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Episode 68, HPC podcast
68, the Yarmour Yager of episodes
Yarmour Yager, 68
Yeah, we got Keet and Oliver joining us on the pod tonight
Whatever you want to call it
It's been on a couple pods around the area
Better give him a sponsor shout out
Yeah, thanks to Mark Andy at a Gall Lake Saskatchewan
For all your pressure pipe welding services
We're able to have NHL Calibre guests on our show
You know what? When he got stuck over there we should have said Mark to rescue him
Yeah, yeah
There's some good hospitality
He could have stayed at his house
Yeah, you got trapped in Swift Current
So before we get into that
This guy's a lunatic
LRB was drafted 10th overall in 2007 by Florida
And he's played for quite a few teams, quite a few games
We'll get into all that
But yeah, so you're coming down last weekend
Fucking with the wife
Coming to play some senior with my dail
Just no big deal
All of a sudden, Whiteout
Text me, yeah, we're staying in Swift Current tonight
I didn't even think our sponsor of this podcast lives in Gall Lake
He probably would have put you up
Fuck, I didn't even think of that
Guaranteed he would
But the only thing is we might not have seen him
You would have saved me a night at the Travel Lodge Motel
Is that the one kind of on like before you go right up the hill?
So on the highway?
So we got into...
So we limped into Swift Current
It kind of the storm hit us like 45 minutes west of Swift Current
So right at Gall Lake
Yeah, right at Gall Lake, I think exactly where
Yeah, that's where Mark lives
But yeah, I mean my wife and kid are in first time coming out to...
She didn't even come to the game
But first time coming with me to a senior weekend
I felt so bad
We get to Gall Lake and then sure as shit
10 feet in front of you, you can't see the road lines
You can't see who's coming or going
So she's panicking
My son's in the back, dog's in the back
It's just a fucking shit joke
Dog with you too? Oh my God
So we limped into Swift Current
And sure enough, every thousand people in front of us were in the same boat
So every hotel was sold out
Finally find a motel, the Travel Lodge
Get the last room, which was whatever
It's a place to stay, it was fantastic
Spend the night and then the next day it was Bluebird Skies
And it was Clear Roads and we made her to my nail list
Welcome to Southeast Sassie
With the 3-2 win
Yeah, with the 3-2 win and overtime when the boys needed it most
That was a regulation
Yeah, that was a good game
I don't think the ice would have made it through overtime, man
The ice definitely wouldn't have made it through overtime
Can you imagine? Can you shoot out?
Shoot out on that ice would have been just...
The shootout too would have been hilarious
Because both patches that they were fixing were right in line
Yeah, the fucking Goldwing logo was right in the slot
Slapshots only from the blue line
We were actually talking on the last episode about how it was funny
He was like, yeah, the ice was all fucked
And then you just see Keaton out there behind the net with a shovel just spreading water around
We're like, yeah, you learned that in the NHL
He watched all those ice girls
Exactly
When you're healthy, scratched enough as I am, you pay attention to things like that
Yeah, yeah
How do I get ice time?
The refs kept coming up to me, I'm the backup goalie
And they come up to me and they're like, you got the bucket?
I'm like, the bucket, I don't have the bucket
What bucket?
Do you have a knife?
That was the one I handed you, that was the one I was holding
Do you have the CO2 fire extinguisher?
I'm like, no dude, I'm the backup goalie, I'm just opening the door
Yeah, half the refs like, Graham, I know you got a fire extinguisher on your truck, go get it
I'm like, dude, it's a fucking powder fire extinguisher, there'd be fucking blue dust everywhere
You need a CO2 one
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah
But I don't know, I guess while we're on the scene, you're like, what have you thought of the league and the play
And was it what you thought? Is it worse? Is it better than you thought?
I don't know, like, I'm sure you've been playing rack before this
Yeah, I know, I have, and honestly, and
This is my, like, cordial apology to all of you, I hadn't played hockey in three years, the first like three, four games
It really, and Dustin, you can attest to this, see me in the hallway puking, like it took me
Yeah
A solid four games to even remember how to skate, so going into the first couple is like, holy fuck, like this is actually pretty quick
Like guys are competing, guys are competitive, clearly want to win
Yeah, I mean, sitting beside Talon on the bench a couple nights, it's like this guy's got
He should be in the National League for these churps that he's throwing out from the bench to the bench, it's like, it's hilarious
You should hear him when he's in the net, holy shit
They got a rainy end
Well, that's that's the
Honestly, man, it's been so much fun, and I wouldn't keep coming back if I wasn't having fun, right?
Yeah
Like, it's absolutely been a blast
And like I said on the Off the Huzzle podcast, just the
The welcomingness and like how nice you guys have been, how welcoming and then just like make you feel a part of the team, right?
It's like you're not just sitting in the corner not saying anything guys are coming up to you and talking to you and like making you feel a part of the whole process
So, um, yeah, it's been nothing but spectacular and I really appreciate all you guys
Oh man, we appreciate you coming. Yeah, with that being said that yeah, making you feel welcome
I mean, you got kickly fucking hitting you up after games for autographs
Fuck man, I said so I said to the guys
Because I knew he was gonna do it and I fucking said to the guys
He said it for all of us
Before he was really only talking to one person
Before the first game you came to I said to all the guys I'm like, okay
Don't be a bunch of idiots fucking asking him for an autograph and all that stupid shit like leave the guy alone just make him fucking part of the team
Like it was like two games later. Kickly was hitting you up. He waited. He waited. He's like I saw I
To be fair to kick Lee. I said the first game. Don't be hitting them up for autographs being an idiot
Fuck I was just I saw it in the lobby. I was just laughing. I was like good on you for doing it
I mean it was for his kids, but I was just did it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was signed up
I was under the impression you shut it down. No, I wasn't gonna shut it down. I was just like, yeah
No, that's you know, that's I'm sure you're used to it. It made me it made me feel important again
It's yeah, about 10 12 years since I've been
Yeah, I got a bunch of jerseys hanging here on that topic just quickly. Sorry. No last game
I think it was in the last minute. I blocked a shot. Yeah, we saw that we were talking about I took the stick back to the bench
It instantly because I remember from the in-between periods. He was like, oh, where did they put the broken six?
So I went out to like hey man. I have a broken stick
Yeah, that's so funny. He went home and that one's sitting in his bedroom above his bed. Oh, yeah
Yeah, dude, there's a kick Lee means. Well, you got to know him to know him
He broke his
Man, he's he seems like such a nice guy. I'm sure he's got his perks. Like we all do have you listened to his music though
You know he raps a
His rapper names DK bottle popper
I know I kind of put two and two together from the Instagram
I thought you were gonna say you was showing your music videos
Asked him to be in one. Yeah. Oh, that's great. It's just catching all the strays here
Hey, where is he broke his stick and then he comes to the bench and he's like, did you did you see where the sick way?
I wouldn't mind taking that home. I got warranty on it and then I'm like kicks probably already has it up on his wall
Yeah, oh no, Happer went to throw it an ox post bench. I was like, no, no, I need that
Yeah, that kicks in with it anyways, okay, but okay getting back to that first game. He showed up
The story I tell a lot of the guys when they're asking about you. They're like, oh, so how's that LRB guy?
I was like, it's like, yeah, he's good. I was like, I think I think he like
I don't think he was expecting it to be what it was. I said though
I was like, I remember we were playing in kind of and we were short and I told him I'm like fuck mom
I'm sorry like it don't worry like it's better than this like we'll have more guys and but I remember we went on the power play
And he was coming off and I kind of looked at him and I was like no man
Like like I don't know what you were in the NHL, but like here you're on PP1
Just turn it out and went back out. Just after like a minute and a half shift just goes back out
There's like no, no, you're PP1 on this team man
Honestly man like and to your point I I didn't expect I don't like
Not talking down or anything, but like I didn't expect it to be like high like high-paced and competitive and like I
And I told Josh Josh bear he picked me up from the airport and got me there
I told him like like what am I getting myself into man? I literally like I have not played a competitive
Shiny beer league anything in three years like what what am I getting myself into?
He's like well, it's pretty like it's pretty high-paced. Yeah guys compete guys. I'm like is there hitting is a goal. Yeah
That's what Cody was saying last game he's like yeah, I went over to him
I said, you know like don't be scared to hurt somebody like that's
Like we want we want we want that LRB
I was like, yeah, I was like, I don't know I think I don't know if you I don't know if you read the
Interview that like Weber and they've kept hitting me up for an interview about how we got you or whatever
And I just I said in the thing I was just like I said the same thing you're saying
I'm like, you know like a guy like that
There's nothing you can't really do to help you but when you haven't played in three years
You know you can't like it's gonna take a bit to get the rust off like you know
You got a feel for the guy like you're expecting him to log all these minutes
But like fuck like the big six isn't just like like it's not just nonchalant hockey like you know
You're asking a lot of the guy
but
My wife probably attests this to you guys are getting me into shape again, so it's
Yeah, we're trying
Damn that's right the back of the beer fridge already
Yeah, the bottom of the fucking barrel here drinking pills I got great Western logger. Oh
You drinking Keith chewing on these bad boys
I'm actually drinking a pills or two. Yeah, look at that a little gloss of red red, you know, sorry boys
That's probably love just playing for the podcast
That's my week my weekday my weekday drink is usually a bottle of red wine nice. Yeah
What are what the poach is I saw you toss in there? What do you what do you got going on there?
What's that story the poach is yeah, I saw you toss in
I choose Siberia
snooze signature
What percentage is that I don't know what that is but doesn't sound good there
32s. Oh, yeah
That's a that would put me on my ass
I would be puking on your couch
Yeah
Okay, so yeah, when I moved to Russia when I moved over to play in Russia
That's what they all chew and I've been hooked on them since
They're real strong but
They finally started selling me Canada so I can literally like five minutes down the road from my house
There's a little spot that started telling them so I
Frequent that place very often that's fucking wild. What else can you tell us about Russia?
You get on the Russian gas a little bit. Yeah
The Russian gas is a whole
Sounds kind of fun though, like your cat drunk here. He's alright cats cleaning up the spilled beer
Yeah, so didn't you say one you guys said that he played with someone you knew in Musa in
Musa
I said, yeah, oh, I don't know. I just said there was another big six guy that I when I was just
Okay, so
I think I remember in the dressing room after last game you were saying that
One of the guys that's gonna be playing on the round leg team lives in pilot butte is this the same
Oh, no, this is different guy
I was just looking through the you know seeing if there was any connections to you might have played with and I saw you played with
Brad Regie in in moustia
Yeah, a little bit. He's played for played it. I played against him in the league for a few years anyways
Where do you play? He played in our coal and in yellow grass
I think he was on the team that in yellow grass on the title before they switched leagues. Okay, that's just I guess a
Guys listen to this podcast in the southeast to know that name for sure
so
some the two names that I could think of that would be from around there that I played with would be
I
Don't know if they played in the big six, but Riley holds apple
He's a vagina guy and then Logan Piat. He's from
Let's give us a balcony. I think he he might be on the provincial roster this year. Really?
I don't know who I'm sure he probably is. I think he played maybe yeah, he played senior
Yeah, I think he had a sign. Oh, it was a milestone. He's from was that Taylor?
Is he not some milestone? Yeah, he had a big sign out with his world junior gold medal the one for a few years there
Yeah, doesn't mean he didn't grow up in you know, yeah
Yeah, I just I just remember from
There's it
I'm in my office with a bunch of hockey stuff and yeah, I was laughing because I was coming on the podcast and I saw
This team Canada photo Paiettes on there. I'm like, I'm sure he grew up in
Southern Saskatchewan, and I'm pretty sure it was Balgoni, but he probably was born maybe somewhere else says he's playing for the outlook
Ice Hawks just googled her up here. That's really one of the latest doing links. Yes, Valley. Okay. What he's from milestone. Yeah
Okay, where's that? That's you drive through it up. Do you leave Regina coming to my deal? Okay, or after you leave Moose show?
I guess if you got I gotta get I gotta brush up on my
Yeah, some Easter in Saskatchewan little town. Well, we're gonna have to update. I don't know case. So
This picture you see that
Yeah, that's from that would be from Switzerland. So
Okay, you say we need to go in there. No, I want to go with what can you tell me from that?
Oh, yeah, absolutely
I also want to make a comment that in the bottom right corner is now a Mustangs logo
So I think we should I think we should update your elite prospects profile picture
Please do it
He'll do it. It'll be a selfie you and him
I just look I was just looking and yeah, there's a Mustangs logo on the bottom right corner now. It's like, oh nice
What can you tell us about that picture? What's going on there?
Can I see it again? Yeah
Lift it up a little bit. Sorry. Oh, yeah
Yeah, so that would be that would be in
Freeborg Switzerland
That was the year that I played in the Spangler Cup
Just another I mean I did the tour of Europe
My wife can attest to this that going over to us
Oh good going over to Europe was was about hockey when we first got there
But once we stayed over there three four five six seven eight nine years. It was like
We fucking love it here and traveling is the best and we're
Just her and I and we can literally you get three
National team breaks a year. So you get three opportunities to travel
Four or five days and then at the end of the year, you know take three weeks off and go somewhere. So that's awesome
Living in Europe just became traveling seeing new places visiting new countries
Meeting new people just you know enjoying your 20 late 20s and early 30s
But that like freeborg Switzerland that if I could live anywhere in the world
That probably would be the country
it's I
Don't know if you guys have been to like Whistler or or ban for whatever but it's like
Like you just live in paradise and you can get anywhere like Spain, Italy Greece
anywhere within an
hour hour and a half flight like it's just it's
Yeah, that is Europe is Europe is
The best place in the world. I love every fucking second of it, but
Yeah, I feel very fortunate to be able to have lived in these places and and got to play hockey to
Fund it basically. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah for sure
You're there you're there doing what you love and you're getting paid and you're getting to see the world all
On the same thing with I don't know like I've got some buddies like I got a buddy who played in France and like he fucking
Hated it like he went there and he he he got promised all these things. He was gonna, you know, they're gonna give him a car
They didn't have given a car and there was like a major language barrier
Right, so he only he played a few games and he dipped but like was there anything like that for you?
Was there anything like like language wise or like promises made that didn't come through or or was it just like the total opposite experience?
No, I definitely and from from my experience like again playing in so many different places
You definitely run into some obstacles like that like Russia my first year
There was a massive
massive language barrier like if you don't speak English and Russia you get brushed to the side pretty much all the time. Yeah
Payment there was I think they still owe me like 250 grand really really
So what happens there? Don't you have like a see it?
Don't you?
Sorry to cut you up. But like don't you have like a contract? How does that work?
How do they get contracts don't mean anything really? It's Russia. Yeah, if they don't want to pay it
They're not gonna pay it. Oh my goodness
but is
other than Russia I
Was pretty fortunate and getting
To places where they were like upstanding
Management and like the town really respected and and loved their team. So it was like, you know, you're getting yourself
You're not going to a new place, but they're gonna respect you and you know treating properly but
Yeah, I mean I have some buddies that have horror stories about getting to a place
Signing for this amount of money and then getting there
Running a physical and oh you've had a knee problem. Yeah, okay. Sorry. See you later
within two or three days, right like so you go from
getting a
$150,000 American tax-free contract to three days later
$0.00 and zero cents. Yeah, that's the scary part of going like I've always wondered about that like going like just from my one
buddy's experience like you know, he said he
He never not didn't get paid
But like there was just like things he said that he was gonna get and he didn't and then like yeah
The language barrier was tough and then just these other other things that just added up
So I was always wondered about that if like other guys experienced that too or if it just he was just a one
Yeah, I mean I guarantee you guys have again
We were fortunate off that we always had a nice apartment a good car. Yeah
Um and the best part like tax-free money you can yeah, yeah
Might be a little bit less than what you're making at home, but it all rounds out into the yeah
Well, it's the experience too, right like I mean take a little off the top for the experience. I guess yeah, yeah
What can you and we got like?
Speaking for myself. I think I've seen in the 40s of countries. So yeah got to just
See
So many places that I would never ever ever
Even thought to have gone and whether I liked them or not like there were some places I went there was like, okay, whatever this like
But still you get that opportunity to go to a place and yeah, judge it but not judge it poorly, but just no absolutely
Yeah
I understand what you're saying for sure
And we always say like my wife and I Lauren like if we move if we went back to Europe
We would definitely have nine places in nine different countries that we could go and feel comfortable staying at someone's house
And yeah, your fans there were so many friends across the world and just feel yeah, very appreciative of that's really cool all that time
so back to your
time in Switzerland or whether it's the
Spangler Cup or is that rank in is it in Davos? Yeah, well, yeah
My question rank as cool as it seems. Oh man, it's
unbelievable it's literally like
Take like
Take small towns to scotch one rank and then put a big dome over with these massive wood
Yeah, so beans and stuff holding it up and then pack it full of the craziest Swiss hockey fans in the world
beating drums and yelling and throwing shit on the ice and like
What's the craziest thing you've ever seen thrown on the ice oh
In Russia, so we played in
The team in Croatia one time
Oh, that's a grab. Yeah, it's a grab. So we played in Zagreb
We got into a little bit of like a line
A line not a brawl, but like a scuffle or whatever. All right
And as we were going off the fans in Zagreb were throwing like double-a batteries
Yes, he's double a batteries like you name it they would throw it on the ice and
And where's the other one? I think it was in box. Yo, yeah
They're crazy
But they love their sports which makes it like you can get on board with it, right?
I was on the other side like I would love that. Yeah
You're like fucking throwin batteries up in the stands for
Martin take notes. Where do you aim?
You're hucking a double a battery from the I'd imagine ahead
But they were like there's no kill shots. Yeah, they're not fucking around
Prepare they get probably a pockets full of batteries. Yeah, where you gotta aim for the neck like this nothing's exposed
No, so in some of those ranks, they don't have the mesh around the top
So they're like from the top ropes up in the nose bleeds. They're chucking just fastballs a coming out of the staff
You just lighten up for a peek a faceoff in the defensive zone and you're taking one in the neck
Oh, I'm taking a double a battery right to the fucking spine
You know, what's cool about over there, too, is it's like soccer where they have
So in in burn Switzerland, which is like a very old
Very well respected club in Switzerland big building beautiful building crazy fans
But they have that like caged off section for the away fans
I'm like security and stuff so the home fans don't get in and the way fans don't get out
Wow and run like beating drums the whole game signs and flags
Wait till I man they're gonna need that for the oxbowl carnival matchup
I don't know what you're expecting when you go play with round lake, but like dude those barns are gonna be fucking packed man
Like it's we went last year and watched round lake in car while and it was
Fucking there's two thousand people there like like we had somebody well obviously Sterling played and
Like Josh, but we had a couple so we had guys on our team that played for both car while and round lake
So they were like playing each other in the series fuck man. It was like it was awesome like so we went and watched
We went to we went to ochop and we went to car while and they came in car while me and Logan went
Oh, yeah, and you're gonna talk about what happened. Yeah. Yeah, this is okay. I should tell it because you know, yeah
Well, you can tell us so we're we end up we're there we should have been there earlier, but you know
We were like before warm-ups. Yeah, we were still plenty early. Yeah
Stands are warmies. It was why not open door. You've probably never been in car. I'll right. It's not you played
He played. That was my first. Oh, yeah, okay. Cardiff was your first you played in car. Well, yeah
Okay, so I was full to the roof you couldn't so we're all the way down at the far end and we find room
Over by the garage door just right by the Zamboni and it's the second period the games going on and we you know
we've had a you know a few few beverages quite a few and
Dustin's like I got a piss really bad
Dude, I know what like how is he gonna get to the bathroom?
It's gonna take him an hour and a half to get down to the bed
It was it was a hazard how many people they had there cuz you couldn't walk
I couldn't move and so
We just had an empty cup there and they serve beers and cops me and Jerry bear just kind of blocked for him and
He just pissed in the cup all the play was going on. We were standing a foot from the glass. Yeah, show them Jerry bear
In the cup right there just pissed in the cup like dude behind so behind the goalie net or like underneath the score clock in
Carlisle, yeah, like when we go play in Carlisle, I'll show you I'll be like that over there. That's where I pitch
It was just like it wasn't feasible to even try to get to the bathroom. Yeah, well, it was like
This wasn't this wasn't actually me that did this
Dirt between the cement and the boards so like the cop might have buddy's cop might have just spilt in the dirt
But he didn't want to just whip it out and piss in the dirt like you want to be respectable and piss in the cup
Yeah, that that oh chap barn fills up pretty good, too. It's a big barn
Oh, oh chap's got space and it's the VIP section last year
Send you the video from last year we were like
VIP section I don't know what the restriction was but well definitely wasn't bell carries this year
They've moved from their home barn to for the world. It's how's more people how's more people they're not gonna play in their home
I heard their barn is pretty nice, too. Right like it's new. Oh chap. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice. Yeah, what's nice barn?
Yeah, they played there last year. I've never been downstairs and and it's in the dressing rooms
It looks like they go on they put on a show pregame, too
Nice, it's fucking sweet lights and smoke and fucking. Oh, yeah
It's not guys on the drums. Yeah, the guys are in the drums. Oh, yeah, awesome, man
It's not Kendall vaping on the bench. It's legit smoke machine. You're gonna feel like you're back in Sweden, man
Yeah, we're gonna be up there throwing batteries at you
I gotta prepare you here
So we got a little group kind of thing with
So Marty St. Pierre who he played in the NHL I played with him in Russia. Yeah Nigel Dawes who's
Yeah, if it was today's NHL when he was young he'd be a 50 goal scored. Yeah, I asked Thomas
I remember him on the world's Junior's team. Yeah all-time leading
Point-getters in Russia played with him in Russia. I've known Dossy forever. He's supposed to be playing he might not but supposed to
Dale we's Colton Yellowhorn
So we've all been talking we're all like fuck man, like this is gonna be so much fun. Oh, yeah
We can't wait. We have none of us have played in years, but we're all
Yeah, let's go play together again and just like have some fun and win some games Colton Yellowhorn
Robbie he's played a lot, but he played last year with them. Yeah, he's he's like you guys are gonna have a blast like they're gonna
Absolutely love you. They're gonna treat you like gold. Oh, yeah
Yeah, we're pumped. It's gonna be it's gonna be Dwight King was there last year, right? Yeah
Yeah, he played with Yellowhorn and yeah, you must have played with him in LA. Did you I played with King or an LA?
Yeah, so my wife was actually asking his wife Lauren
About all this and she's like well
Dwight some guy
Ran Dwight elbowed in the head last year. He had a massive concussion
So he's not gonna play this year, but it's pretty good like you can make some decent money in like go have some fun and
Yeah, sure you get well it's still like guys are still taking it real serious like a provincial a title in
Saskatchewan, it's a big deal is a fucking big deal man
I never every team in that category fucking wants it. Yeah, like like they they're not fucking taking it light
Like that's what I mean. Like I don't know like if you haven't played that's where some guys could be like
Yeah, let's just you know, let's just go but it's like dude. It's it's fucking serious. It's just gotta be turned on
Yeah, yeah, like ready to go like I don't know that's what I've told that's what I told these other guys a little bit like
I've been playing senior and like it's like it's not barely
We're just hanging on the big six and we're fucking screaming at each other after games and stuff like you know imagine fucking
Running those payrolls and like chasing a senior a bracket like those guys mean business man
Like they they want to fucking win like the guys hit the guys hitting you are still 200 pounds
Yeah, yeah, they're moving as fast and whatnot. Yeah, there's still 200 pounds
You know and that's even worse because they're 200 pounds and probably don't know exactly where they're hitting you
Yeah, it's gonna be less. That's exactly it. They're gonna be taking a shot
There's no video review although now with live barn. There's a little bit
But you know going going back to the white getting kinkus last year
He played senior up in Meadow Lake like I grew up up that way and the senior hockey difference from up here to down here is night
And a down here it is fucking hard nose up there
Yeah, everybody's fucking each other sister, you know, you don't want to get hurt and you know go to Christmas dinner and get
Talk to my mother-in-law, but it's it's awesome like last dude last year. They had John Marasty
Yeah stretching on the fucking red line
Like fucking like trying to intimidate Carlisle like Jesse Gabriel was on the other team
They're like spear in each other in the warm-ups like fucking poke me like like those guys were there to like
Fucking win like both teams wanted it bad
Like it was it was so fucking awesome to go watch though
Like because it was like fuck it's 10 bucks to get in and this is like fucking good
Okay, I'm like it's way better like for me. I thought it like that senior a compared to like junior a it's like
I would way rather go watch senior a than junior a man like this is fucking good
Okay, especially when you got a team like around Lake loaded to the nuts and then you got Carlisle was pretty loaded up
They were loaded last yeah, and you got personal relationships with yeah, you know these guys are your buddies like you know
It's like fuck you're playing against
Keaton LRB and fucking Marasty and whoever else Dwight King like you're playing against these like Talon got to go play net
For Carlisle in O chap and they won Carlisle won in O chap Talon got on the win like it was a big deal man
Yeah
We all drove up because Kinger was playing we're like fucking skin like they called up
Carlisle had to call an e-bug last year and they called Talon
Can you end up there and play it against?
He's just like buddy in Chicago dude, right? Yeah, we're fucking what's his name?
Airs David airs David airs except he played the whole game Carolina or yeah
Yeah, I remember sitting in a Bellagio watching that game on my phone
The Shawnee bear yeah Shawnee bear broadcast sit there playing slab
Yeah, you bring it up you bring up Marasty
So my first my first two years in the minors in the American the guys in Rochester and Marasty and then you Blonski
Who's his cousin? He's also a fucking animal?
they were in
Syracuse and
Ottawa's farm team
Belleville
Binghamton
Binghamton. Yeah, so they were both an hour from Rochester. We played them like
Six times a month. I swear to God and these fucking idiots would just run around absolutely
I was 19 at the time like literally terrorizing leave me alone
No, absolutely not and then we had us big Steve McIntyre
So he finally came to our team to like calm thing down. They would fight
To three times a game every single game
It was literally like an absolute circus show. I wish you could do that in senior just fight twice
It's kids. We're gonna run out of time here because we're cheap motherfuckers and I don't want to buy fucking zoom premium
So I'm ending it. I'm gonna end it, but then I'm gonna call you right back. Okay? Okay? I
Can get another beer. Yeah, yeah
This is a good time for an ad read anyway. We don't have to edit it that I'll just wait. I'll just kill some time
I'll wait till you kill it and then I'll start reading ad reads and then are you killed? Yeah, okay, so
Yeah, we got Keith now or be joining us here. We just have a quick piss break for the boys
I'd like to give a quick shout out to our boy Mark handy of go lakes to sketch from Swift Kern area
Thanks for these beautiful mics
I don't know how it's sounding in the shop is the first time we've done it in here
But yeah, we like to thank him for the mics. It's he didn't have to do that, but he did
Yeah, he's just he's just hanging out there welding pipe silverback welding
All your structural pressure pipe all that good stuff and I guess I don't know who else we should show it out
Oh, who else you guys got a name tag willing? Oh, yeah, maybe Graham Tech. Yes, flying the shop here
I don't want to compete with our other
Sponsor, but I mean two different parts of the province. Yeah, it's just good to be back, you know potting again
It feels like it just feels like you know, there's the weather it's gonna start changing and it's they're getting nicer
Goals coming golf's coming. Oh man, okay. Me and Keats. We're going golfing
So we're gonna go Saturday now. I think let me know whoever wants to come
We're gonna go Saturday, and then I'm gonna take a real fish and Sunday
I think that's a better sounds like he's crashed on my place Sunday night. Yeah fished with you
Yeah, I got something and maybe we shouldn't talk about this on the podcast because it's probably not gonna
We're on the podcast. I just thought of this right now
He's in Calgary. I gotta spend a week at or a week in old this summer
You should take the clubs
Yeah, but you guys should come out the weekend when we're done and we should go fucking golf and a band after
Oh, and then I could ride home with you three
Brianna'd have to drive the fucking kids home in the cows
But oh you would leave her with the cows. Well, I'm hoping this is I'm hoping like my son's eight
I'm hope we're taking one animal. I'm hoping we can throw it in a trailer and I don't have to what weekend cuz
It's in the middle of July third week of July
Or maybe it's fourth week of July. I don't know but it's just
Yeah, I'm going to cloning do you hold I don't know if you guys know this
But when we haul bread heifers in the summertime when it's 45 fucking degrees outside
We try to haul them at night
So I'm hoping I don't have to pull one trailer all the way to old's with one heifer in the middle of the night by myself
I'm hoping I can throw her in with somebody else from the southeast going out there and then I can just haul the kids out
Hey, kids when he says are we going?
Yeah
We're still going potential potential golf day in fucking Alberta. Okay, but kids when he says heifer
He doesn't mean like a fat chick like he's talking
I grew up a city boy, but my both my parents are from
Respectively Cornation my dad is from and then my mom from Concert Alberta, which is right on the border of Saskatchewan. Yeah
My dad still loves the prairies you couldn't pay my mom to go back
But I grew up
farming
My uncle Dallas has a massive farm operation cows all that I love the prairies. I love the farm life
He just put you on a key
Well, that was when you were in the in the group chat asking about this coming weekend
It's like well she come over to our place, but we're picturing bulls all day Sunday. I can't imagine that
That's good shit, what were we talking about before the break we were on
Where were we we were in somewhere good talking was it was a good story?
No, we were talking about round leg John
Yeah, we were talking about round leg John Marastie and Yablonsky and and Mac entire
Yeah, it's Mac entire from kenders leaders. He just lived there. Thank you from over that way
Yeah, I think he's from he's still
He's on he's on a provincial roster easy. Yeah, I hope to God. He's actually I'll be alright. I was buddies with them
So I say hey leave me alone
Go pick on Marty's party. Yeah, well that fuck that was the other day when that guy from oxbow gave you a shot
It's just like oh, yeah, we didn't go over this beforehand. It's like you don't worry about that
We got other guys to handle that. I think the funniest part, but you know what case so this has actually been pretty funny
Every time every time someone is like hit me or whatever they all are like
Actually running me
Well, I don't do you happen to know I don't know if you cross past with them. Do you happen to know Ian McKenzie?
No, no, I just thought it asked cuz he played he was I guess we had the same rookie year and senior 13 years ago
My son come say hi. Oh, yeah
Here. Oh, you got a dog. Oh son. Oh, yeah
Oh
Shit, I'm muted fuck how long have I been muted for hey, Theo? Hey buddy
What's happening, buddy?
You're famous now I
Guess I was just thinking of that, you know, I remember when Ian came and played and he was fresh out of the
HL, I guess it was that was after the
was at the 2012 lockout
something like that and
Yeah, I just his transition was very similar at the same time, you know, you're both big guys and
Very very similar reminded me of that. It was the same thing. It's just like yeah
Dude, I know you're huge and you're strong and tough. That's like we got other guys that can deal with that
You got it. You said it's me on the ice too, right? Like you came up to me like yeah, and you went tries to fucking around
Just tell me you're number 18 and we'll take
As soon as I saw him give you that cross check it's like, oh, yeah, I you know, we sat across from each other in a room
They're probably should mend something. Yeah. Yeah
Maley loves to fight man. That stuff just comes as you don't even think about it anymore, right?
Like you go on 20 years of playing hockey getting cross checked in the arm or the back or
Yeah, it just made me think of it. It's like oh
Josh I told him like no, no, he's fought twice and like dude I got guys for that. So that's why I started putting them with Kendall
I'm like, yeah, I told Kendall. I'm like, you don't have to fight. Well, like if anybody touches them
Just like just get in there like just break it up. Don't let anybody touch. Don't let anybody touch Josh. Yeah, one picks them up. Yeah
So yeah, I hit those two are D partners now
Just because I can
Dustin I messaged you before and like if Ellis is available, please put
Yeah, I fucking love playing with him. It was so funny that you said that because I had I watched you guys play
I'm I had you guys matched up together too and he's fast like he's quick like he can he can cover you
Do like he does things that yeah, he's smooth
That was really smart. Yeah
He sees the sentiment coming low and he finds the center in the middle like he turns back
He listed he calls reverses off of face. Yeah, and he's tough. He's strong. He's strong on the puck. He works hard
late
Mealy beat the shit out of him. Mealy was a bean fate
Yeah
yeah him and him and Mealy
Mealy played in bean fate last year and uh
and him and Mealy fought last year
Well, who all Mealy kind of jumped him, but well, it was it was a shitty situation
I'll tell you what the story was. Yeah, that was when Holt snowed the goalie. Yeah
And so Holt plays an ox go now because bean fate folded
Yeah in Carlisle, sorry. I don't even think Ellis and Mealy know that they fought each other
I don't think they do. I don't think they know but either way
Uh, I was on the ice for both accounts. Yeah, and so I took
Jason into the corner and fucking gave him a talking to and Ellis hit his brother with his own helmet by accident
Were you in that? You were in that
Yeah, and then so like there you get the snow
Klan snowed you pretty good
Ellis is like oh no, you don't do that to my goalie
He grabs a guy's helmet
And then he gets his helmet and rips it off by the visor
He's hanging and now he's got it hanging on by like the ear at the ear
And he fucking whips it around hits him with his own helmet
I didn't see that at all
Neither did the ref because he got two for rough
Yeah two for rough
That's some shortsies shit
So then after that like after Ellis is out of the box we're in our defensive zone
But I'm not talking about how to run Cos you're not even talking about the other team
Yeah, but it's like uhyer just is so
Eh-huh
No, I'm just taking another picture
This is seven
So you're sooman
I was Ayou kidding me
Yeah, okay, um Yea
Jeez, you know make him Yeah, sorry
no I was just checking
Yep, I was watching
and Ellis proceeded to get his
Yeah, you got jumps basically
Well, I mean you knew it was gonna happen
Tony lined up on the wrong hash mark
Yeah, yeah
Is there a bigger message than that?
But that's Maly's job, he doesn't even care who it is
He's on the team to stick up for his players
Yeah, yeah
And that's why I brought him in here too
It's like he knows his role
He's like, I wanna play third, fourth line
I don't wanna power play
I'll penalty kill if you want me to
And I'll stick up for anybody on this team
And wait for every fucking dog
I was like, okay
That's the kind of player I want
Yeah
I need a couple more of you
Yeah
I definitely don't think they realized that that was each other
Yeah, no I don't think so either
I haven't told them yet either
I was just
Well, maybe leave that
I was gonna leave it alone
Just leave that
Yeah
Don't need them finding out
Yeah, when we're fucking hoisting the banner
Golf turning
Yeah, golf turning
Yeah, we're asking about fucking the loaders
So, okay, so we talked a little bit about Europe
We talked some mustangs
I mean, it's all a big show
Like, frick
Like, what are things leading up to draft day?
Like, I don't know
Like, before you knew and then when you kinda knew
And then like the day of
Like, what's, none of us have a clue
So, I've never been drafted for anything
I think I got picked
My aunt got selected for jury duty once
That's the most I got got
I don't know, just a little bit of insight on that
Kind of experience, I guess
Yeah, I mean
I mean, that's a big question
Very fortunate in my hockey career
But leading back, like to those days
It was, there's no other way to explain it
That unbelievable
So leading up to it
I was ranked in the top five for the draft
So I got to do the things like
The NHL flew us to Anaheim
Anaheim was playing Ottawa in the finals
In the cup finals that year
So they flew us to Anaheim
It was myself, Patrick Kane, Carl Alsner, Sam Gagnier, and Kyle Turris
Never heard any of that
Wow
Yeah
I was looking at the guys drafted in your ear
It's wild
Did they play for a car?
Yeah
So they flew us to Anaheim with our dads
We got to spend
So we got to watch game
I can't remember who's game three and four
Game one and two
I think Ottawa was the top team out of those two
So I think it was game three and four
So got to watch game three and four in Anaheim
Got to do all the interviews and stuff with Don Cherry
And got to sit with Snoop Dogg
We sat with Snoop Dogg at a game
Snoop
Got to sit with Snoop Dogg and what's the other guys name?
He's an actor
Anyway, it'll come to you
But we got to sit with them for the one game
The whole game, eh?
That's fucking
Yeah, the whole game
In Anaheim, it wasn't Will Ferrell or something
No, it was
I was just gonna say, did you do what Snoop does with Snoop?
I was 17 at the time with my dad
So no, I couldn't do that
That was after the kids were in bed with the dads
He wasn't drafted yet
The dads went out to Newport Beach
Yeah, one of them
So that stuff was cool
Got to do a whole bunch of like TSN, sports net
All that kind of fun stuff
And then at the draft, obviously you go in a couple of days early
Do some fun stuff
The draft was in Columbus, Ohio
So got to do some stuff at OSU football stadium
And obviously you have to do all the pre-draft, pre-interviews
So you have to go through the whole interview process
With teams that you think are gonna take you
Or that they think they might take you
So do all that kind of thing
And then draft days, you know, you wake up
You go to the rink early
And you're with your family
I had a bunch of family and a couple buddies
And so you're sitting there
Obviously I was fortunate again
I didn't sit there long, which was great
It wasn't a high stress situation
It was just like euphoria, right?
Like you're finally taken
And at that point, and this is a question on that
Off the Halsapodcast, did you know where you were gonna go?
I had an idea
Florida told me that they were gonna take me at 10
If I dropped 10
So once Florida came up, I kind of knew
That was my time
So I had a little 30 second pump up
This is my thing right here, right?
So then your name gets called
From that point to walking up to the stage
It's kind of a blackout
You just lose your jacket to the guy
And you walk up on stage and you shake Gary Betman's hand
And he says, welcome to the NHL, congratulations
And you go and do the pictures
And then after that, it's kind of just more media stuff
Do pictures and talk to people
And yeah, it's all like
It's, and even talking about it now
Looking back on it, it sounds like fairy tale
And Hollywood kind of, you know, it's a very cool experience
Again, very fortunate enough to have been able to live that experience
And do that
I don't know, I just, Hockey's given me so much
It's so good to me, I just can't say enough about my experiences
And how good it's been
Well, I, not to steal, I guess, from off the hosel
But when you're talking about this, it kind of reminded me
I was like, you talked about a, they talked about a
A rookie party or something
And I just, I put two and two together here
You know, Russia owes you 250 grand
But don't you owe someone 10 grand for a rookie party
Or something like that?
Well, I don't owe them anymore
Yeah, yeah, yeah, allegedly
No
Yeah, so, I actually, so funny
I got to go to a couple of rookie parties
Before my own rookie party
Yeah
So I got called up twice
Without playing a game
So they didn't make me pay for the rookie party
But I got to attend them
Nice
One was in Nashville, one was in Pittsburgh
And then finally
It's a one in Nashville, no fun
Zero fun
Worse plays in the world
Yeah
But the year that I was like fully up in the NHL
And got to do my own rookie party
Yeah
We were in Los Angeles
We went to Boa's steakhouse in Beverly Hills
And then went to a pool party
I think it was the W pool party in Hollywood
Okay
But the steakhouse bill, it was myself, Jason Garrison
Dmitry Kulikov, Sean Mathias
And I want to say Mark Santorelli
I think there was five of us
Yeah
Four or five of us
Anyway, we each had to pay
We each had to pay $10,000 for the bill
So it was a, I think it was more than, like the bill was more than that
But they all made us, the rookies, pay $10,000 each
So at the time we're basically living on like
American League contracts
And like just getting into NHL contracts
So we're like getting money, but we're spending money
None of us, none of our credit cards could
I think all of our credit cards were probably pretty close to maxed out at the time
From stupid things and whatever
So none of us could put any of it on our credit cards
So we're like, Kaber, Brian McCabe
He's like, yeah, don't worry about it
So he pulls out his black card, puts the bill on his black card
He's like, just pay me back throughout the year
Like every paycheck just give me like a grand here, grand there
So yeah, that was a fun night to spend
Yeah, no, no, not like, I got to, I have to say
Not to steal from off the hosel that I heard that story
But I was like, oh man, he's got to tell that story on our, like that's a great story
Oh it is, yeah, there's a couple stories
See, I don't know if you've listened to any of the previous ones
But like those stories, like those stories are what our podcast is about
Like, but it's with senior hockey guys usually
Like it's like, you know, and like, you know how you're dropping names
We appreciate that, but like usually our guys in the senior league, they're like, yeah
Me, buddy and buddy, we were, you know, we were driving home from our colon
Yeah, you don't want to
We, you know, we side-slipped this car and
We just laughed
This is a funny story
If this is what the podcast is about
Oh yeah, man, yeah, we like fuck stories and stuff like that
Cause he's my cousin, he's my cousin, he knows the story
And he appreciates, he probably not an hockey ins you guys
But he probably won't listen to fuck
No, no, no, I, I, I
What do you mean, fuck, I'm pretty sure
No offense taken
I'm pretty sure he follows us
So, okay, so
So, when I played in the minors in Rochester
Obviously Montreal is whatever, three, three and a half hours away from Rochester
So we would, myself, Jason Garrison and my best friend, his name is Austin
He came down for a week
He ended up staying for like two and a half months
In Rochester with me and Gary, we're roommates
That is rockstar
So we, yeah, he was a rockstar in Rochester
So we would drive up to Montreal every chance we got
If Gary was on the road, he'd just give us his apartment
Let us stay there, if he was there, we'd go to the games and whatever
So one weekend or one midweek, we had three days off
Gary was on the road, so we're like, let's go to Montreal
It's the best city in Canada, like let's go
Yeah
So I packed up the car, drove up to Montreal, stayed at Gary's place
Being the snoopy younger cousin that I am
We're snooping around his apartment, like, yeah, this is unbelievable
End up going in his sock drawer, and we find 10 grand cash
And we all look at each other like, yeah
You could have paid buddy back the whole time
I don't know where it went, Pricey
Take the 10 grand and have an absolute night
He comes home, oh yeah, oh yeah, absolutely
Oh yeah, he says
Fuck yeah
10 grand cash, like we're definitely taking that
Fucking go
So, went out, had a big one
He's never said a word about it, never has like
We brought it up to him, he's like, I don't think that happened
He didn't miss 10k, hey, like fuck, I don't think that happened
It was the wife's
He was single at the time, so this definitely was
That's the name of this podcast, Price is missing 10k
So that was, we, yeah
We went up to Montreal a lot and had a lot of really good times
Montreal, lots of time, I don't know, like
I've never been there, but I'd like to go there, my one buddy is a huge Habs fan
Like, Butter, big star of the show
That's the guy who built this shop, doesn't take credit for it, but Butter built it
So like, if we do go fishing Sunday, I'm sure Butter will come with us
Don't feed him too much drinks, he gets out of hand
Yeah, he gets out of hand
Yeah, but he's a huge, huge Habs fan
Yeah, he's a huge, huge, but
I forgot about that, you guys fucking tore me off
Talking about fishing with him
Going to Montreal
Oh, right, yeah, so the strippers in Montreal, like, I don't know, you, like, right?
Like, that's what I hear all the time, you didn't say anything, just did a look
Yeah, you know, like, I know you're married and all so am I, like, but like, I don't know
I'm sure you're like, I don't know, my wife's cool, but like, man, the people
I don't care what I talk about, but man, I've heard they're like world class
I've been to Sapphire and Vegas, I don't know if you've been there
That's an unreal strip club
I can definitely, yeah, Vegas is top notch, Atlanta is top notch, Miami is top notch
But Montreal, Wanda's and Chaperie and Club Sex are like next level
The dog agrees, man, he's like, fucking, yeah
It's like I ain't ever seen titties like that before
Fuck, yeah, that's what I've heard, that's just the way the legend goes
No, Montreal, if it's on your bucket list, definitely go to F1 Montreal or go see a Habs game
Yeah, well, that's our, me and Butter, we talk a lot, but the dream would be a Habs vs Leafs game there
And then maybe Toronto, but I would almost rather go there and just party in Montreal
But, yeah
And it's Club Opera was still open in Montreal, it would be a weekend appearance
Yeah, yeah, that's fucking cool that you got like your cousins, well, and then Shane Dome too, right?
Yeah
That's another cousin, I think he said on and off the hustle, he was a big inspiration or whatever you want to call it growing up
Like, you know, a mentor, I guess you would say, but
Totally, so yeah, again, I was fortunate to have, I mean, me and Kerry are usually older than me, but Shane is, I can't remember, I think it's 18 or 19 years older
So as a kid growing up, seeing one of your, so Shane's mom and my dad are brother and sister
And then Kerry's dad and my dad are first cousins, so Kerry and I are second cousins, Shane and I are first cousins
So, yeah, growing up, young kid in Canada, having a cousin who was, he was the seventh overall pick, like playing the NHL at 18
You have this role model and this mentor to kind of show you the ropes and tell you how it's done and do this, don't do that
It was great to have him
And even to this day, like, and again on off the hustle
To this day, he's been nothing but instrumental in trying to help me
So a couple years ago, like, COVID happened and all this and I got injured, but he was the manager of the Spangler Cup, the Spangler Cup team for a couple years and
Every year he wanted me to come, he wanted me to come and the thing was, he's like, I've never got a chance to play or manage or coach or something with a family member
So it was always like family first and this and that, you know, so he's been absolutely phenomenal and now he's with the Leafs and
He's helped me at a point in time I was looking for like a scouting role or something like that and he was always the first one to like push me in this direction or that direction or like get serious with this person or
Or that person and he's just such a, he's a great man, he's just a good hockey person, he's a good person in general and I can't thank him enough for everything that he's done for me
Yeah, no, that's awesome
And does he have a Yahoo email address that we could potentially add him on Zoom?
Why did we send him a Zoom meeting?
Are you laughing at my Yahoo account?
I am, I am a half-nast
I definitely had a little bit of a chuckle there, I thought when you said that I haven't seen a Yahoo account in a minute
Fuck, I still use hotmail, you should see me
This is the story about my Yahoo email address, I was living in Europe and had whatever was a hotmail account and I was in a couple fantasy football leagues
But in Europe, I couldn't use my hotmail account to do fantasy football, so I had to get a Yahoo account to do fantasy football and then from there I was like fuck it, I love this
Do you guys remember Yahoo Answers?
Oh yeah
You would Google things and Yahoo Answers would pop up
Was it like a Siri thing or what?
No, it was like a forum, it was like early days of the internet
Dude, you weren't even alive for the early days of the internet
I was like 7
I was going to say how old were you then?
You would Google something and Yahoo Answers would pop up
It's the only reason I know what Yahoo even is
So your time in LA, what was that like because we had Jeff Audrezzon and his son, not Dakota, he plays in Rokenville, but his other son, oldest, I can't remember his name
But he's the strength coach in LA now for them
He was telling us about their facility man and he was like, my time in San Jose and he was telling us about it and the dressing room and stuff
And he's like, now these guys, they have their training facilities unreal, it's like kitchen and their work out facility
He said they get that LA air and he described it as they lift open these garage doors and they basically half ask it to work out outside and all this stuff, was that all there when you were there?
Yeah, absolutely
I was in Florida longer but even more so in Florida
People ask me, what was it like playing in Florida?
Like it's not really a hockey market and like man, playing in Florida and LA was the best
No doubt
You drive a nice car to the rink every day in shorts and flip flops and a wife beater if you want to
And you go to the rink, you practice, you put in your work and then you go to the golf course
What do you mean, what is it like playing and then you go to your apartment on the beach and then you go to the beach and you go for dinner on the beach, it was the best
Dude, I always get fired up when I get to like, so sometimes the Mustangs will get ice in August, hey, at a Finity place
And it's like, oh fuck yeah, you got your shorts on, t-shirts and you're playing at a Finity, Finity's nice rink, super nice rink for us man
I knew, like it was built in like 2011, like it's a new rink, but yeah, you get a couple of the local pros to come out and pump boys up a little bit before they had self for their fucking camps
Oh yeah, yeah
We're north I guess in what's his name's case
Well we had Huo with us
Oh Max Warner
Max Warner came and skated with us a few times, oiler, played with Moustu and dough, Austin dough, yeah
They came out before they left
Yeah, freaking no, it's just the best, that's what I mean, like when you're on NHL caliber stuff, you're getting paid, you know, you live in the life, I don't know if you were married at the time, but like, you know, it was probably, wasn't too hard pick them if you weren't like, but, jeez, like, you know, it just be the dream
I did, I did listen to your off the hauls podcast and what you had said about playing with us and it just not being so serious and cut throat
It's like you're playing for fun, it's like if you fuck up a, fuck up a dish out the glass, like, you're not gonna get sent down to the HL
Yeah, it's not so much a job, yeah
Yeah, totally, that's what, again, and I can't say enough good things about you guys
I love the passion, I love the like fucking rights, this isn't just men's league, beer league night, it's, we want to win, it's, it's competitive
It's not just we're here to have fun and go through the motions, it's, but it's still like, you make, you fuck up, you're not coming off the ice and getting mother fucked and you're sitting on the back bench for 10 minutes or you're getting sent down to, I don't know where you get sent down from Michael
The moose, you're the moose, yeah, the moose, yeah, the rectum
Yeah, sit down with the rectum
I asked him to put it right at the moose, that's Friday actually, but he got trapped in sweat
I just love, I love the, I love the compete, I love the passion, I love fucking like, chirping and non-stop, just, it's fun, right?
Yeah
You're just there to enjoy playing the game and you're, you get your competitive juices flowing and you're having fun and you wanting to win, it's just, it's fun
I just, I was kind of choked though that you lied to them about, you know, like the Midale Mustangs, PJ not picking you up and landing at Rosengren's airport, like, dude, I told you that's the one thing you can tell people, like, it's okay, let them know we got a PJ, it's fine
Well, if you have a PJ, come pick me up this weekend, though
I don't even get picked up on a jacked up welding truck, it's maybe not a PJ, but it's a, I went up with Colin before, let's get it
Oh, he's laughing at that
We could probably find you right into Midale, he's like, no, we could probably find you like a Cezna
My neighbor has an airstrip in his field and he's got a, he's got a
Hey, well tell him to come pick me up, not through the window
One of those, one of those two seaters
You might be safe when I'm driving
How many seats did you ride in?
Did you ride in it?
I think it's a six, I think it's a six-seater, yeah
So, six
We don't know if we can get you a six, we can get you a four
You're pretty tall, you might have to fold up to get in there, but I mean, I fit in there nicely, I'm five-nine, it's perfect
So my biggest rockstar moment was last year, and we were coaching me and Chad, my brother, and Brad, the captain
We were coaching a U-15 team last year in Midale
Bantam for anybody older than
Yeah, we're coaching this team, eh?
And they had a tournament open like Nipple Inn or something
Nipple Inn, yeah
And one of the kids' dads on the team has a little Cezna or something
Yeah, this is the guy we're talking about, my name is Cezna
And he's got a runway, like in Midale there
In his field
Four-seater runway, a four-seater plane
Seven-seater
Yeah
He was like, we're like, oh yeah, we're not gonna be able to, like, I'm like, I gotta work, I can't make it
Like, whatever, I gotta be back at this time
He's like, oh well, we're taking the plane, like, you can jump on the plane
I was like, you're gonna fly me out to Nipple Inn to coach this U-15 team?
House
Like, house hockey
I was like, holy, they did though, they flew my brother, and Ethan went and helped
Yeah, they flew him out there and flew him back
He said they were so cold the day they were trying to leave, they're trying to get this plane to start
And he was just like, rrrrrrr, my brother's like, I don't know
Before you take off
Oh man, he said it was so sketchy like he was like they were like sideways coming on the runway like it was just I'm like
Oh my god. No, I'm good. He was gonna fly us to Bismarck too if you could have found a place to plug that in
Yeah, you said yeah, we went to a tournament Bismarck and he's gonna fly us down there
I'm like dude. I'm getting flown around to coach Bantam house. This is awesome
You know you made it when yeah, oh, yeah, that was my that was my peak coaching career
Yeah, what would be your welcome to the NHL moment? Oh
Oh
Left turn yeah
It was a prick probably when he got drafted
That was the start of shit Gary really that short the $10,000 bill on the credit card
Very small and looks like the guy from the Sesame Street
Not a fan Bert or Ernie for sure they're both
No, but seriously so my first year playing in the American League
I
Think I got called up like six or seven times before actually getting to play a game
So my my like welcome to the NHL moment was very dragged on and I was on off the hosel. I told the story about
I got called up. It was in the team was in
Carolina and
They played
Philadelphia like two or three days later. So they called me up
To Philadelphia played Carolina that night. They called me up to Philadelphia flew to Philadelphia and
On the east coast. They had a massive snowstorm and flights were canceled and this and that so they couldn't get in
so I sat at the Ritz Carlton in Philadelphia for like two and a half days just
room service and
movies and
Having a good time
Talks there's a snowstorm. So just sitting there. I feel like I'm like on home alone to yeah in New York, you know
Just everything do whatever you want
Team finally gets to Philadelphia. They play the next day
Whichever D-man got hurt was healthy again
So I got sent down so I was just called up to sit in Philadelphia for two and a half days to order room service and watch
Movies and then get sent down
So didn't get to play my first game that game check cleared though a couple weeks later got called up
In Tampa Bay and that was my first game eventually got to play
So that was welcome to NHL got to play in Tampa Bay
my first
You can probably see it first game plaques right there nice. Oh nice cool. Yeah against Tampa Bay
Did you get yours for your first big six game your plaque? I'll get it. I haven't I'll get it. I'll get it. Geez
I'm no, I'm no, no, you know, you don't get it till you get your first big six goal
I was gonna say the big six
I'll
Last game because last game was my first big six win. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't squirt though
In all fairness though when he closed off Jaden Davis in the corner, I didn't think those Zamboni doors are gonna hold that
There he is
I mean we were up by one we had to win that game. Yeah, oh, yeah, love it
And I got a speech from the other coach saying hit somebody so I gotta close them
Oh, yeah, Cody's like I was like, I hope you don't mind but I went and told him like don't be scared to hurt someone like
Well, they're fucking hit someone like
Nice about it, but I just said like, you know, don't be scared to hurt that's classic
That's just go to man. Yeah, no, no, it's been a it's been awesome getting to know you man like I like
You said you can't say not enough good things about us
But like I think I think that goes both ways like it's just been it's been a treat having you in the room and like the guy like
It's been awesome for the guys and like I like I told wave like the news and waiver
It's it's so cool for our community like, you know, you get you get the young guys like those you 15s that we coached last year
They're always where's the NHL guy? Where's the NHL guy tonight? Where's the NHL guy? It's like he's coming. He's coming like
It was a buzz man like my when we first signed you like it was just like
Everybody's phones. I'm sure we're blowing up like so how'd you get this guy?
Well, it's like it's senior hockey. It's once you get a guy like you it's just the talk is just it's awful
man, like it's honestly honestly guys, it's been nothing but like other than the travel it's been a great experience
It's funny story too. So I and I'm gonna see like an asshole the the younger guy shorter a little bit longer here
He was in a suit last game. He was
Was he playing or scratched? Oh, he was scratched
Okay, so this is buddy so my buddy that drove me to the game
Yeah, he just went up and randomly sat in a seat and I guess
Ashton and a couple other guys sat beside him and my buddy Kyle was sitting there and he was kind of you drop in the conversation
and then Ash was talking like oh, yeah, like
He playing NHL and his wife is fucking hot
Kyle mess me during the game like man, you gotta listen this is so
Oh
And then he came up the younger guy came up to me mission period like oh, yeah, I met your buddy
Like you seemed like a beauty like oh, can you take him a couple of beers? So he took a couple beers
That's awesome man. That's fucking okay. Hey while we still got you you mentioned your wife
Okay, so me and you were talking the other day and you're talk. We're talking about the
rattenin
trade and
Do we have to restart? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Do you have a little bit more time or do you want to wrap it up?
I got a little time in the world. Okay. Let's let's let's redo this one more time
Well, how we'll do a quick edit out and then I want to talk about that a little bit while we still got a few questions if you don't mind
Okay
We're still recording
Like holy fuck this is it's 11 o'clock at night. I mean we're gonna keep going but
What's today morrow Tuesday Tuesday, oh actually Kate it has been so nice the last couple days
It's been my first slow days in like
Oh, who's shit on the way out
Crop Dustin fuck I got one more slow day tomorrow before she fucking picks up again, so I'm I'm in holiday mode here
I'm only gonna have to work like fucking six hours tomorrow. So what are you going to old's for you go like taking in the
Sub the junior national herford shows there. Okay, and last year which it was in Brandon
So I don't know how much closer it'll get
so
Seven and it's like well, we better go and fuck we had the best time we went with the
Baw you would know you know Blake Brooks from we went with his brother's kids Blake's kids are too young
But we want with Jeremy Brooks's family and their kids our boys are the same age
And they just had a ride of the time so then after it's like well fuck we got to do this all again next summer
And it's an old so that's drivable. It's not fucking down east or something
So the plan is to
Load a bunch of kids and some heifers and head hotel bird in next summer for a week and
spend some time there, and I yeah, that's why I was just thinking on the fly. It's like
We're gonna be out there. It's like I mean Brianna will fucking kill me, but
Worth it ever we go golfing in BAM for a day and fucking come back. I think it'll be more than a day
We're probably to pretty fucking sideways. I could only give you guys a day. I
Know that if I leave it's gonna drive all the way fucking back
You know what it might be worth it just to fucking fly ultra basic and just pay the over baggage and get the clubs going
I think it's like man, he's gonna be there forever like or ship like anytime you're just out there
Well, okay
Calgary it's not like we're gonna be in
We're gonna be outside like what's
That's be an hour and a half something that north
Yeah, I was a little thrown in the other had read him kill seven minutes
It's whatever I do want to ask him about that stuff because I did think that was pretty interesting
Yeah, we could ask your question. I'll ask it on the fuck
It's wise business silver back well. How funny is that that Ashton was behind his buddy that
Keaton's wife. That's how I get the chances of that
We get
He seemed like a deadly deal
We should clip that and just send it in the group chat and be like so Ashton. Yeah, who's a little guy?
He has long hair. He's in a suit. Yeah, he was
I think I think to tease this episode
You got a like just that clip of him telling us that Carrie Price will not listen to this podcast
Post it on our social media and tag Carrie Price in it. Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah
I think you got to pull that that video and like you know when you did with Donnie talking with the garbage
Yeah, you probably won't listen to this. Sorry
I shout out to Donnie the garbage man. I haven't thought about that
Fucking get that guy back. So March March March 14th 15th
Me and King are going I you haven't listened to the episode with Don what's his name?
Samory and tanner Berman and tanner Berman go back and check it out. Donnie is the funniest motherfucker on the planet
So so March 14 15th, there's a rat cock term in Brembury. Oh
and
King is coming. I'm going and I got March 14 15. Yeah
We also on the team. I can't go
Don't I don't even ask me but donnie's on our team. It's is who else on the team
But buddy, no Berman's on the like the Wildcats Brembury team. Oh, so fuck there's like but there's like fuck
They kind of asked me to play but there's like a lot of them and I'm like, yes, I'll be back. So like
But I asked I just I've been asking a couple buddies. Oh, yeah, we're the Thundercats. Yeah, we're the Thundercats
So I got a buddy of mine Michael Miller in Landrumberg. He's gonna play with us and then he's gonna bring a couple guys and then
Hossy Jordan said he'd play with us like if if the Cougars are
Wildcats are full. He'll just play with us and then Tommy's coaching in way way
But he's like, I might make it down there for an afternoon. I was like, well, if you make it in time for one of our games
Just play with us. He's like, okay. Yeah, but
Yeah, it's a three game guarantee, but it's Friday Saturday, but we're traveling so he said they just schedule us for just Saturday
But I was like fuck. Yeah, I have some beers Saturday night. I thought it'd be fun to take the podcast stuff there
Yeah, you should do that like just rip one off in the rink or something
but you
You want a team yet for Kreeleman or
I think Mattie's yeah, I think you
Matties. No, yeah, Mattie's yeah, I can't make corning
And Mattie and you guys in the 8 of vision
I'm assuming so cuz I'm in the fast guns. I don't know. I think I got the last slow gun spot
Oh, I don't know taking that
Pretty loaded squad. I'm sure I'll get in trouble for it. But yeah
Oh, yeah, he's like, let me know when you said what there's me hats and Tate Kendall Burke
Carver and potentially Nathan deck
Yeah, he's playing fucking wreck and Fillmore the squad
Fucking sandbag
Dude Corning wreck tournament, you know how on
On sure as you they say there's an impossible number of good-looking women in Sudbury
There's an impossible number of good-looking women at Corning
Ironman, I only know
I guess I know four they're all three they're all sisters, but
They show up out of nowhere though. They're like I'm from Brandon. What are you doing in Corning, Saskatchewan?
Watching Rick hockey out of the one window. What are you doing in Corning, Saskatchewan town?
I want to give fucking shout out to fucking
Corning, we have a UNI tournament there. There's no host team. They just had it as like a ring fundraiser
We fucking pick the one L team up there great one day deal awesome
Yep, it's nice rank nice rank really nicer than I remember rooms are a little tight, but they're perfect for you 19
Yeah, and I guess you're not shower and for a wreck team. They'd be perfect
Yeah, that's the shit part for that tournament up there is you got to pack your gear up and it all sits in the lobby all day
Oh, really? We had our own room for the whole time. No, there's so many teams coming to go and you had to leave the room
but they set up
Like I texted you guys that day Brandon did Jonas there did not expect that. Yeah, his kids were playing for Walmart
Keaton says he's gonna find us some sponsors so we can fucking pay for zoom
Yeah, he's like let me know when he sends the link. I was like, yeah, it's making us wait six minutes. He's like
Well, tell him that we'll put it on his credit card
We'll go to Russia and get my salary to pay for a view
Yeah, the longest the time limit of 45 minutes, but it's like we just had a 4-H meeting on zoom the other day
And we didn't have this problem dude. It's it's like 20 bucks a month. So when you don't do a podcast for six months
Yeah, that's like 120 bucks. I'm not paying. I mean, I mean if there's any other this they get this fucking
Yeah, it's like the intermission on go fill your goal
You know what go you're you're probably driving stop at a gas station quick and don't don't pause it
You don't have to listen to this part, but they okay, I can't when they put a tarps in the curling rink and they made more dressing rooms out there
So the curling rink is empty. Oh
So they don't have oh, they don't put the ice in the show ice in the curling rink
So they hung up some tarps and so then like it was like it sounds like a fucking shit hole looks like our podcast studio
It's like yeah, but it's like so then two teams just got dressed there on whatever
I guess I'm a sound Robbie devil a little bit, but it was I thought it was pretty good
I have to ask the waiver and a moment teams addressed out there if it was so then you had to walk
Out of the curling rink through the lobby. No, there's a door goes and it just you just pop through the wall
Oh, I like when my first
Creelman we were all confused wait for him to come like where the fuck are these guys and then they came out of the back
Corner my favorite other side my first crewman
tournament they played Lion King on
VHS
I remember that yeah, that's where you met Lindy never look back
Yeah, it's just you know, it's just one of those pivotal moments in a one's life that I
Remember I remember we played in the morning and Talon went back to wavering and then we played like Wilms Creek
And I was like worst worst worst or goalie. I'm like, I don't know text them
Oh, I'm just leaving wavering like where is he like I was like he just fucking left waiver man. I
I felt bad. I don't know where I go. I did I blew Wilham off a couple times because I
Do stuff fucking team is just like
Shit and then when I had time to chat he was nowhere to be seen
He's the tall one. I know well
I was like he must not be in here cuz I can't see him and he's not the tallest one, but he's the tall one
Well, yeah, his fan a couple of his family members are floating around. So there was a few tall ones around
It's always dad. Oh, yeah from a mile away. Yeah
I'm gonna shout out Mark handy. Yeah, go like
Swift current
Silverback
We're holding them to this he said if the the Eagles win he's betting on the Eagles
Which I don't know that's wise but sequel sake one bark
We're at the point now where like I'm all for the Eagles, but I'm at the point now
Where how could you bet against the chief? Oh?
Yeah, I'm gonna be dumb too. Did you send that?
I know just setting it now. It just let me but he said that if the Eagles win and he wins money
Then he's gonna buy me some silverback welding goalie pads. Yeah, but you realize he's gonna
He's gonna get through a minor trip if the Eagles win. He's buying you silverback welding goalie pads. That's what he said
Yeah, those pads would be sick. I bet they'd have like the monkey smoke in the cigar on them
But he's gonna get through a minor trip where he racked up a credit card bill last time. Yeah, but like save your money for the pads
Yeah, okay
Yeah, you know, he's already got fireball shots on pre-order that money that he he told me that money he spent on the
On the betting there was like he won 11 grand. Oh, that was just throwaway money. Well, so he could have bought pads
Yeah, that was fuck you money. Yeah, yeah, the whole new set of gear. Yeah, you know, that's a whole that's a
zoom subscription
Yeah
I said the internet was good in here. Did you hook onto it? Oh, I'm not a Wi-Fi
5g
He's not in control of the 5g fucking it's working okay, but no no it's it's bad in here without the Wi-Fi
Yeah, like we're in a tin building. He doesn't control the 5g. That's ask pill
Well, you do usually if you're not on LTE, it's like not good, right?
I want 5g this is 5g with like one bar. Yeah, okay. It's being sent. Oh, he's there
Transcend or cracker transcend. Oh
Foxy just hooked right up
Way we go
Okay, we're back boys are back Keaton's back with us. That was a good ad read. Yeah
We had we had some some progress there talking about Kreeleman barn and
Not okay. Okay, keep playing a wreck turning we were before the break
We were talking about we were gonna get into you were telling me the other day about your wife was being she was excited about
The rat and trade because she's gonna get the moves and I was like I didn't know what that meant
I kind of just like skimmed and then you you were explaining to me her company
Which I found super interesting. I don't know if you want to dive into it more than I don't know what you can say about it
But I thought it was interesting what you told me and I was just I guess I'd just leave it up to you to explain it
Yeah, no for sure and I get her I drag her out of bed to get her on here and tell her yourself
But no, I yeah
Well, Aston says she's pretty good looking I mean
You know what you should scare the living fuck out of them when you see you next time
Oh, yeah
I
Absolutely not don't do that. I I I'm definitely batting out of my league hockey and money can do that
Sans the money anymore, but hockey still works. It's magic. Yeah
So I had to dust off the boots a couple a senior
Get him back in shade. He said
Yeah, no, she's phenomenal. So her so I played with Al Montoya in he's a ex-goal tender
He was driving I think first overall maybe your second or yes
But played in the NHL for a long time played with him in Winnipeg for a couple of years
Progress ten years down the road or whatever 15 down 15 years down the road
Annie Montoya and my life Lauren got in touch and they
They schemed up this plan to start a company where
if a guy gets traded or
Signs as a free agent or whatever it may be
They'll be the logistics company for the move. So they plan
Anywhere from shipping cars packing the house
Relocating all of it and then when it gets to the other place they unpack it
They do all the stuff to make it a seamless transition for families
so when the wife or
When the husband or the player gets traded the wife isn't stuck there doing all this stuff to you know
Assemble everything pack everything move everything. It could just be the family goes and a company comes in and does all the stuff
So
Yeah, they've got a they've got a stranglehold on the on the business
They're kind of the only people that do it so they've they've had some big clients and they've done very well at it
And it's it's been a cool cool experience for them and even for me, you know seeing some of my ex teammates
That have reached out to them and use them and yeah, yeah, just yeah, it's a cool
I don't know. It's just something that
They were kind of dragged into hockey, you know
But hockey has kind of helped them out in a way of creating a business where they can I
Don't know do entrepreneurship really like they saw an opportunity and they jumped at it really yeah, exactly
And you know what for both myself and Al?
We were both traded multiple times
and
Lauren and Annie were both with with us at those times and they know how stressful and how
Hard it is for so in my experience when I got traded from Florida to LA
We were on the road in
Florida we were on the road for our array for a week and I got traded the last day of our road trip
So seven days in I got traded from we were in Washington, DC playing the Capitals the next day
I got traded so seven days in get traded LA
LA was just starting a road trip. So I met LA in Nashville
We went to Detroit and then we went to I think Columbus after that. So another three days
Go out to LA. I have to live in a hotel for whatever three
Think it was three weeks until we could find a house, you know get settled do all this
So Lauren is in Florida packing stuff up. We have a dog. We have cars
We have our whole life is basically in Florida. Yeah, and she just stuck there doing it all herself, right? So
So their company kind of makes it easier for
the significant others to
Yeah, if you want to just move and go out and help find a house
We'll come in get a company to pack your stuff up make it easy and
And it's less hassle on the family right it's less stress. It's just makes stuff easier
Yeah, and that that's so that's at the expense of the player not the team
So no, it's that's that's the best part. Yeah, it's it's usually on the team. So that's awesome
Yeah, if the team trades for a player
There's moving expenses that are worked into that trade
So the team has to pay for your moving expenses if you sign as a free agent
That's where it gets some teams will pay some teams won't so it gets a little bit dicey there
But if a team trades free midseason, they're on the hook for the deal. So it's nothing out of the the guys pocket. It's
It's just yeah, it's it's there for the taking and yeah, that's awesome. That's fucking great idea really. Yeah
Your wife sounds like a genius
Breeds of NHL trade
I mean, that's so like somebody was just like well, let's just bring them fast food and they're making a million
So is it strictly hockey or do they branch out into other sports too? So they have I
Don't know how much I
Yeah, no
Should then don't but she she has gotten calls from MLB players and NFL players
Nothing has transpired from those yet, but she has gotten interest from other leagues
She so her and any have gotten
So Kevin Hart the comedian he's got a production company that does
Harpy productions is called and they've reached out to them to do like a you remember the hockey wife show
Yeah, yeah, yeah, though
Kevin Hart productions has reached out to them to maybe look into doing like a
Like a relocation kind of show
It's very like in the infant stages of it, but they're curious and they're like looking into seeing what this could be
So
Yeah, they've definitely like it's something that's that's needed and that people are interested in and wow
It could be it could be a big thing
So what if Kevin Hart wants to reach out to the big six? We got some fucking shit that you can follow. We can do a comedy night
I'm thinking just if we have a camera crew follow each team every day like this guy's out fucking checking
Well, this guy's chasing cows the relationship with the ring relationship between the Cougars and the flyers
This guy's leaving his wife to drive cows home to golf at the boys on the weekend
Oh, okay, I'm gonna tell you this story it happened this summer. I've got a great story for you
Oh, was it those you and Dustin on me? It was you. Yes me and Dustin send you the video I'll send you the video later
So I used to be an avid golfer now
I golf when my farm equipment breaks down because it seems like the only time I have time
But me and dust for a golfing this summer and there was main prize. There's a golf course just so you know
It's a reasonable or it's a regional park. There's golf course there. I think it's pretty nice. It's decent. Yeah, and
They don't sponsor us so you don't have to
I'm on them there was
some
livestock on
a leaf road just
Across the fence from like it's a golf course fence, right? So it's not actually meant to hold anything
It's just there for sure. Yeah, and it's like
Okay, tell you these fucking cows are gonna get out here and they're gonna walk down the fairway and they're gonna put a bunch of
So we just went they're getting dangerously close to the green. Yeah
We just drove up on the fucking road with the golf cart rental golf. Yeah, not our own and drove and chased the fucking cows back
Dude, these cows are moving so slow. We were like ramming them with the golf cart man
Like I was waiting for one of these fucking things to just kick it Buddha hold on
I'm gonna go get a golf cart. I'm gonna go get a golf cart
Like I was waiting for one of these fucking things to just make it boot a hole in the fucking front of the thing
But we saved the green guys. Yeah some extra work. Yeah. Yeah, we took we let the guys behind us play through. Yeah
That's just good karma guys. Yeah
Would you say we're gonna get a hole in one eventually from that? Yeah karma's not a real Keaton bad things just happen
Karma's only real if you believe in it
That's fucked up how we were just talking about
I was telling these guys how uh when I was
I was a
Prentice welder one of my one of my uh journeyman bosses told me that I said I said something about bad karma and he's like
Let me tell you something Graham
Karma's not real
Bad things just fucking happen. He's like he's like good things happen bad things happen. Karma's only real if you believe in it
It's like, uh, no, okay. I'm not too sure about that. That was a good life lesson. Yeah. Oh, yeah
I live my life by that. Yeah, it's like a super dark lesson. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that was funny. Fuck
So I don't know if you can say or not, but what what is your wife's company's name?
Uh, it's called pro athlete reload. Okay. It was it was this kind of funny to you. It was pro reload, but uh company
a small little tiny company out of new mexico like
Through a lawsuit at them. So they're coming for them. So that's a pro athlete reload. Yeah, which yeah, it's great. Um
They and do you know what the the cool thing about hockey is it's a it's such a small-knit community
Um, they've gotten so many clients just from word of mouth and um, she had some big clients last year like Pavelski
Um, who they did a phenomenal job with and he has promoted them through the roof and
It's just been it's yeah, it's been such a cool experience. It's same same thing with my deal, right? Like it's just
You come and it's word of mouth and you end up playing for my deal. So it's got you on and you
fucking awesome people and
Yeah, right like word travels fast if you're a good person you do a good job like you're gonna
It's just gonna work out for you. So yeah for them. It's just been word of mouth for the start now. It's
It's snowballed into a
I think pretty awesome. I think that's anything in life, right? Like you do something and you become trusted and you know
Somebody else needs that service. Well, here you go. Exactly. Yeah, that's that's just business for sure
It's funny how you talk about how small the hockey world is, you know
Um, just do it going through, you know, your history
You know, so we have a few questions to ask is
It's like I don't have that many hockey connections, but it's just like well on sunday
I we talked about this before we started podcasting
My son's gonna be getting coached by a guy who played Spangler Cup with you on sunday and
the one other guy that I know that works in the NHL is
Uh works for the team that employs your cousin. It's like that is
Small world, right? Yeah 100%
Yeah
You can't you can't meet a hockey person without knowing 10 of their friends, you know
Whether you know them or you don't know them you're gonna know someone that knows them and someone that knows them
It's awesome. It's it's funny though like the one story I got is like it's funny though because like
I've been managing the team for a little bit now and like we brought in a few players like you know
Your caliber and then like last year we had this kid, man
I don't even know we we brought this remind us to tell you stories off the air about this guy
Yeah, like I'll tell you this one, but like oh yeah, he he he came in he played in the fed and we were like, oh nice
Like we'll pick this kid up whatever
He's fucking we get him in and it's like he's he
Man, he was it was crazy. Like I don't know how he like made it this foreign life without like getting run over by a train or something
Like it was just nuts. He's like so wherever we get we we uh, we finish a game in carlile
And he's like yeah, so like where am I standing tonight a game which he peed in the garbage can on the bench
Yeah, you can go on. Yeah, he got hit and then he got hit he got hit and he got hit in the dick
And I like looked at him I wasn't wearing a can like what's he doing? I'm like looks like he's pissing
Me and Kendall were blocking the crowd so he could pee in the because he was pissing blood in the garbage can
Just just something about my deal guys pissing in the carlile ring. Okay, but I
I got fair enough. I never put that together
We get this guy after the game and he's like so like where am I standing?
I'm just kind of like I look at the other coach and I'm just like
I don't know man. Like I thought you had like I don't know aren't you a grown-up like
I don't like you know what this is right like this is senior hockey dude
Like you're not in the fed anymore. Like I don't have somewhere for like like it would be different if he wasn't weird
I probably would have like let him stay at my house, but like I was like not convinced he wouldn't like
I don't know. I just didn't want to spend the next day with him
I was just like, okay
So so we freaking I'm like whatever like there's a motel in my tail. I'm like I call him and it's like
Like decent. Yeah, it's nice and I so I call him. I'm like, hey like will you help us out with this guy?
Like he needs a place to stay they opened up. They gave us a wicked deal on it. Like it was like 50 bucks
He goes in there
We can't dropped off whatever he's like so like where can I get some food in my tail?
Yeah, I dropped him off. Yeah, like me and me and Brad to miski captain. We're driving separate
They went there text followed me. Yeah, I never met this guy in my life
Falling me back. He asked me what the roads were made of. Oh, man
Where did you grow up? He wanted to get food at midnight in my tail. We're just like, yeah, there's nowhere to get food in my
Yeah, it's sorry, but like it's my tail. Yeah, and then so whatever you get we get him
He asked if he could come to my house. It was like, I guess there's maybe leftovers in the fridge
Like yeah, like my wife and kids are there like
Yeah, so we get them in the room they get them in the room and I'm like I'm calling these guys
I'm like, yeah, like the keys like it's the door's open like just just put them in there and fucking
We'll deal with them the moral kind of thing. Like, okay. Yeah, so they put them in there
I'm fucking driving down like I live about I don't know 15 miles 15 miles. Yeah, it's like counted. Yeah
15 minutes 20 minutes from my tail south on the grid like on acreage
And uh, I get like just pulling into my lane. It's like two in the morning and I get this fucking phone call
and uh
It's him and he's like and so I answer him like hey man. What's up? And he's like, hey, hey, uh, yeah
I'm just wondering like, uh, can I can I get a fly swatter?
And I'm like, what? And he's like, dude, I need a fly swatter in my room
Like there's a bunch of flies in here and I've been I've been hitting it with the pillow
But like all like and it had white stucco on the roof like that drip shit
He's fucking lacking these fucking flies with a pillow calling me at two in the morning for a pillow
My wife's like, who are you talking to and I'm like, man this fucking prima donna guy that thinks he's still in the show
Like fucking I don't know. I'm just like and then and then so like whatever he figured it out
It was it was all good after that
but
I just compare it to like case now you get these guys that like actually played in the show
They're actually good at hockey and they just like they come in, you know, they're respectable guys
They don't expect a whole bunch, but it's like
Yeah, I'll help you out like like you need like the whole time
We were like, dude, if you don't want to drive your John like fuck Chad's got a place like
Like guys like you will be like, yes, we will put you up
But like him it was like he called me the next day. I'm building my shop. He's like, hey, so what's the team doing today?
I text him back. I'm like, yeah, like we're all like probably going to work and like
Like life goes on buddy like
The last thing I felt like today I'm like is am I overreaching by sending this message? No, no
can I
That I honestly I told my wife like I like should I send this? Oh, yeah, man
Like I don't want to I don't want to
No, no, absolutely man. Like that's what we were saying the whole time
We're like, I don't know why he doesn't just stay at Chad's or something like fuck like but it's all been one game weekend
So it kind of made sense but like on the double headers. Absolutely man. Like Maddie. Guess he's another bachelor Chad
Well, he's well, that's it's like you can come stay in my place. That's yeah, but the uh, you gotta deal with the minions in the morning
Yeah, yeah, you probably don't want to do that. Yeah, see see Maddie's got like seven rooms in that house and he's all by himself
We're Maddie here. We all volunteer as house for other people
Yeah, well, I used I used to a great guy
I used to I used to do it all the time put the guys up at my house
But now it's like I got this newborn kid my wife's like not into it anymore
But it's like, yeah, no, there's tons of guys that have
Food and stuff. Oh, yeah, it's like I got five. You know the guys get probably gonna be a little hungover
I got five bedrooms and there's only two of us there. I'm sure I can handle it
When you said 8 a.m. Men's League game on Saturday, I instantly like I'm gonna be nice about this
Yeah, yeah, well, I was like I was hoping the guys could have gone to 1045 I was like fuck that would have been perfect
Could have went 1045 quick
Go golf. Fuck those those I love that league just for those days. It's like you get that 1045 you hit the brunch
After and then some of the boys will go to the Sims. Just kill a Sunday. Yeah, it's awesome. What day is that?
Sunday morning, but yeah, the 8 a.m. One is tough man. That's pretty early. Yeah, that's a tough one
I don't get up at 8 a.m. On a
Yeah, yeah, so he's not coming to check wells on the weekend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Chad's gonna work
So you get the house to yourself his wife will be there
So I don't know. Yeah, I mean he'll probably let you but I don't know
No, it's been it's been awesome having you man. It's thanks coming on and all that I don't know
Oh one more thing. You can't let you leave. Did you
I don't know if you read that thing I sent you but do you have something that grinds your gears?
It's the same when we do all the time something that just fucking, you know, you just
See something and like a lot of times it's drivers, but it's just like you see somebody doing something
And it's just like what the fuck are you doing to my realize?
Yeah, this is this is gonna be funny to you Dustin because I sent you the message the other day and you're like not a warm-up guy
Something that grinds my gears is being late. Yeah. Yeah. No, I I agree
I my
I love my parents to death. They're the best parents in the world
But we were always late to everything and it always
Always fucking pissed me off
But so to this day, I don't like being late, but every single mile game I've showed up at
five to eight or eight 55
Like late for warm-up late for this
I yeah being late is a big thing for me. Yeah. No, I can I can
You said don a warm-up guy question. Yeah, was that yeah? Yeah, because well, yeah, yeah
Uh, it was it was last game. I text you. I'm like, uh, I said, yeah warm-up seven thirty games at eight
And you're like it was it was 540 and you're like, yeah, we're just finishing supper up here in rj. I'm leaving in 15 minutes
I was just like not a warm-up guy
You there at 750 like I'm usually there. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't give a fuck as long as you're there for fucking the game
I think the if you miss warm-ups, that's fucking you're not the first one
That's been yeah over the years. I can tell you that I think the best is the other team looking over going like oh
Fucking right. He's not here and then you step on it's like oh
Fuck dude. You want to hear a good late to a game story? I actually have one. So when I was still playing
I told you uh, when we were talking about whatever we were talking about kids and stuff and I told you how we went
Me and my wife went through IVF and I was going to Calgary all the time
so
One time after a IVF round we happened to have a game in moosman that same day
So I did the old
You know like just cautiously walked around it all day
But like we're going to moosman and we're gonna be short right like we're gonna have 10 guys if I don't go
We're gonna have nine like so it's like
My wife's like you're not going by the bottom like I'm probably going and so a guy a buddy of ours that lived in Regina at the time
he
He agreed to wait for me at the airport
Meanwhile, I'm trying to explain it to my wife that you know, I know you just got this uh
We might be pregnant, you know that I don't know we don't know what's gonna happen
It was like our second time doing it. He was like, uh
Yeah, you're gonna have to drive yourself back to my tail and I'm gonna jump in with buddy
And I'm gonna head to moosman and then I'm gonna jump in with another buddy and head back to my tail
So he fucking picked me up. We drove 130 the whole way
We we get to moosman and it was like one of their first games or something and uh, there was like a line up out the door to this game
I don't know why it was so packed the the manager of moosman was sitting out there
And he's like he waited in the line and he saw us come running out like I'm not running
We were walking like we weren't like trying to be there like we're like we're here whatever
We fucking we get he's like, yeah, you guys you guys are with moosman or with my deal, right?
We're like, yeah, okay. Yeah, the coach said we got to stall a little bit because there's two two guys on the highway and whatever
He runs us in shows us where the dressing room is and uh
We get out we get dressed and like we're walking down and old canada's being sung and like yeah, like
It was just funny like I was like felt like uh, so this is what it's like to get flown in and uh head to a game
Like I I know what to go through man. I I've had the same situation
I had the I got one I got one funny funny story
I don't even think my wife
hun
Okay, good. She's not there
So my last year in winnipeg
We were playing in phoenix
And if you if you ever been to phoenix where their old ring was it's like outside of scott sailing glendale. It's like
45 minutes so
The airport where we'd fly in and fly out of is
45 50 minutes away
So we played phoenix. I think it was like a friday night
Played them you stay in glendale because they have that whole complex around the arena there
It's like sweet hotels and restaurants whenever bars and so we stay end up myself
bufflin adam party
Toby enstrom
Zach bagosian like the decor. Yeah bark stewart
We're like, hey boys like we're going out tonight. So we went out
Got hammer
Obviously hammer go back to the hotel. Don't remember anything wake up in the morning. Forget to set my alarm
Wake up in a frantic like
It's like 9 30 the bus was leaving at nine
So wake up 9 30
Like oh fuck throw my stuff on
Run downstairs teams gone buses gone. Everybody's gone
Have message on my phone from andrew lad and Blake. We are like, where are you? What's happening? Like, are you okay?
from the coach uh
Paul marise
Where the fuck are you like what's going on?
Where the fuck are you?
Like run downstairs pack my shit
Jumping to camp like you have to get me to the private airport in Scottsdale in literally half an hour
Teams gone
End up getting there in whatever 35 minutes
You can see like the the jetway
staircase like pulling away
Running through security trying to get through this private airport, which thank god was private airport
But getting through this private airport
Running on the tarmac
Like put the stairs back
So they're putting the stairs back
I get on the plane and paul marise obviously and kevin shelly off or sitting front row
looking at me like
Like just disappointment in their eyes like so mad
Obviously, I don't know marise, but I could just see him like out the window just fucking flipping you the bird like no you ain't getting on
The best part is like so there at the front just
Mother fucking you with their eyes
I have to walk the whole way so I sat
I sat at the back of the plane with uh, I sat beside adam party
yeah, and um tobey ensum and dust and bufflin sat together at the back so
I had to walk through the whole plane of like staff
reporters
players
Everybody to get the plane in my seat and as soon as I got to the player section they all stood up just like
Yeah, I don't know how else you made her I'm pretty sure tomson taylor when he was down in ormai
I'm pretty sure he has a pretty cool story to that too. Well like missing the boss or something running down there in his underwear and coach
Oh, he told that yeah
But it wasn't him it
No, it was it was his buddy. Okay, and he oh, yeah, buddy. Yeah, it was the buddy. Was it him or was it uh
Cizins or what's the other guy's name?
bazinski, cizinski
Yeah, I can't remember who it was
Yeah, one of them has a very similar story to like sleeping in and
Fucking catching the boss like if I don't make it to this thing I have to buy a flight
Explain to my wife why I miss the flight. Oh god
We've been interviewing you for this long and not ask for buff. Yeah, I was gonna say
Yeah, no, no that what a character
He's man. He's honestly
I'll show you guys next game my curve
um
So when I was in winnipeg
So when when you're in the hl you have the opportunity to like sample new sticks and like make your own curve they give you like this
um
Plastic blade that you can shape how you think you're gonna like it
And so warrior came
I went up and got my little plastic blade and I shaped it the way I liked it
But so I sat beside buff on the plane and in the locker room and I loved the guy to death love him forever
Best person in the world
He saw that I was doing this so once I did this he
once I left
Because he used a warrior at the time too went up to the guys like I gotta fuck with him
So he made the blade like the max thickness and like the old vetchkin curve
And sent it in and they sent me six of these sticks so
This most outrageous curve you've ever seen in your life. I'll show you the guy the guy's making it or like what the
Do you still have one of those?
I still use them. I actually like it
Yeah
But it was all him like he literally took the curve and was like no
No, no, no, no, this isn't gonna work for him like we need to make it thick and we didn't make it like this
So it's this outrageous curve, but buff was uh, so he wasn't even fucking with you it works
What's that? He wasn't even fucking with you it works. Oh, well, I mean, oh, okay, I scored four HL
Goring
Fair enough
I think that was the purpose behind making it that thick. Yeah. Yeah
It looks like a goalie twig. That's that's awesome, man
Have you gone ice fishing with him if you're gonna go?
No, I mean, I wish I could he's he's gone off the grid. I think
um
I would love to
I'm like professional like ice fishing. Yeah, so he did
And stuff he does all the like fishing circuits and good on him
Yeah, one of the living dustins dream
Literally one of the best people I've ever known and played with for sure. That's awesome. Adam party two
Yeah, those two guys were fucking hilarious toby n-stream like the decor in winnipeg was so awesome
Do you ever anything from that night? What's that the night where you slept in the next morning?
That must have been a good time
Yeah
I can't remember not a good time when I was
No, don't
fuck
Yeah, definitely 15 years of fun
For sure. No, that's that's awesome, man. I I think I don't know
I think this is probably getting to be a good place to leave it at. I think we've been going at 12
Yeah, I'm sure we can do this again after maybe your provincial run or something or whatever after
We'll uh stay in touch with that
But no, we appreciate you coming on and it's like I said, it's been awesome
Just getting to know you and whatever just shooting the shit like like I said, this is what our
Our side of the podcast is what we just like bullshitting and just hearing those those kind of experiences
But uh, yeah, I know we appreciate it big time and
No, I appreciate you guys. Thank you very much for having me
Yeah, we'll see you on Friday. Yeah Friday night. Probably around like five days or something like that
That's pushing it
Yeah, I'll put you third set uh, you'll you'll be all right
You know I'm an extra extra 15. Yeah, but he's gonna be staying in town on saturday for the home game. Is he gonna still be late?
Yeah, you will be. They'll be like oh, I can't find the rink. My pregame nap goes still about 7 30, so
Yeah, that's that's awesome, man
No, I'll be early for the home game. No, that's all good, buddy. Okay. Well, thanks a lot for coming on and uh, yeah
I guess we'll see you Friday, man. Absolutely. Appreciate you guys. Thank you very much. See you later, buddy. Have a good night.
See you guys.
Yeah, so that was Keaton L.r.b. I mean that was we're still on it. Yep
I think that went pretty well. Yeah, just just I told you
Nobody ever knows what to expect. I'm like, I don't know. It's just casual now. We're just gonna talk like we're just gonna talk
Yeah, we're not breaking down four checks, uh four checking strategies. Yeah
I say guys around the one two two when you were in Whittepig
He around the one he around the two two wave trying to get to that airplane
You learned the trap from Daryl Sutter in LA. Do you think you can teach kick me?
Yeah, when you're staying there Saturday night
Yeah, if we lose Friday, you're going to kick Lee's. Yeah. No. No, it's good. Good one to come on and uh, thanks again
And yeah, everybody else is listening. I don't know when this one's coming out
Are you just gonna put them both out same day or what are you?
This one was good. I like I would hate for him to go on another podcast. We'd be an all-timer
I thought those, yeah, I thought those were good. For how rust like that's why I was like
Maybe we should do one first and then shake the rest. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we need to get a couple
Yeah, the first one to get lubed up. The first one will take
Not very long to edit because it's not very long. Yeah, this one. I'll take a little bit of time to edit two hours
Fuck two and a half. We went through four of those 40 minute things. It's funny how fast that goes by like it's like
Oh, 10 minutes left. It's like really like cows are still outside. Yeah
No, but uh, so again, um, I'm not sure when this is coming out, but uh, it's still the same day as the last one
So, uh, if you haven't played Provincials or playoffs, I wasn't touching out with the 10 foot goal
Good luck. You didn't crack into the tall bar. Not tonight. That means I gotta take it home
Oh, I wasn't touching that one tonight until all you elites and not elites keep your stick on the ice