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Welcome to Nice Dashes.

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I'm Mike.

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And I'm Nate.

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So what are we smoking today, Nate?

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We are starting our Nub series.

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And Nub is what?

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Just the brand name of the cigar, right?

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Nub is the series.

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I believe that these are Olivia's.

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Okay.

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And we're starting with the Nub Cameroon.

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Yes.

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We have seven of them, I want to say.

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I'll double check that before we commit to the number.

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Yes, there's some number greater than two, probably less than ten.

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We have seven.

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We have seven.

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Yes, and the Nubs are by, I'm pretty sure the Nubs are by Olivia.

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Awesome.

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They're good.

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Nubs are kind of their own, oh, Olivia.

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I thought it was Olivia.

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That's the name of my niece.

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Oh yeah.

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One of my nieces.

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So yeah, we're going to start her off with the Nub Cameroon.

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You can get these bushel packs from Pipes and Cigars for a pretty reasonable price given

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the expense of the stick.

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On this wrapper is a little bit lighter.

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I wouldn't go full on to call it a Connecticut, but it's not quite as dark as a Maduro.

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It is firmly in the medium category.

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And it's got good draw off the bat.

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Yes.

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This is a four inch cigar, very girthy.

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Yes.

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They have the reputation of being a four inch cigar that smokes like a six inch cigar per

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length.

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Yes.

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So I'm sure you can hear the third podcaster in the background.

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She's getting very excited.

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She loves podcast day.

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She does.

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She loves every day.

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Well, why wouldn't you?

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As a dog.

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Right.

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Well, two of the cats decided they wanted to hang out with us.

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Perfect.

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So, we got a dog and two cats.

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I would say the first couple of pops, it tastes fairly medium.

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Yep.

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Nice, good flavor, but medium.

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We'll see.

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I had a number four, I think.

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Pretty sure that we got one at Tobacco Grove a while ago.

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Yes.

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And I had one too.

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I think that one was just like blonde or something, the one that I got.

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I'm not sure.

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I'd have to go look.

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I could be way off.

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I tried a couple of puffs off of one that was a Cameroon.

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By someone we both know.

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Let me try their cigar.

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You know them better than I do.

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That is interesting.

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Yes.

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They are a big fan of the Nubs.

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How do I know them better?

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I don't know anybody that smokes cigars.

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Yes you do.

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You're related to them, kind of.

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My brother?

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By marriage.

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Oh, okay.

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So my brother?

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Oh no wait, that's the queen, sorry.

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I heard the best theory ever on how Queen Elizabeth died.

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I'm not sure how many of our listeners are followers of Gale Cor Schuller, but she's

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an internet lullcow and she's hilarious.

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She's got all kinds of theories about all sorts of wonderful things.

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The one about Queen Elizabeth was that she died having sex with a horse.

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It's a very long story.

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I'm not going to get into it.

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If anybody wants to find out the truth behind the Queen's death, it involves Prince Andrew

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and a horse and blood thinners.

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Okay, and also if that boy returns, that's on page two.

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I did see some pretty funny memes because of course being the head monarch of a colonial

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country that has given everybody an Independence Day, which is the one holiday most countries

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share in the world, independence from Britain.

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There are people on both sides of the spectrum, some are very sad to see her have passed.

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This will be a couple of weeks after the fact, but that's what has most recently happened

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in the news.

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Some are happy that she passed.

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One of the ones that I saw that was pretty funny was listing a bunch of Queen Elizabeth's

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good things.

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The last one was Anne being a good cousin to her husband, because they are third cousins

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or were.

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Well, they're definitely inbreeders.

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Inbreeders and petal protectors.

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I thought Prince Andrew's involvement with the Queen's death in Galecord Shuler's version

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of events was quite hilarious.

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I'm not sure if she quite caught on to that, but it was pretty good all the same.

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So outside of royal families that are really just figureheads and nothing more, what do

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you want to talk about tonight?

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Well, I figured we'd talk about Don of Encerife.

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Oh yeah, let's do that.

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I tried to get my Sarah in on the action.

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It's a tough sell, dude.

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I tried to get my...

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Tough sell.

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That's what she said.

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Literally.

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Why do you want me on this podcast so bad?

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Oh, I thought it.

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I was saying tough sell to actually watching Don of Encerife.

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Oh, she loves it.

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I told her that you didn't like it.

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She was like, what?

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Okay.

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Let's set the stage a little bit, Mike.

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I grew up watching John Wayne movies with my dad and grandpa, and we watched primarily

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all of John Wayne's cowboy movies, Western flicks.

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And we would dabble occasionally into his war flicks, but we were pretty firmly in the

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Westerns.

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So True Grit and The Searchers, Big Jake, Sons of Katie Elder.

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Angel and the Bad Man, great one.

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North to Alaska.

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I don't think I've seen that one.

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I should watch that.

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Then Rio Grande, Rio Bravo, and Rio Lobo.

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And two of those are the same film, but with different people.

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I mean, John Wayne's in both.

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Let's see, Man Who Shot Liberty Valance and The Shootist.

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I mean, there's more.

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The Shootist.

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The train robbers.

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I've seen almost all of those films other than North to Alaska.

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And then, so my first exposure to Donovan's Reef was when I was in high school and my

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parents and grandparents were watching it and I just couldn't get into it.

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And so I left and did something else in grandpa's basement, which sounds super sketch, but it

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really wasn't.

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But he had cable so I could go watch whatever I wanted.

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And then Mike was telling me that it was one of his favorite John Wayne movies.

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And so I said that I would watch it again and give it another shot.

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And so, you know, I did.

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And I still don't like it.

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But I'm excited to kind of get into why because it's not just like a, I don't know, there's

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reasons is all I'll say.

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Sure.

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So I generally like John Wayne films, but I really like his non-traditional Western

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films.

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I'm not a big fan of traditional Western films.

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I'm more of a spaghetti Western kind of guy.

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So I like McClintock and some of the more absurd works that he's done, which I would

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consider Donovan's Reef in there, The Quiet Man's in there.

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You know, both as a Branigan where he's a detective.

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I like The Shootist because it kind of turns the whole Western genre upside down, especially

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for a John Wayne film.

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Well, and that's why I like The Searchers so much because for, and have you seen that

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one?

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Yes, I have.

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For that one, like for, I don't know, three quarters of the movie at least, or maybe more,

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3.8 out of four is of the movie.

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You think John Wayne is the bad guy and he's going to straight up shoot his niece.

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And it's not till the very end.

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So for him to play a bad guy at all is for that era, even if you're a big major movie

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star hero, like that's fairly rare because back then you got typecast a lot into the

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hero slash villain.

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Absolutely.

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So I like that one a lot and the cinematography is great.

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That's also a John Ford.

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John's Reef is a John Ford?

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Yep.

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Have you ever seen Iron Sky?

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Yes.

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I like that one a lot too.

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Wait, is that the one with John Wayne?

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Are you talking like the 2017?

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No, no, the one with John Wayne.

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Oh, okay.

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Nope.

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Nope.

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I've seen the one with Nazis on the Moon, which also is a great movie.

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Maybe it's not Iron Sky.

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I own the film.

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I can tell you.

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I thought it was Iron Sky.

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It's a World War II deployment or World War II pilots that are dropping off payloads of

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supplies and they get, the plane comes down.

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I know like Sansi and Jima.

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Island in the Sky.

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Oh, Island in the Sky.

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Island in the Sky.

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Yeah, and their plane goes down in the Arctic Circle and they all go insane.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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One guy starts going crazy and like wanders off into nowhere.

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It's actually interesting, especially for a John Wayne movie.

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I don't think I've ever seen this one.

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Yes, Island in the Sky.

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It came out in theaters and then they never released it on DVD until we were enrolled,

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until I was in high school.

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You probably were in high school too.

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That's probably why I've never seen it because my grandfather had all of it on VHS and then

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he just totally converted his collection to DVD.

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Yes.

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I watched it on AMC.

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It was the first screening of the movie in like, you know, hominid of the years.

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But it came out right before The Flying Tigers and The Flying Tigers just kind of like sank

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it because it's kind of negative.

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Or it's a psychological movie, which wasn't popular at the time.

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Yeah.

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And not really in John Wayne's fan's wheelhouse.

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That's, they were popular.

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They just weren't popular for John Wayne.

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And you had a lot of Hitchcock films out at that time and those were mostly psychological

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thrillers.

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I mean, some were borderline kind of more of your straight up horror, but they're all

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kind of have that psychological who's the killer kind of vibe to them.

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So but when you go to a John Wayne movie, you're expecting, you know, six shooters and rains

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in the teeth and swearing at people.

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So right.

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My dad calls it the John Wayne gun, which is a single action cold that never runs out

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of bullets.

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Yes.

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I like the John Wayne rifle, which is the Henry rifle with the oval lever that he can

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swing while he's riding on horseback to reload.

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Even at 65 or 70 years old.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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And he was a former CGI, so you know, he was really doing it.

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Yes.

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Yeah, he was.

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Yeah, he was.

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Was he hitting whatever he was aiming at?

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Probably not.

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But I'm guessing that's the movie magic.

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So let me just upfront say that I was fairly excited about rewatching Donovan's Reef.

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Even though I had such a negative thing coming into it, but I really enjoy Lee Marvin.

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Yes.

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And the other thing is, in the end, I gave it a six out of 10.

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So I won't say that I hated it.

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You know, it's not a not a hate, but it's probably more of like, I'd watch it if, you

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know, you liquored me up and we're like, Hey, do you want to watch Donovan's Reef?

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Sure, Mike.

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I'll watch Donovan's Reef with you.

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But I'm not really going to go seek it out.

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And here's why.

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And this is maybe the biggest reason why is it starts on Lee Marvin on a boat and he punches

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the captain and dives off.

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And it's like, okay.

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And then for the next 45 minutes, I was trying to figure out what the hell John Wayne's character's

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name is because they call him three or four different things, but never twice in a row.

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So I wasn't quite sure.

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Yes.

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Which is his rank in anything, but you don't hear him.

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And Michael, I think is his first name.

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Yep.

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Michael.

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Yep.

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So they've got like a slew of nicknames and they've got a slew of other names, first names,

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last names that they call him.

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And it was just very confusing to try and figure out what his name was and was he actually

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the owner of the bar and where all of this free beer was coming from underneath the bar.

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Because they go into the bar and everybody-

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All the cigarettes that they throw under the ground and bottles of beer that they break

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are ridiculous.

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It's a comedy.

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It's supposed to be farcical.

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I view it as a farcical movie.

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I also think it's hilarious that John Wayne is as old as the actor playing the father

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of the love interest.

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He's clearly number one, he's too old to be a World War II vet in what year was it?

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1963.

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He's too old.

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But I-

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Because you had told me that and after I watched it, I like to do the trivia.

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So I read the trivia on the movie and apparently, and this, I don't know if this is a hundred

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percent sure or not or if this is what John Wayne's estate wants us to believe, but apparently

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John Wayne petitioned to have a more age appropriate actress play opposite him.

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And he was very uncomfortable having to play the main love interest to this woman.

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I have heard that also and I did not look up trivia.

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My mother told me that way back when.

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So I don't know, but that was a little weird.

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And then there were some funny bits, but I think if they would have spent just a little

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more time on, I don't know, character development, just at the beginning, I don't need it to

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be a three hour movie, Zack Snyder cut of anything, but just a little bit more like

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setup would make all of the jokes and everything else a lot funnier.

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But what I also heard or read on the trivia was that John Ford was very sick at the time

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of filming this.

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And that was actually, I think his last film that he made.

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So John Wayne, I guess, stepped in to direct somewhere around the 50% of the movie.

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Because if you watch Donovan's Reef compared to any other John Ford film, it just does

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not have the same cinematography or the things that you would look for in a John Ford film

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that you've seen in all of the John Ford films.

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And here you are in the tropical Hawaii or whatever island they claimed it was.

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Yeah, Halo, Lala Kaua or something like that.

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And you don't really get any of the great John Ford vistas.

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And I know it's a comedy farce, but you can still do some amazing things with your location.

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But I think that was over on my biggest gripe is it took me so long to figure out are Lee

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Marvin and John Wayne actually friends?

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Are they not friends?

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What is John Wayne's name in this movie?

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And is it actually his bar?

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And of course it is.

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Donovan's Reef is the name of the bar and his name is Donovan, but you don't find that

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out until halfway through the movie.

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So it's kind of as just somebody coming in and not being very familiar with it.

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And maybe it's one of those movies where upon repeat viewings, it gets better and better.

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But I tell you, this first rewatch that I did, I was fairly confused on characters and

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what was going on.

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So well, full disclosure, I've seen this movie many times.

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So I know the story, I guess.

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And like I say, I think that the farce is hilarious.

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No, it's enjoyable.

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Right.

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A lot of the jokes are relevant to film of that time because, you know, Miss LaFleur,

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who was Lee Marvin's girlfriend, is a terrible singer, but she's played by Dorothy Lamour,

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who was with Bing Crosby and what the hell is his name?

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A Bob Hope in all those damn movies that they did.

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Oh yeah, like White Christmas.

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So she's a real professional singer.

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A very good professional singer.

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I heard that the one, one of the songs that she sang that wasn't very good, she had like

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a throat thing and they didn't want to bother reshooting it or something.

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So they kind of played it off or whatever.

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Yeah.

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She's like just trash.

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And then I also read that they did a script rewrite and they wrote out a lot of Lee Marvin's

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dialogue and interaction with John Wayne in favor of playing up the romance portion of

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it.

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Right.

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Well, you also have to remember Lee Marvin is the appropriate age to be a World War II

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vet and John Wayne is not.

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Yes.

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John Wayne is 15 years older than Lee Marvin.

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Now, wasn't this one of Lee Marvin's first films or not first films, but maybe more top

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billing or something?

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Yeah, I don't know.

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Let's check here.

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Cause I know he was in Paint Your Wagon with Clint Eastwood, which is a fantastic Western

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slash musical slash comedy slash drama.

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It's a long one, but it's really good.

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That's one of those, it's a really weird movie because the woman, the love interest in that

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movie is, is she actually Mormon or is she just open to multiple men?

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And so they both, Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood have to like share their wife.

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So you can already tell that it's not your standard kind of John Wayne-esque with the

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puritanical rules Western.

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Right.

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And I like Lee Marvin as the scoundrel.

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And I don't know.

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I like it.

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And Cesar Romero is a scoundrel.

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They're all scoundrels basically, other than John Wayne, who's like playing John Wayne.

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Well, he's a reformed scoundrel.

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Cause they talk about scoundrel days, which he tries to hide from the love interest in

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Donovan's Reef.

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And, and then they go up and they had that big monument, which he was trying to like

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hush hush too.

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Right.

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Well, yeah.

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And the whole hook of the story is that they're trying to pretend that the children are his

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and not her father's.

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Yes.

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Because they're from a different, a different marriage because her mother died.

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She doesn't know about it.

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Yes.

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And so he fell in love with a Hawaiian woman or whatever.

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I don't know if Hawaiian is the right term.

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I know like Polynesian.

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Okay.

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Perfect.

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Not meant to be racist in any way, shape or form.

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Well, they filmed the movie in Hawaii, but it's based in French Polynesia.

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Okay.

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Yep.

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So speaking of French Polynesia, this Cameroon is halfway done.

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And I think it's getting a little bit sweeter.

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I think it's sweet and it's very smooth.

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Very pleasant.

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It is very smooth.

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Very nice.

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I wanted to make sure we talked about it because typically on the show, if it's a really good

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cigar, we don't really talk about it, you know, because it's like, oh, it's so good.

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But you know, it kind of lubricates the conversation as it.

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A little bit of bitterness that was there at the beginning, which is always there at

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the beginning of the cigar.

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Yes.

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It's melted away.

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It's melted away.

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It's become a little lighter in taste because of that sweetness, I think.

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And because the bitterness kind of faded away.

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Yes.

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And it is very lovely.

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Quite lovely.

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Yes.

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But you know, I don't, I would say that I actively dislike Donovan's Reef.

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I think there were maybe a few things that could have been done that would have made

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it better.

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Right.

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I think a lot of the comedy is based on the actors playing the roles, you know, because

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they're all famous.

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Cesar Romero is famous.

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Oh, yeah.

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Lamar is famous.

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And they're just being kind of farcical based on their stereotypes.

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All other than John Wayne.

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Yes.

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And it's like stupid little, it's just like joke, joke, joke, joke, joke.

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Yeah.

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There's not really a need for a lot of background information, you know.

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No.

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I think it is one of those ones where when I watch it again, not if, but you know, the

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next time that I watch it, I think I'll find it much more enjoyable having gone through

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it the first time.

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Right.

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You know what I mean?

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I think one of my favorite ones where it's funny, like it's funny.

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Well, both of them actually is True Grit and Rooster Cogburn.

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Because John Wayne plays kind of like a drunk cowboy.

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And you know, in the first one, I can't remember the name of the woman that plays the, you

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know, in the movie, she's like a child that kind of like hires John Wayne to go get revenge.

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And she keeps calling him like a washed up old fat man.

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And then at the end of that film, he actually like jumps his horse over the fence, like

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he'd been claiming the whole time.

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And then, and I think it's in that one.

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I can't remember if it's in that one or Rooster Cogburn where he's drunk and falls off his

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horse and then he's like, we'll camp here tonight.

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You know?

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Yes.

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I remember that.

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But then, man, him playing a drunk belligerent cowboy against Catherine Hepburn was some

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of the funniest stuff ever, I think.

449
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Yeah.

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Well, John Wayne was a good actor.

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He gets a lot of heat.

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Because his early films were basically all just the same movie a hundred times.

453
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Yeah.

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Well, he started out as singing Sandy, the singing cowboy, and he can't sing.

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Right.

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He did play a good scoundrel several times.

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Most of the movies that are really good.

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Even Big Jake, he's a scoundrel.

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You know, total son of a bitch.

460
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You know what movie is really good?

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Is The Cowboys.

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And that is, I'm trying to remember the, let's see.

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And man, the bad guy in that one is just nasty.

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Just nasty.

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It is, I'm pulling it up here.

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Sorry.

467
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I'm so bad at names.

468
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It's Bruce Stern.

469
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:39,040
Yeah, well, Bruce Stern is one of the all time great baddies in Hollywood.

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He's a very young Bruce Stern and he's just nasty.

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But that movie has pretty much everything you want.

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It's got humor.

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It's got John Wayne being a badass.

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It's got heart, emotion, really good underrated flick, I think.

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It wasn't underrated at the time, but nowadays when you say, hey, do you want to go watch

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a John Wayne movie?

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They're like, no, I hate the patriarchy or something like, you know, like it's almost

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not socially acceptable.

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He's a man of a different era.

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So like his political views are definitely not acceptable now.

481
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No, and even some of the movies, right?

482
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They're not politically correct in a lot of the movies he's in.

483
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No.

484
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You know?

485
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And it was kind of that I know, so I know in like film, they've got like black, black

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exploitation, you know, films that exploit black people.

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I don't know if they have a term for, I mean, I'm sure it's the same thing.

488
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It's like, you know, indigenous exploitation films or something like that.

489
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But you know, I mean, there's a whole genre of those films out there.

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But I don't see many people like celebrating those as much as like the, the black exploitation

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films of the seventies, even though Tarantino has done a couple, a couple, you know, Western

492
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esque films like Django is great.

493
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Right.

494
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Which is borderline black exploitation also.

495
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Yes.

496
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Although the black person is the protagonist.

497
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Right.

498
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Well, I mean, all the black, all the black exploitation films that I have seen, most

499
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of the characters are black, including the antagonist, you know, like black, everybody's

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black and black.

501
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The best, well, not the best, but like the original Night of the Living Dead was groundbreaking

502
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for having the black man survive.

503
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Right.

504
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,160
And he was, no, he died.

505
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,920
Nope.

506
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He was the only one that got out.

507
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I thought that he was shot by the police when they showed up.

508
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,040
No, he got out of the, he got out.

509
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,040
He got out of there.

510
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,040
Really?

511
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,840
See, I thought that he survived and then the cops showed up and they shot him.

512
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,840
I don't think so.

513
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:06,880
I thought that was like the, he was the hero that tried to keep everybody alive.

514
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,360
And he survived.

515
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:10,360
And that was, I remember talking about that.

516
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:14,320
You see your Night of the Living Dead, right?

517
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,320
Yep.

518
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:20,640
And I'm looking up another one, another, another movie that I wanted to talk about here real

519
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,800
quick, just, just like as an in passing thing.

520
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:24,800
Yeah.

521
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:29,240
I'm pretty sure that I'm going to look to see the synopsis.

522
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,240
Okay.

523
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:38,040
But I'm pretty sure he died horribly, horribly.

524
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:44,000
Because he was the hero.

525
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Definitely a hero.

526
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000
Plot.

527
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:55,360
Yeah, Ben emerges from the cellar, but is shot and killed and then mistaken for a ghoul.

528
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,360
Oh, okay.

529
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,360
Yeah.

530
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,360
Sorry.

531
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,360
Sorry, everybody.

532
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,040
He was the only one that survived.

533
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:05,480
And then the cops showed up, the white cops showed up and killed him.

534
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:09,880
So still.

535
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,960
There's another movie and I'm having trouble.

536
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:20,320
I can never really, never really remember what the name of this is.

537
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,640
But they all kind of, it's like an 80s movie, right?

538
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,640
Like an 80s horror movie.

539
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:29,760
And they all go to this house, you know, because you went and watched a movie with Luke and

540
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,960
myself and we've seen a lot of movies.

541
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:38,920
So we can really, oh, I think this is it.

542
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:43,240
So we can really call a movie, right?

543
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,600
We know the tropes.

544
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,600
And I think this is it.

545
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,000
I'm pretty sure.

546
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:54,680
I think it is called House of the Demon.

547
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,280
Or no, Night of the Demons.

548
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,400
Sorry, Night of the Demons.

549
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:06,720
And all these people show up at this house and it gets really wild because it's an 80s

550
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,480
horror film.

551
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,360
That man, the people we thought were going to walk out of that house alive were not the

552
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,040
people that walked out of that house alive.

553
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,520
So we both really enjoyed it.

554
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:23,040
Not that it's a great film, but we just enjoyed it because it kept us guessing.

555
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,040
Right?

556
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:28,200
Like it's one of, you know, it's a cliche 80s horror film.

557
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:32,760
But if you can keep the film people guessing, like you're doing something right.

558
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:33,840
Right.

559
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:42,880
Well, that's like, we just finished up Stargate SG-1 and we're doing Atlantis and we're watching

560
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,880
them all on order.

561
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,720
They appeared on television and there's definitely a formula.

562
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,720
Okay.

563
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,720
Yeah.

564
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:53,760
So it's enjoyable when they break the formula in an unexpected way, which happens less often

565
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,760
than is desirable.

566
00:30:55,760 --> 00:31:01,620
But yeah, I was going to say like a lot of modern films or not films, but like a lot

567
00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:09,320
of more recent, you know, 2000 onward TV shows got very formulaic, very fast.

568
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:13,680
I'm thinking, I'm thinking Lost and I'm thinking House MD.

569
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,280
I'm thinking Dexter.

570
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:21,360
All of these are shows that I never actually finished through to the final season because

571
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:27,280
they got so formulaic that it just, it wasn't interesting.

572
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:31,560
And I just, I really didn't end up caring because they weren't doing anything to drive

573
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,120
anything forward.

574
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,200
I didn't finish at Vikings for the very same reason.

575
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,200
Okay.

576
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,200
The show Vikings.

577
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,200
I've heard of it.

578
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,200
I've never watched it.

579
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,200
Oh, you know, the first season is good.

580
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,760
The second season's okay.

581
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,080
Every single season gets worse and worse and worse.

582
00:31:52,080 --> 00:32:00,520
And it ends up being like, I left the show when it was like one of the major characters

583
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:07,160
who was the son of the major character suddenly magically became not the son of the former

584
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,160
major character.

585
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,080
He's like the son of this other guy.

586
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:15,000
And it's like, all right, there's all this sexual intrigue in the show already.

587
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,800
That's like, is there any legitimate children born to any of these fucking women ever?

588
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:20,800
Yeah.

589
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,240
You know what I mean?

590
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,760
That is not how reality works.

591
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:30,320
It's breaking my belief in the show.

592
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:37,080
And we talked about this before when you go back and you retcon something.

593
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:41,680
And you go back and we talked about with Dr. Who and even Star Wars, they go back and they

594
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:47,920
say, well, actually what you watched five seasons ago, that's not true.

595
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,000
We've got the new truth here or something.

596
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:56,120
Like they're the new, whatever it is, they do that sometimes in these things.

597
00:32:56,120 --> 00:33:03,320
And they think for whatever reason, they think that it's like a great writing gimmick, but

598
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,360
it's really just a gimmick and it sucks ass.

599
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,680
Like it's lazy.

600
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:17,000
And then it makes your viewers wonder if the writers have even watched the show sometimes.

601
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,560
Like if you go back and you retcon something and you're like, yeah, but there are all these

602
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,760
great things that you're kind of undoing by doing this.

603
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:25,760
Right.

604
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,960
They think, oh, it's going to be a big twist, like a soap opera twist.

605
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:33,320
Well, keep that stuff in the soap operas because we're actually intelligent viewers and we're

606
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,440
keeping track of what's happening.

607
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,680
You can't go back and then you say, okay, but then if I know this and go back and watch

608
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,320
that one episode, that meant a lot to me.

609
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:45,080
Now it means nothing because this is no longer true.

610
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,360
So yeah, the soap opera twist is pathetic.

611
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,360
It's like a professional wrestling twist.

612
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,360
Yeah.

613
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:55,080
Most adults do not watch professional wrestling for a reason.

614
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,960
Instead of the chair, he's going to grab the ladder.

615
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:58,960
Okay.

616
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,760
Oh no, it's like, no, I know.

617
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,760
Yeah.

618
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,760
I mean, it's so stupid.

619
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:09,240
It's like, oh yeah, there's a few good twists out there that we all know about in professional

620
00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:13,840
wrestling specifically, but I stopped watching professional wrestling when I was in seventh

621
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,760
grade or something like that for a reason.

622
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,760
Yeah.

623
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:17,840
I never really watched it.

624
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,480
I had some friends, I think in elementary school that watched it and they were pretty

625
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,480
gung ho about it.

626
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,000
Oh, that was the attitude to WCW era.

627
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,440
It was very popular.

628
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,240
But that's kind of the target audience is elementary school children.

629
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:32,240
Right.

630
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:33,240
Yeah.

631
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:34,240
Teenage boys.

632
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,240
And younger.

633
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,240
Yes.

634
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:41,240
Or men that have hair that's longer in the back than in the front.

635
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,240
Yes.

636
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,240
Yes.

637
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:45,680
I resemble that remark.

638
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,080
But you don't have a mullet.

639
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,080
You've got gorgeous locks.

640
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,080
Not a mullet.

641
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,080
I do.

642
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,080
It's all along.

643
00:34:53,080 --> 00:35:00,560
Even though I did trim my beard again, nice and tight.

644
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,560
Yep.

645
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,320
I'm getting to that stage now.

646
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,560
It's a beautiful, beautiful day here in Minnesota.

647
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,560
But it's getting to that point where it's like, I'm going to start growing the beard,

648
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,560
the winter beard.

649
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:19,360
I'm not going to let it get as long as I did during COVID.

650
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,360
That was ridiculous.

651
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:27,760
It got to the point where I couldn't even fucking eat.

652
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:28,760
And everybody loves to eat.

653
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,760
I know I do.

654
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:30,760
Everybody loves to eat.

655
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:31,760
Yeah.

656
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,840
Nobody wants their beard hair coming up into their mouth.

657
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:42,360
Mine, so I'm at a little less than an inch and it's starting to get a bit bitter on me.

658
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,360
Oh, wow.

659
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,360
See, I have an inch and a half.

660
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:48,680
I kind of slowed down and really kind of enjoyed how smooth it was.

661
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,680
Okay.

662
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:50,680
Yeah.

663
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:51,680
I had this one.

664
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,680
You know what?

665
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,320
This one, I don't know what it is.

666
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:59,000
I'm sure it's how they pack it.

667
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:05,320
But I had going like a two and a half inch ash on this one.

668
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,480
It was phenomenal.

669
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,480
It was amazing.

670
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,360
It had nice ash.

671
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:14,160
It did.

672
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,160
Very good.

673
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:21,800
And I drank, I started out with a foggy geezer from Warpigs, which is really good.

674
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,520
Mike doesn't like that, but you know what?

675
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,240
It's good.

676
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:31,200
And I'm finishing here now with another one Mike doesn't like, and that's the Spotted

677
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,200
Cow.

678
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,200
But we went-

679
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,200
Not that I don't like it.

680
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:38,360
I just don't think it's anything special.

681
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:42,160
You know, it's special because you can't get it outside of Wisconsin.

682
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,920
And it's not a bad beer.

683
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,600
It's not my go-to from them.

684
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:53,160
But we went and we went and visited my brother for his baby shower.

685
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,240
And then we bought a 24 pack of Spotted Cow.

686
00:36:56,240 --> 00:37:05,040
And then we got Dave, who was on as a guest, many episodes back now in the early days.

687
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:10,240
We got him his favorite, which is the Two Women Lager.

688
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,240
My favorite is the Moon Man.

689
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,240
I've never had Moon Man.

690
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:14,240
Okay.

691
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:18,280
I've had some of their sours, which I like all of them.

692
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,280
They were all good.

693
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:23,320
Next time I'm in, next time I'm over there, I'm going to grab some Moon Man for you and

694
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,520
I, and we're going to do a special Moon Man episode or something.

695
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,520
Perfect.

696
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,760
I know we're a cigar podcast, but we'll work it in.

697
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,480
Yeah, it doesn't really matter.

698
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,880
We talk once a week podcast is what we are.

699
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:37,880
Yes.

700
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:42,200
We shoot the shit and let you know if the thing we're smoking is good or not.

701
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:43,200
And I would recommend this one.

702
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,200
This one's really good.

703
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,200
Yeah, they're good.

704
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:51,000
The nubs are very popular for a reason, for good reason.

705
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
Well respected.

706
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:58,400
So this is one of the more well-known, no, not really.

707
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:04,600
The Rocky Battelle's are really famous too, but yeah, this is generally more mainstream.

708
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,880
You know, if you go to a decent cigar shop, they're going to have a couple nubs there

709
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,880
for sure.

710
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:10,880
Oh yeah.

711
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,520
They're going to have some.

712
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:22,480
I would recommend grabbing this Nub Cameroon and if you can smoke inside, throw on Donovan's

713
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:26,880
Reef if you want something that's not your stereotypical John Wayne movie.

714
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:27,880
Right.

715
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:28,880
It's slapstick.

716
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:33,280
You know, you're going to find the King of the United States of America in there.

717
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,280
Yep.

718
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,240
A priest that steals money.

719
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,000
But he won't ever fix his roof.

720
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Right.

721
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
He won't ever fix his roof.

722
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,720
That would make you upset as a homeowner.

723
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,440
Like if you own a home, you're going to be mad at this guy.

724
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:52,680
Some mild, relatively mild anti-Chinese racist jokes, which I even caught on when I was a

725
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:53,680
teenager.

726
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,680
Oh man.

727
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:55,680
You know what?

728
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:56,680
That's a racist joke.

729
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:00,960
You know what my favorite part of the whole thing was?

730
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:06,160
Was when the British people come to his bar and they get into this huge fight because

731
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:11,320
they're calling them limeys and everything and the British are trying to be all proper

732
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:15,920
and everything and they just get into this like mad free for all brawl.

733
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,120
Like that was worth watching the movie in my opinion.

734
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,600
That was like the best part.

735
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,680
I like that half the British guys are clearly not British.

736
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,680
Well, yes.

737
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:30,840
They have the, well, Michael Wayne is the commander, even though he's stronger than

738
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:31,840
all the other guys.

739
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:38,280
He's like, what, how did that happen?

740
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,280
Is his son's name Michael or Patrick?

741
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,920
I think it's Patrick Michael Wayne or something like that.

742
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,920
Oh, okay.

743
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:45,920
Okay.

744
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:46,920
Yeah.

745
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,360
It's all the, he's got all his kids have like the Patrick and the Michaels and the,

746
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:55,080
because his name is Maurice Patrick that he was supposed to be called.

747
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,080
No, Marion.

748
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,080
His name is Marion.

749
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,080
Marion.

750
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,080
I've been to his birthplace.

751
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,080
Oh really?

752
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,080
Yes.

753
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:03,080
Somerset, Iowa.

754
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,080
Nice.

755
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,080
Nice.

756
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:11,520
Worth a trip if you're, you know, in Iowa for any other reason.

757
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,520
Right.

758
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:17,000
But I don't really recommend Iowa to people.

759
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,320
Unless you, the listener are from there, then it's my favorite state.

760
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:21,320
Right.

761
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,920
I mean, I've spent some time in Iowa working and it was fine.

762
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:28,120
They do tractor poles and stuff.

763
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:33,920
I know John Wayne and Gacy's from there.

764
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,880
So it's gotta be an interesting place.

765
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:36,880
Well, what's up?

766
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:37,880
Yeah.

767
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:38,880
Right.

768
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,880
You gotta be known for something.

769
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:48,240
So anyway, yeah, this is a good cigar.

770
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:51,600
Gets bitter towards the end, which is not surprising given its girth.

771
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,240
Well, and length too, you know.

772
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:57,040
Well, it's a relatively short cigar, but it is.

773
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,120
That's what I mean, like it's short.

774
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,120
Pick around.

775
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,120
Woohoo.

776
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:07,600
But the start of our Nub series, this was a good start and catch us next week for the

777
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,160
next In the Nub series.

778
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,240
Be safe, have fun.

779
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:27,880
Thanks for listening.

