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What's up listeners? Thank you so much for tuning into a very special recording

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of the Atomless. This is a recording of our very first live recorded episode at

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BreakoutCon this past week. We had a tremendous time as a group. This was our

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first time together in person. This was our first live show. This was our first

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lots of things and it was all very good. We had a great time with the Breakout

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staff, with the crowd that came to see the show, with each other, and I really

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hope that you also enjoy the show that we've made for you and we thank Breakout

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for facilitating us to actually record the show so that we can share it with

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you. For the listeners awareness, just so you know, this contains extremely light

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spoilers for events happening up until the end of the Neutrino Downs arc, which

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would be about to episode 24. I don't think it spoilers enough that you could

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not listen without that, but just in case you're a real stickler and you don't

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want any references, that's where you're gonna be safe. You will also hear the

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audience doing a lot of participation in this and we thank the audience for

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allowing us to put you in this episode and for those who chose to participate.

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Incredible work. Thank you. The very last thing that I want to say before I let

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you enjoy the show is that we are not doing any special editing for this

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episode. Please don't expect our usual sound effects heavy and heavily edited

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episode of the Atomless. This is just gonna be the raw recording, so I hope

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that you can enjoy it as it is. Thank you and enjoy the show. Oh please do.

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Please. I was born for it. Yeah. We still have not gotten a photo with all of us

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together. We have been together for over 24 hours in the same space and we have

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not got a picture with all of us together. And at PAX U, it was everyone but Moe

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and we did not get a picture for the full 72 hours. I was just waiting on the discord like where is it?

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Where is the pictures?

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Looks like it's running clear. I'm gonna leave this up here if that's not gonna be in your way.

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Absolutely not, hero.

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Please do not kick it. I will definitely try.

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And yeah, you guys should be good I think. Hero. So I will leave you to it. It's just gonna be recording from now until I come back.

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Alright. Awesome. Have a great week. Thank you. Thank you so much.

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Oh beautiful. Thank you my guy. Thank you. Thank you babe.

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I always like it when someone helping me is British. It makes me feel at home.

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Like it makes me feel better about, yeah. I'm like they get me.

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Oh shit. Very nice. Thank you.

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Did you just get a full box of honey dip again? Yeah.

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We got the honey dip. Yeah the honey dip specifically.

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Okay. Do my boys of dice. We all got our dice here. I have a whole thing if we need them.

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Okay. So.

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Let me look outside to see if there's anyone else who wants to do this. Absolutely.

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Yeah. We can, I mean we're not, we won't hard start at 5 or 5. So this is very, by the way everyone,

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this is so heavily audience interaction that you will all be, I will be calling people up to be doing stuff.

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And we have fun little things. So you got, hey listen, if you got some, if you got some Adonis OCs that you want to be whacking out of here,

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we'll make it work for you baby. Make them canon. Make them canon.

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Too many. Too many. Too many for you. Yeah. You don't get any.

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You don't get any. We've talked for too long about yours.

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The void cards.

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Yes. Because we are recording this so it will go up on the main feed. Delicious.

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Also, does everyone have a void card? We have these little business cards, which is a small TTRPG for people who know the show.

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There is a criminal organization called The Void and their whole thing is that you take the name of the person, of like the place with the first person that you killed in the show.

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Not in the show, just first person that you killed whilst you joined the gang. We have a little game which is about finding out what your void name is.

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So if you don't have that, please do. Please do pick one up. Please, please, please, please, please.

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The point of the game is to put our business card in your pocket and forget that it's there.

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So it's a very easy TTRPG game to play.

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Yes. Very easy. Very easy. But you don't scan the QR code first.

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Yeah, like don't completely forget about the show. Forget about the business card in your pocket.

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I didn't realize that when we designed the game. We were telling people to throw our business card in the bottom of a bag.

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And never see it again.

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Let's give them five. Let's give them until five passed.

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Yeah, it's okay. How's everybody's show going?

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First day of breakout. Really exciting.

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Does anyone have... Oh, also if you have any questions for us while we're waiting.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Oh my god, yeah.

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This is an impromptu panel now.

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Yes, we see.

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What's the funniest thing in inventory right now?

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I have like 20 grenades.

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Check that.

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Inventory, you said?

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Yeah, just like a lot of...

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It is also very important for people to know inventory because it might change.

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It might change?

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It might change depending on how kind our audience are.

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So kind.

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That's it, yeah. 100,000 credits.

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I still have a Braille copy of Alice in Wonderland.

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You do.

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You gave it to me for good luck. Maybe I gave it back. Maybe I didn't.

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Oh, actually that's yours now.

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Beautiful.

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I don't know how to put that into the festas.

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Come on in.

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This is just us playing Civ.

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I don't know if this is Civ.

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That's what the show is.

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I've planned nothing for this game.

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We'll play like hex grid mechanics because that's all we're going to do.

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Yeah, that's it.

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Are you guys ready for a really...

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I'm going to sneak Civ into every conversation.

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How's Marked Out fantastic right now?

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Yeah.

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Truly.

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I love meeting Andre. They put civilization into The Atomless,

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and it's just part of the show now.

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Yeah, it's a thing that we do when we have downtime, which has been twice.

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It's a good game.

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There was one day where we started like a four-person game of Civ instead of playing The Atomless,

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and I just remember Andre being like, oh, Moe, I'm going to destroy you.

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I do want to say they played civilization. I played Coral Island.

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We're on a call together, and they're all talking about murdering each other

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and taking each other's countries, and I'd be like, I caught a bug.

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For the record, I was Canada, so I was not starting any wars.

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You were not.

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Yeah, just finishing them though.

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Just being the reason that the dead have been to the uses.

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I won't erase them.

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And starting one national park.

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Just the one, though.

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Was that the one where I had the religion of good vibes that I was spreading throughout the world?

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Your whole people fell to good vibes.

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Well, because I chose a religion, and I picked a scorpion image, and I made it fitness,

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and Moe was like, fitness? Like, fit these nuts again.

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My god.

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And then we never played again.

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There's a lot of these nuts jokes in The Atomless server. It's really so fun.

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Yeah, I have a character based around whose whole thing, scrap.

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I have a character called Scrap whose whole thing is just doing these nuts jokes

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and then shooting people in the head. That's their whole fucking character.

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That's my son.

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That's our son.

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Before we start, what's really wild about all this is we, none of us really knew each other

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before we actually met.

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No, never really.

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Except for these two.

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No, never, never.

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We didn't meet before.

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We're dating.

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It's not clear.

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Yeah, we did like a charity stream or something.

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And we did a one shot together.

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And we had a Monster of the Week game that we were playing at the time.

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There's this person called Dylan.

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And he was coming.

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There's some seats up at the front.

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Wait, what?

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And he didn't know who Dylan was. He was like, oh, yes, this is the person called Dylan

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who I think is going to be in The Atomless.

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Because I know you're going to be best friends.

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We're going to be best friends. I'm going to get them tattooed on my arm.

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We have matching tattoos.

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And it's like he's going to ask him to his friend, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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We're going to be best friends.

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Best friends ever.

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Oh, I was just going to say that I miss our Monster of the Week characters so much.

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Oh, my gosh.

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We had a Monster of the Week game.

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I was playing someone who was in love with an Eldritch deity called The End.

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Man, I love Charles so much.

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He was awful.

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That is my favorite shit about these stupid games, is you'll say a wild ass sentence

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like an elf in love with an Eldritch god, and then you'll be like, Charles was a great character.

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I love Charles.

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I love Andy.

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Before we begin, earnest, just for the new folks, this episode will be going up on our main feed.

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So if you do participate in the audience participation, and we encourage you to,

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your voice might be picked up by one of these mics and somehow end up in there.

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If you're comfortable with that, please raise your thumb.

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Excellent. Thank you so much.

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If you are not fan for old physical things.

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Yeah.

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There's like most of these, yeah, bye, Mo.

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Most of the things are like group yeas or nays.

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I'll explain the whole sitch.

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But some of them are like, hey, someone put up your hand, you're going to come up,

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and then you're going to roll a dice, and it's going to determine some form of fate.

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So if you don't want your voice then just don't be doing those bits.

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Everyone, it's happening.

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Are you ready?

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Yay!

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And it's done.

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Done. Bye, everyone. Bye. We're done.

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That's time. Dang.

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Okay. Also, oh my God.

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We actually have a Starfinder core book that everyone in this room is eligible to win.

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How are we going to be doing that?

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We might be putting names into a wheel and spinning the wheel.

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As a fun game show.

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So we want to pass around a piece of paper?

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We're going to put names on their names.

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Sure, sure, sure, sure.

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Let's do that. That's good.

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Yeah, I tell you what.

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Can we?

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There we go. Thank you very much.

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So if you want to be in the raffle to win Starfinder core book, write down your name,

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and we're going to put everyone's names onto a fun little website which has a wheel that spins.

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I love the wheel.

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We wait for movie nights if you can't decide on what to watch.

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Only you need to give us your first name and your last initial.

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This is not like an in-home giveaway.

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No username. You know who you are.

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It's us. It's something big gamers in this room that's grand.

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We always complete a map.

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No, we do not.

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Yeah, you need to do that. This is Tim Horton's new roll-up to win.

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This is what this is.

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Okay, are we?

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Can I get some water?

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Oh yeah, let's get some water.

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Alright, well let's do some intros for people who may not be privy to us.

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Oh, are we doing a year and a damn year?

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No, I was going to do one of those.

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You know what?

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Hello, beautiful, wonderful people.

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Hi, how's it going?

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Thank you so much for coming to our first ever live show.

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I'm losing my mind. This is so, so exciting.

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I appreciate you all so much. Thank you.

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You're too kind. Thank you.

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My name is Robin, the artist formerly known as Matt.

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Captain Crale, on all things, I am the GM of this delicious little show.

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We're going to go ba-ba and then ba-ba.

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Oh, that means me next. Great.

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My name is Nourdin Likadir. My pronouns are he, him.

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I'm online at Werewolf Fields.

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Practically everywhere werewolves are found, just not Facebook.

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Don't go there. That's for you, not for me.

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Any werewolves on Facebook are not canon.

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Yeah, accurate.

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Also, I'm a DTRBG writer, cultural consultant, and designer.

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You might have seen me work on Werewolf 5th Edition or Into the Motherlands

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or various other projects along with several podcast projects in the works.

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That was not necessary.

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Hello. I'm Momo.

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You can find me everywhere at Momo underscore O'Brien,

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and I make content about immersive experiences.

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Beautiful. Beautiful.

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Hey, everybody. I'm Andre. My pronouns are he, they.

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You can find me at Andre Vera Art on social media,

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as well as my website, AndreVera.Art,

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where you can see my illustration portfolio, the actual play series I'm in,

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game set design, and a couple podcasts, too.

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And I'm Monda Adamless.

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Yay.

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What's up? I'm Dylan. My pronouns are she, he, and they.

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I'm SuperDylan Everywhere Online, and I am the host of the One Shot podcast,

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where we play a different RPG every single month with a new cast of players.

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And I'm here on the Adamless, which is my favorite thing on Earth.

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All right.

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The book.

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Pass it to me, and I'll put it in the thing.

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Do we want to introduce our carrot?

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We will be introducing our carrot.

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That's it. Okay. Heroes.

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Do we want to fly through space?

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Then we're done. We're done here.

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Let's do the wheel at the end.

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We have to keep people here. They're only here for the book.

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The winds of the crumbling sands of Nos

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hushes you to sleep.

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You are caravanned outside New Moors,

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having one last rest before you entered,

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enter the stained city.

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The rest of what's inside seems far away,

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and the brutal cold of the desert is held back

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by the patchwork truck that you're all nestled inside.

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All seems normal. For a moment, all seems safe.

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But if you listen really carefully,

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you can hear the flicker of screams

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and the burrowing of thousands of eyes upon you.

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Because all across the Yggdrasil Galaxy,

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outside of the adventures, outside of the companies,

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the void is a show.

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A show hidden within the dark reaches of the internet.

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It's hard, nearly impossible, to get a ticket

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unless you know where to look. And people do.

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Businessmen, upper decks, elite,

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parties of people trying to impress each other,

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have the stream projected onto the wall,

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teenagers with the knowledge of hacking

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put the show on at sleepovers to gross out their friends.

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They all tune in, and their eyes all burrow

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into the back of your heads.

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The audience is here.

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Their screens flash with a message.

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New participants gathered.

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Location, Vanir system.

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Planet, Nos. Area, the crumbling sands outside of New Mores.

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Name, the Patchwork crew.

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The screen flashes again.

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A finger, finger? Figure!

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Appears on the screen. Very different.

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A finger! One finger!

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It's a figure who's going, shh!

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A figure appears on the screen wearing a sequined suit

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with a head that resembles a security camera

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wearing a top hat.

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They swing their cane.

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Welcome, everyone, gallant gentlemen

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to the most depraved damsels out there.

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I am your game master.

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And this is the galaxy's greatest, most glorious game show.

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Our participants were close to starving to death

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on their way through the crumbling sands.

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What's that their ship lay in tatters?

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Spoiler for anyone who's not caught up with the elements.

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And they've walked the sands without hope,

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slowly making it toward the city of New Mores

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for help failing seconds before they could arrive.

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I have accessed all of your microphones

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to give you the ability to build this experience

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that our participants will be having.

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Now, on to our contestants.

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Her biometric data is corrupted,

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but we've overheard the other crew members call her by a name.

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This is the scrappy street teen, Skyscraper.

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On all of your screens, there is this buzz,

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and in like a stasis pod that comes out of this wall

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in this hard metal room is...

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Do you want to describe Skyscraper?

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What's up?

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I'm Skye, I look cool as fuck.

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I'm a teenager, got blue hair,

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a bag of jeans and a skateboard,

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and I got little goggles with butterfly wings on them.

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Beautiful.

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Now, our next contestant is a little bit of a criminal.

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Locked away for 30 years, he was a senator to planet Erem

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before turning into a rebel commander.

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Welcome, Azam Amir.

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Another pod.

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Azam is a seven-foot tall fireman

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complete with horns atop his head.

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Most of his skin is just a normal brown,

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but there's good amounts of what looks like lava chunks

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or some kind of crust forming on the...

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forming onto his arms and onto the horns themselves.

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He's got a long black beard and steely red eyes,

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and all he says is, I was an ambassador.

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Speaking of criminal,

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our next contestant used to be a company woman

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before she betrayed them, and now her name is in blood

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all the way from saga...

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Ike.

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You see, our little rat lady,

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she's got white fur, except for one little patch of black

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around one eye, and she's dressed in pink armor

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that's a little bit ripped,

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and then she's got a little maroon cloak around her neck,

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and she's nervously holding her tail

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and turning it over in her hands,

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and she says, I was...

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I didn't betray them on purpose.

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Who are you?

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Now, our last contestant is quite a famous one,

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grown far outside the digital galaxy,

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a Raxolite that you may have heard of.

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A few months ago, they appeared on the news

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as the hero of the company they built,

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the founder of Wild Times, Dr. Theriac.

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You see a two-foot-something little garlic person

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with a full DBZ Scouter lens.

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Oh, wait, no, I would have had the Bionic Eye at this point.

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Yeah, you'd have the Bionic Eye at this point.

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With a Bionic Eye, full plumage,

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big bright purple stalks,

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a very small root body with arms and legs

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and a lab jacket and a little guy of better underneath,

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and you see Theriac looks around saying,

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Hello? Where are we?

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I think we've been kidnapped.

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Are we on TV?

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Indeed, young teens!

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What's up? How's everybody doing tonight?

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We're not here!

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You hear projected through the speakers

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this cheer of this audience of these people watching you.

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You see cameras dotted around this room,

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and then you hear this voice of the Game Master.

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Indeed, indeed, young teen,

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we are in fact on televisions and phones,

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and we are projected, we are on screens of laptops

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where you're in internet cafes.

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We are everywhere, darling.

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Some planets are permanently stuck in the 90s,

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and they are in fact internet cafes.

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Now, before we get started on this wonderful journey,

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before you can win a total of 100,000 credits,

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that is 25,000 credits each,

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I do have a question for our audience.

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Now, these beautiful warm contestants are going to go through

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three quite specific challenges that we have laid out for them.

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However, they are quite well equipped.

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I'm going to get just, I'm, I, we're going to take a quick poll

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on whether or not they should keep any of their items

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or go in completely empty-handed.

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Now, to keep their items, can I please get a cheer?

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Oh.

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Oh!

402
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Ah ha ha ha!

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For the crew to lose everything they have on them,

404
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can I please get a cheer from everyone?

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Okay, everyone, take off every single item that you have.

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You're sick.

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Ah ha ha ha!

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The perfect audience.

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Now, before we put them through...

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Wait, hold on.

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Of course.

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We can still keep our clothes, right?

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Oh, you can keep your clothes. I'm not doing that.

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We're not that type of show.

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It's still pre-Water Shed for most of the people watching.

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Everyone huddle up.

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Where the fuck is Scrap?

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Oh my god, yeah, where is Scrap?

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I don't know.

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Is Skye still here?

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My raccoon, my pet raccoon?

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Look at my backpack.

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Um, well, as you see all of your items,

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like hard light, like your spostaff leaves,

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needle epistle...

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They just vanish?

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They just start just disappearing from your person

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as you hear this sarcophonist cheer from the audience

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wanting you to go through this completely unarmed.

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You, Skye, see your backpack.

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But inside your backpack, because they're not an item,

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is a tiny raccoon who stands on two feet

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and is like, I'm just a little guy,

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and running around and doesn't know what is happening.

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They run and leap into your arms.

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So I have Verpal.

437
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You do have Verpal.

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Fuck!

439
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I didn't think of that.

440
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I should have kept the slugs.

441
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Yeah!

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You all see a really, really ugly armadillo rat thing.

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That's what Verpal sounds like.

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Now, of course, what is a show without theming?

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Skateboard.

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Skateboard is gone.

447
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No!

448
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Skateboard disappears.

449
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Skateboard is gone.

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Are you for real?

451
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Skateboard, unfortunately, is an item,

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and as unfortunately...

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I'm going to be sick.

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Well, maybe we could get Skateboard.

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Maybe you can make that argument

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that Skateboard has a soul,

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and then possibly we could get them back later.

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However, for now...

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My entire goal of this Colosseum fight

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is to posit my thesis.

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This is a video essay actually

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about do machines have souls.

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00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,680
However, what is a game show without theming?

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Now, you'll see a prompt on all of your devices.

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Everyone in the audience, you see a little notification

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come up on your screen.

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It has just, type in a suggestion for a dangerous place.

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Now, we don't have those types.

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So, if anyone has the idea of a dangerous place that they want...

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Florida!

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Damn, that's really good.

472
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,680
There's too much Smash Bros. data.

473
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Oh my god.

474
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Final destination?

475
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Final destination!

476
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Well, they are technically 1v1ing no items final destination,

477
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which will be very good.

478
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So, we have Florida, final destination, do we have any others?

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The Sun.

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The Sun?

481
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Damn, alright, I'm into the Sun.

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Original Jurassic Park.

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Oh, beautiful.

484
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We did the Wild Times arc, thank you very much.

485
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Do we have someone in the back?

486
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Trash Compact is really good.

487
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,680
I'm sorry.

488
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,680
Okay, alright, alright, alright.

489
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I'll tell you what, there was four there, right?

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Because there was Florida, the Sun, oh no,

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because then there was Trash Compactor, and then there was...

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Jurassic Park.

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Jurassic Park, and then final destination, shit.

494
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Let's chuck one more.

495
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:44,680
Let's have a D6 of this.

496
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Anyone have one more?

497
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Funky Floats, also from Super Smash Bros.

498
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Beautiful.

499
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,680
We have two Super Smash Bros. stage, we are canonizing it.

500
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Alright, I'm going to go in order that they were yelled at.

501
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I'm going to roll a D6.

502
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That's a five.

503
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That'd be the Trash Compactor.

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00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,680
That's the Trash Compactor.

505
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:05,680
Hard Light appears around you, just like when your weapons were taken

506
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,680
and they all started disappearing.

507
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:11,680
Now, Trash just starts filling up the room.

508
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,680
It gets to about...

509
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:18,680
Oh, Theriac is struggling actually, because it gets to like two and a half foot up.

510
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,680
Theriac's going to die.

511
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:26,680
And then as everything is built, the room shudders.

512
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:30,680
And the whole room starts slowly squeezing.

513
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,680
It's now up to you guys.

514
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,680
What are we doing?

515
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:40,680
I would immediately like to cast Junk Armor, and I just start covering myself in garbage.

516
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,680
We have powers eyed up with the armor.

517
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,680
Damn it.

518
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,680
I just start covering myself in the trash.

519
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:55,680
It looks really, really gross and awkward, and I go full rat.

520
00:26:55,680 --> 00:27:00,680
I'm really covered in it, but I am stacked.

521
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:01,680
Stacked.

522
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,680
Beautiful.

523
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:04,680
All right, any other suggestions?

524
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,680
Things are starting closing in.

525
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,680
Azam just turns down.

526
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,680
Theriac, aren't you a little short to be stuck in here?

527
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,680
Here, let me help.

528
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,680
And I lift Theriac just up.

529
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,680
Like a garlic pole.

530
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:22,680
I'm pulling you by the stalk out of the trash.

531
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:23,680
Thank you.

532
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:30,680
I have a thing remote hack, but it says that I can use my custom rig to do it, which is my skateboard.

533
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,680
Which is your skateboard, baby.

534
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,680
Unfortunately, you've lost it.

535
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,680
You'll have time to do things that take multiple minutes.

536
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:43,680
I know that the engineer has a lot of things that takes like 10 minutes.

537
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:48,680
We'll have to find out how the audience feels after this room.

538
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,680
I didn't realize how many of my things have to do with skateboarding.

539
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,680
Things are getting pretty dicey right now.

540
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,680
Everything is slowly closing in on you with so far no sign of stopping.

541
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,680
Can everybody roll me a Fortitude save, please?

542
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,680
Absolutely, I can.

543
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,680
We still have our armor.

544
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,680
You have your armor, yeah.

545
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,680
I'm not taking the armor away from you.

546
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,680
That would be mean.

547
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:11,680
That's an 18.

548
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,680
Perfect.

549
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:17,680
Jesus.

550
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,680
That is a 14.

551
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:25,680
This is my Tajamir dice from another show that I'm on, Tragedy of the Illusion, where I play a big ass fucking minute.

552
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:30,680
But it also works because that's about the size of a D20 would be in theory X hands.

553
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:36,680
So that's very good, actually.

554
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,680
I'm just checking to see if I'm going to...

555
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:38,680
You're all good, babe.

556
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,680
If you've got anything to...

557
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,680
I got a 25.

558
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,680
Incredible.

559
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,680
Exceedingly good, actually.

560
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,680
I didn't know you could roll that high.

561
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,680
Me neither.

562
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,680
Damn.

563
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,680
I should have made some DCs of this way harder.

564
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,680
Yeah, it's huge.

565
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:57,680
I mean, episode two, we were hitting 30s casually.

566
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,680
I rolled a 14.

567
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:04,680
Fascinating.

568
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:21,680
As the room is slowly squeezing everyone, the three of you, Skye, Theriac, you're able to navigate, get on top of the trash, kind of not be crushed by this room.

569
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:35,680
But it's not because you're picking Theriac up, you're not able to quite hold back the squeeze and you're getting a little crushed by two pieces of plywood that are almost shortening the room.

570
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,680
So you take two damage.

571
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,680
Two damage.

572
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,680
Just two.

573
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:41,680
It's nothing.

574
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,680
You still aren't out of the room, though, and that is going to start ramping up, gang.

575
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:48,680
Are there any small spaces that I could send Guy through?

576
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,680
Maybe he could chew a wire or something.

577
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:50,680
Oh, I love that.

578
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,680
Give me a perception check, please.

579
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:57,680
Can I make a life science check to have Guy on my side?

580
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,680
Just abandon Skye?

581
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,680
Yeah.

582
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,680
Yeah, let's do it.

583
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,680
Why?

584
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:03,680
Yeah, let's do it.

585
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:04,680
It's life or death?

586
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,680
It's life, science or death.

587
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,680
Bercle's next.

588
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,680
What?

589
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:15,680
This is fun because we've always wondered what would happen if Theriac was at odds against the gang.

590
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:20,680
And now it's like as soon as the chips are down, it's like Theriac's like, I don't care.

591
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:21,680
Fuck you.

592
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:22,680
Your little animal companions?

593
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,680
Mine.

594
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,680
What do we get?

595
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,680
That's a 30.

596
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,680
What am I rolling?

597
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,680
This is rolling to see if Guy's going to start paying more attention to Theriac than to Skye.

598
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,680
I got a 19 for perception.

599
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,680
Perception is brilliant.

600
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:42,680
Whilst you're frantically looking around, you're not quite able to spot anything.

601
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:51,680
You spot a vent, but just as the door starts squeezing and moving past it so you can't quite get there.

602
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:56,680
But as you and Guy are looking around, what do you do to entice Guy?

603
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,680
You just see Theriac be like...

604
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:14,680
And Guy just through alpha dominance is like, they're a big guy.

605
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:23,680
And gets up and starts swimming through trash toward Theriac and then hops on top of Theriac's head.

606
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,680
Nice teamwork.

607
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:37,680
Azam is not going to even acknowledge the fact that they are currently being pierced because they still have a gigantic piercing shot in their stomach anyway.

608
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,680
What the difference is two more going to make, right?

609
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:52,680
Instead, if this is hard light, could I do an engineering check to see if there's ways to disable hard light?

610
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,680
Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, do it.

611
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 21.

612
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,680
Damn. Yeah.

613
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:05,680
So you... I'm actually going to give you multiple things on this.

614
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:09,680
You do really quickly clock.

615
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:14,680
There is a way... All hard light is just pictures projected into air.

616
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:19,680
And there are ways to hard break it.

617
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:27,680
But for some reason, as you're trying and you do the usual things, the hard light isn't breaking in the way that it should.

618
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:34,680
You do know that it's hard light, but it possibly is something to do with your presence here.

619
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:40,680
The fact that your items aren't hard light, but they disappeared like they were.

620
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:45,680
This room is building itself and hard light can't hurt you really.

621
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:53,680
However, even though you kind of get that weird, like, you can't really do anything about the hard light,

622
00:32:53,680 --> 00:33:06,680
you do find a small gap that's like an oxygen gap when things press so it doesn't break itself.

623
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:17,680
You find a way that if you heated it enough, you could probably break the mechanism of the trash compactor and then push it back.

624
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:22,680
Right. Okay, I've got an idea. It's going to get really warm.

625
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:28,680
Nobody's going to ask any questions.

626
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,680
We're having a really weird day.

627
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,680
That's not a good idea.

628
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:37,680
I'm going to get in close, shove my hands on it, and I don't need an item for this.

629
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,680
I just vent out the heat from my body to melt it.

630
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:41,680
Beautiful.

631
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:46,680
That's an overheat spell-like action.

632
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,680
Oh, yum, yum, yum, yum. Delicious.

633
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,680
Which for some reason, my sheet will not show me right now.

634
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,680
It's perfect. We know what it is.

635
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,680
It's 2d8, one standard action, 15-foot cone.

636
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:01,680
Sure. Is it like a thing you can use per day?

637
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,680
Yes, once per day.

638
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,680
Okay. That's the punishment of this, is that you use this ability.

639
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:14,680
Instead of rolling, you can roll just for the sake of rolling. It's nice to roll sometimes.

640
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,680
It's fine. That's an eight points of damage.

641
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,680
Beautiful.

642
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:37,680
You heat up this part of the trash compactor through this hole, and you feel as you're pushing, the whole side of this metal compactor gets white-hot and starts slowly melting.

643
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,680
You feel it shove and push back.

644
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:50,680
And even that is weird, because hard light wouldn't react like real metal if you were to heat it up.

645
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:55,680
So Azam doesn't see light at all. He sees heat.

646
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,680
You can see it.

647
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:58,680
That's fucked.

648
00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,680
It's weird that you can see it, yeah.

649
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,680
Yeah. No, this is already bad.

650
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,680
Alright, smallest to largest. Come on.

651
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,680
You're first.

652
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:10,680
And then, is Guy bigger than me?

653
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,680
Could you ride them like a steed?

654
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:19,680
Alright, Guy isn't like a five foot raccoon. It's a normal sized raccoon, which is like a foot. It comes up to about here.

655
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,680
Do you want to ride them?

656
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,680
Yeah.

657
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,680
Alright, you can ride Guy.

658
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,680
Are the walls still closing, or have they stopped closing?

659
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,680
One of the walls is closing in, but it's closing into the halfway mark.

660
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:37,680
Because they would both meet each other in the middle, and one of them is just pushing everything, because Azam is able to push this one side back.

661
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,680
Right, you next.

662
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,680
I can do it.

663
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,680
There's a high chance I might get stuck, so you might want to go first.

664
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,680
Okay.

665
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:48,680
Perfect.

666
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:52,680
I try to tuck my hair down, and then I duck in.

667
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,680
Nice, beautiful.

668
00:35:55,680 --> 00:36:13,680
As you crawl through this one hole, even though it feels like it's the same room, this hard metal room, as soon as you complete the challenge, the challenge, the obstacle falls away.

669
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:22,680
And you are just left again in this hard, cold metal cube. It looks like no real way in or out.

670
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,680
And as you do so, there is this do-do-do!

671
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,680
Yay!

672
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:31,680
Oh, congratulations on completing your first challenge, everyone!

673
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:36,680
You hear the joys from the audience come through.

674
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:52,680
Now, I just need to go set up the second part of this challenge, so I'll leave you all alone, the audience is watching, and the voice disappears, giving you a short five minutes to discuss.

675
00:36:52,680 --> 00:37:02,680
I don't think this is a good place. I don't think this is a good thing. I don't think we've ever been in a good place, but it's fine.

676
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:08,680
To be fair, we did crash land on this planet, and then I almost died, and Firiak almost died, and Sky, have you died yet?

677
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:13,680
No, but we started out on Saga, it's all uphill from here, if I'm not mistaken.

678
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,680
Sky did die in Wild Times. That was a...

679
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:17,680
Did I die?

680
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,680
You died. You got poisoned to death.

681
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:20,680
Oh yeah, that was a lovely curve.

682
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,680
Spoilers for the game, everyone.

683
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,680
You're going to have to be careful, because apparently you're next.

684
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,680
I am? What does that mean?

685
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,680
I mean, if all of us have died once, you're probably, you know...

686
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:32,680
Statistically.

687
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,680
You can't say that! People actually do want me dead right now!

688
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,680
I don't really like that.

689
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,680
You'll get over it.

690
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,680
If it helps, I do have a theory.

691
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,680
About what?

692
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,680
I don't think we've been kidnapped.

693
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,680
Oh.

694
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:51,680
I see this light. I shouldn't be able to. Hard light has no effect on my eyes.

695
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:52,680
Right.

696
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,680
And it's reacting differently.

697
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,680
Light can't be hard. It's light.

698
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:01,680
It's a very...Fyria, could you just...

699
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,680
We don't have time. We don't have time.

700
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,680
Our items disappeared into hard light, right?

701
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,680
Sure.

702
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,680
How is that physically possible they're not made of light?

703
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,680
This.

704
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:19,680
And I look around, at the vague idea of cameras around.

705
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,680
Is virtual reality!

706
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:27,680
Well, okay. I have just a follow-up question to that.

707
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:34,680
Do you feel like that's really confident about the fact that that won't actually kill us?

708
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,680
If we were to say, get crushed in a trash compactor.

709
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,680
I feel like if we died, there'd be more questions than answers.

710
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,680
People would get involved.

711
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,680
Do you die in the game? Do you die for real?

712
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:50,680
That'd be pretty dramatic if one of us died right here, right now.

713
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,680
Why are those people cheering?

714
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,680
That would definitely...

715
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:59,680
That...you hear it happen, because you are all watching this conversation.

716
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,680
I just think that's pretty mean.

717
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:07,680
Even if it's virtual reality or not, I wouldn't cheer if you lost all of your nice things.

718
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:12,680
I'm far from a voyeur of any kind, but I do have to admit, this is worse than usual.

719
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:19,680
Can I, like, get down on my knees and place my hands in prayer and say, audience...

720
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:26,680
I would...I get taken away all our items. That's pretty funny.

721
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:32,680
But maybe if there was a bone at some point, that'd be pretty cool, too.

722
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,680
Well, since we're talking to them...

723
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:42,680
This host character is built in front of you.

724
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:48,680
Humanoid, but with this security camera for a head that has a little top hat and a little cane on it.

725
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:53,680
Now, congratulations on making it past that first room.

726
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:59,680
However, I'm sure that you are aware that you are missing one extra person of your crew, your captain.

727
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,680
We actually have your captain right here.

728
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:07,680
Let's see how much you want to help them.

729
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:13,680
Scrap appears, like, is lifted from the ground,

730
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:20,680
and there is several turrets that are also built pointed at Scrap.

731
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,680
Scrap is in this pod that you all were.

732
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:28,680
Now, of course we can't have this without audience participation.

733
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,680
This looks like a scary situation for the patchwork, doesn't it?

734
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,680
And we should give them a solution to this problem.

735
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:40,680
Now, I love a trade, but should the crew trade something simple like an item,

736
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:47,680
which I will remind you they don't have, or something difficult, like a memory, or something they like?

737
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:53,680
What do we think that they should trade for their beloved captain?

738
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:54,680
If we would...

739
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,680
There is...

740
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,680
Things appear...

741
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:01,680
Another choice poll appears on the screen.

742
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,680
We have a hand.

743
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:04,680
The raccoon!

744
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,680
Oh, no!

745
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,680
Someone across the galaxy says the raccoon,

746
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:15,680
and the item changes to give something simple like an item, give away guy.

747
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:20,680
I change my mind. I will find all of you and I will kill you, and you won't know when it's going to happen.

748
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,680
A skateboard.

749
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,680
Oh, shit.

750
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,680
I feel like you are all coming for me personally right now.

751
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,680
A limb each.

752
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,680
A limb each.

753
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,680
I'd give a limb. I'd give a limb instantly.

754
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:34,680
Okay, bet.

755
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,680
We don't need to speak for the next room.

756
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:38,680
Oh, delicious.

757
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:39,680
Steal the limb!

758
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,680
So, we have a few.

759
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,680
A few options on this poll appear.

760
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:51,680
We're going to have a chorus of cheers, and whichever one has the most is the one that we're going to be doing.

761
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:55,680
Give away guy.

762
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:59,680
Give away a memory, which will be a fun little roleplay experience.

763
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:04,680
Give away skateboard. Give away a limb.

764
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,680
Is there one more?

765
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:06,680
A voice.

766
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:10,680
A voice, the ability to speak in the next room. Yes, absolutely, the ability to speak.

767
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,680
So, we're going to go with...

768
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,680
Can I get a cheer if we want to give away guy?

769
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,680
Force them to give away guy.

770
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:20,680
Oh, we've got to come, okay.

771
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,680
Thank goodness.

772
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:27,680
Can I get a cheer to give away skateboard?

773
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,680
Oh, I like this one more.

774
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:38,680
Can we have a cheer to have a member of the Patchwork give away a memory of theirs?

775
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,680
Fascinating.

776
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:49,680
Can we have a cheer to give away the ability to speak in possibly the next room?

777
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,680
Wow, huge. Huge one.

778
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,680
I think we have one more. I'm so stupid.

779
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,680
I know, right? That's like the most sore-esque one.

780
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,680
I'm obsessed with it.

781
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,680
I'll tell you what, I'll make it easier.

782
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,680
We'll have somebody give away a limb.

783
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,680
We have a cheer for somebody to give away a limb.

784
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,680
Holy shit. Guys, this is a canon game.

785
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,680
I need to warn you all.

786
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,680
We have recorded episodes in New Mores.

787
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,680
This is going to cause a whole thing.

788
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,680
Can I volunteer?

789
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,680
Also, can I volunteer?

790
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,680
Can I volunteer?

791
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,680
We can all volunteer.

792
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,680
All right, all right, all right.

793
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,680
I have a plan.

794
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,680
Right, right.

795
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,680
Limb and memory.

796
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,680
Limb and memory felt like the same to me.

797
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,680
Do we feel like that's fair?

798
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:37,680
This is to the audience.

799
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,680
We feel like limb and memory were the same?

800
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,680
So both, yeah.

801
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,680
So, well...

802
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,680
Both, both, both, both, both.

803
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,680
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

804
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,680
Well, if the audience demands, I shall give it.

805
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:56,680
To free your oh-so-beloved captain,

806
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:02,680
you must give away both a limb and a memory.

807
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,680
Are we going to get the limb back?

808
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,680
That kicks in again.

809
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,680
Oh, there we go.

810
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,680
My limb.

811
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,680
Actually, that's a very good idea.

812
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,680
Take a very excellent...

813
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,680
Now, this is purely...

814
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:22,680
A pedestal that is built in front of Scrap

815
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:26,680
for you all to discuss and make the decision for you.

816
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,680
Like, make the decision.

817
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:32,680
You can either have one person give away both a limb and a memory,

818
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:35,680
or you can have one each.

819
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,680
I'll give away a memory if you need it.

820
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:42,680
I've got more memories than the lot that you combined.

821
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,680
I can afford to give one away.

822
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:48,680
I took away a whole bunch of mine, like, on purpose, so...

823
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:52,680
I can spare a memory.

824
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:56,680
Which memory would you give, Ike?

825
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:00,680
It's just a silly little nothing memory.

826
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,680
Ike?

827
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,680
It's nothing.

828
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,680
Ike?

829
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,680
I just, you know...

830
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,680
I just don't want to remember some things anymore.

831
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,680
You might come to regret it in time.

832
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:20,680
That's the kind of thing you cannot undo that.

833
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:26,680
That's kind of the point, I guess.

834
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:30,680
But ask yourself, Ike, is it worth losing not only the memory,

835
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,680
but how you've grown from it?

836
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,680
Robin?

837
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:36,680
Hello, babe.

838
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,680
Does the Game Master look at all intrigued or distracted

839
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,680
by this conversation that we're having?

840
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:41,680
The Game Master's gone.

841
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:42,680
Gone?

842
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,680
Like, they were a hologram and they...

843
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,680
And do we still see Scrap in the centre of all those turrets?

844
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,680
Scrap is in the centre, yep.

845
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:50,680
Can I cast a spell?

846
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:51,680
Oh, my God.

847
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can.

848
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,680
Yep.

849
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:06,680
I want to transfer charge from the turrets to the hologram,

850
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,680
like, the thing that's projecting the Game Master in here.

851
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,680
Okay.

852
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,680
I want to fry it.

853
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:14,680
Okay.

854
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:15,680
Sure, sure, sure.

855
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,680
I want to take all of its charges from the turret

856
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,680
and try to overload and pass the spell.

857
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:21,680
Overload the thing.

858
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,680
Delicious.

859
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:23,680
All right.

860
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,680
It has to make a fortitude save.

861
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:26,680
Oh, damn, all right.

862
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,680
I don't even get a choice in the matter, sure.

863
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,680
Bam.

864
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,680
This is what happens when you guys read the rules.

865
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,680
So, take those.

866
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:37,680
Oh.

867
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,680
All right, well, I rolled a two.

868
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,680
I can't imagine that, Sixi.

869
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:43,680
They are not lying.

870
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,680
That is a two.

871
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,680
That is a two.

872
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:46,680
That's a fat two.

873
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:47,680
That's a fat two.

874
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,680
That's an after one two.

875
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:54,680
I'm going to describe how this happens.

876
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,680
I'll let you get away with your crimes.

877
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:58,680
Yeah.

878
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:02,680
As I'm, like, having this kind of argument with Azam

879
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:06,680
over who's going to give away a memory,

880
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:11,680
and Verpal is, like, sniffing out on my shoulder

881
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:16,680
and finds, for me, like, the source of electricity,

882
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,680
like, that little buzz coming off of the gun.

883
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,680
And I'm going to, like, just sort of reach up into the air

884
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:28,680
and, like, pluck that piece of electricity out of the sky,

885
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,680
that little thread that I can see,

886
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,680
and just sort of flick it

887
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:37,680
and fling it at the source of the projection.

888
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:45,680
You, when you kind of, kind of, like, activate this,

889
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,680
you know, magical sense that you have,

890
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:51,680
you find that this place is a tapestry.

891
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:55,680
It is, there are threads coming off of every single

892
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,680
free space in this room, but you are,

893
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,680
you manage to, like, pull your way through it,

894
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,680
you grab the threads from the turrets,

895
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,680
and you throw it toward the hologram,

896
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:10,680
and there is this, like, explosion,

897
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:15,680
as the whole room seems to die.

898
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:21,680
Hard, like, go down from this, like, metal box that you're in,

899
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:25,680
and from this, like, hard metal room,

900
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,680
it is no longer a hard metal room.

901
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:33,680
It is a, like, facility, and there is a door at the end,

902
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,680
and there are, like, these, like, large monitors

903
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:42,680
that you can see, just, like, tracking your vitals,

904
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,680
and Scrap is there.

905
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:49,680
There is a cage, these turrets die down,

906
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,680
and after all of the electrics in the room go,

907
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,680
these turrets, and he's like,

908
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:59,680
oh my fucking God, and then crawls out and falls down,

909
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,680
and is like, where are we, where are we, where are we,

910
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:03,680
are we being experimented on?

911
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,680
I'm not letting this happen again.

912
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,680
No, no, no, no, maybe.

913
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,680
What?

914
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:10,680
Let's get you out of here.

915
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,680
Okay, sure.

916
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,680
Can I make a medicine check to make sure, like, Scrap's good?

917
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,680
Yeah, absolutely, please do.

918
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,680
Ooh, nice.

919
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,680
That's pretty good.

920
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,680
That is a 33.

921
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:30,680
Oh, he's as good as a Boston rat can be.

922
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,680
He's pretty grand, yeah.

923
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:34,680
Yeah, he's good.

924
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,680
He's got his new, he's like quick,

925
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,680
oh shit, he wouldn't have his quick fire thing,

926
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,680
because that is an item, so it's gone, it's not there.

927
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,680
He has just, like, a basic metal arm,

928
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,680
which doesn't count as an item, it just counts as his person.

929
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,680
But yeah, he looks good, he looks grand.

930
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,680
Yeah, gives you a little thumbs up.

931
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,680
Okay, what?

932
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,680
We're on a game show.

933
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,680
Oh, sick, I love that shit.

934
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,680
Yeah!

935
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:02,680
Can we hear them?

936
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,680
Yeah, you can still hear them.

937
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,680
Do you think we could get the 100,000 credits on the way out?

938
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,680
The 100,000 credits, and we're on a game show?

939
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,680
We'd still have to go for one more level, and also,

940
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,680
why would we trust these people to give us anything?

941
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,680
I agree.

942
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,680
What's wrong with all of you?

943
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,680
I mean...

944
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:24,680
Stop, stop moving, I...

945
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,680
Silence!

946
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:33,680
It's just, you know, I don't think you should get a game show anymore.

947
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,680
It's mean, and weird.

948
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,680
No more game show until you learn how to use it properly.

949
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:43,680
All we're going to do is stand here and sit,

950
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,680
and running around, which is the opposite of standing.

951
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:50,680
I... sitting, sitting is the opposite of standing.

952
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:55,680
Hey, you're like, welcome to my niche internet comedy bits.

953
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:59,680
TJ Maxx, my favourite artist in the world.

954
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,680
Oh, hey, I hate that plan.

955
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,680
I don't want to just stand here.

956
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,680
We can, if that is a group decision.

957
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,680
No, no, no, I want to get out of here.

958
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,680
I'm just feeling defiant.

959
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,680
I love that, though!

960
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,680
That's good.

961
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,680
Okay.

962
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,680
Scrabble, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to you.

963
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,680
Sorry, sorry, yeah.

964
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,680
People ask me dice rolls sometimes, and I'm like, yeah.

965
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,680
Why would I ask you about a dice roll?

966
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,680
I don't know, people do it.

967
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,680
I still think it's in our brains.

968
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,680
Okay, I'd like to find a way out of here.

969
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,680
Can I roll perception to find a...

970
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,680
Absolutely.

971
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,680
A better way than that door that can't be...

972
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,680
It's going to lead to the next challenge.

973
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,680
I don't want to deal with that.

974
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,680
I trust all of you.

975
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:45,680
For what it's worth, these are my gang.

976
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,680
This is my team.

977
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:51,680
I rolled...

978
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,680
I rolled a 31.

979
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,680
Hate you.

980
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,680
I hate you, and I hate this game, actually.

981
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,680
Yes, there is the door.

982
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,680
That is the obvious way to...

983
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,680
Wherever it is.

984
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:13,680
The hard light room has disappeared

985
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:17,680
that had no doors or exits or anything like that.

986
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,680
But now there's just a normal door.

987
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,680
Seems like this weird facility.

988
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,680
And there are ventilation chambers.

989
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:27,680
Which you could give it a bloody good old college try.

990
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,680
A decent amount of you could fit.

991
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:31,680
You two good.

992
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,680
You made a squeeze.

993
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,680
You could, you bend it, maybe.

994
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:37,680
And you might get stuck, and that would suck,

995
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,680
but you can try.

996
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,680
I'm just going to walk over to one

997
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,680
and shove my foot through it.

998
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,680
Bam, it breaks.

999
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,680
Loud clang. You hear it off in the distance.

1000
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:49,680
Like, go down the vents.

1001
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,680
Anyone want to scout ahead?

1002
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,680
We're going to escape through the ventilation shafts?

1003
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:55,680
What's my idea?

1004
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,680
This is the best day of my life.

1005
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,680
No, no, no. You're going to escape through vent...

1006
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:01,680
I cannot fit in there.

1007
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:03,680
No, but you escape.

1008
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,680
And come back for me.

1009
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,680
Yeah, I'm loving this.

1010
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,680
There's a game show, and it seems fine

1011
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:11,680
from my perspective.

1012
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,680
There's a hundred thousand credits on the line.

1013
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,680
There were people booing you.

1014
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,680
Not me.

1015
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,680
Surrounded by turrets.

1016
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,680
According to you.

1017
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:23,680
I wasn't awake for that.

1018
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,680
I believe you.

1019
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,680
I'm just playing into the bit.

1020
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,680
The theory acts to feeling defiant.

1021
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,680
I'm loving this place.

1022
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:33,680
You guys are sadistic as hell, but you're keeping things fresh,

1023
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,680
and I love that.

1024
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,680
Skye! For the last time, people who want to kill us

1025
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,680
for entertainment are not our friends.

1026
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,680
We don't...

1027
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,680
I love you, Skye!

1028
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,680
Vent? Vent- ventilation shaft?

1029
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,680
Is it little guy sized?

1030
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,680
Is it little guy sized?

1031
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,680
It's also Yosuke sized as well.

1032
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,680
I mean, we could fit in. You could fit in.

1033
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,680
I could scout ahead.

1034
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:01,680
We could get a few people to scout ahead.

1035
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:02,520
scouting ahead.

1036
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,800
This is a very stressful situation.

1037
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,340
Okay, team little guys, team big guys.

1038
00:54:07,340 --> 00:54:08,880
Team little guys.

1039
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,560
Get out of here.

1040
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:11,400
All right.

1041
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,240
We'll get the 100,000 credit.

1042
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:14,080
What, no!

1043
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:14,920
Yeah.

1044
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,120
I was really worried about you.

1045
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,840
I know, I mean, I'm just joking.

1046
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,080
I'm really glad that everyone's back here and alive.

1047
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:23,560
I truly can't remember anything,

1048
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:24,920
so I'm freaking out like a little bit,

1049
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,720
but I'm suppressing a panic attack, but just Biden.

1050
00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:28,560
Okay.

1051
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,040
What are some things can you not remember?

1052
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,680
Like I woke up here.

1053
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,880
We went to sleep and then yeah, we woke up here.

1054
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:35,720
I don't even know what the-

1055
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:36,560
I think our kidnapper's gonna show back up.

1056
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,000
Okay, Scrap, do you?

1057
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:42,800
Well, the room has, the hard light holograph

1058
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,960
was destroyed and it blew up.

1059
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,920
So it does kind of feel like, you know in Portal,

1060
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:52,480
when you see the test rooms of it

1061
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,720
that aren't the test facility, it feels like that.

1062
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:58,880
It feels like you have kind of broken the game in some way.

1063
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:01,880
So one second is just Scrap.

1064
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:02,720
Yeah.

1065
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:05,720
And I just wrap Scrap in my arms.

1066
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:06,560
Oh.

1067
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,280
We're just gonna wait.

1068
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:09,960
I'm just gonna panic attack out, just breathe.

1069
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:10,800
Thank you so much.

1070
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,680
God, we don't get a break.

1071
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:13,520
We really don't.

1072
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:17,760
I feel like we've just been on for, like since-

1073
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:18,600
How many-

1074
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,760
Since we killed that one guy in Helium

1075
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,320
at a comedy club of all places and then we've just-

1076
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:25,640
How many battles have we fought?

1077
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:26,760
How many people have we killed?

1078
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:27,680
How many people have almost killed?

1079
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,200
I don't have a ship anymore, that sucks.

1080
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,040
Yeah, it does.

1081
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:30,880
You know what?

1082
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,240
I think when we get out of here,

1083
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:34,560
it's just gonna be a break though.

1084
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:35,400
Oh yeah.

1085
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,080
New Moors is gonna be great.

1086
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:38,640
Yeah, it sounds really good.

1087
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,440
We've only had one episode of New Moors released.

1088
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,920
Let me tell you guys, it sucks.

1089
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,640
It's a bad place.

1090
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:46,600
To the point where we were talking post show

1091
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:47,440
where everyone was like,

1092
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,360
I'm excited for the gang to get a fucking break

1093
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:50,760
because this place is awful.

1094
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,080
We need a beach arc.

1095
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:54,960
All right, so you'll just-

1096
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:55,800
We'll get it.

1097
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,960
I think it's Florida.

1098
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,320
Yeah, Florida, yeah.

1099
00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,520
I hear it's really nice.

1100
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,120
Go, we'll be here waiting for you when you come back.

1101
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:06,600
In the meantime, I have a lecture to give these people.

1102
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,440
Hey you.

1103
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,280
Boo!

1104
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:09,120
Boo!

1105
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:12,600
We're having elections.

1106
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:16,160
You think you're powerless?

1107
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:17,560
Look at you, look at what you can do

1108
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,400
and you wasted on this.

1109
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,080
Come on now.

1110
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:22,520
You could be fighting.

1111
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,760
You could be fighting on the side of freedom,

1112
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,040
of what it means to matter, of people.

1113
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,880
And instead you choose to voyeur

1114
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:32,760
in your tiny little homes, in your bedrooms,

1115
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,400
crying to yourselves because you don't do anything in life.

1116
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,080
Free the Cars 19 back.

1117
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:37,920
I-

1118
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:42,920
You're that I'm the fan favorite.

1119
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:49,680
I would like to roll an intimidation check on the audience.

1120
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,680
Yes!

1121
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:54,320
All right, each of you are individual characters

1122
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,080
in the Adamless universe.

1123
00:56:56,080 --> 00:57:01,080
You each pick your own DC to see if this works against you.

1124
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,200
Anybody need dice?

1125
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:09,240
So that is a nice handy 25.

1126
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:11,320
So you can now pick.

1127
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,240
Now, obviously you're all your own characters.

1128
00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:14,520
This has nothing to do with me.

1129
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:15,880
I'm not gonna tell you if this works or it doesn't

1130
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:17,880
because you are players in this game.

1131
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:21,400
If you think that 25 is enough to intimidate you,

1132
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:24,840
then you're welcome to do whatever you think works with that.

1133
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:27,640
If you don't, you're welcome to do whatever you think works.

1134
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:29,520
Beautiful.

1135
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:30,360
This is getting really high concept.

1136
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,200
I really like it.

1137
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:32,040
Yeah, dang.

1138
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:34,800
Join a protest.

1139
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:40,200
Talk to one another instead of hiding behind screens.

1140
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,640
Meet people in life.

1141
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,280
Understand yourself.

1142
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,920
You don't get invited to a lot of parties, do you?

1143
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,640
I was imprisoned for 30 years.

1144
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:51,520
Yeah, but like before that.

1145
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,920
I was busy trying to save my home planet

1146
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:55,400
from getting colonized.

1147
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,560
How old are you?

1148
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,080
I'm 62.

1149
00:57:59,080 --> 00:57:59,920
Damn.

1150
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:00,760
Are you done with the party?

1151
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:01,600
That's what I'm saying.

1152
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:02,440
Who was that?

1153
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:07,440
I've been fighting for what matters since I turned 25.

1154
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:14,720
No, no, actually 23.

1155
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:19,160
You weren't invited to a party before you were 23?

1156
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:20,600
Actually, no, I wasn't invited.

1157
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,880
It was an engagement party.

1158
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,520
Oh, that's nice.

1159
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:25,080
Well, I've been to a lot of engagements,

1160
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:25,920
I have a lot of family.

1161
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:26,760
Well, I did have a lot of family.

1162
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:28,440
I think they're all dead now.

1163
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:29,280
Damn.

1164
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:34,280
Party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party.

1165
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,360
I will go to a party.

1166
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,840
The room flickers.

1167
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,640
Party balloons start popping up.

1168
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:47,400
There is there a presence.

1169
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,480
There is there is a table, there are streamers,

1170
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:51,320
there is cake.

1171
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:58,120
On the table are three things.

1172
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:00,400
What?

1173
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,760
There is a laser rifle, there is a bow,

1174
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,640
and there are four grenades.

1175
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,160
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.

1176
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:09,480
Who wants the bow, who wants the laser rifle?

1177
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:10,840
Did we leave?

1178
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,480
Are we like in some vent?

1179
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,320
Yeah, you're in vent.

1180
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,160
I got both.

1181
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,360
I got both, thank you.

1182
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:19,200
Cut two.

1183
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:22,080
Go, Ferriak, Ferriak, take some grenades.

1184
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,240
Don't throw them at me.

1185
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:26,080
We have two.

1186
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:27,200
Cut two, in the vents.

1187
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:28,960
Damn, I'm really glad we got out of there

1188
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,120
because this was not a good place.

1189
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,680
This place sucks.

1190
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:37,680
I don't like what it's doing to our whole vibe.

1191
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:41,120
I've never been booed before.

1192
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:42,360
It's not a good feeling.

1193
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:44,000
No, it's not.

1194
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,280
Do you get booed?

1195
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:48,120
Um, yes.

1196
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:49,200
Who the fuck said that?

1197
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:54,120
Do people boo you at wild times,

1198
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,560
speaking events and other things?

1199
00:59:56,560 --> 01:00:00,080
I've had protesters at wild times.

1200
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,800
That's people who are like free animals.

1201
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,320
Do you think Hilo Lapour booed you

1202
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:06,120
before you pushed him out a window?

1203
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,240
I don't know if we're ready to make jokes about that.

1204
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,080
No.

1205
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:14,480
I feel like it was really...

1206
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,800
Hey, listen, hey, listen, I appreciate that.

1207
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:20,680
But, I mean, it's not a good feeling

1208
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:24,480
to be publicly derided.

1209
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:25,320
I don't like it.

1210
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:26,800
I mean, I don't really care for it

1211
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,840
when it's privately deriding.

1212
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:34,840
You know, just having a whole power for many people.

1213
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:35,680
What if it was private?

1214
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1215
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:38,680
That would be nice.

1216
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:39,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1217
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:40,560
Thank you, Doctor.

1218
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:41,400
You're welcome.

1219
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:42,800
Oh, thank you.

1220
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:43,920
What are we looking for?

1221
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:44,760
All right, well.

1222
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,840
I can make a check.

1223
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,280
Yeah, let's make some checks.

1224
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:49,520
Give me...

1225
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,920
Let's go with a clean perception.

1226
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,800
I feel like that's like a healthy number.

1227
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,680
I'm gonna roll for scrap as well.

1228
01:00:58,680 --> 01:00:59,560
Are we all rolling?

1229
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:00,560
No, because you're not there.

1230
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,560
You're having a party.

1231
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,600
Actually, Azama's unwrapping paper.

1232
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:05,440
Damn, I suck at this game.

1233
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:08,600
And he's like writing down step one, education, step two.

1234
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,080
Grassroots organizations.

1235
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:14,080
How can I give you all shots?

1236
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:18,080
Azama has the cure for despair is community.

1237
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:18,920
Oh no.

1238
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:23,760
15.

1239
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:24,600
15.

1240
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:25,440
Nine.

1241
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:26,280
I got a nine.

1242
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,280
I also didn't get very good either.

1243
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:29,360
So I think that's...

1244
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,200
Oh, bollocks.

1245
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:31,640
Oh, bollocks.

1246
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,080
I mean, I rolled a nine.

1247
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,840
I can't imagine it's much better.

1248
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:39,840
You find...

1249
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,600
You kind of aimlessly crawl through vents.

1250
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:47,600
You're just kind of going where you're just like,

1251
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:51,080
let's just fucking get somewhere and then it'll be fine.

1252
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:54,720
You get to above a bathroom,

1253
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:59,720
like a clean, it's like an office building bathroom.

1254
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,440
There's no one in there at the minute.

1255
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,920
You're all small enough to be able to be scrunched

1256
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:06,120
next to each other and all of your heads,

1257
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:08,840
like two rat and a garlic head pop up

1258
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:10,920
in looking down through the vents.

1259
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:12,920
There's three of us in one vent.

1260
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:15,600
Oh my God, what are we gonna do?

1261
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:20,160
Hey, I mean, if this is a facility,

1262
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:21,360
then this place looks like a good place

1263
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:23,440
to bust down the thing.

1264
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:28,440
Right, maybe we can find a real exit or a way back.

1265
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,600
We have to go get them after.

1266
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:32,440
Oh yeah.

1267
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:34,640
I mean, the only way in is the door.

1268
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:37,280
Could we like, I mean, we didn't check it.

1269
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:39,840
So maybe it's locked or we could like go around

1270
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:43,800
and open the door from the other side and get in.

1271
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,680
In case there's like a booby trap.

1272
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:47,520
Well, I also,

1273
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,760
because you have like computer mental abilities, correct?

1274
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:53,520
Yes.

1275
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:56,760
Okay, so could you like expand the vents

1276
01:02:56,760 --> 01:03:01,760
so that thing could fit?

1277
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:02,920
I don't think so.

1278
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:03,880
I mean, you have computer abilities.

1279
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:04,720
You don't have metal bending.

1280
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:05,560
I don't have metal bending.

1281
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:06,380
Unless you do.

1282
01:03:06,380 --> 01:03:07,220
That's a little bit of a stretch.

1283
01:03:07,220 --> 01:03:08,440
I, yeah, no, no, no, no.

1284
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:09,280
I can't do that.

1285
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,840
Yeah, I mean, we could, I mean.

1286
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,320
Is there a bathroom?

1287
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:17,320
There's a bathroom below us.

1288
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:18,160
Yes.

1289
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:18,980
Do you need to go?

1290
01:03:18,980 --> 01:03:22,280
No, is there a garbage in there?

1291
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,040
Yeah, I'm sure there is, yeah.

1292
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:26,720
I'm gonna jump down out of the vent

1293
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,720
and I'm gonna stick my hand in the garbage

1294
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:32,400
and rummage around and I'm gonna pull out a sword of garbage.

1295
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,280
Nice, you're using the ability garbage sword.

1296
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:35,120
Junk sword, yeah.

1297
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:36,520
Thank you.

1298
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:39,400
Okay, look this way in case we run into anybody

1299
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:43,320
who wants to put us in another show.

1300
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:45,840
All right, sure.

1301
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,560
Okay, well, let's leave the bathroom

1302
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:50,440
and let's try and get around to the back, to the room.

1303
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:51,280
Yes. Yeah.

1304
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:52,960
I have a question for the GM.

1305
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,560
So you took away all our items, right?

1306
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:58,360
What if my ability is to make items?

1307
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,680
If you have time, you can do that.

1308
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:05,360
Like if it takes like 10 minutes, not a week.

1309
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:06,720
Yes. Yeah.

1310
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,080
I start making some bio hacks.

1311
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:12,680
Sick, that's possible, yeah, we can do that.

1312
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:17,200
Then you guys are trying to round to the door.

1313
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:18,720
Roll me some stealths, please.

1314
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:23,720
Stealth, please, please, please.

1315
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:24,920
Now 20.

1316
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:26,480
Love that. For total 20.

1317
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:28,480
Love that, love that, love that.

1318
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:32,600
For stealth, that's a dirty 20.

1319
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,520
Oh, God, that's absolutely delicious.

1320
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:37,480
I got a 19, I'm letting the side down.

1321
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:41,440
You all very quietly like open up the door

1322
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:43,720
and it's just like these long hallways

1323
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,920
and you scatter down.

1324
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:48,320
What's happening at the party?

1325
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,080
I gave you guys a lot of shit before

1326
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:53,600
for trying to kill us and everything,

1327
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:54,720
but you're all right.

1328
01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,680
I'm not angry at you, I'm just disappointed.

1329
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:05,680
By the way, how many of you, raise your hands,

1330
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:07,840
how many of you to the 25 Intimidate Check

1331
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:09,000
actually work on?

1332
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:11,360
Nice.

1333
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:12,200
Power.

1334
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:16,040
Power.

1335
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:16,880
Beautiful.

1336
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:20,200
You guys are in a party, you're walking through

1337
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:24,520
the usefulness of community.

1338
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:30,200
And then you three get to the door on the other side.

1339
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:34,080
It was locked, there is a key code needed, but you...

1340
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:37,120
Yeah.

1341
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:37,960
Yeah, yeah, hang on, yeah.

1342
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:38,800
It's easy to even work.

1343
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:43,800
You can pretty easily just erase the code to it.

1344
01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:45,560
Sick.

1345
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:46,400
And then, yeah.

1346
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:47,240
And it opens.

1347
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:52,240
And the party aesthetic stays hard as scrap bike theory.

1348
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,040
I can kind of open the door and walk in.

1349
01:05:58,040 --> 01:05:58,880
Hi guys.

1350
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:00,080
I'm in hell.

1351
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:02,840
Well, we have the door open, we found a...

1352
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:04,560
Hey guys, you having a fucking party?

1353
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:06,680
How the fuck did that happen?

1354
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:09,400
I don't know, I think before it was my birthday or something.

1355
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:10,800
Is this cake real?

1356
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,960
No, it's not real, nothing here is real.

1357
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:15,480
I'm gonna eat it.

1358
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:17,600
Is it real?

1359
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:18,440
Yeah, it's good.

1360
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:19,280
It's real cake.

1361
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:20,100
Nice.

1362
01:06:20,100 --> 01:06:20,940
Wow.

1363
01:06:20,940 --> 01:06:21,780
Shit.

1364
01:06:21,780 --> 01:06:22,600
What flavor is it?

1365
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,240
I don't know, I'm eating it out of the bite.

1366
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:25,080
What flavor is it?

1367
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:28,800
Sugar.

1368
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:30,120
Wait, what?

1369
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:30,960
Chocolate and sugar.

1370
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:32,960
What does it mean for me is the thing?

1371
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:36,840
No, because it was...

1372
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,840
Oh, was it made for a zop?

1373
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:39,800
Yes.

1374
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:40,720
What's the flavor?

1375
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:42,280
Okay, so yes then.

1376
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:44,920
Yeah, so it tastes like charcoal and berries.

1377
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:46,520
Tastes like charcoal and berries?

1378
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:49,720
Nice, I like that.

1379
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:51,240
That's interesting.

1380
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:52,400
I take another bite.

1381
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,800
Yeah, it's pretty good.

1382
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:56,520
So does anyone want a bow?

1383
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:01,440
It's a simple weapon, I believe you guys can do it.

1384
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,160
Also, I can't be bothered to go through so many rules,

1385
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:04,760
so I will say yes, you can.

1386
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:05,600
Yes, please.

1387
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:06,960
There you go.

1388
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:11,400
And then, Firiak is going to start crafting

1389
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,520
the lion needles onto some arrows.

1390
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:16,360
Sick.

1391
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:17,200
Yeah, making them arrows.

1392
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,960
Why do we think that they're giving us weapons

1393
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:21,880
and a party?

1394
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:23,920
Well, the party's because apparently

1395
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:26,080
I've not been to enough parties in my life.

1396
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:27,720
Oh.

1397
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:28,640
It's not good.

1398
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:32,680
I'm a little worried that this might be

1399
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:36,360
some sort of death match?

1400
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:39,280
You know who would know.

1401
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:41,000
Good idea.

1402
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:45,160
They should not say things.

1403
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:48,200
All right, you clowns, listen up.

1404
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:49,760
Hashtag death match.

1405
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:53,640
If you think it's, if what is next before any additions

1406
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:58,640
is a death match, say yay.

1407
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,440
That sounds good, that feels good.

1408
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:02,280
That feels good.

1409
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:03,120
That feels good.

1410
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:06,680
If you think it's not a death match, say yay.

1411
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:07,920
Yay.

1412
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:09,960
Oh, that was a soft, weak yay.

1413
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:12,560
That feels less good, actually.

1414
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:15,360
I would rather they had like a hard yes or no.

1415
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:17,840
That's a well-coordinated line.

1416
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:21,440
I think they want it to be a death match,

1417
01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:23,760
but they don't want to tell us.

1418
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:25,240
I feel like maybe they're hot.

1419
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:27,120
But you know, give me one second.

1420
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:28,360
One more thing.

1421
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:32,360
If after this, when you shut off your computer,

1422
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:34,560
you're gonna find a cause you believe in

1423
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,800
and fight for it, say yay.

1424
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:37,640
Yay.

1425
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:40,640
That's nice, nice.

1426
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:41,480
That feels good.

1427
01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:42,440
My fight's over, man.

1428
01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:44,360
Yeah, we won.

1429
01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:45,200
You did it.

1430
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:47,080
And that's the end of the Adam list.

1431
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:52,080
Everybody, everybody, my grenades are apparently

1432
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:55,320
anti-gravity grenades.

1433
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:56,160
Oh, that's funny.

1434
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:58,200
Which could be used in a variety of hijinks.

1435
01:08:58,200 --> 01:08:59,880
Hijinks, love hijinks.

1436
01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:02,440
Hey, let's get out.

1437
01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:03,280
Let's get out of here.

1438
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:04,880
Yeah, let's get out.

1439
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:07,680
You all take off and you start running down the halls.

1440
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:12,800
And you follow these like large exit signs

1441
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:15,120
and you open, you actually, you know what?

1442
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:17,840
You follow these large exit signs and you get to a door.

1443
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:20,160
Would you open the door?

1444
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:21,000
Yeah.

1445
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,040
Yeah, open the door.

1446
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:23,480
You open the door.

1447
01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:24,920
Wait, before you open the door.

1448
01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:26,520
Okay.

1449
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:27,360
Close it.

1450
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:30,240
Can I check for traps?

1451
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:32,440
Yeah, please do, yes.

1452
01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:33,800
I don't trust any of this.

1453
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:34,920
We can do that.

1454
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:38,040
Is Azam the Fred of our Scooby-Doo gang?

1455
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:39,280
Oh my God.

1456
01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:41,440
Well, oh yes, because we actually had,

1457
01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:44,320
ah, of, yeah, where Azam is Fred.

1458
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:46,760
I think Scrap was Scooby, right?

1459
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:47,600
Yeah.

1460
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:48,440
Yeah.

1461
01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:49,280
Yeah.

1462
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:50,120
Not even, what a beautiful.

1463
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:51,640
Perception, perception to check for traps?

1464
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:52,480
Yeah, let's do it, yeah, let's do it.

1465
01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:53,320
That feels good.

1466
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:54,440
All right, all right.

1467
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:55,280
That's a.

1468
01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:58,640
Man, don't roll good for once in your damn life.

1469
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:00,840
Well, even if I rolled a one, it still would have been a 13.

1470
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:02,000
I know, it's devastating.

1471
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,240
So anyways, that's a 29.

1472
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:10,160
There are no traps locked on this door,

1473
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:12,160
but there is something behind it.

1474
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:15,560
Now, not a trap, but there is someone behind it.

1475
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:17,760
Florida.

1476
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:21,840
Anyone want to do Vionas?

1477
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:22,680
Yummy.

1478
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:25,440
You swing the door open.

1479
01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:26,280
Woo.

1480
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:31,520
Oh, for the love of.

1481
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:33,240
The first thing that catches your eye

1482
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:37,080
are that you're outside, and that's great.

1483
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:42,080
These like deep, like swamp land,

1484
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:46,400
and these trees that are, it's very hot.

1485
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,720
It's Florida, it's Florida.

1486
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:49,040
You open the door and it's Florida.

1487
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:52,200
I don't know enough about Florida to correctly.

1488
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:54,120
There are trees, and well, that's why,

1489
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:55,840
that's the moment my mind was like,

1490
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,440
you gotta just say it's Florida.

1491
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:00,240
There's gators.

1492
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:04,960
There's gators, and there is also kind of like,

1493
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:09,960
this, the floor goes out, and at the end of this pier

1494
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:16,760
stands this humanoid with this security camera head,

1495
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:21,760
and surrounding them are hundreds and hundreds of screens

1496
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:27,480
of like almost hacked into the webcams of everyone watching

1497
01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:32,480
and showing their visage as you find them in this room.

1498
01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:34,960
It's like, think of the room in The Matrix,

1499
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:36,280
but it's in Florida.

1500
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:39,120
Like the architect's room in The Matrix,

1501
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:40,120
but it's in Florida.

1502
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:44,880
Well, you certainly did very good.

1503
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:48,240
I wasn't quite expecting you to do the thing with the power

1504
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:49,560
and get all that broken.

1505
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:51,840
That was fascinating.

1506
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:55,200
However, this is still a game,

1507
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:56,960
and the game needs a finale.

1508
01:11:56,960 --> 01:12:01,960
So, I have brought the audience watching here to,

1509
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:09,520
you see the waving.

1510
01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:12,760
I brought the audience here because I thought,

1511
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:14,160
I mean, they've helped us up so much,

1512
01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:16,200
and they've helped you up so much.

1513
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:20,320
I mean, they kind of wanted a death match,

1514
01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:23,920
so why don't we have a fight?

1515
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:25,840
You four and myself.

1516
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:28,760
If you win, then you've won the game show.

1517
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:30,080
Against you.

1518
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:30,920
Myself.

1519
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:32,800
What do you mean by winning?

1520
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:33,640
Kill me.

1521
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,520
Sens motive check.

1522
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:38,480
Go for it, yep.

1523
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:39,320
Yeah.

1524
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:44,960
Oh, good, I was worried that was a natural one,

1525
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:47,000
but that's just the expertise.

1526
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,680
That's a 17.

1527
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:49,520
Beautiful.

1528
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:51,120
Here's what I wanna know.

1529
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:53,000
Is this actually the real dude,

1530
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,000
or is this some sort of trick?

1531
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:56,840
I got 25.

1532
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:57,680
Sick.

1533
01:12:57,680 --> 01:12:58,520
Same question?

1534
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:05,560
Is death the old, like, the way to win?

1535
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:11,440
Yes, and this isn't him.

1536
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:19,000
But, he is telling the truth.

1537
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:21,360
If you beat him in the battle, he will leave.

1538
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:24,720
But if he beats you, it seems like you will die.

1539
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:26,560
Well, here's a point,

1540
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:27,840
and if it's gonna be a death match,

1541
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:30,760
I suggest you be here yourself to fight it.

1542
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:31,600
Oh!

1543
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:33,640
You got me.

1544
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:35,160
All right, fine.

1545
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:37,800
However, unfortunately, I am multiple galaxies away,

1546
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:40,000
and I'm sat on a very nice chair at the minute.

1547
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,680
I don't intend to get up, it's gonna take me ages.

1548
01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:42,520
However...

1549
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:47,520
That's right.

1550
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:52,120
How do you like it?

1551
01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:53,600
Okay.

1552
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:57,400
Well, I do this for the audience.

1553
01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:58,240
So sure.

1554
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:04,240
If this hard-light copy that I have in this galaxy fails,

1555
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:09,960
I'll fucking put myself into someone.

1556
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:10,800
I'll bring myself in,

1557
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:12,160
because the other suggestion I was getting...

1558
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:14,200
I don't know, I'll say, hello, this is what I run,

1559
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,400
I do all this, because what, I'm gonna fucking kill myself?

1560
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:19,000
That seems really dark at the end of this.

1561
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:19,840
Okay!

1562
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:21,880
I feel like we've got aligned against that,

1563
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:22,720
you know what I mean?

1564
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:24,320
Yeah, exactly, so I'll just put myself

1565
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:28,240
into any enforcement agency that you want.

1566
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:30,840
I mean, we are actually pretty against enforcement agencies

1567
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:33,920
at the Atomless, so that doesn't really work, but...

1568
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:36,800
Okay, what do you want from me?

1569
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:37,640
Could you...

1570
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:38,480
You're rich!

1571
01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:39,320
Community service!

1572
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:40,680
Community service!

1573
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:44,200
I will do community service for...

1574
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:45,040
Community service!

1575
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:47,360
I will do that, I will do...

1576
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:49,640
I will join community service.

1577
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:53,160
I will change my ways, and I will do community service

1578
01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:55,000
for a million hours, I am a robot, so I can do that.

1579
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,240
And you're gonna give all of your money

1580
01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:58,560
to every one of this audience.

1581
01:14:58,560 --> 01:14:59,640
And I will give all...

1582
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:02,920
All right, all right, okay!

1583
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:05,800
But don't we want the 100,000 credits?

1584
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:06,840
Yeah, well, that's not...

1585
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:09,600
I tell you what, if you win, you'll get the 100,000.

1586
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:12,760
You get 20,000 each, now there are five of you.

1587
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:15,760
Yeah.

1588
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:17,840
And then I will give...

1589
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:19,800
More money, more money, more money!

1590
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:21,360
More money, more money!

1591
01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:23,200
Okay!

1592
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:24,560
How about this?

1593
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:25,800
I will give you...

1594
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:27,160
How about I do no community service,

1595
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:31,480
but I give you the crew in canon,

1596
01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:34,040
I'll give you 500,000 credits if you win this fight.

1597
01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:36,680
No, I think you should have to make this show something better.

1598
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:39,000
I think you should do something better with your life.

1599
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,760
Okay, well, I'm not giving 500,000 credits,

1600
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:42,600
and also doing community service.

1601
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:44,560
That seems rubbish.

1602
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:46,920
Clean up Florida.

1603
01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:48,920
Did you say clean up Florida?

1604
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:50,120
The lower decks!

1605
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,480
Oh, clean up the lower decks?

1606
01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:54,040
Oh my God, that's a multi-trillion...

1607
01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:56,400
That's a multi-trillion industry prize,

1608
01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:59,600
and I've heard that someone is currently planning

1609
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:00,440
on doing something like that,

1610
01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:02,680
and I don't want to step on their toes.

1611
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:04,320
Right, so here's what we're going to do.

1612
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:05,560
You're going to give us 250,000...

1613
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:07,240
This isn't a fucking business meeting.

1614
01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:08,360
I'm not here, but...

1615
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:09,400
I think it is, actually!

1616
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:11,320
Okay, fine, fine, it is a business meeting.

1617
01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:12,640
Fine, you have one pitch.

1618
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:13,720
Audience, is this a business meeting?

1619
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:14,560
Absolutely!

1620
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:16,920
All right, you have a pitch.

1621
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:17,760
Give me the pitch.

1622
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:21,040
250k for the lot of us,

1623
01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:24,200
whatever else you got to each and every member of the audience,

1624
01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:27,880
and you shut this shit down.

1625
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:29,120
Make it a cooking show.

1626
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:31,120
Make it a cooking show!

1627
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:32,360
Oh my gods.

1628
01:16:32,360 --> 01:16:33,800
This time song has to be used

1629
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:36,960
for a wildtime-sponsored educational program.

1630
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:39,280
On the dark web?

1631
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:42,120
On the dark web.

1632
01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:44,080
Okay, fine.

1633
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:45,480
You win.

1634
01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:48,600
I give you 250,000 credits.

1635
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:51,440
I give a lot of money to all of these people,

1636
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:54,600
and then my time is split by making this show

1637
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:58,840
a cooking show, and then, when I'm thinking of ideas,

1638
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:03,760
it will be a wildtimes educational documentary thing.

1639
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,800
I guess my people will talk to your people.

1640
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:06,640
Yeah!

1641
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:09,560
Sounds like a great idea,

1642
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:11,360
and I should have played with my laser rifle.

1643
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:12,200
And if you...

1644
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:15,760
All right, let's roll initiative, everyone.

1645
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:17,440
Let's roll initiative.

1646
01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:18,760
Fight, fight, fight.

1647
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,520
Fight, fight, fight.

1648
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,440
Y'all, I wish I could have this

1649
01:17:23,440 --> 01:17:25,720
for every Coliseum mark I'm in.

1650
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:29,640
Right, now, here is where the audience participation

1651
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:31,040
of this bit comes in.

1652
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:33,840
At the top, at 20 on the initiative order,

1653
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:35,680
essentially a layer action,

1654
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:38,600
I'm gonna bring up someone from the audience.

1655
01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:40,440
And you're gonna roll a little D6.

1656
01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:41,840
I have a series of D6s here.

1657
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:44,720
On a random table, you're going to pick the target

1658
01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:46,280
for whatever you end up rolling,

1659
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:48,880
and then you're also gonna be able to roll damage.

1660
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:51,000
So that is that.

1661
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,520
What is our initiatives?

1662
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:54,200
Do we have 20 or above?

1663
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:56,880
Audience are going first.

1664
01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:57,720
We love that.

1665
01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,080
Do I get a surprise round for declaring

1666
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:00,160
that I'm gonna shoot him?

1667
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,080
Yeah, you do, yeah.

1668
01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:02,960
I'm not gonna take that away from you.

1669
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:05,040
15 to 19.

1670
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:06,320
I got an 18.

1671
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:07,160
19.

1672
01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:08,000
Sick.

1673
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:11,360
What'd you get?

1674
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:12,200
Eight.

1675
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:13,040
What'd you get?

1676
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:14,840
I got a five, because Skye's still chanting,

1677
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:17,560
fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.

1678
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:18,400
All right.

1679
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:24,160
Beautiful, and then we got,

1680
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:26,680
beep, boop, boop, boop, beep.

1681
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:28,680
Azam, give me your roll.

1682
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:32,300
Yeah, plus six to hit.

1683
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:34,960
Okay.

1684
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:36,320
That's a like 15 plus.

1685
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:37,760
21 to hit.

1686
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:38,600
That hits.

1687
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:39,800
Great.

1688
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:42,520
One to eight plus eight damage.

1689
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:44,360
Ink all over my hands.

1690
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:46,000
Nord and Leek are giving me a very fancy pen,

1691
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:47,600
and I'm not a fancy boy.

1692
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:48,720
Oh yeah, you're a man.

1693
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:52,880
So I don't know, I don't know how to use it.

1694
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:54,080
It's very fancy though.

1695
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:55,400
Well, thank you.

1696
01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:56,880
It's very nice, it's really nice.

1697
01:18:56,880 --> 01:19:00,640
It's too nice for me, which is why I've spilt it.

1698
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:02,200
A human pen, please.

1699
01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:04,840
Would you like a pencil?

1700
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:06,480
I actually, I prefer pencils.

1701
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:08,240
Can you take this off so I don't die?

1702
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:09,480
Thank you.

1703
01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:10,880
Thank you for the pen, thank you.

1704
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,480
Everyone has ink on them now.

1705
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:15,320
Okay, what did we roll?

1706
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:16,160
We hit?

1707
01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:17,000
Yes.

1708
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:17,840
GG?

1709
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:19,760
We hit, that's a range of 120 feet,

1710
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:22,640
and we shot for 14 damage.

1711
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:24,760
14, whatever the heck it is.

1712
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:27,880
God, this guy's gonna go down like a sack of shit.

1713
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:30,120
Okay, now it's time for the initiative order.

1714
01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:31,480
It is the audience's turn.

1715
01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:35,160
Can you just, would you like to come up?

1716
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:37,360
Wait, is this laser-rifled fire damage?

1717
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:38,200
One.

1718
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:39,040
Woo!

1719
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:39,880
You want a one, beautiful.

1720
01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:41,000
No, no, no, stay here, stay here, stay here.

1721
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:45,560
Roll this, D6, once more.

1722
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:47,800
So you, beautiful.

1723
01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:51,400
So, this is also yours, you get to keep that.

1724
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:57,280
So, is it laser, the laser is not fire damage.

1725
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:00,760
No, I don't believe so.

1726
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:01,600
I do apologize.

1727
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:02,720
That's all right.

1728
01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:06,960
Out of one of the trees in Florida, the Floridian trees,

1729
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:14,200
part of the box opens, and then a barrel of a rifle comes out.

1730
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:17,600
Who is this hitting?

1731
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:19,360
Azam.

1732
01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:20,560
Azam.

1733
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:25,360
This poison, there's a dart that fires, hits Azam,

1734
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:30,360
and Azam, on your next roll, you get a minus six

1735
01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:31,200
to whatever it is.

1736
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:35,320
And now it is your turn, babe.

1737
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:38,320
Hit again with the laser-rifle.

1738
01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:41,080
That's a 16 to hit.

1739
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:44,680
That's 16, because you have plus six, and then it's minus six.

1740
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:46,280
That doesn't hit.

1741
01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:49,080
You feel this poison kind of seep into your body,

1742
01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:51,640
and you just feel slightly woozy for a second

1743
01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:53,600
as you fire off your laser-rifle.

1744
01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:57,200
You're just doing a standard action, you're doing a full,

1745
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,880
full pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.

1746
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:01,960
No, I'm just gonna do a standard action,

1747
01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:03,800
but I would like to, instead of a move action,

1748
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:05,720
can I do something else?

1749
01:21:05,720 --> 01:21:07,040
Yes.

1750
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:09,640
All right, anyone who thinks his gun should hit better,

1751
01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:11,240
cheer on right now.

1752
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:12,080
Woo!

1753
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:16,600
You're trying to fuck me at my own game.

1754
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:17,800
Trying to be weird about it.

1755
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:20,680
I tell you what, I'm gonna, I'm gonna roll,

1756
01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:23,080
I'm gonna go odds, I'm gonna go odds or evens.

1757
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:28,080
So, if I am to roll, I'm gonna roll this,

1758
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:32,400
I will say yes, you get advantage on that roll,

1759
01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:36,120
if this happens, but should I roll evens or odds,

1760
01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:39,480
I'm gonna get cheer for even, and cheer for odds.

1761
01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:40,320
Woo!

1762
01:21:40,320 --> 01:21:41,160
Pretty odd, that's fair.

1763
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:44,000
If I roll an odd, then you get advantage.

1764
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:46,640
I'm at 20, baby.

1765
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:48,440
The only time, it doesn't matter at all.

1766
01:21:48,440 --> 01:21:53,280
It's completely pointless.

1767
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:55,840
As you speak out to the audience,

1768
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:58,560
the Game Master closes their hand,

1769
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:00,160
and then all of the screens and monitors

1770
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:01,840
turn to static really quick.

1771
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:04,400
Like he shut off the ability to communicate

1772
01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:06,160
for just a second as he said that,

1773
01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:07,680
and then flicks them back on.

1774
01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:08,520
Um.

1775
01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:09,360
Uh.

1776
01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:10,200
Good one.

1777
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:14,000
I get to you.

1778
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:14,840
Anything else for your turn?

1779
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:15,680
I'm gonna roll.

1780
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:19,000
I get to you, anything else for your turn?

1781
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:19,840
I'm good.

1782
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:20,680
I get to you, babe.

1783
01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:24,280
Yes, I am going to,

1784
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:30,400
does he have a weapon, it looks like, does?

1785
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:31,240
Yes, it does.

1786
01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:32,080
What does he have?

1787
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:33,680
He has a cane.

1788
01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:35,720
He has a cane, and you can kind of tell

1789
01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:40,480
that he has control over this area.

1790
01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:42,960
Like he would be able to summon a weapon in his hands,

1791
01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:44,880
if he could, and also the cane is probably

1792
01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:47,800
not just a cane, it's like a weird little thing.

1793
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:49,400
Okay, yeah, yeah.

1794
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:51,080
Well, I'm just gonna take a shot in the dark,

1795
01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:54,600
and I assume that it's got a little like.

1796
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:56,440
You're doing incompetence, is that what you're doing?

1797
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:58,200
Yeah, of course I am.

1798
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:01,400
And I am gonna, um, just, you know,

1799
01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:05,040
he doesn't even like you.

1800
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:06,760
He doesn't even, I heard him,

1801
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:11,280
he said that he doesn't even like using little weapons

1802
01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:14,080
like you, he thinks they are small and stupid.

1803
01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:15,560
He said it, not me.

1804
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:16,400
And.

1805
01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:19,560
You're talking to this cane.

1806
01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:20,400
And I.

1807
01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:24,040
Oh my God, I love it.

1808
01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:26,640
And I cast incompetence, so he doesn't know

1809
01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:27,480
how to use mail.

1810
01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:29,080
Is that it, I'm just done, he just doesn't know

1811
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:29,920
how to use it.

1812
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:32,080
Um, it's a save DC of 15.

1813
01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:32,920
We'll save.

1814
01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:40,080
Yeah, he gets it, he gets it, I'm sorry,

1815
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:40,920
I'm so sorry, babe.

1816
01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:41,760
No, it's okay.

1817
01:23:41,760 --> 01:23:42,580
He gets a 19.

1818
01:23:42,580 --> 01:23:45,500
Um, the cane's like,

1819
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:49,040
yeah, but he's like, uh,

1820
01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:51,400
I mean, you just got here and you don't really know

1821
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:53,680
who this guy is and I actually think he's pretty cool.

1822
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:56,280
I mean, he's real nice to me, he feeds me.

1823
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:57,120
Feeds me.

1824
01:23:57,120 --> 01:23:57,960
What?

1825
01:23:57,960 --> 01:23:59,400
He feeds me bullets and blood and I spit it out

1826
01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:00,720
at unsuspecting people.

1827
01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:02,760
Fuck you.

1828
01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:06,080
Uh, anything else on your turn?

1829
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:10,360
Ah, theory, I can see you, babe.

1830
01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:11,680
Good, good, good answer.

1831
01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:12,520
Yeah.

1832
01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:14,640
Um, we're in Florida.

1833
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:17,160
You're in, yeah, you're in Florida.

1834
01:24:17,160 --> 01:24:19,280
I would like to use the powers of nerd.

1835
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:24,280
Uh, summon all of the biodiversity in Florida.

1836
01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:26,960
Beautiful.

1837
01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:27,780
Yeah.

1838
01:24:27,780 --> 01:24:28,620
Hell yeah.

1839
01:24:28,620 --> 01:24:29,440
Can I do that?

1840
01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:30,920
Hey, can I do that?

1841
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:31,760
Yeah!

1842
01:24:31,760 --> 01:24:34,800
All right, you are, this is supposed to be,

1843
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:36,920
cause that story is like, oh, the GM versus the players,

1844
01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:38,880
not like the GM and an audience versus the player,

1845
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:40,480
but fine.

1846
01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:42,040
Okay.

1847
01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:42,880
All right.

1848
01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:43,700
Yeah.

1849
01:24:43,700 --> 01:24:45,400
Roll me a, um.

1850
01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:46,440
Bad life sign.

1851
01:24:46,440 --> 01:24:47,480
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1852
01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:48,760
Yeah, go on, roll me a life sign.

1853
01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:49,760
Yay!

1854
01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:51,440
My one good skit, I'm kidding,

1855
01:24:51,440 --> 01:24:53,120
I have like a million good skits.

1856
01:24:53,120 --> 01:24:56,680
You get like a, plus a billion, that's, what is that, a 30?

1857
01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:59,560
That is a 30, yeah.

1858
01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:00,400
Right.

1859
01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:01,240
Okay.

1860
01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:02,880
I'm gonna give you this.

1861
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:06,660
Give me two different Florida-based animals.

1862
01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:09,120
One's gotta be a gator, right?

1863
01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:10,120
One has to be.

1864
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:12,240
Actually, you give me one, you give me one.

1865
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:13,200
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1866
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:14,320
Yeah.

1867
01:25:14,320 --> 01:25:17,400
I'm gonna pick, um,

1868
01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:18,920
Barrett Basin.

1869
01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:20,080
Okay.

1870
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:21,160
Reticulated Python.

1871
01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:22,000
Damn it!

1872
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:22,840
You're so stupid.

1873
01:25:22,840 --> 01:25:26,160
Did you have Reticulated Python locked and loaded?

1874
01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:28,280
Literally, there was Basin in the guy I picked,

1875
01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:30,200
I drew two flamingos with a body that was like,

1876
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:31,040
like, in front of me.

1877
01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:32,040
Yeah, yeah.

1878
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:33,000
Dang.

1879
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,520
All right, do we have another?

1880
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:35,920
Man, it's easy. Flamingo!

1881
01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:36,760
Flamingo!

1882
01:25:36,760 --> 01:25:37,880
Flamingo!

1883
01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:38,720
Flamingo?

1884
01:25:38,720 --> 01:25:39,560
I like flamingo.

1885
01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:40,400
Flamingo's very fun.

1886
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:41,240
I went to the zoo the other day

1887
01:25:41,240 --> 01:25:43,720
and my favorite guy in the zoo is a flamingo.

1888
01:25:45,080 --> 01:25:46,560
You know what?

1889
01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:51,560
This Python and a flamingo kind of burst out of the water.

1890
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:54,560
I'm gonna say, yeah, all right.

1891
01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:58,040
I'm gonna write down some stats for a Python and a flamingo.

1892
01:25:58,040 --> 01:25:59,720
Actually, both of the, no,

1893
01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:01,480
I don't want them both to join together like a Megazord.

1894
01:26:01,480 --> 01:26:02,320
That doesn't seem fun.

1895
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:03,160
Um.

1896
01:26:03,160 --> 01:26:06,080
Oh, well, what if the snakes were the flamingos?

1897
01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:07,240
Oh.

1898
01:26:07,240 --> 01:26:08,080
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1899
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:10,160
Okay, right.

1900
01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:12,880
The flamingo jumps out and you're like, damn.

1901
01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:14,320
But then a Python jumps out, you're like,

1902
01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:15,160
oh, that's pretty good.

1903
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:17,880
And then the Python jumps onto the snake.

1904
01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:20,400
Sorry, no, the Python jumps onto the flamingo

1905
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:23,200
and is kind of wielding it like arms.

1906
01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:27,240
So I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna give you a,

1907
01:26:27,240 --> 01:26:30,400
all right, so you have, this Python has a plus 10 attack.

1908
01:26:30,400 --> 01:26:32,680
I'm gonna give it one D, I'm just gonna copy this.

1909
01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:37,480
I'm gonna do one D8 plus eight damage that it has.

1910
01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:38,320
So I have it written.

1911
01:26:38,320 --> 01:26:39,320
For a bite punch?

1912
01:26:39,320 --> 01:26:41,480
For like, yeah, bite punching, yeah.

1913
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:43,480
For a bite punch.

1914
01:26:43,480 --> 01:26:45,240
And that goes, oh, fuck it.

1915
01:26:45,240 --> 01:26:46,280
It goes after you.

1916
01:26:46,280 --> 01:26:48,560
So yeah, so would you like,

1917
01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:52,040
what would you like this Python flamingo hybrid to do?

1918
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:54,720
Well, is that my action or my bonus action?

1919
01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:57,800
All right, I'm not having you summon the powers of Florida

1920
01:26:57,800 --> 01:26:59,880
as a bonus action, actually.

1921
01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:02,600
I'm actually gonna have that be, that is an action.

1922
01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:05,320
You can move.

1923
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:08,800
Yeah, I will move away from the host.

1924
01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:09,760
Okay, sick.

1925
01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:14,200
Beautiful, it is the Python hybrid flamingo turn.

1926
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:16,320
Yes, the pythingo.

1927
01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:19,040
The pythingo, that's good, I like that, pythingo.

1928
01:27:22,080 --> 01:27:24,080
The articulated flamingo.

1929
01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:24,920
All right, yeah, what does it do?

1930
01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:29,600
So the pythingo goes up to the host

1931
01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:34,520
and is going to just like, boss's leaves, just, yeah.

1932
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:35,360
Very nice.

1933
01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:37,480
The duke's seeing flamingos, they go like.

1934
01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:39,160
Yeah, absolutely.

1935
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:42,800
Sick, so roll D20, we're gonna add plus 10 to that.

1936
01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:44,320
And you're trying to beat,

1937
01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:46,480
be honest, we're trying to be a KAC of 19.

1938
01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:48,160
10, it would not be like up to 17.

1939
01:27:48,160 --> 01:27:50,640
Damn, well, he's still kind of figuring it out

1940
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:53,640
because it's like, doesn't know how great to work this.

1941
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:54,840
It's got skinny little legs,

1942
01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:58,320
it's the longest snake in the world.

1943
01:27:58,320 --> 01:28:01,120
And the most powerful beast that's ever existed as well.

1944
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:03,120
So it's like, it's a bit weird, it's not used to it yet.

1945
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:04,640
Does it have a fly speed?

1946
01:28:04,640 --> 01:28:06,840
Yeah, it has a fly, no, no.

1947
01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:07,800
Flamingos can fly.

1948
01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:09,800
Yeah, it does actually, yeah.

1949
01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:10,840
Anyway. Okay.

1950
01:28:13,160 --> 01:28:16,480
Beautiful, love those eyes that I just got.

1951
01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:19,960
Okay, so that's that term, it is the game master.

1952
01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:24,640
The game master looks at the pythingo

1953
01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:26,560
and is like, I love that.

1954
01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:29,740
And then is gonna look at,

1955
01:28:29,740 --> 01:28:34,740
he's gonna look at Azam and the fact that you shot them.

1956
01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:37,580
And be like, I didn't love that though.

1957
01:28:37,580 --> 01:28:39,020
And is going to, they get their cane

1958
01:28:39,020 --> 01:28:40,340
and then they like cock it

1959
01:28:40,340 --> 01:28:43,500
and they fire a little shot off at it.

1960
01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:46,780
That is gonna be a 22 to hit.

1961
01:28:46,780 --> 01:28:48,700
Oh, we love that for me.

1962
01:28:49,860 --> 01:28:54,500
And then that is a delicious 12 damage.

1963
01:28:54,500 --> 01:28:59,500
So they fire off at you

1964
01:28:59,900 --> 01:29:03,100
and then they're gonna turn back to the audience.

1965
01:29:05,900 --> 01:29:09,940
Now, a miraculous display that you have all given me so far.

1966
01:29:11,020 --> 01:29:15,900
How would we like for you all to do an additional thing?

1967
01:29:15,900 --> 01:29:17,580
Would you like to do that?

1968
01:29:17,580 --> 01:29:19,820
Wonderful.

1969
01:29:20,960 --> 01:29:23,100
Then the audience is gonna get a second turn.

1970
01:29:23,100 --> 01:29:25,220
Audience, who wants up?

1971
01:29:25,220 --> 01:29:26,340
Bam, come up.

1972
01:29:27,860 --> 01:29:29,780
Roll this D6.

1973
01:29:31,020 --> 01:29:35,380
Five, that is, oh, you get a healing dart

1974
01:29:35,380 --> 01:29:38,020
that you can fire at any target for 2D6.

1975
01:29:38,020 --> 01:29:40,700
Roll that two more times for me, please, hun.

1976
01:29:40,700 --> 01:29:42,020
Five.

1977
01:29:42,020 --> 01:29:42,860
Four.

1978
01:29:42,860 --> 01:29:43,680
Right, that's nine.

1979
01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:44,520
You get to keep that, that's your loop.

1980
01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:49,260
Right, who would you like to shoot with this healing dart

1981
01:29:49,260 --> 01:29:53,380
that comes out of a viper's mouth?

1982
01:29:53,380 --> 01:29:55,860
A little dark, like, you see a viper?

1983
01:29:55,860 --> 01:29:57,020
They live in Florida.

1984
01:29:57,980 --> 01:29:58,820
Sure.

1985
01:29:58,820 --> 01:30:00,340
And then it opens its mouth.

1986
01:30:00,340 --> 01:30:02,420
It's from the Floridian Zoo.

1987
01:30:02,420 --> 01:30:06,260
Hey, gang, we are in like XXXXX time,

1988
01:30:06,260 --> 01:30:08,420
like so far in the future that Florida has anything.

1989
01:30:08,420 --> 01:30:09,260
I say it does.

1990
01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:10,100
What is your plan?

1991
01:30:10,100 --> 01:30:10,940
Hmm?

1992
01:30:10,940 --> 01:30:11,940
It's New Florida.

1993
01:30:11,940 --> 01:30:13,060
New Florida, that's it.

1994
01:30:13,060 --> 01:30:15,020
It's a whole planet called Florida.

1995
01:30:15,020 --> 01:30:15,860
Who are you?

1996
01:30:15,860 --> 01:30:16,780
I don't know.

1997
01:30:16,780 --> 01:30:18,060
Yeah, that's Cannon now.

1998
01:30:18,060 --> 01:30:19,060
So I'm running that in.

1999
01:30:19,060 --> 01:30:21,820
Who would you like this healing bullet to hit?

2000
01:30:21,820 --> 01:30:23,580
Hit anyone.

2001
01:30:23,580 --> 01:30:24,820
Azam has got hit.

2002
01:30:24,820 --> 01:30:26,860
The Game Master has also been hit.

2003
01:30:27,660 --> 01:30:28,500
I'm good.

2004
01:30:28,500 --> 01:30:29,500
Because Momo's there.

2005
01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:30,860
Yeah, Momo is there.

2006
01:30:30,860 --> 01:30:32,700
Momo's watching on a screen, yeah.

2007
01:30:38,540 --> 01:30:39,500
It did hit.

2008
01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:41,060
It hits and you can heal.

2009
01:30:41,060 --> 01:30:42,140
Oh, Azam got hit.

2010
01:30:42,140 --> 01:30:42,980
You got hit.

2011
01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:43,820
I did get hit.

2012
01:30:43,820 --> 01:30:45,140
You got hit.

2013
01:30:45,140 --> 01:30:46,740
Azam is our fan favorite.

2014
01:30:46,740 --> 01:30:49,140
We're the audience we're getting shot at.

2015
01:30:49,140 --> 01:30:52,300
Healing Dart heals you for that nine.

2016
01:30:54,180 --> 01:30:55,220
Sky babe.

2017
01:30:55,220 --> 01:30:56,060
Yes.

2018
01:30:56,060 --> 01:30:56,900
It's you.

2019
01:30:56,900 --> 01:30:57,740
Oh, what's up audience?

2020
01:30:57,740 --> 01:31:00,060
So I can either use this anti-gravity grenade

2021
01:31:00,060 --> 01:31:01,180
or I could punch him in the face.

2022
01:31:01,180 --> 01:31:02,580
Raise your hand for grenade.

2023
01:31:03,580 --> 01:31:04,420
I can, can I vote?

2024
01:31:04,420 --> 01:31:05,540
Raise your hand for, no.

2025
01:31:05,540 --> 01:31:07,700
Raise your hand for punch him in the face.

2026
01:31:07,700 --> 01:31:08,900
I'm gonna punch you in the face.

2027
01:31:08,900 --> 01:31:10,180
I don't think there's as many votes,

2028
01:31:10,180 --> 01:31:13,460
but that's truly what I wanna do in my hearts of hearts.

2029
01:31:13,460 --> 01:31:14,540
Hell yeah, run up to him.

2030
01:31:14,540 --> 01:31:15,740
Give him a swing.

2031
01:31:15,740 --> 01:31:16,900
That's a strength.

2032
01:31:16,900 --> 01:31:19,980
I mean, I imagine on your sheet you have unarmed strike.

2033
01:31:19,980 --> 01:31:23,380
That's a 19 to hit and 11 damage.

2034
01:31:23,380 --> 01:31:24,300
Hits, yeah.

2035
01:31:24,300 --> 01:31:26,020
11 damage?

2036
01:31:26,020 --> 01:31:26,860
Damn.

2037
01:31:26,860 --> 01:31:27,700
That's sky?

2038
01:31:27,700 --> 01:31:28,540
11 damage, 11.

2039
01:31:28,540 --> 01:31:29,980
I don't know what I'm telling you.

2040
01:31:29,980 --> 01:31:31,540
Sky is jacked, dude.

2041
01:31:31,540 --> 01:31:32,540
Why?

2042
01:31:32,540 --> 01:31:36,220
This guy got shot and it did like three more damage.

2043
01:31:37,700 --> 01:31:38,660
Damn.

2044
01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:41,300
The real guns were Sky's arms all along.

2045
01:31:42,860 --> 01:31:45,660
You run up to him, smack him as hard as possible.

2046
01:31:45,660 --> 01:31:47,380
The security camera head like,

2047
01:31:47,380 --> 01:31:49,340
like spins around on him.

2048
01:31:49,340 --> 01:31:50,740
I'm from the lower decks.

2049
01:31:50,740 --> 01:31:51,580
Yeah.

2050
01:31:53,220 --> 01:31:54,060
Beautiful.

2051
01:31:54,060 --> 01:31:55,500
It's the audience's turn.

2052
01:31:55,500 --> 01:31:56,660
I guess you'll have someone who wants,

2053
01:31:56,660 --> 01:31:58,580
yeah, do you wanna come up?

2054
01:31:58,580 --> 01:31:59,580
There you go.

2055
01:31:59,580 --> 01:32:01,700
There is your D6.

2056
01:32:01,700 --> 01:32:02,980
Cap in.

2057
01:32:02,980 --> 01:32:03,820
Feel free to roll it.

2058
01:32:03,820 --> 01:32:05,020
That is another one.

2059
01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:05,900
That is a poison dart.

2060
01:32:05,900 --> 01:32:06,780
Roll that again.

2061
01:32:08,180 --> 01:32:09,020
Four.

2062
01:32:09,020 --> 01:32:09,860
Delicious.

2063
01:32:09,860 --> 01:32:12,620
So the same, different tree opens up this.

2064
01:32:12,620 --> 01:32:17,220
Oh, sugar, that's yours, babe.

2065
01:32:17,220 --> 01:32:18,580
Tree opens up, poison dart.

2066
01:32:18,580 --> 01:32:20,780
Who do you wanna hit with this poison dart?

2067
01:32:22,780 --> 01:32:23,620
Ah.

2068
01:32:24,620 --> 01:32:26,260
For those of you listening.

2069
01:32:26,260 --> 01:32:27,620
We're having Eenie Meenie Minie mode.

2070
01:32:27,620 --> 01:32:28,460
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

2071
01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:29,300
Oh, Azam.

2072
01:32:29,300 --> 01:32:30,140
Ah.

2073
01:32:31,300 --> 01:32:35,260
Azam, you get a minus four on whatever your next roll is.

2074
01:32:36,580 --> 01:32:38,380
Speaking of babe, it is you.

2075
01:32:38,380 --> 01:32:39,500
Me?

2076
01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:40,340
Yeah.

2077
01:32:40,340 --> 01:32:45,340
You people have got to cooperate.

2078
01:32:45,940 --> 01:32:46,780
No.

2079
01:32:48,940 --> 01:32:50,540
I will find out where you live.

2080
01:32:52,460 --> 01:32:53,300
Okay.

2081
01:32:54,540 --> 01:32:57,540
I'm gonna shoot with my laser rifle.

2082
01:32:57,540 --> 01:32:59,580
Your brand new laser rifle, baby.

2083
01:32:59,580 --> 01:33:02,340
Yeah, and I think it's just gonna be a standard action.

2084
01:33:04,260 --> 01:33:05,100
What do we get, babe?

2085
01:33:05,100 --> 01:33:06,860
That's only a 14.

2086
01:33:06,860 --> 01:33:07,700
Doesn't hit.

2087
01:33:07,700 --> 01:33:08,540
What about this time?

2088
01:33:08,540 --> 01:33:09,540
Do I deserve a better roll?

2089
01:33:09,540 --> 01:33:11,740
Come on, raise your hands.

2090
01:33:11,740 --> 01:33:13,100
Oh my God, it was less exciting.

2091
01:33:13,100 --> 01:33:14,340
Okay, all right, all right, all right.

2092
01:33:14,340 --> 01:33:15,180
We're gonna do this two ways.

2093
01:33:15,180 --> 01:33:20,020
All right, if we want Azam to be able to get another shot,

2094
01:33:20,020 --> 01:33:20,860
we're gonna have a cheer,

2095
01:33:20,860 --> 01:33:22,100
and then I'm gonna have another cheer of not.

2096
01:33:22,100 --> 01:33:24,380
Okay, so cheer for yes.

2097
01:33:24,380 --> 01:33:25,380
Come on.

2098
01:33:25,380 --> 01:33:26,580
Cheer for no.

2099
01:33:26,580 --> 01:33:28,860
I'm so sorry, babe.

2100
01:33:28,860 --> 01:33:30,380
I'm so sorry.

2101
01:33:30,380 --> 01:33:31,220
I'm so sorry.

2102
01:33:31,220 --> 01:33:32,300
The audience has voted.

2103
01:33:32,300 --> 01:33:33,140
It doesn't have to do with me.

2104
01:33:33,140 --> 01:33:33,980
You did what you could.

2105
01:33:33,980 --> 01:33:35,020
Yeah.

2106
01:33:35,020 --> 01:33:36,300
You do realize no matter what,

2107
01:33:36,300 --> 01:33:38,380
you're gonna die anyway, right?

2108
01:33:38,380 --> 01:33:39,340
Maybe not.

2109
01:33:39,340 --> 01:33:41,140
Maybe the audience doesn't want me to die.

2110
01:33:41,140 --> 01:33:42,460
Maybe I'm the new fan.

2111
01:33:42,460 --> 01:33:44,660
Audience, do you want him to die?

2112
01:33:44,660 --> 01:33:45,500
Yeah.

2113
01:33:46,740 --> 01:33:49,140
Is that the lesson we're trying to teach?

2114
01:33:49,140 --> 01:33:49,980
Yeah.

2115
01:33:51,340 --> 01:33:52,900
You've made your own enemy.

2116
01:33:52,900 --> 01:33:57,020
You all see him react

2117
01:33:57,020 --> 01:33:59,220
in like he's just taken psychic damage way

2118
01:33:59,220 --> 01:34:00,060
because you booed him.

2119
01:34:00,060 --> 01:34:01,460
Speaking of which,

2120
01:34:01,460 --> 01:34:03,980
can I use that to roll an intimidation check on him?

2121
01:34:03,980 --> 01:34:05,740
Yeah, yes, you can.

2122
01:34:05,740 --> 01:34:09,020
I'd love to hear it actually.

2123
01:34:09,020 --> 01:34:10,700
Damn, I suck at rolling

2124
01:34:10,700 --> 01:34:12,780
when it's not rolling for pointless things apparently.

2125
01:34:12,780 --> 01:34:13,860
25.

2126
01:34:13,860 --> 01:34:14,700
Delicious.

2127
01:34:14,700 --> 01:34:15,940
Yeah, he's intimidated.

2128
01:34:15,940 --> 01:34:17,100
He's like spooked.

2129
01:34:17,100 --> 01:34:19,700
He's like, maybe this is not good for me.

2130
01:34:19,700 --> 01:34:20,540
Just keep your eyes on me.

2131
01:34:20,540 --> 01:34:21,380
Keep shooting.

2132
01:34:21,380 --> 01:34:22,940
I'll solve all of them.

2133
01:34:22,940 --> 01:34:24,140
I, babe, it's you.

2134
01:34:25,180 --> 01:34:26,020
Yes, please.

2135
01:34:26,020 --> 01:34:26,860
That turn done?

2136
01:34:26,860 --> 01:34:31,780
I'm going to go up to this sad little man.

2137
01:34:31,780 --> 01:34:34,220
I'm going to hit him with my sword of junk.

2138
01:34:35,460 --> 01:34:36,300
Sick.

2139
01:34:36,300 --> 01:34:39,460
It's, I'm using this.

2140
01:34:39,460 --> 01:34:41,980
It's a second level junk sword.

2141
01:34:41,980 --> 01:34:42,820
Sure.

2142
01:34:43,740 --> 01:34:44,580
Of course.

2143
01:34:45,300 --> 01:34:49,020
So it's got a special property.

2144
01:34:49,020 --> 01:34:50,860
So it's going to be electricity.

2145
01:34:53,700 --> 01:34:55,860
That's very cocked, babe.

2146
01:34:55,860 --> 01:34:57,580
It doesn't have to be cocked if you don't want it to be cocked.

2147
01:34:57,580 --> 01:35:00,580
No, because it was so close to being at 20.

2148
01:35:00,580 --> 01:35:02,460
All right, that's good.

2149
01:35:02,460 --> 01:35:07,460
So that is 18, 25.

2150
01:35:09,460 --> 01:35:10,300
To hit?

2151
01:35:10,300 --> 01:35:11,140
Yeah, that hits.

2152
01:35:11,140 --> 01:35:11,980
Hit.

2153
01:35:11,980 --> 01:35:12,820
Wax him.

2154
01:35:12,820 --> 01:35:13,660
Wax him.

2155
01:35:14,740 --> 01:35:15,580
It's biffed.

2156
01:35:19,580 --> 01:35:24,260
Three slashing plus one electricity.

2157
01:35:24,260 --> 01:35:25,100
Damn.

2158
01:35:27,940 --> 01:35:30,020
Unfortunately, because when you hit him,

2159
01:35:30,020 --> 01:35:33,660
the slashing doesn't do like a whole bunch.

2160
01:35:33,660 --> 01:35:34,700
It does about what you expect,

2161
01:35:34,700 --> 01:35:37,700
but the electricity seems to hit him a little harder.

2162
01:35:37,700 --> 01:35:41,900
Him being like seemingly this like robotic entity.

2163
01:35:41,900 --> 01:35:43,660
The electricity kind of goes through him a little tougher

2164
01:35:43,660 --> 01:35:45,140
than you thought it would.

2165
01:35:46,420 --> 01:35:47,780
Great, and then.

2166
01:35:49,780 --> 01:35:52,780
And then Purple climbs up my shoulders and goes,

2167
01:35:52,780 --> 01:35:55,620
and spits electricity at his face.

2168
01:35:55,620 --> 01:35:57,180
I've given you a little boon.

2169
01:35:57,180 --> 01:35:58,260
Ah, dang it.

2170
01:35:58,260 --> 01:35:59,100
What is that?

2171
01:35:59,100 --> 01:35:59,940
No.

2172
01:35:59,940 --> 01:36:00,780
Nope.

2173
01:36:00,780 --> 01:36:01,620
Nope, okay.

2174
01:36:01,620 --> 01:36:03,020
That's a no.

2175
01:36:03,020 --> 01:36:04,940
Crazy that your dice say no as well.

2176
01:36:09,100 --> 01:36:10,180
All right, your turn.

2177
01:36:10,180 --> 01:36:11,020
That's it.

2178
01:36:11,020 --> 01:36:11,860
Your turn, babe.

2179
01:36:12,820 --> 01:36:17,820
For Viriak, Viriak is going to use the Apocalypse bow

2180
01:36:19,500 --> 01:36:23,500
to boost, who wants boosties?

2181
01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:24,340
Who wants boostin'?

2182
01:36:24,340 --> 01:36:25,180
Who wants upies?

2183
01:36:25,180 --> 01:36:26,420
Who does want upies?

2184
01:36:26,420 --> 01:36:29,900
Sky punched a guy so hard, it felt like a gunshot.

2185
01:36:29,900 --> 01:36:31,940
I think that that is huge.

2186
01:36:31,940 --> 01:36:33,300
I don't need upies.

2187
01:36:33,300 --> 01:36:36,820
Make Sky super powerful, please.

2188
01:36:36,820 --> 01:36:37,660
Yeah.

2189
01:36:39,060 --> 01:36:44,060
Viriak draws this bow back and then fires.

2190
01:36:44,540 --> 01:36:45,980
Shoot Sky with a.

2191
01:36:45,980 --> 01:36:47,980
Do I have to roll to attack?

2192
01:36:47,980 --> 01:36:49,700
No, I don't think so, no.

2193
01:36:49,700 --> 01:36:51,540
I don't care, yeah, no, don't, no, don't, no.

2194
01:36:51,540 --> 01:36:53,460
Okay, I don't wanna hurt Sky.

2195
01:36:53,460 --> 01:36:54,300
No, it's fine.

2196
01:36:54,300 --> 01:36:56,580
You're shooting like Ana from Overwatch.

2197
01:36:56,580 --> 01:36:57,620
It's that, yeah.

2198
01:36:57,620 --> 01:36:59,340
Yeah, it's just like a booster.

2199
01:36:59,340 --> 01:37:01,180
What does the booster do?

2200
01:37:01,180 --> 01:37:06,180
Well, it's part of my biohacker ability.

2201
01:37:07,540 --> 01:37:10,900
It gives a base of, wait, hold on.

2202
01:37:17,380 --> 01:37:18,580
Basic booster.

2203
01:37:18,580 --> 01:37:21,140
Okay, aids a creature in one manner or another.

2204
01:37:21,140 --> 01:37:22,220
The effect lasts for a number of rounds

2205
01:37:22,220 --> 01:37:24,180
equal to your key abilities for modifier

2206
01:37:24,180 --> 01:37:25,180
in a minimum one round.

2207
01:37:25,180 --> 01:37:26,020
Huge.

2208
01:37:26,020 --> 01:37:28,140
Unless it's state otherwise, you begin playing,

2209
01:37:28,140 --> 01:37:31,340
knowing this basic booster biohack when you use it.

2210
01:37:31,340 --> 01:37:33,740
Do you want AC, do you want plus two enhancement bonus

2211
01:37:33,740 --> 01:37:36,220
to skill checks or do you want 10 foot enhancement bonus

2212
01:37:36,220 --> 01:37:37,060
to your speed?

2213
01:37:37,060 --> 01:37:38,660
Do you wanna be faster, tougher

2214
01:37:38,660 --> 01:37:40,860
or do you wanna be a little better at skills?

2215
01:37:42,700 --> 01:37:43,980
I feel like tougher's the only one

2216
01:37:43,980 --> 01:37:45,900
that's gonna come into play here, right?

2217
01:37:45,900 --> 01:37:46,980
Sure.

2218
01:37:46,980 --> 01:37:48,540
I do miss being fast

2219
01:37:48,540 --> 01:37:50,300
but I don't think that's gonna matter here

2220
01:37:50,300 --> 01:37:51,660
so I guess I'll go tougher.

2221
01:37:51,660 --> 01:37:56,660
Yeah, you're in like Sky's rocky Valvo in arc.

2222
01:37:56,660 --> 01:37:58,100
Yeah, yeah.

2223
01:37:58,100 --> 01:37:58,940
He's really changing his current.

2224
01:37:58,940 --> 01:38:00,420
He's never seen rocky.

2225
01:38:00,420 --> 01:38:02,780
I'm sure he is.

2226
01:38:02,780 --> 01:38:04,540
How much does the AC go up by?

2227
01:38:04,540 --> 01:38:05,380
One.

2228
01:38:05,380 --> 01:38:06,220
One, perfect.

2229
01:38:06,220 --> 01:38:07,660
Okay, so Sky has plus one AC.

2230
01:38:07,660 --> 01:38:08,620
Love that.

2231
01:38:08,620 --> 01:38:09,540
Plus one AC?

2232
01:38:09,540 --> 01:38:11,580
Plus one AC, babe.

2233
01:38:11,580 --> 01:38:13,180
Wait, the AC, KAC.

2234
01:38:13,180 --> 01:38:14,020
It will be both.

2235
01:38:14,020 --> 01:38:15,460
KAC.

2236
01:38:15,460 --> 01:38:16,860
Oh, KAC specifically?

2237
01:38:16,860 --> 01:38:17,700
Or is it?

2238
01:38:17,700 --> 01:38:18,540
It just said AC.

2239
01:38:18,540 --> 01:38:19,380
Both then, it will be both.

2240
01:38:22,260 --> 01:38:24,460
The game master after getting,

2241
01:38:24,460 --> 01:38:25,940
after now being intimidated.

2242
01:38:25,940 --> 01:38:29,620
Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

2243
01:38:29,620 --> 01:38:31,660
It's the flamingo's turn.

2244
01:38:31,660 --> 01:38:34,220
It's the fucking flamingo's turn.

2245
01:38:34,220 --> 01:38:38,220
It's the fucking flamingo.

2246
01:38:38,220 --> 01:38:39,580
All right, roll for the.

2247
01:38:39,580 --> 01:38:41,780
I can't believe you forgot about the wildlife.

2248
01:38:41,780 --> 01:38:45,540
Go on, roll for your kaiju.

2249
01:38:46,980 --> 01:38:48,540
One thing Theory X learned today is that

2250
01:38:48,540 --> 01:38:51,620
it is okay to combine animals in unnatural ways.

2251
01:38:51,620 --> 01:38:54,380
I don't think Theory X needed to learn that.

2252
01:38:54,380 --> 01:38:57,060
Yeah, that's a big theory at core, actually.

2253
01:38:57,060 --> 01:38:57,900
Did you?

2254
01:38:57,900 --> 01:38:59,860
Oh, that's why we.

2255
01:38:59,860 --> 01:39:01,100
Let's go.

2256
01:39:01,100 --> 01:39:02,580
I hate this game.

2257
01:39:02,580 --> 01:39:03,460
I hate this game.

2258
01:39:03,460 --> 01:39:04,460
All right, so that's.

2259
01:39:04,460 --> 01:39:07,140
Wait, did you draw the flamingo?

2260
01:39:07,140 --> 01:39:08,260
Yes, like watercolors.

2261
01:39:08,260 --> 01:39:09,100
Oh, incredible.

2262
01:39:09,100 --> 01:39:11,140
Damn, that's good shit.

2263
01:39:11,140 --> 01:39:12,340
Can we frame that?

2264
01:39:12,340 --> 01:39:13,180
Yeah.

2265
01:39:15,020 --> 01:39:16,860
The piping of it balls.

2266
01:39:16,860 --> 01:39:18,180
Yeah, like a Pokemon.

2267
01:39:18,180 --> 01:39:20,660
It will come into its next stage.

2268
01:39:20,660 --> 01:39:25,660
It is like a weirdly buff flamingo

2269
01:39:26,940 --> 01:39:29,540
now with four arm snakes.

2270
01:39:31,540 --> 01:39:35,260
Like Machamp, yeah.

2271
01:39:35,260 --> 01:39:37,300
It's Machamp, but the arms are snakes

2272
01:39:37,300 --> 01:39:38,700
and it's pink and flamingo.

2273
01:39:38,700 --> 01:39:40,260
It's just like Machamp.

2274
01:39:40,260 --> 01:39:43,140
So that is gonna be 2d8.

2275
01:39:43,140 --> 01:39:51,140
That's gonna be 2d8 and a d10 for the crit, please.

2276
01:39:52,060 --> 01:39:54,660
Okay, so 13 total.

2277
01:39:55,580 --> 01:39:56,660
13, delicious.

2278
01:39:56,660 --> 01:39:59,460
So that's 13 and it's also plus eight, so that's 21.

2279
01:39:59,460 --> 01:40:04,460
Woof, the guy gets absolutely walloped.

2280
01:40:06,260 --> 01:40:07,340
The piping goes.

2281
01:40:07,340 --> 01:40:08,180
Ah.

2282
01:40:08,180 --> 01:40:10,540
As flamingos do.

2283
01:40:10,540 --> 01:40:11,380
Can you do it again?

2284
01:40:11,380 --> 01:40:12,220
Ah.

2285
01:40:12,220 --> 01:40:13,060
Nice, very good.

2286
01:40:14,140 --> 01:40:15,660
I work at a zoo anyway.

2287
01:40:17,100 --> 01:40:22,100
As the snakes and the sharp serrated edges

2288
01:40:24,260 --> 01:40:29,260
of each of its little teeth dig into the light skin.

2289
01:40:30,340 --> 01:40:32,900
Yeah, yeah, it is like hard light kind of skin.

2290
01:40:32,900 --> 01:40:35,580
And little pixels.

2291
01:40:35,580 --> 01:40:37,900
Nice, very good, very, very good.

2292
01:40:39,980 --> 01:40:41,740
Flamingo, now that it's evolved,

2293
01:40:41,740 --> 01:40:43,860
instead of like one snake that looks like it's wrapped

2294
01:40:43,860 --> 01:40:45,820
around, it has like four heads.

2295
01:40:45,820 --> 01:40:47,340
Like the snake has like four heads

2296
01:40:47,340 --> 01:40:49,300
and then the big flamingo.

2297
01:40:49,300 --> 01:40:50,860
Beautiful, killer.

2298
01:40:50,860 --> 01:40:52,060
This is gonna be our first march.

2299
01:40:52,060 --> 01:40:55,740
Anything else that you want the flamingo to do?

2300
01:40:57,900 --> 01:40:58,820
Flex.

2301
01:40:58,820 --> 01:41:00,060
Sick, bam.

2302
01:41:01,180 --> 01:41:02,900
Cause these pythons are sick.

2303
01:41:05,380 --> 01:41:06,660
Okay, all right, all right.

2304
01:41:06,660 --> 01:41:07,500
The GM says.

2305
01:41:07,500 --> 01:41:12,180
Okay, maybe, how about this?

2306
01:41:13,740 --> 01:41:16,380
Why don't, instead of us just duking it out

2307
01:41:16,380 --> 01:41:18,580
here in the middle of Florida.

2308
01:41:18,580 --> 01:41:19,420
Why don't we let.

2309
01:41:19,420 --> 01:41:20,260
Wait, we're in Florida, are we on Earth?

2310
01:41:20,260 --> 01:41:21,420
New Florida.

2311
01:41:21,420 --> 01:41:22,740
This looks like Florida.

2312
01:41:22,740 --> 01:41:23,580
It's New Florida.

2313
01:41:23,580 --> 01:41:25,540
It's New Florida, it's a whole planet called Florida.

2314
01:41:25,540 --> 01:41:26,380
Okay.

2315
01:41:26,380 --> 01:41:27,220
Why don't we let.

2316
01:41:27,220 --> 01:41:28,040
Bam.

2317
01:41:28,040 --> 01:41:28,880
That hurt.

2318
01:41:28,880 --> 01:41:29,720
Ah.

2319
01:41:29,720 --> 01:41:34,720
Why don't we let the audience make some decisions here.

2320
01:41:37,560 --> 01:41:38,560
For the death.

2321
01:41:38,560 --> 01:41:39,400
Okay.

2322
01:41:41,400 --> 01:41:42,240
For the soul.

2323
01:41:42,240 --> 01:41:44,120
All right, okay, okay, okay.

2324
01:41:44,120 --> 01:41:47,000
So, they're gonna forego their turn

2325
01:41:47,000 --> 01:41:49,920
to give the audience two turns right now.

2326
01:41:49,920 --> 01:41:52,160
So, if somebody wants to put up their hand

2327
01:41:52,160 --> 01:41:54,080
and come up, bam, bam.

2328
01:41:54,080 --> 01:41:55,220
You wanna both come up?

2329
01:41:55,220 --> 01:41:57,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah, please do, please do, please do.

2330
01:41:57,920 --> 01:41:59,520
Here you go, take these.

2331
01:41:59,520 --> 01:42:02,200
This is gonna go on the random table.

2332
01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:05,720
So, we got a five, that's another healing.

2333
01:42:07,160 --> 01:42:08,560
Five, that's two healing.

2334
01:42:08,560 --> 01:42:10,080
Okay, so roll those.

2335
01:42:10,080 --> 01:42:11,280
Actually, you know what?

2336
01:42:12,360 --> 01:42:13,200
Both of you roll those again.

2337
01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:14,160
I don't like the same number.

2338
01:42:14,160 --> 01:42:15,280
It's like ordering something the same

2339
01:42:15,280 --> 01:42:16,440
as someone at a restaurant.

2340
01:42:16,440 --> 01:42:18,040
Six, and then a two.

2341
01:42:18,040 --> 01:42:18,880
Dope.

2342
01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:22,920
So, you get control.

2343
01:42:22,920 --> 01:42:25,220
A gravity ball hits two different targets,

2344
01:42:25,220 --> 01:42:27,200
making them float in zero gravity

2345
01:42:27,200 --> 01:42:29,480
until the start of the next round.

2346
01:42:29,480 --> 01:42:34,200
And you, a turret activates, and you roll this three times,

2347
01:42:34,200 --> 01:42:36,360
and you do 3d6 damage to anyone.

2348
01:42:36,360 --> 01:42:40,120
Who two targets would you like this gravity ball to hit?

2349
01:42:41,160 --> 01:42:43,920
I'm gonna pick one, but you intimidated me earlier.

2350
01:42:43,920 --> 01:42:44,760
No.

2351
01:42:45,800 --> 01:42:48,040
Oh, that's really good.

2352
01:42:48,040 --> 01:42:49,920
That's really good.

2353
01:42:49,920 --> 01:42:51,640
Thank you so much.

2354
01:42:51,640 --> 01:42:52,840
Wow, that's so great.

2355
01:42:52,840 --> 01:42:54,400
That's yours as well.

2356
01:42:54,400 --> 01:42:56,920
Like I said, they don't seem to like you anymore.

2357
01:42:56,920 --> 01:42:57,960
Very much anymore.

2358
01:42:58,920 --> 01:43:00,280
And I'm gonna pick the Game Master for one.

2359
01:43:00,280 --> 01:43:03,320
Okay, the Game Master slowly floats up the ground.

2360
01:43:03,320 --> 01:43:05,040
Who is the other person?

2361
01:43:05,040 --> 01:43:05,880
There he goes.

2362
01:43:05,880 --> 01:43:06,920
Here he gets it.

2363
01:43:06,920 --> 01:43:08,160
Perfect, thank you so much, there.

2364
01:43:08,160 --> 01:43:09,000
I appreciate you.

2365
01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:10,200
The crouching tiger hitting dragon's fight.

2366
01:43:10,200 --> 01:43:11,040
That's a six.

2367
01:43:11,040 --> 01:43:12,280
Our first roll is a six.

2368
01:43:12,280 --> 01:43:13,720
Two, that's eight.

2369
01:43:13,720 --> 01:43:14,760
And then we have three.

2370
01:43:14,760 --> 01:43:19,560
So that is 11 plus six, so that's 17.

2371
01:43:19,560 --> 01:43:22,480
Pick one target, you do 17 damage to them.

2372
01:43:22,480 --> 01:43:25,800
You can in fact hit the Game Master.

2373
01:43:25,800 --> 01:43:30,800
In an act of community, teamwork, socialist spirit.

2374
01:43:37,600 --> 01:43:41,280
The Game Master floats up off of the ground.

2375
01:43:41,280 --> 01:43:43,640
His little legs, like in cartoons.

2376
01:43:45,480 --> 01:43:50,480
They try to grab onto branches as they're flying up

2377
01:43:50,480 --> 01:43:52,440
and this turret raises out the ground

2378
01:43:52,440 --> 01:43:57,440
and then doing 17 damage to his 14 health.

2379
01:43:57,480 --> 01:44:01,920
The Game Master's head like explodes outward

2380
01:44:01,920 --> 01:44:06,480
in this shard of pixels and they hover, float,

2381
01:44:06,480 --> 01:44:09,200
kind of spinning around in this zero G space

2382
01:44:09,200 --> 01:44:10,680
as they have been defeated.

2383
01:44:12,000 --> 01:44:17,000
Bullet wounds riddle them and slowly,

2384
01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:20,440
Florida starts to dissipate around you.

2385
01:44:20,440 --> 01:44:23,120
Pixels start picking up and flying away

2386
01:44:23,120 --> 01:44:27,080
as this hard-like creation that they have made

2387
01:44:27,080 --> 01:44:27,920
starts to disappear.

2388
01:44:27,920 --> 01:44:30,000
Is there anything, before this connection

2389
01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:31,000
with the audience is severed,

2390
01:44:31,000 --> 01:44:32,760
is there anything that the four of you

2391
01:44:32,760 --> 01:44:34,080
would like to tell the audience?

2392
01:44:34,080 --> 01:44:35,880
Or are you just gonna judge them

2393
01:44:35,880 --> 01:44:38,160
as your connection is removed?

2394
01:44:38,160 --> 01:44:39,560
You've been a great crowd.

2395
01:44:39,560 --> 01:44:44,560
I think that we didn't get along at first,

2396
01:44:44,560 --> 01:44:46,280
but that was pretty okay.

2397
01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:49,280
No, it's like coming around to you.

2398
01:44:49,280 --> 01:44:50,280
It's all right.

2399
01:44:50,280 --> 01:44:52,080
Anything, Barry?

2400
01:44:52,080 --> 01:44:57,080
Support your local Xenoecological Wildlife facilities

2401
01:44:57,160 --> 01:44:58,680
if they are moral.

2402
01:44:58,680 --> 01:45:03,680
It's a mouthful, it's a mouthful.

2403
01:45:03,760 --> 01:45:06,760
Change starts at home and I believe in you.

2404
01:45:06,760 --> 01:45:07,600
Aw.

2405
01:45:09,760 --> 01:45:11,640
As the connection gets fuzzy,

2406
01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:14,640
all of your, do you have anything to say?

2407
01:45:14,640 --> 01:45:15,480
Oh shit.

2408
01:45:15,480 --> 01:45:18,400
Didn't know the entire time's done nothing.

2409
01:45:18,400 --> 01:45:20,400
Yeah, I forgot to put myself in initiative order.

2410
01:45:20,400 --> 01:45:23,240
I was looking at the birds.

2411
01:45:23,240 --> 01:45:25,040
I'm a bird watching guy.

2412
01:45:25,040 --> 01:45:25,880
They do have birds in Florida.

2413
01:45:25,880 --> 01:45:28,000
Yeah, I heard that somewhere.

2414
01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:29,160
And flamingos.

2415
01:45:29,160 --> 01:45:31,600
I was so obsessed with the flamingo python.

2416
01:45:37,600 --> 01:45:38,680
When you,

2417
01:45:38,680 --> 01:45:43,680
when you, oh, hey audience,

2418
01:45:43,680 --> 01:45:46,680
you're so spread far over,

2419
01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:48,680
all over the galaxy in fact.

2420
01:45:48,680 --> 01:45:53,680
I have never been to the Yoski home planet of Marat.

2421
01:45:53,680 --> 01:45:55,680
Has anyone here been?

2422
01:45:55,680 --> 01:45:56,520
Yeah?

2423
01:45:56,520 --> 01:45:58,680
Yeah, Marat dick in your mouth, fuck you.

2424
01:45:58,680 --> 01:45:59,680
And then the,

2425
01:45:59,680 --> 01:46:04,680
and then the screen goes static and fuzzy

2426
01:46:04,680 --> 01:46:09,680
and then there's a little picture of Piefingo,

2427
01:46:09,680 --> 01:46:12,680
Piefingo, hoeing onto a vine that says hang in there.

2428
01:46:12,680 --> 01:46:13,680
Aw.

2429
01:46:13,680 --> 01:46:18,680
The Patchwork crew, you all wake with a jolt

2430
01:46:18,680 --> 01:46:21,680
and as you, and everything is dark,

2431
01:46:21,680 --> 01:46:25,680
but you can hear the winds of NOS again

2432
01:46:25,680 --> 01:46:30,680
and as you sit up, you feel these like glasses on your head

2433
01:46:30,680 --> 01:46:32,840
that have been connected to just the

2434
01:46:32,840 --> 01:46:35,680
different like your temples.

2435
01:46:35,680 --> 01:46:40,680
As you were all correctly actually trapped in VR.

2436
01:46:40,680 --> 01:46:44,680
You, Scrap opens up the back of the Patchwork truck

2437
01:46:44,680 --> 01:46:49,680
and sees the door to New Mores close with this loud like,

2438
01:46:49,680 --> 01:46:54,680
and after a few beats, a single ship raises out

2439
01:46:54,680 --> 01:46:59,680
and then off as whoever put the VR headsets on you has,

2440
01:46:59,680 --> 01:47:01,680
gone away for next time.

2441
01:47:01,680 --> 01:47:06,680
All of you, after a weird dream like sleep,

2442
01:47:09,680 --> 01:47:11,680
I do awake quite well rested

2443
01:47:11,680 --> 01:47:16,680
and the stained city of New Mores,

2444
01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:19,680
as you look out at it, your phone buzzes

2445
01:47:19,680 --> 01:47:22,680
and all of you get a share of 250,000 credits

2446
01:47:22,680 --> 01:47:25,680
and that is where we're going to end our session today everyone.

2447
01:47:25,680 --> 01:47:26,680
Thank you all so much.

2448
01:47:26,680 --> 01:47:31,680
Thank you beautiful souls.

2449
01:47:31,680 --> 01:47:32,680
That is, that's us.

2450
01:47:32,680 --> 01:47:33,680
We have like 15 minutes left.

2451
01:47:33,680 --> 01:47:36,680
So if there's any other closing notes.

2452
01:47:36,680 --> 01:47:37,680
Well, for one, we're not done yet

2453
01:47:37,680 --> 01:47:39,680
because we have a giveaway.

2454
01:47:39,680 --> 01:47:40,680
Oh my God.

2455
01:47:40,680 --> 01:47:41,680
We have a giveaway.

2456
01:47:41,680 --> 01:47:42,680
Team?

2457
01:47:42,680 --> 01:47:44,680
I completely forgot about that.

2458
01:47:44,680 --> 01:47:46,680
Does his arm still have injuries?

2459
01:47:46,680 --> 01:47:47,680
Yeah.

2460
01:47:47,680 --> 01:47:52,680
Oh, like, oh, it was kind of like more of like a,

2461
01:47:52,680 --> 01:47:55,680
think of like, I don't know if you've,

2462
01:47:55,680 --> 01:47:58,680
know anything about like Sorda online,

2463
01:47:58,680 --> 01:48:00,680
but that thing is like, if you,

2464
01:48:00,680 --> 01:48:03,680
it was a, if you die in the game, you die in real life.

2465
01:48:03,680 --> 01:48:04,680
So it's like, you don't have any injuries.

2466
01:48:04,680 --> 01:48:06,680
It was kind of like a health bar that was going down.

2467
01:48:06,680 --> 01:48:09,680
If you would hit zero then it would have like zapped your head

2468
01:48:09,680 --> 01:48:11,680
and you would have turned off.

2469
01:48:11,680 --> 01:48:12,680
Okay.

2470
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:13,680
Okay.

2471
01:48:13,680 --> 01:48:14,680
Are we ready for the drum roll?

2472
01:48:14,680 --> 01:48:16,680
I shouldn't do that.

2473
01:48:22,680 --> 01:48:23,680
Oh my God.

2474
01:48:23,680 --> 01:48:24,680
Hi.

2475
01:48:24,680 --> 01:48:25,680
Congratulations.

2476
01:48:25,680 --> 01:48:29,680
We get a Starfinder core rule book.

2477
01:48:29,680 --> 01:48:31,680
But it's all right.

2478
01:48:31,680 --> 01:48:33,680
If anyone does want any Starfinder goodies,

2479
01:48:33,680 --> 01:48:35,680
we do actually have a code.

2480
01:48:35,680 --> 01:48:36,680
Yes, we do.

2481
01:48:36,680 --> 01:48:40,680
Which we don't expect you all to just remember if we say a code.

2482
01:48:40,680 --> 01:48:41,680
We will be putting it on our socials,

2483
01:48:41,680 --> 01:48:43,680
but it's really quite simple.

2484
01:48:43,680 --> 01:48:46,680
Starfinder NQA.

2485
01:48:46,680 --> 01:48:47,680
Yeah.

2486
01:48:47,680 --> 01:48:49,680
So any Starfinder product that you get on Paizo,

2487
01:48:49,680 --> 01:48:51,680
if you type in Starfinder NQA,

2488
01:48:51,680 --> 01:48:54,680
then it's like we help you.

2489
01:48:54,680 --> 01:48:56,680
10% off on April 5th.

2490
01:48:56,680 --> 01:48:57,680
Oh my God.

2491
01:48:57,680 --> 01:48:58,680
How delicious.

2492
01:48:58,680 --> 01:48:59,680
Look at that.

2493
01:48:59,680 --> 01:49:00,680
Thank you, heroes.

2494
01:49:00,680 --> 01:49:03,680
Thank you so, so much for joining us and being here.

2495
01:49:03,680 --> 01:49:05,680
And the next time we fly through the atomless sea,

2496
01:49:05,680 --> 01:49:08,680
we hope you are all there to fly with us.

2497
01:49:08,680 --> 01:49:11,680
Buzzing.

2498
01:49:11,680 --> 01:49:12,680
That's it, gang.

2499
01:49:12,680 --> 01:49:13,680
We've done the story.

2500
01:49:13,680 --> 01:49:14,680
We've done the story.

2501
01:49:14,680 --> 01:49:16,680
We've done our first ever live show.

2502
01:49:16,680 --> 01:49:17,680
Oh, man.

2503
01:49:17,680 --> 01:49:20,680
What a joy.

2504
01:49:20,680 --> 01:49:21,680
Oh dear.

2505
01:49:21,680 --> 01:49:22,680
That was fun.

2506
01:49:22,680 --> 01:49:24,680
Did you hate it?

2507
01:49:24,680 --> 01:49:25,680
You had the word hate.

2508
01:49:25,680 --> 01:49:26,680
You fucking hate us.

2509
01:49:26,680 --> 01:49:29,680
You have to say legally if you did.

2510
01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:30,680
That was fun.

2511
01:49:30,680 --> 01:49:32,680
I can't believe you all booed Ike.

2512
01:49:32,680 --> 01:49:33,680
You're a monster.

2513
01:49:33,680 --> 01:49:34,680
Oh my God.

2514
01:49:34,680 --> 01:49:35,680
That was so funny.

2515
01:49:35,680 --> 01:49:37,680
I was remembering that for the rest of my life.

2516
01:49:37,680 --> 01:49:40,680
People are going to get into it, and then you guys got so into it.

2517
01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:42,680
And I was like, this is my fucking crack.

2518
01:49:42,680 --> 01:49:43,680
I love this shit.

2519
01:49:43,680 --> 01:49:44,680
I'm so into it.

2520
01:49:44,680 --> 01:49:49,680
I heard at some point very early on, like Florida is like Australia light.

2521
01:49:49,680 --> 01:49:50,680
I figured it was you.

2522
01:49:50,680 --> 01:49:51,680
Who else talks about Australia ever?

2523
01:49:51,680 --> 01:49:52,680
Who else do you know who talks like this?

2524
01:49:52,680 --> 01:49:53,680
The Australian lady.

2525
01:49:53,680 --> 01:49:54,680
Oh, dear.

2526
01:49:54,680 --> 01:49:55,680
Oh my gosh.

2527
01:49:55,680 --> 01:49:56,680
Thank you, team.

2528
01:49:56,680 --> 01:49:57,680
There's a couple things to remember.

2529
01:49:57,680 --> 01:49:58,680
There still is cards up front if you want to get your own void name.

2530
01:49:58,680 --> 01:49:59,680
Yeah, if you want to get your own void name, yes, there is cards.

2531
01:49:59,680 --> 01:50:00,680
I also have my business cards if you would like just like mine.

2532
01:50:00,680 --> 01:50:01,680
I also have also mine, which has a little game on it.

2533
01:50:01,680 --> 01:50:02,680
If anyone doesn't know us, we are the Adamless.

2534
01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:03,680
We are a podcast, an actual podcast.

2535
01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:04,680
We are a podcast.

2536
01:50:04,680 --> 01:50:05,680
We are a podcast.

2537
01:50:05,680 --> 01:50:06,680
We are a podcast.

2538
01:50:06,680 --> 01:50:07,680
We are a podcast.

2539
01:50:07,680 --> 01:50:08,680
We are a podcast.

2540
01:50:08,680 --> 01:50:09,680
We are a podcast.

2541
01:50:09,680 --> 01:50:10,680
We are a podcast.

2542
01:50:10,680 --> 01:50:11,680
We are a podcast.

2543
01:50:11,680 --> 01:50:22,680
We are a podcast.

2544
01:50:22,680 --> 01:50:27,080
I will say in our normal show are way darker than this darker way more serious is a very

2545
01:50:27,080 --> 01:50:28,680
fun little goofy episode.

2546
01:50:28,680 --> 01:50:32,680
However, this is going to go onto the feet this little show.

2547
01:50:32,680 --> 01:50:39,040
And if we ever do a live show again in the future, I thought it'd be fun to have it be

2548
01:50:39,040 --> 01:50:43,220
the game master again putting everyone through different trials and then on our

2549
01:50:43,220 --> 01:50:48,580
last show be like a fun like yeah thing anyways I don't know how to end this

2550
01:50:48,580 --> 01:50:57,860
thing we have we have 15 minutes 15 minutes till we're kicked out of the room

2551
01:50:57,860 --> 01:51:07,340
kicked out of the room yeah does anyone have any questions yeah that seems like

2552
01:51:07,340 --> 01:51:14,260
a lot of questions yes oh it's like it's because they were in virtual reality it

2553
01:51:14,260 --> 01:51:20,400
never left them it was just like they had representations of it in their mind

2554
01:51:20,400 --> 01:51:26,040
that was in this virtual reality setting that they had yeah what if we asked

2555
01:51:26,040 --> 01:51:32,280
questions to the players or the characters oh interesting so if anyone

2556
01:51:32,280 --> 01:51:37,780
has a question for a character yeah yeah yeah of course if anyone has any

2557
01:51:37,780 --> 01:51:42,420
questions then yes please if not we just vibe like a couple of bloody boys for the game

2558
01:51:42,420 --> 01:51:47,980
master what the fuck haha I is I I thought how fun would it be to have

2559
01:51:47,980 --> 01:51:57,100
audience participation in a thing and I was like everyone could they make their own characters and he's a shitty little guy yeah he was not good

2560
01:51:57,100 --> 01:52:01,380
he yeah it looks like he has like a normal body and then the head of a

2561
01:52:01,380 --> 01:52:06,420
security camera the little thing on his head yeah it's fun um actually I would

2562
01:52:06,420 --> 01:52:11,020
love a bloody picture with with the audience here please because it's a big

2563
01:52:11,020 --> 01:52:16,780
deal for me so everyone my patchwork crew get get over here and everyone is

2564
01:52:16,780 --> 01:52:36,940
I could take it is there is there like a chair I got a good there we go there you go ah what a beautiful crew yes lovely thank you I appreciate you so so much

2565
01:52:36,940 --> 01:52:41,620
do we have anything that we're doing over the next over the weekend I'm

2566
01:52:41,620 --> 01:52:47,780
running a game tomorrow in the atom at from 12 to 4 set in the atom this

2567
01:52:47,780 --> 01:52:52,980
universe which will be a level 5 star find a game which will be should be

2568
01:52:52,980 --> 01:52:57,660
pretty fun and there's that Dylan has a house I am also running some games I'm running a game called

2569
01:52:57,660 --> 01:53:01,780
guys and chairs which is a game I wrote but I do believe everything is full

2570
01:53:01,780 --> 01:53:09,020
except for Saturday at 1 p.m. so tomorrow 1 p.m. I think still has some

2571
01:53:09,020 --> 01:53:16,500
room and I'll be at a panel which still has a little bit of room at 7 o'clock I

2572
01:53:16,500 --> 01:53:22,300
believe on streaming RPGs so if you would like to attend that that could be

2573
01:53:22,300 --> 01:53:29,700
very helpful or interesting maybe possibly that's it we do free you as

2574
01:53:29,700 --> 01:53:33,700
well you're welcome to live your own life I appreciate you all so much I know

2575
01:53:33,700 --> 01:53:39,460
the ending things are very awkward because I'm like what the fuck do I do

2576
01:53:39,460 --> 01:53:44,380
now you're not allowed to leave we also have to wait for like the guy to come

2577
01:53:44,380 --> 01:53:48,900
up I appreciate you all so much thank you so so much for coming thank you so

2578
01:53:48,900 --> 01:53:53,340
much again for flying with us through the animal see cannot believe that this

2579
01:53:53,340 --> 01:53:56,940
is the first time we've all been together in person and I can't believe

2580
01:53:56,940 --> 01:54:04,380
how blessed we are to have gotten to put on this show in the live space with a

2581
01:54:04,380 --> 01:54:09,980
live audience incredible everyone who supports us on patreon has in some way

2582
01:54:09,980 --> 01:54:14,780
helped us to get here so I do want to make sure that we still shout out all of

2583
01:54:14,780 --> 01:54:22,260
you but very especially to Anna back's Daniel Neruda Don Hughes do fitness

2584
01:54:22,260 --> 01:54:32,900
and do Phineas Mary Miba for for for sunny 420 thank you all so much you have

2585
01:54:32,900 --> 01:54:37,900
absolutely been part of the reason that we were able to go to this con and do

2586
01:54:37,900 --> 01:54:44,940
this show and of course the next time we fly through the animal see I hope that

2587
01:54:44,940 --> 01:54:52,700
you are here to fly with us wish wish wish wish wish wish