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I'm Helen and I'm Liz and we're sisters, scientists and lifelong ex-files fans.

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And this is We Want to Believe.

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Alright, how's it going?

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Good!

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I have a lot to share.

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A lot to say.

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Oh, I'm very excited.

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Awesome.

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Before we begin, I wanted to run something by you that occurred to me the other night

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that I thought, this is a good topic for our podcast.

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I don't know if that's true or not.

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Alright, it's late at night, I'm laying in bed and I have another story that is going

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to go in that same direction later.

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But I started thinking about...

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Is it about nightmarers again with Dwight Schrute having a scolex?

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No.

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Oh, okay.

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No, thank God he hasn't showed up again.

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I have avoided counting.

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And then I did it one night but I skipped the 40s and 50s in case he was in there, which

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sounds strange.

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But I didn't want to run into him.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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So what actually happened?

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So I just had this thought.

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You know how humans are mostly liquid or like there's a lot of liquid in us?

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Do you think that effectively I am a sentient liquid?

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No.

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Oh.

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No?

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I mean, like am I kind of a liquid that's alive?

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Like are we living liquids in bags?

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But we're not entirely liquid though.

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I mean a solid 30% of us is not liquid.

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A solid 30%.

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So I don't think that qualifies.

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Like if a jellyfish is not a liquid, I feel like we sure aren't.

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But hold on though.

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Jellyfish, are they mostly just in liquid?

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Oh, I don't know.

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Oh, I'm sure they do.

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I mean all living things do.

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But I don't know.

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I don't know if it's more or less than we do.

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They just seem much more amorphous and letting in the shape of the container.

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I mean I just felt like I'm closer to a sentient liquid than I ever realized before.

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And so I just like I got up to pee and I was just like I'm a liquid and I'm thinking things

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and it was sort of blowing my mind and I was like I'll save it for the podcast.

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This reminds me on when my anatomy students, when I had them doing the digestive system

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a few weeks ago, I had them do this activity that I found from the I just want to give

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credit where credit is due.

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The human anatomy and physiology society, haps and they're like mostly for professionals

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who are teaching.

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And they had some activity where you consider if you swallow gum is the gum is the gum still

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outside of your body because we're essentially one long tube that goes from our mouth to

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our rectum.

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So like are we could you make a case for it being yeah, you're making a real uncomfortable

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face.

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They got so mad.

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They were all so mad.

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They got so mad.

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They were like, yeah, it was like how dare you make us think of these things or like

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how do you imply the gum is outside of us.

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Yes, yeah, the latter.

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They were like, we talked about at the start of the semester we talked about embryology

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and we're talking about like stem cells and uses for stem cells and stuff like that.

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And so there was like a bit of like what do you do with old IVF embryo discussion.

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And that was like way less controversial.

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That was like this was like way, way more strained.

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So here's how I was thinking of it.

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You know tube slides.

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Yes, like the park or whatever.

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If you go inside a tube slide, you're not still outside.

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You're inside the tube slide.

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Are we not just like a big tube slide for gum?

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I mean, yeah, you could make that argument.

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And as I told them, the point of this is to consider the ways in which our respiratory

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and digestive systems are constantly interacting with the environment.

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Not that I actually wanted to convince them that gum is outside the body.

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You know, it didn't even occur to me to ask why you brought this up to them.

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And I feel like Gatsby would really like that interpretation.

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I didn't do anything wrong.

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The socks were on the outside.

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The socks are still on the outside as I attempt to digest them.

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I can't remember if in our last episode we talked about how my dog had emergency surgery.

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Gatsby, the big dummy.

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He had a very, very bad poodle.

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He ate a sock, which he's been known to do.

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And then he'll come out one end or the other.

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And this sock did not want to leave and was stuck.

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I actually, same week.

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This must have just been last week.

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I was teaching the digestive system.

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got stuck in the dog.

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And he's doing well now, though.

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He is, yes.

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He's got a little bit of an infection at his site of the surgery.

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So he still has a little bit of an infection from licking the wound, but he is doing good

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enough that he keeps trying to eat dumb stuff.

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I guess that's a good sign in a way.

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Real bad guy.

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Real, unfortunately cute.

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He's the cutest dog ever.

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Like this is it, I think.

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I don't know whether the dog can be cuter.

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I have not witnessed one.

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And our episode starts with a dog.

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But I do want to note before we get to the dog in the episode, we have a listener story

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this week.

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Oh, wonderful.

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And the listener is me.

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So I will leave it at that.

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So we start the interior of a house at night.

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It is Pulaski, Virginia in 1985.

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So I had a moment of going, oh, many, many decades ago and then realized, no, about nine

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years from when this episode is airing.

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So not that long ago.

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And there's like a border collie in a house.

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I don't know the point of the border collie.

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I got all worried about him.

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And then he wasn't ever in the show again and he was fine.

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But there was like a TV on and there was a house that's kind of like under renovation.

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So there's some plastic sheeting up and there's a man sleeping in bed.

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worried.

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And I was very worried about this dog.

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Again, he was fine.

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So I don't know.

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All of a sudden some shadowy figure appears behind the plastic sheeting.

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The man wakes up and he sees there's multiple aliens looking at him through there and he

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starts screaming not again.

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And he's screaming and screaming.

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And it was at this point that my Bluetooth headphones stopped working and the sound of

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Dwayne Berry screaming filled my office and my door was open.

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So I was just watching it in my office because we were still there.

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So all of a sudden Dwayne Berry screaming is like broadcast.

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Oh no.

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And you see a flying saucer above the house with like a beam shining down on the house.

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We get this beam song and we show we're at like a low security prison and we see that

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same guy from the cold open.

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That is Dwayne Berry.

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The man who the episode is named after.

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Middle-aged guy.

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I looked him up to see if he'd been in anything else.

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And I think this will give you a picture of him if you can't picture him listeners.

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He has played Charles Manson and he has played Ed Gaine.

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So he's kidding.

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He's clean shaven.

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He doesn't have like a Manson beard but you know he's good at playing creepy people.

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Oh God.

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Gaine was in prison in Madison for the latter part of his life because he was at Mendota

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the high security psychiatric center.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Real creepy.

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Real quick.

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I do remember that opening because I have seen this one.

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It's been a while but I have seen it several times.

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Real creepy.

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I like that was one that stuck with me.

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I remember that very well.

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Isn't this episode left an impression on me?

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Really?

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It is a really scary episode.

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Oh really?

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Like I feel like I honestly like watching it I feel like now we're at the point where

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there's a reason our podcast exists as if it didn't have a reason for existence before

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then but like I'm like now we're like getting into it.

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But also and I mean I kind of felt that way listening to you last week.

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It's like cry check is here because we see cry check again in a few minutes.

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Yeah though I'll talk about some of the later scenes and my reaction to them.

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It was a scary episode.

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Wow.

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So Dwayne is at this correctional facility.

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He's in like plastic type handcuffs and like like zip ties and he's meeting with a doctor

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and he's like I don't want to take my meds.

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I don't like how they make me feel and he's like and the doctor's like well we don't want

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you to hurt anyone.

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So I'm like I'm not going to hurt anyone.

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Dwayne and Dwayne is like I'm not crazy.

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They're coming for me again and he does a lot of talking in the third person like they're

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not taking Dwayne Berry again.

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Oh I don't know.

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I mean the first one is feeling bad.

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I mean like a lot of psychiatric drugs a lot of drugs in general have like rough side

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effects and I'm just feeling kind of bad for him but also well look at there.

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I don't feel too bad for him.

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I don't know.

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I think that's an interesting question for discussion.

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I don't know.

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So the doctor turns his back to get a shot to give it to him and in the meantime Dwayne

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grabs the like fancy calligraphy pen with like the little stabby pointy end.

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Oh uh-huh.

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Apparently.

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Why does the doctor have one of those?

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Uh, saddened.

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I don't know.

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Just a fancy guy.

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I don't know.

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Maybe this is a question for, I have some friends whose parents are also physicians.

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So maybe this is a question for physicians that practiced you know a couple decades ago.

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You're a potter style.

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Like loaded in cartridge in it or whatever.

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So he runs up to the hall.

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He stabs the security guard in the back with it and then in the ensuing chaos takes the

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security guard's gun, grabs the doctorate gun point and abducts him.

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And then we see cry check.

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Walking into a pool.

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You might recall this scene.

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Oh I do because David DeCovney is in a Speedo, right?

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It's when we laughed.

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Yeah.

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And I do recall this scene.

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And Ellen, there is no need for this scene in the plot.

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This could have taken place in a hallway, in a park like anywhere and for some reason.

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But I feel like fair play to him.

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He looks very, very good.

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He looks even better than I remembered.

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I was like, you know.

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You can take a picture right now as you're talking.

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It's worth it.

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I was just like imagining David DeCovney being like, we need to find a reason to get

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Mulder in a Speedo because I've really been like working out or whatever.

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I don't know.

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There's no reason for it.

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Cry check's in a suit.

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Mulder is like swimming laps and he comes out of the pool and he's talking to Crycheck

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and he's just staying there in a bright red Speedo.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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The man looks good.

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Yeah.

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He does.

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Yeah.

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You know, it's funny.

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So have you seen the show, The Chair?

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No, but I thought it's really good.

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Oh, it's really good.

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My friend Amy, a dentist who I've mentioned on the show before.

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Well, I was talking about dentists more later.

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Oh, no.

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I've had a lot of dental work done this year.

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I don't like it.

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You're not going to like this.

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Okay.

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But Amy texted me and said, this was a few years ago now and recommended I watch it because

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she said that David DeCovney still made her think of me, which I think really is the highest

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compliment.

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Wait, is he on the chair?

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Yes, he is.

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Yeah.

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He plays himself.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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And it's also, it's about academia.

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So it's pretty entertaining.

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But he is, hold on.

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I want to say there's a scene where he's swimming needlessly.

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I'm pretty sure he's like in a pool.

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I know that he's in a new movie that's coming out this Christmas with Meg Ryan and it's

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like a romantic comedy and they're like exes who are at the airport and they get snowed

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in and whatever.

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Oh my gosh.

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Yeah.

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But he was, I loved him in Remember Me or Return to Me.

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Return to Me.

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Oh, God.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Oh my God.

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Yes.

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He's in a red speedo.

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Huh.

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And yeah.

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No way.

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Isn't it?

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Yeah.

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That's awesome.

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I thought, yes.

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I thought I remembered that talking to Sandra Oh.

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Huh.

321
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I don't know if he doesn't look like when he was 30 but he is still a good looking man.

322
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Yeah.

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I mean, there's like all that like weird stuff about his sex addiction and how like.

324
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Oh yeah.

325
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Yeah.

326
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I don't know any details though.

327
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Me either.

328
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I don't know that I want to.

329
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Yeah.

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But I mean like he was in Red Shoe Diaries before he did ex files and I've never seen

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that.

332
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I'm familiar with the premise but.

333
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Yeah.

334
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I mean, what I most of remember is he wasn't in any of the like totaling stories.

335
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He was just like he would get the letters for some reason and he'd be like walking his

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dog named Jake, which you pretended to have a dog named Jake once.

337
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I did.

338
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Yeah.

339
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Yeah.

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And I will say like.

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Yeah.

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You do say yeah.

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My, my policy as far as that is like if everything is above board and consensual and adult, I

344
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don't, I don't need to know.

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I am just going to pretend that he's faultless.

346
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Yeah.

347
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As long as.

348
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Yeah.

349
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I feel like it's not good if he cheated on Taillione or whatever, but it's also not something

350
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where I feel like it's not akin to a lot of the other terrible things people can do.

351
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Right.

352
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Yeah.

353
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Agreed.

354
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Yeah.

355
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Okay.

356
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All right.

357
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So, so, so Cretchett gets Mulder out of the pool and tells you about the hot six situation

358
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is like they want to talk to you.

359
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Okay.

360
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They want your help with this.

361
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And so my Mulder and Cretchett go to this office building that is right near a travel

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agency because they find out from the people who are like, I don't know, the hostage experts,

363
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the hostage people.

364
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I don't know what you call those people.

365
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Negotiators.

366
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There we go.

367
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I guess, but they want Mulder to be the official negotiator because.

368
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:40,880
Oh, okay.

369
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Blanberry is talking about aliens and he says he's a former Abdupti.

370
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Okay.

371
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Man, I have to write the word Abdupti in my notes so much and every single time it was

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a struggle that D and then that D. Every time I was like, I don't know if I can do this

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and I was going real fast.

374
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But okay.

375
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So this is interesting to me.

376
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Dwayne wants to go back to the first place where he was abducted, but he can't remember

377
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where.

378
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So he's gone to a travel agency and that's where he has his hostages.

379
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This is how you get involved with the X5.

380
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Yes.

381
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Yeah.

382
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I was just thinking, man, people say that the travel industry was different in the 90s

383
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and so it was.

384
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Yeah.

385
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Oh man.

386
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So he's got his hostages there and there's this woman who, I never got her name.

387
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I'm going to call her the woman in charge.

388
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She's like the head negotiator type expert person.

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And she's like, look, you just need to like keep him calm, keep him on the phone.

390
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We need some time.

391
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And Mulder's like, no, I want to know more about his abductions and she's like, he's

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a psycho.

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Keep him on the phone.

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And it, well, I want to talk a little bit about negotiators in fiction and stuff, but

395
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we'll get there in a sec.

396
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Because the first thing I need to share is that there is a man who's a hostage who looks

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just like Tobias Fume, okay?

398
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In a suit.

399
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,520
I was just like, that's David Cross, but specifically Tobias.

400
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I mean, he was in a suit.

401
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,920
He wasn't in denim put-offs, but otherwise I'm like, that's the best.

402
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:12,920
Well, we don't know.

403
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,600
I mean, of course he's a never-nude who was probably wearing them under the suit.

404
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Underneath.

405
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,600
Yes.

406
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,600
Yeah.

407
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And there was, there was one moment where he said a line kind of dramatically and I

408
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imagined the director going, would you like to do that again?

409
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And him being like, no, like with Tobias additions to the fire sale.

410
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:32,920
The fire sale.

411
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:33,920
It's a fire sale.

412
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So, evacuate all the schoolchildren.

413
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Anyway, arrested development reference.

414
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Yeah.

415
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:43,680
You don't know arrested development.

416
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,680
Go watch it now.

417
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:46,680
Stop listening to us.

418
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:47,680
Go watch arrested development.

419
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,680
Then you can listen again.

420
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:49,680
All right.

421
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,680
So, Mulder's got a script.

422
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:58,160
He's not very good at delivering his lines, believably, in my opinion.

423
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Kind of like Tobias, I don't know.

424
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But he's like, you know, I'm your friend.

425
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I am really trying to like talk to him calmly and Dwayne is real angry.

426
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And there's this whiteboard with the steps for negotiating.

427
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,040
There's some sort of mnemonic device.

428
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,320
I don't remember any of them.

429
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,320
It doesn't matter.

430
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:21,720
But the point is Dwayne also knows them and he's like, I know the steps and he lays them

431
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right out.

432
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And so Dwayne hands up and Mulder's like, is he FBI?

433
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And the woman in charge is like a former FBI.

434
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,400
And Mulder's like, yeah, you didn't think to tell me?

435
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,400
Like that's kind of important, right?

436
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,400
All right.

437
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,560
So she's like, it's no big deal.

438
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:38,800
I don't need to tell you that.

439
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,800
Just say your lines.

440
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:45,200
And Mulder gets really mad and try check offers to help.

441
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,960
And the woman's like, you got your notepad and try checks.

442
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:48,960
Like, yeah.

443
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,960
And she's like, all right, large coffee, cream, sugar.

444
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:52,960
Oh my God.

445
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:57,840
And it's like, I just like seeing people be mean to cry check.

446
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,840
It's just never not awesome.

447
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:00,840
Yeah.

448
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:06,320
But think about seeing hostage negotiators in movies and TV.

449
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,320
Okay.

450
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,320
Yeah.

451
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:13,280
The only examples I have are ones where they are totally incompetent.

452
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:17,720
I don't have that many examples, but like, okay, diehard.

453
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:18,720
I don't know.

454
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,720
Have you seen diehard?

455
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,840
I have seen it, but only once or twice.

456
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,360
I haven't seen it much.

457
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:26,640
So I'm not, I'm not super familiar with that part of it.

458
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,040
We watch it at Christmas time while we wrap gifts.

459
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,040
So that's awesome.

460
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,040
Yeah.

461
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,040
It's great.

462
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:39,920
But like the one of the whole deals is like, there's just the one cop who believes John

463
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McClain and everybody else is like, he could be with the bad guys.

464
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Don't trust them.

465
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:50,280
We're going to like, storm the building and people are going to get killed.

466
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:55,280
And then my other examples are both from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which is a comedy TV show.

467
00:20:55,280 --> 00:21:03,960
So maybe it's less good in which, in one scene, a hostage negotiator defines the process

468
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of negotiation as two liars lying to each other until one of them stands close enough

469
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:13,320
to a window to get shot by a sniper or something like that.

470
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:17,640
And I feel like that is the exact approach that these people take in the X-Files.

471
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,640
Ah, okay.

472
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:24,960
So can you think of any other hostage negotiators on TV or movies?

473
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:33,080
Well, the first one, the only one that comes to mind that is not X-Files related is Mindhunter.

474
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,080
Okay.

475
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,920
I've heard of that.

476
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:40,880
It's rare for me to be too creeped out by something true crime related.

477
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:50,160
Like that is a line that's usually pretty hard to cross, but I couldn't keep watching

478
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it.

479
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,000
Is it true crime?

480
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000
It is.

481
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,720
I'm pretty sure it's Jonathan Groff, isn't it?

482
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,360
Which like, it's hard not to just love him.

483
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,680
Isn't he the snowman from Frozen?

484
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,440
Jonathan Groff is not the...

485
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,160
You're thinking of Josh Gad.

486
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:12,360
Jonathan Groff is Kristoff and Sven from Frozen.

487
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,360
So the reindeer.

488
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,360
Hold on.

489
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:17,960
Wait, one person does the voice of both the man and the reindeer?

490
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,280
Because the man does the voice for the reindeer.

491
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Like he like speaks for him.

492
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,680
Like you know how like when you're talking to your dogs and you're like, you know, but

493
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I want to eat the sock or whatever.

494
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,160
I thought it was like he made reindeer noises.

495
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,000
No, no.

496
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:37,200
And he was on Glee and he was King George.

497
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,200
Okay.

498
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,800
So I thought Hamilton, the same people.

499
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:46,680
I thought the guy on Glee was King George and was the snowman.

500
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,680
Right.

501
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:48,680
Oh, and the snowman.

502
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,680
Oh, no, no, no.

503
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:50,680
No, that's...

504
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:51,680
Yeah.

505
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,040
So Josh Gad also plays Bear Claw on New Girl.

506
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,040
That's Bear Claw.

507
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,040
Yeah, I do.

508
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,040
Yeah, I do.

509
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,040
Oh, I have no idea.

510
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,040
Okay.

511
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,920
Yeah, I've just been making those the same people in my head.

512
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,920
But good to know.

513
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:06,920
Okay.

514
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:07,920
So those are very different vibes.

515
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:08,920
He's the guy from Glee.

516
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:09,920
Okay.

517
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,920
I can picture him.

518
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:11,920
Yeah.

519
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:16,480
And I'm pretty sure in the first or second episode there's hostage negotiations.

520
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,000
That's where all this was going.

521
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Okay.

522
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Yeah.

523
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,960
So, mindhunter though, it's bad and scary.

524
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,120
I mean, it's good and scary.

525
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:31,680
It's very well done, but I couldn't keep watching it.

526
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:35,240
And so, there's a hostage negotiator.

527
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,320
Yeah, yep.

528
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,520
Are they incompetent?

529
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,520
Yes.

530
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,520
Okay.

531
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,520
Yeah.

532
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:45,960
I'm going to pay attention to this and see if it's actually a trope or if I just happen

533
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:46,960
to see that.

534
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:53,400
Because then this episode kind of turned into like a standard hostage sort of tense drama

535
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,440
with some real disturbing extra bonus notes.

536
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,160
So, that's something I remember.

537
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,160
Yeah.

538
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,160
Yeah.

539
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:04,920
So, Mulder calls Scully because again, they're clearly minimizing use of Dana, Scully, I

540
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:09,320
don't know why I called her by her full name, of Jillian Anderson while she's pregnant.

541
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,960
And so, she's like, I'm watching it on TV.

542
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:16,480
And so, Mulder's like, he's FBI and he gives Scully Dwayne Berry's name and she's like,

543
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,680
I'm going to do some research.

544
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:24,640
Then both the travel agency and this office building next to it lose power and Dwayne

545
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:29,960
starts shooting and he shoots Tobias.

546
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,360
And so, Dwayne's like, yeah, we're going to need a doctor.

547
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:37,000
And so, they're like, okay, we're going to send in two MTs, one real one and one that

548
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:43,000
is Mulder with an earpiece, which is risky.

549
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,880
The woman in charge is like, excuse for another costume change for David D'Gothney.

550
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:51,360
We don't see him change in this case.

551
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,600
No, it's clearly one of those things.

552
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,320
It's the same impulse that makes Mulder go like running into the woods when something

553
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:01,880
creepy goes there or like, you know, he's like, oh, something very dangerous.

554
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,080
Okay, there I go.

555
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,360
And she's like, don't join in his delusion.

556
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:11,120
And it's like, we know exactly what's going to happen there.

557
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,920
And so Tobias has been shot, but he's not dead.

558
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:19,440
And we see that there's snipers outside ready to go.

559
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:24,000
And Mulder is like, was that them who just turned off all the lights?

560
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,520
Was that them immediately joining into the like UFO stuff?

561
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,000
He's like, are they here?

562
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,360
Are they here, Dwayne?

563
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:32,960
And Mulder's like, I believe you and you can hear the like woman in charge yelling in

564
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,960
his little earpiece, which I always feel like in real life, wouldn't you be able to hear

565
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:37,960
that?

566
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:38,960
Like, well, I don't know.

567
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:44,320
I don't know if this technology works.

568
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:50,800
But him and Dwayne kind of slowly start bonding and Mulder tells Dwayne all about Samantha.

569
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:56,160
And Dwayne starts describing how they come for him and the abduction stuff and they do

570
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,000
the tests and all this stuff.

571
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,680
And he's like, do they take you to a ship?

572
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:06,800
And then it shows a scene back from that scene in 1985 where Dwayne's laying in bed.

573
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,640
The dog is not there.

574
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,040
And there's all these aliens surrounding the bed.

575
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,640
And it is very, very light as a feather, stiff as a board.

576
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:20,560
Because Dwayne starts floating into the air just like, I think we always wanted to happen

577
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,880
with light as a feather, stiff as a board.

578
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,360
The aliens speak for yourself.

579
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:27,280
But yeah, yeah.

580
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:32,120
I mean, I did not play those games as a child.

581
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,120
You didn't?

582
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,120
No.

583
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,120
No.

584
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,120
No?

585
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,120
No.

586
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,120
Too scared.

587
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:42,960
I don't know if I could rank the most afraid I've ever been.

588
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:48,960
But top, I don't know, definitely top 10, maybe top five would be playing with a Ouija

589
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,440
board when I was in eighth grader at Erin Walsh's house.

590
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,440
Katie Laos house.

591
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,440
Katie Laos house.

592
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,440
Katie Laos house.

593
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,640
Well, no, I remember you doing it at Erin Walsh's house too, right?

594
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,720
Or was it, or was her house haunted?

595
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:05,680
Because I remember being there at night and playing with her sister, I think so, and being

596
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:06,680
really freaked out.

597
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,840
And remember, we did think her house was haunted.

598
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,400
I don't remember why.

599
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,680
For legitimate reasons or probably not legitimate ones now.

600
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:15,680
I doubt it.

601
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:22,560
We were watching, what's that, Freddie movie that came out, New Nightmare, which we really

602
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,560
liked it.

603
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,560
I don't know.

604
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,280
There was a Freddie movie that came out in the mid 90s and I don't know.

605
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,800
We watched it a lot and we were watching it and her parents were upstairs in bed.

606
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:35,680
We were the only two awake and we heard these real loud crashes in her garage and we were

607
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:36,680
terrified.

608
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:42,040
And we ran upstairs and her parents were like, no, you're fine.

609
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,040
It's nothing.

610
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,040
Go away.

611
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:49,600
And like, I understand it, but also, it was scary.

612
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,400
But yeah, it was a Katie, Katie Laos where me and her and Erin played with this Ouija

613
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:57,800
board of her sisters, of Katie's sister, she had an older sister.

614
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,080
And then we slept in her basement.

615
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,520
Her basement had no windows, so it was like your eyes never adjusted.

616
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,000
It was just pitch black.

617
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000
It was so scary.

618
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,880
We thought we might have summoned the spirit of Jeffrey Dahmer.

619
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,600
Later Erin admitted that she had done it.

620
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,600
I'm 99% sure.

621
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,600
Oh, then she was moving.

622
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,600
Yeah.

623
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,600
Yeah.

624
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,600
Yeah.

625
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,600
Yeah.

626
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:20,960
I will not.

627
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:21,960
I did not.

628
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,680
I Ouija boards.

629
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,440
I will not fuck with.

630
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,440
I, nope.

631
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,440
Fair enough.

632
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,440
Yeah.

633
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,440
No.

634
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,440
Fair enough.

635
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,440
Nope.

636
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,440
Yeah.

637
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,440
Not interested.

638
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,440
Not now, not ever.

639
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,000
I'm not scared of scary.

640
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:41,200
The Parker Brothers logo on them makes them a little less scary.

641
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,360
But lightest and further stiff as a board seemed less scary for some reason.

642
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,360
That felt more reasonable.

643
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,600
You know what story I want to tell?

644
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:55,960
Because I actually, I just wrote this into a podcast that was like soliciting spooky

645
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,360
stories and stuff.

646
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:04,600
Do you remember when you go and your friends were playing Bloody Mary?

647
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,120
Do you know what story I'm referencing?

648
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,120
Is this with mom?

649
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,120
Oh yeah.

650
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,120
Yeah.

651
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,000
So, uh, well, do you want to tell it?

652
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,280
Do you remember the story?

653
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,280
Um, okay.

654
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,280
Me and my friend were playing Bloody Mary.

655
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:24,600
So in the version we grew up with, you had to say that I am 47 times in the world.

656
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,000
I only heard three.

657
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:31,280
Well, that's the normal version, but we were taught it was, it was somewhere in the 40s.

658
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,120
That's white true with the scallops lips.

659
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,120
Oh no.

660
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,840
I mean something.

661
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:37,840
Okay.

662
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:38,840
Yeah.

663
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:39,840
Um, okay.

664
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,920
I'm not stupid or crazy about that.

665
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:47,560
Anyway, so we were in there for a while saying, I believe in Bloody Mary to the mirror and

666
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,440
we were too afraid to have the bathroom door all the way shut.

667
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,680
So we left it like a crack open.

668
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:53,680
Yeah.

669
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,120
So we saw a figure in the mirror.

670
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,120
Yeah.

671
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,120
Do you want to jump in here?

672
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:04,360
Um, what I recall was that you and your friends were having a sleepover and I was jealous

673
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:10,200
and, um, our mom took me up to go to bed.

674
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:15,000
But then she got the idea because you guys were in there with the door cracked open, um,

675
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:21,960
to take my pale face dark haired spooky toddler self and hold me up in the mirror.

676
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,680
So that you suddenly saw my face appear.

677
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,960
Oh, it's scary.

678
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,960
I love that.

679
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,960
Yeah.

680
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:34,240
I mean, was it actually, like, did it actually freak you guys out?

681
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,240
Yes.

682
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:41,960
But then like seconds later, we realized it wasn't like mom hid it from us or something.

683
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:42,960
Yeah.

684
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:43,960
Yeah.

685
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,040
It was terrifying for an instant and then it was funny.

686
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,040
Yeah.

687
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,040
Yeah.

688
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,760
Um, I mean, I played basically no part in this.

689
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,160
And I was just the, you looked scary.

690
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,560
That's scary.

691
00:30:55,560 --> 00:31:01,760
Um, but I, I like that.

692
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,400
Anyway, so, um, so that's what appears to be happening.

693
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,400
Light as a feather.

694
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,400
Okay.

695
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,400
He's rising into the way.

696
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,400
He's alien.

697
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,400
He's alien.

698
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,400
He's standing right at his bed.

699
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,760
Um, and Dwayne is saying how like they're talking to me, but they don't make any noise.

700
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:19,200
They use a type of telepathy and Mulder's like abductees call it mind scan.

701
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,920
And I just felt like that was really not useful.

702
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,320
Um, and so at this point, he's like bonded with Mulder.

703
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,320
He believes him.

704
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:31,960
Um, and then Mulder's like, so they take you aboard the ship to perform the tests.

705
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:37,560
Helen, and then leading the witness or no.

706
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:42,800
And then they show some, some flashbacks or whatever.

707
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:48,720
And my first thought, um, sort of autopilot was, Oh, thank God, I was assigned to watch

708
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,720
this one and not you because you're little.

709
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:56,720
Oh, it's like, Oh, this is too scary for Helen.

710
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,720
She told me in her mid thirties.

711
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:00,720
Exactly.

712
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,320
Uh, but the thing is, Oh no, really?

713
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,320
It was dental base.

714
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:14,200
Oh, oh, cause he's got like, he's on like a creepy place.

715
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,200
I don't know.

716
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:21,320
His mouth is held open with metal things.

717
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,280
Yeah, I can picture that.

718
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,640
And then they're bringing in a laser and I'm writing in all caps.

719
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,440
I am not a fan.

720
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:32,400
And it was really scary.

721
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,200
Like that scene was fucking terrifying.

722
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,200
Like, Oh man.

723
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:40,600
They like, I don't know if like, you know, they got a bigger budget and they're a little

724
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,240
more into a horror image.

725
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,240
I don't know.

726
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,240
It was just terrifying.

727
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,240
Wow.

728
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,240
I was just like, Helen, I'm so glad you're not watching this.

729
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,240
Oh my God.

730
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,960
Especially with all the dental work you've had done lately.

731
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:56,360
This was like, although better to have had the dental work and then watch this than the

732
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:57,360
opposite.

733
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:03,640
I was about to say, at least it seems like, yeah, yeah, at least I may have a break from

734
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,120
it for a while.

735
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,120
Yeah.

736
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,120
Yeah.

737
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,120
Yeah.

738
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:16,080
So they drill tools in his teeth to hide trackers, he says.

739
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:22,000
And so then Scully gets on the phone with cry check because Mulder is gone and Scully

740
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:27,440
is not happy that they let Mulder go into the hostage place, into the travel agency.

741
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,280
And she's like, Dwayne Berry is not who Mulder thinks he is.

742
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:38,040
And so then they, the flashback, okay, Mulder's talking murder Dwayne and Dwayne confirms, yeah,

743
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:42,560
he's seen kids up there before they're doing tests on the kids and, you know, are they

744
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,560
hurting them?

745
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:44,560
Oh yeah.

746
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,560
Oh God.

747
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:46,560
Yeah.

748
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,560
Yeah.

749
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,040
You know, I wanted to be like, come on, Dwayne, that's his sister.

750
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,880
But it was, it was so scary.

751
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,160
And he's like, oh, it's like living with a gun to your head.

752
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,320
You don't know when you're going to be taken.

753
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:58,320
Yeah.

754
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,120
It's very scary.

755
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:04,600
And at the same time, we see a hole being drilled in the wall of the travel agency and

756
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:09,960
they very carefully lower a little camera through it so that they can see what is happening

757
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:10,960
in the room.

758
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:11,960
Okay.

759
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:17,600
And so then we see Scully shows up in person and she's like, I just flew down from Washington,

760
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,080
which I cannot sort out temporally speaking.

761
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,080
How long has Mulder been talking to Dwayne?

762
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,080
Do you mean temporally?

763
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,080
Oh, yeah.

764
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,080
Oh, sorry, sorry.

765
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,080
I thought you meant spatially.

766
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,080
I thought you meant spatially.

767
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,080
Especially on, especially on temporally.

768
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,280
Where is this supposed to be?

769
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,280
Virginia?

770
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,280
So I'm like, oh, yeah.

771
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,280
I mean, that's super fly.

772
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:36,280
I'm like, I don't know.

773
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:41,280
I guess the second process did take way less time and probably she's got special government

774
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,280
stuff.

775
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,280
So she's probably getting on the plane.

776
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,760
I let my head like get there two hours early for domestic flights.

777
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,960
You know, she's probably not doing that.

778
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:50,960
Yeah.

779
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,600
But she flies there.

780
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,480
This is like of the like, you know, this meeting could have been an email.

781
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,560
This is a, this in-person visit for Scully could have been a talking through the wire

782
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:00,560
to crotch a thing.

783
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:05,840
Because she's like, hey, you know, he's not who he says he is.

784
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,760
I'm like, you just had that on the phone.

785
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,200
You didn't have to show up in person.

786
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:14,800
So oh, it also included Crytek telling Scully to calm down and her going, don't tell me

787
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:15,800
to calm down.

788
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,800
And that was good.

789
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:17,800
That is good.

790
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,800
So, okay.

791
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:24,520
So she's like, he has this rare state of psychosis and we're going to learn a little

792
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,520
bit now.

793
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,480
It's a learning time.

794
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,000
So she's like, he was shot in the line of duty in the early 80s.

795
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,800
He'd been, you know, normal, good agent, well liked before that.

796
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:39,640
And a bullet pierced his bilateral frontal lobes.

797
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,960
Okay.

798
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:49,840
And so she mentions how there's this guy Gage in history who'd had a last name.

799
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:50,840
Oh yeah, Phineas Gage.

800
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:51,840
Phineas Gage.

801
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:52,840
You know about Phineas Gage.

802
00:35:52,840 --> 00:36:02,560
And well familiar with frontal lobe injuries and the fact that a decent amount of people

803
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:11,320
that end up being criminals and doing bad things have been, have had frontal lobe injuries

804
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,320
early in their lives.

805
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:20,640
Now, I can't tell you how statistically significant that is, but there have been, like I know,

806
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,360
I'm pretty sure Gacy had a head injury.

807
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,000
There's like, there's all sorts of reports.

808
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:32,520
But you keep, yeah, what I'm curious about though, in that is like, I've had a head injury.

809
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,280
I've had multiple head injuries.

810
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:39,800
But nobody's going to ask that and use it to justify my behavior because I'm not doing

811
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:40,800
anything crazy.

812
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:45,080
Is it possible that like, under 50% of the population has had head injuries?

813
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,080
All right.

814
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,080
Let me finish about Gage.

815
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,080
No, let me say this quick on that.

816
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,080
On that note.

817
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,080
Yeah.

818
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:57,760
I mean, it's similar to how like when you listen to true crime podcasts, mostly, you

819
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:01,640
hear about like a lot of people that had like really messed up childhoods that went

820
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,640
on to do really messed up things.

821
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,560
And it's like, well, there's going to be those people.

822
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:12,080
But then there's of course the people that the many, many, many more people that were

823
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:16,440
abused and went on to be perfectly normal people.

824
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,440
Yeah.

825
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:22,480
You know, you're going to get some overlap between the people with head injuries and

826
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:28,720
the people that had, you know, severe personality changes.

827
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:35,360
But that doesn't mean that because you have a head injury, you're going to have a personality

828
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,360
change.

829
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:42,720
Or if you're a murderer, you don't necessarily, you know, that's what I mean you had.

830
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:43,720
Yeah.

831
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:44,720
Yeah.

832
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:47,160
So she mentions Gage and she's like, he was bizarre.

833
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,160
He became bizarre and violent.

834
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,160
He was a liar.

835
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,160
He was delusional.

836
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,160
Yeah.

837
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:55,760
And her point is like same deal with Wayne Berry.

838
00:37:55,760 --> 00:38:00,160
And so he is psychotic after a frontal lobe injury.

839
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,680
And that's Kelly's point.

840
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:06,600
I kind of felt like, I don't know, dude took some hostages already.

841
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:10,600
We figure he's, he was already in a correctional facility.

842
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,120
This didn't seem like that big of a reveal to me.

843
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,440
But I looked at Phineas Gage because I remembered learning about him.

844
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,560
Like class, you know, decades ago.

845
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:24,600
And I will say, I want to say this to Wikipedia's credit because it has gotten a lot better

846
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,600
since it originally started.

847
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:32,080
It was quite a good jumping off point, you know, for finding other resources and stuff.

848
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:42,280
Because if you read the page about Gage, who was, he was a dude in the 1800s, 1823 to 1860.

849
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:47,280
And they were doing blasting and this railroad stuff.

850
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,280
Yeah, railroad stuff.

851
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,280
Yeah.

852
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:51,960
Went into his head.

853
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:56,880
I recommend looking at the Wikipedia page listeners because there are these like rotating

854
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:00,080
3D images of his skull with the rod through it.

855
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,960
And it's just kind of funny in a way.

856
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:04,960
That sounds terrible.

857
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:09,720
I guess that Gage kept the rod or he like gave it away for a while and got back and

858
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:11,800
would like show it to people.

859
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,080
I mean, fair play, right?

860
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,080
For sure.

861
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:16,080
Yeah.

862
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,840
I mean, you know, I've kept all sorts of creepy stuff.

863
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:20,840
So yeah.

864
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:21,840
Oh yeah.

865
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:22,840
Yeah.

866
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:23,840
I mean, I gave it to you.

867
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:28,480
Yeah, I haven't, but I would if a good opportunity arose.

868
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:29,480
Yeah.

869
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,480
Yeah.

870
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:31,800
If like a big rod went through your head.

871
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:32,800
Yeah.

872
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,800
Keep that.

873
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,800
Yeah.

874
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,800
Yeah.

875
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,320
So, so here's the thing though.

876
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:38,800
He struggled with his recovery.

877
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:42,360
It sounds like he was not a great person to be around while recovering.

878
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:47,240
I mean, recovering from a thing going through his head in the 1800s, it's not going to be

879
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:50,280
an answer to recovery.

880
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:55,320
But people who directly knew him while he was alive are not the ones who really said

881
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,080
the extreme stuff about his personality changing.

882
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:02,480
It really seems like that was somewhat blown out of proportion that there's no interesting

883
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,480
that he was psychotic.

884
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,480
Okay.

885
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,480
Okay.

886
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:11,800
So like, would I be more of a jerk if I had to recover from a brutal head injury in the

887
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,800
1800s?

888
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,800
Yeah.

889
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:14,800
Sure.

890
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,200
I'm more of a jerk when it's warm out.

891
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,200
Yeah.

892
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,200
Yeah.

893
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,200
Yeah.

894
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,200
Yeah.

895
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:29,840
So it kind of reminded me of how we talked about, oh, the guy who saw the little elf that

896
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,760
Mulder uses as a code name.

897
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,800
Oh, something hail, right?

898
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:34,800
Or hail.

899
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:35,800
Yeah.

900
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:41,240
And again, it seems like in popular culture, this has kind of gotten blown out of proportion

901
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:42,240
or whatever.

902
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,240
Oh, interesting.

903
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:44,240
Okay.

904
00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:47,120
That was the impression I was getting doing some research today.

905
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,120
Okay.

906
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:54,480
But going back to the episode, I felt like, well, oh, is it a big stretch?

907
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,480
Like, doing very psychotic?

908
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:57,480
Right.

909
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,480
I don't know.

910
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:03,480
Well, and I will also say though, there is frontal lobe syndrome though, I think as

911
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:11,480
it's called is a thing where frontal lobe injuries do cause some behavioral changes,

912
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,080
particularly like aggression and stuff like that.

913
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:18,280
I guess you know that with head injuries and football, that what do you call it?

914
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,280
Yeah.

915
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,480
Like the thing, PDI stuff.

916
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,480
Yeah.

917
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,480
Yeah.

918
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,480
Yeah.

919
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,480
Yeah.

920
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:26,480
So, okay.

921
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,480
So, yeah.

922
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:33,440
I mean, I guess I just didn't feel like, well, for whatever reason, we know he's dangerous.

923
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,440
He's got a gun.

924
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:35,440
Right.

925
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,440
He was already in a correctional facility for violence.

926
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,440
He shot Tobias.

927
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,440
Yeah.

928
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,920
So, you know, didn't seem like a big reveal.

929
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:48,400
What I did think was important for the plot is that this, that Dwayne mentions, oh, the

930
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,480
government knows they work together.

931
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:54,240
There's a secret corporation where they're collaborating with the aliens.

932
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:59,000
And I think this is one of the first times in the X files that that is explicitly laid

933
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000
out.

934
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Interesting.

935
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Yeah.

936
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:08,120
And he says, and this is going to be important to you, Helen, not at the moment, but for

937
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,120
next week.

938
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:10,120
Okay.

939
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:13,120
He's like, I need to go back to where it first started.

940
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,120
A mountain.

941
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,120
Up, up.

942
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,120
Ascending to the stars.

943
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,120
Oh, yeah.

944
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,120
Yes.

945
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,120
Yeah.

946
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,120
So, listeners, remember that line.

947
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,120
Ascending to the stars.

948
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,560
Ascending to the stars.

949
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:31,600
And so, Dwayne also tells him that they put these tracking devices in my gums and my sinuses

950
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,640
and in my navel.

951
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,640
And yeah, indeed.

952
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:41,640
And so, Mulder gets Dwayne to let the women go.

953
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,480
And Scully's like, well, if you got to get them, let them to get everybody go.

954
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,480
This is a countdown.

955
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,600
They're coming in with guns soon.

956
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,600
Okay.

957
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:53,120
And so, Mulder's like, hey, when you let the women go, you left the door unlocked.

958
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:57,200
Can you, can you go over there and lock it?

959
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,640
And so, he wanders over to go lock the door.

960
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,040
And then he sees the red dot on his chest.

961
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,040
Oh.

962
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,040
And he gets shot.

963
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,040
Oh, wow.

964
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,040
And so, I didn't remember that he got shot.

965
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,040
Like that's how this...

966
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,040
Don't be either.

967
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,040
Wrapped up.

968
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,040
Well, sort of wrapped up.

969
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,040
Yeah.

970
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,520
So, he's taken it away in the ambulance.

971
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,040
Mulder and Scully are together outside.

972
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,520
It felt like the end of the episode.

973
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:25,400
And Scully's like, assuring Mulder, look, you did the right thing.

974
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,440
And Mulder clearly felt conflicted about it because a few minutes earlier, it seemed

975
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,800
like he tried to keep them away from the window.

976
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,320
So, it was unclear.

977
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,320
Okay.

978
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:38,440
And then another day, he's called to the hospital where Dwayne is stable, but fell out of it.

979
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,800
And the hostage lady in charge woman is there.

980
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,640
And she's like, she basically calls Mulder in.

981
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:49,520
Again, this felt like this meeting could have been a phone call.

982
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:54,760
She's like, oh, so I just wanted to let you know that we did X-rays.

983
00:43:54,760 --> 00:44:00,920
And the X-rays showed metal in his gums and his sinus cavity and his navel, which is just

984
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,360
where Dwayne said that this truckers would be.

985
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,360
Yeah.

986
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:05,360
I mean, I don't know.

987
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,480
I might want to talk to that person in person.

988
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,980
Okay, fair enough.

989
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:09,980
Fair enough.

990
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:14,520
And actually, now that I say that, I guess I took one of them out and I gave it to Mulder

991
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,880
in a little jar.

992
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,040
And so she's like, I would not want that thing.

993
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,440
Like where are you going to leave that?

994
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,800
Like you want the aliens finding you at work or at your house?

995
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,400
Like where are you going to put the little tracker?

996
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,960
If you're Mulder, of course you want that thing.

997
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,920
He makes very poor choices with respect to aliens.

998
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,480
Very different choices than you and I.

999
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:40,440
Because what if we established one of us would do, most likely you, because you do archaeology,

1000
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,680
what would you do if we found an alien?

1001
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,360
Yes, we actually, me and you and our friend Amanda discussed this, didn't we?

1002
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,880
And what if we decided?

1003
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:54,440
I would rebury it and do nothing until no one and pretend nothing ever happened.

1004
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:55,440
Right?

1005
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,440
Exactly.

1006
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,440
Yup.

1007
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:58,440
Yup.

1008
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,440
Yeah, so we clearly have...

1009
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:03,640
For all we know, listen there's hell in this scene, dozens of aliens.

1010
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,640
It's just not telling us.

1011
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:10,320
Yeah, whenever people always ask like, what's the most interesting thing you found on a

1012
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,320
dig?

1013
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:16,520
Like, oh, you know, old coins, half decomposed alien body.

1014
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,520
Yeah.

1015
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:21,400
Like, the most interesting thing that I'm allowed to tell you.

1016
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:22,400
Yeah.

1017
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:23,400
Yeah.

1018
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,160
So yeah, Mulder, some priorities.

1019
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:33,040
So he brings it to Scully and is like, look, it's a metal from inside Wing Merry.

1020
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,640
Brings it to Scully?

1021
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:36,760
I didn't remember that.

1022
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:37,760
And...

1023
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:38,760
Okay, keep going.

1024
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:42,160
Mulder's like, I think he's telling the truth and Scully's like, I'm going to bring it to

1025
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,440
symbolistic people.

1026
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,920
I think that it's shrapnel because he was a bat.

1027
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:46,920
Okay.

1028
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:47,920
So he was shot.

1029
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,440
You know, we know he was shot at some point.

1030
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,440
That's how he got that injury.

1031
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,600
He wasn't working on the railroad.

1032
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,600
That was Gage.

1033
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:54,600
Right.

1034
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,600
So she got it.

1035
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,600
Yeah.

1036
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,600
Yeah.

1037
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:02,040
So she brings it to, I don't know, a lab with equipment in one of those, let's just get

1038
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,600
some equipment there, sort of ways.

1039
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:09,960
And they put it under a microscope and they zoom in and they can see it is a barcode that

1040
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:14,000
is only 10 microns wide.

1041
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:19,360
Whereas if you don't know what a micron is, it is one one thousandth of a millimeter.

1042
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,640
I know we don't do metric.

1043
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:24,400
If you don't know what a millimeter is, it's real tiny, real small.

1044
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,400
Yeah.

1045
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,400
Real small.

1046
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,400
Yeah.

1047
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,400
Yeah.

1048
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:37,160
I would say the width of a fingernail is about a centimeter or maybe like a little more

1049
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:42,720
and then cut that by 10 and that's a millimeter and then cut that by 1000.

1050
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:43,720
Yeah.

1051
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:46,680
So very teeny tiny barcode.

1052
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,720
Definitely not something they were making in the 90s.

1053
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:54,800
It kind of reminded me of the projects that our students do with electron microscopes.

1054
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,800
Oh.

1055
00:46:55,800 --> 00:47:02,240
Where they'll like make like a teeny tiny like 50 microns wide UW-Pletzel logo or whatever.

1056
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:05,240
So like, you know, nowadays feasible.

1057
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:06,240
Yeah.

1058
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:11,680
But not then and it certainly shouldn't have been inside Wayne Berry's jaw or nasal cavity

1059
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,080
or whatever.

1060
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:17,200
So Scully goes to the grocery store.

1061
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:22,400
If you're interested, she buys a whole bunch of food and writes a paper check for $11 and

1062
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,400
the 14 cents.

1063
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,520
So that was interesting and neat.

1064
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:27,520
The pressing.

1065
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:31,440
Yeah, that's probably the word.

1066
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:35,920
And she's like, she looks at the scanner and the cashier has to step away.

1067
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:40,200
So she just goes for it and she scans the little thing on the scanner to grocery store.

1068
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:41,840
Do you remember that?

1069
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:42,840
That's right.

1070
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:43,840
Yeah.

1071
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:49,360
So like the machine goes crazy and it's showing some crazy long number sequence and Scully

1072
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,600
is like, oh, I don't know what happened.

1073
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:57,320
So then we see Dwayne waking up suddenly in the hospital and we get that flinky creepy

1074
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,820
music that they do.

1075
00:47:58,820 --> 00:48:04,640
I think for the first time in squeeze that like flinky violin music.

1076
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:05,640
Yeah.

1077
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:06,640
Yeah.

1078
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:07,840
Like tempted to imitate but.

1079
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:08,840
I'm familiar.

1080
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:09,840
No.

1081
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:10,840
Yeah.

1082
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:16,680
So he looks through the curtains in the hospital and he sees aliens looking at him.

1083
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:22,380
And so he gets up, he grabs the fire extinguisher, he knocks out the guard, he runs out of there

1084
00:48:22,380 --> 00:48:25,160
and then Scully calls Mulder.

1085
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,160
She's in her house.

1086
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:30,960
She's leaving Mulder answering machine message and she's like clearly afraid sounding.

1087
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,840
She's like, what the hell is this thing?

1088
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:38,520
It's like almost like somebody was using it to catalog him.

1089
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:43,040
And then we see Dwayne Berry looking through her window and he puts in and the last thing

1090
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:46,960
you hear is Scully yelling from Mulder to help her because she's still on the phone

1091
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:47,960
with them.

1092
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,040
So Mulder's going to get that answering machine message.

1093
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,040
Oh man.

1094
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,000
And that is where we leave off.

1095
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Oh, geez.

1096
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,000
Yeah.

1097
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,760
Oh, I'm so glad I never watched these when they aired.

1098
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,760
I would have been so pissed after.

1099
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:05,760
Oh my God.

1100
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:06,760
Oh God.

1101
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:07,760
Yeah.

1102
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:13,920
I mean, we had to wait sort of somewhat in that, you know, we had to buy the DVDs online

1103
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:17,480
and we didn't have all the seasons and sometimes we'd just watch them on TV and have to wait

1104
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,280
until the next night, but it was never waiting a full week.

1105
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,280
Yeah.

1106
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,320
I thought you meant you were glad you didn't watch it when it first aired because you were

1107
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,920
six and it would have been really scary.

1108
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,600
I mean that too.

1109
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:30,600
Yeah.

1110
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:31,600
Yeah.

1111
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,600
Oh gosh.

1112
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:33,840
Hugo just turned six.

1113
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:34,840
Oh no.

1114
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:35,840
It'd be so traumatized.

1115
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,840
It'd be so traumatized.

1116
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,840
Oh my God.

1117
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:40,840
Oh.

1118
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:41,840
Yeah.

1119
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,840
Even William was nine.

1120
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:51,480
He like, he talks a big game, but then we were, where were we?

1121
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:57,800
I think we were in Walmart or Target or something getting stuff for Hugo's birthday party and

1122
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:04,240
there was a bunch of Halloween stuff and William goes, I like the candy, but I don't like Halloween.

1123
00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:05,960
And I was like, why?

1124
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:06,960
And he's like, it's so scary.

1125
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:07,960
And I was like, oh.

1126
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:08,960
Oh gosh.

1127
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:09,960
Yeah.

1128
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:10,960
I love to complain.

1129
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,960
Oh, I could watch that.

1130
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:14,960
No, that wouldn't be scary for me.

1131
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:15,960
Yeah.

1132
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:16,960
No.

1133
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,360
You can't watch the Jason movies or whatever I was talking about.

1134
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:21,360
Yeah.

1135
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:22,360
Yeah.

1136
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,360
Yeah.

1137
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,160
I can see this absolutely terrifying him.

1138
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,160
Yeah.

1139
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:27,160
Yeah.

1140
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:28,160
Yeah.

1141
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,160
So that's when we're right.

1142
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,160
Yeah.

1143
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,160
I think I'm, I don't know.

1144
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,600
I think we'll see if I end up watching it before Ascension.

1145
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:36,600
Yeah.

1146
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,960
I mean, I feel pretty caught up by this.

1147
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:39,960
So I might just watch Ascension.

1148
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:40,960
I think that's fair.

1149
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:41,960
Yeah.

1150
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:42,960
Yeah.

1151
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:48,840
And I mean, like, you can just tell from the name, Ascension, not going to be good given

1152
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,840
the topic.

1153
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:50,840
No.

1154
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,840
This is not a case where we want to ascend.

1155
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:53,840
No.

1156
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:54,840
No.

1157
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:55,840
I really do.

1158
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,320
I mean, airplanes, but.

1159
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:03,320
You have a story in the show Taskmaster and.

1160
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:04,320
Oh, right.

1161
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,320
It's really, really funny.

1162
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,280
I have a login I could give you.

1163
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:12,000
Just you, not all our listeners.

1164
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:17,880
And because you can also watch some on YouTube, but one of the comics was on there, because

1165
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,680
it's a funny game show.

1166
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,880
And one of them was on there and he was in the Guinness Book of World Records for doing

1167
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:28,840
the highest comedy performance, highest standup comedy, because he once did a standup comedy

1168
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:32,520
act on a plane in order to get into the Guinness Book of World Records.

1169
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:33,520
So wow.

1170
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:34,520
Oh, that's funny.

1171
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:35,520
What is your story?

1172
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,520
I do have a story though.

1173
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:39,520
Okay.

1174
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:42,520
So I watched this episode yesterday.

1175
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:43,520
Right.

1176
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:48,800
And this is going to be like a story within a story because I'll tell you what happened

1177
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:53,040
and then I'll have to tell you probably you might remember it, but I'll tell everyone

1178
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:57,560
a second story about why this scared me so much, even though it's kind of ridiculous.

1179
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:58,560
So okay.

1180
00:51:58,560 --> 00:51:59,560
Okay.

1181
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:00,560
I went to sleep.

1182
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:01,560
Yep.

1183
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,960
As per usual, no particular thoughts about whether or not I'm a sentient liquid.

1184
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,560
And then I'm having a dream.

1185
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:12,200
I don't even remember the dream, but I know I was dreaming and in my dream there was a

1186
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,920
beep beep beep beep beep.

1187
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:14,920
Okay.

1188
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:15,920
I'm like that.

1189
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:16,920
And that was it.

1190
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:23,840
And then I like suddenly was lucid dreaming and I realized, oh, I just heard beeps.

1191
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:24,840
Was that real life?

1192
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:30,640
And I like woke myself up and I was like, did I hear beeping?

1193
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:31,640
Was there beeping?

1194
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,920
And so I looked at my cell phone to see if there was like, I don't know, like an Amber

1195
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:35,920
alert or something.

1196
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:40,440
I'm like, you know, there's no signs of beeping on my phone.

1197
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:45,640
And that's when I remembered our father's story about beeping in the night.

1198
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:46,640
The back lights.

1199
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,200
No, no, not the back lights.

1200
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,880
It was one of your kids.

1201
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,360
He, I don't know this.

1202
00:52:52,360 --> 00:53:00,200
Well, I mean, it doesn't end up sounding especially scary, but he'd be asleep and he'd hear this

1203
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:07,040
beeping and he thought to himself in a very blasé way while half asleep that he was being

1204
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,560
abducted by aliens.

1205
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:13,920
And that was the sound that they used to erase his memory of having been abducted.

1206
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,440
Oh, God.

1207
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:17,440
That's creepy.

1208
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:22,440
So he just would be half asleep and be like, oh, that's them doing the erasing again when

1209
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:26,040
he would hear that like, yeah.

1210
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:28,880
And that's like all he remembered, but that's what he would think.

1211
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:32,440
And then he'd wake up, go about his day later and not really think about it.

1212
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,360
And then he'd hear it again the next night and he'd think that's what it was.

1213
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:36,360
Oh, my God.

1214
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:40,560
And so eventually it turned out to be like either a clock radio or a watch alarm somewhere

1215
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:46,560
else in the house that was set for a particular time in the middle of the night.

1216
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,560
Oh, God.

1217
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,240
At least in theory.

1218
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:55,120
So last night I hear a beeping sound possibly in real life, possibly in my dreams.

1219
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:59,840
And I look at the clock and it was like 245 and I was like, oh, what if that was them

1220
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:00,840
erasing my brain?

1221
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,760
What if they looked at my teeth?

1222
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:07,360
And it was very, very scary.

1223
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,520
And I was like, at least it's content for the podcast.

1224
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:14,280
So that's my listener story.

1225
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,640
You don't know what it was.

1226
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:17,640
Nope.

1227
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:18,640
Nope.

1228
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,720
Adam doesn't remember if he slipped through it.

1229
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:22,640
His phone didn't do anything weird.

1230
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:27,040
I can't think of anything in my house that would make that particular beeping noise because

1231
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:31,800
we have plenty of things that might beep, but it wasn't our smoke detector or anything.

1232
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:35,440
It wasn't like we're bed-dreaming on something.

1233
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,080
All of our listeners have heard my smoke detector.

1234
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:42,080
It kept going off in one episode and I couldn't turn it on.

1235
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:45,400
No, it was nothing batteries dying.

1236
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,640
And it also started very close to my head.

1237
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:52,680
So I thought it was my cell phone, but it was not.

1238
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:57,080
I have a similar, though very, very different story.

1239
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,080
All right.

1240
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:02,080
Or I should say similar story, very different ending.

1241
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:08,400
Is that I woke up from a terrifying noise the other night.

1242
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,120
I fall asleep listening.

1243
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:15,400
So I found these two podcasts and I can't find them anymore.

1244
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:25,120
I tried recently on my friend Cynthia's phone, but somehow I got access to the official book

1245
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:30,320
recordings of Harry Potter, all the Harry Potters and All the Lord of the Rings.

1246
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:34,120
So it's like the audio books, like the good.

1247
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,120
Did you buy them?

1248
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,120
No, I didn't.

1249
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,720
They were because they were made, they were a podcast.

1250
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:42,160
Like someone uploaded them as a podcast.

1251
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:43,160
Oh.

1252
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:49,280
And now the title to them reads on my phone, this RSS has been deleted.

1253
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:53,440
Like both of them say like so clearly they were found out, but I'm, I'm they're still

1254
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:55,240
on my phone.

1255
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,240
Okay.

1256
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,680
And so I was able to come find you.

1257
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,960
You're hearing these tables.

1258
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,200
I'm not the one who did the illegal uploading.

1259
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,880
I'm just benefiting.

1260
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:10,760
And so I fall asleep listening to either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings pretty much every

1261
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:11,760
night.

1262
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:16,400
And see in last week's podcast, you were telling me about some podcasts that you listen to.

1263
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,400
Oh yeah.

1264
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,520
This podcast about or boring stories for bedtime or something.

1265
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:21,520
Yes.

1266
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:22,520
Boring books for bedtime.

1267
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:23,520
Yeah.

1268
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,560
But anyway, you mostly do Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.

1269
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,560
Okay.

1270
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:34,040
And I woke up to this like terrifying growling like angry noise.

1271
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:41,000
And it freaked me out so bad, but it was the voice of the Ents and Lord of the Rings.

1272
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Oh.

1273
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Talking to Pippin and Mary.

1274
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000
Oh, how nice.

1275
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,000
I don't know why they, I don't know.

1276
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Gatsby.

1277
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,000
No, no, it was an Ent.

1278
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000
Oh.

1279
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:56,160
But it was real scary, real like way louder.

1280
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,760
It's talking scary.

1281
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:58,760
I don't know.

1282
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:04,240
Well, I mean, when you're asleep and it's right in your ear, like, and it's a big difference,

1283
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:07,880
you know, you think I'm not going to try to do an Ent voice.

1284
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:12,280
But if you, if you're sure, are you sure you shouldn't do an Ent voice?

1285
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,360
I can't even, I don't even know where to start.

1286
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,400
I would try if I could.

1287
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,040
I don't even know what they say.

1288
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:19,960
I'm trying again.

1289
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,440
You are quite small.

1290
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,440
I don't know.

1291
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,880
Whatever it is that, that's nice.

1292
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:26,360
Gbeard says, thank you.

1293
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,360
Yeah.

1294
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,360
Yeah.

1295
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:32,080
So like, there was significant volume to it, which was part of the problem.

1296
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:33,080
Yeah, that is startling.

1297
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:37,760
Oh, and they are going into the fact that occasionally we're secretly a Lord of the Rings podcast.

1298
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,880
So, that's right.

1299
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:41,880
Yeah.

1300
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:42,880
Okay.

1301
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:43,880
Cool.

1302
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:44,880
Yeah.

1303
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,520
So that was my, you know, you know what I want to say quick too.

1304
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:52,920
I don't want to just drop the thing about our dad hearing bagpipes and then not, not

1305
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,320
finish that.

1306
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,320
Was it the bagpipes?

1307
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:57,320
No, it was the bagpipes.

1308
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:58,320
Different incident.

1309
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,480
Moving right along.

1310
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:01,480
Yeah.

1311
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:11,600
It was a side effect of COVID that like he didn't have any taste or olfactory issues,

1312
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:16,720
but he heard a ringing in his ears that sounded like bagpipe music was playing.

1313
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:18,360
In the middle of the night.

1314
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,720
He'd get up at the point for the piper.

1315
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:23,920
But he sometimes sounded like the church organ too.

1316
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:27,920
Like, and sometimes it's like the Phantom of the Opera.

1317
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:28,920
Clearly.

1318
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:31,720
I mean, in that he played an organ.

1319
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,040
The organ wasn't a phantom though.

1320
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:38,440
I mean, my understanding is that the organ is real.

1321
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:42,240
I mean, actually my understanding is that the phantom is real.

1322
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,240
Yeah.

1323
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:45,760
He's just a man who hides and wears a mask, right?

1324
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:46,760
Right.

1325
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:47,760
Yes.

1326
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:48,760
Okay.

1327
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:49,760
Yeah.

1328
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:50,760
I think that's enough.

1329
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:51,760
Yeah.

1330
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:52,760
That's probably enough for today.

1331
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:53,760
I don't know.

1332
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:54,760
Yeah.

1333
00:58:54,760 --> 00:59:06,760
I have not seen phantoms, but I guess an organ is scarier than bagpipes.

1334
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:07,760
Is it?

1335
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:08,760
Yeah.

1336
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:09,760
Yeah.

1337
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:10,760
I don't know.

1338
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:11,760
Yeah.

1339
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,720
I would say so.

1340
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:19,360
I feel very, very strongly that that's the case.

1341
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:23,840
I feel like they're equally scary when you hear them in the middle of the night out of

1342
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,000
nowhere.

1343
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:30,120
I disagree because bagpipes could mean anything.

1344
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,240
It could mean a celebration.

1345
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:33,240
No.

1346
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,240
No.

1347
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,360
Bagpipes could mean anything.

1348
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,360
That's just not the statement.

1349
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,360
Okay.

1350
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:43,920
Bagpipes could mean a variety of things.

1351
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:49,160
Like, you know, like the last time I heard bagpipes was when I was in Ireland for my

1352
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:52,080
brother-in-law's and sister-in-law's wedding.

1353
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:56,640
So like, those were very nice bagpipes.

1354
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:57,640
Yeah.

1355
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:59,920
I guess the most, I've heard bagpipes recently.

1356
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:05,160
I've been irritated because in Edinburgh they have bagpipe street performers and they

1357
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:09,920
just play like the same songs, like same one or two songs over and over and it was like

1358
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:10,920
super crowded.

1359
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,640
Now it's just like, oh, bagpipes are too loud.

1360
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:18,920
But I guess I would argue that any mystery music you hear in the night, it doesn't have

1361
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:22,040
any source.

1362
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:23,960
Therefore it couldn't mean anything.

1363
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:27,760
It could specifically mean one thing, which is I don't know, ghost?

1364
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:28,760
Ghost instrument?

1365
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:29,760
No.

1366
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:30,760
I don't know.

1367
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,760
I mean, someone walking past your house with bagpipes.

1368
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:40,440
That's a really good point because no one is walking by with a church organ.

1369
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:41,440
All right.

1370
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:42,440
Okay.

1371
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,440
I will figure that.

1372
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:44,440
Bagpipes are way more affordable.

1373
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:45,440
Okay.

1374
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:46,440
Yeah.

1375
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,440
Yeah.

1376
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:53,160
I feel like we need to be an actual corporeal hyper than a phantom.

1377
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:54,160
Yeah.

1378
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,160
Are you thinking about how to pronounce corporeal?

1379
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,160
No, no, I knew that.

1380
01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:59,160
Oh, okay.

1381
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:05,960
I was just thinking about corporeal instruments again and about the, because I was saying

1382
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:09,360
how in the phantom of the opera, I was pretty sure that the organ was real.

1383
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,840
Oh, yes, it is.

1384
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:15,040
But yeah, apparently a symptom of COVID.

1385
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,040
Wow.

1386
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,040
Yeah.

1387
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:25,560
Well, send us your story and great review, subscribe, and next week, Ascension.

1388
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:26,560
Yeah.

1389
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:31,720
Yeah, you should subscribe because I will feel happy.

1390
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:33,680
I don't know.

1391
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:34,680
That kind of trailed off.

1392
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,680
I've been a lot less to be sad.

1393
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,560
No, no, don't.

1394
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:45,600
So yeah, subscribe and then, yeah, great and review because I also feel happy.

1395
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:46,600
Yep.

1396
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:54,080
Let us know if you have opinions on which instruments are scariest or anything else.

1397
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:55,080
All right.

1398
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,080
Bye.

1399
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,080
All right.

1400
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,080
Bye.

1401
01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,080
Bye.

1402
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,080
Bye.

1403
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:01,080
Bye.

1404
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,080
Bye.

1405
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,080
Bye.

1406
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,080
Bye.

1407
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:05,080
Bye.

1408
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:06,080
Bye.

1409
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:07,080
Bye.

1410
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:08,080
Bye.

1411
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:09,080
Bye.

1412
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:10,080
Bye.

1413
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,080
Bye.

1414
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:12,080
Bye.

1415
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:13,080
Bye.

1416
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:14,080
Bye.

1417
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:15,080
Bye.

1418
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:16,080
Bye.

