WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.440 An example is gosh for God or fudge for fuck. 00:00:05.639 --> 00:00:08.179 I've heard of that. Sure, yeah. I mean, we've 00:00:08.179 --> 00:00:10.279 all done it because if you're around kids, you 00:00:10.279 --> 00:00:12.560 can't just say fucking God, fuck, motherfucker, 00:00:12.900 --> 00:00:14.679 fucking asshole, right? You have to say something 00:00:14.679 --> 00:00:18.300 else. Not that I've ever thought that. Welcome 00:00:18.300 --> 00:00:23.820 to Nice Ashes. Join hosts Mike and Nate for cigars 00:00:23.820 --> 00:00:34.710 and culture. Let's go beyond the smoke. What 00:00:34.710 --> 00:00:39.130 are we smoking today, Nate? We are smoking a 00:00:39.130 --> 00:00:44.829 Schizotoro Maduro. And we smoked the Schizotoro 00:00:44.829 --> 00:00:48.609 earlier. And this is the Maduro variety. And 00:00:48.609 --> 00:00:52.509 I still, I really enjoy their label with like 00:00:52.509 --> 00:00:55.289 the paintbrush stroke and the skull and different 00:00:55.289 --> 00:00:58.229 shades. And it's very nicely done. The packaging 00:00:58.229 --> 00:01:00.549 is excellent. Yes. I'm actually quite excited 00:01:00.549 --> 00:01:03.030 about this one because we enjoyed the regular 00:01:03.030 --> 00:01:05.629 one, and this is the Maduro version. Yeah, I'm 00:01:05.629 --> 00:01:09.269 excited. I'm pairing mine with Henry McKenna 00:01:09.269 --> 00:01:13.150 10 -year single barrel Kentucky bourbon yet again. 00:01:13.370 --> 00:01:18.950 No way. I am pairing mine yet again, and I'm 00:01:18.950 --> 00:01:21.030 waiting for the listener to chime in, if they 00:01:21.030 --> 00:01:23.829 remember from last episode, the Falling Knife 00:01:23.829 --> 00:01:28.310 Verbal Tip, which is a hazy India pale ale. There 00:01:28.310 --> 00:01:30.469 we go. Off the bat, I like it better already. 00:01:30.750 --> 00:01:33.349 Yes, it's quite nice so far. Certainly better 00:01:33.349 --> 00:01:37.930 than the Don Raphael. Yes, yes. Oh, yeah. What 00:01:37.930 --> 00:01:39.829 are we talking about, Mike? I don't know. It's 00:01:39.829 --> 00:01:42.689 your topic. Okay. What are we talking about? 00:01:42.810 --> 00:01:45.650 Check this out. Conspiracy theory. White Earp. 00:01:45.730 --> 00:01:48.150 Big Nose Kate. Buckle up. Here we go. No, I'm 00:01:48.150 --> 00:01:50.230 just kidding. We're going to talk about something 00:01:50.230 --> 00:01:54.670 completely different, but it is kind of sort 00:01:54.670 --> 00:01:58.260 of related to a previous episode we did. With 00:01:58.260 --> 00:02:01.040 the algo speak. But we're going to go backwards 00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:04.040 in time. You ready for that, Mike? Perfect. Going 00:02:04.040 --> 00:02:07.939 back to the future. Marty. Okay. We're going 00:02:07.939 --> 00:02:10.659 to talk, and you let me know if you've heard 00:02:10.659 --> 00:02:13.520 of this before, Mike. I'm sure you have. An educated 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:15.939 fellow as yourself. We're going to talk about 00:02:15.939 --> 00:02:20.000 minced oaths. Minced oaths? Oaths. Not something 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:23.419 you do in your kitchen. Minced oaths. It's a 00:02:23.419 --> 00:02:26.840 weird phrase. I would almost rather it be called 00:02:26.840 --> 00:02:29.240 like minced curses or something because that's 00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:31.039 basically what you're doing. Have you heard this 00:02:31.039 --> 00:02:32.400 term before, Mike? That is not what I expected 00:02:32.400 --> 00:02:35.439 based on the title that I received in my email, 00:02:35.560 --> 00:02:38.159 but that is okay. Well, the title only has to 00:02:38.159 --> 00:02:41.199 do with a funny play on the cigar name. It doesn't 00:02:41.199 --> 00:02:43.460 necessarily have to do with the episode topic. 00:02:43.740 --> 00:02:46.699 There we go. So I email Mike the invite for the, 00:02:46.840 --> 00:02:51.030 I don't know, the online. recording thing, right? 00:02:51.210 --> 00:02:53.530 And I just put in funny subject lines sometimes. 00:02:54.009 --> 00:02:56.330 And they don't really have to do with the topic. 00:02:56.389 --> 00:02:59.550 It has to do with the cigar. So this is like 00:02:59.550 --> 00:03:03.129 the Schizotoro Maduro. So I put Skibbity Toilet 00:03:03.129 --> 00:03:06.270 in because it's kind of close -ish. I don't know. 00:03:06.509 --> 00:03:09.030 Trying to be young and hip. Anyway, what do you 00:03:09.030 --> 00:03:11.110 do? Do you know what a minced oath is, Mike? 00:03:11.310 --> 00:03:14.330 I do not. Oh, okay. Good. This will be a fun 00:03:14.330 --> 00:03:16.590 episode. I mean, they're all fun, to be fair. 00:03:16.789 --> 00:03:21.000 Except for that edition especial. That one was 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:23.319 mostly the cigar, though. All right. So we've 00:03:23.319 --> 00:03:27.020 got a term. The term for replacing curse words 00:03:27.020 --> 00:03:31.340 with other words or phrases is a euphemism. And 00:03:31.340 --> 00:03:34.520 euphemism is mostly people now associate with 00:03:34.520 --> 00:03:37.939 sexual connotation, right? Euphemism. Oh, yeah. 00:03:38.039 --> 00:03:40.319 But when you're specifically trying to avoid 00:03:40.319 --> 00:03:44.180 profanity, it's called a minced oath. So it's 00:03:44.180 --> 00:03:48.000 a subgenre of the euphemism. which I would imagine 00:03:48.000 --> 00:03:50.560 algo -speak kind of sort of is, immense oath 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:53.500 is an expression formed by deliberately misspelling, 00:03:53.500 --> 00:03:57.120 mispronouncing, or replacing part of a profane, 00:03:57.120 --> 00:04:00.719 blasphemous, or taboo word or phrase to reduce 00:04:00.719 --> 00:04:03.599 the original term's objectionable characteristics. 00:04:04.159 --> 00:04:09.759 An example is gosh, for God, or fudge. For fuck, 00:04:10.020 --> 00:04:12.560 I've heard of that. Sure, yeah. I mean, we've 00:04:12.560 --> 00:04:14.699 all done it, because if you're around kids, you 00:04:14.699 --> 00:04:16.980 can't just say fucking, god, fuck, motherfucker, 00:04:17.319 --> 00:04:19.100 fucking asshole, right? You have to say something 00:04:19.100 --> 00:04:21.860 else. Not that I've ever thought that. So a lot 00:04:21.860 --> 00:04:24.759 of languages have these. English, almost every 00:04:24.759 --> 00:04:27.579 profanity has a variant, right? Where you can 00:04:27.579 --> 00:04:30.079 say it in whatever. But we're going to get into 00:04:30.079 --> 00:04:31.879 a little bit of the history, and then we're going 00:04:31.879 --> 00:04:34.360 to get into the meat and potatoes, the fun part 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:36.019 of the episode, where we're just going to read 00:04:36.019 --> 00:04:38.560 off the list of a lot of these minced oaths. 00:04:38.839 --> 00:04:41.199 And some of them I've heard of before and I've 00:04:41.199 --> 00:04:43.439 used, and some of them I'm like, what is that 00:04:43.439 --> 00:04:45.959 even about? What the fudge is that even about? 00:04:46.259 --> 00:04:48.699 So here's something, and I don't know why I do 00:04:48.699 --> 00:04:51.000 these episodes where there's people in here with 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:53.620 names that I can't pronounce, and then Mike's 00:04:53.620 --> 00:04:55.839 going to make fun of me again. But there's a 00:04:55.839 --> 00:04:58.779 Cretan king, Rodamanthus. Does that sound about 00:04:58.779 --> 00:05:03.439 right, Mike? Robamanthus? What? Rodamanthus. 00:05:03.560 --> 00:05:16.000 Okay. Rodamanthus? I don't know, whatever. Socrates 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:20.300 favored the Ramadanthine oath by the dog, with 00:05:20.300 --> 00:05:23.019 the dog often interpreted as referring to the 00:05:23.019 --> 00:05:28.029 bright dog star or, you know, Sirius. Aristophanes 00:05:28.029 --> 00:05:30.250 mentions that people used to swear by the birds 00:05:30.250 --> 00:05:32.689 instead of by the gods, adding that the soothsayer 00:05:32.689 --> 00:05:35.769 Lampon still swears by the goose whenever he's 00:05:35.769 --> 00:05:38.089 going to cheat you. Since no god was called upon, 00:05:38.329 --> 00:05:40.790 Lampon may have considered this oath safe to 00:05:40.790 --> 00:05:44.009 break. So it goes way back into the ancient times. 00:05:44.620 --> 00:05:47.079 Where nowadays we don't really do oaths anymore, 00:05:47.439 --> 00:05:49.620 right? Sure. I mean, I guess like it's more of 00:05:49.620 --> 00:05:53.360 like a legal phrase now instead of, you know, 00:05:53.360 --> 00:05:55.519 he gave me his word. You don't really say like 00:05:55.519 --> 00:05:57.579 he gave me his oath and he broke his oath and 00:05:57.579 --> 00:05:59.740 blah, blah, blah. Apparently there might be some 00:05:59.740 --> 00:06:02.579 minced oaths in the Bible. There's some Hebrew 00:06:02.579 --> 00:06:06.899 words like gazelles and wild does. I can't read 00:06:06.899 --> 00:06:09.300 these, but if we had Sima on here, he would tell 00:06:09.300 --> 00:06:11.300 us exactly how to pronounce these other words. 00:06:12.680 --> 00:06:16.980 Different versions of titles for God. And the 00:06:16.980 --> 00:06:20.160 use of mince oaths in English dates back to at 00:06:20.160 --> 00:06:24.399 least the 14th century when Gog and Cock, K -O 00:06:24.399 --> 00:06:27.040 -K -K, not the other one, ladies, calm down, 00:06:27.339 --> 00:06:30.019 were both euphemisms for God. And they were... 00:06:30.300 --> 00:06:33.060 and they were fairly popular at the time, back 00:06:33.060 --> 00:06:36.180 in the 14th century. We also have some early 00:06:36.180 --> 00:06:40.480 minced oaths for Gis, with a G -I -S or J -I 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:44.120 -S, for Jesus, dating to about 1528. This one 00:06:44.120 --> 00:06:46.899 is right up your alley here, Mike. The late Elizabethan 00:06:46.899 --> 00:06:51.139 drama contains a profusion of minced oaths due 00:06:51.139 --> 00:06:54.699 to Puritan opposition to swearing. So seven new 00:06:54.699 --> 00:06:57.220 minced oaths were first recorded between 1598 00:06:57.220 --> 00:07:02.939 and 1602. including sblood, s -b -l -o -o -d, 00:07:03.199 --> 00:07:06.620 for by God's blood, from Shakespeare, slight, 00:07:06.899 --> 00:07:10.300 for God's light, from Ben Johnson, and snails, 00:07:10.300 --> 00:07:13.500 for God's nails, from the historian John Hayward. 00:07:13.800 --> 00:07:16.439 Swearing on stage was officially banned by the 00:07:16.439 --> 00:07:20.519 Act to Restrain Abuses of Players in 1606, and 00:07:20.519 --> 00:07:23.740 a general ban on swearing followed in 1623. There 00:07:23.740 --> 00:07:26.220 are some other examples from the 1650s, including 00:07:26.220 --> 00:07:29.759 slid, By God's eyelid, I guess, which is, you 00:07:29.759 --> 00:07:34.459 know, very holy. Sfut, by God's foot. Gadzooks, 00:07:34.459 --> 00:07:37.639 for by God's hooks, which refers to the nails 00:07:37.639 --> 00:07:40.959 on Christ's cross. And in the late 17th century, 00:07:41.079 --> 00:07:44.680 E -God meant O -God, which was also made popular 00:07:44.680 --> 00:07:48.899 in The Music Man. There's odds bodkins, which 00:07:48.899 --> 00:07:52.060 means by God's bodkins, which I guess bodkins 00:07:52.060 --> 00:07:54.600 is a term for nails. So some of this stuff is 00:07:54.600 --> 00:07:58.399 really, really old. Oh, yeah. All right. And 00:07:58.399 --> 00:08:00.560 so in some cases, some of these minced oaths, 00:08:00.560 --> 00:08:03.339 like nobody knows anymore what they mean or what 00:08:03.339 --> 00:08:06.860 they were short for. So it's just a fun little 00:08:06.860 --> 00:08:10.180 thing. We're not going super deep or anything 00:08:10.180 --> 00:08:12.819 super cerebral. But we're going to go through 00:08:12.819 --> 00:08:15.199 some of these and try and figure out if we've 00:08:15.199 --> 00:08:18.439 heard them, seen them, whatever, used them maybe. 00:08:20.090 --> 00:08:22.829 We've got Struth, which means by God's truth, 00:08:22.930 --> 00:08:27.750 it came to be spelled S -T -R -E -W -T -H. Another 00:08:27.750 --> 00:08:30.389 one is Zounds, and that's related to wounds. 00:08:30.670 --> 00:08:33.929 Maybe it's pronounced Zunes. I don't know. I've 00:08:33.929 --> 00:08:36.730 heard that Dr. Seuss is really supposed to be 00:08:36.730 --> 00:08:40.169 pronounced Dr. Zeuss to rhyme with choice. But 00:08:40.169 --> 00:08:42.870 again, I'm no historian, so how would I know? 00:08:42.970 --> 00:08:46.169 I guess there was a great vowel shift at some 00:08:46.169 --> 00:08:49.440 point, but the normal word wound did not. So 00:08:49.440 --> 00:08:51.340 they don't really sound like their original meaning. 00:08:51.480 --> 00:08:55.440 So zound wouldn't sound like wound in the sense 00:08:55.440 --> 00:08:57.620 of, you know, by God's wounds. So if you have 00:08:57.620 --> 00:09:00.379 zound, I guess at the time you might have pronounced 00:09:00.379 --> 00:09:02.759 it zooned, but there's apparently a great vowel 00:09:02.759 --> 00:09:04.879 shift. I don't know anything about that. Do you 00:09:04.879 --> 00:09:06.379 know anything about that, Mike? No, I do not. 00:09:06.639 --> 00:09:09.980 I do not. I do know between like, what, the 14th 00:09:09.980 --> 00:09:12.460 century and now, there's been some linguistic 00:09:12.460 --> 00:09:15.159 drift. Yes, absolutely. Right, Brian Herbert? 00:09:18.429 --> 00:09:23.330 Rackus. Went to Rackus. Yeah, Rackus. Okay. So 00:09:23.330 --> 00:09:27.809 there's a playwright in 1593, Christopher Marlowe, 00:09:28.090 --> 00:09:31.850 and he used zounds as an exclamation. Zounds 00:09:31.850 --> 00:09:37.029 he'll raise up a kennel of diules. Whatever the 00:09:37.029 --> 00:09:39.509 actual fuck that means. I don't know. Dogs, maybe? 00:09:39.629 --> 00:09:42.009 I don't know. What the fuck? I don't know. Who 00:09:42.009 --> 00:09:43.809 knows? I mean, that's, you know, some of the 00:09:43.809 --> 00:09:45.950 stuff has kind of lost the time, in a sense. 00:09:46.309 --> 00:09:49.679 I'm sure some... etymologist. If you're listening, 00:09:49.799 --> 00:09:54.139 I apologize for my ignorance. But again, we're 00:09:54.139 --> 00:09:56.080 not trying to go super deep into this. It's just 00:09:56.080 --> 00:09:58.740 supposed to be a lot of fun. So the term bloody, 00:09:58.860 --> 00:10:01.360 which everybody's heard of, bloody, first recorded 00:10:01.360 --> 00:10:04.620 as the British now use it in 1540. And it didn't, 00:10:04.620 --> 00:10:07.399 I guess it didn't originally have religious connotation. 00:10:07.399 --> 00:10:10.220 And it was centuries later that it was ascribed 00:10:10.220 --> 00:10:12.740 to one potentially standing in for by her lady 00:10:12.740 --> 00:10:15.759 and God's blood. thus becoming somewhat of an 00:10:15.759 --> 00:10:18.879 adopted minced oath. And bloody is kind of the 00:10:18.879 --> 00:10:21.299 most controversial of the entire list that I 00:10:21.299 --> 00:10:23.899 have, because some people... claim that it's 00:10:23.899 --> 00:10:26.620 by her lady in reference to the Virgin Mary. 00:10:26.840 --> 00:10:30.059 Some think it means by God's blood, and some 00:10:30.059 --> 00:10:34.399 think it is related to the female's menstrual 00:10:34.399 --> 00:10:36.860 cycle. So that's kind of the most controversial 00:10:36.860 --> 00:10:39.019 one, and I guess depending on who you're talking 00:10:39.019 --> 00:10:42.080 to, if they're curious at all about the origins 00:10:42.080 --> 00:10:44.120 of it. I mean, a lot of people use fuck and they 00:10:44.120 --> 00:10:46.799 don't care where it came from, right? It's a 00:10:46.799 --> 00:10:48.500 curse word, you know, something you say when 00:10:48.500 --> 00:10:51.169 you're frustrated or what have you. You're not 00:10:51.169 --> 00:10:52.769 really going to find a lot of people that say 00:10:52.769 --> 00:10:55.070 bloody that actually care where it came from. 00:10:55.129 --> 00:10:57.690 But if you do, that one's a little bit controversial, 00:10:57.809 --> 00:11:00.830 at least in the origin sense. Tracking with all 00:11:00.830 --> 00:11:06.230 this, Mike? Yes, I am following. Sure. I mean, 00:11:06.269 --> 00:11:08.289 so many of these things, if you watch any PG 00:11:08.289 --> 00:11:11.649 or PG -13 movie these days, like almost all of 00:11:11.649 --> 00:11:13.210 these we're going to get, we're going to hit. 00:11:13.269 --> 00:11:15.509 We're going to hit most of these. I guess we're 00:11:15.509 --> 00:11:18.559 going to hit Crikey. And raspberry. It's on the 00:11:18.559 --> 00:11:25.320 list. It's on the list, man. GDMF. Maybe. Maybe. 00:11:25.419 --> 00:11:28.019 It's one of my favorites. We'll see. And that's 00:11:28.019 --> 00:11:29.419 going to be the thing at the end is if there's 00:11:29.419 --> 00:11:31.960 any that aren't on this list that either of us 00:11:31.960 --> 00:11:34.879 know of, we'll add them and then we'll have the 00:11:34.879 --> 00:11:38.620 full complete list here on Nice Ashes, the podcast. 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:43.059 So gosh. I'm excited. Gosh darn it. Me too. Gosh 00:11:43.059 --> 00:11:46.990 darn it all. Gosh. Stands for God. G stands for 00:11:46.990 --> 00:11:51.970 Jesus. And that's G -E -E. Jeez. Jesus again. 00:11:52.529 --> 00:11:56.929 Golly. God again. Gosh darn it. God damn it. 00:11:57.269 --> 00:12:01.509 Darn. Damn. Dang or dang nabbit. Damn or god 00:12:01.509 --> 00:12:04.330 damn it. They're going to play this back in hell, 00:12:04.409 --> 00:12:06.309 aren't they? And they're going to tell me, this 00:12:06.309 --> 00:12:09.789 is why you're here. I'm sorry. They're going 00:12:09.789 --> 00:12:12.289 to play this back in heck, aren't they? Heck 00:12:12.289 --> 00:12:16.429 equals hell. Shoot. Equals shit. So, you know, 00:12:16.429 --> 00:12:19.690 we say, oh, shoot. It's really shit. Sugar is 00:12:19.690 --> 00:12:23.029 shit. Fudge is fuck. Which is, you know, Christmas 00:12:23.029 --> 00:12:25.649 story. Except they didn't say fudge. They said 00:12:25.649 --> 00:12:29.529 the mother of all curse words. All right. Frick, 00:12:29.529 --> 00:12:32.610 freaking, frigging is all fuck. Fucking or fucking. 00:12:32.809 --> 00:12:35.129 Right? And frack. Yeah, and frack. And feck. 00:12:35.590 --> 00:12:38.629 And feck. And feck. You are correct. We've got 00:12:38.629 --> 00:12:43.070 crikey. And crikey Moses is Christ. Jiminy Cricket. 00:12:43.440 --> 00:12:46.700 Jesus Christ. Jeepers Creepers, also Jesus Christ. 00:12:47.340 --> 00:12:51.639 Blimey is God blind me. British origin by Jove 00:12:51.639 --> 00:12:55.059 is by God, and Jove is the Roman god Jupiter. 00:12:55.440 --> 00:12:58.980 Zounds is God's wounds, which we talked about. 00:12:59.639 --> 00:13:02.379 Godzooks, which I feel like a fair number of 00:13:02.379 --> 00:13:06.559 people still say. I don't. I said a fair number 00:13:06.559 --> 00:13:08.960 of people. I didn't say you, Mike. A fair number. 00:13:09.059 --> 00:13:11.100 That's like a Trump statement. It's nebulous 00:13:11.100 --> 00:13:14.690 at best. A fair number. Hey, there's a lot of 00:13:14.690 --> 00:13:16.610 people out in this world. There's a lot of people 00:13:16.610 --> 00:13:18.809 out there. Some of them say certain things. A 00:13:18.809 --> 00:13:21.429 lot of them say Godzooks. The best of them. The 00:13:21.429 --> 00:13:23.309 best of them say Godzooks. Most of them say Godzooks. 00:13:23.429 --> 00:13:26.429 My doctor told me nobody said Godzooks more than 00:13:26.429 --> 00:13:28.769 I have. And I say it a lot. I say it more than 00:13:28.769 --> 00:13:30.830 anybody else. But the people that like me, and 00:13:30.830 --> 00:13:33.210 I like them, also say Godzooks. God's hooks. 00:13:33.289 --> 00:13:35.610 And it's kind of a strange one to me because 00:13:35.610 --> 00:13:38.269 it's like God's hooks. Like that's the most literal 00:13:38.269 --> 00:13:41.159 interpretation of the crucifixion nails. you 00:13:41.159 --> 00:13:43.399 could possibly have. Yeah, I've heard that. I 00:13:43.399 --> 00:13:45.759 think I've heard you say that before, to be honest 00:13:45.759 --> 00:13:50.779 with you. Godzooks? Yeah. Okay. You know what? 00:13:50.840 --> 00:13:52.799 I'm going to phone a friend. Heath, can you tell 00:13:52.799 --> 00:13:55.139 me what other episodes of Nice Ashes I've said 00:13:55.139 --> 00:13:57.159 Godzooks in? Okay, and we'll wait for this later. 00:13:57.299 --> 00:14:01.039 This will come out later. But, okay. I don't 00:14:01.039 --> 00:14:04.320 know if I've ever said Godzooks. But again, I 00:14:04.320 --> 00:14:08.379 feel that I've never said bro. Non -sarcastically, 00:14:08.419 --> 00:14:10.379 but then suddenly you start saying bro and it's 00:14:10.379 --> 00:14:12.919 non -sarcastic. So things just kind of work their 00:14:12.919 --> 00:14:15.279 way into your lexicon. They do. Which is either 00:14:15.279 --> 00:14:18.220 cool or frustrating, but tough to say. Tough 00:14:18.220 --> 00:14:20.480 to say what? Meh. I can tell Mike's excited. 00:14:20.799 --> 00:14:23.799 Odds Bodkins. Have you ever heard anybody that 00:14:23.799 --> 00:14:27.840 has said Odds Bodkins? I just did. Twice. You 00:14:27.840 --> 00:14:31.659 did? I just heard it twice. Oh, sure. Two times 00:14:31.659 --> 00:14:35.330 is the charm. Two times is the charm. I can't 00:14:35.330 --> 00:14:39.429 even say it myself. Fuck. Let's make it three. 00:14:39.730 --> 00:14:43.649 Odds bodkins apparently means God's body in some 00:14:43.649 --> 00:14:46.850 kind of like degradation of pig Latin, I guess. 00:14:47.210 --> 00:14:51.149 Odds fish. Odds fish. Have you gone down to the 00:14:51.149 --> 00:14:54.149 dock to check on odds fish? Probably not because 00:14:54.149 --> 00:14:57.470 it apparently means God's flesh. These are, you 00:14:57.470 --> 00:15:00.070 know, I guess like they all come kind of from 00:15:00.070 --> 00:15:03.190 what, the 1400s? 14th century? Dude, there's 00:15:03.190 --> 00:15:07.730 some. fucking english author who had to deal 00:15:07.730 --> 00:15:10.129 with extreme censorship who had to make up this 00:15:10.129 --> 00:15:13.870 nonsense oh i'm sure well and i don't even know 00:15:13.870 --> 00:15:15.970 if that was some author i mean it probably was 00:15:15.970 --> 00:15:17.950 probably some author but you know what it probably 00:15:17.950 --> 00:15:21.409 was was like oprah's book club in the 1500s right 00:15:21.409 --> 00:15:24.149 and they're like oh this is so scandalous we 00:15:24.149 --> 00:15:26.610 can't say this word we have to come up with odds 00:15:26.610 --> 00:15:29.909 and bodkins or they'll they'll know what it means 00:15:29.909 --> 00:15:32.809 yes we'll all know what it means we're in the 00:15:32.809 --> 00:15:37.470 same book club Alexander Pope is making up some 00:15:37.470 --> 00:15:47.710 shit. I mean, say what you want, but we can have 00:15:47.710 --> 00:15:50.090 a podcast where we can actually just say, fuck 00:15:50.090 --> 00:15:52.889 it. Right. Yeah. And also reference Alexander 00:15:52.889 --> 00:15:56.649 Pope. Well, that too. That too. That's not lost 00:15:56.649 --> 00:15:58.629 on me. I've decided I have to smoke my cigar 00:15:58.629 --> 00:16:01.509 more and read less and talk less. All right. 00:16:01.529 --> 00:16:05.159 Buy gum. By gum. By God. Do you want to hear 00:16:05.159 --> 00:16:08.700 a real wild one, Mike? Oh, I am ready. I'm so 00:16:08.700 --> 00:16:12.240 ready. By golly. Also means by God. Also means 00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:15.460 by God. I can see you. I can picture you. I can 00:16:15.460 --> 00:16:17.379 tell you're fanning yourself. You got the vapors. 00:16:17.419 --> 00:16:20.379 It is three quarters right now. Three quarters 00:16:20.379 --> 00:16:25.000 of the way. Yes. Yes. Yes. By cracky. I've heard 00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:29.159 that. Yeah. By Christ. But it says possibly. 00:16:29.279 --> 00:16:32.870 So it's one of those ones where it's a. I mean, 00:16:32.870 --> 00:16:34.909 some of these are so old. I mean, most of these 00:16:34.909 --> 00:16:37.210 are so old, but a lot of them, and we said at 00:16:37.210 --> 00:16:38.870 the top where it's like a lot of the meanings 00:16:38.870 --> 00:16:42.730 of these potentially are lost to time. So it's 00:16:42.730 --> 00:16:44.990 anyone's guess, but Jiminy Christmas. I've heard 00:16:44.990 --> 00:16:47.990 that one. Jiminy Christmas. Jesus Christ. Criminy. 00:16:48.269 --> 00:16:53.210 Christ. Land sakes. Lord's sake. And I, I mean, 00:16:53.230 --> 00:16:56.169 I'm an atheist, so, but like Lord's sake, I don't, 00:16:56.169 --> 00:16:59.190 I guess it's potential. I guess it's a swear. 00:16:59.370 --> 00:17:03.669 I don't know. There's worse ones, for sure. I 00:17:03.669 --> 00:17:06.609 don't know. I just let her fly. You know, if 00:17:06.609 --> 00:17:11.029 I'm going to do the cursing, I just go all out, 00:17:11.170 --> 00:17:13.650 I guess. I mean, you got to. You got to. Otherwise, 00:17:13.829 --> 00:17:15.849 what's the point? Like, you're not being taken 00:17:15.849 --> 00:17:20.789 seriously, for sure. No. Locks? L -A -W -K -S. 00:17:21.150 --> 00:17:24.170 Means Lord? If anyone's doing that, I'm going 00:17:24.170 --> 00:17:26.089 to tell them to go back in time to where they 00:17:26.089 --> 00:17:28.430 came from, I guess, because that's not one I've 00:17:28.430 --> 00:17:30.940 ever seen or heard, for sure. No, I thought you 00:17:30.940 --> 00:17:33.279 were talking about lakes in Scotland for a second. 00:17:33.700 --> 00:17:36.980 Oh, yeah, yeah, the locks. The Loch Ness Monster. 00:17:37.339 --> 00:17:40.690 No, not that. For Pete's sake. Learn American, 00:17:41.130 --> 00:17:43.410 you know? Learn American, all that lock business. 00:17:43.569 --> 00:17:46.869 Do that in your own country, not Scotland. Keep 00:17:46.869 --> 00:17:49.829 those locks out of here. This is America. Yeah, 00:17:49.869 --> 00:17:52.849 this is America. It's a lake or it's a pond. 00:17:53.150 --> 00:17:56.109 Yeah, that lake is now American. Why did you 00:17:56.109 --> 00:17:58.089 put your lake in America? Why did you put that 00:17:58.089 --> 00:17:59.990 oil? Why did you put American oil underneath 00:17:59.990 --> 00:18:02.849 your land? That was unwise. Yeah, yeah. If you 00:18:02.849 --> 00:18:06.670 put that oil under a lock, I can't mine it. Or 00:18:06.670 --> 00:18:09.130 is it mine it? I can't mine it. Not really mining. 00:18:09.309 --> 00:18:11.750 They drill for it. Yeah. Anyway, I was gonna 00:18:11.750 --> 00:18:13.230 make a whole big thing, but now I'm not going 00:18:13.230 --> 00:18:16.029 to because I fucking lost it. For Pete's sake. 00:18:16.170 --> 00:18:19.569 For God's sake. Pete stands in as God. And as 00:18:19.569 --> 00:18:22.549 we all know, Jesus had a good buddy named Peter. 00:18:22.690 --> 00:18:25.170 They had land parties together and things. Son 00:18:25.170 --> 00:18:27.849 of a gun. Son of a bitch. I don't really know 00:18:27.849 --> 00:18:31.650 that, like, it's weird because bitch means a 00:18:31.650 --> 00:18:34.930 female dog and bitch is not offensive if. referring 00:18:34.930 --> 00:18:38.089 to a female dog. But if referring to a female 00:18:38.089 --> 00:18:41.390 human, it's offensive. But it's one of those 00:18:41.390 --> 00:18:44.849 weird things. And I often refer back to like 00:18:44.849 --> 00:18:47.450 the movies and things because that's where maybe 00:18:47.450 --> 00:18:49.950 a lot of societal stuff comes from and cultural 00:18:49.950 --> 00:18:52.549 stuff comes from where a PG -13 movie can have 00:18:52.549 --> 00:18:56.369 one fuck, but it can't be motherfucker. It can't, 00:18:56.369 --> 00:18:59.789 the fuck can't be used in a sexual sense to be 00:18:59.789 --> 00:19:02.250 a PG -13 movie. They can use fuck, but it can't 00:19:02.250 --> 00:19:04.799 be a sexual fuck. Because fuck is very diverse. 00:19:05.200 --> 00:19:08.200 It is. So you can theoretically say bitch as 00:19:08.200 --> 00:19:10.140 many times as you want if you're referring to 00:19:10.140 --> 00:19:13.119 a dog. But again, it's one of those ones where 00:19:13.119 --> 00:19:15.920 it's like, son of a bitch, is that? I don't know. 00:19:16.339 --> 00:19:18.619 Some people get really offended by it. Everybody 00:19:18.619 --> 00:19:20.480 has their own kind of like offensive meters. 00:19:20.640 --> 00:19:22.440 So I'm not trying to say it's not offensive. 00:19:22.720 --> 00:19:24.519 I'm just, you know what I mean? All I know is 00:19:24.519 --> 00:19:26.880 that it's a routine part of rap music, or at 00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:29.839 least it was when I heard rap music. Playing 00:19:29.839 --> 00:19:32.200 loud. When you heard it. You weren't the one 00:19:32.200 --> 00:19:33.660 playing it. Somebody else was playing it. You 00:19:33.660 --> 00:19:36.640 just happened to be in the vicinity. Well, I'm 00:19:36.640 --> 00:19:40.400 not a rap connoisseur by any stretch of the imagination. 00:19:40.400 --> 00:19:43.460 Sure, sure. I no longer go to parties where rap 00:19:43.460 --> 00:19:45.000 music is played. Mike's mother. Mike is a wholesome 00:19:45.000 --> 00:19:48.079 boy. Don't listen to any of these words he says 00:19:48.079 --> 00:19:50.339 on the podcast. My mother is a big fan of Uncle 00:19:50.339 --> 00:19:55.740 Cracker. Well, and honestly, she could be now 00:19:55.740 --> 00:19:58.599 because he was like. He went country and then 00:19:58.599 --> 00:20:01.240 he got soft. Whatever. I don't know. We're not 00:20:01.240 --> 00:20:05.339 talking about Uncle Cracker. Anyway. Son of a 00:20:05.339 --> 00:20:07.579 gun, Mike. Son of a gun. I'm sorry, Mike's mom. 00:20:08.079 --> 00:20:11.700 You're lovely. Mother of Pearl. And it's funny 00:20:11.700 --> 00:20:13.640 because this one has like, it says motherfucker, 00:20:13.740 --> 00:20:17.920 but the U, C, and K are asterisks. Are you talking 00:20:17.920 --> 00:20:20.839 about fucking minced oaths? I have some balls. 00:20:21.559 --> 00:20:23.980 Motherfucker. Just say motherfucker. Mother of 00:20:23.980 --> 00:20:26.859 Pearl. Motherfucker. Here's one made popular 00:20:26.859 --> 00:20:29.980 by Family Guy. What the deuce. I have heard that 00:20:29.980 --> 00:20:32.380 said by Stewie. Yeah, Stewie's the only one that 00:20:32.380 --> 00:20:35.039 says it. What the devil. I don't... What the 00:20:35.039 --> 00:20:37.839 devil. I mean, I... Okay, if I was in, you know, 00:20:37.880 --> 00:20:40.900 1500 and said what the devil, I guess I'd maybe 00:20:40.900 --> 00:20:44.279 be burned at the stake. But in today's society, 00:20:44.640 --> 00:20:46.720 I don't know that anywhere, if you said what 00:20:46.720 --> 00:20:49.019 the devil, I don't know that anyone anywhere... 00:20:49.549 --> 00:20:52.430 Outside of the Sharia law stuff, I don't know 00:20:52.430 --> 00:20:54.569 that you'd really be... I don't know that anyone 00:20:54.569 --> 00:20:56.289 would really bat an eye. You know what I mean? 00:20:56.549 --> 00:21:00.049 Mormons. Mormons. For sure. I said real religions, 00:21:00.349 --> 00:21:07.309 Mike. Methodist, Catholic, Episcopalian. They'd 00:21:07.309 --> 00:21:09.930 be upset at me for saying, what, the devil? No. 00:21:11.230 --> 00:21:16.349 No, they would not. They're also not the people 00:21:16.349 --> 00:21:18.990 that say, heckin'. Yeah, they don't say heckin' 00:21:18.990 --> 00:21:23.569 either. I mean, the Mormons do edgings. No, what 00:21:23.569 --> 00:21:25.829 is it? Soaking. They do soaking. Soaking, yeah. 00:21:26.130 --> 00:21:29.490 Great way to involve the homies in my sex life, 00:21:29.589 --> 00:21:32.390 I guess, right? There we go. Balderdash. I've 00:21:32.390 --> 00:21:35.230 heard this quite a bit, but not from actual living 00:21:35.230 --> 00:21:38.390 people, but maybe more from Saturday morning 00:21:38.390 --> 00:21:42.109 cartoons. Yeah, I've heard it, but only in comedic 00:21:42.109 --> 00:21:45.150 context. Yeah. I mean, it's bullshit. That's 00:21:45.150 --> 00:21:48.220 what it means. Horse feathers. It means horseshit. 00:21:48.519 --> 00:21:51.940 Here's one nobody could ever figure out. H -E 00:21:51.940 --> 00:21:53.880 double hockey sticks. I don't know what that 00:21:53.880 --> 00:21:58.759 means. Impossible. It's cryptic. Some kind of 00:21:58.759 --> 00:22:01.859 ancient Egyptian hieroglyph. It means hell. What 00:22:01.859 --> 00:22:03.920 does a hockey stick even look like? I have no 00:22:03.920 --> 00:22:07.359 idea. It's a deep question. Sam Hill. I've heard 00:22:07.359 --> 00:22:10.160 Sam Hill quite a bit. Not really in real life, 00:22:10.339 --> 00:22:12.660 but again, like the cartoons from the 50s and 00:22:12.660 --> 00:22:16.140 60s or whatever. Yeah, Yosemite Sam. Yeah. Yeah. 00:22:16.960 --> 00:22:19.559 Cotton picking minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're 00:22:19.559 --> 00:22:21.619 not talking about cotton picking at all. That 00:22:21.619 --> 00:22:24.940 has nothing to do with this. Stop it. Stop it. 00:22:25.319 --> 00:22:29.059 Sam Hill is a euphemism for the devil or hell. 00:22:29.619 --> 00:22:32.339 Shucks. You hear shucks all the time. It means 00:22:32.339 --> 00:22:34.819 shit. It means shit. Where are you at with your 00:22:34.819 --> 00:22:36.819 cigar, Mike? I'm halfway, I would say. Yeah, 00:22:36.819 --> 00:22:39.240 me too. Me too. What do you think? I like it. 00:22:39.400 --> 00:22:43.700 It's not crazy good. Mine is like kind of. Difficult 00:22:43.700 --> 00:22:46.460 to keep lit. It wants to go out. Dude, I have 00:22:46.460 --> 00:22:48.819 relit this thing like two or three times. So 00:22:48.819 --> 00:22:50.400 it's not just you. And they've been stored in 00:22:50.400 --> 00:22:52.920 separate humidors for God knows how long. I'm 00:22:52.920 --> 00:22:56.720 sorry. Years. Yeah, potentially. Geez knows how 00:22:56.720 --> 00:23:00.359 long. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. And mine 00:23:00.359 --> 00:23:03.640 had some weird kind of like cracking at the nearish, 00:23:03.660 --> 00:23:06.319 the, what do we call the end we smoke on, Mike? 00:23:06.420 --> 00:23:10.220 The tip? Is the tip the other end? I would say 00:23:10.220 --> 00:23:13.509 the butt. The cap. The butt? The cap. Yeah, I'll 00:23:13.509 --> 00:23:15.609 call it the butt. The foot is the end. I know 00:23:15.609 --> 00:23:17.630 that you later on. Okay. Yeah, burn the foot. 00:23:17.809 --> 00:23:20.829 God, minced oaths, man. They're everywhere. They're 00:23:20.829 --> 00:23:22.950 pervasive. They're pervasive. That's a bunch 00:23:22.950 --> 00:23:29.190 of horse hockey. That's a bunch of phooey. You 00:23:29.190 --> 00:23:31.470 gummed it all up. You gummed it all up. Yeah. 00:23:31.650 --> 00:23:34.450 Yeah, that's what she said. All right. So rats 00:23:34.450 --> 00:23:38.210 means damn or shit, I guess. I don't know. Why? 00:23:38.809 --> 00:23:41.490 Why? I don't know why. You would think rats, 00:23:41.529 --> 00:23:43.450 and you'd just say, oh, it was a curse they did 00:23:43.450 --> 00:23:45.430 in the Black Plague time. And everybody would 00:23:45.430 --> 00:23:48.009 be like, okay. How about rats are bad, so you 00:23:48.009 --> 00:23:51.309 say the bad thing. I don't know how you get dam 00:23:51.309 --> 00:23:53.990 or shit out of rats, and my dam or shit is somehow 00:23:53.990 --> 00:23:57.289 worse than Black Plague carrying rats. I don't 00:23:57.289 --> 00:23:59.410 know. The only people I've ever met who liked 00:23:59.410 --> 00:24:01.710 rats were fucking freaks. Like my fifth grade 00:24:01.710 --> 00:24:03.869 teacher, you know? Like, get that shit away from 00:24:03.869 --> 00:24:06.369 me. Ooh, I remember her. She was hot. No, I'm 00:24:06.369 --> 00:24:12.589 just kidding. She was a nun. Am I wrong, Donnie? 00:24:12.630 --> 00:24:18.450 Am I wrong? No, I've known some people that have 00:24:18.450 --> 00:24:21.259 had pet rats and... You're not wrong. They're 00:24:21.259 --> 00:24:25.579 freaky. They're freakish. Not like circus freakish, 00:24:25.640 --> 00:24:29.200 but they're people that you can imagine some 00:24:29.200 --> 00:24:32.579 colorful sex lives from, I guess. Oh, my God. 00:24:32.700 --> 00:24:35.339 It's like people that keep snakes. Yeah. I mean, 00:24:35.359 --> 00:24:38.200 that's a fair assessment, right? Like, if you 00:24:38.200 --> 00:24:41.259 have snakes or rats as a pet, you're probably 00:24:41.259 --> 00:24:43.539 into some shit in the bedroom. I don't know for 00:24:43.539 --> 00:24:45.740 a fact. I don't know for a fact. But you come 00:24:45.740 --> 00:24:48.579 off that way. I dated a girl that had two boa 00:24:48.579 --> 00:24:51.460 constructors as pets. And how was she? Big nose 00:24:51.460 --> 00:24:57.000 Kate? She wasn't into anal or animals. Well, 00:24:57.160 --> 00:24:58.960 as far as we know, neither was big nose Kate. 00:24:59.240 --> 00:25:09.460 That was big nose Kate Jewish. Moving right along 00:25:09.460 --> 00:25:15.329 from that sidebar. Phooey. Means fuck. Or general 00:25:15.329 --> 00:25:18.390 disgust. But mostly fuck. Cracky, cracky Moses. 00:25:18.509 --> 00:25:21.390 I think we talked about that one. Is Christ jumping 00:25:21.390 --> 00:25:24.390 Jehoshaphat? Have you heard that one, Mike? Jumping 00:25:24.390 --> 00:25:27.309 Jehoshaphat? Cartoony, yeah. Cartoons or some 00:25:27.309 --> 00:25:30.069 version of the comedy, yes. I heard that somewhere. 00:25:30.210 --> 00:25:32.589 I don't remember where. It could have been anywhere, 00:25:32.750 --> 00:25:36.750 really. It says, it claims, it's a mild replacement 00:25:36.750 --> 00:25:39.609 for Jesus. Though I don't know why. I don't know 00:25:39.609 --> 00:25:42.509 who Jehoshaphat was. I don't know why he was 00:25:42.509 --> 00:25:45.730 jumping. Do you know who Jehoshaphat was? You 00:25:45.730 --> 00:25:47.509 know, I went to school with him for a while, 00:25:47.569 --> 00:25:49.430 but I didn't really know him. Yeah, he always 00:25:49.430 --> 00:25:51.809 had some dank weed, but... He was really good 00:25:51.809 --> 00:25:55.009 friends with Jebus. They like to masticate together. 00:25:55.390 --> 00:25:58.410 Oh, fuck yeah, I love masticating. Masticating 00:25:58.410 --> 00:26:01.109 is my fave. Especially in groups. Yeah, yeah. 00:26:01.250 --> 00:26:03.049 Well, did you know, and this has nothing to do 00:26:03.049 --> 00:26:05.950 with mastication, but did you know that in Wisconsin, 00:26:06.250 --> 00:26:09.529 if you have three people in a room and they're 00:26:09.529 --> 00:26:13.079 all barefoot... It's legally an orgy. They don't 00:26:13.079 --> 00:26:15.660 have to be engaging in anything. It's just if 00:26:15.660 --> 00:26:17.440 you have three people barefoot in a room, it's 00:26:17.440 --> 00:26:20.480 an orgy. I did not know that. I had orgies so 00:26:20.480 --> 00:26:22.940 often at my house in the summertime. Well, I 00:26:22.940 --> 00:26:24.759 think I was there for one of them. I'm pretty 00:26:24.759 --> 00:26:26.460 sure you've been there at least one time. Yeah, 00:26:26.500 --> 00:26:30.099 we purposely did this in our high school, one 00:26:30.099 --> 00:26:31.980 of our high school break rooms. My buddies and 00:26:31.980 --> 00:26:34.200 I took off our shoes so we could say we had an 00:26:34.200 --> 00:26:36.380 orgy in high school. On our lunch break, of course, 00:26:36.519 --> 00:26:38.940 because you can't steal from the state while 00:26:38.940 --> 00:26:41.839 we're learning. On our free time. So Jehoshaphat 00:26:41.839 --> 00:26:44.700 was the son of Azzah, the fourth king of the 00:26:44.700 --> 00:26:48.839 kingdom of Judah. His children included Jeroham, 00:26:49.019 --> 00:26:53.000 and his mother was Azuba. This is basically reading 00:26:53.000 --> 00:26:56.200 fucking Genesis, dude. Fuck that guy. I hate 00:26:56.200 --> 00:26:59.420 him. Okay, the next one also has to do with Jehoshaphat, 00:26:59.420 --> 00:27:01.339 who was apparently famous back in fuck knows 00:27:01.339 --> 00:27:04.740 when. I'm sorry, back in fudge knows when. Jehoshaphat's 00:27:04.740 --> 00:27:08.240 ghost means Jesus or God. But Jehoshaphat was 00:27:08.240 --> 00:27:12.059 not God or Jesus. So I don't know who Jehoshaphat 00:27:12.059 --> 00:27:14.779 was, but I hate him already. And I don't really 00:27:14.779 --> 00:27:17.460 hate people ever, but I don't like Jehoshaphat. 00:27:17.480 --> 00:27:19.339 Don't know what his deal is. Don't know what 00:27:19.339 --> 00:27:21.059 he stands for. Don't know whose side he's on. 00:27:21.180 --> 00:27:23.779 Whose side is he on? You tell me, Mike. I guess 00:27:23.779 --> 00:27:26.400 the side of the Jewish people. So is that pro 00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:30.240 -Israel or? Oh, you know he'd be way pro -Israel. 00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:35.339 Wait, wait, I just got a tweet from Jehoshaphat. 00:27:35.339 --> 00:27:38.460 He says he loves Elon Musk. He's sad he's leaving 00:27:38.460 --> 00:27:41.859 the Trump administration. Blah, blah, blah, blah, 00:27:41.940 --> 00:27:48.480 blah. Free Palestine. Okay. Oh, hey. That's spicier 00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:50.539 than what I was going to say. Now I'm silent. 00:27:50.740 --> 00:27:56.599 I have nothing to say. That is a spicy take. 00:27:57.859 --> 00:28:00.559 And that one's going to fucking stay in. That 00:28:00.559 --> 00:28:03.700 one's going to fudge and stay in. Oh, man. We're 00:28:03.700 --> 00:28:06.039 going to be in trouble now. Yeah. Jehoshaphat, 00:28:06.039 --> 00:28:08.759 come at me, bro. Okay, this one is like four 00:28:08.759 --> 00:28:12.460 and one. But they all mean the same thing. Holy 00:28:12.460 --> 00:28:16.200 mackerel, holy cow, holy smokes, holy Toledo. 00:28:16.420 --> 00:28:19.240 And I think holy Toledo is from like probably 00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:24.000 the 1300s when Toledo was a place. I'm teasing. 00:28:24.160 --> 00:28:26.920 It means holy shit or holy Christ. I don't know. 00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:29.519 I feel like Toledo, Toledo is what? Toledo, Ohio? 00:28:29.880 --> 00:28:32.359 Is there another Toledo? There can't be another 00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:34.470 Toledo. Well, probably so. I'm getting a guess 00:28:34.470 --> 00:28:36.130 that there has to be at least one. I mean, there's 00:28:36.130 --> 00:28:38.190 a York and there's a New York, so there's got 00:28:38.190 --> 00:28:41.869 to be a Holy Toledo. Fiddlesticks. Frustration 00:28:41.869 --> 00:28:45.089 possibly replacing fuck or shit. I don't know 00:28:45.089 --> 00:28:47.809 why I wouldn't just replace fucking shit. Fiddlesticks, 00:28:47.829 --> 00:28:50.250 fucking shit. That'd be my vote. But I'm not 00:28:50.250 --> 00:28:53.609 the guy that decides history in the past from 00:28:53.609 --> 00:28:56.130 the future or present. Okay, here's some good 00:28:56.130 --> 00:28:58.809 ones coming up here. Snickerdoodle. I'm not going 00:28:58.809 --> 00:29:00.849 to tell you. We're going to move on from that 00:29:00.849 --> 00:29:05.230 one. Fart knocker or butt monkey. It says insults. 00:29:05.230 --> 00:29:07.670 Yeah, it says insults without strong profanity. 00:29:07.730 --> 00:29:09.390 But we all know it's like fucking in the ass, 00:29:09.509 --> 00:29:11.690 right? Like fart knocker. You're knocking that 00:29:11.690 --> 00:29:14.150 fart with your dick, dude. In somebody's ass. 00:29:14.210 --> 00:29:17.690 Butt monkey. Buggery. Yeah, you can't say insults 00:29:17.690 --> 00:29:19.789 without strong profanity. It means fucking someone 00:29:19.789 --> 00:29:22.150 in the ass is what it means. The fuck are you 00:29:22.150 --> 00:29:25.230 talking about? Like, of course. It's fucking 00:29:25.230 --> 00:29:28.029 anal sex. It's fucking in the asshole. That's 00:29:28.029 --> 00:29:29.789 what it means. I always thought that calling 00:29:29.789 --> 00:29:31.750 somebody a fart knocker was calling them a homosexual. 00:29:32.170 --> 00:29:34.789 Well. Because you're calling them a butt fucker. 00:29:34.890 --> 00:29:38.230 50 % of the time. A lot of other people enjoy 00:29:38.230 --> 00:29:41.430 anal sex besides homosexuals, Mike. That is true. 00:29:41.549 --> 00:29:45.009 I'm not denying anybody's personal pleasures 00:29:45.009 --> 00:29:49.690 or anything like that. I'm just saying that you're 00:29:49.690 --> 00:29:51.809 calling somebody a sodomite. It's similar to 00:29:51.809 --> 00:29:54.529 calling somebody a motherfucker. Like, you're 00:29:54.529 --> 00:29:57.829 calling them an incestuous individual, you know? 00:29:58.650 --> 00:30:01.809 I don't know that that's true. What? It's like 00:30:01.809 --> 00:30:04.829 being called the son of a whore, right? Well, 00:30:04.849 --> 00:30:06.529 the son of a whore, but you're not fucking your 00:30:06.529 --> 00:30:09.809 mom, Oedipus. Well, motherfucker is you're fucking 00:30:09.809 --> 00:30:12.710 your mom, you know? Well, understandably, but 00:30:12.710 --> 00:30:16.910 not like anal intercourse is not incestuous, 00:30:16.910 --> 00:30:21.230 but it could be homosexual. Yeah, it has negative 00:30:21.230 --> 00:30:23.750 connotations from a previous time. For sure. 00:30:24.109 --> 00:30:27.950 Crud. Criminy and crikey. Our vague euphemisms. 00:30:28.250 --> 00:30:31.269 And I'm sure anything on our list that starts 00:30:31.269 --> 00:30:34.049 with a C means only one thing, right, Mike? Does 00:30:34.049 --> 00:30:37.069 it mean shit? I think it means fuck. Oh. I'm 00:30:37.069 --> 00:30:39.250 sorry, Christ. It means Christ. Crud means Christ, 00:30:39.329 --> 00:30:42.210 but crud is like dirt. Is crud not shit? Is Christ 00:30:42.210 --> 00:30:43.950 not shit? I thought crud was shit. Christ returns 00:30:43.950 --> 00:30:48.460 as shit. And three days later was rejuvenated 00:30:48.460 --> 00:30:51.480 as a dandelion. Oh, you're lucky that there aren't 00:30:51.480 --> 00:30:53.960 any extremist Christians alive that are going 00:30:53.960 --> 00:30:57.700 to fucking hunt you down for that. Come at me, 00:30:57.779 --> 00:31:01.400 bro. You're not going to have to be Salman Rushdie 00:31:01.400 --> 00:31:05.599 -ed into fucking secrecy or whatever. Shut the 00:31:05.599 --> 00:31:07.240 front door. I mean, shut the fuck up. This one 00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:09.660 is super lame. This one shouldn't even be a thing. 00:31:10.099 --> 00:31:13.599 What the what? And it translates to what the 00:31:13.599 --> 00:31:16.720 hell or what the fuck. I feel like some of these 00:31:16.720 --> 00:31:19.119 things... And we've talked about softening of 00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:22.559 language before. And we swear quite a bit on 00:31:22.559 --> 00:31:25.640 this podcast, for sure. But we're also enjoying 00:31:25.640 --> 00:31:30.539 some beverages and the cigar. And you have different 00:31:30.539 --> 00:31:33.400 conversations when you're smoking a cigar and 00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:35.400 you're enjoying some beverages, which we talked 00:31:35.400 --> 00:31:38.460 about with Keith. And if you're a person that 00:31:38.460 --> 00:31:41.259 doesn't swear a lot... and you're trying to say 00:31:41.259 --> 00:31:44.140 what the fuck, you probably shouldn't say what 00:31:44.140 --> 00:31:46.740 the what. You should probably leverage all the 00:31:46.740 --> 00:31:49.180 times you didn't swear and just say what the 00:31:49.180 --> 00:31:51.619 fuck, because it will make people take note and 00:31:51.619 --> 00:31:55.339 listen more than they will with what the what. 00:31:55.759 --> 00:31:58.039 Now, I'm not saying do this at work. I'm not 00:31:58.039 --> 00:32:01.220 really saying do this at all, but do you, I mean, 00:32:01.240 --> 00:32:03.220 Mike, if you're talking to somebody and you're 00:32:03.220 --> 00:32:04.819 not somebody that swears all the time, right? 00:32:04.900 --> 00:32:07.380 You're not somebody like boondock saints. You're 00:32:07.380 --> 00:32:09.809 not saying fuck every other word. When somebody 00:32:09.809 --> 00:32:13.089 who doesn't swear a lot swears, I kind of listen 00:32:13.089 --> 00:32:15.450 more. You know what I mean? Like, they're obviously 00:32:15.450 --> 00:32:18.690 very passionate about this. I think the emphasis 00:32:18.690 --> 00:32:23.650 or the intention or the seriousness of the thing, 00:32:23.769 --> 00:32:26.190 it's not really offensive. It's just, oh, holy 00:32:26.190 --> 00:32:28.130 fuck, they care about this a lot. You know what 00:32:28.130 --> 00:32:31.009 I mean? Yes, I do. I had a former coworker who... 00:32:31.259 --> 00:32:34.039 had an outburst one time, and I could definitely 00:32:34.039 --> 00:32:36.059 tell that he was upset because he didn't say 00:32:36.059 --> 00:32:39.519 anything bad ever about anybody or anything. 00:32:41.200 --> 00:32:44.880 And I could tell that he needed some assistance 00:32:44.880 --> 00:32:49.299 with this problem. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, 00:32:49.299 --> 00:32:52.900 he needed some help, for sure. No doubt. Yes. 00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:56.539 Son of a biscuit or a biscuit eater. Now, I don't, 00:32:56.539 --> 00:32:59.119 again, like, I don't know that biscuit eater 00:32:59.119 --> 00:33:02.240 is the same. As son of a biscuit. Because son 00:33:02.240 --> 00:33:04.299 of a biscuit is son of a bitch. Biscuit eater 00:33:04.299 --> 00:33:07.720 to me is not the same. I've never heard biscuit 00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:09.619 eater, but I've heard cake eater. And I think 00:33:09.619 --> 00:33:13.299 that they mean two different things. If somebody 00:33:13.299 --> 00:33:15.900 said to me, you're a biscuit eater, I would assume 00:33:15.900 --> 00:33:20.759 they're trying to insinuate that I am somebody 00:33:20.759 --> 00:33:24.019 who enjoys eating ass. Again, that's just what 00:33:24.019 --> 00:33:27.589 my, you know, biscuit eater. right like a cake 00:33:27.589 --> 00:33:30.269 eater cake is butt cake is ass right like oh 00:33:30.269 --> 00:33:32.869 you got that cake and then the modern modern 00:33:32.869 --> 00:33:36.369 modern that's like you know pretty fresh i think 00:33:36.369 --> 00:33:39.289 i don't know i think our lingo dates us nate 00:33:39.289 --> 00:33:41.589 i don't know if i could say fresh anymore Fuck, 00:33:41.589 --> 00:33:43.650 dude. I don't know. It's so dope, though. But 00:33:43.650 --> 00:33:46.230 again, like, Biscuit Eater, there was a time, 00:33:46.329 --> 00:33:47.750 and I think we talked about this previously on 00:33:47.750 --> 00:33:50.089 the podcast, where my wife and I watched through 00:33:50.089 --> 00:33:52.890 The Sopranos. And there's a whole subplot in 00:33:52.890 --> 00:33:56.150 several of the episodes, actually, where Tony's 00:33:56.150 --> 00:34:00.549 uncle enjoyed performing oral sex on women, and 00:34:00.549 --> 00:34:02.670 he didn't want anyone to know about that. Because 00:34:02.670 --> 00:34:05.589 that was, I guess, in the 90s, it was not cool 00:34:05.589 --> 00:34:09.650 to lick the clit. And nowadays, people fucking 00:34:09.650 --> 00:34:12.869 eat ass and brag about it online. So licking 00:34:12.869 --> 00:34:16.769 the clit is pretty fucking mellow in terms of 00:34:16.769 --> 00:34:20.750 sexual things people do and share on social media. 00:34:21.190 --> 00:34:24.329 So biscuit eater could be just your fucking licking 00:34:24.329 --> 00:34:26.610 the snatch, right? Like, I don't know. Could 00:34:26.610 --> 00:34:30.590 be your tongue in the a -hole. Again, I don't 00:34:30.590 --> 00:34:33.469 know. It doesn't really say. It's an older -ish 00:34:33.469 --> 00:34:36.289 phrase. It could mean anything, really. I mean, 00:34:36.309 --> 00:34:40.360 at some point, There was, uh, oh, you like giving 00:34:40.360 --> 00:34:43.739 your female partner pleasure. That's not right. 00:34:43.880 --> 00:34:46.559 You're a homosexual because you like licking 00:34:46.559 --> 00:34:49.400 vaginas. It doesn't even make any fucking sense. 00:34:49.960 --> 00:34:53.900 It's gay now to fucking lick vaginas? Yeah, I'm 00:34:53.900 --> 00:34:56.590 not part of that. subculture and i never was 00:34:56.590 --> 00:35:00.610 so i don't really understand vaginas or i i know 00:35:00.610 --> 00:35:04.130 i mean like yeah the like anti -vagina licking 00:35:04.130 --> 00:35:07.550 crowd is uh something that i've heard stories 00:35:07.550 --> 00:35:10.250 about but it's kind of like a myth you know like 00:35:10.250 --> 00:35:12.889 i don't know any of these people who are they 00:35:12.889 --> 00:35:15.110 were they are they have they been dead for longer 00:35:15.110 --> 00:35:18.469 than i've been alive i'm gonna guess so probably 00:35:18.469 --> 00:35:21.849 so i mean this was from the 90s so like i've 00:35:21.849 --> 00:35:25.159 never heard anybody ever be like You like licking 00:35:25.159 --> 00:35:28.860 vagina? That's so fucking homosexual. Until we 00:35:28.860 --> 00:35:30.940 watched Sopranos, and there was a whole three 00:35:30.940 --> 00:35:34.059 -episode arc about this uncle. It was like, don't 00:35:34.059 --> 00:35:36.739 tell anybody I love licking vaginas. I'm like, 00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:40.699 what? Was this a thing? I don't think it was 00:35:40.699 --> 00:35:42.940 a thing. No wonder the divorce rate was so high 00:35:42.940 --> 00:35:48.960 in the 90s. No wonder. I don't. I think like 00:35:48.960 --> 00:35:52.380 many things on TV. It's not real. Well, sure, 00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:56.380 but again, that was the 90s, and that was written 00:35:56.380 --> 00:35:59.659 by people not born in the 90s, not born even 00:35:59.659 --> 00:36:02.679 in the 80s. It was people born earlier, and so 00:36:02.679 --> 00:36:05.900 at some point in time, it must have been a thing 00:36:05.900 --> 00:36:09.000 where you didn't do that, or you didn't mention 00:36:09.000 --> 00:36:11.260 that you did that, right? I don't know. I think 00:36:11.260 --> 00:36:13.619 it was more you don't talk about it, because 00:36:13.619 --> 00:36:16.099 that's just not an appropriate subject for conversation. 00:36:16.860 --> 00:36:20.039 in polite society well for sure yeah we we live 00:36:20.039 --> 00:36:23.019 in a time now where a viral video just happened 00:36:23.019 --> 00:36:25.900 i saw it where this chick was talking about told 00:36:25.900 --> 00:36:27.920 the story about how her boyfriend sucked off 00:36:27.920 --> 00:36:31.940 his buddy because his buddy was saying that his 00:36:31.940 --> 00:36:33.780 girlfriend didn't like to suck dick or something 00:36:33.780 --> 00:36:35.980 he's like oh it's easy i'll show you it's like 00:36:35.980 --> 00:36:37.800 that's not something you should probably share 00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:40.219 you know that your boyfriend's sucking dudes 00:36:40.219 --> 00:36:44.059 dicks to show how easy it is you know yeah yeah 00:36:44.059 --> 00:36:47.159 it's fucking weird Who is this guy and where 00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:48.639 does he live? That's disgusting. I don't want 00:36:48.639 --> 00:36:56.320 to go there. I don't know. We do definitely get 00:36:56.320 --> 00:37:00.619 into kind of the oversharing of today, right? 00:37:00.739 --> 00:37:04.000 Like, I don't know. There's people that are like, 00:37:04.079 --> 00:37:06.800 oh, yeah, I eat ass on the first date. And I'm 00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:09.619 like, what the actual fuck, dude? Is this somebody 00:37:09.619 --> 00:37:12.400 you met in real life? No, but you see them online 00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:14.380 and they're posting like, oh, yeah, I fucking 00:37:14.380 --> 00:37:16.119 eat ass. I have a hard time believing a lot of 00:37:16.119 --> 00:37:17.960 that stuff. Well, you don't necessarily believe 00:37:17.960 --> 00:37:20.460 it, but if you're posting that you eat ass on 00:37:20.460 --> 00:37:23.000 the first date, you're probably going to do it 00:37:23.000 --> 00:37:25.260 if the person you're dating wants to do it, right? 00:37:25.500 --> 00:37:27.760 Like, oh, hey, I don't care about the dinner, 00:37:27.780 --> 00:37:31.139 but just fucking eat my asshole? I mean, it doesn't 00:37:31.139 --> 00:37:33.949 even make any sense to me because... It's gross. 00:37:34.269 --> 00:37:36.230 I mean, I'm not going to judge other people for 00:37:36.230 --> 00:37:38.150 their behavior that they do in the privacy of 00:37:38.150 --> 00:37:41.829 their own home to an extent, right? But we don't 00:37:41.829 --> 00:37:45.989 need to talk about it. It's not necessary to 00:37:45.989 --> 00:37:50.730 tell me about it. Well, for sure. I mean, you 00:37:50.730 --> 00:37:54.849 do you and do whatever you want. I don't care. 00:37:55.130 --> 00:37:57.809 I really don't care. Whatever gets you off gets 00:37:57.809 --> 00:37:59.630 you off, and that's great. And I'm happy for 00:37:59.630 --> 00:38:03.539 you. I don't need to read about it. On Twitter 00:38:03.539 --> 00:38:06.960 or Facebook or wherever people post these things 00:38:06.960 --> 00:38:10.760 and then show up on my meme pages. I don't care 00:38:10.760 --> 00:38:15.199 enough to care. You know what I mean? Are you 00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:17.280 seeking validation? Because that's probably not 00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:20.000 the way you do it. It's like the chick telling 00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:22.059 the story about how her boyfriend sucked his 00:38:22.059 --> 00:38:26.019 friend off as part of a show of how easy it is 00:38:26.019 --> 00:38:29.719 to do blowjobs. Maybe you should just leave that 00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:32.739 guy and keep that to yourself. Like, you don't 00:38:32.739 --> 00:38:35.199 need to do that. It's not necessary. That kind 00:38:35.199 --> 00:38:37.699 of reminds me of, I don't know if you've seen 00:38:37.699 --> 00:38:41.019 it, maybe, maybe not, Rowan Atkinson, one of 00:38:41.019 --> 00:38:43.760 my favorite British actors. Maybe one of my favorite 00:38:43.760 --> 00:38:47.179 actors, regardless of country of origin, because 00:38:47.179 --> 00:38:50.860 I grew up on Mr. Bean. But he did a stand -up, 00:38:50.880 --> 00:38:54.179 and it's fucking hilarious, because if you've 00:38:54.179 --> 00:38:56.340 only known him for Mr. Bean where he doesn't. 00:38:56.519 --> 00:38:59.440 really say any words at all. His stand -up, he 00:38:59.440 --> 00:39:01.280 says a lot of words and it's fucking hilarious, 00:39:01.420 --> 00:39:04.480 but he has this one bit where he's playing a 00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:08.559 Catholic priest and he's giving a sermon to the 00:39:08.559 --> 00:39:12.000 congregation. And he's talking about all of these 00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:15.199 new brides. And he's saying, these new brides, 00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:18.119 they come to me and they say, Father, what is 00:39:18.119 --> 00:39:21.239 the church's position on fellatio? And he goes, 00:39:21.340 --> 00:39:23.239 well, I always tell these brides, I always tell 00:39:23.239 --> 00:39:26.000 them the same thing. I don't know what fellatio 00:39:26.000 --> 00:39:32.019 is. And then they show me. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, 00:39:32.119 --> 00:39:34.940 anyway, I don't know. I don't know. We're talking 00:39:34.940 --> 00:39:36.699 about. I don't know how we got here. Words that 00:39:36.699 --> 00:39:39.659 are supposed to be curse words, but aren't. Yeah. 00:39:39.880 --> 00:39:43.760 Jeez, crease, Louise, fella. I don't even know 00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:49.219 what that means, man. Okay. Bulls spit. Bull 00:39:49.219 --> 00:39:53.039 corn or bull crap. Bull crap I've heard several 00:39:53.039 --> 00:39:57.260 times. The other ones seem like overly complicated, 00:39:57.500 --> 00:40:00.239 but they all mean bullshit. They all mean bullshit. 00:40:00.539 --> 00:40:03.159 This next one, I don't know that I believe. I 00:40:03.159 --> 00:40:05.739 don't know that I believe this one. Fetch from 00:40:05.739 --> 00:40:07.920 Mean Girls. Because then they say like, that's 00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:10.260 so fetch. I don't know if I've ever seen that 00:40:10.260 --> 00:40:12.139 movie. And if I have, I wasn't paying attention. 00:40:12.539 --> 00:40:14.980 Well, I think you should watch it. And the gym 00:40:14.980 --> 00:40:18.420 teacher is hilarious. But apparently fetch is 00:40:18.420 --> 00:40:20.800 supposed to sound like fuck, but I don't think 00:40:20.800 --> 00:40:23.780 that's true. I think it, I don't, I don't believe 00:40:23.780 --> 00:40:25.820 that one. I don't believe that one. I take umbrage 00:40:25.820 --> 00:40:29.559 with that. Then we got begora, by God, bejabbers 00:40:29.559 --> 00:40:33.280 by Jesus, bleeding heck, which means bloody hell, 00:40:33.500 --> 00:40:37.119 blimey, which means blind me, blind me. So you're 00:40:37.119 --> 00:40:41.480 apparently like antagonizing your all -powerful 00:40:41.480 --> 00:40:46.000 being to blind you? Seems strange to me. Blinking 00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:48.739 heck means bloody hell by George. I've heard 00:40:48.739 --> 00:40:51.280 that quite a bit. By God, by gum, by God, by 00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:55.360 Jove, by God. Cheese and rice. I feel like you've 00:40:55.360 --> 00:40:58.079 said this before, Mike. Cheese and rice. Possibly. 00:40:58.340 --> 00:41:01.940 Means Jesus Christ, Christ sakes, which sounds 00:41:01.940 --> 00:41:06.380 really similar to for Christ's sake. So I don't 00:41:06.380 --> 00:41:08.119 know why you wouldn't just say it. Why wouldn't 00:41:08.119 --> 00:41:09.619 you just say it? I mean, I guess they're going 00:41:09.619 --> 00:41:12.920 to be beheaded for blaspheming, but in today's 00:41:12.920 --> 00:41:15.860 day and age. There's not much reason to say any 00:41:15.860 --> 00:41:18.239 of these other things than the actual thing. 00:41:18.480 --> 00:41:20.719 I mean, if you're in a business setting, which 00:41:20.719 --> 00:41:24.019 is usually the area where you have a pretty tight 00:41:24.019 --> 00:41:26.840 restriction on your language, you probably don't 00:41:26.840 --> 00:41:31.119 want to be doing any sort of swear adjacent terminology. 00:41:31.820 --> 00:41:35.739 So it's not something that you wouldn't want 00:41:35.739 --> 00:41:38.860 to say, you know, bazinga or bejesus or this 00:41:38.860 --> 00:41:41.079 is not, you know, that's not the thing. That's 00:41:41.079 --> 00:41:43.170 not what we're doing here. Yeah, I understand 00:41:43.170 --> 00:41:48.369 that, but I feel like if you're using some of 00:41:48.369 --> 00:41:51.469 these things, some of these minced oaths, instead 00:41:51.469 --> 00:41:55.170 of using the real thing, and the reason you're 00:41:55.170 --> 00:41:57.530 using these minced oaths is because you're at 00:41:57.530 --> 00:42:00.469 work, you probably need to find a new job. If 00:42:00.469 --> 00:42:03.670 your job is making you say minced oaths, you 00:42:03.670 --> 00:42:06.090 probably need a new job. I wouldn't go that far. 00:42:06.250 --> 00:42:09.449 I would say that you should probably read some 00:42:09.449 --> 00:42:12.800 books. And learn how to use your language in 00:42:12.800 --> 00:42:16.000 a more clever and appropriate way for the setting 00:42:16.000 --> 00:42:20.239 at which you are in. Yes. And maybe don't put 00:42:20.239 --> 00:42:22.340 yourself in a situation where you want to call 00:42:22.340 --> 00:42:25.159 somebody a fuckface and not be able to do it. 00:42:25.320 --> 00:42:27.820 You know? Yeah. Don't get that mad. I mean, there's 00:42:27.820 --> 00:42:29.960 a lot of situations that happen in corporate 00:42:29.960 --> 00:42:32.179 America where you want to call everybody a fuckface, 00:42:32.239 --> 00:42:35.300 but you just can't do it. No. You gut it and 00:42:35.300 --> 00:42:36.800 move on. But you know what you can say? Is you 00:42:36.800 --> 00:42:39.849 can say, wisdom has been chasing you. But you've 00:42:39.849 --> 00:42:46.170 always been faster. Something like that. I mean, 00:42:46.190 --> 00:42:49.150 it's HR sanctioned, so it's got to be okay. We've 00:42:49.150 --> 00:42:51.670 got one called Krivins. Have you ever heard somebody 00:42:51.670 --> 00:42:55.869 say Krivins? Only as a last name in a shitty 00:42:55.869 --> 00:42:59.010 sci -fi novel. Yeah, there you go. John Carter 00:42:59.010 --> 00:43:04.530 of Mars. Krivins means Christ defend us. There 00:43:04.530 --> 00:43:07.619 we go. Have you ever read John Carter of Mars? 00:43:07.900 --> 00:43:10.800 No, but I'm very anxious to. I want to. I really 00:43:10.800 --> 00:43:13.699 want to. You should read the Barsoom novels. 00:43:14.179 --> 00:43:17.219 It's old -timey great. I love it. It's so shit. 00:43:19.380 --> 00:43:22.559 We'll have to do a John Carter of Mars episode 00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:25.019 at some point. I don't know why saying Christ 00:43:25.019 --> 00:43:28.420 defend us would be a curse. Wouldn't that be 00:43:28.420 --> 00:43:32.500 like a positive prayer? Christ defend us. Yeah, 00:43:32.579 --> 00:43:35.420 I would say that that is more of a prayer than 00:43:35.420 --> 00:43:39.460 anything. Dad gum, dag nabbit, and dag nabbit 00:43:39.460 --> 00:43:42.400 are all goddammit. Dang, of course, is damn. 00:43:42.800 --> 00:43:47.900 Darn's damn, darnation is damnation. Drat. I've 00:43:47.900 --> 00:43:52.320 heard drat. God rot it. I guess all of the fig 00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:54.539 tree, right? Do you remember the fig tree, Mike? 00:43:54.719 --> 00:43:58.300 No. No, I don't. Fucking A. Jesus came across 00:43:58.300 --> 00:44:01.099 this fig tree. He wanted himself a fig. Yeah, 00:44:01.139 --> 00:44:03.420 son of God and all that shit. He wanted a fig. 00:44:03.639 --> 00:44:07.360 It wasn't the season for figs to be ripe, which 00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:10.039 was explicitly stated in the story in the Bible. 00:44:10.320 --> 00:44:13.099 And Jesus is like, I want a fucking fig. And 00:44:13.099 --> 00:44:15.760 the fig tree's like, it's not time yet. So Jesus 00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:17.719 fucking cursed this fig tree and it withered 00:44:17.719 --> 00:44:19.840 and fucking died. Because it wasn't the right 00:44:19.840 --> 00:44:22.659 season. But, you know, Jesus knows all and is 00:44:22.659 --> 00:44:26.079 right and all that shit. Why would Jesus get 00:44:26.079 --> 00:44:29.110 angry? Well, Jesus fucking flipped tables and 00:44:29.110 --> 00:44:32.869 whipped the, what is it, the Philistines? No, 00:44:33.010 --> 00:44:36.210 money changers. Money changers. Okay, whatever. 00:44:36.570 --> 00:44:38.369 He's a big fan of money changers. Yeah, I mean, 00:44:38.369 --> 00:44:41.730 he's not opposed to letting his freak flag fly, 00:44:42.030 --> 00:44:46.159 right? Yeah, but at a fucking plant? The plant 00:44:46.159 --> 00:44:49.079 should obey God, right? Grab a stone and turn 00:44:49.079 --> 00:44:53.219 it into a fig. He can turn water into wine. What 00:44:53.219 --> 00:44:55.179 the fuck are you wanting a fig for, dude? Just 00:44:55.179 --> 00:44:56.940 get a bucket from the river and turn it into 00:44:56.940 --> 00:44:59.480 fucking wine. Get drunk and be happy. Why are 00:44:59.480 --> 00:45:02.000 you harassing this fig tree? Yeah, just make 00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:04.360 a fig appear in your hand. Better yet, make a 00:45:04.360 --> 00:45:06.400 fig appear in your fucking mouth. How did you 00:45:06.400 --> 00:45:09.119 feed all those fucking Jews in the desert? Oh. 00:45:09.929 --> 00:45:12.750 Oh, Jesus. You have to bring up their religion 00:45:12.750 --> 00:45:15.030 all of a sudden like it matters. We're talking 00:45:15.030 --> 00:45:19.190 about Jesus. Jesus. Give a man a fig tree and 00:45:19.190 --> 00:45:21.670 he'll fucking hate it for life. I'm sorry. Give 00:45:21.670 --> 00:45:24.170 a man a fish and he'll... What is the thing? 00:45:24.250 --> 00:45:26.929 I don't remember now. You lying son of a bitch. 00:45:31.530 --> 00:45:35.710 Oh, boy. For crying out loud. For Christ's sake. 00:45:35.909 --> 00:45:38.460 For Pete's sake. Not for Christ's sakes. It's 00:45:38.460 --> 00:45:42.239 for St. Peter's sake. Because dropping the saint 00:45:42.239 --> 00:45:44.820 from Pete's name makes it okay to say. It's not 00:45:44.820 --> 00:45:47.179 a curse word anymore for Pete's sake. But if 00:45:47.179 --> 00:45:50.260 you say for St. Peter's sake, straight to hell. 00:45:50.380 --> 00:45:52.739 Straight to hell. Well, yeah. Now you're blasphemy 00:45:52.739 --> 00:45:55.400 against the first pope and all that. Yeah. Something 00:45:55.400 --> 00:45:58.079 like that. Be a naughty boy. Don't be a naughty 00:45:58.079 --> 00:46:03.139 boy. Or girl. Or they. Or they. For the love 00:46:03.139 --> 00:46:05.519 of Mike. I say this all the time. Because I love 00:46:05.519 --> 00:46:08.860 Mike. But I guess this one's for St. Michael's 00:46:08.860 --> 00:46:13.599 sake. Why doesn't it have to be Archangel Michael? 00:46:14.320 --> 00:46:17.039 Yeah, why not? Why does it have to be St. Michael? 00:46:17.219 --> 00:46:19.980 Why can't it be Archangel Michael? Give the Archangel 00:46:19.980 --> 00:46:22.539 some love, too. Yeah, come on, bro. For Mike's 00:46:22.539 --> 00:46:23.780 sake. For Peter of Angels and all that jazz. 00:46:23.980 --> 00:46:26.699 Or for Pete's sake. Or for crying out loud. One 00:46:26.699 --> 00:46:30.659 of them. One of these certainly fits. Gat dang 00:46:30.659 --> 00:46:33.170 it. It's a fucking weird way to say God damn 00:46:33.170 --> 00:46:35.429 it. Just, you know what? At some point, you just 00:46:35.429 --> 00:46:39.170 fucking say the, just swear. Just do it. At some 00:46:39.170 --> 00:46:42.849 point, just do it. Gee whiz means Jesus. But 00:46:42.849 --> 00:46:44.429 I don't know why you wouldn't just say Jesus. 00:46:44.829 --> 00:46:47.969 We're not all on roller skates. I see gee whiz. 00:46:47.969 --> 00:46:50.989 Because it's funny. It is kind of funny. Because 00:46:50.989 --> 00:46:53.349 it's like, is God whizzing? Is he peeing? Does 00:46:53.349 --> 00:46:55.349 God have to pee? If we're made in God's image, 00:46:55.469 --> 00:46:57.590 does God not have to pee? Does God not have to 00:46:57.590 --> 00:46:59.679 rub one out every once in a while? These are 00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:01.539 all questions I have, and that's why I became 00:47:01.539 --> 00:47:03.780 an atheist, because no pastor would answer these 00:47:03.780 --> 00:47:05.960 questions to me. Does God not have to wink? There's 00:47:05.960 --> 00:47:08.760 pronti of 13 -year -old Jewish girls in Bethlehem 00:47:08.760 --> 00:47:10.639 or whatever. Gee willikers, gee whiz. I watched 00:47:10.639 --> 00:47:14.699 a documentary about that. There's a documentary 00:47:14.699 --> 00:47:17.840 about what, Mike? About Mary getting raped by 00:47:17.840 --> 00:47:22.599 a Roman soldier. Yeah, well, I think the most 00:47:22.599 --> 00:47:26.599 plausible explanation of the virgin birth is... 00:47:27.460 --> 00:47:30.659 Joseph wasn't the father, is probably the most. 00:47:31.219 --> 00:47:34.559 Some version of that, and he was understanding 00:47:34.559 --> 00:47:39.039 for some reason. Well, he's Joseph. Joseph is 00:47:39.039 --> 00:47:42.599 probably the OG bro, right? Well, there's plenty 00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:45.699 of reasons why, things that could have happened. 00:47:45.780 --> 00:47:49.260 Let's put it that way. Dude, I understand 100%. 00:47:49.929 --> 00:47:52.269 And I'm not trying to tear down religion in this 00:47:52.269 --> 00:47:55.750 episode. That will be a future episode. Gee whiz, 00:47:55.789 --> 00:47:59.530 gee willikers. Both mean Jesus. Godfrey Daniel. 00:47:59.949 --> 00:48:01.809 Didn't you go to school with Godfrey Daniel? 00:48:02.130 --> 00:48:04.710 I went to school with people named Daniel. Sure. 00:48:04.869 --> 00:48:07.110 Sure. That's weird. That's fucking weird, dude. 00:48:07.510 --> 00:48:11.010 Godfrey Daniel apparently means God. Golly gee 00:48:11.010 --> 00:48:14.769 willikers, which is the longest fucking way ever 00:48:14.769 --> 00:48:19.579 to say Jesus. Good garden party. means good God. 00:48:19.780 --> 00:48:23.719 Good grief, all of the peanuts, means good God. 00:48:23.880 --> 00:48:27.820 So, sorry, Charlie and Snoopy and Linus and Lucy. 00:48:28.380 --> 00:48:32.260 Goodness gracious means good God. Gore blimey 00:48:32.260 --> 00:48:34.320 means God blimey, which I think we talked about. 00:48:34.460 --> 00:48:38.480 Gosh is God. Gosh darned means God damned. Jason 00:48:38.480 --> 00:48:42.940 crisp, which feels like a Jason Voorhees thing, 00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:46.510 but it apparently means Jesus Christ. Jeebus? 00:48:46.730 --> 00:48:49.469 I don't know what that could possibly mean. Couldn't 00:48:49.469 --> 00:48:51.489 possibly mean Jesus, could it, Mike? Jeebus? 00:48:51.630 --> 00:48:54.909 Jesus? I had a friend who got in a lot of trouble 00:48:54.909 --> 00:48:59.289 for saying Jeebus in school. Holy fuck. The same 00:48:59.289 --> 00:49:01.210 individual got in trouble for using the word 00:49:01.210 --> 00:49:05.510 masticate one too many times. Chewing is terrible, 00:49:05.630 --> 00:49:09.440 isn't it? Yes. Jeepers, creepers, Jesus Christ. 00:49:09.920 --> 00:49:13.119 Jeeze means Jesus. Jeezy crazy. And I've heard 00:49:13.119 --> 00:49:15.039 you say this, Mike. I've heard you say Jeezy 00:49:15.039 --> 00:49:17.820 crazy a lot of times. Oh, yeah. It means, I don't 00:49:17.820 --> 00:49:19.539 know if you know this, it means Jesus Christ. 00:49:19.980 --> 00:49:23.880 I am shocked. I thought that I was being perfectly 00:49:23.880 --> 00:49:26.460 innocent. You thought you were being safe? Nobody's 00:49:26.460 --> 00:49:28.659 safe. I thought I was being safe. Nobody's safe 00:49:28.659 --> 00:49:32.300 from Satan. Nobody's safe from Satan, Mike. Jehoshaphat. 00:49:32.300 --> 00:49:35.480 Here's this fucking guy again. Jehoshaphat. Apparently 00:49:35.480 --> 00:49:38.079 it means Jesus, but Jehoshaphat was not Jesus. 00:49:38.420 --> 00:49:41.019 Jehoshaphat was apparently a real person, unlike 00:49:41.019 --> 00:49:47.460 Jesus. Did I say that out loud? I had a tickle 00:49:47.460 --> 00:49:51.480 in my throat. I'm sorry. Jehoshaphat. Remember 00:49:51.480 --> 00:49:55.019 the Alamo? I never remember Jesus. Jehoshaphat 00:49:55.019 --> 00:49:58.179 apparently means Jesus. I don't know why. I'm 00:49:58.179 --> 00:50:01.000 going to have to look into this Jehoshaphat fucker. 00:50:01.289 --> 00:50:03.889 Sorry. This Jehoshaphat son of a bitch. No, wait. 00:50:04.010 --> 00:50:06.789 What was the thing? What do we call them? I don't 00:50:06.789 --> 00:50:08.849 know. This Jehoshaphat guy. I have to look into 00:50:08.849 --> 00:50:12.130 them. Jiminy Christmas means Jesus Christ. Judas 00:50:12.130 --> 00:50:16.570 Priest, outside of amazing music, means Jesus 00:50:16.570 --> 00:50:19.510 Christ, I guess. Land Sakes. We talked about 00:50:19.510 --> 00:50:23.150 this. Lord Sakes. Locks. Locks a mercy. Lord 00:50:23.150 --> 00:50:26.210 have mercy. My goodness means my God. My gosh. 00:50:26.630 --> 00:50:30.469 Surprise, surprise. Also means my God. Odds Bodkins. 00:50:31.230 --> 00:50:34.449 Holy fuck. We are repeating. We are repeating. 00:50:34.530 --> 00:50:36.809 I remember this God's Bodkins. We're getting 00:50:36.809 --> 00:50:38.510 down there. We're getting down there. But this 00:50:38.510 --> 00:50:42.510 one says, God's Bodkins means God's sweet body. 00:50:43.050 --> 00:50:45.849 Like, we've got some kind of, like, romance novel 00:50:45.849 --> 00:50:50.030 of God's body. So fucking hot. I did not know 00:50:50.030 --> 00:50:54.230 that God was a pivotal character in the, oh, 00:50:54.349 --> 00:50:56.389 what the hell were those shitty -ass books? Fifty 00:50:56.389 --> 00:50:58.829 Shades of Grey. They had black, yeah, Fifty Shades 00:50:58.829 --> 00:51:03.099 of Grey. That's the one. All I have to say is 00:51:03.099 --> 00:51:05.059 Shitty has books. Fifty Shades of Grey, number 00:51:05.059 --> 00:51:07.880 one, right at the top. Yep, that's the one. Where 00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:09.840 you're right in front of the line. You're right 00:51:09.840 --> 00:51:11.940 in front of the line. You're right in front of 00:51:11.940 --> 00:51:20.780 the Butlerian Jihad. Anyway. Beautiful baby manion. 00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:24.340 Beautiful baby manion. The fucking pumba pig. 00:51:24.780 --> 00:51:28.480 He's dead. I must fuck you. Okay, here's one. 00:51:28.619 --> 00:51:31.480 Sakura Blue. Which is like a French curse. And 00:51:31.480 --> 00:51:34.900 my daughter loves watching Fancy Nancy. And she 00:51:34.900 --> 00:51:38.639 says Sacre Bleu all the time. My daughter doesn't 00:51:38.639 --> 00:51:40.900 say this all the time. But Fancy Nancy says Sacre 00:51:40.900 --> 00:51:43.960 Bleu all the time. What a potty mouth. Oh, right. 00:51:44.239 --> 00:51:47.139 Like Nancy. Nancy is such a fucking entitled... 00:51:47.139 --> 00:51:49.659 Okay, sorry. It's not about Fancy Nancy. But 00:51:49.659 --> 00:51:53.000 Sacre Bleu apparently means God's blood. Okay. 00:51:54.239 --> 00:51:57.340 Godzooks is by far my favorite. Like God's hooks. 00:51:57.820 --> 00:51:59.659 Like, the hooks we hung him on on the cross. 00:51:59.840 --> 00:52:02.099 Like, that's fantastic. Like, that's a great 00:52:02.099 --> 00:52:04.519 one. That's a great one, in my opinion. Sam Hill, 00:52:04.599 --> 00:52:09.280 we talked about struth. S -T -R -E -W -T -H means 00:52:09.280 --> 00:52:11.920 God's truth. I don't know why God's truth would 00:52:11.920 --> 00:52:16.239 be a swear or a curse, but I am not alive during 00:52:16.239 --> 00:52:20.699 the 14 or 1500s, so it doesn't really matter 00:52:20.699 --> 00:52:22.900 to me. It's an oath. It's an oath. It wouldn't 00:52:22.900 --> 00:52:26.739 be a curse by modern standards. Sure, yeah. Suffering 00:52:26.739 --> 00:52:30.019 Sekitash. That's that chicken guy from the Looney 00:52:30.019 --> 00:52:32.960 Tunes, right? Suffering Succotash. Suffering 00:52:32.960 --> 00:52:36.119 Succotash. Isn't that Sylvester the Cat? I thought 00:52:36.119 --> 00:52:38.840 it was the big chicken. Like the southern chicken 00:52:38.840 --> 00:52:42.179 guy. He doesn't say that. Yeah, no. That's Suffering 00:52:42.179 --> 00:52:46.340 Succotash is the cat. Sylvester. Sure. That's 00:52:46.340 --> 00:52:52.440 fine. I'll allow it. We'll allow that. If anyone 00:52:52.440 --> 00:52:55.980 has anything to say otherwise on my side or Mike's 00:52:55.980 --> 00:52:58.300 side, post a comment. And we'll see it at some 00:52:58.300 --> 00:53:00.059 point. We're going to do Google the show here, 00:53:00.119 --> 00:53:03.199 motherfucker. Okay. You bring it on in. Take 00:53:03.199 --> 00:53:06.019 a shot, everybody who's listening. Suffering 00:53:06.019 --> 00:53:09.380 Succotash. Sylvester the Cat. There we go. Okay. 00:53:09.460 --> 00:53:12.639 Mike proved himself the supreme being of all 00:53:12.639 --> 00:53:16.800 beings. That is second only to the rule that 00:53:16.800 --> 00:53:20.280 we do not bowl on whatever the fuck it is now. 00:53:20.440 --> 00:53:24.610 Yep. Don't roll on seventh. So. We will call 00:53:24.610 --> 00:53:29.469 Mike the new Oz Bodkins, meaning the new God's 00:53:29.469 --> 00:53:32.889 sweet body. Anyway, suffering psychotash means 00:53:32.889 --> 00:53:36.809 suffering savior, which is fucking stupid. If 00:53:36.809 --> 00:53:38.809 you actually stop to think about it, because 00:53:38.809 --> 00:53:42.409 Jesus is saving you from himself. Because if 00:53:42.409 --> 00:53:45.789 you believe in the Trinity, Jesus is God, the 00:53:45.789 --> 00:53:48.349 Son, and the Holy Ghost. They're all one being. 00:53:48.369 --> 00:53:51.150 So he's here to save you from himself. So he's 00:53:51.150 --> 00:53:53.889 not really suffering, and he knew if God is all 00:53:53.889 --> 00:53:57.130 -knowing, and Jesus is God, God would have known 00:53:57.130 --> 00:53:59.130 he was going to kill himself on the fucking cross. 00:53:59.389 --> 00:54:01.090 So he's not really suffering, he's just doing 00:54:01.090 --> 00:54:03.309 what he knew he had to do to save you, which 00:54:03.309 --> 00:54:05.190 could have all been prevented if he wasn't such 00:54:05.190 --> 00:54:07.230 an asshole to begin with, and would have not... 00:54:07.440 --> 00:54:09.420 put himself in that situation where he had to 00:54:09.420 --> 00:54:12.179 sacrifice himself at no cost because he's fucking 00:54:12.179 --> 00:54:15.000 God and eternal and whatever and all -knowing 00:54:15.000 --> 00:54:17.480 and blah, blah, blah. So it's all a bunch of 00:54:17.480 --> 00:54:19.340 bullshit, but that's not the point of the episode. 00:54:19.380 --> 00:54:21.460 The point of the episode is minced oaths. So 00:54:21.460 --> 00:54:23.699 the next one is tarnation, which means damnation. 00:54:23.880 --> 00:54:27.280 What in the Sam Hill? What in the damn hell? 00:54:27.559 --> 00:54:30.460 Wish to goodness. I wish to goodness. Wish to 00:54:30.460 --> 00:54:33.559 God. If somebody told me wish to God, I would 00:54:33.559 --> 00:54:35.260 be so offended. I don't even know what I would 00:54:35.260 --> 00:54:37.519 do. I'd have to go to HR five times. Five times. 00:54:38.099 --> 00:54:42.079 I'd have to say, I had to pray the rosemary like 00:54:42.079 --> 00:54:45.340 17 times. What is it they do in Catholicism? 00:54:45.380 --> 00:54:48.579 Rosary. The rosary, not the rosemary. Come on. 00:54:48.579 --> 00:54:51.099 Oh, fuck. Yeah, my wife puts rosemary in everything, 00:54:51.300 --> 00:54:53.320 and I'm like, I'm not a huge fan of rosemary, 00:54:53.440 --> 00:54:57.599 but the rosary makes more sense. For sure. For 00:54:57.599 --> 00:55:01.039 sure. holy guacamole, heaven's the Betsy, Jesus, 00:55:01.199 --> 00:55:04.820 Mary, and Josephine, geez, gee willikers, geez 00:55:04.820 --> 00:55:08.920 Louise, get down, sat on a bench, bucket, which 00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:11.789 I guess means forget. Dillweed, Sam Hill, Hot 00:55:11.789 --> 00:55:14.610 Dog for Pete's sake, Jumpin' Jehoshaphat, Shut 00:55:14.610 --> 00:55:17.230 the Front Door, Friggin' Nutcracker, Son of a 00:55:17.230 --> 00:55:20.190 Biscuit, Curses Fooey for Crying Out Loud. Burke 00:55:20.190 --> 00:55:22.630 is short for Berkeley Hunt. I don't know what 00:55:22.630 --> 00:55:25.210 that even means. It's not even relevant anymore 00:55:25.210 --> 00:55:28.690 in today's society. It doesn't matter. Berkeley 00:55:28.690 --> 00:55:32.690 Hunt is Cockney Rhyming Slam for Cunt because 00:55:32.690 --> 00:55:35.710 you can't expect to listen to a nice ass -ish 00:55:35.710 --> 00:55:39.050 podcast about minced oats and not hear the word 00:55:39.050 --> 00:55:42.059 cunt. It's going to be a thing. Going to be a 00:55:42.059 --> 00:55:46.340 thing. And apparently Burke is also, yeah, Berkeley 00:55:46.340 --> 00:55:48.960 Hunt, which we talked about. We just said it. 00:55:48.980 --> 00:55:50.300 We just said it. We don't have to repeat it. 00:55:50.360 --> 00:55:52.400 But we will because we mark all of our episodes 00:55:52.400 --> 00:55:54.960 explicit because we're smoking tobacco. But sometimes 00:55:54.960 --> 00:55:57.820 we say fuck. And sometimes we also say cunt. 00:55:58.019 --> 00:56:00.179 And that's okay. Where are you at in your cigar, 00:56:00.280 --> 00:56:03.519 Mike? I am done. How about you? I'm about there. 00:56:03.579 --> 00:56:06.280 But if you're done, I'm done. What did you think 00:56:06.280 --> 00:56:11.099 about the cigar, Mike? Which is a minced oath 00:56:11.099 --> 00:56:15.119 for cigar. For cigar. You know what? I thought 00:56:15.119 --> 00:56:18.059 it was fine. It was not better than the regular 00:56:18.059 --> 00:56:21.460 Toro, in my opinion. I just gave it a three, 00:56:21.619 --> 00:56:24.119 and I saw you just gave it a three. And that's 00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:26.500 about fair. I think that's fair. Yeah, it's fair. 00:56:26.639 --> 00:56:29.059 It's perfectly adequate. I would smoke it again. 00:56:29.380 --> 00:56:31.519 I wouldn't go out of my way to smoke it again. 00:56:31.739 --> 00:56:34.239 But it is a perfectly adequate cigar for what 00:56:34.239 --> 00:56:37.599 it is. No more and no less. Yeah, and the label 00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:41.739 is great. The label is great, but what are you 00:56:41.739 --> 00:56:44.079 going to do? What are you going to do? They would 00:56:44.079 --> 00:56:46.960 have benefited from less label and more blending 00:56:46.960 --> 00:56:50.059 for sure. Yeah, I feel like I like the other 00:56:50.059 --> 00:56:53.760 one better, but I guess let me look. Yeah, they're 00:56:53.760 --> 00:56:57.860 both about equal. We gave both of the Schizotoros, 00:56:57.960 --> 00:57:00.539 the Maduro and the regular, or the non -Maduro, 00:57:00.679 --> 00:57:02.880 we gave them both a three. So I think they're 00:57:02.880 --> 00:57:05.239 both, they're fair enough. Yeah, it's perfectly 00:57:05.239 --> 00:57:07.679 adequate. Similar to the other one, this is more 00:57:07.679 --> 00:57:11.219 of a smoke it outside on the porch, you know, 00:57:11.239 --> 00:57:14.820 do some grilling, do some mowing the lawn, do 00:57:14.820 --> 00:57:18.219 some golfing, whatever your jam is. Whatever 00:57:18.219 --> 00:57:22.800 you do. Yeah. Yeah. So. Check it out if you want. 00:57:23.860 --> 00:57:26.480 Don't if you don't. Mince your oaths. I'd prefer 00:57:26.480 --> 00:57:30.599 you don't. Just person up and say the fucking 00:57:30.599 --> 00:57:33.079 curses you want to fucking say. Unless you're 00:57:33.079 --> 00:57:34.860 at work and I'm not a lawyer and blah, blah, 00:57:34.880 --> 00:57:37.239 blah, all that jazz. But if you're upset enough, 00:57:37.420 --> 00:57:39.380 just say what you want to say. Just say it. Just 00:57:39.380 --> 00:57:41.300 do it. Nobody's ever said, oh my God, he said 00:57:41.300 --> 00:57:43.460 blimey instead of fucking fuck off, you motherfucker. 00:57:44.559 --> 00:57:46.960 Nobody's ever respected the person that's done 00:57:46.960 --> 00:57:49.340 the minced oath instead of the real thing. No. 00:57:49.340 --> 00:57:53.800 Well, we're in a particular subculture in this 00:57:53.800 --> 00:57:57.539 region to where we have the tendency to look 00:57:57.539 --> 00:58:01.219 down on people who used minced oaths instead 00:58:01.219 --> 00:58:04.619 of just saying what they feel. I view it as being 00:58:04.619 --> 00:58:09.119 mealy -mouthed and weaselly and weak. And I don't 00:58:09.119 --> 00:58:11.260 respect it. And ass kisser. And I don't. Yeah. 00:58:11.400 --> 00:58:15.829 Yeah. It's like. the weaselly church churchy 00:58:15.829 --> 00:58:18.869 person who is that's never a trustworthy individual 00:58:18.869 --> 00:58:22.909 no at least not where i live so maybe it is where 00:58:22.909 --> 00:58:26.530 you live mileage may vary and if so kudos but 00:58:26.530 --> 00:58:30.789 otherwise thanks for listening don't mince your 00:58:30.789 --> 00:58:33.289 oaths and just fucking say it how you want it 00:58:33.289 --> 00:58:36.130 and we'll catch you next week be safe have fun