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Live from the historic River Market District in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the

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banks of the beautiful Crystal Blue Walkers of the Missouri River, it is Two Douchebags

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and Microphone Podcast.

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Two Douchebags and a Microphone, the number one show for people that lie about their favorite

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podcast.

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This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags and a Microphone.

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People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast.

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One, smell.

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Go to the city market and start sniffing.

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Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats, Tabasco sauce, and

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old sock with dark fuzzy urine.

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Two, look for the spot absent of patrons.

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Three, the most telling sign is a crowd of patrons vomiting uncontrollably.

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Four, just call us at 816-512-7717.

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As pleasant as 50 grit sandpaper to your inner thighs.

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Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright, as promised, Alternative Insults, Men's Edition and Women's Edition.

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The first.

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Alright, the first are men.

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One of the ones I used to love to use was, you call somebody a sundress.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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That is feminine.

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Light.

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Breezy.

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About everything a man doesn't want to be called.

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Yeah.

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Next one, big lady shaver.

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That one's pretty good because you shave women's legs.

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Yeah, but you could look very different side.

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I know, I thought of it like that too, but it's going to be in how you say it.

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Alright, yeah, let's keep it to a little.

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Yeah, you're a big lady shaver.

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What?

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Yeah.

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Next one, ant farm.

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Oh my god.

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Yeah, I mean, I like that one just because it's kind of like a little terrarium full

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of ants and all their little mazes.

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That just means crap's coming out of you everywhere.

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Yes.

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Yep.

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If you look at an ant farm, there's ants coming out of like a volcano and lava.

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Yes, they're all in there digging and stuff.

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Well, you're not even the ant, you're the farm.

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The next one, push-up bra.

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And that's pretty obvious.

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But then again, there's a side to that that you might like too.

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Yeah, there it is.

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Yeah, but then again, it's on how you say it towards the person.

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You got to say it with some force.

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You're a push-up bra.

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What?

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Yes, you are.

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This next one I love because there's no getting around this one.

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Call someone a teacup.

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Oh.

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You're a teacup.

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That's old school there.

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Yeah, it is.

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You imagine like, I don't know, Mary Poppins drinking out of a little teacup.

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You're not even Mary Poppins, you're the teacup.

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The next one, mini tulip.

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You're not even a full tulip.

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Just a little mini tulip.

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You're just a little bitty one sprouting out.

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You may not even have a bloom.

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You probably don't even have a bloom on you yet.

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It's just like a little mini tulip.

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Next one, vacuum hose.

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That could be on a car.

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That could be on a Hoover, anything, whatever.

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Yeah, you're catching all the dirt.

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Next one, instruction packet.

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I can't talk tonight.

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Well, I can't talk any night, but anyhow.

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Well, I'll just throw you in the trash.

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Yeah, I was cleaning the pool earlier, like I told you, and I get all this pollen and

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Oh, I know.

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I know.

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Like I told you off the air before we started, I was nationally certified to be a pool technician

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for 10 years.

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Who did you work for?

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No, it was a...

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I worked for a property management company.

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I had some condos down here for a property management company down here at the lake.

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I got a five-year certification.

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Which in that time, things didn't work out, I left.

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But I'm still certified for five years.

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Oh, wow.

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Did you not like the work?

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I didn't like the boss.

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Oh, yeah, that makes everything.

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It makes everything.

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But a few years later, I went back.

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Got certified for another five years.

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So, 10 years certified.

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Oh, okay.

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I could have went anywhere in the United States, seen a swimming pool or a hot tub or a spa,

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whatever, that I did not...

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I could have had them check it at any point.

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You know what?

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And if I felt it was not fit for use, I could tell them to lock it down without my card

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and it cannot open back up until it passed my inspection.

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Wow.

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And you know what?

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You're in the wrong area because Florida is where they are absent of all these people.

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Florida, they don't have enough people.

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They haven't.

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I was a friend of mine moved down there and he was a pool guy and he couldn't work enough.

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I mean, he said, man, I'm working 12 hours a day, seven days a week.

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And he said, I'm still not even starting to scratch it.

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And he just went down there and put up some flyers and people are just calling everywhere,

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hey, I need you to come out here.

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I need you to come out here.

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And he said just simple shit too, like holding your breath and going underwater and putting

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in a new light or just vacuum in a pool or just adjusting the chemicals.

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He said, like, man, there's so many elderly down there that can't do it or don't want

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to know how to do it that he said he just he could not work enough down there.

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It wore him out so bad.

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He moved back up here.

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He's like, man, he goes, I go down there and I fall into the trap of always working.

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He said, I don't enjoy the ocean or nothing because I'm working 12 hours a day, seven

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days a week.

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So OK, well, let me tell you something, Mark.

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Everybody thinks like those are great, which it is.

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It's great to visit.

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It's great to visit.

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Go ahead, though.

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But if you move here to work here and live here.

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Yeah, it's like any other tourist area.

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You know what I'm talking about, Mark.

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No, I know.

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I know.

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The wages are low.

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You know, but the tourists drive the prices of everything up.

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Yes.

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Which I think if you don't mind, I'm going to work on a new segment.

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Rob's Rents.

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That's fine.

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I'm looking for new segments, and that sounds right up our alley anyhow.

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That sounds great.

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Yeah, yeah, I know.

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This is.

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And I'll talk to you out there about it.

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Yeah.

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There's some things that's changing in this world that people our age don't like.

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Like I said, I used to go to Camdenton.

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It was for about a half year once you live there, but I used to go there actually probably

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three quarters of a year.

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I used to go there every weekend for a while in the early 2000s.

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And anyhow, I'm pretty familiar with the area, and I know people that lived there that I

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got to be friends with.

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And they all said the same thing.

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You can't find a job that pays good enough to live, but then all these people rent these

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places out for the lake, and it drives the cost up everywhere.

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So you can't really make enough money down there.

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Amen.

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But, you know.

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And most of them ended up, including the girl I used to see down there, moved back up to

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KC.

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They said, you know what, at least we can live better up there, you know.

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And this is what they all came to the conclusion.

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We'll visit down there.

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I've been talking to you about this.

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I've been thinking about moving up there.

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Oh, I know.

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With my 18 year old son.

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But, I don't know.

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I'm starting to say I guess it, Mark.

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You know what?

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You'll find out in time whether you want to or not.

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Well, the more I hear about how much has changed up there.

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Yeah.

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The shootings that are happening in areas that we never would have thought of.

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Crime is out of control in Kansas City.

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The cat's out of the bag.

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It's not getting better.

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It's going to get worse.

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And it's been a great.

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And I do not want to bring my son up there to be a casualty.

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Rob, I get it.

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Straight bullet.

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Rob, I get it.

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I understand what you're saying.

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Yeah.

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But yet, you know what?

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Kansas City is my heart and I would love to come back.

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I'm on the fence right now.

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You know what?

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Hang on.

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This is not for the podcast.

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We'll talk and I'll tell you some areas you need to go to to live to where you'll be better.

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Oh, I know some.

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I know some.

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Yeah.

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So anyhow, you don't want to just come in willy-nilly and just go anywhere because there's

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areas you do not want to be in and that's all there is to it.

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Oh, no.

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We talked about this.

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We mentioned it on the podcast before.

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I'm going to stay still.

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So now going along with our other wet match is another thing you can call a guy because

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a wet match is worthless.

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Yeah.

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You don't get lit.

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Nope.

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Nope.

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You get thrown on the ground.

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It's like this ain't going to work.

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Fuck it.

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And you throw it away.

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And then the last one is a tablecloth.

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You lie on the table preventing the table from getting messed up with food and water

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and beverage.

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Yeah.

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I liked it.

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I mean, I don't know.

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I've heard it enough to where I'm not like busting out loud laughing, but we hope you

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are out there and if not, we'll know by the numbers.

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Yeah.

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So.

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Okay.

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You know, we could always throw you in the washing machine.

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You know what?

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That's right.

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You know what?

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That's true.

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Okay.

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And there you have that southern accent, southern Missouri.

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You said washing machine.

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Mark, I grew up in Kansas City.

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Do they say that up here too?

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I did.

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Okay.

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All right.

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That's cool.

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It's they're not the right.

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I was southern, you know, Oklahoma, southern Missouri.

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That's where my family comes from and West Virginia.

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And South Carolina.

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So.

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Do those guys like their barbecue there?

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I hope not.

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Well, some of them grew up in Kansas City and they took the barbecue back and yeah, they

268
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changed people.

269
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Oh, okay.

270
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Yeah.

271
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Because that Carolina barbecue they call barbecue is shit on a plate.

272
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It's horrible.

273
00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,520
Oh, dude.

274
00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:47,560
Hey, I'm down here in Campton.

275
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I'm buying really jack stack barbecue sauce at Walmart.

276
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Oh, oh, they sell it down here.

277
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:55,960
Yes.

278
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Because I miss hometown barbecue.

279
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:57,960
Yep.

280
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Well, they must sell jack stack about anywhere in Missouri then.

281
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That's cool.

282
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Good.

283
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,400
Good for that.

284
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It kind of getting like shaky now.

285
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,000
Yeah, pretty much.

286
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000
Okay.

287
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,080
I miss my Kansas City barbecue.

288
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:16,520
Well, jack stack barbecue is still, it's still good.

289
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So some of it has surpassed it with some of the new gourmet stuff that they come out like

290
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:26,640
Q39 and Slaps and Joe's and stuff like that, but it's still very, very good.

291
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So.

292
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,640
All right.

293
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,800
Well, what we get down here is original.

294
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,000
Okay.

295
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000
There's good barbecue there.

296
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000
Jack stack.

297
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000
Okay.

298
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000
There's good barbecue down there too.

299
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000
Oh, yeah, there is.

300
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000
There is.

301
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000
But it's nothing like Kansas City.

302
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000
I'm sorry.

303
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000
No, no.

304
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000
I'm sorry.

305
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000
I'm part of the whole.

306
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:50,720
The originals are up here.

307
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:54,120
And I tell everybody down here that I'm partial.

308
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,120
I'm from Kansas City.

309
00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:07,040
Well, one thing I noticed in the Ozarks too is, excuse me, it's not just Kansas City barbecue

310
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down there.

311
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:11,240
You get some Texas, you get some Oklahoma style, you get some Memphis style.

312
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St. Louis.

313
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,240
You get St. Louis style.

314
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Yeah.

315
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,240
Yeah.

316
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:21,120
You get everything, but Kansas City, it's my hometown.

317
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,120
You got to love it.

318
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,680
And it's well known.

319
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,640
Anyone would taste Bud's Kansas City style.

320
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:33,120
I see reports on it going through our news feeds here for the broadcast.

321
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,840
Kansas City's top notch.

322
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:37,840
It's the best.

323
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:45,480
I had a report on Jesse Jim's rated, but you don't want to see it.

324
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,480
Was it bad or good?

325
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:47,480
Not where we were.

326
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,480
We weren't there.

327
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,480
Really?

328
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,480
We were what?

329
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,480
We were what?

330
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,480
Number two, number three in Kansas City?

331
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:59,480
Well, we were number one in Kansas City, number two or three in the country.

332
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,480
Yeah.

333
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,480
Well, I'm not.

334
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:13,760
In my notes, I'm not flying the Oracle right now, but I think we're Jesse Jim's ranked

335
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:20,440
like number four or five in Kansas City.

336
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,440
Wow.

337
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:22,440
Yeah.

338
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,440
They're way down the list.

339
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,440
They're way down.

340
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I find that surprising because I still go there and they still have good food.

341
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,600
Yeah.

342
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,960
I haven't been there since I worked there, man.

343
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:34,960
Wow.

344
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:35,960
Okay.

345
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:36,960
Well, I go there quite a bit.

346
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:37,960
It's right down the road from me.

347
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:38,960
It's about a mile away.

348
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,960
From your house?

349
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:40,960
Yeah.

350
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:41,960
Wow.

351
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:42,960
All right.

352
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:43,960
I didn't know that.

353
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:44,960
Yeah.

354
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:45,960
Okay.

355
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:46,960
Yeah.

356
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:53,160
When I make it up there, we're going to go there for old time's sake.

357
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,160
Yeah.

358
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,160
Yeah.

359
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,160
They still have good food.

360
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,040
They changed the menu quite a bit since we used to work there.

361
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:03,800
And when we're going to sit down, we're going to eat, we're going to have a good time, and

362
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:07,280
then when we stand up to leave, you're going to give me one of those fake kisses.

363
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,280
There we go.

364
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,280
Like we used to do.

365
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,280
And freak everybody out.

366
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,280
Nowadays, people wouldn't freak out.

367
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,280
And let's hope one of the bad noise are there.

368
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,280
They were there all the time.

369
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,280
Mike and Debbie are there all the time.

370
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,280
Oh, Mike will love it.

371
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,280
Mike remembers it.

372
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,280
Mike remembers it.

373
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,280
He'll turn it all the way back.

374
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,280
Mike wanted it out there as bad as we did.

375
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,280
Yeah.

376
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:30,680
Well, he's stuck there.

377
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:31,680
It's his.

378
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:40,360
He would turn around and go back in the kitchen if he saw you and me both there.

379
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,360
He'd be like, no, I'm not doing this.

380
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:47,560
No, me and you are walking up in the back door.

381
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,560
Yeah, that's it right there.

382
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:59,160
I'm going to go for the alternative insults for women here quickly.

383
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,160
Yeah, that's it.

384
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,160
Okay.

385
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:06,160
Anyhow, 50 pound barbell.

386
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,160
Oh my God.

387
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,160
Yeah, that one's horrible.

388
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:16,880
Just imagine this big fucking lunky thing that people lift for muscles.

389
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:24,200
The next one for women, rock salt.

390
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,000
Rock salt's pretty abrasive.

391
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,960
Step on that shit.

392
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:34,840
The next one, knee pads.

393
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,480
That was bad because it kind of insinuates a little.

394
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,360
Actually, I've heard that one.

395
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,720
Oh, okay.

396
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,420
Probably have actually.

397
00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:45,440
Next one, clown nose.

398
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,000
Yeah.

399
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:52,240
And remember, the clown nose, you can get away with anything.

400
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,360
You can butcher a puppy.

401
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,200
You can kill people.

402
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,200
You can fucking throw battery acid.

403
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,320
Yeah, I wonder where that one came up.

404
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,320
Yeah.

405
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:04,920
It came up on a podcast when these dudes came up and we're talking about it about you can

406
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:11,400
fucking throw battery acid in a baby's face and people will be like, ah, he's got a clown

407
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,400
nose.

408
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,400
Yeah.

409
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,400
I heard it.

410
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,160
The next one you can call a woman, a stubbed toe.

411
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,160
Oh shit.

412
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,360
That's as abrasive and as horrible as it gets.

413
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,360
A bloody toe and oh fuck.

414
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:26,360
You know.

415
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:31,600
Oh, that reminds me a few of my asses.

416
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:36,040
They're stubbed toes, huh?

417
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,440
The next one, oil-based butter.

418
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,440
So you're like margarine.

419
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:43,200
You're not even real butter.

420
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,520
You're oil-based butter.

421
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:49,760
I'm not even gonna touch that one.

422
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:55,000
That's cool.

423
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,960
Next one after that, Jiffy lube.

424
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,400
That one's another innuendo too.

425
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,400
Yeah, yeah.

426
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,400
I got you.

427
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,400
I got you.

428
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,400
I got you.

429
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,400
We'll let everybody else make up their own opinion.

430
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,400
You can make up your mind.

431
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:15,600
The next one, I call some female friends this from time to time, sack lunch.

432
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,960
It's just so demeaning sounding.

433
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:26,600
Yeah, no other names.

434
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,320
Let's see.

435
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,320
The next one, splinter.

436
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,320
Ow.

437
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:37,600
Yeah, splinter doesn't sound so good, does it?

438
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,520
That's pain in the ass.

439
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,520
Yeah, splinters are pain in the ass.

440
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,520
It's not paining anywhere.

441
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,520
Yeah, that means, yeah, that means.

442
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,520
That's even worse.

443
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,520
Yep.

444
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:54,480
Next one and the last one, loud exhaust.

445
00:19:54,480 --> 00:20:00,320
And that is like a ticket sometimes or just very noisy and it bothers you.

446
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,320
I got you.

447
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,320
Yep.

448
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,320
I think everybody else does too.

449
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,320
Yep.

450
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:10,280
I read a little article.

451
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:14,160
This is a little bit different than what we're talking about, but it's talking about how

452
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:20,360
people collect ketchup packs and that like certain ones of them are worth thousands of

453
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,940
dollars.

454
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:29,560
And they're like specialty ones from Heinz, like stuff that I, like I guess at one point

455
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:35,920
in time, like Heinz and Hunt's, like promoted movies and stuff like that.

456
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:40,880
And they're specialty ketchup packs that are specifically named after something.

457
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,540
And like there's like a big rush of them on the internet.

458
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:46,920
People want to buy them because they like them.

459
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:47,920
They just want the packs.

460
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:52,360
And people are selling these packs that they found or have in their fridge that they've

461
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,360
had there for like 20 years.

462
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:57,920
They're buying them for thousands of dollars.

463
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,960
Really?

464
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,060
Yeah.

465
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:06,280
And that's more money than Brain's department right there.

466
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,240
There it is.

467
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,600
I found that interesting.

468
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,640
I'm like, what the hell?

469
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:16,960
And then I read into a little bit more and like it gave some examples, but I didn't download

470
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,440
the whole thing because that was one of those articles.

471
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:24,640
Like you had to like cut out like three quarters of it.

472
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:25,640
So anyhow.

473
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:33,000
And in Los Angeles, Uber Eats had to halt business for a while because people were stealing

474
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,080
the food.

475
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:40,000
I guess it's like a law over there that you don't enter anyone's house when you're Uber

476
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:44,220
eating, like you know, slinging the food.

477
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:47,760
So they have to leave them out on the porch or in a common area.

478
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,200
And there's people like going around hiding in the brushes.

479
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:55,200
They know people that order Uber Eats, maybe like elderly or maybe handicapped, can't get

480
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,200
out.

481
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,400
What they do is they sit there and they hide in the brush.

482
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:04,800
And then when the Uber Eats lands on the door, they go and fucking nab it really quick and

483
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,540
run off with it and eat it.

484
00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:13,840
So Uber Eats had to stop because too many people were like, I think it said at one point,

485
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:21,240
75% of the food that was going for the porches was being stolen by somebody.

486
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:25,400
It couldn't have been the same people because it was all over town at the same time.

487
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,400
Wow.

488
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:31,000
You see, I would have set somebody up.

489
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:36,240
I would have like took two plates of shit and someone acting like they're Uber Eats.

490
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,240
Fucking.

491
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,240
Yeah.

492
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:42,840
They had took a couple of dumps on a fucking plate and put a couple of platters over them

493
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,940
or one of those styrofoam things.

494
00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:48,140
Fucking locked it up and fucking.

495
00:22:48,140 --> 00:22:51,860
And then the plastic sealed it up and then they'd spend all this time fucking grabbing

496
00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:55,540
it running off and undoing the plastic.

497
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,540
Only it opened up.

498
00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:57,540
Shit.

499
00:22:57,540 --> 00:23:04,600
And then maybe like a little letter there is this fuck you asshole or something.

500
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:08,360
Or you got got bitch.

501
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:12,440
Or something like that.

502
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:16,600
So anyhow, you got anything on your plate there, Rob?

503
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,600
You got anything you want to?

504
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,600
Oh yeah.

505
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,600
Yeah.

506
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,600
I wrote a story.

507
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,600
Anyone have a wife carrying competition?

508
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,600
Okay.

509
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:23,600
And once again.

510
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,600
They messed up.

511
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:29,600
This is a story that I did check out and it backed up.

512
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,600
Look it up.

513
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,600
Anybody.

514
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:34,600
Okay.

515
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:41,600
The one thing that I did check out and it backed up.

516
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,600
Look it up.

517
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:45,600
Anybody.

518
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,600
Okay.

519
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:52,600
The winner receives his wife's weight in beer.

520
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,600
Oh no no.

521
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,600
No see I read a brief description of it.

522
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:03,600
But then I actually went into food.

523
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:07,600
It's like an Olympic in Finland.

524
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:12,600
They do multiple things.

525
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,600
And the men have to carry them wives.

526
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,600
Doing like different obstacle courses.

527
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,600
Yeah it's like Olympics.

528
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,600
I kind of like that.

529
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,600
I think that's funny.

530
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,600
That's cool.

531
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:28,600
And the winner wins his wife's weight in beer.

532
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,600
Wow.

533
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,600
You know what if you think.

534
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,600
Like I said.

535
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,600
Look it up.

536
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,600
I did.

537
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,600
It pans out.

538
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:38,600
Okay.

539
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:43,600
If you think about it it's kind of a just reward so if your wife is like 300 pounds

540
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,600
and you can do that.

541
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,600
You just won yourself 300 pounds of beer.

542
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,600
If your wife's like 90 pounds.

543
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,600
I love it.

544
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,600
You just won yourself 90 pounds of beer.

545
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,600
Come on Mark.

546
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,600
Come on Mark.

547
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:58,600
Okay maybe you're not lugging around 300 pounds like that.

548
00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,600
But anyhow.

549
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,600
Wow.

550
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,600
I mean yeah.

551
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:06,600
Let's just split it down the middle and say 225.

552
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:11,600
I'll go drink water.

553
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,600
I don't need the backache.

554
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,600
Val doesn't even come close to 225 so I'm not worried about that.

555
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,600
I work.

556
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,600
I work.

557
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,600
Right now I'm working hard at 10 hours a day.

558
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,600
We bumped up 10 hours a day.

559
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,600
You guys are that busy?

560
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,600
Yeah.

561
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,600
Yeah.

562
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:34,600
And actually I'm going to work at well six hours on Saturday.

563
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,600
Wow.

564
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:42,600
Most manufacturing places I know have slowed way down here lately.

565
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,600
Wow.

566
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,600
Well that's cool.

567
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,600
Well I'm glad it's going so well.

568
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,600
I'm glad you're working so much.

569
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:48,600
That's great.

570
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,600
So am I.

571
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:54,600
So is everybody that I have.

572
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,600
Yeah I'm sure.

573
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:00,600
Hey Rob just admitted he's working extra hours on the podcast.

574
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,600
Time to hit him up.

575
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:07,600
Oh no honestly Mark I'm going to be honest with you.

576
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,600
Yeah.

577
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,600
I'm going to be honest with everybody.

578
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,600
I go to work.

579
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:16,600
I come home.

580
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,600
I do my duties.

581
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,600
I cook dinner.

582
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,600
I am single.

583
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,600
I have an 18 year old son.

584
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,600
I cook dinner.

585
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,600
I cook those dinners.

586
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:32,600
And then in my relaxation time in the evening.

587
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,600
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

588
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,600
It's strange insults from an alien.

589
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,600
Real hilarity.

590
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,600
Are you always such an idiot?

591
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:49,600
Or do you just show off when I'm around?

592
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,600
Hey look I think we found land.

593
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,600
Oh my god I think we're safe.

594
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,600
Oh no.

595
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,600
It's the island of horrible jokes.

596
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,600
What?

597
00:26:58,600 --> 00:26:59,600
What?

598
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,600
What?

599
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,600
What?

600
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,600
What?

601
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,600
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

602
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,600
A dinosaur.

603
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:11,600
Two douche bags and a microphone.

604
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,600
The number one show for people that lie about their favorite podcast.

605
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:21,600
I do my homework for the podcast.

606
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,600
Isn't it great though?

607
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,600
Isn't it fun to do though?

608
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,600
Oh man.

609
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,600
I'm all the time in the news.

610
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:34,600
I got a lot of stories I'll never give you.

611
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:35,600
You know what?

612
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,600
You got an open forum right now.

613
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,600
You got some other story you want to go into.

614
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,600
That's fine with me.

615
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,600
Oh well no.

616
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,600
We try not to go into politics.

617
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:45,600
Yeah you know what?

618
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,600
I mean I.

619
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:51,600
Most of the stories I've run across politics.

620
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,600
Although I do have.

621
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,600
You've had me busy working on one story.

622
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:04,600
But I've got another one that I'm going to try working on.

623
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,600
Yeah.

624
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,600
And I'll talk to you about it later.

625
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,600
Okay.

626
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,600
Look and also here's another thing.

627
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,600
You're welcome to.

628
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,600
It's going to be one of them very in depth stories.

629
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,600
I got to.

630
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,600
Okay.

631
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,600
I'm finding a lot of references.

632
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,600
I got to do a lot of homework on.

633
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,600
Okay.

634
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,600
Before I mention it on this show.

635
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,600
Okay Rob.

636
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,600
Let me say this though.

637
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,600
You're welcome to give your opinion on anything politically.

638
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,600
It does not bother me at all.

639
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,600
Matter of fact I think we align on a lot of stuff.

640
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:37,600
But here's the deal.

641
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,600
I will never personally do it.

642
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:44,600
Because when I started this podcast I swore I was never going to be one of those guys.

643
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,600
Now I listen to some of those guys.

644
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,600
And I think they're very good.

645
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:54,600
And there's a lot of guys that I think are extremely talented to do political shows.

646
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,600
And I will listen to them.

647
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:05,600
But the thing is this whole podcast was created as an outlet of all of that stuff.

648
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,600
You know all the shit going on.

649
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:11,600
I am for what you created this podcast out of Mark.

650
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,600
Yeah.

651
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,600
And I am totally agreement.

652
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:18,600
I do not want it to go political.

653
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,600
No this is a salute.

654
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:26,600
You want it like the old time radio shows.

655
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,600
Yes I just want it.

656
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,600
I heard it out of your mouth.

657
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,600
Dick jokes.

658
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,600
Dick jokes.

659
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,600
You know stuff like that.

660
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:33,600
Where?

661
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,600
Yeah.

662
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,600
Because those shows are gone.

663
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,600
Where facts.

664
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,600
You know the shows that still exist can't do that anymore.

665
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,600
I mean even locally Johnny Dare is not the same.

666
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,600
He still gets a little risque but not too much.

667
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,600
Bubba loves Sponge.

668
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,600
He doesn't.

669
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,600
You can't.

670
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,600
People like Stern.

671
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:56,600
He went to satellite but I didn't like him in a long time anyhow.

672
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,600
I don't think he's that funny.

673
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,600
Yeah we've had this conversation.

674
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:03,600
I've never thought he was extremely as funny as everyone else thought he was.

675
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,600
But anyhow.

676
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,600
I didn't like him personally.

677
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,600
I liked Man Cal quite a bit.

678
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,600
He was really good.

679
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,600
Especially when he was doing the Mad House.

680
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,600
His political stuff is cool.

681
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,600
He knows what he's talking about.

682
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,600
Very educated.

683
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,600
Very bright guy.

684
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:26,600
But I'm just like it's not my mainstay is political radio.

685
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,600
And anyhow he doesn't even really.

686
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:33,600
He just does a show on his own like once a Monday.

687
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,600
But he's not always doing.

688
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,600
You know.

689
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:41,600
I used to listen to Man Cal back in his early days.

690
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:47,600
Because I got into people like Bob and Tom.

691
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,600
Bob and Tom had their time too.

692
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,600
I always preferred more like Man Cal.

693
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,600
Because Bob and Tom was always kind of like more of a production where that.

694
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,600
And they were good.

695
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:57,600
Don't get me wrong.

696
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,600
But they always had like comedians come in and fill all the time.

697
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,600
Where a show like Man Cal or Johnny Dare or Bubba loves Sponge.

698
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,600
Wasn't it Man Cal that went head to head with Randy Miller?

699
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,600
Yeah.

700
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,600
Well yeah.

701
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,600
If you remember right.

702
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:13,600
Yes.

703
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,600
He used to be a part of Miller's show.

704
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,600
Yeah.

705
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,600
In the early days.

706
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,600
And it wasn't even in Kansas City if I remember right.

707
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:22,600
No it was.

708
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,600
Okay.

709
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,600
So it was in Kansas City.

710
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,600
Well when they worked together as in Kansas City.

711
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,600
But Man Cal was out of Chicago when he syndicated his show.

712
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,600
Yeah.

713
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,600
Yeah.

714
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:38,600
But that's why he came back and he was always putting down Randy Miller.

715
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:39,600
Yeah and Johnny Dare.

716
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,600
And Randy Miller went to put down Man Cal.

717
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,600
Yeah.

718
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,600
Yeah.

719
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,600
It is like.

720
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:46,600
I was up there then.

721
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,600
I was in Kansas City then.

722
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,600
Yeah.

723
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,600
And that was going on.

724
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,600
There was like hard feelings I guess from before.

725
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,600
Right.

726
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,600
Yeah there was.

727
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,600
There was.

728
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,600
He also attacked Johnny Dare very vigorously too.

729
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:02,600
But that was the whole thing of that 90's radio was attack, attack, attack.

730
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,600
Oh it was.

731
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:08,600
Because that's what Howard Stern did to Man Cal was attacked him and tried to belittle him

732
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,600
and make fun of him.

733
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,600
Fuck with his family and all that stuff.

734
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,600
And I found that very poor taste.

735
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:19,600
Because and I'm not even going to go into it but some of the stuff that Howard Stern did to me.

736
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,600
Cross the line screwing with his family and doing stuff like that.

737
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:23,600
Yeah.

738
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,600
And I never liked that.

739
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:28,600
That's why I didn't get into Stern.

740
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:33,600
No I always thought Stern was a self righteous miserable asshole.

741
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:39,600
And like I said there's parts of his shows I really like like Captain Janks and some other things.

742
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:47,600
But a majority of his show I thought was really kind of sad because the tone that he produced to me was not happy.

743
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,600
It was very angry and sad.

744
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:53,600
And I it just went my thing but obviously a lot of people loved him.

745
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,600
He did very well.

746
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,600
So anyhow that was just me though.

747
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,600
So anyhow and he still does well.

748
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,600
I mean he's a guy that's a fucking multi-millionaire not me.

749
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,600
So obviously he done something right.

750
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:12,600
So anyhow but that's just my own personal opinion on that.

751
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,600
Right now I'm giving you mine and I totally agree with you.

752
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,600
Yeah.

753
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,600
Oh but this all originated from political radio.

754
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,600
Political radio although I did enjoy it.

755
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,600
I don't so much now but I did enjoy it for a time.

756
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:33,600
I enjoyed listening to angry people yell about different situations and I found it fascinating.

757
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,600
But yeah yeah yeah.

758
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:40,600
But to me I kind of grew out of it but I never grew out of the dick jokes.

759
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,600
I always find a good dick joke is funny.

760
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,600
Tongue in cheek innuendo all that stuff.

761
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:53,600
But the difference to me between like Bob and Tom and Man Cow and Bubble Love Sponge and all those guys is this right here.

762
00:33:53,600 --> 00:34:14,600
Bob and Tom had comedians fill a lot of their void where the Man Cows and the Bubble Love Sponges even Howard Stern relied on themselves and their characters that they invented for the shows like Turd and Tard and whoever Randy Miller's guy was.

763
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:19,600
And and Stern had Cigarette John and Stuttering John and all that stuff.

764
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:28,600
You know they never had to have a comedian come in and fill like an hour or so void in their show.

765
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:36,600
And to me that was the difference between their shows why I was never really that huge into Bob and Tom.

766
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:44,600
The part of Bob and Tom that I do love that I got from their show that I put on this show quite a bit are the crazy news stories.

767
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,600
That part with was it Christie Lee I think or something like that.

768
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,600
I enjoyed that part.

769
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:50,600
Yeah Christie Lee.

770
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,600
Yeah Christie Lee I remember yeah.

771
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,600
I enjoyed that part of the show.

772
00:34:54,600 --> 00:35:01,600
Where I got into Bob and Tom is when I moved to Southern Missouri.

773
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,600
Oh they were in Springfield and like Thurgood.

774
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:16,600
No no well it's we didn't have the city the real people in the city that we grew up with.

775
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,600
They were out of the US 99.

776
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,600
Nationally.

777
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:22,600
Yeah yeah yeah.

778
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:31,600
No they were in Springfield on US 99 and then they went to another station but they were syndicated out of Indianapolis.

779
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:40,600
Exactly that's what I mean they were yeah that's I listened to them on this station you just mentioned.

780
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,600
US 99.

781
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,600
Yeah.

782
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,600
US 99.

783
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,600
They did very well there for a lot of years.

784
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:52,600
They actually were number one in St. Louis for years and then they had.

785
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,600
Gosh I can't believe it.

786
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,600
Well that's why I.

787
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:55,600
Like David.

788
00:35:55,600 --> 00:36:05,600
Because I couldn't listen to Johnny Gair I couldn't listen to Max Tanner and Moffitt.

789
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,600
Max Tanner and Moffitt was another one I failed to.

790
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:16,600
Which I am on the Facebook and called KY 102.

791
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,600
Oh so am I we're both on that I saw.

792
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,600
Read by Randy Grady.

793
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,600
Yeah.

794
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,600
Yeah.

795
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,600
Yeah yeah we're both on that one.

796
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,600
Yeah Max Tanner and Moffitt were good too for a long time.

797
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,600
Oh my god they were awesome that was my station.

798
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,600
But before that I hadn't even.

799
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,600
They shut that down and we were lost.

800
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:41,600
Yeah they had one before on KY and I don't know if you remember or not Dick and Jay.

801
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,600
Yeah I remember Dick and Jay.

802
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,600
Dick and Jay were actually my favorite off of KY 102.

803
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:52,600
I thought Dick and Jay were so good because they used to do theater of the mind so well.

804
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,600
They'd be like oh we're driving to Sedalia and they'd make all these sounds and they

805
00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:02,600
had no way capable of actually getting that signal in their van and sending it back.

806
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,600
And nobody knew this growing up.

807
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,600
They thought they had some new type of physical equipment that they could syndicate out of

808
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:09,600
the van.

809
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:10,600
Well not true.

810
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,600
They couldn't call it in there weren't cell phones or other stuff.

811
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,600
And they used to do all this theater of the mind stuff or act like there were somewhere

812
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,600
else where they weren't.

813
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,600
And that was the stuff I dug.

814
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:24,600
Because when I found out they really didn't do that I was just like perplexed.

815
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,600
I'm like no they hadn't have been there.

816
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,600
I heard the car screeching.

817
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,600
I heard the birds.

818
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,600
I heard this and that.

819
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,600
And I was like no they were not there.

820
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,600
They did a very elaborate prank on people.

821
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,600
And when I found this out I loved them more.

822
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,600
I wasn't mad at them.

823
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:46,600
I was like that is so cool that I could visualize everything that they said so well in my mind.

824
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,600
And then I put it together theater of the mind.

825
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,600
Theater of the mind means that.

826
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:55,600
That means what radio used to be before there was TV.

827
00:37:55,600 --> 00:38:00,600
There was these shows on like the Blue Beetle, the Lone Ranger, all of that stuff.

828
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:01,600
Stan Freberg.

829
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:08,600
All of these guys that when you heard them on the radio you saw this vision of what they

830
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:09,600
were.

831
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,600
And I'll never get that out of my mind.

832
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:15,600
That is so ingrained in my DNA that I just love it.

833
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,600
And that's why I do a podcast now.

834
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,600
And like I said before I don't care if I never make a dime.

835
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:21,600
This is my art.

836
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,600
This is my painting.

837
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,600
This is what I love doing.

838
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,600
If nobody likes it so be it.

839
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,600
I like it.

840
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,600
You know.

841
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,600
So.

842
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,600
And just so everybody knows.

843
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,600
I work to pay my bills.

844
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,600
Oh.

845
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,600
We're talking about.

846
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,600
Yes.

847
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,600
That's what we're paying for.

848
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,600
This is my hobby.

849
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:43,600
Yes.

850
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,600
Thank you Mark.

851
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,600
Of course.

852
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,600
You brought me my hobby I've been looking for.

853
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,600
Yeah.

854
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,600
Yeah.

855
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:50,600
You know what.

856
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,600
It's excellent.

857
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,600
When you got a hold of me and you wanted to call in and you told me what the podcast did

858
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:55,600
for you.

859
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,600
It gave me shivers.

860
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,600
Because that's exactly what I imagined it doing to people.

861
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,600
That's what I wanted it to do to people.

862
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,600
I wanted to take them back to the crack of the radio.

863
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:11,600
It probably hit me hard because man you were so close.

864
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:12,600
Yeah.

865
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,600
Of course.

866
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,600
You know we've been many years apart.

867
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,600
We're still so close.

868
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,600
Yeah we are.

869
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,600
We always will be.

870
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:25,600
Rob you know you could have been one of our victims so easy back then but you always broke

871
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,600
through.

872
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,600
You were a real cool person a real guy.

873
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,600
And you know what I mean by the victims and people we used to fuck with.

874
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,600
Yes I know because I was in on it.

875
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:36,600
Yes.

876
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,600
But you always broke through and there's always a reason why you weren't just one of the victims

877
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:46,600
of our little pranks and the drinking of the pisses and the paddling and the ass kickings

878
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:51,600
and the making fun of and the ridicule is because you were a real person that was a

879
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,600
good person and we realized that early on.

880
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,600
We're like you know what this guy's alright and that's how come you're always a part of

881
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:57,600
us.

882
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,600
Like Harry and all the shit he used to do.

883
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,600
Harry had a heart of gold.

884
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,600
Harry really did not.

885
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,600
He was so unassuming for being nuts.

886
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,600
He was so unassuming.

887
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,600
He was like the truest friend you could have.

888
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,600
Someone could be kidding around about you with your back turned.

889
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,600
They'd be like hey that's not true.

890
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:16,600
I love that guy.

891
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:17,600
Don't talk like that about him.

892
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,600
It's like hey relax I was just joking.

893
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:20,600
I've seen him do that before.

894
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:27,600
He was like the truest friend you could have because he was so innocent on that level.

895
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:37,600
I'll tell you what any one of us, me, you, or any of us would have took up for him.

896
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,600
Well we did.

897
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:39,600
We did a lot.

898
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:44,600
Somebody started talking cross and we were on them.

899
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:45,600
Yes.

900
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:50,600
You know who I need to get on this podcast but I cannot get his attention enough for

901
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,600
him to do it is Davey.

902
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,600
Davey?

903
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,600
Yeah.

904
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,600
I'll get a hold of Davey.

905
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:00,600
Get a hold of him.

906
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:05,600
Tell him to come on this podcast because he's agreed to do it nailing him down to the time

907
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,600
to do it.

908
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:07,600
Oh no no no.

909
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,600
Let me get a hold of Davey.

910
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,600
Let me get a hold of Davey.

911
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,600
I'll call him.

912
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,600
It's me and you right now.

913
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,600
The three of us.

914
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,600
One time.

915
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,600
Well I have no way to do it.

916
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,600
It's one time only.

917
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,600
I have no way to do a three way call.

918
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,600
Oh you.

919
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,600
Okay.

920
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:24,600
Well let's talk about that off air.

921
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,600
Let's see if we can get it happening.

922
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,600
I've got to figure out a system to do it.

923
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,600
I don't have it right here at hand but there's a way to do it.

924
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,600
Yes.

925
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,600
And we'll figure it out and we've got to have him out there.

926
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,600
Let's talk about this off air.

927
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,600
We've done it.

928
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,600
Yeah.

929
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:42,600
And believe me anybody out there that doesn't know Davey will know it when we're done.

930
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:47,600
Davey is the only guy that can do like 300 voices if you just tell him to.

931
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:51,600
He has every voice inside him that he can do and he can do it perfectly.

932
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:56,600
Anywhere from Pee Wee Herman to like a big fucking monster.

933
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:57,600
That guy can do it.

934
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,600
And the thing is on top of that he is so naturally funny.

935
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:02,600
I mean.

936
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,600
Davey.

937
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,600
Davey was the per.

938
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,600
Okay.

939
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:11,600
Everybody thought that we were all crazy until they met Davey.

940
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,600
Davey would do any dare.

941
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,600
Any dare.

942
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:16,600
Yes.

943
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,600
Yep.

944
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,600
Do you remember the snake?

945
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,600
Go ahead.

946
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,600
No.

947
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:23,600
No.

948
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:27,600
I'm not going to bring up on air because I do not have Davey's permission.

949
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:28,600
Oh.

950
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,600
Oh.

951
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,600
Oh.

952
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,600
Oh.

953
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:32,600
Yeah.

954
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:33,600
I do now.

955
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,600
I do now.

956
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:35,600
Took a second.

957
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:36,600
You do now.

958
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,600
Yeah.

959
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:38,600
That's.

960
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:39,600
Yeah.

961
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:40,600
That was Davey.

962
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:44,720
Remember when Davey took and carved with a knife all different kinds of obscenities in

963
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:50,720
Larry's forearm because he blew up snake eggs in his mom's microwave.

964
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,720
Oh yeah.

965
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:52,720
Yeah.

966
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:53,720
I remember that.

967
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:58,720
Davey grabbed the knife and just started cutting him.

968
00:42:58,720 --> 00:42:59,720
Yeah.

969
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:00,720
He did.

970
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:01,720
Yeah.

971
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:02,720
He did.

972
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:03,920
I was like I deserved it.

973
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:04,920
I deserved it.

974
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:05,920
I did wrong.

975
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:06,920
Yep.

976
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:07,920
Yeah.

977
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:08,920
He did.

978
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:09,920
He did.

979
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:10,920
I agreed with him.

980
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,920
I agree with Davey on that one.

981
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,920
Yeah.

982
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:14,920
But it was funny.

983
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,920
Davey comes in there.

984
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:16,920
What the hell?

985
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:17,920
Oh.

986
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:18,920
Oh.

987
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:19,920
Those are snake eggs.

988
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:20,920
What?

989
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:21,920
Oh man.

990
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,920
Good times back then.

991
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:23,920
Geez.

992
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:24,920
Oh.

993
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:25,920
We were.

994
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:26,920
Yeah.

995
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:27,920
Yeah.

996
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:28,920
Back then we were.

997
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:29,920
Yeah.

998
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:30,920
Anything happened at any moment.

999
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:31,920
Well you talk about mulling hard and stupid.

1000
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:32,920
That was us man.

1001
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:33,920
Anything.

1002
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:34,920
Oh my God was it.

1003
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:35,920
Oh my God.

1004
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:36,920
Oh my God.

1005
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:37,920
Oh my God.

1006
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:38,920
Oh my God.

1007
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:39,920
Oh my God.

1008
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:40,920
Oh my God.

1009
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:41,920
Oh my God.

1010
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:42,920
Oh my God.

1011
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,920
Oh my God was it.

1012
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:44,920
Yep.

1013
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:45,920
Wow.

1014
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:46,920
Boy.

1015
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:47,920
I'm glad it happened that day.

1016
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:48,920
And that's what I'm actually.

1017
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,920
I'm glad I grew up.

1018
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:50,920
Well yeah.

1019
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:51,920
Ain't no way I could.

1020
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:58,920
Ain't no way I could live that for the rest of my life.

1021
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,520
It wasn't meant to be that.

1022
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,920
It was meant to be these things that we do.

1023
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:03,920
We've been.

1024
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:04,920
We've been dead by now.

1025
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,920
Like I said.

1026
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:06,920
They were reference.

1027
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:11,280
They were basically reference points to anybody with a brain not to do.

1028
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,280
It's like.

1029
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,280
It's like.

1030
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:14,280
Oh my God.

1031
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,280
See this right here.

1032
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,280
Yeah you see this right here.

1033
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,280
Don't do it.

1034
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,280
And then they show it before and after.

1035
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,280
Do not try it.

1036
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,280
It's like.

1037
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,280
It's like Wile E Coyote.

1038
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:25,280
Do not try this at home.

1039
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,280
Yeah.

1040
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,280
Yep.

1041
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,280
So.

1042
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:29,280
Yep.

1043
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,280
Yeah.

1044
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,280
I would agree 100%.

1045
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:35,520
That's what all Rob's words came up in my head today at work.

1046
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,840
Okay coming up.

1047
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:42,320
Rob's rant is coming up but we have the final thoughts also.

1048
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,560
So are you wanting to do both of them Rob or you want to do your rant and then the final

1049
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,560
thought.

1050
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,560
Yeah we could do the rant first.

1051
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:50,560
Yeah go ahead.

1052
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:54,200
No he does not have the final thought last thing.

1053
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,920
This is not a perfected science.

1054
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,480
This is something that he developed the other day.

1055
00:44:58,480 --> 00:44:59,480
So forgive me.

1056
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,880
No he was just today while I was working.

1057
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,280
Oh today's okay.

1058
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:07,780
So we're going to have Rob's rant coming up which is kind of like a prototype.

1059
00:45:07,780 --> 00:45:12,360
So and he doesn't have anything written down so he's doing this just by just grabbing it

1060
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:15,160
out of thin air with a little bit of thought.

1061
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,080
Adlibbing it.

1062
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,280
So yeah not thin air.

1063
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,400
Adlibbing it.

1064
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:24,600
So anyhow we have Rob's rant and then we have Rob's final thought coming up.

1065
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:30,960
So this is where we put the spotlight on Rob and let Rob do whatever Rob wants to do on

1066
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:31,960
this.

1067
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,680
So anyhow hang on let me go over.

1068
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,200
Hang on here let me get a light.

1069
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:44,520
Damn this light is way up hang on.

1070
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,160
Yeah I'm looking for my.

1071
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,720
I'm trying to turn the spotlight on hang on hang on.

1072
00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:52,720
You're good you're good.

1073
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:55,360
Okay the spotlight is on.

1074
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,360
Spotlight is on.

1075
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:03,360
Oh it's flickering hang on.

1076
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:10,720
Nope nope nope okay there it is.

1077
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:11,720
Spotlight's on.

1078
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:12,720
Alright.

1079
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:21,080
Okay and a three two one a one and a two and a belly fill this too.

1080
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,080
Let's see what else.

1081
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,080
I don't know.

1082
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,080
Anyhow go ahead.

1083
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:29,080
Okay first time ever Rob's rant.

1084
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:40,720
I want to talk about changing signatures.

1085
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:49,640
Okay they went to where okay they went to away from cursive writing in school.

1086
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,480
Am I correct?

1087
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,040
People are too stupid to do it now.

1088
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,040
Not a joke.

1089
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,040
You know what I mean?

1090
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,040
Not a joke.

1091
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,240
When he's 18 he's graduating.

1092
00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:00,240
Good for him.

1093
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:06,600
He don't know how to write cursive.

1094
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,600
That is insane to me.

1095
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:17,920
Well the job I do I have to unload trucks.

1096
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:28,840
There's certain receipts that I have to sign from the truck drivers where you have to have

1097
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:34,480
your signature and print your name.

1098
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:35,480
Okay.

1099
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:40,720
Okay now here's my rant.

1100
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:51,040
If they do not teach cursive in school how can you do both of them?

1101
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:55,560
You're going to have to print your name on both of them.

1102
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:59,520
Yeah that's right.

1103
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:12,240
Also that also leads to your bank accounts anything where you have a personalized signature

1104
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:18,160
like we have all been taught to learn.

1105
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:22,520
I have a little thing in my signature I do.

1106
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,520
Everybody does.

1107
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:29,680
How are these millennials going to be able to do that?

1108
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:35,680
Well quite simply they're not.

1109
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,680
Because they don't teach it.

1110
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:47,200
Okay these trucking companies are they going to have to change their paperwork, they're

1111
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:51,040
going to have to change everything.

1112
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:56,240
They're the ones that are going to adapt everything not the people because the people are.

1113
00:48:56,240 --> 00:49:06,440
Now that also opens up the identity theft.

1114
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,920
I have a little thing in my signature.

1115
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:15,160
I don't know about anybody else but I have a little thing in my signature that like my

1116
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:24,680
bank knows that there's a couple different things I do that they notice that anybody

1117
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:28,280
who pulls my name would not do.

1118
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,800
Also here's the difference too you're talking about a smaller hometown bank?

1119
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,800
No I'm talking about anywhere.

1120
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,800
Oh anywhere okay.

1121
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:50,920
I mean the way I find my name there's two different differences maybe three that anybody

1122
00:49:50,920 --> 00:50:03,040
you know if you look at my ID my driver's license you compare the signatures you'll

1123
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,000
see it.

1124
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:18,640
But if you go to just printing your name in both spots what's that going to prove?

1125
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:19,640
No quite simply.

1126
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:20,640
Do you see my ring here?

1127
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,120
Yeah I do and quite simply.

1128
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,440
It opens it up to identity theft.

1129
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:31,360
That's going to be a lot more that's one of the reasons but also the criminals are so

1130
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:35,680
smart anymore that's not the only reason there's going to be more identity theft.

1131
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:42,200
It's because clearly the technology is like one second ahead of the criminal.

1132
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:47,520
As a matter of fact the criminals are probably past them in a lot of ways and that combined

1133
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:52,480
with people being lazy and not wanting to sign or know how to sign their signature are

1134
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:53,480
that combined.

1135
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:59,760
I mean it's just getting to where but here's another thing too to think about Rob.

1136
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,680
Where does our money actually come from now?

1137
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:04,680
From nothing.

1138
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:05,680
I don't have a clue.

1139
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,280
They're just bank notes that they print up.

1140
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:16,380
So yeah there is and they're all recirculated over years.

1141
00:51:16,380 --> 00:51:23,080
So banks just like whatever we'll just go back and get some more.

1142
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,520
So they got into this guy's account.

1143
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:29,680
Oh well business as usual am I right?

1144
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:30,680
Yeah.

1145
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:42,120
But I mean I don't understand the no curses thing.

1146
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,240
That's what used to identify people.

1147
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:54,160
And now you have documents that they're going to have to change because people don't know

1148
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:55,160
curses.

1149
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:56,160
Yeah.

1150
00:51:56,160 --> 00:52:06,680
Like I said when I unload a truck full of steel at work I have to sign the ticket stating

1151
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:11,080
yeah that's how many pieces that we receive.

1152
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:16,400
I have to sign it and then print my name.

1153
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:21,240
How are these kids going to do that?

1154
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:22,240
They're not going to.

1155
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:23,240
They're not going to Rob.

1156
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:26,240
They're not going to.

1157
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:29,240
They're just going to have to print their name twice.

1158
00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:30,240
Which okay that don't prove shit.

1159
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:34,640
Same person printed it twice.

1160
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:42,800
Now if they went back to invoice before they could see where the actual signature matched

1161
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,800
up.

1162
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:51,040
No I know but quite simply there's going to be more fraud and that's just the way it is.

1163
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,040
Exactly.

1164
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,680
It's already figured in everything like everything else.

1165
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,520
They're not worried about it.

1166
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:03,080
The younger generation is too lazy or whatever you have to or the teaching is too lazy or

1167
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:09,160
whatever all this combined has led to this and they know this and it's the way it is

1168
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:12,520
and they just accept it and they deal with it and that's it.

1169
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:17,800
I mean I hear your rant but it's not changing now.

1170
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:18,800
Right.

1171
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:23,800
No I'm not saying my rants are going to change anything.

1172
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,080
No what I'm saying is I understand your rant.

1173
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:32,120
I'm just saying it's just that's kind of like the way it is now.

1174
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:38,440
So right right right and that's all got others coming.

1175
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,240
You know this is something I'm coming up with.

1176
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:42,240
No no that's cool.

1177
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:46,120
I'm going to catch some people off guard eventually.

1178
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,120
Maybe maybe so.

1179
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:48,120
Anyhow.

1180
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,960
Anyhow you got a final thought for us.

1181
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:57,560
Yeah sure I'm closer to the stages looking forward to it.

1182
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:58,560
Alright.

1183
00:53:58,560 --> 00:53:59,560
Why are you?

1184
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:03,520
Meanwhile I'll entertain you with something stupid.

1185
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,520
Do it.

1186
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,520
Do it.

1187
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:06,520
Do it.

1188
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:07,520
Let's see.

1189
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:15,400
You ever have a favorite cord that you use to plug into your phone to charge it for no

1190
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:18,800
apparent reason you just like one that looks better than the other.

1191
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,800
Yeah.

1192
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,760
Okay me too.

1193
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:26,200
Just wondering.

1194
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,200
You got your final thought yet?

1195
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,120
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

1196
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,120
Okay.

1197
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:33,120
Where'd you go?

1198
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,120
Where'd you go?

1199
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:35,120
He's right here.

1200
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,120
Oh here we are.

1201
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,120
Okay alright.

1202
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,120
Like I said Mark I've been doing way too much.

1203
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:52,960
I have a lot of stuff we will never use.

1204
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:54,200
You'll never know.

1205
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:55,200
You'll never know.

1206
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:56,200
We might use a lot of it.

1207
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,200
We'll see.

1208
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:58,800
Yeah we'll see.

1209
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:04,320
Anyhow as for promised Rob's final thought.

1210
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,320
Okay.

1211
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:12,000
Just when you're having a bad day just keep your head up.

1212
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,000
You're already ugly.

1213
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,000
You're already broke.

1214
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,200
Don't be negative too.

1215
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:22,120
There you go.

1216
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:27,440
Rob's final thought and with that we will see you fuckers later right?

1217
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:28,440
Bye bye.

1218
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,440
Bye bye.

1219
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,440
Two douchebags and a microphone says.

1220
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:38,560
You ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass?

1221
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:41,560
Just asking.

1222
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:53,560
Hey where'd everybody go?

1223
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,560
Where are the douchebags?

1224
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,560
Oh my god someone took a dump in the corner.

1225
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,560
Oh jeez.

1226
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,560
I'm glad they're gone.

1227
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:03,560
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1228
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:30,800
Man that smells.