1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,680 Welcome to Nice Ashes, I'm Nate. 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,400 And I'm Mike. 3 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,280 What are we smoking, Mike? 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:13,600 We are smoking the Knuckle Buster Maduro. 5 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:16,000 Which sounds really good. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,000 Punch! 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Right, it's a punch cigar. 8 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,840 Uh, yeah, it is a punch cigar. 9 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,440 That has punch on the label. 10 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:26,080 Not a mainline punch, but it does have it on the label. 11 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:33,440 The cap was spicy when I wetted it, and the first few puffs are spicy, as one could expect 12 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,560 from the cap. 13 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:38,840 You've been ahead of me, last cigar and this cigar. 14 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:40,120 I'm still lighting. 15 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:47,760 Yeah, well, by season three, if I'm not at your pace or above, I'm not learning hard 16 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:50,120 enough or something like that. 17 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:53,920 My lovely wife and I went to the theater recently. 18 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:54,920 I saw. 19 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,320 We went downtown. 20 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,320 Very nice. 21 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,320 Yeah. 22 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:07,400 I will tell you, gentlemen, all of you listening, downtown Minneapolis reeks of piss and broken 23 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,400 things. 24 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,640 Definitely does. 25 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:10,640 Piss and weed. 26 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:11,640 Piss and weed. 27 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,240 We, I didn't smell any weed. 28 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,000 I only smelled urine. 29 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,560 We parked in a private building, obviously. 30 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,640 We're going downtown to the theater. 31 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,840 You can guess which one. 32 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:27,200 We got off the ramp and the ramp smelled like urine. 33 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,360 Went into the things. 34 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:32,760 We went to Candyland, which is a very famous candy shop. 35 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:33,760 Very nice. 36 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:34,760 Directly outside of Candyland. 37 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:35,760 I have been. 38 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,760 Yeah, directly outside of Candyland. 39 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:38,760 Urine. 40 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:39,760 Markets. 41 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:41,480 On the street. 42 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,040 Broken trees. 43 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,400 Somebody fell onto a tree and broke it off. 44 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,240 I can't believe anybody did it on purpose. 45 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,240 They fell over. 46 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,640 I get it. 47 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,240 But broken trees and urine. 48 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,720 That's what the streets were like. 49 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,240 It was very disappointing. 50 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:59,200 Ambience not met. 51 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,200 Just saying. 52 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,720 Well, hey, at least the buildings weren't on fire. 53 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,520 So you got that going for you. 54 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:08,600 Well, you know, three years, four years, whatever the fuck it is. 55 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:09,600 Indeed. 56 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,360 And that's, that's correct, Nate. 57 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,840 It was sad because I've been to Candyland. 58 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:19,940 The last time I went to Candyland, I was driving my vehicle and not Sarah's. 59 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:27,480 That was the famous incident where my truck got rear ended with a hitch and we turned 60 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:34,320 them in to the company that rents vehicles to people who had body damage. 61 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,320 You remember that? 62 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,360 I think I told you. 63 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:41,800 So if you rear end somebody, don't just drive away. 64 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:49,160 I called them in because I saw their vehicle sideline and hopefully they got in trouble. 65 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:53,060 I don't know, but my vehicle didn't take any damage. 66 00:02:53,060 --> 00:02:54,060 That's for sure. 67 00:02:54,060 --> 00:02:59,000 Mike does have a robust rear end and it's very rare for it to become damaged. 68 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,080 Well, my pickup has a robust rear end. 69 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:03,080 That's for damn sure. 70 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,080 Oh, the pickup. 71 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,080 Okay. 72 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,080 Yeah, that's right. 73 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 74 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:11,440 We were downtown with my truck and we got rear ended in my pickup and I had a hitch. 75 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:17,560 So they hit my hitch and they backed up and tried to pass us on the right. 76 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:23,880 This person, whoever they were, had a car from an auto body shop where they damaged 77 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,560 their original vehicle and they had a loaner car. 78 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:30,320 So they took the loaner car and they rear ended my pickup truck. 79 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,280 Got into a portage. 80 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:39,040 Yeah, they ran to my pickup truck by the Target Center right downtown and they tried to pass 81 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,040 me and drive away. 82 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,040 Classic. 83 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:45,200 It was classic. 84 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,720 Sarah and I talk about it all the time. 85 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,640 So dumb, so stupid. 86 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:52,040 So we went again to the candy shop. 87 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,740 It smelled like piss everywhere. 88 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:54,880 It's crazy. 89 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,300 We got to clean up our downtown areas. 90 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:58,920 It's not safe. 91 00:03:58,920 --> 00:03:59,920 It's bizarre. 92 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:03,320 And there's security personnel and everything there. 93 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:08,160 Everybody's there that should be there, but God damn it, if it doesn't smell like piss. 94 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,680 I mean, people are pissing everywhere. 95 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:11,680 It's insane. 96 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:16,280 I mean, breaking trees off and being crazy, you know, it's not right. 97 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:19,320 I don't know how else to tell you. 98 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:24,880 I should be able to go downtown and enjoy a show and spend my money and go home safe. 99 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:25,880 It's not that way. 100 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:26,880 Well, not smell piss. 101 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:27,880 I know the Europeans... 102 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:28,880 Piss and broken things. 103 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:32,880 They break broken things, you know? 104 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,160 It's not okay. 105 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:39,760 I know European cities have a lot of trouble with peeing and that was when I spent a month 106 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:46,680 living in London when I was in college and when it did an internship over there. 107 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:51,760 And it was bizarre to me, but everybody there, instead of like peeing in the thing in the 108 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:55,920 bar or the pub or the club, you go out in the street and just pee on the side of the 109 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:56,920 building. 110 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:03,600 Well, since going there and coming back, I've read stories of they've developed like anti-urine 111 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:07,160 paint so that when you pee on the side of the building that has this paint on it, it 112 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:10,720 basically repels the pee back onto the person pissing. 113 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:16,040 So I don't know if we need that sort of thing downtown Minneapolis or what the situation 114 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,440 is with that. 115 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:21,360 But I do know that it does smell like piss a lot down there. 116 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,360 It does. 117 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:29,720 I wore tech pants today, like technical hiking pants, and I pissed in a urinal and my pants 118 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,440 had piss on them. 119 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:37,120 I urinated into the urinal and then I had at least equal amount of piss on my pants 120 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,120 directly. 121 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,120 You're just doing it wrong. 122 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,960 You're just doing it wrong. 123 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:41,960 Pissing too hard, apparently. 124 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:42,960 Yeah. 125 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:43,960 Yeah. 126 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:44,960 You're too eager about it. 127 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:49,840 Also, outside of the candy shop in downtown Minneapolis, I don't think I should have to 128 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:54,120 smell urine in the hallway with a fucking security guard there. 129 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,120 It's crazy. 130 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,200 I don't understand what the problem is. 131 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,000 That's where you're wrong. 132 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,160 You should be smelling it everywhere. 133 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,240 It's the state smell, right? 134 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,240 You got the state birds. 135 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,240 It's crazy. 136 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,240 And there's like broken trees. 137 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:13,240 They got those little trees in the sidewalks and they're broken off, like big trees. 138 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,040 Somebody might have fell into them and broke them off. 139 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:19,200 I feel like somebody broke them up with this though. 140 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:24,160 It has been hella windy too, so I don't know, but I didn't see the damage. 141 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,160 There is no tree to which is the diameter of all of them. 142 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,160 I don't know. 143 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,160 I didn't see the fucking damage. 144 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,160 It's sad. 145 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,160 It's pathetic. 146 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,160 I can't understand. 147 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:36,800 You tell me I'm the cynical and negative one and it could have been the wind. 148 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:37,800 I don't know. 149 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,680 Dude, I don't want to think bad about people. 150 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:45,120 I want to think good about people, but jeezy crazy, you know, we should have nice things. 151 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,040 We should have nice things. 152 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,200 Everybody should experience nice things. 153 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,500 There's no reason for it. 154 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:53,840 Are you saying you want everybody to have a pony? 155 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,080 Almost like they're a brony. 156 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,640 Ooh, is that what we're talking about this episode, Mike? 157 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:03,320 We are going to talk about bronies. 158 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:09,280 I'll have you know I'm drinking a Sierra Nevada Juicy Little Thing IPA, which isn't that the 159 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:10,560 name of one of the ponies? 160 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,560 The Juicy Little Thing? 161 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:15,320 Dude, I'm not going to get into the name of ponies. 162 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,520 That's fucking weird. 163 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,800 That's fucking weird. 164 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:28,080 All right, so I feel like this is going to kind of harken back to like the 1950s McCarthyism. 165 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,800 Are you now or have you ever been a brony, Mike? 166 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:38,200 I am not a brony, but I was there for the start of broniesm and I looked out on it. 167 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:44,380 And now I'm more accepting of broniesm than I was then because I was negative brony. 168 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:47,240 When broniesm started, I was there. 169 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:48,240 I'm anti-brony now. 170 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,720 You were a bronony. 171 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,920 You're anti-brony or you were anti-brony then? 172 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:54,120 I'm an anti-brony now. 173 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,080 At the time I was pro-brony. 174 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,840 I was cool with the bronies. 175 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:02,000 You were a brony and now you're a pronony. 176 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,960 Yeah, I was pro-brony. 177 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,680 I just thought of the best. 178 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:06,680 Now I'm anti-brony. 179 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:07,680 Yeah. 180 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,440 I am pro-brony. 181 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:16,720 I just thought of the best RPF ship I could create for you and all the bronies. 182 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:17,720 That's what I'll be doing. 183 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:18,720 I'll be working on that. 184 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:22,000 Maybe I'll let you read it or I'll send it to Hasbro. 185 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Perfect. 186 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 So, broniesm. 187 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:29,080 What is broniesm for the listeners who don't understand? 188 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,360 Which I'm guessing is everybody. 189 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,360 Or some of them. 190 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,360 Bronies. 191 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:41,800 If they understand broniesm, then they are old hats and they don't need to listen and 192 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,860 they can just enjoy the show. 193 00:08:43,860 --> 00:08:46,880 For the rest of us who are not old hats. 194 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,760 Maybe they know what a bronie is, but they don't know the details. 195 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,720 For those of us who are not old hats. 196 00:08:53,720 --> 00:09:01,080 So the beginning of broniesm was something that started where it was on the edge of normal 197 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:07,120 behavior, quote unquote normal behavior on the internet and it went too far. 198 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:11,160 Because once you start, you can't stop, right? 199 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:14,000 Once you start a role, you can't stop it. 200 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:21,300 At the time, circa 2010, 2009, you could have a lot of thoughts. 201 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:24,880 You could say something and it was off the cuff. 202 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,120 It didn't matter. 203 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:30,600 But if it gained momentum, it got out of control. 204 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:40,120 So broniesm started like circa 2009, 2010 on 4chan back in the day with the good ones, 205 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,520 the real ones. 206 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:49,320 But if we were to talk, one of the horses from the pony princess palladium or whatever, 207 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,320 right? 208 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,320 Like we have this- 209 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:54,080 Is it a horse or is it a pony? 210 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,080 Both. 211 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,200 They're princess ponies, right? 212 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,480 Broniesm is princess ponies. 213 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,640 Remind me of the name of the show, Nate. 214 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,960 What's the name of the original show? 215 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,880 It's not about what the original show is. 216 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:08,880 My Little Pony. 217 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:09,880 Oh, no. 218 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,040 It's not my little horse. 219 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,040 It's my little pony. 220 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,600 Isn't a pony different than a horse? 221 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,920 Yeah, for you and I maybe. 222 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:24,800 Back in the day, 2009, 2010, these things mattered. 223 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:30,000 But somebody said, let's fuck one of the horses from My Little Pony. 224 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,520 And broniesm began. 225 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:35,960 It started as a meme, my friends. 226 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:36,960 Somebody said- 227 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:37,960 Yeah, I don't believe that. 228 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,960 I don't believe that. 229 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:44,760 Of the old days, of the original times, of the internet. 230 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,520 Let's fuck one of those horses from My Little Pony. 231 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:51,120 Now, I need to make a very clear distinction. 232 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,920 And this is a fact. 233 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:59,200 Ponies are full grown horses that are less than 14.2 hands high. 234 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,200 And when they have babies, those babies are called foals. 235 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,760 Ponies aren't a subspecies of horse. 236 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:08,600 They're actual horses, just smaller than a cutoff point. 237 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,920 But ponies are not baby horses. 238 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,200 So they are horses. 239 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:17,280 So they're shorter than what you would consider maybe a full horse. 240 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:18,280 Sure. 241 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:21,240 I don't think real horse terminology matters. 242 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:26,320 What I think matters is that back in the olden days, when we were all young bucks- 243 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,800 Yeah, people wanted to fuck. 244 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:32,120 Those guys said, I want to fuck ponies from My Little Pony. 245 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,040 And those people- 246 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:39,800 Alright, so in the middle of Mike's explanation of what a brony is, he hit restart on his 247 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,400 computer update. 248 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:43,400 Not quite, but yes. 249 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:46,200 And now I'm recording on my phone. 250 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,400 So I'm a fool. 251 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,400 Blame me. 252 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,400 It is all good. 253 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,800 All the problems of your life. 254 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:56,920 Realistically, Mike is a problem for every problem you have in your life. 255 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,560 So blame me. 256 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,960 And that is what bronyism is, in a nutshell. 257 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:05,160 They blame, bronies blame Mike. 258 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,480 And bronies blame Mike. 259 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:12,960 So circa 09, 010, guys were watching My Little Pony. 260 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:16,000 They're getting off to it somehow on the internet. 261 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:22,560 And all of us guys back in the day, we encouraged them to do the things they were doing, which 262 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:25,800 is watching My Little Pony getting off on it. 263 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:29,160 For some reason, they were watching ponies. 264 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:35,560 So Hasbro, I think is the company, made ponies for the bronies. 265 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:42,040 So these adult men are watching this child show about ponies. 266 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:46,120 About ponies and they're pushing agendas. 267 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:49,080 And everybody is going in this circle. 268 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:53,000 The pony show is about children, but the pony show is that has adults. 269 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,920 And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 270 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,160 And we're all doing this weird circle. 271 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,200 So the nerd shows start showing up. 272 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:08,720 There weren't any nerd conventions previous to like 2001 for sure. 273 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,200 And now these nerd shows are showing up. 274 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:17,520 So My Little Pony has this convention space at these nerd shows with bronies. 275 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:18,880 They don't have any children. 276 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:24,240 And now we have bronies because there's adult men watching My Little Pony jerking off to 277 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,240 horses. 278 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,400 So really short, really short update. 279 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:34,000 I don't want to get into details for you gentlemen, but I can tell you that circa 2009, it was 280 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,120 a joke. 281 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:41,680 And we on the internet, maybe I was one of them, pushed these bronies and getting into 282 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:42,680 ponies. 283 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:45,600 And that by 11, they were into ponies. 284 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,420 They were into pony. 285 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:51,880 And by 12, ponies started showing up at convention circles. 286 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:56,640 And adult men were showing up to conventions for nerd shit. 287 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:01,920 You go do a convention show, we're going to go see Tool, we're going to go see Primus, 288 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,320 we're going to go see Jerking Off the Ponies. 289 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,080 That's how it worked. 290 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,320 Is that a good cap? 291 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,320 Is that a good cap? 292 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,800 I know we jumped. 293 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,440 I'm sorry, gentlemen. 294 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,800 I failed at life and I did not do the right thing. 295 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:20,480 And I am the brony expert around here because I love the bronies. 296 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,480 They're hilarious. 297 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,280 I might have known some bronies. 298 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:31,120 It's weird, really weird how it's weird, really weird. 299 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:36,960 But the bronies jerk off to imaginary horse characters that are pink. 300 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,000 And blue and yellow and purple and all that. 301 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,640 And bro, yeah, it's like Care Bears, it's like Care Bears, but ponies. 302 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,360 Yeah, or Teletubbies. 303 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:51,920 Mike, would you say the bronies are attracted to actual horses and ponies or just the My 304 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,240 Little Pony ponies? 305 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,280 No, absolutely not. 306 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:59,200 The bronies are absolutely not attracted to actual horses or actual ponies. 307 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:05,720 They are online people that instead of anime girls, it's anime ponies. 308 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:12,680 Right now, right now, circa 2024, there are people who are anime girl attracted. 309 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,800 You know about that. 310 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:14,960 Everybody knows about that. 311 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,480 Anime girls attracted. 312 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,680 They're not anime girl attracted. 313 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:22,400 They are pony animated attracted. 314 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,520 It's fucking weird, dudes, but it's real. 315 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,520 It's bizarre. 316 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,400 And they follow the stories. 317 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:33,880 That's the other part is that these bronies, they watch all the stories. 318 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,840 Like you and I would follow the stories of Asoka. 319 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:37,840 Asoka. 320 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,160 Like I am a Soka fan. 321 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,680 I do Clone Wars. 322 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,680 I'm a big Clone Wars animated fan. 323 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:48,960 I think Asoka is the best character in Star Wars universe. 324 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:57,360 These bronies, they watch the animated versions of My Little Pony and they imagine in their 325 00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:02,600 heads adult storylines on top of the child's storylines. 326 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,840 They want to fuck the ponies. 327 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,720 It's interesting and weird. 328 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:13,560 Like I do not want to fuck Asoka in Star Wars animated universe and Asoka is my favorite 329 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:14,560 character. 330 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:22,960 She's really the only animated Star Wars universe minus that horrible show that we all got in 331 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,920 the book that Nathan shared. 332 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,160 I do not want to fuck Asoka. 333 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,160 I have no special trust. 334 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,960 But that book wasn't a picture book. 335 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:29,960 You know what I mean? 336 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:30,960 No, it was a novel. 337 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:31,960 Yeah. 338 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,880 They don't have novels either. 339 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,820 These bronies don't have novels either. 340 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:39,040 It's like an online community of art people. 341 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,360 So I guess I didn't get into that. 342 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,200 The bronies are very good at Photoshop. 343 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,360 They all have GIMP, which is what I use. 344 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,360 I do not use Photoshop. 345 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,360 Same. 346 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:49,840 I do not own rights to Photoshop. 347 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,160 I use GIMP, which is... 348 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,160 You know. 349 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,160 Yeah. 350 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,160 So do you. 351 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,160 I use mostly... 352 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,000 I think I use almost 100% open source software in my life. 353 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000 I use... 354 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,360 Well, we're getting a little too close to the cuff here. 355 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:08,520 I use open source software for my personal life and I use officially authorized software 356 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,120 in my professional life. 357 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,120 Is that acceptable? 358 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,120 Well, yeah. 359 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,120 Same. 360 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,120 Same. 361 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,120 Yeah. 362 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:18,280 In my personal life, I use all open source software. 363 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,280 Yes. 364 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,280 Which I use GIMP. 365 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,280 I mean not all. 366 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,560 You're having Apple after all, but... 367 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,560 Apple after all. 368 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,560 That ain't no lie. 369 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:26,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 370 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:31,280 These guys are using open source software to make images for each other to jerk off 371 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,280 on. 372 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:37,640 Like My Little Pony is a company, whatever company they're originally from, which doesn't 373 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,120 even matter anymore. 374 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:47,800 The subculture is all like sex shit and they take the storylines and reimagine them for 375 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,280 adults. 376 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:54,560 I would love to get a storyline from the bronies. 377 00:17:54,560 --> 00:18:00,000 Like, give us some context. 378 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,960 I'm gonna try to find it, bro. 379 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,040 I don't know. 380 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,720 I don't know if I can do that. 381 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,720 I don't want to go to jail. 382 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,800 I don't know why you would go to jail. 383 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,140 Here's the issue of the bronies. 384 00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,680 They want to talk about these fucking guys. 385 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,960 It's like animated. 386 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:25,320 They imagine themselves in the My Little Pony universe and they jerk off about fucking ponies, 387 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,140 but it's My Little Pony, like little kid stories. 388 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:33,380 So we can try to get the origin story of the bronie. 389 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:42,960 The weird part, they want to put in an adult version to the My Little Pony stories from 390 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:43,960 the beginning. 391 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:47,920 So it's almost impossible to get an origin. 392 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,380 The real origin is on 4chan. 393 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:57,800 On 4chan, these goddamn cocksuckers were encouraged to be weirdos on 4chan because 394 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,640 4chan is bad in many ways. 395 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,680 4chan is good in many ways. 396 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:09,840 These weirdos were encouraged to just go off and now every goddamn story of My Little Pony 397 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,720 has an adult version. 398 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,780 You can look it up online if you want to. 399 00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:19,400 If you have a child that watches My Little Pony, there's an adult version of every My 400 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,440 Little Pony story. 401 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,560 There's an alternate reality. 402 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,880 Let's put it that way. 403 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:29,400 There's an alternate reality of My Little Pony and that's what the bronies live in. 404 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:35,600 It has nothing, really nothing to do with My Little Pony that your children look at. 405 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,600 Yeah. 406 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:42,360 So I think what you're trying to say is the My Little Pony show is not inherently sexual 407 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,360 and whatever. 408 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,360 No. 409 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:49,520 It's just that these bronies have watched it and taken it and in their own mind and 410 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,320 in their own fan fiction stuff have made it so. 411 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,780 I do have one question for you, Mike. 412 00:19:54,780 --> 00:20:02,720 These bronies that want to fuck the My Little Ponies, do they envision themselves fucking 413 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:06,720 the My Little Ponies as humans or do they have like pony personas? 414 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,040 They have pony dolls. 415 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,620 They have pony dolls. 416 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:12,820 They want to fuck the ponies. 417 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,480 That is no joke, bro. 418 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,520 They want to fuck the ponies. 419 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,240 There's no persona. 420 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,040 They want to bang ponies. 421 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,040 Not real ponies. 422 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,040 Okay. 423 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,040 Drawn ponies. 424 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:33,000 So there are pony dolls that they make that have orifices for like fleshlights or other 425 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,320 inserts so they can bang pony dolls. 426 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,320 Yeah. 427 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,460 They bang. 428 00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:44,400 If you're a brony, you buy a my pony doll of your favorite pony and you insert like 429 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:53,680 a fleshlight of some kind, a male masturbation device of some kind, and you bang the pony 430 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,880 with the thing in it and then you clean it out obviously. 431 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:04,280 I imagine they sell conversion kits at the Brony Conventions, right? 432 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,280 Never been. 433 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,280 Why don't you tell me? 434 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,280 To a fuck toy? 435 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,280 To a fuck toy? 436 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:13,080 Why don't you tell me what they do? 437 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:18,200 You're just trying to get nice ashes to go to a Brony Convention and do an episode there 438 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,760 so that you can get your conversion. 439 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:26,800 Let me tell you, I'd go to any Brony Convention that anybody legitimately invited me to. 440 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:30,160 And my wife and I would go outside of nice ashes. 441 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:35,000 If I was invited to a real Brony event, I would fucking go. 442 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,360 For sure. 443 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,360 It's weird. 444 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,000 I was there at the start. 445 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,320 It was a joke and then it became real. 446 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,240 You know what I'm saying? 447 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,800 Like it was a fucking joke. 448 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,640 And then it became huge. 449 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,640 Way too huge. 450 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,120 Like there's a lot of Bronies out there, aren't there? 451 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,120 There's a lot of Bronies out there. 452 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:56,240 And then tens of thousands, literally tens of thousands. 453 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,360 That's the part that's crazy is that it's such a short story. 454 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,260 Like 4chan created it. 455 00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:08,000 People accepted it and they took off with it and then now it's this thing. 456 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:13,200 And people want to make them sound like, you know, bad people, quote unquote, because they're 457 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,200 not normal. 458 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,920 And they're certainly not normal. 459 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,400 But they're not hurting anybody. 460 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,360 They just want to do something that's not normal. 461 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,360 Yeah. 462 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:26,520 And because it's not like they're not attracted to the little boys and girls that watch My 463 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,520 Little Pony. 464 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,080 They're just attracted to the ponies in My Little Pony. 465 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,080 Well, you hit it on the head. 466 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,080 I was trying to avoid it. 467 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,960 They're not into that. 468 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:40,720 They're like internet people that watch shows and somehow through the magic of the internet, 469 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:47,600 instead of being attracted to men and women the way that I am, they're attracted to characters 470 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:52,920 on the show that happen to be ponies. 471 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,040 Fuck off, by the way. 472 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:58,040 I saw what you did there. 473 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,040 I was trying to be inclusive. 474 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,040 You said attracted to men and women like myself. 475 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,040 I was trying to be inclusive, motherfucker. 476 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,040 I was trying to be super inclusive. 477 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:15,160 OK, I'll send you your little virtue signaling badge in the mail, but I'm going to put your 478 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,640 zip code in brackets. 479 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,720 Listen, if it looks like a woman, I want to fuck it. 480 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,720 That's it. 481 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,640 I don't know if it looks like a woman. 482 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,080 I want to fuck it. 483 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,960 I'm not interested in anything else. 484 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:31,500 We're going to talk about Richard Dolls all later. 485 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,500 Maybe next episode. 486 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,500 We'll see. 487 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:37,280 I'm not even sure how well we explained it because it was so fucked up with my recording 488 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,280 and your recording. 489 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:41,360 I also have a significant amount of cigar left. 490 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:42,360 Do you? 491 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,680 I'm down to like an inch and a half. 492 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:44,680 I have two inches. 493 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,680 OK, that's fine. 494 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,680 We're pretty obvious then. 495 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:47,680 Yeah, we're close enough. 496 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:53,800 So the bronies, again, it's like there's not a lot of research to be done, guys. 497 00:23:53,800 --> 00:24:00,080 It's just an Internet meme that happened back in the day by old, old people. 498 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:06,840 Mike, you said it started as a meme, but there had to have been one person at the very beginning 499 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,840 that wanted to fuck a My Little Pony for somebody to encourage. 500 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,040 Had to have been. 501 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,320 I don't know the original guy, bro. 502 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,840 Who knows who that person is? 503 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:15,840 I know. 504 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:22,400 I'm not saying you did, but it's not like somebody said, hey, it would be a funny meme 505 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,800 is if somebody wanted to fuck a pony for My Little Pony. 506 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,840 And then somebody else was like, you know what? 507 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,040 Actually, I do want to fuck a pony for My Little Pony. 508 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:33,000 It was probably somebody wanted to fuck a pony for My Little Pony and was like, hey, 509 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,080 does anybody else want to fuck the pony for My Little Pony? 510 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,360 And then somebody took that and made fun of it to the point that a lot of people wanted 511 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,360 to fuck My Little Ponies. 512 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,360 Possibly. 513 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:41,360 Yeah, yeah, possibly. 514 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:45,240 There's like a whole subculture of people that want to fuck ponies for My Little Pony. 515 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,640 They don't want to fuck children. 516 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,600 They don't want to fuck ponies. 517 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:54,400 They want to fuck My Little Ponies specifically, like online. 518 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:58,760 Not just the My Little Ponies, but the My Little Women and the My Little Children too. 519 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:04,200 Bro, they make My Little Ponies specifically so you can fuck them by the company that makes 520 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,200 My Little Pony. 521 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,520 Hasbro makes My Little Pony fuck dolls. 522 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:09,520 That's correct. 523 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:10,520 That's where we're at in life, guys. 524 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,520 What does one of those run, Mike? 525 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:12,520 What does one of those run? 526 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,760 I mean, what an exciting time to be alive. 527 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:20,760 I may have looked it up right now, Nate, and I hate you for making me look at it. 528 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:21,760 My Little Pony. 529 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:28,720 I mean, I don't even know what a regular woman shaped sex doll costs. 530 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,520 Fuck doll. 531 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:36,120 Look it up. 532 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:39,520 You're using an incognito window, right, in your browser, Mike? 533 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:40,960 That's regular. 534 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:41,960 Don't care. 535 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,960 Looks like upper 200s. 536 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,960 They're cheapy. 537 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,960 So cheap. 538 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,560 Cheaper than an actual pony. 539 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,920 I have an access window. 540 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,480 I'm over 18. 541 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,480 Access-pervident. 542 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,480 Oh no. 543 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,480 Yeah. 544 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,000 $1,900 for a good one. 545 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,640 I went onto a website that said access-pervident. 546 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,080 And kicks or what? 547 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,640 $1,900, my friends, for a pony. 548 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,200 Like the real pony shit. 549 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,200 Does it wiggle and jiggle or what does it do? 550 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,200 $1,900. 551 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,200 Does it make you a sandwich after or what? 552 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:25,380 There's a subsect of the internet that has sex doll shit, right? 553 00:26:25,380 --> 00:26:27,040 We're not part of it, you and I. 554 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,120 Hopefully none of our listeners are doing that. 555 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,560 I'm getting a guess. 556 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:35,120 Given the 12 listeners that I know, we're not doing it. 557 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,280 I don't care if you have a sex doll. 558 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,280 Why would I care? 559 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,280 No. 560 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:43,160 12 listeners, of all I know, we all know each other. 561 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,880 I know every listener. 562 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,680 I'm not judging you for having a sex doll. 563 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,280 But if you have a My Little Pony sex doll for fucking- 564 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,280 You know the one in Germany? 565 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,280 $1,900? 566 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,280 I'm judging you. 567 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,280 Eh, I don't care. 568 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,400 You want to have a $1,900 My Little Pony you can fuck. 569 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,720 I guess more power to you, right? 570 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,400 Bro, you could have paid me $1,900. 571 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:05,400 I could have made a sex exhibit in your house with electricity. 572 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,680 I'm not against it. 573 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,480 I like where this is going. 574 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,800 I'm not against it. 575 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:19,280 But if you have $1,900 to spend on a sex doll, you could spend that $1,900 to improve yourself 576 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,120 and find ladies. 577 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:24,880 And I know that if you're trying to fuck My Little Pony sex dolls, you're probably not 578 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,420 looking for ladies. 579 00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:28,560 But you should probably be looking for ladies. 580 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,520 I don't know. 581 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:35,240 That is beyond the cuff for my acceptable level. 582 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,400 You know what I'm saying? 583 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,880 I want to be accepting of all people. 584 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,320 But you're going beyond- 585 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:47,880 I was part of the original My Little Pony craze of like, oh yeah, you should fuck My 586 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:48,880 Little Pony. 587 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,360 Oh yeah, fuck My Little Pony. 588 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:54,360 I remember that because it was a joke and then it became real. 589 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,000 It's not real. 590 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,160 You can't fuck My Little Pony. 591 00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,480 That's the thing, guys. 592 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:08,240 People judge the bronies like they're pedophiles or like they're animal people, whatever. 593 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,240 They're not. 594 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:13,260 They're specifically into My Little Pony. 595 00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:17,060 They're not bestiality people and they're not pedophiles. 596 00:28:17,060 --> 00:28:19,880 They probably would be otherwise, maybe. 597 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:20,880 You know? 598 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,880 Maybe that's an argument. 599 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:31,680 The My Little Ponies are a lot more like the anime people, right? 600 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,680 They speak. 601 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:33,680 They talk. 602 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,680 They show expressions. 603 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:41,720 The anime women are not drawn proportionately a lot of the time. 604 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,400 I don't really have a problem with that. 605 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:49,080 I have a bigger problem with bestiality than I have with My Little Pony fuck dolls. 606 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,280 You know what I mean? 607 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:54,080 If you want to have a fuck doll of a My Little Pony, I say go for it. 608 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:59,880 You want to have a waifu pillow or whatever the fuck it is, go for it. 609 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:00,880 What do I care? 610 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:01,880 I don't give a shit. 611 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,480 They're online with waifu people. 612 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,280 You said the B word. 613 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,400 I did not. 614 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,400 You said the B word. 615 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,400 I did not. 616 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,200 They're not on the same bestiality. 617 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,200 They're not on the same. 618 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,200 They don't want to fuck animals. 619 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,760 No, I never said they were. 620 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:18,760 I know that, Mike. 621 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:23,000 They're on the same wavelengths of people who want to fuck anime people. 622 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000 I know. 623 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:29,280 I'm saying that I have a bigger problem with bestiality people than I do with the My Little 624 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,240 Pony people because it's not the same. 625 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:36,240 It's an animated almost humanoid pony thing. 626 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,080 It's talking and it moves like a human. 627 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,040 It doesn't really move like a horse. 628 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,040 Like whatever. 629 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,040 I don't care. 630 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,040 You want to fuck it, go fuck it. 631 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,920 You want to have a Sonic the Hedgehog fuck doll? 632 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:46,920 I don't care. 633 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,760 It's not an actual hedgehog. 634 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,760 You know what I mean? 635 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,760 That's on the same wavelength. 636 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:51,760 Yeah. 637 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,520 Those people are not trying to fuck animals and they're not trying to fuck children. 638 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,520 So they're weirdos. 639 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,520 Yeah. 640 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,520 There's a lot of them though. 641 00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,520 Why should I care? 642 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,960 There's a lot of them. 643 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,440 Now we're only aware of them because of the internet. 644 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:08,600 They were always there, but because of the internet, now we're aware of who they are. 645 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,600 You know? 646 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,920 Well, and they've been able to spread their adult versions. 647 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:13,920 Right. 648 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,480 There's only 10,000 people in the United States that are like that. 649 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,120 Let's just put it that way. 650 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:24,200 Ten thousand people in a country of 300, 300 million is not a problem. 651 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:30,160 They're just fucking weirdos that we created almost like they could say I was part of early 652 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,160 gen internet. 653 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,160 They were encouraged. 654 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,520 They were encouraged to do that. 655 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:36,520 Yeah. 656 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,840 They before that, that was totally not acceptable. 657 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:43,640 Like 2001, that was not acceptable behavior. 658 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:47,680 Nobody would have even said like, yeah, you can pretend to be an animal. 659 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,680 Like no, all this. 660 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:54,280 Well, we're not going to get into that, but nobody would have said it was OK to want a 661 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,280 fucking animated character. 662 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,800 Let's put it that way. 663 00:30:58,800 --> 00:30:59,800 Right. 664 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:00,800 Like it's OK. 665 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,680 It's I don't have a problem with them. 666 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,400 They're not a danger to society. 667 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,840 I don't want them to be like wiped off the map or anything. 668 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,200 I'm cool with them existing. 669 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,320 It's just that it's fucking weird. 670 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,240 I mean, it's a it's a weird subculture. 671 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,680 It's a weird thing. 672 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,360 I don't really have a problem. 673 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:24,160 If all they want to do is fuck the my little ponies, I don't really have a problem with 674 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,160 it. 675 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:30,240 Where I have a problem with it is when we and we talked about it last episode when the 676 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,880 one little girl was dying and wanted to be made into a pony. 677 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:34,880 Right. 678 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,360 And so they made her a pony just for her. 679 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:42,360 And Hasbro came out and was asking the bronies to not sexualize this pony because it was 680 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,760 representative of this little girl dying of cancer. 681 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,640 And they went ahead and did that anyway. 682 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,720 That's you know, I don't know. 683 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:50,720 It's not personal. 684 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:51,720 It's business. 685 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,720 That's the way I look at it. 686 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,720 You open the door. 687 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,720 I mean, I understand that. 688 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,720 But you have to have. 689 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,720 Yeah. 690 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:58,720 But professionals have standards. 691 00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:59,720 That's all I'm saying. 692 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,480 Well, I have standards. 693 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,120 I feel like I do not do bronies justice. 694 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:08,440 It was it was literally an Internet meme that just snowballed. 695 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:13,000 Now we have people that want to fuck ponies, but not real ponies only. 696 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,560 Well, it might have. 697 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,560 No. 698 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,560 Yeah. 699 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,520 But it might have also originated from some some one person that wanted to fuck the my 700 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,520 little ponies. 701 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,520 Had to. 702 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,520 Oh, Mike. 703 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:23,520 Had to. 704 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,520 Here's here's. 705 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,200 Well, like you're not going to make that average person isn't going to make that up. 706 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,200 Right. 707 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:33,600 Like, oh, hey, I think Jimmy over there, I think he wants to fuck the my little ponies. 708 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,240 And then all Jimmy would have to say is like, oh, bro, you watch My Little Pony, isn't that 709 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,240 for girls? 710 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,920 And that's like end of discussion back then. 711 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:40,920 You know what I mean? 712 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,360 So it had to be some person that wanted to fuck pony for My Little Pony. 713 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:49,720 Are there women bronies like women that want to fuck or be fucked by or whatever the my 714 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:54,040 little part is that there are ladies who date bronies. 715 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:59,320 There are ladies who are bronies like the nerd girls that we all love and appreciate. 716 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,480 I love and appreciate nerd girls. 717 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,480 They're wonderful. 718 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:08,720 There are nerd girls who date these cosplay, they cosplay as ponies, cosplay as the pony. 719 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:14,240 They get gang banged at these bronies parties because they're the only pony at the party. 720 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,160 Yeah, they're like nerd whores. 721 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,740 You know, the nerd whore. 722 00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:24,080 We go to the convention and we're going to play Dune Imperium. 723 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,760 There's only one girl that wants to play Dune Imperium. 724 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:31,680 And there's two guys at the party of 10 that have wives. 725 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,400 The other 10 guys are like, oh, I want pussy. 726 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,320 And they say, oh, I love Dune Imperium. 727 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,480 I'm going to play Dune Imperium. 728 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,800 And then the other 10 guys chase her. 729 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,640 Same girls do the brony shit. 730 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,440 They get into it just like the guys do. 731 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,440 Very few. 732 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,440 Very rare. 733 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,760 But that wasn't my initial question. 734 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:55,640 My initial question was, are there women who want to be fucked or fucked the My Little 735 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:59,160 Pony ponies or do they just want to be fucked by the bronies? 736 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,160 Dude. 737 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,600 I only focus on men I can shit on. 738 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:04,600 I don't know. 739 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,600 I am sure there's ladies. 740 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:06,600 There's got to be. 741 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:07,600 There's got to be ladies. 742 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,600 That'd be interesting. 743 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:15,480 I mean, look, we did a whole episode where we talked about lipstick lesbians versus the 744 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,480 other stuff. 745 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,480 Yeah, of course. 746 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,560 There's got to be a woman. 747 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:23,080 There's got to be at least one woman out there that's a fucking brony chick. 748 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,080 There's one. 749 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,080 There's probably... 750 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,080 I mean, there would have to be. 751 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,080 There has to be. 752 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,080 A handful. 753 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,080 I don't know. 754 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,680 There are thousands, guys. 755 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:35,120 There are tens of thousands of men that want to fuck My Little Pony's. 756 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,120 Like I am not... 757 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,440 This is not a thousand people. 758 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,680 There's tens of thousands of men that want to fuck My Little Pony's. 759 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,840 It is a subculture. 760 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:44,840 It's weird. 761 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,320 And it was all started on 4chan as a fucking joke. 762 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,880 As a fucking joke. 763 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,520 Because it should have been a joke. 764 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,440 It should have been a joke. 765 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,800 And these kids, they took off. 766 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:56,800 That's the way it is. 767 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:57,800 Are you still there, Nate? 768 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,520 Well, I'm still here. 769 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:04,720 And as we have said, especially with the last episode with the crazy fandoms, is there's 770 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,760 a line between internet life and real life. 771 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:14,120 And what was a joke online to somebody was real life to somebody else. 772 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,520 Dude, I was there from the start of the burnies. 773 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,520 With any fandom. 774 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:18,520 It was a fucking joke. 775 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,480 It was a fucking joke that took off. 776 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,480 I understand that. 777 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,480 It's insanity. 778 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:23,480 I understand that. 779 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,480 It's insanity. 780 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,480 I feel partially responsible. 781 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,480 I'm not telling you my username. 782 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,480 You know what, Mike? 783 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:32,920 I blame you for all of, I blame you for all of Bronyism. 784 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,720 I feel bad for it, man. 785 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,160 Like really? 786 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,400 Mike was the linchpin. 787 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,600 Mike was the linchpin that spawned Brony's. 788 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,040 One of the thousands of guys pushing this out. 789 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,000 Tens of thousands of guys on 4chan pushing it out. 790 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:52,760 You know, we had Ralphie Smoth, you know, Ralphie Smoth means, and part of our means 791 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:58,920 was to push people to throw down on Bronyism and now it's apparently a fucking thing. 792 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,200 It's sad. 793 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,560 That's so sad. 794 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,560 It's pathetic. 795 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,320 Hey, I think that's a protected class now. 796 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,920 That's a protected class now. 797 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,200 You can't be shitting on them. 798 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:14,280 I feel very comfortable shitting on Brony's because I was part of creating those Brony's. 799 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:20,440 Like who wants to bang a fucking fake drawn horse and now there's people and there's sex 800 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,440 toys. 801 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,440 It's weird. 802 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,440 You know what? 803 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:28,560 You could make your own My Little Pony sex toys and sell them for $1,500 instead of $1,900. 804 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,960 Dude, I'm against it. 805 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:30,960 I'm against it. 806 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,960 You can sell them as prefucked. 807 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,320 They've all been quality tested by Mike. 808 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,760 My lovely wife just came and slammed the door on me. 809 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,920 Apparently I didn't close it tight enough. 810 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,800 Maybe she's the one female Brony. 811 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,800 I don't think so. 812 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,800 No, I'm just fucking with you. 813 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:50,800 I don't think so either. 814 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:57,360 Oh, well, listeners, my wife is the only female Brony and that's why she's angry at me. 815 00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:03,480 She didn't want to hear about anti-Brony technology, which was back in the day. 816 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,080 We are here about Mike shitting on Brony's. 817 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:12,200 We want to fuck horses in a children's show and then weirdos said, oh yeah, we want to 818 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,200 do that. 819 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,900 It's fucking weird, dude. 820 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,840 There's no history to say. 821 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,040 It just took off. 822 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:21,720 There's guys on the internet that want to fuck internet horses. 823 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:23,040 They don't want to fuck horses. 824 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,460 They don't want to fuck children. 825 00:37:24,460 --> 00:37:27,840 They want to fuck internet drawn images of horses. 826 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,560 Like the guys who want to fuck anime characters. 827 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:34,280 They're the same people that want to fuck anime characters, but they're horses instead 828 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,640 of anime characters. 829 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,480 Is there really much difference? 830 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,480 There's not. 831 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,480 There's not. 832 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,480 Not really. 833 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,480 Not really. 834 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,440 Anime characters, anime horses, they're pretty much the same shit, aren't they? 835 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,440 Pretty similar. 836 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,440 Yeah, I think so. 837 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,680 But the early internet, we made fun of them. 838 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,800 We pushed them into it. 839 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,840 Now it's normal. 840 00:37:52,840 --> 00:38:00,160 It's fucking gross how guys on the early internet, early 4chan, like that horrible shit we were 841 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,880 doing now became society. 842 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:03,880 It's awful. 843 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,600 I regret it almost. 844 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,560 I don't regret it because it's fucking dumb. 845 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,120 Nobody should fall for that. 846 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,000 Nobody should have ever fallen for it, but they did. 847 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000 It's stupid. 848 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,960 Well, they did and it goes back to the whole thing. 849 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,960 Is it like what's real nowadays? 850 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,720 You and I know it's real, right? 851 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:29,360 Because you said you get involved in some of those YouTubers or the fandoms and stuff 852 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,360 like that. 853 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,360 Unfortunately, I am online. 854 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:35,320 You're like, hey, I'm going to back out a little bit. 855 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:40,400 You know when you got to back out when it's like fucking with your mind too much or whatever. 856 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:45,120 I think that's the difference is not everybody knows when to kind of back out of it and say 857 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:50,640 maybe I'm taking this a little too far when they're unboxing their $1,900 My Little Pony 858 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:51,640 Fuck Doll. 859 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,640 So I don't know. 860 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:57,960 I mean, I don't have any hatred or animosity towards these people, these bronies. 861 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:03,520 If they want to spend the money to fuck fake pony dolls, that's cool. 862 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:04,960 Otherwise they'd have what? 863 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,640 They'd have just a regular sex doll. 864 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,120 I don't really see the difference, I guess. 865 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,280 I mean, yeah, it's fucking weird. 866 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:15,600 I don't know if they have like an Oscar the Grouch sex doll that you can buy from Sesame 867 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:16,600 Street, right? 868 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,800 Like if you think about other kids shows that people might want to fuck things from. 869 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:24,880 I mean, it's weird that you take things from a kids show when there's other shows that 870 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:30,280 have other animals that might lend themselves to being fucked more than a pony from My Little 871 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,280 Pony. 872 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,840 But I don't know because I'm not really into that. 873 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:33,840 You're not wrong. 874 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:37,960 They would do, people who are into that would do anything else. 875 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,400 It would be something else. 876 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,560 Well, I mean, they'd have some other outlet, right? 877 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,400 Yeah, they'd have something else. 878 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,000 It wouldn't be. 879 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,200 Don't hate on these people individually. 880 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:52,020 They would be into some other weird internet shit. 881 00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:56,240 The broniesm is an outlet for them to have. 882 00:39:56,240 --> 00:40:01,560 They'd be into like some anime character or some other outlet. 883 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,000 They're not predators. 884 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,880 They're not dangerous to your children. 885 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,280 I guess more now I'm older now. 886 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:10,480 They're not dangerous to society. 887 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:14,640 So long as your child doesn't dress up like a My Little Pony for home. 888 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,840 No, no, no, no, they're not into that. 889 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,840 They're not into that. 890 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,640 I will defend them. 891 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,960 They're not into that weird shit. 892 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,720 They're just weirdos that don't have social context. 893 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:34,600 So if it wasn't broniesm, it would be they'd be into Vampire Hunter D. You know what I 894 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:39,560 mean, or they'd be into some other anime. 895 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:44,280 I don't know the names of all the animes for everybody's reference. 896 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,840 I know Vampire Hunter D. I know other anime names. 897 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,960 I don't want to even throw them out. 898 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,080 I'm thinking old like back in 2001. 899 00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:59,040 It'd be like some other anime like Gingham. 900 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,040 They'd be in the Gingham. 901 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,760 They'd be in the Pokemon. 902 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,680 They'd be into they would sexualize. 903 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,360 The point is they'd be into something. 904 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:07,360 They'd be into something. 905 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:12,960 They'd sexualize it because they don't have direct contact with human females. 906 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,280 They're usually pretty smart guys. 907 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,400 They're not dumb. 908 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,640 They have skills. 909 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:21,120 They have most of these guys have careers and shit. 910 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:28,840 It's just that they don't have the interpersonal communication skills to like me. 911 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:36,160 They don't want to date the women that are around them. 912 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,640 I'm not a fucking brony. 913 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,520 I don't know what they're doing. 914 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,520 They should be wanting to get with actual women. 915 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,720 I don't understand why they don't get with women. 916 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:46,720 What's up, Nate? 917 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,160 Mike, check this. 918 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:52,020 This is going to be it's not really a hot take because it's not like super offensive 919 00:41:52,020 --> 00:41:57,440 or anything, but let's just sit here for a minute and I'm going to play a little devil's 920 00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:58,440 advocate here. 921 00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,440 Yeah. 922 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,440 Solely for your purpose. 923 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:05,120 I'm trying to defend the bronies even though I attacked and created bronies. 924 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:09,200 To an extent, I'm not personally responsible for bronies. 925 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,520 Mike is personally responsible for bronies. 926 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,560 Yeah, I'm personally responsible for bronies. 927 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,960 I take all of it. 928 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,280 You know who's responsible for bronies? 929 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,280 Who? 930 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,280 Obama. 931 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,280 Thanks, Obama. 932 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,280 Thanks, Obama. 933 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,560 Anyway, let's look at it this way, Mike. 934 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,640 On the dating scene, let's just say the dating scene. 935 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:33,240 If you're on the dating scene as a single man, what are the qualities of the women that 936 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:37,440 generally you interact with on the dating scene? 937 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,320 When I was single, what did I look for? 938 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:40,320 What did I get? 939 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,160 I mean, hopefully not now. 940 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,480 Hopefully not now. 941 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:47,880 When I was on the dating scene, they were a lot of bad teeth and they wanted free meals 942 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:52,000 and they wanted all this stuff and they had a whole list of expectations for men. 943 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,280 What did I look for or what I was seeing? 944 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,920 No, what did you see? 945 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:56,920 Mostly. 946 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,720 I saw ladies on the oil field. 947 00:42:58,720 --> 00:42:59,720 A lot of really supportive women. 948 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:00,720 Not a lot of them. 949 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:01,720 Not a lot of them. 950 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:06,720 I dated a lady that was 42 years old who had relationships. 951 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:09,200 I'm a bad choice. 952 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,800 I'm a bad choice. 953 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,800 In this city. 954 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,800 Listen, that's not the point. 955 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:17,000 In this city, they have all the freedom of city living. 956 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,040 They have plenty of options in the city. 957 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:24,560 They just have to put themselves out and get the nerd ladies. 958 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,840 There are no nerd ladies where I live. 959 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,680 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 960 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:33,880 I'm not talking about the bronies right now. 961 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:37,560 I'm just talking about men in general dating women. 962 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:41,680 Women have higher standards generally than men when it comes to dating. 963 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,680 Oh. 964 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:43,680 Oh. 965 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:44,680 So what would I do to get a lady? 966 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,680 And the women that are on the dating scene aren't necessarily full on... 967 00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:48,680 No. 968 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:53,240 I'm saying what types of women did you encounter when you were trying to date women? 969 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:56,840 I'm trying to make a point and you're going a little further with it. 970 00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:57,840 You're like leaving ahead. 971 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,840 When I directly encountered women that I dated... 972 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:04,440 When you went out on dates with women, were they super supportive of men? 973 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,440 Yeah, they always were. 974 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:06,440 Or did they have crazy expectations? 975 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,440 They were college educated. 976 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,440 They were smart. 977 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:09,440 They were clean. 978 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,440 They had good attitudes. 979 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:17,840 I was very selective with the women that I dated. 980 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:18,840 I lived in a very... 981 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,440 I'm talking about the women. 982 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,680 Yeah, the women. 983 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:27,120 The women that I dated, I lived in a very narrow dating environment. 984 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:32,860 I can't give you that because I lived in a very selective environment. 985 00:44:32,860 --> 00:44:38,440 My ex-girlfriend was a college educated woman who was a science teacher. 986 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,120 So I can't give that to you, Nate. 987 00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:42,120 But I... 988 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,120 Okay. 989 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,120 Give what to me? 990 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,120 I'm just trying to say like... 991 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,120 I lived in a weird world. 992 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,960 I didn't live in Minneapolis. 993 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,720 I lived in the Bakken. 994 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:53,600 When neither did I when I was dating. 995 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:59,840 When I was living in the Bakken, my dating pool in the Bakken as a college educated man 996 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:04,600 was limited to college educated women. 997 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:08,920 The ladies who were not college educated did not want to talk to me. 998 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,000 They knew. 999 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000 They talked to me. 1000 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,640 They saw my profile or whatever. 1001 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,800 I was not in their range. 1002 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:26,040 So I only really went on one date in like six fucking years outside of before moving 1003 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,040 out there. 1004 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,400 It was like one lady. 1005 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,400 That was it. 1006 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,400 That was it. 1007 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:34,800 Nobody else wanted to be around me because I was college educated and had things going 1008 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:35,800 on. 1009 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:36,800 Okay. 1010 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,800 That'll do. 1011 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:38,800 Yeah. 1012 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,800 Yep. 1013 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,160 So now let's look at this a different way. 1014 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:45,720 What is the primary message of My Little Pony? 1015 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:49,040 You want to fuck the princess that is a pony. 1016 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:52,880 No, no, not the bronies interpretation of the message. 1017 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,400 I'm talking about the message for the kids. 1018 00:45:55,400 --> 00:46:00,360 The message for the kids of My Little Pony, because I had to watch at least two movies 1019 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,740 of My Little Pony. 1020 00:46:01,740 --> 00:46:06,840 One had unicorns and Pegasus and earth ponies and whatever the fuck. 1021 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:13,400 The message is always as friendship and inclusion and friendship and being supportive of different 1022 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,080 people and blah, blah, blah. 1023 00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:19,960 So I'm trying to make the point of if you're a man on the dating scene and you're not getting 1024 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:24,680 the supportive whatever from women and you watch My Little Pony, even if it's a joke 1025 00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:29,120 at first and you're getting these messages of these ponies are saying that they love 1026 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,040 you and they're all inclusive and whatever. 1027 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:37,800 It could be potentially easy to confuse that with romantic interest or to project romantic 1028 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:42,560 intentions upon those messages if you're a lonely man or a lonely person. 1029 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:47,240 It doesn't necessarily have to be a man, but men are hornier by and large than anyone else 1030 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:48,240 on the planet. 1031 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:49,360 So what have you? 1032 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:53,160 I'm just trying to say that if you're not getting inclusion from the dating scene or 1033 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,940 you're not getting acceptance from the dating scene, you're not getting friendly people 1034 00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:58,440 on the dating scene. 1035 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,760 A lot of angry people are on the dating scene because a lot of them are jaded because a 1036 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,920 lot of people are jaded just in life. 1037 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:10,340 It makes sense to me that you could take a My Little Pony and kind of become infatuated 1038 00:47:10,340 --> 00:47:16,800 with the idea of something or someone who wants to just be your friend and be there 1039 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,300 for you and whatever. 1040 00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:21,560 And then you can project other feelings onto that later. 1041 00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:22,960 Like it's an easy step. 1042 00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,520 I feel, I don't know. 1043 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,060 I'm not really trying to defend them. 1044 00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:28,320 I'm just trying to give a different point. 1045 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:32,160 You know, if these people feel like they're not- How is it that you became pro-boned? 1046 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,120 You're pro-brony. 1047 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,680 How did that happen? 1048 00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,480 Maybe I'm pro-brony because you're so anti-brony. 1049 00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,480 You're so angry about your sex dolls. 1050 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,480 I am fucking totally anti-brony. 1051 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:41,480 I hate those cocksuckers. 1052 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,480 But anyway, sorry guys. 1053 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,480 I've never, you know what? 1054 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:49,900 But the whole thing is like I've never met one. 1055 00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:51,240 So it doesn't even matter. 1056 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:54,360 I'm just saying, I'm just trying to play devil's advocate here. 1057 00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,680 I think it's weird that you want to fuck a pony. 1058 00:47:56,680 --> 00:48:00,820 Not you personally, Mike, or you personally, the listener, but it's weird that people want 1059 00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:02,160 to fuck these ponies. 1060 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:08,640 I'm just trying to say that with the positive messages of the show, from what I've gathered, 1061 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:15,320 it wouldn't be that far of a stretch to, I mean, how many stories are there of men mistaking 1062 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:19,280 women being nice to them because it's their job, because they're a waitress or something 1063 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,760 or a bartender being nice to them as a romantic advance? 1064 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:29,080 So it wouldn't be a big stretch for men to assume that a pony trying to be their friend 1065 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:33,280 on a show then wants to bang them. 1066 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:37,120 And especially if you have a group of people trying to encourage that and say, yeah, dude, 1067 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:42,280 you should totally go for it with that pony and spend $1,900 on a pony sex doll so you 1068 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,880 can actually fuck it. 1069 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:48,880 It's not that big of a stretch in the terms of why it happened or stuff like that. 1070 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:54,600 I mean, it's positive messaging reaching lonely horny people, I guess. 1071 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:55,600 You're part of the problem. 1072 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,600 I'm not saying it's normal. 1073 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:57,600 You're part of the problem. 1074 00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:58,600 I'm not saying it's normal. 1075 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,520 This hornyism should be nipped in the bud. 1076 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,520 It was a joke. 1077 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:02,840 It was a fucking joke. 1078 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,840 It turned into a lifestyle. 1079 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,080 That's I'm against it. 1080 00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:08,080 I'm against it. 1081 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,080 I'm against it. 1082 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,080 I can't. 1083 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,080 I can't have a bite. 1084 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,080 I heard you, man. 1085 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:17,640 But like you said, like we said earlier, they're going to find something else to fuck. 1086 00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:18,640 You know what I mean? 1087 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:22,200 So I'm for whether it's my little pony or for life. 1088 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,200 I'm for channel for life. 1089 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:29,840 Listeners, every time you hear an edited cutout bullshit, this because I'm for Shan. 1090 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,360 Like I'm against it. 1091 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,600 I'm against it. 1092 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:33,880 That's all I have to say. 1093 00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,360 I don't agree. 1094 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:40,320 They these fucking guys, they never evolve. 1095 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:41,320 They didn't. 1096 00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,080 They didn't accommodate reality. 1097 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,900 They didn't accommodate reality. 1098 00:49:44,900 --> 00:49:45,900 We live in reality. 1099 00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:50,080 Or did reality not accommodate them? 1100 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,360 Mike, fuck off, bro. 1101 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:57,040 Like that's a fucking they didn't accommodate reality. 1102 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,600 You know, like I want to. 1103 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,200 How's your cigar? 1104 00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:05,520 My cigar is still still lives, but it's very short. 1105 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:06,520 Mine is so short. 1106 00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:07,520 I put it out. 1107 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,160 What did you think of the cigar bike? 1108 00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:11,160 The knuckle buster? 1109 00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,160 That was pretty good. 1110 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,880 I thought it was pretty good. 1111 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:14,880 I liked it. 1112 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:15,880 Yeah, it was good. 1113 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,240 It was spicy at start. 1114 00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:20,600 It mellowed out a little bit throughout, but it was tasty. 1115 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:21,600 I like it. 1116 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:25,000 It's better than many brand name cigars. 1117 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,120 I have to say it's good. 1118 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,120 Yes. 1119 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,120 Do they have other knuckle busters, Mike? 1120 00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,120 We're going to do some more. 1121 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,120 Nice. 1122 00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,120 All right. 1123 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:39,000 You got anything else on the bronies other than you wish they weren't bronies? 1124 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,160 Don't be a brony. 1125 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:45,440 Be a man that does things in real life. 1126 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,520 I don't know what to tell you. 1127 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:51,160 Be a man in the real world. 1128 00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:55,120 In the real world, bronies don't live in the real world. 1129 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,680 That's a big mistake. 1130 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,760 They don't live in the real world. 1131 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:03,160 They want a pony girlfriend that's fucking weird. 1132 00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,160 I'm against it. 1133 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,840 I know what it is. 1134 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,480 I feel bad because I'm part of it. 1135 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,400 I feel bad because I'm part of it. 1136 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,400 I feel bad. 1137 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:12,400 Nobody should be a brony. 1138 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:20,540 If you have $19,000 sitting around and you're thinking about buying a My Little Pony fuck 1139 00:51:20,540 --> 00:51:23,680 doll, you could throw a kick ass party and make a bunch of friends. 1140 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:24,680 You know what I mean? 1141 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:25,680 You could improve your life. 1142 00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:26,680 You could develop a cocaine habit. 1143 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:27,680 In a real way. 1144 00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:28,680 Or improve your life. 1145 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:34,280 Pay no attention to the cocaine habit I mentioned. 1146 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,560 Somebody wants to fuck. 1147 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,000 Not like a hot girl. 1148 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,360 Just a girl. 1149 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:40,360 Just a girl. 1150 00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:41,640 A girl is better than- 1151 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:42,640 Or a man. 1152 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,200 Whatever you're into fucking. 1153 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,200 It doesn't matter. 1154 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,200 Whoever you want. 1155 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:49,280 I'm putting my own expectations on you. 1156 00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,520 I apologize. 1157 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:57,640 I think the important thing is a My Little Pony obsession or the bronyism is you're not 1158 00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:03,880 getting the interpersonal connection that you would with any other human being because 1159 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,800 you're projecting all that stuff onto an animated pony. 1160 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:11,880 I tell you right now, my wife would not fuck me if I was into ponies or whatever. 1161 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,560 It would not happen. 1162 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,480 She might dress up as one. 1163 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,480 You don't know. 1164 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:17,720 No, that is a lie. 1165 00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:18,720 She would not. 1166 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,720 That is a lie. 1167 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,120 Direct lie. 1168 00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:27,120 To all the bony's listening, my wife would not dress up as a pony. 1169 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,440 My wife would dress up as my wife. 1170 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:30,440 As a woman. 1171 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:31,440 As a human person. 1172 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:32,880 Not for a convention. 1173 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:33,880 Not for a convention. 1174 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,360 No convention would ever convince her. 1175 00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:41,120 She would dress up as a human person every single time. 1176 00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:49,160 I go to many events and she, lovely, to my wife is beautiful and wonderful. 1177 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:56,200 She goes to many events, never as a pony, always as a person, every single time, never 1178 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,200 as a pony. 1179 00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,200 This is what it is. 1180 00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:03,000 All the My Little Pony conventions you go to, she always dresses as a woman. 1181 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,000 Every time. 1182 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:14,760 Every time I go to talk to these My Little Pony fucks as a 4chan overlord, she dresses 1183 00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,400 up as a woman. 1184 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:17,400 Every time. 1185 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,600 Somehow, magically. 1186 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:24,560 You guys know I have a ponytail and we still manage to be man and woman. 1187 00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,840 Wait, a My Little Ponytail? 1188 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,480 My Little Ponytail. 1189 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,480 Every time. 1190 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,480 There you go. 1191 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:32,480 There you go. 1192 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:38,040 So, the takeaways might cause bronyism, don't be a brony, and the Punch Knuckle Buster Maduro 1193 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,720 is a pretty solid cigar. 1194 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:40,720 Be safe, have fun. 1195 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:41,720 Thanks for listening. 1196 00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:42,720 Be safe, have fun. 1197 00:53:42,720 --> 00:54:05,880 We hungry like we do.