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Welcome to Nice Ashes, I'm Nate.

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And I'm Mike.

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What are we smoking today, Nate?

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We are smoking what appears to be a rectangle.

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So this is an Oliva Master Blends 3.

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Not to be confused with the Oliva Master Blends 1 or 2, Master Blends 5 is right out.

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It is fairly squashed.

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Box presses usually look more like a box, so this one is definitely flatter on the top

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and bottom than it is on the sides.

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Yeah I would call this a rectangular press Robusto.

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So we're back to my favorite size again.

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Yes, well we've been doing Robustos the past few episodes, right?

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Yeah we have.

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We got away from them, we were doing some Gordo's, now we're back to the Robustos.

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So I like Gordo's as well.

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Alright, well we're going to light up here.

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So far initially nothing unsavory on the first couple puffs.

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I know a couple episodes back with the Oliva Connecticut it wasn't the best start.

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Doesn't always mean anything, but this has a pretty good start to it I believe.

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Yeah it's got a good start.

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There's a little acid note to it, maybe acetone.

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That's not necessarily a bad thing, a lot of cigars have that front flavor for me.

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Yeah I am pairing mine with a Bauhaus Brew Labs Lounge Wizard Hazy IPA and the Bauhaus

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Brew Labs is a local Minnesota brewery.

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Very nice.

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I'm having a Whiskey Sour, my own Whiskey Sour.

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You seem to be favoring those recently.

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Well I think you always favor them and I favor them too whenever I'm around.

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Well I have the Soda Stream and I just like a Whiskey Sour so it's an easy drink to make.

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You don't have to explain yourself to me Mike.

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I don't think I've had a Whiskey Sour on the show for a month.

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Oh you haven't.

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I've been drinking straight Whiskey.

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Oh yeah that's right.

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I was drinking Journey Walker Black I think.

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I got a handle on that like a year ago and I'm still working on it obviously.

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So before we get into it here I thought you might like a little update.

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It seems that for the longest time we had a, I think it was maybe the first episode

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of season one was our most listened to, most downloaded episode of our show.

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However, our most recent Ahsoka episode has overtaken it to become the most popular episode

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of ours thus far.

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Interesting.

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Did we have four or five downloads?

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41 in the first couple days and then there's more since then.

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But a large part of that is due to Simha sharing it with all of his Star Wars Facebook groups

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that he's part of.

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So he's been out there putting us out into the Kathleen Kennedy verse.

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Well you know thank him for that from me since we don't directly communicate and if his podcast

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ever needs a guest you know we can, one or both of us could certainly join him.

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Yes indeed.

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I did find out one of my other friends started a podcast, a friend that I went to high school

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with and it's called Midwestern Shenanigans.

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There's a couple of them out there right now you can only find it on Spotify but this is

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the one with a boat on a lake for the cover and it is Mel and Nicole, Melissa and Nicole.

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So I listened to most of the first episode, pretty good stuff so if you're looking for

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something a little different, something that would not be the male shop talk as it were

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and I believe that one of them at least said that they'd be willing to smoke a cigar and

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come on our show so maybe we could do a little cross promotional show.

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Heck yeah we could find something that they would like depending on their tastes.

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So yes I thought it might even be fun to just do just whip out like a Swisher sweet or something

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for going full on Midwestern backwoods.

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We'll see.

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We could do a backwoods cigar.

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I think I can find them somewhere.

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Okay yeah.

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Have you ever smoked a backwoods?

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I don't think so.

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I don't know.

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They're trash.

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I don't smoke a Swisher sweet back in the day.

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Yeah the backwoods is like the Swisher sweet version of a shrew.

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They're awful.

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Once I found out that there were more cigars out there than Swisher sweets I really haven't

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looked back.

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I've never really been jonesing for a cigar so bad that I had to just stop it at a gas

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station and get a Swisher sweet.

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Yeah I walked into a cigar lounge the first time when I was 17.

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So yeah all right are you excited about our topic tonight Mike?

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I don't even know what the topic is Nate.

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It's your episode not my episode.

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This is well it's collectively our episode I guess.

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So anyway our episode today I wanted to get things away from all the heavy stuff.

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I think we had one of our heaviest episodes just recently.

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This is super serious subject matter and everything with our Ahsoka episode and then we kind of

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went into COVID and child sex trafficking.

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So let's go a little bit different route.

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And I'm going to regale you with a story from my college days Mike.

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And I don't know if I've ever told you this.

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I don't feel like I've maybe I've never told anybody this.

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So what better place than here on the podcast to tell this story.

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One of my girlfriends in college gave me a book and I and there's two books on this topic

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out there in the world.

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There's probably more but there's two big ones and one has a Taoist background and one

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is secular non-religious.

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Although I don't I don't know how religious Taoism is in the grand scheme of things.

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I'm sure it is.

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I'm guessing that there's people who are very extreme about it somewhere not here but somewhere.

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Yes.

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Just like the extreme Buddhists.

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Oh yes.

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So anyway she gave me this book and I can't remember what it was called and I and I'm

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not a hundred percent sure.

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But why don't I for the sake of this I believe it's called The Multi-Orgasmic Man Sexual

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Secrets Every Man Should Know.

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Nice.

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Is that the book that you thought I was going to be talking about Mike?

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No.

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Now let's now let's now let's be fair before Mike goes on a tangent because I can already

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see his gears going and we're not even in the same room.

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This episode is going to be about sexual myths and maybe sexual facts about this book is

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what prompted me to want to do this episode or this topic I guess.

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What prompted me to want to do the episode was smoking and drinking with Mike.

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But yeah the topic for this episode.

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Yes.

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So I never read the book.

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I gave it back to her.

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I think I read maybe the first chapter and I thought well this is some bullshit and kind

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of left it at that.

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So the book was kind of talking about multiple male orgasms and orgasms that are without production

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I guess.

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We're going to get into some of the terms here.

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And just the first part of this episode is going to where I'm going to break I'm going

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to break down what's called a dry orgasm for men or a non ejaculatory orgasm.

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And then we're going to go into the multiple male orgasm and then we can kind of talk about

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that.

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And then I've got a bunch of fun sex myths slash facts that we can go through.

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So but I did do a little bit extra research on this the first bit about the men's stuff

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because I figured there's probably not very many men out there talking about this.

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Maybe there are I don't know.

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Not my not the men that I know.

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I mean you know men really don't say hey do you usually just orgasm the one time when you're

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you know banging your wife or you have multiple or what's your what's your deal like.

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Like what's the situation like.

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We're more like yeah bad sex with the wife.

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Nice nice you know whatever.

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So it's not mentioned at all.

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Is that something that is discussed.

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It's definitely something Mike and I do not talk about.

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No no.

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That's something that most I'm guessing most guys don't talk about.

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I'm not talking about it with my coworkers.

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Hopefully not.

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I think that's a big HR no no.

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I'm not an HR specialist though so I don't know.

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So we're going to start out with the dry orgasm for men which this is from health direct dot

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gov dot a you.

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This is what they term a non ejaculatory orgasm.

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So it says here that some men can have an orgasm without ejaculating.

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So I guess that's not a myth.

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They still have the feeling of having an ejaculation but little little or no semen comes out of

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the penis is what it says.

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It says that some men say that the dry orgasm feels just like a regular one and others have

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maybe slightly reduced sensation.

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Is that like when you're 14 and you're jacking off like eight times a day and nothing comes

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out of the tip of your dick or what.

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Yeah I mean it doesn't really say an age.

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There are some medical things here.

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There was one kid and I think it was on the internet but it might have just been one of

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those urban legends.

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There's a kid who jacked off like 14 times in a day and died like gave himself a heart

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attack because yeah there's some medical reasons for this and I'm going to kind of talk through

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some of the medical stuff and this is mostly why I stopped reading the book because it

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just didn't sound good.

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You know what I mean.

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It didn't sound like it was something I wanted to have happen.

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Right.

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To me personally.

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Dry orgasm happens when there's no semen made in the body which you know medical condition

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or whatever.

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And if the semen travels backwards into the bladder instead of coming out the penis this

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is called a retrograde ejaculation.

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In this case some people will notice that their urine is cloudy after a dry orgasm.

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And so I've just kind of getting the heebie jeebies just just reading some of this stuff.

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But isn't that a sign that you have chlamydia.

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I don't know.

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It didn't say it didn't say that here.

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I mean cloudy cloudy urine cloudy urine if I remember correctly.

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It's been a long time since I had to study STI's and STD's.

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I thought you were going to say but it's been a long time since I had chlamydia.

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I don't know.

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It hasn't been that long.

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So anyway it says here that dry orgasms are not a problem in themselves but sometimes

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they're caused by conditions that need to be treated and they also need to be treated

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if you want to procreate have a child.

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dry orgasms.

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So this definitely makes it sound like it's not a bad thing but it's not necessarily the

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normal thing.

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So if you're having them you should probably talk to a doctor.

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And basically that was kind of the first chapter of this Tao book where it was saying look

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you don't have to ejaculate to have an orgasm feel good and you just like hold that in.

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And I don't know.

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Most times when you try to hold something in it just doesn't work well.

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Holding your pee.

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Trying to not vomit.

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Not sitting in the bathroom after Taco Bell or whatever.

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But I don't know.

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I mean I guess it's not necessarily a medical issue.

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So it could be done.

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But here's where it kind of takes it to the next level with the multiple male orgasm.

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And this is where you're trying to train your body to basically have a non ejaculatory orgasm.

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Okay.

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So you're trying to purposefully do this to yourself.

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Yes.

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Well buckle up.

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Here we go.

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This is from and I do not know this guy.

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We share the same first name.

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This is Nate liaison dot com slash blog.

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So super legit.

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But it's a whole big page.

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I didn't I didn't take the whole thing.

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I just thought we could talk about a little bit of it.

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We don't have to actually.

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I mean this guy is recommending all sorts of things.

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So it seems to be extremely reliable.

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Yeah.

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Almost as reliable as dot gov slash EU levels.

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Got to be.

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Got to be.

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The only thing more reliable would be a dot org.

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Multiple male orgasm dot org.

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You send us send us a five dollar bill and we send you a multiple male orgasm stamp and

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then you can come as many times as you want.

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As long as you print your name in all capital letters.

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Period.

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Don't forget the brackets around your fucking zip code or they're on to you.

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Oh boy.

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Oh yes.

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Okay.

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So this is saying not only can guys have multiple orgasms in a single session, they can do it

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without ejaculating with no recovery period and they can have prolonged orgasms that last

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for over a minute.

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This is like what you'd be flipping through at three or four in the morning on the infomercial

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channel.

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I was going to say this reminds me of early 2000s advertising on the internet.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So I guess according to this guy there are four types of orgasms.

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There's the ejaculatory orgasm.

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The non ejaculatory orgasm which they deem an NEO.

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Then they have a prolonged or peaking non ejaculatory orgasm.

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So I guess that's the orgasm that lasts more than a minute.

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And then they have a prostate orgasm which he doesn't talk about at all.

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So interesting.

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He only cares about the non ejaculatory and the prolonged non ejaculatory.

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But he gives a real handy nice five step process to multiple orgasms.

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So you too can do this at home though I am not a doctor so please don't take my word

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for any of this because I have not tried any of this.

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Wink wink.

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Well so the first step is ejaculatory control.

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You need to be able to masturbate for 10 or more minutes in a single go.

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So you need a lot of time on your hands to put a lot of other things on your hands.

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The second one here is Kegel exercises.

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He was saying Kegel exercises are not just for women.

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That's old school thinking.

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And he recommended a couple of training apps whether you're on an iPhone or an Android.

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And he's like you could just use these trading apps and trade your Kegels or whatever.

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And then daily practice he says set aside 20 minutes every night.

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That's the third step.

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20 minutes every night to do your Kegels and your 10 minute 10 minute or more masturbation

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session.

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Dude who has 20 minutes to set aside for something like that?

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I don't have 20 minutes set aside to do damn near anything that I already am not doing.

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That is fair.

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And with two kids I have to wait probably 15 to 17 years before I might have 20 minutes

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to do anything.

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And it's probably not going to be the solo stuff when I do.

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You're not going to do Kegel practices?

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Yeah.

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I guess I could work up my Kegels for the next 18 years and be the world's strongest.

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I could be Mr. Kegel man.

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Maybe that's a new Marvel superhero coming out.

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Mr. Kegel.

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If it's a new Marvel superhero it's not going to be a man.

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Okay let's put it that way.

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That's fine.

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That's fair.

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They could still be a female character and still be called Mr. Kegel.

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That is true.

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All right the fourth step.

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Separate the orgasm from ejaculation.

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The goal here is to squeeze the PC muscle hard enough to stop ejaculation.

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So you know your body is like I'm going to do my body thing and then your super Kegel

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is basically saying oh no you're not.

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But you still did or didn't?

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I don't I mean I don't know how that all works.

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So that's why I stopped reading the book after the first chapter and I remember that vividly

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where it was basically saying you need to forcibly stop yourself.

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Which seems weird to me.

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I don't know.

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I mean does it does it seem weird to you or am I not being open minded about this Mike?

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Maybe you're not being open minded.

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I really now that you tell me the medical what's going on you're not even gaming the

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system.

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You're just redirecting what's already going to happen.

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You know what I mean?

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You're not stopping what's going to happen.

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But that's the thing is they say that if you don't or if you don't ejaculate then you don't

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have a recharge.

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So what it just goes back to the storage unit and is like hey we're good to go again later.

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It goes back to the storage unit.

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I mean I don't know.

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I always thought that was a one way street and you couldn't go you know you couldn't

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pull a u-turn on it.

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Well yeah and I thought you know some things are egg is it only but you got all kinds of

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crazy drivers right?

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And then step five is you have your first non-ejaculatory orgasm.

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You still might have some leakage or squirt but no recovery time which is important and

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emphasized so that you can have more orgasms.

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I see.

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So but that's what I don't understand.

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If you're forcing it to not come out is that what dictates the recovery time?

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What if you just like produce a lot of semen and every time you ejaculate you only ejaculate

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half of it out.

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Does that mean you can have a second one right away even if you don't stop any coming out?

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Like I didn't think it was.

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None of this makes any sense to me so far.

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I'm not going to tell a lie.

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You tell me Mike.

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You tell me what's going on.

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You know what I didn't know that there were so many roundabouts in the organ region.

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Yeah I mean I guess from a thing separating out the orgasm from ejaculation that makes

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sense if you can train your body to orgasm without ejaculating that's one thing.

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If basically you're working out a muscle to forcibly stop your semen or urine or poop

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right?

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I mean you could train anything to squeeze hard enough to stop anything and you could

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say well I've never pooped I haven't pooped this whole year because I trained my sphincter

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to be so tight I've just I've got it all backed up in there.

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I don't think that's possible but that's.

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It's just an analogy to kind of.

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Sure.

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Like I'm struggling with it because if you could separate out the two processes without

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having to work out your PC muscle and be able to squeeze it so hard to stop ejaculation.

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I don't know what to tell you Nate.

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I do know that I need to take my wrapper off my cigar.

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Are you that far?

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I am about halfway.

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I'm about halfway as well.

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The first inch or so of this cigar I was getting a lot of acetone and then after the first

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inch it started to smooth out and now it's really full bodied and quite good.

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Yes I like this one.

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Yeah it is good.

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The first inch I didn't think was going to I was not looking forward to smoking the rest

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of it but it turned out.

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I didn't have I didn't I didn't have a big enough flavor of that to give me any worry

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I guess for that but also I think you liked the I think you liked the Oliva Connecticut

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better than I did because I did.

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I did I did like the Connecticut more than you did.

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Yeah I thought it was more rounded than you did.

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Yes.

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And that could be humidor differences.

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It's possible.

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It could be.

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It could be personal taste differences as well I suppose.

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I mean there's some people that don't like cilantro or it yes it tastes like soap you

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know and it's medically whatever.

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So yes.

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So I don't know I guess I guess I can't really say the multiple male orgasm thing is a myth

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but I also can't say that it's a fact.

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I wouldn't call it a myth so much as there's so much work involved that who's going to

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be able to test it out right.

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It doesn't seem quite right.

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Yeah.

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I know that in the pornography industry they wipe like gels on their erections to make

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them not sensitive and they will take extreme amounts of Viagra so they can stay hard for

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the shoots you know.

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Yeah.

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And so it just doesn't make sense if if anybody was going to be into this and do it it would

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be one of those people at least one professional would try it and show it on screen you know.

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Yeah.

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And then like out there scouring the internet.

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You know what you go you go Google it.

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I'm sure there's somebody out there that has a video of them doing just that.

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Yeah I guess luckily there were no videos and no videos on autoplay when I was at Google.

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Well you know sorry to not do that on a work computer.

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So here I am doing my Kegel exercises.

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All right Mike this is this one's kind of right from have you seen Rob Roy.

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I have seen Rob Roy.

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Okay.

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Do you remember when the wife after the unfortunate thing happens the wife goes into the lake

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and is trying to wash stuff out of herself.

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No.

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Okay.

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I haven't seen it for a very long time.

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So Mike does taking a shower or douching after sex.

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Do you think that prevents pregnancy.

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I'm gonna guess no.

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You would be correct.

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How about.

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So this says grinding and dry humping sex motions with clothes on.

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Does that result in pregnancy.

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I'm gonna guess no.

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You are correct.

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It does not.

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All right.

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How about double begging it.

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Doubling up on condoms.

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That's a bad idea.

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You are correct.

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How about sex at the pool.

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You prevent any pregnancy by doing the deed in the pool.

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I'm gonna guess no.

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That is correct.

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And also I've heard.

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I don't think I've tried it but I've heard you shouldn't have sex underwater anyway because

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the pressure of the water inside the vagina is not good.

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I have not heard that one but I have heard that the water does not aid in lubrication.

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Yeah.

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As anybody who's fooled around in the shower would probably also tell you.

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Yes.

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Or hot tub.

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Or whatever you may.

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Anything that's wet.

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Every time you engage in vaginal sex can you get pregnant Mike even if it's your first

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time.

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Yes.

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You are correct.

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What about what if the what if the woman's on top.

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Yes.

431
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Okay you're right.

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I didn't know I was gonna be on Hollywood Squares tonight.

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Yeah.

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This is my episode.

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You're gonna be on whatever.

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Alright let's see here.

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Let's see.

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So if if you've got a if you've got a moist vaginal area but the sperm wasn't all the

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way up in there can the sperm swim up to the vagina.

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Yes.

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You are correct.

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If you have unprotected sex on your period can you get pregnant.

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Yes.

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You are correct.

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Depends on where the ovum is in its cycle.

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You should have written this article because you know more than that.

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If you put the condom on wrong should you just flip it around and put it on the right

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way.

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No you should get a new condom.

450
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Yeah.

451
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How often does that happen.

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I don't know Nate.

453
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I don't know.

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That's not a problem that I've had recently.

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Not having enough condoms or putting it on wrong.

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So yeah.

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All right we're going to a another list here of myths and facts about sex.

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So is oral sex safe sex.

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Define safe.

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Well that is basically what the the truth of this one is is that oral sex is safer if

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you choose to engage in sexual activity but you can still get sexually transmitted infections

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and diseases.

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You're certainly less likely to get pregnant.

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Yes usually.

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Pretty sure.

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All right.

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Can you always tell if someone has a sexually transmitted infection.

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I want to say yes.

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No obviously no.

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It would be nice to say yes.

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It would make everything a lot easier.

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All right.

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How about condoms mean safe sex.

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Let's say for the not using one but it's not a perfect.

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It's not a perfect solution is it.

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It is not.

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So it says use of condoms will indeed prevent you from getting a sexually transmitted infection

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and keep you from getting pregnant only when you use them properly.

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And then isn't there something where there's some of those I don't know like rashes and

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things that you can get just.

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Absolutely.

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Yeah.

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Yeah there's rashes and if you're shaving in those nether regions obviously you're going

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to be increase your exposure level.

485
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Yeah.

486
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How about only men who have sex with men can get HIV.

487
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There wouldn't be any women with AIDS right.

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Or HIV.

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That would be true.

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Yeah.

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We know that's not the case.

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So yeah.

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How about how about the pullout method.

494
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That's pretty safe right Mike.

495
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Well according to the Bible it works.

496
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I don't think that one's true either Nate.

497
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No it's not.

498
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All right.

499
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:18,240
Now I've got I've got some facts here for our listening pleasure.

500
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,160
And this is from Glamour.com.

501
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,160
So you know it's.

502
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,160
Well we know it's legit.

503
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,200
Yeah it's got to be legit.

504
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:29,280
Well we know it's going to be a lot medically a lot less medically based.

505
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:36,680
So the world's largest recorded penis belongs to a 41 year old New Yorker Jonah Falcon.

506
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:41,160
It's nine point five inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect.

507
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,520
That's pretty impressive.

508
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:48,560
The average male orgasm lasts about six seconds and the average female orgasm lasts about

509
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,960
20 seconds.

510
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,400
Are you right handed or left handed Mike?

511
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,920
I am right handed.

512
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:59,120
It says the left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right handed men and then

513
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,000
the opposite is true for lefties.

514
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,120
I did not know that.

515
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,120
Okay.

516
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:10,160
Here's a fun question for you Mike.

517
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:19,840
Under fingers and vibrators what is the next most often used female masturbator?

518
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,640
I don't know.

519
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,720
Phone candles.

520
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:24,720
Handles to.

521
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:25,720
Okay.

522
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,720
No candles.

523
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:27,720
Candles.

524
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:28,720
Candles.

525
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,720
Candles.

526
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,720
Okay.

527
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,640
I don't know how they could possibly know that.

528
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,960
I do not know unless there are an awful lot of truthful people on surveys.

529
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:38,960
All right.

530
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:45,440
There's a condition known as penile rupture and the most common cause of that is vigorous

531
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,760
masturbation.

532
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:51,400
So it basically says if that happens you're doing it wrong.

533
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,320
I've never had that issue so there we go.

534
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,440
Me either.

535
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,400
Some people are really out there living though aren't they?

536
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,760
Apparently a better life than me.

537
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,640
All right.

538
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:07,840
The average vagina is three to four inches long but can expand by 200% when sexually

539
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,120
aroused.

540
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,120
All right.

541
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:15,600
Despite what men claim only 15% have a penis longer than seven inches and only 3% have

542
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,120
a penis more than eight inches long.

543
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,120
That's interesting.

544
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,440
I guess I never thought about it.

545
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,440
Yeah.

546
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:26,160
But you know we already said that we're not the kind of men that go and talk about our

547
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:30,800
sex lives really and I don't know that we go around and stand around a lot of other

548
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,360
naked men to do our own studies.

549
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,640
So you know.

550
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:42,080
What would be interesting Mike would be if to see a study on you know how humans are

551
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:48,800
getting taller every generation or whatever you know like the Europeans that came over

552
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,800
to America were a lot shorter than we were on average.

553
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:57,880
There's studies that show that but there's also conflicting information to where height

554
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:04,720
and height and weight has changed based on other variables other than timeline you know

555
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:09,520
like different farming techniques get introduced and then people get taller and then things

556
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,520
like that.

557
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:11,720
But yes I have seen those studies.

558
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:18,520
Well I'd be curious if the members have a similar chart or not I guess.

559
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,880
I'm going to guess no.

560
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,240
I'm going to guess no.

561
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,760
If anything it's probably the other way with all the different like fluoride in the water

562
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:31,280
supply and everything right.

563
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,520
I don't know about that either.

564
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:41,360
All right so apparently orgasms can lower a woman's risk of heart disease stroke breast

565
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,960
cancer and depression.

566
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,520
So all around a good thing.

567
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,400
Well feeling good is generally good for your body.

568
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,840
So there we go.

569
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:50,840
Yes.

570
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,000
All right.

571
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:59,680
This next one is from Coates counseling dot com and this is just a sampling of they've

572
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,280
got 50 of these on their site but I only grabbed a couple.

573
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,700
Nearly 10 percent of all dreams include sex.

574
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:12,000
So it's not just for teenage boys but for both men and women.

575
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,560
Women were more likely to have sex dreams about politicians celebrities or their exes.

576
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:20,480
Well men were more likely to dream about having sex with multiple partners at once.

577
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,480
That makes sense.

578
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,080
Do you remember your dreams.

579
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,760
Do you androids dream of electric sheep.

580
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,560
Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't.

581
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:34,240
I found as I get older I've not been remembering them as often as I used to when I was when

582
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,240
I was younger.

583
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,360
How about you.

584
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:42,440
I typically remember my dreams if I sleep a long period of time but if I only sleep

585
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,240
six hours then I usually do not.

586
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,240
OK.

587
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,800
So it's largely dependent on the length of sleep that I have.

588
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,160
Or if I wake up in the middle of the night you know because of a loud noise or something

589
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,680
crazy like that then I remember.

590
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:01,220
This next one is 3 percent of people have no sexual fantasies at all which is a weird

591
00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:04,880
way to say 97 percent of us have sexual fantasies.

592
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,120
Is that saying that 3 percent of people are asexual.

593
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:11,200
I thought it was like 1.6 percent were non-binary or something.

594
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,840
Yeah it's pretty low.

595
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:16,400
That includes everybody not not just asexuals though.

596
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,000
So the note that actually has got to be lower.

597
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:24,960
I've noticed at least the people who I know who claim to be asexual have sexual partners

598
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,960
who they live with anyway.

599
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:33,000
Yeah but the asexual thing isn't that they're that they don't have sexual fantasies.

600
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,720
I thought it was that they don't have sexual attraction.

601
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,720
Sex.

602
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:41,600
Yeah they don't have sexual attraction but it can still feel good I suppose right.

603
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,720
Well I think so.

604
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:47,400
Especially if orgasms will reduce health conditions at least in women.

605
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:51,360
I think it I think it does too for men but I don't didn't have that on here.

606
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:56,280
I do know that orgasms for men lower your chances of having prostate cancer which is

607
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,160
a big killer amongst men.

608
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,160
Yes.

609
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,160
So.

610
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:07,360
All right this one goes against the popular cliche or the popular stereotype and it says

611
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:12,240
that a headache may actually make you more in the mood.

612
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:16,860
Says migraine sufferers reported higher levels of sexual desire according to the research

613
00:32:16,860 --> 00:32:20,360
done by Wake Forest University School of Medicine.

614
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:21,360
That's interesting.

615
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:27,440
I've heard that an orgasm can release endorphins to the level that your headache goes away.

616
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,120
Okay good to know.

617
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:34,560
All right so if you want to have an orgasm especially especially for women here but it's

618
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,960
also true for men.

619
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,960
You don't need lingerie.

620
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:42,300
You need to keep your socks on during sex.

621
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:47,600
So it says basically that cold feet can interfere with the ability to get really into sex especially

622
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:53,640
for women and it might be related to some sort of survival mechanism in your body where

623
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,120
you know you need to be totally relaxed and anxiety free and cold feet is kind of a big

624
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,560
no no if you're trying to survive.

625
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,560
Sure.

626
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:04,240
Do people keep their houses cold enough for cold feet nowadays.

627
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:05,240
I don't know we do.

628
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:10,480
I mean but I get cold feet when it's 70 in the house sometimes.

629
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,280
Really well you're like seven feet tall.

630
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,280
That's true.

631
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,280
Yeah.

632
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,440
But blood hasn't been down there for a while.

633
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,440
Right exactly.

634
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,160
It takes a while for it to circulate.

635
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,160
Yeah.

636
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,720
Hey good news for the 3 percent of people that have a really big penis.

637
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:31,600
A big penis won't stretch out or ruin a vagina.

638
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:37,080
Okay it says here that there's a popular myth that having too much sex or having sex with

639
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:42,680
a large partner or large toy can stretch out a woman's vagina and or labia resulting in

640
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,680
roast beef flaps.

641
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:49,120
It says that the vaginal canal is a muscle and does not permanently stretch from having

642
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:53,960
accommodated a large penis or toy and it says it bounces back quickly and that the shape

643
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:58,620
and size of labia are unique to each woman and not indicative of her sexual status or

644
00:33:58,620 --> 00:33:59,620
history.

645
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:03,480
But I don't know that we're going to convince a lot of the people on the internet of that.

646
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,480
That's fascinating.

647
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:10,520
I know one of the best sayings I ever heard was by a firefighter and he said oh what the

648
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,520
hell is he saying.

649
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:16,920
It was a basically came down to you know babies come out of there your penis isn't big enough.

650
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:17,920
Yeah.

651
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:25,000
He was he didn't say it to me he said it to somebody else that we were at a table eating

652
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,800
dinner with all men of course.

653
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,800
Well yeah.

654
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:33,200
Although I believe it is possible and I'm not a doctor but I believe it is possible

655
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,640
in childbirth to tear a lot of those muscles.

656
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:41,000
And so I guess depending on the healing and everything having a baby could influence a

657
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,360
little bit I suppose.

658
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,880
I am certain that it does.

659
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,880
Yes.

660
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:46,880
All right.

661
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,720
Let's talk about the G spot Mike.

662
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,600
Oh the G spot.

663
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:51,600
Yes.

664
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,240
Is that like the clitoris it doesn't exist.

665
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:55,120
No it's the Google thing.

666
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:59,480
That's where the Google CEO and board meet.

667
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:04,680
So basically this is saying that the G spot is a misnomer because it's not actually a

668
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:10,860
discrete anatomical entity but it's an area of the urethral sponge that's highly sensitive

669
00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:12,520
for many people.

670
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:17,640
But they say that bodies and arousal are complex and there's no surefire technique that works

671
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:18,640
for everybody.

672
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:23,440
So you may have a spot that that you identify as the G spot but it isn't a spot and it's

673
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,800
not in the same spot for every person.

674
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:26,800
That makes sense.

675
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,080
I would like to make an aside real quick.

676
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,080
Yes let's do that.

677
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:35,800
I have about a quarter left of the cigar and it has become very dark and flavorful.

678
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,480
There's been a lot of flavor change for me on the cigar.

679
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:44,000
I don't know what yours is like but I have to make note of that.

680
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:49,920
Into that dark bit I got a bit of that earlier taste you were talking about at the start

681
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:55,760
of the cigar for maybe one or two puffs and I thought oh no but it was just this flavor

682
00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:00,480
change shifting into the darker so I concur with you.

683
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,480
There we go.

684
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,480
There we go.

685
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:08,280
All right so apparently as a society we are talking about sex more but we're having it

686
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,280
less.

687
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:19,360
I have consumed media that has claimed that Gen Z is the lowest sexed generation in American

688
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,280
history and I don't know if that's true or not obviously.

689
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,280
Yeah.

690
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,280
That's what they're claiming.

691
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,680
And that's what they're claiming.

692
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,080
I don't know how they could possibly know that but.

693
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,080
I don't know.

694
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,400
I don't know how anybody knows anything about a lot of this stuff.

695
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,400
Right.

696
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,600
A lot of random surveys I guess but you'd have to blanket.

697
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:40,040
I mean I don't think I've ever gotten a sex survey but you would think there'd be enough

698
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,240
people that wouldn't answer it.

699
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:44,840
I have never been a part of any survey so.

700
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:45,840
Yeah.

701
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:50,120
Not even the rate your satisfaction at the bowling lanes or something?

702
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,520
No.

703
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:52,520
Never even one of those.

704
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,520
Oh okay.

705
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,120
They don't ask people like me that.

706
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,400
And you mentioned it not me.

707
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:02,780
So there fucker.

708
00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:04,140
There we go.

709
00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:10,440
So this one is and this one here unlike the book we talked about recently this says this

710
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,520
is definitely a correlation but not causation.

711
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:19,360
The average person's sexual peak is the same age they can rent a car which is about 25

712
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,360
according to the study.

713
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:26,000
So you'll have your most sex around age 25 and that's about that.

714
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,800
People in their 20s have sex more than 80 times per year.

715
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:36,600
45 by age 45 it's down to 60 times per year and by 65 it's 20 times per year.

716
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:42,400
Okay well that was not the case for me but I spent my 20s working.

717
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,400
Yes.

718
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,400
Lots of working.

719
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:49,080
And that was not the case for me because I spent my high school years in the Boy Scouts.

720
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,560
Just kidding.

721
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:59,040
Okay so we were talking a little bit about penis sizes and you know about the male orgasms

722
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:04,640
and things like that but I think this one here now is when it comes to pleasure the

723
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:09,920
girth is more important than the length according to women I guess.

724
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,920
I have heard that before.

725
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,800
And I think if you know how to work it that's probably also helps.

726
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:16,900
Sure.

727
00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:21,440
So this one I think is true I think.

728
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:28,440
So it says here the only thing that fancy condoms turn on is your credit card.

729
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:33,780
So the ribbed condoms which totally don't taste like ribs by the way they're more marketing

730
00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:35,640
magic than sex magic.

731
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:42,400
So this doctor or somebody is saying that the condoms with the little bumps and ticklers

732
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,640
and ridges don't really do anything.

733
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:50,520
Don't those condoms only come out of vending machines and shady bathrooms nowadays?

734
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,320
You can get a box of the Trojan Ribbed.

735
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:59,080
I haven't looked for those ever so I guess maybe they are sold.

736
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:06,040
Well they've got some that come pre-lubed or with spermicide or they've got a few different

737
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,040
varieties.

738
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,040
Sure.

739
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:13,040
I know they have the magnums that claim to be bigger for the guys who have large penis

740
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:17,400
and they're just regular sized condoms but they charge a little bit more and make everybody

741
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,400
feel better.

742
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,760
I had a conversation with somebody about this and I'm not going to mention their name but

743
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,080
we know who they are.

744
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,000
Both of us know this person.

745
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:33,280
And I watched a video of a lady who said basically she was saying wear a condom no matter what

746
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,960
and she was making fun of the guys that say their penis is too big to fit a condom on

747
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:37,960
their penis.

748
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,200
Apparently that was a thing at one time.

749
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:45,400
And so she took a condom out of a wrapper and it was a black lady with a shaved head

750
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:51,800
and she took the condom and put it around her whole head without ripping it.

751
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:56,800
And then this person said oh you can't do that so I took a condom and my hair was about

752
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:02,640
an inch long at the time and I put it around my head and it ripped a little bit on my hair.

753
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:08,000
If it would have been smooth I could have put it around my head too.

754
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,840
I thought there was a whole bunch of videos in the 2000s of people putting condoms on

755
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,600
their head and like blowing and inflating them so they would shoot off their head.

756
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:16,600
Oh maybe.

757
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:17,600
I don't know.

758
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:22,440
I've seen balloon animals made out of condoms for sure.

759
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:27,560
So here it comes back to what we talked about at the top.

760
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,200
Men can orgasm without ejaculating.

761
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,500
So it says well ejaculation generally does coincide with an orgasm.

762
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:35,920
The two actually occur in rapid succession.

763
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,240
And this is the person who wrote the book Living in Orgasmic Life who's a sex educator

764
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:46,260
and author and he claims or she claims that men can learn to differentiate between the

765
00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:52,480
two and have orgasms without ejaculating which I guess men can have that because there are

766
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,840
some medical conditions that would prevent you from doing so.

767
00:40:55,840 --> 00:41:00,520
But again I don't know that it's a full on blanket statement like you can learn to do

768
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:01,520
it.

769
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:02,520
Maybe.

770
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,200
I'm guessing it's not like arithmetic.

771
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:09,640
Yeah probably not.

772
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:15,920
Okay and this this last one here and I like to point these things out because it really

773
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:22,280
feels in our society anyway that a lot of things afflicting men whether it be you know

774
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:29,520
depression or let's say prostate cancer or testicular cancer or anything else to do just

775
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:35,160
with men is kind of swept under the rug in the societal discourse.

776
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:43,000
So this last one here is men suffer from low libido just as much as women do.

777
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:49,100
They said that this this doctor here says that in practice the number of couples complaining

778
00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:52,880
of low sex sexual desire is about equal.

779
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:53,880
Interesting.

780
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,000
So that is that.

781
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,520
I wonder how much of that is situational.

782
00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,520
I guess I don't know.

783
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,520
That would be.

784
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:01,520
How do you mean?

785
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:06,120
You know not low sexual desire necessarily but I can tell you when I got a lot of crap

786
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:11,320
going on sex is just not in my not in my list of priorities you know.

787
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:16,040
Yeah well I think it's the same as women you know if you're not in the mood you're not

788
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:23,840
in the mood and there's a big thing where you know men are in let's say media movies

789
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:30,200
and things men are always eager and ready to go at the drop of a hat and I just don't

790
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,000
think that that's true.

791
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,280
I mean I know it's not true but.

792
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,280
Right.

793
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,520
You know I mean I personally know it's not true if I got a lot of shit going on at work

794
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:44,160
and a lot of other shit going on at home I'm focused on that and the stress of that just

795
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,680
kind of takes over I guess.

796
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:52,800
Yeah and you know unfortunately men can feel bloated too and if I don't get enough you

797
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:58,360
know I mean honestly you know I mean if any excuse a woman makes I mean not really excuse

798
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:03,920
but any reason a woman makes a man can make just as easily you know and it should be just

799
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:04,920
as valid.

800
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:08,800
It is just as valid from my perspective but we're also not.

801
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,960
Mine too.

802
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:15,400
We've talked about this before a lot of these societal things we have going on with sex

803
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:23,840
are really single dating people things who are engaging in risky behaviors it's not like

804
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:29,640
people who are in committed long term relationships or in any sort of stable environment they're

805
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,960
doing things that are generally not safe.

806
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:33,960
Yes.

807
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,720
And I would consider online dating to be one of those things.

808
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:42,640
If you're meeting with strangers it's not you're not engaging in a safe behavior you

809
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,320
are engaging in a dangerous behavior.

810
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:53,660
So not that I think I think online dating in itself with the intent of being dating

811
00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:54,720
is fine.

812
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:58,200
The online hookup stuff not fine.

813
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:05,880
I mean online dating is is it's more it's different than going to your gym a bar a library

814
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:10,220
out on the streets and trying to date someone because at least everybody on the online dating

815
00:44:10,220 --> 00:44:16,720
platform wants to date but that doesn't mean that these people aren't dangerous or you

816
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:19,920
know have weird unsafe desires and things like that.

817
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,400
So you always have to be whether you're whenever you're meeting somebody you don't know you

818
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,360
always have to be extra safe.

819
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,600
Right I'm fine with any.

820
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:32,240
I'm OK with anything anybody wants to do but acknowledging that it's not a hundred percent

821
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,240
safe activity.

822
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:34,240
Yeah exactly.

823
00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:35,240
Yeah.

824
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:44,760
But I'm fine with you know if you want an online date that's great if you want to hookup

825
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,120
culture that's great.

826
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:50,400
But even if you're going with the intent of like being in a relationship it's still risky

827
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:56,360
meeting somebody you don't know or have met before who's not part of your normal social

828
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,360
circle.

829
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:03,800
At least when you're part of your normal social circle with heavy air quotes there's a lot

830
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:08,400
of social pressure to not to behave in a way that's correct.

831
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:09,400
Right.

832
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:13,280
Where it's not necessarily the case if it's somebody that you don't know and nobody you

833
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,080
know knows them either.

834
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:19,760
You know even a blind date with somebody that your friend knows is they're going to behave

835
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:24,240
in a way that's socially acceptable most likely because they know somebody you know.

836
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,240
Yes.

837
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:31,280
But if if everybody followed that logic there would be no movie Titanic because Rose was

838
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,360
not in his social circles.

839
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:34,480
No.

840
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,680
And that's why she allowed him to just drown to death.

841
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,500
That's why the ship sink.

842
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:41,680
It was their punishment.

843
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,920
That's right.

844
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:44,920
God.

845
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,100
That is right.

846
00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:48,380
That is right.

847
00:45:48,380 --> 00:45:53,520
So basically if you don't want to get pregnant or have your partner get pregnant either don't

848
00:45:53,520 --> 00:46:00,120
have sex or at the very bare minimum use a condom which would be not the bare minimum.

849
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,340
Ha ha ha.

850
00:46:01,340 --> 00:46:05,520
Use some method of birth control which I'm guessing all of the people who are listening

851
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,000
are already aware of.

852
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,520
But but there we are not.

853
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:16,160
There are all sorts of birth control and protection for sex that you can find out from yourself

854
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:20,360
by yourself in the comfort of your own home on your company's work computer.

855
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,360
Ha ha ha.

856
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:26,480
Or on your subordinate's office just by Googling or you could talk to a doctor or some other

857
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:30,080
sort of professional because Mike and I are neither of those things.

858
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,660
I mean we might be your co-worker I guess but probably not.

859
00:46:33,660 --> 00:46:35,080
It's possible.

860
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:41,560
Did I ever tell you when I got hooked up with my work phone and laptop years ago.

861
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:42,960
I do not believe so.

862
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:49,200
So this was a while ago and the person who set me up with my phone and laptop at that

863
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:57,160
time said multiple times probably five times do not look at pornography on your work phone

864
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,640
and or laptop like five times.

865
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,280
And it was a tech person who was a woman.

866
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:07,260
And I looked at her and it's probably the third time not the fifth time because it happened

867
00:47:07,260 --> 00:47:08,440
after I said it.

868
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:13,960
Is this really a problem that people are looking up at like inappropriate things on their work

869
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:14,960
stuff.

870
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:19,680
And she looked at me and she said you would be shocked at the number of people looking

871
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,160
at pornography on their work phone and or laptop.

872
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,560
I'm like oh my God.

873
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,080
What the hell is wrong with people.

874
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,240
She said it's mostly guys in their 50s.

875
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:32,240
This was OK.

876
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:34,160
Now they'd be closer to 60.

877
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:35,460
Let's put it that way.

878
00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:41,040
But it's like these older guys that are not with it with technology probably didn't have

879
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,520
a smartphone I'm guessing.

880
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:46,640
Yeah they're probably their first smartphone their first internet device you know.

881
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:47,640
Right.

882
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,880
Which to me is just incredible.

883
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:56,840
I know a lot of big organizations the one that I work for they have their own list of

884
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,520
sites you can't can't visit.

885
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:04,840
And a lot of them dealing with like motion pictures or movies are restricted.

886
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,520
You can't like I can't go to IMDb dot com on my work.

887
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,520
Oh sure.

888
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,920
But you can go to YouTube and watch whatever you want on YouTube.

889
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,120
But you can't go to IMDb to learn about movies.

890
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:17,640
So not that you're really learning about movies but you know what I mean if you want to know

891
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:18,640
who the actor is.

892
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,420
But you can go on Wikipedia and look up any number of things there.

893
00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:25,800
But I've never looked at that kind of material on any kind of work device because that would

894
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,440
be insane to do.

895
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:29,440
Right.

896
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:35,040
So for what I understand at least for my work laptop and phone there's no restriction at

897
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,040
all.

898
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:42,080
But OK I'm guessing there's an alert that would be sent if I were doing something inappropriate.

899
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:47,040
So yeah I mean I guess it might be an alert or maybe they run an audit monthly or something

900
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:50,040
of you know the cash or something.

901
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:51,040
Oh sure.

902
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,400
You know the cash images or something.

903
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:58,240
I know I don't know but I know there's a lot of things you can you can set up on like your

904
00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:02,880
router at home to restrict certain devices from going certain places and things or just

905
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,640
any device connected to your thing.

906
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:12,080
And I think that that's a little less necessary now at least at the router level because most

907
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:15,220
phones have no issue accessing the Internet anymore.

908
00:49:15,220 --> 00:49:17,800
So you'd have to if you wanted to restrict like family members and things you'd have

909
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,360
to do a router one and then you'd have to figure out with your carrier provider how

910
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:25,200
to restrict like all phones have like child plans and things.

911
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,680
So I'm sure you could restrict any device on your plan that you wanted to.

912
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:29,680
But right.

913
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:35,160
I mean I don't have children as you know but I did look up this is a while ago when my

914
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:43,080
nieces and nephews are younger and Zuckerberg has children and his kids had flip phones

915
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:46,420
until they were well into their teenage years.

916
00:49:46,420 --> 00:49:49,440
He did not allow them to have smartphones at all.

917
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,460
Didn't want them to have smartphones.

918
00:49:51,460 --> 00:49:54,960
It's like well so this guy who was a billionaire who's a tech guy.

919
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,240
Selling everybody's data.

920
00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:58,840
Yeah from selling everybody's data is like no no no.

921
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,360
His kids data to be sold.

922
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,240
Yeah he doesn't want his kids have access to the Internet.

923
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:06,840
He wants them to have access to telephones you know.

924
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:17,920
My brother his oldest kid one of them he had his son get a what is it iPod and the iPod

925
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:22,440
had Wi-Fi and he can make cell phone calls off of that at like the movie theater or whatever

926
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,520
because everybody says Wi-Fi now.

927
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,400
And that's what he did.

928
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,920
So that seemed to be effective too.

929
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,440
I was like oh that's weird but it worked.

930
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,560
Yeah yeah yeah I think I'd rather go the phone route.

931
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:39,520
I don't mind being able to I don't know we haven't come to that because our oldest is

932
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,680
only three.

933
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,060
So right.

934
00:50:42,060 --> 00:50:43,960
But I know I didn't get a phone.

935
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:47,720
Well I mean phones weren't really a thing until I got into high school.

936
00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:51,920
You know like my grandpa I remember my grandpa had a phone for his car for his business but

937
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,140
they were car phones.

938
00:50:53,140 --> 00:50:55,760
They weren't really nobody really called them cell phones.

939
00:50:55,760 --> 00:51:00,340
They were in a little like briefcase and they went into the the you know the cigarette lighter

940
00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:02,840
outlet thing and that's how they powered.

941
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:06,040
But they weren't really termed a cell phone and it wasn't really something you could just

942
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:09,680
carry with you because it had to be powered from the car.

943
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,960
It didn't have a battery I don't think.

944
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:18,320
So no I had it had a adapter that plug into a cigarette or a wall.

945
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,880
They could plug it into the wall too.

946
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:20,880
Yeah yeah.

947
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:21,880
Yeah.

948
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,240
So yeah I mean the first phones that came out were the flip phones.

949
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:27,080
So that's kind of I didn't get one till I went to college.

950
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:30,920
I had the calling cards you know you had to dial like the one eight hundred and then put

951
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:35,040
in your long card number and took 15 minutes to make a call.

952
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,760
Yep I had a calling card when I went to college as well.

953
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:42,400
You know had like three hundred eighty minutes and my parents bought it and I literally only

954
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,760
used it to call them.

955
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:44,880
Yep yep.

956
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:48,440
And it was a simpler world I guess.

957
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,100
In some in some instances yes.

958
00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:56,360
My cigar is literally three eighths of an inch long right now and I'm trying to pop

959
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:57,360
on it.

960
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,640
Yeah my is weighed out there.

961
00:51:58,640 --> 00:51:59,640
It is.

962
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,360
Yeah I'm under an inch for sure.

963
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:04,360
So oh I am beyond burning my fingers.

964
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:10,160
I'm like trying not to burn my mouth.

965
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:11,560
So I'm cashed.

966
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,720
It was fantastic towards the end.

967
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:15,520
Yes this is very good.

968
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:16,520
I like it.

969
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:23,400
Yeah the the copy they put out on it which was a limited release and a master blend and

970
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:27,800
supposed to cultivate a blah blah blah with complex flavors.

971
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,560
It actually was really good.

972
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,360
So this is a limited release then huh.

973
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:33,560
Yes yeah yeah yeah.

974
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:38,200
So they will release a gen four next year.

975
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:42,760
You can still buy them online and I'm sure that they're still in lounges around the country.

976
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:43,760
So probably.

977
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:44,760
Yes.

978
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,400
Well I think the cigar was good.

979
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,960
I hope the topic was mildly interesting.

980
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:54,520
If any of our listeners decide to try the multiple male orgasm thing and it works for

981
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:58,380
you with minimal efforts let us know if it takes a lot of effort.

982
00:52:58,380 --> 00:53:00,040
We don't care.

983
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,040
Exactly.

984
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,040
Exactly.

985
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,040
Candles.

986
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:04,040
Apparently candles.

987
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:05,040
Yeah that might help.

988
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,040
They said handles.

989
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:07,040
I was like oh handles.

990
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:10,040
Sure there's a lot of handles around.

991
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,040
Candles.

992
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,040
Yes.

993
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,040
Oh yeah.

994
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,040
Hey honey why'd you come?

995
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:17,720
Why'd you get different knobs?

996
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:19,520
They look like giant dicks.

997
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:22,680
Handles are the third most.

998
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:23,680
Yeah.

999
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,840
So anyway thanks for listening.

1000
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:44,440
Be safe have fun.