other all 304 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000 the time. 305 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:45,000 I guess Zuckerberg formally invited him to a cage match because Zuckerberg is actually 306 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 fighting MMA now. 307 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 Oh, really? 308 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000 I didn't know that. 309 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:54,000 I don't know if it's MMA or what, but it's some sort of kickboxing type martial arts 310 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,000 stuff and he's pretty good at it. 311 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Really? 312 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 Yeah. 313 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:06,000 So, it's interesting that those two don't like each other. 314 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 They never have liked each other that much. 315 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:13,000 They've kind of been competitors and now that Musk owns Twitter and he owns Facebook, they're 316 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,000 kind of almost like rival companies. 317 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000 Yeah, yeah, I can see that. 318 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Yeah, but it's interesting to see where this is going to go. 319 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:29,000 See if they'll actually have some sort of a fighting match, some sort of a cage match 320 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000 as they've been alluding to and joking around to. 321 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 If they are, would it be done for charity? 322 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Wouldn't that be a big thing? 323 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Wouldn't people tune in everywhere to watch this, to watch the two non-humans, these two 324 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000 cyborg-looking fuckers fighting each other? 325 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:55,000 Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't know who to put my money on, to be honest. 326 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000 Well, I'm going to put my money on Zuckerberg because he's already trained. 327 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Oh yeah, good point. 328 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Yeah, that's the only thing I can go by, but I don't know, Musk looks so weird, like he 329 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:11,000 would mind control Zuckerberg somehow before he even got near him. 330 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:15,000 You never know what kind of training he's got. 331 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Yeah, who knows? 332 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 He's got money too. 333 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Yeah, he's got plenty of money to go train and nobody knows about it at all. 334 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,000 He might be right now training somewhere, waiting to kick the shit out of Zuckerberg. 335 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 You never know. 336 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Oh man, and out of the both of them, I think I like Musk a little bit more. 337 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:38,000 So I think I just, I want to see Musk beat the shit out of Zuckerberg. 338 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Number one, I want him to prove that Zuckerberg will bleed red. 339 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 Yeah, yeah. 340 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:49,000 And I want to see Zuckerberg bruise to prove that he is human. 341 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Oh shit, what's that over there? 342 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,000 Oh no, it's island of horrible jokes. 343 00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:06,000 What do you call a bundle of hay in church? 344 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000 Christian Bale. 345 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000 Oh, yeah. 346 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:22,000 Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash 347 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000 rags. 348 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in three, two, one. 349 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Two douchebags in a microphone, raw and uncensored. 350 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 See behind the smoke show. 351 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Watch as the douchebags get stung by a swarming beast. 352 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out. 353 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the man shitter accusations. 354 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Act now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar. 355 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000 Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you. 356 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Supplies are limited, so act now. 357 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Then after that, maybe some mongoloided up something will come up there and beat the shit out of Musk 358 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:13,000 after he beats the shit out of Zuckerberg. 359 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Like an escape gorilla would fucking break out of the zoo and right at the end of the match 360 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:23,000 where Musk just beats the shit out of Zuckerberg and he's lying on the ground bleeding, 361 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:30,000 then this escape gorilla grabs Musk and runs off with him into an abandoned home 362 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:39,000 and I don't know, like keeps him there and like fucking, and brutalizes him for three weeks. 363 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000 Yeah, yeah, that's what happens in my world. 364 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Yeah. Why not? Why not? 365 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 Have we nothing better to do? 366 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Probably not. 367 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:58,000 So anyhow, you have some more stuff you want to throw up there? 368 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:06,000 In Singapore, all citizens and permanent residents aged 21 years old and above 369 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:16,000 are automatically included under the Human Organ Transplant Act unless they have opted out. 370 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:23,000 HODA allows for the removal of organs such as kidneys, heart, liver, and corneas 371 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:30,000 for the purpose of transplantation in the event of death from any cause. 372 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:34,000 So you pretty much have no choice if you live in Singapore. 373 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Well, you said something about opting out. How do you opt out? 374 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:45,000 That I don't know. I'm not even hooked into that. 375 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:51,000 Well, okay, it sounds like one, when you're born, they throw your name in the barrel. 376 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Yeah. 377 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Okay. So as soon as you're old enough to change that, I'm going to look that up too 378 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:02,000 because I'm curious to see if they actually let you change it or if that's just the way it is. 379 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:08,000 It's like, look, dude, if you die and we can use you, we're going to use you. 380 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Yeah, because here you have your choice. So I'm guessing over there you don't. 381 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:22,000 And I guess you do. Yeah, I'm going to have to do further investigation of that. 382 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Yeah. Okay. You know who Ryan Reynolds is? 383 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Yes. 384 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:43,000 Okay. You know that he will read you a bedtime story? 385 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Will it? 386 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:48,000 Yes. Here's how it works. 387 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:56,000 Bedtime Stories with Ryan Reynolds is a 15 episode series where Reynolds reads new and classic bedtime stories 388 00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:01,000 in an attempt to soothe your mind and soul. 389 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Ryan Reynolds stated that we're happy to create a program with the express goal of putting people to sleep. 390 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:16,000 I like that. That's great. Like, hey, all we're trying to do is put your ass to sleep. That's all. Nothing fancy. 391 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Yeah. I want like Ryan Reynolds stuffed dolls. 392 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:29,000 Maybe some Ryan Reynolds sheets, pillowcases. How about an RR Blankie? 393 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And how about RRPJs? 394 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:42,000 I'll be over here smoking a cigarette. You let me know when. And I don't even smoke cigarettes. 395 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:46,000 You let me know when all this stuff's available so I can go get it. 396 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000 Right. 397 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Yeah. Yeah. Ryan Reynolds and his wife won't do that. 398 00:26:52,000 --> 00:27:01,000 They're always badgering each other on Twitter and giving each other shit. They're just really happy people that are playful. 399 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:06,000 It's funny. And this thing here is just something, probably just some little offshoot project that they wanted to do. 400 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:11,000 And I think it's awesome. It's fantastic. 401 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:19,000 So anyhow, you know, one of these nights I'm going to look it up and just take a look at it and see. 402 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:26,000 So have you heard of the new float therapy? 403 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 No, I have not. 404 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:40,000 OK. Well, it's a new thing. Well, it's not new. It's been around quite a while, but it's gaining a lot of steam here lately because people are going back to work in the offices post-COVID. 405 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:48,000 All the stresses are starting to come back. People, you know, you know what I mean? People are starting to get more. 406 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Yeah. So. All right. 407 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Floating therapy is where they have this giant. 408 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:04,000 It's well, it's not giant, but it's a good size tub of water. 409 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:11,000 And it's so it's so salty that you have no choice but to float your boy. 410 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:16,000 You have no choice but to float. You can't not float in it. 411 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:23,000 All right. So what you do is they give you some apparatus to put around your eyes and something to go over your ears. 412 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:32,000 And I don't I don't even think they give you music. I think it's just you in this vat of salt water, 413 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:40,000 because I've been to places near the Virgin Islands where they tell you that you're not going to be able to swim if you want to, 414 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:46,000 because it's it has so much salt in it, the salt content so high that you're actually buoyant. 415 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,000 You're not going to be you're going to start floating. 416 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:57,000 Yeah. So this one of those deals where you put the apparatus on and you lie there and you float. 417 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000 And it's usually anywhere from an hour to an hour and a half therapy. 418 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:08,000 And they say that it helps you unwind, relax, get rid of stresses, feel better. 419 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:13,000 All that good stuff that we should be doing regularly. Yeah. Yeah. 420 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:17,000 Yeah. That's that's pretty cool. 421 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:22,000 And to me, it sounds really cool. I know other people laughed at is that it's a ripoff. 422 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Not to me, to me, something that like that sounds wonderful. 423 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:33,000 It's whatever helps you relax. I can see that helping me relax. 424 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Because I love hot tubs, whirlpools, jacuzzis. I love that. 425 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:44,000 So I could see myself being in one of them if it's the right temperature and enjoy just enjoying the hell out of that. 426 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:49,000 So I thought that's pretty cool. 427 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:53,000 So you got a you got a story or two, Rob? 428 00:29:53,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Here. Yeah, I know. Let's see here. 429 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:09,000 It's contract of working for. 430 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,000 He said Airways. 431 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:19,000 OK, let's see. Let me see what airline this was. Yeah. 432 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:25,000 What are we? OK, it's a story that I ran across this. 433 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:30,000 Contact worker for this airline. 434 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:39,000 Yeah, British passenger. What's up messages while she was on a flight? 435 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Twenty three year old Hannah Smithers pleaded that she received the messages from the Airways worker whose name has not been revealed when she was waiting to board a flight from Abu Dhabi to Manchester. 436 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:06,000 Oh, well, and these tweets and these messages kept going throughout the. 437 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:12,000 And they never rest in the soon as I get to go out. 438 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,000 Yeah, it's crazy. But he. 439 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:20,000 She asked him how she got up. 440 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000 You got her information. 441 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:29,000 And he told her she he went through or he went through the. 442 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:36,000 Airport system. Wow. Yeah, well, that's stockish. 443 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,000 Most of the information on the system. 444 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:46,000 Got her address, got her phone number, got everything. 445 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:50,000 And it was just a contractor. 446 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 Wow. 447 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,000 That's scary. So we can shorten that story up a little bit. 448 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,000 No, no, that's okay. 449 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,000 Wow. That's stock creation scary, honestly. Yeah. 450 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,000 That's what she said. She's 23 years old. 451 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,000 Why am I so she was very uncomfortable. 452 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000 And I don't blame her. 453 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000 No, I don't either. 454 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Yeah. 455 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:19,000 Wow. 456 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:27,000 Well, let's see here. I was have you heard about new lab grown meat. 457 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:31,000 I read across something, but I didn't go into it. 458 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:39,000 What's telling me about. Okay. All right. Well, two startups now have permission to sell their lab grown chicken in the U.S. 459 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:43,000 The first approved by any cultivated meat in the nation. 460 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:51,000 The challenge meat production is bad for the environment with livestock generating 14 percent five of global greenhouse gas emissions. 461 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:59,000 The raise of animals just to slaughter them is also at the at the at the at the question. 462 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,000 Well, you know, and anyhow, yeah. 463 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:11,000 So in itself, not to mention often dreadful conditions in factory farms, which I agree with all that. 464 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:17,000 So cultivated, cultivated meat rather than coming directly from slaughtered livestock, 465 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:22,000 cultivated meat is grown from cells taken from living animals under the right conditions. 466 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:27,000 These cells multiply. And once there are enough of them, they can be fashioned into burgers, nuggets and more. 467 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:32,000 Because lab grown meat is more molecular molecularly identified. 468 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,000 I can't read tonight to the kind to the kind in animals. 469 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:41,000 It can be a better flavor match than plant based meat alternatives. 470 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:48,000 And in the decades since the creation of the first lab grown burger, the cost of production has fallen dramatically. 471 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,000 But it's still not cheap, it does say. 472 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:57,000 In December 2020, Singapore became the first nation in the world to approve cultivating meat, given U.S. 473 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,000 based startup eat just permission to sell lab grown chicken. 474 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Now U.S. regulators have also given the green light to eat just chicken under its good meat brand, 475 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:16,000 as well as lab grown chicken made by upside foods, marking the startup's first approval anywhere in the world. 476 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:22,000 After its approval of Singapore, eat just didn't start by selling its lab grown chicken, the grocery stores, 477 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,000 instead it part partnered with local restaurants. 478 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:32,000 And you know what, that's what they did with the Beyond Beef. 479 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Beyond Beef, before you could get it in any store or anything, there were restaurants selling it. 480 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:45,000 And I actually had one way before I could get it in any store at all, the Beyond Meat patties. 481 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:54,000 I got it at this place at Crown Center, I forgot the name of it, but it is a local fresh place 482 00:34:54,000 --> 00:35:03,000 where everything is locally sourced and it's you know, yeah, so no GMO, all that stuff. 483 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000 And anyhow, I had it there first. 484 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:13,000 And then it took, I don't know, maybe like a year, and then they started having it where you could get it at wherever, 485 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 like Costco's, Wal-Mart's or whatever. 486 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:20,000 Now Beyond Beef is everywhere, and there's even fast food chains that are partaked in it. 487 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:26,000 So, yeah, so anyhow, we will see where this thing goes. 488 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,000 There's a lot more to the article, but not enough that I really want to go into it any further. 489 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,000 It's just that it looks like lab grown meat is here to stay. 490 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:40,000 So, anyhow. 491 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:45,000 A small Missouri town is suddenly the third most dangerous in the state. 492 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 Oh yeah, what is it? What town? 493 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:59,000 Okay, well, according to this ranking, St. Louis, then Springfield, and then Nevada. 494 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Nevada? 495 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 Nevada, Missouri, yes. 496 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:06,000 Huh, I didn't think anything happened there. Guess I'm wrong. 497 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,000 I didn't think so either. 498 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:18,000 I don't know why. I do know I have relatives that live over in that area, so yeah, that's kind of a shocker. 499 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Yeah, that's the third most dangerous, according to this survey. 500 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:28,000 Huh, okay, well, would never guess that. 501 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 No, I wouldn't have either. 502 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:35,000 I really was under the impression nothing happened in Nevada, Missouri. 503 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:40,000 Yeah, I get me too. Maybe a few DWIs would be about it. 504 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,000 Yeah, that would be about it, because there's really nothing else to do there. 505 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,000 No, not really. 506 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:53,000 You know, Lady Gaga, remember when her dogs were the dog kidnapping? 507 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Yes. 508 00:36:54,000 --> 00:37:02,000 She had the dog walker, and someone came up there and dog-jacked them at gunpoint? 509 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:10,000 Lady Gaga, sued by the woman sentenced in connection to the theft of the singer's dogs. 510 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:15,000 Now, let that sink in. In case I didn't say it right, I'll say it again. 511 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:25,000 The lady that was arrested in connection with the dogs being kidnapped by gunpoint, sued is suing Lady Gaga. 512 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:36,000 Jennifer McBride, who returned the dogs after they were stolen, says the star failed to honor the no questions asked reward. 513 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:47,000 No questions asked? I mean, she is right, because they weren't supposed to ask any questions. 514 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:59,000 But she said she was denied the $500,000 reward when she divulged information leading to the recovery of her dogs. 515 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Lady's dog walker, Ryan Fisher, was shot and wounded during the robbery. 516 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Two days after the stick-up, McBride returned the dogs, soon after she was charged with receiving stolen property and an accessory to attempted murder. 517 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:21,000 McBride pleaded no contest to the theft and received two years probation. 518 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:36,000 McBride is suing for $1.5 million for not honoring the no questions asked and mental anguish and legal fees. 519 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:47,000 That's the legal system gone awry. But then again, she is right. 520 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:54,000 If you give the dogs back no questions asked, it's supposed to not matter even if you're the one that did it. 521 00:38:54,000 --> 00:39:00,000 It's just like I just want my dogs back. I don't care what happened. Just bring them back. Just love them. I just want them. 522 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:12,000 So, meanwhile, the dog walker, Ryan Fisher, started a GoFundMe page after his RV died on his wellness tour. 523 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,000 So he's going down on a wellness tour on his RV and it died. 524 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:26,000 America's A. Rubes, if this guy gets over $10,000, he admitted in an interview that the pop star was taking care of him and they are still close. 525 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:33,000 We're on minute 17 of this 15 minute fiasco. Bye fucking bye. 526 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,000 That bitch that orchestrated it and was part of it should be in prison. 527 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:43,000 Not getting a dime. Her dog walker is getting taken care of by her. 528 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:47,000 He doesn't need to be doing a wellness tour in his RV. 529 00:39:47,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Yeah, the whole thing just stinks. So, anyhow, let's see. Do you know boba tea? 530 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:09,000 No. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard of it. 531 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:13,000 It's bubble tea. It's the tea with the bubbles in it. 532 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:21,000 Okay, well there's been an explosion of it. It's been around a long time actually, but just recently it's just been getting like it's been going off the hook. 533 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Just everybody loves it. 534 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:28,000 So, anyhow, up at the City Market you see the fucks walking around with it in their view. 535 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:34,000 I got this tea with bubbles in it. I got my regular cappuccino, so get the fuck away from me. 536 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:41,000 So, anyhow, Baskin-Robbins and Pete's Coffee both added it to their menus. 537 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Boba tea has been around since the mid-90s, but recently its popularity has exploded. 538 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:52,000 Right now, boba tea brings in more than $2.4 billion annually. 539 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Its projected sales by 2027 is to reach $4.3 billion. 540 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:03,000 California burger chain Jack in the Box has added several boba tea options. 541 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:12,000 All its teas are modeled after the brown sugar boba tea, which is supposed to be the most flavorful and like where everything was conceived from. 542 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:18,000 Me, I don't know that much about it, but it's supposed to just be, I don't know, people love it. 543 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 It's got that brown sugar in it. 544 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:33,000 So, anyhow, like I said, I'm not an expert on boba tea, but I thought that was interesting enough to bring it up. 545 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:40,000 Me, you know, every time I've tried boba tea, the brown sugar does sound great. 546 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,000 I mean, or at least it piques my interest. 547 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Where, you know, me, when I've tried boba tea before, like I said earlier, it tasted like something gooey in my fucking tea 548 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000 and I wanted to know what the hell it was. 549 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:55,000 So, anyhow. 550 00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:03,000 Have you heard about the couple getting married that made their animals the ring bearers in their wedding? 551 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000 No, no, I have not. 552 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Okay. 553 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:17,000 A bride-to-be is asking if she and her fiance are wrong for wanting to have their dog and cat serve in the wedding party rolls that are traditionally taken by children. 554 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:27,000 The anonymous Reddit user who goes by the username IntrepidOffering posed the question to the Am I the A-hole subreddit, 555 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:37,000 an online forum in which people can vote and weigh in on comments after she received a not-so-enthusiastic response from her soon-to-be sister-in-law. 556 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:49,000 The Reddit user explained that her sister-in-law had a series of incredible painful miscarriages before she gave birth to twins Ava and Liam, now four years old. 557 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,000 So... 558 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000 Alright. 559 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:57,000 Yeah, I'm trying to see where this fucking story goes. 560 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:02,000 You know... 561 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:07,000 I'm scrapping that whole fucking thing right there. Who gives a shit about that story? 562 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:16,000 I mean, the whole thing is they're wanting to make their pets as the ring bearers, right? 563 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:23,000 And everyone was giving them shit about it, but it didn't say whether they even did it or not, so I'm giving up on that fucking thing. 564 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,000 You know what? Everyone that listens to this podcast, I'm a little off tonight. 565 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:32,000 You know, I had a long day of having to do several things, and you know what? You're gonna get a bad one here and there, right? 566 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,000 But you're getting your money's worth. It's free. 567 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Yeah, yeah. 568 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,000 Yeah. Yep. 569 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:45,000 Hey, how a Quebec woman found a message in a bottle from like... 570 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Oh, really? 571 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:54,000 Yeah. From 34 years ago. 572 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,000 Yeah, but, you know... 573 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:05,000 Let's see if I can find it here. 574 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:10,000 In a bottle. 575 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 Okay. 576 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,000 Here it is. 577 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000 Alright. 578 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:27,000 A Quebec woman taking a walk on a beach near her cottage discovered a message in a bottle that had been thrown out to sea by a Newfoundland man 34 years earlier. 579 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:42,000 Trudy Shatler said she was walking with her mother-in-law on the beach near her Pagoccio cottage when she found a bottle on the rocks containing a note that was dated May 29, 1989. 580 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:47,000 34 years and one week before the day she found it. 581 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Anyhow... 582 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 I was so excited, I mean. 583 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:56,000 What I'm looking for all the time is a note in a bottle. 584 00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:09,000 Shatler told Saltwire, I guess Saltwire is a news outlet up there, Shatler said some water had gotten into the bottle so the note written on the back of an Export A cigarette pack was damaged. 585 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000 Huh? 586 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:23,000 Shatler could make out that the bottle had been thrown into the water at Fox Point 10 miles off Port Le Chaux, Newfoundland, but she could only make out a few letters of the author's name. 587 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,000 Shatler posted photos of her discovery to Facebook. 588 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:33,000 They were shared nearly 200 times for her coming to the attention of Port Le Chaux man Rick Hamlin. 589 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:39,000 As soon as I see it, I knew the writing. I said, that's Dad's, Hamlin said. 590 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000 So... huh. 591 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:51,000 Hamlin said his father Gilbert was well known for launching messages in bottles, always written on the backs of cigarette packs, into the water while out fishing. 592 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,000 Gilbert Hamlin died two years ago at the age of 72, so damn it. 593 00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:02,000 Hamlin and Shatler's bottle is the first he knows of to ever be found. 594 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:07,000 Shatler said he will send the bottle to Hamlin, who plans to place it at his father's grave. 595 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000 That's pretty cool. 596 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000 What? 597 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000 That's what... 598 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Oh shit. What's that over there? 599 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:17,000 Oh no. It's the island of horrible jokes. 600 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000 Ugh. 601 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:29,000 What do you call a bundle of hay in church? Christian Bale. 602 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:37,000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 603 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:53,000 Hey, where'd everybody go? Where are the douche bags? 604 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:59,000 Oh my god, someone took a dump in the corner. Oh jeez. 605 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Ugh, I'm glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. 606 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:26,000 Man, that smells.