1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Live from the historic River Market District in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,000 from the banks of the beautiful Crystal Blue waters of the Missouri River, 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast. 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water, 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,000 because nobody likes a stinky asshole. 6 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. 7 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,000 It's strange insults from an alien. 8 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Real hilarity. 9 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:59,000 May you not be able to gain an erection without thinking about Peter Dinklage. 10 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,000 All the busy season, there's drownings and stuff. 11 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Yeah, right now is peak busy season here to the Fourth of July. 12 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:18,000 I think that was pretty much the biggest news right now. 13 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Are there a lot of people getting stupid? 14 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Yeah, we don't want to report on stuff like that. We want some fun stuff. 15 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Yeah, yeah we do. 16 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:36,000 A lot of boating while intoxicated. I could come up with a court reporter if you want me to. 17 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,000 That won't just make the area look bad. 18 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Nah, we don't need that because look, it's not the area, it's the people coming to the area. 19 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Exactly, exactly. 20 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:52,000 People come down here, you've got a $500,000 boat, you go out drinking and driving, 21 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:56,000 you deserve an EWI just like anybody else. 22 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Yes, yes. 23 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Isn't that where very famously Harley Race was on a boat, smashed out of his gourd, 24 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:12,000 ran into another boat and did it kill one of the people and then the other ones were injured, 25 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:16,000 really bad, paralyzed or something, really bad stuff. 26 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:20,000 He pretty much got out of it, it seems like. 27 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:28,000 He's gone now, he's passed away. That's right, he had that wrestling school down there, I forgot. 28 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Yeah, it's down here in Eldon. It's closed down now. 29 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Did it close down before he died or after he died? 30 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,000 It was before he died. 31 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Okay, that's what I thought. He got too old to where he couldn't teach anymore, didn't he? 32 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Yeah, well he had a lot of big names in there like Black Jack Mulligan. 33 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Oh. 34 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Yeah, there was a lot of big names. If you follow wrestling, there's a lot of big names right now 35 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:04,000 like Cody Rhodes and a bunch of them that went to this. 36 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Cody Rhodes, is that in relation to Dustin and Dusty Rhodes? 37 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:19,000 That is the American dream, Dusty Rhodes is a baby boy and Dustin Rhodes aka Gold Dust is his baby brother. 38 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Oh, okay. 39 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:28,000 He is now back in the WWE. He's on a roll. 40 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Oh, okay, cool. Cool. 41 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:38,000 I remember, didn't he have like, I think like some people like some of the old time stars like Baron Von Raschke 42 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:43,000 and some of those other guys went with Harley Race and were down there? 43 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 44 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Now Bulldog Bob Brown did not go down there because he was actually, before he passed away, 45 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,000 he was a security guard at one of the area casinos. 46 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Oh, was he? 47 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Yeah. 48 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:02,000 I grew up watching him there in Kansas City every Sunday morning. 49 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Yeah, well Bulldog Bob Brown, yeah. He started out as like a villain but people started endearing to him. 50 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 He was just, you know, buzz cut old guy. 51 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 I loved him. 52 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Yeah, he was good. 53 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:19,000 He'd be the first one to draw blood or have drawn blood on him? 54 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Oh yeah, yeah. He'd definitely, he'd get out a razor really quick like and start making things interesting. 55 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:32,000 He was one of the originals around, not the original because it was like Bob Gygle and some guys like that, 56 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:38,000 but he was when they were like really ballin' hard in Kansas City with All-Star, was it? All-Star Wrestling? 57 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Yeah, All-Star Wrestling. 58 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Yes. Yeah, when they were ballin' hard here, he was one of the guys. 59 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:48,000 They used to have all the matches at municipal and they used to sell out and they had them on TV. 60 00:04:48,000 --> 00:05:01,000 It was really good and I remember they even had Harley Race against Kelly Von Erich for the title a couple of times. 61 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Yeah, I remember that. 62 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 I remember that, yeah. 63 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Yeah, and I think this was before he was at Texas Tornado, the one-legged guy and all that. 64 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:14,000 I think, I think if I remember correctly, he was, they had a lot of battles. 65 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:19,000 They had a lot of really good battles and so did Ric Flair in Harley Race. They had a lot of battles. 66 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Yes, they did. 67 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Yeah, but that's when they started incorporating, was it WCW down in the South or another one where they started incorporating them with All-Star 68 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:38,000 and some of the other wrestling entities, I think. They all started like cross-pollinating and you know. 69 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,000 WCW was out of Atlanta. 70 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Yeah, and I think it was WCW and All-Star were fighting each other or whatever you want to call it, matching each other or whatever. 71 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Yeah, I think so. 72 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Yeah, anyhow. 73 00:05:53,000 --> 00:06:01,000 You know, we were talking about Boomers and Gen Zs and Millennials, right? 74 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Yes. 75 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Well, I got a small list of what the Gen Zs and Millennials think that the Bayman Boomers are having trouble letting go and they need to let go. 76 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Okay? 77 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Alright. 78 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Bar soap. I agree. Bar soap is nasty. I like the body wash. 79 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Yeah, I don't. I do like the body wash. 80 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:46,000 It's so much more sanitary and it smells better, looks everything. So yeah, I would think I agree with that. 81 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Next one, this is funny, racquetball. With pickleball and all these other things, I think I agree with him there too. 82 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,000 It's like just go play tennis. Fuck racquetball. 83 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Yeah. 84 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Next one, TV dinners. I don't know. You know, you get a Swanson Hungry Man. You're still in pretty good shape, right? That's good stuff. 85 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Yeah. 86 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000 It's some good fucking eating. 87 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Yeah, we're eating nice. 88 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Make you fucking belch and scratch your ass. That's good stuff. 89 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Yeah. 90 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Yeah. Hell yeah. Next one, I do not agree with it all because I enjoy the fuck out of it and I will plan on never quitting it. Cruises. 91 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:32,000 I think maybe... 92 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Unfortunately, I cannot give my opinion on that because I've never been on one. 93 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Oh, you need to... 94 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Even though I would love to. I would love to. I love being on the water. 95 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:46,000 You need to, Rob. Do what it takes to get yourself there on a cruise. 96 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,000 I will. 97 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 They're really cheap. They're really inexpensive. You can even drive there if you want to. 98 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Yeah, that's what I would do. 99 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:59,000 You can drive to Louisiana and go on one or Galveston, whatever. So, I think Louisiana would be closer to you, wouldn't it? 100 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Yeah, yeah. Out of New Orleans. That would be closer. 101 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Yeah, they have great cruises out there, but we'll talk about that off the air if you want to. 102 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Yeah, yeah. 103 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Metal detecting. I don't know. Metal detecting is still fun, although I never do it. 104 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Yeah. That's kind of a thing of the past. It really is. 105 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 It is. I see what they're saying. 106 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Next one. Diamonds. I think I agree with that. I think it's been played. Nobody gives a fuck about the rock on your finger anymore. 107 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 No. 108 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:45,000 No. No. Nobody cares. Take that diamond and get the fuck out of here. Snoop. 109 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Anyhow, juice concentrate. I agree with that. They make way better juices than the concentrate. 110 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Yep. 111 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Yep. So, let's see. What is the next one here? 112 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:21,000 No. Took me to a bullshit post. Shit. Hang on here. Damn it. Let's fill in the time by singing Kumbaya. No? Okay, maybe not. 113 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 I don't know the words. 114 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Okay. Me neither. I'm just fucking around. You hear about the Price is Right contestant? 115 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Oh, the morning guy injured? 116 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Yeah. 117 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Well, I ran across it, but I overlooked it. Go ahead and tell them. 118 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Okay. 119 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Alright. Let me see what I missed. 120 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Okay. The Price is Right contestant celebrated so hard that he dislocated his shoulder. Which is awesome. And they have a picture of him here. Oh my god. He looked like he was going all about the place. 121 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Last week, a contestant on the Price is Right dislocated his shoulder while celebrating after he won the game Bonkers on the show. Now, Bonkers, I don't really like that game very well, so I think I'd be celebrating like a madman too. 122 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:31,000 The contestant, Henry, had 30 seconds to guess whether each digit in the price of a trip to Hawaii should be higher or lower than what was listed. He showed he was quite adept in it because he guessed certainly almost immediately, sending him into a frenzy and putting on the jump that caused him to dislocate his shoulder. 123 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Henry was jubilant as he pumped his arms and cheered. Unfortunately, that enthusiasm came with a price he probably couldn't guess. This is from the Today Show Online, by the way. 124 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:53,000 When Henry arrived to spin the wheel in order to advance to the Showcase Showdown, host Drew Carey revealed that Henry's wife, Alice, would spin the wheel for him due to an injury. 125 00:10:53,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Let me explain what happened, he said. This is Alice, Henry's wife. How are you doing? Henry was celebrating and going woo-woo and he dislocated his shoulder. He's not going to be able to spin the wheel, but Alice is going to spin the wheel for him, he added. 126 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:30,000 So, he won a trip to Hawaii in the ER, Price is Right tweeted. And anyhow, he said he's feeling better now. Injuries can happen on Price is Right. In 2014, a contestant named Judy had to play the Showcase Showdown on crutches after she slipped and hurt her ankles, spinning the wheel. 127 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Carey said that they would go to the hospital after they finished taping the episode. In 2007, Carey himself got his arm caught in a rotating device during grocery game before the first episode even finished taping. Wow. That's pretty good. 128 00:11:46,000 --> 00:12:08,000 So, and then I went on to read that he, it ended in this article, I thought I bookmarked the article I wanted to read to you, but I didn't. But, okay, what it said was, what happened is, is the guy when he went to the Showcase, he went ahead and played the Showcase in pain. 129 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:28,000 And he won another trip. So, he did fine. He won the Showcase and he won the trip to Hawaii, so he's in pretty good shape. Because his wife won the wheel spin. She got a 95. So, that's pretty cool. 130 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Yep. So, alright, so on the, we've been on a theme on this whole show about Millennials, Zs and Xers. And this has been going on a long time. You know, ever since this show was incepted, we've always been making fun of all the different, you know, the Zs, the Xers and all this stuff because they all have their own brand and unique traits. It's funny if you look at it. 131 00:12:55,000 --> 00:13:03,000 So, at one time, a couple of times, I've been talking about this new contemporary urban dictionary. 132 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Yeah, I've heard you talk about that. 133 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Okay. Well, I found the real name for it. It's still hard to find. It's not that popular. New Contemporary Dictionary of Urban Culture. It appears to be the name, or at least the name right now, I guess. I don't know. 134 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:39,000 They have new words that they're introducing for 2023. And they suggest that if you are younger and hip, you use these words. This is from their website. They said, if you are young and hip, you need to use these words to distinguish yourself from the old fuddy duddies. 135 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:52,000 So, alright. The first one is SCRAG. And what it stands for, and I thought I've heard SCRAG before. Wasn't there another word that SCRAG, or an invented word? 136 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Yeah, I was thinking the same. I've heard that word before. 137 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:11,000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a word like the Xers or the Millennials, or I don't know, not the Millennials, the Xers or the Boomers came up with. Because I could swear we've heard the word SCRAG before. 138 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:17,000 So, it's S-G-R-A-G. That would be SCRAG, right? 139 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Yeah, S-G-R-A-G. S-G-R-A-G, maybe? I don't know. Anyhow. Okay, well, I'm going to say SCRAG because that's what it looks like. So, when we're offered leftovers instead of the first shot at food. 140 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:40,000 That's what it means. So, it's like, hey, what'd you have? Oh, someone offered me some SCRAG. I turned it down. 141 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:49,000 So, even though I thought SCRAG was like, something was like all messed up or something, or all tattered, right? 142 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 Yeah. 143 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:58,000 I don't know. Oh well. Anyhow. Okay, PORN-ture. 144 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:10,000 When you agree to meet up for sex with another, usually weeks in advance. So, I think this is taken from PORN and ADVENTURE. 145 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 Okay. 146 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Look, I thought the last words that they came up with were lame too, and so did TOEFLER. We both were like, meh. 147 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Next one. I mean, to me the problem is, like, a lot of the millennial words and the zeer words, you can't catch on to. 148 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,000 You think you know what they are, but they're not. They give you for a swerve, right? 149 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Exactly. 150 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:44,000 These ones coming from these guys seem kind of lame and you know what they are. 151 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:57,000 So, anyhow. DILUTED NECTOR. When you receive a drink that is subpar, mostly mixed, but can be non-alcoholic. 152 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:03,000 So, it can be a mixed drink or a soft drink, and it's just subpar. 153 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:11,000 So, it's just called DILUTED NECTOR, which I think, I didn't really like any of these words that came up with, I didn't even get a HA HA after them. 154 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:21,000 But when I found these from this new contemporary dictionary of urban culture, I was like, oh yeah, we heard from those guys before and everybody laughed. 155 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000 So, anyhow. 156 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Yeah. 157 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:33,000 The next one. SHAMMY. When you receive shame and guilt from one or more parties. 158 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:39,000 That one's okay. It's like, hey, how's your day? Man, I got a big shammy. Well, why? 159 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Well, I took this kid's sucker, played around, and he started crying. 160 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Everybody was like, hey, look what you did to that poor kid. You're a bad person. I don't know. Just for an example. 161 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:56,000 So, like everyone gets on your case about something like that, that's a shammy. 162 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 So, I think... 163 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:02,000 Okay, well, when we were kids, wasn't a shammy something that you used when you worked a car? 164 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Oh, that's right. They're taking old words. 165 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:10,000 They're taking old words and repurposing them is what they're doing. 166 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Yeah. Because that's what my dad used to tell us. 167 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:19,000 How do you check on the origins of websites? Is there any way to do this? 168 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 I don't know. 169 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,000 Yeah, I'm gonna work on that. I don't know. 170 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Okay. It's probably someone throwing this shit up there acting like it's a thing, and I'm the only sucker biting. 171 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 That's what it is. 172 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Well, no. Honestly. I mean, think about what they're doing with music. 173 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,000 They use a bunch of old songs and new music. 174 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 You know, that's a good point. 175 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:54,000 So, why not use our old terminologies? Just give them different designations. 176 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:59,000 All right. Yeah, well, okay. Yeah, you know what? I guess so. 177 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:07,000 Next one is Playbot. 178 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Playbot. When you have sex, and I don't agree with this one at all because you think of a robot. 179 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Okay. Playbot. When you have sex with someone regularly but it's without emotion, strictly to relieve each other. 180 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000 So, fuck buddy. 181 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Yeah. Fuck buddy's a Playbot. 182 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000 All right. Okay, whatever. 183 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:42,000 The next one is Cortizone, and it's spelled like C-O-U-R-T-I, like a court, like courting somebody or a tennis court or something like that, right? 184 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Cortizone. 185 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:49,000 When a male is... Cortizone's a word too, actually. 186 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000 It's just spelled differently. Anyhow, Cortizone... 187 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Yeah, C-O-R-T. 188 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Yeah, Cortizone is a steroid. So, anyhow. 189 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Yeah. 190 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Cortizone is when a male is trying to court a woman but is hopelessly in the friend zone, seemingly, with no way out. 191 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000 Boy, I know that feeling. 192 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:14,000 I kind of like... If Cortizone was not a steroid, I kind of like that one. 193 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:25,000 Cortizone. It kind of retrieves all the buzzwords and just smashes them all in together, and then when you read it, it's like, oh, I get it. 194 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Yeah. Yeah. 195 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Next one. Jam Zap. This one I didn't catch on to at all before I read it. 196 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:47,000 When someone is caught in a jam or caught in a bad way and finds a way to clear themselves by lying or a brilliant scheme. 197 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Okay. 198 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 I get that. 199 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Two douchebags and a microphone, pasteurized for your protection. 200 00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:03,000 A constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 201 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:11,000 Hey, your chair produces sound similar to a fart, but only once. Such that you cannot reproduce it and prove that it was just the chair. 202 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Two thimble dicks and a crash cart will be right back. 203 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:24,000 All aware of the Amber Alert, right? Well, get rid of your disinfectants and rubber bedspreads, kids. 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Nick stated, would someone of people misread your sexuality? 213 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Mostly when someone thinks that's the way it's written or that's the way it is up here on the website. 214 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:38,000 Nick stated, when someone of people misread your sexuality, I don't understand the someone of people. 215 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:48,000 Okay, I guess. Well, I guess what they're saying here, they just said it differently, is when people misread your sexuality. 216 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Mostly when someone thinks you're straight when you are not. 217 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Right. 218 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Okay. 219 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Okay. 220 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Or vice versa, whatever. 221 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Yeah. 222 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Alright, so, this says right here, these are approved new words for Z's and millennials to use. 223 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:11,000 Exers and boomers are encouraged to stay away from this slang. 224 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000 You know, I wouldn't say that slang anyhow. 225 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,000 It's stupid. It's dumb as hell. 226 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:21,000 They don't have to worry about me stealing their slang. I'm not that stupid. 227 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000 I don't want to sound like a complete idiot. So, yeah. 228 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:29,000 I heard you shaming that someone wants to work my truck. 229 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah. I'll use words like that, of course. 230 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:39,000 So, that's pretty interesting. 231 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Alright. 232 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,000 So, that explains Missouri law. 233 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:49,000 Go ahead with the strange Missouri law and then you can go into the Titanic Baker, Rob, if you don't mind. 234 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Yeah, that works. 235 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000 Okay. 236 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:56,000 I got a... 237 00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Alright. 238 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:12,000 I want to see. I saw where they found a 12,000 year old flute and they played it and it sounded horrible. 239 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,000 It sounded like a bird call. 240 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Huh. 241 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,000 Yeah. Anyhow. Yeah. Anyhow. 242 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Go ahead. 243 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Okay. I ran across a Missouri law that... 244 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000 It makes it... 245 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:40,000 There is one law that makes it illegal for kids to take out the trash. 246 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Oh. Okay. 247 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,000 All these parents start out... 248 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:53,000 I struggle to get my girls to help with chores around the house, especially taking out the trash. 249 00:23:53,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Well, there is one weird law in Missouri that says children should not take out the trash if there is one particular item in it. 250 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 What is it? 251 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:22,000 If there is a beer can, a bottle, wine bottle, or anything alcoholic, even if the container is empty in that trash, a child under 21 is not allowed to touch it. 252 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000 That's idiotic. 253 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:29,000 So kids can get out taking out the trash. 254 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Alright. 255 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:35,000 Okay. Well, you know what? 256 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Okay. 257 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:41,000 Alright. Well, what was the next one you wanted to go into? 258 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Uh... 259 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Well, let me just go quick. 260 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 It's about a mummy that they found. 261 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 Okay. 262 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Uh... 263 00:24:54,000 --> 00:25:00,000 Okay. Now, I'm seriously not going to be able to pronounce this name. 264 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 Just do the best... 265 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,000 D-I-N-G-H-U-I. 266 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 It's Chinese. 267 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Okay. 268 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 They found a mummy. They found a mummy. 269 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,000 Okay. We're going to call the mummy Billy. 270 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000 Yeah. 271 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 The mummy Billy. 272 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:20,000 They found this mummy in 19... They discovered... 273 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,000 Here, I'll just read it. 274 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:35,000 The mummy... The body was from 168 or 169 B.C., also known as Lady Dai, D-A-I. 275 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Okay. 276 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Or Marquis of Dai. 277 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000 Okay. 278 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:48,000 Was a Chinese noblewoman and wife of the... C-A-N-G. 279 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000 Okay. 280 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:56,000 The Marquis of Dai and the Chancellor of Changsha Kingdom. 281 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000 Okay. 282 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000 During the Western Han Dynasty. 283 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Okay. 284 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:12,000 Well, they found her tomb and her well-preserved remains and 1,400 articles were discovered in 1968. 285 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Hmm. 286 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Her body and belongings are currently under the care of Hunan Museum. 287 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Her body is notable as being one of the most well-preserved mummies ever found. 288 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000 Wow. 289 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:39,000 And what the other article I was reading was describing about how her body, her blood vessels were still intact. 290 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:48,000 And she was not... They did not... What do you call it? 291 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 They didn't mummy-fly her. 292 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Oh, shit. 293 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 This is all natural. 294 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000 Okay. 295 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,000 Just by the way she laid and where she laid and in what? 296 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,000 Yeah, and they found her in a fetal position, actually. 297 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Wow. 298 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 Yeah, yeah, so... 299 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000 Okay. 300 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:15,000 I may want to look more up on that sort of thing, but yeah, her body was so perfectly intact from what I was reading. 301 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Okay. 302 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:33,000 And then I also have a story about the baker, the knight, the titanic guy. 303 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:42,000 The gentleman that was... He was the baker on the titanic. 304 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,000 Okay. 305 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:49,000 I don't know. 306 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,000 Go ahead. 307 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000 Hello? 308 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Well, I may have to get back with that one because I'm not finding that story right now. 309 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000 Okay. 310 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 Oh, well, I got some stuff. 311 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Oh, go ahead. 312 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Okay. 313 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000 You need me to find it. 314 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000 That's all right. 315 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Cider is a favorite drink of kids and adults. 316 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Would most adults performing the hard version? 317 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,000 However, cider makers only make cider from apples. 318 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:22,000 So if you had a pear cider, then you were actually drinking a pear-y. 319 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:26,000 P-E-R-R-Y. 320 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Yeah, nobody knows it's called a pear-y. 321 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000 I knew that. 322 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 But yeah, it's called a pear-y. 323 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Well, you see, they sell them as pear cider when actually there is not a pear cider. 324 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000 It's a pear-y. 325 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:46,000 And it's pear juice, basically, made a certain way. 326 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,000 Scientists have discovered that a Greenland shark can live for up to 500 years. 327 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:59,000 This means there was a shark swimming today that was potentially alive when pilgrims settled Jamestown. 328 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Isn't that crazy? 329 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,000 500 years. 330 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:10,000 If you enjoy pumpkin spice flavored foods, you're likely to appreciate cinnamon and nutmeg. 331 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:15,000 Nutmeg adds a warm and spicy flavor to food and drinks in small amounts. 332 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:24,000 However, in larger amounts, it can cause hallucinations and ultimately be fatal. 333 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 And that's crazy, isn't it? 334 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Yeah, that is. 335 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,000 If you have children, you likely read from Dr. Seuss's book. 336 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:38,000 These favorites have been around for generations, but you are likely saying the same to author's name incorrectly. 337 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,000 According to friends and family, the name rhymes with voice, not deuce. 338 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:48,000 So Dr. Seuss, not Seuss. 339 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Isn't that crazy? 340 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Everybody says Dr. Seuss is Dr. Seuss according to his own family. 341 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,000 The Easter Island heads are more than just heads. 342 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:08,000 During evacuation, archaeologists unearthed bodies on these massive stones, some measuring as tall as 33 feet. 343 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:16,000 So Easter Island, all the statues on there, actually had bodies. 344 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000 Hmm. 345 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000 Water sounds different to... 346 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:25,000 People were wondering that. 347 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Yep, water sounds different depending on the temperature. 348 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:33,000 He changes how thick water is, which affects the sounds water makes when it is running. 349 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Cold water makes a higher pitch than hot water. 350 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Hmm. Okay. 351 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Got me on that one. 352 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 Nope. Didn't know that one. 353 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000 Nope. 354 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Alright. 355 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:52,000 If you've ever have received a speeding ticket, it was likely a bit higher than 8 miles per hour, 356 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:59,000 which was the first recording speeding ticket in 1896. 357 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:05,000 E is the most common letter in English language, appearing on 11% of all words. 358 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:16,000 A is the next, and it appears on 8.5% of words, while Q is the rarest letter, only appearing on 0.2% of words, and I believe that completely. 359 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:21,000 You don't see Q on a lot of words. Never. 360 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 Yeah. 361 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Throughout the world, people are familiar with animals and police service, particularly dogs and horses, 362 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:37,000 but there are regions in China that rely on the loud and disruptive nature of geese to help police the streets. 363 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:42,000 Their commotion has deterred many criminals in recent years. 364 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,000 I bet! 365 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,000 Geese are mean little motherfuckers. You've ever had one come after you? 366 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 Yeah they are. Yeah they are. 367 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,000 I had a neighbor that had some. 368 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 Oh, they are? 369 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 We didn't play in that yard. 370 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,000 And another thing is geese, you just can't go out and shoot them either. 371 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:10,000 So they're not like open game or a hunted species because they come into cities all the time, right? 372 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:16,000 And those fuckers will shut down a freeway, they'll shut down stores, because I mean all different kinds of stuff, 373 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:23,000 because they just start like walking across everywhere and everyone has to halt for them. It's crazy. 374 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000 Kind of looks like the beginning of the Partridge family or something, right? 375 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, hell yeah. 376 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,000 Alright, anybody our age knows that? Anybody under that? I don't know, maybe not. 377 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:38,000 Hail storms are common, but some planets are diamond storms. 378 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:43,000 On Saturn and Jupiter, lightning strikes carbon soot and hardens into graphite. 379 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Then the material becomes pressurized during the storm and becomes a diamond. 380 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,000 The result is diamond hail. 381 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000 That wouldn't be a bad hail storm, would it? 382 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 Nope. 383 00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Hell yeah, I'll take those diamonds over here, bitch. Fucking set them right here. 384 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Bill Gates is part of the Given Pledge, which encourages those able to donate half of their wealth to those less fortunate. 385 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:19,000 Gates has donated around 30 billion to nonprofits, and he has saved more than 6 million lives through vaccine and healthcare initiatives. 386 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:24,000 To date, 231 philanthropists have signed his pledge. 387 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000 Okay, cool. 388 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000 Mr. Sir? 389 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 Scott will name the unicorn. 390 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:38,000 Though never seen in person, the national animal, the Scots opted for this mythical creature over the Loch Ness Monster 391 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:43,000 for the role the unicorn played throughout their history. 392 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 Okay. 393 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000 Didn't know that, but I know it now. 394 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:53,000 According to many astronauts, space does indeed have a smell. 395 00:33:53,000 --> 00:34:01,000 Many spacewalkers describe space as smelling like seared steak or hot metal. 396 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 Hmm. 397 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 That is interesting. 398 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:10,000 I never even thought about what space would smell like. 399 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,000 No, I haven't either. 400 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,000 Humans are not the only species that can dance. 401 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Sea lions have the ability to move their bodies to the rhythm of an external beat. 402 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:28,000 If you see a sea lion, they consider challenging it to a dance-off. 403 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 No, thank you. 404 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:35,000 I'll just go ahead and let the sea lion dance as much as it wants and I'll just stand there and go, 405 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 hey, look at this shit. 406 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,000 This sea lion can dance. 407 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 I'll grab my cell phone. 408 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 Yeah, yeah. 409 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,000 I'll get a million hits on YouTube. 410 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000 Yeah. 411 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:53,000 There's a species on Earth considered to be immortal. 412 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:59,000 The immortal jellyfish is aptly named as it can transform some of its cells into the childhood state. 413 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,000 The reaction usually occurs when the animal feels threatened. 414 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:09,000 Jellyfish also has a habit of hitchhiking on boats, and scientists have found them throughout the world now. 415 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000 Huh. 416 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Wow. 417 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,000 Newborn babies are incredibly different than what they will grow up to be. 418 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:22,000 At birth, the baby's head is approximately one quarter of its body weight. 419 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,000 The baby's brain will also double in size in one year. 420 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:34,000 Babies also have 300 bones, while adults only have 206. 421 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,000 Okay, I never heard that one. 422 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000 I don't know. I think it's true. 423 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,000 I didn't cross-reference this at all. 424 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000 So anyhow, you get what you get. 425 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,000 Look, man, we tell you, if you do anything over here, we always tell you, don't believe us. 426 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Go look. 427 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:53,000 Go look, and if we're fucked, we told you we're fucked, so no big surprise. 428 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 So there. 429 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Is that Nellis? Call in. Tell us what's wrong. 430 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000 Yeah, that's right. 431 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:06,000 816-217-7717. 432 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,000 And I am going to start doing remotes at the city market again. 433 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Okay, okay. 434 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Yep. So. 435 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:18,000 Anyhow, let's see. 436 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:26,000 Dolphins are highly trainable creatures. During the Vietnam War, both American and the Soviet Union trained dolphins. 437 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:33,000 These animals could detect mines, deliver needed equipment to divers, retrieve lost items, and protect submarines. 438 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,000 Dolphins are very intelligent and emotional. 439 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:44,000 The dolphin who portrayed Flipper chose not to return to the surface for air and died with her trainer, essentially committing suicide. 440 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 Wow. 441 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,000 That is, that's sad. 442 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,000 I always wondered what happened to Flipper. 443 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,000 He told himself because he loved his trainer that much. That's crazy. 444 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,000 Yes, yes. 445 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:11,000 The Earth has earthquakes and the Moon has moonquakes. Total distress caused by the distance between the Earth and the Moon causes these tremors. 446 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,000 Alright. 447 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:22,000 Most parents feel like their babies grow fast and those with teenagers often feel they cannot keep enough food for their growing kids. 448 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:28,000 Yet human children have nothing on blue whales. The offspring of these mammals can grow up to 200 pounds in a single day. 449 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:35,000 This is rapid growth weight, can last an entire year, and I've seen that before. I believe that is true. 450 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,000 Yeah, I believe it's true too. 451 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:48,000 Sea slugs are almost invincible. If someone severs the head of a sea slug from the body, a new body grows. 452 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,000 Must be nice. 453 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000 Yeah. 454 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Talking to your dog may not be crazy after all. I never thought it was crazy. 455 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,000 I talk to my dogs all the fucking time. You know what? And they answer me. 456 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:07,000 They don't go, hey Mark, they answer me their own way and I understand what it is. 457 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:11,000 And if you don't agree with me, fuck you. You're stupid. 458 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:17,000 Dogs are highly intelligent and can learn some English. Yeah, I do know that. 459 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:31,000 Dogs can learn up to 165 words, particular words with the hard T or R. This might explain why all dogs recognize the word treat. 460 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 That makes sense. 461 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Yeah. 462 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,000 Dinosaurs lived on every planet on the earth, including Antarctica. 463 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:45,000 The reason fossils are not prevalent everywhere is that the conditions were not great to preserve remains or create fossils in many places. 464 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:53,000 In fact, scientists think there were many species of dinosaurs we know nothing about because their bones were too small to fossilize. 465 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 That's interesting. 466 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000 I honestly, I believe that. 467 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 I do too. 468 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:09,000 Trees have been and existed on earth for approximately 350 years, yet trees are not as old as sharks, which have been around for 400 million years. 469 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000 Wow. 470 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Yep. 471 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,000 That's pretty, yeah, that's, yeah. Okay. 472 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:25,000 So let's see. Well, I guess that would be a species that didn't evolve very much, right? Because they're the same species? 473 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000 Yeah. Yeah. 474 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Boy, I'd take that. So, okay. 475 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000 All right. 476 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,000 Let's see. 477 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:42,000 Due to scientific advancements in life today, more twins are being born now than ever before. 478 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:47,000 In the early 1980s, there were nine twin births per 1000. 479 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000 Nine births per 1000. 480 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,000 Today, there are 12 to 14 twin births per 1000. 481 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:59,000 More and more families use fertility treatments, which results in a higher chance of multiples. 482 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Many adults are also delayed childbearing to accommodate careers. 483 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:08,000 Doctors also associate twins with older maternal age. 484 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,000 So there you go. 485 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:16,000 Older ones hatch that extra. 486 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:24,000 The narwhals tusk, often compared to the unicorn's horn, tells scientists how old the animal is and its living conditions each year. 487 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Similar to a tree, the tusk grows a ring every year. 488 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:37,000 Now, this next one I know all about because I read a couple of books on it, and it's true. 489 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:45,000 Lincoln had a bodyguard on duty on the night of his assassination. 490 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Fred Patrick Parker had already arrived late for his shift. 491 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:55,000 Then he decided to take a break and get a drink in a nearby saloon during the show. 492 00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:02,000 During his absence, John Wilkes Booth entered Lincoln's box and shot the president. 493 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 I have heard that. 494 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Yep. Yep. 495 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:14,000 So, yeah, if his bodyguard was there, he might have ate the bullet for the president. 496 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,000 The most people are aware that Beethoven was deaf. 497 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:24,000 However, the musician figured out a way to hear even after losing the ability to hear sounds. 498 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:33,000 If Beethoven's bit into a metal pole that he connected to his piano, then he could hear through a process called bone conduction. 499 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:37,000 I believe that's true. 500 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000 Yeah. 501 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:44,000 The Nobel Prize is a highly coveted recognition in the scientific community. 502 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:52,000 Most award winners spend so much of their time in one field to earn the prize. 503 00:41:52,000 --> 00:42:01,000 Marie Curie, however, is the only person to win the award in two different fields, physics and chemistry. 504 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:08,000 During Prohibition, the United States government became so frustrated, citizens still consumed alcohol. 505 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 Bootleggers took drastic measures. 506 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:16,000 Bootleggers often stole industrial alcohols, so the government poisoned these alcohols. 507 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:21,000 By the end of Prohibition, scientists estimate nearly 10,000 people died from this tactic. 508 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000 That is dirty. 509 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000 Yeah, it is. 510 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000 So they want to drink and you kill them? 511 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,000 So that's better than people drinking? 512 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Yeah, that's nuts. 513 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:40,000 Napoleon is one of the greatest generals in military history, yet he was almost bested by a large herd of rabbits. 514 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,000 To celebrate a victory, friends organized a rabbit hunt. 515 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,000 The groups brought thousands of rabbits to release for the hunt. 516 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:51,000 Upon release, many turned on the celebrators, including Napoleon. 517 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,000 Yeah, I say go rabbits. 518 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,000 Yeah, I do too. 519 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000 That's cool. 520 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,000 Texas is the only state that chose to join the United States. 521 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:05,000 The country added all other states by annexation. 522 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:13,000 Texas willingly joined with a treaty and it was an independent nation from 1836 to 1845. 523 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:19,000 And you go down to Texas, they're still like another country, let's face it. 524 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:23,000 They're like, we're Texas and leave us alone. 525 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000 So anyhow. 526 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:29,000 There are many highly decorated military animals throughout American history. 527 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:37,000 During World War I, the 1st Infantry Division used rags, a terrier mix, to transport messages between units. 528 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:41,000 Chief was the last mount or military horse in the Army. 529 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:46,000 The military gave both of these animals full military honors at their burials. 530 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:51,000 In fact, leaders buried Chief in an upright position on Fort Riley. 531 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:55,000 So that's just out there in Kansas about two hours? 532 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000 Yeah, yeah. 533 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000 That's pretty cool. 534 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000 Very cool actually. 535 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:05,000 I think they deserve the same recognition too. 536 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 Oh, you too? 537 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,000 M&Ms are one of the most beloved candies in the world. 538 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:20,000 But unknown to many, the M's stand for Mars and Murray, the two men that developed the candy. 539 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:25,000 Rations given to soldiers during the Spanish-American War inspired this candy. 540 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:29,000 Traditional chocolate bars would melt before soldiers could eat them. 541 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:38,000 The candy coating ensured soldiers could enjoy chocolates in the field. 542 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:45,000 Designers made the Infamous Knights watch cloaks from Game of Thrones in $250 IKEA rugs. 543 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,000 Costume designers for the show purchased these rugs. 544 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:54,000 Cut them, dyed them, and sewed them into heavy cloaks viewers saw on screen. 545 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 Wow. 546 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000 Wow. 547 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,000 Friends is a well-loved show that airs on many channels. 548 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,000 This is still branded on merchandise today. 549 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,000 The cast still receives a percent of everything the show makes, 550 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:14,000 resulting in each of the main six cast members getting a check for around $20 million each year. 551 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:18,000 The most expensive new car ever sold went for $13 million. 552 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,000 The custom-built Rolls Royce is one of a kind. 553 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:30,000 And the most expensive car ever purchased is a 1963 Ferrari GTO that recently sold for $70 million. 554 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000 Wow. 555 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000 Yep. 556 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000 That's a lot of money. 557 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,000 Yeah, it is. 558 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,000 Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors, and horrible pranks? 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