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Live from the city market, it is Two Douchebags and Microphone Podcast.

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When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water, because nobody likes

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a stinky asshole.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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Mary, your grandmother always intruded your thoughts at the last minute while you are

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masturbating.

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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum, Two Douchebags and a Microphone.

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Hi, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright, Rob Rad is once again the co-host.

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I spoke with Topher earlier today.

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He'll be back, it's just the timeline isn't certain.

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So just hang tight, all you Topher fans out there that are probably kicking the speaker

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right now, he'll be back.

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So and we're Topher fans too, don't get me wrong.

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I'm not saying like you know, yeah, yeah, we love Topher.

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Yeah we do.

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And he's a great part of the show.

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And like I said before, Rob is fantastic.

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We love him.

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And I mean, that's just all there is to say about that.

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He does a great job.

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And ideally, we're all going to incorporate this whole ball of shit into one ball of shit

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at one time coming up.

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So anyhow.

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Yeah, so like in other words, it's like a non-story because Topher's got some stuff

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going on and he just can't be a part of it.

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And we will get it figured out.

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And then when all this whole ball of shit comes together, we warned you.

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We're going to have some fun.

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Yes.

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So I'd like to start off with the People Are Idiots department.

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Does that sound good?

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Oh, that sounds awesome.

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Okay, well students in Tokyo, Japan are undergoing smile education.

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Smile education.

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Yes.

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That's right.

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Someone suckered these people into smile lessons.

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And let me explain why.

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And this is brilliant.

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Whoever came up with this and saw the suckers come around the corner, that guy's a genius.

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I want him selling fucking tractors or something for me because hang on.

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Listen to this.

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We're learning their social cues after years of near universal mask wearing.

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Isn't that awesome?

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He's like, hmm, post pandemic, what can I do to make money off of this?

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Because before he's probably teaching people sign language or something.

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So Kiko Kawano, company, Goiku has seen more than a four fold jump in demand for smile

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instruction.

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Oh, and get this.

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This isn't a runoff.

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It's a full course.

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So not only did he sucker people to the school, but for a whole semester.

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He's like saying, you just don't come in and go, hey, show me how to resmile again.

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He says, you got like, I don't know, fucking 30 courses or some shit.

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Whatever this semester is, you're paying for it.

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Are you kidding me?

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No, I'm not.

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I'm not.

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By the way, people love to toss money at stupidity.

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Yeah, they do.

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Ask Congress.

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That's something we would have done.

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And it would have been a joke and then we would have looked at each other and said,

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is this really working?

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And you would have shrugged your shoulders and said, it appears so.

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And then we go, let's go with it.

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So Mr. Kiko Kawano, you're a genius and we salute you.

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We salute you.

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How about a little golf clap for Kiko Kawano?

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Great job.

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Great job, buddy.

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Good sucker, those fuckers, right around the corner.

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Good for you.

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This next one is from Fox News.

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Even without Tucker, they still do some good articles.

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Yeah, I've been reading a lot of good ones out there lately.

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Willie Nelson gets a new species of grasshopper named after him.

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That's right.

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Willie Nelson, the what, 90 year old, I would call him almost country rock star.

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He's an icon.

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He is fantastic.

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He's proof that you can do whatever you want in life and be okay.

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And live forever.

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He's another Keith Rickards.

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With quite a bit of talent.

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I love his music.

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His music is fantastic.

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I'm going to do this.

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I'm going to do this.

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I'm going to do this.

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I'm going to do this.

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I'm going to do this.

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And then you can like stop everything.

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Put on a Willie Nelson record, if you will, or whatever they are nowadays.

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MP3, whatever.

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And people will go, oh, hey, man.

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That's a good choice.

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That's Willie Nelson.

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And that would be everybody in the crowd.

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Let's say there's like a 15, 17 year old.

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They go, hey, that's Willie Nelson.

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Let's say there's a 25 year old.

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They go, hey, that's Willie Nelson.

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Let's say there's a 45 year old.

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Hey, that's Willie Nelson.

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Let's say there's a 60 year old.

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Hey, that's Willie Nelson.

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Let's say there's a 90 year old.

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Hey, that's Willie Nelson.

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Everyone knows who Willie Nelson is and they all at least respect him and get along with

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his music enough to listen to a couple of songs.

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Yeah, the guy's great.

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He's had a lot of great hits over the years.

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He really has.

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And if anyone has never checked out his music, I encourage you to do it.

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Yeah, just listen to a few of his songs over the decades.

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Like maybe pick some early ones, pick some mid ones, and pick some latter ones and listen

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to them.

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They're really good.

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And this comes from someone that still loves metal, still loves hard rock.

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Like we were talking about earlier off air, our tastes have expanded and we like a lot

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of different things now and Willie Nelson is one of them.

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So go ahead.

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Oh, go ahead.

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I'm going to go into this here.

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I was just going to throw in just a podcast or two.

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I was talking about how my ex-wife is a Patsy Cline impersonator.

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And Patsy Cline was just fantastic.

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Oh, that voice of hers, her look, everything about her was just fantastic.

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Yes, yes.

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Yeah, too bad she didn't live a little bit longer.

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And check out All About Patsy.

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She outspread as an awesome rendition.

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She's got me talking to her.

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I'm going to make the trek up to St. Joe, is it?

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Yeah, St. Joe.

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Yeah, when I do, I'll let you know.

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We can both go.

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I'll let you know here in just a few minutes on where.

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That'd be great.

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Go ahead and promote it and then one night we'll be up there.

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Yeah, sure.

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Hey, maybe we'll have two douchebags and a microphone night at Patsy Cline.

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Hey, you know what?

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I could line that up.

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I just talked to her the other night.

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Yeah, we could give out like little douchebag cards.

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I don't suggest us putting her.

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I don't like the name, they're Christians.

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Oh, let's see.

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Hey, she wasn't married to me for like five years or so.

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Let's put two feminine hygiene receptacles and a microphone.

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I don't think I've ever liked that.

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Hey, it's no different than Equestrian Vagina we were talking about with my friend Steve

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one day.

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We used to scream horse pussy in Buzzard Beach and they used to have these long meetings

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about it.

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Buzzard Beach is a bar and they used to have these long meetings about it about how are

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we going to stop them?

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Then all the other people go, we think it makes people drink more.

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They love it.

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They love it when these idiots over there in the corner scream out horse pussy.

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We had the whole bar screaming except for maybe a couple of uptight fucks.

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The rest of them screamed it and they loved it.

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It was just like something that we did.

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Half of the bar staff that worked there loved it and the other half despised it.

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They got into big fights in their company meetings all the time over it.

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One day our friend Mac was over there screaming it and this fucking tofu eating fucking dork

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comes over there and puts him in a headlock and he goes, how about for a little bit more

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gentle on that?

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Why don't we say Equestrian Vagina?

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So we started doing that for one night and then after I promptly took the guy's hands

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off of Mac and told him that if he valued his fingers he would never do that again,

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which he did respect that because he understood that he was going to get them broke if he

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touched him or any one of us again.

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it was like, nah, we're going back to horse pussy.

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So anyhow, back to the original story here.

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The flightless insect discovered where a veteran singer actor was born 90 years ago, I guess

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he is 90 years old, country music legend Willie Nelson has received an unusual honor.

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He's had a just discovered grasshopper named after him.

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Scientists discovered the flightless insect in Texas where the veteran singer and actor

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was born 90 years ago, like I said.

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I hate them when they do that in articles where they repeat themselves.

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Like I said, I think they get paid per word.

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So anyhow.

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They got to.

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Guys like us, this is what we're doing, you know, we gotta read all this.

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It's repeats.

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Yeah, yeah, and virtually every article online has this.

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And it repeats itself.

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And it's like they go into other stuff.

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But it's like one of those deals where it's like you always said the veteran actor and

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where he was born.

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We understand that it was named after him because of the region that they found the

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wingless, flightless creature at.

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So we understand that.

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But then it has to say it again.

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So anyhow, so scientists say the central part of Texas is known for the spot of the biological

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wonders is what they call them on this.

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And I'm like, biological wonders?

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It's a grasshopper.

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How much is a biological wonder a grasshopper?

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They're like little fucking pests that go around and eat up everything and you got to

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watch them around your crops.

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So the last five years.

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These people have not lived in Missouri.

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The grasshopper should be our state bird and not the cardinal.

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Scientists say the central part of Texas is known spot for the biological wonders.

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For the last five years, Dr. Jovan Hill, a country music fan and his colleagues.

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He could even be a country music artist with that name.

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And now introducing Dr. Jovan Hill.

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He's going to come out with a banjo or some shit.

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So anyhow, he's a country music fan.

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His colleagues have made scientific expeditions to the area.

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The team found seven previously unknown flightless grasshopper species and they named them after

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other artists, but I didn't know who the hell they were.

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And I figured anyone out there listening would not know who they were.

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So I didn't name them.

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So I just took and I Xed out that part.

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You know how you can erase parts of articles?

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I did that.

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So anyhow, with this discovery, Dr. Hill paid tribute to Willie Nelson by naming one of

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his newly discovered insects, Mononopolis nelsoni.

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And I don't think that's really kind of named it after.

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The only part of it is Nelson-oni, Nelsoni.

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So anyhow, I would argue whether he actually really did name it after Willie Nelson.

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But you know what?

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Okay.

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Let's just say he did.

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All right, he could have named it something else.

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00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:58,920
Well, all right.

256
00:12:58,920 --> 00:12:59,920
Congratulations, Stoufus.

257
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You got a name.

258
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,360
You got something named after him.

259
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,360
So anyway.

260
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:05,360
Okay.

261
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,360
Okay.

262
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,360
Now let me back you up on this.

263
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,360
Okay.

264
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:13,840
I read pretty much the same story, but it was probably from a different source.

265
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:14,840
Okay.

266
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:15,840
Yeah.

267
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,840
So yeah, I'm going to back you on the story.

268
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,840
Okay.

269
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:19,840
Yeah.

270
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:20,840
I mean, you can Google it.

271
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:21,840
I read it.

272
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I read it.

273
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I passed it up.

274
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:24,840
But yeah.

275
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:32,240
And I decided to go into it because I found it interesting because there's another species

276
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named after some other artists.

277
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I can't believe it.

278
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:40,960
And I got into that about a half a year ago.

279
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:46,240
And it was a foreign guy that was obsessed with someone like Katy Perry or something

280
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like that.

281
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:53,400
And he named a whole species of like slugs or something after her.

282
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,360
And it was just.

283
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,360
Sorry.

284
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,360
I don't mean to laugh.

285
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,360
No, no, no.

286
00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,360
That was funnier actually.

287
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,440
It was like, oh, I'm sure she's thrilled to hear that.

288
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,440
Yeah.

289
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:06,680
But I'm sure we have some listeners that like.

290
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,880
No, no, no.

291
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,440
I don't have anything against her.

292
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:16,240
I mean, I just thought it was funny that I think it was slugs or something like that

293
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named after her.

294
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And I'm like, oh.

295
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,240
Yeah.

296
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,240
That's the part.

297
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,240
Yeah.

298
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That's what I'm left.

299
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,240
Yeah.

300
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,240
I'm like, I'm going to crack a smile.

301
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:27,240
I bet she did not.

302
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,240
Yeah.

303
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:32,240
So anyhow, you got anything you want to go into, Rob?

304
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,240
Yeah, I do.

305
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,240
I do.

306
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,240
All right.

307
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,240
Well, you had mentioned you wanted some Ozark news.

308
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:40,240
Yes.

309
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,240
Yes.

310
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All right.

311
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:43,240
And I mean, there's a promo from it.

312
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:48,240
And before tonight, we've pretty much been talking about music.

313
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,240
Yes.

314
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,240
Yeah.

315
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:56,240
And I've mentioned the Ozark Amphitheater here in Camden, Missouri, Lake of the Ozarks.

316
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,240
Yeah.

317
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,240
It's the one right on the lake, isn't it?

318
00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,240
Where you turn around and you can see the lake from there?

319
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,240
No, no, no, no, no.

320
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,240
It's not that one down there near.

321
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,240
No, it's not.

322
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,240
You can't see the lake.

323
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,240
This is in Camden.

324
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,240
Oh, OK.

325
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,240
Yeah.

326
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,240
You're talking on the other side.

327
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,240
So you're just going to the other side.

328
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,240
I'm on the.

329
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:16,240
Well, I know where Camden is.

330
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,240
And yes, I am used to going to the northern.

331
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,240
All right.

332
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:24,240
I thought you went to that Mexican restaurant down the road here.

333
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,240
Yeah.

334
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,240
I've been to Camden a few times.

335
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:32,240
I mean, I used to I used to see a female that lived there for a little while.

336
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:36,240
Well, we'll talk about that one up there.

337
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,240
Yeah.

338
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,240
Well, she moved back and then I didn't have to drive so far.

339
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,240
But anyhow, I mean, that's anyhow.

340
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,240
Go ahead.

341
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:49,240
Anyway, I have the Ozark amphitheater lineup for the year.

342
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,240
Well, the rest of the year.

343
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,240
OK.

344
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:56,240
And OK, there's a few of these.

345
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,240
I don't know.

346
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,240
But there's a few I gave.

347
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,240
And I'm sure you will, too, Mark.

348
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,240
OK.

349
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:08,240
The one that I saw, the other one, the other amphitheater I'm talking about is Vince Neal

350
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,240
was there one year.

351
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:15,240
What is it actually that long ago?

352
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,240
It's two years ago.

353
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,240
Is that a vineyard?

354
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:22,240
Is there a vineyard right there?

355
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:27,240
There could have been by the time I got there, it was dark and he was just getting on because

356
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,240
I had to drive from here after work.

357
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,240
So there could have been one.

358
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,240
I don't know.

359
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,240
I don't know.

360
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,240
But you can see the lake plain and simple.

361
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:40,240
I mean, the lake's like right there, but the band is facing the lake.

362
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:44,240
You're not facing the lake.

363
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,240
So anyhow, it doesn't matter.

364
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,240
Go ahead.

365
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:58,240
Well, yeah, anyway, tomorrow night, and I don't know who these are, the Attic Brothers.

366
00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,240
OK.

367
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,240
A-B-E-T-T.

368
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,240
I don't know who they are.

369
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,240
The Attic Brothers?

370
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,240
June 22nd, Walker Hays.

371
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,240
Oh, I've heard of him.

372
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,240
OK.

373
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:15,240
June 30th, Trace Atkins and Eddie Montgomery.

374
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,240
That's a pretty good lineup right there.

375
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,240
July 2nd.

376
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,240
You ready for this one?

377
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,240
Earth Wind and Fire.

378
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:29,240
You want to talk about a blast on the past.

379
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:33,240
I'm surprised they're even alive, to be honest.

380
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,240
Who is it?

381
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,240
Earth Wind and Fire.

382
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,240
Oh, yeah, yeah, they still tour quite a bit.

383
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,240
They came by Kansas City last year.

384
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,240
They actually...

385
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,240
Oh, I see.

386
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:47,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they come by Kansas City almost once a year, actually.

387
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,240
They're still very active.

388
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:51,240
And I don't know how many of the original band is left either, though.

389
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:55,240
Yeah, yeah, well, I didn't read up on that.

390
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,240
I'm just going off the end.

391
00:17:56,240 --> 00:18:00,240
It's kind of like Forna where there's not an original member most nights they play,

392
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,240
but people don't know that.

393
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,240
Yeah.

394
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,240
But anyhow, go ahead.

395
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,240
Okay, July 14th.

396
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,240
Billy Carrington.

397
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:13,240
Okay, that's a pretty solid one.

398
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,240
July 23rd.

399
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,240
Dirk Bentley and Tracy Lawrence.

400
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,240
That's a solid one.

401
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,240
Okay, August 5th.

402
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,240
These two I personally don't know.

403
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:30,240
In This Moment and Motionless in White.

404
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:35,240
Okay, In This Moment is a relatively newer rock act.

405
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,240
I don't know.

406
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,240
I have no idea.

407
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,240
Yeah, I don't know either one of them.

408
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,240
Okay.

409
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,240
August 18th is going to be a little interesting.

410
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,240
Okay.

411
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,240
Incubus and Bad Flower.

412
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:56,240
Now, Incubus, people used to think that they were heavy and they really weren't,

413
00:18:56,240 --> 00:19:00,240
so I used to call them Incubus just to piss people off.

414
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,240
Well, yeah, we all did.

415
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,240
Yeah, yeah.

416
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:07,240
And Bad Flower, I would love to go see them just because of their name.

417
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,240
August 18th.

418
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,240
We'll see.

419
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:13,240
Oh, they'll go over there just for Bad Flower.

420
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:18,240
Now, the very next day, August 19th.

421
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:22,240
Oh, man, they didn't even have time to clean up the puke.

422
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:25,240
They did, Todd and the boss.

423
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,240
Well, I would go see them.

424
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,240
Yep.

425
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,240
And Blues Travels.

426
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,240
Oh, that's solid.

427
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,240
That's worth going down there for.

428
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,240
That gives me a solid fucking B plus on that.

429
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,240
August 19th.

430
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,240
Hey, hey, hey.

431
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,240
Podcast.

432
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,240
Two Douchebags and Microphone Live from the Ozark Mountain Theater.

433
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:47,240
Live face to face for once.

434
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

435
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,240
I'll tell you what.

436
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,240
We'll talk about it out there.

437
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,240
Have you ever been to the Windolampi, Missouri?

438
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,240
Way down there.

439
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,240
Right next to the Black Oak.

440
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:03,240
Last time I was down there, Amphitheater wouldn't even open back up.

441
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,240
It's open back up now.

442
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,240
It's been shut down for years.

443
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,240
Yeah, it used to be the Swiss Villa Amphitheater.

444
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,240
Stone Temple Palace is coming there.

445
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,240
Oh, that would be a good one to see.

446
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,240
Yeah.

447
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,240
But anyway, let's get back on over.

448
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:22,240
I got a story, I got two stories about Black Oak Amphitheater.

449
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:26,240
One when they were Swiss Villa and one when they were Black Oak Amphitheater.

450
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:31,240
And when we get done with this, I got to tell you my two stories because they're pretty fucking cool.

451
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,240
I got a few more concerts here.

452
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,240
Okay, go ahead.

453
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,240
Okay.

454
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:42,240
August 23rd, Doobie Brothers, which I happen to know was just in Kansas.

455
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,240
Yeah, yeah.

456
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,240
A lot of them go down there and they vacation.

457
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:50,240
You'll see on their schedules, their touring schedules, especially the older one like the Doobie Brothers,

458
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:56,240
they'll stay down there for like ten days and then they'll end up in like Illinois or Tennessee or something.

459
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,240
Yeah.

460
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,240
Well, this is Lake of the Ozarks.

461
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,240
Yeah, they come down there and actually vacation.

462
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,240
Yeah.

463
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:08,240
It was just like when Ozzy was there back in 94, I think, when I went and saw him there.

464
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,240
They actually came up on a houseboat.

465
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,240
Oh, really?

466
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,240
Yeah, people seen them.

467
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,240
They're going, they're coming on the houseboat.

468
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,240
And I'm like, oh, wow.

469
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,240
I looked over there, peeked over there.

470
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,240
They're going to the back of the stage to get ready.

471
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,240
But anyhow, go ahead.

472
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,240
Oh, yeah.

473
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,240
I was speaking to famous people.

474
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,240
I met Derek Thomas down there.

475
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,240
Oh, really?

476
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,240
At Party Coke.

477
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,240
But that was years ago.

478
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:35,240
Yeah, he doesn't get around very much now.

479
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,240
No, no, no.

480
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,240
Oh, too soon?

481
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,240
Yeah, yeah.

482
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,240
Yeah, too soon?

483
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,240
Okay, sorry.

484
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,240
Go ahead.

485
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:47,240
August 25th, which is a big day to me.

486
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,240
Okay.

487
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,240
For one, it's my mama's birthday.

488
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,240
All right.

489
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,240
Good, good.

490
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,240
Yay, mama.

491
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:59,240
For number two, for number two, it's Gene Simmons' birthday.

492
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,240
Okay.

493
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,240
Number, yeah, he had that aptly named number.

494
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,240
Okay.

495
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:13,240
And I was concert and turnpike, troubadours, and muscadine bloodline.

496
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,240
I'd rather shoot up Drano.

497
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,240
I'd rather turnpike, troubadours, I don't know.

498
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,240
I'd rather shoot up Drano.

499
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,240
Not really.

500
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,240
Okay, now, hey, now, wait a second.

501
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:31,240
We may have to rethink August 19th and September 1st.

502
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,240
Okay, go ahead.

503
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:37,240
August 19th, will I still be in Cancun or not?

504
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,240
No, I'll just be, go ahead, go ahead.

505
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:46,240
September 1st, skill it, and better live it than me.

506
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,240
Okay.

507
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,240
That'd be pretty solid.

508
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,240
That would be a good concert.

509
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:50,240
Okay.

510
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,240
That would be a good concert.

511
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,240
Okay.

512
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:56,240
And it's a small amphitheater, so that whole thing's gonna rock this place.

513
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,240
That would be a good one.

514
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,240
I'll bet you that'll be sold out, too.

515
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,240
Anybody like comedians?

516
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,240
Oh, yeah, hell yeah.

517
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,240
September 2nd.

518
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,240
I thought I'd be in there.

519
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,240
Larry the Cable Guy.

520
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,240
Okay, cool.

521
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,240
That's a great place to see him, I'm sure.

522
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,240
I've always wondered.

523
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,240
Here's the thing about down there.

524
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,240
You'll be thinking he's in the crowd half of the night.

525
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,240
Oh, yeah, it's gonna be fun.

526
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:30,240
Oh, no, no, no, there he is.

527
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,240
Oh, wait a minute, he's on stage.

528
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,240
That's none of them.

529
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:38,240
The funny thing is a lot of the guys down here look like him.

530
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,240
That's what I'm saying.

531
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:47,240
Oh, speaking of, okay, I got a couple concerts and I've got something to add to that anyway.

532
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,240
Okay.

533
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:54,240
Okay, September 9th, train and vertical rise.

534
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:58,240
Okay, yeah, yeah, train was kind of a mellowish band.

535
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,240
They had some good stuff.

536
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,240
Yeah, they were good.

537
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:09,240
I remember they did that gimmick like the money back fucking CD or something like if you didn't like it, they give you your money back or some shit.

538
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,240
I thought that was interesting, but it was good.

539
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,240
It was a little sappy in times, a little mellow, but I liked it.

540
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,240
I liked a few of their songs.

541
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,240
No, they were good.

542
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,240
They were good.

543
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,240
They were solid.

544
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,240
Anyhow, yeah.

545
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,240
I mean for Dale, they're seeing a concert that intimate.

546
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,240
It'd be cool to see.

547
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:30,240
Yeah, there's a lot of country down there too.

548
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,240
Oh, yeah, yeah, there's a lot of boot scooting down there.

549
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,240
Oh, yeah, well, that's boot scooting country, dude.

550
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,240
I mean, I get it.

551
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:47,240
Yeah, and then finally September 22nd, Goo Goo Dolls and Bits and the Tantrums.

552
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,240
I would like to see that.

553
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,240
Yeah, and then the Goo Goo Dolls did some really good songs.

554
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,240
They really did.

555
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,240
Yeah, they did.

556
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,240
Yeah, they really did.

557
00:24:55,240 --> 00:25:04,240
Matter of fact, on the story that I'm working on that you know about, they may be in the

558
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,240
running.

559
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,240
I'm not sure yet.

560
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,240
Okay.

561
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,240
Like I said, anything goes on that.

562
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,240
Anything goes on that.

563
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,240
So, if they're in the running, it's going to be it.

564
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:17,240
Yeah, but we're not going to tell the audience what this story is.

565
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,240
Okay.

566
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,240
It's going to be, it's going to be a surprise.

567
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,240
Okay.

568
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:29,240
Like I said, I think it's going to be a whole podcast itself.

569
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,240
Okay.

570
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:36,240
This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags in a Microphone.

571
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:40,240
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572
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573
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574
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575
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,240
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576
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577
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578
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579
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,240
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580
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581
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Oh no.

582
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,240
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583
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:26,240
If I ever find that doctor that screwed up my limb replacement surgery, I will kill him

584
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,240
with my bare hands.

585
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:44,240
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586
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May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.

587
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,240
Hello.

588
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,240
This is Satan.

589
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:58,240
You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.

590
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:07,240
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags

591
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:12,240
in a microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

592
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:17,240
I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day.

593
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,240
Enjoy.

594
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,240
You get to talk.

595
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:27,240
Just a spoiler, it's about music.

596
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,240
Yes.

597
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,240
And it's an in-depth conversation.

598
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,240
And here's the thing.

599
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,240
There's no right or wrong.

600
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,240
No, there's not.

601
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,240
It is what it is.

602
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:47,240
You ask my opinion, I'm going to give you my opinion, and we're going to just, yeah,

603
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,240
come on, Mark.

604
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,240
It's me and you.

605
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,240
We get talking about music.

606
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,240
That's all we're going to talk about.

607
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,240
Yep.

608
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,240
And soon, I mean, actually...

609
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:59,240
So I'm going to have to hurry up with this before Topher does come back.

610
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,240
Okay.

611
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,240
Anyhow, I mean, and also...

612
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:06,240
Because Topher probably ain't going to get a word in as well.

613
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,240
Probably not.

614
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,240
You're right.

615
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,240
So I'm going to hurry up on it.

616
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,240
Hopefully we can do it.

617
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,240
I'm going to say next week.

618
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,240
Okay.

619
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:15,240
Okay.

620
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,240
Let's see.

621
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:22,240
Did you have something you wanted to go in?

622
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:30,240
I've been catching a little flack from a couple guys at work that's been listening about

623
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,240
my hillbillies.

624
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:34,240
It's said it's a term of endearment.

625
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,240
Yeah, it is.

626
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:42,240
But I just want everybody to know that I was not taught...

627
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:47,240
The guys I was talking to was our hillbillies.

628
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,240
They were West Virginia hillbillies.

629
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,240
Oh, okay.

630
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,240
Okay.

631
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,240
Yeah, I got family in West Virginia too.

632
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:59,240
Wouldn't it be better if we called them Plateau Willys?

633
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:03,240
Yeah, maybe I should have called them that.

634
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,240
Plateau Willys.

635
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,240
Okay, for now on there.

636
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,240
Plateau Willys, Hump Jacks.

637
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:13,240
No, honestly, it's a nice place to live.

638
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,240
Oh, no, no, no.

639
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:19,240
Actually, there's a couple of terms that are even better than that that I've heard.

640
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,240
Hill Rods.

641
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,240
Yeah, I would know.

642
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,240
And Hill Jacks.

643
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,240
Yeah, Hill Jacks, yeah.

644
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,240
Yeah, and I find those funny.

645
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,240
You can call me any derogatory name in the whole world.

646
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,240
It does not bother me one bit.

647
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,240
If it's funny, it's funny.

648
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,240
I mean, that's just all, and I don't take it personal.

649
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:43,240
And I think that, I think like everybody thinks like that, but I guess they don't.

650
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,240
So, you know, it's all right.

651
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,240
I mean, if they get, I hope they don't get offended by it.

652
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,240
I hope they know that it's just a joke.

653
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,240
It's tongue in check.

654
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,240
Yes, no, no, no.

655
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,240
Like I said, these are a couple guys I work with.

656
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,240
We're good.

657
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,240
Okay, that's cool.

658
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,240
They know me.

659
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,240
Shut up and powder coat your trailers.

660
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:05,240
Like I said, I was talking about my West Virginia family.

661
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:10,240
Okay, and I'm telling them to shut up and powder coat those fucking trailers.

662
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,240
No, we'll, well, we'll powder coat.

663
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,240
We have our own paint.

664
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,240
You have paint lock, don't you?

665
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,240
Yeah.

666
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,240
Okay.

667
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,240
Anyway, yeah.

668
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:24,240
Shut up and wash those damn things down with the lacquer thinner.

669
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:29,240
Which, by the way, is all right, both trailers.

670
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,240
Oh, good, yeah.

671
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,240
Just a shout out, all right.

672
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:37,240
If you're going to buy a good boat trailer, it's got to be Paul Wright.

673
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,240
That's the man.

674
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,240
A-J-U-L-R-I-T-E.

675
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:51,240
Yeah, and with every one of these trailers, Rob Radd sends a picture of his genitals.

676
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,240
It's on the inside right tire.

677
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,240
You have to take the little hook cap thing off.

678
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,240
And in there is a picture of his genitals.

679
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,240
So whenever you buy this, just poke on in there and see it.

680
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,240
Okay?

681
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,240
And give him comments.

682
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,240
Give him comments.

683
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,240
Send him comments.

684
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:09,240
And damn it, I better be getting some pics, too, if they're not.

685
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,240
You still don't have any mail buy.

686
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,240
I got to, like, shoot that promo.

687
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,240
You better be sweat.

688
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,240
You better be sweat.

689
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,240
I've got to throw that promo out on every fucking show, I guess.

690
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,240
What the hell, people?

691
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,240
What's wrong with you?

692
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:27,240
We know you guys are sick and perverted because you listen to us.

693
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,240
What's the holdup?

694
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,240
What?

695
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,240
Yeah, let loose with some.

696
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,240
Come on, Paulie.

697
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,240
Remember, I said he likes ass up with a face.

698
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,240
Ass up with your head turned around smiling.

699
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,240
That's what he likes.

700
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:46,240
One picture of anybody I'll be happy.

701
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,240
So come on, guys.

702
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:51,240
Come on, break loose with it.

703
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,240
Alright, where are you going?

704
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,240
Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

705
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,240
Shit, I've got it.

706
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,240
We were going around the corner and up the hill.

707
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:03,240
I'm telling you, we're going to be screwed when Topher comes back.

708
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,240
Oh, I know.

709
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,240
He's going to just walk off.

710
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,240
He's going to go, you know, I wanted to do this.

711
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,240
No, no, no.

712
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,240
I'm not going to let that happen.

713
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,240
Okay.

714
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:17,240
Well, here's, okay, I had a couple of stories about Black Oak Amphitheater and before the

715
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,240
prior, Swiss Villa Amphitheater.

716
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,240
Yeah.

717
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,240
Back in the 90s, it was Swiss Villa and they had huge acts.

718
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:27,240
They still have some big acts coming there, but not like they did when it was Swiss Villa.

719
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:34,240
So this particular concert I was talking about was Ozzy with Stone Temple Pilots opening

720
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,240
up.

721
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,240
Oh, no, shit.

722
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,240
No, no, no.

723
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,240
It wasn't Stone Temple Pilots.

724
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,240
Oh, sorry.

725
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,240
Didn't mean to say that.

726
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,240
It was, oh, who cares?

727
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,240
It was Alice in Chains, not Stone Temple Pilots.

728
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,240
We were just talking about SPP.

729
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,240
Oh.

730
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,240
Okay.

731
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:52,240
Alice in Chains was opening up and Lane Staley had this big couch because he had shattered

732
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:59,240
his foot and he was sitting there in the couch singing and these hill rods, and these people

733
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,240
were hill rods.

734
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,640
They were fantastic, but I was getting mad because I couldn't hardly watch the concert

735
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,540
because of what they were doing.

736
00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:11,480
When it was Swiss Villa Amphitheater, they had this nosebleed section, if you will, that

737
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,760
was all lawn and then they had seats.

738
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:18,760
The nosebleed section was probably at least a 50-foot cliff of rocks and then down below

739
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:19,760
was the seats.

740
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:23,320
Now, I don't know how much the lawn cost up there.

741
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:28,040
I don't think it was very much, but there was a ton of people up there.

742
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:33,520
The first thing I see is I see this one hill rod jump off the fucking cliff and he landed

743
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,840
right in the seats and ran and he was fine.

744
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,160
Second one came up, he was fine.

745
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,000
Third one came up, ambulance came and got him.

746
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,560
Fourth one that came up, ambulance came and got him.

747
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,080
Fifth one that came up, ambulance came and got him.

748
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:51,240
Then I think another one made it through and then finally had to have a bunch of security

749
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:57,400
go up there and stand near those rocks to not let people jump off because people are

750
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:02,400
getting injured left and right trying to get into the seats from up there in the lawn.

751
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,720
It was insane.

752
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:09,520
I was getting pissed because I'm like, I can't begin to watch this fucking concert because

753
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,920
I was there to see Ozzy, but Alice in Chains was just emerging.

754
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:17,160
I think this is like maybe 92, something like that.

755
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:18,160
Alice in Chains.

756
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:19,160
Okay.

757
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:24,400
Last time I was down there was 2001 and it was closed down.

758
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,400
Okay.

759
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,400
Well, they're open back up now and they've been open for a couple of years.

760
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:32,680
They shut down again for a little bit, but they're open back up again under Black Oak

761
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:33,680
Amphitheater.

762
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:38,320
I don't know what happened, if it's a temporary shutdown or what, but they are back because

763
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:42,200
I saw a schedule not too long ago for 2023.

764
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,200
Maybe COVID killed them.

765
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,280
COVID might've killed them.

766
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,320
I don't know.

767
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:52,880
But anyhow, then when they were Black Oak Amphitheater, we saw Leonard Skinner there,

768
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,560
and this is maybe five years ago, maybe.

769
00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:01,600
And anyhow, we're only seeing Skinner because I'm not a huge Skinner fan.

770
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:06,120
They're okay, but- I'm old school Skinner.

771
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,120
Yeah.

772
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,800
Well, yeah, I understand that.

773
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:14,000
But I mean, essentially it's like two of the original members, most of them died in that

774
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:20,440
plane crash and it's like family members or just someone they could find that could play.

775
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,360
And I don't know, I don't take well to all the substitutes.

776
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,600
And anyhow, they kind of mailed it in.

777
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:32,760
It was only like a 55 minute set at best and they just got the hell out of there.

778
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,800
You could tell it was maybe a favor or something while they showed up there.

779
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,800
I don't know.

780
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,400
They were maybe in change for like a houseboat for a week.

781
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:40,520
I don't know.

782
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:46,480
But you could tell it really wasn't a full fledged concert that they normally do.

783
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:51,160
But the thing was, I didn't get to watch a concert because of all the fights.

784
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:55,680
It started four rows behind us and it ended up in our row and ended up all the way in

785
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,300
the front row because we're about 10th row.

786
00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:00,080
And it just kept like the wave.

787
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,960
The fight just kept going back and forth.

788
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,160
More people getting involved.

789
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,240
Less people, more people.

790
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:08,240
Just finished, more people.

791
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:12,760
It was a steady rolling fight for all 55 plus minutes.

792
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:17,320
And then the other thing is we're driving out of there and right in the middle of the

793
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:24,680
road was this hill jack screaming at his girlfriend on his cell phone in the middle of the road

794
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,680
at midnight.

795
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,960
And people were about ready to hit him, honking on him.

796
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,960
And he was so mad.

797
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:35,680
People were like whizzing by him, almost like just brushing him around because he was in

798
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:40,240
the middle of the road screaming at his girlfriend calling her a fucking whore and stupid bitch

799
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:42,680
and he's going to kill her and all this stuff.

800
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,400
And he didn't see anybody.

801
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,080
He was so mad.

802
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,960
And it was just insane.

803
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,580
And that was my second story from down there.

804
00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:58,800
So anyhow, it was a pretty insane place.

805
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,520
So that was my second story and that's pretty much it.

806
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:09,520
Yeah, like I said, when I was down there it was not the theater.

807
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:10,520
Okay.

808
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:16,560
Well they've since opened back up and the theater is actually really nice again.

809
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:21,040
When we saw Skittered it was all built up and nice.

810
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,360
I mean it was enjoyable.

811
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:30,280
So I was telling you Stone Temple Pilots is going to be there.

812
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:34,040
I don't know the date right off hand.

813
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,080
I looked it up real quick.

814
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,000
I've been seeing a lot of advertisements for it.

815
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:44,040
So they're opening back up and there's been a lot of big bands rolling through there.

816
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,040
Okay.

817
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,800
I've been watching it.

818
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:54,880
I will have to take and get a hold of their schedule and maybe we can meet down there.

819
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,920
Hey, why don't you just put that on me.

820
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,920
Okay.

821
00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,920
All right.

822
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:03,560
I'll have that on the next one.

823
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:04,560
All right.

824
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:10,400
That is your next duty is to find the schedule for that and figure out what we want to see.

825
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,400
I will.

826
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,400
I will.

827
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,400
I will be on it.

828
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,400
Okay.

829
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,400
Yeah.

830
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,400
I'll give you a serious note.

831
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,400
Okay.

832
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:25,480
And I did cross references and anybody can look this up.

833
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,480
Okay.

834
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:37,360
In 1932 the Australian Army went to war against Emus.

835
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:38,360
Okay.

836
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,360
They were destroying farmland.

837
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:45,920
Now you want to know the funny thing is?

838
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,320
Yeah, I do.

839
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,120
It's already funny.

840
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:53,240
The Army lost.

841
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,480
That is funny.

842
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,480
That's very funny.

843
00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:02,200
And like I said, I cross referenced this a couple of times.

844
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:08,480
It wasn't at, it's called the Emu War.

845
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,480
It actually happened.

846
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:12,480
Yeah.

847
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,480
It's kind of funny.

848
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,000
I thought that's what caught my eye.

849
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:22,480
I had to cross where I'm saying yes, this one actually worked out.

850
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,840
Cool.

851
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:25,840
Very cool.

852
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:26,840
Yeah.

853
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:27,840
Yeah.

854
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:28,840
Okay.

855
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:37,680
So I wonder when they lost, what happened?

856
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,680
They just all left?

857
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:48,240
Well, what it was was Emus were eating crops in the farmland.

858
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:53,960
And I don't know how they lost, but they lost.

859
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,320
The Emus took over.

860
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,320
We find all the Emus came back on their fucking...

861
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,320
Like I said, I crossed...

862
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,320
...Homer tanks.

863
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:06,240
So anybody can look it up and read more about it.

864
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,240
Okay.

865
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:09,200
I'm just reading what I wrote down.

866
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,200
Okay.

867
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,200
That's cool.

868
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,760
I got a little news for you here.

869
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:13,760
Yeah.

870
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:14,760
Go ahead.

871
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:19,600
June is the official birth month of Grimace from McDonald's.

872
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:24,720
The biggest furious and most beloved McDonald's character that has ever existed to celebrate

873
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:25,720
the occasion...

874
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:26,720
You're my favorite.

875
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:27,720
Oh, me too.

876
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:28,720
Everybody loved Grimace.

877
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:29,720
Yeah.

878
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:30,720
Yeah.

879
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:33,800
Or rather to celebrate its own invention of the occasion.

880
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,120
McDonald's is doing something it doesn't do very often.

881
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:40,580
It releases a new shake flavor.

882
00:40:40,580 --> 00:40:44,840
Since this is an all things Grimace celebration, the shake which will be available June 12th

883
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:49,280
for a limited time will be purple and berry flavor consisting...

884
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:54,960
Considering McDonald's rarely dabbles outside the Shamrock Shake territory, this is significant

885
00:40:54,960 --> 00:41:01,040
because ever since the Shamrock Shake, they have not strayed from their shakes.

886
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:07,960
They have the two flavors and then in March, you have the Shamrock Shake and then that's

887
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,440
it after March.

888
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:14,360
You know, and anyhow, I like this.

889
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,160
I think it's going to be cool.

890
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:21,400
The thing is, you can purchase a Grimace Shake on its own, but you can also get it as a part

891
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:26,360
of the so-called Grimace Birthday Meal, a standard issue value combo that comes with

892
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:27,360
a shake.

893
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:31,360
It's your choice of a Big Mac or 10 piece chicken McNuggets and a side of medium fries.

894
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:37,240
There will also be Grimace themed merch available at GoldenArchesUnlimited.com.

895
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:38,240
So there you go.

896
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:40,000
I'm going to go there and get me a Grimace shirt.

897
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,480
Who doesn't want a Grimace shirt?

898
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,880
Oh, I'm going to get one too.

899
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:44,880
Hell yeah.

900
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:45,880
You know what?

901
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:50,080
The Grimace shirt is the official shirt of two douchebags and a microphone.

902
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,080
We know you don't...

903
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,080
Let's make that happen.

904
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,080
Yeah.

905
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,480
You know you don't want to see pictures of us on a shirt, right?

906
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,480
Yeah, no.

907
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,920
How about Grimace?

908
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,400
Yeah, there we go.

909
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:05,640
This meal is a bit of a departure from the spate of celebrity meals that have made McDonald's

910
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:12,640
millions in the recent past, like the Cardi B and the Offset Meal and the BTS Meal.

911
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:17,080
The first one started the Travis Scott meal way back in...

912
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,120
Shoot, quite a bit...

913
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,120
Well, anyhow.

914
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,120
Let's see.

915
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:25,520
The Celebrity McDonald's meals are probably not going to go away.

916
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:26,520
They'll come back.

917
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:36,960
But anyhow, Grimace's birthday was in 1971, so he will be celebrating his 52nd birthday.

918
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,240
Two years younger than me?

919
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,240
Yep.

920
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:44,040
So three years younger than me.

921
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,600
So three or four.

922
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,600
I don't know.

923
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:47,600
Anyhow.

924
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:52,200
The last time McDonald's hyped its former mascots this much was last fall when Hamburglar,

925
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:57,080
Grimace and Bertie became the inspiration for a brand new toy called the Cactus Plant

926
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:02,200
Flea Market Box, aka the Adult Happy Meal.

927
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,200
So anyhow, congratulations.

928
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,160
Grimace, you made it.

929
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,440
52 years.

930
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,880
Good job, sir.

931
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:14,040
So now something completely different than this.

932
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,760
No more rides to hell in Poland.

933
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,200
Really?

934
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,640
Yeah.

935
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:24,400
So you can't go to hell in Poland.

936
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,000
Warsaw, Poland.

937
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,240
This is Associated Press.

938
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,240
There will be no more.

939
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,240
And you cannot go to hell.

940
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:36,800
You cannot go to hell on bus 666 in Poland.

941
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:42,640
The bus to the town of hell on Poland's Baltic coast has long been popular with tourists,

942
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:49,680
but some criticism conservatives have protested the number signifying the devil, you know,

943
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:55,920
signifying the devil, which is 666, of course, mentioned in the Bible, on a bus loading to

944
00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:00,640
a place that sounds like the word hell in English.

945
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:05,560
And it's spelled H-E-L. And of course, pronounced, it's pronounced hell over there.

946
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,080
It could be whatever, whatever hell means.

947
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:14,800
The local bus operator announced this week that bus 666 will no longer run to hell.

948
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:21,080
It said that it had flipped the last number and would now run under the number 6-6-9 starting

949
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,920
June 24th.

950
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:28,880
Local media said the bus company acted under the pressure of Christian groups who pushed

951
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:35,320
for the change and reportedly now they're thinking about going back to 666, but they

952
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:41,300
haven't officially announced it because people are giving them shit about caving to a special

953
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:45,840
interest group.

954
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:52,400
To me it's all good fun, but I could understand certain religious people maybe having a problem

955
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,720
with it, but me I don't necessarily.

956
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:58,640
Yeah, especially nowadays I understand that.

957
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:03,120
The line has operated under the number 666 since 2006.

958
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:07,840
It was first as a joke, but then it did so well to where they had to consider doing it

959
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:13,440
regularly and anyhow, that's what's going on.

960
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:23,240
So if you want to go to hell, you better do it before June 24th before it flips to 6-6-9

961
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:24,240
and goes somewhere nice.

962
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:28,240
I'd rather go somewhere nice.

963
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:33,560
Yeah, I mean if there is any place nice in Poland in fact.

964
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,360
Good point.

965
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,920
Yes.

966
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:43,520
So on something completely different for real, banks are starting to sell loans on commercial

967
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:47,880
properties at a loss, which is not good news.

968
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:54,480
PacWest Bank course has already begun selling off big chunks of its construction loan portfolio

969
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,320
at a loss.

970
00:45:56,320 --> 00:46:02,160
Whenever 2025 comes to a close, more than $1.5 trillion in commercial real estate will

971
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,680
have to be renegotiated.

972
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:11,000
You know all those properties that are going to go into foreclosure and sell for a lot

973
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,140
cheaper and everything.

974
00:46:12,140 --> 00:46:13,960
This is not good at all.

975
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:20,720
A huge jump in the number of people working from home and ditching the office is the heart

976
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:22,220
of the problem.

977
00:46:22,220 --> 00:46:28,200
The Fed's interest rate hikes and the ensuing shift towards more expensive capital could

978
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:32,760
rock unprepared and inexperienced investors.

979
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:38,080
This report with this new one are raising some eyebrows though.

980
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:41,880
The golden age of remote works, this all goes hand in hand, that's why I'm bringing both

981
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,600
of these up at the same time.

982
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,760
There were two articles next to each other.

983
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:54,400
So working from outside the office simply isn't nearly as productive as once thought.

984
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:59,960
Numerous complaints of dogs barking, bad reception, kids being loud and many other issues are

985
00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:06,160
now clouding up the new golden child that was birthed from the pandemic.

986
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:13,600
That was quite frankly everybody working from home and everybody just was in love with the

987
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:14,600
idea.

988
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,080
What's the new normal?

989
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:22,360
Well, maybe at first it was working because people weren't going anywhere during the pandemic,

990
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,200
so they were at home.

991
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:31,800
So now it sounds to me like besides all the other stuff going on, dogs barking, bad reception,

992
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:37,840
or just people not being where they're supposed to be at the time of getting a call or doing

993
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:41,640
whatever it is they're supposed to be doing on the computer or whatever remotely, they're

994
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,240
just not doing it.

995
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:49,560
So anyhow, it sounds to me like that in tandem with all these commercial properties getting

996
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:53,840
ready to sell for pennies on a dollar are going to indicate to me that companies are

997
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:59,720
going to go back to having structures where people go into where they're more productive.

998
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:02,920
And it'll probably help the economy out too.

999
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,320
I know people don't like to drive.

1000
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,720
I know people don't like to go anywhere.

1001
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:13,560
They don't like to pay all the costs associated with childcare.

1002
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:17,440
I think it's going to come up where it's going to be a necessity in this country to have

1003
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,760
it like it was before.

1004
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:28,320
So anyhow, I know that's kind of a serious article, but I thought it deserved mention

1005
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,320
when I read it.

1006
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,560
It kind of stood out to me and I'm like, you know, this is something I'd really like to

1007
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:33,560
report on.

1008
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:38,560
I'm going to do two things, come it up to keep an eye on and see what exactly happens.

1009
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:43,640
So when these things start going into foreclosure or selling pennies on the dollar, think of

1010
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,960
what that's going to do your retirement.

1011
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:47,960
We have to work another 20 years.

1012
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:48,960
I don't want to retire.

1013
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:49,960
I don't have much of one, brother.

1014
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:50,960
Okay.

1015
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:51,960
It won't bother you that much then, right?

1016
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:52,960
Yeah.

1017
00:48:52,960 --> 00:49:02,280
You know the saying, I'm going to work up to lunchtime the day I die.

1018
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,280
That's what you're going to do, huh?

1019
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:08,000
No, I'm going to last break.

1020
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,560
Oh shit.

1021
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:10,560
Okay.

1022
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:14,480
I'm getting that extra two hours.

1023
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,480
Forget everything I said then.

1024
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,480
No, no, you're good.

1025
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,880
You're good.

1026
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,840
I got something pretty interesting here.

1027
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:29,000
We'll go on to something a little less serious, but kind of funny, but kind of not.

1028
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,920
Alligator attacks drone during Sheriff's Office training exercise.

1029
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,520
You sure?

1030
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:36,880
Yeah.

1031
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:42,760
June 12th, the Florida Sheriff's Office shared video of the moment an underwater drone was

1032
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:47,640
attacked by an alligator during a training exercise.

1033
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:54,840
Lee County's Sheriff's Office said on a Facebook post that its Marine unit was using the camera

1034
00:49:54,840 --> 00:50:00,360
drone for a training exercise in Fort Myers when the drone caught the attention of a nearby

1035
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,020
alligator.

1036
00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:07,400
The video shows the gator swimming up to the drone before biting it and thrashing it around

1037
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,600
in the water.

1038
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,280
But the drone was not injured.

1039
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,960
They got the drone back and it's okay, but it was, I guess you could see the stuff on

1040
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:19,640
YouTube and it's pretty funny because they got the drone a little close and the alligator

1041
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:23,840
took and looked over and he's like, hey, what the fuck is this?

1042
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,600
And went after the drone, which I think is kind of funny.

1043
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:32,200
So I think it's funny too because I like watching swamp people.

1044
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,800
Oh yeah.

1045
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:39,120
I just want to see an alligator attract to attack a drone.

1046
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,320
Yeah, that would be great.

1047
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,020
That would be great.

1048
00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:45,600
See what the alligator thinks when it gets a mouthful of metal.

1049
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:50,400
No, he probably ain't going to take none.

1050
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:51,960
He's going to chomp right through it.

1051
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:52,960
Yeah.

1052
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:57,760
So if there's any damage to the drone, I think they might've been able to drive out of there

1053
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:05,440
quickly before he did too much damage because anyhow, yeah.

1054
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:12,680
Not too long ago, Topher did a story on a hippo that caught the attention of a speed

1055
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:17,560
boat that went by and hippos are very territorial and they will kill you.

1056
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,560
They

1057
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,560
I listened to that one.

1058
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:20,560
I listened to that one.

1059
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:21,560
Yeah.

1060
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,080
Well, alligators are kind of the same thing too.

1061
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,080
So yeah.

1062
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,080
Anyhow.

1063
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,080
Yeah, you catch their attention.

1064
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,080
You're in trouble.

1065
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,080
Yep.

1066
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:35,120
Well, I know this are very creepy looking because this resort we stayed at on Sanibel

1067
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:40,720
Island or a Captiva, well, it's part of the Sanibel Island, it's Captiva Island.

1068
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:44,480
This resort we stayed at several years ago.

1069
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,400
It said beware of alligators.

1070
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:54,120
And I remembered when I went down to the bayou and went to look into alligators, they have

1071
00:51:54,120 --> 00:52:01,680
these in Mediterranean, they have swamp tours where they show you alligators, right?

1072
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:11,960
Well, number one, they throw marshmallows out there and the alligators think they're

1073
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:16,960
eggs and they go to eat the eggs that you threw out there, but they're actually marshmallows

1074
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,120
and they'll surface.

1075
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:25,560
The other thing I remember him telling me was this, or all of us, he said that the way

1076
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:29,760
you can tell if there's an alligator out there at night is they have red eyes.

1077
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:37,360
And so there's a swamp there on Captiva Island that said, caution, gators in this pool, don't

1078
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,640
get in the swamp, don't jump in.

1079
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:40,960
So we didn't jump in.

1080
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:41,960
I wasn't good anyhow.

1081
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:47,840
It looked like a mess in there, not when there's a beautiful ocean just right over, you know.

1082
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:52,240
So I'm out there at night and I look over and what do I see?

1083
00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:54,960
Two red eyes glaring at me.

1084
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:56,840
I'm like, oh shit.

1085
00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:00,800
So anyhow, I didn't do anything funny.

1086
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,480
I didn't try to throw anything at her or nothing.

1087
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:08,120
I just got the fuck out of there and that was it.

1088
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:11,840
Because I have no idea how fast they are and how aggressive they are and I didn't want

1089
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,240
to find out the hard way.

1090
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:18,640
The room was too far away and I was barefooted.

1091
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:25,360
So it's like fate told me not to tempt this one.

1092
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:29,660
So anyhow, New Zealand.

1093
00:53:29,660 --> 00:53:41,440
New Zealand seizes record amount of meth and maple syrup drugs from Canada.

1094
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:46,400
When New Zealand police cracked open plastic jugs of maple syrup that had arrived from

1095
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,360
Canada, they found something less than sweet inside.

1096
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:57,320
Instead of delicious maple syrup inside, the jugs that they were loaded were 150 million

1097
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:58,320
worth of meth.

1098
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,360
Oh man, hey you got a dog freaking out there?

1099
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,080
Oh yeah, hey home.

1100
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,080
Okay.

1101
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:12,440
Okay, I'm going to keep everybody busy while Rob Brad's tending to his animal.

1102
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,120
Two plus two equals four.

1103
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,880
Four plus four equals eight.

1104
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,680
Eight plus eight equals sixteen.

1105
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:23,240
Sixteen and plus, oh shit, I ran out of fingers.

1106
00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:24,240
You're good.

1107
00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:25,240
Okay, alright.

1108
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:26,240
Hey, how's this shit?

1109
00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:29,240
Sorry about that.

1110
00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:32,240
Oh that's alright, that's cool.

1111
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:38,600
The shipment was intercepted in January after authorities in New Zealand, Australia and

1112
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,680
Canada uncovered the elaborate scheme.

1113
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:47,440
713 kilos of meth were bound for Australia, New Zealand and surrounding areas.

1114
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:53,000
The six men involved are due in court but did not specify when they were going to court.

1115
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:57,720
But that's quite a bit of meth to be caught with and to distribute.

1116
00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,680
Yes it is.

1117
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:04,000
They are probably going to get more than a little slap on the ass.

1118
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,160
Oh I bet.

1119
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,200
I would hope at least.

1120
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:22,840
So anyhow, have you ever wondered why Van Halen has not done a tribute concert for Eddie

1121
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,760
Van Halen since his passing?

1122
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:28,520
A little bit over a year.

1123
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:31,040
Actually I have been more than that.

1124
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,080
A lot of people have.

1125
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:41,760
Wolfgang Van Halen says drama in the Van Halen camp has pretty much nixed the tribute concert.

1126
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:43,560
For now at least.

1127
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:51,240
Van Halen, anyhow, Wolfgang has weighed in on the status of the proposed Eddie Van Halen

1128
00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:52,640
tribute concert.

1129
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:59,240
Wolfie says the drama in the actual Van Halen camp is the reason the concert is never materialized.

1130
00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:05,320
Wolf said unfortunately there are as many pieces that don't operate as they should in

1131
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,800
the Van Halen camp.

1132
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:13,560
He went on to say that absolutely no progress has been made to attempt to even schedule

1133
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:19,920
the Eddie Van Halen tribute concert and that's so unfortunate.

1134
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:24,480
Alex Van Halen, go ahead what?

1135
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,120
No, no go ahead.

1136
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,960
As of right now it's a no but I'm going to go into some other stuff.

1137
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:38,720
What I was going to say is that's kind of surprising to me.

1138
00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:44,560
Sammy and Michael Hampton who has played with Sammy for years after Van Halen.

1139
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,480
Well those two are getting along.

1140
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,200
I think it's Alex Van Halen.

1141
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:53,920
But I mean they should get together for the old band.

1142
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:54,920
Well I'm not sure.

1143
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:59,760
Even though I did not like Van Hagar at the moment.

1144
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:01,960
I was not a Van Hagar fan too much either.

1145
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,760
I did like some of their stuff but I was a David Lee Roth fan.

1146
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,520
When they came out.

1147
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,980
I think they were much better with David Lee Roth.

1148
00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:12,600
They were heavier, they were hungrier, all that.

1149
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:18,040
They were, they were but then you watched David Lee Roth when he went solo.

1150
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,480
Yeah then his stuff wasn't good.

1151
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,800
That was like weird how he incubated.

1152
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:24,800
Seriously.

1153
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,800
No I know.

1154
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:31,120
I know he tried to go into like an entertainment platform.

1155
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:32,120
Oh my god.

1156
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:35,480
When people were waiting for the original Van Halen stuff.

1157
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:39,000
He went and he got Steve Vai and Billy Sheehan.

1158
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,200
So anyhow.

1159
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:46,840
Alex Van Halen revealed that about six months ago Jason Neustead, the ex Metallica bassist

1160
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:50,800
had agreed to him to be a part of the project.

1161
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:56,160
Then guitarist Joe Satriani was on board as well being a big Eddie Van Halen fan.

1162
00:57:56,160 --> 00:58:00,360
Later Wolfgang told Rolling Stone that the whole project was nixed due to personality

1163
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:03,000
clashes in the band.

1164
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:07,640
Reports of Michael Anthony Van Halen's original bassist that he spoke with drummer Alex Van

1165
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:10,480
Halen about being a part of the tribute.

1166
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:13,600
Keep in mind David Lee Roth has retired.

1167
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:18,760
His voice probably wouldn't even hinder him from a full show anyhow.

1168
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,480
So it must be Sammy Hagar.

1169
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:22,480
Maybe not one.

1170
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:23,480
That's what I'm saying.

1171
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:24,480
Yeah.

1172
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:25,480
Yeah.

1173
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:31,600
So they would need Hagar or Gary Sharone for the lead vocals of maybe both.

1174
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:37,000
So anyway I guess we'll have to wait and see because Gary Sharone was on Van Halen 3.

1175
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,000
The notoriously out.

1176
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,680
Yeah the notorious album that flopped.

1177
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,400
Which I thought was very good.

1178
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:48,560
I thought it was a pretty good album but I think the fact that they'd been through two

1179
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:52,760
high profile lead singers doomed them at that point.

1180
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:56,140
I don't think people were ready or wanted another singer.

1181
00:58:56,140 --> 00:59:02,960
They wanted either David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar and Gary Sharone is still a fantastic

1182
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:03,960
singer.

1183
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:05,560
He's excellent in extreme.

1184
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:06,560
He's very close man.

1185
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:07,560
Yes he is.

1186
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:11,480
He would be excellent with Van Halen as we knew it.

1187
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:14,480
But the thing is people weren't ready to do that.

1188
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:19,400
They're like now you know what we already seen two high profile guys come in now this

1189
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:23,040
band and I think it was pretty much doomed when they said they're going to get another

1190
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:24,040
singer.

1191
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:25,040
So anyhow.

1192
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:33,720
So actually you brought him up in another conversation we had here more back on a totally

1193
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:34,720
different subject.

1194
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:35,720
Oh.

1195
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:36,720
Yeah you did.

1196
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:37,720
I remember that.

1197
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:38,720
Oh okay.

1198
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:39,720
Well all right.

1199
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:50,320
But I am a big Gary Sharone fan and I have been and I love his voice.

1200
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,640
I love his charisma.

1201
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:58,960
He does very well on stage and he's the type of guy that could go in and kind of combat

1202
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:04,040
at the time Eddie Van Halen for stage time I guess.

1203
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,040
Yeah.

1204
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:06,040
Yeah.

1205
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,040
Yeah.

1206
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:12,240
Anyhow it's unfortunate that that's not going to materialize at least not now.

1207
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:16,920
Hopefully in the future in the near future we will see something like that because I

1208
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:23,400
think that someone like Eddie Van Halen deserves a tribute concert for everybody to see witness

1209
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:28,560
enjoy and ascend off saying hey thank you Eddie you gave us a lot of pleasure in our

1210
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,360
life and we agree and you know.

1211
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:31,360
And we thank you.

1212
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:32,360
He's had it coming.

1213
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:33,360
Yeah.

1214
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:34,360
He's had it coming.

1215
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:38,360
If Eddie had ever had it coming in this century he would deserve it.

1216
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:44,960
So anyhow you know our alternative insult section right.

1217
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:46,920
Oh I love it.

1218
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:47,920
Yep.

1219
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:54,040
When we when we come back we are going to go into some alternative insults men and women's

1220
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,040
edition.

1221
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:56,040
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1222
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:57,040
Huh.

1223
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,760
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1224
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1225
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:04,880
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1226
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1227
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1228
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:10,220
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1229
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1230
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:16,060
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1231
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1236
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1237
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1238
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:40,920
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1239
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,920
Oh my god someone took a dump in the corner.

1240
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:44,920
Oh jeez.

1241
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:45,920
Glad they're gone.

1242
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:46,920
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1243
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:47,920
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1244
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:59,960
Two-Douchebags and microphone dot know net is up and running.

1245
01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:03,880
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1246
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:05,240
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1247
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:06,240
Oh jeez.

1248
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:07,520
Glad they're gone.

1249
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,200
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1250
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:10,240
Man that smells.

1251
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,920
Hey where are the douchebags.

1252
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:13,920
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1253
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:14,920
Glad they're gone.

1254
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:15,920
Let's just hope they don't come back.