a lot of this wacky shit that people were saying
turns out wasn't even close to being true but
it was much much worse uh as far as like implicating
government officials let's put it that way welcome
to nice ashes join host mike and nate for cigars
and culture let's go beyond the smoke What are
we smoking tonight, Mike? Today? This morning?
Tomorrow morning? Yesterday morning? Yesterday
evening? Well, it's 5 o 'clock somewhere. You
know what I mean? Probably California. But anyway,
we are smoking the Edition Especial today. All
right. Which is part of our ongoing series of
suffering. Oh, no. Oh, no. This one looks fine.
I've got kind of like... On the wrapper, on the
external, there's like a slight, like, I don't
know, kind of a little hole, pinhole or something,
just in the wrapper and the leaf, you know? And
on the label, one of the corners is kind of bent
down, which can happen. It looks like they maybe
just didn't put any glue there to hold it in,
but definitely. One that looks its price point,
I would say. This is extremely rough. Mine is
very rough, and little flakes of wrapper are
coming off of it as I took it out of the package.
Yeah, the cap has a delightful taste. That's
what I screamed about earlier. I'm sure you heard
me. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's a long fucker, isn't
it? It's going to be long and hopefully less
painful than it looks. Tastes so far. All right.
Well, I'm lit. Sorry. Fuck. All right. First
puff actually, despite my coughing and whatnot,
the first puff actually wasn't that bad. Oh,
the taste of the wrapper in my mouth is horrifying.
Okay. So the second puff was worse than the first
puff. First puff was good. It tastes like somebody
rubbed Tylenol on it. Yeah. Yeah. That's an apt
description. At least whatever that brown coating
is. Yeah, the first puff wasn't bad, but I think
it was because it was hot. And then the second
puff was bad. Again, very bad. I don't know if
I can do this. Well, we're going to have to do
as much as we can. Oh, my God. If not for me,
for the listener. I'm pairing this with water
and also some Crown Royal. Okay. I was going
to say, if it's just water, the taste of this,
you're going to have to up your octane. I'm glad
that I picked some Crown Royal up. I am pairing
mine. I saw a new beer on the shelves, and so
it's a Founders Mortal Bloom Hazy IPA. They are
the ones that do the all -day IPA and the centennial
IPA. They usually sell these in 15 packs at your
local liquor watering hole. Yes. Yes. So for
this episode, we might as well get right into
it. I saw something pop across my screen. One
day. And I thought, wow, that'd be an interesting
topic. And I went to go try and find stuff on
it. And there is literally one news story on
this from the India Times. Oh. And then the Economic
Times picked it up and republished it. But there's
the one news story on this thing. And this was
last updated May 6th, 2025. And I'm sure you
don't know from that cryptic kind of overview
what it is we're going to talk about, but the
headline is U .S. spent $21 trillion to build
secret underground doomsday bunkers for elites,
claims a former official. Have you heard anything
about this, Mike? You know what? I am surprised
that I have not, but I, in fact, have not. Wow.
Well, we're going to get into it. Probably not
into the underground bunker, mind you, but we're
going to get into... this story a little bit.
And for those of you that think this is all conspiracy
theory hogwash, I have a list, by God, of actual
known underground bunkers that have been built
here in the United States and perhaps elsewhere.
And I have a list of companies who will build
you one should you have enough money to do that
sort of thing. So this news article, it is the
former U .S. housing official Catherine Austin
Fitz, who was a Bush administration official.
has alleged that the United States government
has built an extensive underground network of
bunkers worth $21 trillion. They were constructed
between 1998 and 2015 with unauthorized spending,
according to a report. So this was she was the
secretary of housing and urban development from
1989 until 1990 under President George H .W.
Bush. And she made these claims on Tucker Carlson's
podcast. And he says that they or she says that
the hidden funds were funneled into construction
of around 170 underground bases across the United
States. And that some of these are underneath
the ocean. Fitz cited a 2017 report by Michigan
State University economist Mark Skidmore, which
probed into massive unauthorized financial adjustments
within the Departments of Defense and Housing
and Urban Development. So there's missing money,
apparently, out there, as we all know. Oh, I
guess I should probably also be smoking the cigar,
right, Mike? I kind of put it down and hoped
I'd forget about it. I've had seven puffs, and
I'm counting them because... It's getting less
bad, but it is. Yeah. This is vile. Vile. I would
immediately put this down if it were not for
the show. I would have put it down before I lit
it. Yeah, I would have tasted the cap and been
like, oh, no, no. It's, it's, I'm trying not
to drink the whiskey because I will just get
drunk and, and not smoke the cigar. Yeah. All
right. So there are Cold War era bunkers such
as Colorado Cheyenne Mountain Complex or West
Virginia's Greenbrier Bunker are well -known
fits alleges or allegations imply. a much more
complex and clandestine system created in recent
decades. This article says there has been no
evidence presented to substantiate her claims.
So she's just going on and saying that. She's
an investment banker by profession and has been
famous for advancing controversial theories such
as those regarding COVID -19 vaccinations and
international mind control conspiracies. So I
guess you can take... Those two things aren't...
exactly the same thing no and they're not necessarily
because you believe one crazy thing doesn't mean
some other completely also crazy thing isn't
happening you know i mean you can believe a crazy
thing and have some other crazy thing happen
right like the covid thing is starting to come
out now so yeah yeah a lot of this wacky shit
that people were saying turns out wasn't even
close to being true but it was much much worse
uh as far as like implicating government officials
Let's put it that way. Yeah, it was what was
promised was not what was delivered or the safety
that was promised just wasn't there. No, and
there's allegations now that it might have came
out of a lab from North Carolina under direct
government supervision. Sure. Which is, you know,
another lab leak theory that isn't necessarily,
the covering of it up is the problem, you know.
Yeah. I mean, we're beyond it now. And, you know,
we've had other instances of this sort of thing
happen with a lot of, you know, top secret things
or things that were conspiracy theories that
have later turned out to be covert operations
by the United States government. So it's not
out of the realm of possibility. And I don't
know what their timeline is for declassifying
a lot of these things. Apparently for the Epstein
client list, never. But other things they'll
put out right away. So maybe they just weren't
ready for people to know about these bunkers
yet, and that's why there's only one reported
article about it. Right. It's possible. It's
also possible that it's nonsense, but it continues.
Well, yeah, it's also possible it's nonsense.
It's also possible that it's just in the grand
scheme of things, it's not really that interesting.
I mean, that could be too. You know, other news
outlets looked at it and like, well, we don't
necessarily have any proof, but I don't know
that we can run with it. Right. Well, I mean,
like Cheyenne Mountain's an active base, so.
They are in Cheyenne Mountain. Well, yeah. And
we're going to talk about some of these that
we actually know about. Perfect. And then, you
know, we can make up our minds, or the listener,
you can make up your mind on what you believe,
if you believe that they're still building these
for the rich elite, or if they're not, if we're
done building them. You could even say that all
the ones here we're going to go through, that
they're all conspiracy theories and don't exist.
But some of them you can actually go tour. That's
where we are with that. So there's a lot of conspiracy
theories and rumors about underground bunkers
built for wealthy people in the United States.
Some of them are very clearly exaggerated or
fictional, but some of them are very, very real.
And they've been developed and they're accessible
usually only to the wealthy. I was looking at
the website for one of them. You know, they start
around, what do they start around? They start
around 1 .5 mil for like a half floor, for a
half floor one. Sure. Which isn't that crazy
in the grandstand. It's not really that crazy.
If you want a full floor unit, it's $3 million.
They also have a survival condo penthouse, state
-of -the -art and luxury, and a custom high -security
luxury and multi -use bunker complex, which don't
have prices. But we'll get into that. This is
the Atlas Missile Silo Survival Condo, survivalcondo
.com, with, of course, a big eagle on it and
a wreath, olive branch wreath or something. I
don't know. Some bullshit, whatever it is. But
anyway, the first one we know about. is the Survival
Condo Project, and this one's in Kansas. It's
a former Atlas missile silo in Kansas. It's a
luxury survival bunker that's been built into
a decommissioned missile silo, and it features
private movie theater, swimming pool, gym, aquaponic
farm, armory, and private apartments with full
security systems. So it sounds like a pretty
nice Airbnb. Don't know what the cleaning fee
on that is, though. Units for the price of this
one, there's not really a price, but units have
been reportedly sold for millions of dollars.
And the purpose that it was built for was to
house the ultra wealthy in case of a global catastrophe,
such as a nuclear war or pandemic. I don't know.
Are we allowed to say pandemic still? I don't
remember, Mike. I think it's okay now. We're
in the clear. Okay. Thank goodness. All right.
The next one is the Greenbrier Bunker, and that's
in West Virginia. It's underneath the Greenbrier
Resort. It's a secret government facility built
during the Cold War to house Congress in case
of a nuclear attack. Have you heard of this bunker,
Mike? In passing, I think I heard it because
of September 11th. People were evacuated there.
Sure. But I don't know anything about it other
than just, you know, in passing. Yes, it has
since been decommissioned. It was exposed in
1992, and now it's open for tours. Interesting.
Well, it's not necessarily for the rich specifically.
It adds credibility to the existence of hidden
underground infrastructure in the United States.
So if this one was built during the Cold War,
who knows how many others might have been built
during that same time or since that time that
haven't come to light. Can I talk about the cigar
again? Oh, I wish you would. It's not getting
better. I haven't had any of my whiskey yet.
Yeah, it's time to start. Yeah, this is like...
The worst cigar I've ever had. We're going to
smoke as much of this as we can. If this is a
short episode, you know, we don't often abandon
cigars in the middle of an episode. But if we
have to, we have to. So that's definitely an
option. It's not good. It's consistently bad.
So, I mean, you know, consistently bad. This
is worse than the worst cigarette I've ever had.
And I've had some pretty shitty cigarettes. Yeah,
I guess that's an interesting question. Would
I rather smoke a cigarette than this? I'd probably
rather just smoke nothing at all because I don't
like cigarettes, but I'd rather smoke nothing.
If you said you have to either smoke this or
a cigarette, I'd be like, nah, I'm okay. I won't
be smoking anything today. In the either or,
I mean, a Marlboro tastes better than this, and
Marlboros tastes like shit. Yeah. Paul Malls
are absolute trash, and they're better than this.
Yeah. This one is not. Not delightful. But you
know which one was? Was that Cuban Delights.
That one was good. That was one that punched
above its weight. Yes, yes. Well, this is all
out of the same bundle. Sure. As you know. How
much did this one cost, Mike? Did they pay us
for this one? They were $1. On sale. I think
you got swindled, Mike. You got swindled. Yes.
Who even makes these? Do we know? I have no idea.
Whoever makes them needs to be punished, though.
Yeah, they sell them on Thompson Cigar. Don't
smoke this. Yeah, let's see. I guess there's
a band called the Edison Special. All right.
Holt Cigar has them. Is this it? Is this the
same one? Mike, say your catchphrase. What's
my catchphrase? Go bowling. Google the show.
Fuck, yeah. Wikipedia the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Google the show. So what's pulling up is a La
Aroma de Cuba Adiciona special, but that's not
what this is. This is something worse. Was this
so bad they banned it from the internet? Maybe.
I mean, they don't have a manufacturer on the
label. Let's put it that way. No, and we should
know better. We should know better. I'm not,
you know what? I'm not finding this cigar anywhere.
Oh, my God. It is the nasty. Where did you say
you bought this one from, Mike? Thompson Cigar.
Thompson Cigar. All right. Well, good Lord. This
thing is not good. This is, yeah, this is worse
than a cult blood red moon. Other than the fact
that I had expectations for the cult blood red
moon. Yeah, I think this is probably worse than
the underground shade even. And I'm not even
finding them on Thompson Cigar right now, so
they distanced themselves from this fucking thing,
I guess. Anyway, it's not important. I can't
find it online, so I guess that's tough. Don't
buy it. If you want the enjoyment of trying this
cigar, more power to you, check out the Instagram,
the album art, and do a Google image search,
see if you can find it, because I'm not going
to do that. It's awful. All right, you're ready
for the next bunker, Mike? Yeah, underground
bunkers. Let's make it happen. Welcome to my
underground lair. All right, this one's not in
the United States. This one is Opidum, and it
is in Europe. So it's located in the Czech Republic.
It's often cited in discussions about underground
bunkers for billionaires, and it offers a glimpse
of what similar U .S.-based facilities might
be like, massive underground estates with luxury
amenities and self -sustaining features. So we're
not the only country that does this, and if there's
other countries doing it... That kind of leads
me to believe that we're also doing it more than
we're mentioning. I would have the tendency to
agree with that. Yeah. Here's some that are just
kind of like rumored. Of course, everybody's
favorite. One of everybody's fucking favorite
conspiracy theories is in Colorado, the Denver
International Airport. There is so many conspiracy
theories about that building. Have you ever looked
any of those up, Mike? Yes, like the horse is
satanic and it has a massive cock. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Yep, so they've got all those extracurricular
conspiracy theories, extracurricular for our
episode's sake. And there's also claims of vast
underground tunnels or even cities beneath the
airport. Of course, Nevada, Area 51, people have
been claiming hidden facilities, government,
military, others allege to be ultra -secure refuges.
for the elites. These ones are mostly speculative.
There's no really verified details, but supported
by the fact that the U .S. military and government
do operate large underground complexes like the
Cheyenne Mountain Complex is another one. And
then there's also the Vivos Group Bunkers. So
it's a company that offers shared or private
bunkers, survival bunkers across the United States
marketed to wealthy clients. Some of theirs are
retrofitted Cold War bunkers and others are new
constructions. They offer high -end accommodations
and long -term survivability. So I do know that
there's, this isn't really a bunker in a sense
of like, you know, for rich people, but there's
that, I think it's in Greenland, that bunker
with all the seeds. They collect all the seeds
from every plant on the planet so they can reforest.
Global Seed Bank. I think they have one in Switzerland
as well. Sure, yeah. They likely have a couple
locations, I would imagine. All right, so the
fact is that there are real underground luxury
bunkers in the United States, some of which are
repurposed Cold War military infrastructure,
or some of them are purpose -built for disaster
preparedness. There's also some fictional claims
of vast underground cities for elites. They're,
you know, speculative until evidence comes out,
I suppose, right? Now... When it comes to the
underground city, I have an argument to make,
and this is going to be a little break, but I
happen to know a couple people that work at the
Denver airport. There's thousands and thousands
of just electricians that work there, let alone
the thousands and thousands of other guys. So
if you're going to build an underground city,
you would need a massive support staff to maintain
it, let alone the even bigger percentage of people
to build it. So you'd have to have maintenance
crews full time to maintain and underground anything.
Yeah. Whether it's being used or not, it has
to be maintained. Like it will just degrade with
time. So like a city like that, you would have
hundreds of people maintaining it. Where are
these people? Like they are not going to live
there and you can't get rid of them. Yeah. I
mean, you can't. Like now they're specialized.
You can say that they were talking bad about
Boeing and whistleblowing and then they just
wind up dead, right? I mean. Yes and no, because
the specialist who knows how to maintain your
la -la -la system that only exists for this underground
city. Yeah. Probably an important person. Like,
you got to make that person happy so they don't
go AWOL. You know what I mean? Yes. That is true.
They could be robots, Mike. They could have robots.
Yeah, maybe. I mean, maybe Elon's down there
pushing a mop, right? Yep. Chainsaw. It's a peaceful
life. All right. Okay. So here's some more. We
already talked about the Survival Condo Project.
That one was built by Survival Condo LLC, developed
by Larry Hall. We've got the Vivos X -Point,
which is near Edgemont, South Dakota, by the
Vivos Group. And it is over 575 former U .S.
military bunkers repurposed into private survival
shelters. It features customizable interiors,
blast -proof doors, and space for up to 5 ,000
people. Yes. That's kind of a shocking number,
5 ,000 people. I mean, it's repurposed military
bunkers, but... Right. I mean, it's not surprising
because it's ex -military shit, and there's all
sorts of stuff underground in the central part
of the United States. There's no one there to
watch. Let's put it that way. Yeah. Yeah. The
population is so sparse. You could do yourself
a nice little digging project. All right. Vivos,
Indiana. It's in an undisclosed location in Indiana.
And this is also by the Vivos group. It's a private,
fully equipped underground survival shelter complex.
So I wonder how anybody knows about it since
nobody knows where it is. Or nobody who knows
where it is is speaking. I guess, right? Important
distinction to make. We've got the Vivos Europa
1. It's not in the United States, but it is in
Rothenstein, Germany by the Vivos Group again.
It's one of the most luxurious private bunkers
in the world, and it's used as a model for similar
U .S. projects. There's a Greenbrier bunker,
as we talked about. It's also codenamed Project
Greek Island, and it's in White Sulphur Springs,
West Virginia, beneath the Greenbrier Resort.
It was built by the United States government
in the Cold War era, decommissioned, and open
for public tours now. And it was originally built
as a relocation center for Congress during nuclear
war. This cigar is terrible. Cheyenne Mountain
Complex. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Raven Rock Mountain
Complex, Site R. It is a Pennsylvania -Maryland
border near Blue Ridge Summit. It was built by
the United States Department of Defense, and
it's not for civilians, but it's often cited
in discussions of underground facilities, and
it is a backup Pentagon facility. So I guess,
you know, not all of these are necessarily escapes
for the wealthy elite, but, you know, redundancies
for our governmental system. But they all show
what we're capable of building underground, I
suppose. What the government is capable of doing,
for sure. Yeah. The government has a lot of money.
Yeah. That being said, like, do I think Elon
Musk and Jeff Bezos have underground bunkers?
Like, fuck yeah, they do. Of course they do.
Like, I would be shocked if Bill Gates didn't
have it. Yeah. I'll bet you they have rocket
ships in their backyard ready to launch into
space, you know. Like, oh no, something too terrible
is happening. We're just going to go up in space
and wait it out. Possibly. I think Bill Gates'
house is on a mountain and he owns a mountain,
so. It wouldn't be surprising if he had a big
-ass bunker inside of the mountain that he already
owns. Yeah. Him and Diddy and Epstein. Wow. There's
no saying where Ghislaine is. Yeah. Okay. We've
got the Cheyenne Mountain Complex in Colorado
Springs, Colorado. It was built by the United
States military in NORAD. Military command center
hardened against nuclear attacks. It's still
active with limited access. Is that the one they
use in Stargate SG -1? Yes, it is. That's what
I was going to say. Also, the base for SG -1.
Yep. There we go. The Stargate program. Yeah,
the Stargate program, because there's more than
one Stargate team. Okay, but we're getting a
sidetracked here. This thing's burning unevenly,
and I would like to blame it on the cigar, which
it kind of is because it's terrible, and I'm
not enjoying smoking it. My fault for not smoking
it as much as I should be. Well, I'm smoking
it more than anyone should be, my God. I think
you're probably smoking it more than me because
I'm letting it very cool burn. I don't know why,
man. Let's get through this shit, and then we're
going to talk a little bit about what we'd want
in an underground bunker after I get through
this list, and then we can wrap it because this
cigar is nasty. Okay. Yeah. There is a bunker
near Las Vegas called the Underground House.
It was built by Jerry Henderson, a 1970s entrepreneur.
It's privately owned and used as a luxury underground
home. It has a swimming pool, artificial lawn,
murals of outdoor scenes. I want to say I saw
a movie or something where they were in an underground
bunker like that, where it was like very 1950s,
like retro paintings, like murals on the wall.
And there's actually like a little house built
in there and AstroTurf. I can't remember what
it was. Doesn't matter. We can look it up later.
And then we did talk about the Opidum in the
Czech Republic, and that was private developers.
It's an underground estate for billionaires,
and it's not in the United States, but it's relevant
for understanding the global market for elite
bunkers. There's some notable companies for building
or retrofitting bunkers. You've got Survival
Condo, LLC, based in Kansas. They specialize
in missile silo conversions. You've got the Vivos
Group, and they've got multiple locations in
the United States and Europe. You have Atlas
Survival Shelters, and they're based in Texas,
because of course they are. And they build steel
bunkers for installation. You've got Rising S
Company, another one based in Texas, and they
build custom underground bunkers, safe rooms,
and storm shelters. And then Quantum Bunkers,
and they specialize in EMP -proof and NBC -resistant
shelters. That is what is known about underground
bunkers and cities. Not really cities, but underground
things in the United States and a couple outside
of our borders. What would you put in a bunker,
Mike, if you had an unlimited budget? A bowling
alley and a YMCA. You knew I was going to say
bowling alley. Come on. You got to have a bowling
alley with a big nice bar and the tables and
the golf simulator and the fucking dartboards.
Of course, the kegs. A little gambling room.
Yeah. Yeah. You got to have a little gambling
room and, you know, a little manufacturer to
make new bowling balls maybe. Yeah. Or. Yeah,
all the tools for sure. Yeah, I'd definitely
want a real nice movie theater, you know. Yes.
I was going to say. A movie theater and probably
like a 3D simulator. Sure, yeah. Like a multi
-use 3D simulator. Or just like an Oculus Rift
chair or something. Like the Zero -G. Right.
You know, where you put on the, what is it, the
VR headset? Right. Well, that's what I mean.
You could take that headset idea and expand it
and make like a place to do that and maximize
the level of technology. Sure, yeah. I'd need
like a... massive library. Oh, with real books,
I suppose. Well, real books. I mean, you're not
going to want to charge your fucking Kindle all
the time if you're locked in there because of
the nuclear war and you're running off generators.
Oh, I've got one chapter left of this book, but
I don't have any power left. It's like that Burgess
Meredith Twilight Zone where he's so excited
he's the last person alive and he's got all these
books he found, like the Library of Congress
or something, and then his reader glasses drop
off his face and shatter, and then he can't read
any of the books. I would say these places can't
be using fossil fuel for power. They have to
have an alternative fuel source. Yeah, I wonder
what that would be. Well, I mean, if they're
really rich, it could be nuclear. There are nuclear
weapons that are unaccounted for. Let's put it
that way. And they're somewhere, and they're
not in the hands of the bad people. Otherwise,
they would have went off, potentially. Well,
that doesn't mean they're not in the hands of
the bad people. It's just they're in the hands
of bad people that don't want nuclear fallout.
But want to tap into their own rich pleasures.
I'm sure Vladimir Putin has a nuclear weapon
or two that is off the books. Let's put it that
way. Him and all of his friends. Yeah, for sure.
I suppose you'd have to have some sort of triage
room, pharmacy, some kind of medical bay. You'd
definitely have to have a medical bay. And you
would have to have some... long -term method
to manufacture basic drugs. Yep. Like cultures,
live cultures to produce penicillin or something
like that. Yep. Yeah, you'd have to have some
sort of greenhouse or aquaponics or something
that would make your food. Yep. Well, if you
did use fossil fuel, you could recycle the air
from that to feed the plants. I know they do
that at certain coal -fired power plants now.
Oh, sure, yeah. So it could be done that way.
Yep. Always interesting when they start getting
stuff. But yeah, hydroponics, something in that
nature. Yep. Fresh water supply or recycle, air
water, geothermal heat or something. Who knows?
Yeah. There's a TV show about this idea. Oh,
okay. Where all the rich people go. Sarah showed
it to me now. I can't remember what it is, but
it's like the president of the United States
and all the people who ran the country go into
this bunker. Sure. It's like a 1950s American
town, but it's like a television series. Oh,
yeah. Yeah. I don't have any more about the underground
bunkers and the cigar is nasty. It's so fucking
long. I feel like I'm not even halfway. I am
not halfway. I am a quarter of the way at most.
Well, I'm further than you, but I'm not looking
forward to any more of this one. No, it's horrible.
The whiskey makes it worse, too. The whiskey
makes it worse. The whiskey makes it worse. Like
that acetone, like that real like nasty medicinal
acetone. Yeah. Plays with like the top note of
the whiskey because I'm drinking Crown Royal
on ice. And it's mixing with that top note and
making it like sour. Okay. Gross. Gross. Yeah.
Yeah. The sweet note is not covering that like
horrifying like medicinal. I don't even know
how else to describe it. Yeah. I feel like this
one is one that might be too far gone that even
like a tequila cigar wouldn't be good. No, no.
This is like that acrid, acid, like bad. It tastes
bad. Yeah, it's not good. This is all around
not a good cigar. Very gross. All right. Do we
have anything more for the episode? No. Are you
fine calling it? I mean, we were just going to,
like, BS about, you know, underground bunkers
or, you know, you could do, like, who you'd want
to have down there with you or if you'd invite
anybody. I'm surprised neither of us said we'd
want a cigar humidor in our underground bunker.
I mean, you're in an underground bunker. Smoking
shit probably isn't wise. Well, you could have
it vented outside. You could have one room you
go in and close the door and it vents it outside.
That's true. Well, if you had hydroponics, you
could grow your own tobacco and possibly grow
your own cigars, you know. Yeah. You'd have to
do something for like the sunlight or how to
dry them, you know, big oven or something. Bake
them. I don't know what you do. I've never made
a cigar. You would have to have simulators, like
the light walls that people get for seasonal
disorder. Yeah. You'd have to have a ton of those,
like a ton. Yeah. Everywhere. Because people
would lose their fucking minds for sure. Oh,
yeah. No doubt. Yep. 100%. The guys who work
in the missile silos hate it. Yeah. 100 % hate
it. I believe it. All right. Well, I don't know
any more about the underground munkers, unfortunately.
But fortunately for everybody, the topic was
short and the cigar was nasty. So it ended up
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