WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.399 a lot of this wacky shit that people were saying 00:00:02.399 --> 00:00:05.360 turns out wasn't even close to being true but 00:00:05.360 --> 00:00:09.400 it was much much worse uh as far as like implicating 00:00:09.400 --> 00:00:13.500 government officials let's put it that way welcome 00:00:13.500 --> 00:00:19.059 to nice ashes join host mike and nate for cigars 00:00:19.059 --> 00:00:28.539 and culture let's go beyond the smoke What are 00:00:28.539 --> 00:00:31.179 we smoking tonight, Mike? Today? This morning? 00:00:31.300 --> 00:00:33.679 Tomorrow morning? Yesterday morning? Yesterday 00:00:33.679 --> 00:00:36.560 evening? Well, it's 5 o 'clock somewhere. You 00:00:36.560 --> 00:00:39.539 know what I mean? Probably California. But anyway, 00:00:39.780 --> 00:00:44.100 we are smoking the Edition Especial today. All 00:00:44.100 --> 00:00:47.140 right. Which is part of our ongoing series of 00:00:47.140 --> 00:00:53.060 suffering. Oh, no. Oh, no. This one looks fine. 00:00:53.119 --> 00:00:56.450 I've got kind of like... On the wrapper, on the 00:00:56.450 --> 00:00:58.869 external, there's like a slight, like, I don't 00:00:58.869 --> 00:01:01.549 know, kind of a little hole, pinhole or something, 00:01:01.649 --> 00:01:04.090 just in the wrapper and the leaf, you know? And 00:01:04.090 --> 00:01:06.950 on the label, one of the corners is kind of bent 00:01:06.950 --> 00:01:09.750 down, which can happen. It looks like they maybe 00:01:09.750 --> 00:01:12.370 just didn't put any glue there to hold it in, 00:01:12.409 --> 00:01:16.540 but definitely. One that looks its price point, 00:01:16.659 --> 00:01:20.319 I would say. This is extremely rough. Mine is 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:22.519 very rough, and little flakes of wrapper are 00:01:22.519 --> 00:01:24.920 coming off of it as I took it out of the package. 00:01:25.420 --> 00:01:30.060 Yeah, the cap has a delightful taste. That's 00:01:30.060 --> 00:01:32.060 what I screamed about earlier. I'm sure you heard 00:01:32.060 --> 00:01:36.340 me. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's a long fucker, isn't 00:01:36.340 --> 00:01:40.719 it? It's going to be long and hopefully less 00:01:40.719 --> 00:01:46.540 painful than it looks. Tastes so far. All right. 00:01:46.540 --> 00:01:51.040 Well, I'm lit. Sorry. Fuck. All right. First 00:01:51.040 --> 00:01:53.980 puff actually, despite my coughing and whatnot, 00:01:54.140 --> 00:01:56.120 the first puff actually wasn't that bad. Oh, 00:01:56.200 --> 00:01:58.700 the taste of the wrapper in my mouth is horrifying. 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:00.819 Okay. So the second puff was worse than the first 00:02:00.819 --> 00:02:02.719 puff. First puff was good. It tastes like somebody 00:02:02.719 --> 00:02:05.920 rubbed Tylenol on it. Yeah. Yeah. That's an apt 00:02:05.920 --> 00:02:08.210 description. At least whatever that brown coating 00:02:08.210 --> 00:02:11.409 is. Yeah, the first puff wasn't bad, but I think 00:02:11.409 --> 00:02:12.830 it was because it was hot. And then the second 00:02:12.830 --> 00:02:18.050 puff was bad. Again, very bad. I don't know if 00:02:18.050 --> 00:02:20.469 I can do this. Well, we're going to have to do 00:02:20.469 --> 00:02:23.389 as much as we can. Oh, my God. If not for me, 00:02:23.430 --> 00:02:26.330 for the listener. I'm pairing this with water 00:02:26.330 --> 00:02:30.449 and also some Crown Royal. Okay. I was going 00:02:30.449 --> 00:02:32.430 to say, if it's just water, the taste of this, 00:02:32.449 --> 00:02:35.439 you're going to have to up your octane. I'm glad 00:02:35.439 --> 00:02:39.240 that I picked some Crown Royal up. I am pairing 00:02:39.240 --> 00:02:41.860 mine. I saw a new beer on the shelves, and so 00:02:41.860 --> 00:02:45.439 it's a Founders Mortal Bloom Hazy IPA. They are 00:02:45.439 --> 00:02:49.479 the ones that do the all -day IPA and the centennial 00:02:49.479 --> 00:02:53.060 IPA. They usually sell these in 15 packs at your 00:02:53.060 --> 00:02:58.240 local liquor watering hole. Yes. Yes. So for 00:02:58.240 --> 00:03:00.539 this episode, we might as well get right into 00:03:00.539 --> 00:03:04.479 it. I saw something pop across my screen. One 00:03:04.479 --> 00:03:06.460 day. And I thought, wow, that'd be an interesting 00:03:06.460 --> 00:03:10.060 topic. And I went to go try and find stuff on 00:03:10.060 --> 00:03:14.240 it. And there is literally one news story on 00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:18.620 this from the India Times. Oh. And then the Economic 00:03:18.620 --> 00:03:21.419 Times picked it up and republished it. But there's 00:03:21.419 --> 00:03:25.000 the one news story on this thing. And this was 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:28.719 last updated May 6th, 2025. And I'm sure you 00:03:28.719 --> 00:03:30.979 don't know from that cryptic kind of overview 00:03:30.979 --> 00:03:32.780 what it is we're going to talk about, but the 00:03:32.780 --> 00:03:37.159 headline is U .S. spent $21 trillion to build 00:03:37.159 --> 00:03:39.939 secret underground doomsday bunkers for elites, 00:03:40.180 --> 00:03:42.840 claims a former official. Have you heard anything 00:03:42.840 --> 00:03:45.520 about this, Mike? You know what? I am surprised 00:03:45.520 --> 00:03:48.620 that I have not, but I, in fact, have not. Wow. 00:03:49.080 --> 00:03:51.419 Well, we're going to get into it. Probably not 00:03:51.419 --> 00:03:53.400 into the underground bunker, mind you, but we're 00:03:53.400 --> 00:03:55.960 going to get into... this story a little bit. 00:03:56.120 --> 00:03:58.979 And for those of you that think this is all conspiracy 00:03:58.979 --> 00:04:04.300 theory hogwash, I have a list, by God, of actual 00:04:04.300 --> 00:04:07.000 known underground bunkers that have been built 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:09.659 here in the United States and perhaps elsewhere. 00:04:09.939 --> 00:04:12.199 And I have a list of companies who will build 00:04:12.199 --> 00:04:15.159 you one should you have enough money to do that 00:04:15.159 --> 00:04:17.959 sort of thing. So this news article, it is the 00:04:17.959 --> 00:04:20.819 former U .S. housing official Catherine Austin 00:04:20.819 --> 00:04:23.660 Fitz, who was a Bush administration official. 00:04:24.319 --> 00:04:26.360 has alleged that the United States government 00:04:26.360 --> 00:04:28.399 has built an extensive underground network of 00:04:28.399 --> 00:04:31.899 bunkers worth $21 trillion. They were constructed 00:04:31.899 --> 00:04:36.480 between 1998 and 2015 with unauthorized spending, 00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:39.699 according to a report. So this was she was the 00:04:39.699 --> 00:04:42.160 secretary of housing and urban development from 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:46.420 1989 until 1990 under President George H .W. 00:04:46.480 --> 00:04:49.800 Bush. And she made these claims on Tucker Carlson's 00:04:49.800 --> 00:04:53.600 podcast. And he says that they or she says that 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:55.699 the hidden funds were funneled into construction 00:04:55.699 --> 00:04:58.620 of around 170 underground bases across the United 00:04:58.620 --> 00:05:01.600 States. And that some of these are underneath 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:05.740 the ocean. Fitz cited a 2017 report by Michigan 00:05:05.740 --> 00:05:08.839 State University economist Mark Skidmore, which 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:11.000 probed into massive unauthorized financial adjustments 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:12.819 within the Departments of Defense and Housing 00:05:12.819 --> 00:05:15.259 and Urban Development. So there's missing money, 00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:18.180 apparently, out there, as we all know. Oh, I 00:05:18.180 --> 00:05:20.220 guess I should probably also be smoking the cigar, 00:05:20.319 --> 00:05:22.079 right, Mike? I kind of put it down and hoped 00:05:22.079 --> 00:05:24.300 I'd forget about it. I've had seven puffs, and 00:05:24.300 --> 00:05:26.980 I'm counting them because... It's getting less 00:05:26.980 --> 00:05:32.100 bad, but it is. Yeah. This is vile. Vile. I would 00:05:32.100 --> 00:05:34.319 immediately put this down if it were not for 00:05:34.319 --> 00:05:36.160 the show. I would have put it down before I lit 00:05:36.160 --> 00:05:38.600 it. Yeah, I would have tasted the cap and been 00:05:38.600 --> 00:05:42.170 like, oh, no, no. It's, it's, I'm trying not 00:05:42.170 --> 00:05:44.470 to drink the whiskey because I will just get 00:05:44.470 --> 00:05:47.990 drunk and, and not smoke the cigar. Yeah. All 00:05:47.990 --> 00:05:51.709 right. So there are Cold War era bunkers such 00:05:51.709 --> 00:05:53.589 as Colorado Cheyenne Mountain Complex or West 00:05:53.589 --> 00:05:55.750 Virginia's Greenbrier Bunker are well -known 00:05:55.750 --> 00:05:59.680 fits alleges or allegations imply. a much more 00:05:59.680 --> 00:06:02.040 complex and clandestine system created in recent 00:06:02.040 --> 00:06:04.980 decades. This article says there has been no 00:06:04.980 --> 00:06:07.600 evidence presented to substantiate her claims. 00:06:07.620 --> 00:06:09.920 So she's just going on and saying that. She's 00:06:09.920 --> 00:06:11.879 an investment banker by profession and has been 00:06:11.879 --> 00:06:14.620 famous for advancing controversial theories such 00:06:14.620 --> 00:06:17.680 as those regarding COVID -19 vaccinations and 00:06:17.680 --> 00:06:20.959 international mind control conspiracies. So I 00:06:20.959 --> 00:06:22.680 guess you can take... Those two things aren't... 00:06:22.839 --> 00:06:25.800 exactly the same thing no and they're not necessarily 00:06:25.800 --> 00:06:27.819 because you believe one crazy thing doesn't mean 00:06:27.819 --> 00:06:30.300 some other completely also crazy thing isn't 00:06:30.300 --> 00:06:32.819 happening you know i mean you can believe a crazy 00:06:32.819 --> 00:06:34.680 thing and have some other crazy thing happen 00:06:34.680 --> 00:06:37.339 right like the covid thing is starting to come 00:06:37.339 --> 00:06:40.579 out now so yeah yeah a lot of this wacky shit 00:06:40.579 --> 00:06:43.019 that people were saying turns out wasn't even 00:06:43.019 --> 00:06:45.439 close to being true but it was much much worse 00:06:45.439 --> 00:06:48.660 uh as far as like implicating government officials 00:06:49.370 --> 00:06:51.629 Let's put it that way. Yeah, it was what was 00:06:51.629 --> 00:06:53.769 promised was not what was delivered or the safety 00:06:53.769 --> 00:06:56.250 that was promised just wasn't there. No, and 00:06:56.250 --> 00:06:58.269 there's allegations now that it might have came 00:06:58.269 --> 00:07:00.649 out of a lab from North Carolina under direct 00:07:00.649 --> 00:07:03.370 government supervision. Sure. Which is, you know, 00:07:03.370 --> 00:07:05.569 another lab leak theory that isn't necessarily, 00:07:05.949 --> 00:07:08.810 the covering of it up is the problem, you know. 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:12.980 Yeah. I mean, we're beyond it now. And, you know, 00:07:13.019 --> 00:07:15.139 we've had other instances of this sort of thing 00:07:15.139 --> 00:07:18.379 happen with a lot of, you know, top secret things 00:07:18.379 --> 00:07:20.120 or things that were conspiracy theories that 00:07:20.120 --> 00:07:22.939 have later turned out to be covert operations 00:07:22.939 --> 00:07:25.360 by the United States government. So it's not 00:07:25.360 --> 00:07:27.959 out of the realm of possibility. And I don't 00:07:27.959 --> 00:07:29.540 know what their timeline is for declassifying 00:07:29.540 --> 00:07:32.379 a lot of these things. Apparently for the Epstein 00:07:32.379 --> 00:07:34.899 client list, never. But other things they'll 00:07:34.899 --> 00:07:37.920 put out right away. So maybe they just weren't 00:07:37.920 --> 00:07:39.240 ready for people to know about these bunkers 00:07:39.240 --> 00:07:41.160 yet, and that's why there's only one reported 00:07:41.160 --> 00:07:44.100 article about it. Right. It's possible. It's 00:07:44.100 --> 00:07:46.639 also possible that it's nonsense, but it continues. 00:07:46.740 --> 00:07:47.620 Well, yeah, it's also possible it's nonsense. 00:07:48.180 --> 00:07:51.000 It's also possible that it's just in the grand 00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:52.740 scheme of things, it's not really that interesting. 00:07:53.040 --> 00:07:55.220 I mean, that could be too. You know, other news 00:07:55.220 --> 00:07:56.579 outlets looked at it and like, well, we don't 00:07:56.579 --> 00:07:58.819 necessarily have any proof, but I don't know 00:07:58.819 --> 00:08:00.620 that we can run with it. Right. Well, I mean, 00:08:00.660 --> 00:08:03.079 like Cheyenne Mountain's an active base, so. 00:08:03.560 --> 00:08:06.000 They are in Cheyenne Mountain. Well, yeah. And 00:08:06.000 --> 00:08:07.980 we're going to talk about some of these that 00:08:07.980 --> 00:08:10.860 we actually know about. Perfect. And then, you 00:08:10.860 --> 00:08:12.699 know, we can make up our minds, or the listener, 00:08:12.779 --> 00:08:15.920 you can make up your mind on what you believe, 00:08:15.920 --> 00:08:17.980 if you believe that they're still building these 00:08:17.980 --> 00:08:20.600 for the rich elite, or if they're not, if we're 00:08:20.600 --> 00:08:23.079 done building them. You could even say that all 00:08:23.079 --> 00:08:24.620 the ones here we're going to go through, that 00:08:24.620 --> 00:08:26.100 they're all conspiracy theories and don't exist. 00:08:26.600 --> 00:08:29.230 But some of them you can actually go tour. That's 00:08:29.230 --> 00:08:31.430 where we are with that. So there's a lot of conspiracy 00:08:31.430 --> 00:08:33.870 theories and rumors about underground bunkers 00:08:33.870 --> 00:08:36.049 built for wealthy people in the United States. 00:08:36.149 --> 00:08:39.110 Some of them are very clearly exaggerated or 00:08:39.110 --> 00:08:42.490 fictional, but some of them are very, very real. 00:08:42.669 --> 00:08:45.389 And they've been developed and they're accessible 00:08:45.389 --> 00:08:49.230 usually only to the wealthy. I was looking at 00:08:49.230 --> 00:08:51.009 the website for one of them. You know, they start 00:08:51.009 --> 00:08:53.070 around, what do they start around? They start 00:08:53.070 --> 00:08:56.909 around 1 .5 mil for like a half floor, for a 00:08:56.909 --> 00:08:59.340 half floor one. Sure. Which isn't that crazy 00:08:59.340 --> 00:09:00.659 in the grandstand. It's not really that crazy. 00:09:00.779 --> 00:09:03.000 If you want a full floor unit, it's $3 million. 00:09:03.379 --> 00:09:05.679 They also have a survival condo penthouse, state 00:09:05.679 --> 00:09:07.820 -of -the -art and luxury, and a custom high -security 00:09:07.820 --> 00:09:10.419 luxury and multi -use bunker complex, which don't 00:09:10.419 --> 00:09:13.039 have prices. But we'll get into that. This is 00:09:13.039 --> 00:09:17.399 the Atlas Missile Silo Survival Condo, survivalcondo 00:09:17.399 --> 00:09:20.539 .com, with, of course, a big eagle on it and 00:09:20.539 --> 00:09:23.820 a wreath, olive branch wreath or something. I 00:09:23.820 --> 00:09:25.700 don't know. Some bullshit, whatever it is. But 00:09:25.700 --> 00:09:28.539 anyway, the first one we know about. is the Survival 00:09:28.539 --> 00:09:30.980 Condo Project, and this one's in Kansas. It's 00:09:30.980 --> 00:09:33.879 a former Atlas missile silo in Kansas. It's a 00:09:33.879 --> 00:09:36.220 luxury survival bunker that's been built into 00:09:36.220 --> 00:09:38.899 a decommissioned missile silo, and it features 00:09:38.899 --> 00:09:42.220 private movie theater, swimming pool, gym, aquaponic 00:09:42.220 --> 00:09:44.940 farm, armory, and private apartments with full 00:09:44.940 --> 00:09:48.440 security systems. So it sounds like a pretty 00:09:48.440 --> 00:09:51.519 nice Airbnb. Don't know what the cleaning fee 00:09:51.519 --> 00:09:54.080 on that is, though. Units for the price of this 00:09:54.080 --> 00:09:56.279 one, there's not really a price, but units have 00:09:56.279 --> 00:09:58.460 been reportedly sold for millions of dollars. 00:09:58.679 --> 00:10:01.139 And the purpose that it was built for was to 00:10:01.139 --> 00:10:04.519 house the ultra wealthy in case of a global catastrophe, 00:10:04.720 --> 00:10:07.860 such as a nuclear war or pandemic. I don't know. 00:10:07.879 --> 00:10:09.639 Are we allowed to say pandemic still? I don't 00:10:09.639 --> 00:10:12.340 remember, Mike. I think it's okay now. We're 00:10:12.340 --> 00:10:15.120 in the clear. Okay. Thank goodness. All right. 00:10:15.139 --> 00:10:18.519 The next one is the Greenbrier Bunker, and that's 00:10:18.519 --> 00:10:21.200 in West Virginia. It's underneath the Greenbrier 00:10:21.200 --> 00:10:24.039 Resort. It's a secret government facility built 00:10:24.039 --> 00:10:26.080 during the Cold War to house Congress in case 00:10:26.080 --> 00:10:28.519 of a nuclear attack. Have you heard of this bunker, 00:10:28.639 --> 00:10:30.919 Mike? In passing, I think I heard it because 00:10:30.919 --> 00:10:33.740 of September 11th. People were evacuated there. 00:10:33.860 --> 00:10:36.120 Sure. But I don't know anything about it other 00:10:36.120 --> 00:10:38.940 than just, you know, in passing. Yes, it has 00:10:38.940 --> 00:10:41.399 since been decommissioned. It was exposed in 00:10:41.399 --> 00:10:44.929 1992, and now it's open for tours. Interesting. 00:10:45.210 --> 00:10:47.549 Well, it's not necessarily for the rich specifically. 00:10:47.590 --> 00:10:50.690 It adds credibility to the existence of hidden 00:10:50.690 --> 00:10:52.870 underground infrastructure in the United States. 00:10:53.029 --> 00:10:54.970 So if this one was built during the Cold War, 00:10:55.269 --> 00:10:57.470 who knows how many others might have been built 00:10:57.470 --> 00:11:00.370 during that same time or since that time that 00:11:00.370 --> 00:11:02.429 haven't come to light. Can I talk about the cigar 00:11:02.429 --> 00:11:05.590 again? Oh, I wish you would. It's not getting 00:11:05.590 --> 00:11:08.610 better. I haven't had any of my whiskey yet. 00:11:08.769 --> 00:11:12.590 Yeah, it's time to start. Yeah, this is like... 00:11:12.799 --> 00:11:16.019 The worst cigar I've ever had. We're going to 00:11:16.019 --> 00:11:18.460 smoke as much of this as we can. If this is a 00:11:18.460 --> 00:11:21.600 short episode, you know, we don't often abandon 00:11:21.600 --> 00:11:24.159 cigars in the middle of an episode. But if we 00:11:24.159 --> 00:11:26.320 have to, we have to. So that's definitely an 00:11:26.320 --> 00:11:29.820 option. It's not good. It's consistently bad. 00:11:29.980 --> 00:11:33.919 So, I mean, you know, consistently bad. This 00:11:33.919 --> 00:11:35.980 is worse than the worst cigarette I've ever had. 00:11:37.379 --> 00:11:41.200 And I've had some pretty shitty cigarettes. Yeah, 00:11:41.240 --> 00:11:43.080 I guess that's an interesting question. Would 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:45.600 I rather smoke a cigarette than this? I'd probably 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:47.460 rather just smoke nothing at all because I don't 00:11:47.460 --> 00:11:50.059 like cigarettes, but I'd rather smoke nothing. 00:11:50.259 --> 00:11:51.860 If you said you have to either smoke this or 00:11:51.860 --> 00:11:54.860 a cigarette, I'd be like, nah, I'm okay. I won't 00:11:54.860 --> 00:11:57.259 be smoking anything today. In the either or, 00:11:57.440 --> 00:12:00.500 I mean, a Marlboro tastes better than this, and 00:12:00.500 --> 00:12:05.600 Marlboros tastes like shit. Yeah. Paul Malls 00:12:05.600 --> 00:12:08.379 are absolute trash, and they're better than this. 00:12:08.580 --> 00:12:12.200 Yeah. This one is not. Not delightful. But you 00:12:12.200 --> 00:12:14.460 know which one was? Was that Cuban Delights. 00:12:14.519 --> 00:12:16.399 That one was good. That was one that punched 00:12:16.399 --> 00:12:19.799 above its weight. Yes, yes. Well, this is all 00:12:19.799 --> 00:12:22.820 out of the same bundle. Sure. As you know. How 00:12:22.820 --> 00:12:26.580 much did this one cost, Mike? Did they pay us 00:12:26.580 --> 00:12:34.259 for this one? They were $1. On sale. I think 00:12:34.259 --> 00:12:38.750 you got swindled, Mike. You got swindled. Yes. 00:12:39.090 --> 00:12:42.750 Who even makes these? Do we know? I have no idea. 00:12:43.990 --> 00:12:46.590 Whoever makes them needs to be punished, though. 00:12:46.850 --> 00:12:51.129 Yeah, they sell them on Thompson Cigar. Don't 00:12:51.129 --> 00:12:54.250 smoke this. Yeah, let's see. I guess there's 00:12:54.250 --> 00:12:57.529 a band called the Edison Special. All right. 00:12:57.610 --> 00:13:01.190 Holt Cigar has them. Is this it? Is this the 00:13:01.190 --> 00:13:03.870 same one? Mike, say your catchphrase. What's 00:13:03.870 --> 00:13:06.340 my catchphrase? Go bowling. Google the show. 00:13:06.580 --> 00:13:09.320 Fuck, yeah. Wikipedia the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:13:09.320 --> 00:13:13.120 Google the show. So what's pulling up is a La 00:13:13.120 --> 00:13:16.700 Aroma de Cuba Adiciona special, but that's not 00:13:16.700 --> 00:13:20.519 what this is. This is something worse. Was this 00:13:20.519 --> 00:13:23.679 so bad they banned it from the internet? Maybe. 00:13:24.120 --> 00:13:26.820 I mean, they don't have a manufacturer on the 00:13:26.820 --> 00:13:29.620 label. Let's put it that way. No, and we should 00:13:29.620 --> 00:13:32.669 know better. We should know better. I'm not, 00:13:32.690 --> 00:13:35.070 you know what? I'm not finding this cigar anywhere. 00:13:35.690 --> 00:13:40.649 Oh, my God. It is the nasty. Where did you say 00:13:40.649 --> 00:13:42.649 you bought this one from, Mike? Thompson Cigar. 00:13:42.809 --> 00:13:47.649 Thompson Cigar. All right. Well, good Lord. This 00:13:47.649 --> 00:13:52.049 thing is not good. This is, yeah, this is worse 00:13:52.049 --> 00:13:54.370 than a cult blood red moon. Other than the fact 00:13:54.370 --> 00:13:56.570 that I had expectations for the cult blood red 00:13:56.570 --> 00:13:58.990 moon. Yeah, I think this is probably worse than 00:13:58.990 --> 00:14:01.240 the underground shade even. And I'm not even 00:14:01.240 --> 00:14:03.320 finding them on Thompson Cigar right now, so 00:14:03.320 --> 00:14:06.759 they distanced themselves from this fucking thing, 00:14:06.840 --> 00:14:09.159 I guess. Anyway, it's not important. I can't 00:14:09.159 --> 00:14:12.399 find it online, so I guess that's tough. Don't 00:14:12.399 --> 00:14:14.820 buy it. If you want the enjoyment of trying this 00:14:14.820 --> 00:14:17.539 cigar, more power to you, check out the Instagram, 00:14:17.720 --> 00:14:21.279 the album art, and do a Google image search, 00:14:21.320 --> 00:14:22.919 see if you can find it, because I'm not going 00:14:22.919 --> 00:14:24.700 to do that. It's awful. All right, you're ready 00:14:24.700 --> 00:14:27.340 for the next bunker, Mike? Yeah, underground 00:14:27.340 --> 00:14:32.399 bunkers. Let's make it happen. Welcome to my 00:14:32.399 --> 00:14:35.120 underground lair. All right, this one's not in 00:14:35.120 --> 00:14:38.139 the United States. This one is Opidum, and it 00:14:38.139 --> 00:14:41.080 is in Europe. So it's located in the Czech Republic. 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:43.419 It's often cited in discussions about underground 00:14:43.419 --> 00:14:45.820 bunkers for billionaires, and it offers a glimpse 00:14:45.820 --> 00:14:47.759 of what similar U .S.-based facilities might 00:14:47.759 --> 00:14:49.700 be like, massive underground estates with luxury 00:14:49.700 --> 00:14:52.740 amenities and self -sustaining features. So we're 00:14:52.740 --> 00:14:55.080 not the only country that does this, and if there's 00:14:55.080 --> 00:14:57.179 other countries doing it... That kind of leads 00:14:57.179 --> 00:14:59.500 me to believe that we're also doing it more than 00:14:59.500 --> 00:15:01.399 we're mentioning. I would have the tendency to 00:15:01.399 --> 00:15:03.860 agree with that. Yeah. Here's some that are just 00:15:03.860 --> 00:15:06.019 kind of like rumored. Of course, everybody's 00:15:06.019 --> 00:15:08.519 favorite. One of everybody's fucking favorite 00:15:08.519 --> 00:15:11.960 conspiracy theories is in Colorado, the Denver 00:15:11.960 --> 00:15:14.440 International Airport. There is so many conspiracy 00:15:14.440 --> 00:15:16.210 theories about that building. Have you ever looked 00:15:16.210 --> 00:15:18.370 any of those up, Mike? Yes, like the horse is 00:15:18.370 --> 00:15:21.889 satanic and it has a massive cock. Yeah, yeah, 00:15:21.909 --> 00:15:26.230 yeah. Yep, so they've got all those extracurricular 00:15:26.230 --> 00:15:28.830 conspiracy theories, extracurricular for our 00:15:28.830 --> 00:15:30.870 episode's sake. And there's also claims of vast 00:15:30.870 --> 00:15:32.769 underground tunnels or even cities beneath the 00:15:32.769 --> 00:15:36.389 airport. Of course, Nevada, Area 51, people have 00:15:36.389 --> 00:15:38.129 been claiming hidden facilities, government, 00:15:38.210 --> 00:15:41.850 military, others allege to be ultra -secure refuges. 00:15:42.440 --> 00:15:45.320 for the elites. These ones are mostly speculative. 00:15:45.340 --> 00:15:48.580 There's no really verified details, but supported 00:15:48.580 --> 00:15:50.539 by the fact that the U .S. military and government 00:15:50.539 --> 00:15:54.080 do operate large underground complexes like the 00:15:54.080 --> 00:15:57.480 Cheyenne Mountain Complex is another one. And 00:15:57.480 --> 00:16:00.820 then there's also the Vivos Group Bunkers. So 00:16:00.820 --> 00:16:03.240 it's a company that offers shared or private 00:16:03.240 --> 00:16:05.360 bunkers, survival bunkers across the United States 00:16:05.360 --> 00:16:08.100 marketed to wealthy clients. Some of theirs are 00:16:08.100 --> 00:16:10.299 retrofitted Cold War bunkers and others are new 00:16:10.299 --> 00:16:12.480 constructions. They offer high -end accommodations 00:16:12.480 --> 00:16:15.860 and long -term survivability. So I do know that 00:16:15.860 --> 00:16:18.820 there's, this isn't really a bunker in a sense 00:16:18.820 --> 00:16:20.399 of like, you know, for rich people, but there's 00:16:20.399 --> 00:16:22.240 that, I think it's in Greenland, that bunker 00:16:22.240 --> 00:16:24.080 with all the seeds. They collect all the seeds 00:16:24.080 --> 00:16:27.980 from every plant on the planet so they can reforest. 00:16:28.299 --> 00:16:30.600 Global Seed Bank. I think they have one in Switzerland 00:16:30.600 --> 00:16:33.129 as well. Sure, yeah. They likely have a couple 00:16:33.129 --> 00:16:35.370 locations, I would imagine. All right, so the 00:16:35.370 --> 00:16:37.169 fact is that there are real underground luxury 00:16:37.169 --> 00:16:39.370 bunkers in the United States, some of which are 00:16:39.370 --> 00:16:42.009 repurposed Cold War military infrastructure, 00:16:42.049 --> 00:16:44.509 or some of them are purpose -built for disaster 00:16:44.509 --> 00:16:46.769 preparedness. There's also some fictional claims 00:16:46.769 --> 00:16:49.149 of vast underground cities for elites. They're, 00:16:49.149 --> 00:16:51.950 you know, speculative until evidence comes out, 00:16:52.029 --> 00:16:54.279 I suppose, right? Now... When it comes to the 00:16:54.279 --> 00:16:56.080 underground city, I have an argument to make, 00:16:56.139 --> 00:16:58.500 and this is going to be a little break, but I 00:16:58.500 --> 00:17:00.700 happen to know a couple people that work at the 00:17:00.700 --> 00:17:03.000 Denver airport. There's thousands and thousands 00:17:03.000 --> 00:17:05.740 of just electricians that work there, let alone 00:17:05.740 --> 00:17:08.299 the thousands and thousands of other guys. So 00:17:08.299 --> 00:17:09.859 if you're going to build an underground city, 00:17:10.119 --> 00:17:14.079 you would need a massive support staff to maintain 00:17:14.079 --> 00:17:17.980 it, let alone the even bigger percentage of people 00:17:17.980 --> 00:17:20.420 to build it. So you'd have to have maintenance 00:17:20.420 --> 00:17:23.480 crews full time to maintain and underground anything. 00:17:23.859 --> 00:17:26.259 Yeah. Whether it's being used or not, it has 00:17:26.259 --> 00:17:28.420 to be maintained. Like it will just degrade with 00:17:28.420 --> 00:17:31.460 time. So like a city like that, you would have 00:17:31.460 --> 00:17:33.759 hundreds of people maintaining it. Where are 00:17:33.759 --> 00:17:35.400 these people? Like they are not going to live 00:17:35.400 --> 00:17:38.079 there and you can't get rid of them. Yeah. I 00:17:38.079 --> 00:17:39.839 mean, you can't. Like now they're specialized. 00:17:40.440 --> 00:17:43.140 You can say that they were talking bad about 00:17:43.140 --> 00:17:45.180 Boeing and whistleblowing and then they just 00:17:45.180 --> 00:17:48.609 wind up dead, right? I mean. Yes and no, because 00:17:48.609 --> 00:17:50.849 the specialist who knows how to maintain your 00:17:50.849 --> 00:17:53.450 la -la -la system that only exists for this underground 00:17:53.450 --> 00:17:56.369 city. Yeah. Probably an important person. Like, 00:17:56.390 --> 00:17:58.970 you got to make that person happy so they don't 00:17:58.970 --> 00:18:02.049 go AWOL. You know what I mean? Yes. That is true. 00:18:02.390 --> 00:18:04.569 They could be robots, Mike. They could have robots. 00:18:04.930 --> 00:18:07.490 Yeah, maybe. I mean, maybe Elon's down there 00:18:07.490 --> 00:18:16.410 pushing a mop, right? Yep. Chainsaw. It's a peaceful 00:18:16.410 --> 00:18:19.690 life. All right. Okay. So here's some more. We 00:18:19.690 --> 00:18:21.450 already talked about the Survival Condo Project. 00:18:22.289 --> 00:18:26.170 That one was built by Survival Condo LLC, developed 00:18:26.170 --> 00:18:29.210 by Larry Hall. We've got the Vivos X -Point, 00:18:29.450 --> 00:18:33.369 which is near Edgemont, South Dakota, by the 00:18:33.369 --> 00:18:38.119 Vivos Group. And it is over 575 former U .S. 00:18:38.119 --> 00:18:40.559 military bunkers repurposed into private survival 00:18:40.559 --> 00:18:43.500 shelters. It features customizable interiors, 00:18:43.619 --> 00:18:46.900 blast -proof doors, and space for up to 5 ,000 00:18:46.900 --> 00:18:49.299 people. Yes. That's kind of a shocking number, 00:18:49.420 --> 00:18:51.640 5 ,000 people. I mean, it's repurposed military 00:18:51.640 --> 00:18:55.019 bunkers, but... Right. I mean, it's not surprising 00:18:55.019 --> 00:18:58.079 because it's ex -military shit, and there's all 00:18:58.079 --> 00:19:01.740 sorts of stuff underground in the central part 00:19:01.740 --> 00:19:04.170 of the United States. There's no one there to 00:19:04.170 --> 00:19:06.670 watch. Let's put it that way. Yeah. Yeah. The 00:19:06.670 --> 00:19:08.930 population is so sparse. You could do yourself 00:19:08.930 --> 00:19:11.750 a nice little digging project. All right. Vivos, 00:19:11.769 --> 00:19:15.250 Indiana. It's in an undisclosed location in Indiana. 00:19:15.470 --> 00:19:18.210 And this is also by the Vivos group. It's a private, 00:19:18.230 --> 00:19:20.369 fully equipped underground survival shelter complex. 00:19:20.650 --> 00:19:23.430 So I wonder how anybody knows about it since 00:19:23.430 --> 00:19:25.769 nobody knows where it is. Or nobody who knows 00:19:25.769 --> 00:19:29.089 where it is is speaking. I guess, right? Important 00:19:29.089 --> 00:19:31.710 distinction to make. We've got the Vivos Europa 00:19:31.710 --> 00:19:34.769 1. It's not in the United States, but it is in 00:19:34.769 --> 00:19:37.670 Rothenstein, Germany by the Vivos Group again. 00:19:38.089 --> 00:19:40.069 It's one of the most luxurious private bunkers 00:19:40.069 --> 00:19:42.210 in the world, and it's used as a model for similar 00:19:42.210 --> 00:19:44.529 U .S. projects. There's a Greenbrier bunker, 00:19:44.589 --> 00:19:46.609 as we talked about. It's also codenamed Project 00:19:46.609 --> 00:19:49.690 Greek Island, and it's in White Sulphur Springs, 00:19:49.869 --> 00:19:52.490 West Virginia, beneath the Greenbrier Resort. 00:19:52.569 --> 00:19:54.269 It was built by the United States government 00:19:54.269 --> 00:19:56.750 in the Cold War era, decommissioned, and open 00:19:56.750 --> 00:19:59.750 for public tours now. And it was originally built 00:19:59.750 --> 00:20:02.170 as a relocation center for Congress during nuclear 00:20:02.170 --> 00:20:06.349 war. This cigar is terrible. Cheyenne Mountain 00:20:06.349 --> 00:20:09.470 Complex. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Raven Rock Mountain 00:20:09.470 --> 00:20:13.009 Complex, Site R. It is a Pennsylvania -Maryland 00:20:13.009 --> 00:20:16.049 border near Blue Ridge Summit. It was built by 00:20:16.049 --> 00:20:17.750 the United States Department of Defense, and 00:20:17.750 --> 00:20:19.849 it's not for civilians, but it's often cited 00:20:19.849 --> 00:20:22.049 in discussions of underground facilities, and 00:20:22.049 --> 00:20:25.589 it is a backup Pentagon facility. So I guess, 00:20:25.630 --> 00:20:28.089 you know, not all of these are necessarily escapes 00:20:28.089 --> 00:20:31.569 for the wealthy elite, but, you know, redundancies 00:20:31.569 --> 00:20:34.410 for our governmental system. But they all show 00:20:34.410 --> 00:20:36.490 what we're capable of building underground, I 00:20:36.490 --> 00:20:39.490 suppose. What the government is capable of doing, 00:20:39.609 --> 00:20:42.630 for sure. Yeah. The government has a lot of money. 00:20:42.970 --> 00:20:45.230 Yeah. That being said, like, do I think Elon 00:20:45.230 --> 00:20:47.470 Musk and Jeff Bezos have underground bunkers? 00:20:47.529 --> 00:20:49.890 Like, fuck yeah, they do. Of course they do. 00:20:50.130 --> 00:20:52.650 Like, I would be shocked if Bill Gates didn't 00:20:52.650 --> 00:20:54.549 have it. Yeah. I'll bet you they have rocket 00:20:54.549 --> 00:20:56.970 ships in their backyard ready to launch into 00:20:56.970 --> 00:21:01.269 space, you know. Like, oh no, something too terrible 00:21:01.269 --> 00:21:02.690 is happening. We're just going to go up in space 00:21:02.690 --> 00:21:07.049 and wait it out. Possibly. I think Bill Gates' 00:21:07.190 --> 00:21:09.390 house is on a mountain and he owns a mountain, 00:21:09.470 --> 00:21:12.769 so. It wouldn't be surprising if he had a big 00:21:12.769 --> 00:21:15.190 -ass bunker inside of the mountain that he already 00:21:15.190 --> 00:21:22.069 owns. Yeah. Him and Diddy and Epstein. Wow. There's 00:21:22.069 --> 00:21:27.869 no saying where Ghislaine is. Yeah. Okay. We've 00:21:27.869 --> 00:21:30.109 got the Cheyenne Mountain Complex in Colorado 00:21:30.109 --> 00:21:32.869 Springs, Colorado. It was built by the United 00:21:32.869 --> 00:21:35.549 States military in NORAD. Military command center 00:21:35.549 --> 00:21:37.769 hardened against nuclear attacks. It's still 00:21:37.769 --> 00:21:41.299 active with limited access. Is that the one they 00:21:41.299 --> 00:21:44.720 use in Stargate SG -1? Yes, it is. That's what 00:21:44.720 --> 00:21:49.319 I was going to say. Also, the base for SG -1. 00:21:49.599 --> 00:21:52.160 Yep. There we go. The Stargate program. Yeah, 00:21:52.160 --> 00:21:53.440 the Stargate program, because there's more than 00:21:53.440 --> 00:21:56.339 one Stargate team. Okay, but we're getting a 00:21:56.339 --> 00:22:02.740 sidetracked here. This thing's burning unevenly, 00:22:02.740 --> 00:22:06.000 and I would like to blame it on the cigar, which 00:22:06.000 --> 00:22:08.079 it kind of is because it's terrible, and I'm 00:22:08.079 --> 00:22:10.980 not enjoying smoking it. My fault for not smoking 00:22:10.980 --> 00:22:13.000 it as much as I should be. Well, I'm smoking 00:22:13.000 --> 00:22:15.579 it more than anyone should be, my God. I think 00:22:15.579 --> 00:22:17.079 you're probably smoking it more than me because 00:22:17.079 --> 00:22:20.660 I'm letting it very cool burn. I don't know why, 00:22:20.759 --> 00:22:23.920 man. Let's get through this shit, and then we're 00:22:23.920 --> 00:22:26.079 going to talk a little bit about what we'd want 00:22:26.079 --> 00:22:27.380 in an underground bunker after I get through 00:22:27.380 --> 00:22:29.640 this list, and then we can wrap it because this 00:22:29.640 --> 00:22:33.460 cigar is nasty. Okay. Yeah. There is a bunker 00:22:33.460 --> 00:22:36.779 near Las Vegas called the Underground House. 00:22:37.240 --> 00:22:40.700 It was built by Jerry Henderson, a 1970s entrepreneur. 00:22:41.200 --> 00:22:44.019 It's privately owned and used as a luxury underground 00:22:44.019 --> 00:22:46.779 home. It has a swimming pool, artificial lawn, 00:22:47.000 --> 00:22:49.980 murals of outdoor scenes. I want to say I saw 00:22:49.980 --> 00:22:51.880 a movie or something where they were in an underground 00:22:51.880 --> 00:22:54.839 bunker like that, where it was like very 1950s, 00:22:54.839 --> 00:22:57.279 like retro paintings, like murals on the wall. 00:22:57.380 --> 00:22:59.319 And there's actually like a little house built 00:22:59.319 --> 00:23:01.319 in there and AstroTurf. I can't remember what 00:23:01.319 --> 00:23:03.740 it was. Doesn't matter. We can look it up later. 00:23:03.900 --> 00:23:06.380 And then we did talk about the Opidum in the 00:23:06.380 --> 00:23:08.500 Czech Republic, and that was private developers. 00:23:08.619 --> 00:23:10.720 It's an underground estate for billionaires, 00:23:10.720 --> 00:23:13.119 and it's not in the United States, but it's relevant 00:23:13.119 --> 00:23:15.319 for understanding the global market for elite 00:23:15.319 --> 00:23:18.579 bunkers. There's some notable companies for building 00:23:18.579 --> 00:23:21.140 or retrofitting bunkers. You've got Survival 00:23:21.140 --> 00:23:24.519 Condo, LLC, based in Kansas. They specialize 00:23:24.519 --> 00:23:28.079 in missile silo conversions. You've got the Vivos 00:23:28.079 --> 00:23:30.000 Group, and they've got multiple locations in 00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:31.859 the United States and Europe. You have Atlas 00:23:31.859 --> 00:23:33.900 Survival Shelters, and they're based in Texas, 00:23:34.019 --> 00:23:36.200 because of course they are. And they build steel 00:23:36.200 --> 00:23:38.519 bunkers for installation. You've got Rising S 00:23:38.519 --> 00:23:40.859 Company, another one based in Texas, and they 00:23:40.859 --> 00:23:42.420 build custom underground bunkers, safe rooms, 00:23:42.519 --> 00:23:45.500 and storm shelters. And then Quantum Bunkers, 00:23:45.519 --> 00:23:49.519 and they specialize in EMP -proof and NBC -resistant 00:23:49.519 --> 00:23:53.440 shelters. That is what is known about underground 00:23:53.440 --> 00:23:57.160 bunkers and cities. Not really cities, but underground 00:23:57.160 --> 00:24:00.160 things in the United States and a couple outside 00:24:00.160 --> 00:24:03.200 of our borders. What would you put in a bunker, 00:24:03.420 --> 00:24:07.799 Mike, if you had an unlimited budget? A bowling 00:24:07.799 --> 00:24:15.140 alley and a YMCA. You knew I was going to say 00:24:15.140 --> 00:24:16.839 bowling alley. Come on. You got to have a bowling 00:24:16.839 --> 00:24:19.700 alley with a big nice bar and the tables and 00:24:19.700 --> 00:24:22.880 the golf simulator and the fucking dartboards. 00:24:23.140 --> 00:24:24.940 Of course, the kegs. A little gambling room. 00:24:25.259 --> 00:24:27.059 Yeah. Yeah. You got to have a little gambling 00:24:27.059 --> 00:24:30.000 room and, you know, a little manufacturer to 00:24:30.000 --> 00:24:33.079 make new bowling balls maybe. Yeah. Or. Yeah, 00:24:33.119 --> 00:24:35.680 all the tools for sure. Yeah, I'd definitely 00:24:35.680 --> 00:24:39.460 want a real nice movie theater, you know. Yes. 00:24:39.579 --> 00:24:42.289 I was going to say. A movie theater and probably 00:24:42.289 --> 00:24:45.789 like a 3D simulator. Sure, yeah. Like a multi 00:24:45.789 --> 00:24:48.329 -use 3D simulator. Or just like an Oculus Rift 00:24:48.329 --> 00:24:51.170 chair or something. Like the Zero -G. Right. 00:24:51.250 --> 00:24:53.769 You know, where you put on the, what is it, the 00:24:53.769 --> 00:24:55.690 VR headset? Right. Well, that's what I mean. 00:24:55.730 --> 00:24:58.069 You could take that headset idea and expand it 00:24:58.069 --> 00:25:01.410 and make like a place to do that and maximize 00:25:01.410 --> 00:25:04.750 the level of technology. Sure, yeah. I'd need 00:25:04.750 --> 00:25:08.299 like a... massive library. Oh, with real books, 00:25:08.339 --> 00:25:10.059 I suppose. Well, real books. I mean, you're not 00:25:10.059 --> 00:25:11.920 going to want to charge your fucking Kindle all 00:25:11.920 --> 00:25:14.559 the time if you're locked in there because of 00:25:14.559 --> 00:25:16.200 the nuclear war and you're running off generators. 00:25:17.200 --> 00:25:20.099 Oh, I've got one chapter left of this book, but 00:25:20.099 --> 00:25:22.220 I don't have any power left. It's like that Burgess 00:25:22.220 --> 00:25:24.259 Meredith Twilight Zone where he's so excited 00:25:24.259 --> 00:25:26.140 he's the last person alive and he's got all these 00:25:26.140 --> 00:25:27.700 books he found, like the Library of Congress 00:25:27.700 --> 00:25:30.339 or something, and then his reader glasses drop 00:25:30.339 --> 00:25:32.519 off his face and shatter, and then he can't read 00:25:32.519 --> 00:25:37.980 any of the books. I would say these places can't 00:25:37.980 --> 00:25:40.839 be using fossil fuel for power. They have to 00:25:40.839 --> 00:25:43.099 have an alternative fuel source. Yeah, I wonder 00:25:43.099 --> 00:25:45.920 what that would be. Well, I mean, if they're 00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:48.279 really rich, it could be nuclear. There are nuclear 00:25:48.279 --> 00:25:52.339 weapons that are unaccounted for. Let's put it 00:25:52.339 --> 00:25:54.039 that way. And they're somewhere, and they're 00:25:54.039 --> 00:25:55.940 not in the hands of the bad people. Otherwise, 00:25:56.059 --> 00:25:58.000 they would have went off, potentially. Well, 00:25:58.079 --> 00:25:59.299 that doesn't mean they're not in the hands of 00:25:59.299 --> 00:26:01.039 the bad people. It's just they're in the hands 00:26:01.039 --> 00:26:03.920 of bad people that don't want nuclear fallout. 00:26:04.240 --> 00:26:06.559 But want to tap into their own rich pleasures. 00:26:06.980 --> 00:26:09.640 I'm sure Vladimir Putin has a nuclear weapon 00:26:09.640 --> 00:26:12.180 or two that is off the books. Let's put it that 00:26:12.180 --> 00:26:19.079 way. Him and all of his friends. Yeah, for sure. 00:26:19.380 --> 00:26:24.220 I suppose you'd have to have some sort of triage 00:26:24.220 --> 00:26:28.480 room, pharmacy, some kind of medical bay. You'd 00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:30.420 definitely have to have a medical bay. And you 00:26:30.420 --> 00:26:33.559 would have to have some... long -term method 00:26:33.559 --> 00:26:38.240 to manufacture basic drugs. Yep. Like cultures, 00:26:38.380 --> 00:26:41.380 live cultures to produce penicillin or something 00:26:41.380 --> 00:26:44.519 like that. Yep. Yeah, you'd have to have some 00:26:44.519 --> 00:26:48.220 sort of greenhouse or aquaponics or something 00:26:48.220 --> 00:26:52.460 that would make your food. Yep. Well, if you 00:26:52.460 --> 00:26:55.380 did use fossil fuel, you could recycle the air 00:26:55.380 --> 00:26:58.559 from that to feed the plants. I know they do 00:26:58.559 --> 00:27:00.440 that at certain coal -fired power plants now. 00:27:00.579 --> 00:27:03.569 Oh, sure, yeah. So it could be done that way. 00:27:03.730 --> 00:27:05.930 Yep. Always interesting when they start getting 00:27:05.930 --> 00:27:08.390 stuff. But yeah, hydroponics, something in that 00:27:08.390 --> 00:27:12.109 nature. Yep. Fresh water supply or recycle, air 00:27:12.109 --> 00:27:14.650 water, geothermal heat or something. Who knows? 00:27:14.849 --> 00:27:17.589 Yeah. There's a TV show about this idea. Oh, 00:27:17.589 --> 00:27:19.809 okay. Where all the rich people go. Sarah showed 00:27:19.809 --> 00:27:21.089 it to me now. I can't remember what it is, but 00:27:21.089 --> 00:27:22.750 it's like the president of the United States 00:27:22.750 --> 00:27:24.829 and all the people who ran the country go into 00:27:24.829 --> 00:27:29.099 this bunker. Sure. It's like a 1950s American 00:27:29.099 --> 00:27:31.599 town, but it's like a television series. Oh, 00:27:31.619 --> 00:27:35.740 yeah. Yeah. I don't have any more about the underground 00:27:35.740 --> 00:27:39.220 bunkers and the cigar is nasty. It's so fucking 00:27:39.220 --> 00:27:41.940 long. I feel like I'm not even halfway. I am 00:27:41.940 --> 00:27:44.839 not halfway. I am a quarter of the way at most. 00:27:45.859 --> 00:27:50.079 Well, I'm further than you, but I'm not looking 00:27:50.079 --> 00:27:53.420 forward to any more of this one. No, it's horrible. 00:27:53.640 --> 00:27:56.230 The whiskey makes it worse, too. The whiskey 00:27:56.230 --> 00:27:58.930 makes it worse. The whiskey makes it worse. Like 00:27:58.930 --> 00:28:02.049 that acetone, like that real like nasty medicinal 00:28:02.049 --> 00:28:05.970 acetone. Yeah. Plays with like the top note of 00:28:05.970 --> 00:28:07.970 the whiskey because I'm drinking Crown Royal 00:28:07.970 --> 00:28:10.970 on ice. And it's mixing with that top note and 00:28:10.970 --> 00:28:15.210 making it like sour. Okay. Gross. Gross. Yeah. 00:28:15.349 --> 00:28:18.589 Yeah. The sweet note is not covering that like 00:28:18.589 --> 00:28:21.789 horrifying like medicinal. I don't even know 00:28:21.789 --> 00:28:24.690 how else to describe it. Yeah. I feel like this 00:28:24.690 --> 00:28:26.849 one is one that might be too far gone that even 00:28:26.849 --> 00:28:29.910 like a tequila cigar wouldn't be good. No, no. 00:28:29.970 --> 00:28:34.589 This is like that acrid, acid, like bad. It tastes 00:28:34.589 --> 00:28:37.650 bad. Yeah, it's not good. This is all around 00:28:37.650 --> 00:28:41.490 not a good cigar. Very gross. All right. Do we 00:28:41.490 --> 00:28:44.470 have anything more for the episode? No. Are you 00:28:44.470 --> 00:28:46.049 fine calling it? I mean, we were just going to, 00:28:46.069 --> 00:28:47.690 like, BS about, you know, underground bunkers 00:28:47.690 --> 00:28:50.529 or, you know, you could do, like, who you'd want 00:28:50.529 --> 00:28:52.529 to have down there with you or if you'd invite 00:28:52.529 --> 00:28:55.170 anybody. I'm surprised neither of us said we'd 00:28:55.170 --> 00:28:57.569 want a cigar humidor in our underground bunker. 00:28:57.869 --> 00:29:01.730 I mean, you're in an underground bunker. Smoking 00:29:01.730 --> 00:29:04.549 shit probably isn't wise. Well, you could have 00:29:04.549 --> 00:29:06.869 it vented outside. You could have one room you 00:29:06.869 --> 00:29:08.630 go in and close the door and it vents it outside. 00:29:08.890 --> 00:29:11.259 That's true. Well, if you had hydroponics, you 00:29:11.259 --> 00:29:13.460 could grow your own tobacco and possibly grow 00:29:13.460 --> 00:29:16.079 your own cigars, you know. Yeah. You'd have to 00:29:16.079 --> 00:29:17.819 do something for like the sunlight or how to 00:29:17.819 --> 00:29:20.359 dry them, you know, big oven or something. Bake 00:29:20.359 --> 00:29:22.019 them. I don't know what you do. I've never made 00:29:22.019 --> 00:29:24.140 a cigar. You would have to have simulators, like 00:29:24.140 --> 00:29:27.140 the light walls that people get for seasonal 00:29:27.140 --> 00:29:30.740 disorder. Yeah. You'd have to have a ton of those, 00:29:30.900 --> 00:29:34.140 like a ton. Yeah. Everywhere. Because people 00:29:34.140 --> 00:29:36.940 would lose their fucking minds for sure. Oh, 00:29:36.940 --> 00:29:40.759 yeah. No doubt. Yep. 100%. The guys who work 00:29:40.759 --> 00:29:43.960 in the missile silos hate it. Yeah. 100 % hate 00:29:43.960 --> 00:29:47.599 it. I believe it. All right. Well, I don't know 00:29:47.599 --> 00:29:49.240 any more about the underground munkers, unfortunately. 00:29:49.779 --> 00:29:52.980 But fortunately for everybody, the topic was 00:29:52.980 --> 00:29:55.859 short and the cigar was nasty. So it ended up 00:29:55.859 --> 00:29:58.880 working out. Do not smoke this cigar. But do 00:29:58.880 --> 00:30:01.859 follow us on Instagram. Give us a like, a review. 00:30:01.980 --> 00:30:05.849 Check out our Patreon and our website. And as 00:30:05.849 --> 00:30:08.710 always, thanks for listening. Be safe, have fun.