That's like, that's how you fucking die.
And that guy did fucking die.
So, you know.
Comes around, goes around.
Welcome to Game of Nodes, a weekly podcast
from independent Validator teams.
Hello, welcome to Game of Nodes, a weekly podcast
from independent Validator teams.
And we're back to full strength today.
Purely, there was a little bit of confusion last week.
I guess mainly caused by the fact that apparently some of us,
by which I mean me, didn't put our projected absence
in the spreadsheet, merely just told everybody
and it got forgotten, resulting in a number of panic texts
received while up a mountain last week.
So, yeah, hopefully, I haven't actually had a chance
to catch up or I've only been back home a day or so.
I haven't had a chance to catch up on last week's episode.
How did it go?
Oh, it was great.
You should have been here.
We never got past the news section.
We hit the news section and then we had nowhere else to go.
Lovely stuff.
Well, on that note, I think it's time for Null's News Corner.
Do you want to take us through?
Right, actually, especially for me, like, take me through.
What did I miss last week when I was off?
There can't be Null's News Corner this week.
I've not got any news.
I've not made any preparations.
I've been incredibly busy all week.
I've got nothing.
It's a little bit of desperation in your eyes there,
actually, which is very, very gratified to see.
The only news I have is I'm drinking some whiskey from Usurpa.
Oh, nice.
It's sensational stuff.
Goes lovely with a Coke mixer, so you know.
Was this the stuff from Denver or no?
No, I bought it's a bourbon, isn't it?
Did I send you a bourbon?
I did.
It's it was a straight bourbon, maybe.
It was a short batch Elijah Craig.
That was a limited edition, and there was like a couple
just in the store near me.
And so I bought one extra.
I figured that's good for, you know, early mornings.
Would you start that on or off?
I can't figure out how to turn it off.
But when you say enough news, then about.
That's how it works.
It's driven by an AI.
There's a powerful AI working behind the scenes here.
It's like it's fucking it's it's blowing me out.
It's making me confused.
You had a you you did have a surprised look
on your face with that came up.
You're like, oh, shit.
How'd you go?
But last week, you went you went 90 minutes
with talking news and today you got nothing.
Well, I had I had time to prepare some news last week,
at least some talking points that we, you know,
talked about for a long time.
I have a follow up, though, but that's
can you turn the banner off because it's not news.
So if you want to do I can I have only one piece of news
that I'm aware of, which is that there
was my con mesh security demo.
So that was her.
I'm stuck for that.
There was so is there there must be a video up somewhere.
Huh?
We should be able to find that.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll try to look at that.
We'll put in the show notes.
You went to Osmocon.
No, no, I didn't.
No, I was just on.
I was just kept catching up on my Twitter notifications
and saw it.
Oh, there is.
There's the boxing segment from Osmocon.
We will also put a link to the show notes.
I couldn't that was that was some that was some sort of event.
It was something that was a show.
But I feel like that a lot of the real potential grudge
matches were just not represented there.
Because let's be honest, Jake Juan versus like Grace.
The world.
Like or versus.
What was it?
Yeah, who was it that he blocked from working on stuff?
Or like that would be.
Oh, yeah.
Who?
Yeah, they get the.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
The law the lawsuit.
All right, right.
Yeah.
So Grace was the lawsuit.
And then who is it?
Who is it was wanted to work on it?
The name escapes me.
Apologies.
Pull the small baby excuse.
Ding, ding, ding.
But that would have been a good grudge match.
Absolutely.
Potentially even two on one.
Like it's just them juking out of the starport.
Grace comes in with the chair like, you know, WWE style.
Well, it would be the community with the chair.
The community with the chair.
I don't know, I feel like the community kind of on the side.
Well, actually, no, it would have been Jacob with the chair
because he was like, he was the one thrown around the chair
during the whole situation.
I mean, the difficulty.
You know, the one that just sort of smell what?
When you smell what?
Good.
I can get that.
Ian is cooking.
So Grayson.
That's a show title right there.
Grayson Jay.
I was going to say.
Jay is in their ropes thing.
They're bouncing back and forth on the ropes, you know, doing
the coat hanger, going through the moves.
And then that's when Gadget Gadgetkin comes out from the crowd,
climbs up on the corner rope with the chair, with the fucking
not looking where he's going behind Jay and just fucking smack
with the chair and then the crowd.
But he's going all the shit.
Who's more chairs, the shirt doing more chairs.
Yeah, more chairs into the ring.
But who's deploying?
You know that thing where you would like to deploy a pasting
table and then somebody would get like.
Oh, yeah, I will drive them through the pasting table.
Yeah, or like.
Yeah, or are they put like, yeah, they put the thing above the.
Yeah, or they like from the top in hindsight, like the level
to which that shit was beyond the realm of staged is actually
quite obvious.
I know this is an obvious thing, but it depends on the age
you were when first exposed to this.
But, you know, when you're younger, a certain age, you're just like,
I wonder why there's a pasting table with two chairs on top of it.
And this guy is about to jump off the ropes onto two chairs,
the pasting table and four people.
And you're like, what an elaborate situation this wrestling match
has devolved into.
And then as an adult, you're like, it's like, you know, like the
South Park episode on it, where it's like actually just it's just
theater, but they they treat it like Shakespeare.
It's kind of like that, isn't it?
It's like the level to which is scripted is.
Fuck it off, I know.
Actually, I don't know if it still is because I grew up with it
in like the 80s and 90s where like it was like, you know, stone cold
and then the rock came up and then you have even going back in the old days,
like Coco beware and and like, you know, junkyard dog and all that kind of stuff.
We knew all those people, right?
They all had like very unique personalities and there were so many
open personalities, the other stuff coming forward.
And then and then it got a little bit nuts, right?
Because in like the WCW and the WWF and all that shit.
But not to do a not to do a media recommendation, but I highly recommend
people watch Dark Side of the Ring, which I think is
done by Vice, I think Vice, I think Vice did it.
And they have, I think they're in season four right now.
There's three other seasons or like 30 minute episodes and like back
stories are like a ton of wrestlers and stories.
And it is fucking fascinating.
It is a great, great show because there's so much death and shit around that
around that time, too, because of people getting hurt or like girlfriends dying
and all this like stuff.
And they do all the back stories and they have and they do like amazing
interviews. It is totally worth it.
Even if you're like, if you're if you're a little bit of a wrestling fan,
there is a ton of stuff back there.
If you want a different take on it about Vince McMahon by behind the
bastards, he covers like how.
What?
The bourbon and the phrase image.
Nice.
It was a guest appearance.
That was a guest appearance.
Behind the Bastards is a podcast that does an absolute fantastic
covering of of wrestling and like behind the Bastards.
Behind the Bastard.
Right. Yeah.
Yeah.
About like Vince McMahon and like how wrestlers are treated in the
background and like it's absolutely incredible.
It's like a five part series.
Really, really good.
Yeah.
And like so there anyway, all these stories are starting to come forward
out and everything else.
So how do we get in this?
How do we get in this fucking top?
Oh, so anyway, there's the reason I was bringing this up because they just
watched one last night about a wrestler by the name of Nick Cage, which is
like Nick was like a or he still is.
Like there's a bunch of those like like shock wrestlers that are like they'll
dive into a vat of razor blades and shit and get all cut up and beat up and
and everything else.
And they do like fights with with light bulbs and shit.
And then I was just watching it because they were doing like a
fluorescent light bulb thing and he fell on something and one like cut is
jugular and they literally a life flight amount of the guy was dead for
eight minutes.
They brought him back to life on the plane.
Everything is just like any.
Jesus.
They cut they sewed him back up.
He got to the hospital.
And he's like, I got to go back and they put him back.
He literally broke out of the hospital.
He went back in the car.
They wouldn't let him in the ring.
They were like holding him back to getting in the ring, but he had like
the stitches of his jugular and everything after being a life light.
He was back and like by the end of the show.
Some of these guys are fucking nuts.
It's great because they aren't given health insurance by Vince McMahon.
So you can't afford it.
I got to go back, baby.
All right, we'll put loads, loads to that too.
Behind the bastards and dark side.
So anyway, back to Cosmos wrestling.
You know what I would have thought would be like, she's like,
I thought would be like Shane and Jake.
Like let's put a couple million stars up for.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
That would have been a good one.
It's like at least 30 to 40 dollars, right?
At current prices.
I would have.
Shane and Jake would have been good one.
What else?
No, anybody?
Anybody?
Anybody want to fight in the Cosmos?
Jacob.
But literally name, name one of about 30 people he's pissed off.
Possibly more.
All right.
So let's go around.
If you had to do a Cosmos wrestling match, who would be your pick?
Frey.
There's it.
Frey.
What?
Oh, you've got one.
Nice.
Look at that, man.
Holy shit.
Were you in the ring?
Did I see you?
I wish I was.
Who would you get?
Who's there?
Because they, that's probably theirs.
What kind of, what kind of special shit are you getting over here?
What is this?
Did you hear that?
You know what?
I bet it's Jake.
I bet Jake's there.
I'm being elaborately cracked.
I think it's what's happening here.
Actually, yeah, that would make sense if Jake was there because there was an arm that had
like all the little fucking, oh, he might be the one that you get when you, I'm sure
it was a big thing.
Yeah.
That kind of it.
That's, I'm sure people can work it out.
You look good.
All right.
So who's your pick?
Who's your pick?
Let's go round.
Yeah.
So just, you know, from recent events, because I'm struggling.
What about code hands versus Cosmo station?
I meant you.
Who would you pick?
Like Nulls in the ring.
Who's on the ring?
Nulls in the ring.
Oh, who do I want to wrestle?
You want to wrestle.
Who do you want to wrestle?
I don't know, man.
I'm a lover notifier.
I don't care.
I feel like, I feel like it might be Don Kripferanium for you.
Do you fight Don?
Not really.
Like imagine the smell from you or him.
It's in the ring.
Do you want to think who you genuinely have beef with?
Not really.
You have much beef, right?
No, like people in the situation doesn't be beef.
You have like a very high kind of base level of annoyance at everybody.
But I'm not out here like, you know, fucking arguing with people.
I just like, yeah.
I think I would go the soft from secret.
I think he would be an absolute hooch to hang out with and he has like three kids.
So you know he knows how to pillow fight.
I guess it depends.
Like are you in it for the actual fight?
Like is it kind of a fight, but it's also kind of a real fight or is it just jokes,
jokes, jokes?
So the thing is like, I don't think anyone in this room has like public beef with anyone.
So I don't know.
I think it was just jokes, jokes.
I quite like, I just quite like to like, if you know those gladiator pole type situations,
if it was that I'd quite like to duke it out with Demi.
Cause he was quite nimble, like you know, if you ever hung out with him, but I reckon he
put up quite a good fight.
Like it'd be quite a close run thing.
He'd be scrappy.
Yeah.
But I think if you land like a really big hit on him, he'd fall off the platform.
Like I think that's how you need to do it.
You'd have to kind of power, like power on a shot.
I imagine Demi has a high skill count.
I imagine Demi is being like really short for some reason and you really tall.
So this seems like a very David and Goliath type.
He's quite, he's not like, he's not sure.
No, I don't think so.
I haven't met him in person.
So all I'm dressing by is like.
10, 11, he was at like the steak fish hacker house in California.
I saw like him in the background or something, but that's about all I've got.
I feel like you serve a versus artifact would be a good, I would, I would be a degenerate
by the side of that ring, fucking throwing money down to bet.
Are you kidding?
John would kill anyone.
John would describe me.
He would kill me.
Knew it.
I knew it.
Fucking knew it.
It's not mute.
It's so mute.
It's a great try though.
Yeah, keep talking.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Now he's going to disappear and then go off mute.
I think he was.
So I wonder if, so for the podcast audience, there's Jake has just come into the screen
and he's saying a lot of shit that no one can hear or understand because it's on mute.
And now he's just walked off in frustration.
I don't know.
It must have been funny.
The phrase on the side.
Oh my God.
He's got some really unresolved anger issues, you know, like, I think I'm just glad that
nobody had to actually deal with what he was saying because that was really quite unpleasant.
Do you want to just go, mate, do you want to go calm down?
Yeah.
Right.
There's, come on.
Be cool man.
All right.
Okay.
Was he, was he into that bourbon before he handed it to you?
I was in the Elijah.
It's just sitting at the table.
He's getting uncomfortably close.
He's talking again to the muted microphone.
This is perfect.
Just keep it.
It's command D bro.
Command D on mute.
I heard, I saw the F bomb there.
I can see what's going on here.
Yeah.
I'm just giving the bottle away.
Oh my God.
Take this down.
So James not yet got the hang of how muting works on StreamYard.
You might have also noticed that.
So in between that, that vitriolic outburst and now.
Wait, is it, is it still muted?
Yeah.
I want to turn Gaddick into the next fucking cosmos drama resolver.
I want to see that fucker in the ring.
Let's go.
I should be grateful that I've not said shit about notional.
Ned, I'm going to say, just see me in the ring.
You know, we'll, we'll, we'll figure it out.
We're going to resolve the drama.
It'll be awesome.
Great.
Also, you just say it was Damien in the ring.
No.
Yeah.
Gaddick and Damien.
Jake, could you fight this week or this last week?
Yeah, I did.
Who, who was it?
I forget.
Well, the other people I wanted to fight weren't there.
So I wound up getting the other, the other 100,000 people that.
I wound up fighting a like a spade from Neutron.
Oh yeah.
It was fun.
It was great.
We had a good time.
Oh, it'll be in the video.
Yeah.
I remember.
It was good.
You said we're saying you wanted to see you.
Yeah, everyone did.
I, I, I will have a good one.
Shane was there.
I thought he was there.
He was there.
Yeah.
Jacob, I don't know.
Jacob would be tough.
I think he would, he would just drop them and actually go after.
It's kind of like meatloaf and fight club, you know?
Yeah.
I think it off my fucking porch.
Whoever is like,
it's going to get tired it out before you move Gadigan because it's like a,
it's like a small pillow mass hitting like, you know, Bob.
It's back to like, to what extent are you taking this as a serious
composition you want to win versus like, well, that's what you need.
You need some comedy and then two people get in the ring and go, oh shit,
this is not serious.
You don't know if it's coming.
I'm not coming.
That's what you need.
I like that other guy.
I mean, some people were really serious like a Changos fight.
Wow.
They really went for it.
That was pretty intense.
Yeah.
Pills are going in your fuck changers.
Yeah.
I don't know who that is, but the pills are going in some of those I saw.
I know.
I quite like to, I quite like to fight Ramor, I think that'd be fun.
That'd be fun.
We can start like a Australian.
I feel like I'll have you.
Proper dirty.
So I'd have no, no, like, like no compunctions about kicking his ass.
I don't know.
He's pretty, he's pretty slight.
I feel like a pillow might take him out.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I guess I only ever see Ramor from like here up.
He looks like a guy with upper body strength.
So I was like, he looks like he's not really slight.
No, he's just, you know, got to hang shit on him.
Do you know what the fuck is it?
It has to be null versus Ramor, Australian grudge match.
Definitely.
Yeah.
It'd be null and Ramor versus the world.
It can only be one.
Look at that.
Two Australians in the course master.
Second Australians.
There's that PFC dude.
Actually, he's Australian.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
He was in Melbourne the other day.
We had a beer.
Now he knows where he is.
What's his home address now?
He was in a hotel.
So I couldn't tell you.
And his mother's maiden name, maybe.
Just, you know, your basic, basic facts.
Basic 411.
Yeah.
That one.
I got a really good street food that day.
It was like a barn me, like a pork, pork belly barn me found in that street.
I got to get back there.
Man, that shit was fucking good.
And the beer was pretty good too.
But it was like all the way over the other side of Melbourne, man.
It took me like half a day to fucking drive there.
Melbourne's not that big.
Like how fucking bad a driver are you?
It's fucking peak hour all day here.
It's like from 5 a.m. to fucking 10 p.m. is like peak hour.
I think that they were doing some sort of road works too, which was really, really inconvenient.
Fuck me over the entire week.
Anyway, so I did back to my follow up news from that I was talking about like, you know, fucking 20 minutes ago.
So do you recall, was it, I don't remember if it was last week, Shiltsy or the week before that I think it was the week before we were talking about like, you know, is there any easy life.
Is there any repercussions for leaving a network or is there any easy way to leave a network?
Well, I'm leaving a network.
So after our conversation in which I said some networks that I made, well, I said fucking two weeks ago, which one I might leave.
And like a couple of days later, my biggest delegation on that network fucked up.
Maybe related or not.
We're talking about Mars, aren't we?
Yeah, well, I don't know if like, I don't know, you know, what the reach of this broadcast is.
Hey, dude, if you were listening to this and you've fucked off because you thought I might leave it sometime.
Well, thank you.
You made the decision for me now because the amount of delegation left is like insignificant.
So I can feel I feel like I can leave without, you know, fucking anyone over too badly.
So thanks closing off on the 15th of August.
So don't delegate.
Have you have you zitted that out on crypto?
Oh, yeah, what's with that fucking X bullshit?
Are they actually re naming it X?
Yeah, yeah, it happened.
Exhibit has bought it, right?
It went through so you know all that show the like, you know, the SEC or whatever, it's all good.
Exhibit has bought it and like everything he's renamed it.
I don't know what it's like.
It's surely surely exhibit didn't buy fucking Twitter and it's not talking about like the rapper.
Yeah, that exists.
That admittedly that is an oblique oblique old school ref.
We just, you know, X X going to give it whatever fuck it.
Yeah, I just, you know, the apparently Elon's been trying to call something X since like before PayPal apparently they tried to call he tried to get PayPal called X it was called like X dot com or something like that.
And they were like, maybe fucking knows what this does.
Can we just call it something done please like pay me dot com.
And he was like, no, it's X.
They're like, okay, overall, that's fucking PayPal.
Let's go make a billion dollars.
Next question, Elon.
What are we going to call tweets?
He actually, he was sold a, he was sold PayPal quite cheap.
Yeah, there's Z.
Z.
Z dot X.
Zed up crypto zeta.
I come to the Twitter to like work on like actual stuff and then everything's crazy now.
I mean, nothing makes sense.
Nothing makes sense.
I mean, luckily he gives a fuck about Twitter anyway.
Sorry, X whatever it's fucking called X.
Yeah, but like they're getting rid of one of the biggest like to tweet has entered the
common lexicon to just throw that out the window is so outrageous to me.
Yeah, but like fucking so was so was VHS like, you know, tape you want to, you know, blockbuster
like plenty of stuff comes in guys.
I don't know.
It's all just, eh, nothing matters anymore.
So you're saying nothing matters anymore.
We killed him, et cetera, et cetera, let's all go Z.
That's the you have to do that.
You have to do that before you do it.
You go, then you start typing.
It's very inconvenient when you try to do it from a mobile because you got to put it down,
put it in your pocket, do the gesture.
Is the Bohemian Rhapsody section of the second exactly.
Actually, if you want to do, do you want to do as a guest, Jay, do you want to do the
draw three of the week?
Oh yeah.
So guest reader.
So you need to flick through just, just flick through it to a run in place, put your finger
on a tweet.
There's probably sticky days in there.
Just what just stay away from you to pick it.
You have got to just flick and point.
Flick and point.
Right here.
This is the three of the day.
What sections in it's in muscles.
Just to read sad.
I mean, right.
Put pictures of fat 1920s babies up next to the muscle builders of modern day.
And you will see that their skill levels are comparably equal.
I think it's maybe how you deliver it.
Maybe that's the difference.
That's a good delivery.
I know I got all tight into that, but I got that one straight away.
Like there was an awfully delivered.
I understood and fucking knew it straight away.
Whatever the fucking freight delivers, you have to sit there and fucking put five minutes
before I can laugh.
Jake's buying that book on Amazon.
Like eight minutes.
This is when you really saw out the people that pay attention to show.
He doesn't watch a stupid ass show.
Right.
Like I feel like too much time at the Dow line palace.
That's right.
I could see there being an hour long like podcast once a week where Jake just fucking
like ASMR drill tweets of the week into the fucking night.
He's doing it.
He's doing a cooking show.
Yo, Hollywood.
Check this out.
Double flops over face forward lies stills becomes dust over the course of 100 years
and is separated by the wind.
The tree didn't make any sense.
Typical one that's more like a fucking radar.
That's more like that's what usually stare at go.
They often make more sense when you see them on the paper, but you're on the page
because a lot of them have asterisks, you know, which is the kind of, you know,
not noting of action taking place.
The action.
Yeah. So, you know, when it's like, you know, Rev's like asterisk Rev's motorbike,
you know, asterisk.
All right.
Here's one.
A trail of rose petals leads you to a room based in warm candlelight piled on the
sofa is every Guinness record book published after 2004.
I think it's all the delivery that came from the sex category.
Yeah, I feel like you kind of need to know the category.
There you go.
Point. If you're a fan of this segment three times, pretty good.
This three weeks worth.
That's like that was really getting your money's worth, isn't it?
Well, that was good.
Jake, what brings you to this side of the pond?
Secret plans.
Oh, yeah.
Well, Casino was that, yeah, he's that Cosmo or not Cosmo.
Yeah.
No, I've been in like Europe for like a month and a half.
I'm like a nomad now.
All right.
Oh yeah, it's true.
You're a, you're transient.
I'm, yeah, sure.
Transient.
Wow.
Something.
It's very sparkly.
It's a very sparkly emperor from Star Wars.
Yes.
I'm now just completely evil and I've joined the dark side and I'm the emperor from
Star Wars.
You know, I was thinking the other day, where do you hire henchmen?
Is that where you get the five group?
No, it's got a five.
I think that's what you can find it on the dark night and stuff like that.
Until they marched on Moscow and I think they call got liquidated now.
Right.
That's that.
Yeah.
So I mean, like not even for like, you know, I'm not talking about a doctor evil situation,
but what if you were just really rich and just, you know, wanted henchmen thugs?
Yeah.
Private military.
When you get them, you should get them from private military organization.
Blackwater.
You know, I think, how do you know?
Like, what are they?
Like, do they drive your car and make breakfast?
Well, the U S actually kind of like sublets, private militaries.
There's a big thing about it a couple of years back.
I mean, PW Singer's book, what's called corporate warriors is absolutely fascinating read on
this from the early 2000s.
And then obviously, they read it at the end of the 1990s.
And then all of it came through to like all the predictions in the book came true during
the invasion of Iraq.
Subsequently, where they were like, the next big war, it's just going to be halibut and
printing money.
We've outsourced all of our ability to do the logistics.
So all these big companies can make shutters of money.
There's a huge incentive to go to war for like, not huge reason, knock over a place,
redo rebuild all their stuff.
And probably a lot of the combat and auxiliary operations will be done by third parties, like
Blackwater.
Hey, so you know, you know, MLNs like multi level marketing.
The what are they fucking called Amway, who are like, you know, the big original multi
level, you know, her life, people or whatever.
Yeah, big stake owner in Blackwater.
Are they?
Yeah.
And they're one of the biggest Republican donors.
Yeah, exactly.
They're like, they donate loads of money to make sure that their type of multi level marketing
isn't put under the same rules as Ponzi schemes or pyramid schemes.
And they also have their own private army and fucking Betsy DeVos, who was like the
Trumpy education secretary person.
And she's that same fucking family, like they're literally like at the heart of American like
political culture.
There's this massive fucking pyramid scheme.
And it was just like cool about it.
But they're just like doing human rights abuses on the other side of the world.
You're like capitalism, you know, like, oh, yeah, we want to sell some like junk fucking
herbal remedies from our garage and 40 years later, they're running a private military.
You got to do something without that money we're going to do.
It's only somebody fucking arenas and shit you can buy at some point.
You got to buy an army, right?
Keep moving up.
Yeah, you can't scroll away forever, right?
You can't take it with you.
You got to buy some tanks, march on Moscow.
Yeah, yeah.
That's fair.
Even the march on Moscow didn't work out so well for pre-Gosian, did it?
So what even happened there?
I wasn't following that.
I know like there was a march on Moscow and then suddenly they had like met and then they
were like just like, I forget it.
Yeah, I guess in your time it would have been like we do it in the morning, like first thing
in the morning or was it in the middle of the night?
I think it was first thing in the morning that they marched.
Yeah, I was just enjoying watching the fucking live map of where the tanks were.
Right, right.
The driving towards Moscow still was driving towards Moscow.
You're like, ooh, Civil War lads.
I remember reading like that.
That was even problematic.
What book it was a while ago, but there was a story about like in, we never hear about
like in World War II battles and things like that where you'd have civilians watching like
a battle, right?
Or there'd be somebody where they'd be walking through a street, but you'd have people just
living their lives, right?
And there was video of that this time too.
Did you guys see that where they had like tanks rolling up and they're shooting it across
each other and people just standing on the corner with phones, just taking video of that
shit?
Like there's also, I can find some YouTube videos, but literally they're standing out there like
hiding behind a tree.
There's guys running across like across intersections.
There's tanks pulling up and they're just watching.
Then somebody walks by with like a child.
Like it was pretty insane to see some of that stuff.
I mean, that happened during the Civil War.
Whenever the, like the initial battle happened, a lot of like the rich folks were like, oh,
let's go have a picnic outside the battle so we can watch it unfold.
So what happens?
Yeah.
And so then naturally like half of them died in the crossfire and blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
But like the idea that they just pull up whenever people are like firing cans at each other to
go see the latest entertainment is just absolutely outrageous.
They didn't have good aim back then.
Yeah.
Which makes it worse.
Yeah.
So I was reading a thing recently about how people were more blasé in the past about collateral
damage.
I was like, I think the people who have been victim to collateral damage have always been
less blasé about it.
I'll be totally honest, but...
Was that in the drill tweet book or were you reading that?
Oh, yeah.
Shit, that was a drill tweet.
We were much more blasé in the past about collateral damage.
But yeah.
But I think it was actually, it was in the context of like American foreign policy and
like...
And also like NATO, like, you know, I think it was basically like the premise of something
like, oh, you know, there used to be a lot of training accidents and things like this.
And people were just like, eh, you know, this shit happens.
And like by 19...
When it was 1991, like the Gulf War, there were so few losses due to enemy action that
it started becoming a...
So before that, the military really didn't get too real fox about collateral damage.
And then they were like, whoa, hang on.
The majority of the casualties are collateral damage.
Wait a second.
So then they started having to take it seriously as a PR thing.
But yeah.
Yolo, whatever.
Yolo.
I couldn't think of a way to end that.
This is a good whiskey.
It is good whiskey, right?
It's very Moorish.
Speaking about that bourbon, you said how do you feel about that being drunk with Coke?
He can do it.
Oh, it's good straight.
It's good neat.
It's good little mix.
It's fine.
What's the difference between bourbon and whiskey?
That is a show of its own.
What was the question, Schiltzi?
What's the difference between bourbon and whiskey?
It's a sub-pane whiskey, really.
It's a bit sweeter, but they're both whiskies in some respect, aren't they?
Yes.
Okay, got it.
So whiskey with an E is Irish whiskey.
Whiskey with a Y is Scotch whiskey.
And Scotch whiskey has a minimum maturation time.
And it's typically because of, there's obviously like no fucking oak left here.
But it has to be in, well, it doesn't have to be an oak barrels, but it usually is.
Although I guess they're always, oh yeah, okay, cool.
Thank you.
Everyone take a shot and let's do Cosmos heartaches.
Apparently.
It's 7-8 years.
So you probably know this, like in America you can't reuse the barrels.
Right.
It's like a law from depression to keep the barrel industry alive.
So all the American barrels get used once to ship to everywhere else that makes whiskey.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You mean for bourbon creation?
Yeah.
Are you talking about specific?
You're talking about specifically bourbon.
So yeah.
You can't reuse the barrels.
So the majority of barrels that used in whiskey production elsewhere in the world.
And actually also for things like sherry and stuff, I gather.
Because they're just good barrels.
And barrels are expensive.
And I don't know much about that.
After a first fill.
Yes.
So and the other thing is that a lot of American bourbon is straight bourbon, which to my understanding
is two years, right?
I think it is a minimum of two years, yes. That's what Ryan says in the chat. So yeah,
let's go with that. Okay, two years. So Scotch whiskey, I think starts legally at three, but five
is usually the minimum. So there's also that. But the thing about most Scotch whiskey now is it's
almost very rarely ever a first fill cask. So that's where you also get a lot of the other stuff.
So bourbon is that much sweeter because it's just an oak cask the first time it's been used for the
first time. Yeah, that's very traditional bourbon. I think that rule is starting to be broken because
we're like we're seeing like I have a bunch of I was drinking on this show, but they have a bunch
of bourbons that are created off of barrels that are used for other things, right? Like you see a
lot of wine barrels coming in and eating being used in bourbon, then you see like bourbon barrels
being used elsewhere, right? So they're all swapping barrels. You do say things like sherry,
import and whatnot. That's yep, I think so. And the one I have upstairs is a I think it was
it's a rum barrel, but they then they make whiskey in it, right? There's something like that where
you get like a little bit of a sweeter taste or something like that. Yeah. So but that's a big
reason why why Scotch whiskey is the way it is in terms of flavor profile, because they have to pick
where they get a cask from, right? They usually already been used. And that's part of the flavor
profile. And that's why it's usually a darker color. And funky says some peers will argue that
it's not me and Kentucky's not bourbon. I think it's not even just Kentucky. It's a specific
one county in Kentucky, isn't it? I don't think it's like the whole state. I think it's like
literally one county. That would make sense. You don't really hear of a bourbon that's not from
Kentucky, do you? Yeah. I can't really think of because you hear of like things like rye whiskey
and whatnot, but they'll be like rye whiskey and they're from a different part of the States,
right? Yes. Yeah, yeah. For sure. Yeah. Game of fucking whiskey today. I don't know why. You know
the answer? Can't beat it. We're excited. That's a good topic. I just drink it. All right. So,
any other, any other history? I mean, we're still, I guess, you know, even though we haven't really
talked about anything, we're still kind of part of Null's Newt Corner, right? We're still making
news here. Fuck off with your ban. Hey, um, actually, I was just, I was just trolling through
Twitter a little bit while you were talking about it's not Twitter anymore. Oh, sorry, X.
I can't say that. I don't know. Fuck. So anyway, I came across his post with Dows and actually,
it's the Dow guy, the Dow guys here. But I mean, I don't know if this is the same sort of like
level of involvement that Jake has in Dows, but he's more like the Dow tooling creation builder.
Whereas this question is more about Dows in general. Hey, maybe he's got a good insight.
It was just about, you know how there's like all these down right across this before you can
ask the questions about Dows? He just, he just architects them. He has no idea how they work.
I think we have a question about Dows. Let's go. So anyway, there's all these Dows out there, right?
And they have, you know, for example, like Arbitrum Dow, Uniswap Dow, Optimism Dow,
Ethereum Foundation, they're all sort of Dows with these huge treasuries. And yeah, the thing is,
it's like most of them have huge treasuries of their own token. And you know, the post was just
about basically like, you know, this is, it's not feasible to have Dows with just their own token
and saying that they're fucking rich, like if it's not a diversified portfolio. So for example,
like, you know, the Arbitrum Dow has a war chest of over $4 billion, but it's all in their own
token. So is that I mean, it's not really $4 billion. Is it if they sold that?
Not really $4 billion, but it's still a fucking ton of money.
And they're probably gonna do a better job of spending it than some of our organizations
that should be like supporting public goods. I mean, like it's an obvious take, right? Obviously
like tokens are just completely broken. And the way we do tokens right now are also completely
broken. But that's just part of crypto, right? Like it's we're speedrunning the evolution of
things. And you know, every every bear market, a new cycle of ideas like goes to the graveyard,
and every bear market, people come up with like, what are going to be like the next ideas for the
next cycle? And so, you know, some of the some of the ideas that we saw in 2021 are not going to
come back again. And you know, I think we are going to see some new mechanics emerge. Like I'm
very excited about augmented bonding curves. Like you should not just be minting like 10
trillion of a token. Maybe you can if you're like arboretum level, right? Like, you know,
$4 billion, they have decent liquidity, have all like the, you know, like big VCs and insiders
supporting them, and they're listed in all the right places, right? They could maybe like
justify that whereas like other people can't. But you know, if you're just like going to start a
DAO for like game of nodes, right? You should totally like, you know, use the new DAO-DAO
augmented bonding curve model because it's way better. Why sorry, I, um, so what does that mean?
I got a little stuck there when you said arboretum.
Like with the plants? I'm like, have I been saying it wrong all along?
Like I should pronounce quesar. Arboretum? Arboretum? Sorry. Sorry, grow my weed.
Hey, how about this? Like what if, so just, you know, talking about these big Ethereum and L1
type fucking DAO situations, what if there was like built into DAO tooling, like a DAO-DAO swap
market where people could like make proposals to be voted on by the communities instead of like.
We already have that that already exists. Is it a market?
It already uses it.
Is it what?
That already has that. It just doesn't, no one uses it. So, you know, what would be,
what would be like, give me an example of why would that be useful?
So say like your arboretum DAO and you, uh, and you wanted to like diversify your treasury
and the, I don't know. Arboretum is not my favorite LTO.
Opitomism.
Okay. So which one's arboretum and which one's opium?
Yeah. So I don't know. So, um, from the, maybe the arboretum DAO puts a proposal up,
like into a market to say, well, we want some opitomism tokens and people can put in a bid
for it and say, well, I can fill like, you know, 200 million optimism tokens and we want, you know,
200 million dollars worth of arboretum. And you might say, well, we want to diversify up to half
a billion dollars and then people can put in bids for it. And then at some point you're like, sure,
we'll take those bids and then you're a little bit more diversified at that point
rather than having like just a war chest full of arboretum tokens.
Okay. So the goal then being to not affect the actual price of the token,
which you're saying, right? Just like an atomic swap kind of deal.
Yeah. Just a data DAO swap without having to do it on market, but still like a bid mechanism.
So because you're talking like with large sums and volumes, but, you know, maybe optimism
foundation might want to take that order and say, well, we want to diversify as well.
And then like a DAO OTC desk.
Yeah. Exactly.
Basically. Yeah.
Cool. Yeah.
That's a really great idea.
It's a good idea.
It's going to solve all our problems.
Yeah, but I'm patented. I hit his money in that.
Have you patented DAOs yet? Captain DAO?
No, I wasn't the one that invented DAOs. We all know who invented DAOs.
Chihuahua?
That's not something I was going to say.
Chihuahua?
That sounds salty, but I'm not smart enough to know why.
Yeah. I don't know.
What? Because the DAO wasn't a DAO. It was just like,
there was a paper in 1997, which was the first ever use of the word decentralized autonomous
organization. You can go read up this paper. And it's actually about smart homes. I kid you not,
the first ever use of DAOs in anywhere, the first ever use of that acronym, the first
ever use of that term, decentralized autonomous organization, is about a fucking smart home.
Why?
I think that says something about it. It's really like, DAOs are meant to be like these
like much more cybernetic kind of organisms, if you will.
Like a smart home?
Well, it was trolling for email security, wasn't it?
Is that the source trolling for email security?
Not quite. I'm being facetious.
But yeah, it's a mechanism for reducing email spam, isn't it?
Proof of work. That's how it was originally conceived. And the rest of it was all added on later.
Yeah, I think DAO swaps are really great though. We should be doing more diversification.
I heard I was watching this podcast called Bankless recently, and there were folks from
like Eigenlayer and like Vitalik was there. And they mentioned this thing called mesh security
that's happening in the cosmos. I thought it was interesting. Apparently you can like cross stake
your tokens to get like, you know, rewards in a more diverse basket of assets. And I see that.
I think that should also apply to like,
so.
We've already coined every configuration on this fucking podcast.
Why don't we should have a montage of all of our big brain ideas that actually get fucking like
all of our big brain idea predictions that actually end up in the fucking wild.
Exactly. Why are we patenting this shit?
What are the Simpsons about fucking...
You are the Simpsons of crypto.
Hey, but look, look, people are going to go back one day, maybe, probably not,
and use this for a social history of this part of the cosmos.
Oh my God.
And they're going to be like, they will be like, this was the Simpsons of cosmos.
Like, but except maybe less likable.
Yeah, that's funny.
Maybe it's the Simpsons of cosmos. But after that point where the writing team sort of started
writing Homer as a mean person rather than is like a mean and selfish person rather than is just like
an idiot, like, because he was not accidental. He was kind of like careless up to a point.
Just maybe.
I'm sorry to say this series 13 or whatever.
Well, never mind.
I think out of the Simpsons, you are Lisa.
You are a bit Lisa.
That's kind of a compliment.
I don't think there's anyone else in the Simpsons I would want to be than Lisa.
I know Sansa's little helper I seem pretty sure.
And they just kind of sleeps and eats.
I guess he shits, but that's always off camera.
I feel like I'm Barney.
Are you the Barney in the, you know, when he does the film where he goes to film school
and he does that like really elaborate, really good film, but he goes, and at the end it's just
like, don't cry for me.
I'm already dead.
Yeah.
Who do you most relate to, Jake?
I think probably Homer, to be honest.
You're not Disco Stu.
If our projections are correct, 1980 is going to be the biggest year for Disco yet.
Lisa was already taken.
Actually, the true answer would be a combination of Lisa and Bart, I think.
They're the most relatable characters on the show, especially at least in the good season.
What about Alto?
I cannot run.
I am so full of chocolate.
I'm sure someone's rule 30 forward that fucking combination.
Thank you.
That's so handy.
I should be, wait, we're radio wolf castlers, obviously the character you want to be.
Zagogles, they do nothing.
I'm afraid he was the bad man.
This is not real arseid, yeah.
I come home.
Wait, what the hell is that fucking code?
Okay, I'll think of it.
I'm radio.
I'll find out.
My daughter has come home from a fancy East Coast college and I find out that she's a nerd.
That sounds hilarious.
It's not a comedy.
Did you ever do this anywhere?
You know, there's all of the radio wolf castle McBain films and they always just like show
you five seconds in one episode, like when they're watching TV and then cut something else.
And they all form like a short radio wolf castle.
We just like, ah, why do you care so much about this stuff, McBain?
Here's what you really need to care about.
They show us like pictures of his boat and it's called live forever.
I said, when I retire in two days time.
I still see you.
Who do you think would be the Mr. Burns of Crypto?
Probably Jay.
Anyone?
No.
Oh, Smithers released the hounds.
And then how the hell is the lawyers when he's pressing the button by the door?
The hounds aren't coming.
He just keeps hitting that button.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, maybe that's it.
Maybe.
Oh yeah.
No, definitely.
I think it's got to be it.
It's not.
It's got to be it.
Crypto is still too early.
Who'd be crypto?
Crypto doesn't still have that old money kind of vibe.
Oh, you know, Fat Tony and Quimby, those are not the great characters from the early seasons.
Yeah, totally.
Like who would be like Quimby?
Because Quimby is great.
He's so corrupt.
I don't know.
I feel like, and I say this in a kind of loving way, I feel like there's a bit of,
there's a bit of Mayor Quimby about Jack Z.
There's a bit of Quimby.
Yeah.
Well, because he's, because he's basically a comedic version of
a Kennedy, right?
Hmm.
It's like an exact, yeah.
A comedy version of a Kennedy.
I feel like.
Ben Davis says Jacob, but I think Jacob is more of an analog to that Gardner guy.
What's his fucking name?
Groundskeeper Willie.
That's why it's going up on Craziness.
How the Scots.
I mean, maybe not, maybe not ripping greased up, but you know what I mean.
Oh yeah.
To be fair, yeah, the grease me up woman scene.
I mean, we should definitely run a poll, right?
We should run Cosmos Simpsons poll.
Like let's do it.
And vote for it.
Yeah.
It sounds like that.
It does.
It's a multi-level vote.
Yeah.
Isn't Jacob more like, uh, like Nelson months?
No.
No, I don't think so.
He's, he's done.
Who's Snake?
Yeah.
Little Bandit.
She needs premium premium.
Wallet inspector.
To be fair, wallet.
You know what?
That's Todd Songroth, isn't it?
From Aqua now.
Wallet.
Oh yeah.
Hey, I don't think that guy really was a wallet inspector.
How do you point Dexter's ever surviving the real world?
Oh, fuck it.
Jacob is a comic book guy from Poro Bro.
That's actually pretty good.
Oh, you must.
What is, what is this?
What is the line?
A comic book guy.
Yes.
That's pretty good.
That's perfect.
Ooh, Fetzer.
Fetzer, guesting Star Wars guy.
You must be a devil with the ladies.
He's like, head down.
What's the one where he's dying and he's covered in the loot
tight and he's like, must make classic lawn dean pose from
Battlestar Galactica.
Yes, death.
Yeah, that's funny.
Oh, that's pretty funny.
So speaking of popular media, I hear the Barbie movie
smashed that other new movie.
Oppenheimer.
Moving on.
I'm not sure movies can do that now.
Hey, what was that?
You can make that movie with AI.
What was the thing I saw on X that there was like a bunch of
the Cosmos girls were like putting up some sort of Barbie
post?
What the fuck was that about?
I mean, what?
Huh?
This is a technical Valorator podcast.
Unless it has a type declaration at the start of it, I just
keep fucking scrolling.
Unless it has the Unix command like there's a dollar sign at
the beginning denoting that there is going to be information
about a command on the Unix command line.
I keep scrolling.
On dollar sign before the command, I have to say that it is
really fucking annoying when people put in documentation the
actual dollar sign when they're doing that.
You can't fucking copy paste that shit with a double click.
It's annoying.
It's just the true of the noobs.
That's right.
Why does this not work?
I don't know why this command is now working.
I copied it from the documentation.
Why does it not find dollar sign?
I was like, I just think about it for a half.
You do have something copy the dollar sign, you just like
control A and just delete that shit.
What does control A do?
What do you mean, control A?
Does that go to the start of the line?
Do you guys not fucking ding ding ding ding ding?
Holy shit.
What do you mean when you paste it in?
Navigation on muscle memory.
Like what the fuck?
I don't know what you're talking about.
When you paste it in, you just need to control A to delete that thing.
Yeah, okay.
Control A to the start.
And then if you have a keyboard with an actual delete key,
it would delete forwards.
I do.
So you can be like control A, delete.
And okay, I can't be bothered to get it, but there's an IBM SSK
underneath the desk here.
I think command back.
In the endless, you can just go.
Does it command backspace through that normal delete?
It does.
Yeah.
You can also just do a key.
Actually, I think it's the other way, right?
Delete is forward and backspace is back.
So it'd be, I think you want to.
Yeah, delete is forward.
Yeah.
So you would delete.
You're deleting in that sense because I think it brings you to the front of the line.
Why are we talking about this?
I don't know about that control A. I feel like a fucking dude.
Is there a book?
Have you not like, do you not know control A, control E, right?
It works everywhere, like literally everywhere in almost any situation.
What's control E?
End of line.
All right.
Oh, I mean, A doesn't really seem like that.
Any idea how much of your life you've wasted by not...
That's why Null's arrow keys are fucking worn down to nubs.
It's fucking worn down.
They're just like little pyramids.
It's fucking worn down to just the nubs.
It's fucking arrogant.
There is like a...
Are you testing it?
You know, you can wood skip as well.
No.
I would love to see him post a governance prop with the command line.
I go back to like fix one thing at the beginning.
He's just like, fuck.
I do use the word skip.
Isn't that like control arrow or command arrow or something?
He's doing the two finger.
Just... I do know that one.
That's quite handy.
No, we're laughing.
Oh, man.
It's nothing personal man.
We're laughing.
We're learning.
We're laughing.
We're laughing with me.
We're running out of like...
You know, in some text editors, you can do multi-line editing, right?
Hey, one episode at a time here.
Let's start with control A, control E.
Sublime, depending on your key bindings.
Is anyone using Sublime?
Command... Command... Why?
You can use the Sublime bindings or say default in a couple of other editors now.
Command D.
Command Shift L is put me a cursor at the end of every line that I currently have under selection.
Now, that is the kind of command you're like,
fucking nobody ever needs to do that.
Yet, next time you're doing literally any kind of editing,
I've used that for fucking re-formatic...
I think we did that today in a darkish compose file.
We just like, ah, fuck, I have a bunch of lines I need to get to the end on.
Bullet points.
You're like, bam, boom.
Ah.
The amount of...
I do like to select the next same word thing.
That's good.
That's handy.
Oh, yeah.
Well, it depends on your editor, but that's what shift...
No, control space D in Emacs and it's command D in Sublime, right?
And I think Atom and VS Studio, or, I don't know, what it's called, VS...
The one that kids use, VS Code.
Yeah, all the kids use that now.
It's the source of command D, isn't it, by default?
Yeah.
You know, isn't Sublime deprecated?
Who the fuck still uses that?
I think it's still around.
No, it's still actually maintained.
I don't think it's popular anymore.
There was definitely a time where like,
VS Code, like Sublime was really popular.
Yeah, they changed the licensing on it slightly,
so you have to pay for the new version.
So, legacy, if you pay for a license before you had to buy it again,
and that was quite unpopular.
I think it was really popular and then like,
the stigma of using like VS Code sort of went away,
and then people were like, well, it's actually good.
Well, after they rewrote it and everything else, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, they rewrote the whole thing.
It's fucking awesome.
It's really good.
I'm still too fucking contrarian to use VS Code
for anything other than the live chat.
Yeah.
There is just really cool.
Really cool, Emacs, baby.
Emacs in the terminal?
Yeah.
Just like, yeah.
Sublime for like text editing, like text.
Really?
Or front end code and Emacs for everything else.
Well, I think what happens is you just learn
all those random key combinations and all the random tricks.
Once you've learned Emacs and configured yourself
for good.emacs, you've invested so much of your time.
Although, I did switch over to Doom Emacs on my work laptop
from this guy's recommend to be fair, it's good.
Doom?
Doom Emacs, yeah.
Yeah, if you're going to go down the Emacs rabbit hole,
which I'm not new, I can't say I would recommend that, but you know.
Not at my age, right?
By the time I learn, I'll be fucking dead.
But you're children.
You're children will inherit such a nice Emacs config.
If you want an editor, if you want an editor for life,
and you want to write Emacs, I recommend Doom Emacs.
Check it out.
Doom as in the video game.
Hold on.
I think any new like coders or anything that are stepping into Emacs
have been heavily influenced by someone who was born in the 80s.
I agree.
Or Vim.
But Vim is actually fun to use.
Emacs sucks.
Well, you can use it now.
That's actually incorrect.
You can also use.
You can also use Evil mode in Emacs.
And then you get all the power of Emacs.
Have you not heard of Evil mode?
Yeah, exactly.
Evil mode.
Standard.
Hey, do you do you?
Do you make Max's default Evil mode?
And Space Max is probably the single biggest Emacs distribution.
Wow.
Evil mode.
So if you like Vim, check out Doom.
Yeah.
And it's actually easy to pick.
It's evil and it's awesome.
Shiltsie, do you know how to tell when somebody's an Emacs user?
They'll tell you.
They won't shut the fuck up about it.
That's right.
So I was once.
I mean, they see you pop open an editor on your screen
and they're like, listen, mister.
I'm sending in VI commands all day in this fucking podcast
from now on.
Yeah.
OK.
I was once on a train.
OK.
And I accidentally stood next to a vegan and somebody who had
recently gotten to CrossFit.
They knew each other and they were like, oh, hey, I haven't seen you
in a little while to each other.
And it was exactly like the joke about.
Yeah.
I don't know what I mean because it was the first thing.
Yeah.
CrossFit.
First thing.
We were like, I use Emacs.
I thought they were both fucking big Emacs users, but one
of them did evil and one of them didn't.
And it was like.
I can't even.
They can't even talk to each other.
They had to pull them off each other.
They were screaming.
It was like, you know, the woman screaming.
It's like that.
Bad vibes.
So she'll say you need to fuck off.
Yeah.
I need to take off.
I have to.
Well, I've got people coming over.
So I need to peace out.
So you did.
Oh, right.
So you did.
I'll send photos.
Of what?
Is this?
We got a tweet for that.
Of what?
Wait, are we supposed to?
Are we all supposed to send photos?
What a fucking finite.
See you a little later.
I'll send photos.
So Drill has a tweet about this.
Sex.
Now that I have your attention, here are some pictures of me
and my wife having sex.
That was actually probably.
See, I think it's all the delivery.
Wait, wait, have Jake read that one?
Yeah, I feel like Jake can do it better.
Let's do it.
Let's have him read it.
We already lost the second.
We can remember that one, right?
This 600 pages.
This fucking like as it says on the bottom one, too.
What is the thing?
The phrase that you went straight to it like it was like you
hit it.
You hit it.
It's agg this.
I mean, I think there just be a different one.
It can't find.
Now, now when I say that one,
you gotta get real close to the mic.
I have to compose myself.
This is an all caps.
All caps.
I will never pimp.
That was a tweez it.
This is so cringe.
I mean, is it more cringe than that one?
Oh my God, that's even.
I'm like, I can't even talk.
I got sucked off at historic colonial Williamsburg.
That one's pretty good, actually.
That one's actually pretty funny.
Oh, man.
How did he come up with a whole book of his strategy
and take a step and he's laughing and choking a bit hard.
That was pretty good.
So no, if you don't know some UNIX commands,
you do know about double bang, right?
And all that shit?
Double bang.
Exclamation mark, right?
You know about double exclamation mark, right?
It's not a key.
You get the same key twice.
Yeah, do the fucking last thing.
It's like, I don't know if double, I can make a key.
You know when you fuck something up
and you want to do it again, but like pseudo it or whatever,
you do like pseudo double bang.
That means run the last command.
So if you do pseudo with two exclamation points,
if you fuck something up and you don't take pseudo.
It goes to the chat.
Throw in your fucking.
Instead of getting up here, I love that you guys are saying
pseudo and pseudo like separately.
Yes, form.
Yes, form H.
Like, I'm sure we could do a poll on like, you know,
is it pseudo or pseudo?
It's pseudo.
It's a D key.
It's pseudo.
That's pseudo.
Oh, pseudo.
Sudo.
Super user do, pseudo.
We're sure.
Okay.
But when you put all that together, it's pseudo.
I mean, that makes a lot of sense, but
you always would say it like that.
You say it like that.
Have I been saying it wrong the whole time?
How do you say?
Sudo.
Yeah, I said pseudo.
It's pseudo.
But that doesn't make any sense.
Super user do makes sense.
And maybe it's pseudo.
It is like GIF.
No, it is pseudo.
The S U E D.
This is blowing my mind though.
We're stopping by.
Sudo.
I mean, pseudo.
Sudo.
Swayed.
Sudo.
It literally just occurred to me that there might be someone out
there that like says pseudo and maybe they actually have a
compelling argument.
It's not.
It's still wrong.
I mean, they're still wrong, but you know.
You could be.
It's okay to be wrong.
GIF or GIF.
If you say GIF.
GIF.
Okay.
Thank you.
It's a hard G.
It's got to be, hasn't it?
GIF.
Sudo.
Sudo the GIF.
Yeah, Sudo the GIF.
There you go.
Sudo the GIF.
No, it's definitely Sudo.
Sudo the GIF.
Sudo the GIF sounds a bit like an R.E.M. song.
Sudo.
Sudo the GIF.
You can kind of imagine Michael Stipe singing that, can you?
Sudo the GIF.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's kind of like what's the frequency, Kenneth or something.
You know that kind of period of, yeah.
What is it?
Pound in docs because always use Sudo.
Oh, he'll figure.
It's a resupply.
You locked up there.
Bell just locked up.
Exactly, more just.
I'm about to restart him.
Hang on.
Super user do.
Yes or what?
But it's fine.
I hate, I don't give a shit.
Because Sudo is switch user, right?
So you're also like, so what would you do?
You know, when you do Sudo.
I think it's super user, isn't it?
Yeah, it's super user.
Not switch user.
You do Sudo.
Oh, it might be switch user either way.
Because you could, you're right.
It might be.
But it's definitely do.
And then a user switches user.
Yeah, I think it's switch user do.
That's right.
No, like that's correct.
And I just thought that's true.
But DO is not an acronym, right?
It's do.
Like I'm doing something.
I'm running this command as the switch user.
I think so, yeah.
Yeah.
So I just want to, I'm just building the wall of why you guys are saying it incorrectly.
I wonder why, I guess maybe the do,
I wonder if the do thing is like Lisp do probably.
Oh, what?
So that's procedural, isn't it?
Lisp is 1957.
So it kind of proceeds almost everything.
Maybe.
Could be.
Good question.
I mean, obviously do is also a pretty common word.
Hey, you know the shortest valid sentence in the English language is go with a bang after it.
Two bangs or one bang?
Three characters.
Yeah.
Pub quiz, pub quiz one for you.
Pub quiz.
Go.
That is the shortest what?
Sentence.
Yeah.
That's the sentence.
Cool, man.
Shorts.
What else could it be?
Shortest one.
Are we out of news yet?
Are we still in news?
And this is all news, by the way.
All of this segment has been news.
Still news, right?
Valid.
Did you see that, that governance prop on Juno that actually
relayed the open source that wasn't a total shit show?
Polls out.
It wasn't a fucking two line.
Who wrote that?
Didn't Rahmer also help?
Didn't you also help?
I did not help.
I think it was mainly Demi and I think a couple other people weighed in.
Fucking awesome.
Demi spent a while on that.
Yeah.
It's a, it's been a really long time to get all this stuff right.
Yeah.
It was just, it was just well written and it was straightforward and like everybody's voting.
Yes.
Like after they got that stupid book and yeah, I sort of got governance is 90%
is a presentation.
For sure.
It is like it's 10% content.
It's not hard is like to do anything you have to like really,
you can make the right decision, right?
But then again, 90% of his presentation, right?
It is like anything else.
Yeah.
It's like presents it well, but it's important to do that.
You know, so.
But it's not a question recently about like what does,
what absorbs the majority of time behind the scenes on like,
I guess like any project, but especially anyone that has like a large community presence.
It's like a big portion of the time is always fucking firefighting and herding,
and herding cats.
So much.
And then like the amount of energy to produce like,
yeah, like the amount of time it took like Dimi to put that together and stuff.
And it's like, get it right.
So there was even a chance of it passing and all that kind of shit.
It's like, dispro, like what's the thing that polka polka to you,
like the intern always says about Dow politicians.
It's like there really is a skill set that is like,
Oh, for sure.
Dow politician and it's basically identical to actual politicians in combination of doing
external PR and herding internal cats.
And it takes fucking ages to do either of those things.
It's politics.
It's just politics.
I mean, how's that Elijah Craig doing, by the way?
It goes down smooth, alarmingly smooth, I would say.
Like that.
I like that bottle for somebody that doesn't drink a huge amount anymore for obvious reasons.
Solid hangover tomorrow.
Sweet.
So who's on baby duty tonight?
Who's got two thumbs and not on baby duty tonight?
He's on baby duty.
This guy.
Yeah, I know.
I'm an expert.
I have a.
He wouldn't hold the baby at first.
So I had to like toss it around.
You will not break it right off the bat.
I can hold it upside down.
Here we go.
Holding babies is scary.
They look no shit.
It is.
I know, right?
You get the whole neck situation and they move around a lot.
And you're like, they seem very fragile.
It's not.
They don't seem fragile.
Also, they are like looking at you like really, they're really intense.
It's the babies are really intense.
You have a really wonderful and nice baby.
It's like, you know, but do you feel like it's trying to read your mind, Jake?
It's trying to get his look at you.
If he stares, if he stares enough, read your mnemonic.
That's what I told her.
I prepped him before he got here.
I was like, Uncle Jake, we want to take control of the Gino core multi-sig.
So if you could just get that mnemonic straight out of his ledger that's in California,
that would be baby.
This is what you can do.
We're going to take back control.
I think he's making.
We'll put it on the side of a bus.
He's making good progress.
That's a reference for all the British people that watch, all two of you.
Did you?
You're punching out castles of people on Monday, holding babies on
Tuesday. You're a fucking badass.
Your life is like crazy, man.
What's he going to do?
He's kissing babies.
He's punching babies.
He's punching contributors and kissing babies.
For Osmo Kano, it was literally like, I've like not actually gotten a lot of sleep recently.
Man, I'm sure House with a Baby is the right place to get caught.
I just got here.
Actually, I think I'm going to sleep better here than I have for a while,
but because like, I get the mesh security demo ready, like,
let's just say there were many nights where I like went to bed at like 5am.
I'm getting working.
That's literally every single year of your life to date.
All right.
Pretty regular.
Maybe I'm a night owl, but you know.
This is, I imagine.
And Reese, I did tell the baby about Douse.
We're starting Baby Douse.
Let's go.
It's going to be one of the first Douse use augmented bonding curves.
Oh, well, it's a bit that could go to Baby Douse.
It wasn't even coming to visit.
I was just going out for some bread and milk and I just saw him.
Just ran a door?
Sell Douse door to door.
He was just like knocking on and just been like, hi, hi, man.
Have you heard about bonding curves and hey, don't shut the door.
And I was just like, hey, we need to get more people on crypto.
You know, you got a door to go.
You got a door to go.
You need the sandwich board, Jake.
You know, the sandwich board.
That's right.
What the dow is in my eye.
I mean, honestly, if augmented bonding curves doesn't bring people in,
I don't know what the fuck is going to.
Right?
Yeah.
Like that is, I mean, if there's an ever an arm around, it is augmented
bonding curves.
ABC.
Yeah.
ABC.
I'm learning about ABC.
ABC.
DAO.
That's the ABC.
I'm excited.
Like seriously.
Wait, no, wait, wait, wait.
A.
B.
I mean, I imagine that there's not even really a bed for Jake to sleep in there.
He doesn't sleep on the floor.
Doesn't matter.
Yeah.
So augmented bonding curves, you need to have a pair of these brass balls.
I wish I had that.
I mean, like on quick fucking records.
I know we should have there as a spot.
ABC bit.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Just got to not go into a store and just be like, hey, do you want to raise money?
You want to raise money for your club or your secret society or for your baby?
Or your baby.
For you.
For your baby.
That's for your, or your.
Does your baby need shitcoins?
Now is the time.
That's definitely a buy your bag of shitcoins for their future security.
Perfect.
Oh my goodness.
I was, I was hanging out with a friend at the weekend who used to be like big into a bunch of
coins and we were having this exact same like kind of joke.
Not joke.
It was just like, hey, so are you putting any shitcoins aside for you because they've just had
kids.
It's like, are you putting any shitcoins aside for your baby?
And he's like, this is all going to zero.
Why the fuck would I do that?
And I was like, no, not exactly.
Not the if baby.
Not exactly.
Fuck the hell that was quick.
Well, always be bonding.
What was that?
Always be bonding.
That's the one.
Always ABT.
Always be down.
ABT.
Down and down.
Down and down with the bros.
Broying down with the dows.
No, no, no, it's not.
It's not in the marketing sniff test.
I think we need something a little bit more catchy.
No, something like a like a rap, right?
Like we need to have a cabin.
I listened to some of Ethan's rap out.
I would say his his his code is no, it's cause it's Cosmos.
It's Cosmos tradition at Cosmoverse.
Got to have a rap about this.
Is it a tradition?
Really?
Yeah.
Is that you volunteering?
Yep.
That's volunteering.
Sure.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, yeah.
Fun.
I think I think I need to challenge Ethan to a rap battle.
Which Ethan?
Well, the other Ethan is on sabbatical, so probably Bucky.
Is he on sabbatical?
Yeah, he's on sabbatical.
What's he doing?
Probably just chilling.
Nothing.
What's that mean?
Does that mean you get a real job for a little while?
I've crypt...
What's a cryptosabbatical exactly?
Is that contracting?
I think it's where you like step back and you like just like...
They work a real job for a while.
It's the opposite of...
Yeah, it's some like less stress.
Like I've been...
It's the opposite of a regular sabbatical, right?
I'm on sabbatical at the moment.
And it involves putting on a shirt and tie.
Cryptosabbatical is when you get a real job for a little bit,
then come back.
It's the opposite of actual sabbatical.
Yeah, I'm having a sabbatical at the moment.
I'm hoping to become the shift manager on my sabbatical soon.
It's real exciting so far.
I've got to tell you.
I've learned a lot in Vegas.
You know, assembling salad.
That's been cool.
Cryptosabbatical.
There's coming soon to a news section near you.
That's so funny.
It looks like Rama's just gotten out of bed.
Welcome.
Yeah, welcome, Rama.
Rama, so we need to get you and Null to fight in a ring for our amusement
on a future episode of the poddo.
I hope that's okay.
We'll hit you up with some details.
Episode 100, Grudge Match, Rama vs Null.
Do you realize that even though Rama is just up the road,
it's like a three-day drive from him?
I think Jake just slipped on his silk robe and fell on the ground.
Dude, that silk is really...
We have robes for you.
That silk is really dangerous.
You got to watch out for that.
Great fight.
Wait, I thought it wasn't...
Yeah, you guys could also do like a duel, you know, kind of something like that.
I thought they were on the same team though.
I thought there was those two versus like a couple kangaroos or something.
Oh, is it like Null?
I would pay for that.
No, I would pay to watch that.
Would the kangaroos win?
Excuse me?
It's not like fighting a swan or something.
Like kangaroos are fucking dangerous.
I know.
I'd put my money on Null and Rama for sure.
The standard way to fight around here is to smash a few bullets.
You're fucking kangaroos.
I've seen Wakin' Fright.
I don't want to fucking fight a kangaroo.
You talking to me like...
Oh, shit.
Wakin' Fright reference.
I'm well versed in how to fight kangaroos.
Do you first get in the yaba?
First you get pissed drunk.
You get pissed drunk and you get fucking you and you go out and you shoot those fucking things.
And then you put the lights in their eyes and then you punch them in the face.
I know what the hell I'm doing.
I could do this.
Rama says we fight with knuckled dusters with nails.
Jesus.
Pretty specific, dude.
100th episode of Game of the Nails.
We go out to the Alphac.
Livestream.
We're gonna go find some roos.
Is it illegal to...
I'm guessing it's illegal to just kill kangaroos in Australia, right?
You need tags.
How you do?
Tags.
You can get a tag or two.
I don't want to kill kangaroos.
It's the 100th episode.
I mean, it needs something big.
This is a massive show.
I know why.
It's a really boring show.
It's four people on right now.
I think the problem is more the guns than the tags.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
You can get tags easy.
You just apply for some fucking tags.
But the problem is getting the weaponary to have a mass slaughter like that.
You can't use like a potato cannon.
This is really great.
All right.
You can bring...
You can get guns are pretty...
Guns are relatively hard to get in Australia if you don't have the licensing share, right?
Yeah.
So I just...
You don't have guns right here.
What do you want?
Yeah.
You need a license and a reason.
You can't just go to Walmart and buy a fucking automatic shotgun.
Like a reason...
100th episode's not a reason.
Maybe that's the government.
Man.
Fucking automatic weapons.
It'd be kind of funny if we...
If what we eventually get...
You know, when we get Pablo Escobar, it's for smuggling guns into Australia to do the 100th episode.
Hey, when do you guys get done for...
Oh, there's crypto guys.
Yeah, they got busted.
All right.
Were they money laundering?
No.
No, they were gun...
No, they're...
Yeah.
Gun running for the point.
They were flying a light aircraft into Australia with about eight automatic shotguns to kill canteries.
They have the tag.
They just need the gun.
They have the tag.
They hijacked a Walmart truck and diverted it to Australia.
They had one of those helicopters out of Mad Max, but they didn't have any weapons.
You've seen one of those expert rates videos.
There's one about... I don't know if it was helicopters or tanks, but it's the scene in Rambo
where there's the helicopter and the tank and they somehow ram the helicopter and the tank together
and they get to the end of the scene and he just goes,
well, there's a helicopter and a tank in it.
So I have to give it one.
What?
I have no idea.
Is that a drill to...
You've not seen that scene.
Is it Rambo 3?
Or is it just like...
Oh, it might be 3.
Tank into the helicopter.
And you're like, this is an attack helicopter.
It can kill that tank from 3 kilometers away.
Why did he ram and take the raft into an armored vehicle?
It's kind of... Yeah, Rambo.
What's happening is that by Rambo 3, you're still paying attention to what's going on.
Like, Rambo 3 is just bangs and crashes while you're doing something else.
Yeah.
What's the other thing you're doing?
Is it from the sex action or the drill book?
Anything.
Learning about control A and control E.
In the book.
You just upset about having just learned this today.
I'm sorry, you can't get back that time you've wasted.
Oh, my goodness.
He's actually in a terminal right now going, holy shit.
Holy fuck, it even works in the browser.
It works in the browser, baby.
It works in almost every standard product.
What's the source of that?
Do you guys know the source?
I've always known that, but I don't know if that...
I remember using that back in the Apple 2e days.
Like, it's been a long time.
Yeah. So it actually does proceed Emax in the same way that the...
It's because it's from...
It's because of the layout of the keys, isn't it, on a symbolic lisp space cadet keyboard.
I think the controller...
Because the meta key is way over, isn't it?
So I think it makes most sense to do start of line is like control A because they're right under your fingers there.
Yeah. The same reason that you know, if you have seen a VI keyboard,
like from the machine they wrote VI on, on the...
HJKL.
Right, right, right.
They have arrows on them just on the keyboard by sheer instance.
So he was like, oh, fuck it. That's how it should be.
Yeah. I never use that though.
Classic.
And there's a huge fucking escape.
So he was like, boom, it totally makes sense.
Like, yeah, both Emax and VI are massive products of the keyboard they were written on basically.
Yeah.
So the first time I used VI, I had to reset my fucking computer to get out of it.
Don't say VI.
Steve VI's.
What's the next editor?
That's it.
Don't say VI.
Emix.
I think I'm gonna fire it.
Emix.
Oh, dear.
Yeah.
VI or Vim?
Oh, sorry, Vim, yeah. Vim.
Well, that's... yeah.
VI.
Yeah.
All right.
What the fuck is that?
Was that the baby?
It's something just fucking broke.
The baby.
That's not the baby, right?
It's coming for us.
It's not the baby and it's not the Elijah Craig, is it?
No.
It's just Per Studio headphones falling for rack.
Oh, that's fine.
That's the face of the news in decades.
To search your prompt history to use the TX with the GAT, it works.
We've just opened...
We've opened so many minds today.
Wait, wait, wait.
You do know about control R, right?
You must know about that.
Here's not...
Wait.
Wait, you don't know about control R?
Oh, my fucking god.
What have you been...
Do you just...
Do you type?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hang on a minute.
When you already know you've typed something before...
Do you not know you can just find that command again?
No, you've got to just push up.
You have to push up as many times as possible.
It's just like if you want to go to the beginning of the line.
You just push...
You say, Eric, please.
So I'm assuming that the LR is like in Mac OS when you start the type of thing that you want.
What the fuck did you just say?
Did you say Mac OS?
Did you even have Mac OS?
Mac OS?
All right.
You say Mac OS?
It's a thing.
Mac OS.
Mac OS. It's from McDonald's.
I'm fucking killing Mac OS.
I'm going to follow the yellow brick road.
Right back to Mac OS.
Have you never wanted a Mac OS?
I'm a Mac OS.
So anyway, is control R like the thing where you start the type what you want and then just press up?
It's just a query.
It's a query.
And you can search for a term.
You select that term, it'll run.
So do you know what I do?
I always like grep history.
I could do that too.
That works.
There's no problem with that.
I like grep history.
I feel like there is now.
It's not that because you can, well, you can grep history and actually pipe it into something too,
which is helpful.
But is all this shit work in Mac OS?
I don't know.
Who knows?
Am I saying that right?
Windows?